Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: The Lo Down Pt. 2

Episode Date: July 16, 2020

Lo is back for Grape Therapy again this week to spill confessions and answer questions from Kaitlyn’s fans! Topics include: heavy urine streams, their fav memories together and how Lo would design her dream wedding dress! GEICO – Go to geico.com , and in fifteen minutes you could be saving 15% or more on car insurance TALKSPACE – As a l istener of this podcast, you can get $100 off your first month on Talkspace by going to Talkspace.com and use code VINE WATERPIK – Get $30 off plus free shipping by visiting Waterpick.com/OTV and using promo code OTVSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Here's Caitlin. All right. As promised on last week's great. therapy this one's a two-parter so let's dive into the second part of my conversation with everyone's favorite co-host low i mean i have to ask because everybody always expects a good one from you do have any confessions oh yeah i got a lot to confess i was just curious when you put the ask questions on your thing did anyone ask any questions yeah too many oh okay just i was just I've got them all teed up here.

Oh, okay. Wait, so I'll do my confession first. Yeah, I'll do that. Yeah, I'll give a confession. Okay. It's not too bad of a confession. I've really let loose on this freaking show, that's for sure. But it's happened in quarantine.

It's actually, well, the confessions, it's up until today. It's present time. Okay, so I've been quarantining with my parents, and they live in Orange County. I kind of split up my time when I have to record for my show, which I've been doing. my podcast. I come here to my place and then I usually will spend most of my time with my parents. But it's been the best getting to quarantine with my parents. We're thick as these. We're always close, but we're real close right now. So it's been nice. And I have Duky, my little pug. Background info, context for the listeners. Caitlin already knows, but I do have a little black

pug. He's a senior citizen. He's living his life in leisure world with my parents in Orange County. Well, he's with me, but we've been in OC for being under quarantine. So anyway, I take Duke out to go to the restroom every morning. The restroom? Yeah. Is that a weird way of saying? I guess. I'm like, I got to let the dogs take a shit.

You're like, Dukey to the restroom. So Dukey has to go do his business outside in my parents' backyard, and they've designated a little area that's way off in the corner for him to go. He doesn't like to go there, though. And I look at it like, I'm not going to discipline this dog. You know, he's my elder, technically. You know, he's, you got to respect him. He's got to respect him. He wants to pee wherever he wants, let him do it. But he doesn't even like to pee outside because we have little pee pads in the garage for him. So he likes to go there, but he always kind of hits like the corner and then he leaves for being a 24 pound dog, he has about a gallon of urine inside him.

I mean, it's just so much pee that this dog releases. It's just like, wow, Duky Booty, where did that come from? You know, it just keeps going and going. And it's like this Gatorade colored piss. Like, wow. It's just filled with so many vitamins. I get him like every vitamin you could ever imagine. Oh, I was going to say, does he take his vitamins?

That's what mine looks like. Yeah. So anyway, I've been taking Duky out every morning. And, you know, I'm not the best morning person, but I take Duky out. And he wasn't peeing. He'd go in the garage. my dad and my mom to get upset. Why is Duky pissing in the garage?

Make sure he goes outside. He wasn't. So I started, well, it's kind of nice for me too. I started peeing in the backyard myself. I started to pee and wherever I'd hit, Duky would go and cover it, want to go and pee on top of it. Yeah. I found the lucky charm.

I just got a piss in the backyard. So I... That's really sweet of you. Thank you. I thought so. Well, so I've been peeing in the backyard. and and everything's been fine. Duke's peeing where he needs to.

And it's kind of nice for me too. I'm like, oh, this is great. Like I'm out in wilderness. Yeah, sure. Peeing in here, little birdie's chirping. So I've been doing my thing. Well, it's been hot in California. Roasting summer months.

