Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Singles, Swifties, and Getting Stuffed with Barstool’s Joey & Pat

Episode Date: December 7, 2023

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So whether it's your first time experiencing Pride and Prejudice or you've read it a million times, you're going to fall absolutely in love all over again. So go listen to Pride and Prejudice now at audible.ca slash Jane Austen. This episode, I'm Caitlin Bristow. Your session is now starting. I moved in like two days ago to my new place. So you bought a new house? There's a new apartment? I bought a new house. Oh my God.

In the same neighborhood? No. I'm like 25 minutes from where I used to be, which is so good. Closed to the city? Yes. Okay, good. There was a hike. I always called it like Kentucky.

I was like, I live in Kentucky. It's like the same amount of time. But you know, it's for the house that you had, your house was so stunning and beautiful. It was like the gift that kept on giving. Every floor was a new adventure. Yeah. And for that kind of space. And, you know, we're not stupid people.

You know, we are wealthy, but it's like, you're not dumb. because that kind of space you got there, if you had that close to the city, you wouldn't be able, you know, it would be lonely. It's, well, this one's even more lonelyer.

It's bigger, but it feels smaller, like the way it's set up. Pino and Ramen are my roommates. But I'm like, it was more of like an investment because I got it at a really good price and it's in like this neighborhood

that's so cute and so safe and it's up and coming and it's around really good private schools. And I'm just like, but I'm like, oh my gosh, how funny that it's just me and the dogs. Did you sell the house easily

or did you sell it yet or no? I haven't even. Oh, I want to be that rich where I can just have a huge house and I even sell it and buy another one. Well, we are, babe. We just choose not to flunt it. Yeah, we buy drugs in sparkling water instead.

I'll buy a Pellegrino and a gram on a Thursday night. Yeah, instead of a... You do one of those every day, every day of the year. It was $365,000. It's down payment. Do you want me to move into the house and get it fixed up to start selling? If you don't mind... Okay, good.

Because, by the way, I really like you in glasses. Thank you. Are they real? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I really like that one. I have a cataracts. Thank you. I got these, um, discount. Oh, I really like that.

Frames direct. There's something to me about, and I'm not just saying this because you're in it. This is literally one of my favorite looks is Army pants and a hoodie. Same. Yeah. Like, I took a picture myself in the bathroom and I, like, sent to myself, so I would hook up to myself today. Oh, that's how I felt about myself last night. Not today, though.

How long are you in New York for? I leave on Friday, but I did want to smash myself last night. It's a big picture. Honestly, I've had the same black dress that I wear every Christmas season for, like, it's, LBD. LBD. What's that? A little black dress. A little black dress. We were both like, huh?

You never know a dinner party will pop up. You keep that thing on you. Banana will hike the dress up. Luckily, she's tucked. It was like a full, it was like a turtleneck power sleeve, long. She's a Lincoln Center Queen. She had a privacy screen on. I can't see.

I do have a privacy screen. Oh, I got that for Bay and I don't know. It's the worst thing ever. I can't ever read his stuff. Wait, how's Bay? So cute and sweet. Really? Oh, good.

I've been thinking about you guys. We got to a little basketball game last night. I felt like how to lose a guy in 10 days. I was high. We went to a basketball game last night. Well, it was his basketball game. It was the eighth grade graduation. So Nana, Nana went down.

Now she walked him down the aisle. I walked him in. No, we went to the last square garden. We had a lovely time. I took weed gummies. I was just having the best time of my life. But yeah, he's sweet-ass about you. Really?

Mm-hmm. So we went to the ballet last night. I went to the New York City Ballet for the Nutcrack Center. Oh, that's a chic event. It was so magical. Yeah, yeah. Very cool. The sugar plum fairy dance when it's snowing.

Yeah, that was you. Were you the Sugar Plum Ferry? Only in my dreams. Only in my dreams. I danced in my head every night. I was like, oh my God. Have you guys ever been to the New York City Ballet? I went before that.

I was younger. It's really cool. It's really cool. And like magical and I really felt the spirit of Christmas. And it just made me, well, New York at this time of year is just the best thing ever. It's just every street you go down. I'm like, I never want it to end. It puts me in such a good mood.

But the ballet, it was so weird because everyone's dressed up and it was very chic. And the girl in front of me had the most beautiful dress on. And I wanted to comment on it because I was like, wow, she looks so good. Yeah. So I saw her in like a lineup somewhere and I was like, I just want to say your dress is stunning. And she said, thank you. So then she's sitting in front of me. I went to crack open my water bottle and it was just and she turns around and gives me a death stare.

Oh, relax, bitch. And I was like, oh, sorry. Yeah. And then what happens? It spills. Yes. I drop it when I'm trying to put it down quietly and it starts spilling rolling down the aisle beside me. I'm on the end.

She frightened you. Oh, and she was even more angry about it And I literally just went to her and I went I'm so sorry you're just excited about my water Like I'm so sorry And she was so upset I couldn't I'm like is it passive aggressive or really kind I'm not sure

No, it would need to be done I mean it's like relax It's a fancy event but like you're not you're human I couldn't believe it and also can we talk about the puppies you had in Stop they're at work you can take them What do you mean? They're adopted you can adopt them What's it called the wolf something?

Yes, saw it on your story The wolf um Wolf scrub wolf of Wall Street now Wolf of Wall Street. That's a good store for a dog on Wall Street. That's really good. Oh my God, Wolf of Wall Street. New business idea.

Wolfgang puck? Yeah, it's Instagram here. Wolf Wellness. Wolf Wellness. They do like yoga with, you know how you see like goat yoga? Yeah, go yoga. They do it with dogs. They do like workouts with dogs.

