Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Skinny Confidential with a Tasty Beverage

Episode Date: April 25, 2019

Kaitlyn hangs out with the Lauryn and Michael Bosstick from the Skinny Confidential podcast along with producer Taylor O'Connor. Join in the fun as they talk about their childhood screen names, Michael tells us about the reading material he stole from a canyon growing up, and a discussion of love languages reveals how high Jason has been setting the bar with Kaitlyn. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Podcast One presents Off the Vine Grace Therapy. Caitlin Bristow is going to answer your questions. Drink to your confessions and hear what you have to say about anything Bachelor. Let's shake it up some more. Here's Caitlin. I'm your host, Caitlin Bristow. Today I was going to say I've got not one but two guests, but we have three guests. Let's be honest.

because we have to talk about Taylor who's okay let me I'm like getting too excited but we have Lauren and Michael from the Skinny Confidential in the studio and Taylor who's their producer and he is what dreams are made of for podcasting if you ask me because I've got a there it is basically a pillage of stories technically I could pillage anybody yeah what's a pillage yeah I don't think you describe that right yeah I'm gonna give you a redo okay let me do it again okay don't give him a redo I never give him readdews mulligan you never give him do is because the stuff that he says is gold if you just leave it in how he says it. Okay.

So tell us your, tell us your, say it again. I basically have a ramp. Or actually, you know what? I have multiple stories that I've told in probably twice as many that I've never told to anybody. So it's depending, over my entire life, I'm probably going to just pepper them in and just go, oh, by the way, this one time, this one thing happened. Okay.

Well, we don't need your whole life story. Well, eventually you will get it. I will give you some really solid advice. I always give Taylor a set number of words on our show. show that you can say because if not we will be like how twitter cuts you off you can only get so many characters that's taylor how many should we give taylor 50 channel channel twitter it's up to you you know we got to be more than 50 because we got to confess and i feel like he's going to have a good confessional okay so hold on i i i want to know taylor what you would

say to katelyn if you got out of the car oh that's a good question like a bachelor yeah that's a good question oh if i got out of the car well i on the spot let's go you're getting out of the car in five four, three, two, and one. I honestly, anything I was going to say was super embarrassing, so I don't even know. Go there, go there. You have to show your personality. I would probably get down on one knee and just go, hey, let's just seal this deal right now. Oh, no, that would.

Everyone else can go home. The show's done. Okay, that's... I feel like you would get out and tell her she has nice hair. No, she has a beautiful eyes, though. So I'd go, you know what? You and I have matching eyes. We're meant to be.

Wait, do you just give yourself a compliment? I threw that in there. he just literally roundabout gave you said you have beautiful eyes we have the same eyes oh my god that's pillar that's funny i'll accept my rose now yeah see now now you got me that's funny and i would have liked that the complimenting himself that's funny we're in the bathroom when we discussed that we had matching eyes oh yeah not at all oh no you don't think so Your eyes are away right here. Oh, you and I?

No, no. You and I have matching eyes, not Taylor. Oh, really? Yeah, sorry. Maybe all three of us have matching eyes like me. That's even better. Your eyes look nothing like Caitlin. Do you know I've always wanted brown eyes?

Why? I don't know. Probably because I have blue eyes and you always want what you don't have. Beautiful with blue eyes. But I want to know how you get your eyebrows. It's a whole thing. Do you have 45 minutes? Michael gets mad when I talk too much.

I'll be back a little while. You're going to sit this one out. You have to. do a double tint. What's a double tint? Do you tint your eyebrows? Um, I microblade them. Okay. I don't know enough about microblading to give an opinion on it. Your eyebrows look very good though. They do. Yeah. They really frame your face. Well, I will say Shaughnessy in, um, Vancouver, British Columbia. Like I sent everybody to her for microblading. She is a wizard. And she also does, um, like for women who have breast cancer, she will tattoo nipples back on them. And she like does a beautiful job and makes

women feel so comfortable and confident after and it's like she's just incredible I got to go there oh okay like I know we got to go to Canada oh yeah you do but honestly I do need to know a little brow tips double tint okay which so I I ask for a tint every time I get my brows waxed and I ask her to double tint them because I like a bold brow I feel like it's really youthful I think that brows can can really age you if they're done wrong absolutely they're there I mean I make my funny story I make Michael go to my brow lady which is so annoying. It's probably a good idea these things will get pretty bushy if I don't

lucky. You are lucky. Really? Oh yeah, bushy brows are everything. Yeah. And you can tame them and make them perfect. I think as men were always says like you had to clean them up and get the hair out of there. Let them buck. I sent Michael to my brow lady and Michael went and put on his skin care afterwards. Yeah. No, before.

Before. Okay. And she always asks you if you're on retinal. Yeah. you can't wax on retinal but she didn't no she didn't ask Michael because he's a guy she didn't think he's on rental but of course he is she gives me all of these skin care things

did you get all burnt and red it was like this it was like a huge red it ripped my eyes out and I was everyone's like what happened I was like I was like trying to be tough about it I was like I was in boxing class and got punched yeah I was just being really tough on the street and just but no really I was just that like

I was getting my eyes waxed on retinal I don't like a too overly groomed brow on a guy. I just like a couple hairs that need to go. I will say Jason has very groomed brows, but they are I think he does something about it, but he won't like really ever

tell me. Like I'm like, who does your brows? That's good. Jason don't tell her. I think that's hot. Yeah, he really doesn't but they're very groomed. But then he showed me a picture from like his hockey days back. Like he was, I don't know, probably 17. And I was like, okay, he still had those brows. Like it's not like a new thing that he does.

You don't want to be like having sex with someone and thinking, oh, like, who's their brow waxer? Which I do. I'm like, wow, those are really great. Taylor, what do you do, do your brows? I feel like it's something creepy. I actually don't do anything to my eyebrows, but I've heard that my eyelashes are beautiful,

and I've heard from multiple people that they go, oh, my God, you're such beautiful eyelashes. Not talking about eyelashes. But they're the same, very same. And they're natural. You don't do double tint? No, I don't. Actually, I know Lauren does,

because I've watched her Instagram. I just said that. You're obviously shopping on. Amazon. And then black again. What are you doing back there? We literally just talked about that for 45 minutes. Good thing your producers. You know, like in the podcast, once you do, like there's the glass so you could see the producers. I purposely put a big wall here. Yeah, we can't see him. Yeah, he's back there. What porno are you watching? That was not an accident. Yeah, this was not an accident. Just talked about a double ten for 45 minutes. Why can't you see your producer? I'm like,

this is very much on purpose. Yeah. Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, because it is usually glass. That's funny. Good thing. Your producers is paying attention. I don't want to be lock and eyes with that guy back there. Yeah, that I don't throw my whole fucking game. You don't want to look at his eyelashes? No. I kind of want to see his eyelashes now. Come out here and show him. I made him come out and show me his skin tone because I want to send him a scrunchy and

need to know what color to give him. So now I need to see. Ooh, let's not rub the crust on your right. Oh, wait, you do have nice eyelashes. Close your eyes, though. Oh, wow. Wait, those are good. That's weird, man.

