Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Potty Talk with Catherine & Sean Lowe (Pt 2)

Episode Date: September 29, 2022

The golden boy Bachelor and his final rose are back in your earholes today as we get to hear the rest of their conversation with Kaitlyn and Lo VonRumpf in studio. Sean Lowe surprises Catherine and the crew, and the four continue sharing their thoughts on The Bachelorette finale. Then, they get into the most important topic of all… confessions. This episode is FULL of them - everyone is giving confessions and then giving some more on behalf of others in their lives (AKA Sean & Catherine’s kids). We hope you like potty talk. They also dive into their thoughts on a potential senior Bachelor (Bachelor producers, listen up), talk about the role jealousy can play in a relationship, and answer a very concerning question: Is Sean Lowe a pathological liar? Sean & Catherine also give their advice for future leads including Zach (who Sean got a chance to hang with) and wise words for current couples including Gabby & Erich. Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: CONAIR - Treat yourself and your hair by searching “Conair Smoothwrap” on Amazon.com to try the new drying experience with Smoothwrap today.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Caitlin and friends are here to share unfiltered advice, lots of laughs, and some major breakthroughs. So put your feet up, pop a cork, and get ready for some grape therapy. All right, welcome to part two of this podcast. They're in for a treat today. Hope you like shirt talk. Hope you like shit and piss. That's all we talk about. Wow.

Your session is now starting. Here we go. Shamblo! Shon Lowe is in the house. You can come in. Oh, I love when he surprises me. Oh, hi. There you are.

Hi. Oh, my gosh. Bring up a chair. I came. We're just talking about Instagram followers and how Zach seems like, well, you were just with him. I know, but Sean Lowe was also counted as in the beginning of the season. People were like, I don't know about him. So hopefully, Zach, yeah.

Right? I don't look at me. I know. So I think Zach has hope for more to get. people to know him better yeah i guess you know i would like to get to know i know i think he seems like such a genuinely nice guy so nice so nice i just want can i jump in here yes he he kept looking at his mommy last night it was so cute i just spent a few hours with the guy yeah tell me oh great delightful yes he seems so nice and regular a regular nice guy in the beginning and he looks like it

he looks like a bachelor he could be a sociopath we don't know yeah we don't know i don't know him but he I don't know. Everyone's so trusting at this guy. He's looking at his mom. He could have like a weird relationship. I do trust. Oh, no. I do trust him.

Mother issues. No, he also hugged his sister and was very sweet with his sister. Yeah, he's a family. He's genuinely nice guy. I'm not bothering it. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I don't know.

It's probably great. He does, he does seem like a sweetheart. I just didn't understand the thought process of picking him because I was like, we don't know. But really, we don't know any of the guys from the season well enough to root for them to be The Bachelor, but I will say I wanted them to pick someone from the past. But I'm excited. You think he's lovely? He was delightful.

I'm a Zach fan now. I don't watch the show in several years. I think I might watch that's that season. Really? Whoa. Yeah. That's a huge endorsement. I just like the guy. He was easy to be around. He's like one of those guys where we'll see if he makes good TV or not.

But he's one of those guys who are like, I can hang out with that dude. Oh, that's good. I would love to watch football with him. He seems like really nice guy. I thought Tyler was going to. be up there. Tyler C. Or who? Yeah, the one that Rachel's for. Oh, that Tyler. Oh. Oh, yeah. I thought he was up for it. But I think, and he was older. Zach's like, what, 25, 26? I don't know. I think he's

on the younger side. But he definitely looks the part. He's very sweet. He was vulnerable. That first date really was like, end the show. This is Rachel's guy. I was very excited for their first date. Same. I felt very connected to that, like, when they were bonding over all that. I was like, oh, this is her guy. This is. But she surprised us the whole season. Yeah, she did. Tons of different things where I was like, oh, totally easy. And she's like, no.

Yeah. Wait, what? You're not going to finish? She's like, she was very strong in her gut, which was great. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. You didn't watch, you haven't watched yesterday. It was like, this is great.

Can I tell you something? Tell me something. And I know everybody says this, but I didn't really watch the show before I was the bachelor. You know, my sister signed me up and all my girlfriends watched it. And then after the show, you know, I watched it. And I would tweet along and I would make fun of people. Because I feel like, once you go through this,

it kind of gives you that right. Like, you can poke fun at it. He decided that. I actually agree with that. I think it's super easy for us to poke fun now. It's so ridiculous. It is a ridiculous show. Everyone knows it.

