Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: If I’m Being Honest Contest Winners Stacey and Kayla

Episode Date: July 30, 2020

Kaitlyn’s guests this week are the very talented winners of her If I’m Being Honest cover contest! The girls tell Kaitlyn about recording the cover, going on America’s Got Talent and their new podcast they started in quarantine. Stacey talks about how she found success on her own terms after being told to change her image and weight in order to be successful as an artist. GEICO – Go to geico.com , and in fifteen minutes you could be saving 15% or more on car insurance RITUAL – Visit Ritual.com/VINE to get 10% off during your first three months. CAREFREE – Check it out on Amazon, Walmart.com or at your local grocery story and CVSSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Here's Caitlin. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Great Therapy. My name's Caitlin Bristow. I'm so excited about my guest for today's podcast. They are very talented winners of the, if I'm being honest, cover contest. When I saw this video, I was already impressed by their singing and harmonizing.

But then they just pulled out a mother freaking rap. And I was like, okay, okay, I'll say you. Well, they also happen to be podcasters who host their podcast together, called, I have to call my sister, and I can so relate to the name. Please welcome to this week's grape therapy, Kayla and Stacey. Oh, thank you guys so much for working on the podcast. First of all, the reason I kept screwing up that intro, I hope they edit it, so it sounds good, but do you ever, I don't know if you guys do this, but I have like a word document,

and I have all my prep and everything in there, and then I copy and paste it to notes so that I can make the font bigger because she 35, I was, and I put it up, bigger, but for some reason, wait, I'm going to share the screen for a second. I can do that, right? Yeah, you can do, this is so like high tech already. I wouldn't, like, I want to share my screen, but I didn't even have anything on it. Can you see this?

Oh, yes. Okay, there's like a weird fine. Yeah. So I turn some parts like spin, it's like, to day a podcasta. Yes. It's like, I'm, if I'm being honesta. I don't know what it is. Okay. Please welcome to this.

Uwica's great therapy. That's so funny. how do I get back? Oh my God. I don't know. Oh, my God. Resumed here. There we go.

You have to just start. Maybe it's like trying to get you to do like an accent now. Welcome to this week. I'm the only accent I can do. Oh my gosh. Can you guys do accents? I feel like talent. Not me.

I can do one. I can do one really, really good one. What is your, what is your ad? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Hey, guys. Welcome to Dyes'i's podcast. So today we're from like Australia and we're going to be doing a podcast with Kaitland Bristar. I like Oh, wow! Like our dogs? Wait, that's so good

because I always try to do the R of Australian accents and I can't do it. That's the key. It's like, I'm like so in love with Kyle and Bristar. I like, Paynor. It's like, yeah, your dogs would be like Roman and Painer. I like the two dogs.

Good. That's the last accent I could ever attend. Thank you. The accent I can do is like a southern where I'm like, hey y'all, but that's because I've lived in Nashville for like four years. No, that is a good one, though. Hey, y'all.

I'm Kaitland Bristow. Yeah, okay, I love it. The only, it was one night after a few drinks on the pedal tavern, which is this, like, mobile bar that you pedal around. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I want to do that? It's so much fun. They have it a few different cities.

And do they have it in Toronto? I don't. No, they don't. They literally want to come to Nashville strictly for that. It's so much fun. Everyone, like, teases the locals if you go because they're like, it's so touristy. And I'm like, yeah, it's like my eighth time.

and I love it. I got, you know, we were drinking with my Canadian friends who came in and Canadians, as you know, can drink. And so we were drinking whiskey on this pedal tavern and I got off the tavern and I was like, call this lady. I was like, hey, we just got dropped off

at this area and we just want to come to the Omni Hotel. Do you know like where from where you drop off, like where you drop us off where we can go? And she goes, honey, I'm going to get you to just turn to the rat. three and you're going to see yes you're about 30 seconds of a walk okay honey just walk on down you you're right in front of my face and you probably like weren't even listening to what

she's saying because you're just distracted by the accents i oh here there he oh is that robin roman so ron so just yep he's going to make a little bit oh my god look at him ramen you're so cute I love you whoa that was so cute sorry yeah it's like this is a thing and I used to

when I was younger and like single I would in a bar if I like didn't feel like buying my drinks I'd be like hi guys like can you tell me what like the greatest drinks on a boy and like guys would be like so attracted to me because I was Australian but I wasn't and then I met an Australian he's like your accent

is like really bad I'm like you know what Canadians and Americans think it's amazing, so I'm going to just keep going with it. You need a friggin Australian that's going to come you up. Very, very good accent. Thank you. Well, thank you both for coming on. So you obviously, we need to point out the fact that you are your two sisters, your best friends,

and you did a cover of my song, if I'm being honest. I remember people, I feel like I heard every cover because people would send them to me, send them to me, send them to me. and my team was also sending them to me, and I was like, how am I going to pick one? Everyone that sent, nobody sucked. Not one person. This is true. Not one.

I know. They were all amazing. We watched all of them, too. We were trying to like, who's our comp? Yeah, who's the come? I love you did your research. And so were you like, we need to throw in a little like Caitlin Flair and do a rap? Or do you guys do that often?

Well, I am a rapper. Like, I am a singer and a rapper. So, yeah, and like, okay, so we are both fans, but Kayla is, like, a really big fan. Like, like, we can't, we might as well, like, not live from the beginning. Okay, whatever. We'll just be real here. We'll just be real. So I'm like, okay, like, Stacey is a rapper, but I'm like, Caitlin, she'll love a rap. Like, I'm telling you. So she, so I was like, you have to write a rap.

