Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Fangirling Hard with Keltie Knight

Episode Date: June 22, 2023

Canadian gal pals for life, Keltie Knight and Kaitlyn “Katie” Bristowe, are sitting down for a chitchat with Vino favorite Lo VonRumpf to talk all about Keltie’s upcoming show that centers on being celebrity obsessed! Keltie’s been working to get Superfan on your screens for about a decade now, and the show is finally coming to us later this summer on CBS with an incredible lineup of icons. She’s breaking down the format, explaining how the show came to be, and getting honest about all the rejection that she faced along the way. Plus, the three discuss Kaitlyn’s strange lookalike, why nothing is real, LadyGang’s move to YouTube, and why Keltie is fixated on “Freedom 45.” They wrap the pod with a game that’s naturally centered on all things celebrity and share some breaking news of why Kaitlyn is admittedly gross.  Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: ANGI - Your home for everything home. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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She has to get some good chomper's on her. Oh, I don't think so. You don't? I think they're little. Oh, yeah. She's a polypocket. You remind me of the Ursula. Wow.

Wow. Hold on. Get the fuck out of my podcast. When she becomes like a human, your human Ursula. That's what you look like to me right now. I haven't seen it yet, so. Oh, I'm talking about the cartoon. I haven't seen it either.

What? She, I am offended. She's a smoke. show. Prince Eric was like down. Well, I know, but that's because he thought she was... The eyebrows, it's a little pointy nose. It's pretty lips. Ursula. I am annoyed that you haven't been

cast in a live action Disney show yet. You look like a Disney character. Ursula Human. Thanks. When you do that. Oh, okay, that one looks nice. You do the right one when she's all cute. There she is. I see no difference. Oh, okay. I'll take that one. But you said Ursula. just led with that, but in human form.

Hi, Kelty. Hey, let's do it. I'm ready. Ready. Welcome to the podcast. I always love having you on the podcast. You know, Violet is so funny, too, because she's just so fucking real, and she just says whatever the hell she's thinking, but the way her brain works is very fascinating.

Very fascinating. She was talking about how she hooked up with young gravy. Oh, nice. Wait, and he dated the mom, right? Yeah. Whoa. Which is funny, because, yeah, he usually likes a mom, and she's, like, 32. Very maternal.

In Hollywood, that's very old. And I think she was dating Matt Rife for a while. Oh, what? Matt Rife comedian? He's blowing up. He's like a Ken doll comedian. He's very cute. He's beautiful.

You've seen his videos, I'm sure. I guarantee you. I haven't. I've had my algorithm expertly curated to just be baby animals and inspirational quotes. How do you do that? Lots of J. Shetty, Mel Robbins happening. Yeah. You just like only like on them and comment.

comment them. Anyway, sorry. Go ahead. No, no, no. This is it? This is the pod? Yeah. No, anyway, yeah. I go to my search page and it's all like Bachelor Nation news. And I'm like, why? Probably what you get tagged in? Well, it's also like when you have millions of followers, it's like, ooh, what are you going to get? When you are me, it's like, we don't care about this girl on the internet. She can have these baby orcas. No, I swear to God, Instagram hates me. Yes. My engagement. No, everyone's. Oh, it is? Yes. But then I look on like other people's. They're buying them. Oh. People are full of shit.

You don't buy comments? Oh. Oh, I just found out. You could buy YouTube views. You could buy YouTube comments. What? Oh, you could buy anything these days. But, but.

What? Yeah, it's all fake. Yeah, you can go in. You can go in and like, I mean, I don't know why I know this. Maybe it's because we're shitty and I Googled it. But, um, no, I think you can write comments. Like, you can be like what you can write like, anyway, you can write like five example comments and then they'll like switch it up.

But you can kind of tell because, like, it's always, like, broken AI. Anyway, the whole world, nothing is real, by the way. Nothing is real. The other day, my husband was playing a game where he was like, let's see if we can make pictures of you with famous people that you've never interviewed before. So, like, we did one with me and Michelle Obama. It's like, you can AI anything. And it looks totally real.