Are you both big dog guys? Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Love them. Now, she recently just went through a breakup and it has a divorced dog as well. Oh, I was going to ask if you have dogs. I lost my dog in a divorce. No, you can't. And you want to hear something I didn't even tell Joey?

I actually saw him and the dog walking down 7th Avenue when I was on a bike yesterday. No, no, no, no, no. And I couldn't help. I was like, do not stop. I go, his name's Goose. I go, Goose.

I yelled at the top of his lungs. Goose turned around, like, it was the most beautiful, like, reunition. Reunition, yeah. Reunition, totally. It was so nice. It was so nice. You talked for a minute.

I couldn't see the, you can't see the dog and not say hi. I don't know how you do it. I cannot lose. I couldn't lose the dogs in this. There's just no way. I was like, I will happily split. But I can't, like, every time they leave me, I cry.

Yeah. And it's just the worst. And you don't want to separate them. Like, you take Pinot, they don't take ramen. He kept looking back, like, at, like, he was like, he saw me, like, across street, and his tail started wagging. And then I saw him, like, once he smelled me. Game over.

Banana's Zoom. He's crazy on the leash. And it was probably like a good five minutes. And then he kept looking back at him being like, why is he not here anymore? Oh, my God. So, too traumatic. What? No, it's just so terrible. Oh, yeah, that was terrible.

It was like a dopamine hit, though. Dogs are just like- What kind of dog do you have? It was an English cream retriever. And you can't you like fight for your rights? I'm trying to have him put down, actually. Stop! Wait, what did you say?

I got creamed by Englishmen once. You did. You said creamed? Creamed, yeah. Is that like? It's jizzed in your butt. Oh, in your mouth. No, in your butt.

It's probably in your butt. Oh, okay. Cream pied. You know what a cream pie is? No, I don't. You don't know what cream pie is? You were on the Bachelorette and you had 10 men fighting for your life You didn't cream pie once?

No. Oh, my God. Well, is cream pie, it could not be in the vagina or does it have to be in the back? It could be anywhere, any crevices. Oh, then I got cream for sure. Yeah. All by the same gentleman? No.

Also, yesterday when I was at the ballet, I had my legs crossed for so long I got up and No, I completely fumbled. But I got up at my heels. She's like, who's his backwoods hillbilly at the fucking valet behind me. Sorry, darling. My water, my beer. spill all the day. I was kind of a degenerative. Do they serve alcohol at the ballet? They do, but you can't bring it inside. What do you mean? Where do you drink it? Which promotes binge drinking out

in the lobby. No, so mad at that girl being so mad at me about water. What was she wearing? Oh, it was gorgeous. It was like a black dress and it had like a white frill all down the side. She went all out. And who was she with? Was she with like an up, like an upity person? She was with two women. Here's what I think. And this is because I was so angry. I don't like when people get upset at me if I did nothing wrong. If I did something wrong. If I did something wrong, fine but I get really like hurt if somebody is mad at me when I didn't do anything wrong and so I had to tell myself I was like look this is her son's moment in the ballet his son's performing oh no I'm just making this up to make me feel better yeah I built a story to have a lot of compassion for her because I was like maybe this is her son's big moment she's been waiting he like was so

nervous and I cracked a water bottle right at his like triple pirouette and I'm like ruining and she already has a gay son it's like oh yeah it's poor girl Trying to deal with one thing at a time. I want a little gay son in the ballet so bad. Oh, you've got one. You've got one. I hope so. I'm pushing 40 now, though, so I don't know.

Do you have your eggs frozen? I do. Everyone's doing that. I saw my friend who I've been seen a long time, I've been Tara. Yeah. She has six embryos, babies, and test tubes already made. Yeah. With a guy, she found a donor.

What do you mean? She had her eggs taken out. Yeah. And she found a donor. They created a baby in the tube. So it's frozen. Yeah, so there's six babies. So anytime she wants a six baby, she can put it in herself.

And throws it in the microwave. Yeah, until it's done. Or she can put it in someone else or she can put in herself. Is that really how you do it? You can. Yeah. Yeah. My cousin turkey basted and had a baby.

But from a hot load like in her house or like she had like a frozen like. The load's only good for like 10 minutes after, right? It's warm, lukewarm. Why would he just stick it in there then? Were they related? Because she's gay. He's a homosexual darling. Oh, he's gay.

No, she is. She's gay, oh yeah, yeah. And she didn't want the dick at all. So the guy, so she had her friend come over, do it in a cup and then turkey based her. stuff, and it worked? Yes, she's got two babies. Now, those lesbians have always been bare bones kind of gals. Grassroots kind of gals.

Yeah. Well, they do it. Why go out and get it. Yeah, we have cement at home. Yeah. They love it. They love a DIY. Yeah, who needs to go to the hospital?

Just do it right there on an easy chair. Truly. Truly, that's how she gave birth, too. Now, you've been turkey baster before, correct? I have. What do you mean? I actually need a turkey baster. I don't have one.

What do you mean? Okay, are we talking sexual terms or like an actual? No, it was a sexual term, but I don't know what term it was. Well, I was just talking about you being cream pied, darling. Oh. Well, yeah. Cream pied with a turkey baster. Yeah.

I need a turkey baster. Okay. I know what to get you for Christmas. I know, which the thing is... It's like $3. Here you go. Is that... Um, wait.

Dragulations on your apartment. I just moved. We just moved both moves as well. It was my idea first. Did you... Okay. So you broke up with your guy. Correct.

You guys were together for a minute. Yeah. For a minute. Are you okay? Two years. Yeah, it's good. Time heals all. Time does heal.