She loves her dogs. She loves Jason. She's like, yeah. So she, like, made me, I'm like, I'm like, okay, let's make a list. And then it's like, Ramay, Pino, say, you like, hey, I like, we're like, just listing all the stuff. And then I was like, we have to also advertise all of your brands. Give me some of that. Do you. Like, you guys were so, I'm like, hey, they're advertising for me for free.

You're right. Yeah. He says you both are so. I love people. You guys just have good energy. I could. Are you really, like, truly Canadian or you live there now? No, we're truly Canadian.

Like, we were born in Cambridge, Ontario. And then I live in Toronto because I'm a performer. and then Kayla lives, like, just outside of it. And so, yeah, we're truly Canadians. What age difference are you guys? Who do you think's older? Oh, gosh. Just do it.

We always do that. We're still at the age where we, like, aren't offended for people to say, like, we're too old. So, like, ready? Just wait. I think Stacy. It's older. Older. Are you offended?

No, I'm just kidding. It was my birthday yesterday. I turned 33 yesterday. Oh, my gosh. Happy birthday. Thank you. That's awesome. And then so what is the age difference?

So I'm 29. I'm turning 30 in November and then she's, yeah, 33. So we're like three and a half years apart. Yeah. But she's like the boss though. Are you afraid of 30 or are you like bring it on? Oh, I am like me. No, I was out for three years.

Like, no, I'm so excited to turn 30. I feel like 30 is going to be like my year. I don't know why I'm like in the vibe. Like. Hey, just the fact that you say that, I believe that. it will be because that's the attitude and the like kind of manifestation you need going into 30 same feeling and I was like 30 and it just keeps every year keeps getting better yeah you probably tell you 33 is a great year too and then remember like um the movie 30 going on 13

or no 13 going up there she's like 30 flirty and thriving yeah I also pretty sure that was my Instagram caption when I turned 30 right no it's good and and the only problem is Like when you're like a singer-rapper, sometimes the age is like a little bit scary because people, you know like the world, right? They're like, oh, we like the 16-year-olds who are like coming up young. And so that's the only freaky part because of my career. But I feel like we're so immature. Like that's two of us.

I think so too. Yeah. I'm old as Lizzo. Lizzo is the same age as me and I'm jealous of every part of her career. But is life. I am obsessed with her in other way possible. but that's I feel like Lizzo and people like Lizzo are kind of breaking that barrier to be like who cares what age you are like your talent speaks volumes you're who you are like I'm just I think

that's changing because it used to be really bad in the country music industry and obviously being in Nashville I have a lot of friends in the industry and they say like even the men not just women like the men are told to dye their hair dark to seem you know younger and look younger and the girls or like sometimes people tell them to lie about their age because they're in their 30s. And I really think that the music industry kind of is a school with people who run it, but that's all shifting right now.

So I think, I think 30, 30, 30, thriving. 30s are the new 20s. That's going to be like my next album cover, just the 30, flirting, and thriving. But I'll have to lie and say I'm 30 for it. But I'm already. I'm trying to think of something that rhymes with 33. 33, going to be.

Only me. That's the worst of them. 30 and thriving. I mean, all of it to eat instead of, um, whatever. 30. Wait, I want to turn her off a bit. 30. Am I loud?

No, no, you were too quiet. We couldn't hear your... Yeah, we're like, we're all usually loud. So... I thought you said I'm going to turn her down a bit. I'm like, heard that. That's all we hear. no one has ever said oh you guys are a little bit too quiet like our dad is always like

Kayla you're full yelling right now but I'm just like having a conversation but it what's funny is Jason is actually louder than me because Buffalo like their whole thing is like loud and proud and I'm like yeah but I feel like people that talk too quiet it's like I can't hear like actually her fiancee he's so hot by the way he's like I have a I have a boyfriend too but like her fiancee's really hot and like he is like really hot so he so he talks with this like breathy voice and i'm always like so annoyed what like he's they'll be like hey stacey and but like i guess that's like part of his hotness i don't know but like he'll be like hey stacey and i'm like i can't

speak up yeah it's so annoying i i remember working at restaurants as you know earls and like cactus club because you get it um i remember that means something of my pet peeve when I went up to tables. They'd be like, hey, and I'd be like, I actually can't hear you. Yeah, it's so loud. Yeah. You're an adult. Speak up.

Yeah. Like, just per jack, like, use your diaphragm when ordering food, especially if it's food. Yeah. You've got to let people know what you want. Singer-songwriter thing. I know, right? Like, use your diaphragm. Okay, Stacey.

