Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Struggle Bus Updates & Introducing the OTV Hotline

Episode Date: January 20, 2022

The Vinos asked for a little one-on-one time with our host KB and she delivered… we’re switching up Grape Therapy to make it all about you, the listeners! Kaitlyn is coming to you straight from the Dancing with the Stars tour bus (more like struggle bus) where she can’t take a number two but she can give you a little Betty White tribute, share her tour highs and lows so far, and even make some cold calls because who is Kaitlyn if not a professional businesswoman? Her BFF and manager, Clio AKA Cli Pea, is joining Kaitlyn to ask her your burning questions and play a little game of "How Do You Proceed?". We can’t wait to hear from the Vinos each Thursday, so make sure to give us a ring on the OTV Hotline, ?(434)-696-8466? (VINO), and let us know your confessions, questions, and anything you’d like to share with your fave host. HELIX SLEEP - Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows for my listeners at HelixSleep.com/vine.  THE PILL CLUB - Go to ThePillClub.com/vine to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control.  VIZZY - To find out where you can purchase Vizzy, go to VizzyHardSeltzer.com/VINE.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hello, loves. God, I love Emma. Her accent just makes me so happy. Anyways, welcome to Great Therapy. Your session is now starting. And you know what? We're changing things up around here, okay? We're revamping. We're just giving a little refresh to the pod because I'm a tour right now, and I want to connect with my listeners a little more. I want to take questions from them. I want to call them. I want to hear their voices. I feel like it's, you know, it's fun to recap Bachelor and Bachelorette, but it's, it's just, I would rather connect with you, with my listeners, with my vinos, with my tapes. So I thought I would just, you know, do a recording today of me with a little bit of CLEE. And I will say, I just finished recording my little segment with CLEE. And we had so

much fun. Like, I feel like you're just going to smile and laugh and enjoy this little podcast. Like, I hope you're just driving in your car right now or doing a little chores around the house or just sitting in your room, whatever you're doing. Maybe you're at the gym having a little jog, a jog, maybe the Jay is silent. Maybe you're just pumping some iron. Maybe you're not. Maybe you're not feeling well. Okay, Caitlin, we get it.

Whatever you're doing right now, I hope this brings a smile to your face. And I know, oh, when you listen to the questions with Klee, I literally cold call people at the end of this podcast. I cold called people just making up numbers to try and sell my wine. I don't know why I was acting like times are tough. Okay. So I'm literally recording on the bus right now. I like to call it the struggle bus. This is literally the struggle bus that I am on. I had a full meltdown last night, just being like I felt motion sickness on the bus. I felt lonely. I was crying over missing my dogs. I had a phone call that I was not expecting. That made me sad. It's just that rough conditions on the road. I try to not complain because obviously I'm living out a dream at the same time.

But guess I can have both. I can be living my dream and I can also be literally riding the struggle bus. Thank God for Rodi Romino and his shenanigans. My road dog stuffed animal that everybody has just fallen in love with on this tour, all the dancers. We've been playing ping pong with him. If you're not following his Instagram, you should because he's just getting up to all sorts of, like I said, shenanigans over here. We get into on the podcast with Cleo, like, who are my roomies on the bus, how life is on the bus? Oh, I wanted to talk about Betty White.

I wanted to talk about Betty White. RIP, she did not do this challenge. Everybody else did the challenge where you did the Betty White challenge, and I did it. I donated, obviously, to Bunny's Buddies. But Betty White had a golden retriever, and she loved animals. So there was the Betty White challenge that would have been her 100th birthday on January 17th.

