Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Bridin’ Dirty Tour Recap with Clio #VinosOverVows

Episode Date: January 13, 2022

Everyone’s favorite manager, ultimate stage mom, and godmother to Pinot and Ramen, Clio de la Llave, is joining Kaitlyn to recap the fourth and rowdiest OTV tour yet: Bridin’ Dirty! And, it's only fitting that Kaitlyn is joining Clio virtually from Dancing with the Stars tour, because tour life never ends. These two may still be slightly hungover from popping bottles of Spade & Sparrows, but they’re ready to give the vinos their top tipsy moments, their tour highs and lows, and share which cities were the loudest and most LIT (are the kids still saying that?). Kaitlyn also shares some behind the scenes moments from the DWTS tour so far, including a crowd compliment AND a crowd booing, and reveals a new Instagram account that will be your new favorite follow (@roadieramino). The two wrap it up with a game of How Do You Proceed?, where Clio puts Kaitlyn in some sticky tour situations. Surprise to no one, KB handles it like a champ!   MATCH - Are you guys ready for something more? If you know what you want and are not afraid to say it, download Match. LIVING PROOF - Visit LivingProof.com/VINE and use code VINE to get 10% off your first purchase.  USANA - Visit USANA.com to see each Active Nutrition product for yourself and make sure to use the promo code Podcast15 at checkout to save 15% on your Active Nutrition order.  QUICKVUE - Pick up a QuickVue® At-Home OTC COVID-nineteen Test over-the-counter from your local retailer or visit QuickVueathome.com. PROGRESSIVE - Get a quote today at Progressive.com.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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you have to say about anything bachelor let's shake it up some more here's katlin oh hello good morning good afternoon good night whatever time you're listening from welcome to grape therapy. I'm your host, Caitlin Brestow, and as you all know, I'm on tour, live it out the old dream, and finally get into tour on a tour bus. I always laugh, because Imman is on one of the buses, too, and he's always like, guys, we're going on a bus. And he always says, happy birthday, and we're going on a bus. It's like his two things that he says, you know what? It might have been an inside joke. Maybe I had to be there. Anyways, I also still haven't had time to recap my live, bright and dirty tour podcast, which was actually originally

supposed to be on a tour bus as well, but, you know, COVID. But let me tell you guys, okay, what a tour it was. I started off in Minneapolis and Chicago, headed to Boston, New York, D.C., Charlotte, and ended it with two shows in a hometown, Nashville, which has been really special. I just can't explain it. It was just so great getting out there again, getting to see the vinos in the blush. I essentially got to have my, you know, like my bachelor's party with 5,000 vinos. I mean, that's pretty freaking cool.

so our tagline for this podcast was vinos before vows and that pretty much sums it up okay you've all been there for me from day one of my relationship with jason you've been there well you know what since before that even and you've just been so supportive and it's been awesome sharing this whole ride with all of you i had a girl come up to me in the mall in Nashville the other day she's like i'm a vino and i think i just blurted out like i love you it's like a little code if you're a vino i'm like I love you. So let me tell you there was, well, too much fun. Dance parties, wine, tequila shots, crowd surfing, just all around GTs, okay, good times that was had on this tour. And since you couldn't all be there, I thought that Cleo, who produced the tour and was at every show with me,

thank God for Cleo, would be the perfect person to recap the tour today with and give you a little behind-the-scenes stories, just catch up with Cleo, talk about my experience so far on the Dancing with the stars to us. So that's pitter-patter. Let's get at her, hey. Hey, bud. Hi, Cleo. Would you like to be Pino and Rahman's godmother? Yes. It's not in writing, but it's recorded. So signature right here, boom, on the dot. So those of you who are listening, if you saw my Instagram story, one of my best friends cat asked me to be the godmother to her son the other day. It was she was so cute. They were like, Caitlin, go look at these funny onesies. We got. for Chandler and I was like okay and so I went to look and one was like excuse me good sir I

seem to have shat my pantaloons and I was like that's so funny and they're like look at the next one it's even better and I flipped the onesie and I was holding him and I just looked at it and I was like we'd be my godmother and I was like I said no because I was like you don't mean that and I was just like started sobbing oh my gosh I just love babies stop but I'm sure I was going to ask you, because then the video was so short, but did you just, like, cry for, like, two minutes? Yeah. I immediately a stronger bond to him. Like, I was holding him, and as soon as I knew, I was his godmother, I was like, because Jason always makes fun of me because I call him our baby. And he's like, no, it's just cat and worth a baby. I was like, no, it's our baby.

