Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy : Ria & Fran- Chicks in the Office

Episode Date: September 13, 2019

Today, Kaitlyn is joined by Ria and Fran hosts of Barstool Sports Chicks in the Office. They're talking hot gossip and all things Bachelor. Tyler and GiGi were spotted at the US Open and will he be the next Bachelor? Plus the girls confess with a hilarious Nick Jonas story and Kaitlyn awards her 1st Insta-Grammy. And the winner is? Grab a glass and enjoy some Grape Therapy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm your host, Caitlin Bristow. Today I'm sitting down with the two women behind chicks in the office, a video series, radio show, and podcast by Barstool Sports that discusses the biggest stories in pop. culture from relationships and breakups to reality TV. Chicks in the office is the go-to source for your daily dose of celebrity gossip and their podcast always has a huge variety of guests from all parts of pop culture including Cole Spouse

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to start ASAP. Please welcome to the podcast. Rhea and Fran. Hey. Wow. Thank you. Thank you for having us. We are so happy to be here. We were just talking about hangovers and how you had a really rough go on, what was it Thursday? Thursday. It's a terrible, terrible day. So do you usually typically throw up when you are hungover? Is that like a standard thing? Yes, it's a thing we talk about all the time. Not that night. It's always the next day. So I could drink all night long, but the next day I'm going to throw up. Have you figured out like a trick or a certain alcohol to stick to you or are you just like all over the bat?

I'm just trying them all out to see which ones don't make me throw up. I don't know. Sometimes like if you stick to one alcohol, I think you're okay. The problem is Wednesday night. We were really mixing a lot of different things. Oh, yeah, that'll do it. And I think that's what is it. I'm going to tell you something.

And I know all of my listeners know this, but I don't really get hungover ever. And I am today. Welcome to New York. Yeah. It'll give you a hangover. That should be on like the billboard when you drive in. Yes. That, yeah, and I'm so stupid.

I got here and I'm like, I can't believe I didn't bring wine. That's the most off-brand thing. I don't know if I've ever really done a podcast without wine. I was going to call you out for that. I'm not going to lie. I can't. I'm so embarrassed. That's like my confession for the podcast.

Right. What an idiot. How did I forget that? And it would have made me feel better too because I did a podcast this morning. And I looked at Jason and I was like, I don't know if I can do this morning. And he's like, I think you should probably have a drink. And I was like, no, I can't. And then Derek walks in the room and he's like, we haven't a drink.

I'm like, yes. Yes, absolutely. Just needed an outsider to say it. Yeah. And then I felt better. And now I had a long nap. And now I was like, okay, a glass of wine would have probably just put me right back in the place I need to be. Yep.

And I really fucking blew it. Yeah. I really did. It's okay, though. We're going to move on from it. It's going to be okay. Well, I was like, maybe they'll have alcohol on them. Oh, I was thinking before.

I was just at a bar watching some football. So I have been drinking. Okay, where are you guys originally from? I'm from New Jersey, but my whole family is South Jersey, so are big Philadelphia Eagles fans. Okay. I'm from Long Island, New York. Okay, so who do you cheer for? Jets. Okay.

I'm like, I have to cheer for the bills now because of Jason, but I never had a team. He's like, who, like, everyone's like, what did you convert to bills from? I'm like, I'm from Canada. Canada, yeah. I'm like, we have CFL. It's a Canadian Football League. I didn't cheer for anyone. Anyways, thanks for being on the podcast today.

Thanks for having us. Are we all hungover today? Are you guys good? I'm actually not hungover because I refuse to drink after what happened this week. I've heard like at least a week. Yeah, at least. Just at least one week. Okay.

I was out last night, but I, you know, when you really, football being back, just you jump right back into it. So now that I, you start drinking again to watch the games. And I'm like, I feel great. This is really embarrassing, but I actually don't understand football yet. I'm learning, but CFL is different than NFL. We just, it's like, I can tell you everything about hockey, but you, like football, I'm like, man. But I love watching it.

Yeah. Like I love, I'm like, Sunday, yeah, football. Like, it's, it's just an acceptable time to start drinking it 10 a.m. You just have fun. You go out. It's Sunday, fun day. Oh, yeah. I feel like you don't even really have to understand it.

No, you don't. You're just like fake watching it on the TV. And there's so many bars in the city where people just drink. Yeah. The games are on. It's just an excuse for everybody to just enjoy. Exactly. It's like airports.

Yep. Yeah. Everybody just drinks. I feel like when we first started, you were going to say something and I feel like I cut you off. Oh, no. We just wanted to congratulate you for the People's Choice Award because on our podcast, we told everyone to vote for you.

You did? Yes. Yeah. We did. That's so nice. We were nominated last year. Yes. We were not nominated.

We were not nominated this year. Interesting. However, you guys are in great company. And I feel like they mix it up. They had a lot of new nominees, and we're very excited for you. Thank you. Thanks. We told everyone to vote for you.

Oh my gosh, that makes me so happy. Everyone else in the category deserves it as well. I agree. But you're a favorite. Thank you. We love Becca and Tanya. We were with them last year at the awards because they won last year. Yeah, yeah.

So, like, they're great. And so we were laughing because the lady gang girls, ladies were not nominated also this year. They were last year. And they were last year? Yeah, I remember that. And I remember last year being like, I'm like, why the fuck am I not nominated? I was like, oh, whatever.

But yeah, they do it. There's so many podcasts. They had to show some other people's podcasts. That's so true. I was looking at the category and I was like, what? Didn't Beckin, like, didn't they beat Oprah or something? Like, what? I mean, I think that they narrowed down the category this year.

They nominated more podcasts last year. Yeah. But I think they were smart because they kept it less this year. Because last year they nominated, you know, Oprah, like Alec Baldwin, like these huge A-list celebrities who have podcasts who, like, don't give a shit about the future sports. That is true. Like, Oprah's followers are probably, like, our parents' age.

Yeah, like, you want to not have any podcasts that are, like, going to engage, and their fans engage. That's true. I'm, like, it's so funny, because I'm against Jonathan Van Ness, and I, like, hope he wins. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I just want to, like, hear his speech. Right? Right. And then it's always, like, a good thing to put in your bio. Like, I lost to John. Ness. Oh, that's funny.

Like, yeah. And, like, I told Becca, I said, you need to put on your tombstone that you beat Oprah. Oh, yeah. People Choice Award winner. Yeah. Beat Oprah. Yep. Hashtag beat Oprah.

Okay. So when did you guys start with Barstool? Three years ago around this time. So September 2016. Yeah. How did you get into that? Like, how did you get that opportunity? Well, I was, so it's hard to explain.

I was going to FIT in New York City. I was going to pace before that and then I took a semester off. So my first semester of college was at pace, took a semester off, then started at FIT. I was 19 years old, and I was working as a pharmacy tech, like on Long Island, where I live. And my friend Glenn from high school, who you obviously called Glenn Coco. Glennie balls, actually. Oh, okay. Even better.

