Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: The Blairette reunion... where are they now?

Episode Date: June 6, 2019

Today, catch up with the happy couple of The Blairette as Kaitlyn welcomes Blaire LaSure and Luke Frey over for a little Grape Therapy! Join in all the fun as we find out who is further along with, "ring talk". Blaire and Luke get grilled on their relationship and share their first argument. And of course Kaitlyn makes sure they answer all your questions! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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grape therapy now back to off the vine grape therapy hey everybody welcome to off the vine i'm your host kately bristow today on the podcast we have two people who are very near and dear to my heart because I'm quite literally the Chris Harrison of their relationship. You know her from the Blairette our mini-bachelorette series where Blair was set up with a few lucky contestants who competed for her heart. This is so funny

to say. And one man actually won it in the process. Yeah, he did. Without further ado, please welcome back to the pod. Blair and her boyfriend Luke. Woo! Luke!

Yeah. Did that stick at all? Bluke? It did, but My boss said the other day that he just thinks it sounds like you're, like, throwing up. Like, Bloop. Or like a burp. Yeah, it's not very, like, cute, but it's the only thing. There's like no other variations, though. Yeah.

So we kind of have to figure that out. But I think Blu's. I like blue. Yeah. I'm good with it. I think it sounds like a dog name. Bloak. Bluke.

I don't know. Dogs are cool. We can name my dog in blue. Can you guys believe that this actually worked? No. No, me either. What? Like, when you send in an audition?

video and your sister talked to you into this and when you were like see okay let's do the blaret yeah i was just like it'll be fun sure yeah know it because i'm so picky so i was like this isn't gonna work but like it'll be fun and i'm not gonna lie i did not think it was gonna work no i was like i was like she'll find a couple cute guys like before the first date though like i feel like it was because everyone kept saying like if anyone this this would happen to you and this is how you'd meet your guy and i was like it kind of would yeah and so then i had like a weird feeling like What if I actually do? But right from the beginning

I was like, no way. But that's funny because all my friends from back in Philly like when I told him I was doing this that you were like this is literally the way

you were the same exact thing that's the same exact thing about like now you said that yeah oh my god you're wearing a scrunchy on your wrist I am he always wears him

I've given him too and he wears him all of it you're not just doing that to like show off today for the podcast no he literally always wears him yeah I want

the dudes dude's you need to come out with a dude collection because it's like it's a smaller ones it's not like the big oh yeah

It looks actually kind of gangster on you. Thank you. Yeah, like you pull it off. You pull it off. I'm super into that. Sorry, I just got distracted there. That's funny too because my whole family when I went on The Bachelor, they're like, you would. That is how you would find a guy in life to go on national television and find that.

So it's like, you know what? We're just all on the right path in life. And some of us go on TV shows, some of us go on podcast. But you know what? We all deserve love in the end. And we all found it. I don't care what road we took, but you know what? We all have our unique paths.

Now, I used to hate this when people asked me and Sean, Sean, did you watch the show back? And he was like, I don't know, would you want to watch? Did you watch? Luke, did you watch the show back? Nope. See, smart. I think that's good.

That's good. Not that you were like, you know, really going for it. Yeah, it's not like I made out of 20 guys. I'm like, no watch. Yeah, exactly. It's just me drinking milkshakes. When my friend, my guy friends wanted to watch And they wanted to watch the whole thing

I was like guys nah I can't do that I don't want to Never had the intention too Yeah I think it's better that way Yeah I don't know I wasn't feeling it

Yeah I wouldn't feel like me I'm gonna just turn my head a little bit Look when I when I watched back The Bachelor when I was one of the girls He didn't pick me And he went with one of my best friends And I was over it And I still had a hard time watching it back

Because I was like Oh I thought he was like really into me and he wasn't. But you guys, obviously, it's different, but I think that might even be harder. You know. I will say, I watched our episode back for the first time, like, two weeks ago. And I was like, this is weird. Like, this is literally just like our first date.

Like, this was us meeting. Like, when we walked up to each other and he's like, hey, I'm Luke. I was like, that's Luke. Oh, my God. And do you remember how I sat here with him on my screen? And I was like, I seriously feel like this is your guy. I know. You called it.

I did. You called it from day one. I did. I was like, I don't want to show you yet because I don't want to get too excited, but I think this is your guy. Yeah. And you guys are still going strong. I know.

Super deeper strong. How long? Do you have like an anniversary date? So he like, he took forever to finally ask me. It's because it's long distance. Right. I'm not going to tell her over the phone. Yeah.

Yeah. And we, last time we saw each other in Philly was in December, beginning of December. Yeah. I didn't see again until January 3rd. So it was like a whole five weeks. Yeah, because of Christmas and all that kind of stuff. and so then he finally asked me but he asked me literally when he got out of the car

or when he got in my car he was like you want to be my girlfriend I was like it took you long enough but there really wasn't a time so we're using the finale date as our animation because I feel like that's more just like monumental for sure and that's when it was just the two of us so that's cute which is what date again I don't remember

what date? November 18 good job swing actually I was going to I was like November 7 18 yeah in November 18th okay yeah wow so you guys have been together for almost half a year no more than six months yeah just we just had six months did a tough mutter on the six months did you really oh I saw that terrible way and celebrate tough mutter no good for you that's she did great I mean that's not how I would

want to celebrate a six month anniversary but good for you guys for doing that thank you uh six months okay what have been your trials and and hurdles that you've had to get through not really i mean i feel like just the distance was the only thing but it wasn't like a trial it just was tough because it was just like sucked yeah but we haven't like had a like fight i think the only fight we had was me being a brat for like two minutes and then i looked at him and laughed and then that was about it what were he being a brat about it was on the cruise you don't talk about what was it because it's all yeah i'll go with it i just like i wanted us to have like i'd have my phone for a whole week on the cruise and like she had her phone to get a hold of our parents and like

let them now and I was just like I want to be off her phones as much as possible and I was and she was she did great and then like the one time like we got on the boat and it was like for a half hour she could not stop staring at her screen can I say why it's because Taylor Swift's new song came out I had 170 text messages in my group chat because Taylor Swift was in Nashville and all my friends were texting and so I was trying to find out who went and met her and then he like got mad I wasn't mad just annoyed that's all it was yeah so he was annoyed but then i was annoyed because i was like i've been on my phone this entire trip i just wanted 30 like just a few minutes to see if taylor swift

met my friends to see what her song sounds like so that i just looked at him and i got in the shower and then i came back out and i looked and i laughed and then we hugged it out yeah you know what i get annoyed at jason all the time when he's on his phone and then i'm always on my phone he's like you can't get annoyed at me all the time that you're always on your phone and i'm like yes i can and then as soon as we got off short except he was trying to surprise me by booking a flight back to nashville he's supposed to go back to philly oh but he was on his phone the whole lunch and i was like get off your phone and i like slapped it and i saw the flight and so i ruined the surprise and it's really good of ruin surprise that's one thing i have no she's like carried by mine she's

riding the same wavelength since we started yeah oh no i was like sorry about that yeah well don't just maybe stop ruining the surprise. I mean, that's just my little suggestion. I know. I have to be a little bit sneakier. Yeah, it's not that I'm like, because he's like, you're so nosy. I'm like, I'm not nosy. I'm just not stupid. Like, if you're doing stuff in front of my face, I'm going to

