Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Live show Boston

Episode Date: April 4, 2019

Having properly shipped up to Boston Kaitlyn is joined on her live show by bachelor in Paradise stars Ashley Iaconetti and Jared Haibon as well as Brandi Cyrus DJing! Ashley and Jared talk about how their relationship has grown and share their excitement for their upcoming wedding, Kaitlyn is asked an impossible question that later Jared must also face, and Clio confesses what she did with Kaitlyn's drunken IG story. F Factor - Check out FFactor.com and enter Vine15 for $15 off your first purchase Quip - Go to GetQuip.com/VINE to get your first refill pack free Third Love - Get 15% off your first purchase when you go to ThirdLove.com/VINE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Podcast One presents Off the Vine, Grace Therapy. Caitlin Bristow's going to answer your questions. Drink to your confessions and hear what you have to say about anything Bachelor. Let's shake it up some more. Here's Caitlin. Holy shit, that song pumps me up. Are you guys sick of it? Is that like?

Okay. I just need a second. I'm out of breath, too. I may or may not be double-fisting. One with a spring break tour cup. One with a little lady cup. Wait, where did you get that one? I don't know.

I'm feeling too. The man with the drinks brought it to me. I don't know. I just got to say right off the bat, you guys are a little louder than the day crew. Absolutely. I noticed that right. And I walked out.

And by a little, I mean a lot. Is it the matching jackets? Yeah. Yeah, they pumped me up too. It was so funny, we were in the lobby of our hotel sitting there. It was like daylight. Everybody was staring. It was just us too, and people were coming by in the lobby being like, oh.

Then these girls came in. You may be here. The girls may be here that were in our lobby, so don't take offense. But I was like on the phone and I saw these girls sneakily take a picture of me and I face dove into Cleo's crotch. I went, ah! And then Cleo goes, yeah, I wonder how they noticed us. We're like glaring in everybody's eyes.

I don't know if you guys know this, but Cleo and I match a lot. Yeah. We do this a lot, and we don't mean to. Tonight we meant to. But sometimes we'll just show up at the airport. We'll be in like the exact same sweatsuit with a scrunchy, and we're like, get out of here. You know I love to do.

Get out of here. She doesn't get him. Anyways. Brandy, do you have a drink? I do. What are we drinking? I'm drinking. I'm drinking.

An old fashion. An old fashion. Oh, shit. You can take the girl out of Tennessee, but you can't take the Tennessee. I'm of a girl. That's what I say with. Actually, Cleo's from Mexico, so same thing with, she actually is.

Clee. She was born in Mexico. I think I've had too much tequila. She literally was backstage. Too much. She was like, you know what? I've had too much to tequila today, so I'm going to do something different. I'll have a margarita with tequila.

She did say that. Tequila straight up with the rocks. I'm not used to this. Well, you guys are in for a treat because I rarely get spicy Cleo. I rarely get a good drunk to Cleo. I was going to say to Cleo. And you get us both in rare form tonight because of the day show. Andy.

Does anybody do this in work? Who? Is that kind of a Canadian thing or is it actually? Oh. Is that a thing? Like, do you guys do this? Oh. I mean, we have the same scrunchy, so I'm going to let you get away with that weird who.

Hey, Scrunchy gang. Who's part of the scrunchy gang? Put your gang, sign up. Oh, 10? The scrunchy gang is real. Yeah. And if you aren't part of the scrunchy gang, get that. Just kidding.

You can stay, but buy one on your way out. Don't forget to tip Brandy on your way out. Just kidding. Please. Brandy, can we just talk about something for a second? Oh, I would love to. This is going to be embarrassing for me. I can already tell.

Yep. Brandy was getting ready in my room tonight. Oh, here we go. Well. I knew I wasn't going to get away with this. Yeah, you were like half naked out of the shower. No, no, no. I had on like fully naked out of the shower.

I had on a very appropriate, like, cute cotton, Cammy bra thing and like full cheek underwear from urban outfitters. Okay, but it was sexy. I keep saying his name. He thought so too. She doesn't have said her boyfriend's name.

Okay, so it's a big secret who she's dating, but she has a boyfriend and I... Thank you. Thank you. He's really hot. The other day I caught her sexing when she said she was blogging. I did both. Not at the same time.

Oh, that would be terrible. And then, and then today she's getting ready in my room. I'm like, she's not going to get away with this. And then you're in the bathroom, and all of a sudden I heard you be like, I just got to the shower. And he was like, I don't know, blah. And I didn't hear it. And then all of a sudden the door just slammed shut.

And I was like, I'll give you your privacy. So what happened there? Somehow I knew that if I closed the door, Caitlin would be like right outside. I'm not going to lie. I was really tempted. I wanted to be like, how did they do it? Because I sexed all the time. Like, how does Brandy sex?

You know? You never know. Do you guys sexed? Hell yeah. I don't like the wording. I like the pictures. It's so Snapchat. I will only be on Snapchat.

I told Adam if I ever see you screenshot it, I won't send you any more nudes. What? But do you ever send a bad nude? No. I just filter. Screenshot that shit away, Adam. Like you, yeah, nobody says it. I don't want anyone to ever have it.

You know. I do. I'm always like, God, if a nudie gets leaked to me, it will be fine by me, because I don't send out a bad one. True. You know? Let's go viral on this. As your manager, I approve. Cleo's like, I was going to say sex tape, but okay.

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Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Why am I not? Okay, here's why I'm not drinking wine. No, we did want wine, but we asked for tequila and then forgot to ask for the wine. No, no. Here's what really happened.

I had a day show. I drank a lot of wine. and tequila shots and this time I was like I'm a little whined out from I don't know what was it eight hours of drinking wine so I'm onto the tequila

yeah yeah that's my only excuse but will you have some wine with me after this let's have more wine who here is not from Boston oh oh wow a lot anyone from Canada are you from Canada

and then everyone else is from Boston Let's see, let's see if it works. I'm just a loving Boston. Tonight, I mean? Go Celtics. Yeah. I love Boston. And then there's me.

I'm like, go Bruins. Yeah. Wait, go what? Pats. Pats? Oh, Patriots. Did, okay, no, I know. I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry. sorry sorry is it true that Rob Gronkowski retired thank God because if I hear Jason say

one more time that he's friends with the NFL player every time he's like yes one of my good buddies Gronk have you heard of him gronk

he named I'm like you want to pick that up you dropped a name oh there you go anyways go any team that always wins here

okay Okay, Cleo. Take it away. It feels like there's... Sorry. Sorry. But it feels like there's so many powerful, like, athletic... Oh, that's... Teams in Boston. Boston is like, do you guys lose?

