Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Is Love Wirth It?

Episode Date: July 27, 2023

It’s American model Wirth Campbell’s first podcast ever and we promise it won’t let you down. Gym owner, TV personality, and Kaitlyn’s very close friend Wirth is finally joining the pod to talk about, among many other things, the most recent episode of Charity’s Bachelorette season! He was a fan of the show, which is how he actually first came to know Kaitlyn, but hadn’t watched in a hot minute and we’re getting all his franchise thoughts including his personal limo entrance, his opinion on “breakup blue,” and why it’s not hot to beg for validation. They’re also planning tattoos (naturally), talking about KB’s godson (Wirth’s child), his connection with Tim McGraw and Faith Hill (no biggie), and how he ended up as a cast member on Very Cavallari (WTF). They also talk about their first impressions of one another, his love story with Kat Campbell, and why he’s currently using a Tinder app for babies! Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: NUTRAFOL - For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering my listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code VINE. ROCKET MONEY - Cancel unwanted subscriptions – and manage your expenses the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/OTV.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Okay, let's talk about the original enemies to lovers story. Before all of our reality TV couples, before the rom-coms, we binge, there was Elizabeth Bennett and Mr. Darcy in pride and prejudice. And Audible has just dropped a brand new original that will have you completely hooked, I am. It's not just any audiobook. This is a full cast performance. So Marisa Abella, you might know her from industry, brings Elizabeth Bennett to life.

And Harris Dickinson from Baby Girl and Where the Crawdads sing is Mr. Darcy. And honestly, the chemistry, you guys, it's everything. Plus, you've got icons like Glenn Close, Bill Nye and Will Polter in the mix. Talk about a dream cast. Now, what I love is how Marissa pulls you right into Lizzie's world, her stubbornness, her wit, her messy family dynamics, and of course, her complicated feelings for Darcy. And with a vibrant new adaptation and original score by Grammy-nominated composer, it just feels so fresh and modern while still keeping that timeless Jane Austen charm.

So whether it's your first time experiencing Pride and Prejudice or you've read it a million times, you're going to fall absolutely in love all over again. So go listen to Pride and Prejudice now at audible.ca slash Jane Austen. This episode of Grape Therapy is brought to you by Nutraful. For limited time, NutriFle is offering my listeners $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutraful.com and enter promo code Vine and rocket money. Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way. by going to rocketmoney.com slash OTV. I'm Caitlin Bristow. Your session is now starting.

And why it's healthy? Does it feel like. First five seconds? Pretty good so far. I'm excited. I obviously have a lot. podcasted with your wife so many times, but I was doing research, as I always do for podcasting. And usually for Kat, I'm like, I know everything. And I was like, what can I get on worth

that? Like, I wouldn't already know. There's so much I didn't know about you. Oh, wow. That's great, because I thought you pretty much knew. No. Enough. There's a lot of stuff on you. So, we call the listeners, Vino's, as you probably know. Oh, yeah, you were there when I got the tattoo. But we also call them the Baylens. So if you could just look into that camera and say, good morning, Bailens. Good morning, Bailens. He did it. I got him to do it.

Well, welcome to grape therapy. Obviously, everybody watching and listening, I'm your host, Caitlin Bristow, and my guest today is an American model. Oh, God. Television personality, best known for appearing in TV series, Very Cavalry. He is my best friend's husband, father of my godson. One of my best friends, too, I would consider you family at this point. All around good dude, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Worth Campbell is in the building.

I'll take it. That was good. I could have done better. I'm not sure where we were going. Tough start. We got there. We'll continue to warm you up through this podcast. I like to lube people up with alcohol, and I don't think you're capable, though.

I think you could drink 20 of those and feel nothing. I should have just piled them up behind. Oh, you know what I should have done? I just got you like a bottle of tequila. Oh, no, we're drinking too much tequila tonight. Tequila's going. So Worth and I are having, well, and Kat and a few of our friends, we're doing tacos, tequila, and tattoos tonight. Yes.

What are you going to get tattoo? Taco Tuesday. Taco Tatto Tuesday. TBD. We don't know what you're getting? Well, I do. I have four or five things that I want, so it just depends on what cat says. Oh.

So we'll see what she gives you okay to. I thought you're going to say it's going to be like when you're in the moment, but no, it's what cat says. That's you. That's what I'm going to do because I definitely know I'm getting down my spine, which we've talked about so many times. But what are you getting? No rain, no flowers down my spine. And then I want some sort of moon crescent. The one you sent?

Yes. Do you want them both with the dots or was that just kind of like a rough? No, I want the dots. I like it. Where are we going on with that? I think my shoulder. Okay. But I don't know how many tattoos this guy's going to have time for.

We got three hours. We have three hours? Three hours and we got like six of us. Six of us. And I think you and I have super simple ones. Yeah. And I feel like it can be quick because he does really fine lines. Wesley.

He's on Instagram. It's like Wolf something. Wild West. Oh. That was way off. Bit off. Wild West with a Y. Wild West with a Y.

And he does really beautiful work. So he's coming over tonight. And I'm so. excited. I'm excited you're podcasting with me. Like I said earlier, I can't believe you haven't yet. Are you offended that I haven't asked you after all these years? No, no, I completely understood. Are you scared of your first one and maybe you get canceled on your very first podcast ever? We're going to do our best not to. Yeah, I mean, I saw my DMs got the, got the slide and it says, you know, Caitlin Bristow, although it's your off the vine. I was like, why did Caitlin go

to my request and why did she change your profile photo? I thought it was off the vine. Oh, and it was off the vine. And I was on it. You're like, wait a second. I was like, I guess I could pretend that I didn't see it if I don't want to do it. Yeah. I was wondering, though, if you actually wanted to do this because I don't ever want to force my friends into podcasting. But I feel like you're always the guy. You're always in my stories.

We all know your Chandler's dad, your cat's husband. But everyone's like, but who is worth? Because let me tell you when I Googled you. American model. Of course. There you go. And my first, but my first impression of you, so I'm. met Kat, you know our friend

anniversary more than I do. It was. It was. It was. Four years. Last month or something, four years? Four years. And when I first met Kat, we were about to get married. No, you're about to get married. And I remember looking you up on Instagram and I was like, oh no. Like, not good. I was like, no. I was like, this guy's a douche. My bad. Because I judged a book by Sky because you were an Instagram model, but you were really good model.

