Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Spinning back the 90's
Episode Date: June 20, 2019Today, we take a journey back in time right before Kaitlyn's 33rd Birthday as and Clio prepared to launch Dew Edit and look forward to the year now passed. Keeping with theme of reflection, K...aitlyn and Clio talk about their favorite music, pop culture, and styles from the 90's. And of course, Clio's infamous anatomy question confession. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hello, love.
Welcome to Great Therve.
I think so. Welcome to Grape Therapy. Your session is now starting. I'm with my girl Cleo. And for those
of you don't know, she did a podcast. You were my like, what, second podcast ever? Something like that.
Like maybe like fourth or fifth. Oh, maybe fourth or fifth. I didn't want to be in the first top three.
Why? That's a lot of pressure. It is. Yeah. Yeah. Top four. I just wanted to like be like the middle.
Yeah. Well, you were one of, you were one of my first. Cleo is, what would you call yourself? My manager.
my friend yes my friendager
friendager you're my right hand man
woman woman
you're my everything
oh no
is what I'm getting at I would just say more like BFFs
yeah well you have a lot of BFS but
no I've got like three you can be in line for fourth
okay thank you yeah I'll take that
yeah you're welcome
no you are you're up there we do a lot of traveling together
So we get to know each other.
And we really go there.
We are not wearing pants right now.
I was hoping you weren't going to bring that.
Are you kidding me?
We're just getting started.
It is so hot right now.
It is hot.
I'm being comfortable in a jeans.
But then we ordered robes up to the room and now we're sweating.
There's no winning.
No.
Or is there?
Because we're in robes drinking wine podcasting.
Not so shabby.
About to talk about the 90s.
Shabby.
Is that what you would say in the 90s?
Oh.
You know, not so shabby.
What did you say back then?
Mint.
That's mint.
Oh, we are bringing that back too.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Well, first of all, before, while we cheers, because to the first cheers, happy birthday.
Yesterday was your birthday.
I know this is airing tomorrow, but it's going to be two days away.
That's okay.
33.
Yeah.
You've never looked better.
Oh.
And you have just like, I feel like 33 is going to be a really, really, like, good, exciting year
for you.
And it just keeps getting better.
I look at you.
I'm like, yeah.
Yeah.
You're right.
It is going to be a good year.
100%.
Wow.
You nailed it.
You nailed it.
It's going to be a great year.
Oh, lots coming up.
Yeah.
Lots coming up.
Yeah.
And I do feel like, I'm like, but I don't, I don't fear turning a year older yet.
Yeah.
I feel like I might when it gets closer to 40.
I could see that.
Even then, I don't know.
But I'm like, 33.
Great.
But it's actually.
very interesting. Every one of my friends, I think, looks the most beautiful now, which I think is
something that's really exciting to look for two in your 20s. Well, and I think it's because they come into
their own. Yeah. There's something like you just, I think confidence is something that I never really
valued in terms of like someone, but it's actually when you have confidence in yourself and you know
who you are. It's the most beautiful thing. It really is. Yeah. And I feel like I've definitely seen
that. And it shines through. You've always been really confident. Like you've always,
just I feel like you've known.
I was confident in my weirdness
and my like who I, I obviously
had my own insecurities with like certain things
growing up as a dancer, image
stuff, but like always confident
in being a complete nut job.
Yes.
Rapping anywhere and everywhere.
Everywhere. I'm like, wow.
I'm like, how do you know so many lyrics?
Even today, remember we were doing sit-ups?
And I was like, oh, yeah.
Thinking out loud.
I'll be broken people, me, and I smell.
L-O-L to the bank,
checking my account.
Bank, teleflurting.
after checking my account pretty ladies are your hip truffle butter on the um-mm
i don't want to say that word it's a p word a hundred percent cuddle buddies on the low oh wait no
you got to tell your friends that i eat it in the morning because you're gonna say i know can
hit it in the bathroom put your leg on the toilet i put my hand on the tub girl it's my new dance
move i just don't know what to call it but did no but but you dance it with the stars ain't
like your last dude what's his name not important i bought some mm-mm and then it gets really
dirty yeah and you know what i was like while you were singing i was like could barely do the
So I'm like, how is she singing and doing these workouts?
But gets me through it.
Hi, five.
You've been working out.
I can tell.
Hey, you know what is so 90s?
What?
High 10.
People.
High fives never really went away.
High tens were so 90s.
Those went away.
They're coming back now.
We're bringing them back.
High tens.
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But actually, I wish people could see us.
We both have side ponies going on, obviously, with our scrunchies.
But the side pony, I was just confessing to you, being of confessions.
Oh, should we?
But I actually think the side pony looks good.
No, I do too.
If you have, right now, you have the side pony, you have the scrunchy, the volume.
And it's like, I love it.
I think this is a look that's coming back.
Well, it is.
It's back.
But have you seen people rocking the side pony, though?
Yeah.
We have.
Oh, yeah.
It's all the matters.
Five days a week.
I really do.
I love the side pony.
Yeah,
I think it looks really good.
Thanks.
You're rocking it too.
No, scrunchies, that's one.
I just,
I really feel like they're not making a comeback.
They're back.
Yeah, that's true.
They're back.
Well, it's funny because maybe taking back,
I was reading some of the comments on the do edit
Instagram page and someone was like,
I want to know the story.
Like, why you brought scrunchies back?
But it, oh, I remember when we were in Hawaii in January.
Yeah.
You were wearing these scrunchies, and I was like, we had just gone to work out.
Yeah.
And your hair, like, I'm not going to lie.
Like, wasn't looking so good.
Yeah.
Like, it was just like, you know, sh sweaty.
And then you just go to bathroom five minutes later, you come up and I'm like,
how does your hair look so good?
You had in this really cute bun and had so much volume.
And you're like, dude, it's the scrunchy.
It is.