Yeah. You know, you can get serious and talk about drama, but at its core, it's very ridiculous. Yes. And yes, I met my wife on a ridiculous show. So I did that after a few years. And then I feel like I ruffled enough feathers. It was like most of the people were mad at me. You were hosting that after show too for a while.

I did that for a season. That was paradise. Oh, Paradise. Yeah. Then they asked me not to come back. Which I, yeah, paired up, yeah. Wait, they didn't ask you to come back or they asked you to not. Well, yeah.

I guess they asked me not to come. No, that's not true. They didn't ask you, didn't. They just, they just canceled the show. Yeah. They did. Well, yeah, that's a twisting of words. But anyway, so after tweeting along and ruffling some feathers, I was like, I just, I'm too old.

And I'm a dude. You know, this show is not really meant for just dudes. Yeah, people want to hear from you. They want to hear about. They really did. Like, the fact that you're watching next season makes me want to watch because now I want to know your thoughts. Oh, thank you.

Yeah. Maybe I'll get back on Twitter. You should. They did the first impression rose yesterday on Twitter, so I'm sure they're wanting to bring it back. But I'm a dad with three kids. It's like, I can't handle this drama anymore. It's an investment. I know she watches it, and I just kind of walk through the room and roll my eyes at whatever

ridiculousness is going on. I love stopping and be like, this and this and this. And he's like, I really don't care. I tried to, I tried to prep him for last night. Like, and I was really excited to just talk to him about the show because it's a very interesting season and he was like are you done now but when i was sitting in there i was fully engaged because that was a wild ride they took us on last night it was the wildest ride i had no idea who anyone was going into that show and then i sat down in the studio audience and i was riveting

it was my favorite was it's like all women who are so invested in the show and john sitting behind me and everyone's brilliant tino and and john goes guys i think we need to hear him out Give the guy a chance. Give the guy a chance. Let's hear it. Come down, you poop. And all the girls like gasped. They were like, and you're like, I'm joking.

My wife is so fed up with my shows. I'm like, okay, I'm going to get in trouble one of these days because I'm with him. Associated with me. She's going to get canceled by association. Your guys' humor together just kills me. I'm glad you're here, Sean. Thank you. Because we were talking about dancing in the stars earlier.

So I thought, and we all thought that Gabby, was maybe solo because they sometimes don't want. I think they've seen how hard it can be on couples to go straight from the show to dancing with the stars. So we thought, oh, she must be single. That's why they gave her dancing with the stars. She can, you know, focus on that. It'll be a nice distraction for her from her heartbreak, blah, blah, blah.

What advice would you give Gabby now being engaged and making this work with Eric when she's going to be, you know, dancing with Val? Good question. So I think in the beginning, because dancing, I don't know how much Catherine told you, dancing with stars was. Yeah, we talked about how hard. I'm a naive guy, like just do-to-do-do, oh, yeah. That's really, that's what it was.

He's not malicious. He's just do-to-do. I'm a normal guy from Dallas. You're telling me you're going to give me a lot of money to do something ridiculous? Like, sure, I'll continue riding this fantasy train that I've been on for the past six months. Why not? Once in a lifetime opportunity. What could go wrong?

What could possibly go wrong? Having no idea, like, the emotional toll it would take on my brand-new fiancée. Yeah, up in flames. Hindsight's 20th century. The zone is real. Hindsight is 2020. I wish for the sake of our relationship that I had not done it. Yeah.

And so in the beginning, I would paint with a broad brush and I would say like, oh, it's terrible. Don't do it. Like if you want to take your relationship seriously, don't do it. But not everybody is like us. You know, there's some couples that I'm sure can handle it very well. And I think probably the dynamic between me dancing with, you know, another attractive woman. She was single. She was single.

Right. Because I feel like most guys. and again, I'm going to label myself a dude. I think I would be 100% cool with whatever, whoever Catherine was dancing with, and I would love to cheer on from the sidelines, but that's because emotionally we're two very different people. Yeah, yeah.

