Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Mama B is a Mama G

Episode Date: August 2, 2018

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Your session is now starting. One sec, let's clear a few things up about secret clinical strength antiperspirant. Number one, it's not actually a secret. You can and should tell anyone and everyone about it. Two, it's clinically strong, which just means it's good at preventing sweat, like twice as good as regular antiperspirant. That's why it's on the top shelf. Three, strength is a cool word. You don't really see it on a ton of women's deodorant packaging, so we're like, sure,

let's shake things up, you know. Four, sweating's the worst, and four and a half, not sweating is great. Do you like my points? No stink. No stink. So you should buy secret clinical strength antiperspirant is what I'm getting at. Clinical. Oh my God, Mom.

Strength. You already use secret. I do. So you don't have to write it down. Oh, the clinical strength, I got to make sure I'm using the right one. I'm obviously in Canada for the month. People are freaking out. Not me.

I know. I feel like I posted one photo of like, oh, swimming and sweating for four weeks. And everyone's like, where Sean? It's like, oh, my God. Apparently, we cannot be apart for four weeks, or that means something. But anyways, I've got mom on the pod today.

Mama be here in the house. In the house. To talk the men tell all. Talk about the men tell all. I've learned that watching TV with Mom and Rob, you get commentary, whether you like it not and they just, you guys sit on the couch and you share floss. Can we talk about that for a second? Actually, it was a toothpick. You share a toothpick. Why not just have two separate

toothpicks? Well, I'd have to get up and leave the show to get one. No, you have the little package of them. Bring them to the couch. I don't understand why we need to share a toothpick. Well, you know, you swap spit, so. Yeah, but you guys are both so weird about being clean and Then you share a toothpick. It's so gross. Okay, let's change the subject because I'm getting grossed out. Yeah, grossed out. Grossed out.

So you sit on the couch, you do commentary for every show you watch. You share floss like a couple of sickos. And so if you guys missed my Instagram story from Monday night, you definitely missed out on some men tell all commentary. They didn't know I was recording them. No, we did not. That's illegal. No, it's not.

I was sneaky and I was, If, no, I was just sneaky and I was recording things that they're saying, and it got weird. It got very weird, but only over the silliest thing. Yeah, because you guys were talking about like bruise creams. You were sharing floss. And then all of a sudden, we were talking about Jason, how he's a good kisser. That's what Becca says. That's what we hear.

And Rob said, oh, yeah, it's because he's got that lip clit. And we were like, a lip clit. And I was, like, recording being like, yes, gold, Instagram story, gold. And you guys didn't know. But mom was trying to figure out this name for the dip in your lip. The dip in your top lip, like where the middle is. And it's, I've heard it's called a Cupid's Bow. No, but I knew it had a real name.

I just couldn't think of it. Yeah. So I Googled it. And? And it's called. Do you Google everything? How often do you Google my name? No, I don't ever Google your name.

Okay. How often do you put my name in the Twitter search? You're just in there automatically. Yeah. No. I don't pay attention to that stuff, honey. Yeah, oh, yeah, liar. Okay, go.

What did you Google? It is called. I googled, no. That is so disgusting. Yeah, but you could see how he would think that. I know how he got that because he said, well, that's what, when we were younger, that's what we called it. Yeah.

And it is actually called the Philtrum, P-H-I-L-T-R-U-M. Do you want me to give a definition of that? Yes, please. Could you use it in a sentence? I could use it in a sentence. Okay. Jason has a really nice filtrum. What a weird. That is such a weird compliment. I'm going to start telling people they have nice filtrums. Well, he just does. It's very defined. But it is a Greek derivative. Oh, you're really giving us a definition. Yes. It means love charm, but it's also known as lit. L-I-T. So I see where Rob might have got that, but it's also known as an infranasal depression. You have a great infranasal depression. Yes. Or a medial cleft.

It's a vertical indentation. Okay, I'm over it. Okay. Me too. But I was so happy. So happy. I knew it had a real name. And so last night when I went to bed, I googled what is the technical name for the

dip in your lip. Well, I'm going to start noticing it on people now. That's like when people ask me, like, what's your favorite part of your body? I'm like my calavicle bone, actually. Your calivocal? Yeah, this bone right here. Is that like clavicle, but it's calavicle? Oh, clavicle maybe.

Clavicle bone. Yeah, that's like one of my favorite parts of my body. Really? Yeah, I just got a good one. I have a defined one. Maybe you got it from me. I don't see it. I'm just kidding.