We were really good friends in high school, obviously, stayed in touch a little bit after high school. And I saw that he had gotten an internship with Barstool, and I had followed Barstool, whatever. So I just hit him up out of nowhere just saying congrats because I was a fan of bar school. And everyone was freaking out from my high school that he got this internship. And then he had said to me, oh, they're actually looking for girl interns because at the time, the only woman there was the CEO. It was just a bunch of guys. The CEO is a woman? Yes.

I love that. Yeah. So she was the only woman there. They wanted more girls. I went into interview and then I was hired that day with Caleb, another guy who works there. So Glennie was working for Caleb. And then I got hired. and then we were both Caleb's interns.

Caleb went away on some, like, they do, like, the barstool tours, so they went around all the colleges. Yeah. So then he just left me and Glenn in the office to really do whatever, just, like, help people out. So we were just doing a little bit of everything, like business side, content,

whatever we can really get our hands on. And then Fran came in, like, six months later. Yeah. I started February, the beginning of February in 2017. Yeah. And kind of the same thing. Like, I, um, got an internship with our Philly guy

because he had wanted an intern in New York, Smitty, and he was great. I interviewed, it got the job, and I guess it was only probably a few months-ish later that as like the two girls, some of the guys were like, you guys should try and do some stuff together, whether it's like, there's a podcast, KFC Radio,

and they answer, voice mails stuff like that like you know advice and whatnot right and they're two dudes so like they have a very different opinion on questions compared to like what our what our answers would be right so they were like why don't you guys do some of these questions and we'll see like how different your answers are from theirs it ended up being like pretty funny we started doing the instagram videos and uh then it kind of just like took off from there that's awesome and so you guys weren't friends before no no we just did not know each other oh you just you just Yeah. Wait, that's so cool. Yeah. All right. I love wearing jewelry on just about any occasion. I've even been known to rock a couple of rings at the gym. But from running errands to going out to dinner to attending events, I just feel much more comfortable with myself than when I'm wearing it. I feel like it can just help any look look so much better, more polished. But shopping for jewelry can get super expensive. I know that, especially when you want to buy a variety of pieces to match different looks. That's why I'm glad I found Local Eclectic. Local Eclectic is your online.

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We talk about that every episode. You do. We give an update on Miley and Caitlin. Okay, what's the latest and greatest? I knew you guys would know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I think that they're just like together now.

They're just like happy. They're happy together. She just celebrated her 31st birthday. Miley was there. Like, Caitlin posted all these very cute, like, black and white photos of the two of them on her Instagram story. She did? Oh God, I need to go follow her. Yeah.

Because I'm, you know, how this world works. I'm like, is this real? Right. Right. Is this happening? Or what is it? Like, Sean Mendez and... Right, right, right. Is that real? I mean... No idea. That one, that one, like, keeps me up at night. Yeah. They, like, kind of sort of kissed this weekend at his

show in Toronto. Oh, yeah. And I was like, but then one angle, it looked like they made out. Another angle, it looked like they touched cheeks, and then, like, I'm trying to make it look like they made out. I'm like, I don't know. The more I'm uncovering Sean and Camilla, the more I think it's fake. Because at the VMAs, it just seemed like she wasn't really into it.

I mean, him not really either, but like, before that, they were making out all over the place. And then all of a sudden, the VMAs hits, they don't even want to be near each other. And then apparently, this is some, I've read on some underground website, I have no idea if this is true or not, that Camilla, am I saying it? Right, I don't know. that she wants out of the fake relationship and like Sean got word of it and now they're trying to cover it up I don't know if that's real or not but now this just gets into my brain I know me too because I get I get all weirded out that we don't know the truth I'm like will we ever know the truth there's so many secrets in Hollywood yeah we will never know well we will never know and even

like if they do if they do I mean they will eventually probably break up like it'll just be like all right well we'll never know if that was like a real time in their lives I know okay what What else is going on? And like, what's the 4-1-1? Well, I mean, this is up your alley, Tyler and Gigi. Oh, yeah. She was sitting beside me at the U.S. Open. Oh, my gosh.

I wanted to be like, where's Tyler? Yeah. Except Tyler was actually, so Jason was doing like a deal for someone and Tyler was doing the same deal the next day. And then I'm like, why are they hiding is my question? They're not, but they are. Yeah. Like sometimes they're out together and then sometimes they're not.

Like New York Fashion Week, you would think, okay, they're going to be together at some point, right? I think event you know what Like it seems like eventually they will make some kind of Announcement Yeah Like they'll hit a carpet together or something Because I mean he went to her grandmother's funeral

I know I'm like okay it's getting pretty serious Like you don't go on No that's serious stuff Eventually she's gonna have him like on her arm for some carpet We're all gonna freak out You're gonna look so good They are gonna look so good It's ridiculous

It's ridiculous and we felt so weird Like looking at these pictures that paparazzi took at this their family's grandmother's funeral and we're like this is something is so wrong about this but then I like I looked at Reed and I was like they look so good I'm like they looked very comfortable and like they'd been together for years right like they were just slouched like arms around each other really comforting her yeah I felt it crazy through the paparazzi photo that one is real yeah that one's real yeah and do we think that's why he's not going to be the bachelor I don't think you should have been the bachelor no

Anyway, okay, I was going to ask you guys, because I, well, do you want Peter to be The Bachelor? Because I'm pretty sure that's who it's going to be. Yeah, we heard it's Peter. I think no matter who I hear it's going to be, because I kind of wanted it to be Derek at some point now. Like my heart went a totally different direction. Yeah. At this point, I think whoever it is, and we'll be like, ugh, and then I'll end up liking the season. Every year.

I really wanted it to be, Mike. So did I. And every year, I complain every single time. Except for when it was me, right? I mean, you've got the short end The Sick, like I wanted it to be you The whole time anyway I was like, what, this is annoying

Why do we have to like pick between two girls? You're the first season I ever watch A Bachelor or Bachelorette. That's amazing. And now have you watched ever since? Yep. Yeah, it'll get you. Yeah, I think so.

It hooks you in. But I don't know, I really wanted to be Mike because I just could not see. Tyler's still so young. And I think he's getting like a taste of legit fame and people freaking out over him. And I don't think he likes it. need to be the bachelor. I don't think he likes

that either. No, no. And yeah, I think I really wanted Mike to be the bachelor, but what is going on with him and Demi Lovato? Why is she just all the sudden... I don't know. I don't know. But it's just, it would be amazing if the storyline was like Demi Lovato's mom loves this show. I think she has

always watched. So it's like, it seems like Hannah's season has been one of the first ones that Demi has really gotten into. Yeah. A lot of it thanks to her mom. Yeah. So it just be insane like if she's the first season she starts to watch she like decides that one of them she likes

like she could have been doing this for years right she'd be like oh I like that one I'm gonna date him she gets her pick yeah yeah and Mike commented on Tyler's picture making a joke about a double date like between wait Tyler said something about it

no no Mike commented on Tyler's picture Tyler with his shirt off like if we go on this double date you better keep that shirt on or something like that what a double day between Gigi Tyler Demi and Mike that can't be possible it's not even fair anymore like I look at Jason I'm like do you wish you picked a bigger celebrity today like we always laughed that Wells walked so like Mike could run now you're like all these or Tyler it's dating the same models and all this and I'm like and Wells and Sarah yeah so it's like it's so funny because people are like Tyler and Jesus this ever happened before this huge celebrity this is so crazy I'm like guys I know. Please don't forget about Wells and Sarah. That was the biggest deal.

