Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: I Love That, Olivia Caridi & Brandi Cyrus

Episode Date: March 29, 2018

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Caitlin Bristow is going to answer your question Drink to your confessions And hear what you have to say about anything Bachelor Let's shake it up some more Here's Caitlin Welcome to Great Therapy Your session is now starting I'm your host Caitlin Bristow

And I think this is going to be a spicy podcast Yeah, it is I can feel it Yeah And you know why. It's because we have Olivia say it for us in the Italian accent. Karidi. And Brandy Cyrus in the studio, aka, why do you guys call each other Paris and Nicole?

Who's Paris? Who's Paris? Who's Nicole? I'm Nicole. Because I'm taller and blonde and dumber. It's very true. And she's short and likes fashion. And kind of like, do you follow Paris Hilton on?

I'm pouring you guys on. Oh, great. I don't. I did follow her engagement and I loved the video where she literally just like grabbed the ring out of the guy's hand and was like, okay, thanks and put it on. Wait, she got engaged on Snapchat? Well, she put up on Instagram video and it was the funniest video of all time because he's like on his knee, probably whispering sweet nothings and she literally like snatches the ring, puts it on and starts kissing up. And that's going to be me. That's going to be Olivia. It will. Give me. Give it to me. I'm going to be like, oh, you don't have to say anything. Just let me put it on it.

That's so, I follow her on Snapchat and it is a treat. Is it? Oh, she doesn't see her photo shoot today. It's like at least 25 minutes long of a Snapchat. I'm trying to be like, yeah, like give a proper estimate. Good. 25 minutes of her. You'd think she'd be like sexy in the photo shoot, like coordinated.

It's so awkward. Well, she's so. I'm more like her than I think of him. and she's just kind of built a little weird and just I want to find it well yeah we dubbed ourselves as Paris and Nicole we did and I did that like 10 years ago with my girlfriend really yeah and we were them for Halloween well we want that's what I think it kind of started was it started with Halloween and then we started realizing like oh my gosh our adventures are a lot closer to theirs than we think and so we just kind of did it you guys should do um like a simple

life show oh we know oh we we know it's just a matter of it's in the work getting us to do it but yeah we thought of a name and then we kind of had to drop the name my mom gave me crap about the name yes tish said no that's not going to work oh yeah she'd know she'd know well because like the simple life was they're really rich girls and they're doing you know but you make your own version well our version was called broken boogie because we're broke we're we try to live a boozy way but we're so broke it's ridiculous it wouldn't work she's said we would get lots of shade for saying we're broke

because there are families that live on half what we make a year and also that booji could potentially be a racial no-no. So we're going to have to figure out a different adaptation of the same idea. Okay, but I do like where your heads at. Yeah, I do like the direction you're going.

One day, I hope to be back on television. And this is a work, Paris. The hair fan. Oh, yeah, she's Like, she's awkward. She's so amazing. It gets more awkward. Oh, my gosh. That would be my nightmare.

There would be hair and my lip gloss. It sounds terrible. Guaranteed though, the photo will come out. And that's just 20 minutes. Oh, and it's an awesome black and white. It's weird. Oh, my gosh. Oh, no.

The jump and flip. The simultaneous jumping hair flip. How tall is she? She's got to be six, too. six five six five with heels with heels yeah she's tall watch that joke sorry but anyways you guys need to follow her on snap okay done deals I will I only follow like three people yeah same my favorite was Nicole Richie when they were on the simple life and she like made out with some like redneck dude and she's like you smell like onion see they're just like

oh yeah they were so iconic like in that time so like we're trying to be we try to be iconic I mean we make jokes like yeah like people I got shit for saying on my podcast, like, oh, it's so weird that people, like, care about what we're doing. By the way, everything I say is a joke. It's totally sarcastic. But this girl was like, unfollow. You do care what you're doing. But that's why I was like, that's the point of following somebody.

No, die, doi, die. Is there a sound effect we can make? Yes, I'm all about the sound effects on the podcast. Yeah. I don't even know what time we started. This is going to be just a free-for-all. That's okay. Free-for-all.

I tried to start making notes and then I'm like, screw it. Yeah. We tried to plan a little, and I was like, nah. Our best podcast yet of me and Brandy, we had zero plan. It was, and it was, it was, I peed. You peed a little. I peed a lot, a lot, a lot. It was not just a dribble.

I'm on the airplane and I'm thinking, these bitches, I was sorry. These girls, you can say that. These girls are so funny. I forgot it was us. That's when you know it's a good podcast when you're laughing. I forget it's us. By the way, you can say bitch on the box. Oh, okay.

She has a habit of calling people that that she doesn't know. And then regretting it. Like, oh, oh, sorry. Oh, my God, she's probably so sweet. I'm sorry, but I'm so used to calling, referring to people. Everybody, yeah. I love, so you both have podcasts, different podcasts. Yes.

But you probably go on each other's. We do. I've been on hers twice. Yeah. We put on mine once. Mm-hmm. It's yours. Yep.

And yours is with Wells. Yeah, your favorite thing. Yeah. Okay. I've been on hers and I, that was actually a really embarrassing podcast. Oh, it was a great episode, though. But it was, she was dating a guy. or you had just broken up, I guess.

I was dating a guy for like three months at the time that never even like accidentally touched my nipple. Like, wait, he's gay. Which is fine. He just needs to admit it. I needed Wells to like give me. Wait, back it up for a second. Do you say he accidentally touched me? No, like, he never even was accidentally

like, oops. It was so for three months. No tongue. And they had like sleepovers and everything. And but then all of a sudden. And you for sure we're dating? I mean Up for debate In hindsight

Probably not To be fair I never met him To be fair Did you make this out? And I just got out of that So I talked about that And my Halloween fight

Which we can talk about I want to talk about it right now Okay Sure What happened at this First of all You got to come to the next Halloween Yeah you have to

Yeah where was I I don't know I wasn't here I know that I wasn't in Nashville But that's okay So I saw photos and knew that this party was happening.

Was that at your house? It is. Yeah. So this was the second annual Halloween bash at my house. Okay. The first year, it was so nice out that I held the party basically in the backyard. Everybody was in the backyard. And this year, it was freezing.

Yeah. You couldn't go outside. And literally last minute, we moved everything inside. Okay, my house is not that big. Yeah. But it was the perfect size. And even then it just feels small. So, but it almost made it better because everybody was crammed in there.

And you know when you're crammed in and it's like everyone's like, like, can't move. Sweat and a little. It kind of makes, yeah, it makes people more hype for some reason, you know, when it's crowded. You really feed off people's energy. So, yeah, I was super, super drunk during this girl fight.

And you didn't see any of it. So it was a whole girl fight. Like, well, I... What happened? So Becca Tilly. So Becca Tilly and Jojo Fletcher and a group of, like, friends. I don't know their names. Like five girls, five stunning girls from L.A.

Which I heard they were dressed up as wife That was what was funny. They were dressed as guys and they like duck dynasty or like duck dynasty. And they all had, you know, big hair and they drew hair on their legs and mullets. It was hysterical. Like they were carrying like slim gyms and like R. 44 drinks. And I had a calisi costume on which is not trendy and so overused. But it was a last minute thing.

But I was wearing pants. Like it was not. But you look great. It was like a good sexy. You look the top, one of the top outfits I thought for sure. I mean. So anyway. We're dancing, and Becca is doing her hilarious shtick where she's, like, grinding up on all the girls.

So, yeah, you know, but you, do you know, Becca? Yeah. Yeah. Like, she, like, she's so funny and, like, everything's, you know, everything's a joke. And so she was, like, really playing into this character. Right. She didn't just show up looking like a dude. Like, she was hitting on girls all night long.

To be funny. There was rumors that we were lesbians on the show. Oh, see, there you go. So she was committing to that with all the girls at the party. Maybe. Maybe. So, anyway. Anyway, she's, like, grinding up on everybody.

And it's funny. We think it's funny. because we know her. I mean, even if I didn't, I'd probably still think it's funny. It was an intimate friend party, but there was this one girl. What did I call her, like, Mary? We're not going to say her name. Okay.

Well, I made up a name. It's not nice. No, it was like Mark and her name's definitely not Mary. It's not Mary. And she was very drunk and did not like that Becca was grinding up on her. But instead of just saying, hey, can you not? Can you not? There's a can you not.

she said something like can you get the fuck away from me you'd be lesbian bitch she was like a double slur it was a double slur and I heard it and I was like whoa that's okay and then she said why don't you go dance up on the biggest slut

at the party and pointed at Olivia shut your not kidding I want to go fight her and she by the way had the lamest costume ever it was like Britney Spears I think it was like pigtails and a tube top please so I leave the room because like I'm I'm yeah I do have a temper so my what I'm learning is to walk away

wow even in your state of drinking you I'm trying to learn so I walk away we walk back in the room and actually my friend Shiva oh from title from title walks back in the room and starts kind of talking about this girl quite loudly near her obviously trying to start something I had no intention of starting anything but she was I'm on that pitch over there Yeah, she loves the drama. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. And so then this girl goes, what did you just say?

And I was like, damn it. Here we go. So I said, well, if you do want to know, I heard what you said. It started out really nice. I was basically like, here's the issue. I might look like a slut, but I look way better than you do. Number two, I was throwing out all these big words, even when I was drunk. And so who the F says something like that at a costume party?