Yeah. I feel like how it's your end? Boston won. Yeah. That's what I was excited to come here, and it seems like an unbelievable city. Yeah. You guys are powerhouses, okay? Yeah.

It's taking over the world. Making it really boring for the rest of us, sports fans. I have a good idea for a game tonight. What? I have a good idea for a game tonight. Every time one of these two says, Sorry, I need you guys to drink. That's a great idea.

Cheers to say it twice. You got to drink twice. I feel like I need to top up. And you know what? You guys are in trouble because Cleo says things in threes. Sorry, sorry, sorry. She does. It happens.

She always goes, oh, K, K, K, K, sorry, sorry. Real quick, real quick, real quick. So if I say three stories, I have to take three sips. They do. Oh, they do. And y'all. So every time I say it, then the crowd is. Either one of you guys, if you want to get it.

Everybody drink, whatever. I'm going to try really hard not to. Okay. What we got? What we got for the piece? Okay, so I have a few questions for you, and I thought I'd just make it a little bit fun. Okay. Ew, I hate being.

Ew. Ew. So, obviously, we're doing a tour, and it's been so much fun. Listen for a little Canadian accent. So, obviously, we're doing it. doing a tour but you guys I feel

what's the Boston accent I love pack oh okay so not Canadian that was good okay I don't know

I love I've been listening to everyone I'm like yes keep talking I love it it's cool go on

more about me so one of the girls that works to do Kendra she asked me this question on the flight and I was so

disgusted oh perfect I was like no I'm like I can't even go there but I thought I'd ask it to you tonight. I can't even imagine, like, a weird thing like that coming out of your mouth.

No, this is, this is actually, I'm, I'm, I'm, so, sorry? I'm apologizing for asking this question. No, make him drink. First question, if your dad and Jason swapped bodies. Oh, God. And the only way to swap them back would be to have sex with one of them. Which one would you pick? Clea!

Oh, my God. What a question. So when you have sex with a body? But imagine, so if you have sex with Jason's body, then it'll be your dad's face. Oh, my. And vice versa. I'm going to cry. Brandy, she has to answer. There's no way.

I would just end it there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd be like, it's been a good run, but yeah, I'm out. Okay, but then if you don't have sex with either of them, then that means that you'll forever have your dad's face with Jason's body. and vice versa. No, no. I pick Jason's body and I'll just do this.

And let's be real that's never gonna happen so I don't feel as gross saying that, but like, yeah? God, Cleo. What other questions you got for me?

You know what? Blame Candra. She was the one who came up with it. Candra? I couldn't answer, so good for you. Okay. Good for you. Well, I didn't really have an option. Candra, am I looking at you right now?

Yeah, you sick. Kendra, that's your fault. You sick, sick, f***. Any more brain busters? Yeah, okay. Cleo, go on with the sick questions. Okay, actually, they're not that sick, because I felt really bad, but I started with a big one.

Okay. Okay, so if you would, would you rather have a successful career as a pro dancer since you grew up dancing or as a singer since you will be releasing some songs this year? Look, let me tell you something. Okay. It is expensive to start a singing career. I know. Like, I just thought I would, like, throw out a little ditty and people would come running. And that's not the case.

People are like, let's have a meeting. We didn't talk about this, how to get you on iTunes, and there's this fee and this fee. And I'm like, but I was on the bachelorette. Can't I just do a swipe up and call it a day? I'm working on it. Yeah. So, um, why don't you give us like two? two sentences or verses no yes i knew you would get so mad i hate you i hate you for

i hate you for just like two okay do maybe i drink a little more wine than i should And maybe I'm good at making things look all good Good All right, so let's say like two months Two months That was two verses and you'll hear it in two months Yes Oh my God, I can't believe I just did that in front of you guys

I don't get nervous for anything Like you could be like Kailin come out on stage naked I'd be like That I'm like maybe I drink a little mama All right so Go back outside and we'll get you Come out again again

Don't tell me I'll do it Okay so I thought this was a fun question So what sport would be a good one To add a mandatory amount of alcohol to Sport Hockey I don't know I'm thinking more like

Like what's the sport Brandy would know this riding a horse and polo Polo. Sounds dangerous to me, but... And I'm just thinking of the horses well-being here, not the people. Oh, well, I'm such a dick.

Such a dick. Oh, yeah, I love horses. I do. I do. Is polo not good for the horses? No, no, it's fine. No, just like drunk driving them. It's like drunk driving as...

Oh, of course. Questionable. Um, a sport... Uh, don't you add alcohol to most sports anyways? Like, if you're just playing it leisurely, like golf... Yeah. I don't know. You guys tell me, what's a good...

Baseball? Baseball? Tennis. Tennis. Volleyball could be pretty funny. I'm like, yeah, everything you guys said. Totally. So pretty much all of them.

Okay. Next question. Go back to the first one. That was fun. Okay. This one, I'm excited about this. Who said this? But that's what a friend is.

Not minding too. much because you like someone. You? No? Oh. But like no, but yes. Read it again? No, but yes. Do you have something in your eye? Tiffany. Okay, I'll read it

again. Okay. But that's what a friend is. Not minding too much because you like someone. Huh? I don't know. I did? No. Ernie said that to Bert. Do you guys know that we're Ernie

and Burt? Ernie and Burt. Not enough people know that. Wait, you're leaving me hanging. I was going to say if you don't know, you go watch, but there's no footage. No. We're Ernie and Burr. Iceland stories.

Okay. Next question. Well, actually on that note, I was Googling Bernie and Ert quotes for this podcast. Yeah. Bernie, no. She does this all the time. Let me just clarify something for you guys. Okay, Cleo's third language is English.

Her first, Spanish. Yeah, Spanish. Second is French. And her third language is English. So sometimes she says things and I'm like, are you stupid? And then she goes, no, you are my third language is English, bitch. She would never say that. But I say it for her to myself because I'm like, she does these Cleoisms.

And that was one of them, Bernie and Ert. Ernie and Bert. Yeah. And you can't. I need to blame that on the tequila because you do that all the time. All the time. Anyways. I just feel like it should be Bernie.

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inspired him as a child. But then I was like, wait, should we get Ernie and Burnt tattoos? Ernie? No. This is what happens when you get tattoos when you're drunk. Which are all of my tattoos.

How do you think I got... Should we get a tattoo in Boston? Yeah. Okay. Where should we go? Do you guys know good spots? What if I got like

Boston Vino's tattooed on I like it Excuse you Everybody else It's all for And she goes No She's not

We'll regret it Do you? I don't regret any of mine Except for this one and this one And I got Teardrops tattooed on my fingers So I go You don't regret those

Do you? Yeah You do? Why? They're stupid No, they're not. I love them. You love the teardrops? Yeah, because, well, I guess because I've known you forever with those.