I remember podcasting with him when they couldn't like say anything and he told me. And I was like, what? Sarah Highland? Like that is so cool. So cool. And she is just the freaking coolest person. Have you guys met her? No, I wish.

She's so cool. We're actually interviewing Wells tomorrow. Are you? Is it tomorrow? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's Skyping in. Oh, I was going to say it because I saw him on Instagram with that Chase guy.

Oh, yeah. No. He's Skying. He's Skying in with us. He's in Denver. Does Wells over do interviews with Sarah? I've never seen them do it, I don't think. I don't think I've seen it either.

Kay, is it your bio that says that you were followed by Justin Bieber and blocked by Chris Jenner? No, no, no, she's followed by Justin Bieber. I'm blocked by Chris Jenner. Wait, what? You're followed by Justin Bieber? On Twitter, but like this is the thing.

It's like followed by Justin Bieber, like, asterisk because he, I like, truly made my Twitter account. maybe like 2009, like the beginnings of Twitter only to be a fan girl, like only to tweet constantly and Justin Bieber at the John's brothers like endlessly. And this was when Justin Bieber was like not really that big. So he would go on Twitter as like a 14 year old and be like,

I'll follow back. All right, people like I'm following people back. So if you look, he follows like a few hundred thousand people on Twitter. Really? Yeah, like he follows like 300 something thousand people on Twitter. Interesting. Has you ever liked one of your tweets? No, my God, no.

But, like, it is funny because I'm like, I couldn't message him if I wanted to. But, no, it was so funny. Like, when I got this job, I was like, oh, do I just, like, I have so many embarrassing tweets. Like, do I take the time to delete all of them and just change my name so that I can keep followed by Justin Bieber? Do I, like, make a whole other Twitter account? I kept it.

I just went back and deleted a lot of old stuff. But, I mean, he might see what you. You have to say sometimes. Yeah, I mean, one day, like, he might open Twitter and one of my tweets is there. Yeah, but he gets probably like shmillions a day. Oh, my. And he does follow, like, 300,000 people. That's so funny.

That's so, okay, why are you blocked by Chris Jenner? So unlike Fran, being like a fan account, I was just mean. A troll account. When I was, like, 14 years old. I wasn't even a troll. I was just very talkative on Twitter. Like, I always, I always sub-tweeted all the time. like sad faces or just like I was always talking nonsense on Twitter.

She's a hilarious old tweets about like Zach Efron and Brody Jenner. Oh my God. Yeah, my tweets about Brody Jenner and Zach Efron when I was younger just I had to delete them all because of whatever. We'll get into that. But as I was doing that, I would also just hate on Christianer. I don't know why. I would like watch the card actually say that I would just tweet to Christianer like I hate

you. And I honestly looking back like I don't hate Chris Jenner. I actually think Chris Jenner's a genius. But this was just 14-year-old me on Twitter tweeting to like 100 people in my high school And I thought I was funny But now I got her blocked And then I was blocked

But when I was 14 And I got blocked by Chris Jenner I was like this is amazing everybody I'm blocked by Chris Jenner Right Now it's not so cool because You're like, I'm block me, I like you Yeah like I actually really like you

And think you're the best So please I'm block me That's so crazy that she blocked you So funny That's so funny because one of my tweets I had to go back and delete after I came off the show was to Kim Kardashian where I said I would rather like

chew glass and swallow a bag of hair than be friends with her and then I was like I like came off the show and people said something mean about me and I was like oh god it hurts yeah right and then I went back and like went through all my old tweets and I was like holy shit I was an asshole yeah that's what I think all the time

I'm like oh somebody says something mean about me I'm like crying myself to sleep meanwhile I was just telling Chris Jenner how much I hated her That's a 14-year-old girl in my room, my purple bedroom with, like, butterflies on the wall. Oh, you had purple bedroom and butterflies? I had, like, my bedroom was just plastered with pictures of, like, Andrew Keegan, which explains my crush on Jason. But, like, Andrew Keegan and Jonathan Taylor Thomas, and, like, that's probably way before your time. Well, we know who you're talking about.

Yeah, but just, like, pictures of boys and, and, like, makeup plastered all over my walls. Like, cool. No, I had. Fran just had Jonas brothers and just deeper. No, I also had a purple room with some butterflies. Oh, wow. That might have been a thing of your guys' time. I know.

However, like, we both love the color of purple. Yes. That's like our thing. That's why like everything chicks in the office is purple. Oh, that's cute. But no, I had Florida ceiling, like, posters from J-14 of Justin Bieber, like, everywhere. I had Dylan Sprouse. That's it.

That's so funny. He, I like got him in trouble in Vancouver for underage drinking. Dylan Sprouse? Yeah, he was in, he was like 17 or 18 years old. and the legal drinking age was 19 in Vancouver and I saw him and his brother and I was like, that's the kid from Big Daddy. And then

I like Googled his age. Yeah, yeah. And then I was like, hey, and then I like did some tweet being like, I see blah, blah, blah, blah underage drinking at Cactus Club and then cactus club, this restaurant that I actually used to work for. They like came out and they're like, can you please find out who the server was? Oh my God. Oh, no.

Yeah. And I like got everybody in trouble. No, no. Oops. But then I got, I somehow, I came friends with one of them, Dylan. Yes, the cooler one. And Dylan's the one that is not on Riverdale. Oh, okay. So I don't watch Riverdale.

Cole is on Riverdale. Yeah, yeah. So Dylan, I have his number in my phone. And he's under, he's under Dylan Disney. Oh, my God. Dylan Disney. Wait, let's see if it's still in this phone. Let's call him.

Yeah. Okay, should we try? What's FaceTime him? You guys, let's try calling and see what happens. Oh, let's see I would scream If he answered You don't understand

Dylan Spouse was like my number one Oh my gosh Oh my god It's raining You release from my voicemail If you're a number I don't have in my phone Or you're blocked

Then I will not answer to you So just leave me message And I guess I'll call you back When I can't Oh my God I'm so Just to get the voice I mean, we just had Dylan Spouse in the podcast.

But also, but also, like, rang once. So, like, did he just ignore the call? He totally just ignored it because did you hear the voicemail? He said, if I don't have your number. Yeah, forget it. Oh, my God. That was the best thing ever. Kate, that's crazy because, first of all.

