Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Brandi Cyrus II

Episode Date: July 5, 2018

Kaitlyn is joined by friend Brandi Cyrus for a Bachelorette recap, a call from Jordan Kimball, and Kaitlyn tries to get Brandi to start watching Big Brother. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Everything is gone to shit. Then I get out of that. And the freaking I-40 is just at a standstill. It took me 45 minutes to get here. So what you're saying is this is going to be a great grape therapy. Yeah, because it can only go up from here. That's true. Yeah.

And I'm your therapist for the next hour. So do you want to talk about anything else? All my problems. Yeah. Yeah. Tell them to me. I suppress everything. Yeah.

And we all do. I need to become better in touch with my emotional intelligence. Oh. And, um. Yeah, but you read a lot of books. By the way, Brandy Cyrus is with me today for this grape therapy. We're going to break down The Bachelorette for you, but we're also going to break down Brandy's life and get to the bottom of everything. I know.

The problem is like I read all these books, though, and I'm so like, what's the word, I guess, like mentally aware of all of it. But I can't, like, I have a problem like emotionally engaging in what my head knows. You know what I mean? So you're aware, but you have trouble executing. Yeah, emotionally. Hi, Tucker. Emotionally executing. what you're feeling.

Yeah. Oh, well, I can actually, Tucker, lay down. I can actually probably really help you with that. I feel like I'm very emotionally available and I'm very able to talk about it.

As a three. As a three. That makes sense. Yeah. See? And I can help you with that. Hey, guys, with the summer weather heating things up,

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Read to Tommyjohn.com slash fine for 20% off your first order. That's Tommyjohn.com slash fine for 20% off. Your session is now starting. Here we go. Here we go, slash. Where's the wine? Yeah. Give me the wine.

Rachel. My girlfriend's in town, Rachel. She did my makeup. She did a great job. She did so good. And she did it so quick. Yeah, no, she's so good, so quick. And she lives in New York.

So if anyone, the wine is here. Look at you. Thank you. Yeah. Wow. Okay. Cheers, guys. Thanks, Rachel.

The glasses. Oh, Jordan's calling in right now. I can't wait. Jordan. You got to, like, should we just dive into it with Jordan? I'm going to fan girl, you guys. I love him. Hello?

Hey, what's up? Jordan, did you get my message where I said, what did I say to you? You said you're calling suit. And then I saw I had two missed calls. though I didn't know. Oh, wait. Did I call you two times? I don't know.

Oh, my phone said. Your phone's lying to you. But anyways, we're podcasting, so you're on right now, so this is good timing. Yeah, how's it going? Well, I just got out of the shower. It's going all right. Are you wearing your gold panties? No, no, no gold's done to wear, not today.

Did you bring those to paradise? I sure did, yeah. Oh, good, of course. Okay, so we're obviously going to, we have questions. I've had questions for you. I'm so glad I'm talking to you because, Since day one, I was like, well, I'm only tuning in for Jordan, so let's go. So would you say my main question is, do you think they portrayed you accurately?

Please say yes, please say yes. I'm going to say that you certainly don't come up with those one-liners without being me. Yeah. You don't walk around your underwear without being me. So all those bold things, absolutely, that's me. what you see they are it's me I don't think it's my entire being

like my whole person No it's it is me I hear you That's fairly accurate yeah That's awesome I was hoping you would say that Because one it's gold And two like I was hoping it wasn't just for show

Like I'm like I really think that's just Jordan And I honestly do you believe you have a heart of gold Do you? Well thank you I try to have a heart of gold Does the heart match the panties Really my thoughts Yeah, you know, I try to be a good guy.

You know, I do like to have fun when I date, and I did just that on the Bachelorette. You know, I had a lot of fun, and it was, I mean, it was a great experience. I made great friendships. Of course. Yeah. I hear you on that. And then my other question is, okay, so obviously we're going to see you on Paradise. Your name was released.

