Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Blairette Finale with Blaire LaSure

Episode Date: November 29, 2018

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In the apartment. In the apartment slash hotel room. Where are we? We're downtown Nashville. We're downtown. Downtown. Downtown. I like that song.

Me too. Okay, so first of all, I'm just going to put this out there that I apologize for just how crap I am today. It's okay. No, it's not. No, it is. I am so, I was, okay. Hey, you're here. I'm here.

I'm here. I was in Vancouver for like 10 days. And when I go to Vancouver, it's like I see friends I see friends I see more friends we do dinners you drink you drink you drink we do more drinks and so now I'm like this morning I had to wake up at six I probably went to bed at like one woke up at six and then flew all day but I was like I can't miss no the final I would have I would have been pretty upset I wouldn't I wouldn't I wouldn't I would have needed guidance and I wouldn't have had it did I really give you guidance no I knew what I was doing your heart gave you the guidance you know what you were

so tell me what you you know what this is your podcast today oh gosh you take the reins on this one i'll just be here tell me all about your dates okay i'll just tell you i'll talk you through the weekend yes because i went i played ping pong with boys you played ping pong not sorry not like legit ping pong but i mean like i bounced from one to the boys were ping pong and you're playing the game yeah who's going to game yes so let's see friday night I saw Jacob at Friendsgiving. Okay. My friend Katie was hosting a Friendsgiving.

There was like 60 people in her apartment. Fun stuff. But Jacob was there because you guys have mutual friends. Yeah. He knows Katie. So he got invited. Was it weird? No, because I mean, he was in my top two.

Right. There was still like Katie's here, by the way. Okay. So. You really didn't plan that? Oh. Katie didn't know. Some yeah somebody one of our other friends invited him okay but anyways I mean at this point he was still my top two and I literally I really didn't know if it was going to be him or Luke at this point so I mean I was happy to see him right it was like a bunch of people though so I just kind of I talked to him a little bit talked to my friends you know but it was like group things and then Saturday morning had a flag football tournament and Luke showed up and he made a jersey with my name on the back whoa yeah he like drew it on a piece of

paper or not a piece of paper a t-shirt on his t-shirt yeah super cute i know he showed up and i was like oh that's kind of adorable well did did jacob do anything that stood out to you at the at the friendsgiving no we just talked yeah yeah so that so that was pretty cute okay and then so the flag football that wasn't a date he just showed up he just showed up you are just really a little rule breaker you're just not well i wanted to know my winner no that's true i was back to that. I didn't want to just go on two dates that were filmed. Yeah, no. I felt like I wouldn't know them. Tush. Saw them outside of it.

Tushay. And then I had my date with Jacob Saturday afternoon, which was the one sponsored by Love Crunch. And they, so we went to, we went to the store and bought a bunch of, like, toiletry items and, like, socks and what else? We bought

a bunch of stuff, basically, and we made little care packages. And then we donated those. And then we donated those along with the Love Crunch Granola to the Nashville Rescue Mission. I love that. Yeah. So it was really fun. He loved it. Like, he was like, this is seriously, like, such a great date idea.

Yeah. That is a great date idea. Yeah. It was really fun to, like, still get to talk to him and then see, like, kind of how they reacted to the, like, giving back thing. Yeah. So, and he was, like, all into it, which was great. And so that was a lot of fun.

And then Saturday night. Oh, boy. We ping ponged. Yeah. Then Luke came back. Oh, my God. I went out with my friends and he met us out because he was out. Yeah.

And so he was like, where are you? And so we kind of met up and he got to meet all my friends, which they all really liked him. They were like, we like, but these are the friends that know Jacob. Oh. So this is very interesting. The friends that know Jacob really loved Luke. Well, they were, the whole time they've been kind of biased. Like they're like, we love Jacob.

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I know. Well, if I was actually on the show, then I would. A different story, but this, yeah. Yeah, but this, I was like, you know what? I'm going to wait and just kiss the winner. Yeah. So hadn't kissed either of them. I thought, I thought Luke was going to kiss me Saturday night.