And then there's a spade on my middle finger, so then when I'm like doing this, people are like, wow, she is trashy. It's a lot going on. Okay, I have to tell you guys a story. So obviously the wine came up, like spade and sparrows. Do they know that? Yeah, spade and sparrows coming out soon. My wine's coming soon.

And so the whole spade and sparrows, you're like, okay, Caitlin's like, I love to play cards with my family. I love the spades and then I have two sparrows tattoos I love to go home Spades are the most powerful suit on the deck I've got the sparrows and then we came up with the name

we checked it was like not taken we made a website we really committed and we weren't coming up with like the greatest names for things and I went and got a spade tattooed on my knuckle because I was like well I already have the sparrows

I'm like really committing to this we have like a team meeting like a month later and we're not going to go with spade and sparrows and I was like yeah we okay

so it's still spayed and sparrows and you guys better like it you're like I got a tattooed so we got to make it happen and I have something very exciting coming out on my brother we are a lot

I just looked down and we're like blinding people with our jackets but we have a very exciting thing coming out on my birthday yeah so stay tuned well brunch knew this

one girl girl earlier was like June 19th and I was like how'd you know she's like it's my birthday too but there's only one oh are you June 19th no yeah so you're Gemini right who's how many Gemini yeah who's Gemini out there yeah psycho you know almost almost all of my best friends are Gemini really yeah there's what are you have a little bit of a yeah what are you I'm an aries what do that makes sense I'm a Gemini oh yeah you're so not a Gemini I am I am I'm so not a Gemini I am, though. I decided to hide it because I'm a nine on the enigram.

Oh, right, right, right. Go with the flow with you down. I'm like, you know? How, Brandy? Rear. Give me one more drink and I'll really see. What are you on the enigram? I can't remember.

Oh. Have you guys done the enugram? Three. I'm obsessed with it. I'm a three. Yeah, these girls are obsessed with that. I'm obsessed. An eneagram test?

You have to do it. Right. Put it down. Put it in your notes because you're going to do this. This is what you're going to do. I'll remember what she said. And then tomorrow I'd be like, you actually should do it because it tells you what you're like at work,

in a relationship with friends. And when I read yours, it was so accurate. Yeah. Brandy, I'm going to read yours tomorrow. Yeah, you should. So my scary accurate. It's like needs to be the center of attention.

I'm like, no, I don't. Wearing the flashiest jacket. I feel like we should confess. Yes. I'm like, is it kidding? Time goes by, so fast. I will confess.

You confess. And then in Calgary. Well, you better have one. You think about it. Okay. But how many guys are out there? You know where they all are? You know where they all are?

The Celtics game. Oh, yeah. They're all in the game. Oh, yeah. Thank you guys for choosing me over the Celtics. It says a lot about you guys. It really does. Okay, well, you tell a confession first, and then Brandy?

I mean, you're like, get over it, Caitlin. I try and tell you something gnarly every day. Every day. Okay, fine. You can come up with one. You could take a knee. Okay, so I'll start with the confessions. Do I know this one?

I actually hope you don't get mad at me. Oh, I like this. So I was going to tell you this like a week ago, but I was like, no, I want to save it for the podcast. Oh, juice. So, first of all, how drunk were you when you went to Vegas to see the pink show? Well, that was Nashville, so not that drunk. Not as drunk as Cleo. Not as drunk as you.

On a scale from 1 to 10, how drunk would you say you were? At the pink concert? Yeah. Well, I mean, by the end? I mean, I did end up at a honky tonk on stage in Nashville by like midnight. So middle, I was like a hard seven. Okay, okay. So obviously.

Maybe a soft tank. I know you pretty well. Okay. And I knew that you were going to be going to the pink concert. and it's like pink concert you were really excited that means a lot of alcohol and you'll be drinking I was like that is not a good combination with Instagram

so I made sure to like just be following your stories and one second I could go Caitlin Bristow and there's like I think 40 bars at the top and I was like 40 bars Oh my God did you so I started going through them and I was like oh my god okay so how many videos

of pink twirling can I actually see I was like... Did you delete? Yeah. I deleted... You went into my Instagram and deleted my stories? I think I deleted about 15 stories.

That was... No one cares. No one cares. No. I was like... It was too much. Too much. Really?

Yeah. It was a lot. So I was like... But then I started... Like, I was looking and I was like, okay, I'm going to delete, delete. And then after a while, I was like, oh, my God, I think I've deleted, like, a lot.

And so I thought that you would call me out on the morning. Then we woke up the next day, and, like, no text from Caitlin. I was like, oh, okay. In fact, I think you called me and asked how drunk I was, and I was like, no, no, I went home early. It was great. Wait, what? I'm not joking. You had 40.

Okay, that's embarrassing. A little piss, but also who wishes they had a Cleo on their night out? Because now that I think about it, I'm like, oh, if I go to someone's story at a concert, I'm like, Jesus, we get it, you're at a fucking concert. So when you say, like, pink twirling like one too many times, I'm like, oh, God, it was probably so blurry. And I was like, yeah, I'm like zooming in, like, look how close I am. Well, it was funny because there was one post where you were zooming in on the guy behind you. And I was looking at that, and I was like, first of all, I know you don't know him. And second of all, I don't really think Jason would like that.

Jason text me, Jason text me and goes, why are you zooming in on the guy's face? Why you keep zooming in on that one guy? Well, you told me that the next day. And then I looked at the morning, and I was like, it must have been on somebody else's story

because it's not on my... Because you told me the next day, and you're like, that's so weird. Like, Jason was pissed about this guy, but he wasn't even looking at my Instagram story, and I'm like, mm, mm, mm, okay? You tell me asked me. True.

He was like, do you know the guy? Why are you zooming in on him so many times? I was literally creepy. Like, I was like, like, zooming. But do you remember it now? No. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it was, first of all, he was married, and his wife was actually very sweet, big bachelorette guy. And so we bonded, so I don't feel bad about it. But whatever, we deleted it. That's my confession. That's a good confession. That's really good. And also I'm going to keep, now I'm going to, well, thank you because now I'm going to be more aware of my drunk stories.

And you're welcome. Yeah. And as long as you let me know when you're going out. Look at us. Do you guys just look up here and be like, what the fuck are they wearing? Wait, does anyone here like to match with their boyfriends or best friends? I think it's the best. Ten people do.

Yeah. I love matching. I think it's so freaking cute. Yeah, me too. All right, guys, settle down. What? Oh, the jacket? Jacket is from Revolve.