I'm still sad over it. But I want to know how many of you donated to your local animal shelter or did the Betty White challenge because I thought that was really special and it just shows how much of a legend she was

and her legacy is going to live on. I feel like she was just a prime example of like what everybody should strive for in life to live till you're 100 or almost. Love animals. I think she had a vodka with lemon per day like she just like did good things she loved hard she lived hard she was talented she was nice she was kind and i thought i would just read a couple of betty white quotes

because they make me happy so here we go she said i think older women still have a full life which i think is beautiful i know women always get scared of birthdays or not i mean people in general but oh you turn 40 oh you turn 45 you're almost at 50 no you still have a full full life to live. Okay, she said, I have no regrets at all. None. I consider myself to be the luckiest old broad on two feet. I love that. Everybody needs a passion. That's what keeps life interesting. If you live without passion, you can go through life without leaving any footprints. It's beautiful. She said, I'm a teenager trapped in an old body, and I feel that Betty White. Don't try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I've

won't live long enough to find out about, but I'm still curious about them. Betty, we love you. I want to know who did the Betty White Challenge. All right. So tonight, I'm in New Brunswick, New Jersey, at state theater, which is funny because New Brunswick is also a place in Canada. And when I saw it on the list, I was like, say what? That seems quite out of the way. But now this makes more sense. Friday, January 21st, I'm in Atlantic City, New Jersey at the Borgata Hotel, Casino and Spa. Saturday, January 12th, Verona, New York at Turningstone Resort and Casino. I think Jason's coming to that one. You can still get tickets at DWTST Tour.com. So I asked you guys to text me questions about dancing with the stars

experience so far because I feel like I just, like I said, I want to hear from you and update you all since, you know, how much dancing means to me. It's been so incredible. I literally pinched myself that I get to dance every day. And of course, there's highs and lows and I miss Jason and my dogs so much it hurts my heart actually like it paints me and I cry but then I you know it's a new day and I get to dance with pro dancers and be on a bus and see so many dancing with the stars fans and it's just been an incredible experience so far I mean it's only been two weeks and I think I've like 10 more to go so these these great therapy episodes will get interesting as the weeks go on because I'm going to be brutally honest with everyone about how I'm feeling my anxiety levels and again the

highs and lows. So my producer and Clee, we're going to go through all these questions and I will answer as if we're just having a good old wine night together, just hanging out, just me, the vinos, me, you and in your ear holds right now. It's just me and you, okay? Okay, so Caitlin, we got a lot of tour questions. Brianna Kegney asked what's your day like on tour and do you get to explore unique fitness studios, coffee shops, or restaurants, or is it all just dance and bus? Oh my gosh. Well, it's been quite a unique experience so far. But I will say every time we like sometimes I'll wake up. I'll be like, I don't even know where I am right now. This is wild. But every time like we were just in and now I'm going to butcher how to say it. But it's it's a Lancaster, but I guess you pronounce it like Lancaster or something. I don't know. The crowd was really giving me a lesson last night. But I love going to find new coffee shops and all the dancers love doing that too. So it's kind of become our little thing where we all go for. coffee and find a little spot and all these dancers have been to these cities before so they always

know the good spots so that's what we've really kind of done is just find cute little coffee shops and get all hopped up on coffee and need the coffee but that that's awesome that they know where to go and take take our little bean yeah take a take the bean to bean store okay so Nicole wants to know what has been the most unexpected blessing of the tour so far honestly I think just really getting to spend quality time with some of these pros, because when it was my season of dancing with the stars, it was a pandemic. We weren't allowed to hang out with any of the other pros. We weren't allowed to go for dinners. We weren't allowed to hang out at the studio. We weren't allowed to go in while they were dancing and watch their numbers. Like there was no time to bond. So I am one person who really likes her alone time. And I thought I would be like, you know, I'll just hang out in my back room and just, like, have my long time. But I've really enjoyed spending quality time with dancers. Dancers are some of the most unique human beings on the planet. They have such creative minds. They have deep conversations. They have healthy arguments. Like, they know how to communicate.

