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Caitlin Bristow's going to answer your questions.
Drink to your confessions and hear what you have to say about anything Bachelor.
Let's shake it up some more.
Here's Caitlin.
All right.
Welcome to Grape Therapy.
Thank you.
Blair in the house.
Did I even introduce you last week?
I think so.
I don't know.
I can't remember.
People are going to be like sick of me.
They're like Blair again.
No.
We love to see how your journey is going.
Thank you.
We love to see the updates.
We love to hear your thoughts.
What's going on with the guys?
People love to hear about dating stories.
That's true.
Love it.
And so this week on grape therapy,
we need to find out if date number three first of all his name is Blake
Blake not Blake Horstman I know
Aaron was like is it horseman or horseman
I think there's a team there but Blake from Becca season said he was going to be on
your season and he just Aaron was like his name's Blake and I was like
it wasn't like real real Blake dropped the ball yeah he did this is Blake 2.0
who showed up yeah so we're here to find out if
Blake can keep up with Marky Mark.
Sparky Mark, Marky Mark.
Sparky Mark. Sparky Mark and Marky Mark.
Now we got Blakey.
Faky Blakey?
It wasn't fake.
He was true to himself.
I like steaky Blakey.
That's stupid.
Nakey Blakey?
Ooh.
Oh.
No, I didn't in there.
No, you can't go from milkshakes to like makey blakey.
That just wouldn't be.
No, this one was even crazier.
We had BLTs.
No, you didn't.
What did I eat?
Oh, avocado toast.
Oh, basic B.
I know.
Ain't nothing wrong with avocado toast.
In Canada, we say avocado.
Oh.
Avocado toast.
Avocado.
So, okay, tell me.
Okay, first of all, I'm not grasping excitement like I did with Mark.
Are you not?
And that's fine.
And we have to be realistic here, okay?
It was freaking wild that you had two amazing dates and a
row. No, Blake, Blake was amazing. I just,
Oh, it just wasn't there like it was with Mark.
I feel like I left and I wasn't like, oh my gosh, I want to be your girlfriend.
But it was like, oh my gosh, I want to find you an amazing girlfriend.
Oh, kind of. You know, like a little bit of like friend vibes.
Mm-hmm. That's okay. Yeah. This is what I'm saying. Okay. It would be, first of all, think about the actual show, The Bachelor of the Bachelorette. There's 25 girls, guys, one guy girl.
all relationships and all connections are not going to be there.
And that's why you make a show out of it.
People have to go home.
It would be way too difficult on you if you felt so strongly about three in a row.
I know.
So you know what?
You got to lower your expectations after Mark and Jared.
Yep.
And you've got to be realistic about the situation and realize that not all guys are Mark.
Not all guys are moving to Texas.
son of a bitch um but okay you so you guys tell me what you did first of all on your date so we went to
pinewood social tell me about first of all the meet up like when he got out of a car so they've been like
staging the meetups to where either me or him is like staining somewhere and then the other person will
like turn the corner so well it's funny because we get to pinewood and we were going to bowl but we had
like two hours until we were bowling so we were going to have dinner and i was like hey like do you
have a table and they're like oh we actually the only
table available is kind of in like a private area it was like a curtain oh I know exactly what I know
that's ideal yeah so I was like great because then we're able to like film it right and not have people
staring at yeah perfect yeah so we ate dinner and then we bowled and that was about it okay so you
ate BLTs and avocado toast yeah did you drink we had pie oh no he doesn't drink literally both guys
that I planned to have like drinks with don't drink so I'm like that's
fine yeah okay so you we had sweet tea you had sweet tea yeah oh my god that is so southern of you
he's a he's a he's a southern boy oh he is like like he had his cowboy boots on oh okay like's a little
okay yeah okay i needed that picture to be painted for me okay he's a southern boy he wears cowboy boots
flannel shirt uh yeah it was it was it yep i don't remember flannel shirt yeah brown hair brown eyes
Mm-hmm. And does he have a southern accent?
