Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Blairette Part 6 The Decision with Blaire LaSure

Episode Date: November 22, 2018

This week Kaitlyn and Blaire get goofy as they talk about the awkward phone calls Blaire made to the unlucky suitors, Blaire weighs the pros and cons of her two finalists Luke and Jacob, and Kaitlyn reads some tips for long distance off Buzzfeed. Blink - Visit www.BlinkForHome.com/OFFTHEVINE for Peace of mind starting at $99 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, okay, this is our last, second last podcast. Yeah, we still have to recap the finale. Right. We still have to recap the finale. And, but I'm really sad that it's coming to an end because this is great content. I know. I'm sad it's coming to an end. I'm like, wait, I want to keep going on these fun, luxurious dates.

Like the, the, why I always call you the Blaret? The Blaret is really landing with people. Like, people are so invested and want you to find happiness. They do. They're so sweet. All your listeners. Yeah. Like, I feel like they really want what's best for both of us.

They do. Thanks, guys. We love you. We love you guys so much. And we decided to switch things up. Usually, we're in my podcast office because it's the shit. But today, we're coming at you live. Right from the old living room.

We've got the fire going. We've got candles. We've got wine. Red wine, candles, and fire going. Like, this is so romantic. I know. But it's like, are we falling in love? We might be.

I don't rule that out, but I'm pretty desperate right now. Plot twist on the Blaret. Plot twist. Blair falls in love with Caitlin. And Caitlin is confused and lost so open to it. Oh, gosh. Hey, you know what? Have you thought about, like, didn't you have pink hair one time?

Yes. Did, okay, look, recently, nobody can see this, but I'm just going to. Well, actually, a lot of people did see it. I posted on my Instagram story. Did you have pink hair? No, but I did this little picture thing and it was like what you would look like with it. And I'm, like, really wanting to do it. Well, you can do like a, like a L'Oreal semi-permanent color that it can wash out.

Wouldn't that kind of look cute? Wait, dang. I kind of want to do it. My mom would hate me, though. But what if it was a washout. Yeah, if it was washout, maybe. Whoa, dang. Do you know what you can do?

This is what I did to color my hair pink. First of all, all three of those look gorgeous. Thanks. Oh, my gosh, you'd look really good with brown hair, too. What the heck? I used to have brown hair. Oh, you're one of those that can pull off anything. You can too.

Yeah, you had brown. around and now belong. And pink. Yeah. No, that looks so good. Let's just both go back pink. Okay, let's do it because I have some of the stuff under my sink.

We won't do it tonight, but, because we don't have enough. It's, but all you have to do is order it off walmart.com. Okay. And it's cake spray, like the spray that you decorate cake with. And you sprayed it in your hair? Yes. Oh, I thought you like got it professionally done. No.

If you looked at my neckline, you would know that it was not professionally done. Okay. But it's like, I just take... Did you do it yourself or did someone have to do it? I did it. I bought rubber gloves. Okay. And I just like opened the windows in my bathroom because the spray is like quite potent and stings the nostrils.

And so you just like like separate your hair into sections and spray it and put like a towel around your neck. Uh-huh. And it takes like a day to dry, which is really weird. So I'll come on like a Saturday morning. Yes. And then you put wrap your head in like a towel. And then you have to like wear that all day for it to dry and then you have to sleep on like a towel and then by the next day it's like kind of crunchy. And then you brush it out and it's like this beautiful pink color. Let's do it. And then when you wash it, I actually leave it like that for like four days. Because you don't shower. Well, I'll wash. I'll wash my body. But I'll leave the the hair color. And then when you wash it the next time, it's like a really pretty pastel pink. Oh. Okay. And then it just takes like two other washes to get out. Okay. Yeah. Wait, we should do it. Let's do it. Let's have like a movie day. We'll come over with your hair in the morning and then like watch movies all day. And we'll do like a little tutorial on do. Okay. Oh, that sounds like style it. Ooh. Oh, this is fun. Okay. Okay. I'm into it because everybody's been wanting a top knot like messy bun tutorial. I have too because I can't do it. Oh, it's the easiest thing in the world. I'll show you. Okay. Well, we'll do that. You know, with everything going on in my life, there are times.

