Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Spring Break Tour Toronto

Episode Date: March 28, 2019

Kaitlyn's spring break tour makes it's second stop in Toronto where, along with Brandi as DJ, Kaitlyn is joined by Bachelor in paradise's Kevin Wendt and Astrid Loch! Join in the fun as they talk about breaking the mold and their contracts on Paradise, having lived there now for a few month Astrid gets the Canada Quiz, and an impromptu Ken You Not Subway edition. Peloton - Go to OnePeloton.com enter code Vine to get $100 off accessories Raycon - Go to BuyRayCon.com and use promo code Vine20 to get 20% off your order See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm not lying. Last, we went to a spin class this morning, and so we were like, Brandy, meet us down in the lobby. She goes, yeah, I was that blogging all night, so I can't come. Partly true. Okay, but there's a new meaning for blogging. It's a new development. It's sexting. My boyfriend lives 30 hours away from me.

Yeah, that's a problem. Yeah, what are you going to do about that? Sexed a lot. Sext. Shout out to the sexers out there. I'm one of them. You got to do what you got to do when you're in a long-distance relationship. You got to.

Yeah. My guests don't really know a lot about that because they're living together. Lucky. Must be nice. Do you guys know who it is? Ah! He's a hunky Canadian firefighter. She's a knockout all the way from Germany.

You know them. You love them. Please welcome Bachelor in Paradise Power Couple. Kevin and Astros. Guys, how hot are they? Oh my God. And this is like your hometown. This is my home. It's our home.

Wait, wait. I said, this is your home. And he said, this is our home. Get cuter, why don't you? We were just on the phone with Jason backstage. and he he's the best hype man I've ever heard he's the best hype man he was like so he was like you get out there and you fop up that crowd and he was just like hype and then I was like okay can you do the same for them now and I pass over the phone and he was just he gets into it man that guy's energy I have a lot right now he's like double my energy and it's a lot when we're together but I will

say that he got he snores sorry Jason he snores really bad and so he went on a sleep apnea machine really attractive and um and the guy um my friend nick breeze husband who sold him on the sleep apnea machine was like you're gonna your sex life's gonna be better your your energy level's gonna be you're get more energy and i was like oh please god no no more energy from jason tardick it is aggressive when he did his fundraiser he was like in front of people doing hat flip tricks oh yeah going and it was very very yeah you've seen the denim cowboy hat oh yeah have i seen the denim He tried to make a bet with me He's like wearing it

Like he chose to wear it in his own apartment And then was like Oh do you want to do a bet He loves to bet You want to do a bet that I'll wear this all night I'm like do you want to wear the hat all night And he's like well I'll bet you this And I'm like okay and he won

Because he wanted to wear the hat all night Have you guys seen the denim cowboy hat What do you guys would love with my boyfriend or something Anyways thank you guys so much for being here Of course I love having a Canadian on the podcast, as we usually. Now an honorary Canadian. I ski now, too.

Yeah. Aren't we so welcoming? You are. The nicest people. We were on the Air Canada flight the other day, and somebody had to do a connecting flight, and everybody sat in their seat for the connecting flight people to get off the plane, and that would not happen in America. She looked over me.

She goes, this would never fly in America. They'd be pushing and saying, get the fuck out of my way. They really would. That happens to me. I actually noticed that same thing. Like, men are not gentlemen on flights. I actually make a point to be a little bit of a bitch every flight I go on because I'll, like, go to get my luggage and go up for, and a guy behind me.

So it's like, it's plain etiquette that, like, whoever's in the row first, like, like a wedding, like this row, this row, this row, this row. And this one guy, like, shoved me to get his bag, like a 50-year-old man. I'm like, oh, what a gentleman. Like, I'm like very passive like that. I'm like, oh, I'm such a gentleman. Oh. And he was like, well, I got a connector to make.

And I'm like, so do I. dick you guys think I'm funny I literally just said dick and you laughed that's why I like my vinos how are you guys feeling look I

I went and I like scanned here and then I'm like oh there's a balcony and you guys were very energetic up there yeah how cool are your seats you're like lit up you're like in a spotlight you're like look at me I'm in the balcony I paid less and I look better

anyways let's get to this couple So you moved to Canada I did And when did you move from Germany by the way? Because you're German or did you I'm German, yeah So a German passport, U.S. green card

Oh, so you're just super exotic Just, you know, living all over the world That's cool, you look exotic She speaks German, make her say something Give her a good two sentences and so good Okay, do you know what I'm saying? Can he have an en malbia bita? Can I have another beer?

Yeah, that's all I know. I love to Germany for seven months and that's all I learned out of say I was like that's all you need to know okay say um say thanks everybody for coming we thank you for coming oh uh oh that's very well yeah um you are all lovely people you're like et cetera leiter you make the german language sound hot not always you know the movie salt salt with uh angelina jellate where she just like flips crazy russian out of nowhere yes i was upstairs just finished a workout on the peloton bike i like get off and i hear this crazy assassin in my living room.

And I had never fully heard her like go full German, but she was on FaceTime with her mom and with her aunt or someone at the time and I was like, well, fuck, it's downstairs. Yeah. And like, if it's her and I videoed, I put it on Instagram. Really? Oh my, I actually love when people,

Cleo, who I'm sure you guys all know. This is the best crowd ever. She's probably backstage being like, oh my gosh. She speaks Spanish, French, and English is her third language. Wow. And sometimes she gets sains wrong. Like, I'll give you a Cleoism. Like, if instead of saying, you guys probably know this

because it's Trailer Park Boys, but I'm going to try and make it Cleoism. Okay, three, no, trailer park boys. She'll go like, oh, I'm trying to get two birds stoned at once. Like she, but then I'm like, Cleo, and then she's like, my third language is English, idiot. And I'm like, oh, too shay, too shay. Thursday, April 4th on the CW, don't miss the premiere of the highly anticipated new series In the Dark. In The Dark is from executive producer Ben Stiller and director of The Big Sick. This is the story of Murphy Mason, a sardonic, sexually promiscuous, hard-drinking, young blind woman.

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How long have you been in Canada? When I moved, December time? About Christmas time? Yeah, about Christmas. And I've made it through the winter. I've made it through the winter. So now it's just all uphill. Well, then you're golden.

Toronto in the summer? It's the best. The best. I told her to get through the winter once, and then you'll see, like, how... Once you experience negative 18, there's, like, no going back. It's just the scariest thing. There is no going back. And then you feel like you can do anything.

Anything. Yeah, you're like, I can live through a Toronto winter. I got this. Is it Toronto or Toronto? Toronto? What? Drop the T? Yeah, I heard Toronto.

So I did it right. Yeah. Toronto. Yeah, yeah. Toronto? Toronto? No, yeah. So you did it right?

No. Did you just say it wrong? Toronto. Toronto? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Or an A, I mean, Toronto, if you really wanted it. Oh, really?

Toronto. Toronto. I was trying, I'm like, I'm trying to think what city I'm in sometimes. I'm like, where am I right now? Oh, yeah, Toronto. When I was in Calgary, there's like a few bitter Edmontonians in the crowd. We're like, why didn't you do Edmonton?

Oh, wait, you can't boo Edmonton. That's my hometown. The one guy in the crowd who clearly does not know me at all. He's like, boo, Edmonton. I'm like, that's my hometown. Who dragged you here? Yeah, girlfriend, wife? Oh, you're a good husband.

Yeah, oh. Oh, wow. Is that far? Just kidding. You're really in luck because they're, how many do this? are in the crowd. That was a lot of girls' screams. I'm very confused.

Okay, so one, two. I see quite a few. Okay, there's like, there's like, 18, okay. How many are wearing scrunchies? Yes! What is your name, sir? Jay? Short for Jason? Just Jay.

Oh, short for John. Okay. John? I mean Jay. You look awesome. Thank you for being here. Oh, what? His scrudgy matches his shoes. Give it up for Jay. That's incredible. You guys are in for a real treat

because in Calgary, I talked about tampon strings tickling your butt hole. So, uh, buckle up, everybody. Let's get your relationship talk. Do you guys talk about that stuff yet? Oh, we're still laughing about it. You're laughing because of it. It's relatable.

You're laughing. I was playing... Sorry, I'm talking so much. I'll get to you guys. I'm good. I got wine. You know the game, it's like,

that's what she said, or what do you meme, cards against humanity, that kind of thing. I was playing with my dad, which is, I don't recommend it. And one of the answers

was something about, like, when your tampon tickles your butt hole, and I was like, I am recycling that on my podcast. And the vinos are going to love it. It also said, I was playing with my dad again, and it said,

when you have the same taste in porn as your dad, and I was like, use it. God, it just got weirder and weirder and weirder and weirder. Anyways, back to you guys. So, relationships. Were you guys doing long distance at all for a while? A little bit. Or did you guys just jump right into it?

