Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Bert and Ernie back together again! with Clio De La Llave
Episode Date: October 8, 2020Kaitlyn is passing the host torch to Clio this week as the two talk DWTS, Bachelor news, life, love and much more! First, Clio asks the hard hitting questions about her upcoming dance, workin...g with Artem and what it’s like being on the show during COVID. Kaitlyn also shares the read she got from a psychic on the side of the street while Jason was getting Chipotle! Later, they discuss the upcoming Bachelor season and Kaitlyn asks some questions from fans. GEICO – Go to geico.com , and in fifteen minutes you could be saving 15% or more on car insurance EXPRESS – Text VINE to 397-737 to receive $25 off your purchase BEST FIENDS – Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play COORS – Reach for the one beer that’s made to chill.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Let's shake it up some more.
Here's Caitlin.
All right.
Welcome to Grape Therapy.
Your session is about to start.
We have Bert and Ernie back together again.
Cleo is in the house.
Woo-hoo!
I'm so excited.
She got the good old nostril swab to get a negative test to come and do this podcast with me,
even though we're still socially distancing and being smart about it.
But thank you for doing that just so we can podcast.
And you guys are going to really enjoy this one.
One, because it's Cleo and I back together.
again. Two, she asked me some questions. I did not think she was going to ask. You just really
straight up went there. I went for it today. And I'm like, I'm going to stop playing this like manager
hat and I want to get the dirt. Yeah, you put on the friend hat today. And, uh, you got the dirt.
We talk all about dancing with the stars because I cannot stop talking about it. So whether you like it or
not, but you ask good questions. Like questions everybody's wanting to know. I went there.
You did. I know what people want to know. Yeah, you do.
And you, and you did.
It was a really good interview.
And we also talk about, what else we talked?
Oh, we did Q&As from listeners, which was really fun.
A really brief potential thinking what's going to happen in the Bachelorette next week.
Yep.
And it was just overall a good little hour of conversation.
So we hope you enjoy.
It felt so good to have Bert and Ernie reunited.
And it feels so good.
Hey, you're on, kid.
Oh, I am in heaven right now.
first of all, I'm here with you.
Oh my gosh.
This is the longest we've ever been apart since we were like 27.
Yeah.
It's been,
so it was last time we started it was in February.
I was like,
Oh my gosh.
February?
That's so sad.
It's crazy.
And then we are here podcasting.
I got my rapid test.
Now every time I see you,
I have to take a rapid test.
I'm like,
you're high maintenance.
I know.
I feel so bad.
Like it's so crazy how strict.
I mean,
it's not crazy.
It's actually impressive how strict.
how strict dancing is with COVID rules.
Oh, we're going to get into all of the things dancing with the stars.
And I'm not, I'm not going to, I might be a little like harsh with you.
I'm just going to ask you the questions.
And you don't know how to be harsh.
Well, I'm just saying right now, producer, please do not edit anything.
Even if Caitlin asks.
What if I, like, accidentally toot?
No, I want to hear it.
Okay.
So funny.
Somebody, like, tweeted me the other day.
I, and they clearly do not like follow me.
They just have like learned about me from dancing with the stars.
And they're like, oh my God.
I listened to her podcast.
And the first day I came out of her mouth was about farting.
She is so classless.
And I was like, you don't know me at all.
Yeah.
It's like, welcome to off the vine with Caitlin Bristow.
Well, actually, I might just dive right into it.
Okay, let's do it.
Because talking about tooting, I have a few questions.
That's that seriously.
how we're starting another podcast.
Speaking of dudes.
Okay.
Okay, first of all, Pino and Romney, I love you so much.
I'm going to take a picture.
They're being so cute.
Okay, so I just thought we'd go right into some rapid fire questions first.
Hey, I love that.
Because let's just switch it up.
Yep.
Jake's.
Okay, so have you ever danced with Artem and taken a whiff of yourself?
And we're like, I stink.
Yes.
But, you know, it's funny.
Would you say anything then?
No.
Yes, I would.
But it was just one time.
And I was like, it was that stale, um, spray tan sweat smell.
You know, when you get a fresh spray tan and you're like, is that my armpits or is that like a spray tan smell?
That's what it was.
It was like not, not cute.
But he's so funny because Artem's very particular about smells.
Like, um, he doesn't like if something sat in the like, wash too long, he can smell it right away.
And he's like, oh, sweating's gross when you dance.
And I'm like.
And I'm like, oh no, like sweating all over the place.
Oh, my God, I feel like my confession is right now.
It's like, I actually secretly love the smell of tanning and tanning when you sweat
because it, it's like, it's stronger.
What?
Yes.
I'm obsessed with that spray.
The dirty smell?
Like the spray tan smell.
Yeah. Oh.
You don't like it.
Everyone's always like, oh, I hate it.
And I'm like, I actually love it.
And then when you sweat, it smells more.
Yeah.
Most people do.
weird it smells like um a combination of sweat and like dead skin yeah yeah yeah yeah love it gorgeous
delicious okay well on to my next one so if artem hadn't been a dancer on this season who would
you have wanted to be paired with um probably either val or sasha or i don't know all of them are
so good i would have said val before knowing all of them and seeing
them all dance like first hand yeah but now um i would probably val just like to me i'm so like
who's one the most mirro balls and val has um so i probably would have picked would have liked to
be partnered with him with val he is good he's so good they're all so good it's insane like well and
it's interesting too i hadn't seen dancing with the stars in so long but so many of them are
russian yeah so clearly that's someone was telling me it's either
you, is it play hockey?
Yeah.
Play hockey or go into dancing.
It's either or.
Actually, I think you told me that.
Yeah, I was like,
that sounds like something I told you.
Yes.
Right, right, right.
Yeah.
No, and they just seem like they're,
they're very strict.
Very intense.
Okay, so out of all the celebrities
on Dancing with the Stars,
if you had to pick someone
that you would hang out with tonight,
who would it be?
Oh, out of all the celebs?
Yeah.
And obviously, as friends.
Um, yeah.
I would probably choose, well,
Anne, but,
I'm so sad she's gone, but I would have chose Anne because she's, I've talked about this on my last
podcast with Jason is she's just, I mean, she's just the most unique soul I've ever met.
So you got to, to chat with her and, like on our Zoom meetings, she was always just on fire.
And I was like, man, that's a girl I'd want to hang out with it and off like the show.
You know, I have an Anne story.
So back in the day when I was serving a cactus club.