Yeah. So we dropped him off at his hotel. Yeah. And he got out of the car. We, like, kind of gave a little in the car hug, you know, those awkward, like, reach across the console. How do you do? And he gets out and he walks in. And then my friend Aaron was like, Blair, you better.

go inside and kiss him and I was like I can't do it and then she finally convinced me to and so I like I was like hey we have this audio equipment can we bring it up because we had the date with him the next morning right and so you were hinting like yeah I was like hey I'm going lay one on me brother you didn't kiss me so yeah I'm gonna give you an opportunity here and he just gave me and so he like takes it up and he's like I'll walk you back down and I was like okay and then we're giving a hug and I'm like all right bye see in the morning you should have like slowly and I kind of like looked it in him and he's like I can't wait and then I just like turned around and I was like dang it then I got in the car and Aaron was so mad because she was filming a little sneaky girl. You should have

like put her lip gloss really slowly and like get your bottom lip bit my lip and like oh yeah yeah I didn't mean to do that did I do that yeah yeah so so he didn't kiss me hmm but then well let's keep going yeah let's keep going we won't get it we won't get ahead of ourselves okay um so then Sunday morning was me and Luke's date. Yeah. And the butt crack of dawn, we were making granola parfays. Adorable. Like 7 a.m.

Yeah. So we took them to the Rhonda McDonald's house. Wait, 7 a.m. You were making parfays to take to the Ronald McDonald's house. Yeah. That is so sweet. Yeah, it was cute. We were pretty good at it, too.

Like, we'd have a layer of yogurt. Where did you do this? A layer of blueberries at the, like, hotel he's staying at. Okay. Yeah. Oh, that's so great. Yeah. And then we put the love crunch on top.

little nice little topper and then yeah they looked legit too did you didn't try one i ate i ate the granola i didn't need a parfay but the we might have some left i might be really hungry i would love to try it i really think there's some in the fridge and then how many did you make uh we made like 20 that was how many they told us 20 parfaits okay parfits parfits then you dropped him off yeah well it was funny because i i asked him i was like so let's say it's you at the end of it like what like where do you see this going like where do we go from here yeah it's distant you know all this stuff yeah he's like well you know I can't move right now and I was like oh I just meant like in the next month like literally the next

step slow down yeah I mean I mean that's cute that you're like yeah so cute yeah so he and then you know we talked about that and he said he's right like he was willing to put in the time and money and so we made the parfaits okay and then he came to church with me and then I came home and naped. Oh. And then I had to make my decision. So, oh. Yeah. I mean, you went to church with Luke. Uh-huh. After the par phase. Then you came home. You had a nap. So then you went into the final two where you had to make the difficult decision. Mm-hmm. Who is going to accept your final do? Yeah. The final scrunchy. Final scrunchy. That's what we've been waiting for. Now tell me when when the two guys, you knew they were both waiting.

to figure out who it was. Do you think they knew? I feel like, I don't know because, so we're filming the finale downtown. And so I wanted a place to like change into my dress and stuff. So we kicked Luke out like before I even got here so he wouldn't see me. And I got ready in his like room. And he left a cute little note that said like, can't wait to see you tonight with a winky face. So when I saw that, I was like, I think he knows. Yeah, because he obviously had a good feeling. Yeah, he had a good feeling about it. And then, Jacob, I mean, he, like, told me this morning, like, how he felt, like, that he really liked me, that he really wanted to see where it goes, all that stuff.

And, I mean, I wasn't like, me, too, because at that point, I knew. Yeah. So I was just like, yeah, like, but I don't even know what I said. I think I just said, like, I think you're really great, too. Yeah. Yeah, this is a weird thing. I don't, I don't remember. So I don't know his thoughts.