Kat's friends did the same thing. Then when you get to know you, you're just like such a Jim and like I appreciate that you're like a sweet I kind of like that people think the other first you know you set the bar in hell yeah like Kat's friends when we first met she said hey this guy's coming into town like oh pull them up on Instagram because that's what you do and she did and they're like so cat like this dude's going to absolutely screw you over like he is a fuck boy like have fun but like it's just this doesn't seem good as a friend we're telling you and did cat know because she'd obviously hung out with you and met you but did she know at that point like was she still questioning? But she hadn't. I mean, because we went to high school together. But when we were in high

school, I was a freshman and she was older. So fast forward 10 years, we ran into each other at a bar in Atlanta. Right. And we talked for briefly. Yeah. After she slid into my DMs. Then we met at the bar. She slid into your DMs asking to meet at the bar? Um, somewhat. I, I, I threw, you know, I threw the bait out, you know, a little selfie in the car. Atlanta bound. That'll do it. Just let everybody I know. I am coming to Atlanta. Were you hoping she saw that? Of course. Oh, okay, okay.

And I got hit back with a hot Lana. I was like... You're like, hot Lana is right. I was like, Kat Raswell, just DM me. Because you went to high school with her, so you knew she was Cat Braswell. She was the girl. And so I was like, hey, so you know, DM and I'm like, this is where I'm going tonight. And she was like, oh, well, my friends and I don't really go to that bar.

I'm like, well, okay, maybe I'll try again later. but what do you know they ended up she's like my friends just happened to want to go to that bar that night and i was like wow i love this and i had been to a tacky christmas sweater party so i was wearing a llama christmas sweater why the llama it was tacky oh yeah got it makes sense and um so that's when we remet 10 years later and then chatted a little bit i love that when our separate ways although i tried didn't work and um when our separate ways talked for a month after that, didn't see each other, talked every day. And then on Christmas, I sent her a text and I was like, she stopped responding.

I was like, if she responds tomorrow morning, might have to marry this girl. And boom, she responds, sorry, fell asleep. Hookline and sinker. I was like, I'm in, let's do it. I'm there. And now you have you married her. Now you have a baby and another one on the way. Flew flew straight to Atlanta, first date.

Cute. And it was just like right away. Because that's crazy that she was the it girl in high school. You had a crush on her. For my Canadian listeners, I still get confused. Is freshman the 10th grade? Nine. So first, so freshman, sophomore, junior, senior.

And what was she? A senior. Oh, get it. Yes. You know. Because in Canada, we started 10th grade as high school. We don't do the freshman, sophomore, whatever, all that. Okay.

So you were into her 10 years later, you guys are married with two babies. Well, 10 years later, we meet. And then. Oh, and now. What, five years? Yeah, fourth anniversary coming up in two months? September 16th. 14th.

I always do that. It was on, though. That's pretty good. No, because it's my mom and Rob's anniversary. That's one of the tattoos that I may get. My mom and Rob's anniversary. That's the plan. You're going to get the anniversary?

Yeah, I think so. But that's nice. But I'm deciding between our, like, first date, first kiss, first day we talked every day for the rest of our life. Because you are such a guy. You remember every date and detail. I like to, yeah. It's really. cute so oh my gosh so you have all these dates that you want you should just get them all

i could just that's what i do on my on my ribs i have my mom's birthday my dad's birthday my sister's birthday you could just get them all so the first day our first date was also our first kiss and then we also have talked every day since then wow and it was also my dad's 72nd birthday what so like hey oh okay so you definitely need that date tattooed on you because then it has so many meanings i agree oh that's cute my gosh it's so funny Because when I said that I was podcasting with you, people had so many questions because they obviously have just followed along, like, me being a godmother. It's so funny. Ferry.

I was going to suggest maybe a fairy tattoo coming soon. I'm going to do a fairy. I'll do a fairy tonight. Done. Okay, done. Oh, my gosh. How did I not think of that? It's a fairy.

I don't know. It's okay. Kate, that's a great idea. Because can we tell the story? It's sad, but it gave everybody a little bit of a laugh. Sure. Okay, I'm not the most godly woman out there. So, sad situation.

Obviously, everybody knows because I've talked about it on a podcast, but Kat's dad was in hospice, and I was over there to just, like, say goodbye and see you guys. And bring us the best dinner. Oh, yeah, and I brought some home-cooked meals. That was nice. Not nice of me, but nice that I could do that. So I don't know. I'm supposed to be your son's godmother, which if you look up the term, Godmother is supposed to teach the child about God and like I mean I haven't looked up the term but clearly you have I'm going to Google it I'm going to Google give it a Google what is the role of a godmother I mean it's probably going to be straight up say the responsibilities of a godmother the main task was to promise to care for the child oh should the parents die okay that I was going to say that but I didn't want to go that oh yeah but it also says takes responsibility for their religious education so let's keep that part of mind

So we're all sitting around and they say, well, the chaplain's going to come over. And I was like, okay, I'll head out. And I was like, so the chaplain, I was like, oh, Dr. Chaplin is that who did your dad's brain surgery? And they were like, a chaplain is somebody that like comes and blesses somebody before they pass, right? And I was like, oh, Dr. Chaplin who did the surgery. And everyone was like, that's Chandler's godmother. Dr. Chapman, anytime I hear the word chaplain, I tell that story, even if they don't know you, which most people do at this point. Hey, you know, Kaylin, I got to tell you this one.

Because it was such a light moment in such a heavy time. That's true. We all had a very good chuckle about it. We did. And we still are, clearly. And it's the gift that keeps on giving. Heck, we're going to unfollow. Maybe we don't do that in Canada.

Maybe we don't have chaplains in Canada. Y'all don't do godparents, right? We do. Okay. It's not as much of a thing as it is here. But, like, my aunt is my godmother. It's just, I don't know. My aunt was my godmother.

Yeah. Do you call her fairy? No. Oh, missed opportunity. Yeah, it really was. Oh, okay. Okay, millions of Americans experience thinning hair. Okay, millions.

I'm one of them. I used to feel alone. You've heard we say it. It's not just common. It's actually normal. But among women, it's not openly talked about as much. And going through it, it can feel lonely, frustrating. So why don't you join me in the thousands of women that are doing something about it with Nutrafol?