We're on the up. We're on the up. Okay, thank you. Probably stopping and seeing the dog, not the smartest. No, no, no, but you can't. Okay. And so now you moved, fresh start. Fresh start.

And you're excited. You feel good about this apartment. Excited, loving it. Okay. To the beautiful West Village on Cobblestone Street. Really? Yeah. Where did you move?

I moved to Madison Avenue. I don't know what that is. Oh. Is that bad? I love that. I love that. He brags about Madison Avenue. It's a chic address.

You humbled him. Very good. It's a chic address. I'm Canadian. Yeah. I don't know. No, it's a very, Joey has a very nice place.

Oh, I'm excited. Yeah, it's a very nice place. Are you with Bay? No, he's not in there, but he's there all the time. Do you still not say his name? No. How fun.

It's me. I think that's what I'm going to do. Oh my God, that would be the love. Yeah, I just like having my life in the public and I chose to be in the public. Yeah. He didn't.

So I don't want to put my, you know, it's not for everyone. I think that's what I'm going to do in an ex relationship. Yeah, I find for me, it works. because it's like, and I also feel like, you know, I'm the star and it's all about me, so like, like, I don't want anyone else getting any more screen time.

No, there can't be two stars in a relationship. I like having, you know, I like being able to turn off and have some normalcy in my life, you know? That's why I didn't date someone in the industry. That's fair. You know? That's, I think I'm ready to go the opposite. Oh, you want to, like, go balls to the wall like.

In the industry. I need someone who, like, gets it. I need my gay, Travis Kelsey. You could have had Travis Kelsey if you want to him, right? I did. You did. You did. I just got, I'm just kidding.

But I was at the same party with him once. But that seems like you would have all be the same friends. Well, we were. So we were at a F1 after party in Miami once and he was there. And he was lovely. I actually am rooting for them so hard. We're at the beginning. I was like, this is bullshit.

P.R. Because you'd met him in person. And I was like, and Taylor seems like just like God. She is my Jesus. I prayed to her on Sundays. And I just, I start wearing the red lipstick again because of her. Oh, good. You look good in red.

Thank you. That's why last night I was like. But I really am rooting for them. Are you guys big swifties? I'm not big sweet. I get, I love. the allure, and I'm honestly so happy of proud of her for what she's done, what she's accomplished

and how she's become the biggest name of history. I don't see what everyone else sees, but I'm not going to knock the hustle. Have you been to one of her shows? No, I haven't. I need to go. I like her music. I think she's obviously beautiful. I think she's, um, her songs are catchy. Beautiful gowns. That's a thing. Beautiful gowns. I think that she

yeah, but I don't, I don't personally see it. Like, that's how I would feel about like Gaga or something. Like, I like, like Gaga's a god to me. I get that. I like her creativity, but yeah. Yeah. I'm not a Swifty, but I like all her shit she does. Okay.

I'm not hateful. I'm not hateful against it. They're big Swifty's over there. Dave is, Uncle Dave is a big. Yeah, huge Swifty. Helly's huge friend. Did Dave go through a breakup too?

Yeah. Dave just recently announced his breakup. I mean, I don't ask my boss that, but he's, I'm assuming it's a tough on both ends. Yeah, he talked about on his podcast. Oh, he did. BFS podcast. He went on there and he spoke a little bit about it. I think what he said was essentially she wants something that he couldn't give her.

He alludes to the fact of that or, you know, I just think that at the end of the day, you know, the time becomes like, you know, at the time, right time, right place than being in a match. Yeah, I think there was, I don't think there was, I don't think there's any, anything bad that happened. Yeah. No, but yeah, it's sad when things have to, and if you kind of see it going in a place that you have to, you have to, you have to, you have to, you know, that shows the respect

for the other person, you know, it shows that, you have to grieve what, like, you thought would have been. Like you said, like, what could have been. It's, like, the most difficult, like, the first month or two is hard. Yeah. And then it's just thinking about everything that, like, you thought was going to be that no longer is. and then with the holidays coming up. Oh, God.

That's what it was hard for, like the first month. I'm like, all I did Thanksgiving here. Like, how the fuck they're all having Thanksgiving? I'm not there. It was like little things. Little things for sure. That's, you did?

Oh, your table looked glorious. Oh, thank you. Oh, yeah. You did like the whole, like, fire in the hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did that. I did that on touch on Christmas. Yeah.

But I love tables game. That's the one thing I wanted to my new apartment. I want to hear more about your new home. But first, we're going to take a commercial break. I was able to have a dining table. That was a rented table because I'm not, I don't need a 10 person, a 12 person table in my house at all times. Can you come to my table?

Oh, I would die. I would love to. I'm going to host a really big New Year's Eve party. Oh my God. National warming party, yes. Wait, can I really come? I would, I'm inviting myself to. No, you guys are absolutely invited.

I'm having burlesque dancers. Oh, how fun. It's a Gatsby theme. I love a Gatsby. There's going to be a DJ that plays like Roaring 20s, but like remix and burlesque. I love Gatsby. And Martini. Are there plans?

Yes. Oh my gosh. Please. You can stay at my house. Oh my God, yes. Yeah. Okay. How fun.

Okay. I love to a table's games. I went to a wedding like that once. Oh. I mean, I met with Nicole, she had a gaspy wedding. And I wore, I didn't know it was taboo to wear white to a wedding to a wedding. But I was, I was a white gown. Well, you were a white gown, which was the issue.

It wasn't about the outfit. It was that you wore the same white gown. Is it taboo for men to wear white jackets to a wedding, too? I wouldn't think so. I wouldn't think so. but brides are crazy. I think it is. I think like you can't wear white at all, right?