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Ow. Don't hurt yourself. Cheers. Cheers. And your, uh, cheers to your journey and your breakups and your awkward phone calls. And thank God you had wine in your cup for those because what the heck how terrible is it to just break heart after heart well and it was like like at the end of the day we went on one date so it's not like I'm like doing this super right like it was

sad because they were also great but then I was like they're probably like uh I barely knew you right so I feel like they all handled it very awkward yeah they did because they're like okay a part of them knew it was coming yeah I think they kind of did and they're all like we're like okay we obviously are being filmed so we have to be respectful actually I don't know if they knew I was filmed like I think they told I think like Taylor and them told them hey Blair's going to be calling you so I think they probably just thought like oh she's going to tell me if I'm in the top two because like two of them after were like oh that was filmed and I was like oh did you not know you signed the contract I'm sorry no tatesies back yeah especially

because Jacob Jacob was like that's it like you're not going to tell me details and then after I like called him back I was like we were filming that I was trying to be like quick and he's like I thought you were just calling me to talk. And I was like, no. So funny. Yeah, but it ended up being really funny, so. It was, and I feel like you handled it very well with each, like, you know, you did the whole, like, what I like to call, like, the compliment sandwich where you're like, you're like you started it with something nice and your date was really great, but I'm going to say goodbye to you. Yeah.

But I hope we can be friends. It's like the compliment sandwich. You're great, but not for me. But let's hang out. Yeah. Yeah, I ended every single one like, let's, let's hang out. And I'm like, why do I keep saying this? I wonder if the guy you pick will be like, uh, no.

He's like, keep hanging. I heard what you said to so-and-so, and I'm not okay with that. That's so funny. Do you think all of them saw it coming? Because they all sounded like, yeah, okay. Yeah, I think for sure. I mean, I think Blake, I mean, Blake even said, like, I saw that coming. That's true.

I mean, they listened to the podcast, I think. Right. Blake's like, yeah, she wasn't into it. Yeah. And then Jared, I think Jared, I think Jared. I don't, he sent me like the sweetest text beforehand. Yeah. Kind of like giving his last little, uh, what do you want to call it? Hurrah.

Yeah. Like telling me all his thoughts. Yeah. Something like that. Um, so it was like he was, he really was like trying and stuff, but I feel like he could still just kind of tell. Yeah. Yeah.

And then Mark, I honestly don't know. He had wanted to grab dinner like a few days before that. And I, at that point, I knew my top two. And so I told him, I was like, I don't want to, like, lead people on until I know for sure my answer. So that may have kind of tipped him off, but I don't know. Well, that's, now I'm sitting here thinking, you were texting with all of them. Like, you had a little text, like, relationship with all of them.

Is there anyone you miss or are you happy to end it? I think, I mean, yeah, I was happy, like, with my top two. Yeah. Or I am happy. So you're, you feel good about it because at the end of the day, you'll probably just feel guilty if you kept texting. Yeah. Well, Anne, I think because I did, I do feel so strongly for Jacob and Luke that, like, I was kind of fine to see it in because I'm, like, excited to grow more in my relationship with them.

Yeah, absolutely. It's like closing the door and opening the others a little more. Exactly. I hear you. Yeah. And do you have any reservations about the guys that you have? Hmm. So here's the thing about Jacob and Luke.

Okay. They're very different. Yeah. And there's, like, pros and cons to each. Okay. let's talk about that okay so give me the pros no should we start with the cons what do you want to tell me um let's do i'll kind of talk about each one okay perfect so we'll start with jacob okay well it's kind of like comparing them so i feel like jacob is like the safer option okay

whereas luke feels like a risk and why why do you think that well for how they feel about you or how you feel about them no i i mean i like them both and i feel i hope they both like me. Of course I do. You're the blarette. Yeah, that's true. I'm just kidding. Um, but it's like, I, like, Jacob lives here. Yeah. We have mutual friends and he's just like so sweet to me, like, all this stuff. Yeah. So it's like, I just, it's like there's not really anything wrong there. And then Luke, like, he obviously lives in Philly. Yeah. And we don't have mutual friends. Like, it just seems like the bigger risk. Like, we'd have to work harder. It'd be more money.