At least you know, it's a functioning number. I just never thought it would still be, not that I would ever reach out to. No, I just did. Not that I would ever, like, actually, like, he probably doesn't remember me. But the fact that that's still his number because that was, 10 years ago. Yeah. No, not 10.

How old are they? I mean, they're 26? Yeah. So, it was like 9, 10 years ago. Yeah. And that's still... That's so funny. That voice mail is hilarious, though.

That is very funny. For a second, I thought he answered. I almost screamed. Now I wish we would have left a message. I would have been like, hey, you're on on the podcast. Here with chicks in the office. Oh, my God.

We hung out 10 years ago. Go bye. Tell me back. Bye. It's Caitlin, by the way. Okay, bye. Okay, good talk. Bye.

Oh, my God. That's so funny. All right. Lovelies, I hope you're enjoying the podcast. We'll get right back to it shortly. You know Jason and I are happily going strong, but not everyone can find love through Bachelor Nation. And so now I'm turning my attention to helping some of my closest girlfriends to find

their own Jason Tardix, the old-fashioned way, you know, a dating app. I downloaded the new dating app ship so it lets you swipe for your friends so that I can find dates for my friends and it's great because I get to judge the guy too and make sure he's someone I'd want to double date you know so here's how it works if you're single you invite a group of friends to join your crew

and those friends can help you find matches the best part if you're not single like me you can still join help out your friends and relax you don't need to make a profile pick or anything like that you just join your friends crew and start swiping I always wanted just swipe but I never had the chance and now I do. So after my girlfriend, she got her first date from the app. This is what she texted me. Let me read it here. Okay. One of my favorite things about ship is there's a group chat with your crew that gets pretty hilarious. I got really nervous about

how to start a conversation with the guy. So it's been amazing to get advice from my friends. Then she said, Caitlin, you have some really good pickup lines. I mean, they're cheesy, but hey, they're working for me. I don't think they're cheesy. Finding a dating app is more fun if you do it with friends so download ship the dating app that lets you swipe with friends that's s hip search for ship dating app in the app store and start swiping today so he's the cooler one in her in her opinion like dylan sprauss was saying my number one when i was younger that's so funny i'm i have no idea why look they're both doing very well for themselves for themselves now like dylan what's he doing dylan he has like a brewery i believe he's dating barbara palvin but he dates barbara palvin

The supermodel. What? He is? And, yeah. And I think he's, like, starting to get back in the acting game a little bit, seems like. And obviously, like, people objectively would be like, no, Cole. Because Cole right now is definitely more famous.

Riverdale and Lily Reinhardt and everything. Wait, didn't they break up? I don't know. It was on another thing. Who knows? We don't know. We think they're still together, but who knows? I need to tune into your guys' podcast more often because I feel like I never know

the gossip and I never know what's going on. unless I see it like on Twitter or something but I'm so curious about it like I want to learn more Chicks in the office podcast All we do is we hear it and speculate What's the what's your favorite Gossip right now?

I don't know I feel like we need something new to pop up Because this summer has been Like a repeat of the same Yeah I mean by far this summer There has been a lot of good bachelor stuff But by far this summer

It's got to be It's got to be Miley Liam Brody. Oh, yeah. The whole web of Miley, Kaylin, Brody, Cajon, like all that. Yeah.

What the heck? Yeah. Yeah. Like the whole thing is insane. And like I wonder, did Brody know that Caitlin was bisexual? I think so. I think so.

They used to, Brody talked about it a lot that they used to be very fluid in their relationships. Like they were very open to threesomes, whatever. Really?

Yes. They were very experimental. On the Hills, it's like kind of awkward now. But like this, because the Hills is on right now this season. They're still together.

And like a hot, like, I actually think next week's at our, whatever, Monday, yeah. Yeah, is like an episode where there are, Caitlin's, like, talking about how it's uncomfortable that everybody, like, all of her friends are talking about her sex life with Brody. But they're like, Brody had an entire podcast where he just talked about his sex life. How are we not supposed to talk about it? Literally called sex with Brody. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was. What? When was this?

Like years ago, years ago, yeah. Do we like him? Yes. Oh, can we do? I think. I think. Okay. I think.

He's come into Barstola office. and he was super cool. He has been good to us, yes. Okay, it was very nice. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. I just think he's like a perpetual bachelor, which is fine. I don't think he wants, he like never should have been married in the first place since he didn't actually legally get married. That's true. How do you date one of those guys though? I see like, I would never know. When you're like hot and like 22 and a supermodel and you're like, I'm dating Brody Jenner. That's true. You're doing it because it feels cool. Yeah. I mean, not because you see a future. Yeah. Like if Brody Jenner came to me and was like all about. me and was like wanting to take me out and be like hell yeah i'm going out of brodie general like okay i'm gonna see where this takes me that's it that's a that's what i'm pumping my own tires and like dropping names right now but that frankie frankie frankie delgado yeah yeah i have his number in my phone somehow should we call him just kidding frankie's like actually all about that la club scene like he owns all i do i see again i'm like i don't even know who he is i remember we're like brodie had some thing that he did at this bar that I worked at, again, like 10 years ago.

And somehow you just end up hanging out with all these people. But it's so funny because my phone just keeps the same contacts. And sometimes when I'm going through, I'm like, who's Frankie Hills? Because I've never watched the Hills. And then I was like, is that crazy? I need to just go back from the start. I've said this to Spencer and Heidi. I'm like, I need to just go back and watch from episode.

And they're like, no, do you don't need to do that? I'm not shocked at the gas or like, maybe don't. Yeah, they're like, you don't have to, like, start from this season, maybe. Yeah, that's so funny. And you guys on the podcast always use the expression Friday energy. Yes. What does Friday energy look like? What does that mean?

Like, because you're obviously pumped the end of the week. Yes. So we record our, we used to only do episodes on Mondays. So we would record our Monday episodes on Friday. Okay. So we would say we were giving people Friday energy on a Monday because they would listen on Monday. But we record on Friday and, like, obviously our energy on Friday is different. Yes.

But now we also have episodes. on Thursdays so it's just like become a mood like it's just a state of mind like you want to have like like you're so pumped and optimistic and looking forward to things on Friday like you should have that all the time I like that that's good yeah yeah I feel like I'm gonna steal it yeah not for the podcast but just like in life yes yeah use it use the gifts on Instagram Friday energy yeah that you guys made yeah we got some chicks in the office gifts yeah okay and you guys have had amazing guess like Okay, wait, I need to talk about Bob Saget. Was he, like, so inappropriate on your podcast?

No. Damn it. He, like, really wanted him to be, but I kid you not, he came in, and I think he just saw, not, like, saw his daughters, but I think he was like, these are younger. Like, he has daughters. Like, I think he came in. And so he, he went. He was more like Danny Tanner than Bob Sagitt.

He went, like, more dad mode than Bob Saget mode for sure. He was giving us, like, life advice at the end. He was like, don't ever take drinks from strangers. Oh, really? He went full Danny Tanner mode out of us. And he was saying things, like he wanted to say something. And he'd be like, I can't say it. I'd be like, Bob, say it to me.