You were to... Everyone's, like, bonding over this now, though I'm like, I'm going to let the crowd settle before we continue. Are you guys good? Yeah? Everybody's happy about matching. Well, you got it for the do-edit festival photo shoot,

and you look so good. How many people have a deal? Scrunchy. Gang. Scrunchy? Gang. Scrumchy? Gang.

Scrunchy. For those of you who didn't pick that up, you'll know for next time. But you can't say it unless you have a scrunchy. Oh, she caught it. Nice toss. This was me earlier. Andy was my guest earlier, and she goes, oh, you're not a very good breeder for an athlete.

Because I was like this. You're welcome. And it matches your shirt. That's perfect. Look at all this bad bitch energy, too, on the wrists. Oh, yeah. Lots. Lots of rest. Okay, that makes me very happy.

What else we got on the agenda? We do have a surprise for you in a bit. Yep. You guys, I would FaceTime Jason, but he's on a plane. He's fake. Oh, I'm sorry. Am I not entertaining you? Just kidding. I would FaceTime him.

I've done it every single show, I think. One time he called, he knew I was in a podcast, and he was like, oh, oh, are you busy? he knew I was going to do this and he was like what did he say? No, okay, wait sorry, I don't know about that one. Sorry. Drink. She's been holding back

but. Okay. Oh, we could do that. That's new. He's going to be like, why is she face time? And Cassie's going to be like, why is she face timing? But let's try. Oh, he'll answer. Don't let us down,

him and his girlfriend are going back and forth Well, why is she? Well, I don't know. Should we face it? Should I answer? Maybe she's with Jason. I don't know. It's just a rose.

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I think we should adjust our seats. Do you want to adjust? Yeah. I think we might have some. I want to get it. I would just want to sit a little further. Oh, I wish. It's not Jason.

It's not Jason. I'm really sorry. He's in the air right now. It's not Jason. Who do you want it to be? Do you want it to be Ashley Ayah, Jared? That's amazing. Hey, do we got some Patriot fans up in the house?

Did you guys hear about gronk? Yeah. We talked about them. Yeah. Okay, okay. We have some Tom Brady fans in the house. I've always wanted to do this. I got a Brady chant.

Brady! Brady! Brady! Brady! Brady! Brady! Brady! Brady!

No, keep it on. That made my life. Oh my gosh. I feel like this is the perfect crowd for you guys. Let me just say, real quick, this. I did not get even half of that excitement. Not even half.

But I understand. I understand. You guys, we feel really bad we're not Jason after hearing you call. No, sorry about that. No, you know what? A couple of them are like, Jason.

And then someone said, Ashley, I and Jared, and I went like this. And then I went like, so you guys are good. You guys, they're here just like planning their wedding. Stupidly.

We get a... How is the food? You guys. we're so full. I feel so bad complaining out being full, but we've had three Thanksgiving three days in a row.

That's amazing. Okay, so you've picked out your food for your wedding? Well, we haven't officially picked it out. Now we've tasted all the caterers, so now we have to decide who we're going to pick. It's kind of like the final

rose for caterers. Oh, that's cute. I like that. I'm going. I tried to get a cheer. They're like, I don't care. Back to them. What?

Somebody just shouted something. Oh, sure. You're invited. Yeah. Yeah. You're a Pats fan? Yeah. Whoever's a Patriots fan is invited to the wedding.

Our wedding planner is over here going, no. Yeah, he's a little too excited. I think we should play a game with them. It's called... Did I tell you guys about this earlier? It's called, no, it's called, that's what she said. So they're going to get some cards. You guys know cards against humanity.

Okay. Five, that's a lot. I played this with my dad when I was home, and one of the answers was when you watch the same porn as your dad, and that's where we stopped it. So I'll ask your question. They have to pick the perfect response, and then I'll pick the winner,

and then we all drink, because that's how the game works. Ready? Okay. Oh, I have to pick a good one. Compelling, isn't it? Wait, wait, wait. I think I gave myself an extra card. Oh, I like this one. Okay. Ready? Now, don't read it to me. Just hand me the card, and then I'll read and pick whose answer, okay? Okay. The best way to sum up my high school experience is.

Do you have a good one? I got to have mine. Okay. The best way to sum up my high school experience is, is do you have any ice cool down the boner I'm trying to find the hot spot do you know it's freaky Friday

I thought we'd get better reactions than that okay so my favorite would be I mean I'm trying to find the hot spot second would be do you have any ice yeah Only guys would get that. No, I got it.

Yeah, I was like, you know, trying to cool down the boner. I get it, I get it, I get it. Okay, ready? Next one. Oh, I just picked out the same one. Okay. Things you regret texting your ex after midnight. You know it would have been a good one?

Did you know it's freaky Friday? That would have blended. Is this tequila soda or just soda? Am I just getting that drunk? It's all placebo. Don't mind us. We're just getting drunk up here. Is this? Is this the three?

Okay. Hey, don't be that girl, remember? Don't say, wow. Hey, sharing is caring. See, she's mad. This happens every time. Okay. Things you were.

Regret texting your ex after midnight. Give it a good yank. You've got good ball control. You can't tell anybody about this. First one for sure. Give it a good yank. What? I never went at these things.

Good card. I wish I had a yank card on that one. You know what? I will drink to that. Ask Cleo. Ask Cleo. Wait, do we pick up another card? Yeah.

All right, cool. Ask Cleo what the first thing she asked me on the podcast today was. What was the first thing? She said. Oh, do you guys want to know? Yes, Cleo? Tell them. Yeah.

Just so I don't mess it up because they've had a few drinks. It's disgusting. Yeah, okay. So if Jason and her, no way, actually, not. It's really out of verbatim. If you're done and Jason swap bodies and the only way to swap them back would be to have sex with one of them, which one would it be? I called her a sick No, it's Candra

Look at her Hands up, Candra That is all your fault You are a weird guy's Can we flip this on Jared? Yeah Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yes, yes

Yes You'd have to have sex with your mom In order to get me back But it would be your face It would be Ash's my face So it would be Ashy's body And your mom's body Or

Or it would be Your mom's face And Ashley's body Which one would you choose? That's what I did. That's what I did. You have to pick one. And my mom's body?

Yeah, because you don't want your mom looking at you. Eye contact. Yeah, yeah. I agree with Ashley. I'm not answering this, because someone's going to record it, and then they're going to chop it down to me saying I'm going to have sex with my mom's body, you know? You just said it.

You just said it. You just said it. How many times with The Bachelor, you're like, I'm not, the only way I could say this is if I said this. And then you ended up just say, I'm idiots. Every single time, I tell this to Ashley all the time. We've talked about it many times on the podcast.

I'm sure you heard about this. But when Ashley and I were on Crystal Season, go way back now. We got along really well. And I remember she came out of a, I don't know, ITM in the moment is what they call it, where they do the interview. And she goes, Caitlin, I think they're trying to make me hate you.