He had a baseball hat on.
Okay.
Yeah, he's got a little southern, southern draw.
And where is he from from?
He's from Murphy's Borough.
Oh, okay.
So like around here.
Tennessee.
Yep.
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Okay, so you went bowling.
I love Pinewood Social.
It was fun.
I've only been once just to eat.
They have great food.
Just anyone out there who's ever going to come to Nashville,
Pinewood is like a must.
They have great food.
The old school bowling alley,
they like rebuilt a restaurant,
trendy restaurant around the bowling alley.
Did you know that the tables in the restaurant
are pieces of lanes from the bowling alley?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
Look at them next time.
Okay.
Yeah.
They're like lanes from the bowling alley.
Yeah.
I was really sad though because it was kind of colder.
So we didn't get to go to the little outdoor area.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, a little colder like what?
You Americans.
You southern.
It was like 60, Caitlin.
Oh, my gosh.
I had my parka on.
Perka?
Parker.
Parker.
Where are you from from again?
Georgia.
Oh, yeah.
What about you say from from?
From from.
Where are you from from?
Like, I'm like, I'm from from Ladoek, Alberta, but I'm kind of from Vancouver because I lived there for like 12 years.
That makes sense.
So what made Blake apply?
So we have a mutual friend.
Okay.
His name's Caleb.
Yeah.
And he, how do you know Caleb?
Through church.
Okay.
And he, and Blake, does Blake go to your church?
No.
Oh, okay.
They're in PT school together.
what's that physical therapy oh okay yeah yeah um so so Caleb told him hey I've got this girl
that you should go on a date with I think y'all'd be really great together blah blah and so he was
like okay sure and he's like okay well you have to apply and then he like just send him the link
and then he applied he did yeah I love that these guys go out of their way to actually apply and
like show up I know I know I was like what if somebody stood me up that'd be a quick
episode oh my gosh don't please don't tell the next guy i would never want that don't show up we need
ratings no we need content more than ratings we need the content no okay so okay so your friend
kaleb good friend yeah well yeah okay so um he thought you two would be perfect for each other
was he right he has blake has all the quality like i really wanted to like him a lot
yeah because he was like funny super sweet family man oh my gosh when he brought up his niece and
nephew his eyes like lit up and he's like do you want to see a picture and I was like you're going to be a
great dad and so it's like everything about him was like what I'd want so he really was like it would be a
good match but it's just like no romance I think and that's fair yeah you would check off all the boxes
except for the romance one which is important but um very high up there on the ratings of being
important being in a relationship yeah exactly you want the romance that should be first and foremost
that there's a romantic connection.
Yeah.
I mean, one can build.
It doesn't have to be number one.
Romantic connections definitely build.
I love hearing stories about when people are friends and that turns into a relationship.
I think it's so cool.
So you never know.
I know.
Yeah.
You never know.
I mean, that's, yeah, I like left being like, he was so great.
Like, I want to be friends with him and I want to find him an amazing girl.
Oh, no.
And he's like, yeah, I want that girl to be you.
Blakey.
Makey, Blakey.
snakey blakey we should not call him that no we probably shouldn't I'm trying to think of a better nickname from right now but I wish he didn't show up for you because then we could have called him flaky blakey and then we wouldn't be stuck for a nickname right now but I'd prefer that that he did how old is he 25 I think so what else do you guys have in common um he also worked at chick fillet stop I know how do you attract these guys I guess it's like a Christian guy kind of thing they're like
I work with Chick-fil-A.
I don't know.
Oh.
It's the holy chicken, you know.
Oh.
I feel like, is chick-fil-A a southern thing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because when I went to California for Bachelor, they had never eaten Chick-fil-A.
Yeah, but they have in and out.
Yeah, but Chick-fil-A.
Yeah, I know, I know.
I'm team Chick-fil-A.
I'm team fast food.