like so then yeah you know I see what you're saying but I also and I also feel like a relationship with each of them would look so different because isn't that funny how that works like yeah that you pick two guys that you really like and how different they can be yeah it's like if I date at the end of this if I'm dating Jacob it's like we have mutual friends so we'll probably like go to like things together with like our friends and like kind of hang out in that sense but then also one-on-one church no no no oh he just came to yours the one time I went to his one time okay which that's why it was so random meeting him and like fate maybe yeah um maybe and then so it's like that kind of relationship whereas if i date luke it's going to be mostly like us like if i visit him he visits me like

obviously he'll like he could see my friends i could meet his friends but we're going to want to have one-on-one yeah like one-on-one time so it just yeah they would just be very different relationships and also i feel like right now like jacob feels i feel like jacob feels like he's just like my best friend yeah and so i need i don't know if there's like passion there so i need to like kind of figure that yeah yeah whereas luke is the opposite whereas like there's definitely passion there but you wonder if it's like but i wonder if it's just that or like the charm and yeah or if i could actually see him like being my best friend at the end of the day right so it's like there's there's just like they're so different it's not like oh they're like super similar in the same when you know i mean although

they're both musicians oh yeah that's crazy that's so funny they well maybe you like to be swooned like maybe like to be serenated yeah um you don't have to answer this but when you close your eyes and think about it who do you really see a life with do you know the answer to that i really don't like that's the thing i feel like a lot of times people are like you know you're just saying that and i'm like no like i legit if i had to choose tomorrow i like i started tearing up at work the other day because i started thinking about it and i was like i'm over i was like right before our girls weekend and i like told them i was like i need a jam session in the car like to taylor swift Because I was just, like, so overwhelmed.

I was like, what if I don't know? Like, what if I go on the second dates with them and still don't know? Which is such an interesting thing to think about. I mean, I think for people that go on the actual Bachelor, Bachelorette, you have more time than you've had with these guys. So I think it was kind of like easy to break up with some of them because they're like, I mean, I only went on one date with you. Where on the show you, like, the dates get more romantic and the feelings and the chemistry are there even more. But what's interesting, we were talking about this before the podcast is, how you some people actually don't know by the end yeah like what you're saying whereas in my situation

i knew i knew at the end but i know other people have gone on the show like i think like ben for example like i think he was really torn between the two or like and you literally just have to go with your gut and like you know clearly was confused and like you know certain people do get like holy like i think even becca you know like i don't know wait who is her second Blake oh you know like oh you mean the guy that didn't sign up for the boy like he said he was totally bailed on you ghosted you what a dick actually it was funny i messaged him and i was like so uh went on a date with uh blake and it wasn't you yeah yeah he was like but did you find love and i was like no we'll see yeah don't you try and get uh snoopy there do you want to still come on the show

yeah just just kidding yeah just kidding but not kidding not kidding the uh offer still stands even after I picked the final guy off our still stands in a year from now if you if I'm engaged and you still want to go on a date we'll do it Blake it's your world I'm just living in it just a squirrel trying to get a nut so I'm here when you're ready cheese I need wine did I make you choke yeah I got kind of laugh you're just that funny you know what I recycle a lot of my material oh do you yeah but thank you but I still think I'm funny it's all about delivery you you know yeah that's true it's all about the delivery but what was i going to say oh so yeah i think it's so interesting when you do get confused and you actually do have feelings for two people because a lot of people think you can't do that but it's very doable oh literally going through that like doing all this i'm like i completely understand how they do that on the actual show yeah but the thing is the more time you get with them the more clarity that you're going to have so i think

like the fact that this is only going to be date number two for you with these guys i've seen them both a few times outside of the dates and you still are that confused interesting well yeah because it's been like like me and jacob went to dinner and we were there for like three hours talking so it's like i got to know him really well and then like me and luke facetined one night for like three hours so i got to know him really well yeah and then the other times i've seen both of them it's been like group things right so so it's really it's been like two dates with each have you really been in the moment enjoying this the fact that you are just dating more than than one guy have you been like accepting of it but like it's i don't date i before this i did not go on