And then Jason came over, like, 20 minutes after that. And I was like, it really is our baby now. Yep, 100%. Wait, so do you have, like, will you do any kind of, like, little ceremony or, or no? I think she'll probably get him, like, christened or baptized, so I'll be there for that. But otherwise, I think, like, I don't know exactly what that term means, but she said, you don't have to do anything. You just has got it, and now he's going to call me his fairy, because I'm going to be his fairy godmother. Oh, I love it. Well, congratulations, big deal.

I know we popped a bottle of Dom. Yes, for a celebration. Now you have to get, like, a little baby Dom for Chandler. Yeah, we'll get him a little. little baby bottle and it'll just say dumb on it but it's really his milk. And he can, well, no, what if you got him a real one? He pops it with you when he's 18. Or no, 21.

18. Yeah, I know. He's 21. 18's Canadian. Oh, that's such a good idea. I'm going to do that. Okay. That sounds good.

I love that. It'll be a bottle of spade and sparrows because, or I don't know, would that, you know, let it age. It's the same one that you have from 20, 21. Yes. The year of his birth. Oh my God, I love it. He doesn't like red wine.

Oh, no, just, you know what, save one of each. You're a really good con mother. I'm thoughtful like that. Well, speaking of wine and champagne, I'm still hungover from Pop and Bottles for your last show on a tour. I'm like, literally, I'm not drinking this month. I was like, I had enough to drink on tour. Yeah, that tour was, I mean, the tours are always wild. That one just felt like it was like everybody would, well, not always.

only was at my like quote unquote bachelor at party but people you know have been so cooped up for two years and haven't been to like live shows and the podcast tour had been put on hold so we were all just making up for lost time and I just for like anyone that was a vinyl that was at these shows I love you you are my hero thank you for holding me up all I crowd surf and sending me tequila shots and just being the beauties that you are there's pregnant women who weren't drinking there was single women who were drinking there was married women who brought their husbands who ended up like dancing on stage and they thought they were in they were like coming to the show being like no this isn't my thing and by the end they're

dancing on stage yeah I definitely think that this was well this was your fourth tour that this was the rowdiest crowd and drank the most and maybe you're right it's because everyone's been cooped up for the last like year and a half like everyone showed up it was like a little scary at times yeah I was like wait I don't want to be responsible for yeah it's like what's going on but then you had a few two cook cocktails and then I'm like okay wait galen let's bring it back feel it in galen I do have been cooped up no I haven't but wait I feel like we should start this podcast with your song with your tour song oh my gosh I haven't even thought about it because now I'm my brain has switched gears into dancing with

the stars live show so I'm like rap and I'm like welcome to dancing with the stars it's been a full year since everybody's been on tour like i like have those lines memorized so i'm like wait what was my run oh uh bright and dirty it's gonna thana they they hated patrolling and trying to get me bright and dirty trying to catch me bright and dirty trying to get me bright and dirty trying to get me bright and dirty get ready for the show hold your head it's about to blow yes looking so damn hot let me show you what i got i'm k b and it's nice to meet Better get ready because I'm the feature You're the student and I'm the teacher

I'm so fast just like a cheetah It's time to slow it down I'm putting on my crown He put a ring on it Now I got some bling on it So get your glass of wine Because it's about that time Let's get crazy dish the tea

Now everybody follow me When I say K, you say B K K, K, K, when I say F C It was so funny because you were like, yeah, you should learn this rap. The girls Stacey and Kayla did who are from the podcast and Instagram page.

I have to call my sister, who, by the way, are the people who do the intro for my podcast. And you were like, yeah, can you memorize this? And I was like, eh, probably not. And then I was like, oh, Caitlin, just do it. And then the night before I was like, okay, get ready for the show. Okay, hold your head. It's about to. And I'm like trying to memorize it.

And then I got on stage in front of 700 people and I completely blew it. I forgot the words. I, like, turned around backwards so they, like, couldn't see me not knowing the lyrics to my own song. Cool. This is going to be a great show. It's like, oh, my God. You told me what you did yourself. I did.

By the second show, I had it down. And it was so, it was just so fun. Those girls are so talented and so cute. And the fact that they wrote me a little rap was so fun. But you're such a good rapper. And it's crazy because obviously anyone who's been to any of your shows gets the performance, you're rapping, you're doing it all. But I actually think that you should release a rap song as your next song. Like, you've always loved rapping.

