Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Blairette part 4 with Blaire LaSure

Episode Date: November 8, 2018

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Podcast One presents Off the Vine, Great Therapy. Caitlin Bristow's going to answer your questions, drink to your confessions, and hear what you have to say about anything Bachelor. Let's shake it up some more. Here's Caitlin. Welcome back to Great Therapy. Thank you. Thank you.

We are here. We're at date number four. Yep. And I need therapy. Oh, boy. Really? Yep. Okay.

This is crazy. because each time you come into my house to do this, you keep a straight face and then you blow my mind with what you have to tell me. Oh. But, okay, just let's recap, okay? Let's. If anybody is not following at Do Edit on Instagram,

you are missing out on gold. Do it. Pun intended. D-E-W-E-D-I-T, the Blairette is being released every Tuesday. And Blair is on her journey to find love. Yes. she's had three dates so far Jared he was great missing chemistry a little bit but great ideal guy chemistry wasn't it wasn't not there no there was chemistry yeah it was more just

it was just more like when i met sparky marky right and it was like your first date it was you know then you met sparky marky spark was there everything was there you guys had a blast if you guys don't know what i'm talking about go watch the um do edit IGTV we do edited it and on kary i'm karaoke you really went for it you really like this guy but he's moving then we but he's moving so right won't figure that out hashtag womp womp yeah um then we have Blake makey Blakey slash Chad Blake Blake like dog lover great guy southern gentleman super sweet no chemistry but great date great guy chemistry I'd say like no romance like okay okay chemistry it's like you're right like I was feeling

it yeah but then it wasn't like i didn't leave feeling like i want to be your girlfriend okay i mean it's only one date but like you know but you have to go off first yeah impressions and first instinct and like on the blur intuition especially on the blurrette exactly so this date was date number four date number four jacob mm-hmm i feel like we could like make a song out of the names okay Mark Jacob Jingle-Hie Blakey Jared Wait Mark Jacob

Blakey Blakey Oh naked Blakey Jared Jared Wait he needs a nickname Who Blake Jared Jared Jared Care Jare Care Jare Very caring yeah

Okay I like that I feel like you got a little bit of a smile On your face when I said Jacob Oh what Oh my gosh okay Well I need to start by saying Okay. Crazy story. Okay. I met him like a week ago. What do you mean? So I was supposed to go to church with my friend. We were meeting up with our other girlfriends after they went to their church. And then last minute my friend couldn't go. So I went to church with them. And I met Jacob. And he had like a weird reaction when he met me. Like he was like, hey, I haven't met you. What's your name? And I was like, hey, I'm Blair. And he was kind of like, Blair. And I was like, yeah, Blair. And he's like, oh. like I was like that was kind of strange and I was like who is that and my friend was like

oh his name's Jacob and my friend had told me the night before we applied our friend Jacob oh my gosh yes and so he we talked about it on the date he said that he they hadn't he hadn't seen what I looked like so he's I when I said Blair it like clicked and he's like that's that's Blair oh my gosh and he said that he thought I was really cute oh my gosh and he's a singer yeah so he's did he sing for you um he did actually not like serious though like he's saying um what's this hot and fresh up they kitchen oh yeah mama rolling that body because he was trying to so we went to the ropes course and i what's a ropes course again oh you climb yeah uh soar adventure tower or something like that and so there's like three levels to this ropes course

and he was like do you want to start like on the bottom and i was like nah let's go big or go home we're going at the top oh and then i got to the top and i literally like started tearing up when i was like halfway and i was like i'm like crying i was like this is so embarrassing because you were scared yes i was terrified i didn't realize i would be and so he started singing r kelly tears yes he was like i mean nothing says romance like r kelly i know not wait he started singing oh he was like if the song is romantic he started singing i'm all the way up and he's like Come on, just keep going. Nothing can stop me.

I'm all the way. No, wait, that wasn't what it was. But I love that song. It was started from the bottom now we hear. Oh, okay. Too many rap songs about being in the air. Yeah. So, so many rap songs about being in the air.