Neutrophol is the number one dermatologist recommended hair growth supplement that's clinically shown to improve visible thickness and strength. I personally love Nutrafol. It's been a part of my routine for three years now, from postpartum to menopause. No matter what your life stages, Nutraful has four unique formulas to support women. Each is physician formulated using a drug-free science-backed ingredients so you get the most reliable results. And you can go to Nutraful.com to take their quiz and identify causes of your thinning hair. Nutraful will give you a personalized plan for better hair growth through their whole body health approach. Nutraful supports healthy hair growth from within. by targeting root causes of thinning, stress, hormones, environment, nutrition, lifestyle, and

metabolism through whole body health. So take the first step to visibly thicker, healthier hair for a limited time. Nutraful is offering my listeners $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code Vine. Find out why over 4,000 healthcare professionals recommend Nutraful for healthier hair. Nutraful.com, spelled N-U-T-R-A-F-O-L dot com promo code Vine. That's Nutraful.com promo code Vine. Grab a coffee and discover non-stop action with BudMGM Casino. Check out our hottest exclusive. Friends of one with Multi-Drop.

Once even more options. Play our wide variety of table games. Or head over to the arcade for nostalgic casino thrills only available at BetMGM. Download the BetMGM Ontario app today. 19 plus to wager, Ontario only. Please play responsibly. If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connix Ontario at 1866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor, free of charge.

But MGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario. but people and by people i mean alicia too really wanted to know they're like how do you guys always on a private jet and i was like alicia just said thanks because she was like embarrassed do you get to just access that whenever you want people are really intrigued by people having a private jet do you guys get to just take it or do you have to like plan when you go i don't understand how private jets work even though i'm going on yours in like two days there are lots of different ways they can work i mean you can own you can own one outright And that's obviously completely on your schedule.

Yeah. And then they have all these different, a bunch of different, won't say all the names, but a bunch of different companies where you are pretty much have a membership and you're leasing a plane. You pay a certain amount for miles, gas, pilots. So my dad is a member of some of those. And then he's also a co-owner on a plane with another family. So the plane that we're on the majority of the time, we share with another family. So when they're not using it, then we have full access and vice versa.

So if they're using it, then a lot of times. This weekend, we're going to be flying on a different company. Really? So it would be a different one. It'll be a different one. Oh, I think some people watched you on Barry Cavalry, which is funny because my friends, even Alicia and who else was it yesterday, messaged me. And they're like, I had no idea worth was on that show.

And I was like, I guess how would you know, unless you watched it? Like, obviously it was big in Nashville. But how did you get involved to go on Kristen's show? Because people thought you, I think you guys took the jet or something on there and went out to Florida. Yeah. Okay. Okay, so people were asking about that. Just a mutual friend.

Mark Block, mutual friend. A modeling agency. Yeah. So a lot of us were represented by Mark, but a lot actually worked for Kristen. And I was kind of in Nashville modeling, kind of doing some side stuff. And he reached out and he's like, hey, would you, you know, have any interest? He pretty much said, hey, you do have interest because this is an awesome opportunity. Yeah.

And I said, amazing. And so I kind of became the, like, handyman for Uncommon James. Oh, the handyman. I was going to ask us if I said you were an employer. Exactly. So I was like, oh, you know, I'll be the handyman, but like I really, like, helped a lot. I felt good that I could actually do something, not like, oh, let's make this fake. Carried in a bunch of boxes.

But we had to like load in the whole, her whole store because it was just, it was the opening of her store. And that's how I found our gym next door. Got it. That was an empty space. And that was actually like our production side. So like wall in between. when they'd be filming next door, the rest of us would be just like hanging out with production on the other side.

And I'm like, wow, this is perfect. I'm looking for about 5,000 feet, how much, 4,996, amazing. Why is it called TrueMap again? It's like Tim McGraths. Yeah, Tim McGraths brand. So he partnered with the company back in 2018, I guess, 18, and his daughter was my sister's age. So we were family friends growing up. My dad and Tim coached basketball, softball.

Really? Yeah, it was amazing. I mean, I watched Tim get thrown out of it. third grade girls basketball game but it was like a young ref and they weren't really sure who he was and he just get so into it it's not like he did anything bad he was just really into it yeah the other team like yesterday other team was fouling him bad and he looks down at my dad and my dad was the head coach and tim was the assistant coach so tim would look down the vent and he looks down and he goes vick can i call time out my dad's like yeah sure go for it and so he called the time out and the girls are

walking over to me. He just walked right past the girls to the ref and just starts getting upset the ref. Ref throws him out of the game. My dad walks out of the ref. He's like, I know you may not know who he is, but you don't want to throw him out. The kid's like, don't care. He's out. And I'm like, there was third grade girls basketball game. Tim's out. But just an awesome, awesome guy. So that's amazing. Long story for a short story, family friends. He was opening a gym and I just reached out and said, what can I do? I want to get in the industry and fast forward five years. And yeah, so now I own that location. He still owns the true Mav brand name. Can we get Tim on my podcast? It would be nice. That'd be cool. He's the man. He really is. Well, I only met him that one time with you and your dad at

waiting for wishes. He like came in. Does he have something to do with waiting for wishes? Or did he just make a special little appearance? It was just kind of like the grand finale year. And so we were like, what can we do, Kevin Carter? And he's like, if you can get Tim here, like, that'd be great. And he did. And he showed up and that was cool. I freaked out because first of all, I like to think I have to cool in front of people who are somebody's and when I saw Tim McGraw I was like oh fuck that I'm not acting cool I was like selfieing with him well I mean George Kittle who's pretty cool he came over he's like am I cool to get a photo with Tim I was like absolutely yeah absolutely oh my gosh Tim and his butt okay I'll stop he seems like he just has a good heart and him in faith like

couples of goals they're just so down to earth down to earth people they get kicked out of third grade basketball games I remember when like she left a message on our and answering machine saying hey you know Tim and my daughter Gracie just moved to Ensworth our school we heard that Vic coaches and Tim would love to get you know involved and we're like sitting there eating dinner one night we would just like play the voicemails and then it's like hey this is Faith Hill and we all just kind of stop and then she's like finishing and we're all just kind of sitting there we're like like Faith Hill like we're like we someone should call it back like right now that's kind of cool you guys played cool like we

didn't answer right away whoa that was we missed a call you were around in the time of answering machines? I feel like you're so young. We would literally, we'd sit down at dinner and like press play and we'd just be like talking. It'd be in the background just because you'd have to like clear the and then it comes on, hey, this is Faith Hill. We're all like, excuse me. That is amazing.