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slash fine. Do people recognize you guys? Has it happened? A few times, yeah. Really? It's more in Philly, yeah. Really? Like a few times people came up to us. And then I've had people like, like one time I, I guess we were walking down the street and then like this girl posted on the off the vibe and Facebook page and was like I have to post here because I know y'all will enjoy this as much as I did I just saw Blair and Luke and like I made my boyfriend follow them for like a whole block and I'm like why didn't you just say something like why did you just follow us oh she's probably nervous I know I'm like we're nice people like that's happened a few times where people after the fact will message and be like

I saw you but I didn't want to say anything I'm like I'm not like an evil person I'll say Yeah, you're kind of a bitch. Yeah, I'm the worst. You're just kind of the worst. Yeah, you're right. You're like the nicest person ever. So did you guys know that it was going to be a real relationship, like, post-show when you said, do you want me, my girlfriend? Were you like, this is real?

Like, when did it sink in that this was going to be real? I mean, honestly, after our first date, like, we obviously was just getting feel for each other. But, like, I felt a connection with her from the get-go. You did. But then, like, after the finale, I was like. Like, I'm all in. Really? Like, we were like, oh, long distance, yeah.

We can do it. We both like that. Yeah. We turns out we do not like long distance. It's literally the worst thing in the world. It literally got harder each time we had to leave. Yeah. And then we realized once I pulled the trigger, I'm coming down.

Okay, so, do people know this yet that you moved to Nashville? Did you notice it on your host? Oh, you did? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, well, you heard it here for, oh, just kidding.

Just kidding. It was on Blair's. No, it was like as soon as it was. official. I was like, everyone, everyone. Everybody paid a good. He's not. So, so you moved to Nashville. Obviously, you two are not living in the same place. No. We have like 15 minutes away. Oh, much better than a flight. Yeah, no kidding. And do you see each other all the time now? So far we've seen each other every day. But it's only even a week. So, okay. And I didn't start

working yet. So I don't start working until June 10th. Oh, that's nice. I have some time to like hang out and chill and stuff. So you got to just transfer to Nashville? So no, I'm actually a travel nurse so i'm just doing like the three months assignments oh hospitals so okay but i'm going to stay down here as long as i can yeah and then we're going to travel the country together do you really want to yeah yeah that's my goal where do you guys where do you guys my goals right now are seattle actually is one yeah san diego um like arizona somewhere and then hawai oh yeah yeah that'd be hawaii is like for three months yeah maybe extend it six months oh really you want to go there for three months

You can extend it. That's how long each assignment is. Yeah, each examines. A travel nurse assignments every three months. And could you do, go to a player? I would want to. Yeah. That would be after, you know, got the ring and all that jazz.

Do we talk about the ring? We talked about the ring. He's been invited to my ring pitcher's board. Okay. That's a huge. No, I think that it's happening soon, but because he was talking about it. He's like, you ruin every surprise. Like, I'm not going to ever be able to propose that you find out.

Oh, so you might as well get in there now. And I was like, well, eventually we're going to have to talk about things. Like, you're going to want to know what kind of ring I like. So then I was like, then I'll start getting suspicious. And he's like, well, then just tell me now so that we don't, I don't have to ask you. And so I was like, I'll add you to my board. Oh, my gosh. But that's a step further than Jason and I have gone.

We don't, we don't look at Pinterest boards of rings. Yeah. Yeah, we talk about rings. Yeah, we talk about. I just got to plan ahead. I'm just going to plan ahead. I'm a big future planner. I like that.

So I got to make sure I, I just can't ruin this. rise okay so then I have to start getting my paperwork done so that I can marry you guys yeah that's correct and then we can make it an IGTV and I can produce your whole wedding and totally ruin the day perfect that sounds great it would be fun it would be so fun okay so I want to know what your ideal ring looks like now oh um you tell her yeah you know what it literally the next day we were just FaceTime and he goes so so do you like You like rose gold? And I was like, are you looking at my Pinterest right now?

I was like, no, my nose ring is very good. I was wondering if you like my nose. Yeah, that's smooth, very smooth. It is rose gold. My dream ring is like, well, I don't know. I have a few, but it would be rose gold and then like a circle diamond. Yeah. And then either with a halo or with that.

I kind of like just simple, but then I kind of like where it's like with a halo. Yeah. Okay. So this was a whole thing on the Lady Gang TV. they were making fun of girls who have double halo rings and double halo is that like two like a circle with two more no i think it's wait i don't know i don't know anything about rings i just see it and i'm like i like it i think it's well me too and i had a double halo or whatever they were making fun of and it was this whole thing they were obviously just kidding but they're making

fun of it and now i'm like so turned off from double halo rings just from them like getting my head about it but i actually think they're beautiful huh go i'm I'm going to look this up after the double halo and show you. I'll show you the clip, too. I'm sweating in here. It's toasty. Yeah, my face is getting warm. I don't understand.

Just your face? Yeah. It's weird. All the heat's rising to the head here. Oh, okay. I have the AC cranked, and I'm, like, dying over here. Okay, so how did you guys decide to live in the same city? How did this decision come about?

Um, so... Obviously, you didn't want to do distance anymore, so... Yeah, so we talked about it for a little bit, and I guess it came down to me, figuring out if I wanted to pursue music more, with my band in Philly and all that stuff. But after, in February, we had a mountain weekend, family mountain weekend. Oh, yeah.

So where everything happened. Yeah, that's where it all changed. And that's where, yeah. The mindset changed. We had a great talk on the way home. Just realized, like, got to follow the heart. Yeah.

You do. The heart was wonderful. I had to follow the heart and come where Blair was, and that's, now I'm here. And then from there on now, I was starting to get all my, like, agencies around,

get the license and all that jazz. And then we figured out where I was living and it just fell in the place it was amazing so it just supposed it happened the way it was supposed to yeah that's so cute you guys had a talk after mountain weekend mountain weekend's like a thing with your family right i guess so it was a great weekend yeah it was fun but yeah we were just kind of like what do we see our future being yeah and i i mean i asked him i was like do you see it being like music or do you see it just being a nurse and like having family and all this right and he was like well yeah that's a no-brainer so i mean and music can always be a passion

and you can do it in Nashville. Absolutely. Oh, yeah. He's going to sing me to sleep every now. Can you sing me to sleep too? I could serenate. There we go. Can we have a sleepover and you just sing us both to sleep?

Yes, that'd be so fun. Double-date sleepover. Yeah, a little slumber party in the living room. Oh, yeah. And we'll finally dye our hair, pink. Oh, okay. I'm in. I'm in.

