Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Spencer Pratt

Episode Date: August 16, 2018

This week Kaitlyn takes time to address the rumors about her and Shawn breaking up. Then fellow Podcast One alum Spencer Pratt joins in to share his experience with paparazzi and tabloid journalism, and even backseat parents on the internet. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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CDs it was always like welcome to americana welcome to americana please make your selection followed by the pound sign now oh yeah okay i'll stop 90s child anyways welcome to grape therapy your session is now starting i was going to drink tequila based on my guest I'm having on today but so many wineries in my homeland hooked me up so I was never empty so I was never empty for my podcast very Canadian of them so thank you Quailsgate winery in Colonna British Columbia for the chardonnay I'm about to consume and by about to I mean I have been for the last hour maybe longer actually I cooked dinner for my mom and Robb tonight little chicken chalmane a healthy chicken chowmaine I should write a cookbook.

Who am I, Chrissy Teagan? No, but I try. Anyways, I'm going to address the rumors here, okay? Silly tabloids thinking I would comment to them when I have a platform like my podcast to speak for myself. It's so funny. I had about four media outlets in my mailbox asking for comments on them speculating a breakup between the boothstows. I'll also be calling a man who is very passionate about tabloids and has a really fun, positive way of looking at magazines who gossip. Spencer Pratt, a.k.a. Pratt daddy will join me soon. Also, side note, my mom always calls him Chris Pratt.

And she was like, do you want me to be on the podcast? Like, I can talk to Chris Pratt and ask him about his kid. I'm like, Mom, it's Spencer. Anyways, about rumors. Okay. To be honest, I really didn't think. I would have to do this, but also I shouldn't be surprised. I was on a reality show that showed me getting engaged to somebody. People become invested in us in our love story. I haven't been wearing my engagement ring and without even noticing myself, but people have pointed out, apparently I haven't been liking his photos on Instagram. So tabloids and people, I mean, I guess they have to speculate. It makes sense. First of all, I hate that we have to base people's happiness off Instagram likes. When I started seeing that, I was like, oh, come on 2018. Like, why are we basing people's

happiness and relationships on Instagram likes? I haven't been liking my sisters or my best friend's photos either, because to be honest, I've kind of been doing like a little social media cleanse for myself. And I've been avoiding scrolling social media altogether. But I mean, no one's going to notice if I don't like my sister's post. No one's going to notice if I don't like my best friends post, but naturally because they, I mean, most of people, most of you guys follow me to see my relationship with Sean. So I understand. But I just hate that if I don't post or talk about Sean or like photos, people have to start gossiping. Again, I want to be very understanding and open to this whole situation because it's obviously a tough world for me to navigate being

in the public eye. It's not like I've been doing this my whole life. It just feels hard that I feel like I constantly have to explain myself and let strangers in while I'm completely letting strangers in because I love sharing parts of my life with you guys. So it gets really tricky because it's a blessing and a curse, if you will, more of a blessing. I don't want to seem like negative Nancy over here because I have chosen this path. I just had no idea that it would be what it is. No one can really prepare you when you go on a show like The Bachelor. And to be honest, when I went on, I was like, ah, you know, I might go home night one. Maybe nobody will remember who I am in a few months.

Like, best case scenario, I find love, but I know how reality TV works. You know, it's your 15 minutes of fame. People stop caring. So I have to also be grateful that people do still care about us in our relationship and what's going on. So as I cannot respond to every question on Twitter and Instagram of why I'm not wearing my ring. Are you still with Sean? Because if I really took the time and responded to. all of the people, I'd be living my life on social media instead of working on myself.

Like sometimes I don't even know people are asking this many questions until my friends and family messaged me and they're like, what's going on? Why is everybody saying this? But let me just say, I really have been trying not to scroll social media and just sit there and like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, all these photos because I'm working on myself all the time. And working on myself is my most valuable investment. With that being said, I did some research on tabloids. You guys were like, can you just get to the point? But no, this is a podcast.

Okay, you got to listen. Did you know that Jennifer Aniston has been on 27 different magazine covers with circles around her tummy stating she's pregnant? That's 27 covers, not including ones where she's like on the sides of the covers, where she's not on the cover, but she's inside the magazine. Or on the covers, like she's been on many more covers, just, you know, not saying she's pregnant. it's never like happy beautiful it's like she's alone she can't keep a guy she's pregnant

and alone all that other bullshit anyways i just want to say something and this comes with like i'm having empathy but i also can't understand because i'm not on jennifer hasston's level let's be real can you imagine being a woman in your 40s having like paparazzi I mean, a woman of any age, shape, size, anything, having Pavarazzi try and get you at every angle imaginable just to get one image where you didn't look flat as a board, your stomach didn't look flat, you didn't look, you know, and then putting a huge red circle around it saying, she must be pregnant. Like, right now, I just ate a shi-load of Chowmame. If someone took a picture, I'd look at least four months. But like, women's bodies are all built differently.