Do we expect to find, does Jordan find love on Paradise? Can you tell us, or do we have to keep, are you keeping us on our toes? Jordan is the king of paradise that's all I actually heard that from my buddy Wells wow oh yeah I asked Wells who his favorite person was down there and he said Jordan oh my gosh that's yeah I feel like you and Wells would be like two peas in a pod that's so funny okay you're like the dark he's like the darker version of me you know what I mean like yes he says the things like I'm not so comfortable with saying but then as soon as he says that I'm like yes Thank you for saying that.

Oh, is there, okay, is there a lot of, like, Jordan Wells banter that we can be looking forward to? There are so many Jordanisms to look forward to. I literally, I saved the best of me for Paradise. Oh, I can't wait. Watch, you're telling me, Jordan on the Bachelorette was not the best of you. There's more where that came from. It was like a low-key Jordan. Wow.

And David's there. So you guys just, do you get in a good old-fashioned cockfight? Yeah, you can talk. that, you know, it's, well, I didn't come out to king for no reason. You know, it's, history repeats itself. That's all I'm going to say. I'm telling you, I always love the, like, the banter between dudes in the house because it's like you expect it from girls and it's funny, but, like, you get it more

from the guys. And I feel like David was just, like, living for that, but you were just like, I don't know how to explain it. Like, you just. I was so over it. I was so over it. Yeah. It was really funny to watch it.

I was really sad to see you both go because I'm like, no. But now that I know you're both on Paradise, I will be tuning in. Oh, yeah, you have to. What's your favorite memory from being on the show so far? My favorite memory, honestly, I'm going to say the, we, there was a moment. I don't know if they showed on the show. I haven't watched back. Oh, obviously, I just got back.

You're missing out. Yeah, you are. Yeah, well, that's what I've heard. But there was a moment in Vegas where we all kind of sat together and we just talked about, you know, like stories with friends and like upbringings and it was really really cool and that was I don't know if they showed that moment probably not

yeah exactly yeah and so but it was it was really cool it brought a lot of us closer my favorite moment that was aired would probably be the my greatest power as being me because I've never believed in something so much and so the fact that that was shown I'm really happy about that I definitely recycle

your lines your one-liners I use them in my day-to-day life what was my other question being on the show oh who's who are you rooting for this season like I know you probably know who wins so don't tell us that but who do you think is the best guy on that show right now and who are you rooting for with Becca that's a tough one uh all right so the best guy on that show right now is Jason wait who's Jason 90s hair guy 90s heartthrob but the pushback hair oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh Jason yeah I really like him he's a good guy I like Jason he um he's got a lot of

expression and you know passion they didn't really show a lot of a lot of his I feel like fun side but he's a very fun dude and um I like Jason a lot yeah it's tough because you're in there for so long and there's so many bodies and so many like roles for people to play I feel like a lot of the good guys like the good-hearted guys get like cut or they just don't get shown as much because they're quieter yeah called me a villain there's so many people saying I'm a villain And it's like, if I'm a villain, I'm like the ice cream truck's a villain. Because you're not a villain. Yeah.

I'm not an ice cream truck either, but I mean, I'm just saying, you know, so it's. And so do you think you're going to be portrayed as the villain in paradise? Oh, I certainly have my moments. But it's, I'm no villain. I'm no villain. I'm the nicest villain you ever met. I agree. That's why I love that you call yourself a golden retriever because, first of all, I have a golden retriever

licking my toes as we speak. Oh, there is. making noises. He just made an entrance. And then what was my, gosh, I was going to ask, I was going to ask, who were you closest with in the house? Like, who did you become best of friends with? That's a very easy question to answer. Nick Stetis is absolutely my boy for life. Aw. Yeah, he didn't get much air time. Yeah, bless him. He sure didn't. But he's a good guy. He kept a reel. And I love that guy.

Hang out at every weekend. Oh, that's so nice. And, okay, well, now you can't answer this probably because I don't know if you found love or not, but I was just going to ask how you're Tinder matches are doing if you're still like one for one. I love Tinder in my past. Oh. No longer a Tinder member. I did my best work on Bumble. Everyone's forgetting that fact.

