Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Jason

Episode Date: November 27, 2020

This week on GT, Kaitlyn has Jason on to recap their crazy week! They talk about who Kaitlyn will be keeping up with after the show and what songs she wish she could've danced to. Then she asks Jason questions about J-Lo (Jason and Lo) after having spent lots of time with him in LA before playing a game of Family Feud: Thanksgiving Edition! They wrap up with Kaitlyn announcing her next big dream.  GEICO - Go to geico.com , and in fifteen minutes you could be saving 15% or more on car insurance  COORS - Reach for the one beer that’s made to chill.  MVMT - Get 15% off today with free shipping and free returns by going to MVMT.com/VINE  NUTRAFOL - Go to nutrafol.com use promo code VINE and new customers get 20% off  RING - For a limited time, go to ring.com/VINE to receive special Black Friday and Cyber Monday offers. VISTA PRINT - Go to Vistaprint.com/VINE to get started on your unregiftable giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I haven't watched it. We haven't had time to watch The Bachelorette. So we are going to talk about the crazy week that just was. And we hope everybody had a great Thanksgiving and stayed safe. And it's just been a crazy week. It has been, like my head is spinning right now. I'm trying to keep up like the text, all the stuff that people. It's just crazy, crazy week.

We moved into this apartment. I got here on like the 21st of August. You accumulate so many things over the months and you're like, well, we packed two suitcase. And you're like, and now I have four boxes and three suitcase and I'm still overflowing. How do we get home? Yeah. And we were supposed to go back Wednesday. And then you had, so, Kate, this is actually the craziest schedule ever.

You had 7 a.m. Sunday. You went till 10 p.m. Sunday. You get home. Wait, no. That's Monday. Monday. Sorry. We party till 3.30 in the morning.

You go right from that to press 3.30 to 6.30. You come home, completely shot. Get into bed. You're locked up under the covers. You get a call that you had another press call it seven. 7.30 a.m. You go back to bed. And from 7.30 a.m. to 5 p.m.

You were sleeping. And so I was like, we can't leave tomorrow. There's no way we're ready to go. Wait, what did I mess up there? Because first of all, you started by saying Sunday, but Monday you said we partied until 3.30. First of all, Monday. I came home with the mirror ball and we like just sat up and had a glass of wine. And then we went and hung up with Neve.

and had like a glass of wine and came home and had a glass of wine. We did not party. We partied. We were on the rooftop, drinking the champagne. But anyways, I got home at two. Yep. And then I went to sleep. I had to be up at three to do Good Morning America at 3.30.

Then I had Kelly and Ryan at 6. And then I came home, snuggled into bed. And then we're talking a difference of 20 minutes here. I think the point is is that we had to leave Wednesday to go to Nashville. And because of just the mayhem, we pushed everything back. and here we are in this beautiful Airbnb, just living. Yeah, I'm. Are you feeling?

I'm still not okay. When you say not okay, what's not, how could you not be okay? This is the pinnacle of your life. I'm unwell in ways where I'm like, I can't process this. I can't believe a dream has come true. It keeps feeling like it didn't happen. It doesn't seem real. I don't feel like I was even there for it.

Like I blacked out. It just like I'm like still can't cope with the fact that this all happened. So anyone from the show, I'm curious to this, who do you think you will stay in touch with? Like, who do you think your closest friend from the show? Criselle, for sure, is one of them. Keo, who is one of the pros. I feel like I'll stay in touch with a lot of people. Like, I loved meeting so many of the pros.

Pita, Emma, Sharna, Daniela, Jenna, like all of them. Wait, do they all end with? Yeah, I was going to say. That was really crazy. They were all just such awesome. empowering sweet badass girls and yeah I don't know it was just a really cool experience oh Cheryl oh my gosh Cheryl Burke one of my favorites of them all she's hilarious they're so funny yeah like they all just have uh like they're my kind of people like backstage they're