Actually, I kind of, you know, when you see something like a Zit and you want to pop it, I see his eyelashes and I want to put mascara on them. Okay. So you do have good eyelashes, Taylor. I have terrible eyelashes What are you talking about? Your eyelashes look amazing No what I want to know you go

You do the Ardell Always a strip I don't CVS CVS Those are that That's Ardell 113s You can't go wrong

A glam wispy And the thing is Is everyone gets eyelash extensions I've gotten them before They were not thick enough For me I hate eyelash extensions Yeah

Yeah yeah Those are good Yeah yeah you've got them Thank you With mascara on My friend says I look like snuffalo off I guess What compliment.

Yeah, I want to look like Snuffle Up again. That's what I said. I said, thank you. Yeah, thank you. Oh, my gosh. Okay, so you guys have your podcast, the Skinny Confidential. How did that come up? I've had you guys on the podcast before, but give everybody a little refresh about you guys.

Okay. Well, it's a question. Was that podcast we did get? Was it received well by your audience? I wouldn't have you back. Okay. All right. We love your audience.

We were just talking about that. Yes. I have, I always, actually, I got emotion. yesterday over my audience because I started the third podcast and I wanted to involve them and have them call in and talk to them because I'm like the listeners are they're hilarious they're like all like girl power empowering they're all like this amazing community that always comes together and they also have my sense of humor like I always think I'm so weird and then I'm like proud of my listeners and who I attract because I'm like cool you guys are weird with me and you have a secret Facebook group right Right. It's a closed one. Yeah, it's closed. Okay, I need to become a member of that immediately. Well, I don't have power over, because I don't, like, I have somebody that accepts it.

Sometimes people get mad at me because they're like, you haven't accepted me. And I'm like, it's not me. I'll tell them, though, but like, I don't know. What's it called so I can go join right now? Off the vine. Off the vine. Yeah, I'm joining. The podcast started because, so Lauren had her blog and her brand and her social channels

for, what, six or seven years before we ever did the podcast. Yeah. And I had my own businesses, selling businesses, brick and mortar businesses. Yeah. And so we obviously been in a relationship for a long time. And we started getting all these questions, to your point, it started with the community just asking a lot of questions. And I was like, listen, I'm not going to get on social and be out there.

Like, I'm just not good at that stuff. And we wanted to find something we could do together because there's a misconception that a lot of people think that Lauren and I like run these big businesses together. She has her things. I have mine. We kind of just do the podcast together. Okay. I love that.

But it started as just a full like Q&A from the audience and answering questions about like relationships, marketing, whatever it was. And then we were having so many interesting conversations with people like yourself offline. We're like, listen, let's just present these in a podcast format. We started out of our kitchen. Then we... Oh, really? That's cool.

We did that. We wanted to kill each other. Well, yeah, of course. Then we were with Podcast One for very, for about a year. Yeah. It was literally right around the time that you were signing originally with podcast one. I think we had you on the show early on. And then we left and we went back to self-producing and then now we run to your media with

we have 30 shows under management or something. That's so cool. And why did you guys want to kill yourself? Because you're just in a kitchen. Kill yourselves, kill each other. Working with your significant other is totally different dynamic. Now, have you learned to like navigate that and are you better now or are you still want to kill each other?

Well, first of all, I feel like I shouldn't actually complain to you because you've had such a unique situation. Like, I get it though. Like, because after the show, like nobody wants just Caitlin. They wanted Caitlin and Sean. And it was like we had to do everything together that it was actually really hard. to find our own ways and build our own brands separately because everybody wants you to be a couple from the, which makes sense. I mean, people watch you fall in love, then they want to

watch your journey together as a couple. So it was really hard to kind of build your own brand separately. I think that we did get lucky that we do have our own separate entities and businesses and brands. And we've kind of just come together. I got really major surgery on my jaw and and was so swollen that I turned the camera on Michael. Yeah. Which I do all the time. And I deliver. And people liked him and they were interested in him.

So coming together on the show was the right move. Working together, though, is, you know, and how's challenges. Of course. It's hard to shut it off. Well, because usually in normal relationships, you go to your job and you come back and you can like talk about your day together and miss each other and kind of just have these separate things going and coming together at the end of the day where. now you're doing a podcast together how do you decide on like guests or what you're going to talk about or how do you not argue or do you argue on your podcast sometimes yeah which i think is super relatable by the way yeah sometimes we argue on the podcast we for we don't sugarcoat anything like it's very like you've been on our show it's a very organic real conversation i feel like you're the same way you're the same way i love that we're not bar but walters and walter quankite over here like we're just having interesting conversations yeah um but listen i say shit on there all the time that gets me in trouble probably i don't know if it can cuss on here yeah you And she says stuff, too, and a lot of times we're not aligned. But I think, like, that's what people like to hear, though.

Yeah, we're not coming out of something, like, very scripted format. Well, that's why I think people like to watch also the Bachelor and Bachelor because it's messy. And people like, that's relatable. As much as they want to have, you know, troll us online, they watch it because it's relatable and because it's messy and there's tears and drama. I think that's what's so attractive, too, about your Instagram. I was looking at it today and you do something called real Instagram. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Where you show the messy parts. Yeah. There is messiness. You have to show that. I mean, I think now as an influencer, you have to be able to show the scars and the ugly. Yeah. People are attracted to that. People really are. I did it just because I didn't know what the reaction was going to be to it. I just was like, oh, I'm so sick of like trying to be all perfect on Instagram all the time. Like I want people to know that I struggle with anxiety. This is what I look like without makeup because everyone was starting to be like, I want you're this.

and I want your this. And I'm like, well, I want it too in that photo, but it's a filter. Like, I would like that skin, too. It's not. Like, I, like, the whites of my eyes are actually face tuned. Right. I'm like, I always use face tune to whiten and brighten everything. And then I'm like, are people going to come and see me in real life and be like, your teeth are yellow.

Like, because I whiten them so much on my face team. Michael, I have a confession. Oh. I whiten your teeth too when you're in pictures. That's fine. Oh, I empathize a lot. That's taking an X level. Yeah.

I empathize a lot with women that are presenting themselves. on social because there's a lot of pressure doing it. I feel like guys we're lucky we just get on there like I don't when Lauren turns the camera I don't care what I look like what angle you know but there's a lot of pressure when you're building a brand online to present yourself

a certain way and then people can be vicious when they're like oh wait I saw that person and this like one time Lauren and I were out to brunch and we were hung over and we're not looking so good and people are like snapping shots but like look I saw like this what they look like I'm like okay we're people you know so And so there's this, like, extreme pressure to look perfect.

And I think where we've found, like, strong community and some, a little bit of success is kind of pulling those layers back. And be like, listen, this is what the real picture looks like. This is who we are. This is the conversations we're going to have you like it. Yeah. Consume it. You don't. Yeah.

I also think it's important, too, to talk about, you know, procedures. So I always am sharing, like, if I'm getting laser on my banana roll or, you know, I've talked about. I don't know. It's the little fat pocket that I have. underneath my butt a banana roll oh wait I think I have a banana roll no you don't no you don't trust me you don't no I have a banana roll no you have a great ass oh you do not laser on your ass oh is it like a shelf it's perfect oh that's great that's great I like a good butt on a guy I call it a shelf all the time oh nice that's what I've ever seen besides Charlie honum and sons

of anarchy in that one sex scene yeah but no yeah nobody can beat that though nobody Taylor, stop smiling behind there. He's like, that is a good butt. Yeah, I think it's important to talk about procedures. Like, I talk about Botogs and boob jobs and whatever and bring my audience along because some people are like, well, how does, you know, Kim Kardashian, I'll use as an example. How does she look like that? Like, there's so much involved in getting someone ready to look like that.