That's, same thing with Jason. I've been a jealous person in every relationship I've ever been in until Jason. Really? I'm not jealous with him, but I would still find that challenging, where Jason was the same where he was like, oh, you need to do this next time. And like, but I will.

say there's a couple times where I would like, you know, do a sexy move with Artem? He'd be like, okay, like, do you really need to do that, you know, like, because we're all just human beings. Like, when you watch your significant other. But I do find it so interesting because it's very, like we were saying, it's very intimate. Now, Gabby seems to be really good friends with Val's wife. And I know there's nothing obviously going on there, but it's still so hard. Val is one of the most sexual dancers on the planet. So I don't know.

Yeah, that's what they said about me too. Yes. Not. Wait, how did you do? I don't remember. He got six. I watched. Six out of 12, middle of the pack.

Hey, that's pretty good. With this shimmy? That's great. Really? Now I'm going to go back and watch your dance movement. You got to start slow and then you speed it up. Oh, wow. That's the secret to a good shimmy.

That's your move. That's your go-to. I'm going to go back and watch clips. No, don't, don't. It's terrible. It couldn't have been worse than Chris Soles. I don't know. I was pretty bad.

Oh. He made it into like the final four, I feel like. Did he really? So bad. Joe, grocery store Joe, what a freaking legend. And, like, guy goes on one season, one episode. Right. And then gets dancing with the stars.

And he had such a strong fan base that he made it, like, to the end. And he couldn't, he doesn't know his left foot from his right. He really does. Oh, wow. Yeah. That is a strong fan base. Uh, yeah. Okay.

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When's the last time you sharded? It's like sickening. I'll tell you the last time I sharded, it's when I decided to drink celery juice every day. And then I learned to not trust a fart out. Confession. Oh, I did write one down the other day. My purse in takeoff fell over and four tampons just rolled down. Like, it was taking off of my tampons.

Did someone grab on? Did anyone help you? Yeah. Were they men or women? It was a woman. She helped me. And I was like, I mean, and that didn't even really embarrass me. I was like, this is good podcast content.

It's hard to. But like a tampon, like, guys should expect that, right? Like what a guy? Yeah, but to touch them, I don't think they're like interested in seeing them. I don't know why we still feel shame around. You should. Yeah, I can't. I've had that happen where, well, I keep tampons with me at all time.

For like nosebleeds? No. No. I, I do. Well, I'm a stylist, fashion stylist. Oh, okay. And my kid, I always have tampons. That's a good idea.

Yeah. But I think it would be like crazy if like your bag fell open and a strap on came out or something, you know, or a big dildo rolled out. I'd be like, oh my God, Caitlin. That's fair. This giant diltom. It would die. That's on a plane. That's humiliating.

I have another one. This happened to me like two days ago. I was letting the dogs out to go to the bathroom in the morning. And it was kind of raining or the ground was wet. So when they came in, I wanted to wipe their paws. and I had the back door open and I kind of stepped out to like wipe and pause

I forgot I was just fully in my underwear and my neighbor was mowing their lawn and I was just sitting there and I was like hey Mike like forget and then I was like I'm in my freaking underwear

like a thong right now and completely he saw me in my little thongs I get like that too with postmates I ordered some food I'm just doing my thing cleaning up

dick out dick out oh yes I had a shirt I had a shirt on but I was like oh you went to Donald Duck.

Like, Donald's dog. Yeah, like Donald freaking duck. Like, Winnie the poop. I had, I was waiting for my pants to be dry. They were in the dryer. And so, anyway, I ordered some food. I was, I was like, I had underwear?

No, I was raw dog in it. Wow. Yeah, no underwear. And erotic. Yeah. And so I just, I don't know, I wasn't the thing. I was on the phone. I was doing, I think I was talking to you.

And anyway, I ended up answering the door to the postmate. And I just had my dick out. Wow. And I mean, he was. like, wow, like, oh, I'm so sorry. And I was like, don't worry about it. There should be a, like, there should be one where it's the, the people that give us our food. Yeah.

And the Uber's, there should be, like, confessions of those people. Oh, I'm sure. Because then it's not that, right? Good idea. Yeah. I'm going to have an Uber driver on just full out 30 minutes of confessions. Yeah, this person wants barved on me. Yeah.

You know, what is your confession? Do you have one that, like, pops up? Yeah, they're like, no, I don't. I know you probably have a good one. Yeah, I'm waiting for you. Yeah. I feel like you should take whatever he says with a grain of salt. Let's see.

No, I am very truthful. Yeah. No, he's also very sarcastic. Yeah. Okay. Fair. But, okay, I'm waiting. I'm waiting.

