Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Love is in the Blaire with Blaire LaSure
Episode Date: October 18, 2018Kaitlyn and Blaire LaSure kick off the first date of the Blairette with some Grape Therapy. Join in the fun as Blaire preps for her first blind date, tells us how it went, and even gets on th...e phone with the lucky Jared to hear how he's feeling after their date. Leesa - Go to Leesa.com/VINE for up to $235 off and free shipping Take the #OffTheVine Challenge. Get a LEESA mattress, and then tweet at me about your LEESA, using #OfftheVineChallenge. I’ll call out your twitter handle on my Podcast! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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ontario we're talking with o tv podcast one presents off the vine grace therapy kately bristow's
going to answer your questions drink to your confessions and hear what you have to say about
anything bachelor let's shake it up some more here's kately we're here with blair welcome to
great therapy hello where we have the blaret in the house
I am in the actual house in my house and uh you know we just want to start blair's journey off right
answer well you're going to answer some questions with wine i've already drank you've already
chugged your glass because you have a very important night ahead of you i forgot we were filming this
and uh i'm sitting here just looking like a homeless chic lady yeah it's but that's my vibe yeah
homeless chic thanks i don't look homeless chic no you look cute thank you look really cute so
where did you shop for your outfit for your dress dress dress dress
up dress up in Nashville yeah they hooked me up oh yes they have a Nashville and Brentwood and then a
bunch of other locations but I went to the Nashville I'm obsessed with your top um thanks okay so
Blair is starting her journey to find love tonight and uh you've got a date set up you don't know
who it's with you don't know the guy I do not I just know what we're doing okay but I'm gonna show
up and there it begins oh my gosh I feel like I'm like I'm terrified we need some like romantic
bachelor at music you know like when they get out of the limo
oh my god is you rolling up in a limo or like an uber because this is a low budget i haven't talked to
oh right this is very low budget the blare at is low budget but that's how we do around here um okay
so i'm going to ask you some questions we're going to feel this out okay um i just want to know
you know how chris harsons sits down with the lead and is like trying to figure out you know like
yeah tell us how you feel are you ready yeah so i'm going to ask you these kinds of questions okay
i'm ready to start off i would like to know what are you most excited
about during this journey well first of all give me your wine glass let me give you a little splash
mine because you went through that yeah i still need i need a little more that's great okay
what am i most excited about yeah hopefully the end having a man on my arm oh my gosh because that's the
whole purpose of this i can't believe like we're here like we put an idea out there and we really made
it happen i know if people have not seen your video they need to go to my do edit page yes watch the
IGTV watch your video it's all about me and it's going to be we're taping this taping how old
am I 80 um we're recording it in your VCR yeah plug it in plug it in uh be kind rewind um do you even
know what that means yes of course come on right right right we talked about this we did
because it was when the final guy had the blockbuster right oh right right all my podcasts
sometimes just like mesh together into one.
It's okay. Mr. Rogers.
Oh, R.B.
So wait, what was my other thing I was going to say?
Oh, and then you're recording your dates.
You're going to do in the moment interviews.
We're going to do ITMs.
We're going full like bachelorette style.
This is so legit but also like so low budget that it's perfect.
My life is low budget.
And you guys only have $100 for each date.
We have $100 for each day.
So we're going to do like an activity followed by ice cream or a drink or seven drinks.
You're right.
I'll just get that out of my own podcast.
Just. Oh, just kidding. Make the guy pay. Yeah. No, you, you take turns. He buys one, you buy one. Well, it's just one. He buys four, you buy one. Yeah. Yeah. We'll see what happens. Yeah. I'll be like, let's do six shots on you. Yeah. See what you're made of. Um, so you're excited for the end of this because, so is this, the blaret is it ending with a boyfriend? In like, hopefully, maybe. Not a fiance. No. That's a little aggressive. Yeah, that's a little too fast. But boyfriend, I mean, if I really like him. Oh my gosh. I'll see. I. I'm. I. I
have such a good feeling about this i weirdly do too i don't know why also i was telling so my friend
aaron is filming all of this yeah hey iron and and i was like what if like if this actually works which
i kind of a weird feeling i have a weird i have a great feeling then i was like you're gonna give
the best speech at my wedding because you were there when we met and we'll play i was like we're
gonna play that date at my wedding oh my gosh i mean you can do that too but like i'm gonna officiate your
wedding. Yeah, if, yeah. I was going to say if this works, but even if it doesn't, when. When this works.
And, and like, but what if the guy is like, doesn't want to see you with other guys? Well, sorry.
Sorry, this is the blare. This is what you signed up for. Yes, that's exactly what you're supposed to say.
You signed up for it. Are you nervous about your first one-on-one date tonight? Yeah, of course.
Okay, tell me why you're nervous. Because I just hate dates. The unknown. Like, I hate awkward moment.
a thing i'm not an awkward person but i feel like if i meet someone who's awkward i like
become awkward oh if they're like really outgoing then you become i become like i just i feed off of
them so when they're weird and awkward i'm like do you like potatoes like that's all i can think of
like that's what you think of that i don't know do i like potatoes because i do cool i like a mashed
i like a mashed how about you a little butter and like on a first date i feel like you can literally ask
any question in the world yeah but I feel like I think too much of like oh is that a smooth
transition or is he going to think that was awkward like don't overthink see my problem I mean I've
been out of the dating game for a while but when I went on dates I was like I don't know I feel like
I was just like well I might as well be who I am and like because if they don't like me like they're
gonna figure it out pretty quick and I just felt like I just don't over that's kind of something
that I like about myself though I don't overthink that kind of stuff I just go for it and
I'm like, I don't, I don't think about it after.
I'm like, well, yeah, they're like me or he didn't.
Yeah.
We'll see.
I just don't, I don't go on days often.
I get terrified and I'm like, oh, sorry, I have to feed my fish.
What if he asks you tonight what your five-year plan is?
It's like one of my least favorite questions.
I like that question now.
You do?
Okay, what's your five-year plan?
No, I want to know.
Oh, my five-year, well, I haven't actually thought about it.