And luckily, like I said, I'm not on Jennifer Aniston's level because I think I would self-destruct and I consider myself to have thick skin. But it's just there's so much pressure on women in the world. And then now all of a sudden we live in this like, like a fame obsessed world where people follow and like and want what other people have. And it's just there's so much pressure on, I mean, I don't even want to take it away from men too because I think there's just pressure on people in general, whether you have a platform or not to look good, feel good, be your best self, always be on, be on your A game.

And it's just when you're under scrutiny and pictures are being taken and rumors are being started. Like I just can't imagine being on that level. So here it is. Okay. Here's the truth. I'm in Canada because every single year I have made a promise to myself and my family that I will come up every August and enjoy downtime with the people that I love in a country that I love. Family is so important to me. Relationships in general are very important to me. I put relationships first. I think a lot of times people can be motivated by careers or other. I'm motivated by relationships. I value close friends. I value family and I value the people close to me. Sean did not come up with me because the guy just bought a gym. He bought a business. He has started

something huge. He is the most dedicated person I've ever met. He is so dedicated to make this booth camp run smoothly, be successful, and have people leave that gym feeling better than when they came in. And that means if you start a business, if you start anything, he's going to have to be there for months, maybe even a year of just like really committing himself to that. And he's going to have to be there all the time. He has fitness events that he needs to be at while running a gym. He has to travel. And when he did have time to come here to Canada, I'm actually going to do a I need to travel for. We are both so busy. And unfortunately, that means that we are spending all of this time apart. Now, if you've ever been a person who is running a successful brand or

business and with someone who is doing the same, but in a different career path, you know that times can be tough. You're both always away. You're exhausted at the end of the day. Sometimes the relationship isn't being put first but does that mean oh you call it quits no you love the shit out of each other and you work through it and you work on yourselves to be better and you know that times aren't always going to be smooth sailing you know that times aren't always going to be tough you just have to kind of get through those hurdles and enjoy the good times but i mean do you really want to be there for anyone's hard times on social media like do you follow myself and sean to see our hard times. No, absolutely not. You want to see us happy. So it's, it's like, we don't want to

overshare. But Sean and I are 110% committed to each other. And yes, we are still together. Did that just, how long did that just take me to? Oh, 10 minutes. That took me 10 minutes to get there. Yes, we're still together. Hey guys, but I've got some questions for you to think about. Why can a car park itself these days, but we have to drive across town to take a test drive if we want to try a new car why can we get approved for a mortgage in lightning speed but buying a new car takes an entire day how can an at-home test service tell my entire ancestry for the past millennium but i can't see the price of a new car until i purchase it well these are all excellent questions and the people at hunday have wondered the exact same things that's why they're making it all possible with the new shopper assurance program the program is based

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That's HyundaiUSA.com slash shopper assurance. If you have ever heard of a relationship that doesn't go through hurdles, please let me know. Send me an email because I'd love to have these people on my podcast and say, congratulations, you, alien. It doesn't happen. It doesn't happen. Just because relationships go through a tough time when people are like,

so busy. It's just, it's life. And I hope anybody out there who is younger and listening and has tough times in their relationship, like, I think a big part of our world and our time that we're living in is that relationships give up very easily. And I don't want to be that person. And I know Sean doesn't want to be that person to give up. Um, so we are committed. And we are together. And as for the ring, I think a lot of people are noticing, I mean, if you are a listener of Off the Vine. Thank you. A long ago. Yeah, here's the truth. I don't feel like we are an engaged couple some of the time because engaged people plan a wedding. When you ask, once the date, we say, oh, we think this date and you look at this and this. And Sean told me

the second we got into the limo after his proposal that he's like, that is not the way I ever planned to get down on one knee. He didn't want to do it five minutes after I broke up with another guy who would just propose to me pretty understandable stuff so we always decided to take off the ring at some point or just like get engaged again so that i won't see it coming um will that be anytime soon probably not probably not i don't ever want sean to feel pressure i don't ever want to feel pressure so please please don't tell him to hurry up and repurpose again because i mean that's what i'm here for let me let me nag him. No, I'm just kidding. I just know that when we do get re-engaged, is that a thing? Did I just make that word up? Because I'm pretty sure we're the only people in the world to get