I feel like he seemed pretty, like, confident when he walked up to me. Yeah. maybe he thought it was him what was going through your mind when he walked up and you're like I'm going to have to tell this guy he's I felt awful he's so like he's so great that I was like oh yeah I'm like so do you want to date one of my friends because you're great and you just heard somebody great but I just knew like I just had a gut feeling that Luke was the guy I wanted to choose yeah and you got to trust your gut exactly that's what people's number one advice to people finding love is to trust your gut yeah so that's what you had to do trust in the get

trust the old gut skis yeah and uh how do you take it uh not not too well yeah it's got to be weird though like putting your heart out there for like instagram tv i know world to see well and that's the thing like this it really was so real like because here's the thing when you're on the actual bachelor like you're around the guys that are dating the girl so it's like you clearly see all oh all these guys for them it's like we only saw each other one on one all the time yeah so i think they even forgot like didn't really think about the other guys yeah yeah so to him it's like oh we've gone to dinner we've done this we've done this and like it's been so great so he probably like didn't unless he i mean he probably watched the episodes but yeah you know but yeah he i felt really bad and

was that the first time you've ever had to break somebody's heart well i had to call the other three guys last week right um um no I mean, I don't know if I broke his heart. I think he's probably like a little upset, but like we've only known each other for like a month. And like you said, you have mutual friends, so. Yeah. A friendship could be in your near future. I hope so.

I would like that. What was Jacob's nickname we came up with? You said something, Jake corn something. What was it? What? Jake corn on the cob. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's funny because I, I don't know, my brain. Oh. I thought that was like a character or something. Oh.

Jay Corn on the Cobb. Jay Corn on the Cob. Nope. Just my real creative mind, I guess. We, what? You know how we said for Blake, don't break my heart, my achy-blakey heart? You broke it. My achy-jaky-jakey heart.

Oh. You broke achy-brachy-blakey's heart and you also broke Jakey's breaky heart. And achy-brachy-breaky-mark. Oh. This is too, wow. You know what? Can't rhyme break with Luke. So there's that.

Lukey. Somebody said, what was it? Lukey-pooky. Oh, Lukey-pooky. That would have been cute, too. Oh, but then I want to say coo-key-pooky for Lukey. Yeah, no, licky-pooky for Lukey. Still kooky for Liky.

Oh, you are. I am. That's so cute. Okay, let's get to him then. Okay. So tell me, he walks up. Yes. You both are.

You walked him up. I walked him up. Yeah. You guys were both nervous. Yeah. I was more cold than nervous. I gave you guys both gum. That's why I was shaking.

I gave you guys both gum, which meant you both knew you're going to kiss. Oh, gosh. The moment was coming. And so his sister actually, because last night I thought he was going to kiss me and he didn't. And his sister texted me today and was like, just so you know, the kiss is coming. He's got something cute playing. And I was like, oh gosh. Oh, my gosh.

And I was like, great, this is Aaron and Katie's dream, filming it. Yeah, and me. And yours, yeah. I put it on Instagram, but I had to delete it because of bad timing, Caitlin. Yeah. The people didn't know you. I'm glad I asked about that. Yeah, no kidding.

And I'm glad I'm so in on. I'm going to, I bet there's already post like in the Facebook page about it. You could just say that she was filmed, be like she was filming everybody. Yeah, and we're going back here. I'm, this is classic Caitlin. Classic Caitlin does two things. she spoils secrets and she doesn't get the dress code memo that's just what i do like so i i was expecting you to show up in a gown i like showed up in this ripped crop top jean part sweater part

jean jacket and a hat you look really cute though oh thanks i mean i don't feel cute but you know it's but it's like you were like being the chris harrison like chris harrison doesn't wear a dress nobody wears a nice suit yeah i know i was just trying to help but you know what that's kind of the beauty of the blaret you just we do what we want yeah we do it our own way yeah we just copy their format yeah and then we do what we want with it yeah exactly okay tell me about look what do you say like tell me everything i don't even remember a lot of cute stuff yeah a lot of cute stuff yeah um gosh you and you finally kissed yeah as soon as as soon as i gave it my final scrunchy i was like here it comes only go geez and also in the back of my

mind i was like go gosh my mom and dad are gonna see this and my grandma it was a very cute little innocent yeah i know yeah wasn't like you guys were going at yeah it wasn't like you all season long it wasn't like me at all it's sucking face you was just a cute little nice respectful church kiss yeah yeah one of those you know on um the wedding singer remember they're practicing their kiss for like oh no you never see my movie quote i don't okay i'm sorry it's okay um so okay okay so then you asked him if he would accept your final scrunchy yes he said yes he said yes I came in I made it real weird and asked if you guys were boyfriend and girlfriend yep but that's the whole point of this I know well but here's the thing I've technically only known him for two weeks so so here's the thing he's I would hope in like in a little bit of time he will be my boyfriend but like you don't want to see anyone else well yeah and he doesn't want to see anyone else yeah I think I'm just scared of like the label maybe just saying that you have a boyfriend yeah It scares me because I haven't, like, three years. Ooh, is your ex-boyfriend?

