Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Bridin’ Dirty in Chicago with Andrew Spencer

Episode Date: November 11, 2021

Andrew and Kaitlyn are reunited on the mic, and isn’t it ironic? We’re giving you just a few of the highlights from our Bridin’ Dirty live tour stop in Chicago, and we couldn’t ask for a better guest than the gentleman that is Andrew Spencer... even though he might not know who Barbara Walters and Alanis Morissette are. The two are hanging out with the vinos, playing a game featuring plenty of impressions and accents, getting into a round of “Ken You Not” (dating app edition), and describing Andrew’s dream girl (which sounds familiar). Also, it turns out Andrew definitely still has a thing or two to learn about the Bachelor world as it’s revealed how little he knows about the franchise. We end this episode with Andrew giving a truly meaningful gift to the podcast host herself.  CHINET BRAND - Chinet Brand makes premium disposable tableware for all of life’s gatherings. Visit mychinet.com to find out more. STORYWORTH - Go to StoryWorth.com/otv and save $10 on y our first purchase. CREDIT KARMA - Ready to apply? Head to CreditKarma.com/LoanOffers to see personalized offer s with your Approval Odds right now. GEICO - Go to Geico.com, get a q uote, and see how much YOU could save. It’s GEICO-easy! RITUAL - Why not shake up your Ritual? To make trying something new less scary, Ritual offers a money-back guarantee if you’re not 100% in love. Plus, my listeners get 10% off during your first 3 months. Just visit ritual.com/VINE to add Essenti al Protein today. OXICLEAN - Work your magic with Oxiclean White Revive! Visit myoxiclean.com for cleaning tips and tricks.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I brought all the energy. I brought a Barbara Walter's hoodie who I had no idea who that was last time. I was on her podcast, and we had such a great time talking about dating apps, Lonely Boy Season, and our pal, Justin Bieber. We actually sent him a couple videos, and he responded, so that's good. Our favorite audience member was Craig, aka Joe from you, aka Josh Murray, Josh Murray, who I still have no idea who that is. I really think I need to be a staple of this live tour, not to brag or anything,

but, you know, I think me and Caitlin have a good chemistry when we're on the stage we rocked the show together so here's a brief listen to our time on stage together some select parts from the best listeners there are i hope you enjoyed let's bring out caleb brista they see me rolling they hate it but trolling and trying to catch me bright and dirty trying to catch me bright and dirty trying to get me bright and dirty trying to get me bright and dirty Ready for the show. Hold your head. It's about to blow. Yes, looking so damn hot. Let me show you what I've got. I'm KB, and it's nice to meet you. Better get ready because I'm the feature. You're the student and I'm the teacher. Rap so fast just like a cheetah. It's time to slow it down. I'm putting out on my crown. He put a ring on it. Now I got some bling on it. So get your glass of wine, because it's about that time. Let's get crazy. Dish the tea. Now everybody follow me. When I say K, you say B, K, K. Say spade, you say sterile, sphero, sphero, When I say dude, you say you do, you say you do

You do When I say ramen, you say peanut, rummint Hello Oh Holy shit, I need a glass wine Uh, okay, I just love this guy So let's give the biggest round of applause To the one and only

Andrew Spencer Do you get deja vu? What's up, everybody? Can we just give one standoff for Caitlin Bristow here? Let's go! This is Chicago. We got to give her the greatest treatment in the world. She's getting married.

This is our bachelorette party. Let's have a great time. That was a really, really, really sweet intro. I always said, Jason usually when, I mean, I come to bed and he's like, coming in at 115 pounds, the one, the only, Kaelin, Bristol. And I'm like, it's 8 p.m. I'm really sick of that happening every night. I definitely felt like a Bulls announcer there, right? No, that was good, though. I enjoyed it. It was a nice change.

