Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Burning Down The House with Kaitlyn & Shawn

Episode Date: February 15, 2018

Kaitlyn's back with an update on the latest episode of the Bachelor (including truffle hunting, a second Kissing Bandit, and the even-more-dreaded triple date) with Shawn B and a noisy Tucker Doodle in the background. Then they take to social media to answer your questions! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm going to try and get through this podcast without coughing, but I keep choking on a carrot that I had about five minutes ago. Okay, hey you guys. Hey you. Hey you guys. That doesn't help the joke. It's Thursday. And you know what that means?

I always try and make it a positive. It's almost Friday, which means it's basically the weekend. I'm going to say that every Thursday. I will say I had a lot of coffee today that seems to be kicking in, and now I'm doing wine. So buckle up. I'm doing it. it. Did anyone

this week get excited that it was Monday from our last grape therapy session? Maybe go into the week a little differently. No? Okay, cool, cool. Also, how's everybody's Valentine's Day? Another touchy subject along with Mondays, if you're single and you're sad about it, where I'm here to tell you,

it's a stupid holiday anyways. Just kidding. No, don't clap. I was about to whisper and say, just kidding. It's so romantic. And I had the best day with Shambi. even though I'm recording this on, what day is it today, Tuesday? Tomorrow's Valentine's Day for us,

but you'll be hearing this the day after Valentine's Day. I found a stat and Sean's here at home and I'm like, can you go in a different room because I have to talk about the stat that I found about Valentine's Day and I don't want him to hear it because then he's going to know what part of his gift is. I want to hear it now. So apparently,

apparently 12% of Americans That's a very small percentage, by the way, give their significant other cologne or perfume for Valentine's Day. Well, guess what? Yes. I need a clone. I'm in the lame percentile. That's right. I got cologne for Sean B.

Because I want to make sure he still wears the same scent as the night I met him. Remember? I always talked about... Well, we can't tell people what it is. No, I know. Don't you remember, though, that I was always talking about how good you smell. and then you gave me your t-shirt that was sprayed in your cologne during the show so like basically we're a couple of eighth graders I got you I'm sure that 12 percentile is like

eighth graders you chew chew choose me oh for sure yeah so we're eighth graders so that's cool was actually the first gift I was ever given by a girlfriend when I was in the fourth grade she got me three tubes of sample cologne and I freak out because that's serious I was serious and I broke up with her you dick you dick you dick She's written her name too. Don't say it. I don't want to hear about your fourth grade girlfriend. Just kidding.

But yeah, I still have the t-shirt that you gave me. And no, I will not tell you. We're not telling you what kind of cologne Sean B is wearing because Sean doesn't want all the dudes wearing it, but I don't want a bunch of women out there smelling their men thinking about Sean B. That's my excuse. Anyhow, now you know you're part of your Valentine's Day gift.

What's the other part? I'm not telling you. You got any more? Yeah, but like little cute stuff, not like expensive stuff. Thanks, babe. All right, you're welcome. I've been meaning to go and get that clone. too. I ran out a while ago. I know. I saw

an empty bottle just sitting there. Does anybody else hate when their guy touches their lower stomach? You're being cute, but you're like, okay, thanks, baby, and you rub my little gut. So long, Viner's. Sean's leaving now. I was like, you're going to hear the gift anyways. We might as well get your

reaction. Woo, cologne, cool. Anyways, he's gone now. He's gone now. We can talk about him. Anyways, guys, welcome to great therapy with me, myself, and I, breaking down this week's bachelor episode what a big freaking question mark this week was like w t f even happened the majority of my recaps i feel like i'm going to start with i was a little confused this is my guess is something is happening at the end of the season where they have to go in and now do like last minute like a switch

up and switch the storyline and editing or something and i want to be super clear on this do not tweet me spoilers. I am a spoiler-free zone. I stay away from them. I don't like ruining surprises. I was never the kid to look at Christmas presents before Christmas morning, actually except for one time, but I was like 17 and I wanted my new clothes and I picked them all out and my mom just wrapped them so that I had gifts to open on Christmas because she was great like that. But anyways, it doesn't count. It doesn't count. Anyways, I'm just guessing because this episode made zero sense to me. I want to be able to keep some of the magic of the show for you guys, but like editing can be something that you can never and will never wrap your head around.