Yeah. And it's like, by the way, it's Halloween, get over yourself. Exactly. You're supposed to be slutty on Halloween. If you're not a true. Then she called me something like, call me a dumbass. And that's where my switch flipped. And I just was like, you call me a dyke.

You can call me. You can call me. You can call me. And then I said, do you even know the host of this party? She goes, yeah, it's Brandy. And I was like, well, I know Brandy. And I know that she would not have this at her party. She would not have this.

Meanwhile, like, I don't know where I am. upstairs probably like sleeping on the couch and I said I think you need to leave and she goes what did you just say you're like I say and I said you need to leave did you do the claps in between oh I probably did I was so I was I got my head was on fire a little bit and so anyway she turns and this is where God I just used my words and I never really said anything mean well I might have but whatever but also in the meantime the party got real quiet you know that whole like oh shit's going down at first it might have looked like a record skipping yeah it might have looked like a little play at first or something but she walks past shiva's walking the other way and she like

bumps into shiva and i but shiva works at type or worked at title yeah her biceps are bigger than like my entire body right yeah and shiva goes oh F no pulls this girl by the pony or the pig tail to the ground please like pushes her against the wall I have I hope so um and then like pushes her out the door and i'm everyone's just like oh oh my god and becka felt so but you know becca she felt awful it's not about this at all and was like i can't believe this just happened i was just trying to dance and then she's like i was just trying to wheel her and like me and brandy were close but not that close and so at that point i was like apologizing to brandy like i did not mean to start something at this party i was just but like i wouldn't even know it happened if they

hadn't told me like i was like it's okay let's I know. It was, it was just so weird. I was for some, I love Becca. Maybe it was just like a loyalty to her. But the way that this girl said that. Well, yeah. I got very mad. Now that I hear the story. Yeah. I just, I knew, I saw Wells at Canadian. Oh, yeah. Bachelor after show. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And he, it was just like casual conversation like about how you got in a girl fight. Oh my gosh. He probably loved that. He wasn't even there. Yeah, he was. How drunk. Sarah was there too. But they had left. But I did tell him the story on the podcast, that's why. I was kind of thinking that maybe the reason I missed it is because I was upstairs with Wells and Sarah. Maybe I have no idea. I don't know. I was busy chance of them. I was drunk.

They are cute. They're very cute. I mean, I saw them for 10 seconds, but it was a cute 10 seconds. I'm going off Instagram here. Yeah. I mean, and they spend a lot of time together for a couple that lives on opposite sides of the country. They really do because every time I see her like Instagram story, I'm like, how are you doing this? Yeah.

Well, Wells goes out there like every weekend. Wow. I give him so much. shit that he's always there yeah yeah that's kind of your stick on the podcast yeah just giving well shit that's what the podcast should be called like brandy gives well shit yes rename it rebrand i'll join i'll join i'll join you want to join it i'll come on more often why what okay wait we totally tell me if we if you don't want to talk about this yeah what's going on you and wells have a feud well here we go it's like they just fight over me you know it's it's cute actually

it's not really a thing me and him were friends and then something happened between me and his BFF, Derek. Oh, you're right. I forget about this. Derek, he got engaged on Paradise to Taylor. Me and Derek had a disagreement on communication. Was this over Twitter? No, it was basically the excuse that he used to break things off with me

did not match up with his actions. and you're being being very politically correct I'm proud of you thank you yeah I just wanted to acknowledge your effort talking about but we talked about this on your podcast yeah I mean basically I had we weren't date we weren't exclusive it wasn't a thing but I did like him and we had been kind of seeing each other and talking yeah Derek and he sent me a text after we had seen each other for a little bit dumping me saying I don't want to date someone who does the show and I don't I want to like remove myself from the show And I said, okay, that's interesting.

Hmm. And then a week later, I find out he's testing for paradise and then he's on paradise. And so it wasn't even like he broke up with me. I was not bitter that he broke up with me. I was just like, be man up. Man up to your word, you know? And so I never like went to press. But at one point, reality Steve called me and said, is this true?

And I just go, yeah, but like I don't want to talk about it. He printed it. It got out a little bit. It's like nothing now. I mean, he's engaged. That's great. I'm glad you're happy. Your wife, it's great.

I'm wifed. Like, it's no big deal. But, yeah, Wells for some reason has like... Well, Wells and Derek are really close. Their best ones is probably just being loyal to Derek. Exactly. And that's fine. But, like, Wells will, like, dig at me whenever he can on the podcast.

And I'm like, cool. But, like, when you're not there? Well, like, he'll make the comments like, wow, you're really... Brandy. You and Olivia are just besties now. He's not having to be good friends. Oh, he's thrown a little passive jazz. Yeah, and I'm like, wait, Brandy wouldn't be friends with a crappy person.

So, uh, yeah, that's kind of throwing shade at you. Yeah, I know. It's just weird. So anyway, I have no, we don't see each other. And if I'm around him, I'm very cordial. Of course. It's not like a feud, but it's, there's definitely like an underlying awkwardness, probably, that I have no desire to fix. I really do not care.

Yeah, that just reads of effort. Yeah. That is beyond my pay grade. I just cannot. So, so it's worth fine. Everyone wanted the tea on that. It's all good. Friendship loyalty is a beautiful thing.

Yeah. And that's all. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers to that. I'll drink your wine. Where is your wine? I want it.

I'm double fisting coffee and wine. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. To friendship loyalty. I have a theory that you would work out really well with someone that you were just in Honduras with. Oh, really? Ben Higgins.

Well, I can see it. Higgins. He's tall. He's tall. It would not be. People, like, were messaging me being like, is it weird? that Brandy's on a trip with Ben Higgins and I was like, why would that be weird?

You're like, no, they both believe in the same things and they're the same person. But okay, it wasn't just been on this trip, guys. I know, I'm just saying. I think 14 people like the picture that you posted was Ben, you and Riley but maybe people thought, what do they do? You know how people are on social media.

So anyway, I think the guy if you're single and not right. No. I just think you guys would be great together as someone who barely knows Ben. I know Ben. I know Ben. You know Ben better than I do. He's my ex-boyfriend. Yeah, I mean, me too. This is great.

This is great. Oh, yeah, exactly. Doi. I always forget, because I didn't watch. I just know you because I know you. It's probably for the best, honestly. You wouldn't be asking me on if you had watched some time. Hell yeah, I would.

Are you kidding me? I've seen clips. Of course. Brandy's always like, I don't know how I'm friends with you. Literally. Because you know that The Bachelor has edited versions of everyone. Well, I said the other day, I was like, oh, yeah, She's somebody I didn't really think watching.

Yeah, watching her on TV, I didn't think I'd ever want to be friends with her. And I go, but then I thought that about you and here we are. And now we're lesbians. Yes. Yeah, my dad and mom were sitting. She came home with me for Christmas for a couple days. And my mom and dad, a little while later, my dad's kind of just like, he just doesn't really talk much. Yes, he does.

He does, but he doesn't really, like, remember people's names or like what any, he doesn't remember my name half the time. And he looks at my mom and he goes, are Brandi and Olivia together? And my mom was like, together, how? And he goes, like, romantically together. Come on. She goes, well, actually, no, I don't think so. I don't think so.

How dare you? But he goes, I wouldn't be mad if they were. Oh, my gosh. I wouldn't be mad if they were. That's incredible. It's really sweet. That says a lot about you, Brandy. Yeah, I mean, I like I said, right.

If I were gay, he'd accept me. And that's really nice. Well, that's something to think about you. I mean, my mom has said, if it doesn't work out with this guy, you should probably be gay. If things don't work out with you. you're this guy yeah man yeah if things don't work out with ben oh i think we'll probably just end up like i don't want to like be romantic with you that's a little weird right like we could be roommates forever for life yeah and just be in love and then maybe like yeah like we can have an

open relationship yeah we can just have sex with guys i want whenever we want but you will take all the instagram photos for me that i ever need same here it's huge yeah i mean and you'll give me your buddy pass all you'll be my travel companion great like today we are taking You don't have to go through the drama with men. Yeah. No, we were taking, she takes all of my Instagram photos. And, like, that's why they're so good all of a sudden that we put in. Like, she was, like, flipped around on the bed, in the corner.

Oh, yeah. But we got that shot. Which one? Is this the bathtub one? Oh, but I took that one. That was that one. She was sitting behind a toilet for that one. Literally, like, straddling a toilet for this photo.

The commitment. That's so nice, because Sean and I, that's one of our things that were like, oh, can you not? Like, I don't want to take another fitness photo. And he's like, can we, like, like, he. like he hates you both hate doing it because it's like it's never good enough yeah i mean luck i would lay on the cold hard ground for a photo of brandy i would that i would do i think i have done that but can you not like that's i've had some shitty friends who like get frustrated oh yeah with and i'm like no no no because people have to get it they do and we get it because

it's a weird weird thing yeah like if i ask for another photo you're going to take it no questions asked or you're not ever going to take a photo of me again and then i'm going to put face tune on it. Yeah. Because I need to wait in my teeth. Exactly. Right in my background. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. My sister actually texted me last night about a photo I posted and she's like, don't be mad at me. But you can tell that you face tuned your picture. Oh no. Which one was it? The horsey. Wait, what do you face tuned? I just like made my arm a little skinny.