But I like, I like questions that are like deep and like about the future.
Okay.
But my five-year plan, let's see.
How old am I?
24 29 I'd be let's see hopefully I'd be like a producer killing it like boss lady yeah
and then be married and maybe like be getting pregnant working on it working on getting
pregnant working on it every day every night I'll see you I'll see it okay I think I'd have a baby
but yeah I don't know okay well you're putting it out into the universe so let's just say that
that that might happen a baby just you know I will be pregnant
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Okay, well, have you ever been in love?
and do you think you will find love?
Like on the Blaret or ever?
Because I sure hope so.
No, on the Blaret.
On the Bluette, I hope I can find love.
Yeah.
Or like I'll meet the guy that I will find love with.
Yes.
You know, I don't know if I'll find love on like two dates, but you might.
I could.
That's crazy.
You might fall in love tonight.
Yeah.
It's freaking weird.
That's crazy.
I know.
I always feel like Chris Harrison says to them, you are the bachelor.
You're the bachelor.
You're the bachelor.
how does that say to say how does it feel say it out loud
hyperventilating over here there's so much pressure on you there's so much pressure on you
to find love what was my question oh have you been in love have you been in love so my answer
for that is always the same because I definitely think I've been in love I mean at one point I
saw I was with a guy that I for sure saw a future with yeah it just our paths were going
different ways so it was really tragic but we over it yeah we're over it don't worry
it was like four years ago oh you never know yeah imagine he shows up that would be quite the plot twist
golly but i hope that one day when i meet the person that i really am gonna marry that it makes
me question if that was even love like be like wow i thought that was love like this is even more
like this is way better you will because that felt like this is as good as life can get and so i'm like
once i meet the right person it'll be like you know
bingo jackpot you might even meet three more people before you meet the right one no because I'm
gonna well three more dates and then maybe maybe date four you never know who knows that's every time
I've thought I was in love the next time I'm like oh no no no this is love oh no no this is love
exactly so that's that's what I'm hoping for okay well I like that answer that you'll question if you
were in love the first time because that's how good your love will be exactly I'll be like
I thought that was love
So you're very outgoing
Well now I'm like
Well you're unless you're around shy people
Okay you're outgoing
Yeah
Girl did you see my scrunchy video
You think I'm quiet and reserved
No that's why I liked you
That's why I picked you
That's why you're the Blairette
Nobody who's boring can carry a show
That's true
Yeah you have to have an outgoing personality
So is this how you are on dates
We kind of already answered that
But I
I am
okay here's the thing i just this is the only time i get awkward on a date is if i'm like so what do you
do and they're like oh i'm an accountant and i'm like okay do you want to tell me more or like
they don't ask questions like it has to be like a mutual like them asking about me me but like
if it's just me asking questions i'm like okay that's always my that's always my thing with
how i can tell if a guy like somebody back is if they ask questions because then they want to
hear from you if they just like end it with a word and you're like oh dang yeah watch for that
tonight see how many questions and i'm like don't you want to know about me yeah let me talk about
myself yeah that's well don't get me started like i have a podcast love talking about myself
um would you say you're really ready to commit to a serious relationship yeah you're 24 let's
keep that in mind for some people that's really young i was not ready to commit to a serious
relationship at 24 but some people are yeah i definitely am i don't know if i necessarily would say
i want to get married like in a week but i definitely want to
want like a boyfriend and to like have my person to do fun things with because I feel like
when you're young like right now is the age where I'm like going to concerts all the time and like
having fun events with work and like all this stuff and I'm like I just want a boyfriend to
come with me yeah just be your little best friend and your lover yeah yeah but I still want to like
hang out with my girlfriends all the time yeah kind of have that that balance yes I hear that so
I'm definitely ready to commit to a person not necessarily like let's get married tomorrow what
But what if, but what if you find? I mean, I could get married tomorrow. What if you find, I have my gown picked out. You do not. I'm just kidding. No, you're not. I mean, you haven't picked out. Girl, I have like a thousand gowns on Pinterest. Really? Is it sad that I don't? Oh, you don't? No. Oh. I mean, I've picked out like a few gowns that I like. Well, yeah, I know like the style. I have baby names in my notes in my phone. Okay, I think every girl does. What are yours? No, I'm not telling you kidding me. I'm not going to broadcast to the world my baby names because they'll get stolen.
and then all of a sudden
Shniqua will be the number one
So my brother just got married
And I call her Shiniqua
Really? Oh, that's funny
That's my number one baby name guys
Chinquah
Yeah, go name your kid Shiniqua
Well my next question was
Are you ready to meet your future husband
But you know, I'm really curious to see
If you do fall in love during this
Because you're definitely open to it
Yep
I'm not kidding like
At first it was like oh gosh
Like when we talked about the Blurrette
I was like, this is going to be just, like, funny.
But then as it's gotten here, I'm like, I have a weird, good feeling about this.
No, my intuition is telling me that you are actually going to find your guy.
And I, I don't know who they are yet.
I, like, kind of feel weird saying that because I'm like, what if they're listening and they're like, weirdo?
But also, I'm like, hey, they're the weirdos for signing up for a freaking Blairette.
Like, just kidding.
Why are they weird?
Why don't they want to date me?
No, they should, but they just don't know it yet.
Yeah, that's true.
or they do but like it's this is funny so it's it's 2018 okay you either find your love on the blaret
or like you don't tender yeah no not a tinder girl well there's some real tinder love stories out
there no yeah i just don't have tinder oh makes sense i know people that have gotten you're more
of a blaret guy yeah yeah i'm more of the fine love on a show yeah on like do edit's
IGTV kind of girl at do edit follow them i love it everyone thinks it's dude it which i'm
totally fine with yeah because it looks like it and it's funny i'm like dude it sure people still are
like oh on dude it and i'm like do edit i know i'm like i don't even work for them but i'm passionate
my friends my like close friends are like oh i love the dude it i'm like i just don't say anything
i'm like sure whatever dude it's funny too you um speaking of you have a fall collect another fall
collection i do have a look at your little promotional skills because i was about to say like
I love the fall collection, and then I was like, well, you have another one, too.