Yeah. For me, like, I think when people come to my page, they know to like expect that you're going to see like what is happening behind the scenes too. Yeah. Is their makeup? Is there an Ardell? 113 when you're hungover on a vodka martin like yeah you got to show that yeah

yeah which you are very hungover today how are you feeling what does this drop you put in your water oh it's a little electrolytes you got to try it you need electrolytes the second you're hungover so like a liquid iv light show like anything that has electrolytes is good yeah or Michael's drinking coconut water but Michael doesn't drink

right now so these are like a lot of magnesium I think in here yeah I'm not I'm feeling okay okay I need to go back to the banana roll. Oh, okay. Um, so it's like when you, I seriously think I have a little banana roll. Is it, because is it when you have like your butt and then there's like a little extra little, I have that. I don't think you do. You don't have a banana roll. How do you? Oh my God. He's so good. You have to have him on. Yeah, no, Taylor's my new

favorite. Taylor, do you have a banana roll? I don't have a banana roll. I think I, like my butt's pretty tight, I think. Oh. So just context on Taylor. Taylor, um, came to our wedding. I love to just throw the story out there and told everyone, uh, in front of 50 people that his penis was 6.5 inches. Now, were you lying, Taylor? I think it was maybe underestimating. It's 6.54. Oh, okay. Okay. I was rounding down. So he, he went up on the mic at your wedding and said that. It's on camera. We put it out on our podcast, like actually recorded the entire speech and put it out. He's like, your personality, you have such a big dick. I'm going to suck down on it. And it starts with an

analogy or a comparison from a shooting star. It's a metaphor and then for some reason it goes in a dick second. And then he can try to compare us to the beauty and the beast but he called me the beauty and Lauren the beast. He got it all messed up. And then what did you tell my stepmom? Oh no. No that

yeah let's not forget us up. She tried to get me in a chokehold. I wonder why. Yeah, I probably would have to and then he decided to go to a strip club in Cabo. Okay. The night before my wedding. Oh. And proceeded to piss himself while he was on a strip pole and not only did he finish the routine with piss stripping down his leg he stayed there no and sat in his piss oh Taylor explain yourself

wait I even got up on stage and I danced with him my favorite is that he's proud oh loves it yeah like he's like oh actually I did this you how do you let urine just go down your leg while you're on a stripper pole it was a long long drive to get to that strip to get that strip club But why didn't you pee when you got there? Why are you going to a strip club the night before my wedding? It wasn't like the whole piss. At my rehearsal dinner. I was like running to the bathroom and it just, it was, it felt I think I said this.

You're a 33 year old man, dude. Let's stop while your head. Let's not, let's not emulate your urine at the strip club. I'll tell you what happened. He thought, so my buddies were all with them. And of course, like they knew what was going on. So they're going to be like, like, hey, get on stage. Right.

And the girls that were like, oh, don't be shy. It's okay. He's like, no, trust me, I'm not shy. You don't want any part of this. And so he's. He decides to de-robe and get down to his underpants and swing around the pole thinking that the air would air-dry him. We can't make this up. You can't make this kind of stuff up.

So now he's our producer. This is just incredible. Like I just want to. Taylor needs to write a book. Taylor needs to write a book. Taylor's been friends with us since we were 12. Michael and I have known each other since we were 12. Which is the most romantic thing in the world.

It's not Bachelory. No, but that's like you don't hear those stories at all anymore. We haven't been together the whole time. No. It's not like high school love or anything. No offense. They happen, but no one wants to talk about it. That's the sad part about today's society.

No one really wants to tell the real stories. What are talking about? We literally are telling the real story. Oh, I just mean other than this one, other than my stories, I'll tell the truth, but I'm talking about everyone else. What you don't understand is people just don't have the stories that you have. This is not calm and behavior. I think you think like this is normal. People don't behave like this.

yeah you're probably correct we are correct we that's but you did okay but you went to school together that's how you met and we did six grade yes taylor went to um middle school with us he had a rat tail yeah we need proof yeah there's a lot of proof yeah um so we were together 12 13 14 broke up I dated older guys he dated other girls okay kind of hooked up in high school a little bit snuck around snuck around really yeah and was there fire in high school in high school like were you guys like this is like oh there was fire when i was 12 wow we got caught in the closet half naked by my dad her dad shout out to brad wow 12 luckily it all worked out so now he's pretty forgiving yeah of course um but yeah like that's my boy we were uh but there's two

there's two sides of that story so we're kids and like you know it's pretty persistent and we i went over there snuck over one day when her dad wasn't there yeah proceeded to like you know do my thing get her top off yeah and then what you know what all all 12-year-old boys don't want to hear is the dad's truck pulling into the driveway. So I was like, oh, shit, I'm done. I was in my underpants. You know, I was like trying to get it done. Yeah.

At 12, this is so funny. And so I was like, shit, what am I going to do? And I didn't know what we're on the second floor. So I ran into her closet, jumped in there. And you know those claws with like the little like slits in the, so I was like, okay. Like right out of the movies. I was like, there's no way the dad's going to come into her room and look in the closet. He did.

He is completely topless. And she has the bright idea to get in the closet. closet with me. Oh, no. Not a problem solver. And then I'm like, oh, my, I'm like, what are you doing here? I'm like trying to kick around. I hear the dad coming up.

I hear it's like giant footsteps. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm like, I'm 12. Is he like a scary dad too? At the time, any dad's scary because it's 12. That's true, that's true. Now he doesn't want to f*** around. Yeah.

I'm just kidding, Brad, if you hear this. I don't think Brad listens to Off the Vine. Oh, Brad might listen to Off the Vine. Oh, okay. Brad might. He's very supportive. Oh, okay. That's great.

And so I look out the little slit. and I see her at the time, how old was, five, four? Her little sister, like, thinks she's playing hide-in-seat. She's, like, looking under the bed, looking around. And so she's running around, like, I'm done, I'm done. The dad rips open the closet door, like, Lauren, what the hell you're doing? And he just sees me there with his topless daughter sitting in the closet. And I must have looked, like, I was 12, and I was, like, holding my clothes, like, a little, like, scared boy.

By the way, I was 5'7, and when we were in 6th grade, and 5'7 still my height, he was 4-1. No, you guys. I'm going to show you a picture. No. And so he proceeded to obviously snap and freak out. I thought I was done. He loaded me in his truck with her, drove us down to there's a little like shopping center right down the street from where they used to live. And bought you condoms?

No. Threw me out of the car. I was still putting my clothes on in the shopping centers. I was freaking out. And this was a time we didn't have cell phones back. We had little pagers. Yeah. Do you ever have a pager?