He'd be like, he was definitely holding back. He didn't want to like curse as much. We're like, I can't say this in front of you guys. I literally, I was like, we say fuck all the time. Say it, Bob. And he was like, I can't. I can't. Really?

And then we asked him to give us like a Danny Tanner speech at the end. And we had made a video of like the full house music playing with him giving us like this dad lesson. Yeah. That's genius. Oh my gosh. That one, I was like. Danny like I know he's just like I like still watch full house to this day fuller house sure yeah I love it all and I still like he's just this such a nerd but

you just love him like he's a comforting dad like he's just like a typical dad it was one of those really weird things where we have we have a talent booker who obviously works at barcel so when she was throwing around his name every podcast every like everybody wanted him on their show like and so when he came back and gave a list of shows that he was going to go on and we were on it. We were like, oh my God. Yeah, he had said no to like, oh my God, why?

Yeah, a few of the podcast and he said yes to us and then everyone made jokes like oh, of course Bob Sagitt chose chicks in the office. So I'm like expecting him to be inappropriate, but he was not in the slightest. I kind of like that. Me too. I love it. Yeah. I thought

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Who's been your favorite guests that you've ever had? Hmm. I love Bella Thorne. Oh, yeah. Because she was, we did her, like, fairly recently. We found out a couple times. Actually, literally. And every time it's a wild ride.

This was crazy because this was literally a day before the nudes thing happened where she tweeted out her nudes because somebody was trying to hack her. Yeah. And she came into the studio and she had said to her. do you guys want to see my nudes like totally on top of it like in a mood and because she was dealing with all this and but we had no idea so i was like yeah sure and right and then we just and then we started the podcast and i and i started off the interview by saying bell thorin's here she just asked us if we wanted to see her nudes yeah and then the next day we didn't put the interview

out yet and then the next day this whole thing happened and i was like well we got to cut that out of the podcast now because she was right she was talking about that we really should have Why are you asking us that? But you just thought it was Bella Thorne being like, you want to see my nudes. It's her. So you're like, sure. Like, I feel like I've already seen her nudes, though. Like before this.

I mean. She lives a little to the imagination. Like, right. Yeah. Kind of put two together. What is her thing? Like, what does she do? I mean, she's acting a lot.

Okay. She does a lot of stuff. And not all of it is like super mainstream, but like she has so many movies that end up in film festivals and she has. She does music. She just, when she came on, she was promoting her book. She did, like, a book of poetry and... I just think she's a very interesting character, which is why I appreciated her interviews.

Yeah. I also just love all the Bachelor people. Yeah. It's always fun at Bachelor people on. Kate Lindberstow. Yeah. But, like, I mean, it's just always so much fun and easy. When Jason comes, like, every, like, it's so great because sometimes you have these big, big names come in and you're, you get nervous.

Like, actually. talk just talk to them right like a human being yeah that's and also i feel like bachelor people or reality tv people can like come in and hang and talk and they're just like a little more like they're a little looser they're not like looking at their publicist every two seconds so see if they can say something or not exactly as soon as a publicist comes in the room i'll never forget it was um kane brown who is a big country singer yep and his whole team was in the room and i guess he's i don't know if it's like super conservative or i don't know but i asked him a question and it had to do with his album

like his album was something about like experimenting I said would you rather experiment in the bedroom or in the kitchen and his publicist was like and I was like what that's not that bad of a crap like that is not at all and he said the kitchen because he had to say something like politically correct right right right and they were looking at me like I just asked like

how many chicks have you banged like yeah yeah it was so crazy and I was like okay and then the rest of the interview was awkward exactly that's like with Bachelor and Reality Stars you can ask those questions because they're going to answer it because you see it on the TV show Who's your favorite person in Bachelor

World? Bachelor World. Right at the very moment Yeah. This is so tough because I really love a lot of people. You can give me top three. Besides you and Jason because you guys are always

always at the top. I love Dylan right now. Yeah. Because we interact a lot with him on Twitter and he's coming on the show soon. I feel like he gets our humor. He listens to the podcast. Demi, we love.

Demi. Obviously, we love Demi. Love Demi. Would love to have her. Like, just meet her. Yeah. Get inside her brain somehow. And I'm like, I love, like, Jade and Tanner.

I love, you know, like, these couples that have really, like, stayed together and made families and something like that. I'm like, they'll always be some of my favorites. Jane Tanner's baby is so, like, Emmy. She's just the freaking cutest little girl I've ever seen in my life. They're so cute. They're so cute. I'm trying to think of who I would.

thing is my favorite in The Bachelor world. I'm like, I don't even know. Like, I have like 10. I feel like it goes through phases of like what's going on right now. But I kind of like the like all the new ones. I'm like, yes, I like them, but I just love my, you know, the people from my seasons or before people I've met through that as like a fan. Right. Where now I don't watch it as a fan.

Do you know what I mean? Yes. But yeah, I'm rooting for Demi and Christian like the most on Paradise. Like that's the couple I want to, I want to see. Yeah, same. Me too. Yeah, I know. So cute. And, okay, wait.

Oh, I lost my place in my notes. Oh, no, we need to confess. That's what we need to do next. Yes. I feel like you two would have good confessions. So I just want to preface this by saying that when we were told to, like, prepare a confession. Yeah. Ria looked at me and she went, I got something.

And I was like, what? She was like, I've never told any, I've never told you this. There's only one person on earth who knows what's just. And she was like, do you want to know now? I was like, no, like, save it. Like, I don't know. I have no idea what she's about to say. Yes, I love this.

Okay. Should you go first or last? I can go first? Wait, can I feel like I should go first? Yeah, you should go first. I'm like not, I don't know. I don't, I'm such a, like, I'm so nervous all the time that I don't, like, get out of my comfort zone to even embarrass myself that much.

I also want to, like, so mine goes back to, like, when I was younger. Yeah. And only one person, my best friend in the entire world, knows. this story. But I also didn't go to college. So I didn't go away to college. So I don't have any like crazy college stories and like any other stories I feel like would get me in trouble. But the one that I have is. Okay. Well, I have to go first. I have, I have one. I actually have two. I mean, one's recent, but one. A recent one? I like recent one. I've talked about this like endlessly. So you probably know what I'm going to say. The first one, which is was recently,

was we were with the Jonas brothers. Yes, I'm going to ask you with that. You hooked up with one. God, I wish. And we were in like a back room at a bar at Penn State. We were at champs. It was after their show. And we were all drinking Nick's new tequila.

And I can't even put into words like how much I have loved Nick Jonas like my entire life. Like this is I. Oh, you're going for embarrassing here? Yeah, this is embarrassing. Okay. And so I'm like, I think I know where this is going. And I just, like, looking back at it now, I'm like, I was just, I get drunk and I get loud.

Like, I'm really chatty. And I'm like, oh, my God, tone it down. Like, I'm talking to Nick. He's with his wife, like, Priyana. Who I heard, likes to drink. Priyanka's a blast. Priyanka's great. We were taking shots with Priyanka.