The perfect combination. Watch, I'll see. I'm going to see if this is real. Am I confessing what you've done? See, this is the kind of stuff he's talking about. Okay. Well, immediately I go to poop as well. Yeah.

That's where I know best. That's where we all go, yeah. And my confession is we went on a cruise, not too, long ago. We brought up sharding and, of course. Let me tell you something. Cruises don't have the best food. Buffet style and, like, you always get the kid like sticking his fingers in the mashed potatoes and stuff.

Was this a luxury cruise or are you doing like a rest of a carnival? It was an Alaskan cruise. It wasn't. It was Norwegian. Anyway. His sister's a trip for travel agent. Shout out. Well, I love yellow curry. Love it. And they had it on the cruise ship. And all the other

food wasn't really appealing. And so I was just like every meal eating yellow curry. yellow curry until like at some point you gamble on a fart and you lose you know what i mean yes i do and so yeah unfortunately that's the confession i've never heard this oh my god a curdie i was on the cruise a cruise shark that it was a cruise shark i bet those happen all the time have to they have to happen so what did you do where were you what did how did you clean up the situation well then you just got like just threw your underwear off the boat yeah stick it deep in the trash can so hopefully no one finds it and like tie it and not meanwhile i'm taking care of our child while my other kid is

pooping his pants. I'm very, I'm glad I did not know that at the time. I would have handed him a little diaper with wipes. I'm never going to eat yellow curry again. Or if I do, I'm going to think about it. Oh, gross, man.

I do love yellow. There's certain food. I like green curry better. I'm a green curry's good. I like yellow and red and then green. It's like Chipotle too. I love spicy. See, yeah, I'm not spicy.

What? Oh. I'm going to do your confession or am I going to do it? Oh, yeah. Mine's like a three-year-old confession, which isn't that exciting. That's fine. It's a poop one. too.

I just pooped in the pool and everyone had to evacuate the pool. Oh. And I was really sad because I was the middle child. Yeah, I was the middle child and my mom was tending to the baby and I was like, mom, I have to go poop and I've had everyone in the public pool evacuate because my mom didn't take me the bathroom. And now I understand my second child and he poops his pants all the time. And you're like, I get it.

This kid, we just moved into a new house. Yeah. And our new house has a pool. Yeah. And he's old enough to know, don't poop in the pool. He's four. But there's something about that pool water that makes. the kid poop. So like the first time

he gets in there, there's a log floating around in the pool. Oh, my. No, but to say the other one. And it's so frustrated. I'm like, I say, you can't do this, buddy. He doesn't care. He doesn't care. And he's got so sweet about it, but he doesn't care. And he's one of those kids, like, if I even raise my voice a little bit, like, Isaiah,

you can't do that. He'll just start crying. He'll just melt my heart. He's the prettiest little face. He's crying. So then he does it like a second day. Like, dude, I'd just. It takes another time. And it takes forever. I got to go get the pool net and fish this turd out of I would love to get the kids out of the pool. No, but the last one, the last one was the best.

So then, like, he's about to get in the pool again and said, Isaiah, do not poop in the pool. Do you understand me? He's looking at me with this big eyes. Yes, Daddy, I understand. Okay, don't poop in the pool. And so I go back inside, and I'm kind of looking out the window. And I see this guy squatted over our bushes. He got out of the pool, pulled his pants down.

On the, on the hedge. And this animal is just pooping on it. I got a video of it, actually. He was trying to, like, I found him in the back by, like, the hose. And I was like, what are you doing back there? He was trying to clean up and make sure that no one saw because he was so embarrassed and he knew that daddy wouldn't like it. It was like a dog. We're like, are you an animal?

You're squatting over a hedge, like a beautifully manicured hedge to poop on? What did the toilet ever do to him? I don't know why. I think it's because it's close. I don't know. I think it might be it's cold inside. Like, you're hot in the pool. and then you go inside with the air conditioning.

Maybe he didn't like that. And like to take, I don't know. Wet bath in. He's going to jump back in. Yeah, you're right. You're right. That's why you always do it before you drink and shower. He's going to do it again.

This will not be the last time. We'll have another place when he's pooped. I'm going to have your kids on the podcast for conventions. You know, I have a question. Okay. Because I said something at a group dinner and people looked at me like I was disgusting. And so I'm just going to relive that moment right now. I know you're going to ask.

