Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Internet Drama, Ick Lists, & Intentions with Bailey Stanworth

Episode Date: January 4, 2024

#700. New year, new intention: No more sh!tting on yourself. Although Kaitlyn admits it is difficult for her to do when all the internet seems to do is just that. On today’s episode, Kaitlyn is joined by one of her besties, Bailey Stanworth , cozied up on the couch with a glass of wine ready to kick off the new year. After discussing their peaks and valleys of 2023, the two of them get into what we all want to know… What happened at Kaitlyn’s grand Gatsby-themed New Year’s Eve party? Plus, Bailey shares her list of over 90 ‘icks’, they set even more intentions for 2024, and debate a potential technicality of the Mile High Club. And to wrap it up, Kaitlyn finally shares the prank her producer pulled on her after a long day and a few glasses of wine – it’s a good one.  Thank you to our amazing sponsor! Check out this deal, Vinos: Use code OFFTHEVINE at clearstemskincare.com for 20% off. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Leave us comments in YouTube. In the comments. In the comments. I gotta go. We clearly had a party for New Year's. And so we went to throw things in the wash. And it's like, it's so crazy having a new house and inviting 40 to 50 people in your new house. Even if you trust them, they get drunk and shit gets scratched and walls get dinged. And I was like, why are you looking at me? Look at your foot. I don't break your stuff. I break my own. You literally broke your foot. It's right in the frame of people free. It's going to be great. Feet content. Anyways, it's 2024. It's wild. Okay, but is it because I think, you know when you turn a certain age, like for me when I was turning 38 at 37 and a half, I was already telling myself I was 38, like mentally preparing. So I feel like I've been like 20, 24 like, oh, see, I like barely know what day it is.

And I was like, yeah, I'm not jumping ahead. I'm still just trying to keep up where I'm at. Yeah. I just am like, 20, 22, 23, 20, 24, all just kind of blend together. So I'm like trying to not care about what year it is. But I don't know, it's like 2023 moved really fast and really slow at the same time. I feel like I went through a lot of big changes. Yes, yes.

A lot of life changes happened in 2023. And so now I'm like, what? What's 2024 going to bring? I mean, good things. What was your peak in valley of 2023? Okay. My peak was definitely Dragon's Den for Quickies. Obviously, people know Bailey because you're on my social media and we're friends and we have been for a long time.

And you have the press on nail quickies. We've done collabs. You've done collabs with a lot of big people. And Dragon's Den is Canada's Shark Tank. Shark Tank. Yes. So basically Canada's version of that show and they approached me and I went on the show in May. It aired in September.

I got a deal, which is like fun to finally be able to say. Totally. And so that was just like I grew up watching the show. So it was kind of like a little bit of a pinch me moment. Yeah. The imposter syndrome is still there that I did that. But very cool. So that was definitely, I would say my peak.

And then was it peak in? yeah my valet was definitely got my heartbroken but that's fine it's not fine it happens it happens it happens it was your first heartbreak real one big one yeah which is crazy because i've experienced three i would say i've had a like it like it was just such a different type of heartbreak yeah i don't know how to like it's like Cheryl crow singing the first cut is a deepest like that one hurt yeah yeah but yeah so i'm sorry honestly it's okay like i always believe what's meant for you won't miss you yeah and i'm grateful for like what I experienced but yeah yeah that was definitely the hardest part of 2020 for sure I think a peak for me is buying my house well yeah look at this thing but I was so scared of it

I was so scared and I was so comfortable in my other house and now looking back I'm like that was the coolest thing that's happening in 2023 was buying my dream home I think for this goes for like a lot of things and it's funny because I wouldn't necessarily have thought that like your house would be a part of it but I think when you're in something it's Like the growth doesn't happen from your comfort zone. And that house was a comfort zone. That house was a true comfort zone. Yeah.

And that house was amazing and you went through a lot of things in it. Still got it. Anybody want it? Did anybody look for a house in Nashville? Watch me buy it and I'll just be your neighbor. Just kidding. Well, first of all, I wouldn't. I wouldn't ever go back to that area.

It's like 30 minutes away. No, I would never. No. But yeah, I think moving out, like until you were out of the house, you probably didn't actually feel the difference. I feel like there's trap. trauma in that house. It's energy. Trapped energy that I needed to free myself from.