talking about pooping their pants or funny stories or like I don't know they're just the people that they all seem like really cool women who are unfiltered and like empowered in their own selves. So anyone out there, you poop your pants, you are in Caitlin's people circle. I mean, I think everyone knows that already by listening to this podcast. So if you could have added one song to your Dancing with the Star's Journey, what song would you have chosen to add? Oh gosh. Probably something from the greatest showman. Maybe something. I actually did request to dance to anything from Hamilton, but I think that's kind of hard because it's like all rap, so it's hard to do like a cha-cha. But probably anything from the greatest showman. I'm shocked you didn't say your own

songs. Oh yeah, that's a good one too. I do wish, but I mean, I don't know. I guess so. Nellie danced to his own songs, but he's like a Grammy-winning award. I was really disappointed in something Nellie said. Oh, what do you say? He said in an interview with If he knew, now, okay, here, I don't know the context, so I shouldn't say too much. But he said, if I knew Neve and Caitlin had this much dance background, I would have never come on the show. And I was like, that's a real big bummer because I was genuinely rooting for him. I love him. And he's got a performance background of however many years.

He's a Grammy winning award. You know, people are talking about how it counts on votes. He has so many followers. I don't even understand that comment. I wouldn't go on the show because people had danced before. Yeah, because he's saying like he would obviously lose to dancers. I feel like Nellie should be kissing the floor at the fact he was in the finals. Well, he was good.

Is he implying that he should have won? I don't know. Wow. I mean, he's the man, by the way. Like, I feel like I like Nellie a thousand times more than I did. And I loved him before. Like his personality shining through with his dancing, his comments, he was so likable. I think everyone who was in that final.

for and beyond johnny like sky i think everyone there should think they should have won because they all could have johnny should have been in the finale yeah a hundred percent he should have been in the finale yeah they're just and johnny said it he said this isn't a this isn't a dance contest it's a tv show and i i agree with that comic is if it was a dance contest he would be in the finale well now you're dismissing my win how is that dismissing your win because you're saying it's not a dance show and I wanted to go there for dance. No, no, it's going back to the fact that, like, he was an incredible day, things you just said, that he's got a followers and popularity, things you literally just said.

And so you should, there's nothing to be discredited with your performance. It had nothing to do with you. It had to do with, I think Johnny should have been in the finale. Yeah, I think everyone did. But, I mean, you go on the internet and obviously everyone's got their opinions of, I mean, the amount of comments that say Neve was robbed, but I know that no matter who won, if Nellie won. percent. Neve was still robbed.

Justina was robbed. You know, like everyone gets robbed, but I just, I mean, everyone who listens to this podcast is already so supportive, but encourage people to think, let's not say who was robbed. Let's say they all deserved it because we all did. Yeah, exactly. We all did. Now, do you get to choose your songs? Because you said there's songs you wish you would have.

You got to put in a wish list. And how does that work between the partner and you, like, do you together put it in? Do you put it in? If you could stop recommending. Justin Bieber, Britney Spears, and Lady Gaga songs. Like, that would be great because he's such a traditional, like, he, the posadouble we did to that very traditional song, very traditional costume, he was like, this is what I'm talking about. And I'm like, can we dance to Justin Bieber again?

So, yeah, we both kind of have a say. And, yeah. Okay. And does he have, does it, what, I'm curious actually, what say you have on anything? Like with your draft? the dance moves, the choreography. What say do you have? What say does Artem have? Honestly, I probably could have had more of a say or said my opinions, but I want to always respect the professionals. So with Artem and his choreography, I know he would ask me if I thought

something. So he'd be like, maybe something like this, do you think so? Then I would have my input. But unless he asked me, because he's the professional, same thing with wardrobe. There were times where I was like really I 98% 98.9% of the time I liked what I was in and I felt like they're the most genius people in the world and so creative but like real and deville costume or my like nerd costume I was like oh really but then it looked great on camera but no I don't I just try to not have a say because unless I'm so uncomfortable doing something I'll let the pros do what they're good at. I'm going to ask you a little something, something before we get back to the podcast,

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Now back to Off the Vine, Grape Therapy. What about at the times where you got like the Carriand 7, like when you guys were kind of hitting rock bottom midway through the season, do you think at that time you wanted to jump in and try and be like, we got to change choreography, we got to do something different, or did you still kind of say, I am the student, you're the teacher, I'm following your lead. I just still kind of said that.