I still want to do that. It's all still sitting under my sink. Oh, let's do it. Okay. Okay, well, we're going to be here, I think, a lot in, July and some of June so you can meet our little noodle too

yes I'm so excited I'll dog sit when you're gone I was going to say so many people have offered to dog sit which is good because we'll need some dog sitter so you better mean it because I do I'll end our friendship if you don't oh gosh it's a lot of pressure well how did you guys decide to pick Nashville though to live I mean his job was just

more flexible he's a nurse yeah whereas I'm a producer and like I like where I am so it's kind of like I can't really do that anywhere right so he can do nursing anywhere so yeah and Nashville's not a terrible city I wanted to I like to move yeah and do things I don't like sitting in one place for too long okay that's why I want to be a travel nurse yeah I love Philly nothing bad about it yeah but I just had the itch and I was like all right it's not my city anymore it's time to move on so that's fun I'm gonna miss Philly cheese steaks though okay I went to Philly once and I didn't get one and it was when I ate meat.

Oh. So I really had a missed opportunity there. Yeah. Yeah. Could have sent you in the right direction. I wonder. Really? Oh, this place.

It's so good. El Sondras? Delisondras. Oh, Delasondras. I wonder if any place, people are going to make fun of me and probably you, Luke, but do they have like a vegan Philly cheese steak place? That I can't answer.

I have no idea. I'm so sorry. I'm a big meat eater. I don't know too much about vegan life. Well, it's open one. I honestly feel like. I honestly feel like. There probably is, just because if there's any, like, I just feel like every city now is

on board with the vegan stuff, and I feel like Philadelphia would have to get on board with that at some point, but yeah, you're like, what's a vegan meat? Is just tofu? No, there's a bunch of different, yeah, I don't even know how to answer that question. I don't really know much about it. I had this one, um, there's, what's that place, Kodoba? Kodoba. Kodoba.

Kodoba? Kodoba. They have a vegan taco bowl now. and it's vegan taco meat and I am going to put you to the test and I'm going to make you eat one and see if you can tell a difference between regular meat and vegan meat

because it is all about the seasoning and what you put on it and I swear taste the exact same I can believe that, yeah I'm not picky eater I'd probably like it probably just like meat. Yeah, how did you decide that Jason was going to move to Nashville?

I said I ain't going anywhere Make the man come to you I just said you know this house that I bought this house So I'm, like, obsessed with it. Yeah. And I've made it my own and I want to do so much more to it. And, yeah, he can pretty much go with what he does and he can get a job because he's a freaking genius.

But so, yeah, we just decided to come here and kind of flip the house and do whatever we want to do with it. And then decide where we want to go and what we want to do. Yeah. Yeah. Same thing as you guys. I was like, I think long distance is so ideal. I remember us talking about it. Literally in the kitchen, we were like, we love long.

distance. Yeah. It's the past. When it started, we were like, this is going to be great. We can hang out with our friends and then see our guys. We were just lying to ourselves. And then like a month and we were like, I know. It's actually, it's terrible. It's so funny because there's so many different relationships with different stories of long distance and the people who, you know, have to deal with going away for months at a time and not talking to them. I'm like, I hate complaining, but I don't know how you do it. I know. I was just literally thinking that the other day. Yeah. My friend has somebody or her boyfriend's like in the Navy and yeah how do you do that back in the day though yeah that's what we're talking about there was no communication like yeah they just wrote

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Dole fruit and veggie blends. Find them in your frozen aisle. You guys just went on that cruise. Yeah. And wait, did you say the I love you and the Mountain Week? I feel like that's or before yeah yeah I'm out on my side was kind of both what do you mean he told me well I told her I like fell in love with her yeah he said I've fallen completely and like and I was obviously not expecting her to like come right back if you didn't feel it you know

like so I wasn't maybe just I don't know how it happened but that's pretty much where it went I was like take your time there's like no rush yeah like it would I pretty much told you told him at that point i was like i know i love you like i adore you i you know i see a future with you all the stuff but i was like i've never said that and i want to be a thousand percent certain like when i say i'm in love with you that means like you're it yeah and so i mean i told him like a couple weeks it was like three weeks later maybe a month three weeks later yeah when we saw each other in march something like yeah so it's like three weeks later in there i'm just sitting over like a proud parent that i'm like in love with him too that's so

cute and then you guys want on your little cruise yes it was the best thing ever really we're a huge cruis yeah we're cruisers now okay that's funny because jason asked me if i'd ever been on a cruise and i was like oh i don't think i can get down with a cruise but i think it's because so many of my friends have performed on them and they have horror stories about it and that's what it's in my head like about we love yeah we just ate delicious food yeah laid by the pool and then we did all of our excursions like went to the show like a group yeah like it and then we're like it was great with us too but then like we were like afterwards like what if we had like a big group of friends yeah we want to do a group cruise like incredible yeah a week where you pay 600 dollars for food and shelter

and entertainment it's incredible that is true i have an idea tell what if we did an off the vine cruise and we did like live podcasts from the cruise and all the vinos could come on the cruise oh like pay to go on the cruise how do you how would you do that i'm going to figure it out okay that'd be so much fun have actually had conversations well yeah well yeah of course are going to be a guest um yeah it's like a whole thing i guess like i've talked to people about it you can like rent it out yeah my friend actually so she works on a cruise line and they put on like music festivals on cruise ships yeah i wonder if like you could like do something like that where they like put it together for you yeah like you know you know the show impractical jokers

yeah oh yeah no that they did her cruise line oh six man oh what is that right Nothing. At the Anzley's cruise line, I'm pretty sure they did an impractical Joker's cruise. Yeah, it's a thing. Let's do it. Off the Vine Cruise. Oprah did it. Impractical Jokers did it.

Off the Vine Cruise. Yeah, yeah, she can. I'm pretty sure if you said right now, who would be interested in a cruise? People go crazy. Yeah, and then you can be able to buy my wine on the cruise. We'll have a little scrunchy room. It'll be a whole party. Oh, I'm down.

Yeah, yeah. You should do it. You know what? I'm going to aim for my birthday, which is in June. Write it down. June 1. June 19th. I'm June 7th.

Are you? Yeah. Yeah, Gemini. Here we go. Here we are. Here we go. We would. Gemini's would do that.

What are you? Gemini, people. What are you? Leo. Oh, no. Yeah. Right. I'm a Leo.

That's fun of that. Oh. I've heard about you guys. I've been trying to open my water for 10 hours. Do you want me to help you? No, I got it. Okay. Babe. No, I got it here.

Open my water. No, but really. I'm going to talk to my friend. Okay. Actually, though, let's plan this. We're putting out into the universe June 2020 off the Vine cruise. We put the Blair at. The Blar at?

The Blar at. And the universe. And look where it got us. Yes. So we're going to have a, you know what? This cruise is going to do big things. Yes. Yeah.

I'm always down on cruise. We'll host. Oh, what? We'll host the newlywed game on it. Okay. That's all I got. What is that? She's like, what?