Just the absolute nicest. So him, my dad coached the girls all the way through and, you know, after every game, whatever it was, the other team would line up to shake hands and they all just wanted a photo. So they'd all like go through and they'd like look at their hand after they shook it. And then every team he would take a photo with. Wow. Wow. So like huge beauty. He's the man.

Wow. That's really nice. So you were in what grade if Meredith was in the third grade? So when she was in third, I would have been in eighth grade, I guess. Because pictures. So was it like an actual camera at the time, not selfies? Actual camera. Yeah, probably so.

Cool. I think when did you get your first phone? With a camera? Yeah. Oh my gosh. I was probably in the 11th grade. Really? Yeah.

But you're like seven years younger than me. Oh, six. Yeah. I remember when they first came out. I was like, I'm going to need, went straight to radio shack. Why is everybody younger than me just so much more like ahead in life with children and married and families? And I'm just over here. And I'm duty.

Oh, yeah. It makes me a really good fairy. The best fairy. I'm not sure I've ever been so obsessed with a child that to the point where I need to stop smothering him. You don't need to stop. It is tough. I mean, when he's. He's the freaking cutest little baby.

and he just got the best cheeks and he's just so sweet yes he's the sweet and that's one thing like cat and i always say we talk about right he's got to stay sweet and i think he will but he's just the sweetest boy the sweetest i mean your girl's gonna be so spicy i know it's gonna be something else i've got a couple buddies that have girls and they're like you are in for it oh especially you think you're so into chandler and like you still will be but this is like get ready oh because she's gonna be wrapped around your little fingers yeah well you always wanted to be a girl dad well i was so sure that Chandler was going to be a girl. Because you were going to name the girl, Chandler, even if it was a girl or boy, which I love.

Do you guys have names for this one? I know last time we talked to you were on the fence, but if you don't have to say about it, you don't have to say it. Yeah, we're bouncing around. I don't think we're solid on any. We probably got three or four, but we downloaded an app. It's like a baby Tinder, so you swipe on names. And you can connect with your partner. So Kat and I can see which ones you match on.

Okay. Wait, so Whitney, you met Whitney. Remember when she came in Nashville? She created a whole spreadsheet and made that kind of system for her and Ricky. I remember her saying that. It's great. We got it last week. We're just, some of the names are pretty out there, but you put in the last name and the gender.

And it goes. Swipe away, yeah. And then it'll show you which ones y'all match up on. Wow. Yeah, 2020, man. Yeah, that's crazy. Let's talk about when we met because this is so funny because now we're like best friends and family. And you have photos from when I came off the show.

when I was serving tables at waiting for Wish's Charity event and you were in the background. We need to find that because we need to post it on Off the Vine Instagram. You would watch my season. I already told you my first impression of you. So what was your first impression of me? I mean, I loved you. What do you mean?

Like when you saw me? I mean, we would literally, I've told you this. We would get all the guys in our living room at Auburn, lock the front door and watch your show, you know, pour some nice red wine. by nice red wine, just red wine. Yeah, box. And we'd watch it, and if anybody came to the door,

we'd switch it to sports or video games, so we'll click and open. I'll be like, I don't know who locked the door, that's on us. My bad. And then, you know, right back to it. Isn't that funny? Because I remember you saying, like, and there's photos.

You're literally in the background of photos when I had no idea who you were. And now at the level, right, I'm like, now we're getting tattoos together. And the photo, it's like, I'm trying to, like, I'm trying to, like, I'm not worried about this. Like, you're like right next to you. on your site 23 24 yeah you're just a little baby and I that's so funny yeah we got to find

those pictures and post them oh we've got them so obviously you were a fan of the show but you haven't watched in a while because I haven't watched in a while I made you watch this episode you did and I mean it's I enjoyed it it was entertaining it was entertaining yeah I'm obsessed with charity to a point where it's like Chandler she's so sweet but she's uncomfortably pretty like it doesn't even seem real and the way she just I've talked about her a million times on this podcast, but just the way she handles herself as the lead of a television show is just incredible. It's just incredible.

She was born to do this. Like, she has that star quality when she walks into her and you're like, oh my gosh. She's just it. So I'm glad you enjoyed it. But the guys, I love Doughton and I love Joey. Correct. Xavier, I was like, we did not get to know you at all. And now you're going to meet her family.

And maybe they had more time. We just didn't see it. And who's the fourth one? Her family or their family? They're families. They're, okay. Aaron. Oh, Aaron B.

Oh, I love him, actually. Aaron is, yes. Okay, so Xavier's the only one that I really feel like I don't know. But Aaron B, I loved from day one. Yes. Have you been in New Orleans? New Orleans. How do you say it?

New Orleans. New Orleans. New Orleans. New Orleans. Have I been? Yeah. It's so close to here. It is.

Because you're born and raised in Nashville. I might go next month. I have been, but not for an extended. A couple bachelor parties that were, you know. A good time, but they're bachelor parties. The only time I've been was for. for Dancing with the SARS tour. We stopped there and we went out to like a bar, but...

The food's fantastic. The food is great. There's good entertainment, good drinks, but... And everyone only knows Bourbon Street. When you go to a bachelor party, that's where you go. Which, cool, but I haven't been to see the rest. Do you think it's a romantic place, like, to fall in love on the bachelor? I don't necessarily think I would put it up there at all in any way, shape, or form, but...

Well, when I was watching, I was like, who runs a marathon to fall in love? That would be like, that would bring out the worst in me. I would fall right out of love in a marathon. Yeah. And you're a fitness guy, and he was still fall out of love on a marathon. Yeah, that's tough. I feel like they'd put you on the marathon. There's no way they actually ran.

Like, it was like a half marathon. No way they like. No, there was a golf cart involved that we didn't see. Had, or yes. Something like that. If you were on The Bachelorette ever, what would you do outside of walk out of the limo? Oh, gosh. We've talked about this before and I said come back to me.

