Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Vegas Hangover with Alexis Waters

Episode Date: March 22, 2018

Bachelor In Paradise's Alexis Waters (for real this time) joins Kaitlyn after an exhausting trip to Vegas to talk about the Bachelor finale, as well as her irrational fear of (and run in with) Nicholas Cage! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Drink to your confessions and hear what you have to say about anything Bachelor. Let's shake it up some more. Here's Caitlin. Welcome to Great Therapy. Your session is now starting. Question. Yes. I really don't know the answer to this.

What is it? I swear to you on everything, I don't know the answer to this. were you a dolphin or a shark I swear I don't know I'm like this is her main like can you not Caitlin like this is her this is what and I seriously don't know

I'm like I'm you know I'm just going to start off I don't think I know either that night I definitely did not know but really a dolphin I just wanted to be a dolphin in a room full of sharks yeah there you go you know but I really I still like when people

ask me so this day I'm like come on man I have no idea We have Alexis in the studio today I'm so sorry for how I look and how I'm about to talk like because I am so shot from Vegas I just had a wild weekend with the girls That sounds like a great time

I need all the stories The craziest thing that happened Because I always say what happens to Vegas stays on social media Well Daniel L and Christina and Christina were like BFF I was like Are they not friends?

Well, they fought over Dean in Paradise and then, like, Christina did it like... Dolly. I forgot about that. But then they were like, BFF, I loved it. Really? Yeah, they were like taking pictures together. They were sitting next...

Like, I was trying to interrupt their conversation. I was like, okay, what is going on? Really? But I liked it. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, it was good. It was a good female empowerment. They were there for the right reasons.

Yeah, I guess. Oh, that's cool. A little female empowerment friendship going on there. Jasmine always says her, like, Dallas Cowboy Dance moves in the club and it's like not okay like her weave was literally hanging off at one point we were not okay like

it was a shit show wait you guys were all wearing blonde wigs I know that's a fun thing it was a fun idea it was for after his birthday so we were like let's just get weird for a brunch yeah and like but I was good after the brunch like I cannot handle three nights in Vegas

you have to be some sort of monster but Delo and Jasmine can hang like to a whole other level really it's like insane and i'm the youngest one and i can't hang like it's so embarrassing what yeah they can they like deal on into thailand today i was like still what oh i would nope i would have full-blown anxiety on the plane that long on a plane when i'm hungover if i'm ever hungover my hangovers are anxiety me too so to be stuck on a plane hungover on your way to thailand no i was so the flight from Vegas is 45 minutes and i had the like really in anxiety i can't i could

I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Yeah. Wait. Okay. What were you there for again? Astrid's birthday. Oh. And Big Rache was there. Rachel Lindsay, she was there. Oh, she's a while. Really? Oh, that's fun. Do you think? It's good. Because, like, I'm like, I was super close with her in the house. Yeah. And then, like, she was the bachelor at last year. And, like, she was too cool for me. She was, like, Beyonce.

No. And I would, like, try to hang out with her. But she was busy. I mean, I got it. You got it. She was Beyonce. I was Lily the Michelle. and she was like too cool for me I was like whatever Beyonce do you but then like this weekend we had so much fun like it's just like that's fun that she came out

yeah do you think they're going to get married before me I mean she's ready to like start popping out babies really yeah she's ready for that wow I'm not that means give you know when like you start getting like that maternal feeling I've always had a bit of a maternal feeling oh you like that like I want to

when it happens. I'm not sure. Some people it doesn't happen until the baby's in your arms. That is true. Yeah. But like three of my four, I mean, I'm only 24, but like four of my older sisters, three of my older sisters all have babies and like, I like, I like, hang out of them for a little bit and then I'm like, okay.

You're like, okay, peace. Yeah, no, it's very overwhelming. It's a lifestyle. It really is. Yeah, and it's very different. I just wonder when you get to that point when you want to start having kids. Or like, I don't have that feeling of like, that maternal instinct. in i think a lot of women feel like they should feel that and they're like waiting for it and then

they feel the same way as you like when is it going to happen yeah but some people just it just doesn't and and when you have babies you're like oh how did i not feel this way before yeah i'm like i can't wait to have babies i'm i'm terrified but i can't wait and i feel like i'm actually carly i went and saw her baby in the hospital yeah how is that she was like you are like a baby whisper like you just know how to hold her and you're so good and we laughed and tron's like you're such natural. And I was like, I love babies. Like, I just love little babies. That's how I feel about puppies.