I just got so excited. I don't know. We watched that at our cruise and it was so fun. It was super entertaining. Okay. Well, then that's a great segue into my not-so newlywed game questions. I knew you're going to play. Ah, shoot.

Yeah, but you guys have probably prepped for this. Did you? No. Okay. Well, my thought was, I didn't even tell him that I thought you were going to do this, but my thought was like, we've talked about so many. any, like, deep things. I'm like, she's going to ask us the most basic thing.

I'm going to be like, yeah, exactly. I don't know. You think I get deep on this podcast? I'm going to ask the most basic questions out there. All right, I'm ready. Okay. I already know the answer to this one. So where and when was your first kiss?

Oh. On the bridge. Yeah. On the play this. Do we both answer? Yeah. You have to answer at the same time. Oh.

The pedestrian bridge. When? Is that what you said? Yeah. Oh. November. November. November 18th.

November 18th. Okay. What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened in front of each other? The embarrassing thing that's happened in front of each other? Yeah. Most embarrassing thing that's happened in front of each other. This is hard because we don't get embarrassed. Yeah, but your first one.

You're thinking of my fart. Yeah, it was her fart. At the 90s concert, and it spread the ocean away. Oh, no. The ocean of people just spread. Yeah, it was bad. That's fine. it was rough i was like but it wasn't embarrassing if he didn't know it was me yeah remember on our

update video two two months later you watched this i g tv update video and i told him i confess that i oh i thought you're talking like this was like a week ago no but last night he couldn't stop laughing why do we keep talking about farts on this podcast because it's because it's apparently i lifted my leg and let out a loud fart i was dead i didn't realize i didn't Yeah, we were watching last night, a vasselette. And you lifted? Yeah, I lifted and let it rip. And he laughed for like an hour.

I couldn't breathe. He really couldn't. Oh, I like that you just let it rip. Yeah. Yeah, why not? We broke that barrier a long time ago. Yeah, we did. That's amazing.

I always say that it's hot when couples fart in front of each other because we're freaking sexy. Yeah, because I think it says a lot about your confidence and how you feel about each other because you're like, I love you no matter what, even if you lift your butt cheeks to rip one. to rip ass. I love it. I love it.

So is that our answer? Do we get it? Yep. Okay. What is your favorite junk food, Blair? Oh, my favorite junk food? Okay, wait, let's just ask Luke this one. Luke, what's her favorite junk food?

Well, I know she loves ice cream, but her favorite junk food, I consider fast food junk food. I'm going to say Chick-fil-A chicken nuggets. Fair. That's very accurate. Okay. And what's Luke's? He doesn't eat junk food. But I'm going to go with Kroger peach rings.

Oh, that's true. I love peatrings. The chugis. You don't eat junk food? No, he's so healthy. Not to an extent. Like, I do. We ate a salad last night.

It was very good. But, like, he's changing my ways for the better, probably. Yeah. I just, yeah, I don't know. I like salads. He eats cereal and salad. I'm not a big fast food person. No, I love that.

It hurts my stomach. Really? Oh, I wish it hurt my stomach. It makes my stomach feel amazing. I think that's why I was gassy last night. I ate a salad and my body was like, what's this? Yeah. It was like rejecting the greens.

That's probably why she was farting so much. That is. Your body is like, get out of here. We don't have room for you. That's funny. Well, you better go back. What about you irritates? No, what about Luke irritates you the most?

I don't know. Do you think you know what it is? I think so. Is it when you meet someone? Oh, that's a good one, yeah. What? When you what? She likes, sometimes I do it.

I don't do it all the time. You're the one that said you did it. What? He says when he meets somebody. I don't do it. It just comes out, I guess. I just talk in a certain way, I guess. Yeah, he talks like very surfer broie when he meets somebody.

And, like, he's like, yeah, I want the other person to not feel like they have to be, like, a certain way. Like, he basically said he sounds dumb when he meets people because he wants them to not feel, like, pressure to act a certain way. I'm like. So then they're like, oh, look, that's the dumb guy. We don't have to worry about it. I'm like, here's my boyfriend. He's like, what's that? And I'm like, cool.

That's so funny. Jason does this thing where he goes up a few octaves in his voice. Hey, hey, how are you? And I'm always like, just bring it down a little bit. Like, what is that voice? He's like, you do it too. I'm like, no, I don't. He's always like, and then he doesn't stop.

It'd be one thing if he was like, hey, yeah, why are it? He keeps going, he's like, yeah, yeah, well, it's so nice to me. And I'm like, what? Breathe. It's the weirdest thing Okay So you go into BroDumDum mode Yeah, that's a good way to put it

Okay Bro dumb dumb dumb man Bro dumb dumb dumb What does Blair do that annoys you Don't you love that I'm bringing up this? Everything annoys him I'm so annoying sometimes I literally look at him and I'm like

Don't break up with me Yeah there's a lot I just can't Don't say that It's not a lot but like it A lot of quirks Just tell me. But it's like great quirks.

Okay. Well, what's one that's not great? I'm perfect. You can't make of anything. There we go. No, I'm just trying to think. I will accept that answer. No, I won't.

I want to know. What about does she forget to brush her teeth? No, she does that. Does she talk in her sleep? Does she, um, okay, we'll come back to this one. Yeah, I'm, okay. Oh, that's cute that you're blanking. I was like, bingo, dum-dum.

That's just teasing. Bingo dumb-dum. That's really funny. How about what she cheeses you? Is that annoying? Yeah, I make fun of him a lot. Yeah, I'm fine with that. He takes it.

If it offended him. And it's all certain moods. If I'm, like, tired and I'm just, like, straight face. Yeah. I'm black and white. I'm, like, usually mostly, like, high up. Yeah. But, like, when I'm tired, I'm, like, tired.

Yeah. Okay. So that's maybe the one, I don't know. We did say the other day, though, that I think if we ever get in, like, a serious fight. Yeah. Whoever's mad at the other, it's just going to be awful because the other one's just going to annoy them. Yeah. Like, if I get mad at him, he's just going to be like, nah, man, nah.

And, like, annoy me. I'd be like, stop it. Oh, that would drive me nuts. And I would do the same because we're both just that annoying as human beings. Yeah. I'm trying to think. I'm like, I'm so annoying in a relationship. I'm just trying to think of what I do.

That would probably annoy somebody. It's hard to, like, think of it. It is on the spot. Maybe. Mine's probably telling Jason get off his phone when I'm always on mine. That's probably my own thing. A little hypocritical. Yeah, a little hypocritical, I guess.

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Next one. Mine's a unicorn. I just hate the term spirit animals. Yeah, okay. Okay, that's fair. Unicorns. Oh, so his spirit animal would be a unicorn? Yeah.

What's my spirit animal? Cheetah. For sure. Oh, as you're wearing a cheetahs. No, she's like, it aspires to be a cheetah and I like it. Oh, do I? I didn't know that. We cheat a girl, the cheetah sisters.

I aspire to be a cheated girl. There's a difference. That's true, my dad. That's funny. Mine's like, whatever, what's the animal that's just like the laziest animal? I'm a sloth. I'm a sloth. Coalas are cool, though.