I think you were the one that came up with the idea with me that if I was to do it again, I would ghost ride the whip. Yeah. Wasn't that it? Yes. Yes. That would be fantastic. I could see you doing that. That would be good.

I would have to do some kind of, I think I'd have to go with a worth pun, you know? Oh, worth pun. Yeah. I just have to. That's fair. Because it'd be so cheesy, but they'd be like, worth. I'm worth millions. Worth millions.

Worth your time. I'm worth it. Baby I'm worth it. I play that in the background. Bring my boombox. Okay. I like that. You like that?

Yeah. Okay. I like that. I mean, obviously, it's never going to happen, but we like a hypothetical right here. Love a hypothetical. All right. So in a year, 2021. We all have plenty of subscriptions, whether it's for the TV show we wanted to watch or the

skincare product we wanted to try. Literally everything is a subscription. And that can be helpful, but it can also mean that you forget to cancel sometimes. Or no, just me. I don't know. I know we all do it. And Rocket Money can actually help you with that. They've helped me find a couple of subscriptions. Actually, I completely forgot about. And they canceled them for me. So that can be really annoying process. So thank you, Rocket Money. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that fines and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills all in one place. And over 80% of people have subscriptions that they forget about, and chances are like me, you're one of them. It's okay. It's not just you. Over 3 million people have used

rocket money saving the average person up to $720 a year, and that's a lot of money to be spent on things you actually want and need versus things that you just forgot about. It's super easy to use and who doesn't want to save some money? So stop throwing away your money, people, okay? Cancel unwanted and manage your expenses the easy way by going to rocketmoney.com slash oTV that's rocketmoney dot com slash o tv rocket money dot com slash o tv so what's it like to be the mom of four little girls and the wife of an NFL quarterback well it's absolute insanity in the best possible way but you can hear that for yourself when you listen to my podcast the morning after with me kelly stafford and yes matthew joins sometimes too it's parenting it's marriage it's friendships

and it's football it's our life so check out the morning after with me kelly stafford at apple podcast spotify amazon music or wherever you listen to your podcast we were talking before we started recording about joey alicia was asking me like is there a strategy to picking the one-on-one dates which there is and there so i think the strategy and this is how it was for me is you either really want that person in some alone time or you want to to see if you can get there and probably send them home. Right. Yeah.

So I think when she picks somebody, like when the two-on-one... I was going to say, how do you do that? Do you pick one that you're high on one, you're not? No. Or do you kind of pick these two, like lukewarm. The two-on-one. Wow. That makes sense, then.

Because it's whatever would make the best TV because a two-on-one is so dramatic and you want somebody that's going to be over the top, like, oh, I'm better than this person and the other guy being like, obviously that guy's not going to get the rose. And it's this battle of the two-on-one. And this one was very cordial, though. It was. I was like boring. It was pretty boring.

Yeah. It was just kind of like it happened. And then I thought it wasn't over. And then it was like, oh, did I miss it? And then when Sean comes up and he's like, I'm leaving now, I thought he was like, I'm going home. And then he starts making out with her. And I was like, are you, you're leaving like, like you're ending the show? And then you're just kissing her.

I was so confused. But I don't know. I felt like I already knew he was a goner because he's blonde. And she clearly is into. the tall, dark hair, handsome men. Like, he was the only blonde where I was like, oh. I do have a question for you. Tell me.

Has it ever worked where the guy goes to the room to beg for them to like them more? Has it ever panned out? That's a good question. No? Like, I get it. Like, I'm watching it. And I'm like, you know what? I appreciate how much he likes her and feels confident.

And, you know, wants validation. But, like, to go to the, like, I feel like you're just saying, like, hey, I'm I promise you can like me more. Yeah. And she's like, it's not there. And he's like, we can. We can. I definitely think we can get there.

If you need to go ask for validation, it's probably not good because you will find a way as the Bachelorette to show validation, whether that's like a behind the like camera, like little rub on the back or like a look. You will get the validation. So for any guys who are listening to this podcast. If you're not getting it. If you're not getting validation, don't beg for it. Start drinking.

Just start enjoying your drinks and call it a... Have fun in New Orleans. Yeah, because she might like you more if you just do that. Honestly, she... She's like, wait, why are you not paying attention to me? We all know how the mind games work. But yeah, I'm watching that. He's like, I'm going to a room.

I'm like, oh, no, I like, I kind of appreciated how much you care. And I'm like, well, we know what... We've seen this episode before. That's a good point. The producers are probably like, yeah, go. He's like, can either. Can you? Yeah.

Absolutely can. In fact, wait one second. Let us get. cameras in the room. And when she says she doesn't think y'all can get there, please say you can. Tell her you need more time. Did you see what Jason did on Becca season? No.

I still haven't watched Jason's because he told me not to. Oh, he did? I need to. Oh, no, he was great on it. Okay, I need to. Oh, he was great. It's just a guy thing. He's like, oh, don't watch my scene.

Just like I say very clever. I'm like, oh, don't watch. Well, I actually do want to go back and watch you on that now. But I think he did great on the season. The ending was kind of that, though, which I thought was cute. But at the same time, it was like it was already done. but after she sent him home he came back with a scrapbook oh wow i shouldn't have told you that oh wow i'm gonna watch it he came back with a scrapbook and was like you sure and they like

looked through the scrapbook together i thought it was really cute and then she said yes and she was like sorry and he was like all right and then what was the scrapbook of like their memories together like who was taking the photos the producers oh and they helped him put it together well And then when he was leaving, he's like, can I make a scrapbook? They're like, absolutely. We already made it for you. We'll get all the cameras on you. And I remember watching.

And when he was walking out the door, he shut the dirty, he was like, all right. Well, see you later. Take care. And now it's like this whole thing is really funny. Take care. Take care now. Yeah, going through it and still take care. It's really cute.

I thought it was really funny. Wow. I will be watching that. Okay, what else did they do? Oh, they got a tarot card reading again. Tell me those cards. weren't placed. And then, yeah.

