Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Kaitlyn's One-Woman Show (plus Shawn Booth)

Episode Date: February 8, 2018

Kaitlyn's playing it solo today (although a shirtless Shawn is in the background) as she recaps the most recent episode of The Bachelor featuring two-on-one dates in Paris--the city of love! She also answers guest questions, including a tweet from a certain Bachelorette personality... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Podcast One presents Off the Vine Grape Therapy. Caitlin Bristow's going to answer your question. Drink to your confessions and hear what you have to say about anything Bachelor. Let's shake it up some more. Here's Caitlin. Welcome to Grape Therapy. I'm your fake therapist. slash host, your Thera host, your hostapist, Caitlin Bristow.

I am sitting directly across Sean B. who's doing work on the couch. He's shirtless, so I'm a little distracted. Now he's rubbing his pectoral muscles after licking a finger. Little does he know that actually turns me off. But I'm here to tell you that, guys, tomorrow's Friday. And who can be mad at that. I wonder if you, you working folk, say on Mondays, well, tomorrow's Tuesday, which means I can then say that it's almost hump day, which means I'm halfway to the weekend, so I can say after tomorrow is the weekend, but we all know you get the scary Sundays, you're hungover, knowing you're back to the grind the next day, so really you're only enjoying one and a half days of the weekend, guys, that's kind of sad. Friday night, Saturday,

let's change it. On Mondays, get excited. Woo! Woo! Moody! Sean, you can laugh. He's trying how to laugh. Fresh start, and it means it's almost off the vine time, and then bam, you'll be like halfway through the week, and then you can be all like, hey, what happened? I'm sad. Tuesday's over, but oh my God, tomorrow's grape therapy. And then by that time, you're pretty much in your PJs on a Saturday, so, you know, just a little positivity coming at you on this Thursday. Stop looking forward to the weekend. Enjoy the fact that, you know, you're alive. You're alive and well.

You're breathing. You get to work. You don't have to work. You get to work. And if the weekends come too fast, that means time's going too fast, you know? And you know, I'm going to stop rambling now. I don't feel like I'm being very relatable. I was trying to push Monday on my vinoes like it's a good thing.

Can you not? Caitlin? Kind of not. I just want you guys to live your best lives, okay? Now, speaking of Mondays, the Bachelor. I know I said I was going to open the phone lines, but here's the truth. I'm not set up professionally for that yet. I have studio space for Off the Vine, and I'm working on building my own studio in our house.

So I promise we will eventually get to opening the phone lines and having you guys be a part of grape therapy. But for now, this rookie is just going to recap the Bachelor for you from her living room. And you're going to sit through it, and damn it, you're going to enjoy it. Okay. Okay. So, everybody's on a ship in Paris. Okay, so cool. Truth is that when you're on the show and you travel to all these places,

you aren't allowed to just leave your hotel and go explore the city. And tell everybody like, hey, I'll be back by 11. The only time you leave is if you're on a date and then you go straight back, you have no time to just, like, go explore. So being on that boat in Paris would be actually pretty rad because you get to at least see the city. and I love being on the water. I guess it would kind of suck if you get seasick.

But also, I just love when Chris Harrison comes in and has chats with the lead. Actually, chats with anybody. He's just, he's such a good listener, even though I highly doubt he is listening. But he feels like he's a good listener. Like he sits there and he looks into your soul and he's like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah, but really he's probably thinking about like what he's going to have for supper. So, anyways, Ari tells Chris Harrison, they're like, whoa, yeah, I have feelings for Becca K. And then he goes on a date with Becca M, and he's all like, whoa, these feelings are so strong, too.

And then he goes on a date with Tia, and he's like, whoa, her name's not Becca, and that's kind of cool. So, Father Chris drops his classic line. So, are you surprised that you're falling in love with more than one woman? Classic Bachelor Talk. Classic Bachelor Talk. He's all like, I'm surprised. All my feelings are getting this real. And then Father Harrison also tells the girls that there will be the dreaded one-on-one date.

I remember on Chris Sol's season, I was laying in bed with Becca and we had our mics on. We would just lay there, like, you couldn't take your mics off. So the mic pack was just, like, digging into your spine and you're trying to nap. And you had to share a room with the girls. So Beck and I are laying there, and we didn't know if people could hear our conversation, because, I mean, why else wouldn't we be able to take off our mics? So we'd sit there into our mics and be like, just so you guys know, like, we'll go home. We'll take an L with Chris and we'll leave with the friendship, so don't pick us, or we're just going to walk out of here.