You and Michelle on a panel together. Perfect. Women of the World panel was great, you know? Representing Canada. The Time 1 in New York was great. The Time 2 awards me and Michelle. Oh my gosh, Michelle Obama was in my presence once and I nearly fainted. It was at F1.

Oh, yeah, yeah. In Miami, she was literally beside me and I was like, she's so tall. She's so tall. And there's just like something about her energy that just like, I don't know, I like, I gas. Have you guys met Hillary Clinton before? No, have you? I did. What?

Oh, yeah. I get around. I met her at BeautyCon, New York. I love her. I do, I do too. I know a controversial figure. Unpopular opinion. I love me some Hillary.

Rod and Clinton. And what a presence I was going to say, though. I mean, she also had like 15 secret service. Yeah, it's just a lot. That's like, who did I see it? Freaking cover of S Sports Illustrated. Hello, friends of Snoop Dog. Martha Stewart.

Martha Stewart. Like, seeing her, I was like, holy shit. She's a legend. Yeah. Is she tall? A beautiful, yeah, and a beautiful blowout, always. Always a beautiful blowout. Fresh.

Yeah. Let's talk about... Being a fan girl. Okay. Let's talk about this show that you're doing. This is so exciting because... Thank you. I've heard you, like, you were telling me about it so long.

Yeah. It's taken forever. Yeah, cool. Was it really five years in the making? Yeah. So is this your concept that you came up with? Yes. Okay, tell me everything.

Okay, so first of all, thanks for being a girl's girl, both of you, and allowing me to come on off the vine to talk about super, fan, my new show. And I feel like there's so many jerks in Hollywood that would be like, ooh, you're having a success moment. I'm going to banish you. And Katie is like, nope, come on, tell all my people. So I appreciate you. Oh my gosh. Not everyone's like that. Wow. It's been a dark time for me. I'm pretty depressed. Um, no. Um, so super fan is a show. I have a producing partner named Jody. Um, and we essentially in 2013. Yeah. I was working at, a decade ago, I was working at the insider and it was like my first TV job and that's when you were on the

bachelor or bachelorette and you came and interviewed it inside and I had red hair. Yes. It was a long time ago. Is that when I met you too? Yeah. Because you did a OMG update thing. Wow. Great memory. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So anyway, many years ago when we were decades ago and I had a show called fan girl and we ran out in round town and interviewed celebrities and I just like I I think when you grow up as a dancer You just love music I know people are like I love music They love fashion and you're like

You should not trust those people But I really I do love music and just growing up Like dancing around the living room And watching MTV like I'm an old lady So I'm a child of like when music was on television And in Canada there was this thing Much music

Much music and then on Friday nights They do like the Electric Daisy circus or whatever The Electric Circus show where it was just literally people In a rave dancing and the camera would just like bop around this building in Toronto. And people would be like... It sounds incredible. And like I was never, I never left...

I didn't have a lot of friends. And so I never left the house. So I was like always by myself watching MTV Unplugged. And then just like watching these people like... Anyway, so I just like loved music television. And that, I think like with a lot of people, that MTV unplug with Nirvana in the 90s was like... Everything. I mean, I literally am wearing the same sweater still 20 years later.

But like it was so special. And then I went and, you know, hosted a bunch of television. And so in 2013, I came up with this idea where I was like, what if the fans went against the bands for like, who knew more about the band? Because I actually think the Swifties know more about Taylor Swift than Taylor Swift knows about Taylor Swift, you know? So I had this idea. I registered with the Producers Guild and the Writers Guild and all that stuff. And then I got really, really busy in my career, which was like such a blessing. And then a few years later, I was hosting the Grammy special in New York City.

and Jody Roth was at the time the SVP of CBS, who's my producing partner now. And I turned to her and I was like, can we do this every day? Because the Grammy's red carpet and the Grammy's night is my favorite night of the year. And it's just like the best fashion, the best people, musicians are just the bomb. They're so free-spirited

and I just love the fans. So I was like, can we do this every night? And I turned to like another boss at CBS and I was like, we need to do music specials. And he was like, you're right, make me one. And I was like, I already have one. So then I got with Jody. and we went back to the drawing board. And she's like an icon, has made television for 30 years and is, like, so smart.