Like, you keep getting the rules. Thank you. And she was like, I can't say anything bad about you because you're very honest, like you just tell it how it is. And I was like, yeah, I just came out of one of the same things and I said I wouldn't be mad if you got your period in a shark tank. Oh, that's right. And you were like, and she just laughed.

And I was like, and that's why I love you, because I didn't mean it. I loved her. I always have, always always. Yeah, you're definitely one of those people that even if you were a frontrunner, you just couldn't hate you. No, and I wasn't. But you were. Only in producer's eyes. Chris Solz was like, fucks, gross nuts.

The title, the last round, here we go. Wait, wait, if I win, do I win at all? What does Cleo win if she wins at all? What do you win if you win at all? Okay. I will take this, Runchy. Okay. I like tequila.

You win a shot of tequila and a really comfy bed because that's where you're headed. I get to win this crunchy here. Oh, you know what? If you win, you get to pick. Oh! Hey! That was so cute.

She caught it and it was like she got the golden ticket. Bless you. She literally was like this. You'll give it back to me, right? Okay, last one, ready? The title to Taylor Swift's new hit breakup song. Oh, I have a. good one. Okay, ready?

The title to Taylor, yeah, the title to Taylor Swift's new hit breakup song. A bruise like a peach. We got a bleeder! It's got to be it.

Nope. It's all in the wrist. Hey, hey, it's all in the wrist. My pick is it's all in the wrist. That's me. Wow. That's me. That's just bullshit. We got a fleeter

I got a blater I like that one a lot You know I bruised like a peach Yes, that's pretty good But that's like I feel like Taylor would say that This is for shock value

Wait so you No they're all good then you No I won I was Ashley won Ashley won Ashley won Yay So we're only a third of the way

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Therapy. Ashley won, but guess what? She won at life. She's getting married before me. It is very unexpected. It is so amazing. Can we just talk about this for a second? They are like the fucking dream team, power couple, besting, best couple. Let me finish. Best couple, in my opinion, to come out of Bachelor Nation. Oh, thank you, Caitlin.

I'm serious. Thank you. Do you want to reminisce on the time I called you in paradise? Yes. No. Nobody wants to reminisce about that. That's actually where I was going with this conversation. Okay.

Look, if anybody's feeling defeated out there or like there's no hope, just look at these two, okay? Here's how the journey started. Four years ago on The Bachelorette. Can I get another drink? Jared walked out of the limo and voted for Brit, not me. make that two drinks two drinks please yeah yeah he did didn't you

listen if you guys have watched the show you both know me you both know that like I'm a dumbass okay yes I would have to agree with you yes anytime my gut says something I do the opposite of it yeah yeah I'll give you that and so he comes up with his little Superman shirt out of his suit and he says I'm here for Britt and I'm the love man.

I didn't say I was here for Brit. Let's just put it in perspective. Okay, fine. He didn't say that, but he put the little f***ing rose in Brit's slot. Whatever you want to say. So anyways, Jared and I have a conversation. He's like, look, I voted for Brit. I'm like, look, I appreciate your honesty.

Let's box it out. You go fight some guy in a ring and we'll talk because I have controlled the roses now. Which he did. And then he went to the hospital. And I said, that's for voting for Brett. No, I didn't say that, but that's in my head. And then, you know, great, great friendship.

Yeah, we did have a really good friendship. A really, really, and that's why you're here now, because, I mean, I love this guy, and I love him for Ashley. And so then we break up. Weird. Thanks for that, Caitlin. Real big heartbreak, and I send him home, and he goes straight to paradise with a really big smile on his face, I'm sure.

Oh, off to Paradise. Ashley walks in. Ashley has... Oh, I got to add in. I got to edit. When I went to your New York date, so I was sitting in the audience during that date, and I had seen paparazzi pictures of Jared in his yellow shorts boxing,

and I went up to all the producers. I was like, Jared must be there. Jared has to be in paradise. And they're like, Jared is going on the one-on-one this week. But I had my eye set on him from that, from even before. She's been aired, yeah. Interesting. I remember walking up to Ashley,

and I walk up and Ashley standing there, and I was like, huh, and then I looked over, and I was like, what is you doing here? And then I look at Ashley, I'm like, ha, ha, ha, is he dying here? And then we're like, I was like, he's cute. Yeah, he's cute. I was like, tell me, I've never talked to him before.

Anyways, fast forward, fast forward. It was all fun and games until people's hearts get broken. And then they ended up on Paradise together. Fast forward to another season. We all know the roller coaster that it was. But can you even believe, like, he's so in love with her now. They're so in love. And they're getting...

Yes, I am. And they're getting married. And they're like... And they're what, like, dreams are made of. Like, I think I have a great relationship with Jason. I'm like, can you love me, like, Jared loves Ashley? Well, that's very sweet of you. I'm sure he does.

He does. He really does. He does, and you guys will be invited to our wedding. But anyways, we're so happy for you guys. Cheer if you're happy for Ashley and Jared. Thank you so much. Yes, thank you. So I actually have a question, and this is...

So she asked how Ashley dealt with people bullying you for crying and whatever, showing your emotions. That's why people love Ashley. Yeah. That... I always say... If anybody asked me about, like, people on the season or whatever, I say, Ashley is actually the most confident one out of anyone I know.

Thank you. I do. I do. Because she's the most sure of her emotions. She's not afraid to show us. She's the most vulnerable. She knows what she wants and she doesn't settle. And she's like, I fucking want you.

I'm going to cry. So I feel like how you handled it was exactly how anybody who is the most real authentic person would handle it if they were secure in their own emotions. Am I wrong? I'm going to just go. with her answer because it was way better said that I could have ever said it. But that's how I feel. I feel like you're just secure in your emotions.

You're like, and let's be honest, that was a little bit of your character. Like people loved you for your tears. Yeah, no. At the end of the day, I'm glad it was all portrayed the way it did. I think it got frustrating at times when people didn't see our friendship. Then they only showed our, like, 10% of our relationship where he like was unsure and frustrated because I just wouldn't let it die. But I think that for the most part, it was just frustration.

But she's right. I mean, I couldn't believe how much emotion shaming there was involved with it, especially when I was just like, I was like, I'm just being like how I think everybody is in their own like 20-something-year-old apartment behind closed doors. It is. And I think it's crazy that people are, one, shunning that. And two, acting like they don't act like that themselves.

Well, that's where the bullying comes from is because they're like, ooh, I can project my own insecurities onto this girl who's crying about a relationship. I'm like, I cried too. Just not as much as you. I'm just kidding. They just didn't show it as much as you.