You're so cute, though, because you're like a stage mom. You're just proud of it. I could poop on stage and you would just be like, that was the best poop you've ever had in your life. I am so proud of you. Consistency was great. Good color. Yeah. You're like the meat and girls mom with the video camera.

I'm like, you're doing, no, and Chris Jenner at the same time. You're doing amazing, sweetie. Well, I don't know. You know what? Let's take it to your IG and say, should I do a rap next? Oh, my gosh. But what if everybody's just like, you know, just keep it in your wheelhouse of singing in your range? And then I like go and write a rap and they're like, yeah.

So much. Yeah, too much. You do have to release a song soon. It's been too long. It's been too long. Too long. I do agree. I should probably, I've been sitting on that whiskey one for like eight years now and everyone's already over it and they haven't even heard it yet. No, that's the next one. I'm sorry. That and then we'll add a wrap first in it. Boom, done. That's it. I'm your manager. That's what's happening. It's not an option. It's happening. I'm telling you right now.

Oh, yeah, but that was. Okay. So Minneapolis was the first show and it was awesome too because that was the only show, unfortunately, that Blake could go to. But it was so great having him back. It was like the gang was back together and we got to have Brandy later to you. But that was awesome. Wait, speaking of Blake really quickly, did you hear he's dating Gianina from Love is Blind? Wait, is it official? I don't know. I just saw it on my search page. I should probably just ask him, but I don't want to like break his own news here on my podcast.

Yes, I do. Let's call him. No, I don't know if it's confirmed, but that's like the remark. What do you think of the pairing? I'm not mad at it. I could kind of see it. I remember Blake said that he liked a girl who's like a little spicy and like a little bit. He likes a little attitude.

I was like, really? And because he's such a nice guy. And then I feel like she's definitely spicy. So I could see it. She's like sweet and spice. And I feel like I could definitely see this pairing. And I'm very curious. My phone's dead right now or I really would call him.

And then maybe we should get him on the podcast to release the news. You know what? He owes me because. I started his DJ career. So the lead I could do is break some news on the pod. Like, come on, Blake, let's get this going. Well, also, it's interesting because when obviously coordinating who was going to be to guess on everyone, DJ, like there's so much back and forth.

And then Becca had just confirmed that she was going to be doing Minneapolis. And then Blake, literally an hour later messages and is like, hey, so unfortunately, it's looking like the only day that I can do is going to be November. third, which was Minneapolis. I mean, obviously, Becca Cufferin, who has her history with Blake, was her runner up. It was very devastating. We all thought she was going to pick

Blake. And then there was some rumors swirling that they were maybe getting back together, but then she went on Paradise, and now she's in love with Thomas. And then Blake was there as my DJ, and Becca was my guest, and Becca's mom was there. And then she was hanging out with Blake backstage, and I was like, the weird world of the bachelor, like, nothing crosses any line,

and it was all good. Yeah. No, and then they were totally cool, and then, oh, of course, the only one he can do is Becca, and you message her and she's like, yeah, totally fine. Yeah, they're like, all good. Yeah. Like normally in an everyday circumstance, you wouldn't want to see your ex or it's weird if you're like, you know, with someone you were in love with before. But then I'm like, we're all just friends. Like, Becca's Kuferrin's one of my favorite humans and Jason was in love with her and we all hang out too.

Like, it's just not weird for see. It's weirdly not weird. Yeah, totally. I feel like you just have to accept that, especially in the Bachelor franchise. Yes, I agree. You have to be okay with it. Okay, I don't know about you, but I always get the urge to hit the reset button when the seasons change, especially when it comes to beauty routines.

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And I was like, is that the new thing now? Like, was Chicago hard? Or is that hard? I don't know. it feels wrong like it was hard yeah it's so hard bro I'm like let's keep it with lit it was lit

was lit though if there's a word I was going to use for Chicago it was lit well Chicago was I would say out of all the stops was definitely the loudest that's because Andrew S was our guest and the ladies love Andrew S but you know it was crazy

I actually think that the loudest crowd was the second crowd and remember it got so loud that all the And you and I started looking at each other and we're like, what is happening? My body was vibrating. And then I think you got so inspired that you're like, wait, Cleo, like, we need to capture this moment. You're like, are we doing this?