Okay. You know the song No Air by Jordan Sparks? Yeah, no air. Yeah, I always say, tell me how you're going to be with no Blair. Oh. Caleb came me with no player. Yeah, it works really well. I know.

No player, no player. Yeah. Cool. I love that. You have a song for everything that's something that my mom always does. Oh, really? No, I love it. My mom's hip and ghoul. Oh, hi mom. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, okay. So anyways. Yeah, he's singing R. Kelly. And does he have a beautiful voice? I mean, he wasn't like being super serious. But I could tell, like, he kind of, like he did. Well, if he's a singer. But he wasn't like trying. But that's what he does. He's a singer. He's like a musician. And then he also is like a producer. Oh, yeah. Dang. So if we want to like, do a mixtape. Wow. Between your editing skills and your everything that you get going on and Jacob. Jacob. We could really throw something together. Yeah. I mean, I'm telling you. And he was like, he was like, okay, let's do it. And I was like, I'm being serious. Yeah. Yeah, no, no jokes. We don't

joke about that. We're serious people. So did you feel the chemistry with this one? I did. I did not see is coming. Really? A lot twist. A lot twist. I know. Are you kidding? How do you have four amazing guys?

I don't know. Okay. I got you to thank for that. You're welcome. Yeah, thank you. So you feel the chemistry with Jacob. I did. I felt a lot of chemistry.

You know the next question. Did I kiss him? No, we didn't. Are you kidding me? Okay, here's the thing, no. I feel like if there was no cameras, you would have. And maybe would have. Really?

Maybe so. was he like throwing out the vibes I don't know maybe yeah he buzz we like we were so we went to steak and shake after we were going to go to Sonic but then it was cold so we went to steak and shake because it was right there and obviously got milkshakes because

oh my gosh I would I would I did and we were sitting on the same side of the booth for filming purposes and like there's a few like little grazes like little touches Yeah. Yeah. Oh my goodness. So, yeah.

Jacob's nice. Oh, you, I can feel like, what, where does he rank compared to Sparky Mark? It's, where's the Spark meter at? I don't know. I feel like this is when it's like, oh, I'd have to go on another date. Oh. So they're pretty equal. They're pretty equal.

Shut up. I know. Shoot. Oh, I didn't think anyone was going to get up there to Sparky Mark. Jacob. What's his nickname? Jacob. Um,

um, um, shit, that's hard. We'll come back to that. Jake corn on the cob. Yeah. Jaycorn on the cob.

Just came to me. Pretty, pretty genius. I know. I mean, wow. He means to go change his Instagram handle right now. What's his Instagram handle? I don't know.

We follow each other, but I don't know. Oh, it's something music. It's like Jacob and his last name music. Okay, so spill the tea. What other fun facts? do you have on this guy that America didn't see and Canada? This is a nationwide. I know Canadians are watching the blare at.

What other facts you got for us? Let's see. What do I know? Well, he has a lot of dad jokes. Oh, he's a big dad joke guy. Can you tell me one? That he said? Yeah.

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Oh, that's a great age. 20, it's a great age. Yeah. Okay. And he said hopefully he'd be like married. Oh. Yeah. Okay.

So. And he obviously, maybe it's to me. Who knows? Oh. Just kidding. Okay. Oh my gosh. I can't believe.

I say this every episode, but I'm like, I can't believe you keep getting good ones. I know. That's what I'm saying. So I'm like, is five going to be a dud? Or is five going to be amazing? And then I'm going to be like really in trouble. Well, I've seen five. I think he's going to be great.

Oh. Yeah. So I don't know. You, I think you're really in for it. Like, I don't know what you're going to do. But that helps that you get to have another date. Yeah. So, but is the date going to be with both of them at the same time? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's tricky. That's really tricky. Oh, I'm going to be there. You know how on the show like they still walk away and have. Yeah. Little moments. It's going to be interesting to see if they get like insecure or jealous. Because I mean, how could you not? I bet they will. Well, how could you not? I know. So he applied. because wait so his so he already applied when you met him at church yeah his friends applied it they were like okay because they thought we'd be good together that's how so many of these people have come on their friend is like you'd be great and I'm like gosh you're right gosh yeah so my friend well okay so after that little interaction yeah he's like Blair and I was like yeah that was weird yeah and then we leave and the girls were like we applied him last night like And I was like, does he know y'all applied him?