So this pee, my pee, I guess, has kind of been like baking into the plants. And it's just there's like you can smell it now because. because if you think it's like we've been in quarantine for months now so we're going on like four months of me urinating in the backyard and then dukeye on top of it so it's just a lot of piss happening all the time yeah yeah so um anyway my my mom was like it's reeks of urine in the backyard we keep smelling it in certain specific areas and i know that that can't be duke because his there's no way that's stupid like it's it's like higher up where the pee is at

like she's like a urine sleuth and my mom and dad are out there sniffing around like hound dogs being like here it is and here too and he hit this spot too and i and so my dad says i think i think it's i think it's uh low i think he's peeing and i think it's our son oh called out yeah and i said absolutely not dad that is vile especially when I saw my mom. My mom had such a strong reaction to, like, urine in her backyard that I was like, what happened? Like, is there a backstory to that? Like, why are you so strongly opposed? You know, what happened to you? Well, so I, of course, didn't take the blame. I was like, absolutely not. It's the gardener. The gardener has been pissing in the backyard. I know it is. Abel.

Abel's pissing. Abelwood. Abel Gonzalez is pissing in the backyard, which to my mom, being a proud Latino Hispanic queen. She's like, oh my God, like my people, you know, like she doesn't want to like have to say something to my, if it was a white gardener, she'd be like, fire him. But my mom because he's Hispanic, my mom's like, maybe we'll give him the benefit of the doubt. But she's been upset. But then I found out the reason why she was so upset was the specific area that I enjoy peeing. There's this beautiful tree in our backyard. And I hit the tree and I made Duke. That became his new area too. We love it. They're shade. We pee. You know, It was a little sunny part, too.

Anyway, didn't realize my uncle, that's my mom's memory garden, and I guess my uncle's ashes are buried there. I'm in love. That's why she's so upset. There is a backstory. I've been pissing on my uncle the whole time. And it is now that I'm. retrospect. I look back, there's a little angel with like the little hands.

So there's a tombstone. I, I assumed to have missed that. But I just thought it was like a fairy nymph or something. Like, you know, it's because it's a garden. But no, my uncle is there. And my mom also has, like, my grandmother's, a little bit of my grandmother's house just there. You need to slow. I didn't even know. So my mom is like looking at like some of the gardeners. been desecrating her and she's like of all the areas she's like Duke would never pee here like what kind of sick person I'm like I don't know but we need to freaking press charges on Able

wait so they don't know it's you no but tomorrow's 4th of July so I'm gonna come out of the closet and say you know guess what guess who's been pissing on Uncle Gilly it's me I'm sorry I didn't know Your son. It's your freaking devil son. My mom's going to be so repulsed. But when you explain why, maybe she'll think it's sweet. No. I don't know.

Maybe. She's pretty grossed out. But, yeah. Yeah. Oh, and then it, well, and then it all comes, like, everything's full circle because my godson takes dips in the pool. And then he wants to run into the house and get the whole inside of the house wet. I said, hey, listen, I don't need you running into the pool, little Damien.

He's all of nine years old. I said, you go. you see that garden, you just go piss in the garden. So I said, just go pee there, pee on the tree, give it some nutrients, get in there. So we're all pissing on my uncle. It's just terrible. I feel so bad. I'll never do it again.

He's looking down on us, on me. Oh, my God. Lightning will strike me down. Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing. I'm guessing on my uncle. Your delivery is what kills me the most. Oh, God. So, well, needless to say, I won't be doing that anymore.

I feel, I genuinely do feel bad, and I have to tell my mom tomorrow. I'm going to tell her, I son, it's me and Damien's been missing on him, too, and do everyone. Maybe the gardener, too, who knows? But I'm taking the freaking blame, taking accountability. That's a new me in quarantine. Let's look up some facts. Here, I'm going to look up some facts about urine in a garden. garden and we're going to give her like the positive uh oh that's good okay urine i hope there's

something positive oh look urine for plant growth recent scientific studies have shown urine is a safe and very effective fertilizer for cabbage beads cucumbers tomatoes pretty much anything else you want to grow you were just trying to bring your uncle back to life garden tomorrow i'm helping him reincarnate you're helping make the garden beautiful urine boasts a nitrogen phosphorus potassium ratio of 1014 plus modest amounts of the trace elements plants need to thrive wow all right so huffington post why you should pee on your plants oh my god thank you katelyn you just salvaged a parent relationship. Wow. You know what?

