Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Blairette part 5 Kooky for Lukey with Blaire LaSure
Episode Date: November 15, 2018This week Kaitlyn and Blaire talk about Blaire's recent trip to Israel where she met another guy who she has to decide if she wants to bring into the competition, then Blaire talks about her ...fifth date with the lucky Luke, and we find out who Kaitlyn's pick for Blaire was before the dates began. Third Love - Go to ThirdLove.com/Vine for 15% off your first purchase See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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going to answer your questions drink to your confessions and hear what you have to say about
anything bachelor let's shake it up some more here's kately okay welcome to grape therapy
blair's over the phone today i don't like this blair i know i feel
weird not like seeing you can hear my voice this is the blaret talking this is the is this the is this the
blaret yes yes I know I don't know how you got my number I've heard so much about you hey you were just
on a trip weren't you yes in Israel okay can you please tell me about this because we need to talk about
the text you sent me oh yeah about the guy that I met there yeah he is not one of my picks and you
you went against the rules and I went all script you went
off script. You totally went off script and you met a guy in Israel on your trip. Tell me about
this. I know. So his name's Hamilton. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't
brush over that. His name's Hamilton. His name is Hamilton and his last name is Winters. Spell that.
How freaking cute of a name. Winters? Yeah. Like W-I-N-T-E-R-S. Yeah, the second.
Stop. He's like a king.
Oh, my gosh.
And what happened?
And you should see, you should see his family.
They're literally, like, be picture perfect.
Everything about them.
They're, like, from the South.
Like, literally, if I sent you a picture, you'd be, like, holy crap.
They're, like, a picture perfect for their family.
But, yeah, so I met him on the trip.
He was on my bus.
Yeah.
There was, like, 50 people on the bus.
And it was funny because literally, like, so many girls were, like, going after him.
And then he was, like, literally, you're the only one that's not paying me any attention.
And I was like, ha.
Because I'm dating five guys.
So here's the thing.
I've got five boyfriends.
Yeah.
Also, he was like, let me, he's like, I'm going to add you on Instagram.
And I was like, oh, she, he's about to see, like, the red dress pictures.
And he's going to be like, what is this?
Oh, dang.
He's like, what is this?
And I was like, um, so, yeah, I'm dating five guys for this thing.
Oh, my gosh.
And he can tell he was kind of disappointed.
But he, like, stayed up talking, like, every night.
much like super late like we got real deep no way i mean you're with them all day every day
and then but then at the end of it i was like okay everything has happened for a reason like
me coming on your podcast like literally no idea this whole blaret thing was going to happen
and then like y'all picked the guy so it's kind of like everything's just been out of my
control and it's kind of happened the way i feel like it should happen yeah so it's like i feel
like if i like brought him on the blaret that would be me trying to like force outcomes
And so I was like, you know what?
I'm just going to keep on going with my guys because I like them all so far and see what happens.
And I was like, if in a year I'm single and Hamilton's single, maybe we'll meet up.
You know what?
Well, he said he wanted to take me flying because he flies planes.
Of course he does.
Oh, my God, that's literally a bachelor date.
Kate, but you're making me look really bad because do you remember my season?
I don't think you watched it, did you?
No, I did.
I just watched it like in June.
Okay, so I kind of brought a guy on mid-season and people were pissed, but I was like, hey, you got to follow your heart.
And now you're like, you know, I just really like the other guys.
And I'm like, damn it, I should have done that.
No, no, no, no.
But that's what I was going to do.
I was like, well, you know what?
Like, Caitlin did it?
I can do it.
But then I was like, okay, I just, something in my gut was saying, like, just stick with what you've got.
Like, and then.
Yeah, so you got to follow your gut.
I was like, yeah, and I told him, I was like, look, I think you're amazing.
But, like, I just kind of want to finish this, like, Blurret thing out because, like, I've met really great guys.
And so I was like, if down the road we're both single, maybe we can go in a date.
But I was like, right now, I want to, like, do this and see what happens.
Oh, wow.
And he understood. He was like, I completely respect that.
And he's like, but if I ever get a caller text for me down the road, I'll be really happy.
And I was like, oh.
Okay, whoa, this is, I mean, what a plot twist.
I know.
Wow.
And he took all my pictures when I was there.
He, like, had a professional camera.
And he was like, do you mind if I, like, take your pictures?
You're just so pretty.
And I was like, yeah, you can take my pictures.
That's a dream come true.
Yeah, and just keep telling me I'm pretty.
Yeah, exactly.
Tell me I'm beautiful and take my photos when I'm not looking.
