Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Beccause it's not drinking alone if Tucker is here

Episode Date: June 7, 2018

Kaitlyn gives her review of the latest Bachelorette episode all by herself... with Tucker, and answers your questions See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy N...otice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:30 By myself. Don't want to be a dramatic entrance. I was just thinking, I'm like, I'm podcasting by myself today. And all I can do is sing Celine Dion all by myself naturally. So I thought I'd enter with that. And I'm like, wait, this is depressing. And grape therapy is not depressing. It's therapy to make you have.
Starting point is 00:01:58 happy. So before you put on your socks, on your panty hose, or even your shoes on, you put on your confidence. Oh, Jordan on the Bachelorette. That is, that is a quote straight out of Jordan's mouth. Welcome to grape therapy. Your session is now starting. I'm going to start every podcast with that. You know what? Before you put on your socks or your panty hose or even your shoes you put on your confidence i kind of like it i'm like you know what that's not a bad motto to live by let's put a pause on a bc let's talk netflix for a second who doesn't love netflix netflix original film abiza is available to watch right now but you can't guess where yeah you can i just said it like eight times netflix this is the girl's trip of the summer
Starting point is 00:02:49 when harper's two bfs tag along on her work trip to barcelona they find themselves on a wild adventure through the local EDM scene where Harper meets a hot DJ, she ends up following to Abiza. This is a super funny female driven comedy with amazing scenery, a look into the insane clubs of Abiza, and features a fun soundtrack with some of the top EDM artists, hilarious performances from Gillian Jacobs, my favorite Vanessa Bayer, and Phoebe Robinson. It also stars Richard Madden as the hot DJ and Harper's love interest. The film touches themes we as women can all relate to like how to balance.
Starting point is 00:03:24 a growing career with a personal life, travel, falling in love and maintaining relationships with your best friends. These women take a trip that despite some major mishaps is the trip of a lifetime. That's Netflix original film Abiza Available now. Anyways, I was worried about Becca on the bike. They started the episode with a little B-roll, B-roll of Becca riding a bike, and she was a little shaky. I was like, been a while.
Starting point is 00:03:50 Hey, Tuck, you good? I'm all by myself slash with Tuck. I'm not drinking by myself. I'm with Tucker. And Tucker has got some of the worst toots of his whole career today. And we're just, you know, getting hotboxed in my little podcast studio. And it's, uh, it is what it is, you know? Anyways, you know what I'm sick of. I'm sick of a few things on the show, but I'm really sick of the whole balcony scene where a group of guys or girls are on the balcony and they're yelling to the bachelor or the bachelorette like it was funny like the first time they did it maybe the second time now I'm like
Starting point is 00:04:31 if I was one of the guys or girls I just wouldn't agree to it I'll be like I'm going to sit this one out I'm going to take a knee you guys go yell on the balcony hello Becca I'm all I'm going to take a knee I don't know maybe that's just me maybe that's like one of those things that Chris Harrison said you know it's like iconic that he comes in at the end of the rose ceremonies and says this is the last or this is the final rose i can't believe i just screwed that up becca gentlemen this is the final rose it's like yeah we know but he's saying it's like an iconic like line which i agree with so maybe that's the balcony thing i'm just overreacting sounds about right right john anyways let's talk about this episode okay
Starting point is 00:05:15 we're back we got bachelor's episodes up so you know what that means grape therapy turns into Bachelorette Recaps because you know it's hard to create content so you know this is easy for me my life's so hard no I am busy though so this is good I like talking Bachelorette I like giving you guys the rundown the inside scoop and doing a little recap for you it's a glass of wine groom's day okay this day was Lincoln was savage on this date from the start of the group date until the end. Rachel and Brian, super cute, love their little appearance. I think they're adorable together.