And how many times have I tried to get you to sing live? You're like, nope, we've never seen your song. And for the first time ever, you're saying, if I'm being honest to the crowd, it was, I still have goosebumps thinking about it. It was insane. That was bucket list for me. I have a lot of things that I have crossed off my bucket list, and that was one where I was like, you know what, that'll probably never happen because I'm too, I was like, that's one thing I'm

really insecure about is singing in front of people. And then if I was singing and they were like, oh, never heard this song. And because my dream is for like the crowd to sing back to me. So I was like, oh my gosh, everyone knew the words. They were singing it back. They had their phone flashlights on waving it back and forth. And I just, I've never been more in the moment. than I was in that moment. Like, my whole body was goosebumps. I was, like, fully aware that I was living out a dream and, like, just marinating in it. It was insane.

Everyone, oh, my God. Like, the energy in that crowd. And I feel like almost people are so loud at your shows. But in that moment, like, everyone was quiet. You're just seeing these cell phone lights. And it was just, like, yeah, it seemed like out of this world. And I'm going to ask you later, like, your highs and lows from the tour. but for me by far my low was like I was in awe seriously I was like I can't believe this is happening I'm getting the whole thing on camera like on my video and I'm on stage I'm seeing all of the lights I'm like this is insane and then all of a sudden I think because I was going too long and my memory was getting low and my phone just died like it just shut down the camera app and I was like I was like no

And I was like, how are we going to tell Caitlin this? This is like a once-in-a-lifetime thing. So we made the audience do it again. We're like, um... It's like the top highlight, not only of the dream of my life and lost the recording, and we had to redo it again and pretend it was that same moment,

but I don't even... To just remember it and have it in the brain as a in the moment moment instead of... For sure. It really was... Amazing. But yeah, no, but actually speaking of Andrews, I also like absolutely fell in love with Andrews in Chicago. He is the cutest, most energetic, sweetest person ever. And I feel like you guys had such a good, like, chemistry and banter you got each other, even though he clearly is so much

younger and from a different era. Total different era. Like, anyone who doesn't know Alanis Murset cannot be friends with me except for Andrew S. But then he learned. And you know what? At the end of the day, we introduced him to pretty much the singer-songwriter of my generation. And I just feel good about that alone. Also, I didn't realize that, so Alanis Morris said big songs ironic. I did not realize that that was such a, like, singable song. Every single person knows it.

And from then on, I think every single show on the tour, like everyone bust out singing that song. But that was one of my favorite parts of all the shows. Me too. Everyone singing Alanis Morset, every word at the top of their lungs, was truly something I'll never forget. Oh, yeah, totally. All thanks to Andrew S. Yes, all thanks to him being 10 years younger than me

and not knowing who the heck Aladis Morset was. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, DJ Chris, who we had as our other DJ, is he just, does he just go by DJ Chris? Yeah, I think so. He viewed up everything perfectly. the audience loved him and it was just like I don't know he was so much fun but we have to tell the people the story about Andrew like that was also just a DTS literally it was a few hours before

the show yeah he found out that Andrew might not make the show he wasn't even backstage and if we were supposed to go on in 10 minutes usually guests get there an hour before um and then all of a sudden I realized because there's so many things before the show and we're going with the prep doc, all this stuff, and then I look at the clock, and I look at him, like, uh, where's Andrew? Yeah, literally, cutie that he is. What did he do? He, because if anyone remembers when he was on my podcast, he didn't know,

frick, the guy doesn't know. He didn't know Alanis Morsept, but he didn't know who Barbara Walters was when I was interviewing him. And if anyone else remembers from the podcast, he, his confession was how awful and ugly his feet are. Uh, so Andrew was late because he showed. up, he had to get a picture of his feet framed, which I'm looking at them right now. They're terrible.

But it's so cute. He says, like, to Caitlin, like my favorite podcaster, love Andrew. And he has his little feet framed. And then he showed up in a hoodie with Barbara Walters on it, like, just so thoughtful. It's like he wanted to pick up for being like an year's younger and not knowing the people that I loved. And he's like, here's a picture of my feet. And I will wear a Barbara Walter's sweater.

And, yeah. And then we just took it to step further, knowing how much she loves feet, which we, like, so you had already planned this game in the prep doc before him giving you the picture of his feet. So he, like, totally teed it up without even knowing. So I have to give you listeners some context. So I partnered with Dolce Vida for the tour and I found out about their shoes this year. I'm such a huge fan. Cleo, you actually are too. Don't you have those really sick black ones with the white souls?