There, okay. Anyways, so, men tell all. It was pretty entertaining. They showed us a promo for Bachelor in Paradise, and it looks pretty juicy. It looks like the Jordan show. That's pretty much all I got from that Paradise promo. It looks juicy and like it's going to be the Jordan show. And Joe the grocer's there.

Oh, yeah. Big fan. He's had like a total of 10 minutes of screen time, and people love Joe the Grocer. Well, I think he's... Is it grosser? Grocer. Joe the grocer. No, not grosser.

Well, Chris Harrison said grosser. Grossier. It's spelled grossier. Yeah. Anyways, he is, Joe is the first one to laugh at it that he's. Yeah, he thought he was going to be like humiliated and like that his buddies were going to make fun of him and then he blew up. Yeah, yeah. Menthal is usually pretty, pretty entertaining.

And I don't know if it's because now I know the other world or the other side of it or if it's just becoming more obvious. But these guys are really selling it for TV time. Oh, they were big time for sure. Oh, big time for sure. just really selling it. You could tell Colton, Jason, and Willes are really campaigning to be The Bachelor. Like, they were really selling their tears. The whole show, I didn't see them shed one tear, but men tell all, they're like, this is my chance.

It was an emotional moment. Yeah, but I mean, by that time, I feel like they're all over it. So really, like, I don't know, maybe being thrown back. I mean, I've been there. I get it. It can be emotional. And you have to relive it in the moment in front of the world. Yeah, I guess so.

I don't know, but I find. that the men, wow, they were really on each other and they were dropping a lot of F-bombs. So many F-bombs. That was a bit much. Yeah. But they were so emotional. They were all so emotional. More emotional than the women.

That's okay. On women tell all. Yeah, yeah. But maybe Colton's tears were real. I don't know. I don't want to. I think they were. They tugged at my heart.

Yeah, me too. I don't want to discredit his emotions. I don't want to say he was really selling it. But I was like, oh, because he's probably had a hard time of people picking on him for his life choices. Right. And I'm, I don't even know the guy and I'm proud of him. So he should be proud of himself. I mean, I did. I stood up and gave him a standing. Oh, you did. You were clapping and standing and it was a thing. Yeah. If I was his mother, I'd be very proud of him. I'm sure she is. And his father should. Yeah. Well, his parents, his family, his friends. Well, his dad seems like like a

really big like coach sports guy. So I wonder what he thinks about it. But anyways, like, um, we said on Monday, what was with all the flood pants and no socks? Hmm. Like, is that a, is that a trend right now? I wish I could ask Lowe. Yes. If that's a trend. Low would know. Lowe would know.

I feel like that was, it's a terrible trend. Their feet must just smell terrible. No socks in dress shoes with floodpants. The guys were really about the fashion this season. Like Conner's glasses with his flassy, flashy jacket, flashy jacket, Will's red boots. Oh, yeah, I love those red boots. Leo's red suit. It was all very aggressive.

And, but you know what? The, the short pants, who was that? All of them. There was like six of them who was, to the extreme. It was like mid-calf, tight. I don't remember. Yeah, yeah. Well, somebody will remember out there because I couldn't stop.

He got up to talk to one of the guys. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. I remember that. He got a little heated. Got a little heated. Was he a guy that was like eliminated night one, I think? Night one or, yeah. Oh.

Well, you expect me to remember that guy's name? Well, we remember Joe. Yeah, but everyone remembers Joe. Ranger Joe. That's what I just started thinking. Remember on full house? Ranger Joe. He's the smartest guy I know.

Ranger Joe. No? I might have saying that wrong. I want to know what was bleeped when Jean Blanc said, you act in like a bleep, but you've never been bleeped. Oh, I said that to Colton? It was disgusting, I think, but I think I know what he said. You think he said you act in like a P word, but you've never been bleep?

you've never been in one or you've never seen one why would they bleep see one or in one well yeah no no oh maybe it was you never bleeped one yeah i mean yeah it was all bleeped bleeped and it was rather harsh i thought it was so rude it was like oh cool way to take a jab at the virgin like how insecure of you yeah i was jean blanc really i actually really like john blanc at the beginning of the season and then he just went downhill for me no that's leo mom just did a hair oh yeah that's leo leo's leo needs to get an ad going for that hair he'll he'll absolutely get sugar bear hair not that he needs it not even joking i actually love sugar bear hair i let you try some yeah and i was hoping you'd bring me some nope i can't find it here um you get it online and you know that sugar bear hair

It's actually a bestseller on Amazon with thousands of brave reviews. Is that how I get it? Here, why don't you go to sugarbearhair.com slash vine? Oh, hook me up for beautiful hair and a healthier youth. Do I get a discount? Yeah, sugarbearhair.com slash vine. Okay, I'm doing it. They actually taste like sweet, delicious candy.