Jason is great, but every night I'm like, I'm just, tired it's not turning me on it's it is what it is anyways are we so excited to see Andrew look at everybody needs to take a look

at his fucking sweater did you guys Barbara Walters right here oh you know her oh I know her now yeah did you guys hear the podcast that I had with was

ask who's how you Spencer we're on last name It's like, Bristow Spencer. I had him on the podcast, and I was like, I am like the Barbara Walters of our generation. He was like, who? Oh. And I went. Really?

I was like, shit. I have a grilled cheese vagina. Do you know what that means? It's old. It's old. And that's how you made me feel. That's how you made me feel. He didn't know who fucking Barbara Walters was.

But you know what? I forgive him because he showed up today with a Barbara Walter's hoodie. You live and you learn, so I had to, you know, adjust for sure. I think Alanis Morissette said it best. You probably don't know who that is, but she said, what? Wait, wait, who did you say again? Say it again. Redo, redo!

I couldn't hear you guys were so loud, and I just... Name one Alanis Morset song. Don't tell him. Okay, everybody be honest. Be honest, I don't want screams, I don't want booze, I want silent hands-up of who knows who Alanis Morset is. Yeah. Where are my guys at?

Are your hands up? They still... This guy's hands up. Mike knows Alanis Morset. Who, do you know who... What's your name? Craig. Craig.

You totally look like a... Craig. And you know, how old are you, Craig? Okay, yeah, I'm 36. Okay, how old are you, Mike? Almost. I love 30s. Okay.

Well, can you teach me a song? Yeah. That, I mean, like, at least say the lyrics. Imagine he's like the John Mayor of our generation. He just comes up. He's like, isn't it ironic? Don't you think? He's like, Ray.

Okay. Let's go. You got some vibes. Let's. He paid. It's a good advice. No idea what this is. That you just didn't take.

And who would have thought it figures? Mr. Play it's safe. Was afraid to fly. One more. He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye. He waited his whole damn life To take that fly This guy doesn't get it

No idea Down, he thought Why does everyone know this song? Isn't it this nice? And isn't it ironic? Slow it down. Don't you think? A little too ironic

And yeah, really do think. Take it home. It's like rain On your wedding. Say, it's a free ride when you've already paid. Paid. We are not stopping that you just couldn't take. Take.

You seriously don't know that song. Right there. Not even, like, no memory. The fuck, Andrew. That's crazy. There's no melody in that. You guys look like you. You know what?

We need to turn the fucking beat around here because... Do you play Justin Bieber? I mean... He's not queued up. I got... This is... You couldn't... Hey, I'm a...

I got Bieber fever. I, too. I, too, have Beaver fever. He is Canadian. I am Canadian. And I will be friends with him one day. Actually, we're friends. He sent me a message after the show and was like,

hey, man, me and my wife loved you. I was like, are you kidding me? I bet he knows who Lannis Morset is. Can you do me a solid for you to make up for this very embarrassing moment? Can you please just casually tell him, man, you should really do it with Caitlin Ristow? Who, Bieber? Yeah. Right now.

No. Yeah, right now. He's going to unfollow the address. Send a video and you say, hey, this is my fellow Canadian. She's friends with Ariel. They're friends. She wants to know if you do a other Canadian legend, who you don't know.

Oh my God, you literally DM. Yeah, I know. We're friends. I'm sending him a video. Okay. Okay. Okay, everybody, shh. I'm just saying if he unfollows me, I'd be mortified. That's right.

Okay, everybody, shh. And then I'll do it. I'll do a pan. to you and you can be like we love you but do this for Caitlin okay oh hey hey Bieber it's me Caitlin so just

just here with Andrew and oh he said what's up my boy I guess you guys are boys I'm a fellow Canadian I think you know my friend Penny just name dropping so hard right now Ariel Jason Kennedy it's okay

but I was just wondering if you would do a duet with me to uh by the way andrew doesn't know who alanus morcette is who is our fellow canadian that's like not knowing who selen dion is but that's cool that's not close it's a little close but just wanted to know if you wanted to quickly do a duet or something you probably have a lot of downtime that would be great um at katelynbris still i can't wait for him to open this message he's gonna open it and then do the thing where you can slide and make it I'm just going to go straight to follows and go unfollow that guy. I love Haley and she's my girl with my crush.