Priyanka's been on her show. Oh, she has? Yeah. So we, like, that was a great. That was our inn. I was like, Priyanka, do you remember? She was going out, of course. So we, we're having good time.

And Nick has this new tequila of Villa 1. It's, I mean, delicious. Is it? I mean, I don't drink tequila. I got, like, superhuman strength. I was like, wow, this tequila's amazing. Nick Jonas, I love you. And we all take a shot, and it's like five of us in a circle.

And I look at Nick, and he's, we're like this far away. Yeah. And I'm like, Nick, I don't want to blow smoke up your ass, but this tequila is so good. And I was like, blow smoke. Like, it came out of my mouth, and I was like, Jonas, brother. I was like, who even you? is that phrase like in calm in normal conversation like I'm like I'm because in my head I was like well so many people are probably telling him how good his tequila is just like because just to suck

up to him to be like your tequila is so good so I don't drink tequila's like I don't blow smoke up your house this tequila is really good prianga was like we love smoke I was like but oh my god that and I forgot I did that until it hit me the day after I'm like sitting at my desk and I was like it hit my brain I was like Oh, no. It's hilarious because when we go out, I like tequila shots. Yeah, me too. Just what I prefer.

Yeah. And Fran does not like tequila shots. Yeah. But I think it was just recently we took our first. Literally, recently we took our first tequila shot together. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, this Nick Jonas tequila comes out of nowhere. And Fran's like, oh, Nick, I don't usually drink tequila.

And just the whole thing, it just makes me laugh. But also, the blow smile. She's shaking her. Like, it's so, like, of all the things, like, all the years I have imagined and truly dreamt about what I would say to Nick Jonas, if we were, like, hanging out, having a drink. Right. And, and that's what I chose to say. Yeah, that's going to, that one's going to stay with me. Oh, it could have been way worse.

Could have been way worse. Could have been way worse. Like, when you said it, I was like, yeah, that's kind of funny at all. You know, that's kind of funny. I just, I don't know. I think it's because I have imagined what I would say so many times. You have really manifested that moment. Oh, like you really put it out in the universe and it happened.

My friends were like, it is crazy that you have loved them so much. You've been in this job for like not that long and you have managed to like get in the same room with all of them and hang out with them. I'm like, that truly shows how much of a groupie I am. But they're so nice, right? They're so nice. They're so nice. Like I was so afraid that I was so obnoxious. And like, but Ria and our producer, no, it was like, no, you were fine.

I'm like, okay, I trust you guys to, like, tell me if I was, like, really obnoxious. Fran doesn't remember Nick Jonas hugging us goodbye, but, like, every few hours, a shock wave hits my body where I remember, like, Nick Jonas touched this body. I'm not kidding. Like, I was sitting on the subway on my way over here, and all of a sudden I got chills through my spine because I was like, Nick Jonas hug me. Okay. That's amazing.

Okay. High school. Ooh. I had, I threw a lot of parties at my house. Yeah. Not to brag. But you were that house. Yeah, not to brag.

but I'm the oldest in my family so like my parents really had no idea like they would go away for weekends I was like this goody two shoes kid nobody thought yet this kind of shocks me through parties at your house they had truly had no idea for so long because they just didn't expect that to me

and I would have these huge parties and like one time it's truly the dumbest thing looking back we wrote as dumb as saying you don't want to blow smoke up Nick Jones about we wrote

like everything that happened at these parties down on paper in like a notebook. Wait, that's kind of cool, look. So we thought, right, that's what we thought, like, at the time being, you know, whatever, seniors in high school maybe, and being like so-and-so hooked up with this person in this room and, like, this, somebody tried this drug and, like, this one. Nobody could black out and forget. You're like, I've got it. Yeah, no, we wrote literally wrote down everything, like, talking about, like, people being

in my parents, you know, whatever. Oh, no, they found it. so fast forward maybe like a year-ish and it wasn't even a year a few months later it was just a notebook in one of my drawers and I went out to get food with my best friend who contributed to the notebook and I just get a text message from my mom I know being like what the fuck is this like and I started crying like in the pizza place my my friend my friend was like i can never come to your house again like because it was stuff about her she was like it was like she claire hooked up with blah blah like and we were just oh my god thank god it was one of those things where my mom is like a texter and an emailer and stuff so she she didn't call me and like put me on the spot yeah and i ended up making up some like bullshit lie of how it was like a drinking game that we were playing and we all had to write something crazy

in the notebook. That's smart though. Your mom definitely didn't believe that. She didn't, but I think she also didn't want to deal with whatever she just read. She was just like, I'm so disappointed in you, but like, okay. And, oh my God,

it's just, it's so funny. Like, I always, I see when I see my friend, like the memory came up in my Facebook memories recently. My friend in my room hiding under a blanket because she was like, I can never look at your mom like in the eyes ever again. No book. It was a Justin B. It was a

Justin Bieber notebook. Can we read it? I don't think I have it still. I think my mom threw it away. That's the worst is when they like find something or one one time my girlfriend, this is the worst thing in the world. Her parents were very like uptight and she wasn't allowed to do anything and she accidentally pocket dialed her mom while she was telling me about how she had anal for the first time. Oh my God. How does that happen? I know. And then after the her mom called back and was like, yeah, you just pocket dial me for like five minutes. minutes and we were like oh my gosh that's the worst conversation we could have possibly had like

her family didn't even know she had sex she was allowed to drink like it was like and there she was talking about having a holy shit that's a nightmare yeah my mom found uh sex dice in my room that my you know like secret sanna yeah yeah one of my friends got me that yeah for secret sanna and just hit it in one of my bags my room yeah and one day i came home and my mom just like had it in her hands oh like the dice like this is disturbing like I have actually swear to God I never use those Mom. Nobody uses the dice. No, no, it was a joke. Yeah.

She didn't believe me. All right, I want to hear. Yeah, I'm dying. I need to hear yours. Now I don't know if it's going to live up to the hype, but I, I, this is one thing that legitimately only one person on this earth knows happened. Yeah. So now I just feel like it's from seventh grade. As far as confessions go, that's a confession. That's a confession. This is from seventh grade. It's been sitting with me for this long. I have to get it out. Yeah. Okay. So seventh grade, we're at a carnival. Yeah. Like a fair.

whatever and for having a great time with my friends whatever long story short my friend emily's dad is coming to pick us up and he's going to drive us home he has like an old car picture a car that's like cloth seats oh yeah yeah you know not leather not not not easily stain removal like picture that yeah and i really had to go to the bath yeah i really had to poop yeah oh really, really bad. Oh, no. Number two? Yes.

Yeah, that's the worst. And I was wearing white shorts. This is not an exaggeration. And we get in the car and I'm sitting in the car and I have to go so bad. Like something just, you know, something comes over you and just takes over your stomach. You start sweating. Yes. I was like sweating.