Starting point is 00:05:57 But yeah, Lincoln, I don't know. I'm like, first of all, he totally won by cheating. And I would have said, no, if I was Becca at the altar, I'd have been like, mm-mm, nobody wants a cheater, especially when you're looking for a husband. I didn't like that. I saw him doing that timer thing, and he got out before everyone. I didn't like it. anyways it's always so funny how like a group of men just sit around a table and just talk shit about other men and they like seem to know what's right for becca like i don't think he's here for her i don't think that's what becca wants and i just don't think Becca's energy matches with his it's like you don't know her yet and you don't know him like it's just so funny but i know it's all producer driven like you have to have those conversations otherwise the guys would obviously just be like sitting there on time
Starting point is 00:06:43 talking about like football or whatever guys talk about and nobody wants to listen to that if they're talking about football we'd be like um do you want to get to the drama or so anyway lincoln describes kissing becca so he won obviously he won the competition because he went into beast mode and kind of scared me a little bit but he got to kiss becca and he said he described kissing becca like i can't do his accent or i would really put that on for you guys but i i can't can't um he said becca kissing becca is like flying to the moon on the wings of a pegasus what the f is a pegasus while dancing with unicorns on a pot of gold and more don't be honest with you man wasn't great from where we were sitting i was like awkward
Starting point is 00:07:37 watching him get i feel like his head was really like his head was just moving a lot it's kind of weird. Anyway, that's a weird way to describe a kiss. You know, reel it in. Real it in. Anyways, he won. There's this photo of them at the fake altar. The whole picture thing was just so embarrassing. I had second hand embarrassment for the, I don't remember the one guy's name. Lincoln and the other guy who had the whole scene about the picture. Because we get it, Lincoln. Like you won the competition by cheating. And now you have the pick to remember it by. And that represents this fake wedding we don't need you to talk to the picture and kiss it and like it's it was a bit much but we also don't need what's his oh connor connor we also don't need
Starting point is 00:08:24 connor to have a little hissy fit over being it being on display and break the picture like what i'm glad he was embarrassed about it but come on you know it's just so weird because i think back and i know i've talked about this before on other podcasts that you as a contestant you really hang on to anything that the bachelor or the bachelorette gives you or says to you because it's all you have to go off of and so you like that picture probably did mean so much more to him than we can even imagine because he really like maybe he's a very sentimental guy um obviously a very sentimental guy and so that picture probably meant more than just just a photo it was like a memory it was validation and um it's weak too you know
Starting point is 00:09:12 know people are already starting to go a little happens to the best of us and then they went on okay they did their little group date thing yeah everyone's really cute her and garratt are really cute um jean blanc jean jean jean jean jean b oh i kill myself i really you know so so i'm so lucky that i'm fun to hang out with because i can just have a good time on the podcast by myself jean b which is definitely what i'm calling him for the rest of his time got the rose super sweet they were cute together and then okay lincoln saying that jean i always feel like we were saying jean because i'm like do you mean john no jean uh lincoln saying that jean getting the group date rose ruined his evening really ticked me off because i'm like oh so it was about winning to you because you should be really happy that you actually just like had that moment with beca you got to kiss her you got to get a little further along with her you got to get a little further along with her you got to to prove yourself to her so clearly was lincoln it's just about winning and while we're on the lincoln topic sorry to go there but does he really poop on the floor and then put it in the toilet
Starting point is 00:10:22 okay before i discuss this and get into it and share my feelings on it i would like to know the background okay so was this how he was raised in nigeria because then i don't think we should really poke fun at this because it might be like his culture i know he has the accent like he's from London or something but he's from Nigeria and maybe that is his culture and I mean pooping on the floor definitely is not for me um I agree toilets are not very sanitary but to be honest with you neither is your dishwasher neither is your sink uh neither is Tucker's mouth but I'm I'll share ice cream comb with them any day you know I don't think the floor is much more clean anyways regardless I said I was not going to discuss this until I have questions
Starting point is 00:11:11 I have questions, and they need to be answered. Maybe I can get Lincoln to call in or something and discuss, but actually, that's probably something he's like, can we not, can we keep the bathroom talk private? I'm like, not on grape therapy, not on off the vine with Caitlin Bristow. We go there. We go there, brother man. I'm like, that's what Sean calls Tucker. Brother man.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Hey, brother man. Anyways, I have questions. Blake. Blake. I like Blake and Becca. The state reminded me of mine with Ben Z because it started, you know, Chris Harrison set it up and we got in a limo and we didn't know where we were going. I'm pretty sure we went to the exact same rundown warehouse that Becca went to. But instead, I didn't get to go smash things with little John. I got to walk into a room of pigeons.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Still mad at you, Chris Harrison, for that one. I don't even think they aired like my full fear when that happened because I had to actually cry. in a corner and I was shaking and Ben was like oh my god I'm so sorry for you right now like this this is bad I was actually shaking in a corner and I think at that point the producers and Chris Harrison realized like it was a legit fear it wasn't just like a funny oh she's scared of birds like it was legit I was shaking and crying and pitch I could just hear them behind me like even me doing that sound freaks me out I hate doing podcast by myself because then I go to sip wine And I'm like, yeah, so here's some silence for you.