Goodbye. Okay. Partners. Wow. You know what? That just, I just crossed something off my bucket list. And then he's going to go to my DMs. I've sent to him and be like, wow, those are a lot of nudes. This bitch is crazy.

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I've lost my notes. What kind of Barbara Walters am I? Do you want red or white wine, by the way? I like red. Oh, get it. Big red guy. I'm the worst host. I didn't even offer you wine when you sat down.

I just started grilling you with the worst questions ever. Sober. Cheers, everybody. Cheers, my ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, my loves. Do it again, do it again. Thank you, my loves. I appreciate that.

What is with the accents? Has that just... Do you not like it? Are you like 10 for 10? If my accent was bad, I would tell you. And I would stop talking like this. Oh. But it's not.

Can you do more than just that accent? No. He's a one-trick pony. It's this or nothing Okay, because I have a game for us to play Oh, is it accents No, you can do it to me Have you guys play heads up?

Oh, I love heads up I'm sorry I'm sorry Way too excited Let me tone it down That's how I wanted your reaction to be When I said Alanis Morissette But that's cool

Okay I don't even know how to spell that name I don't even know where to start Stop digging yourself a hole You just heard every single human being this room, sing, and you looked like a tool. I heard everyone sing

Justin Bieber. I don't know about Alana, duh. Alana. Alana. I bet Buffalo knows Alainas Morset. Yeah, of course. What is her name sounded out for me?

Alanis. Alonis. Alanus. He sings. It's so fast. I can't. Alanis Morset Alanis Morset

Oh well when you put it that way I'm gonna hiccup Nobody judge me Excuse me It's not a burp It's a hiccup Okay wait Act it out

Oh accents and impressions Okay ready I'm gonna do my bus here Okay and then you do it to me Oh good Okay Oh this is fun Oh schnits

Hey uh way there I'm walking here Boston. I'm walking here. The Yankees win today or no. New Yorker. I'm from New Jersey. I'm from the other part of the other time.

Boston. What we play me make... Long Island. Yep. And that's what we call. Sean Connery. No, close. And this, he never ages.

He looks the same. Thien on me. Morgan. Oh. Toot-ee. Do, do, do, do, do. R2D2. Oh, C3P, oh, I got it wrong.

It's okay, I was close. Donald Duck. No. Oh, well, Minnie and Mickey. Oh, Mickey Mouse. Yeah. Scooby-Doo. Hey, uh, Brooklyn.

Okay, that was good. You do me, and I have to beat you. You got? Well, you just put correct for, like, the first eight, so I mean... Okay, you got five. Ready? I'll take that. Oh.

Okay, here you go. And so if I get it right, you go down. If I get it wrong, you go up. Oh, shit. Okay. Oh, bro, I just hit the 32. Australian. No?

San Diego, California. I hit that wave and I just got straight. Pitted, bro. Oh. Surfer, yeah. Well, you didn't give me a pass. just give me this one and then we'll go yeah okay um what i don't know path oh sure i'll give you two uh hello lob and put australian no hello love i have a cup of tea

is this your british yeah that's my british um i want to suck your blood uh count dracula sure you guys cheating sure this is really hard uh i'm like oh yeah you go down and get a slice of pizza That definitely sounded Italian. It was not. I like to go to Broadway shows. I don't know. Los Angeles. It was New Yorker.

I don't know. I just blame everything on being Canadian. I've only been to New York one time. Okay, so that's... Okay, you won that round. You may not know who Alanis Morseilles. That is, but you do know how to do accents. Okay.

Oh, my God. Is anyone else sweating? It's hot in here, yeah. My God. I would take off the blazer, but then you guys would see my... Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. If I had a spray tan, I would.