Are you writing it down? Yes. They taste like sweet delicious candy made with the juice of real berries, but they contain everything that you need for stronger and healthier hair. And they're delicious because you gave me one. I know that's why I said that sweet delicious candy sweet sweet sweet delicious candy and they work you know how you like to Google and like just do stuff like that before you fall asleep go read the sugar bear hair reviews on on Amazon oh they've got as much vitamin A as four cups of broccoli

as much vitamin C as one cup of cranberries and as much vitamin B12 as four organic eggs oh my that's wait that is why my B12 was so high I've been taking sugar bear hair but I'm also taking B12 supplements. Oh. I don't need to if I have sugar bear hair. It's got it all, all in one. Hey, oh. Nutrients and Sugar Bear Hair fans also found that their nails and skin quality improved

over time. There you go. Awesome. So like I said earlier, go to sugarbearhair.com slash fine for beautiful hair and a healthier you. I wish Chris Harrison, like watching him in these moments all the time, I'll text and be like, what were you actually thinking? Because I wish he could say what he was actually feeling on these shows because his

humor is just so good. And he's so quick and witty. and like offside. And I feel like he's got like a passive aggressive sense of humor, which is so funny that I feel like he, I wish he could say what he actually. By now he's probably sitting there. I mean,

he should have those bubbles coming out of his head. Bubbles. Oh, like, you know, like thought bubbles. Yeah, thought bubbles. Yeah.

Because that'd be very entertaining. Excuse me. What? I haven't, I, you're drinking a mimosa. I'm drinking coffee. Well,

somebody had to. I know. Well, I have to drive. That's why. That's right. what else did I have? Oh, I like that Jason called out David for always poking at Jordan, the chicken guy, because it was so, it was like, okay, David, we get it. You don't like Jordan. That's what he made it all about. I like that Jason called him out. But I had that in my notes. Oh, the Jordanisms definitely did not disappoint on men tell all. He had, he had quite a few. My favorite was when he said, typically when someone's driving to Rolls Royce, they roll the window down and here and there. And I'm going to roll the window down and show myself. I'm going to give a little wave or something. I'm going to roll. What did he say? I'm rolling by him, rolling my window down.

I'm going to throw a effing slurpy at that guy. What? That was aggressive. The best is that all the guys, like, their reactions. They like, they like laugh at him, not with him. And they're just like, what? They're missing out. What?

I'm rolling by him, roll my window down, throwing a slurpy at that guy. Why are you throwing a slurpy at anybody? And why are you a Rolls-Royce? Why are you drinking a slurpy in a Rolls-Royce? that's like the weirdest thing like i feel like if you drive a rolls royce you're not you're not a big slurpy guy no no but that's what came to his head yeah but why is that what i would love to get in jordan's head for two seconds two minutes yeah oh well i i feel he has a good wit a very fast wit yeah sure in his own head it's like he's very confident in what

comes out of his mouth too even when it doesn't make sense right oh he sells it yeah oh Yeah. But he had an opportunity. They gave him the last word. Yeah. And I was he blew it. I was disappointed. Mom said mom should get into PR because mom said when Chris Harrison was like, Jordan, I'm going to give you the last word. And mom was like, oh, here's this chance. He can make t-shirts out of this. Because what's with that? People going on the bachelor and then coming out with the t-shirt line with their own quotes on it. Like that's so. Like pure narcissism, I feel like. No, it's capitalizing on something. It's making a t-shirt of your own slogans. Yeah, but if it's a Jordanism. I'll never forget, well, I forget his name, but I remember there was a guy on my season who was just a douche canoe.

And he made a t-shirt that said, team, whatever his name was. And I can't even remember his name. I seriously can't remember his name. And he made t-shirts and was like, after the show or two? Yeah, like when he got sent home, he was making t-shirts. A little late to the game. Yeah, it's so embarrassing. But that's like, Jordan couldn't even make a t-shirt.