Wait, I'm kind of like a little thrown off that you're letting this one go.
Like Hamilton Winters?
I know.
I know.
And, like, his, okay, so his mom, he was on the trip with his mom.
Of course he was.
And she, she loved me.
And we, like, clicked so well.
And he even said that.
He was, like, he was like, I don't introduce many people to my, like, family.
And he's, like, obviously, it was forced that y'all met because we were all on this trip.
Because, like, I haven't enjoyed, like, watching my mom talk to someone that much, like, in forever.
And I was like.
Oh, okay.
Wait.
Does he have Instagram?
Can I creep him?
Yeah.
If you go to my pictures
Yeah
And look at who
I put like a little
photograph
In his app name
Oh wow
You gave him photo cred
Yeah
Well he wanted it
And I was like
Do you know that that's one of my biggest pet peeves
When people want photo cred
I'm like
Why do you need to be noticed
This is why I didn't do it
I didn't do it
And he's like
What you're not going to give me photo cred
And I was like
No
And then I was like
Fine I don't do it
which I'm on the next one.
As soon as I get home, because my roommate, she was like,
you're going to meet a guy on this trip.
I can just tell.
And I was like, no, I'm not.
I've already got too many guys in my life right now.
And I got back, and I was like, Nicole, guess what?
I met a guy.
And she's like, is his name Hamilton?
And I was like, what?
And she was like, yeah, I saw you tag him as, like, photocrat.
And I creeped on him, and he was cute.
And I was like, see, that's why I shouldn't have done that because I met a lot of people did that.
That's so crazy.
Hamilton Winters is.
Oh, what a name. I can't get over his name. I might name my kid, Hamilton Winters, because that's so good.
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you clicked with Hamilton Winters
but you decided to be fair to your guys
damn it I should have done the same
and but it didn't feel right in your gut
you have to go with your gut did you have
did you have the click with date number five
Luke because let's set this up for the people
you are on date number five of the Blaret
which you can be watched on my do page
at do edit and on the Instagram TV
you got the video qualities and like just what you guys have done with this is so money and
well you have my friends to thank for that they're freaking amazing they're so amazing this whole
blair thing has been like I'm sad it's coming to an end because I people love it and people
are invested in your love story Blair they really are literally everyone like people I don't
know my family like my grandma will text me and be like I really like him like blah blah blah
And then every time I come to work, it's like a powwow around my desk, I like walk in and everyone's like, how was the date?
And I'm like, oh, gosh, let me put my stuff down first.
Like the whole world is so, like, knows about my love life.
And I'm like, this is kind of weird.
But I guess I'll roll with it.
Welcome to my world.
And guess what?
Yeah.
When it ends, there are even more in your life.
And it's, uh, it gets weird.
It gets weird.
Let me tell you.
Like, if you and your guy break up, I've got some pointers for you, okay?
Right.
Yeah.
So, let's hope we don't.
No, I have faith.
I have faith.
But, okay, so Luke was date number five.
Now, Luke, to me, when I saw his video entry, I was like, oh, you know what.
I want to see.
I really thought Luke was your guy.
But then as your dates went on, I was like, maybe Mark's her guy.
And then I was just like, I don't know.
I don't know anymore.
We picked too many good guys.
So tell me about Luke.
Tell me about Luke and your date.
Final blind date.
Like, how does it feel that you've met all the guys now?
It's so weird because I was telling, like, Aaron and them filming, I was like,
I just kept, like, getting guy after guy, and I'm like, wait, there's no more guys.
Like, yeah.
But then also it's like, but also there's almost too many guys because they're all freaking great.
And I'm like, shoot.
Yeah.
Like, I thought it was going to be, like, only one guy I was even interested in.
And I'd be like, oh, that's easy to choose.
And I'm like, oh, gosh.
I don't even know who I'm going to choose.
You really don't?
You don't know at this point?
I think I know my top two.
Okay.
Okay.
But if I have to pick a final guy tomorrow, I don't think I could.
Oh, my goodness.
That is crazy.
Yeah, I know.
And this Luke guy, like, were you nervous going into this date because you knew he was
flying in for you?
Like, he flew in from out of town to go on a date with you.
I know.
Well, yeah, so I knew he was flying in.
And so I was like, okay, like, that just put pressure on it, like,
Not only, like, I just wanted him to have a good time.
And then also, you kind of talked him up.
And so I was like, what if I'm just, like, really like this guy?
And then he doesn't like me back.
Like, what if he's the first one that doesn't like me?