I served her
She was with
with her friend
but I didn't recognize her
And you know when you meet people
And you're like
I swear I know you
I know you had met you
And I looked at her and I was like
I'm like I know we've met before
And I don't know why
I just didn't drop it
Like the whole time I served her
And I was like
Are you the West fan?
I'm like I know we've been
I'm like do I look familiar to you
And I was like I'm gonna get it
I'm gonna get it
And then when she left
one of the bussers was up and he's like hey like that was and hesh and I didn't know who it was and
she's like but then I was like oh my god when she when I looked her up I'm like six days and seven
nights which I just seen that movie like a couple years ago that's so crazy but she never said
who she was that's was she like joking around with you or was she like kind of like quiet
it was funny because she definitely kept giving me a smirk and I'm like I don't I'm like and then
I did end up dropping you because I'm like okay I feel like yeah she's like she's like she's not
I swear we haven't met.
Because she did say, she said, she's like, I swear we have never met.
That's so funny.
So when I saw her that she was on your season, I, I remember it.
I totally forgotten about that.
But she seemed great.
And she's amazing.
It was too bad.
It must be really hard now that people have to leave.
It sucks.
It's literally, it just becomes so real.
And it's sad.
And you're like, oh, they're just, they're just gone.
Does it like bring you back to the bachelor days at all?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like someone gets eliminated.
Yeah.
And they just get in their car and they're gone.
And you're like, bye forever.
Probably never see you again.
Ever?
Ever?
Yeah.
It is.
It's sad.
And it's a little unfortunate right now that you don't get to, obviously, because
of COVID, you don't get to have the same relationships.
Yeah.
It is.
I know because that's all about the competition anyways.
I know.
That is one thing, though, that makes me so sad is not being able to hang out with everybody,
you know, like after the shows.
And I know.
I just, it is what it is.
I'm just so happy.
It's happening anyways.
Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, for sure. So TBD, what'll happen next week?
Yes.
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So, Caitlin, I've obviously never met Nelly
But it is it hot in her
Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-Pee-L
I am getting so hot
I want to take my clothes on
Let's talk about Nelly
Is everything
Oh my God
I never used to think anything about Nellie
I swear, I have the hugest crush on him now.
I know.
He is, he's just everything.
It's, he's just like, I've just said this about Ann, so I'm going to say he's not super
unique because I just said about him, but he is.
He's just, his energy is so fun and he's so funny and he's so kind.
And like, he always says, don't call me, Nellie, you call me young swivel.
And he, like, does these hit moves.
And he's really thoughtful, too.
Like, he got all, everybody gifts in their.
trailers and he when I was hurt with my ankle he was like no not Caitlin no and I was like oh my god
Nelly we're friends we're friends now yeah because he what did he gift you in in your trailer it was
that headband thing right yeah it was this like to take your makeup off it's like this big fluffy
headband and a like really generous gift card to a skin place yeah yeah it's super nice and I think it's
just like I love it because I wouldn't have thought that about him I know because you're like he's the
most social out of everyone yeah and I would have thought he would have been the most quiet yeah no he's
definitely the most social and uh is he taking this very seriously he is it was so cute okay so
he on our last show he was talking or he was waiting to get um like to see the results for the
votes and see who goes home and they panned him and I was laughing backstage and I actually
grabbed my heart and went oh because he did this shifty eye thing where he like I guess people
took it as oh my god he doesn't even care if he's there they took it as an eye roll but I was like
oh my god he's so nervous and so we had a Zoom call the other day for a meeting and he was like
I just wanted to apologize to everybody for my facial expressions like it it showed that I
didn't want to be here and I do and I want to work hard and I want to apologize to my partner
and he's just so nice that is freaking Nelly man freaking cute I just
I just want to put a band-aid on his face, like, for an old time's sake.
Oh, my God.
Remember?
Yeah, that's right.
That's his thing.
Well, I, yeah, Nellie, I'm a new fan.
I mean, I've always liked his music, but just him personally.
And I did tell you this, and it was my favorite part when they were talking,
as like last week, when they were talking about how, you know, got emotional about
Illinois and that he's doing it for everyone there.
And then his dancer, his partner, Daniela, looks at him.
she's so cool yeah she's awesome oh and uh she looks at him and she's like oh my god she's like
that's just so sweet and then he looked at her he's like girl please yeah he's like you get out
out of here and he was so uncomfortable and because it's like no i don't want to get emotion
yeah oh nelly you know what i figured out to it's not illinois it was st louis oh remember he
saw you can find bay in st louis oh we're going play rain all day but i da some got jobs
and some sale, yay.
Others just smoke and f*** all day.
So good.
Keep going.
I actually don't know the rest of the song.
Okay, on to the next one.
Who is your biggest competition?
Neve.
He's committed.
Who would have thought?
No.
And people give, I think, him a hard time too.
And me sometimes, like with a dance background.
But because he, I think, studied some ballet.
But it was like he also did it when he was five and whatever.
But he is good.
He's really good.
Yeah, I think Neve is going to be in, like, top three.
Okay.
I think you need to put like a shit ton of spade and sparrows on his, like on Sunday,
get him super hungover.
Good idea.
And then just like sabotage.
Yeah.
No, that's karma.
Then I'll lose for sure.
I feel like this, like the whole experience has been so crazy because, and I said this to
Jason too, is that I'm usually so competitive, but for some reason I'm like rooting for
everybody.
It's weird.
It's got a big heart of gold.
I tell you that all the time.
You do.
It's like half gold.
Half charcoal.
Half charcoal.
Half charcoal.
I know when it's charcoal.
I'm like, okay, I'm going to back.
Yeah.
It's charcoal when I'm on my period.
Yes.
Gold the other time.
Which you get every two weeks, though.
I swear to God, I have it right now.
Are you shocked?
Swear to God.
I swear to God.
I always have my period.
Yeah.
And you know what?
I actually looked at my period app and it said, oh, I should probably say it started.
Look, I'm going to tell you.
right now. P tracker. It says eight days until your period starts. So it's like maybe I get two
periods a month and I don't even know it. I think you do. I truly think you get two periods a month.
Oh, that's not right. Where you have it every single time is it. It's not okay. No, you either have
it or it's the hormones kicking in because you're going to have it in a right. God, I don't get a
break. Menopause, where are you? God, that will be crazy for you. Oh, cool. I can't wait.
okay so who's the most likely to have a hookup after the show
hmm I'm like trying to think of who's single
but I don't think anyone is oh really is everyone in a relationship
well either the partner is or the celeb is oh yeah um
but like I just okay take take everyone like imagine everyone was single
okay who do you think has the most sexual chemistry well glove has sexual chemistry
with everybody.
I feel like every partner.