It's all coming back to me. I'm sweating right now. I'm like sweating so bad in the back seat. And all of a sudden it just comes out. Oh, no. It just comes out while I'm sitting in the car. Oh, no. And I'm obviously, I'm just sitting.

like in my white shorts now I'm like putting my hands under the seat and it's like kind of you know obviously like on my hands now like I'm just sitting in the car and we get home we get home wait did they not smell it did I hear this happening we get home I maybe they just thought it was a really bad fart run into my house run past my parents I take my white shorts off I like run them under water I wrap them up in paper towel and I keep them with me until my parents go to bed so I can throw them out in the garbage downstairs so nobody can know about this Then the next day, we were going to the beach with Emily's dad driving us again. Oh, boy.

And he comes in the car, and I get in the car. And they're staying. Who's? Oh, no. And I just got in the car with my best friend, who is the only other person who knows this happened. And the seats were staying, and we just never talked about it. No way. I swear on my life, like, this was never addressed at any point.

I feel like it's almost an appropriate thing to just go on sale. And I swear to God, like, there was, like, Ria pooped on, in my car. I was like, sorry, Emily's that. No. It should be in her bio. Damn, I bet, I bet, I wonder if she's ever told anybody that. Like, they'd be like, hey, do you know, like, Ria from her store? There's no, she doesn't know.

She pooped in my car one time. There's, wait, of course she knows. There's no way she knows. Oh, I thought she was the only one person. No, no, she doesn't know. My friend Sam, who, like, got in the car with me. No, the girl who's dad it is has no. Has no idea this ever happened.

Swear of my life. He just doesn't know where these poops scenes came from. Or maybe we like never talked about. That's what it is. Maybe they just never addressed it to me and like we just. Yeah. Because it's so embarrassing. That's what it is.

They probably like felt bad and they were like we don't need to embarrass her any further by bringing it up to her. That's like the first and last time I poop my pants. Well, not the first obviously, but the last time that I could remember. And it haunts me to this day. That's so funny. But I love the poop confessions. But I just, it's so cute that you think that they don't know. Yeah, yeah, I mean, up until this point, I thought that they have no idea.

I think they probably have to put two and two together. Okay, perfect. Quick one. So I've told this story on the podcast before, but I kind of lied about it. Not lied, but I just, like, didn't add more, like, what? It's not a lot. I actually never told it on the podcast, maybe more just like on the radio show. Okay.

When I talked about clogging my. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I left out the part where I flush a tamp. Not a tampon, a pad, as well as a tampon down the toilet because my ex-boyfriend at the time, who wasn't at the party that I was at, he was like, oh, I'll come pick you up. We'll have sex, whatever. And I still had my- So you couldn't have the pad on? Yeah. And I like, you know, when you're at the end of your period, you can kind of go both ways. Yeah. Just going to risk it. I was drunk. Yeah. I was drunk and I just flushed them both down the toilet. Oh my gosh. She like, yeah. I explode the whole, like the party had to end. And I, me and the dad, everybody was sent home.

Me and my friend's dad were basically swimming in the bathroom because it literally exploded and like filled up the entire bathroom. Oh, gosh. So that's another confession right there that I also flushed a pad down there. Oh, and not only that that exploded. And why would you ever flush a pad down a toilet? That's the dumbest thing. I was drunk, but also just. Right, obviously.

And young probably. Yeah. Did you think it was going to go down or did you know it was a risky move? I kind of knew it was risky move, but I was willing to risk it. To get the biscuit, one might say. I was just really ready to just risk it. Oh my God, risk it. That kills me.

Why have I never heard that? What is that? Isn't that from a movie? Yeah, risk it to get the biscuit. Yeah, risk it to get the biscuit. Isn't that from like Taledega Nights? Maybe. Well, I would know.

Yeah. I'm like the biggest movie quarter, so I can't believe. I don't even know if that's a movie. It's just like a saying, I think. We might need to Google that one. Yeah. Risk it to get the biscuit. Yeah.

on that okay we're gonna play a quick game called the last okay um we're it's a really hard game you just have to tell me the last thing that you did when i ask you these questions so last celebrity you texted or dm'd with oh hmm well i mean you can tell you you can say yours no yeah jose you can say go is she a model yeah she's the one based eight oh okay okay okay yeah is she's my girl oh she is yeah that's nice okay um what about you i don't really have a good one oh The last one, I guess, is technically Jordan McGrath, who's like the opening act for the Jonas Brothers right now, we're out with them.

And then, like, I tagged him in his story and he was like, last night was so fun. Oh, was it flirty? I don't think so. It might have been, but I was, I don't think so. Fran wasn't trying to be flirty, but maybe he was. And then, I don't know. I think that's it.

Tyler. We've been trying to get Tyler on the goddamn podcast for so long that like he's he was supposed to be on my podcast tomorrow but ABC won't let him oh my so annoying it's so annoying I was good we just what did we just Google oh risk it did we find it it's just a bunch of like urban dictionaries coming oh oh oh oh oh uh fired fired up what's fired up no no I know exactly we were talking about you the cheerleading the cheer lady movie oh yeah I never saw it I heard it was good though oh my I'm it's really oh right like yeah that's one that you still like if you

A new movie quoter, that's, that one sticks with it forever. Carly Davidson. That's a great, great. It's like, what is it 10, 9 and a half, 10 in Crofts? Yeah. Like there's so many. Get knocked down. It's a great quote.

Okay. You can see where we can just go back. Yeah, yeah. It's one of those. I'm going to download it for the plane. Besides risk it for the biscuit, what's the last thing you Googled? Oh. I don't know.

That's risky. I hope it's good. Oh, Brandy Melville. I wanted to go shopping after this, so I was like you have the address to Brandy Mill. Oh, mine couldn't be more, mine couldn't be more lame. What is it? So I saw a Instagram ad that was like an Etsy t-shirt, and it was Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, and it said it was, wait, I'm going to pull up the shirt so I can, because it's in my Google. It's mimosa, not mimosa, like, you know, like, it's leviosa.

And I love you. So you looked that up. Well, I saw the shirt and it's Hermione like holding a mimosa. And I was like, oh, my God, that's such a cute shirt. I need that. So I Googled it so I can buy it. That's amazing. Wait, I'm just getting my memory back from last night.

I googled what a gyro was. Ooh. And if it's gyro or gyro. Which one is it? I don't know. Everyone had different opinions on that. People also say like, it's Euro. Euro, like even like without the G.

Yeah, it's like a euro Yeah I've had this discussion It was on my Instagram And then we had the discussion With Derek this morning Um Do you say crayon or crayon?