Yeah, I didn't even think of that. You were white cow? I want to do, if I ever get married, I want to do a white and black wedding where everybody can choose. If you either wear white or black, I think that looks really chic in the photos. I agree.

This is a really stupid transition, but it just came to me. Barstall Radio is back. Yeah, that's confused by everything. Same. So, okay. He goes on the couch every day and talks on the phone. And there's people on,

and there's people talking to you know. The radio show he's referring to. But it's live? It's live. It's live. So we're live on YouTube every day. Every day? Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

Holy shit. That's what they didn't ask me. That's like, you mean, I think they're going to show up. I want to, like, be able to say like, hey, do you want to go to Africa on Friday and then just go? Yeah. That's a huge commitment. Oh, cool. It's four days a week.

It's on the bar stool sports YouTube. Yeah. It's just like, so we used to have a serious station over there. Yeah. And I end up doing away with that. Yeah. It just like wasn't like right. Money-wise.

Okay. And so we're doing this. And it's great. It's me, Kevin Clay and C. John Fidelberg. Tommy smokes who's your favorite and we just talk it's a lot about like inner bar stool stuff like they have the reality show they're doing right now as we're talking about that yeah what's all like and also can you be more unhinged now because Dave's back and it's not like I like to think so but

I'm kind of I have to be careful I have a potty mouth you're same but I get in trouble what like what's the worst thing you could say no we can be a little more unhinged I think it's like you're not like we're not corporate anymore like it's there's not this fear that felt weird because I started There's not this fear of, well, Dave can't save me because he's bought by this. It's like, but also there, I think that there's more accountability, which is a good thing. Because now you have to, now it's like, oh, you need to, you can kind of hide when the company is so big. Now it's like, you better be producing. Yeah.

You better be promoting your shit. You better be doing this. So it's been good. You got to come on Barstle Radio. I would love to. That would be awesome. I would absolutely love to. I would get so scared on live shit, though, because I'm like, oh, this is so relaxed.

It is. You're not on ABC. Oh, yeah. This is very, this is good. There's like three, four cameras in front of you. I'm held up my shoe laces. It's very low budget. Really?

I was like, that doesn't sound right. We get a lot of, I think there's around maybe 10,000 people that watch live. And then the concurrent stack up. Right. 100,000 or so by the end of the day every day. What's really crazy to think about is like how many people 10,000 actually is.

Like, to people who have huge platforms, it always seems small. But if you really think about it, what? How many people have Madsigran? No, like 50. No, I don't think it's like 40. I'm looking at this up. I would guess if, I'm going to guess MSG is like 30,000.

How many guys it's 27? I'm guessing 47. Oh, I was there last night. No, football stage. It seemed very intimate. Oh, my gosh. How many is it? 20,000.

That's it? I was there last night. It seemed very intimate. We have half of MSG. I was looking at MSG last night. I was on the stage. I wouldn't be intimidated by that. this.

Right. But I actually was saying that. It seems small to me. Oh, I did not really. I have stadium energy, though. I have arena energy. I would. I would.

How the heck do I get to be on that level where I'm like selling out arenas for live podcasts? Only fans. Oh, Only fans. Yeah. I'm not against OnlyFans. I have an only fans. You do?

What do you show? I don't follow me, Pat. dot McCalloff on OnlyFans. I actually, shall we? I have an OnlyFans too. I think it's Mr. P79, but I don't ever post on it. You showed the trunk of your cock. I did.

I showed the trunk of my cock. That was the most risky thing that I've done. How much did you make? It depends. People tip, but it's doing okay. I mean, it's just like I'll do like some pushups and gym shorts.

Take a photo. Shut up. Gym photo, gym selfie. Yeah, because you're on this rebound body, like revenge body. Well,

she just found out she's diabetic. I'm pre diabetic I found out. Oh, so. Are you really? Yeah. You're like laughing while saying, don't laugh. It's the funny.

I'm sorry. That is scary. Yeah. So you're really taking, I'm in on my health. I did a CrossFit class on Monday. Oh, no. I actually moved.

He wants me to come with him. I was like, I'll watch. I got him in class for Monday. You're coming with me. CrossFit? Yeah. I did CrossFit when I lived in Germany and I hated it. That was brutal.

This one was not bad. But I do love, I love lifting weights. I love working out. So maybe I was just like in a weird place in my life where I was like, I'm living in Germany. So nothing is making me happy. What are you doing in Germany? The hockey player. Oh, right.

What are you doing? I told me we had so many nights talking about boys and life and things like that. Yeah, you forget. Over some spite, over a case of spade and sparrow and thin crust pizza. And, wait, where did we go that one time? For your birthday party. No, the what?

Our corner place. Our after party? Nope. This was in New York. Our friend brought us. What's your friend's name of the long hair? Rachel? Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray.

Rachel Ray, yeah. There was a place, Temple Bar. Temple Bar. That truffle popcorn? Yes, bitch. So, good. It's like, it's probably by you. It's like cool areas.

That's not with all the skulls on the wall. No, it's like a little dark. Speakeasy type like restaurant. It's so good. Wait, what were we just talking about before we got detoured? CrossFit, Germany. Germany. Revenge body.

Oh, okay, pre-diabetic. But I'm sorry to hear that. That's scary, though. Yeah. I think it's pre-pre-diabic. I think you can say if you don't watch your ass. I'm getting too much attention. I've gotten too much attention for old dad.

I think you're at risk for pre-diabetes. I am the spokesperson for people who are pre-diabetic. So what do you do about that? So you just work out and eat? Work out and eat right. She got diagnosed yesterday. Do you still get to drink out? alcohol?