Oh, yeah. Pager. And we had to pay phones. So I had to run. And I was like putting my clothes on. And I called my dad. And I was like, dad, I'm in a lot of trouble. I don't know what to do

And I was waiting On the other end For some like fatherly advice To tell me it was okay And all I heard was deep bellowing laughter Just hysterical laughter So like her parents response is like You're going to boarding school

If you need to go counseling You're in trouble My dad was kind of It was hilarious What would you do if you found your daughter In the closet now? I don't know man I feel like karma's a bitch

And I have to be careful Yeah really though Because that's I'm thinking back onto when I was 12 First of all this picture is amazing. So vintage. Which one is it?

I can't get over that. You were 5-7 at that age? I looked like a babysitter. She came to school. And you were 4-1? Well, she came to school. I thought she was the substitute teacher. She was fully developed. Like, full, like, big B-cups. And I was like, whoa. Wow. I was like, I had a little girlfriend at the time. I stopped my bra.

We talked about this on our podcast. Right, right. I can't get over. This is the cutest thing in the, aw. Aw, you guys are freaking cute. Your step cut? Yeah, that's like a full bowl cut. Yeah, what was happening there? Look, he's in a striped shirt that I was making

fun of him. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're literally wearing your striped. I think this is, that's the sweetest thing I've ever seen in your kissing your cheek. I'm trying to think of what I was doing at 12. I was like still like jumping rope and like being a little girl. I don't think I was fully developed until like 20. We used to sneak into this canyon.

Where was your first boyfriend? When? Probably 50. okay but like I wouldn't let him do anything me and my buddies just sneak in this canyon yeah we knew that there was like these there was these guys I think they were like vagrants or maybe homeless guys down there yeah we used to sneak down this is like pre you know like internet's just

still dial up yeah it's like me call those weird noises yeah of course you had no you didn't wait you couldn't use the phone if you were going to be on the internet remember it was like everyone shared my screen name was a fantasy girl one four three don't mean to brag mine was mine was candy kiss oh candy kiss yeah and I thought I was like wow has nobody taken that We used to sneak down in this canyon And we knew these guys would have like

Pornow bags and stuff I feel bad now because we'd steal them from these guys That's probably not the best thing to do But we go down there and we'd get we find these guys Went to a canyon and stole pornos from people What the fuck are you talking about? I love how this whole podcast has already been confessions This is amazing keep going

This is the first I ever told the story I think And so we'd sneak to me and my buddy would sneak down there Because we knew these guys were down there And listen these guys they had enough They had a lot of them They were down there being perbs and so we knew like at the time listen there's no internet there's no like porn there's nothing and so we we had a take what we could get we go down there so we got exposed real early but the first time we found those canons we were just being kids right like just you know down there thank you for walking us through your uh your first time you had porn so when i saw this i was like okay like then i you know then you start getting a little training yeah you're like okay and then i found lauren and she came in fully developed i'm like that's the girl that's the girl and her name was a fantasy girl on a oh well and And I was like, in.

Wow. True. It was like the universe was just on your side. You know my URL names? Yeah, I was going to ask. I was going to ask. I had a couple, but my, the main one was obviously involved. It was tasty beverage.

Oh, I thought I couldn't get worse. I just took a sip of water when you said that. I almost threw up. So good. Tasty beverage. I literally wouldn't be surprised if you said tasty white beverage. Oh, I thought it was going to be tasty beverage, 69. There's so many ways.

to go with this. I like to be subtle. Creamy tasty tasty beverage. Ooh, creamy. Moist, tasty beverage. Foamy, tasty beverage. Dripping down your leg.

Wetsy beverage. Wet. We never invited Taylor into the canyon with us. Why? I think you could see why. Taylor, what was your first sexual experience? Yeah.

Oh, man. He's like, I was seven years old. Wait, the first sexual experience, the first time I ever, like, actually ejaculated. Oh, come on. I don't remember my first sexual experience I don't think anyone asked that question Never mind

Tasty beverage Settle down tasty beverage Okay so when's the first time you had a sexual experience I would say I was probably a sophomore in high school I would say I was it was a little late I was a freshman well I had kissed a girl But again that's not really that fun because you don't know what you're doing You're kind of messing around

And I remember the girl that I kissed she was kissing me as if it was like a blowfish or a vacuum cleaner trying to suck my whole face in her mouth. I'm sure you weren't the brus kisser either, taste you beverage. Other people have said that she was a horrible kisser. I know someone that dated her and I said, was she a bad kisser? And he goes, yes. And actually later on in life, I ran into her and she said, oh, hey, remember when I kissed you and I told you you were my first kiss? And she said, you were not my first kiss.

And I said, that's okay because you were a horrible kisser anyways. You told her that? Yeah, well, I mean, I had to be honest with her. I'm sure she needed to know that information. I'm sure she had her things about you too. She was throwing jabs at me going like, oh, hey, I know that you thought I was your first kiss this whole time, but I wasn't. I was like, well, don't worry, because it wasn't anything good in the first place. But we're still talking about it.

Yeah, that is true. I hope you know that you are forever tasty beverage. Like, I will never call you Taylor again. I like that. Honestly, it's such a good name. I'm surprised I didn't stick with it. Literally change your Instagram handle to tasty beverage. Please, right now.

What is your Instagram handle? Tails you die. Instagram is Tales You Die currently. But now I'm honestly, I'm going to look at... He tries to use people's podcast to get followers. Oh, well, here you go. Wait, I'm going to look you up on the gram right now. No, it's interesting.

Are you private? No, obviously not. No, it depends. It depends what's going on in his love life if he's private or not. Damn, someone has tasty beverage and they don't have anything posted. Come on, you, tasty beverage. Or maybe that's spelled wrong. No, there's no tasty beverage.

You could do tasty beverage 69. I'm going to look into this right now. To be continued. Now I'm kind of nostalgic about the Canyon days. Oh, we're still on that. Well, I want to know. I think back on to like what what boys saw as porn at that age. And then, you know, that kind of warps your mind, like you said.

And then I used to feel like I wasn't like hot to boys in high school because everyone would be like, you'd be hotter if you had like bigger boobs. You'd be hotter if you like weren't so skinny. And I was always told that. So it kind of warps your mind. Like, but porn is so available now. Well, it was difficult then because it was like, first of all, there was like, they were like full grown adults. You know, we didn't, there's a lot of stuff that exists now, I think.

But like back then it was just like either like penthouse or like Hustler magazine. So there was like full grown, you know. I would compare porn to Instagram now, though. Like, it's like the same thing. It's you start to see this curated version of everyone. Yes. What's normal? That's the same thing.

And you're right. Porn is so readily available. I don't watch a lot of porn. Taylor's watching it. Really? I was literally just going to say I'm watching. it right now. You watch porn?

No, no, but I don't watch. Honestly, I watch porn with me. I'll watch porn with you sometimes, but I don't watch, I don't watch a lot. I think it's unhealthy if you get into this face

because... When you are searching for porn, what do you search? Yes, I was thinking... No, I don't really search. I just go to like the main pages. So you just get it done. Just search around, yeah.

Whatever stands out to you. Yeah, I just... I was hoping that you were going to say that you Google blonde with blue eyes and huge boobs with banana rolls. I got that at home, so... Did you make up the banana roll, or is that a term?