And she could tell? I want to see. Oh my gosh. You can make your arm skinnier. Yeah. Oh, girl. I'm going to make my arm bigger. Oh, someone to send me a picture of my butt. Look, there's so much pressure on social media to be perfect, and I hate that I, like, look at every inch of me. But, like, if there's, especially because I hate my legs and, like, I just hate my body. I always am like, I tuck a little. Wait. You are, like, really sexy. Yeah.

She knows. She knows. She's the one-trick pony. Sex is all she delivers. Sex. But she does it really well. She does it well. The one-trick pony is the only thing I offer.

so like if you're taking a picture of me it's like oh every time if you ask me to smile i'm like no no i can't tell you photoshop this i mean now that you said it but i would have never been like oh yeah your arm looks weird no i just love it don't be mad at me my horse looks great that's all i know i all i cared about was the horse yeah you are living my dream um come hang out with us at the barn anytime it's so fun i just i made her hold ever for like 30 minutes yes all growing up my mom had horses and all growing up I wanted to have a pet horse like I think they're the most beautiful have you been on one before yes okay with your boyfriend ben higgins oh how cute wow we're calling in that now in ireland oh my god we uh we toured the countryside wait what can we um look

ben is can we not okay fine can you not please i'm sick of talk you talk he doesn't listen to my podcast so you have that thank god well we got him on last week finally oh yeah we did finally got him on yeah oh you did yeah we called him We call him on the reg and he never answers. Yeah, he's real bad at the phone. Finally answered. And it was not as awkward as I thought it was going to be. Well, he's so sweet.

He's sweet. And he knows that I'm not a crazy person. Does he? Yeah. Does he? Well, what did he say in Honduras? No, just kidding. He will know when we finally have the hang.

The group hang needs to happen to just overcome all the awkwardness. And then it's going to be gold. Yeah, hello. There's a lot of pressure on the both of us, I think, when we first hang out because it's just like, oh, my God. It's been in Olivia. I mean, if we posted a photo, it would break the internet. Oh, yeah.

100% would break. You should have seen after our season, me, Sean, and Nick did a fundraiser for prostate cancer for November, the three of us, like pretty soon after. I remember that. Yeah. And it broke the internet. No pun intended, but that's balzy. It literally broke the internet. But yeah, it's just not, it's people think it's such a big deal because they watch an edited version of them.

Totally. show but it's really not a big deal um that's what i was going to talk what is your thoughts on crystal and this season of the bachelor but when this comes out i think everything's going to be over but i just would like to know because you were so you were treated so unfairly on that it was it was pretty rough and when i like i did message crystal or whatever and just say i wasn't trying to say like hey girl i'm your friend because that's weird and like i don't know you but i just i was more on the social media angle just saying you know it gets better because of course As usual, episode one, she doesn't look great, and she's getting annihilated with people calling her horrible names and you name it.

And that's what I was seeing and more what I was talking about, just because I can speak to that. And you can too. And Brain, I'm sure you can too. Even if you're liked, you will be hated. Right. Yeah. And, like, everyone gets hate, but, you know, the villain is next level. It's just, it's rough.

And so I just said, I'm here for you if you want to talk about, like, this hate because it's really hard. And then every episode kind of got worse and got worse. But you couldn't see, like, I can't watch the show the same anymore. So I'm always thinking of, like, maybe there was something here that they said, you should go grab him again like they did with me all the time. And she did it. And then the girls talked. But then I kind of saw Women Tell All.

And that she didn't seem remorseful. Whereas, like, with me on Women Tell All, I just sat there, took it and said, I'm sorry. I screwed up. there were a lot of things I didn't like to sit to sit and I didn't she felt to me felt like she was watching the clips and smiling and thinking it was funny whereas I was like closing my eyes being like oh my god I can't watch this so so that kind of changed she went more I think like Corinne for me where she she took her character or whatever and said I'm going to own it and that's great right and good for I mean great you're gold but yeah like Chad like Chad you know

I think I was I was a villain who's just different that I didn't enjoy what I did and I felt bad about things and then I felt mad. I mean, tell me if I'm wrong, but at the time, I feel like you probably didn't realize. No, I had no clue how this was going to come off, how it was going to look, how they were going to edit. Like with Crystal, you know, she had a lot more arguments with the women, whereas I had none. Right. The one argument I had with Amanda, I apologized within like five minutes and it was over. Yes. So all of the hate that I saw was on ITMs of people saying you know screw her I'm going to kill her

whatever she sucks or them talking about me when I wasn't around right so I was in the dark a little bit like I had no idea the extent of where it was going that's got to be wild because you really do watch it back for the first time one everybody else's and you're like wait what yeah I mean I and I knew that people were being prodded to like talk about

because I was I was being prodded to talk about other people so I knew that it was happening about me but like and I had a feeling the twins we're going to to take every opportunity to really lay in because that was their thing personally because they're just no they're the one-liners yeah and that was their schick and that's fine and like we've never spoken since and that's very okay but it was just a different type of villain and it made me look at her but I'll never judge anyone from the show like I've met so many people from the show where I'm like you are so different in person than what I thought you were going to be

every single person I've met has so different you know except I talked to Kendall on the phone for one of my grape therapy podcast and I was like, oh, you are the exact same. Well, she's, I mean, she's super authentic to me. She seems like, yeah. Totally unique, authentic. Which is why she was great and too good for the show, honestly. Way too good for the show.

Yeah. Yeah, but that's the same. You know what? When I first watched on the season of The Bachelor that I was on, episode one, I was like, holy shit, I'm the villain. I thought I was, yes. Wait, on which season? On her.

Cristles when I was on. You thought, because I went back and watched that season because I'd never seen it. Oh, I thought episode one. Really? I was like, uh-oh. Because I, I mean, I came out of the limo, like, the pew said. Oh, the plow. Plow in the field.

And then during, like, when they brought out the first impression rose, I stood up. I was so drunk. I stood up and I was like, who thinks they deserve this? And I remember going up into ITMs being like, these chicks are great if you like elevator music. Oh, my gosh. I was thrown at one-liners because I thought, Because my humor at that time was, like, super sarcastic. But they totally, it could have, you know, been, come across as like, I'm a huge bitch.

It's all, it's all about how it comes across. Right. And the music that they put behind it. Exactly. They can make it one way or the other. You know, they could put villain music behind. They can put clown music behind you and all of a sudden you're the crazy one. Yeah.

I'll never forget, like, the scene of me jumping out of the cake in dancing. I mean, it was horrid. Yes, absolutely. It wasn't horrible. That bad. Well, my issue was, like, the song that they played was like a, a boudoir like goofy and that wasn't playing at the time when they aired it it was like a clown song so I automatically looked like a freaking idiot the music does everything every yeah there was another scene where I was like smelling a rose and I was like that shit's fresh I was quoting I was quoting bridesmaids when she's drinking the lemonade and she's like damn that shit's fresh and I was just bored and said that and then they put dun dun dun behind it so it's all like I would love to watch all of their unedited footage just with no music just to see how much different it seems.

I will now pay attention to music behind everyone because if they come out of the limo and they're playing goofy music, I'm like, she doesn't make it far. She doesn't make it far. If it's a romantic song. Limo and it was like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-oh. Yeah, like it was We were talking about, I mean, the season is over now, but when

Lauren and Lauren B and Rie's Overnight. Yeah, they had this like cover song of Faith Hill. No one else had a cover song except for them. Well, they couldn't afford Faith version so they had a cover i was trying to read into all the lyrics when they played that yeah because no one ever plays those songs so it's all about like how they get the copyright yeah well because it's because it was it wasn't faith singing it did you notice that it was

somebody else so that they got i'm sure like way cheaper yeah um but now i we just like pay attention to music where we were both like that there's never words unless it's like a live performance by someone yeah you know because so and brandy you obviously get the tricks of the tv yeah And actually you were, what were you recently in in 2015? Was it a movie or a TV show? 2015? That was probably the movie I did. Old 37?

Yeah. A horror movie, yeah. What? Aren't you supposed to be my friend? How do you not? No, I'm just kidding. I was in a horror movie. I'm only here for my leaves.

Oh, God. Can you not? We could probably do a whole. Put some music to that. Yes, we can. Yes, we can. No, my mom and I had a series on Bravo last year. Yes.

Maybe that's what probably you're thinking No? No? I know about that. That's how we met. Cyrus for Cyrus, yeah. No, because we, I know, I met your show runner Herb. Oh, love Herb.

Yeah, we went for a brunch. No way. He's great. We were going to actually try and pitch to do something with you guys. Oh, my gosh. So was Olivia. Yeah. That's how we came friends.

You are renowing. Well, I had just, like, bought the house that I was eventually going to Renno. And I thought maybe I could get on her show. And so we had met on the people now. which is like this bachelor after show. Yeah. And I awkwardly message them and I was like, could you give me Brandy Cyrus's contact information?

And I emailed her and like sent her photos of my house. And I was like, can you maybe do my house? And then we ended up falling in love. She's like, yeah, sure, it'll cost you X amount of money. Well, she was like, I don't even know if we're going to get a season two. And so it was. Because you guys did one season. We did.

And it's kind of like nothing's been said since. And then last week I got a little inquiry for my mom. asking if I would be up for a season two. So I don't know what that means. I don't want to get anyone too excited or whatever. Why don't you tell me that? Girl, I've been in Honduras. I don't know.

Doing other things. Do you need like a comedic? No. Comedic relief? I do not. Okay. Do you have to bring in the house? No.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Herb is great. Yeah. Herb is great. Yeah. So, yeah, we had talked about with him just about a few things.