Really? Do you shower every day? Is that what you're going to ask? Well, no, I do shower every day or every night. night, but I, I, I don't mind peeing in the shower. Yeah, I pee in the shower. Yeah. Okay. My people. Yeah. You guys are all peeing in the shower. You're going to get out of the shower. It just goes down the drain anyways. A drain's a drain. Yeah. Okay. Oh my God. I feel so

steamy. Oh my gosh. He's validated. Wow. If they said they get out and go onto the toilet to go pee, that is a lie. That's what I was thinking. But they were saying, no, they pee before the shower. And if they have to go pee while in the shower with the weight, dry off, everything, and then just... Oh, that's silly. No, that's weird. That's weird. Yeah. I peed in the bath once.

That's a confession. I was that... But it was just you in the bath. Yeah. And then I showered after her. It's filthy. It is filthy. And I think I'm done here.

He told you about a yellow curle line. He's not okay with the bath. You know what? That was the line. No, but I was really ashamed of myself after because I was like, what did I forget? I was in the tub and not the shower. And I just, I stopped myself mid because I was like, what am I doing? Anyways, tell us Catherine's confession, Sean.

He's going to, it's nothing he says is truth. So we don't know. Do you hear the slumber? You saw me yesterday on the third row being like, I don't, I'm out. I don't trust what he said. Because he did it to me. I was very trusting of him on the show. And he would say tons of ridiculous facts.

And I would be like, oh my gosh, that's so, you're so smart. And like, wow, you know that person's name. name and whatever. Yes, he would make up random facts, and I would be like, oh, my goodness, you know? And then I realized he's always BSing, always. He's just full of shirts. Yeah. And little does she know, she signed up for a lifetime of my terrible jokes and lying and dry sense of humor.

In line. But I'm like, it's good because I'm the straight guy. We can't both be ridiculous. But normally away from him, I'm kind of silly. You're silly. Yeah, she is silly. I'm a little silly. But when I'm around him, it's like, we can't.

have too many right someone has to step back peppering her with the jokes you know and it's dry humor and so that's why so she has a lot of dad jokes you need to follow him on instagram because the captions are everything everything that's you you're in both of your engagements like on social media is so good and it's because of well you're adorable and you're still together and love it but your captions get like that's what makes me double for him yeah he's yeah he's good and that's why his twitter was so Good. Bring back the Twitter for next season. Because then you don't have a post with it. You keep trying to get out of this confession.

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How much did I miss before I sat down? We talked mostly terrible. Why, do you have any hot goss for us? Any juice? No, I'm trying to spell. Look at him. Does he look like he would have that? Yeah.

I actually would like you to start from the beginning. I have my notes here if you want to go. We've started a lot of deep stuff over here. We talked a lot about how I run cold and how I like my, I was at 78? Yeah, she, yeah. He's 74. 74 is for me.

Yeah. He's a 72. Yeah. Sorry, that's all you missed, though. Yeah. Well, we talked about last night. Oh, I needed to hear. Oh, yeah.

You had any comments about last night? Yeah. I got a lot of comments. Oh, it was hilarious. It was. All of his, like, you know, people that are posting about his little face in the box. Yeah. I'm so embarrassed.

I didn't know my face was going to. What were you doing? He's laughing. me during the breakup. Tino was on the couch. And Rachel is very somber and, like, so hurt. And he's like, ha, ha, ha. He's seriously.

He's smiling like it's Christmas morning. Yes. I'm like, oh, my gosh. Rachel seems like a nice girl. She will be just fine. Yes, she will. Tino got beat up last night. He will be just fine, too.

Everyone's going to be fine. Let's all laugh at the ridiculous nature of this show. Okay, but it's in it. It's timing. It's always, like, for him when we're having a hard time or whatever, and he, and we make up, and then, like, five and, and, later he makes a joke about the fight that we just had it's too soon like maybe in a couple weeks we can laugh about this not this soon so he's kind of like a whatever who cares

everyone get over it yeah that's how i was raised like were you nothing is sacred like during the show during the show i remember because now i can poke fun and i laugh and i go this how why are we so upset about this we're all going to be fine i do the same thing but when it was me and people were poking fun at the show i was like guys i'm like not okay so i I was in that moment. Were you buying the whole season, like, I'm going through all that. Oh, that's a, I like that question. Because you were, you were so well-liked and loved.