And that's when you're like, the power of a scrunchy.
Yeah, because it adds like the volume and it's like fun.
It makes your hair look thicker.
Yep.
It adds volume.
It adds flare.
And it doesn't break it.
Doesn't break the hair.
Yeah.
So I was like, I was like, oh.
I thought I was so genius for just like wearing them.
Now I'm like, no, I'm a genius for selling them.
Like I need to sell.
I am an entrepreneur.
But, okay, so obviously we worked together.
We've worked together since the show.
Yes.
And I think something like there, not once have you ever thought about selling something.
Like you were just excited about the scrunchies and we started talking about it.
I'm like, like, you've totally, like, because I started wearing your scrunchies in Hawaii and I noticed the difference.
And then, you know, Tiffany and Sandra were there and we're like, and we're like, this is, these are amazing.
And I think it was just more something that just is so natural to you.
It is natural to me.
I feel like it's a natural fit.
It's, I mean, wine and scrunchies are two things that I'm very passionate about.
I get really deep.
I'm a very deep intellectual.
I like scrunchies and wine.
But yeah, I've, I've actually rocked scrunchies for a very long time.
And it's so exciting that you launched it on your birthday.
Yeah, I'm going to share the birth of myself with the rebirth of scrunchies.
I love that.
I think that's amazing.
And so what would you say out of your collection, what's your favorite color?
I'm really into the olive.
Well, the one you're wearing right now.
The one I'm wearing right now.
I think it really brings out my eyes.
For sure.
You told me that.
Well, I know, I told you that.
I saw you at the airport.
I'm like, your eyes look so green right now.
And I said, it's the dew.
It's the hue of the do.
I feel like you're going to have a lot of fun with the word, do.
First of all, there's something so powerful about just your audience.
They're amazing.
They're amazing.
They're already using the words.
They're coming up.
They're getting creative.
And they're just so supportive.
They're so funny and supportive and loyal.
Yeah.
They're amazing.
A few haters, but, you know.
Hey, there's always going to.
there wasn't i'd be i'd be doing something wrong doing it wrong i'd be doing it and doing it doing it
wrong and that's not fun no no so bring it on you know what i think that it's just like there obviously
this is a different look and people might not love it or i know i've seen like there's a little bit
obviously of um in terms of the pricing yeah but that's if okay so say we sell them for 10
dollars you can get five or 10 bucks but they're quality and you're gonna want to send them back yeah
And then people would be hating on you for that.
Lulu Lemon sells them for more.
Yeah.
There's,
we were just,
actually we were looking into it.
There's scrunchies out there that go for like over $200.
I know.
I think it was,
was it Givanchi or I can't remember,
but it's crazy.
And it goes into the fabric.
In perspective,
if you look at it,
mine are quite cheap.
Compared to,
givanchi.
Steal of a deal if you ask me.
But you know what?
It's interesting because I was talking to you about it.
So I don't know.
Now you know that there's that whole craze about the silk pillows.
Yeah.
Because it's like preserving your beauty.
Yeah.
So it's good for your skin.
And it's also good for like it doesn't like tear your hair.
Tear the hair.
That right.
I was going to say, um, when you say the same thing as someone.
Jinks.
Jinks.
Jinks.
Jinks.
I feel like that's so 90s.
That is.
Jinks.
Jinks.
Jinks.
We used to say jinks pickles or jinks, you owe me a Coke.
Oh, jimps.
I didn't hear that one.
Oh, jinks pickles.
Jinks pickles.
Um.
Oh, yeah, the silk.
Oh, yeah.
But I was just going to say, like, how cool would it be to have a silk scrunchy?
Because then it would be, like, really soft on your hair.
That's a great idea, Cleo.
But, of course, that would be more expensive.
But still, I think that...
It's an investment, okay?
A scrunchy is an investment because everybody, I'd like you to take it to Twitter,
tweet me your weekly, monthly, whatever budget,
and I will justify a scrunchy for you.
I will justify the shit out of a scrunchy, and I will make you...
I believe in it.
I believe in it.
I'm very passionate about it
And I really will
I will sell you on a scrunch
A $17 scratchy
I will sell you on it
Because it's actually quite reasonable
Well you know what
It's okay so I don't know if you remember this
But I remember after the show
You had a little bit of problems
Like with the hair
Like I remember you had lost a lot of hair
And stress extensions
And you were hormones
And I remember we were in
Actually we're in Toronto right now
But we're in Toronto two years ago
And you were just devastated about your hair
And you want to get out of bed
No
And you know like I feel like
That's something that you've always cared about is your hair.
Yeah.
And a few months later, I remember it looked so good.
And I don't know if you remember, but I asked you, I'm like, what have you been doing?
And you gave me three tips and I never forgot them.
Okay.
The first one was you said, I sleep with a braid because you had read that if you sleep with a
braid, it doesn't pull your hair.
And obviously, you don't want to sleep with a hair elastic because that tears it too.
And then you said, I'm using the least amount of hot tools on my hair as possible.
Yeah.
And your third one was, you're like, I put a, uh, when I put my hair.
hair up and like after the shower when you're getting ready you said I always wear scrunchy
because they don't kink or break your hair yeah and that was two years like about I know I was thinking
about that too I'm like I'm not sure when I quit using scrunchies but I think I always have to like
tie back my hair to wash my face like I think I always just have used as scrunchy as I like I was like
okay so you don't wear them out anymore in public which you do now but like like five years ago
I did it to protect my hair well you know what's crazy I use all three times
hips and it's worked well there you go yeah I mean of course I stopped dying it too because I have
dark hair and I was like super light and I was not good and doing good well but yeah I know stuff
and I was so ahead of my time such a trendsetter Caitlin is such a trendsetter I don't even think
I was a trendsetter I think I was just a weirdo well you know what I was looking at the sales and
your scrunchies are pretty much sold out so I don't think I've told you this yet but yeah
today, which is so exciting.