No, yeah, we jumped right into it. Like, even while Paradise was on, we were illegally going back and forth. Oh, you were? You don't know, like, yeah, don't tell anybody. Wait, how did you do that? Because that's breaking the contract. We just booked flights. Oh.

Yeah. It's amazing. They really can't control you. How dare they break the contract, Caitlin? Everyone does. Scandalous. I definitely spoiled my whole season on Snapchat. Colton, like, ruined his contract with picking one person and not even hit in the fantasy suites.

He knew what he was doing. He's like, the version is not going to go into the fantasy suites with three girls. Like, that people would tear them apart. Yeah. And they would have chosen. is who's first. Mm. Right?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wait. I'm like, I should know this. I'm like, is that a thing? Do they pick? I don't know. Wouldn't they pick.

Did you get to pick who went first, second, third? No. Yeah. I didn't. But I took all three. I'll tell you that. God, I love Canadians. I feel like if I said that in the States,

me, like, oh. But when you guys are dating on the show, did you feel like you were limited you're on bachelor in paradise so you get to spend a lot of time together you remember last time i did your podcast was right after we filmed paradise yes and you he was still in love with you oh you still is obvious he was literally like katelyn this girl is like right up your alley she is so perfect he's like i'm in love with her and i was like really i was so pumped yeah that was like a week we got back from mexico that i came to national oh yeah wait

wasn't that a little secret get together or oh in mexico that's paradise kately I think we had just snuck to get together like the week before. Got spoiled by Rayleigh Steve. And then he came and saw me like two weeks after that. And you guys have just fallen more and more love since? Yeah, we actually bought a place together right away. Whoa. See, I think the one thing, the one thing I've learned is when you first meet a girl,

especially if she's willing to move countries for you, you start fresh in a new home together. Rather than like move into my bachelor pad and just like move my brown chair over and let her move in. So, like, but did you feel like that you really learned a lot about each other on Paradise? Because you got to spend the time together. I feel like on Bachelor and Bachelorette, I feel like you don't get that time. And so on Bachelor in Paradise, you kind of get to spend, like, all your days together. Was it kind of what it was on, like, what we were watching? Was that pretty accurate?

I think that's probably the number one question we get from, like, Blake asked us that. No, not from you, from contestants. Like, Blake asked me that recently. Because he's doing research. And Hannah G asked us. Right? That's a great point. Seriously.

And I'm sure, like, Hannah G, that was the first question she asked us. She's also doing research. Yeah, she's definitely doing research. Mark my words, those two are going to get engaged. Yeah, I second that. I think so. Oh, yeah. I think they're wanting Blake to go in and get engaged.

And I think, well, from what I know of Hannah, I've spent like an hour with her, I feel like she, for being 24, I feel like she's kind of looking for her person. You know, growing up in the South, I can attest to this. Not that I followed that rule. They're not in the still single No, but when you go up in the South Like you're just kind of raised to You get married young

You have kids young It's kind of that mentality So I feel like she's probably there Yeah I think so too I like her Or it could go one of two ways Or she could go in Paradise

To be like Oh dang I've been missing out on life Yeah So it just depends True Yeah I think you just have to find I don't care if it's

If it's the franchise or not I think you just have to meet someone Who you're compatible with Some people think they're gonna go there And fall in love It's like luck Did you know that she was there the year before in paradise?

I didn't watch that one. No, I didn't, I didn't film, but I was there before the shutdown. When the DeMario came to Corinne? And I was stuck in a hotel room for seven days. And then I decided not to go back. So thank you, DeMario and Corinne. What? They're kind of, they should be invited to the wedding.

You know? They kind of are the. So, you guys going to get engaged? I just kidding. No, that's like my least favorite when I was engaged, you're like, so, when are you getting married? I feel like that's probably when are you guys going to get engaged. Does that the most.

question you could possibly be asked? Just by my mom. Oh, okay. Is your mom here? No. Just my mom. Astrid's mom has got it going on. I don't know the rest of the song, but you got it going on.

Oh, and she speaks German too. You guys, I always feel like I'm like, I can speak like two words in French. Do you guys speak French in Toronto? Oh, my gosh. I know that one. That's one of Caitlin's two words. That's the one I know. I think I know more German than I do French, because I lived in Nernberg.

Makes sense. I just know the Beauty and the Beast songs, and I keep trying to sing those. In German? It's just the bonjour part. Oh. Yeah. Bonjour. Bonjour.

Bonjour. Bonjour, bonjour. There I got the maker. Nailed it. Absolutely nailed it. I feel like we should play a game. Oh, no. You know what we're going to do first?

I always love getting to the... What? Oh. You know what? Let's confess. And then I'm going to open the candy knots up to you guys because I didn't plan any. So we're going to confess.

You know I do this. Yeah. Yeah, I got a lot of... Oh, you got a lot. A lot of talk. No, the last one I did. Oh, yes. Do you remember that one?

That was about her. Yeah, you had a boner. Oh, shoot, your mom. She's not paying attention. She's on Instagram. Hopefully she didn't just get. You know what? I don't think.

She heard that. Okay, that's great. Kevin had a boner. Okay, so then you set the bar high for your confessions. Yeah. I'll let you go first. What a gentleman. Who would?

So my confession last time was I couldn't get out of the pool in paradise because... Ashter gave him a boner. Yeah. And they needed me like. You have to come. You have to come. I'm like, no, I don't. I'm like, I'm about to. Do you guys get that joke? Oh, sorry, I just thought you'd laugh harder.

Go on. Okay, your turn. So, I had my friends go to Paradise Theater before, so they gave me, like, a prep list on things to bring. Like, I had an extension cord. I had a fan, like, all of the things that you need to get ready. But also, it's very important for me to go to the bathroom in the morning. Oh, otherwise the whole day is completely ruined. Yeah. So, like, I brought fiber bars.

I brought, um, Murillax. I brought everything to, like, help me. Right. No? No. Oh, okay. Or drink the water. But so, yeah.

So I just, like, was very prepared. So things were going great until he then dumped me. And I had to go pack my stuff. And I had the cameras following me around nonstop. And I'm, like, packing all of my stuff. And as I'm about to reach for the Murillax, I'm like, oh, no, let me not be caught on camera, packing pooping powder, because that will be the most. embarrassing thing of my life. So I left it and then had to fly home very upset, but also

very constipated after paradise. Oh no. Upset and constipated? You dick. Just kidding. You've really made up for yourself here. But that's so funny. They wouldn't be able to show the label anyways because it's TV. Yeah, I guess that's true. But in the moment, all I kept thinking is don't be the girl packing, you're relaxed. I'm like, you should be really upset right now because you just got dumb, but also don't be that girl. Well, nice distraction. I think. guess yeah that was a sad day but you're happy and pooping now

yes I am and that's all that matters that's all the matters was that like kind of a little bit okay maybe you're still under contract maybe I can't say this but was that kind of no we're out we're out two weeks ago

like a week ago oh man I had a party when I was out of my contract and I was like p p pio pio so was that a little bit produced though because they wanted some like drama. You know what it was?

I think it's because it was the third show I'd actually done. I kind of knew the real. I just didn't want to be... You're probably overthinking a lot, too. I knew the next day was looking at rings. And for me, it was just like I knew that I want to be with her. I just didn't want to be on that beach anymore. And then one thing turned to another, and all of a sudden it's like, well, you have to leave or you have to.

And I just said, I'm out of here. And I kind of bailed when I shouldn't have. But it was tough. It was like I knew it was Fantasy Suite and looking at rings and all this, like, finale type shit. And I just didn't want to be there anymore. Oh, so you're human? weird yeah yeah i wasn't thinking episodes or being on tv i was thinking like i just need to get out here and she was the first one who did you ask at the airport you saw john right

yeah i'm like venmo john like venmo john was at the airport when she saw him and the first thing she said was how's kevin is he okay like we knew we were going to see each other again we knew we were gonna when you break up with someone it's usually not a one day thing yeah it usually takes a little while to break up so paradise the same thing on tv all you see is it be over but i knew as soon as we got home we were going to talk and see what's up right and it's nice to work through things off camera. Yeah, it was nice. That's why you take everybody to the fantasy suite.