And it ended up being Kelsey and Ashley I. We also pop champagne when they left. Not Ashley I, actually. They both went home. Powerful stuff. But I'm here to say that Crystal kind of took it like a champ. She was like, I wonder who. be on the two on one with me. But I think that's just because she thought she's the one.

But I kind of liked it. No matter what, that is a shit situation. Anyways, so first date was with Lauren B, and I can't believe there is another Lauren B so quickly. I'm not over the other Lauren B. If there isn't a new Caitlin in general, I'd be like, oh no. There's so many other, There's becas, there's like eight Lauren's. Is Caitlin like an odd name? No? I don't think so either. You just watch.

One of the producers will listen to that and they'll be like, let's get eight Caitlin's next season. Really piss her up. Anyways, Tia reads the date card. She does her best attempt at reading French. It's adorable. I'm Canadian and she probably read that better than me. I feel like Canadians are supposed to be French. Anyways, Lauren B goes on this date and she does.

She's, like, so chatty. Pipe down, Lauren. Pipe down. Let Ari talk. Not. I can never imagine being as quiet as Lauren be. Babe, do you ever think I'm quiet? He's laughing.

Never once? Never once. Have you thought this girl's being quiet? Yeah. Quiet would be the last word you would use to describe me. What would be the first word? loud he says I'll think it I mean I would have accepted beautiful charming funny sweet loyal loud's good but that's because I'm what they call is chatty Kathy wouldn't you say

are you picking your sunburn okay cool glad I'm glad I've got your attention anyways if that was me on that day I'd be like so what's going on who are you where do you come from do you like poop jokes because I do and if you don't then you you can go ahead and send me packing. I got so nervous during their date because all she kept saying was, wow, and not even like a wow, or like there's no enthusiasm behind it. It was just like a short, wow. And I'm not sure about you, but I was not into this conversation or lack thereof.

I know there's nerves, and I do understand because I say I'm not like a shy or nervous person, but when I was in the setting in these moments, I did shit my pants a couple of times casual like when we got to write songs with big and rich i was like oh my gosh i live for the stuff i can write music i can sing i can rap in front of him i don't care and then he showed up behind me and i didn't know he was coming to talk to me and i was like um so uh you like weather do you do you like weather anyways uh did you guys not notice that arie kept putting it out there like these girls might not like him like dude Dude, you're the bachelor.

You could smell like, I don't know, the bottom of a hamster cage. That's what I went with. The bottom of a hamster cage. And the girls would still like you. It's after the show in real life, you have to worry about that. I feel like that's the weird part of this whole emotional experiment. You make an average person seem like they're God's gift to women. And same thing for a bachelor's at, I'm not saying that.

I was like, well, no, I'm not. saying I'm God's gift. I'm sure some of my guys wouldn't have been that into me in real life because we're just all so different, you know? That's why some of them voted for Brit. It just happens. And I understand it. I think that's also why couples don't work in the real world after the show.

When you're like always on your A game on the show, you're always in romantic settings, you're put on this pedestal, you're made to feel like some sort of prize. And then after the show, your true color show, cameras are off. I kind of feel like after the show with Sean, there's a therapist for the show. And she said, you know, you really have to, like, the guys have been through a lot. And you kind of have to reassure them that, you know, like you picked him. And I'm like, but I should also be reassured because, oh, Sean doesn't like this one. What?

I do feel like you should, I should also be reassured because I'm like, I was just made to feel like, you know, like, well, everybody wants me. And then you come off and, and I'm supposed to just keep reassuring this one person. When I need reassurance, too, I'm a human being. And I remember Sean's dad, baby, I remember when I met your family, Sean's dad goes, well, first of all, his whole reaction was so funny. He goes, what the hell's going on here? But he was hilarious, but they made it sound like it was all dramatic.

But he goes, what happens when the cameras are gone and all this romantic stuff is gone? And I was like, oh, thank God. I can't wait. It'll be glorious. We can really get to know each other and have an actual real relationship. But for some people, that is when they find out, oh, you are not who I thought you were at all. Okay, do you guys like a great deal? To me, it's a thrill.