You want to be a koala? Oh, yeah. Oh, she could actually be a quai. I do call myself a koala. I'm like, I'm like a tree and she's the koala. Yeah, I do that too. A koala. Yeah, that's cute.

That's good. It's always good to be a koala, though. There's nothing wrong with that. No, no, no. They're precious. They're a little vicious, too, which, yeah. I can get it. Like sweet and cuddly with a little wild side.

With a little sad. Look at you guys. You guys are just a fucking cat. I can't handle it. What is one item of clothing you wish you could throw out of Luke's? I like his clothes. Okay. Luke, anything you want to throw out of Blair?

And if you say scrunchy, I will. If you wear scrunchies. But you wear that I don't like. Yeah, I don't think. You have good style. I really don't think there's really. Thanks, you do. God, you guys are just too freaking cute.

I'm trying to, yeah, I don't really think there's anything. There's been times where I, like, send him a link to something. And I'm like, look how cute. Like, one time, I found this dress. I thought it was so cute. And I was like, oh, my gosh, look how cute this is. And he goes like a picnic table. And I was like, okay, won't get that.

Yeah, but you could rock. So he just, like, told me. But you can rock a picture. picnic table though thank you it's very cute yeah where do you shop whenever um in nashville oh i don't i don't yeah i buy online yeah okay yeah tell me your ways yeah i'm like gone where do you i buy everything for me they're the mint lulu's target american eagle okay it's my target's like my number one place i buy it i'm not gonna lie like their clothes at first it was like they're clothes at first it was like ooh i like this whole 90s vibe yeah now it's only 90s i'm like so what

happened to the cute florally like cute clothes too i haven't been back in a while but i have gone it's all 90s really yeah yeah we were there like what two nights ago yeah i was like this is depressing i'm not even tempted to go in the clothing section really yeah oh i don't even care i am always tempted to go in the the clothing section target we'll be right back with more Off the Vine, Grape Therapy. Alexa isn't the only one with breaking news. Make sure to hang around at the end of this podcast for the latest breaking headlines on the AP News Minute.

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and Podcasts 1. This is Austin Vine, Grape Therapy. We're just going to keep going with games because I like these games. Would you rather stay in or go out? That's on the day to day. That's tough because we are both. Oh, actually, I'll say I'd rather go out until like 19. In 10 p.m.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Good. Bad answer. Yeah.

Yeah, we're very like one or the other. We're either like, let's go out and hang with friends. Or we're like, let's stay in and cook dinner and like chill. Great balance. Yeah. Late night or early morning? Late night. I'm an early guy.

Really? I woke up at like 450 just the drive here on last Wednesday. Because I'd rather drive super early and miss everything than my... See, I'd rather drive through the middle of the night. Yeah. night person definitely night person but it works because then he can wake up and cook me breakfast before work when we get married yeah it's great you guys and by breakfast i mean like a bowl of cereal oh but i'll take it you guys cook yeah we like to cook together yeah it's more

fun when we cook together yeah i don't cook by myself but together we make stuff that's nice yeah um okay long walk or long drive oh long drive on his motorcycle oh good one You guys just feel so cool just like riding around I told someone yesterday I was like this is one of my favorite things about him is he is literally

the perfect combination of like edgy and dorky he like shows up and he like his leather jacket on his motorcycle and you're like whoa

who's that guy and he like puts on his bucket hat and Hawaiian shirt and like heads to the pool and you're like okay dad like he's such he's like perfectly both

oh I love that I love it. You got that duality of being a little nerd and a badass. Yeah, he's both. I like that. Get yourself a guy who could do both. Is that what the kids say? Yeah.

And you do it. Get a guy who can do both. Yeah, I like it. Okay. PDA or keep it private? You guys are pretty PDA. Oh, is that how I annoy you when I don't kiss you in front of people? Oh, that is a good one.

Oh, really? Yeah. Okay, but here's the thing. I'm so like PDA. Like, I just, like, am always, like, holding his hand and, like, hugging him and, like, sitting in his lap. Yeah. But when it comes, like, kissing him in front of people, I just, like, I get weirded out. Like, I get weirded out.

No, I don't. No, it's just, like, give me a quick peck and, like, oh, we're out. Yeah. If nobody's paying attention, I'm like, give me a kiss. But it's, like, literally does, like, one of these, like, heads on a little owl, an owl, look around the whole, like, is anyone watching? And then she might go in, like, might. Like, it's not definite.

It's not a definite. Yeah, what? Even the hugs are kind of awkward, too. They're like side hugs. That's when he's like, that's side hug. No, no, no, no. He said that once, and that's because he was saying bye to me, and all my coworkers were literally standing, like, in a circle around us.

Like, I wasn't about to be like, bye, no, la, la, like. Yeah, you don't have to make a hug. Just so they're like, no, I know. That's what I give him. I don't know, I just, I just like. Barely. Whatever. Oh, you're going to have to work on that, Blair.

I know, I know. You don't have to make out. It's just, that'd be like right now, like, I was kissing. in front of you. It'd just be weird. Well, on a podcast, that might be a little weird, but I'd still like it. We were saying bye, and my friend was literally just standing there next to us, and I was like, she's like, just watching us. Like, I feel weird. And we'll make her feel weird. Okay. You know what? Go in for the kill next time and actually make out with him and be like, there, that makes up for lost time. That would be good. Yeah, that's here. You're right. That'd be

really good. But overall, I'd say PDA. My friends are probably like, okay, we get it. You're in love. And I'm like, I'm like, yeah. That's so cute, though. I love one. my friends are in love um comedy movie or horror movie i'm comedy i like comedies i like he likes horror but i like i prefer comedies for sure rom-combeak rom-oh yeah love the rom-com me too what's your favorite rom-com i love you man oh yeah so good my favorite i'm just gonna say rom and it's the best of me have you seen it is that with the guy in the wheelchair no wait yes that gets push down the it's uh it's with who's it with james marsden maybe

it like goes back and forth between their now their current days they like meet back up and then it like goes back to when they're younger no you haven't seen that no it's my favorite movie really of all time ever it's like top three great a showman yeah top three it's my favorite romantic movie okay yeah and oh this is kind of cute we discovered this other day. So the main character's name in that is Dawson. Yeah. And that I like, ever since the movie, I was like, I'm going to name my son Dawson. Yeah. It's a good name. And so I was telling him that. And he's like, oh, that'd be kind of cute because, you know how literally everyone says he looks like James Vanderby. Oh yeah. I could see that. And we were like,

oh my God, he would be a little Dawson. Wait, I love that. Okay, you have to. I know. Even if it's a girl or a boy. Yeah. No, I love that name for girl. Really? Dawson for a girl is adorable god now I can't steal it first baby Dawson oh you guys are talking about rings you're talking about baby names babies will happen a long time from now yeah yeah well you're still

what 25? I'm 24 I'm about to be he's oh I'm about to be 25 he's about to be 26 but baby first baby will come in like four yeah you say that I used to say it would come when I was like 30 and now I'm almost 34 and I'm like yes okay well at least like yeah yeah okay club or dive bar

dive bar club what I like to dance oh I did not see that coming I was like ready to move on to the next question and you said club I love dive bars too I thought you would like a dive bar no dive bars annoy me because you can't like I hate if I'm going out

I either want to go somewhere where it's kind of quiet where I can actually talk to people or I can just dance my booty off yeah dive bar it's just loud I don't hear anything than anyone saying so I'm just standing there like a big drinking yeah Die bars are more for drinking, for sure. Yeah, and I really like, I'd rather dance.

