Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Tulum S.H.I.T. Show & Botox 101 with Kat Campbell

Episode Date: May 5, 2022

A very highly-requested guest is popping her podcast cherry on today’s episode… it’s KB’s BFF, Kat! They were tequila-ed out for a bit, but they’re back with a cocktail in hand to recap Wirth’s 30th “S.H.I.T. Show” birthday trip to Tulum with the four amigos. Who was friends first: Jason and Wirth or Kaitlyn and Kat? They take it way back to the beginning of their very special friendship that ultimately led to Kaitlyn becoming the godmother of Kat’s son. Don’t worry, Kat, Auntie Kaitlyn will teach him alllll the things about church. Kat isn’t only a mama and a BFF to KB; she’s also an incredible injection & skincare specialist at Indie Rx so of course, we had to take it to a Vino Q&A about Botox and filler. Kaitlyn reveals a jaw-dropping confession that she almost edited out (but hey, no secrets with the Vinos). And to wrap it up, the two of them play a lil game of who is more likely… KC or KB? APARTMENTS.COM - The most popular place to find a place. PROGRESSIVE - Quote at Progressive.com to join the over 27 million drivers who trust Progressive. HYUNDAI - Learn more at HyundaiUSA.com.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Here's Caitlin. Kat, did you know that you are a highly anticipated guest? I had no idea. You really are. Really? Yes. The Vinos have wanted you on the pod. for so long because I talk about you all the time on the podcast and because I love you.

Okay. And because I'm the godmother of your child. It's a huge role. Yeah. So they're like, this girl must be important in KB's life. So why hasn't she been on the pod? But we've been wanting a podcast for a long time. Yeah.

But now the people want to know about Tulum. So we're like, well, let's give the people what they want. So welcome to the world, the weird little world of Vino's. We are a dysfunctional family, but family nonetheless. So you get a taste of them when we did the Zoom. Remember I did the Zoom in Colorado? Oh, that was sweet. I love that.

Yes. It was with Elise, and you popped in, and a lot of people were like, that's cat. Let's have her on the pod. I love it. Have you done a podcast before, or are we popping the old podcast cherry? This is the podcast cherry pop of 2022. Oh, wow. Yeah, here I am.

How do you feel? Well, I have like headphones in. I'm holding a mic. Does it feel right? Like I should sing? Oh, give us a ditty. A five, six, seven, eight. Doodle, do.

No. The McDonald's on. I'm loving it. Well, you can sing anytime of the pod. I always bring out into a song. But, oh, that's so fun. Okay, first podcast, it's with me. I feel honored.

Tell the Vino's how our friendship started. So, first of all, cheers also because we're drinking. Cheers. That tequila. I love it. You would think we were tequilaed out after Mexico. Were you tequilaed out after Mexico? Honestly, yes.

I was. But, okay, here it is. It's Sunday. and I've had a full seven calendar days to not drink anything. Oh, okay. Well, I lied. I had some on Friday, but yeah, we're back. Okay.

So you, yeah, I got so tequila. I came home and Jason's like, how are you even pouring a glass of wine right now? I was like, I truly don't know, but it's not tequila, so I feel okay about that. Wine, I would have been excited to drink, but tequila, I was just like, it started tasting bad to me at the end of the trip. Same. You're over it. Yeah, I was so over.

We drank a lot of tequila. Yeah. And the shots at the end, I was just, I could yak thinking about it. I don't. shots? No, I never do. I like one tequila shot, like maybe randomly. Yeah. But a lot of shots. It just never goes well. No. No. Doesn't end well. Okay. So our friendship started. Gosh, how many years ago was that now? So I think it was 20, was it 18 or 19? Because I know it was before I got married, but not long before. It was probably early 2019, summer of 2019. No, I think it was 2018. Are you sure? I think we

did this math a little while ago and we thought it was 2019. And then we found out it. It was 2018. Because when we met, it wasn't like we hung out immediately. Was it right when I broke up with Sean? I don't think it was right. I think it had been a while. No, you were with Jason because. I was?

Yeah. Then it had to have been 2019. I mean, it couldn't have been. It was like right after. Okay, it was 2019. Because you guys showed up to our wedding, like thinking, you remember some girls came to the after wedding. Yeah. I did not make it there.

And you didn't make it to your after party. No, I didn't. We came to see you guys. But you and, you and were. had, well, as you should, had too much fun on your wedding. Yeah, it was 2019. Wow, that's crazy. That is crazy. Okay. Well, it feels like we've been friends for longer because we just... A lot of life has happened. Like, if you think about it. That's true. In that time. We've been through a pandemic together. You've had a baby. I've had one to mirrorball. And got engaged. Oh, and got engaged.