And it's just been fascinating to spend time with such, like, incredible people. That sounds amazing. Yeah, it's cool. And then if you had to, like, just a question that I'm wondering is, what about the most unexpected downfall of the tour. I really thought I would sleep better on the bus because I, you know, me, I could sleep anywhere at any time. I saw your story yesterday. I was like, oh, no, I feel like it's been like challenging and you need your sleep. Yeah, because, okay, so everybody has a little bunk, but I am, you know, fortunate enough

to have the back room with a bed and like a little room, but I actually think it's worse than a cubby because I'm like moving around more. felt motion sickness in the night like any bump i feel at the back of this and i just feel like i'm not like tucked in i'm like kind of like bouncing around and my tummy's like oh and like you should it's just like you should just go kick one of the dancers out to be like you got my who whose bunk would you take oh yeah i would take brits because she's got like little crystals out in her bunk and it seems all cozy and cute and i'd be like oh you know what i feel really bad stealing this big bed why don't you go you go have a sleep there tonight

and I'll take your bunk. I am curious. I do want to sleep in the bunk one night just to see what it's like. For sure. Oh, we need to get you crystals. I do that. Oh, you do.

Okay. Perfect. Perfect. Yeah. Oh, I've got crystals. I've got my essential oil diffuser. I've got like all the Zen things you could possibly have in here, but it ain't working. Hopefully you just start getting use of the motion.

So we're moving you to bunks, downgrading you. Yeah, downgrade me. I want to see what it's like. They make like adult swaddles, like how you put babies in. I feel like you should try that. We should see if there's an adult swaddled company out there that wants to sponsor the podcast and give me a swaddle blanket, like a human pillow to just like tuck me in. Oh, these are so funny.

I'm Googling them right now and literally an adult swaddle. Perfect. Oh my gosh. I want to be swaddled. Swaddle me. I'll get someone to swaddle me before bed. Well, we'll get Rameen, I know, Rodi Ramino to swanel you. Yeah, that'll be his next adventure.

We also really quickly talk about his stories. They were hilarious, the one where he's helping to the hair. You need to put that on your reel. It's amazing. Yeah, there's more where that came from. I'm like just building up all the Ramino content. That's amazing. All right, moving on, Faith wants to know what city are you most excited to visit?

Where is she from? I'm excited to go where she is. whoever asked that question. Yeah, wherever you're from being. But honestly, I am excited to just go wherever. I've been, like, as a Canadian, I've been to so many states and so many places where I'm like, this is so funny,

I'm Canadian and I've been to more places than Americans have been. So I'm excited to just continue to go to places I've never been before. I really want to start a map, like have a piece of art on my wall in some place in my room with, that's just a big map and pin everywhere I've been. That'll take a while. You'll forget a few.

Yeah, that will take a while. That would be so cool. You should definitely do that. And then I'll realize, wow, I'm not actually that well traveled. I should probably go more places. Keep booking you more travel. That's great. Yeah.

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Now back to Off the Vine Grape Therapy. Okay, so a lot of bus questions. Morgan asked, how did you have to be on a bus for three months? It's been one of the most challenging parts because everywhere we've been so far is cold. So if we do stop at a city and have a hotel, you have to lug all your stuff off the bus and then back on. And then you have to have a little suitcase for going in the venues that has like, you know, all of your makeup and hair stuff. But then you want to have your skincare stuff for after. but then if you're, it's honestly, it's been so confusing.

All I did was pack like three comfy outfits. I packed three comfy outfits, two workout outfits and one like sweater dress and then two really big nice coats. And honestly, I think I've worn the same outfit like for the past two weeks is pretty disgusting. But Dancing with the Starz got us like a matching track suit. So we've all just been rocking that. And then I just have one small suitcase that I have my hair stuff, my skin stuff, my makeup,

my hair extensions, my brushes, and then I'll just like literally stay in the same outfit and just bring the small suitcase with me everywhere. It's, it was really challenging, but honestly, the dancers had such good advice because they're like, you think you're going to wear something else. You're literally going to wear the same outfit. There's laundry and all the venues. There's showers. So you honestly just pack like you are going away for three days. How often are you shaving your legs? Well, luckily, I've done laser hair removal. So I don't have to shave my legs that often, but I will say shaving has been, yeah, I've been doing the dry, like, dry shaving, and it's, it's not ideal, but thank God for laser.