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what what made you guys decide to go on and experience and tell me tell me what the experience was like well at first we thought that we weren't allowed to be on the show because it was america's got talent and we are canadians but then okay so the story is you know like reality tv it's not like we didn't have to like line up in the line and try out like producers scout people to be on the show right so i got a call on april's day from the producers of america's got talents and they're like all the time they always call on april fools like so many bachelor people have had the same story and i'm like what do they do that yeah like april first is like a day to make calls i guess like i don't know so they they phone us and they're like hey like we want to fly you to la in three days like you can

can bring your full band and I was like okay mom like I was like I actually like thought it was a break and they're like no it's actually and then I realize it's true so then I but then I had to phone my whole band on April Fool's Day being like hey in three days like pack your bags we're going to Los Angeles to be on America's Got Talent and then I remember yeah you thought I was tricking you like I'm like okay stays like jokes over like it's not funny and she's like I'm not joking and then I remember you said like Caleb book it off work and I was like this isn't a practical joke Yeah, like, I wouldn't lie. I wouldn't make her book at all work.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so we got on the show. They said to me to, like, bring your whole band. And I was like, like, anyone. And, like, a musician, like, in their early days, well, you'll only have, like, a couple people because you have to, like, pay out your musicians, right? So sometimes my band is, like, three people. But they said, bring whoever you want.

So if, like, you look... A family band. Um, my husband was... Literally. I had, like, two backup singers, violin player. We had a saxophone. We had a bass. We had a good time. I just was like, if they're going to pay for, like, the flight and accommodations, like, get in the plane with everybody.

So, you've got a business mindset. I appreciate that. Right. So, yeah, so we went on and then we made it to the next round. And then we were in the finals. And then they, like, made the show dramatic, as you know, happens. And they were, like, we're putting the American band against the Canadian band. And, like, it was like this sweet little, like, she was like, oh, Sticey, like, we love your vote. and like it was like her and her like dad and they own like a tire shop or something they're so nice people ever and we obviously knew like we can't beat these people in america so they do this like big dramatic thing and howie mandela's like america has spoken and then we got from the show for failure like nothing i know on america's got talent as two Canadians or however many

people you have there and against the and they say america has spoken and yeah yeah like so dramatic yeah but yeah so we like we got cut but like we we like vibed that it was happening because they're like we're gonna need like a couple clips of you just like crying and we're like yeah yeah we'll do that so we'll have to do that to us on the bachelor they don't say that we just cry the whole time put it together in the montage um howie mandel who wait who else are judges um um Was it Heidi Kloom? Yes, Heidi Kloom was on it.

And then, but at the time, it wasn't Simon Cowell. It was Howard Stern. And then Scary Spice. Like Mel B. That's the one I was, like, freaking out for. Yeah. Yeah, Mel B was there. Okay, I love, first of all, I met Howie.

I had to do an interview with him on, like, some morning show. And he, he's funny. Like, he's quick and really funny. But for some reason, he just seems like a dick to me. Yeah. Well, he wasn't. He loved us. We like the people that loved us.

So, like, he was, like, voting for us, and he was bothered that they made him say the line. America has spoken. I feel like they did a jab because, like, he is Canadian, right? So, like, so. I forgot. Yeah, he's Canadian. And they made him say that freaking line.

I should have started when I met him. I should have started the conversation by saying I'm Canadian. And we would have been off to a great start. Great start, yeah. Canadian, eh? That's, it's so funny. funny, you guys don't sound Canadian. Do we not? Like, sometimes people say like what they think we're like Italian because we like talk with our hands. You're obnoxious, but like. But you're

animated, but I feel like, I don't know which one of you said it, but one of you, I asked a question and you went, oh, oh, oh. Oh, yeah. I was like one of the only things. That's the most thing I get called out for because, well, I don't know if it's because I've been in the States for a little while, but I don't feel like I have, like, the strongest Canadian accent, but certain things will come out, like, I'm drinking right now. Like, it'll be like, oh, I say, oh, all the time. Okay, wait, apologize to me. Like, say, I am so...

Okay, I am so sorry. Oh, see, she's American. You're, like, turning American now. So, sorry. Because we say sorry, I'm so sorry. That sounds so much we're sorry. You're more East Coast, and I was more West Coast, and I didn't ever really say sorry.

I always said, sorry, wait, now I got, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. That was a little more Canadian. I'm so sorry, but I never said sorry. Yeah, yeah, we like, are we really, yeah. But actually, where you guys are, too, in Canada, you say, like, sandwich and Canada. Like, say, like, I don't want, like, I want, like, a peanut butter. Sandwich. See, that's your Canadian, that's your Canadian accent, though, because over in Ontario, we say like sandwich and you would say like sandwich like it sounds so much better yes I want to sound I usually say like sandwich

now you just have your own accent going A one next sandwich sandwich wait what was the other one you said like Canada like like where are you from what country were you born in Canada? Yeah she said no I feel like we all have our own accent I don't think we're actually Canadian or

You know what? I don't even know what mine is anymore, but it's like, wait, how would you say this? Amanida. Wait, Amanda. Amanda. No, her thing is cutting out, and she, it's like, wait, am I cutting out?

Yeah, say it one more time. Amanida. Amanda. Like, Ameriton, and Canada. A manada. Amanda. Amanda. Amina.

Amin. I'madian. Amadian accent. It's my ammium. Actually, no, I try to do an impression of Caitlin Bristow. Because you do, like, you have, like, your R's. Like, you kind of do this R thing, and I like it. You're like, I'm so, like, sort, like, girls.

Okay. That's so funny that you say that because, wait, I think this is my news FaceTiming me right now, which would be hilarious. Oh, hi. Oh, hey, is Sydney with you? Uh, no. Okay, no, I was just, I'm on a podcast right now, or I'm doing a podcast.

Hello, wait, who is this? This is my sister. Hi! Yes! Hi! Actually, she liked our video on Instagram. I was like the one and only Haley Bristol. She's heard of us sing.