And, like, every good thing that exists on television, she had her hand in. And so she, like, really was able to take my craziness and, like, make it a show format. And so superfan the format. We are the creators. We created the exact format. So, we are the executive producers, and then I'm co-hosting. Damn. That is so cool.

Very impressive. So then what is the concept? Yeah, what's the format? Break it down. So basically, I mean, you, Shania Twain, is my example. which is episode two. So our launch is June, August 9th with L.O. Quil J. And then we're Wednesdays after Big Brother, which is so exciting.

Oh, that's awesome. I know. It's a huge spot. Wow. And so our second episode is Shania Twain. And since we're like Alberta girls and Canadians, so basically Shania, it's a search for like the number one Shania super fan. So Shania is there the whole time.

We have, we call five fans out of the audience. So in the audience, we had like 10 fans that were pre, it's all fans, but we had 10 that were like precast. And nobody knows until. that moment if they're going to get caled out of the audience to compete so that it's like people like like like price is right exactly so the top five fans come down and they each the first thing they do is they each get 20 seconds to plead their case to shenaya directly like why they're the number one super fan like hi here's a picture of you tattooed on my ass here is i've been to 35

concert i mortgage my house my dog my child my whatever is named shenaya like whatever it is you're some tear jerking stories we had tear jerking stories we had hilarious stories we had hilarious stories that Shanaya's like crying like minute three she's on stage she's already bawling trying to hug people I'm like you can't touch them yet I like it was just so beautiful and emotional and so those five then play three rounds of gameplay and so the gameplay the first game is how well you know their music so it's like a music best base game called sound check where they play a little bit of the song and you have to like guess what it is the second game is how well you know like the trivia of their careers so we have a couple different games, but for Shanai, we played one called SuperSight, which was basically we put up

like super blurry images of her like most iconic looks or most iconic moments, and they come into focus. And so all of the fans are like, uh, uh, it's white, it's blue. I think it's kind. And then they're like, bing and they're like, that is her on our tour in 1996 singing the one that I want and she's wearing, you know, or like, people know this stuff? Yes. They're like, Kaylin, your fans could do this too. They'll be like, that, Batcher would be perfect. Like I do feel like there's a TV version. They would be like, that's Caitlin at the sixth rose ceremony when she let go of Jesse in the blue mermaid dress. Do you know what I mean? It's like that

kind of thing. That's crazy. So it's really fun. And then so we go from five to four, four to three. The third game is this like superfan showdown. So it's like nothing you could Google. It's how well you know the artist what they would answer. Like what they think. That's cool. So you're like, okay, L.O. Cool J. You've done a bunch of collaborations with J-Lo. You're on an airplane. They're only playing J-Lo rom-coms. Which rom-com do you choose to watch on your flight?

And, like, no one could know that. He's never talked about it before. I don't even know what the answer is. And he'll be like, and they all have to turn around and be like, I think you said, made a Manhattan because you're from Queens. And I think you said, you know, the sleeper because you, anyway. Enough. Yeah, and so you, yeah, like that one were rumored.

So they make, whoever makes a match, the final two, they do a lip sync and then America votes then by that part of the show That is so cool By the time that part of the show You're either like a low

Or a Caitlin Like you're like super fan low Superfan Lowe Superfan Caitlin you're making a vote And while America's voting Shania performs of course We have to have a big performance And so she's performing

And literally the fans Are all like right on stage Those five like you're like this close That's so cool Yeah it's really cool And then you come back And they award this like Never like the prizes

are crazy. We had Kelsey Ballerini on. Her prize is she gave all this stuff like Birch and hats from videos and all the stuff. And then she's like, and then you can just pick whatever song you want off any of my records, doesn't have to be a single. And like, I'm going to fly you to my concert and you're going to come on stage with me and sing it in front of everyone. Holy. Glory Estefan is like, um, okay, you can like go here. You can have the congas from the conga video. I'm like, gagga, go. And then she's like, and then I'm going to fly you to Florida. You can stay at my hotel that I own for a few days. And then like, I'm going to have you over to my house and my cookie dinner.