And so, yeah, I just, I was, this was the one I was probably the most nervous about.
And we were doing ballroom dancing.
So I was like, okay, we're going to get real intimate, real bad.
Yeah, because ballroom dancing can be awkward.
Like, you have to look into each other's eyes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Literally, it was like, hi, my name's Blair.
All right, let's stare into each other's eyes and hold the hands.
Oh, my gosh.
That's so crazy.
So he paid for his flight and flew in from Philadelphia.
Like, that seems, that's some serious dedication.
Yeah.
So his sister applied him because she, like, listened to your podcast and all that stuff.
Okay.
And so she was my name, do you remember?
Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Oh, you did?
Okay, so here's the thing.
She flew in, her and her best friend who also listens to your podcast, and Luke all flew in.
Oh, my God.
They kind of made, like, a trip of it.
That is amazing.
And so I found that out kind of, like, towards the end of the date.
And so we, like, finished our date, and then we went and met up with them on Broadway.
And so I met them, and I was like, whoa, why are you meeting you siblings?
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Okay.
And how did it go?
Was it smooth?
Is there a connection?
Did you kiss?
I always want to know that.
We didn't.
Oh, son of a bitch, Blair.
I know.
But here's the thing.
Okay.
I definitely had the most, like, chemistry with Luke.
What?
He's super cute.
Really?
Super cute, yes.
And he kind of has, like, a, he almost has, like, a bad boy, like, edgy kind of vibe.
Oh.
He's a good guy, though.
Oh, he has, like, a nose ring.
Did you know that?
Well, because I watched your little date.
So I found that out just from that.
Yes.
Oh, my gosh.
I didn't know from his submission video, if you could tell.
But he has, like, a little nose ring.
He, like, has a motorcycle.
Uh-huh.
He kind of, like, seems like he's, like, a little edgy, but he's, like, a really good sweet guy.
And he's a nurse.
Yeah.
And he's a nurse.
I know.
He's a nurse with a nose ring and a motorcycle, and I kind of like that balance, like, the duality of that man, you know?
Exactly.
I feel like, I feel like his girls, a lot.
a lot of times you're like attracted to the bad boy vibe yeah so it's like this is great because
he's got that vibe but he's not actually like a bad guy like yeah he's not just like a player
oh that's so and the chemistry was fire between you two yeah yeah I mean I think I just thought he was
super cute and like there was kind of like I mean granted like the whole first half of the date
we're like holding hands right and then like so they talked of the dance class like the guy
always escorts the girl you know like when you walk around so then when we were
We were, like, walking to, like, the rooftop bar and stuff.
He, like, put out his arm, and so I, like, held his arm.
Oh, wow.
Oh, he seems great.
I probably would have kissed him, but I thought his sister and her friend were, like, spying on us.
Oh, Sarah.
Sarah, you little block.
Oh, my gosh.
Sometimes I have to remind myself that your grandma listens to this podcast.
Okay, I need to stop.
I don't think my grandma listens to the podcast.
I think she just watches the video.
Okay, okay, okay, that's so crazy.
I mean, my mom does, too.
Oh, hi, mom.
Do they listen to the podcast?
They do.
Oh, boy, we'll bleep that out.
Sorry.
And my brother, literally, my whole family does.
Okay, are they so excited for you?
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh, my dad last night, it was so funny.
He goes, okay, so me and Parker, who's my brother, a Bailey's feature guy.
Yeah, Bailey Parker, yeah.
So my dad was like, so me and Parker have discussed, and we've decided that whichever guy you choose,
can come to mountain weekend with us that can be his prize he was like oh my god he has to share a bed
with parker it was so fun but that's his prize he gets mountain weekend with the griswolds and i was like
oh great wait can i get mountain weekend with the griswolds yeah everyone can come not everyone i take
that back but you can come i could oh my gosh that would be so fun i would love to do that where do you
we're in the mountains what mountains are we going to um it's like enjoy
New Georgia, near, um, shoot, let's it call him.
I don't remember.
So do you think Luke, do you think Luke's going to have a mountain date with the family?
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
That's what I'm saying. I'm still so torn.
Okay, so he lives in Philadelphia.
Now we've got two long-distance relationships, Sparky Mark, and what's Luke's nickname?
Um.
I mean, I hate that it rhymes with Pugh.
I know.
That's what my mind went to.
What do I say, cookey, cookey for Lucie.
Oh, you're cookey for Lucie.
Cookey for Lucie.
Oh, that's cute.
I like that.
Okay, you're cookey for Lucie.