Starting point is 00:12:43 Maybe you can hear the birds chirping in the background. That's the weird part about podcasting from my home is you can hear the birds chirping. But maybe it's nice. Let's find out. Oh, that's good wine. Today I'm drinking Kim Crawford. Oh, cheers. Kim Crawford, Savian Blanc.
Starting point is 00:13:01 Savian Jean-Blanc. Jean-Blanc. Savian Jean-Blanc. Okay, I need to calm down here. breaking glasses knocking stuff over okay uh where was i what was i talking about oh my date compared get over yourself kately it's about becker right now okay this date was awesome uh i'm not sure anyone but my friends from before the show really understands my full obsession with the song turned down for what i will never forget the first time i heard it i was with a friend in tampa bay
Starting point is 00:13:32 florida and we were in this like sweet ferrari and the song came on and we were like This is the dumbest song I've ever heard, but I kind of love it. And we were, like, singing it the whole rest of our night. We went to some charity event. Oh, yeah, wait, it's all coming back. It's all coming. We went and saw this guy from American Idol. He had two first names.
Starting point is 00:13:58 I'm blanking. But anyways, we couldn't stop saying, turn down for what? And then we started singing it in an opera voice. Turn down. for what and anyways i became obsessed with the song and i remember telling my girlfriends like one day i will meet little john little little little john one day i'll meet little john and i will yell turn down for what with him and i really put it out into the universe and let me tell you people it works because when i i mean i think it was around the time i found out i was maybe going on the show
Starting point is 00:14:31 on the bachelor i went to this pool party in l.a while i was there to meet like producers and little john was there and i was like i mean here we go i would be stupid to pass up this opportunity and i went up to him and i was like hey like can we take a video and say turn down for what he probably like someone did that to me it was like hey can we say like will you accept this or i'd be like ew he probably hates me i wonder if he even remembers that but anyways he thought it was a picture i knew it was a video i yelled turned down for what with little john and he just like does this like weird awkward smile anyways i always find a way to turn the conversation back to me what was i getting at oh My obsession would turn down for what.
Starting point is 00:15:08 I also just found a video in my phone of me doing, this is, this is like single, Caitlin. I was on a bar in a backwards hat and overalls doing the splits, like bouncing in the splits doing a shot of tequila to the song, Turned Down for What? You know what? I'll post that on my Off the Vine page on Instagram so you guys can feel sorry for me. Okay, so that was an awesome date. Really loved it. The smashing things. that they just looked like they had so much fun i think the song really got to me too where i was
Starting point is 00:15:42 like yeah this date is awesome uh they look like they were dressed in the cutest outfits love the tims uh but i really like blake and beckett together he i really like um blake seems very emotionally available oh nice way to word it katelyn uh he's able to talk about his feelings and i just think they're really cute together and p s how pissed is russ i still don't know if his name is Russ or Ross, Becca's ex. I feel like he's just like living his nightmare right now. Like he like thought, oh, okay, crap, she's going on The Bachelor. And then she like made it far.