100%. And it's nothing against anyone. It was, it's more just like, God, I went through some dark times in there, and I needed new energy, and I needed a new house. I mean, it's just, you live in those walls every single day. Like, I literally look at, or hear a song or like, look at something and it reminds me of somebody or like something from seven years ago. Yeah.

I can't imagine like your house. Yeah. Bringing that up. I was thinking about what my valley would be from it to of the year. I'm like, of course a breakup is like, we all know, but honestly, the valley has come after it. Like the after shit storm of, I don't know, nonsense and noise that comes with this breakup and people just not knowing everything. I'm just like, like, it's like I'm almost feeling so much disappointment in certain people and certain things that I didn't think I would feel. And that's been the downfall for me this year.

I'm like, I said mine was a breakup. And I can't imagine having all the added layers that you have. Yeah, I mean. Like, the internet was talking to me about how to break up. Yeah, well, you still got internet friends. Yeah, but like if they had opinions on it. I think what's hard, too, is like the opinions of people that I thought were supporters. I think really hurt me, like, sometimes even just reading in my off the vine Facebook group,

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I can't believe I threw a party like that. I have no regrets. You did break your foot. I feel like I got a lot of credit for the party. Everyone was like, Kayla, sure knows how to throw a party. And I was like, do I? Or do I know how to hire people that know how to throw a party?

And I just like held the space and invited some really great people. So Casey Schaefer did it. It's Casey Schaefer events. I was like, I want Gatsby themed. I want champagne fountain. I want everybody to be like just like so in the moment like dancing in the 1920s and black tie and that was my favorite New Year's I've ever had I think it was mine too ever because you know like so many people you want to go out and then there's this like there's always so many things going on and you don't know what to do and then you all you ever really want is to stay at home with your friends yeah and party like I love getting like dressed up and like I love a theme I love fun things but I also don't really want to be around strange. Yeah. Yeah. And I think something very special and so many people have said this since the party. You just have good people like surrounding you right now. Like there was nobody at that party that I would not be friends with. I thought of every single person I would want to ring in the New Year with in Nashville. Like I didn't really invite people from out of town. I mean, you and Katie were probably the only people. But I really wanted to like bring together my Nashville people and be like, okay, I'm here. I'm in the city now. Like I'm ready to strengthen all relationships and friendships. I have. here and it felt like the right place and time to do it and it was just so cool seeing all my

different little friend groups in Nashville come together and we were pouring champagne everywhere there's a cigar bar outside there's pouring tequila in someone's eyes got a bad aim very terrible aim well I mean that was at like one in the morning so there's a photo wall there's a bartender right over here we were just all dancing right here and we had flash tattoos flash tattoos real ones burlesque dancers oh my gosh is amazing it was just so cool it wasn't like every single person I talked to like I feel like I made new friends like I could come back here and like it was just all of them were amazing humans yeah I thank you I really I really do pride myself on the friendships that I make because and also I know

that Casey didn't Casey's amazing did such a good job but you're also an incredible house like you really put a lot of thought and energy into it so do give yourself some credit okay I should I should give myself a little credit I love hosting 2024 is the year of not shitting on ourselves 2024 is absolutely the year of not speaking to ourselves poorly yeah words matter words are energy they actually matter like if that is your intention at the forefront of your brain to speak to yourself kindly it is really difficult to do when so many people are speaking poorly of you and then you're supposed to sit there and be like no bitch you great god of course it's so hard and you would think like this is my platform my Instagram my podcast I should be able to just

say and speak my truth but so many times i want to protect people and i don't want to take them down and so i'm like that's your double cancer rising moon that is my double cancer rising moon and my gemini also being like get spicy 100% i personally thought jason and i were in such a good space like he came over the other day and i gave him a house tour well i mean i've been around you too Like in the behind the scenes, for months, it seems very amicable. It seems very mature. Like, I've seen you through other breakups. Oh, I couldn't do what I do with Jason.

I have found myself to be like, I want to invite him in. I want to show him the new house. He was like, I would love to see the house. I, we speak kindly about each other. We were, we had the best time at Chris Harrison's wedding. So I think I get really confused. Like, it's just, I'm a little bit disappointed. I'm going to try and not get emotional.

because I cried all day yesterday. But it's really disappointing to me the way that Jason's kind of leaning into the victim mentality because I don't want to dismiss that he's hurting. I don't want to dismiss that his feelings are valid and his feelings are hurting. But like I have talked to him so openly and honestly. But also it doesn't mean you're not hurting too. I am. Like aside from all the shit going on in social media.