but isn't it so nice that you're open and honest with them about it like that they know you're not actually hiding it oh yeah so it's nice that you don't have to feel like guilty yeah and not like oh i'm cheating on someone yeah you're just like yeah i'm dating multiple people deal with it you signed up for this yeah this is the black right half yeah you signed up for this let me go kiss him and then kiss him and then kiss him no you've been very good about that i haven't kissed any of them that's amazing i don't understand i'm yeah well part of it is because it's being filmed by like my two best friends yeah i'm like i don't want to kiss in front of you guys like for our first kiss yeah no i get it and then my parents and then my grandma i get it you know i don't get it but i get it it makes

sense but i feel like at this point like i kind of want to just wait until i know for sure which one's my guy yeah so i can be like i only kissed you see it'll be like sweet i really could have used you a few years ago. Yeah, I know. Yeah, but you know what? I'm here now. You're just such a like a little, you're America's sweetheart, Blaret, you know? Thank you. Yeah, you really are. Okay, guys, so Blink is an ultra-a-affordable, 100% wire-free home security camera that runs on only two double A batteries for up to two years. Blink cameras don't have any wires. They can be placed virtually anywhere around your home, inside or out, which I love, because if I have Tucker here, when I have Tucker here, I can do a little spy session on him. It can be for preventing

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it i was going to say they signed up for that but i've said that enough this podcast did they sign up for this i don't remember did you do know that they signed up for this i want to see all the applications by the way once this is done we that would be a funny little podcast oh we could do the application they'd be like leave us alone they'd be like we're already out live our lives you've humiliated me enough let us live our lives um but yeah my family they i mean they're super invested like yeah do they share their opinions with you obviously yeah um they do but then also they like just want me to be happy so they haven't really said like who they like better out of Jacob and Luke. Oh they haven't no they said like they

like them both really yeah and it's funny because like not gonna lie there was some there was some Jacob haters and it really made me sad yeah wait was I wanted them I was not a hater it was probably because of you though probably was I probably influenced people by questioning him yeah everyone was like I think Kate or I think Jacob was the guy Caitlin was worried about and all this stuff and like I thought he was just there for his music. See, and I don't even remember worrying about somebody. I think I just wanted to, like, create drama for like, already.

You're like, you haven't gone on a date, but girl, watch out. Yeah, see, I was just trying to get some, like, controversy going. Yeah. But, like, there were some people that were just, like, didn't think his intentions were right. And it made me so sad because I was like, he did I really like him. Yeah. But then also, like, all my friends and family after that date, they were like,

ooh, we really like Jacob for you. So it's kind of cool. Like, the people that actually know me really liked him for me. Okay. So, and then, I mean, they think Luke is great, too. What does your family think about long distance? I mean, they want me to do whatever I do. Yeah.

Yeah, just whatever means. Yeah, they haven't really said, I mean, my mom definitely has, like, asked me that. She's, like, just trying to make you, like, think about those things. Like, would you be, like, okay doing distance? And I was like, yeah, like, I really don't hate that idea. Right. So. Because they know, I mean, you seem like a pretty independent person.

Mm-hmm. And so I feel like you're one of the, like, strong women that could have. handle long distance not that and i i like love like the idea of being able to see like if when you plan a trip to see them it's like so exciting you plan like the cutest dates because you're like i haven't seen you in like a month yeah so it's like so fun yeah i actually am like such a big fan of that one of my actually cleo who everybody knows yeah she's in a long distance relationship and they have been dating for like a month and a month a year and a half and they get so excited to see each other they always just have like the best quality time together they get to miss each other

they always plan the most fun adventures when they are in the same city they still see friends and like they're just like i don't know it's i'm like super into it yeah i'm definitely not opposed to distance i'm at the day i'm gonna pick like who i see a future with not absolutely not what's easiest right so and good for you because a lot of people do pick what's easiest or like you know we'll be right Back with more off the vine, Grape Therapy. Alexa isn't the only one with breaking news. Make sure to hang around at the end of this podcast for the latest breaking headlines on the AP News Minute.