Okay. Who here is on dating apps? Oh, my God, don't be ashamed. There's a little bit shy of numbers here. I know a lot more on dating apps. I'll be shy. Don't be shy. get it get it what what apps are we she said can you still take off your blazer please i was like

oh not me oh you guys have been talking to andrew the whole time okay cool okay what apps are we on lovely are you on an app are you on an app no i haven't here's the thing people screenshot everything these days if i said oh hello how you do and then next you know i'm on a TikTok, so. I don't think those accents come through on screenshots. Well, I used, I used the quotation marks and I put British accent, so everyone else. So you did do it. No, that's what I used to do. And it varied bad luck, so I mean, obviously, I'm still single, so it didn't work. But now that you've come off the show, are you like, I'm going to meet somebody at a coffee shop? Are you better than us? Are you going to still do the apps?

Honestly, I'm struggling. I don't know what approach to take. Okay. So you're... Okay, not like that, okay? Not like that. I'm a big firm believer in, like, meeting people out, but you know, like, people know who you are. So now it's like you don't know who's being genuine or not. It's true.

So it's kind of like, is it because you know me or is, huh? Sean Lowe has a dating app. Wait, what? That's genius. Why didn't I think of that? What kind of business woman am I? Don't hate me, but who's Sean Lowe? Is this Rob's Lowe brother?

Cable version, maybe? Holy shit! Okay, Sean Lowe, I don't know, the best Bachelor of our generation? I thought Matt James did it really. that's because he was the first one he watched and he did do a really good job i thought he did great i i matt james actually is in my top four for bachelors because he was so relatable i loved that he had never been in that position so he felt so real and genuine going into that i just loved his style

great style turtleneck got lower yeah he was killing it but what bachelor season have you watched besides his. Well, my cousin, Becca's. I've seen Becca's. And I think I've seen maybe, well, Bachelorette.

I've seen Bachelorette. Okay, we have to give him some credit because it's kind of endearing if you go on the show and you don't, you're not like a super fan. I mean, I've seen, I think, Juan Pablo. Is that his name? We like him? Yeah.

Okay, so I was, I think I was really young when I seen that. Oh, for fuck's sakes. You're so young. I was supposed to go on Juan Pablo's season. Oh, thank God you didn't. Let's give him a little clap for that. He said, thank God you didn't.

He does know. He's not the right guy. But he did have a kid, and I think he treats her pretty well. So I can't be mad at that. But then I went on Chris Sol season. I don't know who that is. Holy Spirit, activate. Holy Spirit, activate.

Holy Spirit. Activate. Activate. Activate. I'm sorry, but Whitney, you need to come up here right now for a second. We need it. She was not prepared for this. She's going to hate me. But we all know Whitney won. All I do is win, win, win. Okay, Whitney, ladies and gentlemen, the... Andrew's like, I don't know who that is. I met her today. I know who she is.

Obviously, Whitney and I, oh yeah, bring her a stool. Whitney and I, this is just going to be quick, Whitney. I'm just going to do one little thing. She hates me for this. She literally got me to do her eyelashes just in case I pulled her up, and now I'm making her sit on a high stool front and center. So Whitney, Wendy, I'm not sure. And you can...

You're in the hot seat. It's going to be two seconds. Whitney and I were clearly on the same season. I don't need this. Yeah, you do. It's going to be literally two seconds and I'll make you get out of here. She hates this.

So we were on the same season and the fun story that I always tell and I don't know if you guys know this or not. No, I always say this. Well, it's funny. No, I'm going to make it seem really nice because it was. It was.

It was. So we were all in The Bachelor. mansion all dating the same guy and I just happened to get like back to back to back roses and I just kept getting them and getting them and I was like this is embarrassing but I came home one day and I walked in to go see what the girls are doing and Whitney and all the girls were painting their nails and I walked in and they stopped and froze and I was like hey what are you guys doing in the mansion and Whitney goes oh honestly we're talking about you and I loved it it was I loved it, and it was in that moment.