Okay. I have a question for you. Yes. Because I was thinking about this today, how we're leaving on Saturday. And we've spent so much time with Lowe. Yeah. So I'm like, I should quiz Jason on things about Lowe. See how well you know.

Hmm. Or maybe I'll ask you stuff about you guys, like all about J-Lo. Okay. Fire away. Okay. What shocked you the most about spending so much time with Lowe? What shocked me the most about spending time with Lowe? That our perspectives on everything, literally, while we agree on pretty much everything,

we have such a different outlook. And it's amazing that when you circle yourself, you know, I'm East Coast, born in a small town, he's L.A., born and raised here. What we've seen and grown and been exposed to in our life is so completely different. and our perspectives and opinions couldn't be more polar opposite but it's cool when you come across people like that because you can learn from them really a lot

like I think we learned a lot from one another I like that what annoyed you the most of us well he doesn't like musicals which I'm blown away by like how who what I mean we spent every day with Loan the only thing we can really think of to say that annoyed us is that he doesn't like musical

well he literally like he knows every song every artist every movie every everything but doesn't like music like he loves every form of art hated aladdin take it off yeah i couldn't believe that i think you know what i think because all his other interests of the language okay wait i just figured something out i think we're just super fucking annoying in musicals so he's like oh no i don't like musicals because he knows we're like singing along but he does say he doesn't like him so even with it with us he's like nope don't okay fair enough wow what will you miss the most about him What will I miss the most about Lowe?

Or maybe about J-Lo. Here's the best part about J-Lo. Is that we, heck, everyone out there, you have tons of friends, I'm sure, in which you don't want to tell them everything because of this, kind of like, ego-driven world we live in where people are puffing their chests and you're afraid to be vulnerable with people. And I think that when you do come to a place where you can be vulnerable with someone like that, it opens up such deep conversations.

And, like, Lowe would say to me, like, we've had deeper conversations than I've had with anybody. And I think it comes from a place as there is no judgment. Like what he tells me, we stays between us, if he doesn't want to go out, and we just, like, give open opinions without any judgment. And I'm going to miss, like, the, like, therapeutic conversations where it's, like, midnight and we're just getting the weeds of, like, a certain topic. Which is so interesting because we just talked about this over our little Thanksgiving

dinner that everybody in different like states or parts of the world they're all so different like the LA California lifestyle is night and day for the South Nashville style living Canada Buffalo like everywhere so different so different but it's like low to me doesn't seem like the typical like L.A. Oh absolutely incorrect. And don't get me wrong. I'm friends with a lot of the LA type because I couldn't agree I couldn't disagree more with you I always joke around with I'm like lo you got to get the hell out of LA like you are so LA it's ridiculous I think he has to get a hell out of LA because he so doesn't belong here because he likes to have deep conversations and he's such a like southern guy next door like oh see I think he's the most LA and he'll tell you

that like he doesn't he can't have deep conversations here as he's like I don't trust anybody You kidding me, I don't talk to people. But that's because of his surroundings. That's because of who he is to his core. I disagree with you. But I think to your original point, the coolest thing is that no matter where you go, it's so funny how, like you said, people, like we go to Buffalo, it's a whole different experience and we hang out with the Nashville people and the Vancouver people and the Edmonton people and L.A. people.

It's just, it's crazy how where you grow up, like it dictates everything. the way you dress, the music you listen to. You morph into the same people. And it's like you got whatever a little bubble that you do get in growing up, getting out of it is the most like rewarding and eye-opening experience, I think. Yeah. It took, I didn't leave the upstate New York area until 29. And what I did, I was like, whoa.

This is crazy. That's crazy. I mean, when did you leave Edmont? Oh, you left young, like 21. I was 19. So you left really early. Yeah. And you were exposed to a lot, right?

Germany. I mean, you saw a lot. And Vancouver is very different from Ladook. Like Ladook is like, let's all, and again, no shame in anything because my sister did it. Like, let's go to hair school and start a family. And that's genuinely like what

makes my sister happy. Like she loved doing hair. She wanted a family right away. And she can't imagine life any other way. Where I'm like, I can't. I need to go live like 80 lives before I settle down. It's like, I think you're grown in this bubble that everything instilled on you is the traditions of the previous generation.