That's just me.
Okay, yeah, I'm trying to think, okay, what else did you have in common?
You both worked at Chick-fil-A.
Yeah, we both worked at Chick-fil-A.
And that, and what's a miracle is that,
it didn't ruin chick filet for you to work there no i so i actually love chick filet more
after working there oh that says a lot about chick fillet yeah like i gained a lot of weight
well naturally naturally two months yep that sounds about right yeah it's chick fillet i know worth it
yeah very much um but yeah i mean we talked about family yeah and what else i feel like we talked
about so much and now i'm like well i guess people can just go back and watch it on the do
edit page. Oh, this was fun. So the date card you gave us was to do the alter egos. Yeah. And so it was
funny because I went first and I gave him like a surfer dude. Yeah. Name Chad. Oh, perfect
surfer dude name. Thank you. Who's just like his favorite thing about him is like his man bun.
Oh yeah. He's just typical surfer. Yeah. And then he was like, you're not going to believe me,
but I was making you a surfer girl. And my name was Ricky and I was from Australia and I was a
surfer girl too. Can you do an Australia?
an accent not at all oh perfect you'll notice on the i can't do an either i can't do the only accent
i can do is a southern accent do it um okay give me something to say oh um say hi welcome to grape
therapy i don't know hi y'all welcome to great therapy that's good thanks you're from like
real south yeah i try to go real soon wait hello mate welcome to grape therapy wait that's really good
oh thanks what hello mate welcome to great therapy i'm like a robot
I can't do...
Welcome.
Australian accents, I think, are the hardest.
Really?
I think all accents.
Irish.
What is Irish?
Step of the morning, do you?
Oh, that was good.
Thanks.
That's the only thing I'd say in the accent.
Like, I can kind of do British because I did my, like, DNA testing and I'm, like, super
British.
Really?
Yeah.
Like, 2%.
Like 80 something.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh.
Like super British.
I thought you were, like, super, like, being sarcastic.
No.
Super British.
when I did that, Sean would make fun of me because I would just walk around doing a British
accent.
You're like, hello, I'm British now.
Hello, love.
Yeah.
That was good too.
Thanks.
That's the only thing.
Yeah, I'm like, give me another sentence.
I couldn't do it.
Yeah.
Hello, love, welcome to grape therapy.
See, that was like Australian slash New Zealand.
That's what happens.
When I try to do an accent, it's like a bunch combined.
I'm like, what was that?
Yeah.
Okay, so you guys were, all three angles were surfers.
How long did you have to stay in that?
15 minutes.
Geez.
Well, we pretty much.
stayed in it like while we bold was it funny like yeah was it awkward no was there any awkward
moments between you guys or was it all was he cool in front of the camera or was yeah yeah he i you could
tell like he was a little nervous at first he'd also never been on a blind date before okay which
i mean up until this i hadn't either really yeah now you're pro now i'm like let's do it
you're like never going to want to go on like a north like me to guy yeah i'm like sorry i know you
yeah now too weird yeah too weird blind dates only what are we talking about
about them? I don't remember. Blake.
We were talking about Blake. Oh, yeah. Wait, what does he do? So he's a part-time
farmer? Physical therapist. Not everyone from the South's a farmer, David. Well, you painted him
to be a farmer. Sorry. No, he's a part-time trainer. Personal trainer. Okay. Yeah. And then he's in
PT school, full-time. Okay. And then he said he's also full-time dog dad. Oh, what kind of
dog does he have? I don't remember. Oh, I'm sorry. Well, it was a weird name. It was weird. And I also, like, don't know a ton of dog breeds. But he even said, like, I think watch. He's going to be like, it was a golden retriever. Oh, my God. I would kill you. Wait, remember these questions for him, because I want to ask about him not. Oh. About him never being on a blind date. Okay. And his dog. Okay. Okay. Now, if the romantic connection was there, even a little bit, could you see a future with Blake?
well that's like completely twisting okay fine what stood out the most about like to you um he was
definitely not afraid to like be himself like he was like throwing jokes all night yeah super
confident cool even when he was chad he was like oh it was funny what did he kept saying something um
oh he's like chad's ready to rock and bowl and i was like oh wait that's funny yeah it was pretty funny
I laughed.