re-engaged. But that's what, that's when we will have answers. And that's when we will be able to give you guys a wedding date. And everyone has different paths in life. And just because you see other couples doing something when they get engaged or when they get together. And it's this like structure of you do this and then you do this. And then you do this. And then you have kids. And then you have another kid. And then you do this. It doesn't mean that. that's right for us and I know whoever is out there and who is invested in us and our happiness knows that like I'm excited to write our own story I love sharing things with you guys but I also appreciate you guys understanding our journey may be different and we're both

committing to making this work no matter what you read no matter what you hear no matter what you base happiness on with social media just know that we are two very dedicated committed people who will be honest with you. I'm doing this podcast because I want to be honest. Are things, oh, it's so great. Things are hard. But I want to tell you that we are together and we are committed. And if there is ever something that happens that I feel like, well, the world's going

to find out anyways, you will hear it here first, okay? You're not going to read it on somebody's blog or a gossip magazine or media outlets, which I just have to reiterate that like I totally understand that that's their jobs and maybe I should appreciate more of just like the fact that it's three years after the show and I'm still able to like have people be invested. Just know that if something happens, I love sharing certain things with you guys. And if I feel that people need to know, I will 110% share it either on my podcast or with Sean or anything. We will, we will share news that we feel like people need to know. Okay. I feel better. I can't believe I haven't had a sip of this shardinet this whole time. Stand by. Enough of the serious talk. Like, what am I?

Oprah? Anyway, seriously, enough of this serious, hard to hard stuff. I'm glad I can do that with you guys. I'm sure I'm having people listen right now that are not podcast listeners. So I hope I just, I hope I cleared things up for people that you can understand and just like, I mean, we're just such real people. You know, I don't think Jennifer Aniston has to go on a podcast and, you know, 27 times that she's on the cover explain herself. But I just feel like I have, um, obviously a different fan base, if you will. But I feel like my off the vine listeners are more of a family. I feel like people that are bachelor, um, fans. I feel like are very loyal.

I feel like I understand that I owe people some sort of explanation because you guys care. But sometimes it does scare me. let me just say this when people say If Sean and Caitlin break up Love is dead I will not blah blah I'm like please don't put that pressure on us guys Come on now

If your hearts are going to break Think about ours You know what I'm playing? I'm sourcing Okay we need to get Pratt daddy Spencer Pratt on the phone I've got a game I need to play with him That has to do tabloids

Because come on it's Spencer And talk about his positive spin on tabloids how him and Heidi have dealt with being on covers of every magazine with rumors constantly swirling. Let's call them up, shall we? I was like, I need to call Spencer because, one, you're hilarious. Two, you have a great outlook on tabloids. And three, you do the best dramatic readings of gossip magazines on your Snapchat. So I'm like, I remember that one time I said to you, I was like, oh, man, us weekly, like, did me dirty.

They were supposed to, like, interview me about my scrunchies and this Rose fest I was at. And they just kept asking me about Sean's app. And I'm like, which is great. But like, ask me nothing. And you're like, no. And then I was like, but it, I mean, they ended up just putting me in a bathing suit in the magazine and talk about my summer body. And then you're like, yeah, you're like, you're like, yeah, you're like, just be happy about that. And I'm like, wow, you know what?

Thank you. You're right. You're right. I definitely use nice emojis. I mean, that shot me a little. That was a little blown right there. I think I said, yeah, I think I was like, you're in there with the current pop, like, oh, yeah, you're right, you're right.

Right now. Yes. That's what I said, like, number one, like, as in right now. And you're like, number three on the photo to the right of her, like, that's true. That was my point. Like, you're popping. It doesn't matter what, nobody even reads the captions. Only I read the captions or the people that are in the photo.

That's so true. You know, it's like, oh, like a bikini neck. That's so true. I never read the, I never read it. Yeah, and I said your views on your story, all due respect. I love tabloid magazines, but the circulation numbers are not on the level of these social media stories. I feel my favorite thing in the world to be in a magazine, but, you know, social media is crazy. What do you think, like, why do you love tabloid magazine so much because you kind of get them, like you, you kind of understand and you can kind of laugh with it? Well, it must be something to do with, like, you know, Holy Spirit kids.