But they made it your thing. So that's hard too because, I mean, my thing was, she's funny and like guns blazing. They made your thing crying. So when they make a certain character, they really like run with it. And yours happened to be, like, showing your motion, which I thought was a beautiful thing.

Oh, well, thank you. It was. Thank you, guys. Any more brain busters? Okay, let's take three questions from the audience. Well, also, just a quick question. How many girls here tonight are single? Because we found out from today's show earlier

that Boston's actually a really hard city to date. Really? Why? But I will say, I feel like It's too small It's too small Try dating in the bachelor world, guys Hey, young guys are hot too

Oh, they don't want commitment They want a bone and go? Oh, the old bone and go What a shame Really? Do any of the girls want a bone and go? Okay, okay Okay, wait, so how popular is online dating in Boston?

Oh, yeah. He met his brother-in-law and sister. I met my brother-in-law through a dating app. It was a little rocky first date, but after that, smooth sailing. Wait, you met your... My sister met her future husband on a dating app. They're now married. And this is a proof that you've got to kind of try to go on three dates with guys.

First date went well. date did not go well. She was even contemplating not going on a third date. Really? And then she's like, okay, I'll just go on a third date. Fast forward two years, married, Lividson together, yeah. Three dates. Three dates. My mom always says three dates too. What?

Yeah. Well, ours is three years, not three dates, but. Hey, you know what? Oh yeah, you need a lot of time. Whatever floats your boat. Okay, I mean, we just got full drinks and you got two drinks as you were rehearsed. let's do some questions a couple questions and then we got to wrap

this be a joke all right who's got a question sharing is caring wow this mic is way better than mine was no no no no your mic sucks convince me convince me

you're a good question how good is your question oh okay oh yeah this is happening what's your name where you from yeah what's your Instagram handle Julie Apparicio I'm from Providence Rhode Island

Yeah, Rhode Island! We're getting married in Rhode Island. I know, I know. So my... I'll be there. My question is for Jared, from me and my best friend. I wanted to know when the last time you were at Tortilla Flats was. Last time I went to Tortilla Flats?

Yeah. It's been a couple years. Why do you ask? Have you seen me around there? Yeah, I saw you on, like, an Instagram there, a while back. Oh, yeah. I remember that picture. I took...

It was the picture that I was FaceTiming with Chad. Chad, my buddy Chad, who lives in Vancouver. Oh, really? Anyway, long story, full circle moment right there. Last time I went to Tortilla Flats was like two years ago. Great place. Love their margaritas. Yeah.

Tortilla Flats in Providence, Rhode Island. Check it out. You have a good old time. Oh, we got so many hands. I'm going to come over to this table right here. All right, let's hear it. Caitlin. Yeah.

Two-part question. Oh, great. Are you and Jason planning on moving in together? And if so, where? Canada, U.S.? We're not there yet. Going on two months now. I said this earlier.

I'm like, I get it. We're from The Bachelor World, but we're taking this one slow. I have a lot of plans with my house in Nashville. I want to redo the kitchen. My house just flooded two days ago, which is really great. Same here. Really? Yeah, we talked about this, yes.

Really? Like Nashville. You want to stay there? For a little while. We actually do a really. great job at long distance since he's in Seattle and I'm in Nashville. We see each other every weekend. He's coming to the show in New York,

which I'm sorry, are you going to be... He wanted to be... Love you guys too. Boston's an impressive, man. Yeah, and he wanted to come to the Boston show. He's from New York, and he wanted to go to Boston. Yeah, yeah, he wanted to go to Boston show. Anyways, I don't know.

I don't know when we'll move in. Maybe, like, after the summer, Great answer, Caitlin. Great answer. All right, here we go. Yeah. Hi, my question's for Ashley and Jared. Amazing. I met you both at the Backstree Boys concert at Fenway Park a couple years ago.

Yeah. So I love that you came out to it and you guys were so nice. Did you guys think at that time you were going to end up together? It was definitely one of those weekends where I was like, what the f***? Because he was, we were having such a blast because we went to Backshed Boys one night and then new kids. the other. I was with his family. He was staying at at our hotel and I was

really, that was one of those weird moments and those that was all platonic. Like I don't. Oh yeah. Absolutely. Like he slept on the pullout couch in like the sweet room and I just remember hanging out with his sister and his best friend and being like this is really weird and then

they got in the car and they're like you're, it's really weird you're not with Ashley. Yeah I remember my sister got in the car with me and she's like you're a fucking idiot. I was like, tell me something I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, I knew. You guys were so nice, though, so thank you.

Oh, thank you very much. We're going to go back. We're going to go to the garden. New kids on the block this summer. We've got to come deep. We've got to come deep. Oh, she's going deep. Deep, deep.

Oh, wow. Way out there. Keep going, Brandi. Keep going. As far as you can go. Go on Lansdown. Yeah. Hi.

My name is Sam. Hi, Sam. I live in Somerville. Go Patriot. Yeah, go Pats. Coming for number seven. I was wondering what your real thoughts on Cassie and Colton are.

Oh, is that weird? I like it. Oh, I'm obsessed with them. So I really like what I saw on After the Final Rose. I was rooting for Colton this entire time and I just wanted him to end up with somebody who really loved him.

I think what we need to fill the gaps on as like a fan base is really what happened in those four months between filming rapping and then after the final rose because people are like how did you get from that to that but because our relationship evolved in a similar way where he really needed to catch up with his feelings I understand how they got there I agree I think in this weird weird world we live in that can happen like I don't doubt that she could just be like wait I feel like you get very manipulated by production or TV or the world you're living in or not having your friends and family around you. And all it takes is to be grounded with somebody for five minutes and then

realize what you have. So I don't judge any of that. And I'm like, I totally understand how things can change like that. Okay, you know what? I'm actually going to. Yes. I'm going to play devil dad a kid because I think that and obviously I loved watching the end of this season, but the one thing I struggle with is you kind of know what you sign up for. So if you're going to go on the bachelor... No, you don't.

But if you're going to go on the bachelor, you're going to know that engagement is a potential at the end of it. You do not know. You do not know what you sign up for. Everybody says you know what you sign up for and you don't. Until you're in

it, you're like, I'm never going to fall for that person and you fight it and you fight it and you fight it until you can't fight it. it anymore. I fought it for three years. Yeah. Take it from Jared. I'm telling you, I'm with Caitlin on this one, if you go on

100% for love, two things. One, you're lying or second, you're insane. Yeah. Because you go on for the experience and whatever comes with it. You hope to find love and you're like, that would be wild. If I could go on a reality

show and like get some sort of like platform and fall in love? Wow, what a bonus. You'd be like, wow, that's amazing. But we're neither, all three of you not annoyed at how that's what you came for. I was fired up that one week.