You need to call me during this time. I'm here with all the facts. Yeah, perfect. All the peace facts. Question for the vinos. Did you know that right now, GEICO is offering an extra 15% credit on car, motorcycle, and RV policies? That's 15% on top of the money GEICO could already save you. So what are you waiting for? Your dog to make you breakfast in bed? With some Belgian waffles and a fresh fruit compote. Well, as nice as that sounds.

that's probably never going to happen. But at least there's never been a better time to switch to GEICO. Save an extra 15% when you switch by October 7th. Visit GEICO.com to learn more. Oh my gosh. I'm like trying to think of a confession. My confessions will never be as good as yours. But you've had some doozies in there.

It's always about how gross Jason thinks I am, I feel like. So on the topic of urine, I don't, I've been self-conscious about my pee because because my mom always taught me to turn the tap on while you pee, and so it's just a habit of mine, and that's quite a waste of water, if you ask me, but... Oh, I do the same thing. I just don't want... Well, only if I'm by myself, no.

Do you do it by yourself, too? I only do it if there's someone in the... I used to. I've kind of gained some confidence with peeing in front of myself. Yeah, okay, yeah. I don't mind hearing my own pee, but if I know someone's, like, in the room, you know... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll turn it on because I just don't want them to hear my trickle. Okay, so mine's no trickle. Okay, Jason calls me a super-soaker 6,000. Have a heavy stream. Wow. I was always just self-conscious about the sound of it. I didn't know it was like a downpour of, like, he was dying. I like peed and I thought we were there in the relationship where I could

just like, let her flow. And so I was like, okay, you know, I'm just, I'm just going to let it go and not turn on the tap. And then all of a sudden, it was like, it was like, it was like, what? What are you, a super-soaker, 6,000? You know what super-soakers are, right? Oh, I love super-sets. Yeah, of course.

apparently that's me when I feel. Oh, you're peeing or is that the bath, huh? You're running a bath, you're running a bath table. Actually, that would make me so self-conscious, too. I get it. And I'm like, this is why I turn on the tap. And so in the middle of the night last night,

I got up and I had to pee, and I was like, well, I don't want to wake him up, but I don't want to, like, you know, I don't want to turn the tab. So I just, like, flushed at the same time as peeing. and I was like so self-conscious about it. Yeah. Oh, I get it.

Wow. Yeah. That's a sweet confession, though. It's sweet. It's sweet because... And I take hard pisses? Like a racehorse. You drink a lot of water.

No, I don't. That's the weirdest part. Oh. I wonder if, like, does this play a part in it if you... Okay, one, you drink a lot of water, but maybe if the hole is different, like, maybe you... I don't... never thought about it

has to do with my paper cut doesn't it it's no it's it's more like a three whole punch

or something it's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina

oh god we are I love it we are gross I always love finding like a fellow Josie

grossy oh yeah yeah safe place questions where urine were so cute like that little urine sisters oh my god okay now it gets even better because people have questions pino you breast smoke but by the way doesn't well jason goes pee and i'm sure it's a heavy flow for every guy it sounds like this you know what i mean that's a thing like when i go pee it sounds like oh yeah heavy flow but it's also from however many feet

i'm just gonna show you next time we hang out and you're gonna die laughing it's unlike any pee you've ever heard. Okay. Just forgive me for my. Okay. This one comes in from, um, I don't know if I should say the name, but it's Ariel. Oh, God. He said, would he finger blasts, Ricky, a thousand percent. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. I think Ricky Martin is beautiful. He is beautiful. Yeah, but I mean, as long as it was, of course, consensual, you know, let's not get into hot water. Of course. You know, I don't want an Epstein moment here. Yeah, I didn't throw that in there. Yeah, I would 100, I think Ricky Martin is a beautiful man.

I would, I would finger blast a live in Lovita Loca, Ricky, or... Oh, or recent, Ricky. Yeah, married with kids and, yeah, if he's just on a little vacation. He is so beautiful. His whole family is so beautiful. They really are. I'm just, I'm not turned on by the way Ricky speaks, though. I'll send that much.