They were like, yeah, like, he's excited. And then they were like, he's coming to lunch with us. And I was like, oh. So I had to like play it cool like I didn't know he had applied. And we talked about that last last. Shut up. You went for lunch? No, not just us. It was like a group.

So he was at the other end of the table. Oh, okay. Yeah. So I didn't really talk to him. And he was like, you knew that I had applied. And I was like, yeah. And he's like, you played it cool. And I was like, thanks.

I am pretty cool. Well, and I didn't have a say in who y'all chose. Yeah. And I texted. Taylor and I was like, I met this guy at church and he's really cute and I really hope y'all pick him. That was all I said. I didn't give a name. Yeah. And they did. And they did. God, my team is good. Yeah, they are. I mean, too good. Too good. I know. Like, give me some bad one so I can. Can you paint a picture of, um, but that's what that's the thing too. When you go on more dates, the more you realize like,

oh, no. Exactly. So we're making it a little tricky for you because first dates, you know, they're really set in the bar high and they're giving you good impressions first impressions um can you paint us a picture of jacob like what does he look like brown hair oh really a picture blonde oh really yeah yeah do you want to see him yeah okay okay i'll describe him when i see him oh okay how tall is he would you say um he's taller than me okay but he's not that tall how tall are you five six okay um okay let's see well here's a picture of him from instagram okay he's on the left oh he's so cute okay so he looks totally looks like a producer yeah he's um looks like he might have a bit of chest hair he's wearing a deep v so you can he does i took his shirt off

just kidding i didn't he's naked blakey um okay nakey jakey no that's not his name okay um he's wearing nice blue jeans with a nice little gray tea, a little blue overcoat. And I like how he wears his hat, like he doesn't really care, but he kind of cares. Like, it's, like, rested on top of his head, but he means for it to be. Here's a picture of us. Oh, yeah, I want to see you guys together. We're, like, kind of far apart, but that's okay. Where is he from from?

He's from here. Oh, okay. Green Hills. Okay. Oh, Green Hills. Green Hills. Oh, my gosh. you guys are little cute oh do you look so nice thank you do you like my do yeah love your do thanks

oh is that the um i don't know the names but the like blush colors oh i do know that one um it's like it's like the most popular run i can think of the name it's so cute i love it i love the material too okay um you do so he finished his milkshake you did not that i did finish it you guys are really cute that was so that was when we so i ordered chicken tenders and fries and he only got a shake so i was like really just digging in while he was just sipping on his shake oh that so that's why his was finished at that point so you're eating on dates is what you're saying yeah not on camera not on camera of course not but yeah i scarf down some oh you guys are real cute together okay i thought i can see it i can see it thanks thanks should we call him oh sure

hello hi jacob it's kately and blair hello kately and blair You're on the podcast Whoa Don't sound too excited I'm pretty excited Yeah you should be It's a great podcast I have a question for you

Right out of the gates I just need to know How the hell do you hate mayo chup Oh yeah Yeah Oh man I am just not a fan of mayonnaise It's nothing against the ketchup Okay

It's the mayonnaise It doesn't like mustard either So I made it meet it I'm just so confused by people Who don't like condiments Like it blows my mind I kind of understand people not liking mayo because it's like a thing a lard. I don't understand because I love mayo, but like I understand people's thought process on that.

If you would have said the other way around and you weren't a ketchup guy but you were a mayo guy, I would have really questioned you. Right. I mean, ketchup is a nice, normal condiment. Right. Respectable. Mayo, uh, I don't know. And I guess you guys are both mayo lover. Yeah.