It's not all sex, people. You get it, you get, like, you know, it's a lot of off-camera time where you actually get to talk to somebody. Yeah, I think my, my biggest, like, I guess my flooded anxiety came from knowing that I want to see here after this whole thing, but I didn't want the pressure associated with. Yeah. Like, you can see the pressure that I'm sure you face, and I know Colton's facing out. Like, when you do the fantasy suites and then everyone, all the fans want to see you with

someone, you just, sometimes you just need a break and to get out. But I think it's really cool that you don't just do what the people, like the viewers want to see. And you're like, well, I'm going to do this, what feels right to me and what will work for us instead of what the producers want. I'm 100% going to marry her one day. So I feel like that's kind of my thank you to the show for hooking me up with her. But I don't need your help going into a fantasy suite. Yeah. You know what I mean?

You, Neil Lane. Every day is a fantasy suite at ROs. Oh, eh-oh. Sorry, Mom, soon to be. She's like... She's on Instagram. All right, quick break. You guys know I love my cycling classes,

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Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no, I just have one. This is a little less on me, but it's kind of a funny story because you were in Banff a couple days ago, too. Yeah, so we were just there three days ago. It's amazing. We were at Sunshine skiing. And I was there.

Your Coors Light, I saw you. Yeah, I was there on a Coors Light, uh, sponsored trip. So we have to take a few photos for Coors Light for advertising. Yes, can we just take a knee sponsored by a beer, like, just going skiing, being sponsored by a beer, like Instagram. Who would have known? I'm like, you know, like, it's a business. It's a business. It's a business. We were out on the patio after our first day of skiing, and we had beers, and I said, oh, this would be a good spot for a photo for Coors Light.

I ran inside, and I got, I had to pee and grab a beer, which I did. But as I was, I had a ski jacket on with a little, little pocket here. And I put my phone in it. Yeah. And when I was standing, it kind of, and it splashed good in the toilet. So I did, luckily, I hadn't started yet. I was just like, I was in like the big ski jacket unzip. fell out.

So I quickly did, like, sleeve up, grabbed out of the toilet. Right. And I went to the sink, and it was one of those ones where you hit it, and just the little tiny stream comes out. Yeah. And I just could, like, there was just no, I was in there for a good five minutes, trying to get a little bit of accumulated water so I could wash, first my hand and then the phone. I didn't really wash the phone very much.

I just kind of did this to it. And then we went outside. And the first thing we saw was a guy who was just eating his lunch, and I said, can you take our photo for us? I was hoping this was going to get better. I was like, okay, little Pee, never heard anybody. Okay, yes, yes. Then he took about 10 photos and I was like,

actually, he could do portrait mode too? And he was handling my phone. And then he ends up back and I take a sip of my beer and he's just there eating his sandwich two seconds later. So he worked at the Sunshine Resort, I hope he's not listening. I'm pretty sure. I mean, all the men here can say that. He's probably not.

Unless he has a girlfriend or wife that makes him listen, I doubt he's listening. That's funny, though. Wow. Gross. Gross. Mine's pretty gross to you, though. It happened today. Uh, if I was like, I gotta remember a confession.

I wrote in my notes and it's just in all caps, swass. Which, as you guys know, is sweaty ass. So I was in the spin class and I experienced swaths for the first time. Does anybody else suffer? You can't, it, Vino's, what does I say? Oh, Vino's forever. Yes, I saw your, and you have a dew. Yes.

I saw you guys on Twitter. Yeah, we wanted to steal your stuff for our stage. Yeah. Because we're supposed to have floaties. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Brandy. Yeah? What happened to the floaties?

Don't look at me, Adam. Where's Adam? He's gone around here somewhere. No, it's not his fault. It's Eric Canada's fault. We're like trying to blame him as totally Air Canada. Lost our luggage. Totally, our Canada.

And we had floaties for the whole stage to make it look like spring break because it's cold outside. And Air Canada lost our luggage, so. They did? That's all we got. So this is all we got. But we saw your guys' photos and we're like, we should put that up. But, I mean, whatever, it's all good.

We are the view, so. So, yes, swass. You guys, don't be gross. Like, don't be gross out by me. I was doing a spin class. And halfway through, I was like, did I get my period? What's happening? Sorry, guys, I told you.

And it turns out, swass, it's a real thing. So that's my confession. I'm feeling really insecure about it right now. Could you guys clap or something? My question is, how was that your first time? That's my first time. I feel like it happens to me all the time. I guess that's what happens when he turned 33,

and it never happened like then. It's like swaths. And now I'm in a gray sweatsuit, so I'm like, uh-oh. So if that happens, just like clap for me. You know, wow, it says a lot about your confidence that you rock a gray sweatsuit when you just discovered swass. Good for you.

Okay, should we play a game? Sure. Don't worry. We'll get to the Canyon Knots. I love that you guys love the Canyon Knotts, but it's so hard to come up with different themes every week for Canyon Not. So you guys, brainstorm not amongst yourselves

just in your head because you still gotta listen to us but brainstorm maybe like a Toronto can you not Toronto airport can you not okay no we'll get there we'll get there yeah

yikes okay let's play a compatibility test oh god game and see if you guys are truly meant to be dealing even though we already know you are

but we're going to test it out okay yep okay what is your biggest relationship deal breaker what's his biggest relationship both both feel free to let's go ladies first

like what is a deal breaker to him just sure in in general relationships like mine would be like for you what is you like a relationship deal breaker for you mine would be like smoking I don't know I think I mean both of us if you don't like our families it like doesn't work for us like we have to be able to all have your families met. So that was my answer. That was my answer. How f***ed up is that? That was exactly what

that's compatibility, my friends. The game is actually called compatibility and he passed the test. I just saw Astrid with my nieces who are like my favorite two people in the whole world and she just spent three days with them out in Victoria and every chance she got like now I've never even heard them say unto Tebben like the second one and now she's even saying Astrid and she's calling for Astrid and she passed the biggest test ever because she worked. She passed the biggest test ever because she read my niece Remington. She read her her nighttime story, and she doesn't even let my mom or her mom do that. It's only my dad.

You're in. Really cool. So she, like, passed the ultimate test. Yeah. And it was the nicest thing to see her with them. Because she's very motherly with her. Yeah, that's nice. We're both big family people.

Like, I think we talk more about each other's families on Paradise than we did ourselves. Which you never saw it because that's boring as hell. Right. It's so funny because people are like, why are they talking about that? Why aren't you eating on dates? Why? And I'm like, do you really want to see two people like shoving their faces like with food while they're talking about like marriage? Like you'd be like, ah, misophonia. Also like stop chewing on camera. Talk. Also, family talk. They're like, mm-mm. You guys are going to get married? Yeah, no family talk. They don't like that. They don't like that. They like the drama. Okay. So same one. Compatible. Okay. How do you define cheating, which was an interesting one for me because sliding into somebody's DMs is cheating to me emotionally. Is that cheating to you guys?

Yeah. Yeah. We actually came up with the same answer. It was anything you do where she couldn't watch me do it. So if I'm sliding to someone's DM and she's reading it, it's like whatever, then that's okay. Because that's something that it's obviously open. But if I have to do anything in private, it's considered cheating.

Like I don't say I can't do it in private. I'm saying if I have to think she wouldn't like me. doing this, that would probably be cheating. I like that. Would you know what I say? God, you guys are compatible. Right? You said that to say that.

No, that's actually really, I like that. I like that really lot. You said that to me once, where it's a good way to, like, gauge it. It's like, if I was watching you, would you still do it? And if you say no, then you know. Then there's Jason. He likes a girl's photo. I'm like, you're not me?

You're like, you say, can you not? Can you not? Like another girl's photo? It's so funny because he's friends with Gronk, like a big football player. One Grunk fan, I like it. Canadiens are like, is that CFL? But he, so his

girlfriend, yeah, girlfriend is like a supermodel, so hot. And what do I see? Like, I don't know this stuff. I just see him liking this chick in a bikini, and I'm like, I know. He's like, yeah, that's my best friend's girlfriend. I'm like, I know. I don't care.

Tears streaming down my face. I don't care at all. I'm super cool. I'm not crazy? Um, what's your ideal honeymoon spot? Something tropical, for sure. We're both beach people. Imagine you're like, um, Toronto. Tropical, like Bahamas.

Like somewhere with a hut that has one of those windows where you can see the fish. That is my, that is my honeymoon destination, Borah, for sure. Or Italy. Has anyone been to Italy? That's a lot. That is a lot. I know. That is all.