Oh. Because everything he says, everything, okay, like, I've heard him in interviews. views, he has a sexy voice, but like everything has such deep meaning and the earth and the water and the, which is, I guess it's great to be deep as the ocean, but sometimes I want to be like shallow as a puddle and just play. I feel like if I was finger blasting him, he would be like very like he would be like storytelling at the same time. Yeah, talking about the Milky Way or something. Well, I want to listen to this. I had my ups and downs. I had my moments where I, I thought I deserved everything.

I did. 16, 17, you start driving. You start, yeah, you start thinking you're a little God. Because you have thousands and thousands of people telling you, you're great, you're perfect, you're the best, you're awesome, amazing. Ricky? Wait, now I want to have him on my podcast. Yeah, no, he's amazing. Deep as the river, or deep as the ocean.

He's very philosophical and spiritual. We need that in the world. I just don't know if I can. could be married to someone that is like that all the time. That's why you're just finger blasting him. There you go. Okay. Everyone wants to know all of the confessions.

Like, people were like, could you just do a whole podcast on his confessions? Okay. Madeline Shalette says, what's your favorite memory with Caitlin? Oh, man. I have so many memories that I love with you. Oh, if I have to pinpoint one specific memory. Man, this is a tough one. Okay, I think I've got it.

It's kind of like a blend of all of the, like, it's a thing that we do together. But when you land and then we get to see each other for the first time, and we'll always go to your hotel, I'll pick you up, and we go for sushi, and we have a glass of wine, that moment we did one specifically where it was like this little random restaurant and everyone was gone this was pre-COVID pre all this pandemic um but it's like we had the whole restaurant to ourselves and we were just laughing and having the best time ever and i don't know i just felt

i didn't look at my phone once i felt completely like this is everything yeah i love it like giddy and giggly when we're together and it's yeah but we feel like deep conversations but we, like, can laugh about the deep conversations. Yeah. We're like, dang, that was more, like, heavy shit. Heavy shit, but we can laugh through it, which makes everything that much better. So I'd say, like, our sushi wine dates. Yeah.

But I guess it's all of them combined. There's many of them. But, like, that's something that I love doing. I can't really pinpoint a favorite memory. Like, the Had a Bad Day videos up there. Oh, that was great. Yeah. That was really fun.

Okay. Chels LeGrand. says, if Lowe has free reign on your wedding dress, what would he put you in? Oh, yes. Love this question. Yeah. Okay, so I'd like multiple dresses. I think one for the ceremony.

Of course, we're going to do one for reception. And then maybe throw another one in the mix just for some quick little photo ops. I don't know. That maybe a little pantsuit even. Great. Yeah, we're going to have to throw a pants suit in there somewhere. And something short. Baby loves legs.

We're going to do something with the legs. we'll show the clavicle bone, of course. But I think for your actual, like, wedding ceremony, what I have pictured in my head is this particular bridal designer named Ghalil Lahav that he makes the most beautiful, their family, the bridal couture family. But it's very, like, form-fitting, simple. Think Carolyn Bassette, John F. Kennedy vibes.

I don't know if you know the reference of, like, what she wore. No. Yeah, totally. We're going to Google it right now. Obsessed. No, but her, it was like a really minimalistic, but I think something like form fitting to the body, plunging neckline, maybe a little bit of an open back, some sort of like a lace in the veil, not over-framing the face more on the back. I picture you with like beautiful waves, like effortless

hair. Yeah. And I'd say like delicate straps and lace, body con and just like statues. What is the bottom of the dress looking like? Is it? Oh, I'd say like maybe a mermaid shape looks fantastic on you, but not there's a... Not like the poofy, like... No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're saying. It's almost like a slip dress, but... Oh.

Because I want a little 90s reference, because that's so you. So like a little 90s silhouette in there, which is kind of like that Carolyn Bassett was like the 90s. That was like the number one bridal dress. I'm going to Google that. Ooh, now I'm getting excited. Oh, I can't wait for your wedding. I'm so excited. This girl who's like, she's kind of a medium.