I know that you obviously just wanted to launch with a small batch and see if it was
something that people were excited about.
It's definitely something a bit different.
And yeah, like they're pretty much almost also sold out.
So now they're going to go to pre-order.
Because we are a gang now, okay?
Gang members unite.
We are a scrunchy family.
And we're a scrunchy gang.
And we've got hand signs.
Some of you know it.
Some of you don't.
Some of you, actually all of you may know it.
I was going to say, I think you had an Insta fail today.
I did have an Insta fail.
So what happened?
Let's confess.
Because that can be one of my confessions.
It's not juicy or like, I didn't do anything raunchy.
Just a bit of a social media fail.
Yeah, just a bit of a rookie mistake.
I didn't know that business is hard.
Business is tricky, you know.
There's a reason not everybody is successful.
I was on Instagram and I was like, we need to do a swipe up feature for the at do edit.
Instagram page, but I made the page secret because I wanted a secret gang sign that only the
OGs would know and it was all exclusive, but I needed a swipe-up feature so I switched the profile
to business, but I didn't know that being a business profile, you couldn't be private. So everybody
saw my gang sign and it wasn't exclusive anymore and it wasn't just for the OGs, everybody knows
it and now I'm logging down the street and people are doing the do sign and it's awkward.
So that totally backfired. Big, big insta fail.
But that's actually exciting because one of, so you're doing a contest.
Yes.
And I think is this the first time that you've ever done a contest where someone could potentially be co-hosting this podcast?
Which is, I mean.
It's a big responsibility.
Like I'm not joking.
You got to keep up.
You got to keep up.
And that's, yeah, that's a big job.
But now everyone gets a chance to because everyone saw it to whoever wanted to.
So I guess if you're listening, if you're not following at duet it, I don't care if you even want to get a scrunchy or not.
Just be part of the gang.
Like just hang out.
And it doesn't have to be your scrunchy.
It's like just be just rock scrunchies.
Actually, you know what?
My challenge to you is go get yourself a shitty little $5 scrunchy and see how you feel.
You know?
Yeah.
Do it.
Do it.
Hashtag do it.
But everybody needs to follow the at do edit Instagram page because it looks fantastic.
It's looking good.
Shout out to the booge media team.
You know what?
You guys just kill it for me.
And I think that one thing that I was very excited to see that people really liked is there
that picture of Marilyn Monroe.
But some people got in, some people didn't, but the pink, like, it's a scrunchy.
Classic Marilyn Monroe photo of her, like, with the skirt blowing up and her being like,
but the skirt's a scrunchy.
Yeah.
It's genius.
But a lot of people didn't get that it was a scrunchy.
What?
Yeah.
I'm embarrassed for them.
I have secondhand embarrassment for my followers right now.
I'm like, how am I got it?
Are they really that young?
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while you're shopping online wait we're confessing oh yeah we're confessing i need you're trying to get
out of it i know why because i know your confession and you're trying to get out of it do you want me to
go first you don't know mine okay i want you to go first because i'm still deciding whether i'm
going to tell my confession or not you have to i guarantee people will come out of come out
and say you know what we're with you it's embarrassing okay well you tell me your confession
first and then I'll decide everyone loves like a good confession but usually I don't care and usually
I don't get embarrassed but this is this is not even it's not embarrassing but it's a little bit
I've lost a little bit of hope or myself I lost a little bit of hope in myself no I think I think I'll
have to explain it okay you know what you go first and then I'm sure I'll tell I'll tell you mine
happened today oh yours happened today mine happened today on the airplane yeah what happened
Big wheel, Bobby Big Wheels over here.
Bobby business class, Caitlin Bristow, was sitting up with the big wigs.
Of course.
And the plane took off.
And I have that Mary Rich bag.
Oh, I love.
Yeah.
From Vancouver.
Amazing.
We both have the same bag.
And I love it because you can put your laptop in it.
Yeah.
So my purse, it doesn't close at the top because it's quite a like long, large bag.
And so I had it on its side.
and when we took off, all of my tampons rolled out of my purse and four flew down the aisles.
Don't tell me you went after them.
No, oh, hell, no.
I was like, I was looking like it came from in front of me like, ah, look at those tampons plan.
That's embarrassing.
People were laughing.
Four tampons.
Other ones came out at my feet, but four went down the aisle on takeoff.
Okay.
That's funny.
But you know what?
as long as you can play it off that it wasn't you
or I should have just been like
I don't need those
I don't need those jumbo
I don't need those jumbo
for my for my wide set vagina
and my heavy flow
you know what it's so nice of you to share
with everyone on the plane that was very nice
yeah you had tampons for everybody
you know what we're not to tell
you get a tampon
those girls at Mary Rich to put a little
yeah maybe a little snap on the time
no I think I was talking to
one of Sean Lee who's who works there and she's saying she's like we have you need a draw string
well no they're going to add a pouch because I love how it's so simple right now you know but
it's true they could be nice to have a pouch where you can zip up yeah tampons a few things like
that I think Sean pronounces it tampongs but yeah they flew everywhere the plane took off and so did
the tampons off they went off they went you know I could do anything about it yeah they made it to
Toronto as well.
Yeah.
I don't know how far back they made it, but I feel like mine is like way, way more.
No, it's not.
Tell it.
Okay.
And it's not.
Okay.
I'll tell the story.
And then I'll also justify.
Okay.
I'll explain like my rationale.
Okay.
But so the other day I was talking with my friend.
Nailene, she's one of my best friends.
And she was like, Cleo, I have to tell you a story.
You're never going to guess.
So her husband.
It was like, um, they were just given names, too.
Oh, yeah.
That's, oh my.
I'm not, you see, I'm not used to this.
No, this is funny.
Actually, just forget all of the names.