I laughed and then he said it like six more times.
Oh, you're like, yeah, yeah, okay, reel it in.
Are you going to rock and bowl again?
Real it in, Blake.
I'm just kidding.
That was me.
I'm sorry.
No, it's not.
You're so sweet.
You can throw jabs.
Jabs, to me, to me, being a little passive aggressive with a little jab in there is flirting.
Okay.
Yeah.
But we're a little different.
We're a little different, but like that's how I flirt.
No, I do too.
Yeah, okay.
I like to.
So then you're like to throw a couple of jabs.
Yeah, sassy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
get it um did you guys kiss i'm assuming not we made out for eight hours did you imagine you're like
it was so boring and just made out with him for eight hours you're like what did you talk about
i don't know because we were making out the whole time that would have been wild no kiss no kiss yet
i know well the only one that i maybe would have kissed so far was mark and he doesn't make a move
on the first date mark he said he likes to get to know a girl first which is i appreciate that i'm like
oh you like to get it oh let me guess you also like milk
Just kidding, I'm just kidding
What is with you in milkshakes?
I don't know, I don't
I thought it was a cute date idea
No, you know what, it's the cutest date idea
I think I just picture it out of like Greece
Like the movies like back in the 70s
Because maybe that's why I like milkshakes
And I don't like ice cream
Oh yeah
I forgot
Maybe the whole milkshake thing really throws me off
Yeah, I forgot you don't like ice cream
I know it's weird
I know and I just had
Your session is now ending
Just kidding
You press stop on the record
And we're done.
You're out.
Bye, Doc.
You know what?
I had a little bit of lemon cake ice cream before you came here.
Halo top.
It's quite delicious.
It tastes like lemon meringue pie.
Well, that's not really ice cream.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't love ice cream.
I know.
It's weird.
What is your favorite dessert?
I think we've been...
Oh, like chocolate.
Like chocolate cake.
I love chocolate cake.
I love pie.
So if you don't get like...
Can you want pie?
Can you want cake?
I don't mind that.
I don't mind a little scoop.
but ice cream is my love language it weirds me out that you're eating cream it's kind of gross
it's kind of delicious and I don't like things that are really cold like I don't like slushy drinks
either yeah except for Canada I like Canada but slushy drinks I don't like either okay
frose you'd think I'd love it oh and you don't I feel like it tastes different than rosé
because it has vodka in it and it's sweetened oh who knew I did
I did. I just told you.
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favorite podcasts. You're listening to Off the Vine Race Therapy. Okay, tell me about this postcard thing
because it sounds super cute. It was really cute. So when we left, Pinewood,
has at the front the little postcards of and it says pinewood social okay and so i was like
or she was like do you want one and i was like oh sure and i was like we should each get one and like
write a little note to each other at this point i was like still really hopeful but wait i forget that
wait i need to interrupt you i forget that you were a producer or like a producer assistant or something
on the bachelor right yeah well i was a pa you were a pa on the bachelor uh-huh on next season yeah so you
kind of like I'm just a hopeless romantic yeah but that's perfect I know did you get ideas from
being on the show no I wasn't that involved you're I was too busy getting alcohol at the grocery
store yeah that was back when they could drink on the show yeah yeah okay so so yeah so yeah
so yeah there was postcards and so I was like let's write each other a little note because at this
point I really I think it wasn't until like I left the date and then started like thinking it back
and then I was like maybe there wasn't chemistry like because
you were in the moment in the moment i was like this guy's great like we're three for three you know so he really
everything about him was wonderful it was just like afterwards i wasn't like oh my gosh i want to see him
again like tomorrow because you felt that way about mark so strongly yeah it's so crazy because i think back
on to like my dates too i'd be like they usually weren't my type of guy but i'd have so much fun
with them and we had fun and you're in these settings where you're like having a great time and
you're doing these things and the hype is there with the cameras and everything and then you
walk away from it you're like wait a sec and then you really think about it and then you compare it to
other people that you actually really liked and you're like maybe it wasn't what i thought it was and then
you overthink yeah yeah so at that point we're leaving and i was like oh this will be cute if we
actually date like let's write a little postcard from our first date and so we gave it to each other
and we were like don't read it till we leave and so he wrote on mine i think he wrote best first day
or best blind date or no best first day ever and he just signed it and he just signed it
his name and then I wrote
Hope your first blind date didn't suck as much
as my bowling
And then I signed it XOXO
No I didn't say XOXO
I think I just wrote dash Ricky
Because that was my alter ego name
So is Blake's nickname Chad
Sure let's call him Chad
That's better than Nicky Blakey
When he said
Best Blind Date ever
He said best first date
I put something about blind date
What are you about to show me?