She's more of an aura reader. I was talking to her and she's like, you don't have to tell me. She goes, but I'm just getting this like overwhelming vibe that you're actually engaged and like you're not telling people. And I was like, oh my God, no.

I was like, I'm really not. She's like, are you sure? I'm like, no, I really am not. And so now I think it's coming soon. Yeah. I thought you were engaged, to be honest. I don't know. I always just assumed.

You're just used to me being engaged in the years that you're going. no but you and jason are so um are so freaking cute together that i just i don't know to me you guys feel engaged or even like a married couple because you guys are so sweet and like like we're married couple yeah and like the cutest way though you know but not not like an old annoying married couple that's like no no in a sweet way honeymoon phase all the way oh and by the way for the back of the dress I want it like as I live through you it's like me wearing the dress subconsciously I want a big train I'm like I don't you're like I don't care I don't freaking you're like the most chill bride I'm going to be like a total freaking bridezilla for you

but I think like a beautiful train something dramatic and so strong and like takes your breath away type of moment for the ceremony would be awesome yes oh my gosh I can't even fathom what that day would be like. I'm so excited. Let's be honest. The future right now is unknown, plain and simple. If you've been struggling with the so-called new normal, I can promise you that you're definitely not alone. It's not just you, but stress and anxiety don't have to rule your life. If anything helps reduce stress and anxiety, it's talking it out. And I know this firsthand. Talkspace has thousands of licensed therapists trained in over 40 specialties,

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Okay. This looks kind of funny. I never know how to read people's names. Alicia Netsvar, what would your dream sleepover party consist of? Ooh, okay, definitely sugarfish takeout for food. Of course, we need some sneaky snacks too. So I think you're more of like, do you like the peanut butter and chocolate? Is that your thing that you're going to, little sneaky snack, Cheez-Its for me?

Yeah. Oh, I'm not a Cheez-It's guy. No, really? No. Oh, absolutely not. Yeah. More of a goldfish. More of a goldfish guy. Mm. Okay. Definitely some pickles. Got to have my pickles. I freaking, but a specific one,

Claussen pickles are. You are Jason. Jason eats a jar of those a week. Wait, really? Yeah. Oh, me too. I just went to the market last night about four more jars to get me. That's hilarious. Yeah, he's a best. Like pickles? Yeah, I put Taheen on top of them. Oh, you love your tahin. I got to put it on everything, even my cheese-its. You like it on, like, margaritas and... Oh, yes. Oh, anything, chili, spice, everything nice.

Yeah. So that. And then, of course, I'd want to do, like, a couple great movies. We'll start off with Notting Hill. Maybe go in, because Julia, of course. I love Notting Hill. Oh, it's one... How about Steel Magnolias?

Oh, yeah. Then we'll ball our eyes out and watch Steel Magnolias. Yes, I love Steel Magnolias. And obviously, eye patches and face masks. Lots of serums, eye patches. And then I'd want us in, like, a cabin somewhere, like Arrowhead or Tahoe or somewhere fabulous in a cabin. If I could... Oh, and edibles. Oh, and edibles too. Oh, yes. Yeah, we're in a cabin. We have edibles. We're all happy. Ramen and Pino are there. Duke is there, too. Oh, yeah. And Jason, because Jason's actually really fun to hang with. So I'd want Jason there with edibles too. Yeah.

He just has to go to bed early so we can still have our little moment. Jason would be in bed around 9.30. Yeah. And we'd be up until God knows when. Oh, my gosh. Now I want to go. Now I'm like, I need this. Okay.

What else have we got? Somebody asked why we're so cool. You know what? Well. I'm not sure. I think we're cool because we actually aren't cool. And we're okay with that. That's what I feel like.

That's exactly what it is. We aren't cool and we're fine with that. And so people think that says a lot about our confidence. Yeah. Okay. Jill Bablett says, learning anything new about yourself during the big queue. That's awesome.

Hell yeah, Jill. I've learned a little too much. It's been such a world. of emotion in quarantine. And again, I mentioned earlier, I went through like feeling depressed and I was sad because I've been go, go, go, since you've met me. I mean, I've always been working hard and just, I never take breaks. I don't, and I always look at it like, I have a vacation or a break when I retire.