But we have been like so transparent with each other to like have respect for one another. I've known you for eight years and I've known you all the years you were with Jason and so he's seen the same things I've seen and you've gone through stuff and you've had the internet bully you before and he sees how that affects you. I've seen how that affects you. So why would you ever want someone to feel that way again? The word disappointment keeps coming up like I feel so disappointed that someone could use a false narrative like a false narrative accusation to garner sympathy for themselves. But you also have to protect your own sanity and your mental health and I think to internalize and keep things in is so unhealthy like you and I were talking yesterday and you just like wrote something out and you're like

I feel so much better I'm like well yeah because we're not meant to internalize Alicia McCarville she said her husband like posted something the the thought was hey let's say somebody leaves trash in my yard and it's on my property and somebody else comes by and goes well there's already trash there I'm going to leave some more trash. And that trash just builds up because people think it's okay. And then that trash is now in my space. And I'm supposed to just stay quiet about it. Yeah.

You're in my space. And if you don't like me, that's fine. I'm not asking everyone to like me, but you're in my space. So why am I not allowed to clear the trash and say, hey, actually, you don't know the truth about this? I'm surprised by this reaction by somebody because of X, Y, and Z. like I I'm even holding back now because I'm I want to still protect people and not just throw them under the bus I'm going to be Matt rife in 24 I mean let's I don't know I hope you're not going to be Matt rife I'm doing what I mean by that is you mean you're not going to give

I do give a I give a lot of but I can't no actually I actually don't agree with a lot of things he said yeah I don't think we want to compare to Matt rife I was actually just going to try and be my transition to talk about Matt rife and what I don't think we want to compare to Matt rife and what people think about him because I understand like I actually love people holding people accountable and like I don't know I understand that there's certain things that have to be done I do disagree with a lot of canceling but Matt Rife just doesn't give a oh no he does not I mean I've just kind of I'm curious for like 24 hours I want to know what it would feel like to be that to Lulu like to just not like have a fair in the world because

I have a lot of cares but he does I've met him in real life I feel like like he does but like I don't know how to explain it it's like he does but that like also kind of becomes part of his shtick where he doesn't yeah you know what I mean yeah and I get with comedy that there's boundary pushing and like I laugh at jokes like like a child that's just taking it too far oh 100% and I think also because his audience is mainly women it's like he just is so unabashedly not caring about his audience yeah because his jokes are very like the domestic abuse and things like that i'm like you're right you're right i don't agree with it like you know who you're talking to and who is supporting you why are you like testing those waters so much

that's so true his audience and the ones that supported him and he like catapulted like very quickly i mean i'm not saying i don't think anybody blows up overnight i think he's worked hard i'm sure for years but i just think that like his audience was a bunch of women who really started supporting him very quickly and like helped him get to where he's at and like take it to the next level kind of thing right and then now it's it's like he's not kind of giving that same care back to them yeah maybe he doesn't give maybe he really is just like I'm here now bitches I'm I've arrived at my destination and I'm going to say whatever the I want I mean we're talking about him so someone's working I hate that he's hot I don't think he's hot also I don't know you don't think Matt Rice hot

not at all what is it he's just do a pretty boy pretty boy yeah I don't I don't find a pretty boy that's i think that's what i've learned over the last few years is i need rugged i need like he's funny but i need like funny rugged don't care like like like i don't like a beard like i don't want a lumberjack like i like tattoos honestly my type in in a man is that tattoo artist wes show at wesley yeah i get that yeah same i like edgy yeah i like like good style but like a honey like a sweetie honey yeah i mean at the day i energy over anything you could literally be yeah that right but you could have we have the best banter right and i'm with you on that yeah i'm with you on that i like although i do use ring lights and

filters and certain things i don't want my guy and that could be a double standard on me but i am like turned all the way off when a guy we all have shallow icks or i'm not okay i got a shallow i have an iq list in my with my friends it's a shared notes app i could read you off some things right like that because nothing icks me out more than a guy who wants to be an influencer with ring lights and beauty filters it icks me the out let's see first off how many are in the list because it's a shared notes app we've 96 so 96 X 96 X oh this was one I contributed takes a selfie and a P coat it really just six really just gives me that that gives me so the ickyest of X with a filter on it. I've had so many

Yeah, like, but I, like in a mirror, in a pea coat, done up, I've, I can't tell you the amount of the guys that when I was like, I'm more dating girls right now, but when I was doing guys, they would send me that on their way to pick me up her date. I'm like, I don't want to go. Yeah, I don't like it. And I know that shallow. I know. No, it's shallow. But I know, and people can be shallow to me too, like Caitlin. Yeah, we all have her things.