Yeah, they're like, how much you drink? I drink, like, one night a week. Oh, okay. But a lot. Like Saturday. I mean, I can drink, like, a bottle of vodka if I'm going out. Really? I'm a big guy.

Like, you can, too. You can drink a bottle of tequila if you're going to go out. Oh. I never measure. It's not like I do that all the time, but it's like, if I go out and drink, I'm having like six, seven eight drinks. Well, a bottle of tequila is like four drinks, right? A bottle of tequila? Like, 750 ml of tequila is like four drinks.

No. That's like 10 drinks. Yeah, that's like a lot. I drink doubles, so. I can drink a lot of wine and feel fine, but, like, I will have one gin martini and be like, I need to... Jen's tough. That's what you're doing on New Year's Eve. Gin martinis.

Do you get a good glassware, though? That's important with the gin martini. I'm getting it all catered. There's going to be a food truck. I don't know why I think I can do this because now I'm broke from buying the house. Did you get a raise? I'm going to say, you got a brand new house. You didn't sell the other one.

And now you're throwing this elaborate wedding party. But think about it. I bought my house for an embarrassing amount of money. You told me that. And now you're going to flip it. Everyone's going to want to live there. And I lived there for eight years with no mortgage. And you decorated it so nice.

You renovated it so nice. And I feel like I was really like saving up my money. And I was saving because I really wanted to buy my dream home one day, which I'm now in. Did you build or you? No, but it's a new build. Okay. I love it. It's so.

Do you have a pool? No. I'm just wondering. But I want one because I feel like Nashville's hot. And it's like the dream and ramen would die. Oh my God. I get a puppy pool? You got to get a pool.

I would do it for him. You get a free one. I would go into debt for my dogs. No, you can get a free pool. You think so? Absolutely, my friend just did it. Who? A friend of mine.

Snooky? My friend of mine. Stooky still doesn't like me. She does, oh, that's right. She still doesn't like that. Why does she hate? Oh, she hates me. She thinks she's stealing her way for me.

Yeah. I tried to reach out and say something really nice. Why does this seem so familiar? Oh, does she hate you, too? Why does this seem so familiar? Oh, is Snooky not lucky rider? We had a bit of a rocky start when I came into old Joe's life. No.

This two shall pass. Oh, okay. I think she's over it now. She's the best. I like slid into her DMs and was like I was with you Yeah and then she was like hey girl And then I like said something

She saw it and didn't respond And I was like I'm rude When people don't like me I want them to like me even more Yeah like that lady in front of you Yes No I want I just wanted her to feel stupid Yeah yeah yeah yeah But then I really I really

Came up with a nice story in my head of why That upset her and I forgave her What was it? That she was like laying there? That her gay son was Right right right Would you guys ever start your own little reality moment on over at bar stool i feel like you two should do something like that yeah well we had working girls which was a little thing we did where we went and like it was like kind of like oh i remember

yeah yeah and we have a reality show that's over there all the time called stool scenes that they film within the office but we're trying to do like vlog style shit like we're trying to like go out and do that you want to go out and do well yeah our podcast still out and about comes out every wednesday and friday yes and we want to do out and about adventures where we're like actually leave the office like out of the office okay what would you do out and about I want to do things like, you know, like, I'm going to, like, expose her to, like, new, like, fancy, like, foods or, like, some exotic new food experience, like, where you, like, eat with your eyes closed. No sugar. No sugar, yeah. Does you have a juice box on me? I have a blood sugar. Yeah. Did you get a heart candy?

You need a sucker? Hey, wait a second. Have you done that, that experience where you eat with your... No, I want to do something like that. Eat the dark? Have you done it? Yes. And it, like, so it's... And London, they do. All the servers are blind. Yeah. And you eat in the dark and proceeds go towards, like, a certain foundation. Would you get the giggles? I'm trying to fight them now. The food tastes better. What do you mean?

They're all blind. Because you take away one of your senses, all your other senses are heightened. So if you can't see, your smell is heightened, your taste is heightened. Oh, wow. Anything else, and you can deprive yourself for any sense. We should do that. Have you ever tried to do things blind? Blind is actually the easiest disability you identify with because you just close your eyes.

Have you ever tried to take a shower blind? Like, you're just like, I'm going to try and do this blind. Like, just take a shower blind or like... No, but now I want to. Like, tonight try and like do your... nightly routine blind. Okay, I'm gonna try. I think it'd be really good for you.

Okay, I think it's really good for you, for your mental state. I try to do it. Out and about adventures. Okay, you could do stuff like going to a restaurant like that, but you could also like incorporate like a charity thing where like you do fun things and then it's like a small portion of giving back because you're such great guys. That's great. I'm fine with that.

But I want to do like a little workout class. His crossfit class, it's called, he goes to a gay crossfit class called Outfit. Yeah. Like Outfit. Stop. Yeah. I couldn't go to the real one.

Love your outfit, sis. So I want to do something like that. Or like we go to a spa and a wine. You like get into a hot tub full of wine. I want to do more extreme things. Like I want to go like, oh, we did do this girl who we work with Sidney Wells has Barstle outdoors. Yeah. We went tuna fishing at like two in the morning, 60 miles out.

I was like throwing up. It's on the internet you can watch it. It was insane. And I thought I would be good at it. Joey took to it like a fish and water, no pun intended. But that's a kind of like crazy stuff I would want to do. Like, I want to go, like, on a water, like a windboat or anything like that. Yeah, it was a 300-pound tuna we caught.

Holy shit. I went, okay, have you ever heard of Haida Gwai? No, who is she? It's a island just outside of Vancouver and, like, close to Alaska, actually, where it's the best salmon fishing in the world. Oh. That's where the bears are? Uh-huh.