And do you think he'd ever move to Nashville?
I don't know.
Okay, so here's the thing.
He, so he's a nurse, Vanderbilt, duh.
Yeah, duh.
One of the best hospitals.
And he also is in a band.
No.
So, like, Music City, duh.
Didn't I hear about this?
Doesn't he sing 90s covers?
Does he?
I'm pretty sure he sings, he does like 90s cover bands, which, like.
I know he does.
I knew him and his friend have a band, and they do covers, and then he just started, like, a month ago, like, a full-on band,
and they're, like, still rehearsing for their first show, but those are, like, original.
But maybe him and his friend did covers.
Wait, that's actually so crazy, because 90s?
He loves 90s.
We love scrunchies, and he's clearly meant to be in Nashville with a band and with, what was the other thing?
Oh, Vanderbeth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you guys talk about that?
Did you get that far?
I mean, I wasn't like, so, do you want to move to Nashville?
Yeah.
We only talked about, like, if we would be willing to do long distance.
And?
With.
Okay, have you ever done the Myers-Briggs?
What is that, like, a personality test?
Yeah.
It's, like, four letters.
No, I've done the enneagram.
Oh, what are you?
A seven?
No, I'm a three.
I'm the achiever.
Oh.
What are you?
Oh, I'm a seven.
I'm a seven.
Which is what?
The enthusiast, I think.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I could see that.
I've done research on all the numbers, so I know about the seven.
I just couldn't remember what it's called.
I don't really know all of the other numbers.
But the Myers-Briggs is similar, where it's like a personality thing.
There's like 16 different options you could be.
but I got him to take the test because I was curious what he was and he was like
oh I'm an ENFP which is what I am and and one of the things so like you you can read about
like all these different like parts of your life so it's like how an ENFP acts like in their
family in a career in romantic relationships right and in romantic relationships it said
The ENFPs actually really enjoy long distance because it's like you get excited when you get to see each other.
You get to miss each other.
Yeah.
So it just kind of like antsed up.
And it was funny because I told him that.
I didn't tell him about that, but I told him like I didn't mind long distance because, like, because of those reasons.
And, like, I still can just, like, focus on, like, work and my friends.
And then, like, when I see them, it's, like, more exciting.
And then when he took the test and then he, like, sent me a.
screenshot of that little section and I was like yep oh I was wondering if you were going to read that
part that's so oh wait it's okay one it's cute that he just took the test for you two it's cute
that he read into like what you guys would be like in a relationship together and three then he
took a screenshot and sent it to you and it was about doing long distance because he's in philadelphia
he and he likes you doesn't he i i think so i hope so oh my gosh are you guys texting
It's really tragic if he didn't.
What?
Are you texting?
Yeah.
Okay, he obviously likes you.
He seems really fun and relaxed.
Like, I loved your guys' date, and he seemed like he had such a good vibe, and I loved his jacket.
And I feel like, is he your style?
Like, did he tick your boxes?
Tick off your boxes?
Why does that sound sexual?
Did he tick off your boxes?
That sounded very inappropriate.
I didn't understand what you had at first.
I don't mean it.
I heard tickle your boxes.
Did he tickle your boxes?
And by tickle, I mean, did he kick off the boxes?
Did he check all the boxes, is what I'm saying.
I think he did.
I mean, we talked about his family a lot, and they're super close, which is a good sign.
Friends.
Apparently, he, like, has a solid group of friends, but, like, he's been friends with
for a really long time.
Food.
We talked about food.
We ate a lot of food, so that was good.
Yeah.
Faith.
We, like, talked about it, and he said he's a Christian.
So that's good, but we didn't, like, dive super deep into it.
And then, what's awesome?
Fashion.
Oh, fashion.
He's real fashionable.
Yeah, I like his fashion.
The jacket he wore was, like, his dad from, like, high school or something.
Were you the most nervous with Luke?
Yeah, I was.
Because I had, because you thought I would like him, and my expectations were just, like, really high.
And I, and I, let's be honest, you showed me a little sneak peek photo, and I thought he was really cute.
So I was kind of like, I was just, like, really.
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Okay, so confession.
Yes.
Which could lead to more confession.
Yes.
So, because our date was on a Wednesday.
Yeah.
He was flying out on Saturday.
But I was going somewhere for the weekend.
But I saw him Thursday night, too.
You guys hung up for a second date?
Yeah.
Did you kiss on that one?
No.
Oh, come on.
So the first one, I was like, I don't want to kiss on the first date.
The second night was when I was like, oh, I would.