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you get your favorite podcasts. Now back to Off the Vine, Great Therapy. I've got some tips I've pulled up from BuzzFeed. Oh, for surviving a long distance relationship. Are you ready? Yeah. Okay, so keep your walls down. Be open about your emotions, the good and the bad, little obstacles.

can become mountains when you're apart. I think this is huge because communication in a relationship is everything. When you're apart, I think it's even more important because also at the beginning of relationships, people tend to try and play games or like try and be too cool or like not vulnerable. And I think, oh, me and Luke got real vulnerable on FaceTime. See, so that's important. Yeah. Because I think you need to set that standard like and set those boundaries right off the get-go

to say like I'm an open honest person and as long as we can keep that up like that that's what's going to like be the glue to your relationship that's what's going to hold you guys together is if you are the walls are down walls in a relationship are like we're like grownups we're grownups walls are for kids walls are for teenagers better knock them walls down better knock them walls down is what I always say to the knock down wall to the knock down wall finish the rest of relationships thrive i don't know i see a new rap song in our future yeah one's for sure hitting number one definitely oh gosh you are the songbird of our generation okay what else is number two i like this um i sent somebody had sent this in i sent my husband a sapphire ring of mine

that he could carry around everywhere and he sent me t-shirts that smelled like him so i could wear it at night and so there's something about having something physical that they've touched in their hands I love that yeah that's really cute okay have you ever seen so there are these like pillows that you can buy yeah they're called like long distance pillows and you like when you like put your head on it or like when yeah so if if you and me are doing distance yeah and I put my head on my pillar stop flirting with me girl the wine's kicking in here we go I'm gonna get a Blair if I put my head on my pillow your pillow lights up but then there was like a funny yeah but then there's a funny meme it was like it was like he gonna put a brick on his pillow and hit the clubs

that's funny I know I was like that's really true you can never forget the one time I was in a relationship I think I was 21 and the guy said to me proved to me that you're at home in bed and I was at the club what do you do and I folded up a couple jackets and I laid on a couch there and I just took a selfie and I was at the club swear to God is that a confession that is a total confession oh my gosh that's amazing I'm like Caitlin you shady bitch like I would never do that now like God but at the time like that's what I did 21 year old Caitlin didn't well rowdy at the clubs with her jackets on what a loser were you like walking on collecting jackets like hey can I borrow this for a sec I don't remember that was like

12 years ago. But I was an asshole. I was such an asshole when I was 21. It's okay. You've come a long way. I have come a long way. I'm the biggest sweetheart now. Yeah, you're America's, you're Canada's sweetheart. Oh, sure. I don't know about that. Oh, for sure. Oh, for sure. Okay. Wait. What was I going to say about the whole? Oh, the pillow. Oh, yeah. But I do, I do think that's so sweet to have something of each other's that you can hold. That's romantic. It is romantic. Okay. Three. If, if, if, Luke's my guy. What should I give him? A scrunchy with your perfume on it. Well, if he's my guy, he'll get my final scrunchy.

Also, I don't wear perfume. What's wrong with me? You don't, hey? I don't, hey. Interesting. Yeah, I don't know why. Really? I feel like you need like a...

I literally don't think I own perfume. Maybe just have a natural, beautiful scent. Yeah, I just... Oh, it's because I shower. Wait, oh, ew. That's why I need perfume because I don't. It's called the Caitlin shower. I just dump perfume.

You're like, Fabriz. Fabriz. Hey, that should be your next project. The Blaret perfume will launch something. Oh, okay. Okay. Perfect. Three, don't be a friend afraid to send nudies.

Okay, I said photos. I mean, I said nudies, but it says photos. You may be uncomfortable with selfies, but they do want to see your face. I'll send my face. Yeah, okay. Not a big nudie guy? Not a big, no. Oh, man.

Come on. Nah. Is that because your mom's listening? Yeah. I'm just kidding. You're so innocent. Caitlin, I haven't kissed anyone. You think I'm sending them nudies? That's a very great point. Thank you. Oh, see, I'm like, well, I have to be there with somebody to send them a nudie.