Yeah, it was like you're a little bit annoyed. What week? I guess like the hometown week. Okay, that was annoying. Because I was sensing so much hesitation from her and I'm like, she's not being up front. But I knew it'd be figured out. I was like, well, let me see next week and then I'll judge.

Yeah. But I do think that us falling in love off camera it just was better for us and I think it may have just been better for them yeah the only thing I blame Cassie for is when they were approaching her in like week whatever hometown week or the week before when they were saying you're not ready and she's like

I'm ready for marriage I'm ready I'm here for Colton and then like three weeks later she's like I'm not sure if I'm ready to be a relationship that was the only time I was like come on well she's 23 you panic okay no it's true yeah you're right you panic in those moments but I will say nobody i mean if we judged every single one of your love journeys in this room we'd all have

you know like something to say next question next yeah i'd just want to say like where are you so i can look over here hey so yesterday i was at the gym listening to your drunk dial podcast and i literally saw people looking at me laughing at me laughing at you nice so i just want to say thank you for making my gym workouts that much more enjoyable. And I want to know if you want to, like, send me a sneak peek of your wine symbols. Wow, that was smooth. First of all, thank you for saying that. Second of all, that's illegal.

I can't send it. Maybe I can. You know what? Brandy or Cleo. Somebody go get your email so you don't say it and everybody emails me from saying. And I'll see what I can do. We'll get it. So this is like a joke that I do where...

Wait, are we in the States? Yeah. Okay, so I was at CVS. I used me to say, Chapters, Drug Mart. I was at CVS. Yep. Ooh, CVS. Woo.

Go CBS. Tom Brady Shopser. Woo, pharmacies. Yeah. And so then this lady kept following me around, and she kept looking at me, and I was in this one aisle. And finally I was like,

okay, you keep staring at me. And she was like, well, you look like my daughter who is murdered. Yeah. I know. And I was like, God, I love that. You guys are ready to this. So I'm like, wow, I'm okay. And then she followed me, and I went to check out at the cash register.

Is that what they're still called? And I'm like, okay, I'll get everything in my bag. And I start walking, and this girl starts, the woman starts walking up closer to me. And she's running. And now I'm like, oh, God, this girl's been following me. Now she's chasing me. She said, I look like her daughter. And I'm running, and I go to get in the car.

and she, I go to dive in my car and she grabs my leg and she starts pulling my leg kind of like I'm pulling yours so good. Why are you so funny and pretty? I feel really good. Anyways, did you guys have fun tonight?

Okay, wait, before we end it for the brunch, we did a can you not Boston. And there were so many good ones. So I feel like we should do one before we wrap it out. I'm totally into the audience opening it up to you guys doing a Kenyonaut. What did people say? It was about Keny not like, what was it? Can you not like say you're from New Hampshire or whatever.

Yeah, someone was like, can you not say you're from Boston? You're not from something somewhere in New Hampshire. Yeah, New Hampshire. I can't hear a goddamn thing. What? I don't. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're from fucking New Hampshire.

Get out of here. It's like me. I'm from Providence. I'm not from Boston, you know? No, no, no. I love Boston, though. We're like Boston's little brother. No, but I always say Jared always says

that he's from Warwick, Rhode Island. And I go, I go, why can't you? Yeah, T.F. Green. I go, why can't you just say that you're from Providence? I'm from fucking Warwick, okay? That's like me with... Nobody will get this because I'm Canadian. Sorry for my potty mouth, guys, by the last.

I'm from freaking Edmund LaDuke, Alberta. Nobody knows where that f***. Do you actually know where that is? Yeah, exactly. It is funny, though, how I get a pass. I'm like, oh, sorry, I swear a lot. I'm from New England. I'm like, oh, okay, that makes sense.

I got you now. He's allowed. He's allowed. Okay. He swears a wicked lot. Oh, I love the wicked. I love wicked. Yeah, me too.

I just told him yesterday. I go, why don't you say wicked more often? It's kind of hot. Ashley legitimately told me to say wicked more. I think... I was like, just wait till baseball season. He hit a Wicked Pissa. A Wicked Pissa.

I only know Wicked from Family Guy. I'm like, yeah, it's Wicked awesome. Or Adam Sandler. New kids on the block taught me Wicked. Oh, you're so in with them. You are. No, not them personally. Yes, you are.

Like watching old videos. But I'm also a little bit of them. She's in with the Jonas Brothers. She's in my new kids on the blog. Jonas Brothers Ashley's in, huh? Ashley's in with the Joneses. Oh, yeah.

She beats me. Katie's way in. Caitlin had no idea that Miley dated Nick for all those years. Are you even real? 15-year-old romance. It was so serious back then, though. Oh, guess you set those two up.

Okay. Oh, I know. I know. I will say, Brandi and I are very good friends and I don't know much about pop culture. And so we've hung out a few times And she's like, yeah, Miley.

And I'm like, oh, that's cool. And her sister's name's Miley. They look at the same. Oh, your sister is Miley's name. Okay. And then I was like, I don't care. And then you said something about Nick, Jonas. And I was like, do you know anything about the Jonas brothers?

And she's like, do I. Yeah. I toured with them and I hooked them up with Miley. And they dated for like four years. And I was like, I know. And then, like, you know what? I'm just going to credit myself with the Jonas Brothers fame right now. Because because Miley and Nick dated, we took them on tour.

Yeah. And didn't it. Ashley stalked that whole tour, so she knows what's up. Oh, I was at that Hannah Montana tour. Yeah. You know what? Yeah. What a weird, twisted little world we all live in, you know?

Like, just think about all of this. This is weird. Anyways, are we doing? What are we doing? Okay, wait, there's two things going on. Where are you guys getting married? When? Is that what you said?

August. When? In Newport, but you guys don't get it. Newport. And then you're going to Iceland. Gone. You're going to go to Iceland How long are you spending time there?

Five days? That's not enough time. Yeah, it is. No. Says a girl that saw like two places. Is there more to see? Oh, I drove the whole island baby. Did you find, isn't Iceland like the number one spot for the most beautiful people in the world?

Did you find that you just walked around and it was no? I'm not like into the whole like blonde hair, blue eyes thing. Ah, right, right, right, right, right. You know? That's interesting. Yeah. You got to stay longer. You got to do the whole ring road.

You got to see the whole island because Rakevick is tight and all. But, like, you got to go up north and see. It's too beautiful. So do the whole thing. I don't know who that was. Oh, I know where to tell you to go. Where are you? Oh, Pablo Disco Bar.