What are you for living? It's expensive Okay What is your love language My favorite I got excited I'm like okay I'm like all of them

I'm very needy I need it all I'm kind of the same I'm kind of the same But if you had to pick one I think I show by physical touch Like I'm super touchy-feely

Oh that's nice What am I? I'm not What am I? Words of affirmation maybe Like you need words. I think we're actually just both really needy people and need constant attention from each other.

Again, compatible. God, get less cute. What are your thoughts on PDA? Well, obviously, we just answered that. Whatever you like it. Also, we already answered, do you want kids? How many kids do you guys want? What would be ideal?

Three. I want three. Yeah, me too. We've got to start soon. Yeah. Freeze your eggs, girlfriend. I did. oh like that's too much information

talking about tampon strings tickling your butt hole and I talk about freeze maggots like okay if you guys won the lottery what would you do with your life pay off everyone's debt in my family

would you not start with that like paying off all your parents of debt and ours and then go from there I think the most corny answer but it's true is we're so blessed we travel so much anyway

we do so much shit I just buy a big house and pay off as much of my friend's stuff as I can and that'd be it Yeah, I wouldn't Yeah, you can be met all of you All of these people obviously I mean, how big is the lottery is my question

That's true That's true Brandy and I backstage were like We would quit Instagram Immediately immediately get off Instagram I love you guys But sometimes that shit just takes over the old brain And it is not a good place to me

But I was like oh yeah Tollip Tollip pay off all my friends' debt and everything My family I love them friends with exes yay or nay I'm not friends with any of my exes

I'm friendly if I saw them out but I'm not friends with them like that like I'm cordial but not I don't have to catch up I don't have to wish you a happy birthday Jason told me here his ex-girlfriend messaging each other every birthday

I'm like that's enough oh I can top that my boyfriend lives with his ex-girlfriend pardon me what your your boyfriend lives with his ex-girlfriend he does no she works at the place that he's a guide at and they all live in a staff house together he lives in the same house as her yeah have you met her

I'm so cool guys I'm so cool that I'm so cool that I'm so cool with it have you met her though like are you guys friendly and stuff she's fine yeah well let because you you went there and you met her I did here's here's my here's my thing is like she lives in the same house as him if he wanted to be with her with her. That's true. It says a lot about your confidence. I say that at least 10 times a podcast. But that's true. So you just have to say to him, when you talk to her, think like I'm there. Oh, yeah. And then you'll know if you're doing anything right or wrong. That's because you guys are in the honeymoon phase. Everything's all hunky-dory in the honeymoon phase. And then you get to the real shit. I'm like waiting for that. I'm like, okay, when are you

going to stop sitting flowers and telling me how beautiful I am? Because, wow, I'm bitter. Everything I see about relationships, I'm like, eh. Okay. Yeah, I'm with you, though. I'm not friends with any of my exes. Like, if you run into them, be nice to them. Be nice to them. Say hello. Give them a hug. Even if I hated their guts, I would still be nice because I'm passive like that. But, like, you don't need to text each other. Right. Do you believe in love at first sight? No. No. I think, like, serious attraction.

I think, like, lust at first sight, let's not love. I agree. I'm sure you've met someone and then they open their mouth and you're like, no. Totally. Yeah. Five of them, actually. How are we doing out there? All right, let's take a little break from the live show to talk about Disney for a moment, shall we? Walt Disney World is the perfect escape, and now as an adult, you can experience it an entirely new way,

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where you can experience the exciting toy-filled world of Andy's backyard. I want to. Okay, so, first of all, should we do a little Instagram story? Yes. Tag me. Aunt me. Hey, maybe we should FaceTime Jason too.

Yes. Okay. Oh, I haven't even posted the one I... Okay, let's do... Like a, like, hi Jason on three, and he'll feel so special. Ready? One, two, three. Hi, Jason!

Okay. Hi, Jason. Perfect. Okay. So we'll save that. Give him a quick face time. By the way, he's probably going to be freaking out because he's very political. correct. He's like, really like,

he uses big words, I don't. He's a politician, for sure. He's a politician. And so when I put him on the spot, he freaks out, and he's like, because I'm not, and I just say whatever. So last time I called him in Calgary, we did a FaceTime. So I was talking about, you know, the myth with pineapple and... I try to tell him about that. And he didn't get it.

Your mom's here. Now do you get it? Wait, what did you say? Her mom's here. Oh, we can talk boners, but we can't talk pineapple. But you know now? Yeah. Yeah.

You guys know? It's a thing. Do you not know? Oh, you're so cute. So when a guy likes a girl, you just want me to say it out loud. Yeah, I know. I could read you like a book. So I Face-Tived him and I was like, so do you like?

pineapple? I don't even remember what I said, what I say. Oh, Bree said it all. Oh, Bree said it all. She would. Anyways. Oh. What are you doing having a drink, having a little like business meeting drinking your little blazer? I took my blazer off, I took it off. That's what took you so long to answer. Yeah, that's what took it so. like, she's going to chirp my blazer, take it off? Is that what happened? Well, first of all, I had to take my blazer off, and then I had to unbutton one button,

so I didn't look like such a nerd, you know? You look hot. I told them about the pineapple story, and I said I wouldn't do that again to you. Yeah, thank you. So what's the turn here? What's the dirty joke? What's the dirty joke?

Okay, wait, what question do we have for Jason? Okay. You guys have a blast. Let's go Buffalo. Wow. Let's go Buffalo. Let's go Buffalo. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Yeah. Let's go Buffalo. That's all I know. Hey. That's awesome.

Oh, we got one. Do you remember we went to the Patriots' Bills game together? Oh, yeah. Kevin's got a story about this. Hey, you know, I'm Caitlin. I think that my man, Kevin, I should go one-on-one-clock. Canada versus a man. Yeah, we got a hockey challenge.

Me versus Jason. With your shirts off. With your shirts off. With your shirts off. We're doing it. Me and you were doing it. We'll put a bet on it. Okay, sounds good.

TARPS optional. TARPS optional. Listen, one-on-one hockey. If I lose, I'm going to go to a Maple Leafs game with a Maple Leafs jersey on. Okay. If you lose, you come to Buffalo with a Buffalo Bill's jersey on, and we break the table right over you. Tom, oh, Tom, but Tom Brady's Nutrition Company follows me, and they'll unfollow me.

Tom Brady's nutrition, it's all about followers. Tom Brady's nutrition company follows him, though, so he can't. So the bets off. Yeah. Yeah, deal. That's a deal. That's a big deal. That's a deal.

All right. That's a bet. Okay, go enjoy your happy hour. I love it. See, I'm going to go pull my blazer back out. I'm going to go back. I blew my kiss to give me a piece. Okay, wait.

Kevin said backstage that he had a story about Jason for us. Yeah, you guys are like this one. So I went to the Buffalo Bill's Patriots game with him and Blake and Dean. And they're nuts. And they're crazy. I was the guy in the Patriots hoodie and like everything and they were all throwing beers at me and everything. Anyways, Jason and I had a few drinks and we were talking for a while and Blake was talking to Dean a little bit about how he's going to Paradise. And there's no surprise Blake will be the first person on the beach in Paradise.

He'll be the star this year. And he's, you know, and he's fully single, good to go. Anyways, Jason and I were hanging out and I said, what about you? And no word of a lie. He turned to me and said, he's like, dude, you're in your 30s. He's like, I see the way you are with Astrid. he goes, I would take that over any show in a heartbeat.

And that's a true story. What? I thought you were going to tell some crazy drunk like lunatic story about how she got. And it's so easy to say, oh, I'm going to wait six months to be single and then I can get to go on a new show and meet new people and everything. And he said 100% if I met someone today or tomorrow, it would trump any show or any popularity or anything else.

So that's who you are to him. That's great. And it worked up for him. He's a good one. He's a good dude. He really is. I always say he reminds me of like a good Canadian hockey boy. He's just close enough to the border.

Who wears blazers? He's like, sometimes I'm like, you're a little too New York. Drop the blazer and we'll talk. No, but that's what he, I promise you, he probably took his blazer off before he came on FaceTime, which is freaking adorable that he would do that. I actually started to like his blazers. There was one time where I was like, I don't think I could get down with a style.

And I'm like, really, Caitlin, are you that shallow? That's what you're like going to pick apart. I'm like, he's perfect in everywhere, but every way, but he wears blazers. We've got a little Canadian quiz for Astrid. Oh, God. Are you ready? I'm scared. It's okay.

Because you haven't been here that long. Right. But we will judge you if he get them wrong. Ready? What is Canada's national sport? Hockey. Well, yes, and no. There's two.

Lacrosse and hockey. Okay. I didn't know that until I just. I was going to say curling. Yeah, curling would have been a good guy. I feel like that's constantly on TSN is curling. TSN. See, she even said TSN.