And you've gotten married. Yeah. That is a lot. It's a lot. Wow. I never thought about it that way. Yeah. People want to know who was friends first. Me and you or Jason and Worth. You and me. No doubt. The OGs. They would not be friends if it weren't for us. No, they wouldn't. And they, well, they're like Jason. Jason and Worth are like Jason and me, like polar opposites. Yeah. Like you and I are very similar in a lot of ways, but Jason and Worth are polar opposites. Yeah. But they get along like brothers. But then what's funny is me and Jason have a lot of similarities that you and Worth have. It's like, you guys want to get a bunch of tattoos. And Jason and I are like a little bit more, I don't know. Goring. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

It wouldn't be the first time I've been called that. But in all seriousness, like Jason and I, it's so funny. We, like, each have, like, funny little intermingled similarities. Do you think you could ever work with Jason? Could I ever what with Jason? All I heard was Rook, and that's the piercing you just got. So I don't think that's what you said. Work, like, in a relationship.

Could you do? No, I think opposites really do need to attract because Worth and I would just be such degenerates together. And Jason and I would have, like, the most boring child who, like, didn't do anything and had to, like, be so on their peas and cues. Oh, that's actually really funny to think about. There would be no tattoos or piercings in the house. No, no, no. No. No. No. Do you know Rafi? That's Canadian. He must be Canadian. He's like a little kid singer. But I feel like I need to introduce Chandler to Rafi. He would like his music. Okay. So we've been friends since 2019. We came first. We are the chicken, not the egg.

It depends on what you believe in. Oh, somebody wanted to know, how did you become so close that you are the godmother of her son? Honestly, okay, back to like how we haven't been friends that long, but a lot of life has happened. I also think at this point in your life, when a lot of life is happening, I think you like build these bonds that you find on your own versus like high school, college, you're getting a group of friends. You pick from that small sample size. That's true. But at our age, it's like, no, I really like you. And since we met, I think we both have admitted, like, okay, for the past 30 plus years, where have we been?

Like, why have we not been in the same city? I'm like mad at us. I am too. It's like that's half, hopefully less, way more than half. Way less than half of my life. You know what I mean? I know. I'm like, I'm looking at a bunch of them down.

But yeah, it's, I think about that often where I'm like, the fact that I wasn't at your wedding really makes me sad. But we're going to have a lot of life to make up for because I'm, would rather find you now than never than never or from before when I was just like a stupid little idiot I probably I wonder if we would have been friends I was probably because I was kind of an idiot oh okay like yeah I think we would but you know timing is everything timing is everything but then I feel like we just I want no you told me one of the best compliments I'm not going to cry you said the best compliment I can't look at you when I say this or I will cry you said I thought of who would love my child as much as I would, and it was you.

Oh, my goodness. I know. And then you had a little onesie with, will you be my godmother? I was like the most nervous I've ever been. Not that I thought you'd say no, but I was just like, it's a big deal. You were like, please say yes. Your fingers were crossed. So her only job is to be like, teach him everything about the church.

Just kidding. I'm going to be a terrible godmother. I was like, okay, so your role can look definitely very different. It's more like, you should have him so much. in the name of the father and the son and make sure you cross on the holy and back to the right shoulder on the spirit. See, that's all he's got to know.

I'm just kidding. There's probably much, much more. Religion 101 though. Yeah, yeah. I'll take him to church. The basics. My church might look a little different from other people's churches though,

but I'll take him to church. Where would it be? Like, out of club? Okay. I'll go. And everyone knows that I love Botox. We're big Botox guys here on the Vine. So, Kat, tell everybody what you do for a living.

Besides the most important role, and that's being a mom. Okay. Well, my second, well, probably the third most important role to be, you know, wife. And then I work at Indy Skin Care Suite, Elizabeth Smith, the greatest, boss, the goat, owner, the goat. She hired me back in, honestly, who knows what year, I don't even know, maybe 2019. Yeah. It was 2019. Yeah, it was.

I was a patient of hers. Yes. And we became friends through that. Yeah. And then she told me she was opening indie. So basically, she taught me from the ground up everything that I know. And I always continue to learn from her. So we do Botox, filler, skin care, medical grade, chemical peals, micrneedling.

It's the best. And radio frequency micrneedling. That's my church. That's where I would take you ever. He will go there at an age appropriate time. He doesn't need anything. He'll just come to me because he'll come with me because that's my church. Yes.

Okay. So you got into that, but you were a nurse before. You were like in the ER and doing medical sales and then decided. to switch careers gears so yes and i get that question a lot yeah and really there's no like recipe for how to get into it if you are nurse totally depends on the state that you live into for your licensing and stuff some states you can't eject anyways so i started in aesthetics and basically through elizabeth and through the companies like gal derma who has disport and the filler rustlin and botox allergan they provide a lot of trainings too so you

learn everything you need to know. And honestly, it was a really fun switch for me because I enjoyed it personally. And so to be able to do that. And it's like an art. It's amazing. It is an art. It really is. And there are some really scary artists out there. There's a lot of scary artists. Yeah. Like at Subway, when they're supposed to be a sandwich artist and sometimes they just slap the last on there and I'm like, what do you do? You're supposed to be a sandwich artist. Get your shit together. Very similar. Yeah, very similar to that. You have to be a good artist to do what you do because first of all what i love it india is everybody there does it very conservatively yeah and it's just like such a safe place where you it's just like so nice and