Just believe them out.
It's, uh, it was actually, Nalene and turd.
Nalene and turd, we're having a conversation.
And all of a sudden, I don't know how it came up, but she was telling me that he didn't know
that girls had two holes.
Holes.
I don't know what we're talking about.
Yeah.
So he was like she like, so he didn't know that we peed out of a different hole.
Then you have sex with.
Exactly.
But the way she told me, I thought that she meant that he thought that we peed out of our butt.
So I was like looking at her and then all of a sudden she looks at me and she's like, wait a second.
Like you know what I'm talking about, right?
And I was like, um, and then I explained it.
you're like no no no like how we have two holes and then i was like what and i was like two
she's like you know that we have two holes right and i was like um and then but okay in my
so it's like oh yeah on the confession you didn't know we had two holes i didn't know i had never
actually thought about it she's like well haven't you ever like looked when you pee and i was like
i don't think i have well you look but you don't study no and i and to tell you the truth like
if i think about it like i obviously knew that we pee out of a year or you
Yeah.
But I think that I thought that that came from like the original hole.
The OG, the OG.
So, and then, so you thought because when you put tampongs up the OG, she's like, so what
do you think when you put, like, when you're, you know, when you put a tampon, you thought
you just peed through it.
I'm like, well, usually like the tampon is like wet.
Yeah, because you pee on it.
But yeah, it's because then it gets absorbed up.
And that was like just really embarrassing.
And I think I just never.
really thought about it, but then I, I, so we've had this conversation. That was the day that
Cleo became a woman. She's like, Cleo, I thought it was bad that he didn't know, but you're a
woman. That's your body. Now, my favorite is that he said, can we have sex with that hole?
Oh yeah. So can we have sex with that hole too? She's like, no.
Men. Only one hole. Men. Men. Men. Heavy eye roll. No, but you know, I think that, um,
It was funny because we started asking people because I'm like, I'm like, we need to start asking people.
Like, I can't be the only one.
Yeah.
So let's ask the listeners.
Let's ask the listeners.
Did you guys know we had two holes?
Please, if you're a woman, please confess because we've asked a ton of women and a ton of men and it can't say that one single other woman didn't know.
I will say a few other men didn't.
They're like, what?
There's two holes.
But I think I've been so far the only woman.
So please confess as well if you didn't know.
Somebody come out and make Cleo feel better about.
Not knowing we had to...
I was like,
Natalie I told a few people
and I was like,
okay,
we need to stop telling the story
and I love how I'm just like
now confessing to your podcast.
It's a great confession
and maybe you will start
conversation to all the women out there
who didn't know and you guys can come together
and be there for each other.
Just message me and make me feel better.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just make her feel,
just lie and say you didn't know.
No.
So I feel like that's a pretty good question.
It's a great confession.
Let's wash away your sins with wine.
Cheers.
And speaking of wine, yeah, so right before this, we were talking, so we went to Cactus
club, our favorite restaurant, and we had to go there to celebrate your birthday and birthday
dinner. And I asked you, I was like, so what is in store for your 33rd year? What are you really
excited about? And first of all, it's so exciting that you get to launch your scrunchies on
your birthday. I think that was awesome. I just feel like, first of all, I'm just so lucky to have
the people who follow me and who listen to the podcast because I feel like we are a legit
gang yeah i i can tell from reading like some people might say cult i say gang gang gang gang gang gang
yeah so um just shout out to everybody out there who's just my little vinyl yeah love you guys
they're amazing and you know what i love them yeah they're they're just so supportive yeah um
but yeah i i'm very excited obviously about the scrunchies what else did i say oh well we were
cheering because i am working in the works i'm like wow katelyn't 30
is really your year's scrunchies and I'm working on my own wine label I mean it really makes
sense you know yes well you you've been talking about this for so long but not only that just about
your love for wine yeah and I've I've always had a love for a glass wine if I cook if I clean
if I wake up in the morning on a Monday then I just like wine um but yeah it just yeah exactly yeah
like any Monday yeah any day that ends in wine is actually a funny story so um because you know we did
that little post on your blog for your birthday yeah and um and then so bailey now we're looking
through all the pictures and i love it because i went back to five six years shana's boat crews every
picture glass of wine you had a glass of wine there's one you had no pants you're wearing your bathing
suit of course and sure because wine tastes better without pants clearly we're doing it right now
here no pants oh that would be a good bottle no pants wine but i doing the no pants dance
okay so we're doing a little brainstorming and i think that you should because your gang is so
strong i think you need to involve them yeah i think so too and you're having a really hard time
well that's why i want to that's why i only did the like a minimal amount of scrunchies to launch
because i want to hear everybody's feedback what color and they give the people what they want
so same thing with wine what do you guys want what do you want uh do you want uh do you want uh
Pino noir. A peanut noir?
Would you like a P-Nat? P-Nat-Grigio?
No, you know which one I want.
Malbec.
Rose.
Yes.
Yeah.
But that'll be in the spring, but yes.
So should we talk about the names that we've come up with?
Well, yeah.
You've come up with three names that you are struggling with.
And I really, really think, like, I would love to see what your fans think because.
What the gang thinks?
Yeah. What does the gang think?
So give me your, don't, don't give them in your order, like preference order, just like three.
I just thought a mosquito came into my ear, but really my phone got a text and a buzz came through my headphones.
Oh, weird.
That was weird.
So, okay, basically the wine label, it's, I'll have like a confessional bottle.
I'll have a can you not bottle.
I'll have all these, like, fun ideas for bottles.
But the wine company name, we're going through, I've got my top three.
Okay.
So what are they?
And then so maybe they're one say A, B, C, so then people can tweet or whatever.
Yes.
A, B or C.
So what's A?
Okay.
So everybody, write this down.
You're tweeting us, if you knew you had two holes.
You're tweeting us.
What was the other one?