And when you can break through these like traditions that are kind of instilled on like what you should do and how you do it, it opens up your eyes to so many other things you would never expect, never expect. And also it allows you to dream big. Like if I told you two, even two years ago after you're on the show and stuff and I said, Kate, two years from now, you're going to win the mirror. ball you'd be like I could do it yeah I would I would be like that's gonna be really hard you ask me that like two years ago when I'm sitting in you know upstate New York whatever that like oh okay you're gonna go on this reality show and then you're gonna find love through it and then your girlfriend's gonna win the mirrorball dance with stars and you guys are celebrating with it thanks yeah I'd be like get the fuck out it's impossible like what you're a blueprint guy

No, it's because when you're, that's what I'm saying. When you're stuck in your little world, for me, it, it deters you from dreaming in a way that, like, you're like, what? And now, I think now you've changed, like, even in the last couple years of- Completely changed. But my real question is, would you get J-Lo tattooed on your body? Absolutely not. You can come with me while I get the mirrorball tattooed on my name. Couldn't pay me, love, Love Lowe, like a brother, like a deep brother.

You can't even phase you. But you couldn't even pay me. It didn't even phase you that I just said I was going to get the mirrorball tattooed on my neck. I'm surprised you don't have one already. Speaking to goals, what do you think, like, that's a cool thing about you that I've learned is when you dream. Speaking of goals, were we speaking of goals?

We just talked about breaking through and you have a vision and creating something greater than we should have. I mean, yeah, that just actually reminded me we were like in the middle of the show, like talking about Dance with the Stars. and you're like, so I got questions about J-Lo. And I was like, whoa. But going back to that, when you have audacious, like, the way you think, you have these, like, big dreams and you put them out there and they always come true.

What's that? Big, hairy, audacious goals. Oh, I've never heard of that. Because it was from Cactus Club where I worked. Yeah, okay, I like that. Yeah. What do you think is your next, like, what is the next thing you're going to put out there to the world to see if it comes to fruition.

Have you thought about that? Ten golden retrievers on a farm. That's it? Yeah. You could do that. Oh my God. I would be like the crazy dog lady and I would love it so much. I wouldn't do that, but you could do that.

I don't know what my big goal is. I feel like I've kind of overwhelmed myself with a few goals lately where I'm like, now I want to, like I was doing in 2020 before this opportunity hit, I was really focusing on spade and spade and spade. sparrows and do edit and doing that and like some music oh music that'll be my next is that what you want to like go all in with you think i don't want to go all in i want to do it where it doesn't become work that it's still something i love to do and what would so is the goal to like put out an album because you have two songs already all just to keep putting out songs whenever it happens whenever it feels

right awesome yeah amazing thanks and you say you think you'll stay in the country realm no country pop between those two we'll be right back with more austa vine great therapy we all know that 2020 is not playing by the rules and that goes for holiday shopping too my question is how soon is too soon to start that shopping i mean i would probably have my christmas tree up by now if i was at home between shipping delays the stress of staying six feet apart while completing your holiday shopping our friends at movement to have made gifting easy movement makes clean modern watches blue light glasses and accessories and I love getting great quality that doesn't have to break the bank

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you go on yeah of course I could never say no to dancing sort of like so after because this wasn't the easiest experience for you obviously the most rewarding but you're saying if next and again got anyone listening I'm literally pulling this out of the sky zero into like anything about all stars or anything like I don't want to be like oh they no idea or they you know no idea But you would go right back, like suppose spring they do All-Stars, you would do it. They've only done one All-Star season. Next season is season 30, so you would think maybe they'd do something like that. Here's the thing.

They're not going to pick two Bachelorets to go on it, and I feel like... Oh, really? Because I think that would be great TV. Or maybe it wouldn't. You have to compete against each other. That's okay. Yeah. That's okay.

I mean, I think that's exactly what they would do, no? Oh, and it would become two Bacheloretts at the end. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's perfect. Bachelor nation's like split. Bachelor nation. Oh, gosh. They wouldn't be split.