We're mayo chuppers. I am of I love mayo but I love even more mayo chup as long as it's the right ratio and the fact that Heinz came out with a mayo chip just like solved so many of my problems I know and that's so they actually named it mayo chup oh yeah they come in I told you that he thought did you think I came up with it I thought Blair made that up oh no I thought she came up with me because she kept you know referring to mayo chup like it was an actual word and I was like it is an actual word but it But here's the thing. We did call it Mayo Chup before it was a thing. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. So you guys should get that patentage. Well, we can't now because... I think a lot of people call it Mayo Chup. Yeah. But apparently people in Iowa. No, not Iowa. Ohio?

No. Utah. Yeah. People in Utah call it fry sauce. Fry sauce. But it's Mayo Chup. Anyways, Kay, I'll get past the Mayo Chup thing. We'll get past that because otherwise you sound like a really great guy.

He doesn't. I was like the greatest showman. Sorry for that, you know, giant red flag. Yeah, that, wait, did Blair just say you don't like the greatest showman? No, he does. Oh, you like the greatest showman. Yeah, he redeems himself. Oh, okay.

Oh, yeah. That's my favorite movie of all time. You, uh, the best. Really, both of y'all's favorite movies of all time, great showman. Um, yes. It's not a bad movie. I'm just, that's crazy that that's both y'all's favorites. Favorite movie?

Greatest showman. Favorite condiment? Mayo chop. That is actually crazy. But, well, it is my favorite movie right now. Maybe not of all time. right now, but I haven't seen a star as born yet, and I feel like that's, that might take the cake. And Bailey makes me really want to do it.

Which, going into that movie, I thought it was going to be, like, just like the greatest showman and, you know, leave the theater all excited. No. Oh. I don't want to spoil it, but, you know. Is it better? You're just going to have a little bit of a different emotion. Oh. Oh, it's not like happy.

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Yeah. Where was Blair's confidence level on that? Well, I think you should rephrase that and said, I did the whole comedy. Oh, okay. I cheered from the sideline. And Blair was your cheerleader. She was so confident getting up the stairs. But as soon as we went on the first obstacle.

cool she just she just froze usually it's the lead who's like let's do it and then the person on the date is like I can't I like when the guy can calm her down do you feel like you calmed Blair down did you sing her down I did I sang some R Kelly and it actually worked magically Can we hear some? Yeah do you want to give us a little

ditty? Oh you want right now? Yeah no tomorrow remix to ignition hot place out the kitchen and mama rolling that body got every minute. Just be nice. Remix. I'm not so wet, I'm dumb. It's the freaking weekend, baby, about that at me's on fun.

There is. That was a... Seriously? Yeah, well... As soon as I started singing that song, she was just like, right, right down. Really? Yeah.

That's her, like, well, now we know what to do if she ever freezes again. Yeah. Like... Exactly. Like, if you... I told him it's because he said hot and fresh out the kitchen, and I was like, what is it? I want food hot, I'm fresh out of the kitchen.

Blair, the way to Blair is. part is food and R. Kelly. Not really, but... Food for sure. You may not know it, but you do have some sort of love for R. Kelly. Yeah, I do. We know now. Yeah.

Yes. And then what else did you guys do? Steak and shake. Oh, yes, steak and shake. I saw a picture. You guys looked very cute together. Did you have a fun date? It was awesome. Okay.

I loved it. And on a scale of 1 to 10, how good was it? oh my gosh how can i not say 10 yeah you have to otherwise i'd hang up on you and i'd cut you yeah and then you'd get cut i think she tried to uh make me eat some mayo chup but there was no mayo so oh he had to do a dare and i literally put on a spoon like mustard ketchup no salt pepper hot stuff oh and he ate it oh but i was going to get mayonnaise but wait you guys played truth or dare no we played two truths and a lie and the loser had to do a truth or dare, but we tied and then I forgot that we never did

me. What was your two truths in a lie? Oh, yeah, you guess it. Yeah, tell me and I'll try and guess. Mine was, uh, I've been bit by a copperhead snake. Oh. I played violin on the grandal opery when I was 10. And I've been to Italy twice.

I feel like, oh, wait, those are actually hard ones to guess because. You threw in when you were 10, and that sounded very specific. So I was like, okay, you've been bitten by that snake that seems pretty unrealistic compared to being going to Italy twice. But Italy twice is specific. You played violin at the ground of Lopry. What is that? The truth or the lie? The truth.