But yeah, that's, so have you always been. into like interior designing or no my mom has my whole life that's like been her like horses are kind of my like passion thing and so for she always says like this is my horses it's like she loves to decorate my whole life she's just

redone our house every like three years because she wants to and so all of us as well I've always encouraged her to do something with that because she's so talented and she I don't know most people don't know she actually manages Miley and Noah full time so she's like you know all of her time is spent doing that and

never for herself. So when this opportunity came up, right around the same time, I bought a house here in Nashville, and it was a gut project. I gutted it on my own. My mom helps me a little bit, but it was like the first thing I'd really done on my own, and I realized how much I loved it. And I was kind of like, oh, I'm kind of good at this too. And then I had some friends in town asked me to help with their houses. And so I was kind of getting into it, too, as a hobby. And then when we got asked to do the show, we were all just like, oh, mom, like, this is kind of your chance to, like, really, like, live out your dream and do something for you. And she and I are best friends so I've been approached to do so much different TV and I never felt right but this I was like

oh I get to work with my mom I get to stay at home in Nashville and do something fun like let's let's do it you know what I think feels right well here we go so no someone asked Andy Cohen of Bravo uh-huh you know how much I love I do know all her clothes say Bravo says Bravo my bag here says Bravo yeah it's really embarrassing um the he someone asked him what's the next city that you would want to take to housewives. Oh, Nashville. I saw that. I think we would be really good.

Except we're not wives. No, but that's not a requirement. No, I ask the housewives. I always ask them, can I get on the show and they're like, absolutely. It's not about being married anymore. No, it's not. I'm really boring, though, guys. I don't think I'd make a good housewife.

Just quickly get married and get divorced. No, that's quickly. Ramona Singer of Real Housewives of New York, she said, just get divorced. Oh, my gosh. It's all you need. Wait, what were we talking about? Oh, so season two might, it's possibly a thing. I mean, it's very, very early.

All I know is I got asked about it, which is, Randy, I think it would really go, go green-minded if I was involved. Oh, do you? You think so? Yes. I'll let them know. Okay. Okay. I won't, but I'll let, I'll say I will.

You were born in Nashville, weren't? No, Kentucky. Oh, Kentucky. But I grew up here from five years old on, so it feels like it. Yeah, because you grew up. serious around music but you didn't get into it till later right i didn't pick up a guitar until i was 19 did you just decide at 19 like hey i'm going to pick up this guitar and then you're like well no so i it's long story short it's um kind of fresh in my mind because on this trip i was on

last week i was with i'd ben and riley were the only ones i knew so i had i got to know like 10 new people yeah so we were given telling each other's like life roadmap so i kind of just had to do this which is cool this is ben thinking's your boyfriend this is unbelievable this is the happening and becoming a thing right now. I'm going to send him clips. Oh, God. Making it's a thing. I'm just going to ignore you guys and continue.

No, so I was telling them, like, I, the year I went to college was the same year, Miley, got Hannah Montana. So I had already been accepted to MTSU. I was already going, and my whole family picked up and moved to L.A. The same time. And I picked the school because it was 20 minutes from home and blah, blah, blah. So I finished my year. It was miserable.

I hated it. It was awful. And then the next day after it was over, I moved up. to L.A. And I became friends with a group of girls in a band called Everlife. There were three sisters and then they just so happened to open up for Miley on her first tour as Hannah Montana. And they kind of, they were really the ones that inspired me to want to play. All three of them play guitar. They all sing. And then Miley, when she was Hannah, she was like, I need a guitar player, like a Hannah Montana for the Hannah Montana band. Like, it's three chords in every song, like,

learn. You know what I mean? And I was like, okay, cool. So I kind of like learned enough to be able to like fake it till I made it and play the Hannah Montana songs and then we all toured together that year. It was so great. So that's kind of what got me into it. I went to one of the shows. No. Ashley I was at like all of them. Oh, of course. I might have been around. Oh my gosh. The Cheetah Girls tour or the Jonas Brother tour? Cheetah. Cheetah girls. Yeah. That's when ever life was on. That's crazy. This is so funny. Full circle. Yeah. You are just living out your best one. It was my favorite concert. Oh my gosh. But to be fair, I feel like I had to work very hard to learn. Like guitar, like, yeah, like, some of it comes naturally.

Like, I feel like rhythm is something you're going to born with or you're not. 100%. But, like, my guitar is not easy. Well, like, my brother, brazen, he can pick up any instrument. He's never had a lesson, and he can play anything, sing anything, plays by ear. Like, he's fantastic. You know what I mean? And that is, I don't play by year at all.

I had to learn chord charts. I had, you know, had friends teach me. And I practiced countless hours to be able to do it. So I did that for a couple years and started my own band. Did that for five years. Are you not doing that anymore? No, not for. a long time. Well, because not going to

lie, I kind of like Googled and it was just sound. It was such a nice sound. Thank you. Yeah, I really enjoyed it. Thanks. Yeah. I mean, it was just, it was it was, it's like a whole other thing to talk about. But I did it for five years. I worked my butt off. I made a whole record that I did the tour, did the whole thing.

Got to a point where I was like, I'm 26. I don't want to live on Taco Bell anymore. This isn't going anywhere. Like, not a bad way to live. I just, not ashamed of Taco Bell. I just want to like to start being an adult. having that for dinner tonight so please i will not allow you to do that that's true okay great um so so anyway i just got burnt out on it now i'm djang so i still get to play music and i saw that you was doing an event with fergi yeah that was so cool olivia was there too like i'm her hype girl she's

my hype girl now so yes you can i'm like okay horses and be your hype yes you can i be exhausting being me so i need someone to yeah what a tough life step in at least every other week can i just like enter myself as the third yes i would love that because the more enters you have on stage the more We are dancing nonstop for three hours. It's so fun. So I know the perfect time for us to begin this endeavor. So we're going to throw a party in Nashville. We just did one called The Masquerade.

I don't know if you heard about it or whatever. But we did this party for my friend's nonprofit called Caring Hearts. She was in New Zealand, so she wasn't there. But I DJ, Daniel Bradbury, hosted, and we just threw a party in Nash's art studio. Oh, no way. Here's been here in the dark last week. Oh, my gosh. She's great.

So we threw this epic party and raised $20,000 for caring heart. in one night, which was epic. So after coming back from Honduras, the team I was with, we've decided that... Ben Hagen? Yeah. Oh, your boyfriend? Oh, my God. We've decided that we are going to kind of take it upon ourselves.

We need $45,000 to start a business for women to have jobs in this specific village in Honduras. And so our group decided we're going to take it upon ourselves to raise that $45,000. So I am going to throw another party here in Nashville that I will DJ and I need you guys to be hype girls. So that can be our first show together. It'll be so fun. I'll train you. It's not very good.

I'll train you. Oh, I'm like trying to think of who else Paris Hilton and Nicole Hitchie are friends with so that I can be like. And I'm, and I'm like, what's one of Paris Hilton's dog's name? Poochie. Yeah, I'm her. Poochie. You could be like Nikki Hilton, maybe. Nikki.

No, wait. She's not nice, though. She's not very nice. She's not very nice. Oh, yeah. You met her too. I forgot about that. Okay, no, I'm not.

Well, the dog, it's a good. What about, um, Harlow? Is that a dog? That's a cute name. That's Nicole's daughter. Daughter, yeah, I was going to say, I'm not a kid. Sophia is her sister. She's cute.

Yeah, she's too cute. She's really cute. I can't live up to that. Wait, who's the guy who smelled like onions. I can be that. I would love to be a guy who smells. You smell like onions. Wait, do your Irish accent.

It's so good. All right. She turns about. What are we going to talk about? Just ask me a question and I'll keep talking like Do you know somebody that's Irish? I studied a broad in Ireland for You did?

How long? Yeah, a couple months of summer. I didn't know that. And you picked up the accent that well. It's very easy. You just, you take your words and you just go up and you go down. You take your words. You take your words.

And you go up and you go down. And then you add like a, like, you're a fucking agent to like everything. How do you say? Fucking fucking. And then idiot is idiot. So like you're a fucking agent. It's it? Egypt?

Yeah. And then you just, you know, you just go up and now. I went to Ireland for three weeks on my season. You didn't get an accent. Three weeks. Yeah, it was a long time. My goal when I was there was to just convince everyone that I was a local. And did they believe you?

Oh, totally. Mine is the fact that I was blonde with blue eyes. That sounded a little Australian. That's because I was just. I'm not going to lie, I started. I was like, do the accent. And you were like, oh, right. Sure.

And I'm like, I'm pretty sure. I'm sorry. Sorry, it's New Zealand. I can't. Okay, are you an accent guy? No, I just Irish. That's literally it. And I don't know what it is, but I just, like, spent so much time pretending that I was Irish because I really wanted to be Irish. Oh, see, and I really want to be Italian. You do?

All I know is Gadis, and I am Italian. Exactly. I don't think there's any hope for me to be anything but very American. You could be a... But you can be real Southern, huh? I can when I'm around Tisch. If you're around Tisch, you're going to be real Southern. Is she very, like...

Oh, you don't understand. Tish is. She literally, she talks like the is. Talks like she puts extra syllables. I can't even do it. She puts extra syllables and everything. Like, it's insane. I actually really hope I'm here long enough to develop a Southern accent. You think? Yeah, because I'm so Canadian. I've kind of dropped. Your accent's not that strong. I've kind of, not that I've not on purpose dropped it, but just from being in the States for almost four years now. Right. Four years. It's going to take at least 10. Okay. Yeah. So then, and I can't say y'all is a Canadian. because I feel like that's illegal. Yeah, I don't even say it. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, really?