We should have brought him in just to, like, try and shake shit up. Well, the last guy dated is engaged now. Oh. Yeah. The one before him is not engaged, but that would have been something. Yeah. Imagine. Like, remember Russ or Ross that came in?

I can't remember his name. Becca's ex. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's either Russ or Ross. Something. But we should have brought yours in. no we shouldn't have yeah just that was stupid wait but what were we just talking about um Luke yeah oh you haven't had a boyfriend oh yeah so yeah I think I'm like I'm scared because I've I've said

for the last a little bit like the next guy that is like that I'm like boyfriend girlfriend like I want to be like the guy well you know wait how'll do you 25 24 he's 25 yeah you might have a couple more before you figure that out hey well maybe that's just me being bitter I just gave it my scrunchy. Look at me. I'm so jaded right now. Like, I'm like, yeah, it's probably going to die, okay? One week ago, you were all kooky for Luki too.

Yeah, well, shit happens. Now, that's my sister. My sister told me that, so my niece had a boy over, and it's her boyfriend, and she's 10. And my sister was like, oh, my gosh. And I was like, tell her that love is dead and that no one's ever going to be happy. Just being all bitter. Yeah.

Slash funny. Yeah. You are funny. Thanks. We'll do the Caitlinette. Can you help me find love, please? Yes. Of course.

Should we bring in your little lover muffin? Yeah. And talk to him? Sure. Okay. I have an idea. What's your idea? I think you should interview him.

Oh, interview him. Yeah. What do I ask? All the questions you would ever want to ask your future. I've already asked a lot of questions. Maybe you could ask him like a would you rather game. Ooh. Yeah.

Get to know them on a deeper level With a good game of would you rather You can help me now Okay I'll help you Okay let's bring in Luke We'll be right back with more off-divine Grape Therapy Hi we're Lightbox

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you're listening to off the vine rape therapy okay guys we brought We brought Shmoopy, Poopie in. Yes, we did. He's in the, why are we whispering? I was going to say, make sure you talk right into the mic. Okay, so, I mean, I always play games on my podcast. I love playing games. We'll get to that.

First, I want to know how you felt about your moment, about your, when you guys walked up to each other, you touch hands and you're in that moment. Touch hands. You're touching hands. It got steamy out there. It was cold, but it got steamy quick as soon as those hands touched. You could see it coming off of the hands. I saw it from afar. Did a good job.

So tell me about that moment. Explain it. What were you feeling? It was fantastic. I use that word a lot, but honestly, it was great word. It was great. Yeah. Were you nervous?

Oh, absolutely nervous. Yeah. Did you think I was going to pick you? I said, God be confident, but at the same time, he does. Definitely have to be nervous because you don't know. Things can happen. Would you have cried if she didn't pick you? I don't think I was cry.

I'd be upset about it for sure. Oh, I wanted tears. Yeah, we want tears. We want tears. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Well, congratulations to you both. I'm really excited to see what happens because I feel like you guys.

Just touch my nose with me. Oh, sorry. Just keep bopping me. Yeah, bop. Bop. Bop. A sock and boppers. Way more fun. Bop it.

Pillow fight. What? You never heard of a soft. Doc and boppers. I think I did. It's like the little things that like blow up and you pop them and like you can like punch. Yeah. Oh.

No, I don't think we had those in Canada. Okay. Okay. We're going to play a game, a little game of would you rather, okay? Okay. And we feel free for you both. Are we both answering? Yeah.

Okay. You both can answer. First of all, I want to know when we took that break to get Luke in here, something was happening about a story with a car. Oh, mm-hmm. What? Because it seemed pretty funny and no one here. So, like, wow.

What a coincidence. Okay. So yesterday, I was on my date with Jacob. Yeah. We had just, we had just, um, taken everything to the Nashville rescue mission. Yeah. And we're going to Sonic because we're all pretty hungry, me and Aaron and Jacob. Yeah.