conservative and no everybody's just like such a professional and knows what they're doing and it's so knowledgeable like you can ask you guys anything and you know everything it well thank you i hope that i haven't answered everything but it is it's just such a wholesome wonderful uplifting place i feel like for a patient and for us. It's just a fun job. Because let me tell you, I've been to a Botox place in Nashville. I won't name names where they made me feel really ugly. That is awful. And you know what? There are people that do that and tell you, like, if I were sitting in front of you and said everything that I saw wrong and how we could fix it, which some people like that and appreciate that, that's not how I want to be treated because then I'm going to have

a complex. Whereas if I don't already have a complex, I don't want to get one. Yeah, he was kind of going to lose-lose because I did ask. Yeah. Yeah, well, there you go. I was like, tell me everything. You're probably expecting. Well, you need a little Botox, but honestly, everything else is great. That's probably what you were expecting. That was what I was expecting. He was like, well, if I really study your face, like, this could be different. This could be different. I'd like to start all over on this and break down. And I was like, you just want my money, sir. But also, you have my soul at this point. And whatever. God, take my money. No, I didn't go back. But anyways, I feel like everyone at Indy is just like, they just make you feel beautiful already.

And then if you want to enhance your... That's what it's all about. Yeah. It really is. That's why being conservative in that world is so great because you are just enhancing. It is like putting on makeup or getting a facial or whatever. You just look more rested. Totally.

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Visit your nearest Hyundai dealer or learn more at HyundaiUSA.com. Call 562-314-4-6-0-3 for complete details. Now back to Off the Vine Grape Therapy. Well, I asked all the Vinoes to ask you some questions, and they showed up as peruge. Love it. Classic Vinoes. So some of the questions were, is Botox safe to get while breastfeeding? So I always recommend asking your OB because some will say, no.

mine in particular said yes and recommended pumping and dumping for four to six hours so that is what I personally have done and what a lot of people do do but I always refer back to your physician or pediatrician I do do do that I do that okay but refer back to your pediatrician but that's what you did okay how old were you when you started getting Botox so I was 24 really yep I didn't know that do you think I was older or younger older okay I don't know why I got it because I I was working in the ER and one of my girlfriends from the ER when I first started switched over into aesthetics and she actually worked with Elizabeth. Really?

Yeah. So wild. That is wild. I was 25. Weird. Okay. Well, I mean, honestly, like, I probably didn't even need it then, but now I don't see resting lines.

That's kind of what it's all about, you know? So I didn't know, like, when I first got it, I'd be like, it's preventative. But now I actually, like, I was just saying that to, like, justify it for myself, even though I shouldn't have, but I was at that age. Because 11 years ago, people were totally judging me for it. They still are. But like, you can imagine like 11 years ago. And so I was like, well, it's preventative.

And I was just saying that. But now I'm like, no, it really was. Yeah. And so it's hard because I never want to like make it seem like I'm pushing anyone to get Botox. But if you're thinking about it, I mean, is there an age that you should start? Or is it when you start scene lines or is it before that? So it depends. Lines at rest are always a good time to start before you get to like gets away.

from you. You know, it's like creasing a piece of paper over time, over time. That collagen's going to break down in those lines. So stopping that muscle movement helps relax the muscle and then the skin gets a break. And then obviously good skin care on top of that helps. Or if you're like just one me, I that's smaller. You know, little fixes or like a downward turn to your smile or TMJ. Like basically you can start whenever something bothers you. Yeah. Or if you're curious, like Indy offers free consultations. You walk in at your appointment and we kind of go through your options. If you're into it, we do it or you wait.

But at least you can have all your questions answered and you don't have to like spend all the money. Spend all the money or read Bobo articles on the internet. You don't know what you're reading. Don't read those. No, don't do that. Don't Google it. Ask a professional.

People come to Nashville all the time, whether it's for a bachelor at party, they just want to see the city. Go to Indy and get a little free consult. Come on. And then, hey, no matter where I live in life, don't worry, it'll be here. I will convince Jason.

I ain't going anywhere. he can move just long distance to marriage but like I will always go to indie or wherever you guys are because it's so good have you personally had any reactions to Botox or do people often get reactions to Botox so the only reaction that I will see is a headache and that has to do yeah some I used to get headaches at the last place I went and it has to do with where it's injected so really just that but you may just have a headache for a few hours, and that's totally normal. I mean, most times you won't, but if you do, it's not anything to be worried about. Oh, I didn't know that. I had a bad reaction once when I went

to somebody in Vancouver. Like, he was putting so much of my forehead that my, like my forehead was a skating rink, but my brows were drooped to the max. Oh, in terms of reactions from that, yes, absolutely. Too much Botox, heavy brow. I look back at pictures from when I was injected in Atlanta, which I later learned, I looked at the wall and the guy was, he was a podiatrist, but he was like 88, years old and the Botox would be sitting on the counter like it needs to be refrigerated and I remember thinking this isn't all adding up. I mean my brows were like to my tennis shoes and it was just a tough time. But we didn't know any better because the wrinkles are gone. I know this is great. Nothing else matters. We were talking about TMJ. Okay so somebody said my smile changed when I got Botox in my TMJ.