You're like going Irish there. Oh, really? Nice will just be Irish for the rest of the podcast. I can't do it. I can't talk in any kind of accent. I can do Southern. Okay. But you've spent time around Liam.

Like, what does he sound like? All I know is he calls the air conditioner, the aircon. Aircon. And I'm like, a bride. There's no aircon in the hostel, so you just got to do without the aircon. Oh. They say that in Indonesia, too. AirCon.

I kind of like it. Shorten version. I love shortened version of everything. Same. Yeah. The pod. The pod. Thanks for doing the pod.

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Rewind. Accents. Accents. Canadian. Sane y'all. Brandy talking about her band. My band. No, not that far.

Don't go that far. Okay. We sound like Crystal. And Ari. He always says, he does that. I was. I love that. I love that.

Oh, I love that. Did you see he shaded me on Twitter? He did. He threw some major shade. What did he say to you? I said something because when I was abroad for like two, I missed like five episodes and I didn't really care. But I tweeted something. I'm really glad I'm not watching The Bachelor because even it seems so boring that even the live tweets are lame A.F.

Yeah. And it got like a thousand favorite. It was funny. It was like, everyone, if you look at, if you looked at the Twitter timeline or whatever during his season, And majority of the tweets were like, this is boring as shit. Yeah. So it's not like I was like an anomaly. The episode we watched last night was painful to watch.

And they did so much to make it. Yes. And it still wasn't that good. So anyway, he tweeted something, that's a shame, less material for your podcast, hashtag ad. He's so defensive. But like the fact that he knows you even have a podcast means like he knows enough about you. And the irony is that like I don't even talk about The Bachelor. my half of my guests are from other shows yeah so funny too because I saw that he was a little bit

defensive about the um he's defensive a f women tell all yes he wrote auditions future paradise he's a douche what he was supposed to come on my podcast not happening anymore no way which it's probably because i've been like the season's boring but i give him the benefit of the doubt because i don't so much is on the cutting room floor like you don't know what you don't see bloopers made him seem like he was funny and great and i'm like why didn't they show more of that exactly I always give people the benefit of the doubt on the show. So I've been like, and you know what? I know his ex-girlfriends.

Oh. Yeah. So you're like, yeah, I know the truth. You're like Caroline. You're like, I know what you did. That was a little aggressive. Love her, but I was like, okay. No, no.

It was very. Yeah, no. I was just kind of, it was the second. I pissed off Nick Vile, too. So it was the second bachelor. What's going on here? Second bachelor and a feud is everyone. I don't know.

I don't know. I do. I speak the truth. No, I said. something, I can't even remember back on Nick's season, because every time, I remember, every time someone said, I love you or I'm falling for you, Nick, like, ran the other way. So I tweeted something like, isn't the point of the show to fall in love, but every time someone says, I love you, Nick, like, convulses. And he tweeted, he tweeted something back

at me or quoted it or whatever, saying, that's funny coming from you, which doesn't even make sense. No, not at all. Because I told Ben, I loved him a million times. Yeah, you're like, wait. I love love. So anyway, so I'm going to chirp me make a little bit of sense. I mean, Ari's really didn't either. So I was like, that's two bachelors in a row. But both times, my comeback just destroyed both of them.

Oh, my gosh. But I just, with Nick, I put my little gif, come at me, bro. And everyone was like, holy shit. That's all you got to do. A little cute. And that's one of my favorite lines. I go, I love that. Come at you.

When she says that in that episode, it goes, she was like, you didn't say that. Wait, you said it on the bachelor's. Apparently, like, point blank. I look at the camera and I go, come at me, bro. Oh, that's good. It's so good. See, now I'm in a place in my life where I can go back and watch. I'm going to go back and watch.

Yes. She keeps saying, like, we're going to watch. I'm going to watch this. I'm going to watch. When Lena came in town, I don't know, you weren't here. Lena has never seen Ben's season. So I was like, let's just watch a couple episodes. You can get a really good picture of who Ben and Olivia were before.

Before. And she, we were losing our minds at you. I was like, oh, man, Olivia's right. She should not go to Honduras. This was bad. look he's my husband he's my husband

he's my husband he's my husband but that's another thing that your sense of humor probably doesn't come across it doesn't work well for TV it's one thing when you're in the room with the producer and you can hear the banter

it's another one just one side of the banter is coming onto national television I wish like I wish people you know my producer who shall not be named but I'll never speak to her again she did a really good job of like figuring out you know that's their job

what would what would work for me you know i say this all the time the bachelor is on its 33rd whatever season yeah because these people know what they're doing exactly and so they would say things and you know this brandy i'm sure bravo does the same thing you have to answer everything in complete sentences yeah so you got to start with the question they ask so they is ben your husband ben's my husband or it'd be like if ben was your husband blah and then you'd be like if ben was my If Ben were my husband, and then they take Ben is my husband. So I'm just saying, like, granted, I was goofy and fun and I was myself, but I didn't realize, like, oh, I, to do really well, you should probably have, like, semi-filter. Like a filter, yeah, keep your mouth shut.

Or at least be able to say, I'm not going to say that. Yeah. Which, like, why didn't I ever say that? I wonder that myself all the time. If they said, like, I mean, literally, they could have been, like, Olivia. I mean, they said, Olivia, jump out of a cake, half naked. You're like, okay. You look.

Great, though. My body looked for me. You looked really good. I was the best one. I was like, it's a talent show. Like, I don't have a talent, but let's just get weird. Yeah. Everyone else was like, I'm just going to, like, throw something in the air and catch it. I was like, okay. Is that what people did? Great talent. Not really. I don't even remember. I was like, I don't even remember. I was going to drop F bombs and get drunk. And if he doesn't like it, my mom literally, the only thing she said was, don't cuss too much. Oh my gosh. When she sent me off. I don't think I did, really. No. My whole family was like, don't be the drunk girl. I was sober But I'm very good at hiding it Yeah I wish I wasn't sober on the show That was a bad That was a bad decision Bad choice

Oh imagine if you weren't Oh I know I don't know They would have wanted me back for something Oh no here Yeah she's got a good one for you If you don't keep me in line I'm just off all over the place

But that's my problem I don't keep Off and running Okay confess to me my child You first brandy I don't have one Okay fine I'll go for since I have turned it been in my 20s yes um sober I have pooped my pants perfect five times sober in my 20s five as recent as three months ago

dead sober I had where were you Vanessa was on my last podcast oh yeah I love me the day that it came out and she goes do you think we could maybe take like I'm all nervous about my Girl, who gives a shit? You don't understand people are going to love this and they're going to relate. I mean, and there's more poop stories than you know. And now she's like, I've made so many poop sisters out of this. Yeah, I've poodleed my panties. That is insane.

Five times. It's because you drink that colon tea. I drink what I post. I drink teeny. And it makes you poo your pants. What a great house. She literally went in the middle of boxing class. She goes, she looked at me and goes, I got to go.

I got to. It's time. It's dying. I go, oh, God. It's like, my mother's daughter, you know, I just like shit happens. No, I can remember every time where it's like, my issue is I think I can go longer than I can. Oh, so you hold it. Like, you know, like, I'll feel like, okay, I could challenge your body.

Like the last time I was at brunch. Let's see how long I could go without shooting. And I was in the end and there was like four people. So it's like if I have to go to the bathroom, I have to ask three people to go. So I kept thinking, okay, I can hold it, I can hold it, like, it's no big deal. And then finally I'm like, and like 20 minutes later, it's time, right? That's my line, it's time. And I get in the bathroom and there's a line and I'll send.

You're like, well, what would Olivia do? I just shit my pants. Oh, my God. And then what? Yeah. Oh, it was a nightmare. Then you just leave? Horrible.

And not say bye to anyone and just bail? Oh, my gosh. Oh, God. This is really bad. No, I will. Well, I tried to clean myself up. No. I got into the stall and I tried to clean it up.

How do you even manage? Was it just like a little? No. No. Or was it like no? Oh. It was not. Like I feel like I would have to throw my pants away.

I had to clean as much as I could. Get out of the stall. Grab the soap dispenser from the sink. Go back into the stall. No. Clean myself up. Or people in there looking at you funny. Oh, what a production.

A hundred percent. Yeah. And then like everyone, it's like 30 minutes later. Yeah. The table's probably like, where are you? This bitch died. You should have, I would have left. So I finally got a text from my friend.

This bitch either died or she's shit or so. Oh, she's. And from now on, I'm going to know which one it is. You know every time regardless. But yeah, no, I was getting all these texts from my friends at the table. Are you okay? Like, what's up? And I was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

Like, I don't know what's going on. So I, thank God I wore a flannel. Yeah. Walk, tied it around my waist and just told everyone I had to go. That's what I'd be like, I got to go by. I mean, I'd have the time to say I've got to leave. I made up a lie. I would have been out of there.

I mean, in college, like, you know, I'd have too many bowls of raisin brand. You've got a very healthy system. I have a lot of fiber. Are you just trying to flush it all out and stay skinny? No, I just love raisin brand. And I would have, like, five bowls. And then I'd be walking back to my dorm and I'd be like, oh, yeah, I could go. But I'd, like, wait.