And we pulled to a red light. We're just chilling at this red light and up pulls Luke in an Uber. Stop it. I am, not kidding. He, I like, look to my left and I was like, wait, I know that guy. And I was like, oh my gosh. And so I like turn and look at Aaron, because Jacob's in my passenger seat, Aaron's in the back. I turn and look at Aaron like, do you see this?

And she was like, she like mouths. She's like, don't say anything. And I was like, what do I do? And so I like keep looking over at Luke. Like, does he see us? And he's just like chatting away with the Uber driver and Jacob's just jamming in the car. And I was like, this is not happening. No.

Oh, too bad. Yeah. Like, what are the odds? That's crazy. I get a text. I get a text from Aaron. and like, oh,

where are you? I'm like, I'm in an Uber about to go to a sushi place like why? She's like, I see you right now and then,

yeah, I get a text from Blair too and like, okay, what do you mean? You see me? I'm literally on eighth ab like way out,

like two miles out of city. Oh my gosh. I had no idea. I felt like I was like cheating and I got caught. Yeah, but you were like, oh gosh.

I'm in trouble. Oh no. It would have been real weird if they saw each other. What are the chances? I know. Waved and just like, laughed and had no idea.

Yeah, you're like, who's that guy? Yeah. What's up? You'd probably make friends with him. What's up, dude? Good to see you. Okay, so we're going to play a little game of Would You Rather? Perfect.

I always play this and I think it's great to play with newly couples. Okay, so Luke, would you rather get one free round trip international plane ticket every year or be able to fly domestic anytime for free? He loves traveling. This is a good question. That is a really good one. Um, definitely international. International.

Yeah, 100%. That's what I do right now. Oh. So that's not much of a difference. Oh. Well, then why wouldn't you take free anytime domestic? Because you already do once a year. Yeah, but it's free international.

International can be a little expensive. But if you have free domestic, you can like travel every weekend. It's one international a year. Do you like how we're trying to tell you to switch your answer? Yeah. We're like that is not. That's true. Okay, good point. You could fly.

I go, okay, I feel you. Okay, cool. Do you look for that in a girl? Does she have to like to travel? Traveling's always a good thing. Yeah. It really is. I think it is, too.

It keeps you open-minded, keeps you grounded. You learn new things, too. Culture is huge. Yeah, and you can learn together. Absolutely. Okay. I 100% agree. Blair, you like to travel.

I love to travel. Yeah, she does. We're going to travel our way to Disney World, right? Disney World! Yeah, here we come! Here we come! Can I come to? Absolutely.

Yeah, you want to? I've only been to Disney World once. I was like six. Six. I know. I don't even remember it. You need to go. All right, Disney World, please come.

Disney World, here we come. There's an adult theme park too that you can go drink at. Let's go. Okay. Okay. Would you rather be in a bad relationship for the rest of your life or have no significant other for the rest of your life? Oh my gosh. Does sound awful.

Yeah. Probably. Definitely don't want to be. a bad relationship so probably the other way around. Yeah. I'd probably say the same. No significant other

for the rest of your life. Yeah. Because you can be happy with yourself. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. There's stuff out there for that. Yeah, let's go with that. Which is a great time for me to talk about

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Oh, is that the, like, what is it? KY duration? Is it for guys? Yeah, to last longer. Yeah, I did hear that. And I was like, I was like, I'm a party going. Would you rather stay in or go out for a date night? I like going out.

Yeah, I'd say go out. I like activities with, and then food. Where's your ideal date spot? Oh. You asked him this on the other podcast, and he said bowling. But then he told me, he was like, I regret that answer. He's like, I don't know why I said that. All right, all right, let me get into this real quick.

Okay. So I love bowling. Yeah. Backstory. Watch that 70s show. Yeah. When I turned 21 and being able to drink because they always got drunk at a part, like a bowling alley. Yeah.

I love bowling. But being able to do that was like, for some reason, an odd dream when I was like 20. But. Dream big. Yeah. I still love going. Dream big kids. But you put me on a spot and I'm terrible on the spot when it comes to like thinking.