Yeah, yeah. Shuffles and flip flops. Like, you know, they don't pick up their feet. It doesn't ache me out. It doesn't. I just, for some reason, I think fliplops on a guy is hot. So I'm calling water. Ew, who does that?

There's guys who do that. Wait, men? Oh, I wouldn't call them men. I would call the boys. Boys call... Wawa, that's what Chandler calls water. That is. I know this is on here somewhere, but I've had a guy just randomly smell his fingers, and that, for me, I'm not going to name names.

But in my past, I have literally watched someone do this and then... No. I swear to God, often. Often. Often. I need a minute to recover. I know. It sits criss cross applesauce.

A man. Yeah. I'm sorry. It's not like a deal breaker, but it's just like it's a look. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. Criss cross apple, like me right now, if a guy was saying like this. Yeah, if a guy just sat down in crisscross apples. That's funny.

I want guys to, I want to have a guy on here telling a girl X. Yeah. Oh, 100%. I'm sure there's many. And I'm sure I do a bunch of them. Yeah. This one's funny to me. This isn't mine.

A man on an elliptical. That is an ick. That's an ick. A man on an elliptical. It is. Okay, wait, I want you to read through these, and you can tell me your favorite. But, like, stand out. A man who says, ouchy.

That is an heck. When a guy bends forward and puts his hands on his knees to look at something. I put that in there. Because I saw it in real life. at Alfred coffee and he was like looking down to get his coffee and I was like no I was like I'm dry I am the Sahara desert no and he's a good looking guy and I was just like mm-mm oh speaking in movie quotes that's like my love language oh I know someone when he doesn't have his full license oh he has the learners I was like he's got learners for a half license he's got learners he's got

Not like an N new driver like in his window and is like has to have an adult present. I'm sorry. If that was me, I would just take it out and risk, risk the liability. Not making any sounds when he comes. Silence? No, that's psychopathic. Ew. That's Ted Bundy shit.

That is Ted Bundy shit. Yeah. And also an egg. Yes. Well, yes. Wide brim hats. Oh, that's mine. I hate them.

I hate them. I can't. I love them on me. Yeah. Oh, okay. Um, on a man. No. But I think that's it.

I think this is a very specific, like, agreed. I think it's a very specific type, though, because I feel like there's probably girls who are so attracted to that. Because it's a very specific style. That's true. Especially if they're like, it's not their style, but they try to pull it off,

holds cutlery with an overhand grip. I wrote that because it drives me mental. Like when they're like, shoveling. Yeah. Oh, I kind of think it's hot. My misophony would never. Yeah, it's funny.

I just know it's accompanied by other things. Yes. When he does a photo dump on Instagram, any, like, dude acting like a female influencer to me, icks me out. Yeah. It's a double standard because girls do it all the time. But, like, I get it. It's such a double standard. I'm totally wrong on this.

It's just my ick. Oh, it's not wrong. When he gets drugged at the bar? What? I'm not up to date with all these. I think you're at the end, aren't you? Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. Actually, just add you to this group chat. Could you please? 100%. I'm trying to think of my, I have so many icks, but it's like one of those things where you need to see it in the moment to be like that there it is oh truly mullets um can be hot but very very rarely all the morgan mullen fans are going to come at me but i truly don't even know if i've seen what morgan wallen looks like but i'm guessing he has a mullet he did yeah he cut it okay okay

what do you think about 2024 what is your word what is your intention what is your well i know 2024 we don't shit on ourselves yes don't shit on ourselves um i'm literally going to try and not say one bad word about myself 24 no you know what so okay this is my how i look at my life a lot now and i think it's because i had like i mean this could be a whole long ass conversation but like i hadn't eaten disorder so i really had to and i was very black and white person and this is what that stemmed from is i can't do harsh things like i can't do dry january i can't do 30 day challenges i can't be like i'm never always and i literally got never an always tattooed on me because of these reasons.