Oh, there you go. Yeah, okay, you pass. Game over. Okay, what animal is on the Canadian quarter? Do you know what a quarter is? Just kidding. A moose. Yeah.

Okay, that was a lucky guess. Maybe I should ask Kevin somebody. No, no. Tell you. What is the capital of Canada? Oh, we just. We just talked about this. It's Ottawa.

You little shit! The only reason I forgive you is because you were in a matching due to your sweater. We just talked about this, though. Yeah, she knew it. So what's the capital of Ontario? Because Ottawa was in Ontario. Toronto. We just talked about this.

We just talked about this. We were preparing for this interview right now. What is the... Cleo wrote this one. I don't get it. Okay, it's a typo. What's the Canadian National Anthem? Oh, here we go.

Oh, Canada. And then I don't know how it goes. That is every American or European or anything ever. Everybody's like, oh, I got this one. Oh, Canada. I've been to a couple hockey games, so I know that one. You got to learn that part. Isn't it like if you want it your citizenship, you've got to like sing the national

effort? No, I just made that up. That's from TV. But you should learn it. Oh, just kidding. I was about to ask. Caitlin, can you sing the whole thing? Can we hear it?

I can even sing the American one. Can you sing the new version? Like the new Canadian? The new one? Yeah. I can't. I don't know where they switched. There's a new one?

Oh, they switched it to where it's like women are included. I kind of like that. It's great. I mean, I don't love changing the anthem, but I kind of like that it's like, yeah, involve us. Sons and daughters. All of us. Okay. That was pretty good, right?

Yeah, you knew two words, yeah. I asked you what the anthem was. You said, oh, Canada, that's the anthem. That's right. I can sing the American one except I get a little confused at one part. How many national languages does Canada have, and what are they? Two. Yeah?

French and English. It's so funny. I love your confidence in your answers. Yeah, but she's almost looking at me like the jokes on me, like I'm the idiot. She's like, you should know this. It's French and English, Caitlin. Okay, what's the national animal of Canada? Shut up.

Can't give her the answers? No, don't look out there. A moose. I mean, I would have guessed the same thing, but it's a beaver. Oh my God, that was my second guess. It actually was. Wait, why is it a beaver? I don't know.

Why is it a beaver? Why isn't it the moose? Because beavers rule? I mean, that's a beaver. That's a weird answer, but okay. Because they rule. How many time zones? I didn't even know this one.

How many time zones does Canada have? Three. Four. Four? So nobody knows this one. It's six. Six? Four.

Five? See, I got these from Cleo, whose third language is English. She doesn't get, it says six. Is there six? I can think of five. Yeah, Brandy's got the computer. I have my passport, so I'm my win. You got to know this.

What? Yeah, what's with that? I lived in Newfoundland. Six time zones, y'all. Six. Told you. Yeah. It's in the notes.

Pacific Mountain, Central, Eastern, Atlantic, and Newfoundland. Newfoundland's half hour. Do what, did I say that funny? I lived in Newfoundland for a hot minute, and have you guys ever been? Any newfies in the crowd? Liar again Really? Name the main street there

Okay, you are from there Okay I lived like one block off George Street And I don't remember six out of the seven months I live there It's a great time True or false Canada has a national holiday

Called Canada Day True She's good Also May 24 is the thing I've learned What? Yeah, May 24. They don't know.

May 24th. Also May 24th, but you can call it May 24. Victoria Day. Yeah. We're going to Bali, though. Yeah. You're going to Bali? Yeah.

What? Okay. May long. Okay. I was like, why don't I know this? May long. Yeah. Are you recording me right now?

No, I'm totally okay with it. I'm just kidding. Make sure you get a mustache man in front of you. Tampon strings It's custom to bring maple syrup to your neighbor when they move in True or false Nobody brought me any maple syrup when I moved So false

God damn you are finding loopholes Canada has the highest percentage of seasonal depression due to the long winters True Experience it You haven't been here long enough False. Canadians are just generally pretty happy. Oh, okay. Cleo could have made that up, I don't know.

Dog food is tax deductible in Canada. Yeah, it is. Shit, I'm moving here. And I'm really sick you guys answering for Astrid. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, no, it's true. Yeah. Why do you live in the United States?

I don't know. I don't know. I ask myself that all the time. Yeah. You guys going to get a dog? We are. October. Mm-hmm.

Is this like a known thing? Well, he already has a name picked out for his future dog that he wants to have. We're going to get a dog from St. Lucia from a rescue one. Like, when they get the kill-bin ones or bring him over? We're going to get it in October. His name is Ace. We just don't know who he is yet. Oh, you've got a whole plan.

He's a planner. I've been excited. I'm a planner. Oh, I am so not a planner? Yeah, I'm a planner. I didn't know what these questions were today. But I'm going to have a dog named Ace. Well, that's amazing.

Like after Ace Ventura? I don't know. Just ace. Sounds cool. Just likes it. Okay. Pet Detective. I don't know.

That'll work. Yeah, that's what we'll do. That's so cute. That's like, okay, you guys bought a house together and you're going to have a dog. Yeah. Get married already. I think that's, oh no, I have one more. It's illegal to high five in public in certain provinces in Canada.

Oh, if it is, you're in trouble. Because he loves to high five people. Nobody loves a high five more than Kevin. He loves it. Really? At concerts, he's just high fiving every year. Country concerts is meant for high fiving. We talked to.

this and I said bring back a high 10. Yes, we do talk about that. High 10. I'm doing high 10 on summer low. It's a double high five. Is it illegal? High 10. Oh, sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. False. This is not a thing. Good. You're good. Okay, wait, one more. Canada consumes more mac and cheese than any other nation in the world.

I love that. We're cheering for that. I feel like false. America is like very. Very obese, so I just can't picture that being true. No, it's actually true. What? And we call it?

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Hey, everybody. If you like my show, then you're going to love Divorce Sucks with Laura Walser on Podcast 1. And this week, Laura is in studio with the hilarious actress Anna Farris. Download new episode of Divorce Sucks with Laura Wosser every week on podcast 1. You're listening to Off the Vine Race Therapy. How are you guys feeling? Did you get a little top-up of your wine, a little pee break, a little dew? Whoa, you two in the middle with your bright dues are really standing out right now.

Yeah, they are. Yeah, raise the roof, girls. Raise that roof. That's the best thing that's... I just called out girls with scrunchies and they raised the roof. Is that still a move? Oh, it's a move. Everybody should do that right now on three.

I think I need that on Instagram. Stand by. Okay, right. Oh, wait. What if everybody who has a do waves it? Is that too much work? Yeah, don't ruin your hair. Yeah, sorry.

Sorry, that was stupid. That was stupid. Okay, everybody raise the roof and go, ooh, oh. The things you guys will do for Caitlin Bristow, man. That was so cute. That was really cute. Okay, did you guys come up with a can you not? Oh, wait, you guys didn't all discuss in the lobby and come up with something?

Okay, what's your can you not? Can you not fall asleep on the subway? I mean, I think I've done that. I've done that. But, what, I mean, you've got to catch your ease wherever you can. No, stupid. Can you not pee on the subway? Is that a thing?

Okay, so are we going with the theme of subway in Toronto? What? I thought he said team not pee. I'm like, yeah, we're all on that team. Okay. Can you not rack a beer? at 9 a.m. Why not?

Mad respect. Says a lot about their confidence. Wait, is that a thing? Who has cracked a beer at 9 a.m. on the subway? That's a lot. Everybody else, get out. Just kidding. Okay, um, back.

Yeah, uh, you're looking right at me. Yep, you. Yep. Mm-hmm. Yep. No, sorry. Okay, sure. You first and then her.

Yeah. Can you not sit right beside me when the whole subway is? Yes, bitch, yes. That one I can get down with. I hate when there's any kind of public seating. Europe is actually very known for this, where it's like there could be a table at Starbucks, and if that chair is empty, someone will just sit,

and you'll be like, oh, are we having coffee? It's a thing, which is actually very friendly. But I hear you because there's a whole bus. Why are you sitting right beside me? You smelly son of a bitch. Who is it at? Yeah. Can you not have bed bugs on the subway?

Okay, what the fuck? Who's the subway thing? What is it? Remind me to never ride the subway here. Is this a thing? He just told me to start taking public transportation. Yeah, if you want bed bugs and peatants. Never mind.

Never mind. What? I've never heard the bug beds or the bed bug thing before. I love you. You look great. That's our neighborhood. Okay, go. Do you guys have a...