When I was in summer school in, like, when I was max 16, I told everyone, I'll be on cover us weekly, just so you guys know that. So I don't know if it was, like, psychic or five. So to me, I think my mom always got them. So, you know, my mom would always, my mom loved them to this day. She told me about who's on the cover of National Enquirer, you know, those headlines, that's real. Yeah. That's real. I think I just grew up with a mom that enjoyed it.

There was just so much of that energy, like, being put into the universe that eventually just happened for you guys. Yeah. And now it's just so sad because, you know, I wish everyone still bought them because that's my favorite thing. It's called the Poparazzi again. I feel like I'd be so nervous if Popatzi was still following me just because I'd be like, they're going to get my bad angles.

No, you just, it's amazing. If you're already setting up the photos, they're not about. to try to find bad angles. That's true. So you're better off. What happened? I tried to set you up with the Pop Rock Tea inquire. So, like, they should have gone everywhere.

You guys got a really set up game. Yeah, like I try to tell you. I don't think you realize, like, how big, like, a photo shoot. And it could have double the boot next time you're in choir. Booth camp out. You know, it'll look like you're just doing a little promo shoot, but the Paps will get it. Yeah, see, we need to hire you as our manager because I feel like we just don't get this world. I feel like you do.

I feel like your story, you know, you've got to figure out. Sean, I keep telling him, he has it. He just, I think he's so self-aware to the point where he's like, I don't want to, you know, he knows how story comes off to like his, you know, his frequency. It's like, yeah, there are a lot of people, you know, it is entertainment and fun. like people that like get you know yeah we film ourselves all day long it's a little while but you know my mom uses these stories and yeah it's just a new I tried to explain to Sean it's just not his style I'm like Sean feel yourself all day long you're a big star I know because it can be like

your own like little live footage of like your own TV show pretty much with just more views than TV shows get like I get what you're saying but yeah it's so not him though yeah it's one that's And that's, you can't, like, take, you know, switch it over. I get how it's hard. But he just come along, you know. Yeah. Every time he shares, it's like Super Bowl. I'm like, oh, he's the original Jake, he's the original Jake Tuttler.

Jake Tuller is stealing zombies side. Oh, my God. I love. Have you seen any of very tablari? Yes, it's, yes, so good. All right. Ready for mine. I'm going to DM everyone and they can ignore.

me but if they're smart we'll just figure out how table in Bristol fits into the Nashville click. Oh, I just got a ding sign. Season two, you join very Cavalieri. It's just like you're you could be like the brand ambassador that

goes out and the wineries and, you know, test the wine. I mean, they just need to put you on that show. Do you know that I've run into her twice at the airport, like once physically like, oh, sorry, I'm like, oh, are you in line? And she was like, oh, no, sorry. And then we like both I think knew who each other.

Well, I knew who she was obviously, but I was like, I think she knows who I am because like a few of her girls, um, we follow each other on social media. So I'm like, I think. And then it happened again. And I'm like, why can't we just act like we're friends? Damn it. Oh, man. That's wild that I guess.

I didn't know either of you. I would be intimidated. Like you definitely force in the nature that, you know, like two Marvel characters growing up in there for like. Oh, my God. Spencer, you would actually die. I had to walk by her one time. on an airplane and I'm like I was so humiliated because I was in Delta

comfort and not first and she was in first and I had to walk by her and be like I'll just be in Delta comfort yeah it's like even when I'm so broke I'll like be like I'm selling some crystal oh I know once people fly first they'll understand it's you can't go back after that because you're just like so spoiled and it's just the greatest thing of all time, but I totally get it. Hey guys, quick break. For over a century, Wells Fargo has been working hard to invest in their local communities. It was and is the company's firm belief that when our community succeed, we all succeed.

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and who knows you may even wind up being their next guest so check out the first degree every Wednesday only on podcast one now back to off the vine grape therapy I also thought we could play a game are you are you down for a game yeah you are on a whole I always talk about you in our podcast. The goals are you get to the level where I have a laptop and my games and my notes and my research. You are really on a whole other level. You should see me right now.

No, you should see me. I'll paint a picture for you. I'm in my parents' basement, laying on a floor with a huge glass of wine and a microphone and my laptop and my notes. and I'm like, like, like 76% drunk. Oh, my gosh. Well, let me paint you a picture. I thought we were doing tequila instead of red wine.

I did. I would have much better have red wine. You said, hey, you went to tequila to a red wine now. I'm throwing everything off, though. I'm drinking white wine. Like, what, who am I? I love white wine. I think it's because it's new for me.