So for me, I know I will shit talk myself, but my intention is to be aware of it and to stop it. Yeah. So for me, I don't like to say I'm never going to do this because I just, like, I know I am. I know I am. And that's okay. And I think there's like a piece in accepting it. So I think for me, I'm just very intention over like goals.

And yeah. So I think my intentions for 2024 to just like keep growing, keep evolving. I mean, I'm doing some, like, big changes. I'm moving out of my apartment that I've been in for seven years. I want to travel more and, like, see where I, like, I feel like I'm going to live somewhere else, and I'm not fully sure where that is. I think I'm going to spend some time in L.A. Maybe in one of your bedrooms upstairs.

Who knows? Maybe, like, I don't know, but I'm really going to be, I think, like, my word is curious. Ooh. Yeah. That kills cats. Okay, well, I'm not cat. Curiosity. I'm a dog girl.

Kids to cats. That's true. You're dog, really. Good then. I love that, though. And I think you're right. Like, for people who have a mindset where you've struggled with something, like, you can't force yourself to do these big, audacious goals. That puts me in a position of, like, setting myself up for failure almost. Yeah. And it's not failure. But it's just like if you say you're going to put so much emphasis on like the success of it. Of course, you're going to feel like a little shit if it doesn't go exactly as planned. And like I worked for a company that was very goaly. oriented so I got super hyper fixated on that kind of a lifestyle and then I just really learned that it wasn't what worked for me it might work for other people and that's totally okay good for you not for me my word is reciprocity I had to ask what I to learn how to say that well Katie told me that word and I too had to ask what it meant she was like reciprocating which makes so much sense but I've never heard anyone say it well me either and so it's the practice of exchanging things with

others for mutual benefit now that could mean business opportunities that could mean relationships that could mean dog sharing owners like I want reciprocated respect and I want that from all the people in my life and I think that it it should be a very common thing but it's sadly in this day and age it's not at all no that's one of my words I also every year I keep being like intentional and I'm like that can be a word every year yeah I think that's a little bit more of like a broad word right I love that I think intentions are important but I think yeah like you could micro it down a little intentional dating okay I don't know so I posted in the off the vine group for stories asking some of their intentions and I thought these were really good ones so somebody

said live for me not for other people yes which that reminds me one of my favorite quotes and again I don't know where it's from but it's don't set yourself on fire to keep other people warm whoa yeah that one stuck like stuck with me when I heard it that is literally people on their deathbed their number one regret is living for other people and not themselves so who ever said I get like I do not live but like I oh I love helping other people and I love making other people are you a two on the enneagram I am a two three yeah yeah yeah but I'm more of a two okay somebody said speak more kindly about myself you're on brand with us yes let like happen. Oh, I love that. Let life happen. I do love that. Don't try and control it. Just let it happen.

I love that too. I thought that was a really good one. I agree. I also think like fear lives in the the future in the past. Totally. Not in the present. So like if you're in the present letting it happen very hard to do. But yeah, that's probably a lot better. Yeah. Also after talking with Aaron Trelor, remember you walked in on a podcast at the end? Oh God. Yeah. Like intention. Okay, intentional eating, intuitive eating. I feel like that's always something that I really try and think about because it actually makes me feel better. Like when my niece said to me, like, I just got to stop eating junk food.

I'm like, ooh, this is where like having conversations about food with a child. I'm like, so I'm like, well, does it fuel your body? Does it make you feel good? If it doesn't, yeah, we don't do that all the time. But like, you can still have the junk food because sometimes it's pleasurable in that moment and it feels good. But like, I think just overall thinking about like what fuels your body, what makes you feel good. And I started, like, panicking about having that conversation with her.

But I would, too, because it's so formative and it's tough. Like, I just remember the conversations that were, like, had with me at that age. Oh. Which, like, weren't so unhealthy. I remember watching, like, some, like, dance instructors or people I looked up to eating food and spitting it out. Oh, yeah. We both grew up in the dance world. So, hey, go, yeah.