No, it's a term. Oh. Yeah, I think it's a term. You have to Google it so you can see exactly what it is. Taylor, when you Google porn, what do you Google? I don't know, actually, you know. I usually go such a lie. I just go to the top models and I scroll down and see who's trending.

Taylor, can we say whatever we want in the podcast? Yeah, of course. Taylor had to practice the thing called edging. What's that? Edgings where you bring yourself to almost climax and then you back down. Because he's the one-minute man, he came on our podcast. No, no, no, and I'm not making fun of him, by the way. No, no, no, yeah, she's not.

I, like, we had him on our podcast to talk about premature ejaculation for a nicer word. And he was super open and cool about it. Yeah. That episode is interesting. Okay. I've blown many chances, just to say. Oh, I see what you did there. Literally.

Literally. There's a lot of ways to interpret that. I don't know what that means. I know what it means. Okay. So, yeah, he's practiced edging, and it's worked, and now he's not a one-minute man anymore. So, oh, see, I would think, wait, how do you back down? I had this discussion with Jason.

I said, do guys really think about baseball? And he's like, that is not a thing. And I was like, yeah, it is. So I googled it, and it's a thing. I think it's unique to each guy. What do you think about? Dead puppies? No, no, that's f***ed up.

I'm not a psychop. No, because then that would be going through my head and I'd still bust. Oh. I'm just saying, it is nothing. What's going on my mind has nothing to do. do with what's happening to me physically. No, I think, sometimes you got to take your, sometimes you got to just take your concentration to another place.

So like, like, what do you concentrate on? I don't know. Like, you just got to like kind of like get, you have to like almost detach from the moment a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like you have a quick meditation. Like you're almost not even thinking about anything. You're just like, like, okay, let's get a guy.

Soul search. Like, hold on a second here. Like, relax. Like don't, don't. Astral projection. You think about your breathing. Yeah. Just got to go.

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rape therapy. How often do you guys have sex? Ooh, that's a good question. I think it changes. I think sex is like seasons. Like it's sometimes you're having sex all the time. And then sometimes you're like trying to squeeze it in once a week. Now we got this new thing because we just interviewed these people from Doc Johnson and they brought us all these toys. So Lauren's got like, she's got like a giant box of toys. I'm like, I don't know. I'm all about a toy in the bedroom. You are? I am not at all. I am not. People I think think I'm like freaky. I'm not. Have you ever brought a toy? toy in the bedroom? You got to do it

if you haven't. Honestly, I don't really know if I have. Did you abandon your I'm going to change your life? Did you abandon your notes? I did abandon your note. You're going to ask this about our entrepreneurial journey. I was like, I'm like an edging. And I also have, look, that's what comes up for banana rolls. It's like a literal

like banana loaf. Like it's not anything of what you're talking about. It actually looks delicious. It's like a Nutella crepe banana thing cut into slices. It's a banana roll under the butt and see what shows up. Yeah, you got to try a toy in the bedroom. Really?

Yeah, it's so fun. We should distinguish what that means. Which, yeah, like, I like a pocket rocket. Just like a vibrator. It's amazing. Is that, like, it doesn't go in? It doesn't go in. Okay, yeah.

I don't think I would want something going in. No, for me, too, I, my thing is the pocket rocket. It just enhances everything. Okay. You know, it doesn't, like, make the whole experience. It just enhances it. Okay. I think there's levels.

We're like, maybe like the beginner level. Jason, here's what you do. Yeah, I need a beginner level. Go on Amazon and Google pink pocket rocket. There's this one. It's like no brand. I actually bought two because I use one on my face for lymphatic drainage. Stop it.

Swear in my life. Did a blog post on it. Use vibrators on your face. It drains your face. And then you have another one. And they're like $8. You don't want to mix them up though. You don't.

No, you do not want to mix them up. Unless that's like a new thing. You know, there's like the penis facial. like maybe that I've had a penis facial maybe vaginal natural vaginal lubrication does wonders for your pores I'll do anything for beauty I will too anything I'm I'm pretty obsessed with skin that's what I come in here and your skin looks amazing no yours is amazing I don't know how I skin looks amazing right now by the way I found banana rolls on the butt so that's the one to the right is exactly what it is this yeah I I have what on my left cheek I have a teeny tiny little cute banana

roll yeah it's no you have like uh what are those mini bananas um at mini bananas you have a plantain roll okay yeah i have a plantain roll okay yeah i feel like taylor does actually have a banana roll too and he's just not admitting it i don't think so we're all we're all gonna need to see prove it yeah pictures if you come out here with your bare ass i'll leave i have i have a question do you know anything for cellulite does anything really work or is just genetics this is crazy I think massive wood therapy do you know what that is what

it's where they take wood and massage your cellulite oh that just makes me think of like slivers okay you don't have to do wood it's called ralthing I think I'm saying you have all these terms that I'm like it's not deep massage

it's like manipulation of the cellulite oh so you're actually going in there and breaking it up and it hurts like I know people that have to take Vicodin before they get it done because it hurts so bad. But it does break up the cellulite. That's the only thing that I've found that I think really

works. Because sometimes I I'm tiny, but I have like a little bit of cellulite and I'm always like, do I just rock it because it's who I am or do I do something about it? I don't see one ounce of cellulite on your body. Well, that's because you haven't seen me naked. Okay, I don't see any cellulite. You look amazing. Well, thank you. But I do. It's genetic.

I have cellulite too. I feel like everyone has cellulite. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So should I just... I guess it's probably some. No, you don't. Well, guys don't really get it as much. Well, you don't have cellulite. I'm not getting any younger. I've inspected every inch of your body since I've known you since you were 12. All right.

It's more common in women, but I just am like, I feel like everybody has it. Girls, women. You know what? I would try super, super deep manipulation or just leave it. Who cares? I'm too tired. I got to post an Instagram. I got to go.

See, I'm more concerned with my face skin. And I'm like, I don't know. really care about. Yeah, you got a pick. I mean, you'll, you go crazy. It's like you, I mean, yeah, once you pick apart one thing, you'll go to the next once you fix it. So you know what I would make the argument? Men like natural women. Yeah, yes. That's like a good natural butt with a little. I think this is maybe your audience is going to kill me for this, but I think, excuse me, I have fake boobs. Yeah, but okay, and I love the fake boobs too. But I think men like natural women, natural curves. And I think women are harder on women about the way women look than men. Like, no, that's very fair.

That's what happens on social. Like, we are, like, we don't care. We're like, you, I feel like the pressure is more pressure from women, being hard on women. But listen, I might be, I might be eviscerated for making that statement. But for me personally, and a lot of people that I'm friends with, like, we like natural women. I think when you start to move away from that, it's like, you know, we want to know what we're getting. We don't, a lot of times you don't know, like, all these, like, procedures and listen, honey. Like, I love the boobs.