What does that mean in my TMJ? Isn't TMJ a condition? Yes and the muscle is called your masseter and it's back by your earlobe if you bite down you feel it clinch um so it's a very specific muscle and if you inject too high or too close to the mouth yeah you can hit a muscle you don't want to hit and it can affect your smile so that is always a risk i'm super cautious of that and that's why we study the face and know the facial anatomy to try and avoid those things however there's always a risk yeah i've heard that before yeah knock on wood i've never had any issues just injection technique yeah okay so don't go to someone shit is what we're saying. Exactly. How much does filler cost? So a syringe of filler at Indy specifically can range anywhere from 700 to 850, more on the 700 side. There's only one filler

that's 850, but we can also use partial syringes for the lip. You don't always need a full syringe. And if you use half, can you save it for later? If you use half, you can pay for half. Oh. But if it's like something like a cheek where I'm using that exact syringe, sometimes you'll pay for it and we'll save the rest. But typically if we're having you buy a full syringe, we're using the full syringe. Got it. And yeah, we always can save it, but we also can do partials. Okay.

How many units do people typically get if they're starting out for Botox? Sorry, not filler. That is always going to be a range. So typically with my patients between the brows to get a brow lift can be anywhere from like 17 to 22, 25 units. And in the upper forehead starting out, sometimes I won't do any. and I'll bring them back at two weeks to see how it's kicked in and how it's diffused and then treat them, but maybe total for the whole brow forehead area, anywhere from 20 to 25 total units. Do I get like 800 units in my face?

No, no. Well, I do my TNJ. Oh, in your face? Yeah. Probably a, it's a high number. But that's, for your masseters, for TMJ, sometimes I do 20 units per side on a patient. Oh, mine are bad. Yeah.

It's gotten worse from my Invisaline. Totally. Okay. I don't care. I can have a hunter. I'll do date or more. But you're not just starting out. No, I'm not.

You've worked your way out. I'm a seasoned vet. I'm a season, season vet. Now, Tulum recap. So the reason I had you on today was not only that I love the shit out of you, but also that we just got back from an amazing vacation in Mexico. And so many people wanted to know how Toulon was, did we do mushrooms? I don't know why that.

I love that. Where'd that come from? Is that a thing that people do in Touloum? Like, that was like a main question that come coming out. I don't know. I think it's because it's because it's. It's like, it is such a, like, free spirit place that I think people go there to do that. I'm sure there's mushrooms everywhere.

Yeah, that's true, actually. All over Toulon. There's probably cocaine everywhere, too. Oh, there's that too. I'm just so naive. I'm like, tequila, please. Tequila. And an edible.

I'll mix it in edible. Okay, so people want to know, first of all, why did we go there in the first place? So my husband, Worth, he turned 30. He is younger than the rest of us, and he wanted to have a blowout event. Yeah. Tollum is somewhere we've gone before and loved it. and there's always a lot of activities so I think that's why he chose that yeah and I'm really glad he did because I'd never been yeah and if you want like for a 30th birthday what I've liked about

talum is like you can go there and freaking rage or you can go there and zen the f out and like meditate 100% like it's really healthy or have whatever you want but like there's options for literally everyone what oh to what is it what you have to tell them really quick why there's Some people were like, what happened on the trip? That was funny. And I'm like, that was one of them. That was one of them. But people like would have to be around us.

It's one of those like had to be there. And you may not get our humor. That's why our friends. Our humor is the same. Our humor is very, very spot on like similar. If it's stupid, I'm laughing. Me too. Like one time Kat and I hit play at the same time at scary movie three just to like watch

on a Sunday and laugh and we know every word of the whole movie. And we had eaten an edible, which made it that much funnier. That's true. At different places. We were not together. No, we were in different houses and press play at the same time. So I wish Kat didn't even see what this man looked like, but he was the cutest whole thing on the planet. So we got out at our hotel, B. Touloum, which we definitely recommend.

We got out and it's like steps up into like a jungle and we're like, oh, do we have to carry our own luggage? Or like, did they help us? And so we're getting out the Sprinter. And Jason goes, oh, are you guys going to help us with their bags or do we take it? And the guy didn't speak English and he was so cute. He was like 4-11 and he had blue braces on. And he clearly didn't know what Jason said because he didn't speak English. And he looked at his partner and he was like, oh, and pointed and smiled and he looks back at Jason.