Like the prizes are crazy. Whoa, that is genius concept. Have you done Janet Jackson yet? I would die. Okay, Angie is your home for everything home, and they've made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your home projects done well. Now, if you own a home, you know how much work it can take. It's a lot.

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It can't just be like, oh, I like that song. It's got to be like young gravy. You've got work to do. You're not there yet. You've got to have like a huge career and a fan base. So like I need Harry. I need Janet. I need Rihanna.

We're not going for niche market. There's no niches. No. You got to be big. Main street baby. And you can do so many seasons of this. I mean, thank from your mouth, Bristow. I would love nothing more than to do a zillion.

It actually just got, I'm probably not allowed to say this, but it just got licensed in Canada. Oh, great. So I'm so excited about that. And I think it's going to be a format, hopefully, that sells around the world. So, like, my dream would be to have, like, superfan Germany, superfan UK.

Because artists in the fandoms are so different and all the, like, a Bollywood super fan. Like, I'm going to be so cool. And then, like, a TV, wouldn't it be so great if it was, like, like, even, like, Bachelor or pop culture. Right. I don't know. There's something there, too. And then sports. Like, how did you get Shania? Like, do you know her?

Like, it was just because it's a pitch of a show. And so, but I mean, pitch is very strong. Especially for like season one. But that's like a big deal. It was so hard. It was, you guys, the entire year. The entire year before we shot the show was just like one stress capade after another. But, like, being the creator and the EP, like, obviously people want to be on the network where the Grammese is, so there was, like, a lot of love.

But we are in a fear-based celebrity community at this moment. Nobody can make a wrong move. There's no forgiveness because if you screw up or something's bad, it's on the internet forever. So these huge stars, like the biggest stars in the world, they don't want to go on a show they've never seen. We didn't have a pilot. You know, it was just instantly picked a series. So it's like, we were like, here's the deck.

Here's what the stage will look like when we build it. year here's what like what you will do like you know we're just and so really the people that came on the show we had relationships with um i've been a long time shenaya fan i've interviewed her for years i'm i'm close with her entire team there's a lot of trust yeah she was having such a big year that they were planning and so there was just a lot of trust and then you know there's a lot of passion like i think i think when i would sit on zooms with people and i'd be like you know you're gonna love it. And they'd be like, okay, no, it's fine. We're going to love it. But I also think my husband's in the music business, you know, and one of the reasons that we want to make the show, I'm so sorry

if this is like two inside TV. Is this boring? Oh? Okay. Extra. Extra. Extra. I work on E! But yeah. So what I was going to say is like, when you're a big celebrity and a music celebrity, there's actually no music TV anymore. Like, there's nowhere to promote your shit. You can go on Good Morning America Today Show and do a minute and half of a song. You can go on a late night show and do a minute and half a song. If you're lucky, you'll get Saturday Night Live. Um, but there's like nowhere to actually like promote your music in a big way. And so to give someone like an hour long primetime music special just about you, you're welcome. So it was like the gift that keeps on giving. So I have a feeling the second season people will be calling us. Yeah. But I will never forget. Like

Pitbull is one of our episodes. And like we were in, we're the, he's the first episode we filmed. We're in his trailer after. And I just like, he's like, darling, let's take a show. And I was like, thank God someone said yes. I was just like so stressed. He's like, thanks for being here. He's like, no, thanks for having me. Like, this was so fun. And I was like, was it?

Was it great? Do you love it? Can you tell your friends? That's, you, I feel like whenever you put your mind to something, you make it happen every time and you will find a way to do it. It was, and this show, I'm going to be real with you. Because I know that like, and you have been through the same thing with your television career.