Oh, yeah. I wear them all the time. a wash right now because there's, I swear them so much. Too much. But yeah, they're awesome. I love their shoes. I know. They're great prices too, especially for the kind of quality they have. But I loved working with them because they're so generous. And so for the tour, they wanted to give a $200 gift card to someone in the audience at every show. So for most cities, I would just pick out like a bride to be in the audience and have her tell me her engagement story. But with Andrew, I thought it would be fun to bring up like three or four girls, have them show us their feet. And

and have Andrew rate them. He's such a good sport about it. Like, if he really hates feet, like that would, like, literally, I would just hate taking my shoes off, but these girls were just, like, showing off their feet. And he actually rated one of the girls, like, a three or four. I'm like, oh, I'm like, he's not holding back. We're like, get this girl some close-toed gelchie meters shoes. Yeah, definitely don't go in the sandal section.

But he took it very seriously. like he's he's just left by me it's like i swear it's because he's probably do honest it's so honest and he does everything he does he just he like really puts his heart and soul behind it yeah no honestly andrew s fan for life yeah andrews fine for life okay okay so one of my highs i guess from the show no this is maybe a low what is it really got kicked out of nashville like these are the top three rated most drunken moments i can remember this that's what that is maybe not a higher or low it's the drunkest moment i ever saw was the girl who got kicked out of nashville because she literally kept standing up and interrupting me and wanting her

boyfriend to propose and he would like look at me and like give the like cut it cut it like don't listen to her and i was like oh my gosh i was like don't beg him like if he he should want to he should want to and you should want him to want to and she was like no i gave him a child and she was just so drunk and she was like he needs to propose and then 10 minutes later she'd stand up again and i was like oh dear god yeah they they had to kick grow out and i was like but it was crazy because i was actually really close at them and i could tell at one point he was like panicking and i was like i honestly feel like he might just drop down on one knee because he feels so much pressure and he just kept looking around and i'm like i felt so bad for him but i think she had just gotten a little

little too excited and I had a few I had a few cocktails I'm sure she woke up really regretting that or did she maybe that is totally fully who she is and she was just embracing it and I respect the hell out of it and she clearly has been thinking about this for a while so she's like it's coming out oh my god yeah she was like well I just felt bad for him because she was like totally humiliating him like he will not propose and I was like oh no this is this isn't going to go in the direction you want it to if this is a little okay i will say like when we're talking about it it really is crazy how many people like how much alcohol is consumed at these shows like i always feel like some of the venues were like um we need to cap actually spade and sparrows was in nashville because

it was let's be there sold out before the show even started i mean that's incredible but also i feel like that's such a big responsibility i'm like i feel like their parent at the same time as their friend is the same at the same time as the podcaster and I'm just like oh god everybody please be careful like drink the right amount and have fun but let's not overdo it but then you get the most jerk no I'm like this is why I should be an influencer because I am influencing right now it's all your fault though like literally everyone's buying you shots while you're podcasting but you just like you're like oh okay you bought the shot I should take it I'm like oh like literally at one point I would say putting water in your shots

because I'm like, yeah, she can't have it anymore. Thank you. That's the, that's the Chris Kardashian. We all know and love. I'm like, she does need to walk out of here. Well, I mean, like you were saying, the venue was being like, remember that girl in Chicago that decided to get up on the chair and table

and she fell to the floor and broke four glasses? Yeah, all of a sudden we just hear like a smash as of what just happened. She's okay. I think she went on the table and then from the table fell on the chair and the chair went all the way down to the floor. Genuinely hope she's okay. If you're out there listening. No, she was. She was. They checked up on her and then I think Adam went and he's like, okay, okay. Thumbs up. We're okay. But like, these girls are probably listening to be like, stop dragging me. But I respect it and I'm glad everybody's okay. would have to be

me after the Chicago airport when I had to wake up at 4.30 a I was definitely still drunk. You woke me up and I was like, oh, you slept over and you're like, yeah, packed for you last night. I was like, thank you. And then you're like, okay, Caitlin,

you got to go get on the plane to L.A. And I was like, I can't believe I have a, what did I say? I can't believe I have to do the live after the mental all. I can't believe I have to do the mental all tonight. You're like, that's tomorrow. I'm like, where am I? I can't believe I have to go and be on camera tonight.