You think that's a lie? No. Oh, wait. Two truths and a lie. Oh, I'm supposed to guess the lie. I always play this the opposite way. I play this the opposite way. Okay.

Two, truths and a lie. Okay, the lie is that you got bit by a snake. No. What? You've never been to Italy. Oh, you threw in twice to really, like, throw me off. Oh, you got a bit by a... It didn't work on Blair.

Oh, she guessed. You got it immediately. Really? Well, I thought it was going to be like, oh, he's only been once. Yeah. You know what I mean? Oh. I know, I had to be more, you know, too is a little cooler, you know.

That's what I was thinking. Oh, my gosh. Wait. It's more believable. Tell me about when you got bit by a snake. What happened? What happened? Well, it was in...

It was back in the sixth grade. and I had just gone to sleep and I woke up and I was like well I need to go to the bathroom and I made the mistake of going back out of my tent without shoes on and it was like pitch dark I couldn't even see my hand in front of me and all of a sudden I hear like the or feel the sharpest pain in my life like in my foot and I like stumbled down to my tent wake up my dad and he's like oh that's just you just scraped it on like a branch or something because there's just

this tiny little red spot on my foot yeah and uh she gave me Tylenol oh no classic dad move come on you gotta go with Advil yeah yeah my mom still wants to kill him for that yeah but uh I woke up in the morning and

my whole foot was like a balloon and it was like swelling up into my leg oh my gosh and then that's when They're like, okay, we've got to get him out of here. We're, like, still, like, two miles into the woods, so he had to basically carry me out. And they had, like, one of the dads run ahead and, like, get cell phone service so he could call an ambulance. Oh, wow. They're on a stretcher midway.

So, yeah, it was a whole ordeal. Sixth grade, that's kind of scary, too. I feel like that's, like, traumatizing almost. Like, are you so terrified of snakes now? Oh, I haven't been camping since. Oh, yeah, I wouldn't either. Oh, that's crazy. What if I was like, date, too, we're camping.

Wait, you know how, like, have you ever watched The Bachelor or The Bachelorette? Um, I have. Okay, you know how they, like, usually do, like, somebody's fear? Like, if they, like, have a fear of snakes, they'll, like, throw them in a pit and be like, oh, this is your date. Like, I feel like they do that all the time. What if we did that to you? Yeah, it's messed up.

Would you, it is messed up, right? We're messed up. Right. Okay. I have a serious fear of birds. And on my season, they put me in a small room of pigeons. and I had a minor panic attack and I was like, why would you do this to people?

Birds, okay. I know, that's weird. It's a whole thing. My mom put it on me when I was little. So if a pigeon and a snake were next to you, you'd be more scared of the bird? Absolutely. Wow.

Well, that's dramatic. I don't know because it depends if the snake was poisonous or not and how, like, close it was to me. But if a bird flaps around me, I would have the same reaction if, like, a poisonous snake was, like, about to bite me. okay that's I know it's weird

it's very interesting here it's very interesting it's super weird but just don't question and I have birds tattooed on me so it makes it even more weird

oh yeah you do yeah that's fine he's like you he was quiet he's like I'm not gonna ask any questions what was my other

okay so you you do some like singing and stuff in Nashville um could you produce my next record are you a

recording artist well you know it's going to be I've I've written a few well co-wrote a few songs and my dog's

about to go nuts I can tell yes and I've recorded a couple and I kind of wanted to do something with it so maybe you could help

maybe that could be like our last date is you do some Blair I'm like Blair if you could just take a knee take a knee and I'll just record

an album yeah maybe we could do something together let's do it Okay. I'm all in. All in. I've got my cottage studios open.

That's what he calls it. Cottage studios? What's that? His studio. Oh, that's what you call it. My studio. We call it a cottage studio. I like that.