Like, there are, you have no idea the amount of rejection that has come on this path. Really? For years. For years. There were times it was on. There was times it was off. Like the amount of hot girl walks that were hot girl manic messy walks up in my house just like being like, well, it's not happening.

And then I'm having my cry. And then I remember specifically one time I was going to, what's that place where they pump out your stomach in the desert? Wecare, where everyone goes to Wecare. What's that? How about your stomach? We care is this, like, diet place in the desert. It's like a health place where you go on a three-day cleanse with, like, bent and night

clay, and they give you colonics, and it's like, they, like, reset your system. No, I don't do that. Anyway, so I was, I was planning on going to WeCare. It's great. It's actually great if you, like, need a reset. No, no, no, no. When? No, like, I don't know.

I think of stomach pumping, and I'm like, could you throw up? No, sorry, they do the, what's it when they put it up? Like a coffee enema? Colonic. Colonic. Colonic. Oh, I had a coffee colonic. Yeah. Anyway, I was about to go there, and then we got a call in there like, it's not happening. And like, I literally drank a bottle of wine the day before, you're not supposed to like drink before you go. Drink a bottle of wine. And I remember live, I'm so embarrassed to tell you the story, but I was like sitting on the chair in my bedroom yelling at my husband, but I wanted to be a star.

And just like crying. This was my chance because they won't. I mean, what you got on Bachelor is so. Bachelorette is so rare. They never let a woman host her own show. It's so rare. Yeah, but they had to have two of us just because they didn't trust one. I have a guy with me. And he's amazing and I love Nate. But it was like, you know, it was like, this is my channel. I'm going to be doing news forever. And I love entertainment news for sure. But I was like, I got so close. And so that must be extra like. Well, if it ever gets on the air, now we've been waiting on an air date, the writer's strike, which go writers like it got pushed to buntz. It was supposed to be after the Grammys. then it was going to be a summer,

now it's false. That's just like... Wait, but you have the time slot after Big Brother. Yeah. So it is happening. It's happening. Yeah. Because I'm obsessed with Big Brother.

It's my favorite. You're going to go on Celebrity Big Brother next. I don't know. I don't... I feel like they never have like ABC crossover people. Oh. Yeah. But now you're out.

That's true. Maybe. I would love to. You should go. And they are dummies not to have you. You're great TV. Well, but also I... And she's sporty.

But what? But what if I got sent home night one? I would be... No, it's like me on The Bachelor. It's not that bad. You live. So do you... So you make money for a charity on Big Brother, right?

If you go on the Celebrity one? I have... Of course they pay you to go on. Of course they pay you, yeah. Yeah, I wonder. Okay, but anyways, people love Big Brother. Yeah, love it. Like, that is truly the only reason I keep cable TV is to watch Big Brother.

So the fact that you get that slot after... I know. You love Big Brother and you're into music. There you go. And it's like competition after competition, you know? Oh, that's... So how many episodes do you have? We did six episodes.

Okay. So we have L.O. Colje, Shania, Gloria, Estephani, Pitbull, Little Big Town, and Kelsey Valerini. That's awesome. Yeah. I love Little Big Town. Aren't they the nicest? Philip, who's the guitar player? They're doing, at the beginning, I was telling about the show, like, when they plead their case of, like, why they're the biggest fans. Philip just starts crying, like, bawling.

He's, like, such an emotional zaddy, and he just. An emotional zaddy. We were just like, it was so sweet. And I was like, I love what a man cries. And the fashion. Also, let's talk about lady gang for a minute. Okay. Or if you want to.

Sure. No, I'm kidding. Okay, just kidding. No, no, let's do it. You guys just started YouTube, didn't you? Yes, thank you for, we're trying to follow you. Oh, I'm honored. I'm flattered.

Yeah. Well, all these bitches, I got into podcasting side and I didn't have to wear makeup and I can wear sweatpants. And now here we are on film. I know. Same thing with me. And I blame the toast. The toast bitches.