There's some, yeah, crazy stuff. But, like, now, especially having my new kitchen, like, I love cooking in it. And actually, I'm surprised by how many people want my recipes. Like, I'll make the most simple salad. You are a great chef. I love making stuff. Like, I'm addicted to this new salad dressing that I make. Okay.

Because I'm... Spill the tea. Give us the recipe. It's so good. Okay, so I never buy just store-bought dressing anymore. Oh, neither do I. Same with pasta sauce. Like, unless it's tomato.

Have you heard of Primal Kitchen? Love. Okay. I'm obsessed with their avocado oil for salad dressings. Okay. So I do Primal Kitchen, avocado oil. I add a tiny dash of balsamic vinegar, a tiny dash of apple cider vinegar. then I squeeze in lemon and then I grind salt in there and then I take know how I grow my own basil I take basil I chop it up I put it in there then I chop up garlic into really little fine pieces put it in there tiny dash of hot sauce tiny dash of soy shake it up let it sit in my fridge I'm sold my mouth is watered yes I didn't mind and then you just make your like whatever salad that you like but no that sounds so versatile oh my god it's so good on any salad oh it's you don't even you don't need like the

dash of hot dash of soy but everything else it's so good no it sounds perfect it's so delicious oh also i really want to be more intentional about my podcasts okay i'm rebranding yeah i tried to do a little rebrand before but i feel like i made it happen too fast and now i want to like new space you know i'm new in the new home new studio i want like what are three words that are like going to embody the new rebrand okay community i want to like do more live podcast do more communicating with them have a like call in oh my god i love this yeah i want to be more you give great advice and like do i yes but like you maybe it's not always advice even but like you when i was going through my breakup you and i talked and you just like helped me feel so seen and heard and like that i wasn't

crazy for like the thoughts that you just go through in your head that are just normal and you're like am I overthinking this 100% I am overthinking this but like you you're like that's not unhuman right what it is human I don't know I got it I was like yes yeah yeah like I just feel I want to be there for people yeah I feel like you're like Oprah and Chelsea Handler oh Oprah and Chelsea handler I would love that yeah yeah I want to be like okay community I would like to be a little bit more like not unhinged unapologetic unapologetic even though I always say I am and but sometimes I do hold back and I think on my solo podcast I would like

to be a little more unapologetic and just really be honest with how I'm feeling and where I'm at in life and not fake. Or maybe vulnerable. Vulnerable. Yeah. Because I think unapologetic sometimes can be layered with like a like I don't give it what I do. But you, I think being vulnerable and just like telling your truth even if it's scary

which you do. Yeah. But I know what you're saying. Maybe like community, vulnerability and I want the structure of it to be a little more intentional. Like, I want to have one, like, I want to find really powerful women who have done cool stuff and started from nowhere. I want to bring in vinos for their own confessions. I want, like, I want more structure. So just elevated. Elevated. Elevated. Elevated, community, vulnerability. I love it. I love that. Yeah. Those are great pillars.

Thank you for asking me that question. Welcome. I'm good at this. I'm going to be dedicating one grape therapy episode a month to Vino Confessions. Obsessed. Yeah. So embarrassing stories, cringe moments, anything like super cringe, dark secrets, things you could never say out loud to anyone, you tell me. Wait, did you do the doorbell confession for the party? I didn't do my shit.

Well, the floor is yours for a confession now. Oh, no, my God was so juicy. I don't know if I want to put this on the internet. Paney was shook. Oh, I need to hear it. No shame. Dad, I'm so sorry. Dad doesn't listen.

I once masturbated on an airplane. I'm not, I'm not chucky by that. I thought about it once. Yeah. I, when I had full sex on an airplane. No,

you did. Oh. I told you didn't involve anyone else. Just myself. But I was texting someone and it just was a little, I was horny and it was hot. And was, were you in?

No, I was in the bathroom. You were like middle seat. That's when I said to Katie. She's like, you were beside. I was like, no, bitch. Oh, you went to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom. Not. Does that consider joining the Mile High Club?

I don't think so. You need P-NV for that or like scissors? Yeah, I think, I mean, I actually, community involved them. Get the pool. Hey, we would like to know out there. If you masturbate on a plane, did you join the Mile High Club? Or can we come up with another name for masturbating on a plane? Like the mile.