Starting point is 00:16:18 They didn't talk. So he like goes on the show, makes an ass of himself. And now he's, now she's the Bachelor. Just like the most wanted girl in America. Poor guy. Russ, man, you're going to be okay. Gonna be okay. But I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 00:16:31 I got sweaty eyes during the state. That's what Sean calls it when you get tears in the eyes. because apparently he thinks crying is not okay. He just doesn't cry because it's sweaty eyes. So I got sweaty eyes during this date because I just remember like, I don't know, the butterfly feelings with Sean and like the honeymoon phase and the whole like, like obviously that never lasts for anybody. So I'm just like, oh, Becca girl, you enjoy that.
Starting point is 00:16:57 Like obviously we're still romantic and still in love guys. Don't worry. But I'm just saying that initial like honeymoon phase never ends. It never ends. It always ends. It never lasts for any couple. That's just not real life. It's, I mean, read the book,
Starting point is 00:17:14 five love languages, the five love languages, whatever. Read it. It talks about how you're in this like state of mind that like that person can do no wrong and you're just so happy. And so I'm like, oh, you enjoy that. It was just really sweet because they're just like,
Starting point is 00:17:31 it was like the beginning of them kind of falling in love. And I don't know, spoiler, so I don't know who she ends with. they have a sweet relationship i'll tell you that i hope blake doesn't get lost in the episodes from having the first one-on-one because sometimes it happens so let's uh fingers crossed you know why does style have to mean zero comfort how sick of you are blisters and sore knees and feet from wearing heels all day and night or just uncomfortable shoes rothies is the everyday flat for life on the go it's stylish classic comfortable and comes in three fashionable styles the flat the point and the loafer color and pattern selection is amazing and they're
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Starting point is 00:20:00 Now back to off the vibe Grape Therapy I think it's time to play Dodgeball That's a quote from Billy Madison All I did during this date I feel like was quote White Goodman
Starting point is 00:20:15 That's great Go ahead make your jokes mister Jokey Joke maker I laugh so hard Because I hear White Goodman from the movie Dodgeball and I just like I'm like oh
Starting point is 00:20:29 He is like a little bit of inspiration behind my alter ego, Rick. Anyways. Dodgeball. I wish Chris Harrison would have called me up and I could have sat there and done the commentary. Chris and we're just shooting the shit, you know. Doing some dodge ball quotes. If you can dodge a wrench, you could dodge a ball.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Even though I wouldn't be funny, I would just be stealing all of the quotes from dodgeball. But anyways, Leo is freaking Amazon woman. Like, what, how long? I've so many questions for. Leo and Lincoln. Leo, like, how did you get your hair like that? Is it genetics? Do you use a specific product that I should be knowing about?
Starting point is 00:21:09 Do you use sugar bear hair? How many times a week do you wash your hair? How long did it take you to get it that long? Do you use hot tools because you don't have any breakage? You have shine, but it's not like too much shine that it's grease. Just I need answers and advice. if you could just maybe, I don't know, reach out somehow. I could really use some hair advice.
Starting point is 00:21:37 I'm so jelly of his flow, man. Just jelly of the flow. Episode two is kind of hard to talk about because I'm not super invested in anyone yet. Like Blake, kind of, because he had the one-on-one. But you got to, like, really, I don't know. I feel like it's, like, episode, I don't even know how many episodes there are. Like six maybe where you really start to care about relationships.