I've seen it and I've experienced it firsthand and I'm still like editing. What? How did they do it? Like editing is a beautiful thing and a very ugly thing at the same time. So let's just leave it at that. I feel like we're missing out on a lot and we notice it in this episode. And I'm sure everybody's hoping that we just forget about it and move on. But I'm again, big question mark this week.

So let's get into the dates. actually first a shameless plead if you will uh to the renaissance tuscany resort and spa can i please please stay and like i'll give you like an instagram post like every day or something okay now we wait so long hair becca probably has a tough time watching back this season because or maybe just this episode because she's confessing to him that she's still in love with him and he's all like I feel really stuck with a romantic connection and wants to see if they can get it back, but she's like, I'm in love with him. But apparently all you need to say to Ari is, hey, I'm in love with you.

And he's all like, okay, cool. I can totally see this working. Not too much to say about this date. Long hair, Becca says, hey, if I wasn't into this, I wouldn't be here and I'm here for you. Which I always laugh because I'm like, yeah, right, even if you weren't. Like, as if you wouldn't stay and wait it out and see what happens and travel the world and get more Instagram followers. Welp, enter Jacqueline. I was a little confused with Jacqueline's approach to leave Ari.

I'm not sure if she wanted him to beg for her to stay, or she genuinely just enjoys sabotaging her own happiness, which I think we can all be guilty of. Sometimes I look for things to be wrong with Sean because then I can stay small and not get hurt. Then I'm like, oh, nothing cool. I was going to tell you things that were wrong. I'm like, no, that's rude.

But that's a conversation for Kendall. This is a conversation for Kendall. If we're going to go deep, we've got to get Kendall on the podcast. But with Jacqueline, she clearly is into him. She keeps making out with him while she says she has to leave. And I'm still confused as to why she left. But she even said herself, oh, it's too good. I think he really liked her too.

Anyways, I do have respect that she kept her word and did leave. Because, like I said, I think a lot of girls would stay for the adventure and see, like, what countries they're going to next. and, you know, it just gets better with time. Or maybe she was like, dude, I have six more years of school, and Paradise is calling my name. It can help me with the student debt. Either way, I should have got her to call into the podcast.

But on that, no, I'm realizing that people need to get approval from ABC to come on my podcast. And then by the time they do, it's kind of old news, you know? I'm not necessarily saying that the girls are old news, just like them getting kicked off is kind of old news because that's a new week and there's, you know, Who would you really want to hear from on my podcast? Out of the ones who have been sent home, see, you'll probably say Becca right now, but then by next week, when she gets an approval,

you'll want whoever is sent home the next week. You know, podcasting is hard. Help me. After the season of The Bachelor, I was on, we were told we couldn't tweet or Instagram, but that didn't work out for anyone. And actually, they asked me to delete my Twitter account and my Instagram account before going on filming.

And I was like, yeah, sure, totally. And then I didn't. Anyways, Ari says to Jacqueline, if you want to come back, let me know. So part of me thinks maybe she's going to make a comeback, but it'll be too late. Because then at that point he'll meet families. I don't know. Who knows? P.S. did I mention I'm excited to be Uncle Gary.

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so they would have to like throw training wheels on or something, humiliate her. It didn't happen. I feel like they do all the traumatic stories like in the beginning because it's entertaining. So Ari says at the beginning of his date with Lauren B, like I'm very attracted to Lauren, duh, we all are, but she's holding back. There's a big weight on this week. I can't put off making hard decisions.