I was always just red, red, red. But then I realized that white wine doesn't make my... face like all flushed and just like okay okay okay okay okay okay here's my game what's this game okay it's called okay I can't I always try and take credit for funny things that Bree tells me to do one of my best friends but I'm giving her credit we're playing a game called Bree news or fake news so Bree has made up some tabloid covers and um wait does it make sense the Bree news is fake news Wow, I'm drunk. Okay, let's call it

Real News Made up by Bree or fake news. Wow, great game, Caitlin. Great game. Okay, you get the idea, though, right? I'm going to tell you the headline and you're going to tell me if it's real or fake. I'm very behind on my celebrity gossip, unfortunately,

but I'll try, I'll do my best. It's okay. I hope you get things wrong. That makes the game better. Oh, okay. Okay, ready? Is this a real headline or a, Brie headline.

Fat Kim Kardashian's pregnancy is fake. I don't think anyone's claiming Kim looks pregnant right now. She was making a point that we know she's not. So I'm going to go to renew. Well, okay, wait. I forgot to tell you that some of these aren't relevant. Oh, my gosh. I've got to be caring.

I'm up to date here. Oh, my God. I'm like, I can tell you about yesterday. I know. Okay, sir, these are like tabloids from any time. Oh, so real news. Yeah, okay, yeah, you nailed that. Okay, ready? It's Royal Fight.

Prince Harry and Megan argue over $100 million castle renaos. Over a what? A hundred million dollar castle renovations. Dang, I hope it's true. She deserves at least that, you know, like, I think for her deleting her IG with $1.7 million or whatever. Is that what she had? You got to give me a hundred million. Yes.

And I made her delete that. A hundred million dollar is released on, like, times too for my IG. So it sounds like Bree is trying to be funny, but I mean it's real new. Oh, yes. It was Bree trying to be funny. Okay, I got it. But it's good. But wait, would you rather go into royalty or have your, like, or have over a million followers on Instagram?

Oh, I mean. and she should have got both. I don't understand why you would marry an American actress and not let her have all social media platforms. She should be dropping content in her princess outfits around the palace, you know, promoting the British amazing culture, whatever, having key in trumpets. You know how many, she would have more followers in Ariana Grande so fast. And then the power to use that as their, like, platform.

on the like Push Palace agenda Yeah, royal people are so old school like that Like, you're not allowed I would definitely

definitely delete all social media to be Prince Pratt Oh, yeah Oh, that's got a nice ring to it though Or Dutch

Dutch proud Is it a Dutch Is there such thing As a Dutch Not a Dutchist But Heidi can be Dutchess prat Oh yeah

She would be good But she should definitely get She definitely should get 100 million She's the greatest thing that would happen so I agree with you um okay here's the next one ready

I love sorry I love how Canadians playing her like she's Canadian like no she's not she's like me like I could have been Megan Markle I just don't even get tell Sean B I can't play there's I could never be royalty they have way too many rules for me I just Megan Markle could figure out things that you can probably get it handled Oh, sorry. I'm eating on a podcast. Oh, Spancer. What are you new? Are you new?

Yes, I'm sorry. Don't you have your own podcast? Yeah, we do at like 11. I've never been up this late drinking in the podcast. It feels like I'm on like some night show. Well, you are. This is a night show. But, I mean, while we're at it, we can just tell people to.

Are we doing the grape therapy? This is, yeah, this is late night grape therapy. therapy for yeah this is like the rated our version so you're allowed to well no you can't eat because I have misophonia but you can drink and you can you can just swear or do whatever you got to do but um wait what's my name oh listen to this one this Gordon Ramsey's sex dwarf eaten by a badger fake news come on come on breathe Spencer that was real wow yeah well where are these Headlines talking from. Are you guys on the dark web over here?

I mean, I didn't do, like, serious research. I just Googled, like, ridiculous headlines, and that one came up. So it could be fake. I'm just trying to play a game here, okay? Just let me play my game. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yes.

Next, next one. Ready? Mickey Mouse hating Angelina, Furious that Brad takes the children to Disneyland. My God, what a world we live in. Breed should be fake news And it's like Ah my help Breed news

Please tell me they're not fighting at Disneyland Oh hey That's That's Bree News I've got two more for you Let's see what's another Okay Engaged Bachelor in Paradise

Contestants Confession I dropped and lost The Neil Lane ring in the ocean I actually found somebody's Diamond engagement while snorkeling in Hawaii on their day. What? And they got a, and they bought a champagne and everything.