And I was like, no, no, no, you're, you're practicing all the eye. I was laughing so hard. And it's hilarious because, like, you, so this was after your show with Rod, just be Rod. And you were like, you're just like a really like fun amount of buzz. And you're like, I'm like, you're going home, right? You have to wake up in five hours. And you're like, well, what about like one more? I was like, you would.

like all right and then so literally i was i was feeling it too like i remember packing you're like where did you put this and i'm like i actually can't remember like i think it was more drink than i realized which you know what does it though is you know how we put the new uh smart suites the peach rings and we made peach sangria uh you know greggio yeah i think that's like it's so good and it just goes down so like anyone out there if you want to get smart sweets, peach rings, put it in your peanut grigio, and boom, peach sangria. Easy recipe out there. You should have a name for it.

Oh, the smart grigio. Be smart. Great campaign. I love it. That was actually, that was too good. They went down easy. Yeah, they sure did. All right, it's that time of the year.

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It was so fun. And two would just be, like, seeing all the vinos, like, in person. Even though I'm like, I couldn't be like, hey, look, there's Sarah. Like, there is Amanda. I don't know. But just like I feel, I feel so connected to everyone that lessons. Oh, no.

Oh. No. Roman. There's key. It comes and decorates my house for Christmas. Yeah. You're taking down the decorations. Oh, she's just taking it down now.

Yeah. Oh, that's nice. You got to enjoy it. Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Okay, I think we're good. No, yeah. That was actually pretty.

That was. There he is. He was so excited to see the vines, too. That's how I'm just saying. One of my favorites was in New York. Do you remember there was that guy in the crowd, and he was the most fabulous guy. He had the coolest shirt on. And I don't know. How did it start that everyone started?

Because sheared him on. So Robin, Robin and I kind of touched on this on our podcast. We did not too long ago because she pointed out his shirt. She was like, oh, my gosh, that guy's wearing the best shirt. like all rhinestones. And then he stood up and he had like the best hair, the best shirt. And we were like, oh, take your moment. And he just started strutting around and dancing.

And it started to dance party in New York. And it was so fun. I also loved having my Oprah moment with not only the vibrators, but with Vanity Planet giving away the free face steamer to everyone in the audience. Because I've never, I don't know if I've ever had a product that I have, one, loved myself, but that people ask about all the time as much as the face steamer. like people want that face steamer at all time that i'll even get dns of people like months after being like hey do you still have a code for the face steamer and so i was like

you get a face steamer and you get a face steamer and i was just like i felt like Santa Claus before christmas giving out a bunch of freaking face steamers to everybody no that was so cool people were so pumped about that and they're like they're like but we we each get like a full steamer is it for table and you're they're like you're like no you get one and you're like throwing them out that was that was awesome okay then i try and think about lows and i honestly think the only one was like if i ever had to wake up at 5 a.m the next day to fly or when we did two shows in boston one in the day and then one at night and i like didn't have breakfast i only had tequila so in between shows i just like had a full-blown three-hour nap and i was just like

how am i going to do this again but you know what the vina always get me through everything i literally see their faces and I'm like, let's go again. Can we post a picture that I took of you sleeping on off the vine? It's so crazy because people would have no idea. Like you're, when you're on stage, it's like it consumes you, you get so much energy. You feed off the crowd. And then afterwards, like, you had barely slept. I don't even know how you, how you did that show.

And then literally for three hours, like you, and you just pass out. And then I was like, how is she going to do it again? The second you came out of the night show, it was like electric again. It's crazy. It's just fun. I'm lucky I love what I do. Yeah. And it's just real talent.

You were meant to be on stage. I'm so excited to come see you're dancing with the stars. Oh my gosh. It's been so much fun doing Dancing with the Stars because I get to not only host, which is like my dream job and I love doing it, but I also get to dance. And the combination of seeing Dancing with the Stars fans, performing in front of an audience, dancing and hosting like with all these pros like I it's another one of those things where I'm on stage in a little dance costume and I just soak it all in there was a guy oh my gosh okay

first show first show and dancing with the stars we're doing like our whole show and right at the end I'm saying like thank you to everyone who comes out and we're going to do one last dance and I had a moment a pause like to go into the next thing I was going to say and a guy shouted out from the back of the crowd you're sexy I was like me I like looked behind me I was like I was like um sir with number one thank you but too I'm trying to do a show here where where was I oh my god you're really living the tour life it's been as it'll be so it'll be four months of of touring that's crazy I'll definitely be ready to come home after that like I am home for one day right now just soaking up all

the time with the dogs and I'm just obsessed with them and it's just so hard to be away from them. But if anybody listening wants to go follow an account I started, it's my mom bought me a gift, which you know about Cleo. My mom bought me a huge like golden retriever stuffed animal to put on my bed. So I feel like I'm cuddling the dogs. And so I named him Rody Ramino because it's Raman Pino and he's on the road. And so Rody Ramino has an Instagram account and he's going to be the emotional support animal for the Dancing with the Stars tour.