And you're in Nashville. I don't know if that part of the date is actually getting shown, but there's a part where I was like cottage. Well, here's what is funny. You don't make fun of me for not being very creative. Oh, my gosh. Because he said I live in my parents on the side of my parents' house in a cottage. I call it cottage. cottage studio and I'm like, wow, it's a really original. My dog's going nuts. Okay, I'm so sorry. We're

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get hydrated today okay we got tucker a little more peanut butter um okay i can't believe he's at a tie right now with sparky mark i know he sounds awesome he is awesome you had the chemistry everything was there was there anything missing um i don't think so my confidence at the top of the tower Yeah, but that's okay. That's, that's, that's endearing to guys. They like that. They want to feel manly, you know. I was like, I can't do it.

Yeah, help me. Yeah, exactly. They love that. Yeah. He loves it. It's really endearing. Wrong like him. Okay, so if Mark and Jacob are the final two, we're in trouble.

We are. And I haven't even met the fifth guy. Oh, yeah. Wait, I need your help with that. Okay. What date idea do you have for the fifth guy? kind of want to do something like because all these have been like fun and like I kind of want to do something a little more classy.

What if you like went horseback riding? Oh, that'd be. What if you went horseback riding and then you like got really dressed up and like went to. That sounds like an eight hour day. Yeah, that's a lot. What if you, oh, what if you guys did dance lessons like like ballroom dancing dance lessons? Oh, that's a good one. In a gown and tucks.

That's happening. Sean got me dance lessons like that for Valentine's Day a couple years ago. Was it fun? Yeah, so we will take you to that spot. Okay, let me know where it is. Okay, we'll figure that out. Oh, that's very romantic. That would be fun.

Okay. And we'll be able to see if he's a good dancer. Yeah. Oh, I wonder what's going to happen. Isn't? I can't tell you anything. I don't wear my red ball gown that I wore for my video because I get to wear it again. Absolutely, with a nice little red dew in your hair.

Yeah. You have red? Um, I'll make one. Okay. I have like a burnt orange That's close to red Okay Or I could wear like

A color that goes with red Yeah black Like the black Fo leather one That's my favorite one right now Okay Okay well everybody Make sure you are catching up

On every Tuesday The Blairette On do edit Instagram IGTV Yep I'm nervous for you Blair Are you? Yeah you said you like number five

Oh gosh Yeah What's gonna happen I feel like number five Might be your guy But now I'm so mind blown Because number three two, four. Oh, two and four are up there. Wow. What's going to be so crazy is what, like,

they just don't know what they're signing up for at this point. Like, they're going to like watch back or go on the two and I want to be like, shit, I have feelings. And this is crazy. I hope so. Yeah. What if at the end, I'm like, do you accept this to do? And he's like, no. No, they wouldn't do that. I hope, I hope not. No, they won't. Okay, great. I'm very excited slash nervous for you. I can't wait to see how this all turns out. I will be there. Maybe for your dance lessons yeah maybe i'll come for that that would be fun that would be wild that would be wilder than milkshakes what you know what don't even think about bringing me to a place with milkshakes i will throw it in your face and take a shot of whiskey okay i'll take you to my kind of place

what's your kind of place the wild beaver that's my kind of place oh yeah that's where we'll go i feel like we should hit the honky donks oh you didn't end up at the wild beaver with your last no okay not the last two interesting okay we forgot okay we can bring it back we'll figure out date five we go to dance lessons have a nice drink and then have a lot more drinks at wild beaver yep i love it okay stay tuned people stay tuned everybody if this is riveting this is we are keeping all the vinos on their toes uh-huh is there anything else you need to ask me advice anything else we want to talk about how if you want i mean i haven't kissed any of them yeah you need to kiss someone no because you're two on one yeah because that's when you're really going to know that you're

feeling it I'm nervous for you I'm nervous too and I'm nervous for you to hurt people's feelings but I'm happy yeah oh my god I'm so happy for you I know I can't believe I'm part of this you're four for four wow good for us look at you you're gonna officiate my wedding you know what I found a new career after this matchmaking I believe in you thank you and I believe in you finding the one me too Your session is now ending. Oh, thank you. Thanks for listening to Off the Vine, Grape Therapy. Tune in to hear new minisodes every Thursday.

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