The next fall collection is even better than this one.
Yeah, because you have a color that I want.
What is it?
Tell me, which one.
Can I?
Yeah.
Mustard.
Oh, yeah.
I saw that on your Instagram, and when they said they were, when the yellow is my favorite color.
And when they said they were sending me the fall collection, I was like, I'm getting mustard.
And then it didn't come.
And I was like, oh, you'll get it the next one.
Yeah, well, then I realized you were doing there.
I was like, so pumped for one specifically, but that one I'm going to keep a secret.
Okay.
But the mustard one is, did you say, do you?
Debt. Oh, yeah, do dat. Do it. Do it. Do it. You know the, what's the? I did you wop. I always say, um, hootet, who did it? I pooted, pooded it. Oh. I like that better. It didn't good.
Put it. Who dat. Oh, Igia. Isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. That's funny. I did you wop. You, uh, you have my sense of humor and I appreciate that. Poo. Thanks. I also have a lot of wine in my sister.
Please don't get. Actually, please get blackout tonight.
night and it's like funny because you know how like there's always the drunk person on
night one it's going to be me I'm like hey guys welcome so you okay wait no I'll get to that after
I get really excited about your date tonight um are you worried at all that some guys might not be here
for the right reasons yeah I mean well so here's the thing I feel like most of these guys found
out because of their friends who like told them or posted yeah like a lot of my friends posted
so they might know them.
I don't know.
Right.
But so I'm like, okay, hopefully they, like my friends that were like, yeah, you should apply,
know that the guy's a good guy.
Mm-hmm.
But then I'm also like, is someone here just to get some followers?
Yeah.
Get some insta-fame.
They might.
They actually might.
You know what?
I did some deep creeping on your guys.
Tell me all about them.
Nope.
Guys, I know nothing about them.
I love that you know nothing about them.
And but let me tell you.
I was, like, very impressed by album.
And I did deep creeping on, like, Instagram and, like, certain things.
There's one I'm a little concerned about.
You have to have one, though.
Yeah.
But that would be...
I'm not telling you.
You will figure it out for yourself.
You think I will?
What if he's the one that I end up with?
Will you tell me?
I wouldn't let you do that.
Okay, good.
No.
I'll, like, I'll make you keep him along for the ride because he'll be good TV.
Yeah, obviously.
But, no.
Okay.
He's, and he could turn out to be amazing.
His application just seemed a little his...
catchy no not even just my like gut is like I don't know about that one okay okay okay just keep
that in mind find out yeah but you never know but like help a sister out if I'm like oh my gosh I love
him be I will not let you fall in love with a douche canoe thank you okay um are you know
that's what I just asked give me your go-to pickup line go to pickup line yeah let's see that's gonna be
good. No, it's not because I don't have a pickup. Oh, well, you're like, ahem. I was like, okay, let me clear
my throat. Wicah, wicker, wicker. I usually rap to pick them up. I don't know. The only one I can
think of is like when I was 10, I wasn't picking up. I'm like wheeling when you were 10. Like,
what? Well, there's one time when I was 10 and I was picking up this dude. Me and my friend had this
web show before I Carly. Yeah. And we like,
had episodes but one of them we did like a segment of like best pickup lines and i don't know why
i still remember it but it was um hey hey are you from outer space your butts out of this world yeah that's
good i really like that yeah i don't know why that's only one i remember i don't use pickup lines
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What is a deal breaker for you?
A lot of things.
Yeah, I know.
I'm like, I'm like, there's probably a lot like a smoker for me, deal breaker.
Oh, yeah.
I have a lot of, see, here's a thing.
Somebody who doesn't want kids deal breaker.
I have really high, like, yeah.
My like, what's the word?
Not expectations.
Yeah.
My.
Your expectations.
Expectations.
are really high.
Is that right?
This wine.
Whispering an angel, it's getting to you.
It's good.
Yeah, like I have really high expectations.
Like I'm like, okay, they have to be this.
They have to be this.
It's kind of like five things.
And if they don't have all of them, then do you know the five things off the top of your
head?
Is it the five Fs?
Oh.
I watch the five F words.
Yeah.
I thought that was funny.
Probably no one else did.
No, it is funny.
Is that what it is?
Well, yeah, I mean, I kind of.
Well, I would say.
faith if it's not like similar to mine or if they're not like a family guy they don't want to
be a husband they don't want to hey Tucker he's crying Tucker's like that's me I'm a family man
big me big family man uh yeah family they have to want to be like a father um I would say funny
they have to make me laugh like till I'm picking my pants basically yeah um food I don't need
someone who's like what's for dinner salad like no salad's not for dinner ever you don't make friends
with salad you don't make friends with salad you don't make friends is that a thing yeah it is but keep
going i'm going to pull this up for you um and then fashion i mean friends they have to yeah they have to
be they have to be my best friend yeah i like those those are all great quality you set to look for and then
dancing if they like love to get down on the dance floor that's just a bonus like if he doesn't
if he's the guy that just wants to stay on the sideline
and be like, you go, baby, and like watch me
break it down, that's fine.
But I'd rather them join me.
You don't win friends with salad.
You don't win friends with salad.
You don't win French with salad.
You don't win French with salad.
Hey, you win with mayo chup.
Yes, that's what I'm talking about.
Oh my gosh.
What if, you know the like whipped cream bikini?
What if snow?
What?
Do I need to pull up another YouTube clip?
The Whip cream bikini?
blues movie when the girl comes out in a whipped cream bikini for her man sounds like current yeah that's
probably where she got the idea and the guys lose their mind over whipped cream bikinis you need to do a mayo
chup bikini not really but i don't actually do it yeah don't actually do it but it was a nice thought
yeah it was like a good idea it's a fun fun idea that's the group date there you go put mayo chup
everyone's got to wear a mayo chup oh yeah the photos you guys do a mayo chup speedo oh that would be kind
Is it early? Get Heinz to sponsor it. Let's make money. I like it. Yeah, speaking of
Heinz, I want that Heinz jacket. Yeah, I'm going to show you it after. You can try it on.