Oh, where they catch them with their mouths? Probably. Yeah, yeah. Bears do that. They wait upstream and then the, or whatever this is a reverse of the stream is, and they sit there, it's a shallow water. It's just like this big of water. in the brook and then they jump up

and the fish jump up off the rock and they just eat it and catch it. That probably happens here. But I went fishing there and caught tuna and salmon and I too was getting sick on the boat and was not good at it. Yeah, that's crazy.

It was not for everyone. It was brutal and it was crazy too because on the way back it was so, like I had gotten over the sea sickness and then like on the way back it was so rough. And our captain was there was like five, six foot swells.

Our captain was going so fast. We were holding on for a deer life. Like we had bruises. just from holding on. The boat was going out. It was a three-hour ride. It was fun. We should do that again.

Yeah. Maybe we go hunting. I don't know if I could kill something. I'm not killing animals. I don't think, I couldn't, like, even the fish. But that wasn't like killing. But then do you eat meat? Yeah.

That's why she has cholesterol. Well, I can't anymore because now they say no red meat. No, she's supposed to go on the Mediterranean. He's supposed to go to the Mediterranean diet. She was going to cook for me tonight. Wait, I drove into the city and there's a billboard with two beautiful cows looking at each other and says, we are family, not food. don't wear us on your feet and don't eat us.

And I was like, Oh my gosh. Yeah, those are all over. Well, I've never seen that before in any other city. You ever see the Manhattan mini storage? Well, you live in the south. Oh, yeah. They're like cattle ranching.

They've got beef farms. Truly. Where are you staying in the city? I'm safe with Rachel. I've been best friends with her since I was 19 and she is just the best. And she has. That's why I went to the ballet with last night. And Bailey has a nail company.

Now, Bailey has nails. Have we seen each other naked? Is a hilarious question. Rachel and I actually hooked up when we were. were 21 years old. No, we didn't scissor, but we hooked up when we were 21, and that was when I went through my little phase of being like, wait, do I like girls?

Yeah, yeah. And we hooked up, and we have never since, and we laugh about it all the time, because we were like, hammered. We used a bottle of tequila as lube. What? What do you mean? How? That's like you just poured the tequila on your pussy? Yeah. Oh, my God.

That didn't hurt. It was probably tested. We were so, we were 21, so So drunk, so stupid. 21 years old, you're so dumb where I was. No infections. I wish I could have done that with a guy when I was 21. Use tequila as lube? He still can't.

No, no, no. I don't recommend. Well, she's back, you're back on the market now. I am back on the market. Are you a little excited about being back on the market? He got stuffed in Tampa. I did. You did?

Yeah, I got stuffed by a Army doctor, actually. Uh-uh. Yeah. I'm an online army doctor, but. So not a real one. No, he was real. He was great. He was beautiful.

He has yet to respond to my text. Oh, I hate it. We'll figure it out. It was a beautiful moment. Wait, how fun. How did you guys meet? We met at the bar, actually. Are you going to do the online dating app stuff?

I don't know. Oh. I feel like they're addicting in like a bad toxic way. Do people really just start dating right away? Like I'd have, I can't. That for me was like a lot. I was like, I woke up. It depends.

It depends if you're truly heartbroken. It depends if you were like in the relationship too long and you were ready to get out. It depends how fast you move on with how you were feeling. at the end of the relationship. I guess you're right. It's situational. I just can't imagine. I waited like 10 years before I started cheating again.

Oh, you were sad. Yeah. Oh, but that's sad. Yeah. I could. And good for you. Well, that's how they're getting stuffed on Thanksgiving. Literally stuffed on Thanksgiving.

That's so cute. It is cute. Are you going to be on the apps? Are you on the apps? No, I don't think. You don't either. Well, I would be down, I think, just to see. what it's like, but like you said, it's a slippery slope where I feel like it'd get dangerous.

It's addicting, too. Because I think it was, it would also make, yes, it would make me lose my trust in people because I think I would, I think I fall in love really fast. I think I, like, am a relationship girlie, and I would just be like, but, and then they would be like, well, what else is out there? And then maybe I'd be like, well, what else is out there? And I feel like it would be bad for me. Yeah.

Yeah. If I'd lose someone, I'd fall, I'd like in love with them immediately. And I know right away, I'm either like, no, this person is not for me, or I'm like, I'm going to marry them. Yeah. Yeah. right away. That's what I picked you good for that show.

It's like, I need someone I can fall in love two weeks for, two weeks. Oh, yeah, yeah, exactly. Oh, I was a perfect candidate to be a bachelorette because I fell in love

with three different people. I will overlook anything bad about a person. And I, like, I will know in my gut that like something is off and I will just be like, nope, we're good, moving forward.

And I'll be like, it's not really that bad. Like, it's just not the biggest redleg. Yeah, yeah. And you're just in the euphoric state where you're like, how long do you think it takes to get into the real phase after the honeymoon phase.

Probably like a year. Yeah, that's what I think. A good year. Six months you start being like, okay, we're not like on our best behavior anymore being like, I don't fart and like that kind of stuff. But then a year is like your real self is showing. Yes. But that's scary because then you like get into dating again and you're like I have to wait

a year to see if I even like truly love you. That's the worst part. You have to fake it again. I don't have time. Tell the same stories you told like all the stories you've shared like all like the coincidental things or like, you know, anything that's going on in your life. You don't have to go through all that. that all over again and like explain like oh this is my family story this is what the one time i broke

my knee this is like it's like telling a new therapist and having to re the hash everything and then it's not worth the work oh my it's so much work that that's so true i'm very discouraged right now well you're fresh out i yeah fresh so are you you're taking a break from like everything or you're just kind of like letting things come to you like i like flirting i'm a really big flirt and i think i'm a really good flirt yeah but i think i said this on another podcast like i've been humble Because I thought, like, big time, like, I thought Travis Kelsey's were going to be sliding in my DMs and I'd be having a heyday. It's really crickets in there. It's over from H&R Block.