And he just put up his little head and showed his braces and go, what? Like he was, I'm tracking. I'm tracking. Wait, wait. What? He goes, oh, yeah. What? to do an Instagram video where we do that so we can post it. It's your face doing it. I don't know

what mine looks like, but it's yours. But yours, you can't even see the guy and you look exactly like him. I just love spitting image. I am him. And no, I don't have braces. And if I did, they would not be blue. No, what color would you pay? Clear. It depends on the holiday. Yeah, it's Christmas, green and red. That's what I did. And then Halloween I did, um, orange and black. Oh, God. Why? Gone of the days. Thank goodness. That was cool. But, um, now I just do invisible. Okay. We'll definitely have to do it. do a video like that okay flight was fun we had some beverages and we flew jet blue which was such a pleasant experience it was I really didn't mind it at all I'm usually a delta horror until the day

I die yeah and then we were playing trivia and then we played that that was memorable but we also played the where you close your eyes and you hold a number the intuition the intuition test and we failed yeah we thought we would I failed well yes we both did you did it first because you didn't understand the assignment, but we got there. But you know, people close their eyes and it's been a TikTok trend where you close your eyes and you just try and hit a number with your hands at the same time, like two, four, but you don't say it out loud because you want to see if they have the same number, but we didn't get it.

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listen to podcasts. This is Austin Vine. Grape Therapy. So what was our agenda like people wanted to know? I took a screenshot. How much time do you have? Okay, I'm just going to run you through it. Actually, I'm not going to give you all the details. And who came up with this agenda?

Worth. So the title of the trip was worth. S-H-I-T show, a period in between all of those four letters. So shit stands for so happy I'm 30. And starting from when we get there, we arrived. We had a dinner that night. The next morning, we had to go to the, We had to.

Some of us did. Went to the jungle gym to work out. We got a juice. Then we had a transfer to the boat. Then we went on a boat. Then we had a dinner. That was one day. Yeah.

The next day, jungle gym pump. If you know my husband. Yeah. That makes perfect sense. Then a beach club, then a dinner that we did not make it too. Wait, did we? Yeah, we did. Remember, that was the best one.

Cast a banana. That was the night before. The boat day. And then the last one, just, I don't even remember. It was just constant. There was a full itinerary, which was nice. because I like an organized trip. Yeah.

But also certain times I was like, oh shit, we got to be here at this time. And like, I got a pump and dump just getting that to you. I did. I'm like, Caitlin, no, you didn't. In hindsight, I wanted one day where there was, it said like nothing maybe. And I would have done something wonderful, like laying on the beach. Because I didn't even get a tan line, not one. Yeah.

Nowhere. I didn't. I got a little tan line. On the boat. Just from the boat. Yeah, even though that boat, basically imagine perfect storm too with us on this boat. I thought we were going to die. I thought that's how we were going to go.

Me too. Yeah, I thought that was well. But I had a smile literally ear to ear the whole time. I was like, you know what? If this is how I'm going to go. Bon voyage. Everybody was like, wow, that looked like a rager. Where did you guys party at?

Which we can make anything a rager. Yeah. Because with that group, that we had, we like to have a good time, dance, have drinks, we will bring the party anywhere. But I feel like only in that day, that one club day, taboo. Taboo. Taboo. That was a bit of a rager. And I actually left early that day.

Yeah, you did. Why? I was so tired. Yeah, but also I think you had to go breastfeed. And then you just didn't come back for a hop in it. I didn't feed a stranger. Oh, right. You had a breastfed and no one.

You breastfeed pumped. Pumped. Yeah. But yeah, it was just, it was a wild day. I was there for most of it. I was there for 90% of it. There was like a crazy downpour. And then we were all just like waiting for it to pass.

And a lot of people left and we're like, we will battle the storm like we did yesterday. We'll be the last man standing. Yes. If we could get through the boat, we could get through anything. Okay. How exhausted were we when we got home? Literally 10 out of 10. Yeah.

I feel like I cried the whole way home, not for any reason other than I was just like, I don't want to be doing this. I think art worth an ice travel day. It was like 10 hours. Yeah, that's a lot. Well, okay. Worth it? Yes.

However, my feedback is if you want to go somewhere and you don't want to drive two and a half hours the second you land, don't go to Toulom. It was. That's so true. It's far, but honestly it was amazing. But I think because it was my second time and not even second, I've been to that area multiple times like Riviera. Yeah.

That's just a long travel day. So if you want something more direct, that ain't it. But if you want that experience, that is absolutely it. And it's pretty unlike anything else. Yeah. And if anybody wants any recommendations, I did a post on Instagram. Let me just see when it was. Casa banana was the best food I ever had.

Six days ago. Okay, there's a post. It was my last Tulum post. And I did put recommendations, ones that we went to and ones that my friends recommended. So if anybody wants any of those. okay a lot of people were scared for our safety was there any a time that you felt unsafe so total transparency that thought crosses my mind every time i'm in mexico i mean you've seen it on the news and like the cartel is like it's because of like narcos and stuff i'm scared of it yeah in toulom for

some reason it feels very friendly yeah but actually yes like at night time in my room i would like the thought would cross my mind but i never like felt threatened by anything or anyone yeah everyone was lovely everyone was very lovely even the men holding machete guns is machete a gun a thing or is a macheteer a knife more of a knife type deal but there were like AK 47s I don't know my guns yeah no we did walk through yeah it's just a different it's a different world yeah it's a different country but there wasn't one time that I didn't feel safe there really wasn't at all so I apparently Joe Rogan who have your thoughts on him or whatever just did a podcast about Tulum and talked about gunshots in the cartel so I think people got very