Tinker was okay. You know, that notification was okay, but I truly did my best work on Bumble. You truly did your best work on Bumble. Oh, man. I love it. Give me, like, what's your favorite Jordanism of all time? My favorite? Oh, boy.

There's so many, like, the show didn't even. God. I know. Where are all those bloopers? That's what I want to know. I can't wait to see the blooper reel. Yeah, you know, I just feel like a, you know, I have a big pot of tea, you know, and if you don't like tea, then the pot would go cold. I love tea. Yeah, you know, that's really it. I'm just a big pot of tea. And if you don't like, some people like cranberry apple, you know, I feel like that's kind of what I am. Your cranberry apple? Oh, yeah. I'm definitely cranberry apple, yeah. Like sweet, sweet and sour? Yeah. Kind of, yeah. It's like, oh, my God, this is tart, but then you get down.

Apple in there. It's like, well, I really like this. It's refreshing. It's refreshing. It is refreshing. It is refreshing, yeah. Ooh, it's good. It's refreshing. I like that. And what producer did you have is my question? Because I want to know who was your person to banter with, Todd? My, my best friend, the man that has been through my hardest days on that, you know, network would be Sean Fitz. Oh, Fitz. Yeah, Fitz. Yeah, Fitz. Fits is the man. Yeah, he is. So, yeah. I'll give you that one weekend.

We had our, our, like, secret hideaway weekend as a happy couple, and Fitz would, like, come celebrate, like, 4th of July with us, and he was always, like, a good guy. I pop so many bottles of champagne with, like, where I almost hit fits this in paradise. Like, you guys are going to see me pop so many bottles. I cannot wait. Oh, popping bottles and dating models. That's Jordan.

No, no, no, no, no, no, we're not dating models. New bio. I had to stand up for myself, but that one on the bachelor. We're at. Oh, you don't date models. Yeah, I'm not supposed to. Apparently, that makes me there for the wrong reason. Oh, yeah. Just kidding. Just kidding. Popping bottles and not dating models is your new motto. Yeah. New instibial. My new one. And by the way, there is a new campaign I'm dropping. I spoke with Chris Harrison. I said, you know,

professionality is no longer a state of mind. It's a state of fakes. Oh. So I'm running with that. Yeah. So I'm going to bring t-shirts out and everything here soon. It'll be a lot of fun. Oh, please send me like eight extra smalls and... Can you make like a Jordan for president t-shirt? Jordan for president? Yeah, 2020. You got it.

Yeah. Oh, ooh, I have so many ideas for you. I'm happy to be a little bit of an entrepreneur. I'm going to help you out with this business. Yeah, I'm going to campaign for you. I'm into it. Jordan for president. Okay, well, thank you so much for calling in.

I'm like, Brandi, do you have any other questions? Oh, by the way, I don't know if you, I told you, but Brandy Cyrus is here with me. She's the other one on the other end talking to you. Huge man. It's so nice to. chat with you same same same my hair's not long enough for a scrunchy yet but oh time it does get long enough I expect some scrunchies to uh to be you know what the beauty of scrunchies is that you can wear them on your wrist oh my god I'm not or your ankle ankle I know that you might want to move towards that

but that scares me a little bit oh you'll wear gold panties but you won't rock a scrunchy on your on your wrist maybe Jordan should collab on a scrunchy and you should make a gold lame yeah can I Jordan. Oh, I'm going to make a gold scrunchy for you out of, out of, like, the shiny material, and then you grow your hair out, and then you can wear one. I've been growing it out, so yeah, I'm ready. Oh, okay, well, let me know when it's long enough for a, you should model. Yes. Can we do a photo shoot? Oh, no, listen, photo shoots, that's what I do. Let's do it. Anytime you don't you know, I'll fly out. Okay, I'll work on your scrunchy face. I'll have my people call your people. Yeah. Well, my people, well, my people

People are very pensive, so make sure your people are ready to play ball. I love you. So much. Hey, come to Nashville. Yeah, come to Nashville. I was just in Nashville. I was literally... Excuse me?