Oh, they're the winners of my contest from, if I'm being honest. Oh, my God! Just screaming. I just saying how I say my R's. Like, I'm like, oh, wow. You'll be like the girls, like the girls from Canada. Like I say like Earl. And he always calls me up for that.

She's like, you always see like scary. And like I say it. Brody said something about that the other day. He was like, Auntie, when she said, when you said that, you said it like Auntie and she always said that weird. What word was that? Remember? Do you remember what word it was?

It was like girls. girls yeah girls like you girls are so scary yeah okay yeah no call me back after this oh yeah okay you betcha okay okay bye okay bye my niece and nephew do call me out ours that's so funny how old are your niece and nephew um my nephew's eight and my niece is 12 eight and 12 oh my gosh see i'm auntie stacey to her kids And that's another aunt and, like, aunt are what they say in the States. Auntie is like, like, student a team. We'll be right back with more off the vine, grape therapy. You're listening to Off the Vine Grape Therapy.

Tell me about your ladies' podcast, because you started a podcast. I have to call my sister pretty recently, right? Yeah. Yeah. So how did you guys decide? I feel like, This is, like, terrible because, like, obviously COVID-19 is awful. And, like, I would never wish it upon anyone.

But I feel like if it wasn't for that, we wouldn't have been able to start it. Because it's, like, it's really interesting. Like, we're, our lives are so different and crazy. Like, I'm a mom with two crazy boys. She's a singer, like, always on the road, whatever. But then, like, we're also so similar. Like, we're, like, best friends and, like, people get freaked out. Yeah.

When they meet both of us, they're like, look. Yeah, yeah. Talk the same. And we, like, talk every day. Like, we face. time every single day so we're like always talking and then the one night we were like I think we'll talk on the phone for like four hours at a time and we're like we should literally just start a podcast like we just talk all the time even though we know everything about each other we still

find like tell her the truth okay but that that is the truth okay this is the truth no this is the truth and she was like I don't want to look like a crazy person but like we always have been talking about starting a podcast but what did you say well like okay so I've listened to you you're embarrassing me. This is the safe place you're supposed to. Yes, I know, I know, I know. And, like, on our podcast, we're, like, so real. So I'm just, like, being embarrassed right now.

But, uh, yeah, like, I've listened to your podcast since day one. And, like, you really have, like, like, I'm so good. But you, like, inspired me to do this. And, like, there's so many things that you talked about, like, anxiety and, like, going on medication, like, all this stuff that I'm like, I want to talk about this stuff. so our podcast is very real and right and we say like the most embarrassing thing so embarrassing after like we'll do it and I'm like why did I just say that like I'm so embarrassed and like we

could edit it but we don't so it just yeah but I feel like because of like the coronavirus we finally had this like time to do it at which we would have never been able to before right so we do the one day we're like let's just do it and stacey like because of her career she has all of this equipment and all that stuff right so yeah so we just started and like it's so fun like so fun and it's just like the things that we get to talk about like these are things that we usually would talk about behind closed doors and then i remember after the first episode everyone was just like that's what i want to hear yeah yeah we're like what this is like a daily conversation yeah that's perfect you guys are

like just and have a pot and do this because that's like people crave those real conversations and talking about shit, but they're like, thank you for talking about that. Because for some reason, that's rare. And I do think, do you have any bit of an American audience? Yeah, well, I was looking at the stats. It's mainly in Canada right now. Maybe after this podcast, it'll help us out.

But we have mainly a Canadian audience, but it's starting to trickle into America. So I'm like, that's awesome. That's great. I feel like, I don't know if it's how we were raised or whatever, but I'm nothing against American girls because I'm friends with a shit ton of them but I just Canadians have more of like

a no filter I guess not even necessarily like it's not anything to do with shame I think it's just like a no filter since we were younger kind of attitude which now is you know however many the road is like in now like it's like starting to be this thing where people

crave it and it's refreshing instead of being like what the hell's wrong with you so that's I find like our filters a little, like, like when we have no filter as Canadians, I feel like it's a little bit different. It's not like no filter like Americans that are like, I'm going to say whatever I want. The reason I like your podcast is we almost have no filter about ourselves. So we'll make fun of ourselves and we'll just confess what we're like not embarrassed about because everyone is like that. So Americans maybe have a little bit more of a filter when it comes to themselves, but they'll talk

about world issues where we, like the three of us, just admit everything and keep it real about ourselves, right? I stay quiet about world issues. I'm like, I'm like, be uncomfortable. Like, but I'll tell you what I did last night. I love it. Let's talk for a second about self-care and staying healthy.

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way that others wanted you to be because I always, I mean, as you guys know, I preach that once you're yourself and work on self-love, that's when success happens anyways. So how did you, how were you able to be like, screw you, I'm going to succeed from being me? Well, I remember that I at first tried to listen to these people. So what happened was when I moved to Toronto, there's like all these people who are like successful in the music industry and they'll give you like advice as a management company or whatever. So I have this meeting with these two men and they were like, we love your voice. It's a great voice. But we need you to lose 100 pounds.

And I remember they said, you know, like the girls that have like the space in between their legs, like get one of those. Get one of those. Like, yeah, space. Like go pick it up at Target on your way. Are just, period? Yeah, they said, get one of those. And then they said, make your hair a normal color, because I always have crazy, like, different weaves on.