I was just snowing and I saw some little bling. So, I mean, that is real news. That happens. I actually saved someone's marriage, they said, because I guess it was a second time that I'm missing in like a week of marriage. And she said, like, one more time and it's over or whatever. No. I have the photos.

I'll find the photos. Oh, please do. Oh, my gosh. Sorry, Bree. That's so, that was actually Brie News, but, like, the fact that you just have a story to back up, like, that's just, you can't have two of those stories. That's a path. I just got photo evidence, so I can't call that the Brie News. That's real life. That's real life. That's crazy. And tell me about your show that you're doing for YouTube. Spencer Pratt will heal you. There's one more question I thought. Oh. Oh, you want more? Okay. I thought we were over it.

We're playing with games all the end. Oh, okay. Then I got two more for you, ready? Oh. Okay, here's one. Again, keep in mind that these are from like any time. No, that just gave it away. Okay, whatever.

Bill. God, you'd be easy to copy next to. Bill. I'm going to say this is real. Yeah, it is. It is. Bill caught with two hookers. Not one, but two hookers.

Bill. you dirty dog um okay are you ready for that allegedly alleged yeah exactly all allegedly um okay here's the last one are you ready for it i literally am excited i know you are um mori how do you say mori mori i don't know either works for me okay um mori shocker questions about the talk show host grown children arise amid allegations that he is not the father that sounds like real boring news that's brie news wow

this game is good because I got me I know which one sorry did this just like but which

character in your amazing show on your story is Brie just give me a couple is she the one you did a live

podcast with yeah I did yes I did a live podcast with her she's she's been my best friend since I was little

and she also people have always told her that she looks like Heidi. So she's the entertaining one. Yes, she's very entertaining. Great game, Bree. Great game. She's also the voice of my podcast. She says, like, now here's Caitlin for Off the Vine.

That's her. Wow. What a ringer. I know. So I don't understand, and we've talked about it, and I don't know if she'll make the podcast, maybe it gets edited out, but how you're not on TV,

right now like that fascinates me like but I feel like you just don't like like take meetings like you're testing wines and like amazing beautiful places but I feel like if you're out here taking meetings you have a show so fast I don't get that one yeah you know what I don't take meetings I just love um being like somewhat relevant but kind of not at the same time and I just like having a podcast and not like like like I just like I really like normal somewhat normal like somewhat of a normal life. I was so crazy. I want to show opposite of that. I want the craziest life ever. Yeah, but you've had the craziest life. I actually wanted to ask you.

No, I went. I want crazier. Well, I mean, I feel like you're on your way back to crazy. Well, I, you know, I retired in 2010 when I was, you know, And then when you have Miracle Baby, you're like, oh, Miracle Baby needs to go to kindergarten at crossroads. It's like $40,000. It's time to get crazy payments to rich and just get paid for Miracle Baby's higher school. I hear you. It was a new level of like, oh, people with DJ Callis because he filmed himself all any long.

I can't build myself twice a day. I do agree that you deserve it. Like, I do totally think that you. of all people deserve to be super successful from being famous because I think you can handle it because you enjoy it and because you have the personality for it and because you have such a freaking like Heidi is like the most understanding loving greatest human of all time so it's like you guys just like you everybody knows it's already going to work no matter what it's not like you'd be putting your relationship in jeopardy like you guys just have such a good thing

and you deserve it you really do I swear can you have whoever edits your podcast give you that clip. I want to have to listen to that at least once fully. Make it your alarm. Oh, Heidi will cry when she hears that. But I'm not lying. I'm holding all this rose. No, I'm, you speak in the heart. I know. I'm, but it is true. I literally tell Heidi, I'm like, who are you? Like, that's why I honestly. I swear. I've said it before. I was like, I really was not the type

person was like, oh, I'm going to get married so young. That wasn't with my style, but I was like, oh, my God. This hiding is. she is from another planet you know so I knew that so that's and and now like I didn't know until we had a kid like what level of like can you imagine really

I know people are like that's so she boo and there's like all his mom's shaming stuff which is so insane like I used to like I used to like read about it but I didn't imagine like how are you citing in my DM like whoever you are about like parents of like I would

never think of like DM or comment. I'm like, oh, or tell somebody how to be a parent. So that's what I deal with. And she's like the best mom. Like I've seen it firsthand. She gets yelled at for,

this is real. People are like, you cuddle him too much. Oh, my, I can't. You let him grow up. Like, he's 10 months. What are you talking about? And then I appreciate everyone. I appreciate everyone sharing himself and not judging anyone.