What? I was just in Nashville two days ago. What? Excuse you? Yeah, I was just in Nashville. Well, that's where I live. Yeah, you could be here in person. I know you live in Nashville, but downtown is amazing.

Mark Nashville, shout out to Tennessee. Oh, you probably got eaten alive by Bachelor at parties. Oh, my God. I went into a Starbucks, and I decided not to be Starbucks anymore. I got rushed, so, yeah. Oh, my God, you're so big time. It's my privilege to take all the selfies in the world, you know, so I do have a good time with it. I was going to say, I get all weird when people want selfies.

You probably live for it. Yeah, and they're like, well, they look back at the photo, and they're like, hold on, can I change my face? And I'm like, nope, sorry. I just want to play like a deal with. Ruthless. You are cutthroat. I like it. Okay.

Give us one teaser about Paradise this season. I know you're the King of Paradise. You're popping bottles. You are not dating models. We don't know if you're in love, but what else can we expect? You can expect me to wear my best suit in Paradise. Okay. Wells mentioned that, that you had quite a few good outfits.

Okay. Well, can't wait to watch. And then you'll, next time you're in Nashville, why don't you have your hair long enough, first of all? Then come to Nashville. We'll rock scrunchies. We'll do a photo shoot, and you can do a podcast. in person. Can we get, can we get, uh, lattes too? Well, it would be rude if we didn't.

Okay, well, I'm just making sure we're on the same page. All right, well, it sounds good. Okay, Jordan, thanks for calling in. Hey, no problem. I'll talk to you later. Okay, bye. All right. Bye. Oh, my gosh. I love him. How do we not know he was here two days ago is the biggest question? I guess we should probably follow him on social media. I guess so. Because that's probably how we missed out. But he follows me why didn't he know i live in nashville and then now i'm mad at my at my people yeah i'm like hello jordan of all people was here was in nashville and we didn't get him on the pod i'm ashamed of myself yeah same i'm ashamed for you oh jordan that was i mean what a character i love him

i'm i just that right there proves that what we saw on the bachelorette is jordan yeah he's like it was a side of me i'm like no that's you that's you that's you that's you it's a hundred percent you that's there's no yeah because i always wonder like i always think like oh maybe you know somebody who really wants the tv time amps it up for the camera like i could totally see that puts it on i don't think so with him i think that that's jordan he just said he wasn't going to go to starbucks anymore because he got rushed but he loves it and then he's asked if we could get lattes oh my gosh he's so great he is that's phenomenal so good what a guy really i want to know how they found him like did he cast himself did he send in his own audition tape keep thinking like as i watch him on tv i'm

like i can just imagine the audition room and the producers all sitting around looking at each other thinking like we just struck gold struck gold tv gold and now i'm mad i feel like i had so many missed opportunities i'm like i didn't even know i panicked i had so many other questions but that's okay i can save them for in person in person in person with hair long enough for a scrunchy while he's on paradise yeah imagine he's engaged right now there's no way you think no but no but there is a way there's a way nah who would he be engaged to on that list of girls that came out there who's on paradise for girls Tia Tia I know it's like the first one came mine did Cien go who no I don't think so she's so beautiful she is stunning

obsessed with her stunning um Kristen went she did yeah and is that Scallop last night yeah scallops yeah and called her scallops on the proposal did she get engaged no oh and she went to paradise oh so she went to paradise oh maybe i don't know i'm so curious i can't wait it's gonna be a great season i think hey have you guys heard of digster it literally has a playlist for every moment mood and minute of your life digster is soundtracking your world one playlist at a time go to digster dot fm and see what i'm talking about they have thousands of the best playlist and it's like your best friend or your boyfriend made you a sweet little mixtape these

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obviously need to get the f out yeah but bringing up chris i would like to point out something okay that i haven't had a platform to point out yet okay um and let me preface this by saying in no way am I pro-chris. Like glad he's gone. He was not for Becca. I would never want a date a guy like that. Okay. Not pro-christ at all.