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And I'm basically giving you clothes. Okay, whoa, off track. Squirrel. So Ari and Lauren sit down and have the loudest sip of wine ever. Come on, audio. Edit that shit out. This show is the best of the best when it comes to editing and you can't spare us the gulp noises.

It drives me nuts. While I'm at it, can you get rid of the kissing noises too? This is why we don't eat on dates. people okay no one wants to hear that that always blows my mind that people ask like why do you guys eat the food you can't stand kissing noises you can't stand sipping noises you can't stand gulping sounds but you want to hear us chomp food and not talk it's weird and on a more serious note ari shared a very heartbreaking story with us about a woman who was pregnant with his child lost the baby and left him when he came back, which was so heavy.

I do feel like it was nice. He opened up that much to Lauren because I do think she desperately needed that for her to let him in and be open in any way whatsoever. But again, that was, that was heavy. And then they just kind of moved on. I was like, well, I kind of, like, I carried that for a little while. That's not something you can really let go of. my final thoughts on this date and their connection Lauren B is beautiful

she did open up a tiny bit after Ari did they're a little stiff together but I also understand why I just would like to see a little more of her silly side and I'm just kind of questioning their connection anyways I want to see her silly side I did love how he said um this is only our first date but in my opinion and keep in mind this is my opinion so I'm entitled to it

but the first date to me is meant to be like fun and silly and like just goofy romantic I don't know what do you guys think I'm such a flip-flopper because I try to see everything from all angles moving alone the Moulon Rouge date I did a jazz dance

growing up with three other girls So growing up, I was obsessed with the movie, Mulan Rouge. I knew every song, still know every song. I love anything and everything to do is singing and dancing and performances that are like in your face. Ugh, would have died to go on this date. I would have been the opposite of Tia. Tia, I love when girls have no rhythm and just own it. I also love Tia's potty mouth and her hair.

I think I'm in love with Tia. And by the way, you know how we always make me? fun of the show for saying like, oh, it's amazing and this journey and I don't know if he's here for the right reasons and blah, blah, blah. I have a new one to add to the list. It's best case scenario this and worst case scenario that they ask the lead and all the contestants at all the time. Every season, watch for it.

I remember as the Bachelorette before every single date. What's the best case scenario here? And what's the worst case scenario? Watch for it. anyways okay beka m gets the rose she's freaking adorable oh and i need to address something while i'm thinking about this and the age thing between becca and ari it's always a factor anyways a woman on my off the vine instagram page where that's supposed to be a place for all the positive comments she told me it was cringeworthy when i said it should be a concern that ari is 36 and single

she said I was rude and then she said I said it again for the second time I do not mean something is wrong with you if you're single at that age I do have friends who are single at that age I don't care what age you are if you haven't found the right person I actually encourage you to stay single I was just more stick sticking up for Becca and being like you know trying to see it from her angle and everyone's always concerned with her being too young when she seems mature to me and maybe it came across as insensitive but I would also just like

to make sure everyone listening knows I never mean to insult anyone even if I'm like poking fun or any I don't know I just I don't feel like I'm being insensitive so I'm sorry if that came across as rude I have a sarcastic sense of humor also I think about like my parents went through a divorce

and there was a point in time where they're in their 50s and they're single and now they're both happily married to the best people and their best matches. I'm just saying if there is a concern, it could go both ways, okay? Either way, it's silly. Cool things. Oh, and remember that article we read while we were in Hawaii?

We're laying there in Hawaii and something came across Sean's phone as like news and it was about Becca M, I think, that she went missing. Was that true? Or was that there was a person on a missing list that looked like her? Or that was a photo of her or something. I can't remember. Anyways, if you guys have facts, tweet me. Great date, cute couple.

She got to dance and move on Roche. I'm not jealous, whatever, all. Next. The two-on-one. P.S., the villain always goes home. I just looked up and Sean. He gave me a look. I was going to give you credit, babe.