scared because they listen to everything he says. And I'm sensitive, but I truly like never felt any situation was unsafe. No, me neither. Maybe ignorance is bliss. We had a great time, but I did not feel unsafe. That's true. Yeah, a lot of people were saying it's gotten so unsafe. But you, how, when was the last time you're there? Two years ago. But honestly, I feel more unsafe sometimes in downtown Miami. Like, yeah, you see that on the news. Like I really, it's no more different than any big city. I would just say like personally, some people rent a car. I'd rather like, go with someone that knows the area. Yeah. Um, because I have heard some like horror stories with car rentals, but then I know some people that do it. So we had a really great transfer and I felt

safe getting to Tulum. Yeah. And I felt safe in the cabs going back and forth. Yeah. It's like a small town of Mexico. Yeah. Um, and a lot of people wanted to know if everything was all inclusive there. Are there all inclusive places in Tulum? I'm not aware of any. Yeah. I was thinking the same thing because I was like, I don't think there, that, it doesn't seem like an all inclusive place, which honestly I hate it all inclusive I know it's like either great or not at all that's true there are some good ones but Tulum's like all boutique hotels so I feel like none are inclusive and you like the cool experience of Tulum is going to all the restaurants and beach clubs and so I just don't I don't think there is one there that's true did you have um a high of the

trip a like top thing that happened where you're like wow that was the highlight of my trip or I mean, honestly, Caitlin and I sat on the front of the boat. I hate to say it. We were riding giants all the way back to the pier. And I was, that was a high. Like usually, usually I would be so motion sick because of those waves. And I remember looking at you at one point and you had like mascara running down your eyes, but like the biggest smile on your face and you were just bouncing. And I was like, wow, we are having the greatest time.

And we had like salt water all over our sunglasses yet. we still weathered the storm and looked through those very foggy glasses. And it wasn't like a five-minute storm. It was like we. It felt like hours, but it wasn't. It really did. But it really was, we were just laughing so hard and having the best time. It was great.

And then Lowe's? Hello? Did you ask, hello? When my breast pump broke on the first day. So if anybody out there has experience with breast pumps, my broke. And I'm in a country. And I asked the hotel to get me one. And I was like, I'll pay whatever because it's an emergency.

agency. I forgot. And they got me one where literally it was like you pull up yourself. Yeah, I didn't use it. I had an LV like the little portable ones, but I was like, this is going to be awful. And everybody was fine. So bring a backup pump. Yep. Do that. Lesson learned. Yes. Funniest memory of the trip. Oh, when Jason's shoulders were croissants. We were sitting at breakfast and I looked over at Jason and he was on his phone. But the way he had his like arms resting on the chair, his shoulders were popped up a little bit in his. And he was. And he was sitting. And he was. And he was. And he was. And he was. And he was. And he was. And he was. And he was. And he was. And he was. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And And the shirt had like an optical illusion where there's like patterns around the shoulders. And it looked like he like jacked. What? What? What? It looked like somebody put two croissants, one on each shoulder. Yeah, like shoulder pads.

But it was not like, oh, he looks jacked. It was like, it looks like someone literally put a balloon in your shoulder. And we laughed at him for so long that he was just like, guys, I'm human. Like, I have feelings. I laughed so. Like one of my hardest laugh attacks I've had. Yeah. I was sore. I was sore. Okay. Would you say this place is honeymoon approved? Yes. Yeah. Beetaloon would be a good honeymoon. 100%. Best beach club day party location, taboo. That was where we went. Did you get sick at all while you were there? I did not. Not one of us did. Yeah, not one of us did. That was really lucky. Yeah. Not one. Okay. The food was amazing. Everything was so fresh and delicious. Okay. So everybody said you've been to Colorado. You've been to Mexico together. Any more trips on the horizon for the four. For amigos. Well, we'll probably go to the beach. Maybe at some point this summer, 30A, like, seaside. But I would love to get a Miami trip on the books. But that's more for like, Caitlin and I, like, yeah. Dad, hold our baby. I'm going out of town. Yeah. My baby. Yeah. Your baby. Cat and I went to Miami before. We had so much fun. That could be a whole other podcast on that episode too. I've been looking forward to this moment for a few days now. It's time to confess. Yeah. Do you just picture it because you listen to the podcast. Do you just picture it going.

I'm like, I'm like, too, you know, like, I know that's happening right now. Every time. It just happened, didn't it? Yeah, we heard it. Okay. Because you've told me, well, you've had a few confessions run through your old noggin, but.