Starting point is 00:22:00 and get invested like I haven't been on the show but you do you get invested and that's when it gets interesting to watch but the first like few I'm just like okay like I don't know a whole Colton Tia thing kind of weird I mean whatever Tia Tia is awesome and beautiful and if I were a single guy and I had the chance to talk to her and date her hang out with her for a weekend I would obviously it didn't work out so then he goes on Becca's season I mean it's all all this is so cheesy but like it's all up to your heart like what if you're about to miss out on a super special relationship because he hung out with one of your girlfriends for a weekend you know like you're in the bachelor world now misses everybody's gonna date everybody everybody everybody's gonna date
Starting point is 00:22:48 everybody it's just it's just kind of how it is but i don't know if that i can't tell her how to feel and if that really bothers her then that's then it really bothers her but to me i'm just like Oh, whatever. It didn't work out. Cool. Like, maybe it'll work out between us. But maybe not. Who knows? Let's see where it goes. Because she's obviously attracted to him. So that's... I mean, you can really hear those birds chirping out there. Anyways, I just think it'll depend on what Tia has to say because we saw in the end of the episode that Tia and some of her girlfriends come there and then we'll find out more, you know? Then we can work with what we got. I don't know. Whatever. Becca's wardrobe. the season so far this season two episodes in fire nice work carrie fetman he is the stylist for the show he's timeless he's been with the show forever he keeps up with the times i don't know how he does it because he's he's on social media if you want to follow him he does a bunch of pictures of all the wardrobe and uh gina is also on instagram she does uh all the makeup they're amazing and i'm like
Starting point is 00:23:56 how do you guys like i don't feel like carrie's really the type of person that's like really like involved in social media he's got it and he does has awesome stuff but i'm like how does he how does he keep with the times you know he's the style joan rivers like he's a big d big d um and nice work becca for wearing the dresses so well you know got to give her credit too because she looks beautiful and everything but she also cannot not not toot my own horn but she kind of gives me katelyn bristow vibes like she did the whole like tuck behind the ear on the one side and her like style choices um just how she's like a little more like edgy i don't know i don't know she gives me she gives me katelyn vibes is that weird to say i'm not trying toot my own horn i'm really not
Starting point is 00:24:40 you know and she's kissing everybody i love it she's honestly she's like great okay let's make out and see what like is there a connection here she's just getting to the point i like it i think everybody in her position in the bachelor position i don't know if she's getting for it. Usually the women do and the men don't, but I think it's great. Establish if there's a connection there or not. And, you know, if there's not, perfect. It makes rose ceremonies easier. I'm into it. And I loved Connor's little comeback where he checked his own picture of himself in the pool. Great idea. Whatever producer came up with that because I'm sure it wasn't Connor, but it was good. I really liked that move. Really liked it. What was next?
Starting point is 00:25:26 tick talk let's let's uh let's make it rock jordan is my favorite guy this season sorry sorry he's a lovable douche canoe and you can bet your butt i'll be quoting him all season long as long as he lost but i hope i hope she keeps him around a little bit just his jordanism says everything that comes out of his mouth i'm like the presence that he has on the show is powerful because he's just obviously golden tb but what the hell is he even talking about half the time like no No one knows, but I want more. I'm going to be so sad when she sends him home. I just keep it changing.
Starting point is 00:26:04 He struts. Like he was strutting to her with his little ginties on. And the shirt over the shoulder. And he meant it. Like he thought, he was like, you know, coming in hot. I feel good about this decision. And he taps her on the shoulder. He's naked.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Like, he was, oh, I'm going to do it. He was really. putting the cock in the cocktail party, you know what I mean? Oh, um, good one, I know you guys are laughing. I'll give you a moment to laugh through that. Yeah, get it all out. Get your laughs out.
Starting point is 00:26:42 And then he goes, I'm really into like, you know, having a mini-mee, Jordi calls him. And he pats his shoulder. And he goes, old junior right here. Like old Jordy would be just propped up on his shoulder and he's patting his shoulder and he goes, hanging out in the G-Wagon with some tunes on. I'm like, man, this guy doesn't get it.
Starting point is 00:27:09 Lovable douchebag. It's like he means, I think he means well. He's just, he's like everything that you would stereotype as a male model and I am here for it. Maybe I'm here for the wrong reasons because I'm here. for the Jordanisms. And chicken needs to just settle the F down and enjoy the Jordan show. I hate when people get, like, dudes,
Starting point is 00:27:34 don't get so wrapped up in the other guys and what they're doing. Like, just sit back and enjoy the show. That's what I did. As a contestant, and when girls were doing their crazy stuff, I was like, this is great. This is great. I'm just going to hang back and watch it all unfold.