Bristow would go all the way to Iceland to go to a disco bar. Yeah. And I danced outside in the snow. And it was one of the greatest times in my life. Monday night is Latin music. Oh, yeah. Monday night's Latin music night. Ask for the guy that's really

He's cute but he's not cute And he's got like blonde facial hair And he's like dancing on the bar Blowing fire Next question Wait wait actually I'm gonna go back to that And it was so funny because you posted him On his Instagram

And he had no idea who you were And he comes back to you and he's like taps on your shoulder And he's like You posted me on your Instagram And I'm getting all these DMs And then yeah So I feel like we need to remember his name So he can

Like people can go and see him. I don't know. His name. He's weird. Hey, can we do a quick shout out too to our wedding planner? Troy Williams is in the corner.

Who needs a wedding planner? Raise your hand. He planned Julian Huff's wedding. And Eva Longoria. And Eva Longoria's wedding. The guy is incredible. He's the man. If you guys have ever seen Father of the Bride,

you know, Fronk? Frank! He's Fronk, but ten times better. I've been watching him in the corner and I've just been dying to get for a shower. He's the best. He's the best. That is the best.

And they said, I've worked with Eva and Gould. And literally, that's the best. No, this guy's the best. I just want to do a quick shout out to him. As you should. Wait, Frong. Do you know that's like the best thing you could ever be called as a wedding planner?

George Bond. That ain't J-Lo. Can you do my wedding? Okay. You and Jason get married one day? I'm telling you. You got to go with Joy. We're going to.

Yeah. I feel weird. We're going to in 2025. Mark it down. Okay, two more questions. Okay, what's your question? Hi, guys. Hey, oh.

Hi, guys. Hey. Hey, oh. Baba Ginoosh. Hi. I just had a quick question. So, personally, I'm on a teacher's salary. and...

Hey, round of applause for teachers. Thank you so much, English teacher. Anyways. They were always the hot ones. I wasn't able to get a meet and greet, so I didn't know if there was any way that anyone could meet you after this if you were going anywhere

or if we could meet you some... Just for a photo or anything. Is there a cactus club in Boston? Oh, no. There is? Is there? No. Sorry, it's a Canadian thing.

Is it? I don't know. It depends how drunk again. Oh, I'll buy you a shot, girl. Okay, I'll be there. Where? Yes! I'll buy you 12 shots.

The grand. See you at the grand. See you at the grand, bitch. I'll be the one in the car. Okay, one more question back here. We like the grand. We're going all the way back. We're going all the way back because you guys are all awesome.

What is your question? That's Jackie Bradley Jr. playing center field back there. Is there one thing that you wish had aired during any of your seasons? Is there one thing that you were like, damn, I wish that was on television? Oh, wish it was? Wish it was. Or wasn't. What I wish was on TV was a lot.

I feel like we had so much fun. Like, our road trip was so fun. I wish they had more than that, more than they. What, you and I? Yeah. Oh, yeah, that road trip was really fun. Yeah, that was a great time. So, Caitlin, no, no, no, no.

This was a friendship road trip, I'm telling you, baby. It was all platonic, don't worry about a thing. It really was. Yeah, no, but you hit the curb two times. So she's driving in Ireland on the other side of the road and the other side of the car driving a stick shift. She hit the curve twice. Four times.

Maybe four times. I forgot. I was trying to black it out. And then you started bawling. your eyes out because you were just getting like so overwhelmed. I did. Yeah, you started crying. Really? Yeah, you started because you kept hitting the curb and the

stick shift wasn't working and you were getting laughing so hard. No, because you were getting so nervous because you're on the other side of the road. Oh shit, I don't remember that. I do have to thank you though because you opened Jared's eyes to a whole different kind of woman that he never imagined himself with. That's true. Okay, whoa.

Taylor, can you hear me? That is the nicest compliment I've ever received. What? Yeah, you're a very important stepping stone in us being together, I think. Yeah, absolutely. I fucking love you guys.

And this is why I'm coming to your wedding. Because it's not weird, and I love you. That's actually so sweet. You know, we all have a special bond. Okay, everybody's getting crazy. What, Cleo? What do you want? Okay, okay, I just needed to ask because the question is coming from a hundred,

husband and you go for it why does my wife have so many scrunchies at the bottom they're back out how many scrunchies do you have I have filled about two ziplocks like the gallon size full take on trips I can't decide which ones I want to bring I think that Caitlin loves you

I have a little saying it goes A happy wife is a happy Happy life actually my dad hates that same So I've heard Yeah, no. Does she love scrunchies? Kyle? Yes.

What do you love, Kyle? Just a little bit. Kyle, what do you love? Save blow jobs. Say blow jobs. Oh, shit, I was going to say that. I was like, so when she's doing her thing, she can pull out. What was that?

All the hair out. Yeah. What do you love, Kyle? I was just asking, do you think that she's the absolute hottest when she's wearing her scrunchies? Absolutely. Right. I didn't say that, Cleo. But what do you?

Absolutely. Kyle, can you hear me? What do you love? My wife in scrunchies. Very cute. We do have one girl over here that's very anxious to get her question in. Can we go over there? Yes.

She asked, would you rather never hear or never talk again? I would rather never hear because I will talk for life. Yeah, yeah. I would probably rather talk, but Jared would definitely rather just. here. Oh, 100%. Really? That worked. Yeah. You on that one? You on that train? I need music. I need sounds. I need to be able to listen.

I say nothing of consequences. So I could shut up for the rest of my life. Wow. I disagree with that. Okay, you guys, everybody's getting a little rowdy. So we're going to wrap this up. We got one thing to say. Can we promote something? Guess what? Ashley and Jared have something to say. So everybody listen. Okay, cheer and then listen, ready?

Everybody bring it down from here? Oh, to hear. This is way too much silence for what I'm about to say. We're doing a little book signing meet and greet tomorrow in Providence if any of guys want to come. It's six to eight at the federal tap house. Yes. Where?

The federal tap house in Providence, six to eight. Thank you. Thank you so much for buying the book. It's the best. I don't care if you have kids or you don't. It's the best book ever. Oh, thank you. Thank you.

It's one of my coffee table books now. Oh, Lucy and Clark is on your coffee table? We really appreciate that. Thank you. You guys are on my fridge as your wedding invite, and your book is on my coffee table, so you're a real big part of my day. Oh, Caitlin, that's so sweet.

Thank you. I love you guys. And I love all of my vinos, and everybody that's come out. Thank you guys so much for spending your Sunday night. Are you guys just, like, so drunk and over it? That's such a true question. You're like, yeah, I'm drunk.

No, I'm not over it. Just honestly, from the bottom of my heart, thank you guys all so much for coming out and being such supportive, badass bitches. You know I love all of you from the bottom of my heart. Vino's our life. And now all we have to do is go, scrunchy? Yay!

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