And now it's time to evaluate our future and see if there could be a future because I'm deeply falling in love. Okay, we'll get there. But side note, Lauren eating pizza is like the cutest thing I've ever seen. Definitely not how I eat pizza. But again, I've never had pizza on national television. So you have to probably like be in your own head like, okay, don't be a friggin pig like you would at home on a be on Friday night. you're on national television get your shit together so are he's wanting to have a breakthrough moment with lauren b and by breakthrough i mean he just needs to hear that she's falling in love with him

and then that's all that's it that's it for him so they have a cheers to breaking down walls and then i don't know what happened to the rest of the date because after they're loud gulping noises i turned the tv off i was like i'm out yep so that's grape therapy take no i'm just kidding I still watched. But what is going on with these, like, misophonia triggers? Do they know I'm watching? They're still, they've, like, still got it out for me about the Snapchat. They're like, how can we still trigger Katelyn?

I got it, misophonia, as I'm, like, trying not to gulp into the microphone. Like I said, podcasting's hard, especially by yourself. I'm trying to, like, sip wine, not give you misophonia. I also, like, keep gulping into the mic and then be like, oh, my God, people are going to come out. So I think we missed a lot of this conversation between them. I don't feel like there's one person that wasn't confused by this date. I don't really see like the passion between them. I guess I always compare it to my season two.

Like, I feel like it was very obvious from day one that I was like, duh, Sean. But I don't feel like he's been super obvious with any of them. He's just kind of got like an okay connection with most of them. but I just don't see the passion between them. I just see her being like, she's holding back everything except for telling him she's in love. He's kind of like, hey, like, I really like you, you're hot.

She said she's starting to fall in love with him. He leaves the table. First of all, not a smooth move. Even if you're coming back to tell her that you're falling in love to, again, who knows what is cut out or what isn't shown. But my favorite is when she says, I'm really good at reading people and when you walked away

I felt like something was off Lauren I really like you but it does not take a good judge of character to know something was off if you tell someone you're falling in love and they walk away something for sure is off but then after not I don't know not much conversation between the two of them

again don't know what's cut out but I haven't seen much conversation or passion through them for this whole season for that matter but he says he believes he's falling deeply in love with her, deeply. Which leads me to believe there's just so much more to this relationship and this connection and the conversation that we just haven't seen. Something's fishy and I can smell it from here.

Ew, P.S. what a gross saying. Something's fishy. I smell something fishy. I'm going to make up a saying and I just, not right now. I'll think about one. But I hope it sticks and I hope it's gross like that. And I hope in like 500 years, people are still saying it. And they're like, who thought of that?

And you would have heard it here first, folks. Anyways, I just think something is off with this connection and what we know about it. Or don't know about it. My theory is he walked away because he wanted to ask the producer is like, hey, can I tell her that I'm falling in love too? And maybe rip a toot while he was at it. But because on the show, you have to ask if you can confess your love back. And sometimes they say yes. And sometimes they rip you a new asshole for doing.

it, which happened to me. I got in trouble for telling Sean I loved him off camera. I remember getting so much trouble. Like, I got screamed at. I think it's because I said it off camera and they really want the reaction on camera. But anyways, I had like 20 seconds off camera and I like mouthed it and they heard me over my mics and I was treated like I murdered somebody. That or I feel like the producers maybe knew she was going to, no, the producers obviously knew

that she was going to tell him that. They're probably like, it's a great idea. So they said that like, oh, hey, Ari, when the time comes, maybe give yourself a second, excuse yourself from the table so that it's that much better when you come back and tell her. That's such a producer move. They convince you something is a good idea, which means basically it's good TV. And then they tell you it will be that much better for the other person. Are you following me? Maybe I'm the confusing one.