Even though I love a tarot card. I was about to say, I'm watching that. I'm like, Caitlin is enjoying this. Everything terrible. I'm literally getting the moon tattooed on me because I talk to it every night. Oh, you know this. I send you these emails that I get sometimes where I'll be thinking something and I'll get an email that pops up and it's like, Caitlin, are you thinking this?

And I'm like, what the hell? Yeah, those are weird. Those are weird. I said it because you're like, wait, that is someone's like. We talked about it one time and now you've sent me like at least 15. And then it'll be like, choose your card and see how you're feeling. today and I'm like it's just like obviously an email where I click and then I believe what card turns over so yeah it's a big fan of the tarot cards you put cat and I in a group chat

one time she's like what is Caitlin sending us I'm like oh yeah you haven't been on this group chat this is like number 20 and she's like what does this even mean I'm like walking you're through like so this is the email this is this under it she's like the whatever card what's that mean I'm like no no that's not what you're looking at she's like how do you know this I'm like why she getting the death card yeah she's like death card where did you see Caitlin's I was like, no, I haven't. You need to look at it. It's a death card.

I'm like, oh, well, it's probably her. Okay, Kat, get up with the tarot card readings. But I was like, I love that they're going to do tarot cards. I don't know. It is my shit. Actually, Alicia and I, Alicia, you're getting a lot of attention in this podcast right now. We'll do when we have our weekly meeting. Sometimes we'll pull cards for each other and we get really into it, as you can imagine.

Like when they're doing that reading and then they just, you know, start making out. Like, is that awkward? Yes. Does it get less awkward as the season goes on? A little bit. Just because you're like at this point. Yeah, you stop caring as much. There was a good amount of kissing last night.

Like in front of people, behind people while someone's talking to the camera. The poetry guy is sitting there and it's like the back of his head and they're just making out and he's like, I'm staring at them. I was like, oh, God. You do get a little used to it. Yeah. So once I hosted for a couple seasons, I remember going behind this curtain to the production room and there's cameras on everyone at all times and you hear everything.

Even if somebody thinks they're whispering and you can't hear them, you can. and somebody's watching everybody would do that like very cavalry like but it didn't yeah you go like oh they won't hear me if I do this yes they do they hear everything and they see everything and when I saw that I was like then they're behind you in two seconds she's like accident I turn my mic off yeah whoops when I go to the bathroom I'm like hi you can hear me pee and like oh my gosh it's so awkward that I realized how much they heard and I remember one time I was so embarrassed because I was making out with Chris souls we're in an elevator and we thought we had like 30 seconds to ourselves and so we start making out and he puts his hand in my hair and I had so many extensions in and he was like oh he like you can tell he's kind of disappointed I went Elon made me put them in for TV I like totally blamed a producer and then now I'm like oh he heard me just like throw him under the bus for my own

yeah it's embarrassing anyways we already talked about the two on one it was boring I feel like the real stars of the show was Captain Tom Captain Tom and the alligators yeah I think he was He was like, hey, two-on-one, can I get in there? I was like, he would. Captain Tom. He was something else. Made a name for himself. I feel like they do a lot of boats.

I did a boat on my two-on-one. Who's my two-on-one? J-J and Joe Bailey. Joe, I've told you, Joe Bailey played basketball in college for my uncle. I forgot. Tennessee Martin. I wonder what Joe Bailey is doing these days. I asked my uncle last time I saw him.

I think he has like a farm, horse farm or something. I could be completely wrong. No, he does. He does have a farm, and I'll never forget because he's. He was on Paradise, and people were bullying him because him and this girl, Samantha, had a whole thing, and people hated them. And people were throwing, like, dead animals into his farm when they found out where he lived. Not cool. That's f***ed up.

Not cool. Ew. I mean, a good guy. Oh, he was awesome. He wore his emotions, honestly. Yeah, he did. And he was hilarious. Really funny.

A lot of my bloopers on that season were with him. And he would literally be, like, making out with me. And then he'd be like, I'm sorry, sweetheart. I got to take a piss. And he'd, like, go in the bushes and just, like, whip out his week. And I was like, hot. He's funny. That was like a must watch.

Like, yeah, because he played for my uncle. I was like, wait, no. And, you know, hadn't seen him. And, you know, and I was however old watching the game. Yeah. And then it's like showing who's, I'm like, Joe, Joe Bailey. Joe, Joe Bailey. Oh my gosh.

Random. And then he's like hilarious. I'm like, this is amazing. This is so good. Yeah, he was really funny TV. I worry about him because he got so bullied on the last time he was on TV. Did he end up with someone? I don't think so.

I do wonder what he's doing now. gonna look them up and then people always think when you go to these places like i can't say it new orleans new orleans that's great someone the other day we're talking about it rachel new orleans they were going to new orleans wait so did charity new orleans yeah i mean it's not i don't know if it's wrong it's like caribbean yeah okay i say new orleans but okay well new orleans people think when you go to these places you get to like at least they get to go explore the city and like they're hanging out in cool places no you're locked up in a hotel and you don't get to go anywhere you're just some cool places you got to go do they still go like yeah i wonder i think

they'll go like later and like for hometowns they'll go wherever but then for the final three they usually go somewhere pretty exotic cool which i guess what during covid that was really the only time they were just yeah oh my god of course the seasons i hosted i was stuck in the fainriott hotel and freaking stand it where was i i don't even know uh was it new mexico new mexico was it yeah and it was the worst food in the hotel and the weather was scared and remember you're like see y'all in like three months yeah we're like okay I kept leaving you guys it was like dancing with the stars dancing with the stars tour hosting hosting now you're like cake you can leave now Caitlin yeah no we're sucking it

all up I really like dotten I think he is tall handsome charming really loves charity I get so scared for these guys that their hearts are going to get broken you got a couple guys that are all in yeah I just don't understand the Xavier thing but hey well maybe it's some off camera behind scenes that's why i only met two families and you know yeah there must be something we're messing like like like i'm watching being like she's like oh what scares you oh being with someone why because i've never done it i'm like well yeah no shit and then i was sure it was going to be like well because of that i can't give you a rose and for that reason i'm out yeah and for that reason she was not out i was like oh wow this

oh that took a turn i'm okay literally say something like i've never been with somebody for the rest of my life or something like that yeah it scares me to be with someone for the rest of my life and she says why he's like because i never have been what was her reaction i don't you remember well you could tell she was almost kind of sarcastic she's like oh okay well and then i was like she's about to ask him but she never really like hit him hard and yeah i mean who knows he's being honest there are a couple good ones left there are we're i'm so worried for them to get their heartbroken okay then there's a group date charity in that purple dress i mean do i have a crush on charity I might. I might. Every time I's here, I'm like,

she's cute. She's perfect. Like, yes. She's even more perfect in person. I don't get it. Anyways. And everyone was like, you get that post-charity glow after you hang out with her. I'm like, I get that. After watching her. Okay, I got to stop. I got to take a neon charity. Aaron got the group date rose. That was predictable. People are talking about the breakup blue. Apparently there's a theme of wearing blue when somebody gets broken up with. The guy wears blue? Yeah. Really?