Yeah, I have sexual chemistry with him.
I do.
I feel like every time he has a partner,
it's like, I think he just oozes some sort of chemistry.
Like he's, but that shows a, that's a sign of a good partner too.
But he, I feel like every time I watch him dance with a partner.
And it's, it might be the choreography too.
I don't know.
But I just feel like, or the ads or the hair or the eyes.
Yeah, he's, he's quite nice looking.
All right.
So,
Glevin,
whoever he's with.
Yeah,
yeah,
any season,
whoever he's with.
Oh,
this goes nicely
into my next question.
Okay.
Mary Kill.
Okay.
Derek.
Bruno.
And.
Carrie Ann?
Carrie Ann.
Hadn't put her in,
but yes,
let's do that.
Okay.
Um,
oh,
man.
I would,
that's hard.
I,
I,
I always say,
Okay, make love, marry, or murder.
Okay.
I would murder Bruno.
Bye, Bruno.
But only because I have to pick one, I would marry.
Can we just talk about Bruno's energy, though?
I freaking love it.
It's everything.
Oh, he is amazing.
I think that's why I chose him for that because I'd be like, my energy,
I would just try and match him at all time and that would be exhausting.
Carrie Ann, I would make love to.
because I feel like she'd be a firecracker and then she's just sexy she's sexy and spicy yeah
sexy and spicy Derek I would marry because that would be a lifetime of fun tic talks yes I love seeing
like little moose on his tic talk oh he's so good just like those hip thrust I know oh my gosh
did you see my Matt Cutchill's um the one that you guys did here we go again you said you want
your freedom and he's pelvis thrusting with all the cowboys
boys? No, I saw yours. Oh, you have to see Matt. Oh, okay. It's hilarious. And then Derek did one. It's so
fun. He would be like, Matt send us, because was it on, is it on his IG or does he have to send it to us? Okay.
It's so funny. Okay. I love it. And then so, um, who do you think we'll get eliminated next week?
I told you it wasn't going to be nice to you. Oh, man. Um, so wait, a recap, the bottom two this week was
obviously Anne Hesch. And then remind me who was the second.
one. Oh yeah, because there was a mix-up. Yeah. And it was Monica, which I would, that really shook me. I was like, what? Monica was in the bottom two. Because she did way better than last week. She was so great. Did you hear anything about the mix-up? No. Oh, well, they had a Zoom meeting to apologize because it was obviously someone said something in Tyra's, like someone gave Tyra the wrong information. And they just apologize because obviously they don't. So even myself, I was like, did I
do that for ratings or like to people get people but they were like really upset about it and felt
really terrible so i don't know what happened i still don't know what happened because who was the who
was the bottom two that it looked like it was well it was chichelle gleb oh chishel and glib um what's um oh my god
how am i vernon davis and pita and um and and keio so now the only reason i'm like okay
well maybe monica is going home next is because of that
because they said she was in the bottom two,
but that just doesn't make any sense to me.
Because I don't know.
I really like Monica.
She's such a doll.
Really?
Yeah, she's so sweet.
She, like, gave me these compression socks to help my ankle.
And she just feels like.
Oh, that's motherly?
Yeah, she's like got a motherly feel.
I really like her.
Yeah, I really like her.
Yes, Monica.
And they have such a,
cheer has such a big fan base.
So I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm only saying Monica because she was in the bottom two.
last time. Well, twice. Twice. Because I'm pretty sure she was in the bottom two before. No. Oh, she
wasn't. Oh, okay, okay. No, it was Carol and Anne. Oh, and it was Anne that was in the bottom
two twice. Okay. So we'll see. We'll have to see. But I'd like that she's taking good care of you.
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Okay, so actually, speaking of because people were like,
did it really happen, I've been reading a lot of comments,
and I know that a lot of people commented on your ankle.
And even a lot of people ask me and they're like, hey, like, is Caitlin's ankle like a real thing or is the show playing that up?
Yeah.
So yes, maybe you want to address that.
I know.
I feel so bad when people think like I would ever do something like that just for like, I get I come from the world of Bachelorette drama.
But like that was devastating for me.
Like absolutely devastating.
So yeah, it was, I mean, I could not put weight on it.
I couldn't.
And I had to take a cortisone shot and have a doctor come, like, tell me.
And he cleared me to dance.
Otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to.
And cortisone shots are, they're serious.
Oh, no joke.
You don't do that.
No.
No joke.
To play it up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so if you, let's say you had to take a week off.
Does that mean that you automatically get eliminated?
Yeah, you can't take a week off.
Yeah, no.
Like, then that's it.
With the, I had to take a couple days off.
And that, like, killed me because then I only had two days to learn the Rumba for Moana for Disney Week.
But thank God we figured that out.
But yeah, it was if the doctor said I couldn't dance, I would have been out of the competition.
That's why I was bawling my eyes out.
Even if you said no, all just like stick it through.
Right.
Because I guess it really depends on the MRI results at the end of the day.
So if the MRI results said there was a fracture or a break, yeah, I would have had to quit.
That would have been the most devastating thing ever for you.
I wouldn't have understood it.
I would have been like, I would have not believed in the power of the universe anymore.
I would have been like, why?
Well, do you feel like that you're dancing differently now because of your ankle?
Well, I just feel like I've, I literally put my heart and soul into every dance that I do.
And like, I feel like I'm the happiest person in the world when I'm out there.
You're just glowing.
Your eyes are sparkling.
It's like, I just live.
to be out there.
And then so, like, when you practice,
do you tape your ankles now or no?
Yeah.
I tape my ankles and now my shoulder.
Just tape it all.
Yeah.
But it's funny because I see.
So many people are taped up now and that, like,
it's just part of it.
Well, I don't know if you remember.
And I told you my mom,
because my mom's so excited.
Yeah.
And she's like, just the one thing.
There's always one person that gets injured on the show.
Yeah.
Make sure Caitlin takes care of herself.
And then after it was the second week hadn't even happened.
And you messaged me.
Oh my God.
And I was like,
no way this isn't happening.
already too I seriously what happened oh I have no idea I think it was just wearing heels yeah
yeah but but I also have a little bit of scoliosis and I think that threw my hip off and the hip
was out of line which hurt my knee so my knee started hurting first and that went down into my ankle
and all the pressure was just on my ankle and it was I still think I'm only okay because I'm masking
the pain with painkillers right now like I don't think my ankle is actually okay I think I'm just on
painkillers but you know what you're just going to get the truth of that it is what it is
And it's not the kind of people are going to be like, you shouldn't drink on painkillers, but it's not the kind, first of all, first of all, I'm only having one glass. But second of all, it's, it's not the kind that, like, knocks you out. Like, I can take it before practice. And then practice, it's an anti-inflammatory. So, Caitlin, be serious with me. Have you been drinking every night?