Oh, something about scrunchies?
I care.
And you're going to tweet us this.
A, stow wines.
St-O-W-E, like Bristow, but just stow wines.
Strong.
I think it sounds strong.
Strong.
um b spades and sparrows okay and then and the meaning behind that is because i have my sparrow birds
that remind me that they're the only bird that like to fly home and i always play cards with my mom
when i go home and drink wine spades and sparrows i love it sounds gangster yeah uh sounds like a cool
yeah wait we can't put it in people's heads no no but i said first is strong yeah second is cool
yeah what's third c is um do do wine you know hey what are you doing tonight i'm doing wine bro
what are you doing and that's just fun you know some people do drugs we do wine
we do scrunchies and we do wine doing wine is this is better it's way more gangster so yeah
okay so okay so i would say that's fun so it's like either you got strong yeah you got cool
and trendy or you have fun yeah so you guys tell a b or c a is stow b spades and sparrows
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Okay, let's bring the back to the 90s.
Yes, let's bring it.
Actually, so I knew.
I knew that we were going to talk about the 90s.
Dirtipop.
Insink.
Yeah.
Oh, I was just obsessed with Zach.
No, I was obsessed with Backstreet Boys and Insync.
Those were mine.
Like, I was definitely the teen bopper, like, had those posters in my room.
Of course.
And actually, one of my questions was actually going to be like, who was your, oh, I met JTT.
Oh, so did I.
Where?
In Vancouver and Earles.
Oh, me.
Really?
Earl's on top.
Oh, Earl's.
Paramount on Hornby and Smyth. That's so funny. That's hilarious. I remember having a moment
because I was, I was so, so obsessed that looking at him and being like, if my 10-year-old self
knew that I was going to get to meet you, I would never believe you. That's like me right now with
Devin Sawa or Twitter friends. I met Devin Sawa at Earle's on top as well. Yeah, because he lives
he's from Vancouver. Oh, he was Casper. I know. And I used to dream of floating in the air with
him slow dancing. Hey, that was the 90s. I know. And now we're Twitter friends.
Have you talked to him?
Like, have you guys game to, no.
No, I got to play it cool, man.
Devin.
Got to play it cool with Casper.
He probably hates that so much.
But it's crazy, like that kissing, that kiss scene in Casper or just thinking about those posters.
Like, who was the, Andrew.
Keegan.
Andrew Keegan.
Yeah, there's a guy on Becca season.
Thursdays are usually my Bachelor at Recaps, but you know what?
I can't.
I mean, I love Becca, but I'm not into the season yet.
I just need to see the relationships forming more.
Like right now it's too like Jordan, hilarious.
I always feel there's a two or three episodes there in the middle.
Yeah, exactly.
Always, every season.
It has nothing to do with whoever the lead is.
It's every season.
And every time people complain, I don't like the season.
No, you're just not into it yet.
And you're all still going to watch and then you're going to into it.
That's Jordan.
Yeah.
He said, my favorite quote of this, all I know is I'm Captain Underpants.
And that's all I got.
So I'm going to recycle that line
Anyways
I'm not doing a recap today
I'll do it next week but we're doing a 90s podcast
We're doing a 90s podcast and we're talking about Baxter Boys
And in sync and
I actually also confession to
Love that my boyfriend and his twin brother
Love Baxter Boys and they've like
They've brought the love back
They've got a new song out
Well yeah they just went to Vegas I couldn't make it
To go see their show and I'm like I'm gonna
I'm gonna they have a residency there
But speaking of which who was your favorite backstreet boy
I switched a couple times
Oh you did
Big Brian guy
Yeah
I went back and forth
Between Brian and Nick
I was Nick all the way
I was two at first
And then I switched to Brian
Because I saw him in a Walmart
In Edmont in Edmonton Alberta
And I was like
Oh that's fair yeah
Then you have a different connection
He probably
You made eye contact
You made eye contact
And then you knew he was in love with you
I was like 12 and I was like
He wants me
Totally
I get it
I get it
That's a good reason to change
Yeah.
Yeah, I would say so.
Thanks.
Okay, so I put together a list.
I don't know if you'll be how, like, how we'll be able to hear on the podcast,
but I'm going to try to get it as close as possible.
Yeah, just put the speaker up to the...
So I think I'm going to time it, and I put together some lists of some of the most popular
songs in the 90s, and let's see how many you can get in one minute.
Look at you really, like, prepared for this pod.
Well, I was excited, and it was just more curious than I was like the 90s.
I get all, everything mixed up.
This is very on brand for us, you know?
Yeah.
I'm like scrunchies.
Yeah.
We're doing it.
Okay, so let me get my 90s playlist.
Actually, can you get your phone and get the 90 seconds just so that we can make it be a little bit more efficient?
90 seconds or 60 seconds a minute?
Let's do 90 seconds.
Okay.
Oh, that makes so much sense.
So I think that let's see if you can get them all in 90 seconds.
I'll be pretty impressed.
Okay, ready?
No.
Where is my 90s playlist?
Oh.
Okay.
Tell me when.
Tell me when I'm nervous.
And then if you can sing a couple of the lyrics and that works too.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll get everyone.
Oh, God.
No, I don't know.
I'm nervous.
Shoup, salt pepper.
Duh, it's my jam.
Gosh, I can't go to.
Put it up to the mic more.
Okay.
Oh, gangster's paradise.
Bye.
Oh my God.
I actually don't do well under pressure.
I don't.
As I walk through the valley.