Don't worry. Sean noticed this today that. Actually, the only time Bree, remember Bree said, Corin didn't go home. and then on the bachelor season I was on Ashley I was not the villain Kelsey was They both did

But yeah you're right Kelsey still went home Oh yeah Joe Bailey and JJ were my two on one Joe Bailey was a hoot He was so funny And then JJ just always had red wine stained lips and told me about how he cheats on girls So

Yeah he went home Okay so basically as far as we can remember except for Corinne, the villain goes home. So Ari has a sit down with Crystal, brushes her hair behind his ear as he does with every other woman. That's going to be something that, you know, like you feel really special if a guy does that to you. I kind of secretly wish Sean brushed my hair by my ears when we talked. But that's going to be like one of those things where the girl thinks he just does that to her and that's a special moment that they share and then they're going to watch it back and be like,

mother freaker. mother freaker ari kind of calls out crystal crystal then throws kendall under the bus says she isn't ready for marriage but here's what we don't see did ari ask for her opinion like he might have asked hey do you think kennel is ready for this and they edit that out so crystal looked like she threw under the bus we just don't see it all you never know unless crystal finally answers my DM and comes on my podcast then we might know but until then they end up making out. Ari goes in for his chat with Kendall. Candle's so well-spoken. She's so intelligent. She always explains herself so, like I'm like, oh, I understand. Then she goes

back to have a very mature conversation with Crystal, which Crystal had no words. Kendall's not catty. She's just so confident. She's compassionate and empathetic towards Crystal, which is so mature. Like that would be so easy in that situation, in that circumstance, to just be caddy and be like, oh my goodness, I can lose her. But I don't know, I'm a big Kendall guy. So Sean. The conversation just blew me away. I just feel like I've never seen or heard anything so, like, brilliant on that show. I was like, Kendall is brilliant. I wish I went back in my season, was like, what would Kendall do? Anyways, I also heard the Bachelor therapist has left the show, So Kendall, you're looking for a job.

Regardless, if you want, you do couples counseling, we're looking, we'll pay well, and by pay well, I mean, we will give you a shout out on Instagram. Regardless, I'm going to befriend Kendall. By the way, the whole Ari being like, I had such a great day, but I can't make my decision yet. So we're going to head to dinner. Yeah, that was planned. already knew he was picking candle and it's so hard being on the other end like as a contestant not knowing the tricks of like production and what tv is about and ratings and my eyes were definitely open being the lead i was like oh man i feel stupid for all these things i thought were real on the bachelor anyways the dinner comes around there's a lot more slurping gulping of the wine therefore triggering my misophonia so to be honest i actually just did a quick fast forward and until he sent someone home. And I'm not going to lie, I thought Crystal would go off on Ari.

I thought that was going to be like, I don't know. I thought she was going to turn and be like when he gave Kendall the rose, because I probably would have. I don't care who you are, that hurts. And for him to just walk away with another woman by kissing in front of the Eiffel Tower and Crystal has to watch them out the window, like, why is it always these savage moves to rub salt in the wound on the two on the two on. ones. It's like, it's already savage enough. There's two people and one person gets picked to be like, I like this person better. That sucks. And then they have these, like, I had to fly in a helicopter around cupcake. Chris Soles left two people in the desert. You always leave people

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Thank you. This is Off Devine, Grape Therapy. On to Jacqueline, what beautiful, unique soul she is. I am into Jack. She's the V word, she's gorge, she's quirky. V word is vulnerable. And I'm excited to see where this goes. Who am I, Ari?

B.T. Dub's quote of the episode. Here we go. It is hot when guys who know things about things do things about things and then talk about them. Totally. Except for when Sean talks about muscle groups and, like, macro-nutrients. You know what that means. I'm like a bug. You got your UBLIS which connects to your upper dorsumus.

It's a boring part of my life. I also love that Jack. This is what I call her. I call her Jack. doesn't know anything about shopping. I'm the same way. If people think I have style, I'm always mind-blown. I just throw shit together and want to be comfy, which I guess is my style.

Hobo-sheek is what I like to call it. I do really like Jacqueline, though. She could come across as insecure with things that she says out loud, but I actually don't think she is at all. I think she's confident enough to say how she's feeling in an insecure situation. But who isn't insecure when there's a bunch of beautiful women all dating the same guy? Not one person would feel 100% confident No one feels confident even when you start dating a guy

And there are no other women It's unknown, you know By the way, all the ladies listening Who Sean gave advice to last Grape Therapy, Sean would like to know how that went for you Anyways, I do believe it's how you deal with your insecurities That count being honest Brilliant, being catty and delusional