Am I making sense? On to Sien's date Someone Oh who was it Kayla Quinn Made a great tweet I'm not spoiling anything You guys have all seen the episode See I didn't get sent home

And Kayla said something like I'm sad I won't be seeing you later Kayla Nice Didn't see that one coming with you I just pulled the microphone So far away from my face When I just swallowed my wine

Okay so Cian's date I'm a little confused because I see more interaction and connection with them than most, and he sends her home. A wamp womp womp. Hey, Heather, podcast producer, maybe throwing a wamp wamp noise there. Cool. All I have to say about this date is I want to be a truffle hunter, and I want trouble hunting dogs. And how much do I love the Italian culture, like drinking wine, eating carbs, and talking about love. without feeling vulnerable.

You just talk about love while eating carbs and drinking wine. That's why when I took a DNA test, I was so scared to know for a fact that I'm not in any way Italian, which I'm not. I'm British. Again, Heather, throw in that wamp-womp noise. Lop-wap! Thanks.

At the dinner portion of their date, I did like how Ari addressed and separated his logical feelings and emotional feelings. I think he is attracted to Sien because no toy. We all are. She's beautiful, sweet. I'm a fan, but I guess he realizes that the connection isn't what he thought it was, which is such a bummer to see her go. It kind of came out of nowhere, and you're like, oh, oh, you're setting her home.

Oh, I thought that was a great date, okay. And the whole dangling of the rose when you're not going to give it up. Not cool, man. Oh, wait, did I do that? I can't even remember. I don't think I did. Feel free to prove me wrong. But the whole picking up the rose just to say, like, no, I'm not going to give it to you.

It's not Ari. It's not his choice. That's the, I'm sure they're saying, like, that's the new format of the show. And, because I think the last few seasons have done it. But it's just one of those things of leaving the viewers on the edge of their seat. But one really we're all just like, you dick. We'll be right back with more off the vine. Great Therapy. Off the Vine is brought to you by Juergen's wet skin moisturizer. Now you can lotion up on wet skin. It absorbs. Like that for softness all day. Juergens, let your beautiful shine.

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I can just picture Sean downstairs listening to this being like, what is wrong with her? I definitely just did that arm motion too I love Kendall's spinorama into a dip into a makeout girl Ari wasn't ready for that and that outfit too girl I really like Kendall and Ari's connection I think I just really like Kendall

she's the most level-headed person ever beyond The Bachelor I know I've said that before but I just want her to be the Bachelorette I think and then we can see all of her aggressive kisses like those look like Like they hurt, but she means it. She means it. And then she can be like the kissing bandit 2.0, the new improved. And then everyone can rip her apart for kissing everybody, even though with the bachelors, they're like, ha-ha, he's the kissing bandit.

That's so cute. And then if a woman does it, everybody's like, oh, my God, she's kissing everybody. Anywho, Tia, no. No. Never in the history of Bachelor has throwing another girl under the bus worked out until today. Because he sent home Becca while Kendall and Tia got the rose.

Can we just talk about when Becca ran to Ari quote unquote crying but there were no tears? How did she do that? I was like really impressive. I could use those skills and then you could like didn't have to run your mascara. I did see one mascara tear but it's very impressive. Also what's impressive is that Tio went back

and told Becca that she had said that to Ari. Not to Gullibis that she said something, but at least she was honest. I also get like to Becca. that might be beating a dead horse, like, holy shit, we get it, she's 22. But again, here's Caitlin playing devil's advocate. Maybe there's a lot we didn't see about what Becca said off camera. Maybe she did make a few comments that led to Tia believing that maybe she could hurt already,

it wasn't ready, blah, blah, blah, we'll never know. I will say, I caught myself yelling at the TV, wondering why he's kissing all the girls and kissing Becca if he was going to send them home. And then I'm like, oh, I did it too. Every lead does it. when you're in a moment and you do enjoy that person you can't just be like um no don't kiss me because i'm actually going to send you home later you kind of got to play the part keep up the connection as long as you can that sounds terrible but it is i mean again it's the format of the show