You don't drink that much. Yeah, I'd rather dance. That's fair. I do like dancing. I hear you on that. But I like, I like. Yeah, dive bars are great. Yeah.

I can dance in a dive bar too. Yeah, you can. If there's music, then yeah. Yeah. I feel like dive bars don't have music. People just stand there. They have the tunes. They have the blue tunes.

Oh, yeah. The blue tunes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We'll take you to one that you can dance. All right. Who's most likely to win an argument between you? If you were to argue.

Uh, me. Flare. He said Blair. Oh, you did? Oh. Blair. Blair. Uh, what?

Why missed something? She just birthed. Oh, they heard it. They didn't miss it. I'm sorry. You're going to lift a leg and two, two? God. Make yourself a home player.

Thank you. I do. I am. No, I want you to do. Okay. Honey roasted flavored almonds, saracha flavored almonds, wasabi and soy sauce flavored almonds do I have your attention why keep snacking on boring chips

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Unless it was salad. Yeah, unless it was salad. Who would accidentally burn the house down? Blur. I don't know about that. I think you would. From what? I don't know.

I'm just saying to you. I'm like I always double check things. Okay. I do too, though, actually. I'd say neither. I'm very, my roommates are the ones that are going to burn the house down. I always come behind them and I'm like, oven, beep.

Really? You're just more responsible. Okay. I would burn a house down. I actually walked home today or walks in my house and a candle was burning out there. See, I don't like candles. I like candles all the time and I need to really watch that because I had lit one. My mom will kill me when she listens to this because I had it lit for like three hours of being gone.

Yeah, it's not good. Who is most likely to show up late for a date? Blair. Okay. Blare. Winning the contest. Yes, I'm winning. I was going to say dye your hair something crazy, Blair.

I don't know about that. I would too. You would? Okay, let's all dye her pink. Jason can't because it's too dark, but you have lay hair. Oh, yeah. He goes, you could totally go pink with us. He's edgy.

Yeah, like I said, he would dye his hair. He's so edgy. He's got, he just changed his stud to hoop. I do like the hoop. Thank you. Thank you. You don't? No, I do.

I feel like you can pull it off. Thank you. I just told him don't get his ear I want right here pierce Well you're a girl Oh What guys can pierce I don't want him to though

Okay Before I met her almost got a cartilage pierce But Which one is that this So like high up here Oh yeah Yeah I want like all like right around here That'd be cool

Thanks I've seen yeah No I've seen people with those I like that Yeah I like it Would you guys have any tattoos No No no tatties

Do you want any No No Oh wow Well The only thing I would need would be like because my ring finger I broke my finger with wrestling so like it's my knuckle is oh yeah you can't oh yeah you will have to get a tattoo so you might get a tattoo ring instead of a

I like that so super permanent super permanent okay who is uh most likely to be the driver on a road trip me Luke you want one good job buddy uh go on another reality show Blair me I told him are you watching this season i i honestly have plans to i keep saying every podcast i've done i've been like i have to watch i have four to catch up on so you haven't seen any no there's only been three i got the fourth email to me because i get early oh i told him last night i was like if peter becomes the bachelor i'm going to apply really he was like do it we both love peter so much really yeah what oh pilot pete pilot pete pilot pete he's so precious I have heard this.

I've heard that he's precious. Do you think he'll be the next bachelor? I don't know. Too soon. Too soon to tell. Yeah. I have like my three guys that I'm like, which everyone doesn't win.

Yeah. What? We're just so into it. I'm like, who's going to be the next bachelor? It's like the bachelor just started. He watched the first episode because I was in Philly. He watched the first episode with me and he like the preview for the season.

He's like, oh my. What? No. I'm investing. And he's like, this is going to be a good season. And I was like, You're invested. I am.

That's how they get you. They suck you right in. Chris Harrison's like, the most dramatic. And he's like, did you hear that? It's the most dramatic one. Oh, Maggie says. You're like, we are in for a treat. We got the most traumatic one.

Oh, God, that's amazing. So he's watching it, which is exciting because we actually get to talk about it. This is so cute. So I put on Twitter, if anyone had any questions for you guys. Oh, you did? Yeah. And I didn't see it. Yeah, I didn't tag you in it just so you didn't see and read all the questions.

going through it. You sneaky, sneaky. Nick Foster wants to know what are her and Luke's enneagram numbers? Oh, we're both sevens. Oh, yeah. Which is, what, again, the enthusiast?

Enthusiast. Okay. That's good. Now, you guys both have to be in your healthy way of thinking of sevens, because you can't go into your impaired way of thinking, okay?

Okay. I don't know. He doesn't know much. I don't know too much about it. Well, he just knows he's a seven. Okay. I took it once. I took it once.

That's all you need. Single in the seven. wants to know what's your favorite game to play do you guys play games as a couple what does that mean i always play monopoly so we the ones we've mostly played ding it we've played oh yeah ding it what's that i told you i need to bring that on the podcast i remember i remember um you telling me about a game but i didn't remember it was it's called dang it's really fun okay um we don't yeah we don't really play a ton of games we oh did i tell you i finished friends the whole thing she did And so good

The best thing ever It was so great But are you able to like Pick up the quotes Requote them Probably quotes more than I do Okay Okay

Yeah Good I'm proud of you Thank you I did it What's your favorite episode Yeah see I don't have that yet I feel like I have to watch it again And be like oh yeah

I really love this one Like there's one I remember laughing a lot at But like I couldn't be like It was the one where they Blah blah What about the one where Ross has the sound And he plays the keyboard Oh my gosh

She's like Yeah yeah that's my favorite episode i like i like when joey learns french oh that's a great one yeah he did laugh at that one a lot i do like that one's my favorite but no we don't really play games do me no not too much well get monopoly deal okay uh emily wright wants to know what's your biggest worry about moving in together um i don't have one yet yeah i don't have one yet either yeah you guys are meant to be. We're just excited. Yeah. Yeah, just excited. Okay, but cooking dinner is like just doing

that stuff. Being able to do that. It's cool. It's exciting. You guys are so cute. Like you but you're going to have to like learn each other's like living together habits. Yeah. For sure. Because that'll annoy anybody. Absolutely. No matter how in love you are. Yeah. I feel like as long like for like obviously it's so different. But like when you're long distance because it's like he would come like we would stay together for like almost a week at a time. And we never got annoyed with anything so far that's amazing i feel like you're both pretty laid back too yeah we're laid back i feel like the only thing possibly that i see so far is i'm sometimes messy when it comes to my clothes yeah we all are but yeah girls are girls are messy with clothes and he's really clean so like

sometimes i feel like guys are really messy so that's like a issue but he's super clean do you put the toilet seat down i do he's left it up a few times have i like ones or twice okay i tried to my mom told me to always put her seat down because she's falling in once or twice to be in the middle

of the night and I hear Luke Andrew I'm like dead asleep I'm like oh look oh no

wait your middle name is Andrew yeah it's my brother's name oh Lucas or Luke Luke