Make your hair a normal color. Stop rapping because anyone can wrap. We need you to sing songs like Adele. And I remember, like, at first I was like, whoa, Toronto's crazy. And, like, I thought, okay, like, I'll just give it a try. And I remember, like, you know, I tried so hard. I was like, okay, let me start with that space in between my legs. Like, I don't know, right?

So I tried. And then I started, like, the songs that I love to write are like, like, rapy, dancey, like, in your face kind of things. And then I was, like, writing these, like, depressing, like, love songs, whatever. Like, that's not me. And it sucked. Everything sucked. And then I remember sitting down one day thinking, like, wait, there is another option.

And that other option is I don't have to listen to anything they say. And I could just keep continuing doing what I do. And then that is true. That's when everything great started happening. That's when we got on America's God Talent. that's when like people and then those same guys remember i wrote i wrote a song called legs about those guys and it's literally called legs because of that space comment or whatever and then i wrote it and then they came and saw a show and they're like you know what song i loved legs and i was like

oh i'm glad you loved it like it was fully about that yeah it was great success yeah i hate delusional piece of shit men like the fact that they're so they don't even realize that song was about them and they liked it like it's just so crazy because that's probably and like you said it's why you got on that show is because you probably were unique and you had this funky hair and this confident attitude and you are so talented that you literally got on a show about being talented and then those people came back like it just makes me sick when when you know men or women treat people like, because you're like, what is this about? Is this about image or the music?

Like, they're what's wrong with the world, and that's just so sickening. And it's so funny, too, because in Canada, I find, like, I love our country, but they're always, like, a little bit behind the times in the music industry. And so it was funny because they saw this, like, like, loud, curvy girl who was, like, singing and rapping, and they're like, we don't know what to do with you. And then Lizzo got famous, and then all the jobs started rolling in. Like, I always make the job. If they can't afford Lizzo, they'll just hire me.

So she's actually, like, helping me. Like it, and they're like, oh, okay, we get it now, right? So it's like, it's just so funny how it works out. It's so sad, like, oh, we get it now. Like, this should have been gotten decades ago. Yeah. It's just so crazy. It's like people who have the most beautiful voices,

and now we're going to, I'll never forget. America's Got Talent, same show that you were on. Bianca Ryan, do you know who that is? oh i know that name i know i feel like i do she is she a younger girl yes she won i mean she was very young when she won i can't remember what year it was it was it was like one of the first seasons yeah and he was so little i think 11 and she walked out there with like little really socks and like the cutest shoes and she was so timid but she had this insane like Whitney houston voice oh i know what you're talking about yeah yeah and oh my gosh the and the judges were just like

what and one of the guys I can't remember his damn name he was such a dick um pierce something oh yeah he was is it pierce not pierce morgan whatever he was like the british guy though yeah yeah and he said change your socks change your shoes change your look 11 years old and and you'll like go far and the poor little sweet soul never forget this she just looked down at her socks like what's wrong with my I hate that. Like, you know, she thought so hard about those socks that day. Like, what socks to put on? She probably still to this day, she's like, you know, in her 20s now,

and she probably, like, hesitates to put on certain socks. Hears, like, not in her friggin' little 11-year-old brain and traumatized her. And it makes me so mad because imagine that as a young girl, but still is, like, an older woman, it's not like that's easy to hear, change your change who you are and then you'll succeed and I just love that you're like that I'm gonna just do what I do and still succeed and then they're like I love that song lang yeah then they loved it like they loved it after I was so mad you Kate you know what I just realized that Caitlin does that you do okay you can like make me or like us feels so bad

it was like she like was like her little socks like she'll say that she'll point okay this is so bad but she'll like point at her like if her like son my nephew's like standing by himself in the middle of the room, she'll be like, picture he didn't have, like, a home right now. Oh, my God. And he's just, like, standing there, and he's, like, so hungry. And I'm like, what? And then I'll be seeing it. And, like, I don't even want to look at it. And then you're, like, so sad for them. And then I'm, like,

no, and then I'm, like, no. And then she, you guys, both do it. You'll be, like, her little socks. And then I was, like, I was, like, going to cry. Oh, bad for her socks. I do that, too. And I've always been like that. Have you always been like that, always. Yeah, like, I'm a psychopath. Like, like, I'm a psychopath. I remember a little while ago, and I didn't hear your Canadian accents. I'm like, mine's coming out just from hanging out with you guys.

But that's, okay, so I'll never forget two stories in elementary. One, I remember my dad came to drop me off a snack, and it was like the nicest thing ever. He just brought me this little cute snack. And I was so embarrassed for him that he didn't know to take off his outdoor shoes and change into indoor shoes when he came in the school, which is also a very Canadian thing. Yeah. His shoes were, like, a little bit muddy, and he left a couple tracks, and I was like, oh, man, I wanted to cry because my dad, like, so innocent, and he didn't know to change into indoor shoes. And this little boy in the second grade, his name was Michael Jones, and he was something, I don't know what was wrong with him, but there was, like, something a little bit slower, and I just wanted to make friends with him, and we were doing show and tell, and he brought a Lisa Simpson doll, and he was like, I sleep with her every night. night because she's my friend and everyone laughed

and I went home and sobbed I was like everyone laughed at him when he said he slept with his friend who was in the home and it still like stays in my memory about that and then the other night I decided to interview my dad

for not for a podcast I just want to have it for myself because I felt like my dad's always made everything in life about me he's paid for everything and like help me get to where I am and I'm like wow I've never really sat and asked my dad questions about his or like what his relationship was with his parents so i did this interview and i told him i was doing it and i started crying because he had notes