Wait, what do you mean? Like, I have to be like in like... Oh, I thought you meant like sitting next to them. I was like, doesn't that defeat the purpose? No, I mean like, hey, I'm getting it naked real quick and send you a photo of it. I need to be in a comfortable place with them. Safe. I need to be in a safe place with them. Don't send me any nudies. Well, I know we're in a safe. place. Don't be mad if you get one, okay? Because I don't send a bad nudie. Oh, number four. This is cute. We played games every day. Like, so you can get like an app that

you share, like draw something or like an app where you can like play a game together, a scrabble, words with friends. That's a really good one. Um, five, to keep our sanity, we had to designate date nights. Okay. I feel like that makes a no brainer. Um, six, there will be times and long distance sucks. Obviously it's okay to let yourself feel emotions and cry, punch a pillow, write it down whatever you need to do but don't keep feelings in don't keep feelings in from your significant other because they're the one person who will completely understand what you're feeling i agree with this completely sometimes you just have to be like cry i hate this so much i miss you because then they feel safe to do the same back and it's cute being vulnerable is the

healthiest thing i want someone to cry and be like i miss you absolute absa freaking lootly absa freaking tootly tuitly i love that absa freaking tootly um have conversations constantly about the little things can i feel like they're repeating themselves do you have tips for oh it says not distance netflix shows watch netflix shows binge watch something together oh that's cute um do this do this is my advice you get on the phone and you pick a show and you press play at the same time you go one two three play it and you watch it at the same time then you can talk about it that's cute what else is i'll be like hey um do you want to watch gossip girl i was like no hey you know what if he loves you he will i'm gonna skip a couple of these

because they're just repeating themselves. Yeah, don't, this is number 10, don't play power games to see who is into it more. Oh. Don't play games. No games ever in life over it. Except on your podcast. Okay, those kinds of games. Oh, my gosh.

What? Caitlin, I have a game you need to play. What? It's called ding it. Have you ever heard of it? No, but I'm into it. I think we should play it on your podcast. Okay.

It's so fun. I don't have it with me. Ding it. Wait. No, yeah, it's at my apartment. It's, so basically you like have a card and there's like, 10 questions on it you all sit in a circle and you ask the person next to you how do we sit in a circle as two people well we can just go back and I was like that's uh we'll just ask each other's impossible

well yeah it'd be kind of hard to play with two people but you go through all the questions and you like ask them really quickly and you're not allowed to say yes or no and they're like all yes or no questions okay so it's like do you love me are you sure uh blah blah blah blah blah like i'll be and it's really it's really hard to not say yes or no oh you because if somebody does say yes or no everyone dings the bell in the middle oh i'll like acted that out yeah those and then and then and then whoever got it gets to continue that card and then whoever finishes the card gets to keep it oh i like that it's really fun so you can't say yes or no yeah or you can't repeat an answer okay we'll definitely do that okay because it's not like even when you're done um with this blaret thing we're not done

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Make sure you always say good night and good morning. Love that. Yeah. Because then it shows that you're thinking about them when you go to sleep and when you wake up. Yeah. Here's the thing, though, if I pick Luke, our schedules would be so weird. Oh, right, because he's a nurse. Yeah.

And so sometimes he works night chip. So I'd be like, good night. And he'd be like, good morning. And I'd be like, what? And that adds an element of fun. fun but also it would be hard to talk yeah that's true that's what i'm saying just kidding well that's yeah it's no it's tricky yeah you got to think about the lifestyle i know you got to think about jacob i could just go to breakfast any day that's true it's convenient don't do it's convenient um i know

sometimes i'm like risk deal i'm in like i like the risk that's true and and you know what all these ones that i'm saying for long distance i think apply to oh for sure yeah to just relationships in general. So let's just say this isn't long distance. Let's say this is applying to just the relationships in general because everything I've read, I've been like, but that should be anyways. Yeah. But that should be anyways. Because like even yeah, if you're not long distance, like, give Jacob. Thank you. If you pick Jacob, all these ones are applying to the same thing. Yeah. You know? And I could like go to his shows and like he could serenade me. And I love this too because it's like write letters and send care packages. I think you should do that no matter what.