But, like, Heidi, I guess, in airclothes, they would call her an attachment parent because she doesn't sleep training. Who cares? Whatever works for whoever. Like, if Heidi, like, imagine those people that judge her. Imagine they got judged. Like, imagine Heidi was like, I can't believe you sleep train. They'd lose their mind. Oh, no.

And Heidi, so I said, stop reading comments. She's like, I know there's a lot of nights. you. I'm like, yeah, but the not nice people, like, affect you way more, like, you know, then he's nice. So if you can't, like, I can balance. I think to myself, like, wow, I've never type below, like, obviously I type below your post, but, like, anybody that I don't care about or, like, you know what I mean? Like, the idea of me, like, oh, let me comment on a stranger that I really have nothing, you know, like, and say something negative. I've definitely probably on a superstar that I don't know.

Before Taylor's Silk Block, you know, turned off comments, I definitely left, like, awesome emoji, right? You know, like, that would never go to, like, and be like, oh, this album's not as good. Oh, I know. And if anybody ever, like, say, like, with you both, like, if anybody ever met you guys in person and hung out with you, like, nobody would ever say these things to you.

You guys are just, like, a solid couple, just solid people individually, both have good hearts, And you both are just like unlike any two people I've ever met before. And you know, I'm not just saying that. And honestly, like, I was going to ask you, it's in my notes, but it was like way far back there. But I'm thinking of it now. How did you guys deal with all the tabloid rumors when people were saying you guys? I'm sure people said you guys were breaking up so many times.

Like, how did you guys deal with it as a couple? Oh, that's so amazing that you don't know that, like, every one of those stories also sold the story, the source quotes to like the crime photos, like, divorce paper yeah oh my god you guys are genius no i said it before it's not like we really weren't making like millions plus in paparazzi stuff you know like in that game you know what i mean like you can't even comprehend so to me like we were so deep and like make entertainment yeah like we didn't factor in like oh all the people you're making entertainment for they are very think you are this is real you know like i I grew up always been like, oh, these people were trying to be, you know, like, I just feel like I got it.

Yeah, you do. And I thought more people thought like me, so, you know, and I appreciate it. And I, like, make believe. So, like, everyone wants to play. I believe in Santa. I do too. Yep. So, you know.

Spencer Pratt is Santa Claus is what you're saying. Pretty much, pretty much. I need more gifts, so I need more gifts. But I just love the new culture of, like, let's sell, you know. And I love it. Selfies, stage. Every time I see somebody with, like, an advanced level,

IG photo that's like, why is this person acting like, this is a movie shoot? Yeah. You know, like, when I see this stuff, I love it. I'm like, yes, okay? You were probably hating on spiting

for staging Pavarachi photos. Totally. And that was just me calling, like, the British dude. And now you're out here with, like, four filters, which I appreciate, I'm not judging. Preset. You know, all your special cameras and your angled, and, like, you know, it's just a new mindset. So I'm all, I love it.

I hope everyone films themselves, I think they should. But do all these people that are doing that, do they make money off of that? There's definitely, I mean, depending where your views are, there's definitely going to make you a lot of money doing that stuff. So that even blows my mind even more because, you know, I haven't even reached our level where, you know, And I fill myself all their lives. So I'm like, how to, it's to edit. These people make, like, movies every day. These YouTubers fascinate me, like, the commitment to, you know, just podcasting is a hard, you know, I totally heal you.

You do more than one. It's not easy. It's a commitment. It's, oh, it's, and I know anyone listening, like, what? You just thought, but there's more to it. There is much better. There is more to it. But that's-

YouTubers, yeah. Your YouTubers, like with the. edits and that you have to keep it hot all the time like I don't know how that's a pretty but there are only few that make it you know they keep the people that were hot five years ago are they still hot now yeah yeah it is great that's what I don't even know any of these yeah I don't even know where they are I never know like how long this is going to last either I'm like how many like how many years are people going to listen to off the vine like I'm just you know I'm just the same person that I've been for however many years I'm just talking

shit into a microphone. I don't know. Well, here's the logic. You always got to forget. At this point, people, if they're still invested in anything you do, it's nothing to do with, like, past things. It's where you're currently doing. People are always, like, at least I'm

so in the present. I don't like that old song from, like, a month ago. That's the old song. So people are still watching anything you do. They're invested in you, which I know why. You know, a movie style. So, and you make movies. It's easy to like, you know, I wouldn't worry ever think that.