So who on, okay, suppose they don't do all stars. Who on dancing with the stars do you want to see on like the next season? Who are some people you could think of that you'd be like I'd love to, like I've seen this experience. I would love to see these people. They could be friends of yours or people that you look up to. You're like, this would be a good show for them. Ariel Venner

That's a really good one She would be so good I think she would be really good That's a really good one That's who I say I'm trying to think of anyone else But I'm like I really

She's so funny And talented And oh Now I'm just This other person just popped in my head Because I was speaking of funny and talented That girl that's blowing up on Instagram for

her goal list of 2020. Oh, she would be hilarious. She's coming on my podcast. Oh, she is? Yeah. That's awesome. Next week she is. What is her name? Robin. I know her first name is Robin, but what is her last name? I don't know. She's so funny.

What do you think if they did the winner every year was the host for the next season? No. You don't think that would have to work? No. There's so much inconsistency and who comes into your living room every week with the cast that you need consistency and a host that's why people are so upset about Tom. Because they've changed the judges and the host.

Yeah. But that's why they were so upset about Tom. Who do you think was the best judge? I mean they're all so different. The best judge, this, I don't know. I really liked Derek as a judge. I really did. I thought he did a great job. Did you? Yeah, I thought Derek was like absolutely incredible, super You're super articulate. The only thing with Derek, if I'm being, like, outrageously critical was I think I started notice he kept saying the same things as far as like, I see you, I see you. And by week eight, I'm like, oh, there it is again. Well, yeah.

I mean, think about a few. Oh, yeah, that's what I mean. Seeing Derek Hoff and his girlfriend dance, it was, I've never seen humans move like that, ever. It doesn't seem human. Just beautiful. It was gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous. It is.

It's, especially now just like the balance it took me to just do one knee lift and like lean back and then seeing the move like that. I'm like, wait, how? What a show. And it was fun going to, uh, to Neves like, you know, meeting Neve and all the other dancers and stuff. Yeah. That was, I wish we had more of that during the season, you know? Hmm. Yeah, I do feel that way about a lot of them.

Yeah. Can I take us three steps back? What? Robin. Because I do feel like I wasn't fazed by. it, but we might have skipped over it, and people might have interest in it. What? This mirror ball tattoo.

Are you, so like, for me, you saying that, I wasn't. I was like, of course, but like, is that, are you going to? Yeah, probably. And where would you get it? Because you were talking about getting one before. I would get, like, the actual, like, disco ball, mirror ball, like, or anything like that. I would probably just get some little symbol of it, like, on my ribs. Like, like, I would like, it starts around the, because my stupid injured ribs and they made

it through, they pulled through. So let's poke them some more with some ink. but like from the back of my ribs around to like bottom boob under boob that just like in the most fine um cursive writing mirror ball what would you want mirror ball 20 20 no no no what's like putting that's like putting your football number at the end of your email address in high school That's what it is. Did you do that? No, I was Candy Kissed 69.

Just kidding. No, I'm obviously joking. I was like, I was shocked, but I was also like, of course you're. I'm not getting 20-20 anything tattooed on my body. That's a good point. But what would you get? Mirrorball? Just like the word mirror ball, but in very fine print, like pretty handwriting around my ribs.

I think DWTS would be cool. Hashtag in front of it. hashtag 2020 chip no will you ever get a tattoo no why why are you so quick to say that because i don't want a tattoo yeah i don't know i don't judge you when that has a tattoo i actually find them i like hearing people's stories about their tattoo but i just don't want one that's fair enough do you don't play a game yeah let's play a game our transitions we are all over the place i don't care let's add in a break here hey guys we're going to take a quick minute And we'll get back to the podcast after this message.

Hashtag Girls Gotta Eat. Okay. Thanksgiving Family Feud. Are you ready for this? Yes. I'm so bad at Family Feud, though. I'm nervous. I'm good until I'm on the actual show and under pressure.