Actually, I don't even know. Am I a member? Like the mild masturbation club. But why is it called? It's just called the Mile High Club. Don't feel shame about masturbating a bathroom on a plane. Oh, I don't feel shame about it. Good. Okay. Because we hear it off the vine support. Yeah, self-pleasure, bitch. Yeah. That's hot.

It was hot. I'm not going to lie to you. Well, I was thinking maybe you were in like a lay-down overnight flight bed. How rich do you think I am? Well, I'm flying an economy tomorrow and you're in first class. The only reason I got to have sex on an airplane once was because the Bachelor had paid for our flight, first-class, lay-down bed overnight. Oh, yeah. Cuddling watching the backstreet boys. I think, bang, bang, the like, ding, the like, bang. Yeah, I would too. Yeah.

Well, I'm sorry, it wasn't salacious. Katie, that's a great confession, though. I think I expected something. It's hard because. I pulled out a dildo on a plane and put it in my ass and I was drunk. That's, like, from how you set it up, I thought it was going to be that juicy. Well, I have room for improvement. Wait, speaking of putting things in your butt.

What did you do? I have a confession that I'm actually, I'm not, like, fully embarrassing. about it's more hilarious but I was tired I was a little wine drunk you already know this story but the vinos don't is it recent it was about when I promoted anal beads this is one of my truly greatest like Alicia I love you this was the greatest gift I've ever gotten in my entire life I have this saved on my phone yeah I have played it for so many friends and I will never not laugh at it the vinos finally get to hear so I'm so glad I get to be here with this moment I would like to set this up by saying I am pro anal beads I am all four if you like your anal beads I'd actually

like butt stuff scares me I'm too scared of like pooping but I'm not I'm not yuck and you're yum so don't think I'm not pro anal beads but usually I have to approve all ads that are going to be on sponsors on my podcast I usually like to try them or like be like okay I can speak to this or I have my friends try them and let me know what you think I'm very crazy about what I promote and if I believe in them so when Alicia was like hey I'm really sorry this one extra ad got thrown in she goes so if you could just record that get them in by the end of the night I'd just come off a plane I was a little wine drunk I was so tired and I was so annoyed I had to do ads and I was like but I just got to get them in by the end of the night and so this was the last ad and I'm reading it

and I just go what and I'm like trying to really sell them like I even talk about how these anal beads make you levitate no don't give it away yeah I won't give it away you guys listen right here all right vinos it's about time i share one of my favorite new finds with you and that is burtled beads and that is burtled beads from the depths of the ocean floor to your bedroom drawer you'll thank me for this one i promise founded by pat's no founded by pat mayas a marine biologist with the knack for exploitation and a wildly creative mind burtled beads connects you to nature, connects you to nature without having to leave the house. These rich beads are filled with earth's natural minerals such as copper and gold to bring

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That is, B-E-R-T-A-L-Bids.com slash vine. Alicia, what the fuck? I trusted Alicia. Have you ever had a mid-afternoon bee? while you sandwich or something. With a sandwich in your hand. Pat my ass. I don't know if you caught that.

I was like Pat Maya's founder is pat my ass. Oh my God. I was crying. Sorry, my last camera died. So now I have to come to this holiday for the last five minutes of the fun. I'm not bad. But anyways, it was hilarious. What the best was after I said it, I was like, Alicia, what the fuck?

And then I was like, so. Anyways, burn a beads, that's V-E-R-T-A, go levitate, like I committed to it. The best, though, is once you got to when it said anal-beats, you were like... I was like, anal.

A-nil. A-n-l-beats! I was like, I-h-h-h-h-h-l-l-l-l-l-l-lid. From the ocean floor to your bedroom drawer. And then Alicia calls me after her. She was like, did you get the ads in? I was like, yeah.

She's like, any concerns? I'm like, no. I just want to go to. bad. She was like, not even that last ad. I was like, do you fucking make that up? I love it. I love it anytime. Tell everybody where they can get your press on nails. Oh, getquikies.com. She's not wearing them. She's a traitor. No, she wears them all the time. You do. Yeah. Getquikis.com. Get quickies on Instagram. Yeah. They're such a fun brand. Like the way you brand, the way you promote. Thank you.

The nails are bomb. Thank you. Everything about it is so good. I'm Caitlin Bristow. Your is now ending. And if I'm being honest, I wouldn't mind a rating in a movie.