He'd have to make like a long nighty because he, I feel like he doesn't have any like short, quick quotes. They're all just like. They'd have to be their long quotes. Could you imagine putting on a shirt typically when someone's driving to Rolls Royce, they roll the window down here and there and I'm going to roll the window down and show myself. I'm rolling by. I'm rolling my window down, throwing a slurby at that guy. You could make a rap out of that. I'm going to put that on a t-shirt and see what happened.

I'm going to put that on a night shirt. Yeah, but Jordan was like, F you, shut the effort. At the end, when he was given that chance. And I was really disappointed, not only in the language that was coming out of his mouth. And it was not productive. Well, it wasn't productive. Nope, not productive. And he could have, he could have had his chance.

You blew it. What would you have said if you were Jordan? And Chris Harrison said, oh, my gosh, any one of my one liners. Which is, what's a mom one liner? Yep, for sure. I don't know. That's what you would have ended with? No, I'm trying to think of.

You get the last word. Yep, for sure. Yep, for sure. It was a fun journey. I was here for the right reasons. It was amazing. It was. I was amazing.

That's what Jordan. Yeah, Jordan. Jimmy Kimmel used to have like a jar. Actually, when Jimmy Kimmel came on our season of the bad. Bachelor, he had a jar, and anytime someone said Amazing, you had to put a dollar in it. Oh. But I feel like everyone's very aware of saying Amazing on the show now. Or Journey or.

Yeah, but everybody still says that. Well, because I hear, I hear at parties, it's like a drinking game. Yeah, it is. But you don't have to drink alcohol to play in those games, people. Mom, why are you saying your mom? You're like, I didn't appreciate his language. And drink so everybody knows, you don't have to drink during a drinking game. Ashley, you're like Downing Mimosa.

Cheers. And, uh, hold on to your bananas. Grocery store, Joe. I loved Chris Harrison. He said, like, where do I start with this buffet? That's what he said to the guys. It was so good. And then he said, hold on to your bananas because grocery store Joe was there.

Yeah, he had some good, good lines. Chris always says, oh, is that your stomach? No. It was my throat. Are you okay? Excuse me. You're excused. Uh, Joe just seems like a funny, simple man.

Like, he's not a man. of many words. He just doesn't really understand the hype over like him on night one. He's just like, I don't get it. Right. He just seemed like a happy guy. Yeah, you thought he was from the Bronx. Well, I did. I detected an accent. And to me, it sounded like a Bronx accent. No, it is such a Chicago. Chicago. Accent. Okay, ladies and gents, hold on for a second. I'm going to run a few questions by you. Why can a car park itself these days? But we have to drive across town if we want a test drive, a car that we want to own. Why can we get approved for a mortgage and lightning speed? But buying a new car takes almost an entire day? How can an at-home test tell my entire ancestry

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Yeah. Oh, yeah. People love Will's. I love Wilts, too. He doesn't wear contacts, by the way. Apparently those are his real eyeballs. That is amazing. Oh, there's that word.

Oh, you said it. And they change color or something when he's mad. They're mood eyes. Yeah. Remember those mood rings? Yeah. He has mood eyes. He has mood eyes.

Wow. Yeah. You like Will's though? I do. Yeah, I like him too. I do. I think he's. He just seems like such a normal good guy.

He's got it all together and yeah. Colton kind of, well, we were to talk about this. It broke my heart. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's got to be hard to go on national television to talk about something so private. and get flack for it. And it's something that's been such a dark secret of his for so long.

So hearing him say that like people think of him as less of a man. And then he got choked up. I mean, who cares what other people think? Oh, well, you say that, but try going on the Bachelor. It's not caring. Mom, let's talk about this for a second. One time we were on a boat right after my season of Bachelorette and we went through a huge storm. and I was Snapchating you.

Who's the four of us? Yeah. And I was Snapchating you. And you were crawling on the ground to hand us a whiskey. No, it wasn't to hand you a whiskey. Oh, what was that? A life jacket. Oh.

Okay, well, whatever. We were drinking whiskey and you were trying to hand out a life jacket. And because I was Snapchatting it and they like headlines, they made an article about you saying that you were a drunk. I know. Because, well, do you know, I mean, if I had a nickel for every time, someone called me a drunk. If I had a nickel.

Hey. If I had a nickel, hey, hey, if I had a nickel, then I would have one nickel. What's up? For every time someone called me a drunk. Well, first of all, I don't, it's not true. I know, but you're saying, who cares what people think you were crying in? The water was so rough, but I was crying because I couldn't imagine how people could make stuff up. They don't even know anything about it.