Or is it the girl, Alicia? Oh. Okay, so Becca Kufrin, when Ari broke up with her, Hannah, when, like, all these breakups happened, somebody's wearing blue. And when they broke up with Tanner, Charity was wearing blue. What did you think of Tanner? I had high hopes for Tanner because when I first saw him on the show, I was like, he's really cute and tall and seems sweet, and I thought he was going to be the underdog.

He's a trainer. Oh, is he? Yeah. Gave him props for that. See, I have mixed feelings. No, right. Yeah, that's okay. I was like, okay, I like him, but he seemed kind of robotic.

Yeah, he did. Like, it was just kind of, like, not genuine. Seemed nice. Right. But, like, I know what I'm supposed to say, and I'm going to say what I think I'm supposed to say. And if I don't know what I'm supposed to say, I'm going to be quiet. Yeah, and it didn't seem like he really had, like, the heart felt behind it.

That's true. Could be wrong. But, like, in the episode I watched last night, I was like, this guy's going. No, I felt the same way. There's not enough, like, passion in, like, what he's saying. Or death. Just seems kind of, yeah. And again, could be wrong, but we're just going off a television edit.

Like, I was really hard on Braden because he wore these, like, crazy earrings. And then somebody called me out, and I appreciate it because I'll take a call out if it's necessary. And somebody was like, he was in the Army, and they were so strict on what he could and couldn't wear. He felt like he was, like, put in a box. So he's exploring. And I was like, that's fair. I respect that. I respect that, too.

So fair call out. When you watched the ending, did you watch the credits? Did you see Trent, the luggage guy? Yes. You know him from Barstool, right? Yes. Yeah. That was, I loved it.

It was fantastic. That was really funny. That is his dream role. Like, he lives to be the luggage guy, and they flew him out. That was so good. I actually don't even know if they fly him out. I think he flies himself out just to, like, be the luggage guy because it's his dream. That is so funny.

Do you think he was sad that he didn't get to pull any? Yeah. Yes, because if you're waiting. Yeah, it's funny. And then you don't pull any. I repeat. Do not pull any. That was really funny.

I'm really excited because the Golden Bachelor is coming up. I'm not sure if I can say this or not, but I'm going out to host one of the dates. There you go. I love that. And I'm really excited. I get to host something. It's going to be so good.

I can't wait to meet Gary and see the women that we're working with. I'm so curious. I think it's going to be good. I think it's going to be good for the franchise, everything. It will be really good. Okay. This is inspired by both your name and Dotten having a, two back-to-back dates that you couldn't pay me to do.

But I have a list of hypothetical situations that if asked to do this for love, would it be worth it? Ooh, I like it. Okay. Is love worth it? Be stuck in a coffin with a thousand worms. Would you do it for love? Is it worth that? How long?

Let's say 30 minutes. A thousand worms in a coffin, a thousand worms. In a coffin. A thousand worms. I'm trying to think. That can't be like. If the coffin was closed, I would say no. If the coffin was open, I would do it for love.

I'd do it. Okay. I'd do it. We had to eat worms in middle school for extra credit. No! I would do that. I would have needed all the extra credit. You got to bring in whatever topping you wanted.

Shut up. Would you bring ketchup? Nothing. You raw dog did? You fucking Andy raw dicked it. No. No ketchup. And I ate like nine.

You're just overachiever. Like, yeah, you don't get any extra after one. Like, I'm just having fun. What are you all doing? Oh, you're like, I actually enjoy the worms. Oh my God, I don't even want to know what your poop look like after. I couldn't even tell you. What did people put his toppings?

Like a burger bun fluff. A1 sauce was a big one just because it's such a. Yeah. It's pungent. Yeah, I remember marshmallow A1. I'm sure like catch up. And people would just swallow them like you didn't have to chew. Like a one-timer?

Yeah, you didn't have to chew. Yeah, I did. Oh, that's sick. Okay, what would I put on my worm? Yeah, what would you? I would put ketchup, hot sauce, and then I'd put it in like a hot dog bun to make it seem like it was a delicious hot dog. And then, oh, sick. But then that's like so many bites.

Okay, no, I'd put it in a shot of tequila and down it. There you go. That's what I would do. There you go. Final answer. Okay, sharing your most awkward sex story in front of a crowd of people. Oh, man. Yeah, I guess I'd have to.

Worth it. I guess it'd have to. Okay. I mean, if it's really worth it, you got to. That's true. Well, then that might screw all my other questions. Filling a cup of milk by sucking out of a goat, teat, and spitting it in a glass. Oh.

Did you make these up? Yeah, I did. So it would depend on if everybody else was doing it. Oh, my God, that's the most worth answer ever. You were like, if everyone else was I'd have to. I mean, if they're like, I love her enough, a big, well, shit, I guess I love her enough, too. Oh, God. Because then it looks back.

But if it was cat, she'd be like, please don't. Right, correct. She'd be like, please don't, yeah. Yeah, it would definitely, yeah, Cat would be like, I, you're fine, you win, you don't have to. Going skydiving, you'd definitely do that. I would, I would. Oh, it's not like on your bucket list? No, it used to be the opposite.

I used to say I would never. And like, the older I've gotten, I've been like, okay, I maybe would. But it would have to be somewhere cool. Like, I don't want to go skydiving in Kentucky. Absolutely not. Like, Hawaii would be. Hawaii, Dubai, somewhere where there's beach, water. Yeah, okay.