Okay, great. What do you hope to get out of this besides a boyfriend, of course?
Hmm. Besides a boyfriend? A little taste of fame, a little Instagram following.
Just some mayo chup. Some free mayo chup. Yeah. Maybe a little journey to find yourself.
Yeah. I mean, I really think like, like I said, I hate going on dates. I feel like after this, I'm going to
be like a dating professional. I won't need to be because I'll find my man. But I feel you can give
advice to your friends. Yeah. And like mayo chop on the side wouldn't hurt. Oh, girl. Girl, I've got like
mayo chub coming on my ears. So you're good. Have you tried it yet? Yes. I'll have you tried
yeah. I gave you a bottle. I gave you a bottle. It's good. I, I would like the ratio. Yeah. I tried it on
the pizza at your podcast. Yeah. It was like, this is good, but I need to test it with the true
mayo chup. Yeah. So I went to Chick-fil-A. That's what I.
I had it with. That's what I had it with. It was good. The Chick-fil-A-Waffle cut fries with the
and the nugs. Life-changing. Oh, nugs dipped in the mayo chup. Of course. My mouth just watered. I'm so
hungry right now. They just drooled over to your table. You did? No. I did. Okay, just a couple more
questions. A couple more questions and then you can go on your date, you little rascal. We can keep talking.
You little rascal. What does America not know about Blair? What does America not know about Blair?
A lot. Go on.
I don't know.
Just so much that you can't think of one.
Literally.
Oh, okay.
One thing they don't know about me.
Oh.
The one thing that came to my mind is so weird and embarrassing.
I was going to say, I have a freckle on my butt crack.
Yes, all of America now knows you have a freckle on your butt crack.
You and my mom used to sing a song.
I don't think it was a real song.
Maybe it was.
But it would go, you've got a freckle on your crack.
You're pretty.
Yeah, that's definitely made up.
song. Are you really questioning if that's a real song? Like, you think I'm going to go steal
those lyrics and, like, put it in a jam of my own? You know what? Maybe I should, well, we can
cut it out if you don't want to say this on the podcast. I had the, I don't know why. It was like 11 p.m.
laying in bed and this idea came to me. What? That we should make a music video. Yeah.
About scrunchies. Yeah. And here's the tune. Ready? Yeah. Oh my gosh. This came to you at night.
Yeah. And I was like, well, look, it just happened. I think it was after I saw a tweet,
you tweeted but it was like uh i got a b b b b e fat bitch energy i got a b b b b b b bch energy people looking at my wrist
i'm rapping that scrunchy and then what did it it was like four lines i had hold on i'm speechless
uh it was he will keep crying unless you pet him oh it's it's embarrassing like he's so needy
Needy A.F.
Tucker, I'm trying to wrap.
Sorry.
No, it's good.
I've remembered the next lines.
And I think it was BBE, bad bitch energy.
People ask me how I do, but they can't do it like me.
Oh.
How cool would we look and gangster?
I'm so into this.
With like our scrunchies and we're just like in thug like 90s clothes.
Like Missy, is Missy Elliott night?
Yeah, hell yeah, she is.
Okay.
Well, she's still relevant now because she's Missy Elliott.
Yeah.
But like she was very in the night.
Like I'm just thinking like Jean, like wouldn't that be cool?
I'm into it.
I'm really into it.
That can be like,
Tucker.
Oh my gosh,
you's so needy.
Okay,
I'm into that.
Don't ever forget that,
by the way.
It better be in your voice notes.
I think I did write it down.
Good.
It's in my notes right below my baby names.
Perfect.
This is my last question for you before you go on your date.
What if Aaron and one of my guys hit it off?
No.
Then he's not your guy.
Well,
I know,
but like what if me and Aaron both found love?
No.
No.
It's not going to happen.
It's not.
This isn't called the Aeronet.
What's that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Aeronet.
Where is the perfect date for you to fall in love?
Would you say Nashville?
Topgolf is the perfect place to fall in love?
I mean, Topgolf is a great place to fall in love.
But if I had to pick like the perfect place, it'd be like Bora Bora in like an overwater bungalow or somewhere.
The hut on the water.
Yes.
That's like, wow.
Yeah, but that's like honeymoon.
you could yeah you you everybody would that's like bachelor's you're the blaret okay remember our budget
you're gonna fall in love at top golf well you didn't say this was where i wanted to find love on the blaret
is where we will send you when you get engaged okay great no yeah my ideal blaret date to fall in love
top golf top golf that's one but i think a this is one of my dates okay is we're gonna i don't know who it's
with but we're going to go to soar nashville and it's like a ropes climbing course what okay you have
like the coolest dates planned yeah i know okay let's talk about that for a second that's where you're
gonna fall in love well i don't know if that's where i'm gonna fall in love but that's that would be like
my ideal date go be like adventurous and then go like have an ice cream and like talk and get to
know each other and be like tell me about your family i can't wait to watch this all go down okay
yeah so coming up this season on the blaret good chris harrison thanks i've named
nailed that impression you've been practicing all day i've been doing that for a while um first of all
top golf tonight then a drink on the rooftop after yes okay are you a golfer a drink you mean seven right
yes yeah well you've already had three so let's go with four i've only had two oh that was quick math
katelyn nice work oh yeah no the not good math because i counted three no but that's just you thought
that i had had more then what else what other what else is coming up on the blur it um so we've got a date
planned at oh we're going to go to goodwill yeah and pick out outfits for one another
I love that and that's date too yes okay and I plan on making him look so embarrassing yes
okay maybe even like dress him in girls clothing yeah perfect and then we're going to go out
like kind of downtown yeah get a milkshake maybe seeing karaoke that kind of stuff and then I know
and then we've got pinewood social I love bowling and then maybe do like some botchie ball
and all that outside.
I've never been.
Oh, you're going to love it.
Yeah, I'm excited.
And then, and probably like ice cream.
Ice cream following every date.