Starting point is 00:27:49 And I love that Jordan wore his little pink blankie to the rose ceremony. Yes. Yes, Jordan. yes jordy uh i've shown my fashion i've shown my skin come at me that was another thing that jordan said i'm sure you got that i wouldn't come out of my mouth uh i love watching chris harrison do his thing when he does come out to do the you know ladies or whatever it's gentleman that's becca if you didn't receive a rose when that whole thing he does a huge sigh before he does it he goes
Starting point is 00:28:26 Gentlemen, if you did not receive it. I was like it, like it, he, he makes you believe that it affects him. It doesn't. He's thinking about golfing. And then, oh my gosh. Okay. Alex crying at the end. I don't know if you guys remember that was his name, but the guy that was crying at the end of the episode.
Starting point is 00:28:46 And he had no words. He was like, no, I was here for love. Looking for love. Oh, I'm like, okay, his buddies are going to probably make so much fun of him when they watch it on TV. But that actually makes me sad because. why should we make fun of him for just i mean he probably had a few drinks it's a long-ass night it's like you've just been like through a whirlwind producers are telling you stuff you think you're gonna you know make it through and you don't and then they stick you with whoever can cut to the
Starting point is 00:29:14 core of you so whatever producer can really who is bonded with you who's just like you know they get you're like oh you're on no sleep you've been drinking all night row ceremonies can be like and with the cocktail hours like i don't know 12 hours so i just like felt for him and he was like trying not to cry but it broke my heart and it made me mad because i remember okay so when i was saying his buddies are going to make fun of them and that makes me sad i was in the card aisle the other day at like walgreens or something picking up a card and there's a section for like manly cards like bro cards for men who don't like to like show their emotions and i got i was like ew come on and i read one of the cards and it was like
Starting point is 00:30:02 hey man i'm not good with this stuff so just know it's all good and i'm like this is a section in hallmark like the hallmark section of cards for bro cards like ew you know what showing emotions is attractive it's attractive god i get so angry over that Anyways, I know I like to drink wine. I'll tell you what I don't like to drink. Water. I've been flying all around visiting family, going to L.A., back and forth, back and forth, getting so dehydrated.
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Starting point is 00:31:43 That's Liquid-I-V.com promo code Vine. Don't wait. Get hydrated today. And you wish. for the next week standard ambulance episode is upon us every season there's an ambulance i wonder if it's the same ones every time so funny i'm going to answer some questions from the twatter because uh you guys had some pretty good questions actually for um any questions from monday's episode you want to ask me besides how we remember all the guys names that because that's a secret even though i think
Starting point is 00:32:14 i've talked about it before um sarah strum when will they stop with the r e references every 10 seconds. I think it's pronounced airy, but yeah, it's a little annoying. But I think it's like, ooh, let's remind everybody why we're rooting for Becca. Let's, like, oh, her heart was so broken. Let's re-fall in love with her. I don't know. I don't know why they do it. That was just my guess. Zoe, my zo called life. Nice. How do you feel about Lincoln crying after his picture was thrown into the pool? And did you think Connor was sincere when he apologized to Becca and through his picture in the pool um okay lincoln crying when people cry it breaks my heart because you're in a situation that you've never been in and emotions aren't like they just pour out of you like they've
Starting point is 00:33:04 never poured out before so him crying just probably had it was probably a buildup of a lot of emotions again he's probably a sentimental guy it probably meant a lot to him uh connor's connor's uh apology i think it was i think it was i think he meant it i don't think it was his idea but I think he was like yeah that's a good idea I was kind of an ass and I think he was embarrassed so I do I do believe that he was sorry um calling we need to get down to the nitty gritty on the Tia Colton timeline when did this take place this is what I was thinking how did they meet did Tia know he was going to be on the show how did he landy nice uh yeah I'm wondering about the timeline too because they do like so when Becca started to go away for
Starting point is 00:33:50 filming they take away your phone so they're oh wait but then he would have been there wait i'm so confused why didn't tia tell i don't know i'm sure our questions are going to be answered about that next episode um marissa winner when are the ITMs filmed i noticed becca has different hair accessories on her date compared to the interviews um they do a lot of it like ITMs mean in the moment and they do a lot of them in the moment but they also do a ton of them later So sometimes you have to put on your dress from night one and try and make your hair and make up the same. And talk about whatever.