That's what I mean. What I was on, it was so bad. We all know that the good old game show, Family Feud, is a popular one of the Bristol residents. We play this before dinner, after dinner, happy hour. You have to name things within a specific category. So I think we're going to do our. own little version where we quickly name a few things in each category that come to mind and I'm

going to tie me with a budget. Shit, I'm so bad at this. No, you're going to be good. These are easy. Ready? Okay. And you have to do it super quick? You have one. How many things are they named for each subject? Three. You have three seconds. All right, here we go. Okay. We surveyed nobody. Kaelan came up with this question. Here we go. What are three? Three festive beverages to drink around the holidays. Eggnog. Peppermint mocha. Literally just say wine, beer, and tequila.

I thought, see where my brain went? I went to, like, holiday-themed drinks. I was thinking, like, Starbucks menu, peppermint mocha. I'm thinking eggnog. Okay, so you lost that one. See, I knew that. What would you say? You would have said, did...

I would have just been, like, good wine, champagne. I don't have the questions from me, but I just come up with a couple for you. Sure. Okay. Here we go. Ready? Name three things that disturb you about Christmas. Santa Claus, reindeer, and him coming to your house while you're sleeping.

Shit, you're good at this game. Give me another one. No. Well, you go. We'll go back and forth. I got to think. Okay. Should have, yeah, name the top three answers.

Okay. Things you'd watch on TV. That's it. Just in general? Yep. Football, hockey, Animal Planet. Perfect. Okay, you go.

Three things, top three things when we surveyed, Mall America, what irritates people at the Thanksgiving Day table. Politics, religion, drunk uncle. Oh, God, you are good. This is like you're calling. You were bad on Family View on the show? Yeah, because Steve Harvey, his beautiful face is intimidating. Yeah, I know.

When you get up the little buzzard thing, it's like shit. Plus, you were against a Victoria's Secret models. You were like double whims. She was literally taller than me. And I had Steve Harvey. It was like, no chance I was winning. I don't know if I'm tall. Okay.

Name three go-to-holiday clothing necessities. Sweater, scarf, boots. Oh, see, I was like maternity pants. Oh, for the turkey. Stretches. Sweats and spanks. By the way, this is so typical. Uncle Caitlin and I, like, we both show up to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

I, like, shave. I put on a nice outfit. Camel's like, what are you doing? Well, first of all. Getting ready for our nice dinner. We're in an Airbnb, just the two of us. He's got the elastic pants on, ready to go. No makeup.

My hair sentient out. Bald Eagle, full force. It's literally, sweats. It's us to a tea. And Jason comes up in a freaking button up. Blazer. Boots. His hair done, shaved.

And I was like, what the fuck are you doing? Well, I would, like, let me ask you this. Aside from today. It's time to get comfy. No. So that's a good thing. Like, for Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner, typically, like, in a normal situation, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Obviously, this is a, for you. For you? For you? For you? Oh, thank you. Just kidding. Okay, do you have one for me? Didn't I just do that or did you do it?

Remember? I said, oh, yeah, the scarf, this, and then you did one. I did one. Ready? Yeah. Top three holiday movies. Go. Oh, the holiday, the family stone, an elf.

The fact you did not say Home Alone, too? I do regret that. I should have said Home Alone, Two, and three. I'm not even mad at the third one. I'm losing this game for sure. Okay. Name three things you want to see on your charcutory board. Right now?

Yeah. Pastrami, pepper, check cheese, Montereccee, a little jelly. Hot mustard. What is the distraction by going, right now, no tomorrow. Idiot. Should we put a bet on the next one? Okay.

We've already had two bets tonight. Should we tell people what our bets were? Yeah. You go ahead. Well, we play a monopoly deal. Best of three. I bet Jason, whoever lost, had to go skinny dipping in the pool. There's lots of neighbors and it's very cold.

And I've never ever gone skipping. That's so stupid. It's the most liberating thing you'll ever do. All I keep thinking about is the shrinkids out there. The fact that the- Who cares? Get over your manhood. What? What?