Okay, perfect.
And then, so we're Nashville.
Yep.
Do the ropes course.
Yeah.
Ice cream.
Okay.
And then the last one, I don't know because that'll be your two on one.
Well, no, I have one more one on one.
So you have all these one-on-ones and then you pick your boyfriend.
Mm-hmm.
My God.
I think Arrington Vineyard.
Oh, perfect.
the other date. I'm coming to that one. Okay, yeah. Whatever one is the last one. I'm coming to that
because I'll be here. The, okay, November like seven. Oh, no, I'll be there for the two on one.
Wait. And at the end, you're handing out scrunchies like tonight, will you say, do you accept this due?
Should I? Yeah. I've got one on my wrist. Yeah. I've got two in my car. And he has to accept it.
Okay. Okay. What if I don't, what if I'm not feeling it? Do I not? Then you just don't even bring it up and we'll
figure that out tomorrow. Because I'm going to have a follow up. Hey, bye.
I'm going to have a follow up with you tomorrow.
Yeah.
Okay, so we're going to figure out how this went for you.
And I wish you nothing but the best during this.
Oh, is there another date that you didn't tell me?
No.
Oh, okay.
Then the two on one, which TBD.
Yeah, TBD.
But I was just going to say, what if they try to kiss me?
Any advice?
Well, what if I'm, I don't want to kiss me back.
If you don't feel it, just say that, be like, that's so sweet, but I just don't
feel like I'm there yet.
You have to be honest.
That's a good line.
But if you find them any way cute or attractive, please kiss him because then you'll
know if there's like a.
real connection there. Okay. Great. Mom, don't watch. I mean, whatever, whatever, Tucker, whatever
makes you feel comfortable. This is our like, go pet him, Aaron. Aaron, what are you doing? You're the
producer. You're the manager. Keep him under control. Okay. Let's wrap this up then. Because he probably
has to go to the bathroom. Okay. Just scratch his butt.
Yeah. Please keep that in the podcast. Good luck to you. I wish you nothing but all the best.
I'm here for you throughout your whole journey. And if you have any questions, call me. You're my go-to.
too. Come to me and we're going to recap your date tomorrow and hear all about it.
Hopefully it goes well. Yeah. All right. I'm going to take another shot. Bye.
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You went on your date last night.
I did.
Okay, you walked in the door today.
We're back with Blair, by the way, from The Blair.
Hey, guys.
Yeah, it's Blair herself from The Blaret, who went on her first date last night with
his name is jared jared what if i said the wrong name i would laugh really hard with jared okay yeah oh my gosh
you walked in the door of my house and i was like don't say a word i want this all to be on the podcast yep
i need to hear every detail you're hearing it first describe jared in three words before we get
started three words okay i would say kind okay caring oh and easygoing that's kind of two words
Easy dash going.
Well, that means one thing.
Easy going.
Okay.
Those are all good.
Yeah.
I was worried you're going to, oh, you're smiling.
Okay, wait, tell me everything.
Where did you guys go?
What did you do?
Wait, no.
Do you feel good?
Yeah.
Okay.
I do.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay, tell me what you did.
So we went to Topgall.
Okay.
We were there for like an hour and a half.
Yeah.
Maybe more.
Is he got food?
um yeah he was pretty good oh wow except i won did you really yeah so we well so here's the thing
we made a bet at top golf that the loser had to sing karaoke oh my gosh so he was going to have to sing
karaoke but then when we got to the karaoke bar at the end of the night it was like packed like i was
like oh no it's going to be there so we ended up riding a mechanical ball instead oh my god that's
even better oh my gosh what was the night ended on a mechanical bowl wow what a success yeah okay
what happened like when you went to top golf and you met up with him what was it like like were you
like waiting at the front and you were like Cinderella at the top of the stairs and he like we kind of like
met in the middle like in front of top golf okay yeah and you didn't know what he looked like no and he knew
what you look like so he came up to you and was like well yeah they kind of set it up to like we
couldn't see each other and then they're like okay and then we like kind of walked towards each other
so it kind of felt weird but it was I mean it was fine my so my first and
initial reaction was like okay like he's cute yeah but I was like is this going to be awkward
yeah I don't know but then throughout the night like his cuteness like grew on me see I told you that
could happen I know I told you that's why I like yeah oh my gosh okay wait okay so you played golf
you won you guys ate some food what did he order I feel like you can tell a lot about a guy from what
he got chicken casidias perfect mm-hmm okay what did you get I just got chips and guac we kind of got
like two different appetizers did you share uh-huh yeah well you guys we did like lady in the tramp we met
in the middle no you didn't oh we did like wow and this is all documented right like there was he
nervous on camera yes so he definitely because they weren't filming at all times okay and so
as soon as they would like start filming you could tell like he just got like so awkward
i mean i got a little more awkward too but like as soon as the camera stopped it was like
great conversation like all this stuff and i was like i can't
like that's how it always i know i'm like i want people to see this part and like this conversation
so that's so crazy how old is he 26 okay oh my gosh mm-hmm good age good age good age and does he meet
all of your like five f's is it five yeah yeah he does he does he so here's the thing
did you guys start following each other on social media he followed me after the date that is such a
good sign you didn't follow him back i did okay you little rascal i was like kid i do
this oh my gosh yeah now you have to follow all of them or they're gonna get okay okay yeah I will
otherwise they're gonna know I mean I would I was planning to anyways if they followed me did you
after the mechanical bull did you ask him to accept the do mm-hmm and he did yeah did you kiss he said
I do uh no we did not kiss oh yeah mom mom I know but I don't know if it was because
he was nervous or if I was nervous and didn't like allow him yeah yeah that
that's okay yeah i mean he followed you on instagram yeah that's pretty telling yeah so i guess you
could say you're pretty serious and you just had so much fun like as the night went on more and more
fun yeah um so conversations were great he was like so sweet like we talked about his family
yeah we talked about like some serious things wow but he also was just like really easy going
the one thing is i like he is like the ideal guy for me yeah like everything about him yeah
but and it's the first date so it's hard to tell but like I don't know if like the chemistry was
there like romantically or if it just felt like I was like hanging out with a buddy yeah so I don't
know well it's so hard because you've never talked to him before you've never met him yeah I can relate
to that I can understand going on some dates I was like am I like just because you feel the pressure
to feel romantic somebody and have that chemistry you're overthinking it yeah and you're like
wait it's supposed to be there is it or am I looking too hard for it or or
Because we're having a good time.