And I, I, yeah, but most, Caitlin knows a lot of my confession, so I was trying to come up with when I hadn't told her, and I have it. I'm really excited. And it's not that good, but it's just kind of embarrassing. Caitlin knows this and my sister knows this listening. Hi, Lizzie. My mom, I still sometimes feel like I'm going to get in trouble for like stupid things. She's literally my best friend, but like she still gets, I'm like in trouble for this. I'm almost 33 years old and we're still,

I'm still a little worried. Cat and I just got our ears pierced and we were scared to tell Cat's mom. Caitlin posted it and I got a text and said, you got your ears pierced? I was like, no, my belly button. Just kidding. It was my second hole. And she was like, whatever. I was scared. Anyways. back in the day my sweet mom didn't want me this is probably seventh grade didn't let us wear thongs and by us lizzie was a little bit older my sister but i know i wasn't allowed and she was like absolutely not that's like not appropriate and i was just like everyone's doing it i'm so i feel so lame i'm literally wearing like full-bodied underwear this is embarrassing did they have like um like designs like barbies on them or for sure they were probably like limited

too i mean it was probably like the monday tuesday wednesday underwear you know um so So I went to the mall with my friend, and I bought a pair of cotton, like, full-bottomed underwear. And I, which, why I didn't go buy a thong? I don't know, because my mom wasn't with me. And I cut all the way around, so I cut it into a thong. But what I failed to realize is there's no elastic holding it into place. So you would hold it up and think it was like, what is it for getting no shallow how, like holding up huge underwear? Because like the elastic totally was gone.

And I was like, I'm going to make this work. I feel like I maybe even tied a knot underneath. like to make it just like fit but for no one to know but me right like I was and I was like you wanted to feel like you were wearing a thong but at the time I think it was when like no pockets on the butt were in and they might sort of be in in some cases like jeans with no yeah oh I remember that so I mean I have to I'm wearing a thong and then I know they went through the washing my mom saw and I was just like mortified like tomato head like did she say anything I feel like I remember her finding them being like what is this and I was like I have no idea so I don't know

to this day I don't know if any of the washing machine must to eat The perfect cut out and did this little thong moment. May I ask you a follow-up question? Sure. Why didn't you just buy a thong? That's what I realized as I was telling the story. Because I'm a good daughter and I was like, my mom said no thongs. She did not say, do not make your own.

Oh, you got thrifty. M-Y-O-O-thong. Make your own thong. I did that. You got thrifty. Wait, that's so funny. How did I know that story? I don't know.

What do you not know? I think I know everything. Yeah. You also know mine. My favorite is that my producer wrote under confessions. KB, how's your yeast thing during the toll on trip? I was like, wow, everybody knows everything about me. So here's the thing.

This cat knows. So this is just for the vinos. And I'm, you know, usually it's really hard for me to come up with confessions. And when I do, they're usually either bangers or like very basic because it's hard to come up with one every week. But this one. Are they going to like this one? They're probably going to want to vomit. Carry on.

But here we are. I messaged Cat and I was like, or was I with you? I can't remember. I was working out and I remember being like, what is that smell? And I was working out. And I was like, oh, my God, oh, my God. My vagina smelled. And so I went home and I was like, oh, my gosh.

Like I just showered or something like four days ago. So it shouldn't have been that. Just kidding. I was like, well, Kate. And that was a problem. Come on. Okay, it was like three days. But I'm still joking.

It was literally I showered the day before. And so I was like, what the heck? So I like had a bath. And then I was like, well, that didn't work. And then I was like, you know what? Maybe there's a tampon shoved up there. And so I couldn't really dig because I've been doing these nails lately. So I was like, uh, and I like loomed up my finkies.

And I was like, yeah. Oh. Yeah. Because I was, I got so uncomfortable putting my finkies. they're like dry and so I loomed it up and I just went digging and nothing and I felt nothing and I remember feeling like at one point like pressure or something and I was like this weird

so I was like you know what the old BV bacterial vangenosis I haven't had this since I was 24 and a guy that I was sleeping with thought I had STD wow I just keep getting more attractive confession that was already confession okay okay and so anyways days go on on and like days weeks a week and so we got to mexico and i had made somebody call in a prescription for me for bv and i was like well you can't go on medication because if you take

oral bv meds you can't drink and you can't be in the sun so i got suppositories is that what it's yeah yeah almost like a gel and i was like you know what this will clear it up we're all good here and then i got there and now a sudden the smell went away and i was like oh okay well it passed on it sounds great and then i don't know if it was just the mexico air maybe i was just drunk the whole time i didn't notice but it seemed to be fine anyways i then get home and i was like no something's still off so i go fishing again nothing and then what was it like three days later no this wasn't a thought process i had to poop and you know truth you were shocked yeah do you know when you like have one of those poops where you have to push really hard.

I did that and a tampon plopped out. I cannot imagine. I was mortified. Now, I've told a confession on the podcast before where I've left a tampon in or whatever, but this side, like, Jason and I had sex. Like, it was rammed up there.

God, I hope Jason's mom isn't listening. I'm sorry, Dale. What if my mom's listening? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to my mom too because I know you're in trouble. I deserve to be in trouble for this one. That is like, I'm 36 years old and I should really know to take out a tampon. It's okay.

God, that's bad though. But like, how did I not get toxic shock? How did I not get sick? Ill, a fever. Nothing. It was in there for like quite some time. I'm so glad it removed itself. I'm so glad I'm still sitting here to talk about the story.