so next week hometowns make it seem like everything goes wrong but don't worry it won't they always try to suck you in i usually fall for it the hometowns the like teasers actually not i should get better teasers for my podcast just suck you guys in even more and then disappoint cool i apologize but i couldn't watch winter games so i have nothing to say on that topic i just had enough bachelor for one week especially with podcasting about it you watch it and then you're like oh that's a lot of bachelor for one week and then you have to kind of rewatch it to get some notes down to podcast about it and i'm talking about it for but oh gosh it's only been 21 minutes i will eventually watch winter games i'm just i am here for claire crawley's comeback and i am really convinced that this

is a segue into Ben Higgins being the Bachelor again. You know, you can just tell with not necessarily his edit, but just, you know, what they're showing. You're like, okay, we need Ben to find love again. This is going to be a short episode because I kind of ripped right through that. But I just don't have much to say about this episode. I'm just like, again, another week where I'm like, I don't see like this life-changing connection with anybody.

And I don't love any connections. And I'm just like, yeah, they're cute. Ooh, yeah, like this person. Can't wait to see this person on Paradise. Hope this person is a bachelor. I just am not seeing a real love story here. So, again, that has to do with my prediction. That's something crazy is going to happen at the end.

Actually, I know something crazy is going to happen at the end because Chris Harrison came out and said that and said that, and you know, that's going to be the thing. Oh, his season wasn't that entertaining, but God, you'll be talking about it forever because of this ending. When that happens, I'll have a lot to say. Well, as per usual, I'm having a glass of wine right now from my favorite wine subscription, Bright Cellars.

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Your first order wine. Delivered to you. Sean says cool beans. Let's kick it with Caitlin, shall we? Let's get to some questions. I'm going to have a sip of wine, so please feel free to tune me out right now. So wait, I'm getting to the questions first. A few moments later.

No, I had to pause it for a second because I just realized that I went and liked a bunch of questions so that I could just go to my likes and read those ones. And then they're not showing up. Are you live? I'm live. I'm like hot. It's so hot. So I'm just going to have to, you know, wing it here.

Coolie, coolly beans. Don't get me started on that. So, Michaela, Amelia, Har. Are you looking at a 2018 or a 2019 wedding? I like even numbers. Yeah. So probably 2020. Way to tease me.

Oh, you're swallowing just as loud as on The Bachelor. Ah! Nasty! Yeah, of course. Put that thing right about... Nasty. Okay. Maya Wilkins, what would you do if you and Sean Booth had a freaky Friday moment and switched bodies?

Oh, I would get so drunk. What? Yeah. I would just get so wasted and get in your brain and be like, what is he thinking when he drinks? because it's funny. That's what I would do. I'd go to the strippers and get really drunk and be like, what would Sean B. do?

I wouldn't go to the gym and pump up those old biceps of yours. What are you a mean troll telling me my arms are too skinny? Oh, that's a good question. What would I do if I had your body? If you, like you know what Freaky Friday is, the movie? With the twins, the low, or Lindsay? Oh, boy. Well, you're right. It's Lindsay Lawn. Yeah. No, it's not

that. That's the parent trap. Oh, yeah. This is her and, oh, I'm blanking on the lady's name. Oh. And they switch bodies and she becomes the daughter and what would you do if you were Caitlin for a day? Ooh, man, that's a good question.

I would just turn my phone on and do face swaps of Rick all day long. He'd be Rick all day. Man, that's all Caitlin has to offer. This is why Rick's been I lately is because I resent him Because all Sean cares about is weak Next question

Kirsten, you would like to know Are you missing the Broadway life? Any teasers you can share about upcoming projects? Do I miss Broadway life? Of course. I miss sitting in my dressing room every day I'm watching friends while doing my makeup And any teasers?

Yes. I've picked out the one song I'm going to a release and I'm going to make a music video and I'm going to make a big and you guys are going to like it. Next question. Michelle Anderson would like to know, what's your favorite friends episode and what's your and Sean's favorite thing to do together with some quality time? Okay, my favorite friend's episode, hmm, that's tough.