But you get, like, I also, like, take it easy. Like, I don't, social might be promoting a certain look or a certain thing or lips or, or, but. whatever's in fashion lately but like I always make the argument like I personally like natural women yeah I think a lot of guys do yeah from the guys that I know and talk to yeah I think I got a pretty good hold on that but it is hard though I will tell you this I think 2019 and 2020 is all about being the best version of yourself I think so too I don't think it's anymore like I want like her face yeah her ass yeah for this it's it's it's taking what you have and being the best version and I mean that not just by the way you look but by the way you act like and I and I think

that that's what's so amazing about social media is that you you can have all these tools to be that best version the only point i'm making is that i think women women and men should do whatever they want to make themselves feel good yeah but without the pressure of thinking they need to do it for somebody else right like yes like whatever anybody wants to do i'm fine with but know that like there's a lot of men that like just natural yeah and like you probably did your boobs because you wanted boobs totally yeah and that's why i feel so comfortable sharing it because people will say say things on my Instagram like you have fake tits or like you're damn right I literally made a choice to go under and get fake boobs so yeah I do like that you're honest about your procedures and stuff

that you're doing and that people can go because it's up to you it's what you want to do with your body and that's I said that going in 2018 was like a confusing year I feel like for everybody in many different ways and I feel like 2019 is like the year of empowerment like I said that I said that when I'm like I think 2019 is going to be the year of empowerment. It's like you do you. Why is anyone wasting energy on anything I do or you do or heat like I just don't get why you would waste that energy thermometer. Yeah. On making fun of someone for a choice that they made. Right. You know what I mean? Like who cares? Yeah. I will never understand it. I mean, Kylie Jenner looks amazing. She really does. She's amazing. Good for Kylie Jenner. If that empowers are good for

her. What are you what is your take on the Kardashians? I love the Kardashians from a business perspective. Yes. I think that they are the biggest influencers of our time. I've said that multiple times. I think that they've opened up space. Yeah. In social media for women to make money off, you know, having ads or sponsorships or partnerships. I think that they are crusaders. Yeah. So I have massive respect for them. I've read Chris Jenner's autobiography. It's amazing. You guys. Huge autobiography. You will love Chris Jenner's. Okay. She talks about like O.J. and like everything oh she does yeah it's a good one okay um and i just i think that that they like i said are the biggest influencers and i think that it's so cool that they've been able

to to sort of crusade the influencers with all five of them so it's not just one right it's like they're each influencers in their own right yeah and they're all different yeah you know what i mean do you think like when there's like the cheating scandals and everything that comes Do you think that's like the jokes on us? Or do you think those things really happen? Yeah, they're in on the joke. Yeah. I mean, right?

I mean, you were on a television show. What do you think? I know. Well, that's what I'm saying. I look at TV shows now so differently. Like, I think, did these people really cheat? Or are they just getting people to just continue to tune into their show because you know you'll find out what really happened? And then I'm like, are they paying Tristan Thompson, like stupid amounts of money to like, I don't know.

Like, my brain goes everywhere. to control the narrative. Like, so if something does happen, they're the ones of able to, like, decide what that narrative looks like. Yeah. Right? Because when you're in the position, you're like a producer. You say, okay, maybe somebody did cheat,

but now we can control how we want to use that and get that message out. Yeah. Like when they say the devil works hard, but Chris Jenner works harder. Do you follow up any drama? No. Oh, my God. I got to show you. He makes fun of the, like, Kardashians in a nice, lighthearted way.

It is hysterical. Who is this Scotty? CUNY? Yeah. You got to have him on your podcast. Okay, because I always see. him commenting on Kardashian stuff or comment. I always see his name, but I don't know who that is. I'm putting you guys on a DM together. Oh, amazing. He's amazing. Okay. Ssterical. Okay, great.

So what is his thing? So he used to cut hair. I think he still does for all the Kardashians. Yeah, he cuts all their hair. And he's an amazing, he's an amazing artist at hair. And he is also very good friends with all of them. And he's just so cool. Like, he's one of those people that you meet and you just instantly like. Really? Taylor loves Scotty. I love Scotty. I love Scotty. I love Scotty. Scotty, yeah. Yeah, because I heard you on, when we were on your podcast talk about him. And I was like, God, that name always comes up and I want to know who he is. You got to interview him. He's such a good interview. You literally can sit back and, like, put a piece of hay in your tooth and kick you like that. He will say anything.

But a piece of a hate your tooth is great. Scottie gives really good guest. Really? Better than Taylor? I mean, better than tasty beverage. Better than tasty beverage. What do you think about us? What do you think about Scott?

I think Scott is awesome. I concur with everything. Scottie told us that he described the perfect ball sack. Oh, on our podcast. Apparently it's doughy. Doey. Every time now I touch you. Oh, God.

Since he said that, I can't help it. Wait, doughy, like a donut? Like a little, you guys don't know timbits because that's Canadian. But like a, like a, oh, what are the Dunkin' Donut little? Donut holes. Don't talk about like baked dough or cooked dough? I mean, uncooked. I think it's uncooked.

Uncooked dough, okay. Uncooked dough. Do you need that information for yourself? Whenever I've squeezed my balls, I've never thought of dough. Well, I don't think many people would. Maybe you're not described as doughy, my friend. Yeah, maybe you don't have the perfect nuttack. Ooh.

Show it, but you do have good eyelashes. Put it on Instagram and add a Nashville filter. Honestly, nuts sacks are gross if we're just on topic really quick. What? We are not on anything. We were not on the topic of it. I like, he chimes in. And I'm like, what?

But I love it. Yeah, literally all the time. I force him on our show to make sure his mic is hot. And when he doesn't have it on, you heard me yell at when you were on the show, I yelled him. I said, why is your mic not? Yeah. Sometimes I need to ask him things.

Sometimes I need to pop things on the screen. Yeah. And I also need to know that he's just not that. Pop a donut hole on the screen, Taylor. Look, he's probably not prepared. Everyone's going to take a second. Yeah, so he's not prepared. But that's kind of his brand.

Oh, he has his own brand. That's for sure. That's definitely for sure. Well, I feel like everybody needs to go follow him, and he needs to post a picture of his doughy balls. Tails you die. Post your balls. Donut holes. Donut holes.

Let's see. Oh, there's a place called the donut hole. Okay. Go to images. Ooh, yeah. Oh, look at this. Cream filled. That's what that's it.

Oh, no, I can't look at those. Taste deep beverage. But I do see what you mean now. Yeah. Okay. I like having this screen so we could pull anything up that we want to look at when we're doing this. Yeah. Well, why don't we do this with banana rolls?

Yeah. Because he wasn't prepared. Oh. See, Taylor, I told you. Missed opportunity, Taylor. Yikes. Maybe don't follow it. Oh, there it is.

There they are. What do you mean, there they are? Like, you look at, like, what the fuck does that mean? There they are. I like how there's a combination of, like, actual donut roll food. And then that person gripping the fat right there, if you go down, Taylor. Yeah. So I'm trying this laser.

It's called Venus Laser on the banana roll. It's one of those things, like sometimes there's areas of fat that you, with diet and workout just don't melt off or maybe I'm just telling myself that no that's true I'm a very tiny individual and I can't get rid of like my lower little tummy I can't I can't I can't I can work so I don't see any tummy I'll like I'll show you okay so you guys are hard on yourselves so hard I hate it because I will say that I've gotten so much better over the years I am like I will look at myself in the mirror and have like pep talks and I'll like compliment myself and I've gotten so much better but I wonder if women will ever

not be hard on themselves I think it's good to hold yourself to a standard Yeah of course To the point where you're you know Yeah It's hard on yourself that you're getting down on yourself I wish every guy had to be a woman for a week You like

We couldn't handle it No you couldn't we're not acting like we can I'm fully women have it harder than men Yeah in so many ways Sorry Taylor but we do I agree Does Taylor agree I mean yeah

Taylor may be an outlier But there's a spectrum where Some girls are a little bit more relaxed and they aren't as, I would say. Vane. Yeah, vain. Obsess of themselves? No, I don't mean obsessing themselves. But some people take a lot of that.