You had a good edit. Thank you. Well, he's, he's the American bachelor. There's an edit. I see you. I see. I'm me not trusting anyone. I'm like, I don't buy it.

You guys are for real to each other. These kids are for the show. I get it. You guys rented these. This is a little arranged marriage going on with these swingers. Yeah, they're not. They're a beautiful couple. I do wonder if you, like, had a hard time at all with going through what you had to go through on your season.

I think everybody has a hard time at points. I remember so every lead has a producer that kind of is with them at all times, right? Yeah. And so I remember just the exhaustion of, like, day to day, to day, to day, it's always filled with something. Yeah. And if it's not a date, you're traveling, you're shooting B-roll, whatever it is, like, just exhausting. And then you throw like the emotional aspect on top of all that. Yeah.

And so I remember just kind of getting into it with Cassie one time. Like I, Cassie was my producer. I can't like I'm done. I can't do this anymore. And like the show will throw little surprises. Like I remember we had a group date one time. The quote unquote villain on my season was Tierra. Oh yeah.

And like she wasn't supposed to be on the group date. And then the show didn't tell me and like threw her in the middle of it and surprised me. And like that's at this point of exhaustion. Is that when she got hypothermia in Canada? It was shortly. before that. Okay. Yeah.

That was in Montana, right? Yeah. So for me, it was more moms like that. Like, I'm just tired. I can't handle this drama right now. Like, I just need a breather. You're always like on the edge of your seat too because you're like, what are you going to do to me or like who's showing up or like what?

You can never just fully like relax and get a good night's sleep or like. Yeah. Yeah. But ultimately, I mean, I have the experience for me was amazing. Yeah. Aside from the fact that I met my wife. Aside from that, that is the best part. Yeah.

But like, you become, you become such good friends with. the people on the show, the producers, you get to travel the world, you get to do things that you would never do otherwise. Yeah. Like, it's an amazing experience. And that's part of the reason why I think, like, why are you taking this so seriously? Like, this is the chance of a lifetime. Enjoy it. You know, don't get so caught up in your own feelings that you can't even enjoy the process. Yeah, that's true. I remember thinking that somebody gave me that advice when I was Bachelorette. They said, like, remember this is a TV show too. Like, make good TV. Enjoy it. You're going to like come out the other end. It's going to be fine.

Ride it to the wheels fall off. Yeah, right it to the wheel. And I did. Still am trying to ride it to the wheels fall off. That makes three of us. You said when I saw you in the lobby, you're like, they're really calling, what you say, the old horse or something? They're pulling the old horse out of the barn.

Ratings must be in the dumps right now. Bring in the golden boy. You really are the golden boy. There's no other bachelor that you're still my favorite season of all time. I'm not kidding. It really was, we should watch it. Yeah, I'm going to watch it now that I met you and I trust you. Oh, thank you.

Just after 30 minutes. He doesn't trust anyone. Trust this one. You know, they're trustworthy. They are. Yeah, I can feel it. So I'm going to watch the season. You know what's weird is I was just having, I was having some of these similar conversations with Zach.

Yeah. And I told him, I said, it's going to be weird. Like, you will legitimately be famous. And granted, like, you have no skill or talent. You're going to be famous for no good reason at all. But you're going to go places and you're going to hear, like, teenage girls screaming and running, and it's, for me, like, almost cause social anxiety. Like, I'm in a mall. I'm in a public setting.

Yeah, please. Screaming girls. I just want to go to the store. Yeah, yeah. And then at some point, 10 years down the road, it's going to be like a teenage girl that comes up to you, calm and composed. I think my mom used to watch you. Can I get a picture? Because my mom loves you.

That dates us. So you're going to experience that. And then later on down the road, you're just going to be some old dude that you're just going to be some old dude that. Used to be on The Bachelor that, you know, their mom watched. Yeah, it's true. It's true. It's just, but the show just, it ain't what it used to be. We, I want a Sean Lowe season again.

I think they're really trying. I mean, they're trying. I think Zach, hopefully, but he's young, too. He's going to be a good one. When you were the bachelor. 28? Well, yeah, aired 29. Yeah, or 26.

Okay. Have they ever had an older, like, a 55 year? No, they're trying to do that season, I thought. Or 40 something. They're doing Bachelor seniors. Yeah, they're doing seniors. Oh, that's cool. But I don't think they've gotten enough guys.