You think they started it all? They've been videoing for a long time and I hate them for it and I love them. Do you think that there's going to be more like viewers or a new audience from going on YouTube? Or do you think people that at home just want to watch sometimes? I think our people enjoy it. We haven't promoted it that much because like I again, like I just get sad when things don't go well. So it's like I'm almost scared to promote it because I'm like, well, if it's, doesn't get like millions of hits, then I look like a

loser. Nobody wants to be like, here's the new episode with 800 views. We really wanted to put old episodes of our TV show on E up, and then every time we put it down it gets copied down. Fun fact. My brother-in-law actually was part of the team that wrote the code

on all the NBC properties of like why you can't rip it off. And I saw him at lunch one day and I was like, hey, I really need to know how to hack the metadata of Lady Gang TV and he won't help me. Pick up that class of Pena Grigio, your drink of choice, and come have some fun with us on Turtle Time. We're going to do more than just drink and party on this podcast, Mom.

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I'm going to put a celebrity up to my head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you have to try and make me guess who it is. We haven't seen these. Oh, great. Okay, ready? Yeah. We have one minute.

Oh. Oh, Janet Jackson. Oh, my God. Sorry. Justin took her like. Um, I, um, uh, she has a talk show in the daytime. Um, the, Steve Correll once yelled her name in four year old version. Yeah.

Oh, oh, no, no, nah, rah, romama, romama, um, oh, my God, that took too long for you. You're out of the gay. Am I even gay? You're good, okay. I'm not gay anymore. Okay. Oh, ponytail. Ariana Grande.

Yeah. Wow. That's great. Oh, um, um, it's a trio and two-thirds of them are married to other families. famous ladies. Franca Chopra. One of them's married to Prerong. Oh, Nick Jonas or Jonas Brothers. Yeah.

Right. Good it. Oh, um. Baby, baby, baby, baby. He's, baby, baby, baby, oh, um, Justin Bieber. Wow, that took way too long.

Um, meow. She meowed. She meowed on the carpet the whole time. Oh, um, Oh, um, someone like you. Um, she has a Vegas residency. Yes. Adele.

Yeah. Okay. That took too long, too. Okay. Hello? Oh, wow. He loves a face tattoo. He lives in Utah.

Oh. He lives in Utah? Yep. Face tattoo? He loves a face tattoo. Yeah. You. Make me feel like I'm living a little.

And you call me that name. Kitty Perry. Yeah. Okay. This game is done. Oh, okay. Oh, Justin Bieber's X. Hey, Selena Gomez.

Gomes. Yeah. Great female rapper I'm still the hottest salad female rapper for the record Nicky Minaj The biggest musician's celebrity of our time right Taylor Swift Her baby, want to talk like that

Shkira People tell me I look like her and her dad is Billy Ray Miley Cyrus Oh I ran into him once in a hotel Irish lepercon Cute A little redhead songbird

songbird, um, thinking out loud. Oh, Ed Sharon. Ooh, that took too long. Um, oh. Little, da, da, da, da, da, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. Oh, um, a little man. Little man. Yeah.

Oh, there's one more. Okay. Oh, she is, um, celebrates and she celebrates her body. She plays the flute. Lizzo. Yeah. Are you going to play this with anyone else? No?

Can I take these? Yeah. I want to play it with Lady Gang. do it here oh yeah yeah little john nope no oh other guy on that song he has a Vegas residency and he make you want to um da da da da da da gotta budda goodbye he loves a bomber jacket sometimes is rhinestone he's sexual he used to wear du rag

he'll cheat on you these are my confessions yep wow that took too long um oh um new york a j z song a pianist uh beautiful singer Yes, I love her rapper, singer, R&B She plays Alicia Keys Can I tell you story

One time I was finished Rehearsing Doing the camera blocking For Dancing with the Stars And I came out of the lot And it's on the same It's like on the CBS lot And there was a live concert they were doing