I love letters. I do too. Oh, it's so romantic. I know. Like, like, handwritten letters there's something about it see and that's the thing like you could either if it's long distance you can mail it yeah if it's not you could like go leave it on their car and it's like a nice little surprise that's really cute I love little gestures like that me too um trusting the person never question them think that's I'm just kidding I don't think you should do that in a relationship I'm like oh that's pretty much a given um yeah a lot of these are just um repeating themselves but I do I do like all these pieces of advice no those are great thanks buzzfeed yeah thanks buzzfeed the buzzfeed's always there for you though I know never give up the funny things

the serious things the oh that's cute the last one is never give up because the next time you get to hold your significant other in your arms and squeeze them just a little too tight the month spent apart will all be worth it I'm not crying I'm not crying I know that The words never give up. Just hit me right where it hurts. Never give up. I didn't. I'll never let go, Jack.

But he's probably going to let go. I'll never let go, but he might. I'm over. Okay, anyways, I think everyone should write those down. No matter if you're long distance or not, I think those were all really important relationship. Yeah, rewind the podcast and get a pin. Get a pen and paper.

Write it down. Review. Rents, repeat. I feel like we were going to. Yeah, I know. Right, review, rinse, repeat. Yes. Sure.

That's what we'll go with. And I'm going to drink some more wine. Yep. Those are our advice. Do you like my pillow of Tucker right here, by the way? Yeah, somebody actually just responded to my Instagram story and said, ask her where she got that pillow. Because I guess it was in my Insta story.

I'm going to go to her Instagram right now because she deserves all the credit. She sends me, look it, that's a Tucker candle. I've got Tucker portraits everywhere. This house is just a shrine of Tucker, which is just a nice little reminder that he doesn't live with me anymore. I've already cried about this. So on the podcast, I won't do it again. I'm here for you. I know you are.

And we're going to have many, many girl nights of talking. Dying our hair. You know what I would really love to do is have like the ultimate. Did your nose pierce? Yeah. Okay. You just noticed that? Well, I thought you did.

But then I looked and I was like, wait, maybe she doesn't. Oh. No, but I've also wanted to get my nose pierce. And I feel like if I got my nose pierce and dyed my hair pink, my mom and grandma would have an actual heart attack yeah wait till you like well you won't do this but I pierce my nipple on my family lost their mind um do it for the nudie you know makes for a great nudie oh she's edgy yeah she's she's Canada sweet heart but uh-uh bad girl Canada's sweet part part sweet part sweet heart sweet heart but America's bad girl

Ayo okay perky dot side dot of life perky side of life I forgot what you're talking about. I thought we were talking about your boobs. I was like, oh, talking about the nipple. Great transition. Great transition. Speaking of perky. Speaking of perky, check out perky side of life on Instagram.

They'll do your dog's portraits or pillowcases. Also, my boobs. Oh, geez. Oh, geez Louise. Anywho, geez Louise. This is getting weird. which is great. This is the weirdest podcast we've done.

I think I'm delirious. You know what's great though is I'm like, okay, yeah, we're getting more comfortable with each other, but this is the shit people want to hear. Delirious Blair and Caitlin. Yeah, like Cleo and those holes. Oh, the holes. Every time.

I won't let her live it down. Never mind. She just text me. What, no, say it. Well, no. But hello, you know what podcast you're on, say anything. I know. Well, it wasn't because of that.

It was just like, should my brother hear this? Oh. Hey, well, brother, mute. Turn it off. Click the 15 seconds forward. just a few times that's like when my dad said he's going to listen to my podcast i'm like please don't please don't okay but when y'all were talking about wait what was the controversy she thought there was um what did she thought there was only one hole so she thought you peed out of the hole that you put a tamp on

him so she's thinking one hole for your hoo-ha yeah and there's two but there's three well there's three including okay that's why i was so confused listening to that podcast i was like but there's three oh yeah i was like am i the only one with a butthole yeah too late what is wrong with me imagine you that's how you found out listening to your podcast i'm like you know what a lot of people did find out i told cleo i was like you should feel like you know there's a support group behind you because there are a lot of people who realize that when they listen like what age were you when you found out today i was today's age when i found out today years old yeah today years old that is so funny um i guess we should go live because we told the people