Something good to look at. What about getting stuck in an elevator with a rat? A wild rat, not a pet rat. I don't, I don't, no. I don't like an elevator. I don't, that's tough. I can't handle elevators or rats. Picking up poop at a horse ranch.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's an easy one. Yeah. Okay. Now I bring out the alligator. Crocodile dentists, if you will.

Oh, wow. If you get bit, you have to tell me what your dream was about me the other night. Because Kat told me it's hilarious and I need to know. Go ahead. How many tries to I get? If I get it, if he bites me... Oh, I see. Back and forth.

Yep. Oh, no! Come on. Ah! Oh, I wasn't going to do that one. That was the best run I've ever had. My heart is racing. Me too.

Wow, that was... Dang. Wow, that was... There was only two teeth left, and you picked the... wrong one, which means it's usually a confession on this show, but you have to tell me about your dream. Kat told me, I have to know. All right. So the dream

was, so we're somewhere, I don't know if it was New Year's or something, but give Katta kiss and you're there and she's like, Caitlin gets a kiss too. And I'm like, I don't think you know. She's like, you have to kiss Caitlin, yeah, she needs a kiss. I was like, okay. And so we

kiss and it was like kissing like a piece of wood. Like our lips hit and it was like, Really bad So I'm a bad kisser in your subconscious In my dream It was like two pieces of wood touch But in my dream too

I was like Wow I haven't kissed anyone other than the cat in a while Maybe I suck So then I started thinking about it Maybe you're the problem So then I was like wait Did you ask cat if you kissed like a piece of wood? No but

Well I thought it was gonna be way juicier than that No that's that was Just a hard smash I thought it was going to be juicy. That was up. Okay. Cat really loved the wood part. She was on, she was like kind of laughing at the kissing, and she was like, and then

when I was like, and we kissed, and it was like kissing a piece of wood, and she lost. I could think, I know exactly Kat's face. She does this. Yes. She's like, did you tell her? I was like, no, I didn't tell her. Oh my God. And then the crocodile dentist made you have to tell me.

Yep. So if there's a Bachelorette party coming to Nashville. Okay. And they want a place to go to workout. True Mav. True Mav Fitness. The Gulch. You do classes every day.

Send us a message. Give us a call. Classes every day. They're the best classes. I usually don't like a workout class. I am obsessed with your classes. It's fun. And we switch it up all the time.

We try not to keep it stagnant. Lately it's been, we've been on fire lately. Fire. Like people like to say like churches are on fire for the Lord. We're on fire for the Lord. the gains lately oh we're on fire for the games like someone was saying that the other day and I was like for some reason true map we're just on fire lately you

really are all the trainers are just I was telling our trainers the other day I was like since opening the gym I've been a couple times where I've just been like really feeling it yeah you're feeling it and I don't know whether it's the fact that I've been in town for three months and haven't traveled so not like you're counting but just like right now everyone's

just like whether it's our you know members clients first timers trainers everyone is just like energy wise and obviously summer But a lot of times summer's down because people are traveling. Well, and it's so hot out. In it right now. Yeah, I agree.

I have felt that. I appreciate it. I have felt that energy the last few times I've been in there. There is something energetically that it's just fire there right now. Like, it was always good. Right. But it's just like leveled up and I don't know why. It kind of varies on energy, early morning classes, midday classes, whether the class is going

to bring the energy, whether the teacher's going to have to bring the energy. And lately it's just been like meeting in the middle and just getting after it. Wait, I have one last question. Yes. I don't know. you talked about this on the show, but for people who don't know, you used to be an overweight child. Sorry.

Sorry. I ate the worm. You were, oh, you were worth eating worms. Oh, I would like to post a photo. And like when I was a freshman and Kat was a senior. Oh, you were a little bit heavier. And then was it, because you played football, was that, because sometimes you have to be bigger for football, but was that what made you get into fitness?

Somewhat. I had a gross spurt. And so I was like, whoa. Because I would skip So like during the summer You would do like your football workouts Everybody'd be in town But I would just go travel the whole summer

Because I was like I'm not getting any better anyway It's fine Like doesn't not gonna do me any good And then I'd just come back Right before school started Go to football practice Everybody's like where you've been all summer

I was at the beach Like I'm not I'm fat I'm good Like I'm not You know Working outs for losers Right And then I had a growth spurt

And I like kind of saw like An app And I was like Let's see what happens So I just fell in love with working out and you know then it yeah played football and then realized that i really love the you know fitness side more than the i love football yeah it was never you know i never had aspirations to play in the pros um but like in college even like i love just being in the weight

room the coaches and just feeling that energy and so that that's it so yeah you also play the best music in workout classes you got that does help with energy yeah i have so many photos i want to host on the off-the-vine page just from this podcast, like you in the pool with a t-shirt on. Yeah, that was, yeah, end-of-the-year parties. And then... And one other guy won't say his name. We'd sit there and just kind of look. We just, like, wait for the other one to take their shirt off.

And if they never did, then we didn't get in the pool. Aw. Yeah. We'd, like, the girls, like, would, like, have their own, like, our friends would, like, be on the side of the pool, and we'd be, like, on the pool chairs, like, what's up, guys? I love your humble beginnings. But we'd just kind of look and be like, are you going to... Now you're just chiseled than you're always sure of us now.

Makes me who... Yeah, that's why your heart is so pure, because you had humble beginnings. Well, you can't be like a douchebag and chubby. Because then it's like, all right, that guy just write him off. He suck. Yeah. So you're like, I got to either be like, nice, funny, something. Yeah.

So I'm like... Aw, and now you're just a nice ripped guy. Just try to be a nice rip guy. Now you're Zaddy. Yeah. From Fatty to Zaddy. Oh! I might be on something there.

That's the caption of the Instagram post. I love that. Fatty to Zaddy. That's how we're on the podcast, everybody. Thanks for joining me today. You're empty and we got to go get a tattoo. Plural. Cheers, everybody.

Plural. I'm Caitlin Bristow. Your session is now ending. And if I'm being honest, I wouldn't mind a rating in a movie. are streaming free during popcorn summer movies on Pluto TV. Watch the first four Indiana Jones movies, or Minari, and Made of Honor. Plus, Pluto TV has hundreds of channels with thousands more movies, available on live and on demand.

Download Pluto TV on all your favorite devices for free. Pluto TV. Stream now. Pay never.