Probably the one where Ross has the sound and he plays his keyboard and it's like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, do, roo, doon, doon, doon, do, and then glass shatters. and at the end he's like wait for it and ah any friends listeners out there will understand what I'm talking about Sean's looking at me like I'm crazy Sean what's our favorite thing to do together for some quality time I think we enjoy cooking together and playing with Tucker probably just getting away from everything and having some alone in time yep anything to do with like shutting off and being in a moment Kirsten Nagy Um, what is the weirdest thing a guy said or did while on your season of the

Bachelorette? Hmm. Oh, Sean's going to stir the stir fry. Thank you. The weirdest thing, maybe Tony the healer. Hey, Tony the healer, maybe. What about him? Right there.

Yeah, but the weirdest thing someone said or did on the Bachelor and he just thought I was like the most violent person in the world for doing a sumo date. But then he was telling people in the house he had a kill house. Didn't like would go play call of duty, but with real guns by himself. It's pretty weird. Yeah, but that's not the question. It's what's the weirdest thing a guy said or did? You don't think horned up is a weird thing somebody said?

No, it's hilarious. It's not weird at all. You're killing me with your noises right now. I like this question. Amy Gibson, is a hot dog a sandwich? No. Why? because it's just not a sandwich oh wow what an explanation that's it it's it's uh it just makes

sense it's just a known fact because a hamburger is a burger between buns it's not a sandwich a hot dog is just a hot dog a hamburger there's no explanation which than a hot dog right yeah so no amy wait i haven't been creeping these people amy gibson oh yep she follows me good sign Oh, Wi-Fi is a little tough right now. Sorry, Amy, can't creep your page. Next question, Kirby Gurkin. What is your all-time favorite episode of Family Guy? I used to watch it all the time before I got married.

Tucker is rubbing his butt on the card right now. I used to watch it all the time before I got married. My husband hates the show, so I never get to watch it. Divorce him. That's my advice. Kicking up with Caitlin. Cool. Bye.

Tucker. Come here. My favorite all-time... Oh, but, okay. My favorite episode is actually when Brian goes on The Bachelorette, and it was my favorite episode before I went on the show. That's a good one. It's hilarious.

It's so funny. Go watch it. Next question. Amy Gibson. Oh, didn't I just already have one from Amy. Her bio is probably at Chick-fil-A, which I can tell you're funny, Amy. as Peter Griffin would say What really grinds your gears?

Hmm What grind your gears? Noises of people gulping or sipping Tucker, why must you do this? Relax, bro. What else grinds my gears? Everything that I do. Okay.

That's dramatic. I don't like how clumsy you are. Why? Not clumsy. Sorry, clunky. Like, when he wakes up in the middle of the night, it's like, you could just try and be a little quieter to get out of the bed. He, like, stomps when he walks and he, like, knocks things over and you're just aggressive. That's me.

Okay? All right. Allison Gage, if you were to participate in the Olympics, what would be your sport of choice? Speed skating. Duh. We didn't even plan that. Oh, that was not a two. That was a squeak of the chair.

No, I can't do it. One of these days I will toot on the podcast, just because I feel like I'm there with all of my listeners. Oh, man, I don't know about that. I'm just kidding. Or am I? I would take figure skating because I have figure skating for eight years and I loved it. So that's what I picked, only because I'd be better at it than speed skating. You guys saw our speed skating on Sean's Instagram.

We're going to do a little curling this weekend. Yeah, and I'm going to win because I'm Canadian. Allison Gage, if you could know. the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask? Whoa. What happens after you die? Yeah. Yeah. I would go that or what the shit is outside of outer space. Yes. Or what is our dog thinking?