Luke Andrew what's your male name again Ashlyn Blair Ashland I like that thanks oh solid

little southern male Mine's Dawn Kaelon Dawn Dawn D-A-W-N yeah oh Don

Dawn yeah Down Brie wants to know now that they've been together for a while do they have any cute and unique pet names for each other Or is it still kooky for lukey No I don't call him that anymore Oh you've passed that? Not really I feel like we're you call each other babe

Yeah as I say we call each other babe a lot Yeah so a lot of times I call them buddy I'm like hey buddy how are you Really? Yeah I don't know why I'm like when I haven't seen a while I'm like hey buddy I just get excited It's really weird now I like that. Buddy.

You actually just said it when he won one of the games. You're like, good job, buddy. And I was like, bud. That's like, good job, bro. Yeah, one time I was like, um, did I call you bro? She called me brother. No, I didn't call me a brother. I was like, what's up, brother?

And he's like, that's weird. I was like, don't do that again. Yeah, I was like, I'm not saying you're my brother. I'm just saying like, oh, brother. Like, I'd say that to any guy. Um, Jason calls me Snickers and Snicks. Aw, that's cute. Wait, I want to...

I'm going to hang up on him right away, but I just want to see how he answers the phone if he does... Because he doesn't know him podcasting right now, so he might not think of around people. He's probably busy, like, buying you flowers or something. It's true. Frawley. Do you buy her flowers? No, he's never bought me flowers. Do you like flowers, though?

Yeah, I mean, I feel like any girl likes getting flowers, but I don't like buy flowers or put him in my apartment. Well, guess what I just dropped a hint. Maybe you'll get some soon. Yeah, maybe. But are you a gifts, girl? Do you like getting gifts? Um, I mean, who doesn't like getting gifts? I don't.

I don't know, I guess. Really? No. I mean, I don't, it's not like the biggest thing to me. But if he gave me something, I wouldn't be like, ooh, why did you get that? What's your love language? Physical touch. Both of you, right?

Yeah, that's why I would always all like holding hands and on top of each other. I think I knew that, too, from past dates. Didn't we talk about that? Maybe. I feel like. yeah that seems true yeah we're by physical touch tank quality time so we just sit and talk and cuddle that's really can't you guys are I mean sorry but you're

you're cute you too Janet G wants to know are are mini scrunchies big enough to wrap around a bun look at my hair Janet G show is show is Janet G yeah Janet G yeah Janet G Janet Janet Janet Janet G um yeah actually since I cut my hair I've become a big mini fan okay we'll have to get you some more minis then yeah girl and then last question is

d says how was doing the mud race together oh god it awful was it awful did you see the video i posted yeah oh it was cute that was like accurate no he was so sweet oh somebody post somebody d me it was like screw jumping a fence find a guy that runs back into electrical wires for you it's so true like that's right you you were actually so sweet to her like he always is that's why i love the videos i was like this is so accurate yeah he always is just like the sweetest man ever and i'm like oh my so longy let's let's end it with two things one what's your favorite thing about each other okay and two give me your best confession in the relationship oh in the relationship oh mine's kind of in

the relationship okay well whatever any confession okay confess first okay Okay. Do you want to go first? I mean, I don't know. Keep microphone. Blair the little bit. He could, yeah, he couldn't think of a confession. He thought of one.

It's a poop confession, which I told him there's a lot of those, but it's still good. So many poop confessions, yeah. So many. Go for it. Me? Yeah. Okay. Mine, you kind of talked about earlier.

It's not really confess. Like, he already knows it, and you kind of know it. But it's more confession, I guess, to people. I don't know. But. But so before our first date, you know, or, okay, so before any of my dates, I didn't know anything about the guy, another name, what they looked like. I literally just got there.

Yeah. But you told me you thought you knew my favorite. And I was like, just show me a sneak peek. Yeah. So you showed me just a picture of it. And then I was like, ooh, yes. And so then I somehow tricked Taylor. You're, what does she?

She works. Yeah, yeah. She works for Bouged media. So she's like kind of one of my managerish PR people. Yeah. And so I convinced her. I was like, what's, I was like, just tell me, because she told me, she's like, we're obsessed with the fifth guy.

We're so excited for you to meet him. And I was like, just tell me his name. Like, that's all I want to know. Yeah. She was like, his name's Luke. So I went to my profile to see if any Luke's were following me. And he was, and I saw the picture you showed me. So I stalked him hard, like, before our first date.

And I literally, so that was when I was in Israel. And so my roommate in Israel, I was like, look, I was like telling her about all the dates so far. And she's like, oh, my gosh. this guy like one of the guys I had already gone on a date with and I was like but wait I was like look at the guy I'm going on my fifth date with and I like showed her a picture and she's like yep he's the one he's the one and I was like I know he's the one and we literally came up with a wedding hashtag stop before our first date what was it but I know this one no you don't know

okay I was gonna say I don't well so this before I met him so we thought it was Luke fray yeah so we came up with the hashtag like it was like a few but it was like so fracking in love and like stuff like that. Wait, you just said, wait, well, there's a few, but you came up with a few wedding hashtags. This is amazing. Yeah. Oh my gosh. And I literally texted my friends. You guys are, I texted my friends and I still, they have screenshots of it. And I was like, I was like, you guys, I'm going to need you to pray that the fifth guy loves Jesus because I think he's my husband. That was just because I thought he was really cute and hilarious because captions were so funny and stuff. Yeah. And then now I'm like, what were your other

wedding hashtags they just were involving like like fraking in love like freaking getting married stuff like but then on the first date he was like something was said and he's like yeah my name's luke fry and i was like dang it yeah but fry is so much better yeah kind of like french fries yeah i don't know fries over guys who fries uh fries over other guys okay okay that's my confession that i basically You manifested Yeah No you manifested And that don't make you bad people

I mean you did more like yeah I was the total opposite He didn't he didn't creep on me at all I was kind of disappointed Yeah I was like you didn't creep on me He's like I mean I knew what you looked at I was like

But he just wanted to get to know you in person Well that was the thing though Like I have my sister's like Have you even looked at her Like definitely if I'm like No I saw the picture you sent me And I was like I'd rather get to know her Through meeting her and talking with her

Rather than just like creeping on her other than me I was like I'm in love I'm in love but I don't care and Blair worked out for me

oh my gosh I can't believe it I just can't believe but I can at the same time that it all worked out yeah from the very moment we met we both