You live here. You guys live here. Do you give me a can you nut? I'll let you think about it. You guys hit them all. Peeing on the subway. That was a big one. Yeah.

I sleep. I've slept on the subway, though. You're... But then that has to do with cracking the beer at 9 a.m. I think they go hand in hand. Like, is the beer just flat over, like, for everyone to see? Oh, do you... Go on.

Oh. Well, what are they supposed to do with their stuff? Yeah. Yeah, I don't wear a fucking backpack. You asshole wearing a backpack. Oh, God. You guys could never live in the States. Do you know what a backpack is?

Never. A book bag. a book bag is that what we call it a book bag is that what we had a huge argument about what a bookbag so it's a backpack right it's a book bag so it's not it's a book so we had to go to the emoji oh and backpack came up as a little backpack like we think in book bag was like a briefcase so the apple settled the argument and that's the kind of fights kevin and astrid have relationship goals okay yep Since you're saying it anyways

I'm just kidding I'm just wearing a can you shirt Get it girlfriend You've had that for a while Most people threw those out I like you Do you have a can you not

Are you just Oh yeah Can you not talk to me When I have headphones in That's a really great one Happens to me on the airplane All the time All the time

Like there's people who Social etiquette I have the look of don't approach me Yeah please It happens to me in the Uber Like I get in the back seat Headphones in I don't have to chat with the Uber

And he just keeps asking me How my day is I'm like, it's fine. I don't understand how people don't get that cue. Like, I put, the guy sat down next to me the other day and goes, so, coming from home or flying home? And I went, and I put on my headphones. And then he tapped me on the shoulder.

No, you're right. He didn't do that. No, you did. He did. He tapped me on the shoulder and asked if I was having the meal on the plane. I was like, or are they asking? And he was like, oh, no, I'm just wondering if, because if you're going to, I'm going to. I'm like, we're not on a date

He was trying to hit on you for sure It was weird Yeah And it got weird But I mean I won't board you with the details It was just weird Okay maybe like two more can you knots Yeah you went

Girl Can you knot pigeons is my biggest Can you not in life Why are they such little Friks with wings Rachel hates birds She does

Oh wait did I know this Like, is it like scared of them to... I do remember that. It was on her season two and I was like, bitch stole my look. Scared of birds. Yeah. And I never understood it, but it makes sense once you see that many pigeons. Yeah.

Pigeons are assholes. They're creepy. They're like squirrels. They are. They're squirrels with wings. Squirrels are cute though. Pigeons are not. Squirrels are also rats with bushy tails.

The bushy tail is really cute. It's really cute. It does cute it up a little. little bit, but there's still rats. Rodents. Sorry. I can go on all that. Okay, last one.

Well, I have to go with you, aggressive peeps. Blue sweater again. What? Oh, do Toronto people drive like assholes? Oh, they do. But we're really good at it. Do you drive like an asshole? I'm one of those.

Road rage. Road rage, too. He does this thing where he pulls up to people who are doing illegal things, and he spares at them. And he does this thing. where it's like, you know what you're doing wrong. I'm like, they don't get what you're saying. They're just thinking, who's this asshole staring at me?

No, no, because they know what they did. They know. Right? They know what they did. When you stop and stare just for one second and lock eyes, they know they f*** up. It is so irritating. That's such a dad thing, too.

Like, I'm not mad. I'm disappointed. That's like what you do with your look. Yeah, that's exactly we do. You're not like, you're like. I even rolled. down my, I rolled down my window. He goes,

Oh. I'm like, what is that? It was so aggressive. They know. Leave them alone. Wait, I drove in Germany, and it's a thing that you can't finger somebody in Germany, right? Whoa.

Whoa. Oh, did you go sexual with that? Was that sexual? Sorry, I didn't go finger or I went finger. The middle finger. You can't give the middle finger in Germany, right? I don't think you're supposed to do it anywhere, honestly. I don't think you can just drive in like

I got Okay I learned that the hard way I got kicked out of a brothel in Germany because the stripper said I stole her pole And I gave her the finger Because I was young and stupid

Brandy liked that one I love this story I feel like I need to hear this whole story Like why you were in a brothel Red Light District And so I got kicked out And then I had a few more beverages And then I accidentally came back

To the same place I got kicked out from And they're like, we just had this conversation You can't be in here and I was like But it was like a thing Like they told me you can't give the middle finger In Germany and people do a face wash Instead Is that

I mean when I was like 12 So I don't know Oh maybe Marina you would know Mom Do you do it Is this offensive? Oh see

Depends on the situation. Have you given the finger in Germany before? She definitely has. Have you given the face wash? Yes. Oh, wow. I told you. That's a thing.

It's like the friends. We love friends. So that is this and this. Anyways, what else we got. You know what time it is? What? I stood up, I got so excited. It's Q&A time, baby.

Yes. Okay, a little Q&A. Are we fading or are we a little buzzed? Okay. Okay, Q&A, go. All right, Astrid, Kevin, feel free to also answer these questions if you feel so inclined. We're a team here. All right, so we got a couple from the actual audience. So, Hala, if I read your question.

Michelle is having her first baby. Michelle, you hear? Hala. She's embarrassed now. She's like, why did I ask this? She says, can you give her your favorite boy name and girl name? How honored would you be? if she names her kid whatever you said well if you don't you're out of the vinyl club

just kidding uh girl name well i don't want to give you mine because they're good so your second favorite okay my second favorite um this is crazy but i've always let always okay i'm drunk and i'm just trying to think of a name as i say this you guys go first you go i like Blake for a girl. I like, I like boy names for a girl. Me too. I'm like a big fan of those. I like Ace, but that's my dog's names. Future dog.

It's like an old school name that I've always liked and now I've seemed to forget it because I had a I feel like Jack is a good one right now. Oh, I actually do like Jack, but I like Jack for a girl too. It's because of this is us. This is us. I love that show. That's why. He's like my hero on TV.

Um, um, what's, my... Jack Pearson? Yeah. Oh, he has a real name? He's so, Jason. It's like half the reason I'm dating Jason. It's because I'm like, you are Jack. He kind of is.

He is. Oh, wait. Yeah, he is. Uh-huh. This is how I know. I'm like, keep bumping the microphone in my lips. I'm like, settle down, Caitlin. Uh, girl name and boy name.

Okay. Girl name? I like Charlie. I like that. And boy name. Jack I don't know I wasn't prepared for this one

Go on It's pretty good Is it? Yeah I'm gonna come up with something better To ask me at the end See when I think of Jack I think of Jack Dawson

From Titanic And I just swim Oh wait I like the new Dawson Oh Dawson's Creek Don't do it Don't ruin this Then you're Dawson's Creek guy forever That'd be the worst

No this is a new generation Nobody Do you guys even know What Dawson's Creek is Oh Just kidding Well your kids' friends won't know I like Charlie and Dawson.

Next question. Okay, next question. There is a gentleman in the crowd. Yeah, right. Right? Yeah, it gets better. He's listened to one of your podcasts. One? One.

It was the one with Biz Nasty. Oh, yeah. That makes sense. Wants to know what your favorite story about him is. I can't tell you. He, honestly, Paul Bissonette is maybe the dirtiest dog you've ever come across in your whole career of dirty dogs like do you know who that is

biz nasty no what i don't either well that's fine he's canadian old hockey player he's like known on twitter for being like ridiculous and he just chirps himself and he's on barstere sports podcast i mean great guy super nice and he means well that's what i would say about him he means well I'll tell you, are you part of the meet and greet? Hmm, really. Okay, well then I guess you don't get to find out of the story. Next question. I feel like you've maybe told this story,

but maybe you can elaborate. Holly wants to know how on earth you and Jason really met. Maybe she doesn't believe the story you've told. I'm not sure. I mean, you'll never know, but just kidding. Okay. When I watched The Bachelorette, I was always rooting for Jason. It was like for him to be happy or for him to be The Bachelor. There's just something about him. I think you guys can probably agree. You just were rooting for him. Like he just seemed like a really good guy. So I was like, well, I'm in Seattle visiting. One of my best friends lives in Seattle. And so we were naming off people that I could podcast with. And they're like, we can get Jason. We can get Olivia. We can get blah, blah, blah, blah. I shouldn't say that. That's rude. Des. and Molly. I love them, but they couldn't make it. That's why I meant by blah, blah, blah. and so Jason could make it

and so I did a podcast with him and when he left I was like God that guy reminds me of a Canadian whoever dates him is super lucky so then he left and he went around the corner and called his best friend and said I'm in love and I was like

I hope that guy's the bachelor and then we were texting because I sent him a picture to promote the podcast and then he sent me a picture of a girl and said what do you think about her And I was like, excuse, oh, okay, so we're not flirting. Okay. And so I was like, I think you could do better.