Like, I just need to pound the pavement and I'm a business owner and I have people who rely on me, clients rely on me and my business manager, I have my assistant, I have to pay. so I just like you Caleb we got people who rely on us and because of that you feel a sense of pressure so having everything just stop that was such an adjustment for me and I felt I was feeling really sad and I'd say depressed for at least the first month and a half to two months just because I thought what am I going to do these people you know what's going to happen to me and I was even having too much alone time with myself. I was like, like, yeah, but I had, I don't know, I didn't want to go down a rabbit hole of depression. So I started, I worked out, I do my stretches. And I also am not

putting pressure like a lot of people right now that I've learned about like my friendships and I'm accepting them fully for what they are, perfectly imperfect. That's a big thing I've learned about myself as being okay with being perfectly imperfect. But a lot of people will say like, oh, I'm paying attention to who's not checking in on me. I'm taking names, okay? You know, and I'm like, I am not because I think everyone is handling this shit different. I can't put expectations on anyone. I feel like a lot of people are realizing things about themselves, you know, or like, a lot of people are, like at first, they put, like you said, too much pressure on themselves, and then they kind of learn to surrender to the big queue. Yeah, I did. Break in. You know, that

that exercise, it's my worst nightmare. The trust. fall, I'd rather freaking get a root canal than put my hands over my fucking chest and fall back into a bunch of strangers with God knows what disease. And I just, like, I hate that exercise. I had to do it at camp and I was like having a panic attack and everyone's like, whee! And I was like, I trust nobody. Like I trust. You're like, I saw what happened on mean girls. Yeah. You know, I thought like I'd be heavier and like they wouldn't catch me and oh God. Yeah, not to mention. It was a thing for you. You're not joking.

I was him. I'm really self-conscious. And the year before that, this guy did like one, two, fall not on three. They didn't. He wanted to be funny. Jokes on him. Freaking shattered his nose. Freaking hit.

What was he freaking trust? falling frontwards? He like fell, but like fell out to the side and like ended up like breaking his nose. Oh my gosh. Yeah. So tragic. That happened to him. And I remember.

If I might see you, I'm trust falling back into you. Oh, I get, I don't mind you. I'll catch you. But I imagine me falling on all 72 pounds of you. Oh, my God. I would just crush you. I've been working out, low. You got muscle.

I see you working out. I've been really really working out trying to get strong for not going on dancing with stars because quarantine. It's going to ruin everybody's life again. I think it's going to happen. Even if you have to dance in silence to like no audience, I think it's still, they'll bring you guys in to do that. Yeah. Okay, a couple more questions. Okay, this is a good one.

Sandy 17 says, what was your first impression of KB? Oh, my first impression of you. pure hilarious I thought this girl is the funniest thing and she oh I did I thought you were just so funny

and I automatically thought you give zero and I just loved it about you like completely shameless didn't mind like you don't care if like you look crazy or make like that unapologetically yourself

is such a turn on and I thought but I will say at first I was like is that just Caitlin like the surface Caitlin but like deep down maybe she's not really like that she's a complete introvert like private world of Michael Jackson and um but no like you are through and through with a mic no mic it's Caitlin which you guys are getting which is really nice um so my first impression of you which was you being hilarious and and totally yourself was what you see is

what you get because I just yeah I was obsessed since you love how it's like ooh this is a good one and I ask you about what's your favorite feature on Caitlin like not a question at all I'm just asking you pretending there's there's no questions in front of me at all right now um okay last one people let me just tell you one thing people are obsessed with your Instagram stories they say they're so well thought out and so funny and the music's always perfect and they love your daily playlist. Okay, last question, I got my kid, a good one. I will say, while you're looking up that question,

I actually, some people had DM to me questions, too, and a few of them were about my Instagram stories. And thank you guys for following me. I love that. I have so much fun making them. They are a lot of work to do, but it's worth it because I don't know, especially right now, we're all in quarantine. We need a good laugh.