No.
For sure? No.
What have you been drinking?
I have a glass of wine.
And then a shot of tequila.
and then a few more shots of tequila and then I pass out
and then I wake up and I take more tequila
we have the best we were watching before this podcast
we watched the best like little
YouTube is Diego goes to the doctor
and you should put it on your off the vine
on maybe IGTV
I'll put it well we should put on spade and sparrows because
1,000% yeah it's about drinking
I wish Diego was a person so we could send them like
100 bottles of spade and sparrows
I wonder if Diego is based off of a real person.
He's a puppet and he is freaking hilarious.
The first time I ever saw Diego was my dad sent me a video of Diego gets coffee.
And I was like, oh, that's pretty funny.
And then, so if anybody wants, or has like 10 minutes, go watch Diego gets coffee first
because you'll be like, that's funny.
And then watch Diego goes to the doctor because it's hilarious.
And I'll just say one thing is my favorite.
So he goes like, do you drink?
He's like, no.
Are you sure?
and he's like, no, we'll have one glass of wine.
And then he's like, oh, that's healthy.
And I'm like, yeah, I'm sticking to that.
I have my wine every single day.
We're having the Pinot Grisio Spade and Spade and Spareros right now.
And it is just going, the problem is it just goes down too smooth.
I know.
And so I have to just like really watch it when I open a spade and spade and sparras bottle.
It is a problem.
Like, it's so good.
It's a good problem.
But we were just up out at the pool and it's so hot out there.
And we came back and we're like, oh, a nice frosty glass.
And we put it in the.
the freezer before that's the best when you know you're going to have it and you put in the
freezer half an hour before that's the key yeah and sometimes i put a little um a couple blueberries in
mine oh sometimes i actually put a little if i'm like like if i'm going to go up to the pool and have
a little casual cocktail i will put um pino grigio with a tiny bit of sparkling water and blueberries
in it it's so good oh my god it like a blueberry spritzer yeah just a hint of blueberry
just a hint oh i'm gonna try that tomorrow yeah because i do drink every day too it's now so bad
I did it before I met you.
Well, oh, don't blame me!
It's, it is okay to have a glass of wine every day.
Yeah, exactly.
It is.
If you ask me.
It absolutely.
And I am a doctor.
Dr. Bristow.
Yeah.
Oh, that has a good sound to it.
No, it doesn't.
It sounds like someone I wouldn't want to go to.
True.
We'll be right back with more off the vine, grape therapy.
You're listening to Off the Vine, Grace Therapy.
Okay.
So on Tuesday, on off the vine, Jason's mom said that your biggest competition was Johnny Weir.
Yes.
Which I know that you said, um, Neve.
And I know that a few people have said Johnny.
What do you think?
Well, I mean, talk about dance background.
That guy is like a bad ass Olympic figure skater and he can dance on figure skates.
He's, he's a, he's a really cool guy.
Um, he's just.
I love his outlook on life.
I think he's just happy to be here.
And obviously he's a good dancer.
So yeah,
he's for sure competition too.
Have you talked to him at all?
Like in terms of,
because what I always wonder is like,
everyone's like,
oh yeah,
he has a dance background.
I wonder how different it is without the ice.
Oh, I'm like,
so much harder.
I mean,
yeah,
just different because you're so used to one way.
Plus you're learning figure skating moves.
You're not learning chacha arms
and like head positions for a ballroom.
style like it's all just so different we're all even if anyone on the show has dance background we're
all learning new things yeah ballroom dancing and it's so different and so hard it's so hard for sure
no yeah it's hard on the body it's so much dancing it's so much dancing and like you're constantly
in these unusual positions that you you know like just every day it's so it's so hard but obviously
i just love every second okay so we have johnny and we have johnny neve and um jeanie my
Oh, yeah, Jeannie's awesome.
Yeah.
She seems really fun.
She seems really fun.
Yeah, she is.
And then one question that, like, in terms of, like, when you're watching from the balcony,
is it very accurate to, like, if you were to watch it back, or is it hard to see from up there?
No, it's very accurate.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So you can see, like, right away, you're like, oh, that was a good dance.
Yes.
This one was.
And we get to see it all in dress rehearsal first and then on the show.
And so have any of the judges scores.
for the couple surprised.
Do you?
Because I actually feel like they've been hard on Johnny.
And I'm sure.
I think it's because they're like,
okay,
this is like a little unfair.
Right.
Yeah,
you're right.
They have been a little bit hard on Johnny.
I think they've been kind of hard on everybody.
Yeah.
I feel like they've been hard on you.
I look at them like,
this is the best thing I've ever seen in my life.
And then they're like,
yeah,
it was good.
Just make sure you wear the race shoes or whatever.
Yeah.
What?
I'm like,
that's what you're focusing on?
I know.
It's so part of the show.
I don't know.
I just,
I honestly take all the judges feedback so seriously because I want them to know I'm listening
to everything they say no matter if it's about shoes or point your toes a little harder
or we want to see you do something different.
Like I'm like,
I will take that feedback to heart and like work my ass off on it next week because
I want them to see that I listen.
Okay.
So last week,
the one piece of feedback construct feedback that I thought was really good is like they
did say that your dances.
have been very similar, do you feel like last week is, or sorry, next week is going to be like
a little something different? It's so different. Oh, I'm so excited to see. Because Chachai started off like
fiery Chacha with such a fast like Lady Gaga song and it was like really like flashy and fun.
And then Rumba is a slower chacha, but it was very lyrical the way I danced it. And then my other two have
been very lyricalish like ballroom style like of the elegance and. And I'm sure artists.
um did some choreography too with your foot that was like for sure right and like you're you can't just
go in there and learn a whole bunch of new stuff when you've been in painting and you don't have time
to rehearse right so yeah this week we are bringing it they wanted to see something different
they're going to get it drop the mic yeah it's it's good i'm really excited oh i'm so excited
it's crazy to be so excited to watch something every week because i haven't had that in forever
and it really makes like your whole week so different that's why i was so excited
about coming on now in this weird time because it's like, okay, yeah, it sucks.
There's no live audience and sucks that Jason can't come or you can't come be in the live
audience or like can't have people in my trailer.
But the fact is like it's kind of we're dancing for people at home.
Yeah.
Who want just a little hour of magic in their life for two hours, whatever it is.