You're the shadow of death
I take a mark
of my mom
The sun
Um
Gakeshers Paradise
Um
Okay I'll give you
Bone Thugs in harmony
Nope
Yes it is
Oh it says
Kulio
Oh shit
It is Kulio
Yeah
I'm like
Next
That's kind of a
No come on
No doubt
You and me
Oh don't speak
Don't speak
Don't speak
Love it
The first lines
Brandy and Monica
It's so good
Hiya Barbie
Hi Ken
um oh man they were so hot
you have to remember their name
for me to pass the next song
Barbie girl Barbie girl
I had their CD
It's fantastic
Life Impastic is not fantastic
Oh my gosh
Okay it starts with an A
Aqua
Yeah
Oh
Linus Morse at my girl
Oh this is my song
That I play on the guitar all the time
two days
Wonderwall
Oasis
Nice
Nirvana
Duh
Smells like Teen Spirit
Whoa
Oh yeah
REM
Yeah
Oh my gosh
Yes
Losing my religion
Okay next
Oh
Backs your boys time
Me and my mom
My mom and I
Learned this whole dance
We would rewind on a DCR
And we learned every move
And my sister got so annoyed at us
Maybe after this
podcast is done
We can see how much we can still remember, because I remember it.
Back trees, back.
Oh.
I also don't want to skip it, but I haven't going to.
That's the beginning.
That was it.
I feel like it took me so long together and it's already done.
That's how good I am.
Three minutes.
Okay, that's pretty good.
That was like two 90 seconds.
Okay, I have a few more 90s questions.
Okay.
Um, what was Alicia Silverstone's character's name in Clueless?
Duh.
Share.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
I would have been, I would have been disappointed.
Yeah, I would have edited that out if I didn't.
Um, all right.
So actually, I asked you, who was your favorite backstory boy?
What about spice girls?
Were you into spice girls at all?
Was I into spice girls?
I was the spice girls for like Halloween.
I am the spice girls.
I am the sixth one that they get good.
getting out. I'm the sixth spice girl.
Keith, what would you be? Oh, drunk
spice.
You didn't even
miss a beat. I
I so wish that you guys could have all seen how big her eyes
just lit up. It was so good. Drunk space. Okay,
okay. I swear she's not.
My favorite spice is scary spice, though. I loved her big
hair. I loved she always rocked leopard print.
Oh, you know what?
She just, she wasn't afraid to go there.
I love that you loved her because I would imagine you would like someone that was like a bit more
unexpected.
No, I loved sporty spice.
Because remember in the 90s, if I remember what I wore, it was all Puma champion.
Oh, I loved tractsuits with heels and I paid.
Oh.
Did you ever do tear away pants with heels?
No, I actually never did that.
I was on the basketball team and I feel like.
I was not all about it.
I remember getting like the Jordan's basketball shoes.
Oh, yeah.
It was like the coolest thing.
What did I wear in?
What would that be the 90s?
like junior high school actually speaking of which something that i feel like you never dropped or
the overalls no i've been rocking overalls since i came out of the womb so you didn't like was there
a period of time where you actually didn't wear overall i didn't i can't remember if i did i've
always known you to wear overalls but they're coming back like they're actually i you know what i want
to bring back what remember um oh who is that band um the macdadamaica jump jump criss cross oh yeah
Remember he wore his overalls backwards?
Yes.
I'm going to bring that back.
So tomorrow, do you have the overall?
Did you pack overalls?
No.
Oh, I was going to say I'll take a picture of you tomorrow.
Overalls backwards with scrunchies and a side pony.
That's happening.
Next photo shoot.
What was your favorite 90s trend?
I'm telling you, like I was all about the champions of the tearways.
Oh.
I would crimped hair.
Oh, yeah.
Crimped hair.
Yeah.
Tie dye.
I didn't, I never did the tie die.
I was definitely, I was very, I wasn't like a cool.
trendy teenager what about tiny Tina the world smallest doll I feel like the 90s loved their small
toys like Polly Pocket Polly Pocket tiny Tina yes yeah yeah oh yeah for sure I forgot about that
the littlest pet shop animals oh yeah I didn't get into that but I remember that get kittens
oh oh Pogs too I remember the Pogs that was a big one for me I collected Pogs beanie babies
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really were TGIF yeah I remember like who wanted to go out on a Friday night nobody you
stayed in and you watch TGF step by step day by day we'll make it better the second
Damn around RIP, Frank.
Oh.
Yeah, RIP.
RIP.
Full House was on that, obviously.
Oh, and speaking about full house.
Wait.
What?
Den I knew my aunt.
What?
Got any cheese?
Oh, my God.
Wait, wait, wait.
I am not getting this.
Okay, because I'm cracking myself up in here.
You're not getting a Steve Urkel.
Oh, my.
Then I knew.
that's actually a pretty good impression how did i not get that but you know what i actually
didn't watch as much prince of fresh no prince of fresh air and that is fresh prince of balance
that is what did you call it prince of fresh air okay uh i know my next i know what my next
adventure is air fresheners and i'm going to call one the prince of fresh air
okay what about full house do it no full house will just iconic for scrunchies iconic
it's so fun i always look at those gifts and i love it because it's like she's we should do a
mary kate nashdelson scrunchy 100% what color should be uh i almost feel like it needs i almost feel
like it needs um like a pattern something that's like the full house house prince that would be funny
or like little houses just little faces of of Stephanie no Michelle Tanner you're designing
a tie-dye fabric yeah again nobody steal I think we're I think we're not we should not be talking
about yeah we should really keep this on the DL I feel like you on the download I feel like
everyone's gonna steal our ideas I was I was asking the the people of Twitter yeah what their
favorite thing about the 90s was what they get there are some
There's some good ones.
Are you ready for this?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So while you look on Twitter,
quick question,
what was Brittany Spear's first song?
Hit me, baby, one more time.
Hit me.
I was like, is this a trick question?
Because that sounds really easy.
Yeah.
But you know, sometimes it's so obvious.
Okay, what about this one?
What was Lisa Lopez's nickname in the band TLC?
Left eye.
Yeah.
You're so shocked at my 90s knowledge.
Okay.