However, something I noticed, like watching, I think last week when they were in Vegas when like the initial thing like really happened or he was like, yeah, I'm just going to go home,

whatever. Like he was really upset because Becca didn't make time for him. Okay. Then he confronts her about it. And he's like, yeah, you like didn't want to talk to me

and that hurt my feelings. That's a valid concern. And I feel like if I were in that position, I would have felt the same way. I would have been so defeated, like, because the person talked to everybody but me. Yes. And him confronting her about it, I thought, was like a bold move. And she just kind of dismissed it and was like, well, you didn't try to talk to me.

And for me, I feel like if she wasn't on this show with six other guys or however many guys were left, like, as other options, like, it's too easy for her to just dismiss somebody because there's a little tension, right? like it's like just because there was one conflict she's going to just dismiss him and well I have six others and you're difficult and whatever and I don't I don't like that like I kind of was like wanted her to be like oh you know what let's try to work through this and if we can and that just means in the real world when there are going to be conflicts like then we can work through right and that's you kind of got to do that on the show and go through the motions but the whole the only thing is it's like I remember like the producers kind of decide if she gets time of somebody or not right like she might have wanted time. with him and just couldn't get it because things were all happening and whatever but the only thing is it's like she knows who she wants right now and that's the other problem yeah so like he just needs to realize that if it's him then he needs to just keep you know being the sweet whatever he was when she liked him yeah and that it'll all happen like she already knows who she wants although he I'm glad he's not being like the sweet sweeping under the rug guy because then that's deceiving for her right and you don't want to end up with a guy who just like gives you false advertisement and then you come off the show and you're like

that's not who you were. Yeah. So even though he's acting insane, it's kind of good. He showed his true color. So she knew. You know what I mean? And like I said,

like I'm not pro-christ. Like I'm so glad he's gone. Like the way he behaved outside of her. His conversation with Becca was terrible. Super unattractive. Awful. Especially like in the debate like cursing on stage like that. I was mortified.

And I have a trucker mouth and I was like, you know what? That's not cool. It's not. And I think the people in the crowd were like, oh gosh. They were shocked. And to have no filter like that is just not a good quality.

How great is Will's? I want to date Will's. Yeah. Hopefully Will's isn't the one and Will's can just slide on into your old B-Ems. I thought about sliding in, but I was like, I don't know. He's probably in paradise. Like, um, do you think so? I don't know, maybe.

I mean, oh yeah, I guess we can't, we can't find those things out until we see that they're gone from the episode. So he could be in paradise. Could be. Has he been active on social media? Not very. I looked at his Insta and he hasn't done a ton of posts. But, but some?

A couple, yeah. But he could have, he could have gone and come home. early right that's true well then you're still good he's hot i could totally so precious where's he from i have no idea oh super into it super hot though great guy well that's kind of good i like that you don't know where he's from that gives you stuff to talk about when you meet him as if they're not going to come to nashville i know we'll have him on the podcast listen dudes when you come to Nashville you got to hit kately and i up yeah you got to let us know we'll do all the podcasting yeah we'll tell you everywhere to go pancake pantry

Yeah. I went to pancake pantry today. Have you not? Have you ever been? No, have you? What? Yes, of course. Well, I was always like there's a lineup. I don't want to wait in a line. You went on like 2 p.m. like that. So I went at 2 p.m. on a Tuesday. No line. Had the banana nut bread pancake with cinnamon cream syrup. Yeah, Rachel Chimeson.