I think the guys is down, like the number of men that are applying. Really? They don't have enough for the girls. The women have tried to be part of it. And I think they don't have an equal match as why they didn't hear it. Nobody wants to see old people making out. It's going to be so weird. I know, but holding hands.

Okay, that's adorable. That would be so sweet. It would have to be a very sweet version. It's going to be sweet. They're not going to be. It's not going to be a salacious. No. You're seeing like someone's mom, like, making out with the grandma.

In the hot tub. In the hot tub. All these people. Okay. Yeah. I want a 40-year-old bachelor. I want a 40-year-old bachelor. But now looking at how, like, beautiful and put together people are at that age now, you're like, maybe.

What's that show on Netflix? Jay was 50. Grace and Frankie or whatever. Oh, yeah. With Jane Fonda. Anyway, it's cute, but they're dating and, like, it's sweet. And you're seeing Jane Fonda making out with some dude. And I'm like, oh, I love this.

Oh, really? And chic outfits. Yeah. Get a good stylist for the new season for the senior season. And I think it would be great. You just got to tell the old people how to use social media. Yeah, I know. That's the problem.

That'll be the cutest part. Facebook. Them on Facebook? That would be really cute. I'd be like, oh, thank Sharon for being so nice on the show. And then like when you instead of meeting the parents, because their parents are probably. Oh, my gosh. Oh, this is going far.

Oh, no. You meet the grandkids. I wanted to introduce you to my grandkids. Are you listening? Bachelor? This is great. Or they go to the cemetery. It gets their parents in the ground.

Why does you do this? I would love it. You're at the cemetery. You too should do a podcast. No, nobody wants to hear what I have to say. I do. Sign me up. Yeah, you can't say that to her who has you on the show.

No, you don't see what I say. Five-star reviews, I would download, I would subscribe. But I'm going to get canceled really quickly. Well, you know what? Starbursts menace. Does she always have candy? Yes, always. That's adorable.

That's really cute. He benefited that last night. Because I had candy in my purse. Oh, so you got a little snack during. Gosh, that was three hours of it. a long time. Do they feed you guys? I want to know, what do they give you for food? They demanded like a shot. They were like, give us some drinks. It was crazy. But I had a wonderful turkey meatloaf sandwich before the show. Oh, they always feed you before stuff. Where? At like the hotel.

In the trailer. Oh, so they give you some food in the trailer. Yeah. Okay. And then three hours sitting out there just and a cold stew, you're freezing here. No, it was kind of warm. There was a lot of people. A lot of people are a lot of lights. Like this gets warm in here. And you're miced up. We're miced. So bathroom breaks allowed. No, not really. Because you don't really have time. Yeah, they're like three minutes. Yeah, three minutes and then they count down.

So you don't have time to go to the bathroom. I think if you do, then a seat filler will come and you have to wait until the next commercial work. Yeah. Oh, that sounds miserable. But we did demand shots. They brought us. Actually, it was really funny. I took a picture and I posted it.

You guys cheer. Oh, you saw that. Because Rachel was going through it and we were like, we want a shot. And everyone was like, Rachel needs a shot. And so they gave her a tequila shot and I was tequila shot. And we all were like, cheers. And the whole audience was like, we want one. And I was like, you know, the best part of that was Catherine and I sitting behind you and, like, no one offered us a drink.

They did. Well, when you asked for it, you didn't say, hey, how about my friends behind me? I'm such a damn. Why are you listening to him? I am. Don't let him phase you. No, it was cool because we got to take a picture of you guys having fun together. Got a really great memory out of it for us.

I'm sorry. I should have asked. You made him feel like Josie Grosy. Oh, Josie Grosy. Josie Grosy. Never been kissed. I'm a huge Drew Barberman. Yeah, me too.

Sorry you had that moment. Yeah, I'm sorry. Make up for it. I will. Would you like the glass of Rose? He's fine. He just does this. He's probably thinking of ways just to roast you.