No, it's, it's, not even. It's just either trolls or, like, my followers, like, sweet women or really mean women. Oh, my God. And I was like, oh. Do you, have you had a guy, I'm sure you've had a ton of guys slide in, but would you entertain, like, going out with a guy from your DMs? Because a lot of people meet people, like, I've made people on Instagram more than I've had people in my DMs. I've made friends off DMs and, like, Instagram friends. So I feel like it wouldn't, I wouldn't be at it.

You would f*** off it. Oh, my God. That's what I'm gotten at? Yeah. Of course, right? Yeah, I would. Yeah. I think so.

What, Joe? I'm shy. Oh, yeah. You're right. Mr. Shy. Can we talk about Gypsy Rose for a second? Yes. Oh, my God.

December 28th. She's getting out. December 28th? Yes. Shut up. God willing. 17 days. Did he is rolling over in her grave.

That three years ago, I watched the documentary and I said one day I want to have Gypsy Rose on my podcast. Oh my God. Get in line, sister. Do you think she would do podcasts? I'm hoping she will. I think she's going to go like, I think call her dad is going to get her first.

Oh, you know, dancing with the stars. Oh, she's definitely doing Dancing with the Stars. Oh. She won't dancing with the stars. I did.

The Miraball. I think I knew that. Yeah, you know. Yeah, you definitely knew that. Yeah. The Mirabal winner was last night. Oh, yeah, who won? Sochi and who is,

and Val. I actually called it from the beginning. I was like, she should win. But everyone was like, no, nobody really knows who she is. Yes, they do. She has a huge following, and she was an incredible performer dancer. So sweet. So cute. I'm really happy she won. I was rooting for charity, obviously, because she was another bachelorette. But yeah. Also, Arianna Maddox, of course, has been for her. She got in the final four. Oh, good. Final three, actually. And what's her name is final? Sasha's partner.

Allison. Allison got there too. Yes. I love her. Wait, what do you think the trick was with Call Her Daddy of how she's gotten to where I know she's a very particular and like really hard worker and like she deserves it? I'm not saying she doesn't deserve it. She's a masterclass for us for us podcast.

Right? I want a master class. Yeah, I do too. Because I would love to have Jack Harlow on my podcast. It's not just because she's hot. She's very, very hardworking. I think she does everything herself. She edits her own stuff.

Yeah, she works really hard. And then there's another one. bread. Oh, cornbread. I don't know this one. I know my cornbread shirt today. So cornbread is, she's, I don't know where she's locked up, but she basically, in Tennessee. Shut up. Can you visit? Oh, we have to. She killed her husband. She called her the cornbread killer. As for a piece of cornbread and then she got the rifle. I was looking at her. And she just took it and shot him in the head. Well, he was eating the cornbread. She went up behind him and kind of. Why? What was she upset about? I don't remember. And she admits it and talks

about it. Oh, yeah. She's in prison. She's locked up for life. Is it on TV? Is it a show? No, it was just, it was a TikTok I saw. And then I went to the investigation. Now, you were in Coots with her old cellmate. Yeah, I was in Coots with her Selly. Stop. She, um, her cellmate actually reached out to me and said I was locked up with her. So I hit her back on Facebook crickets right now.

I'm sure Cornbread could put the cabash on that. Yeah. But she's enrolled in the cosmetology program over there and she's a sassy, she's a sassy, she's a rogue. Remember, she didn't do cosmetology. She's running her own in tandem. Yeah, she didn't like the style. Do you want to see a picture of her? Yeah, I do.

Yeah. I would I would eat I know So maybe we can go visit her Oh wow You're like the Kim Kardashian Of you know how she gets innocent people out of jail

We don't say they're innocent We just want to like glorify them Wait and also why is Kim Kardashian in acting now Is she an actress now? She works at American Horror Story I heard she was pretty good She is good I watched it yeah

Oh you watch it But no she's doing something else On Hulu now where she's like a lawyer She's a real lawyer She passed the bar Oh she's gonna star as a divorce lawyer In Ryan Murphy Hulu legal drama. Oh, so yeah,

because she had American horrors who's Ryan Murphy and that's probably what? She's a good job over there. I mean, she does everything she touches turns to gold. Yeah, again, she probably works really hard. Ryan Murphy's just trying to get invited to that Christian or Christmas party. No, I am. You were just with Post Malone. I was.

Yes. That was so cool. He is the nicest. I actually thought we were flirting for a minute. But I don't think we were. I think he's engaged with a child. But in my brain I was like, they were like at the S-Bs or something. It was, no, it's at the CMAs. The Country Music Awards and he was there and we like had a high five that lingered yeah like twice actually two lingering high fives and then he called me a badass and I was like oh yeah we're flirting

do you feel like like you know someone who's unconventionally attractive like that um that you think about her no yeah so I'm conventionally attractive but they're like such a hot commodity like everyone wants it because of like they look besides their looks like I'm really attracted to funny like medium ugly funny Yeah. Oh, also, Paul Rudd is my number one. Paul Rudd? Yes, I went on a mission to try and have him on my podcast. It didn't work. We even, like, went to the city that he lives in and, like, that's probably why he didn't come on.