Like it's worth the line. It was, I do believe that. And it was. cinnamon cream syrup yeah it's what dreams are made of it's it's it'll dig you to pancake pantry yeah we will stay away from all the Starbucks yeah no Starbucks what the hell is that about I think he got mobbed at Starbucks but he loved Broadway and all the bachelor at parties but he couldn't handle a Starbucks Jordan it's incredible uh what else is going on oh Becca was talking to Chris Harrison on this episode she was like yeah I look at like wedding magazine she and she tore out like pages. And I'm like, Becca, this bachelorette is more ahead in wedding planning than I am. Well, yeah. Everyone's more ahead than you are. Any engaged human being on the planet

is more ahead than I am. I'm like looking. I'm like, am I even wearing. I am. There it is. It's there. Girls who aren't even engaged that are single, probably are more ahead in what they know and want. That's probably true. That's cool. They don't really know what they want. Whatever. I've never read a wedding magazine. Never picked one up. I had one once. Once upon time. I had one. Just one.

But I didn't look at it. I was in one once. It's on shelves in Canada right now if you want to go pick it up. Okay. What else happened? I just don't see any strong relationships yet. And I'm like, is that normal in this far in? Yeah.

There's still too much going on, I feel like. Yeah. I mean, we haven't even like, I feel like hometowns are very telling. Yeah. And we're not there. yet. That's true. I guess we're still so early. Yeah, we really are. Like, they haven't been anywhere except Virginia. You know what I mean? Yeah, who, by the way, Becca was really selling us on Virginia. At the beginning of the episode, I was like, what? I would be so upset. Well, I would be like, listen, I was born in West Virginia. Like, I don't need to go to Virginia. Oh, there you go. But now they're going to Bahamas. Which is kind of lame. Oh, is it? I mean, yeah. Like, usually people go. Did you see my seasons? Oh, no, I didn't. Okay. I did watch Chris Sol's season. Yeah, I went to Iowa twice. scene. That's because it's where he's from. Yeah. But like what you guys went to like Thailand or something right? Bali. Bali. See? But only three of us went. But that's way cooler than the

Bahamas. It was very cool. It was actually on my bucket list. Yeah. Yeah, that was cool. But on my season, we went to like New York, Texas. Texas. Um, I mean, I know they stay in the States for a minute. Yeah. But anyway. But anyways, Virginia. We haven't even gone to work. I actually was like, whoa, I should probably check out Virginia. But then they did all this like political, like historical. And I'm like not for this Canadian okay not for this Canadian like don't care not really um who else did she have a one-on-one with Jason who you know he looks just like Andrew Keegan yes it's insane Andrew Keegan but with a bit of a vampire vibe a little bit of a vampire vibe now that you mention it it's the um it's the heavy widow's peak yes yes which I have one but I shave it

you do I shave my widow's peak oh my gosh You can see, right? I mean, kind of. Yeah, feel it. It's all prickly. That's insane that you shave it. I shave it right off. It actually really helps.

And I've heard that other girls out there do the same thing. I need to get it lasered. Yeah, you should. That's pretty wild. Jason. Jason, like, has been, like, pretty nonexistent this far. I feel like he's, like, a little bit of the silent thunder. Like, he's the dark horse.

But I feel like he's going to come through. Yeah. To me, he's just like he's too sweet for this process. Do you think so? I mean, I just feel like that's what happens to like the quiet sweet guys is they just kind of get like overshadowed by all the bigger personalities. Yeah, that's true. You know? There's, there's so many different guys who can't handle the process and they all do it and show it in different ways.

Like who's the guy that's lost his noodle who's gone? Oh, Chris. Chris can't handle the process. No. But he can't. Jason, he kind of reminds me of Peter in a way that like for the first half of the season, Peter was kind of boring. Right.

Like he was very quiet. Right. I mean, super hot, but like quiet and like, you know, like I didn't, halfway through, I felt like I didn't know who Peter was.