Show me your legs right now. Oh, yeah, not bad. Oh, cute shoes. I love your shoes. Oh, thank you. Because I get everything you get. I know. Actually, I do think you have the same pair as me, but they're Dolcea, you know how you have the

matching ones that I have the black ones with the white souls that are you dancing all the time. And I'm very proud of you on your shaving skills. It's good. Thank you. I guess you do have to be in a skirt on stage. So it is good that you're shaving. Hey, and I'm all four of the women who want to rock the hairy legs. You get it, girlfriend, but it ain't for me. Good for you. Not for me. Not for me. Okay. Next question. Abby, how many times a week do you shower? well i actually have been showering every day because i'm dancing every night so uh there is showers like i said in the venues so it's so funny i've really learned to be i'm already kind of like a nudie booty where i just like will walk around naked but like it's become so normal and we all

like have these little showers and we're like let's up just walk around naked all the time now but yeah there's always a shower in the venue after and there's one big suitcase that's filled with hairspray, body wash, razors, like, everything. So you just, like, it's a free-for-all. You just grab it and go. It's kind of like you're at the spa every night after the... It's not that luxurious. It's definitely not that luxurious.

It's really, like, if I was to paint a picture, it's more like a jail shower. Cool, cool. Spa, jail shower. Or like prison. We're like prison. Oh, my God. All right. Well, moving on. Well, actually, this question came up quite a few times. Paxson asked, who are you living on the bus? Because there are two buses, right? So they split you guys up. So who's on your bus? Okay. So on my bus, there is the PT, which is great because she gives massages. One of the showrunners. And then there is Alexis, who is a swing. So she is a substitute. She learns. She learns. everybody's dances. She was on tour with Derek, Huff and Vegas. She's done like a lot of tour.

She's incredible. She's on my bus. Britt, who I love Brandon, who is just the sweetest. Alan, who we all know is a lovable, little obnoxious mosquito that I've called him on this show before. I love him, though. And who else is on my? Oh, Gleb is on my bus. I think that's it. It sounds like so much fun. I would love it. It really is. It really is. We've been having a really good time.

That's awesome. And then you guys, I see that you've gotten everyone on board with the playing cards and drinking wine. Yes. Playing cards, having wine is, oh, I just love it. It's such a nice way to come down after a show because you're like, the adrenaline is just running through you. So after you come back, like to be on a bus and it to be moving and have adrenaline, like, it's just not a good. good combinations. So I am like a little glass of wine, some cars to come down, some grays anatomy, and some melatonin. Sounds perfect. You've got, you've got your, your system.

Maybe a Xanax. Tonight, a little Xanax, since you couldn't sleep last night, perfect. Gosh. And I think, well, here, let's go with one last question. Olivia asked, tell me, who is your favorite tour bus drinking buddy? Oh, it's so, the dancers are so, funny because they're like so healthy. Oh, really? Yeah. Like, well, first of all, Alexis is 21 and she doesn't drink. Emma will have a drink with me sometimes and Britt is usually my wine buddy. Brent. We like Brett. But we did go out gambling the other night at Mohegan Sun. We went gambling and Alan decided to have a few drinks and he was fun. Oh, okay, Alan, let's get some more drinks in you. Yeah, whiskey Allen. It was good. Whiskey Allen. I like it.

all right well those are all the questions today from the vinos i mean it's funny because it's obviously i'm podcast twice a week and i'm always chatting with other people but it's nice to sometimes get like have people ask me a question i'm like oh this is kind of fun i really like this new grape therapy format that you're doing kately i'm here for it i am too because it feels like like well i one of the best compliments that anyone could give me when they say they listen to my podcast is they feel like they're just hanging out with friends and that it's like a little escape. And I feel like I like this format too because I'm like, well, now you're really hanging out with me because I get to actually talk to you. Exactly. So when when? Yeah. It's nice.

It's nice. So here are your howdy proceeds today, Caitlin. You step on stage and you realize that you didn't put deodorant or that you didn't shave that day, how do you proceed? Oh, you know what? You just got to own it because that's happened. You're like yesterday, last night. That's exactly what happened. Yeah. I feel like I would just like, I don't know. Like if so if Arden was like spinning me around, I'd be like, sorry I didn't put theodorant on or shave, feel with it. I have to say, and I know you told me this before, but I have been around you when you've worked out and everything and like you don't smell. Your sweat doesn't smell.