And I just love knowing that like that show brings smiles to people's faces.
What's so positive.
It's so uplifting.
And dancing.
It's just like, it makes you feel good.
It's like the music, I will say, A.J's last performance, I like was like, Backstreet Boys, yes.
Oh, we were all fan girling in the balconies.
Like everyone, I mean, Backstreet Boys are iconic.
They're just absolute, like Derek said, they're legends.
And so the fact that we were like all just like, you know, not many of us in the ballroom,
just getting a private concert right there.
It was so fun.
And you don't see this, but on TV, like, okay, the fire goes off, but you don't hear.
the loud bangs and this and in the balcony you hear everything and it's like wow it just feels
like you're like we are live well that's crazy i didn't think about it but you legit just got
almost like a private a j slash backstree boys concert show amazing god we went to backstree boys
in Vegas and that was so fun oh it was amazing probably one of the most fun i've ever had out
a concert on the most fun times it was incredible and we had great seats and we i literally because
Nick came out, remembering he was two rows ahead of us.
We were like 12-year-old girls reaching for him.
I couldn't believe it.
Nick!
Oh my God, I almost touched him.
I used to, well, I told you, just love you.
I know.
Okay, so, sorry, I digress, but going back to Jason's mom, okay.
Oh, yeah.
You kill me.
So on Tuesday morning, I'm getting all of these links.
Of course, Gailen does some press and the title, headlines, everything is like,
Caitlin Jason will want to poke I'll like so is first of all is mom and Jason excited for when she gets grandbabies and please tell me about this whole condom poking fiasco another I always have to bring up funny tweets but another girl was like whoa dump that psycho to Jason I mean I get it total psychotic move I wasn't
serious. I will not actually poke holes in his condom. I will just ask him politely to please
I meant to ask Jason, but now I'll ask you, what did he say when he read those headlines?
He, it doesn't phase him anymore. For sure. Like a year ago, Jason would have been like,
oh my God. I like, what am I going to do? And now he's like, ha ha, oh, that's classic.
That's my girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just so funny what they pick up for headlines.
because like what I was getting at is obviously I want to start a family with Jason which is a
much nicer way of putting it but uh god I freaking love you so much too I'm just like that's a
key one way of putting it yeah all right quick question you know the feeling that you get when
you're just drawn to your phone I think we can all relate to that and you keep telling yourself
just a few more minutes before I put it away well sometimes you're on Instagram Twitter the old
TikTok but lately like me you might have found yourself off the social media apps and looking
through the Best Fiends leaderboard to see where you stand.
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So if you are worried you get to level 2004
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that rush, truly priceless.
I also love opening the game
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Okay, so now I want to brag about my dancing queen for a bit.
Okay.
So first of all, speaking of Jason, what a beautiful dance.
And it must have been so much to dedicate that to Jason and for it to come out so perfectly
flawless, which I knew it would.
And you got the first nine of the season.
I know that was.
Boom.
I got the first eight of the season, too, the week before that.
Oh, it was the first.
Yes, that's right.
First eight, first nine.
I can't get the first 10.
I know.
Damn sky.
Why do you have to dance so beautifully?
But that's so exciting.
She's such a Polly pocket.
I just want to put her in my pocket.
She's such a cute little tiny dancer.
And I actually did cry.
Oh, I cried.
Oh, I cried because that's, I mean, something I can relate to is losing a best friend
at such a young, actually exactly the same age.
And so I really just was like, oh my gosh, this is going to affect you forever.
And it was just so nice because I.
I don't know.
She, like, was able to talk about a foundation that was important to him.
And she danced beautifully.
And it was just so sweet.
But yeah, she got it.
I can't believe she got a 10 and 2 9s.
That was so exciting.
Like the whole ballroom just like erupted with excitement because you're like, whoa,
we just saw 10.
It's crazy to, um, I thought I have goosebumps all over.
But like, but it must be crazy too for you guys when you get to dedicate that.
Like, do you feel like you notice a difference?
Like, do you think about it when you're dancing?
Or are you so focused on the.
actual being live next step like what's going through your head uh i i go in and out so at the
beginning because we get to see those i don't see the packages that they run until i'm standing
there on the dance floor like when they're like this one's for you jason and i see everything that i
said i don't see that so you run it through so you see it just yeah i see it right before i start
dancing okay and so i saw that and i was like oh my god this is so special and i kind of like
was in the moment there where I was like thinking about him and then as soon as I started dancing I was
like holy shit what's the next move okay turn turn and this and like thinking about arm and Artem says do
this on the arm and look here and I'm thinking about that and then once I get through the first like
20 seconds and it's going well and I know I'm comfortable in the dance then I can think back about
other things again yeah and once it kind of kind of wraps up when I did this one move where I did like
this reach and you always have focus points of where the cameras are so Artem will be like
when you reach on this one part, look into the camera.
And so on that part, I was like, oh, my God, he's just watching me reach into the camera
right now.
Like, it's fun.
Oh, I love it so much.
Oh, and I, like, Jason teared up when he saw it.
Like, that must be crazy for him.
Yeah.
To see that to you and to have that dance dedicated to him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was, he was just so happy.
Oh, that's so cute.
Yeah.
Well, okay, I'm not going to talk about dancing with stars anymore because now we still have
to leave a little bit to the imagination.
Okay.
But I feel like we really spilled.
at all. And I will continue to
spill it all.
I love watching you days. It's the best.
It's so different from like Bachelor World, obviously,
because there's so much behind the scenes that people don't see, but really there's
not a lot of, like, they don't show a lot of our rehearsals stuff, which I wish they did
because it's so funny and fun. But I'm sure that will, the less couples there are, and
hopefully I'm one of those couples moving on that you'll see more of our rehearsals and
stuff. I know I, you'll think I'm so biased, but like you are.
so you belong on that dance floor i really think you're going to go so far i freaking hope so i like never
want it to end no i never want it to end you i know it i feel like it's going to be really hard for you
when this is done because yeah i mean even if i even if i please lord please win the mirror ball
i'm going to be so sad when it's over like i i just love i mean i if i really love with my
rehearsals or in the morning because i just wake up and i'm going to go
dance I just get to go dance like your true passion and I actually almost feel like I didn't realize
it or how much of a passion it was until I've really gotten to talk to you and see you since
you've been on the show and see how much happiness it truly brings you and it's incredible yeah
that's what one of my vinos who I become friends with kate's she's that's what she says she's like
I mean I knew you were a dancer but like now you can really truly see your passion for it
oh yeah there's no hiding that I just can't I'm just
like I mean I'm just can I be on cloud nine when it's not about love or is cloud nine mean
being in love you're asking I'm asking the wrong person I'm like yes of course you can I'm just so
happy oh I love it okay so now you have found love from the bachelor you realize your childhood dream by
being a host aka this podcast yes you started a couple companies of two things that you truly love
wine and scrunchies and um you also release your first song this year that made it to the top
charts crazy freaking crazy and now you get to compete in the most fun dance competition in north
america yes so what is next like here is you're trying to put this out in the universe because
it's crazy like you know are such believers of putting things out in the real universe and i think
you were a true example that it can happen.