Not so much So what did you say Ari said he's worried about after everything Finding someone having it fall apart Mom. I just wanted to hear Ari say, like, I'm not worried about six years down the road, because if we fall in love, we will go anywhere and do anything to make it work. I'll never hold you back, and you won't hold me back. But we will do what it takes to move forward together. For what's best for us, Sean lived in Nashville, and I didn't know if I wanted to leave Canada. We didn't know what career paths we were taking, but we also knew we would do whatever it would take to support each other, and we would just make it work. Contrast's good. This is about wanting to make it work. So I'm glad Ari gave her the rose. As long as your beliefs and morals are in sync,

and you have the same bigger picture, you've got to be good. I don't know what's with this nose laughter I'm doing. You know, I usually do a flat tire when I laugh. I either, okay, I have a few laughs, okay? Let me just quickly describe them to you. When I'm trying to be quiet and I'm podcasting by myself and I'm feeling all weird.

I laugh through my nose. I go, when I'm with Sean and he makes like a kind of funny joke, but I don't want to give him a full-blown laugh because I got to take him down a notch, I give him the flat tire. I go, if something is really funny,

and I cannot control myself, I do a fat man laugh, like belly like, ha ha ha ha. Then if I just am like not thinking about my laugh and something's really funny, I do the old man laugh. I go,

so there you have it, guys. Okay, let's stick it to the rose ceremony. Stick it to the rose ceremony. He sends home Chelsea, the mama, which I was kind of surprised at, but at the same time, when people have children at home, the moment you don't feel it,

you have to do the right thing. I feel terrible for saying this. I should know I should have written this down. I can't remember the girl's name that went home, the other one. And then all of a sudden, Lauren B pipes up and has something to say. And that freaking blows for her because let me tell you, after you have a one-on-one date and it goes well, it is all you think about.

You're like, okay, cool, I'm getting married. He loves me. He understands me. No one else has this with him. It's all me. Okay, cool. And the producers are there telling you what you want to hear. And then you don't have internet, phone, true friends, family around.

It really messes with you. To me, it's like she was trying to confide in a producer, which, first mistake. And also, she didn't know she was on camera at the end, babe. She didn't know. And so she was talking to a producer being like, I'm just questioning everything. I'm not even excited to go to Tuscany. Like, should she be excited to go to Tuscany?

Yeah, no, die. But you lose sight of all reality, what should feel right, what feels wrong. But I don't know. I just get, I totally understand we start to question anything and everything. And I'm not sure if I've ever really shared this, but I had a total breakdown at one of the rose ceremonies on Chris Sol season about Ashley S.

I loved Ashley S. And I was like, but I knew there was, I'm like, is she a hired actress? What is going on here? And they always pick those ones last. Like, I had a rose and I remember Ashley got it last. And I was like, no, there's no way. And then that's when I started telling myself in my head. I'm like, this is such a produced show.

I don't buy anything that's going on. What is real life? I packed all my bags. And I told the producers, I was like, I'm out. I'm not doing this anymore. He picked her and either. like you guys are in on this or this is all just like a total produced manipulated show pack my bags you know thought i was out obviously they talked me into it i had a few casual cocktails they were like

maybe sleep on it katelyn then i woke up i'm like what am i doing i'm going to enjoy the ride anyways next week looks like we will finally get an episode of the bachelor and true bachelor form there's tears drama and an ex-boyfriend shows up maybe we're just talking about that yeah an ex-boyfriend boyfriend shows up. Guys, how did I do podcasting solo? That was way harder than I thought. I felt like a little bit of a robot. Like, I just, I'm so used to people having reactions to me and, like, laughing.

And then I've got my audience as sleeping Tucker and Sean shirtless on a computer, not paying attention. Life's tough. I mean, that was, that was rough. It won't be a regular thing, but just take it in and know that, wow, I barely drank during that. Just know that I'm not drinking alone. I'm with all of you. So I will see you next week when the girls are freaking Tuscany. Good Lord.

Now I know why we got shafted on my season of The Bachelor and Bachelorette. They're saving their budget for R.E's season. They're like, let's save all the good locations for someone boring. For a boring season. P.S. how about that Ready Whip commercial, eh? nine hours of filming getting that perfect on the strawberries perfect and like I said, Oscar buzz

Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon Hey, how long has this been? We're at 30, oh okay, we're 35 minutes That's pretty good For talking solo for 35 minutes My mouth is dry My drink is still half full I'm gonna take a couple questions

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Real talk. While you were filming, could you tell who is going to be casted as the villain of your season? or is the villain truly all just creative editing? Wow, that's a great question. You can kind of. I'm telling you, babe, I truly think they could have made me the villain just from my like jokes, like from my sense of humor.