Crayon Wait Crayon Crayon Oh yeah okay Good Okay thank God I was like

I don't know if that's a deal breaker Who says Cran Jason Jason says Crayan Because I saw the I saw the poll And I voted for crayon Yeah Both on both of your stories

Thank you for that But I forget what it was I couldn't hear the sound very well so I like couldn't hear which one you guys were each saying but I was like whichever one of you was saying crayon is correct it's so funny he says so many things what I think is weird but he thinks is normal like anything that's a AI sound like jail or fail or anything he goes jao yeah fell and I'm like what is that so when he was explaining there's like this art place in Nashville where this guy makes a bunch of things like a DJ booth and headphones and

everything's made out of crayons in this in this room and he was like again everything's made out crayons and I'm like like cranberries and he's like no crans I'm like what and I'm like zooming in on the things I was like no crayons he's like yeah crayons I'm like what are you saying no same thing with what is this other thing that he says um oh my middle name is don and he we have this argument all the time he says like if this like the son like the dawn he calls it no okay if a guy's name is don he says don't my middle name is don and he says don and he's And then another one is like, dawn. It's the weirdest thing I've ever heard. He just has all these weird little things that he says. Buffalo is, I don't think that's something weird. Interesting. Yeah, it's interesting.

The last photo you took. I actually have it teed up for Instagram. Oh. Oh, what is it? I was at a birthday party and classic, like, took a photo by myself at my friend's birthday and I'm just going to post it on Instagram. It's the, here's me. It's cute.

Let me see. That's the last photo I took. Mine was a selfie on my balcony. Oh. Oh, dang. Whoa, that's a hot photo. Thank you. Can I see that again?

Oh, sultry. Yeah, I was just taking a picture. I was waiting to come here. Yeah, that's. Your reaction was really good. Yeah. So now I feel like that. I'll keep that in the bank.

You should definitely keep that. I just got like a little turned on. You know what? so many of my like Snapchat memories Oh yeah Like are different Like the last photo I took

Sure but then like There's like This is like This is technically the last video I took Me dancing in my Uber last night I feel like that's I like when it shows like the memories from last year Except I don't

Also because you can imagine Here's my boyfriend Oh get it Yeah Did dancing? Oh my gosh wait how long you guys been together? Over two years, two and two years

in change? That's really cute. I'm like, that's really cute. Okay, anyways. Thanks for sharing next. No, but he seems like a good time. Yes, no, he is. Yes, he is. And does he cheer for the same football team as you? No, he's a Jets fan. Oh, yeah, yeah. But it's okay. Alex, like

we're in different, like, the Jets are in the AFC, the Eagles are in that FC. So, okay, okay. They do play each other this year, but normally they never play each other. Oh, that helps. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Oh, my series is really picking up what you're saying.

Okay, so I've been doing this new thing called Instagrammy. Um, you know, people who listen know this. Starting a segment called Instagrammy where each Tuesday on Offline I'm giving a Grammy to one account that everyone should follow, whether they're inspiring or empowering or hilarious. Some of them are just plain weird. So this week is the first Instagrammy that I'm giving away. And this account should be so honored because it's exciting stuff. Okay. So my Instagramie goes to.

I'll get to pick between two I'm trying to say right now. Moment of truth. I'm going to go with comments by celebs. We love them. Do you? Yeah. I'm podcasting with them tomorrow.

But, okay, this account is so entertaining if you guys are obviously the following. Yeah. If you're not already following, it's a must. Oh, yeah. You have to. They post celebrities

are just random people commenting on celebrities' Instagram photos, and I think I was on it the other day. They have expanded, yeah, they've expanded so like they do comments by celebs they do comments by bachelors they do so they have a bunch um so funny they're so funny and they true they we have done a few things with them they're like the sweetest oh they are yeah yeah they're like the nicest um yeah they're they are cool because they really try and stay like they're just behind

the account like it's not really about them right they they see it as like they run a business yeah so it's it's very cool and wait love that. They're awesome. Emma has like the best voice of all time. Really? Very soothing. She has like, like ASMR. But also like sex operator voice kind of. Oh, she does. It's really, it's really nice. The best

voice. That really does something for podcasts. They should have a podcast. Do they have a podcast? They do. They do. Okay. They do. So like they and they have like a, what are those called? The Patreon Patriot? Patrient accounts? You know, I think I'm probably saying this wrong. But it's like you pay for like more episodes or like kind of a membership fan situation and like people ask her all the time to just like record her just read like maybe nonsense just to like hear her voice when we uh when we went on their podcast they she sent us a voice note after thanking us yeah like that's her thing she sends

voice notes because that's how great her voice is and it oh and she knows it yes okay that's cool um well thank you guys so much for being on the pod is there anything that you wanted to talk about that we missed um oh yes there is actually very quickly because we talked about it with jason but we haven't talked about it with you oh i donated money for romance yes yes oh my gosh that's okay i thought you knew that raman was going to be your or before i knew that raman was going to be yours you helped our pub i saw pictures of that dog and i was like that is the cutest damn dog i've ever seen and i was drunk and i was out and i was like, I'm going to Venmo

bunnies buddies right now. I was hoping that when I saw you guys got the dog. That's so crazy. That's so crazy. I thought you were going to say that you're taking credit for Jason and I being together. Oh, well, that too. A little bit.

We've talked about that way, like, so much, though, I feel like. That's so funny. Like so much so we have to stop taking credit. Yeah. Now it's starting to get obnoxious, but we will say, yes, we do take credit. You guys should like officiate our wedding. Oh, my God.

If, like, Chris, if Chris Harrison maybe wants, like, a helper. Or you guys can do something. Yeah, you'll do something. An usher? I was never a flower girl, so... Oh, my gosh, you're going to be our flower girl. Oh, my God. Wait, that's so funny.

That's so funny. That's my dream. And like I said, yeah, anything else. Maybe we'll show people to their seats. Yeah. No, you guys are being flower girls. It's going to be so funny. I'm going to get you the tackiest outfits.

Get us like all my little nieces and you. Like, I want like toddlers and tiaras style dress. Yeah, that's what you're getting. be like a flower crown all of it hold me to this because it's going to happen oh i will yeah i want my wedding to be like a little funny perfect you know i mean this sign us up funny and a party yeah we bring both those things and and and maybe bring nick jonas and his tequila yeah yeah i can promise the tequila i i'll try working on nick jonas yeah we'll work on it okay amazing thank you guys and where can everybody find your instagrams podcast all that yeah um you can follow us at chicks

in the office on Instagram, our podcast at Chicks in the office, personal on Instagram at Maria Chiffo. I'm at Francesca Mariano, Twitter, Barstle Fran, Barstoria. Yes. And Chicks in the off, because the office doesn't fit. Yeah, and the group chat on Snapchat.

What? What? Yeah, we have a daily Snapchat show. Oh, that's fun. Yes, it's called the group chat. Yeah, you can subscribe to that. Oh, that's so cool. Wait, I want to do that. I miss Snapchat. Yeah, come on anytime. We'll play it for you after. Okay, cool. And I love that. you guys are rocking your scrunchies. Oh, yeah.

Of course. I just got my new order in with the new fall ones. I love it. I'll send you guys. Send me the ones that you don't have, and I'll see if I have any that I can send you. Perfect. Okay. Thank you guys so much.

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