And she's just like keep doing, you've gotten insanely good with your promo. Like, even if you didn't want to be famous yourself, I think you could work for like NBC and run. So, you know, like, you know how to do it social media crazy. You know, Heidi and I are always talking about like, wow, her off-divine promo is like you have a team. It's very impressive. Well, thank you. but I'll say what's impressive is your level of commitment to your content. So I just want everybody out there to follow you on everything that you do because it really is like,

I feel like it is a live reality show and you get to see so much of your guys' relationship and Miracle Baby who is just an angel and Heidi's an angel and you are just so entertaining. So tell everybody where they can find your podcast, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, everything, YouTube, go. I mean, really, the only thing I can promote knowing vehicle babies education is ratnady crystals.com. I'm the only content I can grow up. I'm sorry, you're going to have people if you want more than that. Well, I feel like people who follow me also follow you because I get tweets and comments and everything about you all the time. But for the crystals, I also need more because my anxiety has been next level.

So if you could just send me a few more crystals. I'll just be so happy. People will be like, do you believe in Crystal's for real? And the entire time I was talking to, I'm holding the three biggest rose courts you can fit in your hand, and it's like, I don't know, but I felt, you know, I don't know. I've never, I've never in my life met someone with energy like yours, and I feel like that's the only thing that makes sense. Well, that's why I do not stop buying crystals.

That's why Miracle Baby is going to have a great education. I always tell how to get through. I'm like, well, no matter what, his crystal collection, his energy, his education might be questionable, but his energy level will be off the charts. And I will argue with anyone, because every single day I hold Miracle Baby a lot, and I always have a crystal for him to hold to my neck. and he holds it the whole time has never been a baby

but it's more like in tune and how did I get drunk on your podcast and that should be illegal no I'm pretty drunk I'm like in shock I'm in shock no I think you just you've seen me your hangover a day yeah but you've seen me like drink

a shit load of tequila you've seen me drunk you know I'm like not any like I'm not crazy different I'm just like yeah I'm actually pretty drunk right now yeah lucky you because I'm I'm pacing the kitchen Well, thank you all your amazing listeners

And yeah I'm glad You and Sean B are still together And we're going to get the wedding show Yes It's going to be a movie Yes

One of these companies I was like Callaway Golf Clubs For instance A new celebrity endorser in my opinion They're smart So if I was Callaway, I would pay you guys to have the wedding year dreams, film it all, Callaway.com, you know, like one of these, it's no brainers in me if I was for one of these big, you know, so I'm going to just put that in the universe because I know if Calloway came along, I'll be at your best wedding.

I'm so good. Well, you guys are going to be at our wedding no matter what, but let me just say that that's, it's like, also, that's probably still not going to happen for. couple years but that's okay well no i'm gonna be in twitter and you at mentioned saying you guys have broken up it's you're married next week so you better you better get it together okay you can be our wedding planner too you can just do it all i will i will definitely get into the most photographers if i've done the wedding um well i can't wait to watch your um snapchat videos later because i feel like they're going to be lit oh no i try to keep the like i'm trying to down, like, how drunk you should get on social media?

Let's just get bombed on social media tonight. No, I did it last night. I think about some of these clips, I'm like, oh, my God, you really put, just like your real drunken birthday party. Content, Spencer. No, I'm a real adult. Yeah, a real adult. All right. Well, I hope to see you in the next John Doot app trailer.

Yeah. seriously I should just be like popped up in the background somehow like I don't have to work out just put me drunk in there somehow I know but I feel like you've been doing all these workouts is like you're ready for a half can I just can I just pump my own tires for one second please this is your podcast I was deadlifting over a hundred pounds two days ago I feel pretty good about that and why didn't you post it um because I didn't think I could do it and then I didn't I'm like damn it I should have posted that Oh, my God. Lesson learned. Lesson learned. I will do it next time. Film everything. All right.

Well, I'm on deck whenever they get joined a podcast, so... I love it. I'm planning on being in L.A. next month, so let's do another one. All right. Well, I'm planning on being famous by next month, so I'll make sure... Perfect. That means downloads will be aggressive, and I like it. Tell the family I said hello.

Love you guys. Oh, yeah. You already know. I'm going to say. All right. Talk soon. Okay, bye. Oh, God, I love him so much. You guys, I hope we made you laugh.

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