couch gag ever do you know that guy
worst parents ever you don't know this guy no who is that he's the comic book guy
from the simpsons oh and you do you did a simpson's reference last time
i did i think on derrid's recap sounds like something i would do but it and i didn't know that one
either he always goes worst episode ever but now people do all the time about like best blind date
ever best first date ever yeah that's really a pointless story no it was great ah okay
Simpsons.
Good one, Caitlin.
Yeah.
Okay, well, Blake's nickname is Chad.
Yeah.
And it was cute until it wasn't.
I almost said, Chad, and it was bad.
It wasn't bad, though, but it rhymed.
I'm sorry.
I don't hear you.
You were just being funny and funny.
Yeah.
Give me the, let's call him.
Okay, let's call him.
He's really excited about us calling.
He is.
He said, looking, because I said, hey, we're going to call you in a bit.
Be ready.
And he said, looking forward to.
it with a smirky oh what you just did like eight faces with a smirky I wish people saw that
you did like a wink with a half smile with a like nose scrunch with an eye roll with an eye roll
okay ready yeah what if I called the wrong one that'd be awkward super odd one I'm gonna say that
different names I'm gonna be like hey mark I'm you just get on
Hello.
Hey.
Hi, Blake.
It's Caitlin.
How are you?
I'm good, Caitlin.
How are you?
I'm good.
Blair is with me.
Hi, Blair.
How are you?
I'm good.
We're just sitting here talking about you.
We've been talking about you for the last 20 minutes.
Wow, I'm honored.
Well, we didn't say it was good.
I'm just kidding.
It was.
We were talking about your bowling.
We were talking about your alter egos.
We were talking about how you.
You guys had the most private, intimate room in all of Pinewood Social.
Wait, where are you, you're from, um, Murphysboro?
Yes, I grew up in Murphysboro.
Okay.
And now you live in Nashville.
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, I love the southern yes, ma'am.
Oh, some people don't like that because they feel old.
Yeah.
Call me ma'am all day.
I think it's like so, well, no, you have to be a guy.
I feel like it's such a gentleman, southern gentleman thing to say like, yes, ma'am.
Here's my first question for you.
What kind of dog do you have?
what kind of dog do I have yeah so he is a rescue pup so they told this is what they told me and
I don't know how much they know but they told me he's a pit bull hound dog mix oh wow told you it was
confusing yeah not confusing player but yeah I was like what kind of dog she's like it was
kind of confusing because it was and I was like and then she goes watch it it's like a golden
retriever and I'm like no I have a golden retriever so I'm like I'm like obsessed with dogs I love
knowing what kind of dogs people have.
What's your dog's name?
Silas.
Wait, I can't understand your accent.
Silas?
Silas, yeah.
I said it right?
Silas?
Yeah.
Oh, that's cool.