But I've gotten a lot of questions about, like, where do you get these videos? Like, where is this shit come from? Yeah, a lot of those. And I will say YouTube, I go down a deep dark rabbit hole on YouTube, and I watch funny old videos, and I basically turn those videos into memes. And I have a guy who, like, finds a way to, like, hack YouTube to, like, so I could have these videos, and I could use them.

And, yeah, so I'm actually going to start, because I love making memes, and it's a way of, like, I don't know, having my sense of humor out there, I'm going to open up a meme page very soon. So all of the stories that you guys like will actually just be on a page for you to follow. So it's easier. That's awesome. That's such a good idea. You need to do that. All right. Like many of you, I love a good glass of red wine, specifically spade and sparrows, but can't help but wonder how it's affecting my teeth. Recently, I've been loving the water pick Sonic Fusion to keep my smile looking bright, but most importantly, clean and healthy. Sonic Fusion is the world's first flossing toothbrush, so it allows you to brush water floss

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in all the right places, and if your outfit's, like, not that cute underneath, like, you could just throw a blazer or a jacket, and it elevates it. So for my clients, I always make sure they have that, like, amazing pair of jeans, the awesome blazer that fits great, have it tailored perfectly to you, usually black or navy, and then also a great leather jacket. And that goes for if you're 20, 40, 50, I think that is angelous. I think that's a good one is tailoring, because I think a lot of times people are like, oh, it just doesn't fit right or it's cute. Like, you can take it into your tailor

and have them just fit it to your body and it, like, does wonders for the outfit. Also, I love a good blazer or a leather jacket just over the shoulders over an outfit. Oh, yeah, it's so cute. And it makes every outfit just look more stylish. But just so people know, all of the people you see on red carpets

are doing the street style or they're getting paparazzi. seed, I'd say 98% of them are having their outfits tailored before they even wear it. They have a seamstress or their stylist. Hey, oh, that will take it and have, even, I mean, I tailor a workout gear for my clients before they get paparazzi so that it, like, the crop top hits a little bit higher or the pants fit a little bit more slim or, you know, like, oh, I can't wait to be in L.A. with you. Yeah, everything's all tailored. But it's just nice because then everything fits great and it's uh it's flattering but you're spending like i don't know 20 30 dollars for an

alteration just but it ends up paying off because it just feels and looks great custom to you i love that the great advice low when the quarantine is done we need to have um a sleepover and like do a um like an hour live feed of like you can people can come into like a zoom or like do a sleepover with us for an hour and we just do the weirdest stuff and we have to make everybody sign NDAs. Yeah. Oh, that would be so fun. I would be so down. No, when you're here, I mean, I have knocked on wood.

I think you're going to end up being in L.A. You think that it's going to be canceled with the second wave. It's my fear. I know, but I have a feeling you'll be here. But when you're here, we're going to be podcasting out. It's going to be so fun. I can't wait. You're going to be my main man when I'm there for all things, friendship, wardrobe, and

podcasting. Yes, yes, please. Well, I love you and thank you for being on and I mean, hopefully it's the fall when I'm there and we will be podcasting very soon. Sounds like a plan, boo. Is there anything? Oh, just tell people your Instagram so we,

because we've talked about how great your stories are, so tell everybody. Oh, yeah. You can follow me on Instagram. It's at Style L-V-R, S-T-Y-L-E-L-R, which is style lover acronym, but it's also my initials, just so you guys get it. it, yeah. Just so you get it. Just so you get that. Tick-Tock soon to come. Oh, that's what we're doing when I get there. Oh, yeah. TikTok. Are you deep into the world of TikTok right now?

I'm in, yeah. I'm not, really? I'm not, I'm deep into scrolling, but I'm not deep into doing them, but I'm like, I'm active. You, you love it, though. I love it. Yeah. I love you. Thank you so much. Love you too. Bye, Quay. listening to Off the Vine, Grape Therapy. Tune in to hear new mini-sodes every Thursday, and check out new full-length episodes every Tuesday, exclusively on podcast.1.com, the Podcast One app, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts.

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