I like to think a little bit more into things. But I was like, boom. He does. Yeah. I hear you. So now that you thought, what is it? I didn't. Yeah.

We still haven't thought about it. You've put me on the spot. Yeah, I know. I like, I don't know what my dream date would be. We did go roller skating when he was here with sister, and it was really fun. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you loved to that. We shot her.

Why? I was scared. I don't know how to stop in roller skates. I can go, go, but I can't stop. She is really fast. I couldn't keep up with her. Really? No, that's a lie.

He was better than me. I look to my right and she'd be gone. You guys do some fun dates. Blair, you come up with good dates, too. Thanks. Yeah, we better keep this going, fun dates. That's true. Oh, for sure.

You have to. And, you know, that's the best part about long distance. Because in long distance, you can always keep it, like, fun and entertaining because you don't see each other all the time, so you'll do more extravagant dates. 100%. And it gives me more time to think about it, because I like to research and, like, do things. There you go. Yeah, you know.

Find the best spots. You know what? I'm a big fan of long distance. I am too. Yeah. I think it's great. I mean, I think you, like, eventually. As I was going to say, you, like, say.

that you're like oh it's so fun but then there's day like you've a bad day at work and you're like yeah yeah there's one of like you know peaks and valleys to everything peaks and valleys um would would you rather not shower for a week or not brush your teeth for a week yeah definitely not shower i would yeah i would say not shower me too i just i already do that i don't shower for me anyways i did see that once i did see your story once and said that you're like yeah i don't shower every day what's my there's nothing wrong with it no but your teeth i just feel like yeah you just feel like you got crustaceans on your teeth and like um like fuzzy teeth fuzzy yeah fuzzy teeth that's not good um would you rather be weighted on hand hand foot

on hand and foot yeah probably hand and foot by a jealous significant other or split chores 50 50 with a trust insignificant that's i don't like that question that's dumb i didn't listen to anything yeah that was confusing uh would you rather get up early or stay up late Stay up late Stay up late I hate the morning Me too I love night

I'm not a big morning guy I can do both My schedule is always Oh yeah He works Oh yeah Because he would do the night shifts Right right right

He's got puk and rally Puk and Rally And I'm not actually Luke and Rally Ah There we go Okay Lukey Puky Rally

That's your new nickname Luke Puky repeat I thought I was literally gonna think Because you're like Kooky for Luki That's cool I'm all about that

But I told you like the nuke puke remember that part i thought you were gonna pull that one out so my brother he's awesome yeah he's uh he's special needs and he calls me nuke the puke oh my gosh so yeah so he's like the man so like he always called me nuke the puk and i told her about that i thought she's gonna pull that one that's funny well like kooky for lukey i was all about that i was like i had already chutes i had already come up with kooky for luki i think i said that before i even went on a date with you. Yeah. Because she showed me a picture and I was like, oh, I'm kooky for Lukey. Oh yeah, I did. I picked you from the start. I told you already. God, I have a bad

memory. Okay, so long distance. Tell me how you're going to keep it spicy. I don't know. Are you going to make trips? I hope. That's what's weird. He's leaving at like 9 a.m. tomorrow and I'm like, wait, when am I going to see you again? Yeah. Because we don't have anything planned. Well, let's plan your next date. Christmas time? Well, I'll be. home he'll probably be with his family well then you can do an early christmas get together oh yeah and go sledding i love sunny i have a lot snow yeah i have a lot of snow up where i live too well there you go you guys six inches before i came down here so six inches remember that on um um no what part six inch ribbon curls oh yeah that's impossible six inches called me uh when we did the podcast last time um i didn't come

through but I was like I literally answered the phone I was like buddy elf what's your favorite color and then you guys didn't realize oh no miss that one I would have picked that up um well by the time this podcast will come out they will have seen the phone calls he does not know this so when I called all of the guys yeah um I called Blake first and then I called Jared Jared answered there's a phone buddy the elf what's your favorite color and I was like ah that's funny Luke's the next guy I call and Luke answers the phone buddy the elf what's your favorite color his name's Jared dude dude dude

Jared, nice, dude. The same wavelength. I like you, dude. I freaked out. I was like, they both just answered the phone saying, Buddy, the outfit your favorite color?