Well, I know now. See, you can't say who cares what people think because you do. When people don't know anything about you and they're acting like they do, I know, I know. I was just trying to give Colton some encouragement to try and not take it personally, but it is a personal thing, but people should not judge him for it. It's in that book, the four agreements, one of the four agreements is you never take anything personally, even if someone was holding a gun to your head saying that you deserve it, it has everything to do with them and nothing to do with you.

That's right. That's everybody else's insecurity. Yeah. All right. We found that problem in the world. He would be a good bachelor, though. He'd be like the Sean Lowe 2.0. Yeah.

Sean Lowe 2.0. Excuse me. Thanks for the clap. Jason is my guest, though, for who will be the next bachelor. Yes, I can see. He quoted Oprah. He quoted Oprah. He freaking quoted Oprah in the hot seat.

That's right. He shed a tear and quoted Oprah. If he's not the bachelor, I will eat my own. poop and he wore like a blue tucks what does that mean well he's snazzy they were all snazzy he was like the least snaziest of all of them no i think he was actually very well dressed i think wills oh yeah was i mean everyone was just trying to be a wills out there nailed it everybody it just felt like everybody was like oh we saw the reaction wills got for his style let me show you what i can do with a suit well wills wells wells wells wells wells wells wells

Well, that's the Bologna. The what did you call it? Bologna. Oh, Bologna. Since we are out here and it's summertime and the last thing we want to be doing is cooking, right? Oh, for sure. Oh, that's not even a Canadian accent. Oh, for sure.

Oh, for sure. Anyways. I'd rather be outside doing things. Isn't that what summer weather is for? But when your summer to do list is all barbecues, outdoor bars, it's hard to eat well. And that's why I love daily harvest. It's a subscription service that makes healthy eating easy and requires basically. basically no effort. They deliver perfectly portion cups, frozen organic fruits and vegetables

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It sounds like the cats meow. No, it's the cat's pajamas. I would like to see Jason as bachelor, would you? I would really like to see Jason as bachelor because, I mean, again, I think he's a genuine person I think he's not pretentious I just think he's an all-round good guy just like I think Colton is and Will's is

Jason is a good guy with a good lip-clit Stop calling it that I know it's so gross But I have a question What? The two that are left Yeah Why aren't I mean are either of them

Bachelor material leads if Oh yeah There's still a chance. They both have a good heartbreak story. They would both, like, be devastated. I don't know. Usually they won't pick the runner up because it's too soon, because they're still so heartbroken, it's too soon to believe that they could fall in love again.

But Becca did it. Right. And she was engaged to the guy. Yes. So you never know who they're going to pick these days with Bachelor, Bachelorette. We just know it won't be somebody random. Why, because they learned that lesson with Airy. Is it Ari or Ari?

Well, it's Ari. It's Ari. But, I don't know. Ari was in the running to be the bachelor when you went on the bachelor. Yeah. You probably heard that on my podcast. Is that where I heard that? Okay, people.

Breaking news. I won't repeat myself. Breaking news. Yeah, no, I don't think they'll go with anyone random. Or if Ben Higgins is dumb enough to do it again. Ben. B.H. Ben.

Ben. what Michael Jackson song oh sorry I didn't pick up on that um and then Becca came out she looked stunning oh yes she has had the wardrobe yeah of all wardrobes yeah she really has Carrie Fetman I've said it on podcast before that he killed it this season with her style Gina um does her hair makeup everything like I was like excuse me where were you Gina on my next morning after fantasy suites like I looked like hell I looked like absolute hell and Becca's just glowing with fresh lashes and eyeliner and I know well you weren't expecting you said no I was well but you said that was the first year they started filming the morning yes my season was the first

because on Chris Sol season something shifted in the relationship between him and Becca in the morning and they didn't catch that so it didn't make sense for the storyline when Becca pulled him away to talk about it so now they started on my season to go into the fantasy suites the morning after which is super weird yeah that's a little invasive very well the whole show's pretty invasive but that just like takes it to the next level but yeah they Becca was just glowing like just fresh face in the morning and I'm like was Gina there or is that actually how she looks in the morning because I woke up and I'm like I had like pillow lines on my face like I just feel like I look like hell oh well honey you could never look like hell oh well thanks mom uh-huh for saying that but I remember back in