JJ and Clint with their little weird bromance and they're, I didn't know that was going on until like a little while in. Within the house you can tell who's going to be the villain. It's just, it's definitely edited for dramatic. effect. JJ and Clint loved being the villains, so they, like, tried to play that role. But yeah, I think you can kind of tell.

As the lead on the other side, no, you don't know. Okay, Amanda Brigante, how do you suggest a nobody, in quote, start a podcast? My friend and I are thinking of doing one, but like, obviously we are no ones, but we're funny AF. We have a lot of opinions, and we watch a lot of TV. We'll just do it. Don't do it for money. Do it for fun because you love to do it and you think you're funny.

And then eventually, maybe it gets picked up somewhere. I don't know. Just don't do it for money. Do it for fun. Rebecca, honestly, I just really want to know if we can be best friends. Let me look at where you're from. Rebecca, where are you? I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.

Yeah, okay. There's a possibility there. Great bio. Ken Dog Millionaire. What do you get a guy that you've been dating for three months? for Valentine's Day, but like we aren't boyfriend girlfriend yet, but also not dating other humans. Welcome to the dating world of millennials. It's awful. Wait, you've been dating for three months and you're going to get him something for Valentine's Day,

but he's not your boyfriend? I'm so confused. Why isn't he your boyfriend after three months? And why are you getting him something for Valentine's Day if he's not your boyfriend? Get him get him nothing. Get him F all and hopefully he gets you something and then you'll be like, oh, I don't know when I thought you weren't my boyfriend. And then he'll be like, oh, my God, I need you to be my girlfriend. Oh, there, she said, probably should just get myself something nice. Yes, Ken Dog Millionaire. Yes.

You know what? Go buy yourself a nice bottle of wine, depending on your age. And depending what you like, let's look at your profile. I'm going to guess what you like. Shoot your shot, passion coach, family. Oh, I can tell by your puffy vest that you have style. You got great hair. Just going all the shopping spree, Ken Dog Millionaire.

You go, girl. Okay, Jamie. One, I am part of Off the Vine group on Facebook. Thank you for creating such a wonderful positive space. Two, I was diagnosed with MS this summer, and your podcast have really helped me on some of my bad days. Jamie, I love you, and I love that I can be any light in your life. And maybe if you're ever in the Nashville area, we could podcast together. I'm looking at your profile.

Fun, optimistic. You damn right, you are. baker oh and an outdoor lover i like to cook i like to bake and shan's an outdoor lover let's get together let's get together yeah yeah yeah um katie did you ever go to college nope if so what did you study i always feel like college is such a thing in the states and it's just not in canada i was like i'm gonna be a dancer i'm gonna dance every day and be a backup dancer from michael jackson is truly what I thought I was going to do. Gabs.

I'll be moving to Tennessee in a few months. What's your favorite thing about living there? Hmm. What is my favorite thing about living in Tennessee? No state taxes? Not bad. You can get wine at a grocery store? Cool.

Can't do that in Canada. I think the people are extremely friendly. And I love a southern accent. Ava Hammer. Do you remember me? Yes, Ava. Ava. I do remember you. You sweet little nugget. Very sweet. I'm not even pre-reading these. Sherilyn Somerville. Do the contestants ever actually eat the food on the bachelor dates like I saw an entire cheesecake wasted tonight? Please tell me you take it home.

I answer this 100,000 times. I always answer this. You don't want to. Ew, cheesecake. Imagine us eating cheesecake. On camera with mics on you. Oh gosh, absolutely not. And yes, you do eat it after. Take it home. Eat it after. whatever. Oh, Waboom tweeted me and said he's scared too because I said I was scared to podcast alone. Yeah, thanks for your vote of confidence, Woboom. Because I'm Wabombskis. They'll be scared. Okay, Natalie, Catherine, what is the best way to deal with people attacking your body image? My whole life, I've been judged by how thin I am and that I look anorexic when I know that I'm not. I'm healthy. My weight is normal compared to my height, but I still get pissed when people judge me for my weight.

Ugh. She's so on my level. You know how you deal with it? Well, I was going to say you ignore it, but I don't. It depends. If you know people are attacking you just for attention, then you ignore it. If you think they're genuinely concerned, then you can sit them down and have a conversation like, why are you attacking me?