I always liked her because she was so honest, and it was that moment, I went, thank you for telling me that. But, yes, go on. It was not, we were so jealous of you. We're like, that fucking bitch is getting all of the roses. Go off, Caitlin. When you walked in and I said, we're talking about you because you got all the roses, and you were like, oh.

I was like, well, that I did. Yeah. I didn't get it. I was so drunk on one date that he was like, Caitlin. And I was like, wait, what? And you were like, oh, okay. Carry on. But anyways, Whitney and I hang out ever since. So it's been, what, six, seven years. A long time. She's now happily married with one of the best people I've ever met my life. I mean, look at this rock. Look at that thing. Look at that rock. And they've got the sweetest little boy. So the other day, Whitney, let's get after it. And then I'll make you get off stage. What are we doing? What do you think? think we're doing? I don't know. Activate. Yeah, yeah. Activate. So the other day we were drinking in Nashville, we like went up

hold up, yep. We went up and we were at Arrington Vineyards in Nashville having wine and we were like, we need, no, can I tell them what you said? She goes, Whitney does not like social media and she goes, I need to go viral. And so we were trying to find a fun TikTok and we're

like, we don't want to be bitter at crystals because like it's been seven years and we're happily like, you know, So we're like, what if we did a TikTok that went like this? Hey, what do you guys think about being on the same season? Five, six, seven, eight. Holy Spirit, activate. Holy Spirit, activate.

Holy Spirit, activate. Activate, activate. I'm out of here. Give it up for Whitney. Win, win, we, no matter what. Got money on my mind, I can never get enough. And every time I step up in the field. Everybody hands go up

And they stay there And they stay there Up down Because all I do is So fun Do you know this song? I love this song I think I started that

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Andrew, tell us there's so many single women in the crowd tonight Why don't you do us all a favor and tell us what your dream girl would be? Wow. Don't fuck it up. Honestly.

Oh boy. Oh boy. I love a independent woman who, uh, you over there. No, I love, um, a woman who's always herself, um, can be fun and also just super intelligent. Um, and here's the thing, like, I'm a guy who can, you know, kind of get out of control a little bit. So I kind of want a woman that can check me a little bit. So, uh, wait. Wait, I've heard this all before. Jason told me the first time I ever met him on my podcast,

he goes, I need somebody, if you guys remember, he goes, I need somebody that's going to tell me to shut the fuck up. Literally. Oh, honey, if I tell him to shut the fuck up now, it's World War III. Yeah, well, we like that. He's like, do not talk to me that way. And I'm like, you told me you liked it. That was a very aggressive Jason version of that.

He literally was like, I don't like that. No, I don't really. I think every guy loves that. I think we just need to be checked every once in a while. Once we feel like, you know, we're just coasting and moving through everything, it kind of loses a little bit of the spark. So you just need to be checked? I need to be checked.

But also, you know, I love romance, and so I want a little bit of romance and a little bit of fire. Okay. What, like, romance meaning? because romance means something different. Romance to me means, like, laying out my PJs on the bed. Having my skincare routine laid out. It's not romance. I don't know what that is.

Dogs. Like, what is your romantic night? That screams guy trip. I, I'm, if Jason laid out my PJs and had, like, a glass of wine and the dogs were in the bed, I'd be like, do you want to do this? I'd be like that air traffic control, like. Yeah, but right, weep, whoop. Love that. No, I mean, it's all of that.

It's just moments being with, you know, the one that you really care about. Those are romance moments for me. Just little moments where you don't have to go out. Just enjoying each other's time. That's literally all that I need. Because honestly, it's a lonely boy season right now. I've watched like five rom-coms by myself.

It is hot girl season. It's hot girl season, which means all us, independent ladies are like, we don't need. Exactly. That's the heartful part. Yeah, it's okay. That's the worst part. They'll get over it.

Yeah. And then they'll be like, wait, I need a... Yeah, it's going to get cold. It's going to get cold. You know, I'm a furnace. I'm a heater. I'm a furnace. I don't cut the heat on.