he just had written down and he kept on there was notes like to see what he would like want to say and i just was like uh yeah he's got notes but see and that's what you do all the time she'll be like look at his pieces of paper and the pen i'm like why is that or like we were driving the other day and like my kids were just looking out the window and I'm like oh oh they're like they're just partying they're not even like on their eye it's like what are they thinking and then chris is like killer this is a good thing like that they're looking out the window and I'm like oh my god or like if waldi her dog will be like staring where she's like he's off today and I'm like what I just love him so much that same way like you know could have a little sleep in his eye and I'm like oh

and you can't get it out. He's so helpless. It's so funny. He's to make fun all the time because he's like, innocence kills you. Like you can't 100% and I'm,

yeah, that is so me. That's such a good way. It's insinence kills you. Get that tattooed so much. On the other part of your body, I am also a psychopath. Yeah.

She's describing your life right now. Oh, my God. Wait, are you a Gemini? No. I'm a Sagittarius. Are you a three on the Enneagram? I don't know what any of this means. No, I have to get you.

One of my friends got me into this recently. Yeah, I haven't gotten into that. You'll get into it. She believes, and we believe in all, like, spirits and, like, crazy. Like, you do, too, right? Like, we love, like, ghost stories. Like, yeah. I live for the ghost stories.

I guess, like, horoscopes aren't really ghost stories, but to me, it's, like, all the same. Just like vibes, energies, we believe it. I hate when people are skeptic. It's like a pet peeve of people. When people are skeptic, I'm like, oh, you just don't want to believe that something beautiful could be happening behind the scene.

You don't even know it. It makes me so mad. I was screaming at someone the other day being like, like, they were like, ghosts aren't real. And then I was like, there are so many magical things in the world. I'm like, look at this flower. I was like, this flower is crazy. Like, someone just designed that.

And then they were like, uh, I have to go. Like, I talk to my plant all the time. Like, I like, and I can see them like vibrating and I'm like, they hear me. Did you know that if you like, like, remember the study where someone bullied their plant and then the plant just died? But then the other one, they gave, they talked positively to it and it just thrived. They did. I study with two side by side. I'm serious. I believe that my mom, I grew up with my mom just like, like, like,

preaching to her plants like she was like bowing down to them like always i was like hey can you tell me pretty she was like the plants are so beautiful and i was like me too um but that's like i swear it's i believe that and i talked to i just bought plants the other day i bought a huge cactus that he's a big prick so i called him Juan pablo and i bought them and i swear they hear me and it's i asked the plant lady who's a very intelligent plant lady down the street from and she said that it's the vibrations of your positivity and voice that actually do like, like, it's on a frequency with you. I was singing to the, my, because I, I've never had a plant before the other day, because I live in an apartment in Toronto, and I decorated my balcony. I did like a renovation challenge with my boyfriend, and I decorated my balcony,

and I was like, wake up a little buddy. Because it's one of those flowers that, like, close, and it wasn't opening. It wasn't opening. I was like, you know, you want to wake up. And then my boyfriend's like, what are you doing? It's like, oh, like, too, it. So it was getting my, no. It died, but I'll work on it.

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could have the scale or capability to do. So don't miss now what this Wednesday and every Wednesday on podcast one. This is off the vine, grape therapy. I heard that you guys love talking about pepies, and you know that I love talking about can you not? on my podcast. I haven't done in so long, but people love it.

I'm like, well, I run out of ideas, but I thought we could combine the two and talk about pet peeves and Kenny Knotts for the below categories, okay? Okay, okay. Can you not? Okay, podcasting. Hmm.

shitty internet. Yeah, crappy internet. Yeah. Is this pet peeves or can you not? Oh, wait. Whatever you want. Oh, just whatever. want. Okay, pet peeves about podcasting, or can you not? I would say, like, we do one of the pet peeves,

but it's like not our faults because we get too excited, but we'd be like, screw it, like, because we can't, we think we're so funny. And then we're laughing so hard. And then sometimes I'm like, oh, and but then when other people do that on their podcast, I'm like, take your turns, guys, but then we do the same thing. Yeah. Oh my gosh, that's a good one because I, too, when I listen to podcasts, I'm like, stop cutting them off. But I'm like, I do it all the time because we get excited about the topics and conversation and then you have so much to say

and you only have a short amount of time so you're like and you have so many things that relate to each other and you just want to get them all out and you sound like taking over. I get it. Can you not, Caitlin? So can you not?

But we're like, probably, we've been doing that this whole time. I've been doing it too. So we're on the same page. Kate, can you not or PetPee's reality TV? Oh, God. I'm obsessed with reality. Where do I start?

No, but I want to say, okay, my pet peeve and can you not is to you. Can you not pretend like some reality TV shows are 100% real. Okay. The shows that are 100% real, and I understand that every show is produced, Bachelor, Bachelorette. Yeah. Oh, can you not? Can you not? And Big Brother.