Who cares if you have shrinkage? What do you mean? You want shrinkage when literally the pools below everything and neighbors are all over this place. Oh, are you worried about them thinking you have a tiny peen? I mean, well, no, but if I have shrinkage, yeah. Who cares? I do. Ask any man if they want to go swim into a pool in which it's exposed to many people

and it's freezing out and your package goes full shrinkage find me a guy that says yeah that sounds great I would love to that would make me be like I respect the hell out of you because you don't give a shit interesting that would be like I do give a shit that would be like me saying I don't want my butt cheeks to show because when I clench I get cellulite

no that has zero comparison no because it's like who cares if your dick is small because it also like that hurts when your balls are in cold water and your hammer you know one wants to deal with that and nor do I that's a different story okay but good bet what's the bet

no that was one of our bets oh and then the next I didn't let you lost by the way so I don't have to deal with shrinkage in front of hundreds of people we good squeeze my cellulite butchings in the world to see first of all if you did have cellulite who would care second of all you don't have cellulite

your ass is literally a rock do you know that night your arms are like Arnold's you are ripped you are shredded right now do you know that even if you're, in whatever size you are, you could be a tiny human and have cellulite. I know, I think I have cellulate.

Every human does. Exactly. So don't tell me I don't. Oh, well, anyway. You just said I don't think I've ever seen cellulite. You keep saying cellulate on your butt, but you literally are just ripped head to toe right now. And I'm like, what?

Right now. Not for long. This wine, Spain's where I was going to take over my... Get it. You earned it. Yeah. Okay. You're listening to Off the Vine Race Therapy.

All right. I know it's the holiday season, but guess what? That means it's doorbell season. You know, the biggest time of the year at your front door. Definitely true over at the Bristow Tardock residence. I get so many packages. It's honestly getting a little embarrassing. But hey, I know you do too.

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Go to vistaprint.com slash vine to get started on your unregiftable gift. The holidays are coming up. Don't miss your chance to get an unregiftable gift. Get started today at vistasprint.com slash vine. Now back to Off the Vine Grave Therapy. Ready? Ready? Oh, wait, no, we have to make a bet.

Oh, no. So the first bet we made was the skinny dipping, which Caitlin lost. The second one was wine, getting to buy some wine. Now we got to make a bet. Okay. Third one. I bet you. What's a big one for you?

A foot rub. Okay. Okay. That was easy. A foot rub that you can't name three things in three seconds of, ready? Mm-hmm. Things, you'd stuff in a turkey. Ham, sausage, turkey.

Why would you ever stuff turkey and turkey? No, dark meat, red meat. You lost that one. Turkey and a turkey? Why wouldn't you say butter, celery, onion, carrots, stuffing? I moved too quick. Go ahead. That was, I knew this game was not going to do well.

Shit. All right. So I have your foot rub. Yeah. You do. All right. Let me give you three. Loser makes breakfast tomorrow.

Okay. You ready for this? Three things you use to make gravy go. Butter, salt, oil. Don't use oil. Okay, fine. I lost that one. Okay, this game is over.

This podcast is almost over. But we just wanted to say, everyone that's listening, I mean, feel like I've said this a million, trillion, billion times. But again, people are like, you only one dancing with the stars because of Batsornation and Vino's. And I'm like, you're right to me. You know what? They voted for me because they believed in my hard work and my determination in my dream.

So it was all of us. It was a, what is that word of? It was a team effort. Team effort. It was a team effort and we all did it. So you're damn right. They had something to do with it. And I think for me, in that people.

probably didn't get to see behind the scenes is this was a difficult journey for you it was not you'll get into that other weeks of the podcast it was uh to say the last three months were easy would be the most outrageous understatement i think i've ever said so i think when i saw kate like people are like you're so freaking into watching her i think it was because i you know i've seen it all i've heard it all and then to see through it all none of that difficulty or weakness or downtime show through Monday, like to just be like, you know what, all that noise gone, I'm going to go perform was incredible. It never, the separation between all the shit that happened in the last three weeks, three months, to your performance was remarkable.

Like I've never seen a human be able to do. and that's what was so exciting to watch it'll be nice to like eventually just like I'm just so happy right now and then to eventually break down the journey but yeah for now um it's it's Thanksgiving night yeah we just had a nice dinner I'm thankful for you and all the support you showed me this my pleasure this season and everything that you did for the dogs and I'm thankful that you will do these podcasts with me because they're always so fun we're a team honey we are a team we are a team we are a team And then what else was I going to be thankful for? Going home to Nashville. Oh, my God. Tomorrow. Imagine that first night in bed. No.