Because it was COVID time So they did this outside performance And I rolled down the window to listen to see like Oh I'm not going to have a free concert Like pull up right here And I was like I don't know who that is And I go home and I saw later It was Alicia Keys

I could have just sat there and enjoyed Alicia Keys concert in my car, and I didn't. Yep, driving. So I always think of myself as busy, but I feel like you are the busiest human being on the planet, and your brain just, like, always thinks of the next thing. So super fan, it's now, it's done, you did it, you filmed it, what's next? Okay, well, I'm already out with Jody pitching another show. Can you reach me a show? I want a show.

Yeah, I know. It would be great for you. And we're just, listen, this is the year. I'm podcasting. We have Lady Gang, super fan. I'm Addie News three days a week. And that's it. Good. You know, like that's it. No more home renovations. No, I'm renovating my backyard. Because I'm throwing Jack, Vanek, from Lady Gang, a bridal shower. Oh, cute. Third week of August, and we have no backyard. Are you a bridesmaid? There are no bridesmaids. But I did get a great dress. She did tell us what we had to wear. So it's like, you know, she's like very hands-on. And so I'm really excited. I just like, I don't know. I don't like this, Katie. I don't like that being busy is my personality. Like, my entire life is like, Kelsey's just so busy and she's crushing it.

She's doing all the things. I'm not. I'm crying. I can't feed myself. Like, I had adult mono this spring. Like, what is up with me? Like, I just, I want my personality to be like, I live on an island and I have baby goats. And so, like, I'm working towards.

Seasonal depression low. And, like, I feel very strongly, Chris and I have this saying of, like, Freedom 45. I don't know where we got it, like, if it was from a television commercial or something. But, like, I'm 41 right now. I'm not kidding. Freedom 45. Like, I want to be out of show business in four years. Okay.

So I need to be more successful, make more money, spend less time buying used Gucci and Chanel on the Real Real. And get focused. Get you out. Amen. I love you. Thank you so much for coming on the pod. I love you. Love you, Lowe.

Lo, you're amazing. Although, now, do I need a pinky ring? Is that going to make me cooler? She says that. Look at my nails. Wait a second. Hold on. Breaking news.

Kailen Bristow's disgusting. Who are you? What is this? Are you in fourth grade, Chopper McChomperson? I had pressons on and I bit them off last night. Why did you have press on? What are you doing? Everybody knows we're doing Russian manicures now.

They last five weeks. What's that Russian manicure? It's where they do all of your cuticles and everything. And then they do the acrylic over top of your. These are my real nails. And Jacks are like this long. Everybody knows. I have the girl in L.A.

Well, clearly not everybody knows. I love a press on. Okay. I need to get on this little Putin nail train. What the hell is this? Putin nail train. Russian manicure. Wow. Thank you.

It lasts forever. Okay. And it's like having. I am disgusting. No, I know you are. But you know what? You know what, Katie? Here's the thing.

God is fair. Okay? You don't get that eye color. I know. It's like Jesus. Personalized Bronco. You get to live with two golden retrievers and a guy who's good with money. You don't get all of that.

And then you also get a beautiful nail. You know what I mean? God is fair. I have three chins. So I get these nails. Megan Fox has a toe thumb, so it makes me feel better. Exactly. Okay, wait.

So tune into August 9th. At 9 p.m. on CBS, you can follow at CBS, Superfan, CBS. And I just, here's the thing. I'm a creator, and it's me, and I'm co-hosting it with my wonderful co-host, Nate Burleson. And we basically will get canceled or renewed within the first two episodes. So if you don't watch, you're dead to me. Perfect. Okay.

Does that make you want to watch? Yeah. Come in. It does make me want to watch, actually. I'm Caitlin Bristow. Your session is now ending. And if I'm being honest, I wouldn't mind a rating in a movie. See what hit blockbusters are streaming free during popcorn summer movies on Pluto TV. Watch the first four Indiana Jones movies or Minari and Minari.

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