Oh. I've never, I've never smelled you and be like, oh, there's a smell ever. I've slept with you. I've smelt myself. That's true. I've smelled myself. I can get quite ripe. Well, it doesn't happen often, I don't think.

All right. So the bus hits a bump and good old Alan spills red wine on your favorite shirt of jacket. How do you proceed? Oh. I would probably throat chop him and then make him wash it. I don't know. I would throat chop them for sure. I'd be so mad because, but I actually did this to myself.

My white new Sherpa jacket after gambling, I decided to have some pizza and, oh, no, it wasn't gambling. It was, oh, it was our day off. We just all, like, hung out and had to, I went to the room and I ordered pizza and I got pizza sauce all over my white Sharpa jacket. bless the wardrobe team on this tour

because they got it out for me. They did. Thank you. What would you do without that jacket? No, you can't.

Just buy another one. I don't know. I would just buy another one. That's a good one. Raminoco was missing. It turns out you left him in the hotel room from two cities back.

How do you proceed? Oh, I would go on his Instagram. I would put his picture on of the back of every milk carton and I would put out posters and flyers and

I would have somebody ship him to the next city because he is my life support right now. The vinos pull through. Yeah, they always will. We were in Hawaii and you left your book on the flight and you asked within two minutes. You had three people

I can come drop it off. In Hawaii like Maddie, random. It was incredible. Yeah, that's the Perfect strategy here. Okay, so you're asked to take a pro dancer's position in a dance because they're sick and the show is that night and you barely have any time to rehearse. Oh, I would be like everybody, get your money back. Don't come to the show.

It's not worth it. Save your money. It's not worth it. This is going to be embarrassing. Oh, my gosh. Actually, so yesterday, something happened with the music. music tech and they played the wrong song and I was waiting backstage to go out for my dance and they played the wrong and I was like oh my gosh no this is wrong and then I went back to

look at the set list because I was like what's going on and then they played my song and I was supposed to be out there I missed two eight counts no and yes and I was like backstage and I'm like what do I do and Alan's like go on now you have to go on and I was like no they have to restart the song and they're like they're not going to you have to go out there now and I just rushed out like with a big smile on my face and just like picked it up wherever the like wherever I could it was awful and if you saw who was

on stage it was me Gleb Sophia and Kiki and Kiki was like come on we got this and I just like started picking it up wherever and it was so embarrassing I could just imagine them and the songstress they're like David where's Kate

yeah they're like but luckily this the sound tech had screwed up and so I think the crowd knew like obviously something was wrong and then I ran out so I didn't feel as stupid as I could have but still embarrassing that's great still embarrassing yeah okay so the last one of course we have to have a little poop one yep the bus breaks down in the middle of nowhere and you have to poop and maybe you can explain to everyone because you told me which I had no idea but you can't actually poop on the bus yeah I would take a plastic bag and I would do my business and I would outside

sure in your room where it well it depends are other people outside while the bus is broken down I would honestly just go into the bathroom I would do the trick the bus trick I would put a plastic garbage bag or whatever in the toilet do my biz and then tie it up and there's like a garbage shoot that goes into the bottom of the bus so I would just do that would you tell the driver that it's there just so that I would not Cleo I would not

you know like on a what's the movie there's there's a movie with a David Spade and Chris Sparley it's not black sheep Tommy Boy and it's Tommy Boy and he like broke the door on a car

and he like pretended he didn't do it and he put the door back on so then the next person that opened it it just fell off the car and he's like What'd you do? That would be me if they like found, I'd be like, oh, my God, you did it. Alan, I can know it's you. Damn, Alan.

Who did that? That's why I love you. When in doubt blame someone else. Good strategy. Thank you. All right. So sometimes when I'm shopping online or in person, especially at the grocery store, actually, I have no idea what to get because products all look so similar.