I can't wait. And it's so funny because you've been working your little dick off too with, you're so used to me saying that now. It's fun. With your restart and with everything that you've got going on. And I'm like, well, I get to go home and like relax for a month. You're like, yeah, the grind still happens for me because yours is. is in a three-month show.

Everything just picked up so hard, too. And I'm like, no. That's great. What do you mean? No, it's so exciting. But you're going to be, when I say, no, I'm like, you deserve to literally do nothing for the next three months. And right now, it's going to be like 12-hour days. I'm going to be like so jealous.

You're going to be like in your sweat. Oh, you have everything going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But where. You literally have an empire to run. Before we go, tell people where they can sign up for your all access. Oh. Yeah. So restart All Access real quickly. If you're struggling financially at all or looking to get on the investing side, dealing with debt and trying to improve a credit score, refinance, we've created this All Access membership in which we have 15 financial models to help you with that. In addition, we have interviews with celebrities that you look up to that you can join live, but also participate in. So two celebrities we have coming up are Jim Kramer, the stock Mad Money Man. You can ask them anything you want.

and join in the interview and then also pilot Pete. And we also have industry experts. So if you feel like you're lost with your career, every other week we have experts from industries, all industries coming on to talk about how they got into their career, how much money they make, how you could get in their career, if they could help you or if you don't have interest in their career and you just have an interest in knowing how to deal with certain professionals,

like I'm going to buy a car. How do I deal with a car salesman? What are things I should know? Those people will be there. So those are just a few things. We opened the membership last week. It's like, like you say, the shit you need to know. The shit you need to know professionally and financially.

And so we just launched last week. And it's been fun. Is it in your link in your bio? Yeah, so it's a link in my bio. It's a link in restart bio and on jason tardick.com. Amazing. Cool. You know how people have like theme songs for your like restart?

This should be your song. Can you mind paying for this? I don't have any cash. Sure. I'll just put it on my credit card. I'm never going to pay it back anyway. Because I have $30,000 in credit. Credit card debt.

When they call, I tell them I can't pay it back yet. Credit card debt. Tomorrow I may buy myself a dining room set or this bobo-a-fet. Credit card debt. Credit card debt. What is that set? Oh, see, people can, like, learn how to deal with credit card debt. Everything we don't tell people to do.

No, I know. That's the lessons he's learning. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Or it can just be, it could just be this. No, wait, not this. This will be your song when you log in to restart. Credit card debt, credit card debt, credit card debt, credit card debt. What is that sound?

I feel like Caitlin had in life, there are three things that guided, like, her to grow as a person. She had her mother, who was an unbelievable mother parenting her and her father, and then she learned all the other life lessons through family guides. And the Simpsons. and I and I don't have a college education okay and you crushed it yeah you did your own thing girl

so everybody quit school before you wrap right now don't say what would I have to eat don't say 10 dogs on a farm what is the next crazy ass dream from Caitlin Bristol go writing jingles about credit card debt

one more time go being a character on family guy Nick file was ready go okay my next big Harriet audacious goal is selling my wine for billions oh are you looking for that's good

what is having a family no I was thinking like what no I want to know realistically what's your next dream is. I don't know. I'm looking for an answer professionally. Professionally. What is you know? I think that was a good one. The wine one, the music one. I'm just didn't know if you had any stretch goals. We should know. Being a character on family guy. Like full time. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Just a guest appearance. Orrin Conrad did it. Nick did it. Um, they've done an episode on The Bachelor. Oh, you could do it. You could do it. Okay. Put it out there.

Okay. That's my next goal. All my friends would be like, holy shit, you made it. Dance with the Cirrus, nothing. Bachelorette, nothing. Your wine business, nothing. Scrunchy business, what are scrunchies? Your podcast, never heard of it. You're on Fabian guy? Whoa.

Okay, thanks for being on the podcast. Everybody, thank you for forgiving me for having this out of day late. This is the last of that nonsense because I am back. You are back. Back better than ever, just a little sore. Let's go, baby. Okay, I hope everybody is thankful, and thanks for tuning in. Your session is now ending.

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