No, there's no way. I love these shows, and I know that there are real elements to it. but can you not pretend like I get so mad at Stacey when she's watching them with me because I'm like stop it like because she'll be like making fun of it or whatever and I'm like okay like I'm so passionate about it because it's all real but it's edited so that like producers like when those when everybody is in the diary room of Big Brother and they're like saying hilarious shit or like I'm like that is so produced like a hundred percent but I believe that the winner is like actually the winner like i don't think they pick the winner and i believe

that you can find love on the bachelorette you can you can it's all possible the possibilities are there and like that person might have truly won but like are you telling me when they go into the little bucket to pick their like players names there are like eight heathers in one and then they pick up a feather stop ruining this one i know i know Oh, so that's what I was thinking. No, wait. I'm going to take your side on this because then they could keep picking out Heather. Yeah, there's five of them that pick.

They wouldn't take the chance that they're all hanging out. Did you just turn on it? You just switch your decision that fast? I did. I did. We understand, Caitlin. It doesn't make sense now. I just think, I think some things are like, like, here's what I think.

On The Bachelor, I think I, they probably have an idea that I could potentially be the Bachelorette. So I don't think they wanted him to pick me. Yes, I believe, yes. I also believe that the other two were more like in love with him than me or vice versa. But like I think they wanted me to make it third just so that it was a possibility. So there's like certain things. I've been in it full blown on both sides. And I'm like, okay, it's freaking real.

But like maybe the crazy person that you don't want to stay is going to stay because it's good TV like that. Yes. We don't actually have feelings for them. Like, rumor has it, I am not legally allowed to say, but on like American Idol and stuff like that, you always notice like the second place winner is like the one you thought was going to win. And it's because record labels can buy out that person and say like, hey American Idol, I'll give you a hundred million, cajillion dollars to not put that person first so that we can sign them to our record label. So if they win second, you should be happy sometimes.

that American Idol owns you for a couple years I'm wondering what Dancing With the Stars is going to be because I heard Yes congratulations by the way Like when I saw that I was like Oh God

It's going to be amazing I'm so excited But that's I honestly Because I have known so many people That have been on it It's the one show that people consistently say who have been on it That it's like

Such a friendly family environment Like it's not manipulative Like it's actually fun So I'm, I'm excited for that part of it because I was a little jaded coming off the show, but now I'm, like, so excited to go dance. Oh, my gosh, it's going to be, like, the best. And you're also, like, prepped. Like, you know that world, right?

So I feel like whatever's throwing your way. Like, it can't be, like, if it's a friendly environment, like, you're going to be prepped and then it'll just be like a pleasing experience, right? Oh, it's going to be so fun. No, it's going to be amazing. Those are literally all, the only two topics I had for this. I was like, yeah. podcasting and reality. Wait, can we ask you a question? Because we have, okay, Kayla is like the

queen of would you rather's and she was asking me some earlier and I'm like, we should ask Caitlin these questions because it is so funny. Can we ask? I always like sound so weird. Like the, but my podcast makes me like really weird and I realize like, hi. It's just my life. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Because oh yeah, because she's so scared of bird, right? You're really scared of birds, right? Okay. Okay. Would you rather

be trapped in a house with a serial killer in the house and you're like trying to run and hide for two hours and he could possibly catch you or he might not? Okay, that's your... Be trapped in a room

with like seeds all over your body and just like birds. Like every species of bird coming like everywhere at you. You could get pecked. You might not. You have to stand like this in every single bird that you could ever imagine is in the room, seeds, all over your body. Or the serial killer. What do you pick?

I mean, obviously, I'm going to pick the birds because I don't want to die. You might not die, though. No, you might not die. Let's just pretend you die. But that's like high risk, high reward. Like, die. Like, the chances, because I freeze in terrible situations, I freeze. I feel like I wouldn't fight them off or run.

I feel like I would get a breeze and be like, okay, just do it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you could die from the birds, too. Yeah, like, they could. Yeah, because I've been attacked by birds before. They're sick. Yeah, I have to go, I have to go birds, but that gives me a panic attack. Great, Kayla.

I just seeds all over your body. Okay, ask her that one, because this is so funny. Would you rather, okay, begin every sentence in life with, hey, idiot, and then continue your sentence or end every sentence with, ha ha, just kidding. Wait, start her, did you say, hey, idiot? Hey, idiot.

So, like, everything in life, like, you just have to be like, hey, idiot, uh, do you mind, blah, blah, blah, blah. Or, like, just, like, just kidding. Like, the end. When you think of these options, they're terrible, so you'd be, like, just say you're ordering a coffee at Starbucks, you have to be like, hey, idiot,

um, can I get a grande, whatever? Or? I pick a idiot. I picked it because otherwise there's too many follow-up questions. Like, just kidding. Do you want to? Yeah. And then you have to do again and be like, no, I do.

Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding. But I'm not kidding. Just kidding. But picture you, like, dancing with the stars, like, the first time you meet your party, you're going to be like, hey, idiot, I'm Caitlin Bristow. Like, this option is terrible, too.

And now, surprise people. People will be like, yeah, Caitlin. Oh, Caitlin. Yeah. oh my god it would become a thing where you like my podcast i just turned my podcast into a podcast called hey idiot where it became my catchphrase and then every time i met somebody they'd be like she did there's kately yeah oh my god and then we're going to start a podcast called ha ha ha just kidding yeah perfect the shit out of everything yeah oh hilarious that's all i had for you oh i love that

that one. I'm so into that. Okay, now I want to play one more game with you guys. Okay, we're ready. I have a would you rather for you guys. Okay. Okay. She's like, she looks so sneaky already. Would you rather go on American Idol or the voice? I have my answer. I, yeah, I would pick the voice. The voice. I'm not allowed to go on the voice. So as a Canadian citizen, that is one of the reality TV shows that you cannot go on and it drives me crazy and I have my whole thing set up I would sing look at me now by Buster Rhymes and I would like start with a big note with all their chairs turn and be like how and then sing and then I go every time I come around da da da da da da da da and like do the rap and then boom boom I have it all right she hasn't thought of this at all like this needs to

happen yeah I want to be on it so bad imagine like just the big note and then you because I feel like there's no rappers on it. Oh my gosh. Can you know, can you do a little ditty right now? Do it, do that one. Do like pretend.