You knock on the door, you're out front petition, see him on. You bugged his house. Last thing, what do you guys do for the holidays? I know it's a touchy subject because we're single now. We should be celebrating that. Well, you're coming to Nashville for New Year. We're coming to Nashville for New Year. But what do you guys do for Christmas?

Are you Jewish? No, I'm not Jewish. I just realized something. What? My birthday is two days after New Year's. I could just stay in Nashville and celebrate in Nashville. Please, let's throw you a birthday bash. I want a sick birthday party.

What are you going to go to the good restaurants there? What a new restaurant? I have, we'll get there after the holiday. I honestly have, I follow Nashville. I forget what it is, but it tells you all the hot spots to go to. I'm going to the J.W. Marriott. So my girlfriend, Katie, do you guys watch Bravo? Yes.

Katie Maloney. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She's coming to visit and we're going to the J.W. Marriot where they have a pop-up bar that looks like you're on the, like, polar express. Oh, that's. And there's like, it feels like you're on a train and you do different stops and have like festive cocktails.

Oh, I love, I love that. And there's this one Instagram account, they probably have it in every city, but it's like Nashville Hidden Gems or something. And you can find all the like best spots to go. Oh, I have to look at it. That's like secret New York, the Instagram account. It's the same thing. It's like all the little like speakeasies and all the old.

Have you guys been a sushi by bow? No, not yet. Have you been? Yes. I took myself on a date there by myself. I took myself on a date by myself. I was like, I love. love to take myself out. What's $600? No. Which was it? It actually was quite reasonable. I forget

what it was. I didn't know you're supposed to eat it with your fingies. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody got annoyed at me on YouTube. I hope she's not watching it again. She was like, ew, she said fingies instead of fingers. And he was like, yeah, you don't use chopsticks. Like, I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. He said he used to eat alone. I love to ginger. I love going out by myself. I get nervous. Oh, not me. I love it. What are you nervous about? I don't know. I, like, I used to be okay with it. And I think I just like got out of It's just like I always feel like I need to relax Be like no one is looking at you

Because I'll be like if I go sit at a bar alone I'll be like on my phone or like have my headphones in It's like just fucking relax and stare at a wall Like he told me to travel alone That never even crossed my mind I international travel for years by myself Yes Doing stuff by yourself

Not only does it build like the greatest relationship with yourself Where you're like you're forced to like look within But you meet the coolest people Because you're like paying attention more to what's going on around you Which of course it's nice to be with friends and talking to them. But if you don't sit there on your phone, you pay attention to what's actually going on around you.

I feel like I have the best conversations. Like, I would have never spoke to David, the sushi chef, if I was with somebody else. I learned so much about him. And we had sake shots together. It's great. And it was like such an experience. You should definitely do it? And if you're going to take yourself on a date, do you like sushi?

Yeah, I love sushi. Yeah. Because it's a, it's, you just sit right up at the bar and you have this. And it's easy combo. Sushi by bow. There's quite a few. Sympath is going to start traveling. He's going to start eating out.

I'm excited for you. Right? It's fun. And also, you don't have to share food with anyone. You know by yourself. Though that's the best part. There's no judgment. I had to travel for work for so in years internationally.

So I had to try to go travel by myself all the time and go out to restaurants and things like that. So I'm used to doing it. I do it everywhere I go. Have you heard of check shots? No. What's that? What is it? It's a view invention.

Remember check shots? We're out at that Cuban restaurant. And jelly or likes to order shots for when the check. comes. Oh, check shots. Check shots. Yeah. Why? What's like the theory behind? Which is something that I love to do now. It's like a little surprise. Okay, the bill's coming. Everyone takes a shot. Oh, I love that. Yeah. So at the extent if I've got to go somewhere else, it's like, you're getting ready for the next thing. You don't like to call it like earlier. You're on the late side. Well, if I'm out, I'm going to stay out. You are a late guy. I'm with, I'm like in the middle.

I can hang, but I, not till like four in the morning. Yeah, yeah. I'm getting better. Remember when we all went back to my hotel room? Yes. And we were locked out. Were you there? No, we weren't there. In New York? I think I was gone.

It was me, and Bay, and Ray Ray, right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Bailey, yeah, yeah. And we, like, were locked out of the hotel room. Yes, I laid on the floor. Oh, my God, laying on the floor. And they made you leave.

And I was like, because it was, I mean, it was four in the morning. Yeah, yeah. But I wanted to open another bottle of wine. I know, no, no. You know what? I actually don't care what you guys are doing for the holidays. Yeah, yeah. That was just kind of like a wrap-it-up kind of thing, but I'm obsessed with the holidays.

We're going to go get drunk and that'll be that. That's perfect. Yeah. It's all I want to do. I'm hosting Christmas Eve and my father's. Well, you love food, you love that. Tablescapes and all that. I love it.

Okay. And then so you both have your separate Instagrams, which are. Oh, sorry. Mine's just Joey Kamastat. Joey Kama-M-A-S-T-A. We're fine for social media is going to be found. Your social medias are both very fun. Thank you.

What is yours? I'm bar stool Pat. Bar-stool Pat. And wait, how long have you been with Barstool? Because you're kind of there before the, like, change. Right after the first, so like six years. Holy shit. And you're newer.

And then what's your podcast on Instagram? Out and about. And it comes out Wednesdays and Fridays. Wednesdays and Fridays. It's so fun. You guys together are just like a match made in heaven for podcasting. Thank you. We love coming to you.

Well, I love you guys. Thank you for coming. Thank you for having. I'm Caitlin Bristow. Your session is now ending. And if I'm being honest, I wouldn't mind a rating in a new. See?