So what do you think is next?
Well, Jason was in Chipotle the other day.
And I saw a card reader just sitting outside,
a psychic medium card reader.
And I was like, 10 bucks.
It's a hell of a deal.
I'm going to go see what you just to say about my future.
How many of these readers have you seen in 2020?
So many.
And she was just this little like, I don't know,
like crystal ball reader on the side of a street like no idea who i am she has no idea
and i walked up to her and i was like she and she said to me do you want to know bad if i pull out
bad cards or like do you want to know good and bad and i said yes and which is i don't know why
i said that because i really don't want to know bad same i wouldn't want to know but i just i just said yes
i was like i kind of want to know you're a dear devil like this i was so scared and she just like
started pulling all these cards and asking what deck I was like energized by and I really did feel
drawn to this one deck and she started flipping all these cards and she was talking and I talked
about this a little bit last time but um she was just saying like something crazy was going to happen
in November on TV for me and she said I'm going to have two kids um and that it's going to happen
like soonish twins oh my god I'd be so happy um and she also said
like things about my last relationship and things about my family and so I'm like but when she said
two kids and soonish I was like that is probably what will happen next.
2021 what is it oh my gosh it's October yeah 2021 when you get pregnant 22 is when you have the
babies yeah exactly you got to start poking those holes in their condoms I mean and obviously
I always think about this too where I'm like I know so many people who have
suffered miscarriages or can't get pregnant and like I can't even put myself in that position
to think about how hard and devastating that would be so I'm like I mean I can only hope to be so
lucky yeah that it does happen for me because it's like I say that but like you I don't know it
I'm also I'm going to be 36 probably when it happens and I mean I just I can only help no it is
crazy because it's true you don't know anything now that we know so many people that have
gone through it and I never knew how
miscarriages were and so I think that it makes us in a bit in like the older age
category more aware and realize that it might take longer but I mean you froze your eggs
which is amazing and I'm looking to do that now too yeah I don't know if I told you but
I saw how like my egg count oh so I don't I didn't even know that you could do that
but they they see like how many eggs you have left and I was like off the charts I have so many
oh really yeah oh that's incredible but it's still like quality or quantity right yeah that's even
same thing with me freezing my eggs like I still don't know if that's going to work that's not like
a guarantee it's not like oh it's okay I have my eggs frozen that's crazy because I don't think
as a young age you ever think about that no growing up I just thought oh you want to get pregnant
and you have a baby yeah yeah it's well I think too more and more people are
now open about talking about. And that's why I got so fired up about the Chrissy Tegan thing when
people were giving her backlash. I mean, she could, she can do anything and people will hate her
for it. But the fact that she shared openly about losing a child and people said, um, you want to
keep that to yourself or that's private. I was like, you sickos. Like, here is a woman who you probably
don't know what that's like to lose a child, the people that are commenting on it. If you did, you wouldn't
say that and here's someone who who are you to say how somebody grieves a loss and to just because
she's a celebrity she should feel more alone like maybe she needs all of the thoughts and prayers
maybe she needs everyone to send her positive vibes and hear people just trolling for her I was so
mad I don't even know her and I'm like I will go to war for you oh I was with you on I'm with
you on that because that was just so devastating and
I really think I'm like I think like it's just really sad and you lose a little bit of hope
and humanity when something like that happens and that you can negatively impacts anything to do
with that situation is incredible and I give it to her because to share something like that
the amount of vulnerability is huge and I and I think that those things it's like help so many
people in so many different ways that you can't even imagine people that have gone through that
that can relate or that maybe that's what she needs at that moment and she needs those people
to reach out to her exactly who are we to judge that there that made me sick it made me be like
because i and i said this on last podcast i've just been so overwhelmed with the amount of kindness
i've been receiving from being on the show and i'm like i started to have a little hope and then
seeing that i was like oh no the world is shit everybody's mean that made me sick to my stomach i feel
like that was as bad as it literally got and what is it about her getting so much
hate. I don't understand it. Because she's, I do. Because they're jealous. Yeah, because she's this
powerful, independent, funny, beautiful, secure, confident woman who's happily married with two
healthy babies and people don't like that. But that's because, you know, obvious reasons.
Really, yeah, I agree. Like that for me too was really hard to watch. And I remember seeing those
post and like just like feeling so much for her and then seeing those comments why i commented back
i was like i said to this one woman i'm like who the hell do you think you are like do better
absolutely and and this is it's like it's such a trickle effect on so many different levels that
you don't even realize it it's so symbolic of like i feel like where where we're at with social
media and that we have i have you seen i haven't seen it yet but isn't it the social yeah i've seen it
Oh, I need to watch that because it's like, it's crazy.
And I heard that a lot of these founders that started these massive social media companies are starting to realize like what they've created and the power that it gives people to a platform essentially to just be able to attack other people or to use it for the wrong reasons.
And it's interesting times.
But they need to do a documentary on how it's opened up doors for charities.
And, you know, like I just, I always think I'm always.
it's like devil's advocate like i watch a show on like okay a carol baskin for example i'm like right
but that's a netflix show where they're trying to convince you shows about aliens which i do believe in
but like they're trying to convince you you you can watch any show on a conspiracy theory and be
like whoa and it makes you think but then they could do it the other way and you know you could
think about it in a different way it's just whatever you watch yeah it is crazy and the conspiracy theories
I feel like I've never heard those two words more than ever now.
It's like everyone has a conspiracy theory about everything.
Last one, I mean, I know you don't like to talk politics, but like, did Trump actually
get the virus and all this stuff?
And it's just like, and it is so true.
It's like everything is is being questioned now.
And I feel like it just shows like it's just a sensitive times right now.
I think this year has just been insane.
Yeah, exactly.
I think it's just such sensitive times, but also like I would, whether you like Trump or
or hate him, the fact that he can downplay a disease that has killed people, again, pissed me off.
You cannot downplay.
Like that poor woman who lost her husband, the Broadway actor, who she was by his side for 95 days
as he was going to have to get his leg amputated and the disease, or the disease, the sickness
was taking his life.