like younger 20s my girlfriend jess she'd like sleep over so she'd be like how do you look the exact same in the morning that you did last night that does not stay like once i turned like 30 i feel like that really changed i wake up in the morning now and i just look like i got hit by a bus rob always says to me how do you manage to look so beautiful in the morning oh yeah Sean totally says that to me in the morning too yeah see no Sean's just already up and out of the house he doesn't see what you look like in the morning before I even roll out of bed at noon anyways it's hard to sit in front of all those guys because I feel like guys when they get their heartbroken they're kind of like defensive they're bitter or when you feel like when you make them feel like they're not enough I feel like they

get defensive so to sit in front of that many men that you've like been like yeah I'm not feeling it with you is so intimidating so how do you feel well I was like oh man some of these guys were mad at me and they were like so mad about certain situations all these guys just seemed to be like so happy to see Becca and everybody just loves her and I mean well your guys gave you a standing ovation yeah because I was getting death threats on Twitter and they felt bad for me well they know they didn't deserve that mom also good for you it's only orange juice with a sploosh no no it's a sploosh of orange yeah it's champagne with a sploosh of oj um but anyways they all seem to really I care about Becca but that's like Chris Harrison said does anyone

have anything bad to say about her? Like she just seems so genuine or if you, in your words, genuine. Why do you say genuine? Is it Canadian? I don't know. You say process, genuine. Potato, potato, tomato, tomato. There's a song about that.

You say tomato and I say tomato. You say potato and I say potato. Potato, potato, tomato, tomato. I'm sorry, but how do you say tomato? Potato? That's how you say it? Potato. You don't say potato?

Potato? Potato. Potato. Potato. No. Anyways, we see a preview for next week and it's going to be a doozy. Ooh, we. Because they're really making it look like she's going to pick Blake.

That's who you think she's going to pick, right? That's who I guess. But then Rob thinks she's picking Garrett. Yeah. Garrett looks like he just really opens up next week on the last week. Well, and the way she looks at him. The way she looks at both of them. But I was going to say, but the way she looks at Blake.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a toss-up. I know it's going to happen, but nobody else does. No, and I don't want to know. I'm anxious to see how it all plays out. It's going to be good. She's happy, so that's all that matters.

That's what they say. Even if she ends up with nobody and she's happy, you know, she deserves happiness just like everybody else. Yeah. And then I'm sure that whoever she sends home will have no problem finding a love. lovely lady that's right they'll be lined up at the door oh my gosh why am i so sore and tired today and like not well is it the company you're keeping no sorry no sorry sorry sorry sorry that's all i got for this grape therapy oh me what do you have something else to say no it's just over so fast i know i'm like what the heck am i going to talk about when bachelorette's over i know what wait okay

back up the train what the jordanism yeah If you're here for the, if you're Mr. Right reasons, what was that he said? If you're here for the right reasons, why do you treat Becca so wrong? Or why do you treat the Bachelorette wrong? I don't know. But that, that should have been his last line. Sorry, people, I just digress. I'm like just sitting here.

Mom and Rob's places on a lake, my favorite lake. And I'm watching these kids on the trampoline launch, trying, that little skinny guys trying to launch the bigger guy off the launch. it's actually really look at them boom no not happening uh okay well thank you for being my guest on on grape therapy well thanks for having me and uh grape viner's thanks for listening grape viner's vinos oh vinos grape vinos thanks for listening no just vinos okay you vinos my little vinos my little vinos which by the way you need to listen to the podcast that came out on tuesday the off of i'm with the girl that won my scrunchy contest yes i can't wait she

was so funny if you guys haven't listened to it go back and do that because she was just a real treat on the podcast like she was a great guest well her video that she did yeah was excellent it was very deserving except she didn't do the scrunchy sign at the end she should have at the end of her video but that was i'll let it slide since she did a whole i'll let it slide yeah your scrunchies which i'm wearing right now yeah oh we that is i wanted to say something about that we are, um, we sent out the last shipment of all the pre-orders and now I can finally get the new, um, new, uh, shipment. No.

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I like the rest but the one I like best it goes doodily doodily doodily doodily doodily doodily doodooly doodoo doodoo. Oh, that was fun. That was fun. I hope everybody enjoyed that. That's our scrunchy song. It's not very gang-like though. Like it we should make it a little more badass. It's like, hey doodley, I don't know.

No, you should have really ran with that. I should have. Go do a wrap. Okay. Oh, oh, Jesus. Sorry. Okay. All right.

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