And then I was in the elevator and poop, just came. You're like, I don't want to. So I had to, like, I had to, like, waddle to the bathroom. Oh, my God. It's like you can find pooping an inconvenience until you've actually pooping your which is a major inconvenience. Exactly. Like for some reason, when my body says it's time, I challenge for 20 more minutes.

You can't do that anymore. Until I poop myself. Yeah. Are you going to work on that? Yes. You have to. It makes for good content. You're right.

You're right. I've learned that all of it. Like, I'm like, ooh, I got to write that one down. That's a good question. I have another one. Okay. Please continue. Wait, should I tell the one in the car that I told you about buying undies?

Yes. Were you the girl on barstool sports who held her undies up on the airplane to the recycled air and aired out of her? No, I was. That is disgusting. After, after like a full day, sometimes I like the smell of my bandies. That is the most disgusting thing. I honestly, like, you can't stay at my house after I've heard that. She just asked me to be her roommate yesterday.

You're not anymore. I take it back. That is beyond. It is never. It is too far. You've never heard that? Never heard anything like this. Like, sometimes, like, I'll take a shower and, like, um.

But, like, do you, like, hang? You should hang them on your inner bench in your car. Oh, my gosh. It's just, like, my, I've been told by boyfriends that my vagina is perfect. That is disgusting. Is it, like, a paper cut? Um, no, it's just like, it's very, it's nice. It's perfectly shaped.

It smells nice. Do you eat a lot of pineapple? What's your secret? Do you do workouts down there? Um, you told me that the, your chick that waxes your vagina says it sweats. But that, I mean... There's no way it smells good. But I also shower like four times a day.

There's no way. I shower a lot. I'm... This is too far for me. I feel like there's so many things to be said and I can't think of one. Anyone else want to go? My favorite thing about this is that you're like, can I do another one? Yeah, she's excited about it.

I love it. That's just me. And now I just feel like I'm competitive. You want to beat it. I can't top that. But I will tell you, a girl, this doesn't top it necessarily, but... I took a screenshot. She begged for me to not say her name.

So I'll tell the story. Okay. Because it's, like I say, every podcast, it's hard for me to confess something every week. Sometimes they be two. Oh, I have so many. Just let me know. Just let me know.

I'll have to borrow some of yours. You can take mine. Okay, so this is, it's good. Okay, here we go. Oh, he says so bright in this dark room. She goes, this is far too bad to put on public post. If you can screenshot it and block my name, that'd be great. she said so one day I wanted to do the dirty with my husband

he was far too busy turn me down and then she was like who does that anyways I decided I was going to go please myself the kids were downstairs with our hockey billet so I had a few minutes alone turned on some good old porn hub got comfy I love porn hub and she goes and a few minutes in it's just the sound wasn't working she was still going for it so the rest is she had no volume for a few minutes but She was still going to town. And after a few minutes of fighting with it,

she was like screw it and she kept going, but then realized her phone was connected to Bluetooth. Oh. And it was coming through the speakers to her billets in the basement. Oh, my gosh. Oh, that's fabulous. I would be mortified. Nothing like that.

Could you imagine? Yeah. Oh, my God. That would be. That is scary. There was one time I had been watching porn the night before. Apparently she watches porn. Every night.

Every night. Good for you. Well, like every other. You said you are the queen of lies. No. You said, I mean, if I can do every night, I'll do it. You can admit to pooping your pants. You can admit to porn on my podcast.

That's just what she told me. If I can get every night, I'll do it. But sometimes, you know, it's just. But like, I live by myself. Yeah. That's, that's healthy. No, but one time I had been watching the night before and I guess I forgot to, like, close out and, like, remove. And I was on an airplane and I open it out.

Oh. There it is. Yeah. And I'm like, whip, brop. I'm like, scroo. But then I was like, sorry, it's healthy. It's just boring. It's just boring.

Like, you haven't seen it. It depends what it was. Like, what category were you? I'm not, like, a weird. I just, like, very, like, normal. Okay. It's normal. Like, I saw a tweet that was so funny the other day that was like, why is everyone

hating on vanilla sex? Like, nowadays, to come, we have to, like, stick our foot in, like, a bear claw. And, like, be penetrated by, like, a steel trap to have an or. I'm like, why can't we just like vanilla? Yeah. I mean, you can. I mean, like, you couldn't get like a spicy vanilla. Yeah, spicy vanilla and like do some weird stuff.

Yeah. I'm a big fan of just like whatever works, you know? Yeah, totes. You know what? Yeah. Whatever floats your boat. Yeah. Let it float.

Yeah. If you're in a weird shit, do it. If you're not, look, I could. Don't. I mean, I don't judge literally anyone. If you're, I mean, if you, Brandy said, you like the smell of your panties, I'd be like insane. That's fabulous.

Yeah, I'm judging a little bit. I am too. A lot. judging a lot. You're just, you need to eat more pineapple. I don't, I don't think. But what makes you actually, like, drink a lot of water? At the end of the day, what makes you smell them? Yeah. No, it's more of like, you know, sometimes you go to the bath, you pull your panties down to go pee and you're like,

oh, no, no, I never do that. I'm not like, ew, but I'm not like, yeah, no, well, hmm, well, I mean, whatever floats your boat. You can remove that, you can remove that, no, happily from the podcast. No, no, it's staying. Uh, people, let me tell you, I've learned from this podcast and from my listeners that the more you go there better and the more they love you I think that's why I've been so successful as a little bit of your son's so successful

I just go there you just go too far there is no limit successful it is because you don't hide who you are yeah zero yep unfortunately mom's always like why did you say that I dare you to try and follow that confession I can't yeah you can't I'm so boring I'll say yours for for you what

the blow job what oh she blue It's like old news. ASAP. No, whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not saying his name. Oh, good, but it wasn't here that. It wasn't the one that we thought. It was a different.

Not ASAP Rocky. Yeah, no, it wasn't. Oh, Rocky. I said Fergie. Fergie. Well, ASAP Ferg. There's ASAP Ferg. Oh, there is.

But that's not the one either. Okay. No, I know. It's not either of them. There's a lot of ASAPs. Yes. Well, she blew in an ASAP at South by two years last year. That's not even that good.

I know. It's like so boring. No. So boring. She wanted to confess. as like a more of a personal thing we both of us did say that we were going to be sober until Coachella when is that April 14th what are you nuts yeah we've broken it a few times we've also been super responsible about the breaking like yeah you have to on my like we mutually agree about it

yeah and then from we talked about it first yeah yeah it's like I'm going to New Zealand he's gonna go out and oh you have to drink yeah so we like during the week when we're here in Nashville doing nothing we're not drinking right like we've we've but we have right but like hello but we have to confess yeah we have in fact broken it it very um healthily yeah like only a few times yeah and i and for good reasons i i feel really positive about it same well then that's that's a confession that i can that was very like confessionally yeah yeah i always call it kately's confessional booth And I think it's cute because that's Sean's last name. Oh, that is cute.

But then somebody on my off of my Facebook group was like, it should be Caitlin Confession Booth. And I'm like, whoa, whoa. Why didn't I think of that? Whoa. Yeah. You know? Have you done it?

Can you not asking when your wedding is or no? Oh, yeah. That was like the first one. So we did a segment once called If I had a nickel. And we came up with a theme song and it goes like this. If I had a nickel. Hey. If I had a nickel.

Hey, if I had a nickel, then I would have a nickel. What's up? And that was one of our. That's hilarious. Maybe that's a segment we could do. Just stuff that when people come up to you and say something, you're like, if I had a nickel. If I had a nickel, go.

For all the times, people tried to make the stranded on an island joke funny. Oh, because that's the two-on-one one where you... Yeah, but that joke was really, really funny like two years ago. And I've even used it like a hundred times. but I don't use it anymore because it's not funny. Yeah. Yeah. But like if I had a nickel for how many times people will try still to be like, oh my God,

you weren't left on an island and I'm like, really, was I? I feel really guilty because I still make those jokes to cupcake and I left him on an island and he's probably like, shut up. I mean, it's different if like Ben was making them because I'd be like, you were there. You were there. That's funny. You did that. But if it's like a random Twitter troll.

Like Twitter person. And you're like, shut up. Like if you're going to shade me, like make me laugh at least. Yeah, totally. Yeah, that's mine. Brandy, I'm sure you of it. Oh, gosh, like, so, I mean, if I had a nickel for every time, somebody asked when Miley and Liam are getting married,

I would just be really, really rich. If you had a nickel, hey, if you had a nickel, hey, if you had a nickel, you'd be really fucking rich. Yeah, I seriously would. Or if I did a nickel every time, no. If every time somebody said, hey, you look like Miley Cyrus, I would be filthy rich. I'm not going to lie to you.

People say that to me. That's funny. I get that all the time. I can kind of see that. even back in the like when I was 1920 working at a restaurant huh you look like Hannah Montana I got it all the time did you have blonde hair

or no I went back and forth yeah but I got it all the time that's wild when my hair's blonder and I have it pulled back and I don't have on makeup people are like for me it's you are my eyes are closed or if I'm not looking at her and she's talking I think it's mildly well I'm like you guys are sisters duh you have the same

well yeah they just sound I mean when me and my sister are in the phone my mom's always like is I can't tell who this is yeah yeah of course but when if I'm like not facing you and you're talking I'm like oh that could be it could be yeah I can see that but I bet you get the Miley stuff all the time I'd be so rich yeah that would be great yeah you're like if I had a nickel that'd be awesome yeah I would happily answer that question she's a good dodger too I'm really good at dodging yeah I was media trained very well oh that's important yeah I they should do that on bachelor they should media train but they don't oh they don't want you to be media trained they want you to say all the dumb shit you're right I mean

Like we were on the red carpet in Maxim for the Super Bowl. And someone said, when am I and Liam getting married? And I said, you're just so impressed. I was just so impressed with her dodging that I even said, what a dodge. What a dodge. And all the photographers were like, yeah, that would drive me nuts. But even like, I remember Sean was doing something for a charity. Yeah.