And that's when I thought his sister and them were watching.
Oh, my gosh.
You little.
I know.
Okay, but I've seen multiple guys more than once, so.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Wait, tell me about this.
So have you seen Sparky Mark again?
I've seen Sparky Mark, Jacob, and Luke outside of our film.
Oh, my God, poor Blake, the only one.
No, and Jared, which I felt so bad because Jared texted me, like, two days ago because they knew I'm calling them to, like, choose my final two.
Oh, boy.
And he was, like, he was, like, wait.
He said something about, like, I wanted to wait until closer to, like, decision and, like, was just saying all this stuff about how he really liked me.
And he was like, he's like, I hope I get the opportunity.
Like, it's been so long since our day.
Like, I wish I could have seen you get.
Like, I don't think he saw you the last.
I was just seeing me and I was like oh shoot and I've been like seeing all these other guys and I felt
really bad Blair oh my gosh and they probably all listen to the podcast oh this is so crazy
like isn't this so difficult so who so who are you picking for your final two like who are you
oh yeah I guess not right wait oh my gosh I love that you know this more than me I'm like trying
to get it out of you and I should be like knowing this stuff but okay so you saw them again
We'll find out.
I just want to know, like, who you're really feeling things with.
Well, I'll tell you, I'll tell you kind of briefly, and then we can call Luke.
Okay.
So for my second, because I was like, I don't want to just literally see these guys, like,
whoever I pick.
Like, I don't want to see them twice on camera and then have to choose.
Like, I'd rather see them a few times outside of, like, off the cameras, too.
Yeah.
That was why I've seen multiple.
So, Luke, when I was, when we were, like, leaving the first night, he, he,
saw my skates in the back and so then the next day we were talking about what we were going to do that
night and he was like would you be down to like go roller skating like find a roller rink and i was like
um heck yes that's like my dream date i know so we all went roller skating and then we like got
pizza yeah and then we and you're good too and then we went to play games it was like such a
fun little date night but it was like with his sister and their friends so still not one-on-one
Okay, I feel so good about this
I told you, I thought Luke was your guy
I told you out of all the guys
I was like I'm the most excited for the last one
I'm not going to tell you about him like blah blah
but I said just like brace yourself for that
I know he's cute
I mean like I said I still
am torn I don't know who I'm going to pick
but I definitely really like Luke
well I think Luke's obviously
going to be in the final two but now I'm just
curious who the other one will be
I mean if I were to guess
Sparky Mark what
Okay, so speaking of Sparky Mark, he, so he took me to the airport when I was going to Israel.
Oh, boy.
To meet Hamilton Winters.
And he was like, we'll go get Chick-fil-A because, you know, he knows the way to my heart.
Of course, of course.
And he was like, I just want to see you before you leave.
And so I was like, okay, so I saw him in.
And then he insisted on picking me back up from the airport.
And he showed us to the airport with flowers.
Oh, my gosh.
you've got these guys wrapped around your freaking fingers.
What is happening?
It was so cute.
Do you feel like so good?
Are you like, oh my gosh, all these guys are in love with me?
I haven't thought that.
They're in like with you.
I don't think I met a single good guy in Nashville until this.
And now I found five guys.
I'm like, where are you all hiding?
You're welcome.
Luke's in Philly and now Mark's in San Antonio.
Has Mark moved?
Yeah, he moved this week.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
And then I felt Jacob again, and we went and got dinner.
Flary, I'm like, I am like living vicariously through you now.
Like, I'm like, what?
Get it.
Girlfriend.
Yes.
Go on all these dates.
It's so weird, though, because I feel like I'm like, being sneaky and sneaking around, but also I'm like, no, I'm literally being so open about this.
Like, they all know.
This is one of, like, talking to multiple guys.
They know that this is.
what they signed up for you know but hey you know what at the end of the day you're just a normal
human being so you're like this i'm not used to dating all these guys at once it doesn't feel right
but here i am doing it you're talking to the right girl i feel your pain it doesn't feel right
literally about to say that's how i like said i was like i can't imagine being on the actual show
and having like five times this many guys yeah and like i feel like it's just like intensified like
You spend more time with them.
You're with them for like, you're with the final two for like two months probably, whereas I'm only like two weeks.
And I'm like, it's hectic.
It's heavy stuff.
And, yeah, it's not easy.
I know.
I have a question for you.
Okay.
Because I want to know and a lot of people want to know.
Okay.
Before my first date, you said you had a bad feeling about one of the guys.
Oh, yeah.
Do you remember that?
Who was it?