And we're going to just put him on all the adventures. He's going to be drinking spayed and sparrows on the bus. He's going to go on stage once, like during a rehearsal. He's going to be, you know, like being with all the dancers and we're going to take different pictures of all the behind the scenes adventures. So it's R-O-A-D-I-E, Rodey, and then Romino, R-A-M-I-N-O. And then so are all the dancers in on this? They're like, yep, we're, oh, I love it.

It's going to be like the whole dance cast dog. Yeah. My goal is to get him to a bunch of followers and then like get him brand deals and then donate that money to like bunnies buddies. Oh my God. That would be amazing. Kay, I'm so in.

Everyone listening has to go follow and you'll see behind the scenes moments from the tour with Romino. Oh, I love. Wait, actually, so speaking about the tour, I'm excited about this idea. How would you proceed? I know you got a couple good ones with Jason. So are you ready? That's my favorite game.

And I always want someone to. play like ask me these questions oh i have some i have some brand dirty related ones for you um okay so we're backstage and it's 15 minutes from showtime and the guest hasn't showed up yet and turns out their flight got delayed and they can't make the show anymore how do you proceed oh easy i could talk to a brick wall for an hour i would just add a couple new segments in i would pull up people from the stage i would just face time like the bachelor franchise people that people wanted to hear from and we would just we would just go with the flow roll with the punches i love it that's what i figured uh okay so you get on stage and everyone starts booing how do you proceed this happened to me

on dancing with the stars when i came out with alan because alan and i have this banter where i find him like a mosquito like i just want to slap him and he's like always in my ear and he's just like this little irritating mosquito i love him but but it's just like an inside little thing and so he came out on stage and he was like flirting with the girls in the crowd and I was like I come out and I go Alan this isn't the bachelor it's dancing with the stars and he was like oh you don't think I could blah blah blah and I was like no and then all the girls started booing me because they were like boo we love Alan and I was like you do I was like wow I always wondered what that would feel like to get booed on stage it's one of my biggest fears so that was a funny moment if I came out and everyone

booed I honestly think I would quit my job I would be like you know what it was a great run no I wouldn't I would it would probably like light a fire under my ass and I would be like let's all have a talk about this what did I do wrong how could I be better you're going to say that what's going on here like yeah let's talk through this because um that was a really horrible feeling and I never want to feel it again so how can we correct this okay I like it it's good getting right to the root of it perfect um okay so mid show a girl somehow gets on stage and comes directly for you and kisses you right on the lips how do you proceed You hot? Just kidding. I would probably get an immediate COVID test. And I would say, sweetie, we're in a

pandemic. Thank you for the affection. But you, you kiss her again. This is returning your kiss. She's like, what? Definitely what I would do. And then I would file a restraining order. clear better details okay so mid show your stomach is really acting up and all of a sudden you don't know which way it's going to come out how do you proceed

I would just be honest I would be like look I'm being honest I would like play that song and be like something's coming up either at BRB and everyone could sing while I go do my business like DJ Chris cue up the song I'd be like and I would just like run off stage and then I would probably come back in tears because I don't like throwing up and you know it. Oh, no, no, that would kind of ruin, it would put a damper on the show for sure.

Actually, my favorite, how do you proceed on the tour? When you asked Jason, you're about to give birth, and he has tickets to go see the Buffalo Bills in the Super Bowl champion, how do you proceed? And for the first time, and like, like, it's like, yeah, he really had to think about it, but at the end of the day, he did say he'd be there for our child's birth, so that's good. You get points there, Jason, not. So it's actually really funny. So these are a few questions.

So I'm going to just say a couple words and see if you remember where it came from on the show. So the first one was I was about to go crazy with the toes. I was about to go crazy with the toes. I was about to go crazy with the toes. This is not good because I did drink a fair amount during these podcasts. You definitely have a disadvantage. I'm going to go. with Andrew.