And how old, boy or girl, how old?
He's a boy, and he will be six in January.
Oh, I really, I really dig your accent.
Okay, and then that was your first blind date ever?
Ever.
Do you ever watch The Simpsons?
Yeah, I mean, I used to.
Like, when it, you know, like when your parents told you not.
to and you did it anyway.
Totally.
I was never allowed.
He's a rebel.
Yeah, you little rebel.
Do you remember, um, do you remember, um, do you remember the episode of, with the comic
book guy and he goes, worst episode ever?
Yeah, I do.
See, Blair?
I told you.
It's a known thing.
I'm sorry.
She doesn't, she never picks up my jokes.
Um, no, I referenced the office, I think the other day.
No, no, no.
It was stepbrothers.
Oh.
And you had said it earlier.
And she didn't.
Blair.
I'm sorry.
What, what's like, do you remember what it was?
Cause I can quote step brother.
It was all day long.
Did we just become best friends?
No, I said I did remember that.
Yeah, that's a note.
Because some girl posted it when we did our first podcast.
Because I hadn't seen it.
Did we just become best friends?
Yep.
Okay.
And then when was your last relationship?
Excuse me, I've been six, so I keep up on my throat.
It's all good.
My last relationship was it ended in May.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
How long was it?
Tell us more.
Yeah.
It was officially only a year, but we dated before that.
So probably about a year and a half, close to two years.
Okay.
Maybe.
I mean, just trying to ask you awkward questions just to make you super uncomfortable.
Hey, I'm not uncomfortable yet, so keep trying.
Okay.
Oh, challenge accepted.
Did you guys kiss at the end of the date?
We did not.
Oh, damn it.
I'm so sorry.
No, it's okay.
Even if we did, I wouldn't kiss.
kiss and tell so oh i forget you're a southern gentleman that's right damn it um okay
i would tell for yeah blair would tell me so you wouldn't have to um for your first first date
how would you say it went on a scale of one to ten uh 12 oh 12 well Blair knocked it out of the
how good is her Australian accent oh she that was not a 12 that was like a four that was like a soft
four right next to my bowling skills oh wow i i really thought i think the floor was tilted because
every time it was like going for a strike and last minute it'd be like yeah it was definitely
tilted thank you oh okay yeah totally tilted absolutely was my level out and went down there
and checked it out after yeah i was going to say was it tilted for blake as well or just blare just
just her oh interesting i guess i kind of adapted to the situation yeah he was good at bowling and
another question for you did you not think this is the weirdest thing in the world when you signed up for this or were you like game on let's do it 100% just i don't know if i thought it was weird i was just like i don't know it just kind of happened i just kind of did it and then didn't really think about it oh i like that are you a very spontaneous guy apparently i am
in your old age how old are you i'm 25 so yeah pretty much pretty much deceased yeah rip well
now I don't want to tell you my age I was going to say something then I didn't want to
well once you get past 25 it doesn't matter anyway for all the same age so I actually agree with
that but you know your frontal lobe is not developed yet as a man and that part of your brain
develops when you're 30 and that's your decision making part of your brain so you will get
better that explains so much yeah you will get better with age men usually do that's comforting
I guess people in general get better with age
But men
I peaked when I was like 12
You peaked when you were 12
Just kidding no
I'm hey you know what
I'm 33
Are you kidding
This is good as my life's gonna get
You're peaking right now as the blur at
And then you're gonna find a boyfriend
And you're gonna go downhill
I'm just kidding
I'm gonna get married
Yeah you know what
Are you ready to get married at the end of this Blake
Because
Yeah let's do it
Oh gosh
If I was 30 I would say no
But here, you know, in your ripe age of 25, you're down to get married.
Because there's always room for divorce if you get married at 25.
Oh, gosh.
This is so morbid.
I'm trying to think positively here, you know?
Obviously.
Just weighing all the options.
I have a dog question for you.
Yes.