Wait, who was the guy had a bad feeling about?
I kind of have a feeling or when you said that after I found something out I kind of was like I wonder this is who she had a bad feeling about but it was but like because of the reasoning I was like but there's no reason to worry do you remember who it was I actually don't remember who it was I want to actually say it was Mark oh really wait who's the music producer okay I was gonna say was it Jacob yes okay yeah that's who it was it because his video was literally just like him performing
Yeah. I was like, ooh, I don't know if this guy's in it for the right reasons.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes. Okay, that's what I assumed because, so I've been found out my friend Hillary who, like, knows Jacob.
Yeah.
Her and their friend Beau applied him, and they told me this after, and Hillary was like, yeah, we applied him.
Like, he knows we applied him, no, but, like, we, like, did it on our own.
And she was like, I didn't have a video, so I just sent a video I took of him at one of his shows.
And I was like, great, that's probably
Because she was probably like,
oh, he's just like trying to promote his career.
Totally.
I thought he was like the Luke Pell of our generation.
Oh.
Do what?
I thought he's the Luke Pell of our generation
who's just trying to push out his music.
Oh, my gosh.
Don't get me started on him.
I saw him at Taco Mom's Pizza last week.
You did?
Did you talk to him?
He like whipped his truck, like right in front of us.
Like, literally.
right next to the pain meter and I was like really like I looked at my friend I was like
really dude really and then he stepped out and I was like that doesn't surprise me yeah he would
yeah I literally I was like makes sense uh LP because I'm like no I'm like bringing you any attention
yeah you can't you know what you've got enough dudes on your plate you don't need to add Luke
pill into the mix oh yeah I'm not interested anyways but um okay so I did I wanted to clear that up because
I feel like people keep asking me
That's funny because I actually forgot I did that
And I can't I'm gonna go back and look
And I'm gonna remember
I'm pretty sure it was Jacob and that's why
But I'm just gonna double check and make sure
Okay so what I wanted to ask you was
If Luke is in your final two
Like I get to be there for that date right
So I don't know if you're
Are you gonna be there on the date
Or I think you're
We're doing like a final scrunchy ceremony right
Yeah I think you're there for that
Oh I thought I was coming
Do you love how I don't know
The stuff I'm like wait I thought I was coming on your date
I feel like I'm going to have some serious input.
I'm going to crash your date.
That's what I'm going to do.
It's going to be an early date.
We're making breakfast.
Oh, what?
Yeah.
Okay.
We're, I think we're making breakfast and taking it to the Ronald McDonald's house.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
I did know that.
And I love that because I was like, we need to do some giving back here.
And, oh, my gosh.
Those are the final two days are going to be giving back.
I love that.
Yes.
Such a great idea.
Yeah.
But then I think so.
then I think we're doing the final scrunchy ceremony, and you'll be of that.
Yes, I'm going to be there.
Duh.
And then we're doing like a little after the final scrunchy with me and the winner.
Are we bringing back the second place guy too?
Yeah, we probably should because he might have a chance to be the next guy to find love, you know?
Okay, you're right.
I am like the Christina Harrison.
Call me Christina Harrison.
Christina? Okay, Christina Harrison.
Oh, my gosh. This is so, are you so nervous for a two-on-one?
They're one-on-one.
Oh, so they're not going to do the two-on-one?
No, they decided since the guys don't even know each other, they would like, that would be kind of weird.
Well, yeah, that's the point. That's the point. It's not supposed to be comfortable.
I know. We're doing two one-on-one.
Okay, okay. And then I'll pick.
Yeah.
Okay, let's get Luke on the phone.
That's what I was going to say.
So one thing about him, it's kind of cute, though.
But if you didn't know, like, he kind of has a surfer, like, vibe.
Like, he says, he kept saying, like, he kept being like, yeah, like, we're riding the same wavelength.
But I was like, are you a surfer?
Like, what do you mean?
Does he say, bra?
Hey, bra?
Like, he does, he says, like, it sounds like he has his own language.
Really?
Like, he's like, oh, she's seen.
And I'm like, what?
I like that quirky is so good.
So I wonder, I'm wondering if this surfer doodle come out.
We'll find out.
Oh, let's find out.
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Hello? Hello? Oh, yeah. We're all here. It worked.
Oh, what's going on?
Hi, Luke. Nice to meet you.
Hey, nice to meet your voice.
Nice to meet your voice over the phone.
Hey, I have so many questions for you.
First of all, are you from Philadelphia?
Originally, no.
I'm from Williamsport, Pennsylvania.