Are you a cuddler? You got, I'm a big cuddler. That's the thing. I'm just a teddy bear. It's a teddy bear. I love your facial expression so much. Like, those people don't know this. obviously I saw these guys all the time

behind the scenes before it was aired and one of my favorite things was Andrew he'd always be like this I just like me I do that so much yeah but I love it that was spot on thank you I hate that I do that

but I notice it I notice it I don't do accents but I do impressions like look at me I'm Craig Craig's Craig's giving me major Joe vise from you so Oh no, wait, who?

You're scoping out in here, man. Wait, what vibes? It's his name Joe from you? No, you're giving me mega, mega, what is Andy's ex-boyfriend's name? Josh Murray. Stand up, Josh Murray. Everybody look. Is that not Josh Murray?

Yeah! Who's Josh Murray? I'm so sorry. I have no idea who we're talking about. At this point, I think you're fucking trolling us. I think the joke's on us. I don't even think. I think you actually know who Josh Murray is.

Not a clue. Who that is. Is that like a bachelor person? Again, I kind of like it. I kind of like that you don't know. It's, you know, it's, I know faces. That's the thing. Well, look at that face right there, and you would know who Josh Murray was.

No, that's true. Joe. No, that's also, who's Becca with right now? Oh, who's Thomas? That's Thomas. Yeah, you're Thomas, too, man. You're just, you're just a million people. My God. I'm so sorry. Miniface God. That's a Game of Thrones reference. People don't understand that. We were talking about dating apps, and I have, you guys remember when I used to do Can You Nots? Okay. You wouldn't know. I'm ready I know that

Say it in the voice Because I was briefed I was briefed on this Okay Everybody on three Can you not One two three Can you not

Can you not? Can you not Dating apps edition Can you not dating app edition Okay So like for example This is what I don't do Dating apps

But I've scrolled for my friends Can you not just hold a fish? Why are you holding a fish? You're not dating other guys to go fishing with. Yeah, that's true. Can you not hold a fish? What do you got? I'm going to go, can you not use Snapchat filters like the dogs?

I don't know why you have a dog face. As your profile picture? Or the hearts everywhere? I don't know what's going on. Right, right. I don't know what's going on. It's catfishing is what it is. It's really not.

I'm just so distracted by, like, all the hearts. Yeah, remember when I beat Neve on Dancing with the Stars? Andrew doesn't even know. Did you know Neve from Catfish? Yeah, I know Neve from Catfish. I'm not that young, guys. Okay. I just watch Sports Center around the clock.

Okay, Andrew. Then what is my association with Neve? Dancing with the Stars. Oh. You said it. Like, that's why I know. You are forgiven. I don't know if you guys know, but I won the Mirabal.

Love that. Okay, can you not post shirtless photos of yourself at the gym? Craig? Do you? Come on, guys. Okay, he doesn't. Okay. Oh, you're married.

Oh, that was a really sweet answer. He goes, I'm married. First of all, who doesn't like shirtless pictures at the gym? Me. If it was Tyler Taylor. and I bet you double tap that. I, yeah, exactly. Okay, you know what?

If it was Andrew S, we would double tap it too. Okay. Oh, cr. Fair enough. Okay, what? Do you got another one for me? I saw that face. You got to get away with that.

What happened? What face? Oh. Yeah. Yeah. You had a mouthful of a line and you wanted to really make it clear that you would like to see him

with his shirt. off. Absolutely. Okay. Switch blazers? Should be swimming in this thing. There's no way, but I would look great.

Should we try? If I put that blazer on, you better cue Michael Jackson. If I put that blazer on. Big man. in a little coat. You got to throw it over your shoulders. No, you just drape it.

Uh-huh. Drape it. Why do I feel like a pimp? You look really good. Yeah, just get the limp. Yes. Uh. Yes.

Uh. Okay, wait. So we can, we'll let Chris cue it up. We're going to confess. Yes. All right, let's do this. So, this is really hot. I told you I'm a furnace.