That's, I mean, not only. I don't know if I want to air this. Yeah, let's do it. Whatever. You guys don't judge me. But the best, I think the funniest part of all of it is my producer is saying, KB, how's your yeast thing? Yeast thing. You're like, oh, how much time you got?

I'm like, God, I wish it was just a little yeast thing. Way better. Way easier. Okay, before you go, one quick rapid fire game. Oh, yeah. So I have a list of fun facts. Some are true and some I pulled out of my ass. So you've got to tell me if it's a fact or shaft.

Okay. Peanuts can be used to create dynamism. might. Shat. Fact. What? Yep. Look it up.

Okay. Armpit hair that is shaven is called folicart. Fact. Chat. What? Okay. Dang. I'm good at those.

The world record for the tallest stack of donuts totaled more than 3,000 donuts. Shat. Fact. I am blowing it left and right. Your dog knows when someone isn't trustworthy. Fact. Yeah. I feel that.

I feel that too. The world's first orgasm was documented on cave in the Netherlands. Shat. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Did you act you like you knew the story? Oh, no.

Like the story behind it. In some parts of Texas, it is illegal to cuss in front of a dead person. Shat. Fact. What? I don't know. Blonds have more fun. Shat.

Well, am I blonde? I mean, I've never. I'm, you're naturally brunette. I'm a middle of the road. Yeah, you're a middle of the road. And I have a good time. Yeah. You know, you know when to hold them and you know when to fold.

That didn't make sense. No, we did. That was great. I was like, oh my God, yes. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay, good. Lobsters communicate with P.

No. Shat. That's a fact. What? I really wish I had some follow up, like proof. We need details. But I'm going to Google these after. Oh, yeah.

The space between your eyebrows is called the globella. fact I knew you'd know that one that's what we inject yeah I knew you know that one I wanted it to end on a yeah okay um okay Casey or KB this is who is more likely to cat Campbell or kately bristow who would be more likely to become a stripper you 100% I will be a stripper in my other life this is going to be I'm going to do way better at this game okay stay in on the weekends me well I mean I like to stay in on the weekends too but me definitely you would be more likely which is the game okay get thrown out of a club you yep uh jump up on stage at a concert you get to drunk pre-gaming you i would be in the corner of being like you're doing great

sweetie and i'll be like drinking my like water would be more likely to fake their own death you that's so dark and so true okay give their kid a terrible nickname me well not terrible but no i just it's a lot of nicknames peanut cheerio is my favorite peanut cheerio is my favorite Like we don't know what that is, but it's cute. But it's, that's what he is. Okay. I think I'm going to name my child like boobie sucker. My child should, that's his new name game.

Eat something off the ground at a restaurant. You. Forget to shave one of their legs. Hmm? Definitely. I mean, I shave like once a week at best. Oh, same zies. Okay.

At best. Break a world record. And what would it be? Oh, God. Definitely not me, but what would you break? Like the milk machine, you'd like produce the most milk of all times. Or shoot milk the furthest. Yeah.

I think this one's you. Okay. Okay. Who would be more likely to have a nip slip at a family dinner? You, for sure. Join a cult? I could get that with a cult. You?

Yeah. You get a terrible tattoo. You. I have zero tattoos. Oh my God. Okay. I also had a whole thing planned to April Fools, the Vino's. And then I got absolutely bamboozled on April Fool's.

day obviously by Jason so I forgot to execute it and then one night I was laying in bed like oh shit my vitals probably still think I have like a wrinkly butthole looking tattoo on my ankle because I talked about how I got a bad scrunchy tattoo that was like with Cleo I did yeah so April Fool was a joke you just never said just kidding I don't think I did so jk god I really like I went from being the queen of April Fool's to the forgetting that you even joke Yeah, like, the joke is fully on me. I am somehow sliding into the end of your bed. We're sitting, no, we're sitting in the guest bed room and this room has not gotten a lot of love and attention.

I was slipping down the mattress. Oh, my. Thank you for podcasting with me. It was a great time. We should probably do it again. We should, but I don't want to stop. Yeah, I've got more. I want more games.

Yeah, more. I want to do more scary movie three jokes. Cindy, the TV's leaking. When I was crying or something, I was like, cat. My eyes are leaking. If you haven't seen scary movie three, it's literally, don't watch one and two. There's no correlation. It is hysterical.

Yeah, you don't have to watch one and two to understand three. That's unbelievable. One of them all. Okay, Kat. And also, you do a lot of Q&As on Wednesdays on your Kat Campbell underscore RN. Is that what is? Hump day Q&A. Hump day Q&A about skin.

Yeah. Skin, Botox filler, any of it. And people ask really good questions and you have really good answers. So at Kat Campbell underscore RN. RN. And go ask her some questions on humpday Q&A. Yeah, come on. And what else?

Anything else? No. Okay. What? What? I'm Caitlin Bristow. Your session is now ending. Thanks for listening to Off the Vine, Grape Therapy.

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