I'm on the voice. Okay, okay, everybody, pretend or like, pretend the chairs are turned around. Okay, okay, so I go like this.

So you turn around. So I go like this, but don't turn around until like, because you know they like hold it dramatic, right? Okay,

so I go, uh-huh. Look at me now. I'm getting paper. Yeah. One, two, three, four, uh,

and I feel like a running and I feel like I gotta get away, get away, get away, and I know, no, that I don't, and I won't ever stop, because, you know, I got to win every day, day, woo, and then Kelly Clarkson, just so, I'm Kelly Clarkson. Just so that you will never pop me, and then I just do the rap, and then I got to get to the fast part, and then they go. And then they go, and then I got to get it, then I got to go,

and then I got to get it, then I got a level, then I got to show it in a little, like that you got to be doing, because it doesn't matter, because I'm going to do-da-da-da-da-d-d- And then it goes, and then it goes, and then it goes, guys, I have a team every night. You know what? I'm sending this clip to anything to get the voice. Just so I could be like,

you need to have Canadians on for this reason right here. Right here. Pino. Did you like it? Did you turn your chair around? He ordered his chair for you and started licking my hands, which is, I don't know if you know, but when Pino likes somebody's voice, he licks hands. See, he's like smart.

He seems like a smart dog. She is an idiot dog who looks exactly like your dog, and he's not smart at all. and we'll be like, Wally, and, oh, you said on your story the other day that you do, like, voices for your animals. And her dog, Wally, he's like, she's so rude. My name's Wolle, you're a prime guy. Like, that's how we talk.

He's the nicest, sweetest dog. He's still a puppy, and she's, like, because he gets, like, obnoxious and he'll just smash his full body. He trips over his own feet. Stacey. Pino does that, too, though. Oh, Pino, see? No, Pino is the biggest dingling out there.

like he just doesn't get it but he's he's smart but also so yeah oh my god i saw the other day when they like let him in a pool to go swimming he just peed in the pool and jesus like be no he's like that's what wallie would do too he'd be wallie said he'd be that hey water you won't go pay in the pool that's how he was up and that's what wallie does he puts his paw up like that it's the best it's so cute now he's going to start climbing up. Yep. I'm surprised it took this long to do it.

You can't hear you. Okay. And now it's freezing. It's freezing the most that's ever frozen. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. It's just dog. Okay. It's probably because there's so much movement.

This freaking internet, I'm over it. You're going to love the cord. Okay. It's so crap. But this is the end anyways. So. I actually would love to have you both back on when the time is right and we can do this in person. Oh, that would be so fun.

I think you guys knew. I feel like the universe just works in magical ways where it like knew that we were the same kind of people and that it was like, let's somehow get them to meet and podcast and sing and all the things. So let's make it happen. Let's do this again sometime in person preferably, but I'll use this again over Skype or Zoom or whatever we're on any time. too are like truly just like Canadian little maple treats that I love. And tell everybody, find you, your music, Instagram, your podcast, all the good things. All right.

Well, on Instagram, our podcast is I Have to Call My Sister. And you can see our like little stuff on there. We are a new podcast, but we have like 13 episodes. So we're going on strong. And then my name is Stacey Kay. So you can find me at Stacey K-A-Y music. music. And then her name is Kayla Bomer. It's not like a cool name. No, Kayla Bomer, but I I got my stage name K-K-A-Y from her name Kayla because that's how much I'm obsessed with

her. So hers is at Kayla B-A-A-L-A-B-U-L-M-E-R. And you can see all our crazy adventures on there. Thank you so much for having. Thank you so much. This is so fun. Oh my gosh. When you guys won that contest and I saw your like video saying, like we should podcast. I was like, yeah, done. Okay. I'm so happy. It's perfect. We are like just like the three peas and a podcast and I really enjoy your podcast. I love it. I love it so much. There is a man walking behind you and I was, I didn't want to alarm you, but just someone behind you. Okay. Let's hold. It gets Jason. I think he's going to stairs. You know, quarantine. Penal, I need to get He just couldn't be harder in your face.

He calls for, like, tough times when it comes to the gym. So I think, look at this. I can't, like, he's, I want to take, can I take a screenshot right now of this? Because this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Hold on. I want to see a screenshot. Thank you guys so much. This is getting insane.

Like, he always waits until the end of the podcast. It's like the weirdest thing. And I bet I love that there's chaos. Chaos is, like, what follows us. And I love that it also follows you. So that's great. It's amazing. Thank you guys so much.

Thank you. So many American viewers and listeners from this, which I think you will. You guys are just so great and awesome. I love it. I'm like, my new friends. Yes. Thank you. And thank you, Elizabeth, if you can hear us.

Thanks for everything. Yes, of course. Thank you, Elizabeth. Okay, bye. We'll talk to you soon. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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