In 1996, Space Jam movie,
who was the main actor?
Michael Jordan and what basketball team did he play for oh wow nice one thanks um but I'll
figure it out um I'm not looking at my phone come on and jam okay another player on that team
was Dennis Rodman yeah do you remember no Chicago bowls oh yeah doi sorry I was trying to think of
like a cartoon name oh oh yeah doi no yeah the Chicago I'm embarrassed uh okay oh oh that's
was a good one. I like that question. Right. I love space jam. I actually really like Michael
Jordan. Do you have any more questions for me? That is all I got. Okay, good, because my Twitter
loaded. Oh, perfect. We got it. Okay. Um, okay, yeah, people said TJF. Okay, this is funny. Erica at
Blondie, EJP. Bath and Body Works, Body Glitter Rollers that smelled like fruit. Do you remember those?
I remember those. The body glitter rollers. Oh, and I forgot about that. I lived for those. Amazing. I absolutely.
Oh, this is funny.
Catherine Dickison, calling your boyfriend on his landline and being terrified,
his parents will answer, even though you've told him on I, I, no, AIM, that you were calling that second.
Remember the mom would pick up?
Do you know what time it is?
My dad, every time he'd pick, he's like, do you not know that nobody calls his household after 9 p.m.?
My mom would always go, do you know what time it is?
Mortified.
My mom actually, while you were talking, do you remember ICQ?
Uh-oh.
No.
I couldn't do that one.
Uh-oh.
What?
You never, you were, you never had, you never had ICQ.
I had MSN.
ICQ was before MSN.
Hey, O L chat.
Oh my God, that's crazy.
I see Q was the best.
Oh, dang.
Rugrats.
Do do, do, do, do, do, do, do do do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
No?
No.
Wow.
A lot of people are going to hate it.
you for that one.
Shoot.
Do you know what time it is?
Hey,
we're the Simpsons?
Inflatable furniture.
I lived for inflatable.
That's all I asked for for Christmas all the time was blow up chairs.
Oh, yeah.
I do remember that.
This is making me so happy to read these.
Oh, I know.
Hey Arnold.
Remember, Hey Arnold.
Oh, Game Show.
Double Dare.
Full house.
People miss.
Oh, Dunkeroo's.
Oh, yeah.
How do you, Dunkeroo?
remember those um remember the
gushers fruit snack
man moms
moms these days would be like there's too much sugar in those
that that would not that's a can you not
2018
uh can you not
and you know what I feel can you not make everybody eat
organic I get it I get it we're about it
I'm like can you not but also I totally get it
I'm probably gonna be the same way
I'm all organic macarena
Jelly Roll Pins
That's not
The Cuerpa Leighi and Macarena
Oh shoot
I forget what it is
Oh my gosh, do you know the lyrics to
Justin Bieber's song?
Yes
Wait
Despacito
This is how we do it down in Puerto Rico
Wait but you know the Spanish part
I do
Cleo speaks French
Spanish and English
Whoa
God
Remember you were
single on my last podcast and I was like lock her up boys oh yeah you're locked up now then locked up
spice girls nickelode game shows but you know what just reminded me of the 90s was in a weird way
commercials when you were saying all of those like the dunkeroo's in the like gosh how do you dunkeroo
Lego my ego yeah and I don't watch commercials anymore ever that's because you probably don't watch
television yeah no I don't watch Netflix yeah I'll watch Netflix and we don't have time for commercials anymore
no who is time for commercials nobody nobody i don't actually you know what's interesting so you were
saying that can you not and like i was just trying to think i was like the 90s were such a iconic
fun era like trying to think it's hard to think of that when you're living in the moment i think it's
easier for it to come when it's more nostalgic yeah but like what are trends in like what are the
trends right now is that like i can't cat eyes sunglasses oh yeah you're not you're not a fan of those yeah
I cannot get down with the tiny sunglasses.
They're trying to have their moment.
They're getting their moment.
The Kardashians are doing it.
Yeah.
I think you have to have a very specific face and a very specific look for those.
Do you know what else right now?
Emily, I'm on your team right now.
Emily, oh, wow.
You won't.
I don't know.
ABC, can you not make a show like the proposal in 2018?
You think having women in a bathing suit being questioned and judged by the world is okay?
They do it to men too.
but it's I was like the proposal oh no this is so not on trend for 2018 oh I you know what I
haven't seen they're doing bikini miss America took away which is amazing their bikini
contests I just praised the Lord when I heard that that's amazing but then the proposal comes on
ABC and it's doing bikini contests and based on your appearance they decide if they want to like
get engaged to you that night I shouldn't say I don't know if that's what the show is but I
know that happens oh yeah can you not like you said it's like yeah not on trend also can you not
2018 already going by so fast it's freaking end of june i know it's unbelievable it's true how they say
as you get older every year it goes by faster and i'm blown away that it's almost july i don't get
it so tomorrow is actually the longest day of the year oh it is yeah fun fact clemere solstice oh
yeah what does that mean um and it so that it's gonna affect my mood you better be so
so happy and so on.
I got a big shoot tomorrow, guys.
And you're going to rock it, which, by the way, I loved your yellow Reebok sneakers today.
I don't think I'm going to take them off my feet.
I'm going to wear no pants, but Reebok sneaks.
So we went out for dinner tonight, and Caitlin's like, I'm like, so are we going like, are we
dressing up for dinner tonight?
You know, wanted to take you a nice birthday dinner.
And you're like, I don't want to take my yellow sneakers off.
And I'm like, which was music to my ears.
And I'm like, I would love to wear sneakers.
I was like, let's just go for.
a nice dinner in our sneaks.
Yeah, it's maybe a cropped-up.
Nothing beats sneakers.
No, that was, but they're awesome.
And that's, and you know what, those are retro.
Like, I feel like those are in style in the 90s, but they're doing a good job.
They're like a mustard yellow.