You ever heard of Little Lake Road series?
No.
Not many people.
Well, I'm sure you haven't heard of where I'm from.
Where are you from?
Ladook, Alberta.
Yeah, that's a tough one, too.
We're in the same belly there, I guess, right?
Oh, we're on the same wavelength, you could say.
Oh, we are on the same.
There we go.
Okay.
Can you do that?
I can't do that.
I'm not challenging me.
I can't either.
Oh, oh, oh, cr, oh, cr, I'm really good at it.
You are.
Okay, so, I mean, we've just been talking about you, and I feel like I knew from the get-go.
For me, anyways, I was like, Blair, my favorites, this one guy, but he's going to be the last one.
I don't know what it is.
I just really liked his video.
I got this really good vibe from him.
I'm the most excited for you to meet him.
And that was you, my friend.
Ooh.
Yeah.
And it sounds like you lived up to the expectations.
You guys had so much fun dancing.
Oh, absolutely.
Fantastic.
Yeah.
We could have stepped it up a level, though.
I think so, too.
Very basics, and we were ready to, like, go dirty dancing on that place.
I think, yeah, I was ready for a lift.
Oh, you didn't do the big move?
No.
She wouldn't let us.
Why?
Why?
I don't know.
The instructor?
Yeah, I don't know.
I must have thought we were better than we were.
Oh.
Well, you know what?
I have an idea.
Down the road, Luke, if you're in the final two,
and by if I mean when, if it's up to me,
we're going to make you guys do the big move
because that's going to be the ending.
Like, okay, wait, I'm getting too far ahead of myself.
I'm getting too excited.
But yeah, that's, I know, sorry.
But that's what's going to happen.
So now you're back in, wait, now I'm blanking up, Philadelphia.
Yeah, that's correct.
I'm just showing in my room.
Oh, and you're, okay, I love that you're a nurse.
Do you love your job?
I do.
Nursing's fun.
Yeah?
I like people, you know?
I know, I get to meet different people every day and help them out.
I actually love that.
I have stitches in my finger right now, but I don't do well with, like, blood and needles,
so I don't feel like I'd be a great nurse.
So what happened to your finger?
Well, I had a little boxing incident and then had a burst cyst.
And, yeah, they tried to remove it, but it's attached to a attendant.
And so then they had to sew me back up, and now I need surgery on my finger.
Oh, goodness, that's not good.
Yikes.
Can you help me out, though?
Maybe you could be my nurse.
I can do that.
I'll have nurse you back to health.
Oh, I like that.
I've gotten you a producer.
I've got you a nurse.
Oh my gosh
This is helping us both
Yeah this is just a little match made in heaven
Okay and I always make Blair uncomfortable
But you guys didn't kiss
Why didn't you kiss?
Because that's all me
Because I'm awkward
And I suck
That's sorry
See I love honesty
I love that you just said that
That's very funny
But let me tell you
I think quirky and awkward is attractive
And I think it's charming
So next time you guys hang out
Can you please kiss her?
I can totally do
I can lay one on her
Yeah lay one on her
Oh guys
Oh like when you were doing the dip
Like it's steamy
This is a steamy conversation
When you did the dip
In the dance routine
I was like kiss her
Kiss her
I know right
It was a perfect opportunity
What did I do what's wrong with me
Yeah well you know what
I'm here to call you out
And then next time you know
And then it won't be weird
Because you'd be like
Well Caitlin told me I had to
And then you'll just do it
Yeah
Yeah
I thought I was
peer pressure.
Yeah, you got to get pressured into the makeout, and then you'll be, like, thanking me later, okay?
That's true.
So when are you going to be able to get to Nashville again?
Whenever.
What's your schedule like?
Yeah, oh, yeah.
I keep having so much faith in this.
I'm like, yeah, when you make the top two.
So do you have a pretty flexible schedule?
Like, do you do, like, four?
Are you a night shift kind of guy?
Like, what's your schedule like?
uh so i worked three days a week and then like every third weekend um and then so i rotate i do days
and i don't love i just like to locate okay okay and then what's sleeping you know what is um what's your
ideal date with somebody my ideal date yeah like what would you love to do on a date night
oh man bowling bowling are you a good bowler
I'm inconsistent
Yeah
I'm very inconsistent
That's how I would describe my game
Yeah
Sam I just kind of like sometimes I'm hot
Like going in hot getting turkeys
And the next thing I'm not getting turkeys
And sometimes no turkey
Yeah sometimes just hitting those gutters
And what was my other question
Why have I lost my train of thought
I've gotten like no sleep in the last three nights
I'm blaming my finger on everything
It's the finger
It's my stitches in my finger
Oh, that's what I was good.