I just, I just radiate heat. I'm a furnace myself. Oh, you guys are so cute. Oh, she's shoaling shoulder. You guys are so cute. I thought you'd be like, oh, my God. But you're like, ooh, okay. I'm just going to, you know.

Was that her collarbone? It's my calabical. and it's my favorite part of my body. They got that in the final? Why did I almost just go, okay? Oh my God, I love you guys. We are such family, you know, I have my nipple pierced. That's so sweet.

Craig, don't make my contact with me. Joe's writing this all down. She's got a nipple piercing, and I cannot believe this right now. The way she's drinking her drink. Keep going. Keep drinking. Okay, confess something to us.

Actually, I was on Caitlin's podcast before, and I had a confession, okay? So my confession was I had the world's worst. Feet. Feet, yeah. So you watched it. Yeah, they listen. So I have a gift for you. Um, this is only for Caitlin only.

So, you know, first of all, I just want to say another congrats for podcasts throughout the year, baby. That's, first of all, that's really nice, but I think I'm the only one who promoted it. So, like, that's really one, but thank you. So here's a thing. You know, humans have their ups and downs, you know, sometimes we're down. So when you're down, this is a gift to let you know that it could always be worse. So here. Oh.

It's a gift from me. You got to flip the other side. I wrote poorly in English. Congrats. Podcasts of your... How did you fucking find footprint wrapping paper? That took a lot of time,

the footprint. That's the most thoughtful part of the whole gift. Honestly, that's actually like in the paternity section. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No pressure for you and Jason.

You can't show the crowd. Yeah, of course I'm showing the crowd. No, no, no, no, no. I mean, they're not. You can't show them! No, no, no. Like, literally. Aren't our friendship.

Caitlin? Okay, I won't. I won't. That is for your eye. Wow. That's like 12 hours on a flight. I mean, you put flowers next to each foot. I really dressed it up.

You clearly had some imprinted socks on before you took this off. I did. I did. There's a Blistex chapstick beside it. It's in my pocket now. No, please don't show. No, this is for my eyes only. This is a warm hug on a cold day.

I wrote on the frame because I thought that'd be cute. I don't know. To my favorite podcaster. Yeah, absolutely. KB. I listen every week. Are you guys weekly listeners? Just making sure.

I'm getting emotional. Me too, a little bit. I can't believe you did this for me. I'm just emotional because I don't want you show the people. my feet. I mean, this says a lot about our friendship. I know, no, we're there. Like, we're, we're, this was like,

she's got the camera ready. Can we confiscate this somehow? I mean, if anyone wants to see them, it's on my Off the Vine page at Off the Vine podcast. They're blurred out, by the way, so. Oh, they are blurred out. They're blurred out. This really is internet.

That was the one thing. I was like, hey, you got to. blur them out. Oh, this is really honestly just so, like, keep that, like, deep in your closet or, like, under your bed. Okay. And if Jason has a question, you'd just be like,

just, if you need to throw up one day, just look at these. If I ever have a... They look like a wolf paw. Look, I had a... I call mental breakdowns, menti bees, because it sounds cute. I had a...

Oh, take it off. I had a mentee bee the other night where I had a full-blown meltdown. Don't get sad. I got over it in like an hour. And all I needed was this to get out of my MENT TV. No, this is there's nothing worse that can happen in life. Yeah. Than a pair of feet like this.

So literally when you're having a terrible day, I even threw a filter on it. I used Visco for the first time. So I was like, oh, this is what it does. So I threw the filter on it. It looks good. Those are actually

quite lovely. These are kind of cute. I honestly, I thought they were cute. because of the filter I put on and I was like you know what maybe they're not that bad and you just confirmed that for me so I feel a little bit better okay can you tell I was wearing two different size yeah yeah I can tell I'm no morals I was weirdly staring and studying anyways thank you for that I'm gonna yeah no problem anytime you want a foot picture just let me know thanks for listening vinos I'm

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