Right. And that's kind of how I felt about Jason. But I liked their one-on-one. Which makes me think he goes far because he's about to have a shining moment. I know. Because that's how Peter was. Yeah. He kind of like he had an early one-on-one,

but then like went away and then bam. I almost cried. Actually, I did get really, Rachel was doing my makeup and I had to like stop and take a second because when he got to see his friends. I know he so, That was so special, and I could tell, he got emotional and his friends were probably like, what the

F, but the truth is that when you're, got six weeks, he's been gone, yeah, six weeks and you can't talk to your friends or family, like, you're just so secluded that anything, I remember listening to a song, I was like, oh my gosh, they're letting me listen to a song and the song you just listen to every lyric and you feel every emotion. And that's why people get so wrapped up in this process is because you hang on to every little thing. And, and you don't understand her relationship with anybody else and you just hang on to everything so for her to bring his friends and then I just feel like he's like oh I'm marrying this girl like I've got it in the bag yeah oh I know maybe he does I hope he does he seems really sweet yeah like he seems like a good dude he seems like a

really great dude he's like old he's a 29 or something and I'm like how are you single what's wrong with you or maybe he's people I say that about me but yeah no but that means you got to know yourself you went through a few relationships to realize what you wanted and now you're being picky because you know what you deserve so maybe jason's the same so maybe you wills and jason could have a three so i was thinking more of a two on one that i can pick what i like best yeah that sounds that's better that's what i meant a two on one they're going to be very over those situations now i just want to know who else is on paradise i know who else had a one on will oh my wills we can call wells later sugar bear hair leo dude he is gonna get so much money

he's gonna sugar bear hair is going to like he seriously needs to be their like main sponsor his hair's insane i wonder if he's ever cut it no not since he exited the womb no also is it just me or does he look like he's like six foot six he looks like an amazon man he looks like um Maui from Moana. Moana. Yes. Moana. He really does.

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I don't know anything about him. I haven't seen them connect. Like, not that I don't like him, I just, like, haven't really seen anything. He showed up, he did show up. He showed up, however, I don't think Becca, I wish, I wish, is she was interested. I don't think she is. I don't think she's like she seems just not interested in a lot. She seems very interested in Garrett.

She seems very interested in Blake and she seems kind of interested in Jason. And kind of in Will's. Well, I think she, and I think she likes making out with Colton. Oh, Colton. Whoa. I forgot that guy. I think that's all there is there as I think I think Colton's hot and she likes making out with

them. Right. And then, you know, but like I just feel like with Leo, to me like all I know about him is stuntman because that's what's plastered on under his name. Like that's his job. So, like, that's his job, I guess. So when I first, like, first couple episodes, I was like, oh, it's stuntman.

He's probably, like, super, I don't know, like, edgy and, like, you know, like, for the thrill. And then on his 101, he's, like, super, like, soft and motiony and sensitive and emotional. Yeah. You know? So true. And then you're like, but I always wonder, too, during, I'm like, are you? I know.

Or are you just pretty genuine. He did seem genuine. I will give him that. But all these other guys, like, who's, like, that freaking Chris guy. And he's like, I'm falling in love with you. I'm like, no, last week you were freaking out. You're just like, you don't know what you mean. You don't know what you feel.

This is the difference. I feel like the guys that talk a lot, like Chris and say those kinds of things. Like they're not real. But then the guys like Leo and Jason say very little when they do speak and they do say things like, oh, I'm like, what did Leo say? He was like, I could, I would be yours in the real world. That was sweet. That was sweet. Because he meant it.

Like he wasn't saying like, I'm in love with you. He was saying something real. He did seem very genuine. I would be yours. And I really liked that. Yeah. I'm just, I'm getting the. vibe from Becca that she's already

over it. She's dealing with a bunch of children and bullshit. And she's just like, I know what I want. I know who I want. Yeah. Why am I having to still go through all these motions? Oh, right. I'm the bacheloret. And I have to seek like out each relationship. Yeah. And you can't send Leo

home being that great. Like even if she wasn't feeling it, he was too great to send home. You could be like, you couldn't say all those things and then you'd be like, hmm. Yeah. Yeah, this isn't working for me. No, not at all. And why I sent him home? when you can send Chris and uh you want to call him Logan Lincoln yeah when you can send those two douchebags home absolutely they were so yeah I was so over that yeah the stupid

debate Chris says his little the guys in the house aren't real and and Lincoln's like well I know he's not talking about me yeah I am broke actually you are one of the ones I'm talking about specifically actually ridiculous thing for him like Lincoln knew he was talking about him I know he's not talking about me That whole debate thing was so dumb So dumb So dumb So awkward