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end of the month. I think I can convince my husband. I need at least six bottles of spade and sparrows Pinot Noir. Oh, the new Pinot Noir is fire. Fire and it's out. So she has a birthday at the perfect time. She can get it. So our response was happy early birthday and you definitely need at least six bottles. So would you want to give her husband a call and tell him what he needs to do for his wife? Yep. I'm calling him right now. His name's Adam. Good name. Oh, hi. It's Caitlin Bristow. I don't know if you know who I am. I do. Oh, you do?

Okay, I'm just calling because I'm stuck on a tour bus right now, podcasting. And I heard that Megan would like some Spade and Sparrows Pino Noir, and she apparently, she says, I need to convince you if she hasn't already. So I wanted to know if you're on that yet for her birthday. Yeah, I'm working on it. Oh, you are? She just texted me showing about your conversation. Oh, my gosh.

Okay, well, do you know where to get at Spade and Sparrows.com? You can also go to my profile. and click on the link in my bio and get her a case of Pinot Noir. Okay. Are you a wine drinker? Yes, I am. Oh, well, then you drink it too. See, it's a win-win for everybody.

You buy her a gift, and you also get to benefit. Well, we've had your wine before, and it's good. Oh, wow. Okay, well, thank you, Adam. Okay, and tell Megan, I say happy birthday. I will. Okay, bye. Bye, thanks.

Caitlin, I love it. Love the hustle. Just making cold calls over here for people to drink my wine. Who else can we call? Who else can we make by your wine? I should just make up a number. Wait, I'm just going to make up a number. Stop.

Stop. I am. I'm just going to make one up. I'll do a 716 because I think that's Buffalo. Your T-Mobile to Go account balance is too low to complete. plead this call. What? What?

Wait. My account balance is too low. How? Wait. I'm doing one more. This is confusing. What else is going to happen? Please leave your message for 818-8-8-9.

Oh, hi there. My name is Marissa, and I'm calling on behalf of Walmart and California. I know you have a California area code. So just wanted to see if you've picked up a bottle of spayed and sparrows from your local Walmart yet. Just Google it or go to spade and sparrows.com. And it's the perfect gift for someone in your life or for yourself. Okay, bye. Yes. That is amazing. Imagine they go by a face. Yeah, I'm just going to do that a hundred times a day and see what happens. God, I'm acting like times are tough over here. You need to sell this one. Oh, gosh. Megan and Adam, look what you've started. That's amazing. I just love you. Thank you for entertaining today. I love my job. Me too. I love my job, too. I love my job, too. I love that. Love you. Thank you. Well, folks, it's all I have for you today on Grape Therapy with a me. It's a me. Caitlin Bristol. I seriously just freaking love you guys so much. Like I was in, what city was I in? I don't know.

Who knows? But somebody yelled out in the crowd, I'm a vinyl. And I'm just, I feel like we're just like, I don't know. Like, we need a sign because whenever I hear someone say I'm a vinyl, I'm just like, can I hug you? I know it's COVID, but I would kiss you on the lips if it wasn't for that. I know it'd be weird, but I would do it. Thanks for hanging out with me on the bus and for being such amazing stone cold little pack of weirdos with me since my next couple of months are going to be so busy. I decided that these Thursdays are going to just, you know, they're going to bring back the phone line we had for drunk dial. I had so much fun with that. And I think everyone else did too. And we're going to do the Vino voicemails.

So I'm calling it the Off the Vine hotline. You can call me literally anytime 24-7 and just leave me a message. A drunk message, a love message, a question, some good advice, random-ass thought. You can just go there. Go there. And I can listen to them while I'm on the road. So here is my phone number for the hotline. It's 434-696-vino.

That is 434-696-8466. Okay. Now, let me just give you one little piece of advice because we are going to play them. just make them short and sweet and get to the point because otherwise we might not be able to air them. And I want to hear from everyone. Everyone. I'm so lonely on the bus. I mean, I've got all my dancing friends, of course, but it's a lonely little bus over here in the back. Bump it along. Anyways, okay, I can't wait to hear from all of you. And I will talk to you soon. Your session is now ending. Tune in to hear new minisodes every Thursday and check out new full-length episodes every

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