Yeah.
And you were saying that you love mustard yellow right now, or is it mustard yellow?
Did I do that?
Wait, was it mustard yellow?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Mustard yellow.
You're like, I want to scrunchy, mustard yellow.
Oh, yeah.
I was like, okay.
What would we name that one?
Did I do that last?
Oh, that's stupid.
We would name it.
You know what else I love about the 90s?
What?
Girl power music.
Yes.
So many.
Whitney.
Yeah.
Saline.
Oh, you know what?
Alanis.
I had Berlin Hill.
Jewel.
Lisa Lobe.
Yeah.
No.
Tracy Chapman.
I got a final.
Come.
Shania Twain.
Dixie Chicks.
TLC, Queen Latifah, Selena.
Tony Braxton.
Vanessa Williams.
Land Rhyth Hill.
wow that's a that's a
I definitely googled that
yeah I'm like what
no that's a strong list
a share
yeah
hey
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that was me
mark
it's gonna be me
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No, no, no, no, no. I was just going to say because you said you can you nods for 2018.
can you not oh that's all i i just had you know my my biggest can you not for 2018 is what
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that's like but it's can i have a can you not not sure is that allowed oh i love a double negative
okay yeah can you not not recycle oh so i think i've noticed just because the last couple times
The travel to the U.S., you know how, like, when you go through security and you have to get rid of your liquids, and they have no, no recycling.
That's a great point.
So I'm like, so you're telling me I have to throw this plastic bottle into the trash can.
Mm-hmm.
That's a great point.
So that's a can you not, not?
Can you not recycle?
Yeah.
Aren't we doing something with the scrunchies with being recyclable?
Well, all the fabric that we're looking is recyclable.
Yeah.
So all the fabric is like sustainable and we're just going to keep looking at.
making it more and more similar because I know that that's something that you obviously
wanted to do that yeah yeah and um and obviously it's like better quality but eventually something
that we heard that I think would be really cool is that people could like just give like donate back
or return scrunchies that they are even clothes that they don't want and turn that into fabric because
I love that I think that's the second biggest waste in the world is actually like creating fabric
and that's why that's something like looking into it is making sure that it's not
and you know who knows if we'll stop it scrunchies
p.S when you were washing your face the other day and you had the headband
yeah loved well anyways you know what cleat yeah if you want to be my lover
you gotta get with my friends
if you want to be my lover
you gotta get with my friend
you gotta get with my friends
yeah
I always love when Scary Spice come in
and she did her little rap
Now here's a story from
Oh, maybe it's this
Take it away, Caitlin
Now here's a story from A to Z
You want to get with me, you got Alyssa Gavalea
I got M in the place
It locks it in the space you get
Do you like MC and locks it on an easy bead
It doesn't come for free
She's a real letting ass for me
How you'll see
What does that all mean?
I don't know
On that note
Slom everybody down and mine to doll around
Slam everybody down and mine to tell around
But seriously, what does, here's a story from A to Z.
Now, tell me if I'm wrong on these lyrics.
You got to get with me.
If you want to get with me, you got to listen carefully.
You got M in the place and locks it on your face.
Did I make that up?
You got Glock MC and locks it on the easy B doesn't come for free.
She's a real lady.
I've never thought about that.
And as for me.
And then she like ends it with confidence.
She's like, yeah.
And as for me, hi, you'll see.
You don't even
None of those lyrics have to make sense
If you end it with
You'll see
And you know what
Slam your body down
And wind it all around
What in the hell
Slemy body down
And wind it all around
You know what
When you're the space girls
You can
I want to dissect these lyrics
Rap
Wannaby lyrics
Meaning
My phone's like
Not today Caitlin
Not in Canada
the meaning behind oh it's revealed what is it you know what my favorite line is what
it's like when it asks you so tell me what you want what you really really want at the end it's like
I want to really really really really want a zig-a-zick what does that mean I'm about to tell you
tell me a spicy insider has revealed that the lyrics we got g like mc who likes it on an oh
it's a reference to mel C and jerry hollowell enjoying sex while on ecstasy wow if you listen
carefully in a smart move
scary spice
god
jeez
could you imagine
like now being like
oh I'm singing that because I liked the feeling of sex
on ecstasy people rip you apart
scary spice never explicitly references
but does so by never
completing the sentence and instead
wrapping straight into the next line
which begins with the
she's the songbird
of the 90s
a lyrical genius
Wait, you can't just be very smart.
No, because she leaves it on with an E, like, or she starts the next one with the E.
So she goes, here's a story from A to Z.
You want to get with me, you got listen carefully.
Excuse me.
We got M in the place who likes it in your face.
Oh, I was way off.
We got G like MC who likes it on an easy V doesn't come for free.
She's a real lady.
And as for me, how you'll see?
Whoa.
How am I just figuring out these lyrics now?
Well, I've never thought about these lyrics ever.
We got G like MC who likes it on an easy.
V doesn't come for free. She's a real lady. That's good. Easy V. But you know what? I'd never
listen to lyrics, so this is not. I knew for me. I'm like, oh, mine blown again. You're like
Easy V. Does that Easy V have one or two holes? Let me body down where? And wind it all around. Are we
having a dance party or? You know I love dance parties. Should we wrap this up so we can have a dance
party? Let's, you know what? Space Girls. You know what? Now I'm feeling the Space Girls.
Okay. Which Spice Girl song do you feel the most?
Well, I know what mine is.
What is it?
Stop right now. Thank you very much.
Oh, do you hear that harmonizing?
Bunny with a human touch.
Hey, you always on my mind.
Slow it down, baby.
Oh, right here.
It's like, oh, no.
Oh, is it?
No, she goes, stop right now.
I would sing with my sister and I would always.
the one who would do that.
Stop right now.
I think we need to stop this podcast so that we can start.
Thank you very much.
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