I bowed and she curtsied and we did it the same exact time without saying anything it was like the first time I was like it's like yeah but it really is from start to finish

till it now it's like you guys are meant to be together I think so I think so me too what's your confession yeah I mean I don't have one I don't think I have one in the sense of about us yeah that's okay do the poop do the poop one do the poop one we've already talked about it enough so in high school I wrestled all my life yeah I was about to go out I was getting warmed up and I had to go take I had to poop yeah but my name got called up so like I had no time and did you get the nervous poops yeah yeah it's like the nervous

peas a lot of time I just like think I had the pee and be like beep like it wouldn't be like anything crazy but like this time I had the poop okay so I go out there I'd go I didn't think anything of it like I'm wrestling I do my thing match over come back did you in I did and then I came back and it was like me and my buddy were in the locker room changing like I like we're getting change i like pulled down there's like like a little turd i sharded yeah pants didn't know about it and i just remember the shirt was there the whole time

he sharded while he wrestled and didn't know oh okay you didn't smell it or anything i didn't know about it that's why the person lost he was like yeah you just take the dub i know and i remember vividly is my gray compression shorts and it was just not pretty my buddy my buddy was like, dude, that's gross. I'm like, yeah, dude, you don't say, like, poop my pants while wrestling. But do you guys have a good laugh about it? Oh my gosh, yeah. Yeah, he was

in like, completely disgusted. He's one of my good buddies. He was the only one that knew this till today. Yeah. He was trying to think of confessions, and he was like, telling me anything he could think of. And I was like, that's gross. Yeah. Can I tell your other confession? Yeah. If you want to. What? He goes,

he goes, um, the only thing I can think of is when I was four years old, I one time took a plastic shovel and murdered a bird. I was like, Luke. But at that moment, I realized I'm not a murderer. I'm a lover. I was like, oh, my gosh.

It took you killing a bird with a plastic. At four years old. At four years old. I'm not a bird. It was a pivotal moment in your life. It was. Four years old, murdering an innocent bird.

I hate birds and I, that I'm like, wow. That's fucking dark. Kim's like, yes, kill it more. A small part of me is like, one less bird. after I did my parents are like why did you do that I'm like I don't know I'm like four year old I have like a moleit going well maybe it was attacking you and you're like no he's running away from it I'm not gonna tell this story it's terrible I am not a bird killer I repeat your new nickname is Luke the bird killer

yes and that's gonna stick okay wait what's your confession and then we'll say our I don't have one oh okay I'm boring I know I know I have one but I can't tell it because I don't think Jason would want me to and I will if he's here and get his permission I like that yeah otherwise I can't tell it I like that too I respect that yeah but it embarrasses you got yourself

a good girl yes I can't wait to meet him usually I throw him under the bus but yeah we'll definitely go on double dates we'll dye her pink Lucan's seeing us to sleep and it's going to be just a really really happy time in all of our lives I can't wait yay you guys I'm so happy for you both

We can say what we love about each other. Well, yeah, I'm not, don't act like I was going to forget that part. Okay, I just want to hear it. Yeah. No, I'm just, let it talk about me, Caitlin. I'm so happy for you both. I could feel the love and let's end it with your favorite things about each other. And what's next?

Oh. She is a big golper, by the way. She is notorious for large gulps at all times. I'm a golfer. Oh, I couldn't deal with that. That's, it's pretty, my misophonia would just get the best of you. Especially when I'm, like, so thirsty and I just chug. It's like, g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-h.

That was a good one. That was a good one. It was really loud. Sorry. Okay. Go for it. Am I first? Yeah, no.

Oh. Well, I already said one of my favorite things, which is the edgy but dorky. Yeah. But I feel like my other favorite thing is just the way he treats me. Like, literally, it's one of those things where at first I was like, oh, this guy's smooth. Like, he's, you know, we just started dating. He's treating me like a princess. But then it's like every day he just treats me that way.

And I like, I just, every day I'm like, oh my gosh, I can't believe he's mine. And he's so sweet to me. Seriously, like, every girl deserves it. And I'm like, it's one of those things that it's like it's everything I've always known I deserved and I finally got it. See, that's so important. And I think that's why you got it because you knew you deserved it. Yeah. And you wouldn't settle for anything less.

Yeah. So that's mine. Luke, I love you for my blare. Oh, I'm so glad this all worked. Okay, in your turn. Well, obviously the first time. Like, even, like, again, from the first time we met, like, I knew there was something special. I love how weird she is.

And we can just be completely weird together and just, we break barriers so quick together, too. Like, we're now, if she's not afraid to tell me what's on her mind, I adore that. Yeah. And I think that's one of the biggest things, too, because I don't always open up as much. But, like, I'm getting better at that. She makes me better in that way. Yeah. And it definitely helps our relationship in that aspect.

Yeah. But yeah, she's just so loving. Like, I just, like, every time, like, just a little highs, a little, like, kissy faces on the, like, texting. It's just, like, something that, like, melts my heart every time I see her and, like, hear from her. So, like, and, like, especially long distance-wise when, like, you get that phone call after she's done with work. And, like, we were now apart. So, like, I was getting off work during day shift, and she was getting off work. Yeah.

And we just call and just talk and, like, whatever we could. Isn't that the best feeling? Yeah. it really is so i just haven't had that ever in my life and i think like and that's what made me i felt that's immediately and that's what i was like i got to follow the heart and get after her and her family's amazing she's like just who she is her personality everything is that is something that i noticed right off the bat with blair is that she's just totally herself yeah i love that and i'm and i'll tell you what i love about you when we get to know each other better

after our sleepover I was about to say if you're officiating our wedding you got to get to know us oh I'm going to get up there and be so sincere and all that stuff I'm going to have to stalk you guys for a while I'm going to have to follow you around in your days

premarital counseling I'll be right in there with you yep taking notes doing sneaky podcasts oh no no you do not want that you do not want that I'd be like make sure you live together and have sex

before you get married. You're going to want to know. Okay, we'll end it there. That was so sweet. You guys are so cute. Thanks. And happy and genuinely happy I could tell. You too, though.

I know. And it happens at the same time, I feel like for both of us. And we're just like, yeah. Well, maybe we'll have a joint wedding. Okay, I'm Caitlin. Oh, wait, wait. Hi.

Hello. How are you? What's going on? Do you know you're on the podcast? No, no idea. Oh, I was like, I was trying to get you to answer and be like super cute. I'm like, watch. He's going to call me Snickerdoodle.

And he's going to be like, hi, snaker do it. And then you're like, how are you? I'm like, oh. Cute, nine. Yeah, 10 times I do, but I'm like in an Uber. Oh. And it's a smaller time. So, you know, I'm great in this guy's ear from like, hi, snickerdoodle.

Okay, fine. I'm just signing off on the pod. So I'll call right back. Okay, sounds good. Oh, good bye. Bye. Hi, I'm Caitlin Bristel. I'll see you next to you now.

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