What are the odds? That's actually really weird. I think me and Jared would probably be friends. Maybe he said that about you. Oh, my gosh. Wait, some people are here to make friends. Yeah.

You got, maybe you guys could have a bromance out of this too. I love bromances. Well, then you got a girl out of it. and a bromance. What's the guy? Jared, right? Yeah.

Cool. Jared, which one was he? Jared. He was the top call. He was the first guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

He's awesome. That's so cool. That's funny. Well, you know what? It was pretty funny, though. I am a matchmaker, so. You got you two together, and we'll make you and Jared a thing. Okay.

Okay, well, is there anything else you guys want to tell me? Yeah, I want to tell you something. Okay. No, shit. What? So, we were FaceTime. You know what I'm going to say? So we were FaceTiming this past week because I hadn't, we went on our date and then we were with his sister.

First of all, could I just tell the people that, look, you guys, body language right now. He's got his arm around, you're all curled up in there. This is cute. Go on. Thanks. So we're FaceTiming because I was like, you know, I want to get to know him a little more before he comes back. And I asked him how band practice was. And he was like, oh, it was good.

you know blah blah blah and i was like well now that you're back home you've got your guitar i want you to sing something like i want to hear you and he's like no no like you know kept putting it off yeah and then trying to change the subject and i was like please like sing something yeah and he was like well i did write a song and i was going to show you it in nashville and i was like well sing it now like come on and then turns out he wrote a song called lady and red because you wore red on your time it was about me you wrote a song about her i did I wrote it You should have your guitar

So I can make you do it now I would do it now If I had a guitar But I don't have a guitar Well how about you make us a little video And I'll put it on the Off the Vine page I can do that

Okay I can sure Yeah we want to see How's it go? Just like say some of it It's just called Lady and Red You've been dancing in my head That's the chorus

Don't slow down No don't slow down Don't slow down I'll never slow down Jack It's a what is it Shoot what's the end Because the end the best is my favorite part is just like uh what is it

i'm blanking that's because i put you under pressure you don't like that lady in red it was cute dancing in my head and i was just sitting there trying to act cool on face time but inside i was like oh my god oh he remembers because you do those true moves that got me seeing red and that's it and that goes back into whatever it's going on that's good yeah i'm glad i wore red yeah it wouldn't have sounded cool like the lady and purple yeah he would have had a lady and PURPS. Lady and Purps. Hey. I like your shirt.

It's very purply. Oh. It's from Elf. God, what the heck? Katelyn, I'm sorry. Yeah, but I'm just... We're never on the same way. Never on the same way.

Not when it comes to movie quotes or TV quotes. I'm sorry about that. Well, you guys just seem like such a cute little cups. Thanks. I'm really into this. Thanks. Me too. Same.

Same. Same zies. His sister's going to be really excited. What's her name again? Sarah. Sarah. Oh, yeah, I gave her a shoutout last time, didn't it? Yeah.

She was so, she texted me and was like, when Caitlin gave me a shout out, and it was like an excited thing. And then it was like when Caitlin called me a cock-bog, and it was like a, like a, ooh. I did call her a cog block. Well, she won't have to do that anymore, because now you guys will have dates on your own. Yeah. And you don't have to date other guys anymore. I know.

You're free to just date Luke. Great. And Luke, the same goes for you, okay? No dating other girls. Yeah, please don't. I'm not going to you. Okay. Great.

I'm glad we like put that out there right now I'm actually dating other girls too and then he's like I'll let you know if you're the one in a couple weeks that would have been really bad yikes okay guys well thanks for being on the pod and you have to do like an update in like a couple months and see where you're at this is our last podcast yeah but you know what no it's not okay because we'll have people want to this is like people don't just want to like see the ending of the bachelorette and forget about them they want updates that That's what social media is for. This is what this podcast is for.

We'll do updates on your relationship. Or I can help you recap the actual Bachelor. Oh, yeah, of course. Because I don't know if I'm going to watch it at that. Oh. I'll recap it every week for you. You can be great therapy. There you go.

You can be my recapper. Okay, guys, well, your session is now ending. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. You're fantastic. You owe me a lot. I do.

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