that's what we would do. Oh, yeah. So let's wrap this up and I just have to say that I couldn't have picked a better et. Thank you. You've really nailed the blare head. Well, I'm going to give a shout out to my friends because they have filmed everything. Katie, Aaron, Julie, y'all are the best. You guys are the best. And they've done such a great job. I know. And all you guys together are doing the editing and the social media and everything you just made this like. Yeah, you're welcome. I've been editing every night. You've been hustling. I mean, you could give it to me to do, but I wouldn't do it. You can pay me in scrunchies.

I will always pay you in scrunchies. Thank you. Hey, I did today. I know. Gave you a box. Take them all. Can I? Yeah.

Actually, you can. Okay. Great. It's the least I could do. Thank you. Well, this is, I mean, you're helping me find love. Yeah, you know what? Or like.

You owe me. Just kidding. I'll give you one of my scrunchies, you all. Thank you. I'll take two. Okay. But I'm so excited for you to find the one. I am too.

I'm so, I'm terrified because I don't know what I'm doing right now, but I'm, but I feel like I'll know after this weekend. You're going to know. You have two very great dates coming up where we're going to give back to charity. Yes. Tell us what we're doing. Um, so love crunch. Yeah.

Um, so we, yeah, we, love crunch. Yeah. It's amazing. Plus it's amazing. I crushed some the other night. Yeah. It's amazing. So good.

Um, not even just literally, yeah, my mom and my cousin, like, because I told them about it. And they're like, that's my favorite granola. And I was like, yeah, it's delicious. And now they're our sponsored. No big deal. So they, like, they're all about, like, giving back. That's how they met was, like, volunteering. So the final two dates are going to be, like, giving back.

We're going to, and, like, using the Love Crunch. So for my date with Jacob, we're going to go buy, like, a bunch of, like, toiletry items, school supplies, like, socks, like, all that kind of stuff. And make little care packages and put the Love Crunch with that. And donate it to the. the Nashville rescue mission. Love that. And then for my date with Luke, we're going to make like a bunch of yogurt, like granola parfaits

using the Love Crunch and take it to the Rona McDonald House so they can have a little to-go breakfast going to the hospital. My heart. I know. I'm really excited. Giving back is the best. And that's very telling. Like if the guys like into it.

Yes. Yeah. I really, I'm really curious to see how it goes. They're monsters if they're not into it. And then you're going to be there for this. I can't wait to be there for the final scrunchy and see who you choose. And then we're doing after the final scrunchy, right? You got it.

You better get your Chris Harrison game face on. Christina Harrison, coming and hot. Yep, we're going to do it. And it's going to be great. People are going to tune in. It's going to be the highest ratings that the Blairettes ever seen. There's going to be 13 viewers. At least 13.

Maybe 100 even. We're really stretching if we go for 100 views. Okay. I know. It was actually, I was surprised. I was like, what if nobody watches? Are you nuts? And then like so many people like DM me every week like, I'm so invested in your love life.

Like this is better than the bachelor. I'm like, that might be a stretch, but thank you. No, no. People are so invested. I'm invested. I'm invested. You're invested. The men are invested.

I know. I hope. It's a beautiful thing. Yeah. And we'll continue. We're one week away. Yeah. And we're one week away and we will continue to follow your journey even after the blaret ends.

yes okay okay no love love love love love what is that i don't know oh is that a jason quote just kidding one it Oprah he quoted that remember love is love is love is jason tardick i was like okay oh and then garrett you what was it you give me eagles instead of you give me butterflies he would just said like you give me eagles and i was like oh my god that's my new favorite line. I literally said, I want a guy to tell me I give him eagles. That's amazing. So Luke and Jacob, if you're listening, please tell me that I give you eagles. It's so romantic. I know. Okay, ready, go. Wait, let me time it. 60 seconds. That's exactly how long this commercial lasts, okay? You know what else you can do in about a minute? I can think of a few things.

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