And then we just kind of were like bantering back and forth. And then it was, okay, wait, American Thanksgiving, which is November, what, Brandy? 26. Oh, I guess you're not, you're Canadian now. I'm not Canadian. Third Thursday. Third Thursday of November. And so I went to New York to do a podcast.

Pay attention, Brandy. Yeah. Listen to me. And he was in New York with his family, and we met up for a drink with a group of people, and I left me like, and that's how it happened. Simple. Then we couldn't stop talking ever since. You're like, do we clap? Do we clap for that?

Yeah. We're very compatible. Yeah. So what's your deal breaker? Oh, um A blazer. That's a loophole. You'll let that one go.

My deal breaker, I think it's if you don't want kids. Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah. I don't think I could. Well, I know I couldn't.

I'd be like, you could be the best guy in the whole world. But if you don't want kids, I'm like, are you a monster? Or a dog. If you don't like golden retrievers or children, you're out. That's my deal breaker.

That's good. We got Kristen, who won the contest on Bumble. Oh, there she has. She says, how do I get through a breakup and come out stronger? I got to get out of this slump. I feel like you would have great advice.

Oh, find a Jason. I wasn't going to say that. No, find yourself. And, fuck you, Astrid. I only say that because I did. I had already found myself before. But yes, I completely, completely agree with that. Do all the shit that makes you happy and all the shit that they put you down?

about, do all of that stuff. I agree. Okay, so we're going to ask Astrid the questions from now on. Yeah. Shit. I just got shown up on my own goddamn podcast. No, but that is, I mean, we all know I would give that same advice. I totally

agree. I only found Jason because I had found myself. Exactly. And that's the truth. Astrid is good. Yeah. Maybe I'll have like an Astrid segment on my podcast now where I'm like, ask Caitlin, ask Astrid. I like the way that's true. It sounds. Ask Astrid. It takes a lot of pressure off.

Take notes for your own podcast, Astrid. We're all doing it. It's weird if you don't have a podcast now. All right. Kenzie wants to know. Astrid, you could also answer this, not just because you're the best at answering, but, you know. What are some tips for ladies that want to go on The Bachelor? Do you have any advice that can help them get on? Like, be yourself.

Like, if you try to fake it and be that perfect person, they can see through it. this is all these people do is weed through people who are trying to pretend like there's somebody else to make it on the show. So just like be vulnerable and just tell your story. And if you don't be yourself, they'll see through it. And they'll make you the villain

and just make you like it's their job to just go through thousands of people to pick the people they like. So if you try to be somebody else, it's not going to work. Has anyone here applied recently? Be honest. Come on. Oh, we've got to love you.

Her hand would have so. So, so. slow. There's got to be more of y'all. There's got to be. Just curious. Yeah. No, that's... Anyone else? We'll give you... We might give you a scrunchy. They like f***ed up people. So if you're f***ed up, don't be discouraged.

They like it when you're... And I went on... If you have issues? Great. Yeah. We all do. Who doesn't have issues? There you go. You do so. We all do. Oh, no, I said who doesn't have issues?

Oh. I mean, I liked your confidence. Can you, what was your name that applied? Nikita, would you like a scrunchy? Yeah. You guys are the cutest. You're like, oh, gosh, did I? I have a scrunchy for you.

Come get a scrunchy, girl. Don't look at my swath. I'm staring right at it. Cute. See? Pace, to be honest. You guys are so cute clapping. I honestly love you guys.

Okay. That's so good. All right. Next question. Are you guys watching Big Brother Canada 7? I need a yes or no before I continue here. I don't think I get that in the States. Oh, Kevin?

No, we watched episode one and then we have the rest on PVR. We were traveling the last of a while. So we'll have a big binge day. He's a big brother person. I never watched until him. We bonded last time over that because the American one was on. Yeah. Does Jason?

and Angela? No, I just FaceTime to them. Also known as Tangela. Tangela. They seem very in love. They are. Do you guys watch Big Brother? Does Jason watch Big Brother?

No, but he will now. He will if he knows what's good for him. That's a deal breaker. Do you watch Big Brother? No. Bye. We had dinner. We had dinner with Tangela.

Oh, you did? Yeah. And they touch a lot. They're very, like, PDA's great. They touch a lot. We like touch. No, not us. We don't touch us.

I was like, that is illegal. Oh. They love each other a lot. Wow. Yeah. Well, that's kind of sweet and uncomfortable on like a double date. Yeah. Because you're like, I'm really happy.

You're happy, but can you not? Okay. Yeah. And you guys are touching people, so that's... But not like that. Like, give us an example of what they were doing. I don't know. I don't know comfortable in front of my...

mother. Oh yeah, just kidding. Just kidding, Mom. Sorry, Mom. Yeah, she's like, no, I don't go ahead. Nice excuse. No, they're really nice. They were just, they're very much in love and they show it a lot. Okay. So, and Big Brother Canada is on right now? Oh, what? I've heard it's really good. Really? Can you send me a link? Okay, thanks. Cool. Cool. Cool beans. Is it not too showy though? I feel like there's a lot of like extra, like, isn't it some big, do Oh, they do? Because you can't do that on the American one. Well, before you went on the Canadian Bachelorette, they used to do, like, do you guys remember? Did you watch, like, the first few seasons where they'd be, like, sitting around the kitchen and they'd be like, have you tried this Excel gum?

And they did, like, commercials through the show, and you're like, what's happening? It was so weird. Do they do that on Big Brother Canada? So the one difference between the two I know is that in the American Big Brother house, you can't see anybody. It's just mirrors. So all the producers, all the cameras, everything is behind mirrors. but in Canada, there's guys in full black body suits holding cameras. And they just want, because a producer from The Bachelor of Canada was also a producer on Big Brother Canada.

So there'll just be a bunch of people in black body suits. And you just can't, like, you can talk to them all you want, but they can't talk to you back. And that's not an uncomfortable job. Like Bella Club, like. Yeah, like they're just, they're basically just, you're not supposed to. Can they breathe? I don't. It seems like they could file in for workers' comp or something.

Like, that seems like uncomfortable. Yeah. And then we asked Tyler and Angela, because I was curious if it was the same thing for the U.S., and they're all behind mirrors and all that. What was the biggest thing that you found out from them that you were shocked about? Oh, God. Get them in trouble now. Probably that.

Like, it's creepy. Like, when we talk to producers, we feel like we're talking to our friend. It kind of helps you open up. Let me, like, tell you my whole life story. Yeah. But with them, like, how do you talk to? A mirror. A mirror.

A mirror. Yeah. I mean, I'd really enjoy talking to the mirror, but. Yeah, they said they go into the diary room and it'll just be like a, like an alien voice. Like an alien voice or say, like, tell me what you think. And you just have to like talk to a mirror. So, you know, on The Bachelor, you're sitting and you're talking to someone like this. And then imagine that for three months.

Yeah. I would go crazy. I mean that they do. Yes. They went crazy. I went crazy in paradise. By like week three, I was like, I think I'm just going to swim off of this beach. Yeah, call it a day.

Yeah, this is how she's going to go. what's the craziest thing that you guys did on Paradise that we didn't see? I mean besides that Hey mom oh god

but like something that we didn't see that you guys were like oh I wish they would like a fun thing that we wish we would have seen oh you're weirdos you want to see that Look now that's what we wanted Give the people what we want

Come on There's got to be something Can you think of anything? Like do you guys toot in front of each other? Girls don't fart Oh I do Girls fart and poop Sorry to break it too

You poop a lot Coming for the girl who talks about like Mirlax like you need to have your morning regular poop It's really interesting how our relationship was shifted From where when we met in Paradise I was like I don't do anything to where now I'm like pass me to relax I gotta go put it in your morning coffee you guys cheers cheers

but that's gotta be so how do you like on paradise like as a bachelorette you get to like you know go have your own private time you only see the guys on camera you guys spend a lot of time together how do you control your bodily functions god I'm so immature I have to go interview BRB are we out of our contract for sure we're definitely out of our contract okay I'm just kidding um no we actually shared a room together for almost the whole thing. And we don't get to see that? Because it also

had air conditioning. He sold me on air conditioning. He goes, do you want to spend the night? There's air conditioning. Wait, you got air conditioning? Do the men's like cabins have air conditioning? So like the individual things are open in bunk beds and you're sleeping with other girls. Like I shared a bed with Angela for the first five days. And I was with Jordan. Oh. Is Jordan really Jordan?