And she's like, and he's now downplaying it because it didn't affect him.
like that's just and I again I really don't like talking about politics but that was just so
dismissive and awful to say while people have not had the helicopters and the COVID cocktails
to bring you back to life like of course it wasn't as hard for you and that's beyond politics
it's not about politics it's about human life all right let's talk about one of my favorite
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You know, today's all about dancing and having fun.
And what did you think of your due dance surprise?
Oh my gosh, you guys are the cutest.
I mean, when it comes to having a team, I'm just like, how did I get so lucky?
Because so many people come off either a reality show or are in this like biz.
And it's so hard to find people you trust, not only trust, but get along with and love and become like, I don't know, like a little family.
And I'm like, I have the best team.
I have the best freaking team.
And it was just so cute to get a little dance surprise because I mean, I'm obviously so busy right now, which I feel like I'm always busy.
But right now especially like it's next level.
It's next level.
And I feel like I can't like concentrate on other things.
And so I was, I felt bad for giving out more responsibilities and being like, I can't really do this right now.
And then that's what we're here for.
And then you guys come around and you're like, okay.
okay, how about we just launched this insanely beautiful collection and show you support?
And I'm like, you angels.
Well, it's, it was crazy.
I mean, your August, it was insane.
I felt so bad.
We had like podcast recorded plus like all of like, you need to pick up this next collection
that's going to be for winter.
Like there was so much going on.
And we tried to do as much work as possible because we knew.
Yeah.
Well, we didn't really know what your schedule was going to look like?
And we're like, what if you can't work at all?
Right.
And so it was kind, it was fun.
because it's so, it was really awesome to see how excited the team was.
And they're like, Kay, like, we really want to show her, like our support for dance.
Like, let's do a dance collection.
Let's do a new product.
Yeah.
And it was, they enjoyed it so much.
And, you know, it is good too because they got to, like, oh, well, we get to pick these fabrics and.
I literally say this every time, but it's my favorite collection.
And I was like, damn it, I had nothing to do with it.
So get out of the way, Caitlin.
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe I'll sit the next one out too.
Just kidding.
But I know I love it.
It's so perfect.
And I love that.
I mean, it's so funny because we're doing 80s week this week for dancing with the stars.
And scrunchies are obviously just such a huge part of 80s fashion.
And so I'm like, it's so fun.
I'm like, I'm going to dance 80s and wear my own scrunchies.
And I get to talk about my scrunchy line.
And it's just been so much fun.
Well, the one part that we were a little like, we're like, oh my God, because Caitlin's always,
you are so good about like your personality just comes through and you have like the best names for each collection and the product and we're like how are we going to name the collections without without our little bean and then all of a sudden like I looked at the list that they sent over and how good were those names so good everything's perfect yeah I seriously we're becoming one I agree I was reading the names of the the scrunchies and just the on point name for the collection I was like you
friggin' geniuses.
It's so good.
I love like the too too much attitude.
It's so good.
Or a, oh, baby's corner.
Baby's corner.
Bitch pleas.
It's so good.
Like, it's,
they nailed it.
I think they put so much love into this one too
because they wanted to make sure that you liked it
because usually you would approve it.
So now it's like a little bit scary.
You're like, you're just putting it out in the world
without having your approval,
but they killed it.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
It's perfect.
It's literally perfect.
I'm so...
And the scrunchies are stunning.
They look so good.
They're so good.
They are stunning.
Yeah.
So you've been rocking them in your stories.
They look amazing.
I love it.
Okay, so I have a few questions because I did post that I was going to be asking
some questions.
So I have a couple more questions.
But before we get on to that, crazy thing,
Bachelorette is now going to be launching next week.
I'm like, I can't wrap my head around this Monday Dancing with the Stars.
Tuesday, Bachelor.
I know.
But what do you think is going to happen because I'm confused?
I'm so confused.
I have no idea what's going to happen.
So you don't know.
No.
I meant to ask you that earlier.
I mean, I talked to Claire and I still don't know.
Obviously, she can't say anything.
Yes.
But like, yeah.
Yeah.
Her lips are sealed.
Have you ever seen that movie?
I forget what it is Amanda Bines.
And she goes, yeah, my lips are seals.
And I feel like that's such a clue thing to say.
And she like does like a, oh, my lips are seals.
But yeah, she's.
What I think my prediction is, is that she maybe talked to this guy before.
She knew he was casted on her season.
They really hit it off over social media.
Then they met in person.
It was like, love at first sight.
And she was like, can't go on with this season.
This is my person.
And which is crazy because then I put myself in that position.
I'm like, yeah, that must be nice.
Sounds great.
But then they're probably like, wow.
okay, this is 20-20 and the world is upside down anyways,
so might as well do another two bachelorette stunt,
but not putting them against each other.
And then I think they bring in Tasha.
Again, this is all speculation, allegedly, as the lady gang says.
And then I think Tasha comes in and like, who knows what happens there?
I haven't heard any rumors about a she finds somebody.
I don't know.
I don't know anything.
It's, what I found interesting was they've been promoting it for next week,
and it's only Claire, which I was surprised.
Well, yeah, because I don't think they've ever really,
I don't know if they've ever,
if ABC has ever said Tasha is our new bachelorette.
So, I mean, obviously we've seen her on set
or she was gone for a while or whatever,
but I think, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I wish I knew more.
I even sent some of the producers text messages
and I was like, look, I'm back with ABC, okay?
I'm in a contract.
Tell me what happened.
And they were like, yeah, right, Caitlin.
Your lips are not seals.
Smart, ABC.
Very smart.
Touche.
I get it.
Yeah, I get it.
I get it.
But, yeah, I mean, I'm excited to watch it.
I'm curious.
And I was just wondering if not, you know, I shouldn't encourage you to spill anything.
But I was just wondering what you thought was going to happen.
And that's what I think happens to.
But I'm, but I'm also.
curious how so you will be watching the season oh absolutely i can't wait to do recaps because it's so fun
like first of all the fact that dancing with the stars took the bachelorette's place on monday nights
is crazy um so it's so fun that i get to like i'm gonna request tuesday nights off and say can i
please rehearse in the mornings because i got to watch absolutely uh yeah i'm so excited dance mondays
and then bat's in for bachelor at tuesdays and bachelor it's always better than bachelors because women
got the power.
And Claire and Tasia, if the rumors are true,
are two such strong females that I'm like, yes, more of this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Love it.
You know, I probably should have vetted these beforehand because I read the first question.
Well, let's go for it.