They do a lot of maintenance. Some people like to go out and they're like, okay, cool, this is me. I'm ready. And then other people, you know, an hour later and they're still not ready. See, and I feel like I can go both ways. Like, I feel like sometimes I just do not give a shit. And then sometimes I like to give a lot of shits. It's zero to fucking 60 for me.

I'm either looking like sloth from the goonies. is like homeless or I'm all dolled up. Yeah. I can't do in between. I don't do in between. I feel like I am in between. No, you're looking beautiful. Well, thank you.

I tried really hard for you today because I knew I had to be beside you in photos. I'll face tune her eyes. Whiten and brighten. Okay, we're going to play a quick little game before we get to a couple questions. Okay. But I want you guys to try and answer at the exact same time. So we'll do like a three, two, one, and then you have to answer. and see if you can get them right, okay?

Okay. Okay, where was your first kiss? Three, two, one. Movies theater. Okay, nice. Star Wars. Really? I was wearing D.C. shoes.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. D.C. shoes. I used to wear air walks. Oh, yeah. Love an airwalk. Yeah. Okay.

Where was your first date? Three, two, one. The Highlands. Yeah, Highlands, movies. It was the same place. Oh, okay. I moved quick, right? I went right in.

Right. You did. I'm slutty. I feel like I already know this. We had a mother that was... She doesn't need your whole life story. We're playing a game. We had a mom.

She was a busy body. Yeah. And she was a mother of one of the other kids in the school. Yeah. And she would sit in the back of the movie theater and spy on us and report to our parents what we were doing. True story. That's kind of weird, right? A little bit.

We're playing a game. Look. I feel like that's something my mom would do, though. Who initiated the relationship? Three, two. Oh. Oh, really? Yeah.

Well, you didn't answer. too quick. You didn't think you had a chance. I thought I had zero chance. Listen, I was four, too. She was like fully developed. I thought she was the substitute. He was so cute. Right. So cute. I had zero confidence, zero game. But obviously you did. You just didn't even know it. When we got back together, it was

all him. I was like, really? Yeah, that's true. How did he persuade you? He was very persuasive. Very, I mean, there was multiple things. It only took about 10 years. The real, the real thing, though, was that you convinced my chihuahua who hates everyone to like you.

And I was like, huh. Yeah, that's the way. I got in with the dog. Take notes, Taylor. That's actually so true. Get in with the dog. You got in with her pompum ball. Still, it's my favorite dog.

See, that's, Jason kind of had me when he said his favorite dog was a golden retriever. I was like, that's. Oh, Jason. Good move. That is. I don't know if he said that because he knew I was obsessed. Yeah.

But either way, it was a good move. I did his research. Do the dog. Always go for the dog. Always go for the dog. What is Michael's favorite type of food? Three, two, one. Nothing.

Do you say vagina? I said a Italian. I seriously thought you said vagina. I was like, that's funny. I'm out there. I don't know about that. That would have been a bold answer. Your favorite food?

Nothing. You have no attachment to food. I've never seen anything like it does not care about food. Do you just eat it for fuel? Would you just take pills if you could? Yes. Well, no. God, I love food.

Doesn't care. Lauren paints a bad picture. I'll be eating in bed with. like a feast and like on my pink tray and he's like literally just doesn't doesn't pick at my food, nothing. I really really appreciate food but I'm one of those people like if I go to a great restaurant I'm like

great but I never eat till I'm full and I don't like think about food a lot I just you know. You can't even think of your favorite food right now if I was like what is your favorite? Well I would say like Italian. It depends. But you that's like so broad. I would be like chips and salsa spicy salsa, guacamole I'd like a skinny margarita with a half from a salt like you don't have any specifics.

Mine's sushi. Oh, sushi. I love sushi. Sugarfish. Oh, the best. The best. Michael doesn't like sugarfish anymore. No, no, I do. But Lauren does this thing where she, if she finds something she likes, she'll go over. Oh, murders. I think we talked about it.

We did. We did. I'm the same way. Like with music, restaurants, a drink. I'm the same way. I'm the same way. What is Lauren's favorite type of food? Three, two, one.

You just said it. I was going to say Mexican too. I would have got that. Yeah, okay. And you won't even go to that hole in the wall, Mexican restaurant with me that's by our house, which is so rude. Well, you don't like Mexican? I do like Mexican. I don't know which hole in the wall you're talking about.

What color is Lauren's toothbrush? Three, two, one. Pink. Oh, okay. That's weird. I know you guys are going to know this. Or maybe you don't. When is your anniversary?

Three, two, one. November 12th. I have no idea. Really? I actually didn't know that. Do you guys celebrate anniversaries or no? Well, that's our wedding anniversary, right? Okay.

Yeah, I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm not one of those girls. It's like hearts around the anniversary. She didn't have to pay her the fucking wedding. What about Valentine's? Day. Do you guys celebrate that? Yeah. Any chance that I can manipulate it

into me getting spoiled, we celebrate. So, President's Day. Why wouldn't you do that for anniversary? We do celebrate our anniversary. I just didn't know the exact date. Sorry. Well, I'm going to use that to my advantage in the future. Yeah, as you should. No, no, I'm marking my fucking calendar. But you don't want to go out to dinner on Valentine's Day with everybody the big mistake. I know. Okay. I was talking about this on, I went on some serious radio show and we were talking about that because it was Valentine's Day. And somebody made a great

point because it's the set menu it's all stupid and everyone's like sitting there awkwardly but it's fun to people watch it is fun to people watch so it's actually now i'm going to go out for valentine's dinner and watch other couples which i did this year jason and i were in boston and i sat and watched other couples and it was actually the cutest thing i've ever witnessed like okay i got to do that it's you just yeah you just got to go in with a different attitude boston's fun i love boston yeah boston is fun i'm going there for one of my live podcasts so what's your favorite place to go in boston it's kind of a diet You have a place, but it's a place called, like, Sonsi, Sonsi. And then there's a few, there's a few bars over there that are cool.

They're, like, in the old area that Whitey Bollger used to control. I can remember the exact area, but... The pizza is fucking great. I got a buddy over there named Moose Knuckle, and I'll... Moose Knuckle. So we have the bare naked cucumber and then moose knuckle. That's like Taylor, but Moose Knuckle. Why is his name Moose Knuckle?

I mean, I can guess, but... He has the biggest moose knuckle I have ever seen, and the problem is, is he wears pastel pants, which when you wear light pastel pants, it is... enlarges the situation. Of course it does. Yeah. Outlines it. Ooh, baby blue.

I feel like he does that on purpose. Oh, yeah, yeah. He probably does. He's a fun guy though. Yeah? Yep. Okay. Show you around.

Okay. Okay, good to know. I went the last time I was in Boston, which is recently, I went to, uh, what is that nightclub? It's like the grand, I think, the Boston Grand. I know what you're talking about. And I'm underground. We went, we went there with us. Yes, it is underground.