Yeah.
Like I would definitely, if this was like not in Blaret world.
Yeah.
I would definitely go on a second date with him.
Well, that's huge.
Yeah.
Jared.
I know.
He's at the bar high.
What up?
I know.
Can wait.
I got to look him up.
Okay.
Oh, he looks like a fun one.
Oh, get this.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I crept him.
Yeah.
Crept him?
Mm-hmm.
The past tense.
What?
Get him what?
Get this one.
Um, I didn't know this till we got there.
Aaron, the girl filming me,
knows him.
What?
That's how he found out about the blurret was on Aaron's Instagram.
Oh, how does she know him?
Oh my gosh, did they have that?
I actually, no.
Okay.
I actually don't know how they met.
I didn't ask.
Wait, who's this?
Who's this girl?
Yeah, I don't know.
I was asking that same question last night.
To him?
No, to me.
Oh.
This is after the date.
Yeah, because I'm like, wait, who's this girl he went to a concert with?
It was August, though, so.
Okay.
that's fine that's fine it could be a sister does he have siblings yes he has two younger brothers
and they're twins oh cool and look he likes babies yeah um oh he seems he's a great guy wow yeah
oh i'm so into this okay amazing did you guys go over your $100 budget no wow so he actually
because the plan was top golf followed by drinks at the bobby on the rooftop yeah well also we went to
the bobby and the rooftop was like closed oh it said they were open till 1 a.m and we like go to pull the door
open and it's closed yeah i was like okay so we just sat in a little lounge area but he actually
doesn't drink okay because i mean you'll hear it but he something like a liver like he has like a problem
with his liver. Oh, so he also can't. Yeah. Well, he said if he wants like every now and then.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, he just, he doesn't risk it. He also can't eat chocolate because of it.
He can't drink and he can't eat chocolate. I know. Wow. I mean, that's good because he is healthy.
Yeah, that's true. Healthy. But I was like, oh, gosh. Wow. I would not be able to do that.
That's crazy. Um, so did you continue to drink? Um, no. Oh, that's nice of you. Yeah.
that was nice because well because here's the thing so we the plan was top golf and drinks yeah
since he couldn't drink i was like well then let's just get food instead of drinks right and then what
okay how did it end like so you did the ball bam so awkward it was awkward it was only awkward because
it was everyone's filmed so i'm like uh i had a great time do you accept this do and he's like i do and
i was like okay oh my god i was like i guys hug yeah okay and then afterwards he's like okay
I'm going to give you a real goodbye and like hug me again, but oh, that's sweet.
But I think he likes you.
I think I felt so awkward because I was like, okay, if he's going to kiss me, this is when
it would be because we're saying bye.
And so I was like, all right, cool.
And we're done filming.
All right, bye.
Oh, my gosh.
You totally did not put out the vibe.
I know.
I didn't.
I wonder if he wanted you.
I'm going to ask him on my phone call.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot we're calling him.
Yeah.
Well, wait, does he know you're going to be here?
I don't want to ask him.
Like, why didn't you kiss her if you're sitting right here because that would be uncomfortable.
That'd be great.
Okay, perfect.
Great rating.
I'll do it for the ratings.
I'm here for the awkward, except not really.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
And then now, okay, so now you guys follow each other on social media.
Do you have his phone number or just social media?
You're just going to DM it up?
The only reason I have his phone number is because they said we were calling him and gave the number.
Okay.
But I haven't like saved it or anything.
Oh, what would you save him under?
Jared Blaret?
Yeah.
Or his last name since I know it.
But Jared Blaret sounds more.
fun. Yeah, it does. Okay, should we call him? Mm-hmm. Does he know we're calling him? Well, see.
Oh my gosh. Can we do it from your phone? Yeah. I'm like, I don't want to call from my number.
You're like, I don't want all these guys having my number. Not that he would like use it and abuse it, but I mean, you never know.
But he could. What if he told his friends? Oh, so he, when we were at Top Golf, he was like, so, oh, I'm like searching him in my contacts.
He is not. So when we're at Top Golf, he was like, so there's a slight chance my friend.
friends could come and I was like uh no and he was like well because I told them but he was like I
didn't tell them to like I didn't want them to yeah so the whole so then I'm like looking around I'm
like is that your friends is that your friends did they show up they didn't okay good I would have been
mad if his friends crash your date not cool bros no okay did he does he watch the bachelorette
like does he no he knows nothing that's so funny he was probably like what the hell's going on
he literally he was like I don't really know anything about this all I know is
like we're going on date and I was like cool that's about it
funny okay okay hello hi Jared it's Caitlin Bristow and Blair calling how's it going
good how are you oh good you're on the podcast so don't say anything embarrassing
all right thanks for the morning I'm just kidding the more embarrassing the better so I heard
you guys had a pretty fun date night last night I think so yeah well she thinks so too
I'm like your you're your guy's middleman right now talking but um yeah blair's here she says hey
hey um so you guys went to top golf went for a little mechanical bull action um was it so
awkward for you to have like a camera doing like documenting this uh yeah yeah i'd say kind of yeah
it's never really had you know camera in my face like that so yeah we'll get used to it
do you feel awkward right now yeah are you awkward now uh
Not as much, no.
You're starting to warm up.
Yeah, you're starting to warm up to this whole Blaret thing.
That's so, but did you even know what the hell was going on when she was like,
do you accept this due?
Like, were you like, what the hell is my life right now?
Basically, yes.
I didn't know what the heck that meant.
But you went with it.
To be completely honest, I've probably like only seen a handful of episodes.
I even know if I've seen all the way through of The Bachelorette or The Bachelor.