You would think. Oh, that's a trick question. Who was it? Justin at the D.C. show. Oh, wait, I do remember that. I was about to go crazy when he was ballet dancing. Yeah. So before he broke out into his ballet dance for the charades game,

he said that sentence. You're like, what? And he freaking killed it. Oh, Justin. He's one of my favorite humans, too. He was, I think, the most surprising guess for me that you had. See, and I knew him, and I knew that side of him. So everybody could see that side of him.

He's incredible. God, I love him. Okay, so who said this? I swear to God, I don't know how to twerk, but I'll do it. Oh, Jason. Yeah. Let's talk about Jason's twerking. I called bullshit on that guy not knowing how to do.

He's practicing. He's better than me, and I practice. Again, for those of you who didn't see Caitlin's stories, there was twerking, there was splits, there was all of the things. is breakdancing. Oh, yeah, we really went for it. It's a performer. Okay, so this is so good. One Tardick forever.

One Tardick. Did I say that? No. You were asking the crowd, this is out of all shows in Charlotte when his parents were there. And you were asking people for a recommendation for your wedding hashtag. Didn't someone say one, tardick and I was like one tar dick. Yeah, that's, yeah, exactly.

One tar dick forever. And I was like, wait. That's brilliant. So good. It's so good. Oh, I like it. Let's not forget about this one. KB's chugging skills were exposed.

Oh. Um. Oh my God. I just put two and two together. What? So this was Chicago. night too so some of the vinos ended up icing you oh you remember and and obviously you can't drink vodka so then someone's like clue do it not only can i not drink vodka but i also cannot chug that's something

i just cannot do right so when i got iced i'm like uh-oh and then someone's like well someone's got to do it and i was on stage shaking content and i was like oh okay fine so i did it so now it all makes sense why I was actually so tracking my cheek. And for the bad packing job. So actually, it's not my fault. It's whoever iced you his fault. Yeah, that was good, though. They, like, got me a little bridal package,

and there was, like, a veil and all the stuff. And then all of a sudden, there was an ice, a smear off ice at the bottom, and they iced me. It was so good. I wish those smear off ice would come in other, like, malt or gin flavors. Because it's pretty delicious. I know. I was delicious at first by the end.

I was like, oh, no, this is so sweet. Oh, thanks. Hey, I have one last one for you. This is so butch. I'm going to throw up. Low, 100%. Who was he in person meeting? Jason?

Yeah. Yeah. You've had the book of those bills. It's so funny. Oh, low. He was a good one there. Oh, I have so much fun. Thank you for like everything you did with a tour.

And I don't know, like, how would we do that tour without you and Adam and Graham? and like it's just that we had do booths and we had spayed and sparrows and we had you guys taking the content and the vinoes it was just like truly magical and um it was so fun we got to go to great cities and i mean the vinas are amazing great guests so i mean right for now i was like very excited for the break but it was it was probably my favorite tour yet it was just awesome so if anyone out there hasn't got their tickets yet dwts tour dot com because that show's really fun too. Holy crap. The dancing is incredible. It's funny. It's so entertaining and it's just like a feel-good show. I'm coming on Friday.

I can't wait. Oh, you're going to love it, Clio. It's so cool. Oh, I like, no, honestly. Like, I think I was supposed to last week and I didn't go and I'm like, damn it. Wait, can we do, can we meet up and do our vision board for 2022 because we have not done that yet? 100%. I know.

Well, if you just had an hour. I know. Okay, we'll definitely do a vision board for 202. 2022 and let's put on um or maybe we already actually know we just did that i was like let's put on off the vine page like what people's 2020 goals are but we just did that so if you haven't go leave a comment yes and i feel like i'm being despi despisito desperate but like can can we start telling people to like late leave ratings and reviews on my podcast again because i hear everyone else doing it and i'm like does that really make a difference and everyone's like yes for advertisers

so you know how to help me help you so leave me a rate you take like a little 30 seconds. Yeah, I love you. I love you too. We love you. Um, it's no fun doing podcasts with you, Clea. I feel like, not that I feel pressure with other podcasts, but I'm always like, oh, I just get to have a little quick catch up with Clee and like. Oh, and I'll take it through days. You busy with me. That was awesome. Thanks for having me. Yeah, I'm so excited to see you Friday. And, um, let's create some visions for 2022. What else can we manifest? I was going to say, what else is in the manifesting? I'm scared. I don't know. It's going to be good.

A baby. Two babies. No, no, no. We both need to plan our wedding before we... Yeah, yeah. Let's do that. Okay. Okay.

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