He's awesome. I met him in, I actually met him. So then he looked at me and he goes, and like, do you want air conditioning? I'm like, yeah, I do. And then we had to consent. We have our own bathroom. We had to consent to sleep in the same room together.

We had to like do our whole. We had to consent in front of cameras to be like, I consent to sleep in a room with Kevin went. I can change my line. And then we had air conditioning, but our own shower, our own toilet, our own everything. I mean, Corinne and DeMario really, like, it was like a blessing and a curse for you guys.

Thank them. Yeah, yeah, okay. Dude, I would do anything for air conditioning. You don't understand how high it was. Like, and at that point, I was like, oh, my God, I can do my makeup and I can stay on. Yeah. You're like, I don't even know if I like this guy, but air conditioning. Pretty much.

That's how he sold me on the whole relationship. Yeah, I would do good things for air conditioning. I seriously would, yeah. No. Big deal. Yeah, yeah. But you have to consent all the time every day. At least you don't have to do that anymore.

I asked red Any more questions All right we have one final question For you KB Okay Rebecca wants to know If you're going to have a crossover With your scrunchies and wine collection

Like a grungee Yeah Do you know what it is Or you're saying duh Do you know how perfectly a scrunchy would just fit On top of a wine bottle Three of them Maybe a Merleau

Colored scrunchy Mm Yes Yeah it's great idea right Way to spoil my big secret Yeah, okay, so what month are we in? March? Yeah. May wine will be coming out.

I keep pushing it back. And I have a big surprise coming out on my birthday, which is June 19th. But yes, scrunchies will be. We're going to do a bunch of contests, a bunch of pictures, a bunch of winners. People will be able to come on the podcast if you buy my wine and you can hang out with me. Such a business woman, you know? Also, very cocky. Buy my wine and come hang out with me.

But yeah, it'll be May and June, a really big surprise coming on my birthday. Yes? Just wait. Eventually, yes. I'm trying to figure out all the logistics. But you can always travel to the States. You guys are pretty close. Come see me in Nashville and drink my wine with me.

Yeah, try and hide your excitement. Okay? We're figuring it out. I could do a smuggling business from Buffalo. Oh my gosh. I'll just supply you all. Come to our house. Kevin's got it.

Yeah, I'll just like gift you wine. Yes. And then you have this like little shady business going from your guys's condo. Like meet and greet and you go pay to hang out with them and you get my wine on the way out. I see what's happening here. Yeah. Was that the last question? It was, but we have something more exciting than no wine in Canada for you.

It's time for the golden ticket. Because I got the golden ticket. I really got to download that song. Oh, did I do that last time? Oh, have I not done that? Yeah, you did. Okay. Okay, so we have a special surprise from Reebok.

Which is where this whole outfit is from. It's like comfortable chic. Everyone go ahead and open the, there's a card under your seat, the little thing on your seat. and holler from your chair if your card says you're a winner. So many screams, but I think there's only five. Okay. So there's five of you. Our five lucky winners receive a shopping spree on rebuck.ca and a month-long pass to Joga Fitness Studio here in Toronto.

You guys know Joga? It's awesome. Okay, if you don't know, look it up. Thank you, Rebock, and make sure to follow them at Rebock Canada on Instagram. You can shop all my favorite Reebok looks on there. I pretty much live in it. Last thing, just tell us what's going on. Where can we find you?

What do you got going on? What's coming up next for you guys? Can we see you on TV ever again? What country concerts are you going to? Tell us about, tell us everything. Yeah, you're going to L.A. next week, but I'm staying home for a while. We're going to go to Bali for the whole month of May. What?

What the month? Yeah, I'm coaching a fitness retreat called active escapes. It's making me work out again. Girl? What did I say earlier? I told Alexis before Paradise. I'm going to just like suck or some dude into helping me work out and then like get him to give me roses. Jokes on me.

Yeah. I'm going to workout retreat. So it's all about compromise. So she's coming to Bali to do a seven day fitness retreat with me, but on the way we're stopping in Amsterdam for three days. Amazing. Red light districts. Yeah. Get it.

Don't get, don't give anyone the finger. Yeah. And then, yeah, we're gone for the month of May, and then we're going to go to a wedding in August. Who's a wedding? Rachel's. I wasn't invited! You might still be. You might still be.

She's not sending out official invites yet. Just save the day. Wow. Way to really cut to the core of me, guys. Okay, so that's cool. I'll tell her I said hi. And then I just want her to enjoy the Toronto summer because I've been talking about this for, like months. I promise Toronto summer's fantastic. So I'm just waiting to like take her to the

waterfront, take her to the island a bunch. Um, one of my best friends has a boat down there. So we made it through negative 18. So I deserve the summer. Yes, you do. And you will love it and you fall in love. I fell in love with Toronto when it was winter. So there you go. And what did you say you're doing in Bali? You have like a workout thing. Yeah. Tell me more about that. So I'm like, I'm a full time firefighter, but anybody knows the job. You get you work long ships and you get lots time off. So, um, I coach fitness retreat. So it's a seven day fitness retreat. There's fitness yoga plus like excursions every day. So the last, wait, that's amazing.

Also you drink. So it's one of the, it's like my dream side job because we travel. The next one is Bali. The one after that is Australia. And then we're doing South Africa. Wow. South Africa. I hear you say.

Brandy's boyfriend lives there. My boyfriend lives there. Thomas said what up? Okay. Are you guys, uh, wait, are you guys going on safari? I think so. Yeah, definitely. You should go, my boyfriend is a safari guide.

Okay. It's not a big deal. Look it up for you. We'll talk. Not a big deal. You know what I'm saying there. That's a biz nasty thing. Oh, you got it.

Oh, you just didn't laugh. Okay. That's really cool that you do that. Yeah. Can people just sign up? Yeah. Yeah, if anybody wants. Like, I know we're going in on May,

I think this one's May 19th, and we're bringing Blake with us. Right before he goes to Paradise, he's coming to, he's coming to Bali with us as our third wheel. He's going to get him in shape for Paradise. I'm going to get him in shape for Mexico. Yeah, because he has a terrible body.

But it's a cool. It's a cool. thing if you want to escape and not necessarily get fatter on the beach with Pinacolados like I usually do. It's kind of a way to stay fit as you travel. So look into it. It's called Active Escapes. It's pretty cool. It's my buddy in Australia. It's his business. Is there a website? Yeah. If you go to Instagram, it's probably the best way. Active Escapes is their handle. Or I'm tagged in a bunch of stuff on there. But it's a really cool. It's a cool way to travel without having to like make your own itinerary. And you don't have to be that fit. No. You don't have to be on this fitness level.

Like I went and I almost died during the obstacle course and it's fine. But then I also did yoga and drank and I was very happy. Yeah. So it's for everybody. It's for everybody. It's absolutely favorite. We're going to bring Astrid's mom on one next year for this year. It's for everybody.

Like some guys would show up and just pick their days to just leave. And they get to hang out with you guys. Yeah. Then we're always there. I'm the coach. So, yeah. That's awesome. We did, you know what?

Screw college and university, man. Just do it you love. It'll take you places. Just go on the bachelor. And where can, yeah, just go on the Bachelor. of a high risk, high reward. And where can everybody find you guys on Instagram and what? Plug yourself.

I'm good. What's your answer? I don't know. I don't know. This is a sign. You don't have to. After walking, Kevin went. So everybody, because, everyone's like, you can find me on air.

You can find me on air. Okay. So just because we're in Toronto, I just want to plug one thing. So in June, we have the sick kids gala, which is huge, right? So I'm just talking to the organizers now. I don't know if you know earlier in the year, or I guess the end of last year, We did our own sick kids event, Astrid, and I did. With Jason, his own hat.

We brought like everybody we could. Yeah, with Jason's hat. So this time we're teaming up with the people who organized the gala, and it's like a huge, huge event, way bigger than I could ever put on. And the tickets will go on sale probably in the next three weeks, I think, but you'll see it on my Instagram. And that'll be like Raptors will be there, Maple Leafs will be there. Like, it's actually a big, big gala.

And all the money goes to sick kids to hospital, so take a look for that. That is awesome. I love when people use their platform for good. Just wanted to say thank you to everybody who came. You guys know how much I love you. Sometimes I get emotional. Sometimes I even go backstage and have a little cry after because I'm like, I love you guys so much.

Vino's or Life. Brandy. Thank you for being my DJ. Thanks for having me. I love Canada. Kevin and Astrid, the power couple. Hey, Rick. His name is really Rick.

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