I like that you don't know.
I like that you're just like a little naive.
coming into this whole crazy world of the Blaret.
This is so funny.
Okay, so tell us about yourself.
How did you figure out to apply for the Blaret and want to go on a date with my girl?
So I learned about it from my friend.
You can say it.
Her name's Aaron.
Aaron.
The girl who put the camera in your face, yeah?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
That, yeah, I learned about it from her.
She posted something on her Instagram story, I believe.
And so it's like, hey, what's this?
She's like, you just go apply for it.
And I was like, all right, why not?
Why not?
What an opportunity, you know?
And also, who's the girl on your Instagram that you went to a concert with?
Who is she?
Oh, gosh.
Oh, that one.
Is she going to be mad?
Probably not, no.
Oh, okay.
Sounds hesitant.
Yeah, I'm not sure about that.
She might not be happy, but she won't be mad.
Uh, no, no. I haven't talked to her in a little while, so...
Oh, okay. Okay. Well, that's good then. Just thought I'd ask. I have another awkward question for you. Why didn't you kiss Blair? She's dying right now.
Do you get, you don't kiss on the first date? Or maybe you don't kiss and tell. Maybe you guys did, and you guys are both just lying to me.
That could very well be the truth, you know? I...
Nope.
It's part of the whole camera in your face thing, too, you know?
Yeah.
line the camera, there's also, you know, a person's standing there, too.
Yeah.
So it's just.
It's awkward.
You didn't want to kiss in front of your friend.
Yeah.
I get it.
Yeah.
It's weird.
Or maybe we did.
And I'm like we said, we're not telling you.
I don't know.
Well, hey, that's not fair.
I'll either, A, see it or I'll get it out of Blair when she drinks wine in front of me.
So, um, fun fact about Jared.
He loves Nicholas Sparks movies.
Oh, gosh.
Oh my God.
I love that about you, Jared.
are you a little hopeless romantic oh gosh maybe you could say that i guess oh i love that oh my gosh
i love movies in general so you do what's your favorite movie of all time we talked about that
last night i mean you'd have to break it down into categories um like you know comedy yeah or um
also i'll give you my comedy is going to be either wedding crashers or um forgetting sir
Marshall.
Oh, amazing.
Two great ones.
For getting Sarah Marshall is one of my favorites.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Love it.
And then I'll go, Nicholas Parks' movie would be either.
It's going to be the choice.
It's tough.
Huh?
Like, I want, it comes down to either the choice.
Yeah.
Oh, my God, Blair already knows you.
The best of me, or why can I not forget?
Why can I not remember the name of the third one?
Safe Haven?
Safe Haven?
What?
Safe Haven?
No, I'm not Safe Haven.
I do love Julianne Huff, though.
Oh, yeah, that's a crush.
Who doesn't?
Julianne Huff and Shania Twain are his crushes.
Those are your, what?
That's amazing.
Shania Twain, she's Canadian.
Yep.
Whenever I say, like, you know, I have,
Shantuanian, told my celebrity crushes,
my mom-wife says, she's twice your age,
that's so odd.
I'm like, yeah, but I told him last night,
my weird, like, weird celebrity crush
is Phil Mickelson.
What?
I don't know why.
That's so funny.
Mine is Paul Rudd.
Who's that?
Paul Rudd, he's so funny.
He's in forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Oh, wait, which one?
Yes, he is.
He's the surf instructor and he goes,
when life gives you lemons, just say,
fuck it and bail.
That's, yeah, Paul Rudd, that's so funny.
I actually love that you love romantic movies
and that you're a big movie guy.
I too, like, I live my life by movie quotes,
and sometimes people, like, don't get it,
and then they just think I'm really funny,
but I actually am just quoting movies all the time.
I do that too.
I can quote movies.
It's bad.
Oh, I will have a movie quote off with you because not right now.
We'll say that for another day when you guys go on maybe like date number two.
But I'm going to hit you with some would you rather questions.
Are you ready?
Oh, gosh.
Sure.
They're not bad.
They're not bad.
Would you rather get dumped or dump somebody?
Honestly, I would probably rather get dumped because I don't like being.
like hurting people's feelings yeah but then you're going to be heartbroken that's okay he's
selfless like that yeah yeah i kind of uh i'll be almost sometimes i'll almost be too nice to a fault
points that makes sense i can see that jared i don't i know she hasn't met the other guys yet but
you're my number one right now okay would you rather um love and never be loved or be loved
and never love somebody.
Wow.
Both of those just sound kind of careful.
Yeah.
I know.
I know.
Oh, yeah.
Those are bad.
Love and never be loved.
Yeah.
Or be loved.
Yep.
And never love?
Yes.
Either way, I feel like that's really lonely.
It is.
Yeah.
I guess I would say love and never be loved.
Me too.
Just because at least you're showing other people.
that like you care about them and you know didn't i say one of his words was caring yeah i asked her
to describe you in three words and one was caring and i feel like you are a very caring soul i mean i'm so
into you guys okay um would you rather your crushed date your best friend or your worst enemy
yeah that's break and bro code if it's you know that's true your best friend uh hopefully
your best friend would do that to you so i'll say your worst enemy yeah that's a good call they're not
a very good friend if they do that um okay and would you rather fall in love with the girl of
your dreams or have every dream you ever wished for come true um well every wish you ever
came for came true it'd probably be probably be falling in love but oh you found a loophole you
find a loophole for all these i like it though but uh i'll say um i'll say just every wish i ever came
before it came true because
you're going to fall in love with the person you're supposed
to fall in love with. So,
God. That's probably
that's probably not the girl
of your dreams as who you think it is
if that makes sense. Yeah, I get it. You are sweet.
Okay. And last one, would you
rather date a girl who's super awkward
or super cocky?