Yeah. And I went in and the bottle service girls were coming out in like a little, um, Barbie Jeep like they sat in this little and the guys lifted them up and they travel through the crowds in this little like car and well so I saw it and I said let me just show you I think it's in the same neighborhood that I'm talking about really yeah you used to not be able to go in that neighborhood at all did you drive around in the jeep because it was whydy Bulger controlled it and he was running and so I saw this this the girls going around in in the little car and I looked at the owner of the club and I said you get me in that car I need to deliver a bottle to my table in that car

and so so he did yeah so my caption was they see me roll in they hay in and then the next picture the guy's clearly hating yeah like he was looking at me like I was disgusting like get this girl out of here I would have liked it to be pink yeah and then it would have been good I'm not sure why they don't do pink we need to do pink glitter we'll create our own club with our own car yeah what would our club be called a tasty beverage yes uh okay this is the last last question what is michael's star sign three two aries what's a star sign is that a star sign don't you live in l a zadiac oh zodiac sign oh sorry yeah star sign i might need that oh what does that mean what is an what is that personality type i don't know you don't you're not into that no i don't know i don't know any except my own

The ram, like that's a ram. Yeah. I really probably should know what you're... What are you? I'm a Gemini. Oh, me too. You are? I can tell you're a Gemini.

I can tell you're a Gemini too. Gemini's recognize Gemini. Yeah, they really do. Yeah, because you guys can change on a flip-up a switch. Watch it. Totally. I think Jason's figuring that out the hard way. What's his sign?

I don't know. I love that. He's all right. He's like, put that. Tell Jason, we need to know his sign. Like, that's something... Wait, he's... Okay, his birthday.

is October 20th. Libra, I think. I think. October Libra. What would that mean, though? What is Libra? You don't know, though. It doesn't matter. Taylor, what are you? I'm a Leo. Of course you are. The lion.

Okay, I'm going to end this podcast. Pit. Tasting beverage, you've really done yourself. Thank you, tasty beverage. Now you guys get to plug yourselves, because I just did on your podcast. So tell me everything that you want everyone to know. Well, go listen Caitlin on our podcast because it's a good

episode. That was really fun. Yeah, it was really fun and I'm hungover and I'm hungover. I am at the skinny confidential on Instagram and the skinny confidential.com. I think just the best place to find this is the podcast. Yeah. Skinny confidential, him and her podcast. My social's not the best. It's just Michael Bostic. Yeah. He takes

pictures of me with my mouth hanging open. I saw that. Not in the street. Okay, but you know what's not fair is how good you look sleeping with your mouth open on a plane? A lot of people said that. They were good. It was stupid. I was like, how does she look that perfect with mouth wide open sleeping like that. Like I would have a full double chin.

I'd be like, yeah, you should be blessed that I sleep like that. And I don't have a double chin. We had to go to South by Southwest and we were, and it was just like, there's no flights. I do have a double chin. She was on one side sleeping like that. And there was a really tall, lanky guy on the other side sleeping the exact same way. But his face was facing me. So I was stuck between both them that they're like mouth breathers.

Oh, the worst. And I was in the middle seat and I had no, I couldn't, you're stuck. There's nothing to do. Like, what am I going to do? Like, tap this guy. Good thing you got an outfit pick of me. Not. I was looking so cute in my sequin blazer and you get a picture of me with my mouth hanging

up. Oh, shoot. He's not an Instagram husband boyfriend. I don't do the phone. You know, I had a buddy early on with him. He was like talking about marriage. He's like, set the bar low. Yes.

Because if I would have come in with like great pictures and all that's like I would, there would be no escape. I'm with somebody that does that for a living. Does Jason take your pictures? He takes like cute pictures of us. Okay. But he doesn't like. Actually, yeah, he does. He'll take, I'll be like, he's really sweet. Like, anytime I go visit him, he'll, like, have a card and flowers. Like, so I'll shove and he'll, like, have a card. Well, keep in mind, like, this is like month two. Soke it up. Manipulate every second of it. I do.

The bar low. Yes. He is not setting the bar low at all. He's setting it very high. Listen, this is a marathon. It's not a sprint. So you got to be able to, you got to carry this thing through. I honestly would like a card or flower. every once in a while just for nothing. Yeah. What is your gesture that you do? Yeah, what's your gesture? My love language? Yeah.

Oh, I love talking about this. What is my love language, learn? Your love language, like, from me, is gifts. Oh, you like getting gifts. No, I don't like... No, he likes little thoughtful gifts. I like to give gifts. Okay.

I like to write notes. You show love with gift. I like write notes. Okay. Love notes. That's like a card. Sometimes I'll leave a love note for... I'd love like a Hallmark card, maybe a papyrus.

if I'm being honest. No, I get very, very uncomfortable if people give me gifts. I don't know what to do. I don't know how to receive them. I feel like, then I got to go get another gift. It's just, I'm not good at receiving. My love language is touch. What's yours?

Oh, mine's definitely words of affirmation. Okay. Yeah. I'd like, you know, I'd like a medley. Yeah, I'm touch. I'm not, I know, I'm trying to think. I'm like, I actually am like everything. Maybe not, gifts would probably be my last one.

But I'm quality time mixed with words of affirmation. and my third one would be touch. I'm not like the touchiest person. Tasty beverage, what's yours? Honestly, I don't know. I think humor. I just, that's not a love language. That's not.

Well, maybe touch. I can get touchy. You just, not what that means. Let me give you your five options. There's touch. Okay, physical touch, words of affirmation, quality time, acts of service, and. That's mine, acts of service. Put, Google five love languages, Taylor.

I really don't have any of those. That's it. yeah but you like to show love through humor yeah i i'm surprised we're going to say that it's words of affirmation yeah yeah but i really that's not my thing either i'm not like i don't like to get super wordy with hey the stars are bright you don't like to get wordy well that's we're reading from different books but you don't have to be a poet to be a words of affirmation guy do you like being told nice things do i mean do i like when people tell me nice things or do i like it when i tell people nicely well you just complimented your eyelashes and your eyes in the beginning of the

podcast i want i want i want the self-love level that tasty beverage has we like it i think i could do a little bit maybe a little bit of everything not to the to to to an extreme point but then it gets a little awkward if you're too word if you're if you're too wordy about how you love someone too grabby too touchy too whatever it's too much okay follow at tales you die if you want more of tasty beverage do you do insta stories you know i should and i i i actually on mine all the time yeah i'm on So I don't post a whole lot, but I wish I would. I talk about how he hasn't washed his hair in two weeks. Oh, he loves it.

How often do you wash your hair? Every two weeks. I don't watch my hair. Yeah, same. Never. Never. Yeah. I just like to make fun of him.

I'm deflecting on him. I get it. I do that too. I eat it up. It's okay. I think he likes it. Oh, he loves it. Yeah.

That's his loveling. Sheaving those donut holes in my mouth. Oh. All right. Thanks for listening to Off the Vine, Grape Therapy. Tune in to hear new minisodes every Thursday and check out new full-length episodes every Tuesday, exclusively on podcast.1.com, the Podcast One app, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts. Who's not with OTV?