Has your dog ever had fleas?
No, because I'm a good dog dad and you can sleep in Minnesota.
Okay, thank you.
Okay, so my dog has fleas right now.
because you're not as good dog mom.
Because I assumed that Sean was giving him his flea meds and then I went to the vet to pick up more meds and I'm like, what's going on?
They're like, well, he hasn't had meds since 2017 and I'm like, what?
And then I talked to Sean and he was like, no, no, he's for sure had them since that.
He just hasn't had them like every three months.
And now I'm freaking out about it.
But just wanted to know if you had any tips or tricks, but nope, you're a good dog dad.
I mean, I thought if you gave him that medicine again, though, it kind of made them the fleas go away.
Yeah, we'll see what happens.
he's got it in him so we'll find out good luck what kind of dog do you have he's a golden
he's a golden yeah he's 10 so cute yeah he's the cutest i'm pretty much obsessed with him i could talk
to you about um golden retrievers all day i dogs in general all day long but you should talk about me
but i'm like a like one of those facts thing where you can text them and it's like thank you
for subscribing to golden retriever facts like could you do that yes yes okay tell me one about golden
retrievers yeah oh they're like the most loyal dog out there even though you
you probably think your dog is golden is yeah yeah but that's fine that's all i got for you they're
really loyal that's good um okay my last question for you because i won't bore everybody with my dog
stuff is uh what's your favorite thing about blair i liked blair's sense of humor yeah she's
she is funny she's got a great personality and she does did she tell you about how she just like
won a random contest to come on my podcast and now she's in my house and i would consider
her a friend yeah yeah yeah i had to well because i was i asked her i was like how did this even
come about and so she's like hey check out my video of me rapping yeah it was she was it was fire
it was it's straight fire i don't think i told you that i think you already saw it because you
creaked on me no no no remember i asked you that night and you're like you need to go watch my
video and then i comment on it oh maybe she had too many sweet teas yeah she was hammered off the
sugar there yeah it happens sugar high sugar high that's exactly yeah
I, yeah, that was, I didn't know about all that, so.
Well, now he does.
I wonder when the mixtap's dropping, Blair.
Yeah.
It already did.
Don't check it on on iTunes, you guys.
Just kidding.
Trying to make a quick buck while you're out.
I love it.
Well, you sound like just such a gentleman, and Blair sounds like she had a great time with you,
and I hope that we get to talk soon.
Well, let's do it, and I'm glad you have fun.
I'm glad you have fun, Blair.
Hey, good to talk to you again.
What am I awkward?
Oh, my God.
Blair, wait, I got a quote, I love you, man.
He's like, all right, well, I will see you there or I will see you at another time.
Thanks for saving me.
Okay, Blake, we'll talk to you soon.
All right, sounds good.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
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Can I be?
Tell me the truth.
They're all texting me.
So you've exchanged numbers with all three
And you're texting them all.
Yeah.
It's not a girl.
I feel you got to figure it out.
I'm a one man
One man kind of gal.
Yeah.
And so it's weird.
But I can't, like, end it yet because...
No, when it's all said and done and you pick your man, you have to cut the rest of them out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, duh.
Hold on.
I'm still talking to Derek.
Did you imagine your little side, side pieces?
No.
I want one.
No, that's what we're aiming for.
Okay.
Well, you know what?
I really liked him.
He, that's what I'm saying.
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He's so great.
He's funny, sweet.
You got to have the spark.
Yeah.
You got to have the sparky mark.
I hear you.
Okay.
Girl, well, you've got a...
He's in Texas.
You've got a situation.
I know.
And we still have two more dates to go.
I know.
Wow.
I'm excited.
Here's the thing.
They've still all been amazing guys.
Yeah.
So I'm like...
We did good picking your guys.
You really did.
There's still a lot of like, I'm excited for number four.
Okay.
Well, let me just say we were a two for two.
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We're two and a half for three.
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Yeah.
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