And it was his event. It was his workout event. Yeah. And someone was like, how do you feel about Nick being the bachelor? He goes, yeah, the event went really well. Thank you for asking. That's what they all tell you in media training is to just always turn it back around to what you want to talk about. Yes, exactly.

It's like, well, this is for me, thanks. I know you're trying to make this about you and what you need to get from me, but this is my thing. Well, I'm going to take a lesson. Yeah. Start talking. Write this down. I know. Media training is always something you don't, you sit there and you're like, I don't need this.

And then when you get asked something, you're, and then you know what to say, you're like, I want to get a media lesson by the Kardashian media trainer. Oh, man. Oh. I haven't told you this. what um so like wells flew out to l.A. last weekend because I guess they were calling some of the bachelor people to be on family feud and and to go against the Kardashians no Ben and dean got the same phone call but we were all in Honduras but Wells went he flew out there got there and they were like yeah now Kanye wants to go against the Kardashians because I saw them I saw

them um doing it yeah it was supposed to be like Wells and a bunch of bachelor people wait that's a really random um that's what I said yeah what what What is the connection there? I don't know. I don't know. It's like loyalty versus like. That's really weird. That's really weird.

Literally the scum of the earth versus. No, I don't know, but Ben and Dean were like so pumped. They were getting asked. They were like, oh, bummer, can't go. I actually, I got a missed call that week. I'm sure they were. That's definitely what it was.

Yeah, I did too. Yeah, I did too. Yeah. I should really start picking up the phone for mystery numbers. I mean, if I had a nickel for every time I was asked to be in Family Feud. If I had a nickel for every time the bachelor people were begging me to do something. Then I would be poor. I would have a dime.

Then I would be really poor. I have no nickels. I'd have two nickels. Two. I've been on family with you twice. I've been on it once. But they want you to get married. So yeah.

That's my, I mean. Dude, you guys should just just hold off as long as possible because you can use that as a bargaining chip for like as long as you want. And people love to wonder why. And we're like, cool. I've got a three year work visa. Yeah. You know, I'm not.

Yeah. You know. Yep. We will. We are going to keep people on their toes. Oh, yeah. Because as soon as we do, people will be like, we're bored. Yeah.

Well, that'll be. They'll be like done. Once it's when you're getting married, it's when are you going to have kids. Yeah. Yeah. My other, if I had a nickel, would be, you look different. I'm like, hmm, okay, well, where do I start? Age. Three years ago, I did not do my makeup. I had brown hair. Yeah. I was much younger. Three years ago, I didn't have Botox. I get a little bit of Botox. It lifts the eyebrows. Oh, yes, it does.

My whole face is kind of a different shape. I have my brows are tattooed on me now. Oh, so are hers. Yeah, microbladed. I'm Botoxed. I'm three years older than I was three years ago. You know, I colored my hair. I'm wrinkly.

I lost six pounds from not drinking on the show every day. I got my lips done one time. So there's still like a little big. I got my teeth fixed actually. Oh. I like. I like. Learned how to contour.

Yeah, learned how to contour. That's a big one. That's a big one. It started like waxed my jawline. Oh. That might change something. I didn't know about that. My hair might make it.

Yeah. Also Instagram filters, Snapchat filters. Yeah. I mean, those programs improve. My face improves. I don't know. I'm like, if I have nickel for every just like, you know, shut up. Yeah.

Can you not? Can you not? It's like so many segments in one. We're like confessing while singing if I had a nickel while saying can you not. So really, this works out perfectly because we're running out of time. And I'm like, we've kind of just wrapped up all of my stuff and all of the things. And I just wish people would just shut up and, like, worry about their own crap. They never will.

No. Hate and trolling is not going anywhere. So we need to find a way to make fun of it and not care. I'm really proud that, like, I'm at the point in life where if you troll me, you're like, I'm still around. I'm like, I don't care. And as Brandy has learned, if you troll me, oh. I will destroy you. Have you read some of the tweets?

If you look at my replies, because I'm all about... It's like Chrissy Teagan. Let me just read one for you guys really quickly. Kristen Whitney, from The Bachelor, tweeted something. She tweeted, Lauren's roots, or lack thereof, are the most shocking part of this season so far. So as a compliment, you know that's a compliment, right? Her lack of roots.

And then I heard it and I was like, oh, no. Lack of roots. That means, wow, how is your hair still so blonde? Right. Okay. Now. Because you go time and time without. I don't.

What did someone else say? Someone responded and said, someone who you look like a Whoville character, you're not allowed to say anything about someone's physical appearance when you look the way you do. And I saw that, unfortunately. So Olivia replies, you must be a guy because any woman would know Kristen is complimenting Lauren's lack of roots. Go rot in your basement, you disgusting hater of a human.

I'm just, I'm done with it. She just really, like, she just puts the knife in and twists it. I like to spin it as hard as she can. But, like, for me, I've earned it, you know? And quoting it so that all of your followers can see that everybody can beat team Olivia and get behind you. I mean, I love when people say shit and I just quote them and say like, oh, crom and a hole and die.

Okay, Betty. And then everyone just annihilates Betty. And I'm like, yes. So I got in shit for this the other day because people are like, you. you try and promote spreading kindness but you, I see you quoting these people giving them attention and you're trolling them back and I'm like

no. I'm not encouraging this behavior. I'm not trying to get them, how other people respond to these people has nothing to do with me. I like to put them out there so that they can maybe think next time hey, I'm not going to troll somebody again

because that actually backfired on me and really hurt my feelings. I think it's a thing of like. I like teaching lessons. When they tweet, and say you have 100 followers, you don't think what I tweet means anything. Yeah. But we see what you tweet. We see what you post on Instagram. And we have every right to call you out for the crap that you tweet.

Yeah. And I always wonder, too, if your children are being bullied, do you want them to back down and be like, oh, take it? Or do you want them to be like, hey, excuse me, why are you treating me this way? I'm going to throw a little jab back and get you Because I'm going to stand up for myself And compared to what people say about me I always just say like Okay barb

You know like Okay barb Go sit in your basement and lick yourself I don't care Good one Burn Usually like it does The comeback queen

I mean that's what's funny too Is like my comeback suck But then everyone's like Queen shade tea life and I'm like yes I know she lives for it it is fun especially if you don't let it get to you yeah don't mess with me yeah don't mess with my friends

oh yeah don't mess with my family yeah and you're good yeah and like don't tweet shit that you don't want to get called out for yeah yeah you know what I mean like hello it's public it's public unless it's private I you can't have any more alcohol okay Juan Pablo no he's public yeah um one of my other confession me and my best friend my best friend and i we um used to love making up lyrics to different songs and i made up lyrics to eggy-breaky heart and you're probably like can you can you can you can you can you my song no this is better than like a hannah montana son yeah no i was this is way

better i was a big billy guy billy guy you were a guy tight wait how old are you 32 oh okay so we're right on the same image yeah tight and tight tight tight tight tight tight tight tight So we were Planting flowers When we were little Helping our mom And Oh god, I might edit this part out

No you can't You cannot We were getting like sunburn or something And we made up a song on the trampoline Okay And it went like this I can't wait My ass is wet

I'm breaking out a sweat I just don't think you understand Hey I'm planting all these flowers For many many hours My pants are coming down And you can see my crack. Wait, this is good.

I know. I was going to video. That's all I got. That's really good. Oh, do you think so? I think you could make a YouTube video out of it that will go viral. Maybe you could be my backup dancer and then we could really. Yeah, I need to learn the words.

I can sing harmony on the back of the end of that. It goes like this. My ass is wet. I'm breaking out of sweat. I just don't think you to understand. Ooh, harmonized. Yeah. I just don't know the other words to your version.

Yeah, that's it. Oh, that's it. But that I played on your dad's softball team. Wait, I was there that day. You were? Yes. Oh, last year. Not there.

You weren't there. We weren't friends yet. No, I was there that day. I didn't see you. And I was in the dugout. Were you on his team or the other team? I was on his. You were?

Yeah. Okay, so that he, like my dad, he used to play baseball back in the day. He was going to go professional. Yeah. And then he bought a guitar and quit baseball. And, yeah, they should have. But he was, he was so excited to play in that game. and for once in his life, like, he went for it.

Usually he's like, oh, my back, I can't do anything. He went for it, and he slid into second base or something and pulled something. Oh, no. And he was like, he came back to the dog. He was like, I can't go on. He was like, I got to go to the ER. And I'm like, you're fine. And he was like, no, I really, I have to leave.

So he gave his jersey to me. I've never played any game with a ball in my life. And so my friend Kat was with me. She actually played D1 softball. So I gave it to her and she went out and played. But that was, so next year. to you there. I had to leave also very quickly because I was DJing. Wait, I was at that too.