And like you could tell Beck It was very embarrassed by it Yeah It was embarrassing I got secondhand embarrassment Just watching it Same I just want it to be like

Hometowns Yeah I just want it to be hometowns Are you watching Big Brother Never seen it Is it incredible Oh my God I'm like obsessed with Big Brother

I was going to talk about it But it's only I ask to be on Big Brother Australia once. Why didn't you? Years ago. Why didn't you? I don't know.

I was in a band. Oh. And I was like, nah. I wish I had that excuse. I can't. I'm in a band. I'm in a band. I'm in a band.

I can't. I went to her. I'm in a band. I can't go. That's the coolest excuse ever. Yeah. I'm like, I've never seen it though, so I don't know what I'm missing out. Well, maybe you should try and watch this season so we can have that to talk about it

because I'm obsessed. Well, okay. Well, we can talk about another time. We can talk about it now. We have places to go. We're going to be so late. We are going to be so late. Fine.

Is it? I mean, it kind of works out in my favor. Yeah, it does. We're referencing back to my conversation yesterday. We're going to a show tonight. Yeah. And we're late. It's fine.

The cool kids always show up late. Yeah, I feel like we'd be big nerds if we were like, we're on time. Hey, guys. Come get us. Yeah. Rachel, are you ready? I'm ready. All right.

Also, I feel like I want to do speed dating for Rachel on my podcast. Like, go out and interview dudes. I'm into that. Let's have brandy join speedy. Yeah. Wait, we can do this tomorrow at the party. Oh my gosh. We should interview guys.

Because my friend Jesse is single and she also was wanting to meet guys. She's from out of town. So we could do like a speed dating around tomorrow. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. Okay. Well, this podcast comes out Thursday. Today it's Tuesday.

And tomorrow we have a rather large Fourth of July party. So if everybody could just please have us in their thoughts as you listen to this. Have us in your thoughts and prayers as you listen to this podcast. because we are not okay. As you're listening to this, we are not okay. We are dying. A slow payful tap. And Rachel's going to be on a flight.

Oh, on Thursday? Yeah. That wasn't a good land. Touching some time. Maybe one saying. Anyways, pray for us. I think that's all I got. Rachel, this is our therapy session.

Grape therapy. Do you have any advice you want from us? How did not get hungover? Oh. How did not get home? Don't drink. But that's not fun. No.

There's going to be jello shots. What? You're going to be turned. Jello with vodka? Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm screwed. And I make them strong. But I'm screwed.

I can't drink vodka. I'm allergic. Can you make a couple with... I also make some with rum. Oh, Jesus. Can you make a couple with tequila? Yeah, I can. Okay.

A whole batch of tequila. Okay, good. I'll color coat. I'm like blue ones are tequila, red ones are vodka. Oh, yeah, perfect. Okay, jello shots. What else? Slides.

there's a 27 foot water slide have i not shown you the video no so we had one last memorial day at sam's house oh my gosh i'm so excited it is the best thing ever it's 27 foot this one that we got actually this one doesn't turn but the one we had the one we had this was what we had it oh my gosh last year wait that's so fun yeah so this this one's like the same but it like turns and it's going to be in the yard it's going to be epic you guys i hope everybody had as great of a fourth of july as we did yeah just a couple canadians hanging out an american fourth of july party it's going to be turn turn yeah it's going to be lit hot dogs jellishots turn slides slides enough said great uh okay you guys your session is now ending i'm just still like

i'm just still so happy about jordan i love him so much Okay, bye. Thanks for joining me, Brandy. Oh, you're welcome anytime. Thanks for being the peanut gallery, Rachel. Thanks for the wine and the makeup. Come back. Goodbye, blah, blah, bah, bah, bah, bah.

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