Why do you feel the need to tell me I look anorexic? If you truly believed I was anorexic, you would have a way different approach to this. And just know that it's all coming from their insecurity. and that people don't know how to, like, talk to each other. So if they think that you're really skinny, who cares if you're really skinny? If you had a disorder, that's something they need to actually, like, be a friend to talk to you about.

Marcy, if you could get an assortment of foods from anywhere, what would be your ultimate cheat meal? Oh, babe, what is my cheat meal? On three. One, two, three. McDonald's. I would eat an abundance of McDonald's. God, I love it.

it. Everybody go out and try McKeelan, okay? It's a cheeseburger with fries on the cheeseburger, then you put a little bit of mayonnaise on top of the fries in the burger, and then you dip the burger in sweeten sour sauce. McKeelan, my mouth is watering. Oh, Brandy Bachman. Any recommendations for me as a newish golden retriever mom? I have three human kids, but I'm new to golden's. Do's and don'ts. You are in for such a treat. Do's? Get more golden. don't you're doing it all right everything you're doing in life right now is right three human kids and a golden retriever goals three human kids yeah humans not dog kids they're easy dogs to train hannah paulson says do you have a guess on who the next bachelorette will be well i don't know

who wins i don't know who's runner up if i had to guess right now i'm like tia because she's the perfect amount of sass, she's cute, she's funny, she could carry a show, I think guys would love her, um, maybe Kendall. I'm between those two right now. Uh, okay, Erin Nicole Daruda, Daruda Bahama. Good one, Caitlin. I need therapy about how to get more vegetables into my diet. All you eat after work is carbs, save my life. Oh, I have a trick for you. Spaghetti Squaboard. and yams. Are those carbs? Those are good carbs. What kind of carbs you eat and after work? My trick is that if I have a sweet tooth, sometimes I put cocoa powder, like the zero sugar in peppermint tea. Delish. Okay. Kayla McKinney, if you had to pick between one glass of the best

wine you've ever had with a low alcohol percentage and a bottle of the worst wine you've ever had with the highest aqua alcohol percentage, which one would you choose? I'd pick, this is her, I'd pick a bottle of the worst wine with the highest percentage. Whoa, that rain is coming down. I'm with you, Kayla. I'm with her. She also asked what my spirit animal would be, and I actually decided this the other day it would be a wolf.

They're cute, they got nice eyes, but they're badass. They'll cut you. Jamie R. Could you tell that Ben would be the bachelor's? they chose from your season while filming? Yeah, because they told me. They're like, we want that guy to be the bachelor. Sylvie Wanless?

Oh, no, where's Tucker at least? Question one. Oh, he's here. Question one, what was the biggest adjustment when moving in with Sean? Truthfully, I feel like we had a very smooth transition with moving in with each other. I think it was more like he moved to Vancouver

for a couple months, there and like I didn't really go to the gym and he did all the time and I didn't really know where to tell him to go to the gym and there was paparazzi and it was weird and we lived in a very very tiny apartment but like other than that for what it was it was pretty smooth question two what are your Valentine's Day plans with him I can't tell you that because he's in the room and I have a surprise hey uh Julie Shilov what's something not many people People know that you love to do. Hmm.

What do I love to do that people wouldn't know? Toots! Sean thinks tooting is something I love to do that people wouldn't know. People know. People know. I like to cry. I think it feels good to have a good cry. I like to drive around in my new Jeep and listen to audiobooks.

Right now I'm listening to a book from the 80s called Men Are From Mars, Women Are from Venus. Still a classic. Great advice in there. That's probably a weird one that people wouldn't know I like to do. M. M. M. Marasso. Coke or Pepsi.

Wow, this is going to ruffle some feathers. This is really going to separate the men from the boys here. I'm going with Pepsi, and I'm sorry. Yeah, I know. I know. That is a very unpopular opinion. But that's what I'm going with. I really truly love Pepsi.

My mom loved it growing up. We would watch TGIF in the bed with the family on Friday nights, and we'd have popcorn, licorice, and Pepsi. and I absolutely loved it. Okay. Here is your little reminder of all of the sponsors that were on the podcast today. Brightsellers, 50% off your first box. If you go to brightsellers.com slash off the vine, daily harvest.

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