But then, like, when they grow old, I'm like, okay. But I love your dog. Did you literally just pick Sean because they did a cold dog? Yeah. It helped. It helped it for sure. I'm not kidding. I always loved golden retrievers. And so when he did show me a picture, I was like, you just got a lot hotter. Like, I don't know how it's possible because he's really hot.

But he got hotter when he showed me a picture of his golden retriever. Yeah. That usually happens. Which is now my golden retriever. Sorry, Sean. Sorry. I love him so much. What was, see, this is my brain not functioning either because I'm on like my sixth podcast in the last 24 hours, which is a lot. Sounds easy, but I'm like talking for that long while drinking wine.

Guys, it's? I realize how stupid it sounds when it comes out of my. No, but it's true. It is. Like talking really is. Talking is a job. It really is. You do it for your job.

Yeah. I talk a lot. And I'm like exhausted. and it's one day a week, and that's how you know. Yeah, that's how I feel. I'm like, okay, Caitlin, what happens next? Do you get to go home and go to bed at 6 p.m.? You're killing it, though.

You're killing it. Well, thanks. I'm having a great time. I do a podcast, too, and it's all, like, comedians? No, I don't, it's not my podcast. It was like, it's a girl's podcast. She just loves The Bachelor. What is the podcast?

It's, we accept this. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But they are obsessed with you. What? And, like, we all, like, had this, like, epitomey, and we were like, oh, like, we all started watching your season first. Really? Yeah, like, everybody loves you. Then we were, like, talking about, like, how we need another

Bachelorette like you. No, that's not. Yeah. No, no, but, like, just like how you were funny. And, like, there's, and, like, endearing it. Like, it was, like, a fun season. Well, that's good. Yeah, but, like, they're all comedians. And then everyone's like, yeah, I started watching for Caitlin. And they were like, no, I started watching it. We just went on. It was cute, though.

I feel special. You are. You are special. You are special. Honestly, if it wasn't for you, not picking Nick, then I wouldn't have the life I have right now. So honestly, thank you. Whoa, that was deep for a girl who just got back from Vegas. Those are deep thoughts.

Cheers to me on that one. You're welcome. Thank you for my ad-living lifestyle. Ad-promoting lifestyle. It's a great lifestyle. It really is. You know what? But if it wasn't for you, I would be living this lifestyle.

You think you still wouldn't have been on the show? well Nick wouldn't have been the bachelor I wouldn't have met Rachel Lindsay who introduced me to my boyfriend now Right So honestly it all comes back to you if you really think about it Full circle I am the reason for your happiness

You owe me your first unborn child Is what we're getting at here You can have it It's all yours Puppies, no, my child, sure That's so funny Oh yeah so you're like so in love too because you came to watch me on Broadway,

which was so sweet, by the way, that you did that. I was so fun. I told you I was. I'm a woman of my word. You are. And you showed up. I know, and I was cheering you on. You were amazing.

Yeah. It was so good. It was good. And then I ate a hot dog in Times Square 10 minutes later. And didn't your boyfriend find you there in Times Square? Yeah, like we lost each other. And I had a glass of wine with my hot dog. Yeah, how do you do that?

I don't know. It was at a food truck. I was able to get wine and a hot dog. What do you know? Only in New York City. Are you happy you're back, though? Yeah. I mean, not living there anymore.

I'm like back where. I don't even know what city I'm in right now. Yes. Oh, my gosh. I loved it for the two months that I was there, but I was very happy to come home and not live in a shoebox. Yeah, no. I mean, I was, I'm from Jersey, which is like right outside the city. So, like, I'm trying to find out where I want to stay because I feel like I'm in L.A.

right now. Yeah. It's not for me either. Right. I don't want to move home. Like, New York can't. I have the worst anxiety. What about Dallas?

Yeah. is probably where I'm going to end up. Oh, are you guys going to move in together? Yeah. You're Tyler? Yeah. Oh, that's cute. Yeah, he's the one.

Aw. He really is. When you know, you know. Yeah, I agree. You know. Like, it's just like, you know, you know. Yeah, I know. It's the worst podcast you ever had.

No, the word, depending on what you say is the worst, to me, that means it's the best one. Because when it's just a shit show is one, it's my favorite podcast. Okay, thank you. So that's what. I, like, was looking at your, like, who you do your podcast with. And I was, like, really intimidated. So I just, like, real. Yeah, I was scared.

I mean, like. No, you don't have to need me. I'm like, oh, putting you on the spot. I don't like shit. I don't like, kidding. Who do you find intimidating? Who is it? Just kidding, you have to say.