He had this one in the roster way in the holster. That's what he does. Sometimes he's not like I'm talking to him and he's only thinking about what he's joke he's going to make. I do that. I do that all the time. I'll write down like I have a notes in my phone for just like funny things. to say like I'm like when I have the perfect time for it to come in I'm like yes and it's because I wrote it down I do that too I do that too I think all the time about ways I can make jokes and

arguments mine's like the opposite mine's like why did I say that so stupid why did I do that and I don't hear anything he's saying because I'm so like what did I tell that waiter have a good meal why I'm always I'm always that one so uncomfortable myself real quick so Bennett last night yeah one of the producers of the show he said okay we're going to come to you you. Jesse's going to ask you a few questions. He's going to end with any advice. Oh, yeah. He's going to redeem himself right here. And so Bennett, who is a very good friend of mine, and he knows my humor very well. He goes, hey, I think you should say, don't pee in the hot tub. And my first instinct is, that's stupid. No one's going to think that's funny. Okay. So I'm thinking,

I'm not going to go that direction. Yeah. And so he is so funny on his own merit. So then that time of the show comes and Jesse asks us a couple questions. And then he ends with, so any tips. And I'm like, just be comfortable, be yourself. Don't be in the hot tub. And I swear I heard crickets. No, I laughed. No, Tony, Tony laughed. Grandpa John laughed. Tony.

Dad, Ruckia. Rachel's daddy. Oh, yeah, big Tony. Yeah, we got to get it off. He's a nice guy. He's the nicest guy. I had, we had drinks with him after in the hotel lobby. I loved him.

He's a sweet, sweet, soft man. Yeah, he's very sweet. Use your own material. Don't use someone else. Yeah, he's still kicking yourself because he don't like that. Yeah, it could have been better. See, I lolled. I laughed.

out loud at you're drunk and I was like, that's funny because I peed in the bathtub and it's like peeing in a hot tub. So, yeah, don't do that. Except there's more people in a hot tub. And it's supposed to be sexy. It can be sexy, but it's just amazing. That's true. I think it's okay. Yeah. I thought it was good advice. Thank you. I needed that. Thanks, sister. I needed that. Thank you. Well, we should do this again sometime. I feel like now getting a little taste of Sean Lowe on the podcast, I'm like, I think I would like. Well, you know, the people are getting to demand to come back. They are going to. It's going to be back by popular demand, Sean Lowe and Catherine.

Yeah. We'll just have to send out a memo to your younger listeners who Sean Lowe is. Their bomb probably watched you. Grammy watched. 10 years ago, that's crazy. No, Dancing the Stars has an older demographic. Yeah, they do. Yeah.

That's true. He gets grandma sometimes. That's right. Oh, I bet. I bet, yeah, the older demographic. I never thought in the world I would be like a sweetheart on TV, remember? And Lowe is like, who would have thought? You're just America's sweetheart on dancing with the stars.

I'm like, it is the weirdest thing. I feel like I'm like a fraud. Yeah, girl from the other side of the truck. No, I've always loved you. I've always thought you were sweet. I don't know why people. I know you are. I'm just spicy too.

Right, which you can be. I'm a Gemini and cancer, so I'm like a sassy, emotional bitch with a sense of humor. Yeah. But you're. With a soft heart. I would never use the word bench though. No, I'm not. My heart is.

Yeah. Yeah. Canadian Maple Delight. Yes. Oh, that's me. Oh, that's that's a better way. That's nice. Thank you.

You're well. Thank you guys for being on the podcast. Thanks for coming in. Thanks for joining me. Filming. After filming with Zach, that I can't wait to watch. It's actually going to be really funny. Is it?

Yeah. Okay, good. I can't wait. Did you tell them not to be in the hot tub again? Did you redeem yourself? No, but we did some hot tub shots and some shower shots and it was really funny. Do you do emvisaline? I sure do.

Oh, me too. Well, because he just had it. I saw his retainer case. Who's case is that? Hey, do you take them out at restaurants and, like, strings of spit following? Yes, it's the worst. It's the worst. I always think about it, and I do this.

And then Jason's like, you're making it more obvious. Like, people are now looking at you because you're going under the table. But do you have the buttons? You don't have buttons. Yeah. No, I have the anchors. Yeah. They're on there.

Oh, I have one, like, front teeth. I only have one week left, though. I'm finished. Oh, you are? Well, I'm finished. And then my orthodonist is like, oh, I'm traveling for the next three weeks. So you still have to keep wearing them until. you come see me and get the retainer.

Okay, fair enough. Well, congratulations on your Envisaline journey. Thank you. I'm right there with you. I seriously will just keep talking if you guys don't wait. Okay.

No. Okay, we'll just stand up. Can we just stand up? Shut her up. Yes. I'm Caitlin Bristow. And I'm Lo Bon Arum. And your session.

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