Starting point is 00:34:31 Talk about whatever dress you're wearing whatever night that matches up with. So, yeah, ITMs, I know they're called in the moments, but they're not. Some of them are. Some of them are not. Kara said, is Sean comfy to lie on or no? because of abs. That's really funny because he's actually like I love laying on him and actually we cuddle every single night.
Starting point is 00:35:00 But he is like a little rock heart. He's kind of like it's kind of like laying on a rock but you know I'm also not mad at it. So there you go. Francesca. Ooh, that's a fun name to say. Francesca. Do they make you keep certain guys around for radiance? I mean you have that you know who is there for good TV.
Starting point is 00:35:19 you know that you're not going to keep somebody and they kind of just make a suggestion like hey he's pretty entertaining you might want to keep him around it's it's funny and then you're like yeah okay whatever so they don't make you but they highly recommend it you know do do oh Lisa good question Lisa Barker would you have questioned your relationship with Sean if he told you on night two that he had previously dated Carly or Becca I guess I would question his motives because I'd be like why are you reaching out to Bachelor girls if you like don't know them like if you're just a fan of the show and you reached out but if you just hung I mean if Sean just hung out with like Carly for a weekend and it didn't work out with them I wouldn't let it
Starting point is 00:35:59 alter our relationship it would probably make me a little uncomfortable and I'd have questions but I would let it go if the feelings were as strong as if they if my feelings were as strong as they were as they were for Sean I definitely would get past it um Catherine Phelps when you're the Bachelorette and a guy cries in front of you, how hard is it to not laugh? Or do you genuinely empathize with him? It depends on the guy, I guess. If he's like drunk, crying and like not making sense, it's pretty funny. But if he's like genuine as tears in his eyes, like I just want, I just feel terrible. I definitely empathize. Again, because I've been on the other side of it too. And I know that it's actually just such a weird situation. Caitlin Beeksma. Do you actually decide who gets
Starting point is 00:36:46 which date or is it kind of random? sometimes like sometimes you're like hey maybe you could put this person on this date so that later down the road you can have this date with this guy as a one-on-one like they they make suggestions that would work for you yeah it's kind of random it's kind of random especially with this large of a group you're like okay well he's either on this one or that one yeah that's a good question actually Kristen Langston what's the purpose of people not getting a date like there were only two more guys why not just add one more to each group date that's a good question actually Kristen Langston what's the purpose of people not just add one more to each group date that's a good question question i maybe to just get in their own heads and make them be like oh god she doesn't like me and see if that like stirs the pot that's the only thing i can think of a lot of people are asking me my thoughts on lincoln but i think i've made those clear who was right oh kickback with kate wants to know who was right lincoln or connor i think they were both wrong i don't think either one of them were right uh zach zola is there any chance that colton is actually a virgin the dude spent an entire weekend in l a with tia well an entire
Starting point is 00:37:48 weekend. So that doesn't mean they had sex. Yeah, of course there's a chance that he is an actual virgin because that would be a really effed up lie to tell if he wasn't. I'd be really effed up. But I mean, I also wouldn't be surprised in this show. Thanks for tuning into grape therapy. I also apologize if you don't tune into grape therapy because you don't want spoilers and
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Starting point is 00:38:35 What is the sexiest farm animal? Brown chicken, brown cow. Landy. Did it Landy with you? Or did I already tell that joke? and you guys are like, good one. That was funny the first time.
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