Um,
wow. I'm going to have to say awkward
just because like cockiness is probably like
my biggest pet peeve. Yeah. Yeah. It's
super unattractive quality and awkward and quirky is like so endearing well quirky is a lot better
to me quirky is a lot better word than awkward yeah i should use that one yeah but awkward just
i don't know comparing it to cocky i was like quirky sounds nice and cute so of course he's like i want
exactly that's what i'm saying i corky's not bad awkward that's you know that's true that's true
okay but you'd rather awkward yeah like when you didn't kiss blair at the end of the night okay
So you accepted the due, which means there could possibly be a date number two.
So I'm going to be on the very final date.
So hopefully, Jared, I really hope I get to meet you because I have a good feeling about this.
Oh, awesome.
I would like to meet you too.
That only means there's possibly a number two.
It's not a sure thing.
Oh, no, well, no, because you accepted the due.
So yes, it is a sure thing.
Okay.
you're going to say your words were sorry sorry i'm really i'm really getting in your head now i'm sorry
that's my bad i don't i don't know what's going on i don't either five o'clock somewhere drinking some
drinking a little bit today or something something like that yeah something like that um well thank you
okay we'll let you go but thank you for being on the podcast and being so open and honest and for being
so good to blair last night she said she had a great time awesome i did too even the mechanical bowl
Oh, my God.
Okay, wait, I'm going to hang up from you
and then I'm going to ask her about that.
So we'll talk to you soon, Jared.
All right.
Okay, bye.
Oh, my God, Blair.
Caitlin.
He is amazing.
Wait, I like really like him.
Yeah.
He's even better in person.
I know.
You were questioning the chemistry so much
because you felt like it should have been forced.
Yeah.
I didn't feel like immediately.
like giddy or or I wasn't like yeah oh my gosh I can't wait to kiss him I was like oh gosh but
maybe if there wasn't cameras I would have felt differently and you were nervous and like it was
just you there's the first time you ever met him so I get it but there was definitely like
conversation just flowed there was never an awkward moment and he seemed like I mean he was just
on a freaking podcast he doesn't know me I'm asking really uncomfortable questions and he was just
like really he like thought about his answers yeah and he admits he likes Nicholas Sparks movies and
like I know I told him he was so kind yeah I told you kind Karen
And what was my third?
Oh, he's going.
Easy going.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, my gosh.
I know.
Like, if anything, it just made me, like, that more excited for the rest.
Like, he set the bar high.
So I'm like, okay.
Yeah, like.
Let's see what else we got.
But yeah.
Okay.
Jared's a good one.
So excited for you.
Me too.
Okay, tell me about the mechanical ball.
Was it, like, sexy or was it awkward?
Oh, well, it wasn't like either.
It was just kind of.
Because here's the thing.
I like went on a mechanical bowl when they're like, you're really going fast and like,
because we gave her like an act like a little bit of a tip.
She like let it go for a longer ride.
So it was just kind of like little bitty movements.
And I was like, okay, come on.
Let's like sling him off.
Yeah.
Did he open your doors for you?
Yes.
We actually, he had a conversation because when we were leaving, he opened it.
And he was like, what's the best way to open a door for a girl?
Like, you know, if it's a push?
Yeah.
He was like, do you push it and awkwardly stand there?
That's what Sean does.
Or do you like push, walk through and hold?
No.
You push it awkwardly and let them go first.
Awkwardly?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, he always let me go first.
Even when we were doing like little in the moment interviews, he was like, do you
want to go or do you want me to go?
And he's like, ladies first.
Okay.
And he like, and he talked about his mom on that call.
I really like him.
Mm-hmm.
Like he seems like he would be such a good catch.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Like he's like my ideal guy.
Wow.
Whoa.
you just said he's your ideal guy he is oh yeah did that conversation when you just heard make you a little
more attracted to him it made me like a little giddy you know like because because i guess because i told
you all about him and then he just like proved himself yeah like i was like trying to be cool like
and he just was cool from not trying to be cool okay i need to settle down i'm like way too into this
i'm so into it oh my gosh okay so now what now you have another date to
night yeah oh i wonder if he's got jealous by the way we were out till 1 a.m no you weren't yeah
part of it was because like you know we had to figure camera issues out yeah yeah yeah time went
by did you guys like cold hands or anything no that's what i'm saying that's why i don't know if
there's like chemistry because we didn't hold hands like you when we're sitting on the couch it was
like there's like a foot between us well i mean i get again you'd never met before it was like a weird
set up like camera like it's not like the actual show where they're like hey put your hand on her
right right right which speaking of i'm pretty sure i looked ratchet by then i looked in a mirror
after i was like oh man this is why this is why they have hair and makeup to constantly make you
look good no you look so cute last night i can't believe you have another date tonight yeah i mean
neither and who do you know the guy's name tonight no i know nothing oh my gosh hopefully it's as good as
last night. I mean, Jared really did set the bar really high. He did. I can't wait to hear about the
next one. Yeah. What are you guys doing tonight? Tonight we're going to Goodwill and finding crazy
outfits for each other. And then I think we're going to go share a milkshake or get our own. Yeah. Who
knows? Yeah. Um, downtown and then maybe karaoke tonight in our outfits. Okay. We'll see.
We'll see where the night leads, but we're going downtown, I think. Downtown. Downtown. Yeah.
I always say that when you know that song.
Downtown.
Okay, well, please send me pictures.
Okay.
Don't tell me about the date, though, but send me pictures of the Goodwill outfits.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
And I'll post it.
Do you want me to chop heads off?
Or you could.
I'll put a little like emoji over the heads.
That was one thing.
We forgot to take a picture.
You didn't take a picture last night?
I forgot.
I meant to at Top Golf with our.
Did Aaron take any pictures?
No, she took a few, but they're not like.
posed no that's kind of cute i like candid yeah there's one of us in the booth and you see me
looking at him but it's the back of him so it's like a mystery like who is it send that to me okay
wait and he also said did you hear the panic in him when i was like and if there's a date number two he's
like wait is there uh isn't there a date number two yeah he was like i accepted the do yeah he was
like so concerned oh my god okay okay well jared really set the bar high for your next date
can't wait to hear about the next one yeah and uh hope for the best hope for the fingers crossed i know
but it definitely gave me good like feeling about this yeah so you're feeling hopeful yeah you could
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