Because I was, I was upstairs and I was like, wait, that's Caitlin. You're like, I'm an actual DJ? You're not there. You're like, here, press play. Press play. You're so funny. No, that was all during CMA Fest. But, okay, you have to play again next year because they told me I can play next year.

Oh, amazing. And I'm going to have Kat, give me a few lessons before. Why can I play? Who are you? Yeah, what do you do? What are you from? I'm a major. I'm a big deal

I'm a big for if you heard my podcast I don't know if you know this but I have a podcast We'll get you on board And I also am a social media Influencer Oh my gosh Do you remember Kelly Pickler She was catching and I like she kept moving

Towards the batter to catch the ball And I thought for sure she was like Every time I was like Like she I just thought she was going to get slammed I'm going to be the outfielder They asked me to like I was like I'm going to sit back Because they needed two, like, bench warmers.

Oh, you're like, volunteer. Because I'm sure Sean's pretty good. Oh, he looks extremely athletic. Eric Decker was just killing it for our team. Obviously. And, like, I wasn't mad about watching. Like, he's really fit. Who, Sean?

Sean, oh, yeah. Oh, it's stupid. Isn't that what he does for living? Well, I mean, I just like, I was like doing rows at the Y, you know. And just watching Sean. No, it's like, his back was to me, but like, I'm looking in the mirror, which is always awkward. And I, like, I see his face and I'm like, I think, that's John Booth.

Yeah. I've never met him, never seen him. Yeah. Of course, I'm not going to say anything. You know what? That was the problem.

I was going to say hello, but then I realized I was wearing my fuzzy Christmas socks. Oh, you were like, I forgot to see. You would have liked you more of that. Well, yeah,

I get halfway through my workout, and I realized I forgot to put thin socks on and I was still wearing my furry socks. Sounds sweaty and gross. I was so horrible. That's why I was like, God, my ankles are sweating. It must be the candles.

And then all of a sudden, and there's, Sean and I'm like, oh, I watched him on television. And, of course, my trainer was like, yeah, he's here all the time with Caitlin. It's like a really big deal. And I was like, and it's, I never go. Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

She does the stair stepper sometimes. Oh, that's all I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what he said. Oh, my gosh, they know me for only doing the stairs step. No, seriously, they're freaking out because there's three bachelor people at the Donaldson, YMCA. It's like a really big deal. You go to the Donaldson one. Oh, that's the one.

Oh, that's the one. Oh, no, see, he usually goes downtown. Downtown's nice. He was a hermitage this. time. Shut up. I would have said hello, but what would I have said? Well, now we can be gym buddies.

Do you ever do the classes? Body pump? I'm trying. Body pump. I should go more, so we should go. I've taken her. And you know Joshua? My trainer?

No. Oh, he's so sweet. We'll introduce you. I've tried to set up him and brandy, but it's not meant to be. No. Oh, now I understand what Jim you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah.

I always do this day. The Donald's an hermitage. It's my thing. Okay. I've pulled her over to the class past dark side. Oh, yeah. I'm kind of there right now. That's cool.

Yeah. But I'm going to, I can go back to both. It's fine. Okay. Um, okay, we're going to wrap this up with a really deep question. Okay. I love that. Do you guys think a hot dog is a sandwich?

I love that. Is a hot dog a sandwich? Is a hot dog a sandwich? No. No? Why? Because, like, it's a hot dog. Because it's a hot dog.

Um, what do you mean? Because it's a dog. So you're saying bologna sandwiches aren't, a hot dog is a sandwich. I think it, you know what? A flat. I've never thought about it. I think it is a sandwich, though. I still don't think it's a sandwich.

Okay, here's my argument. I don't know which way I go. They say that to, like on Google, which obviously you have to believe everything. Yeah. They say you need two distinct pieces of bread. I literally was just about to say that. That makes sense. Buns are still attached.

One piece and why is a subway sandwich called a sandwich. They're a tat. Oh. Exactly. Yeah. You know? Because there's a lot of stuff in there. It's a sandwich.

Okay, so a bologna sandwich, Wells made this point on the podcast that bologna is basically a flat hot dog. Yes, it is. Bologna is a sandwich. Yeah. So a hot dog is a hot dog, which is rolled up bologna between two pieces of bread, but the bread's attached. Is it a sandwich? It's, hmm. No.

Okay, Olivia, you're standing by this. But a subway sandwich is a sandwich. Right, but it's not two separated pieces of bread. It's one. But they call it a Subway sandwich. Yeah, that's confusing. Why isn't it called a hot sub? Or a great point, Olivia.

Or a dog sub. So Wells just asked me, we did a podcast yesterday, and we were kind of the same thing. And he said, if a bar of soap falls in the dirt, is it clean or is it dirty? Is the soap? Is water wet? Yeah. Does something get wet when water touches it or is water wet? Okay.

I don't know if a bar of soap falls in the dirt is dirty. But it's soap. Soap itself can't be dirty because it's soap. Yes, I can. It's clean. Okay, so my stance was the soap bar is dirty, and the soap substance itself will always be clean, but the bar itself is dirty if it's in the dirt. But the bar is the soap substance. And the soap substance cleans things.

So soap is clean. The definition of clean. Well, like, look, if I brought the dirty bar into the shower and I washed it and the dirt fell off with the water. Because of the water, because the water made it wet. Because the water is wet. Then the bar of soap is clean. But if I pick up a bar... Were the actual molecules dirty or are they always clean because they're soap?

Don't get into this molecular BS. Listen, I love science. She's been watching too much breaking dad. My favorite subject. Well, then I asked the right person. You didn't because... The problem is like she's really smart, so she can't... I'm not, though, anymore.

I'm not smart anymore. She's really good at math and shit. I feel like you have to continue to practice smart things if you're going to be smart. I mean, I talk like a lot of really smart things, but like, you talk smart. things but you like have dumb answers here's what I decided my mom and I talked about this the other day I'm not very like book smart

but I'm very street smart and I'm very um adaptable I don't think I'm street smart I think I'm book smart and that I'm not totally agree you're like horrible on the street like certain things just like really go over my head that shouldn't and it's very embarrassing on the street is dumb as a rock

we were uh last last week There were like eight of us sitting up on a water tower in one of these villages. And we're sitting there. And he, Ben said, he said, hey, let me, will you guys let me know if there's more than 10 people up here? Because this thing will start to crumble. And I go, oh, my gosh, really? And he was, and everyone looked at me like I was the dumbest person on the face of the yard. Dean was like, just being fake.

Dean was like, he's joking. She can do, like, my tip for me and, like, do the math stuff. I thought you were talking about a different tip. And I was like, wait. What kind of tip are we talking about here? doesn't put the tip in i do that by myself but like there's other shit that like i'm really good at that she's just not yeah that's why you guys are friends yeah here's my oh you cheersed over you're like we're so so lesbian it's really bad it's really bad we truly are we truly are it's just like

i can't wait to force my friendship is just such a fun thing like you connect with people sometimes and you don't and like i've had a really hard time in nashville making friends really That shocks me because I feel like The reason I like it here is because it's so easy to meet people I would have a harder time anywhere else But what I will say about Nashville is And I've been here Before I met Brandy I didn't really know anyone

I was kind of like clinging to whatever We met when you first moved though Yeah and we like it grew into something But like what I've seen in Nashville Is people are either like super nice Or super conniving And there's no in between I've only met a couple of conniving.

No, I shouldn't say that. I have met a couple nice ones, and they are my good friends. Oh, tons, yeah. I've never had a bad experience with people like that until I moved to Nashville, which really shocked me. Maybe it's because I'm Canadian. Can you tell one of these stories? Or no. Off the vine?

Off the record. On the vine? See, this is what I'm talking about. No, I just think it's like really. I'll tell you. I'll tell you off the record. When you meet a winner, like, you hang on to him. You hang on to them.

Yeah. I hear you. Like, yeah, we're kind of, like, gay. Yeah, we are kind of. But, Caitlin, consider yourself a part of this lesbian relationship. You want to be. You're excited. You're in.

Yeah, you're in. We're really boring. We watch, we don't care. We watch a lot of TV. We do. Perfect. We go to the gym. We go to the gym.

We go to the barn. We don't go out. We take photos at each other. We take pictures for each other. We do travel together. We travel together. We're going to L.A. tomorrow. Wait, I want to go?

I'm going on the fourth. Oh, we're going to be there on the fourth. Yeah, I'm working the Oscars on the fourth. But on the fifth week leave. Well, like, as a peasant, like, as a peasant, I'm working. It's not like I'm going and they're taking pictures of me. Something tells me you'll have your photo taken. Yeah.

Some's telling me. Well, yeah, like, my friend is going to be. Can you take a picture of me in this corner? Yeah, you're going to be there to take it. No, I am going to have a seat in the ceremony or whatever it's called. Ceremony. But I'm sure. Oh, my.

gosh. I'm sure it's like in the backs that were by the toilets. But you better believe I'm got love every minute. I'm going to end this with a joke for Brandy. Okay. Oh, yay. Are you ready? Yep. What did the horse say when it fell? I don't know. I've fallen and I can't get a y' up. Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I knew a horse joke would love. A horse joke will always get I'm a, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm Caitlin Bristol, I'll see you next Tuesday. Bye. Bye.

Wait, do you guys have an exit? No. You want, I, this is what I do every time. Okay, yeah, give us both. I want most exits. Bye. Bye. You like Crystal, and she just, we should all leave as Crystal.

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