Oh, that would be the one. That's what I'd go with. What is Tucker thinking? Right. I want to know that over what happens when you die. wow okay okay and I mean like there's obviously a lot of oh gosh now we're getting religious I know we're saying I want details right I'm not saying uh you know we're not saying there's no heaven we're not saying there's a hell we're not saying there's no hell we're saying what is it like can yeah what happens when is there a crossover is it like lost ooh we're talking I mean a lot of bad things here this is a very

controversial podcast. You're talking about snowflakes. I have anxiety. And now you're talking about religion. Hannah Leesman wants to know. Can we talk about the new Snapchat situation and do we think it's an Insta conspiracy or just a massive pain in the ass? I don't even get the new Snapchat situation.

What I do know is I think I'm getting verified. I don't even know what verified Snapchat means. I think you just have an emoji. But now with the new app, Tucker, stop looking your arm. if you're verified you can go to swipe to the left and see them i'm not sure i'm not sure either i don't like that one okay alison gauge had like really good questions like she had so many and they're all very deep so i picked a couple um if you were arrested with no explanation what would your friends and family assume you had done that's a good one robbed a liquor store

I know I'm really trying to think What would your family think you'd done if you had been arrested And there's no explanation Streaking Steaking Peeing in public Peeing in public Working out too hard

You can come back to that You're really thinking on this one I am I want everybody listening to be thinking right now too Okay I'll ask you more of her questions because I like watching you think like this. She wants to know if you were held at gunpoint and told that if you didn't impress them with your dance moves,

you would be killed? What dance move would you bust out? I would first... The robot, which leads me to my next question, do the robots do the human? Go on. Was that for me or you? Yeah, it's both of us.

Okay. I don't know. All that comes in my mind right now is I take my right foot, turn it to the... I would put it over my left and spin around 360 and then start bust it out some crazy moves. That is your move. I would do a moonwalk because I am good at a moonwalk.

I am. All right. I'm no Michael Jackson, but I'm good at a moonwalk, okay? Aaron, Mrs. Fisher, would like to know what your favorite card game is to play when it's just you and Sean, and then your favorite card game with a group. My favorite card game with Sean is golf. It's Google it, if you don't know what golf is. Favorite card game with a group of people, Blind 31. Yeah.

Again, Google. Oh, Elena Phipps, how's your day today? It's good, thanks. Busy, great. My gosh, I need to stop with the old man laugh. Busy and good. Busy and good, that's your day? Yeah.

Cool. Becca Weber, what's your favorite part about yourself? My heart. Really? Oh, you get, oh. I smiled at you. Yeah, but you gave me a look like, gotta make people think shambi's perfect

yeah right is that really your favorite part about yourself um i think i have a big heart yeah i like that about myself big enough that you wouldn't cook me breakfast this morning is that this morning no oh i'm really holding on to something from like a week ago my favorite part about myself is i honestly just think it's like my humor i think i make myself laugh so that's cool

Carly wants to know, what's your go-to? Oh, country song, gangster song, and bust-a-moove song. Country song is Canaan Smith. Love you like that. What's yours? That one's a good one. Oh, man. Walker Hayes, you broke up with me?

That depends what mood I'm in. Yeah, me too. Jason Aldeen, my kind of party. Oh, yeah, that's a great one. Love that. Gangster song. What's your favorite gangster song? Jay-Z.

Big pimping. No. Oh. What is that old song? I was like... Big Pimbin. No. H to the is O.

V to the is a. That's the anthem. Get your damn hands. Nope. Okay. Okay, what's your favorite Bust and Moose song? Mine's, my lovely lady lumps. Check it out.

I drive these brothers crazy. I do it on the daily. They treat me really nicely. Do I have to copyright that? Don't you an Gabonah? My favorite gangster song is probably Trufflebutter. Money and a thing, Jay-Z.

Oh. That's a good one. It's okay. Okay. I like Big Pimbin. I think I've made that clear. My first gangster song that I liked. That's great.

Okay, well, that's all we got for you, this grape therapy. Happy Thursday, everybody. Happy Thursday, everybody. That's all I got for you today. I hope you enjoy your weekend and your Friday What is there oh gosh there's smoke downstairs we got to go Your session has ended because we're burning down the house Burning down the house

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