The 90s, do you cover 90s songs?
I do, yes, we do.
Ah, Blair, marry him.
I love that.
What's your go-to, 90s?
Yeah, what's your go-to?
My go-to?
Is it one week?
No, but that's a good one.
It's been one week.
Oh, that's a good one.
Yeah, that is a good one.
And then 3 a.m. is my guest, too.
It's always been.
3 a.m.
Like, I must be lonely.
Yeah, there you go.
And she said, baby, yeah, yeah, yeah, that one.
Oh, brave girl.
You got to happen, yeah.
Yeah, you.
That's all the 90s.
Or it's 3 a.m. I must be lonely.
Lonely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Taylor, are you getting a good one of those voices?
Taylor, are you stealing my man?
You know what?
I think we've got a little something, something going on here.
I don't know.
I'm really feeling this conversation.
Okay, I'm wrapping it up.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm into the, I'm into Luke.
I always have been, when I saw his video, I was like, this is the guy.
And if, you know what, Luke, if she doesn't pick you, you're going to be the
Lukeette.
No, the Luke, the Luke, the Luke, and we're going to make you the Bachelor.
The Luke of Luke of Lookeler.
Yeah, that's what's happening.
You're also to sound excited about that, Luke.
That's true.
I'm not excited about it.
It's supposed to be like, no, I want to, I want this.
No, that's true.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I'm getting too ahead of everything.
I'm going to wrap this up because I am blowing it for everybody.
So, Luke, I just wanted to say that I really enjoyed watching your guys' date.
Next time, kiss her, and hopefully I'll meet you soon, okay?
Awesome.
Sounds fantastic.
Okay, you have a good day.
It's about nighttime.
You have a good night time.
Okay, bye.
Seriously, like, you do have the best guy.
A big Luke guy over here, though.
Big Luke guy, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's up there, for sure.
He's definitely up there.
Okay, well, you know what?
I just can't wait to see what happens.
I can't wait to see who you pick.
I can't wait to see you guys do the big move and...
Wait, who do you think I'm going to pick?
I think you're going to pick Luke.
And who? I have to pick two.
Oh, um, Sparky Mark.
Luke and Sparky Mark.
Only because...
that's just going off what you've said and the nicknames like sparky mark and
Luke for top two that's my guess up let's let's let's ask um the listeners and we'll get
them to do a little vote on the do edit page oh yeah okay we'll do that we'll do that
okay oh i'm curious to see who they think i'm curious too i feel like every guy like everyone's
like oh my gosh i love him i'm like okay do any of y'all want to like hate some of them yeah that
would help that no strongly dislike yeah no well you know what when i get back to nashville we
we'll do like we'll go over like glass of wine or something and do an instagram live and see what
people are thinking oh okay yeah you're in i'm in vancouver right now and actually when this comes
out on thursday um i will be sleeping out for the covenant house
I'm sleeping outside to raise money and awareness for the homeless youth and I'll be sleeping outside
with nothing but a cardboard box piece of, no, a piece of cardboard, not even a box and a sleeping
bag and I have to sleep outside the whole night and if anybody wants to donate to my page,
my goal is $15,000 to raise.
I'm already at like almost $15,000 so that's super exciting but I would love to like knock
it out of the park and go 20 and so if anyone wants to donate the link is in my bio on my
instagram page and uh i'll probably be doing a couple instagram stories from there but yeah it's a
really this is my third year doing the event and raising money and i just i just love uh love the cause
oh no that's awesome yeah people go donate i'll go donate you i mean i always say too even if
everybody listening donates one dollar then you know what we're going to raise a shit ton of money
You're going to raise $10.
Yeah, at least $10, okay?
So go do your part.
And even if it's a dollar, hook it up.
Yes.
Well, that's awesome.
I want to hear about that.
So, yeah, wine might be your back.
Okay.
I want to hear about that, and then we'll discuss all the things.
Yeah, we'll figure you out.
Don't worry.
You're going to be just fine, and you're going to hurt a couple feelings, but in the end, it's about your happiness.
Yeah, you know, I have to call every single guy, right?
Yep, yep, every single one of them.
We're calling tonight, no, didn't help.
Oh, my gosh, Blur.
Okay, please text me after.
Okay.
Okay, let me know how it goes.
Thanks for being on the pod, and just keep up the good work.
You know, you're just killing it.
Thanks, girl.
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