Who is your least favorite person on dancing with the stars?
I honestly don't have one.
I keep wanting to like, you know, like think there's someone I could be like,
ooh, competitor or like now.
I love everyone.
Okay.
I genuinely love every person on the show.
Like there's not even one where I would be like,
you really have only said the most amazing things about everyone.
Love everyone.
Let's ask you again in five weeks.
Okay.
When the stakes are higher,
because I know you'll still be on there.
What's your favorite and least favorite thing about Artem?
My favorite thing,
hmm.
My favorite thing about Artem is how,
much he loves his family it's the cutest thing it makes my ovaries burst i want to like my baby fever
is at an all-time high call the doctor call the doctor i want to be nanti yeah it's he's so proud
and loving and he just like speaks so highly of how nicky is a mom and um and just like how perfect
matteo is like he's just obsessed it's so cute and i love hearing about it so i love when men just like
brag about their partner and just want to show baby photos.
It's incredible.
It's so great.
There's so many things I really like about Artem.
He's much more patient than I thought he was going to be.
He's funny and the, okay, the thing I don't like, not that I don't like it about him,
I just wish he was like, let's do TikToks and Instagram videos, but also we both just like go in
and we're like, let's dance.
So I wish, I wish, um, I wish he didn't.
I don't know if he doesn't like social media, but I wish he wanted to be on it more.
You guys are all business once you enter.
Yeah, exactly.
Those doors, the dance for.
Okay, so I had a few questions here.
We would love to hear more about do or what's to come for do this year.
Do you want to spill any beans or shall we pass?
Spill myself.
Beans.
My little bean.
Actually, speaking of which more wine.
Yeah, you get that.
Oh, I wish I could drink more.
you. I wish we could just get wasted. Me too and just do like eight podcasts like and you could
even maybe teach me at TikTok. Oh, oh. Okay, we'll have to do that one day. Um, people want to know
about due. I love how invested people are in due. It's so fun. It's incredible. Um, I, I just obviously,
and I say this about spade and sparrows. I say this about due. I want to just keep expanding due and
always listening to the feedback of what people want to see. And so I know, I mean, I guess I could
teased it a little bit that we have something really exciting coming out in the winter.
Yes.
And I just love seeing how happy people get about these products.
I actually really love how much you involve your audience.
And it's the same with the vinyl.
They are the reason.
Yeah.
It's a little reason you do it.
I would be stupid not to listen to them and not to want to make them happy.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
And when you do your wine club appearances, which I think I know what's coming up, they
really, really love that they get to connect with you, but what I like is you take that
opportunity to listen to the feedback, which is incredible.
Oh, absolutely.
Because you do really care.
It's everything.
Do the stars get to pick each song that they dance to?
The dance.
The dance, wow.
You can really dance.
Wow.
We don't get to pick the style, like not even Artem, even though he's the one that
choreographs it.
We don't get to pick the style.
We got to send in a wish list of songs that we would love to dance.
to and why and so then they like I wrote on my wish list I wanted to dance to
stupid love by Lady Gaga I said I wanted to dance to my song with Jason so they're
good about listening to songs that you'd want to dance to wait can we talk about
Lady Gaga tweeting about your dance that's insane what did you what were you
thinking when you saw her tweet to be honest I was like I knew she would you would
you would and this is why you are where you are
Are today, my little bean.
I am so excited for, if I'm still here, not 80s week.
Well, yeah, of course I'm excited for that.
But the week after, we're dancing to one of my favorite artists and I will die.
Can you tell us?
Not yet.
Oh, what?
I will die.
Okay, so everyone listening right now, you make sure that you vote next week between 5 p.m. and 7 p.m.
PSD because.
Text, Caitlin, to 2.15, 23.
during show hours because
I need to dance to this next artist
and have him tweet.
Who it is?
And him, okay, that's our hint.
I'll mouth it to you.
Do you think you get to meet him?
No.
That is insane.
I know.
So, very excited.
Okay, everyone, please tweet.
Please tweet.
I know, I mean, please vote.
But then also tweet.
When you find out who it is,
tweet him and be like,
this one's for you.
And then we get a retweet from him.
I'll die.
Oh, okay.
I can't wait.
Okay, a couple more.
just because I'm just having so much fun here.
So your family is not able to visit while you do this, right?
So when can we get a podcast with Mama B?
Ooh.
To get her take on Dancing with the Stars.
You're going to get the whole family's take next week.
When we do 80s week, we talk about my family.
And so I'm going to interview my dad, my mom, and my sister all for a podcast to see
their first memories of me in the 80s and how they think I'm doing.
doing on dancing. So you've never had your dad on the podcast, have you? No, I did a fake podcast with
him just for myself to have from the rest of my life because my dad is my hero. But yeah, I've never
had him on. I'm so excited for this. Yeah. Okay. So that's going to be next week. Yeah. Okay. So
there you are at B. Kintorn. Oh my gosh, my toenails actually going to fall off. It's black and blue.
Under there, it's black and blue. Your feet are looking rough. They are so disgusting. But fair enough,
with everything that you've been doing. Yeah.
And, oh, I was just going to, I was just going to close this, but then I saw one question.
Can you guess who wrote this?
Okay.
Who's her favorite twin?
Um.
Who do you think saw that on my Instagram and commented?
Oh, who's your favorite twin?
Oh, Adam and Grant, of course.
I thought, I thought, like, twin of mine.
No, for sure.
Oh, Adam and Grant Mills are my favorite twins that exist.
I just saw it at the end.
I was just about to close it.
And I saw that my boyfriend.
I love it.
Well, this was so much fun.
So fun.
Oh, my God.
We're the, um, what do we call ourselves?
Bert and Ernie are back together again.
Burton Ernie.
Finally.
And this was incredible.
I'm so glad that we actually get to see each other again because that was cruel.
Thank you for getting tested all the time to come and see me.
No problem.
I'm like, okay, here we go.
Just shout up my nose.
I know what's coming.
I know.
I appreciate you.
Thank you for interviewing me.
That was fun.
Well, I am so ready to watch next week's.
Dancing with the Stars.
I cannot wait to see 80s.
Rumba?
80s.
No.
Tango.
Tango.
We're just so not a tango style to do 80s, but we're making it work.
That's why I'm so curious to see what this is all going to play out.
Yeah.
So I guess we will have to wait and good luck.
We are all cheering you on.
Oh, we love you all so much.
We love you.
Bye.
No, you have to say we'll see you next Tuesday.
Oh, no, no, no.
It's great there, but you have to say your session is now.
Your session is now ending.
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