But that's funny. No, this is, you are, you fit right in off, of, no, what, where we're grape therapy. Grape therapy. Grape therapy. So usually I recap the Bachelor on grape therapy episodes. Here's the thing. This is going to air next week. We are finding out what happens.

exactly tonight because it's Tuesday so we can still talk about it because people will still be talking about this in like five years. So I don't know exactly what happens tonight. Do you like does he are I'm like who is Ben? No. All right. I was going to say Ben. Oh my gosh. What's wrong with me?

Two of your guys are bachelors. I know. Honestly, you just are like you're just the coolest girl ever. That's why. It did make me feel pretty cool because I'm like oh cool keeping me relevant. Keep going. That's great. Sounds good. But he, so he picks Becca, obviously, dumps her on television.

I feel like I'm not being very sensitive to people's feelings because I keep being like, this is stupid. This is boring. And then I'm like, that's really rude because I forget that I was there. And it's like, these are people's hearts. Yeah. And it hurts everybody. And I shouldn't be so rude as to say that Ari is a douche canoe, which I said last night.

But I told him as Swole Team Cracker and I felt bad. Because it's funny, though. But then, like, towards the end, I was, like, before the last night's episode, I was like, oh, he's, like, becoming, like, a savage on Twitter. Like, he's starting to, like... I love it. Yeah, I loved it, too. And I was like, oh, he's, like, a hot chito now. But then, like, you're no longer a saltine cracker.

But then after last night, he's back to the saltine cracker. Yeah. It's just... It's just such a terrible way. Why would... I just... And, like... What?

There's just so many... I'm like... It's just... Boom. Here's my thing. Okay? This is what I'm going to say. These are, like, three hearts that are all hurting.

Ari picked the wrong person who's very lovely and she deserves the best. And now he's with Lauren B. I don't know if they're still together. We'll find out tonight. They are. They are. Okay. Still together.

You heard it here for first. Greene therapy. That airs a week late. You heard it here last. But I understand it was. He can't stay with Becca if his heart's not there He has to break up with her I know that's what I was thinking too

Like wouldn't you want him to leave though Yeah Like his mind is somewhere else His heart somewhere else So I feel like I feel kind of for him in that moment But like just like how the whole thing went down Especially like he did not leave the house

Yeah Like why didn't you leave the house Yeah Three hours later Well I just wonder if he went out And then a producer was like go back in there Yeah probably And he's like shout out till along

Yeah you're good you you know what you're doing but I'm like and maybe he did have to do this on TV for it to all play out for the viewers for it to make sense for the viewers

because if we didn't see it everyone would have so many questions but now we see it and everyone's like oh my God I'm one of those people yeah I'm also like

oh my God yeah no I'm like oh my God but can I have some more wine oh my God duh thank you girl this is a podcast where the one

The wine is flowing. The beer flows like wine. What? I don't know. Anyways. What were we talking about? No idea. Halloween?

No. Ari. Oh, yeah. That guy. That guy. Cravers? Oh, yeah. Okay.

So he, what were you saying? Oh, my gosh. This is bad. Heather's just like like, like it. It's okay. It's all good. We're okay. But what were we saying?

No, we were saying how Ari... Oh, it all had to play out for us. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what we were going to say. But why did he have somebody... The whole camera crew is never at the weekend. The couple's weekends, right? So that was like...

But this is what I'm saying. So the cameras all had to come. I mean, they had to come. Chris Harrison was brought in. He's probably like, oh, God. Are you paying me for this? Yeah. He loves his best life, Chris Harrison.

He really does. But they probably had to bring all these people in and do this because everyone would have so many questions. And I'm sure that the producers convinced Ari this is a good idea for you to, you know, support Lauren and show your love for Lauren if you want Lauren to be happy. Also, we want Becca for Bachelorette. So just, you know, like let's give her her story where this can be. Yeah. The world needs to see because we all want to root for her. to find love now so they had to have it on camera i understand it all it's also bullshit yeah totally

that's that's my point and you know that's all i really have to say was the bachelor me too i'm great recap i literally have one job and it's to watch the bachelor and i could not do that this season and i feel really bad but there's one more episode and we can do it you can do it we can do are you going to watch i've got it recorded it's recording we'll see what happens it's been a long Like, even in Vegas when we were talking about it, I was like, guys, I cannot talk about Can you not? Can you not talk about Bachelor? Because Vavin's also friends with Tia.

Oh, right, right, right. So we, like, have, like, the inside scoop and, like, all this. But I'm like, I can't, I can you not? Are Raven and Adam going to get married? Yeah. They're like, yeah, they're, he lives up the block from Tyler. So we're like, oh, my God, you little cuties? I know.

I know, me and Raven just skip to each other and we're like, hey. But she, yeah, she's probably going to move to. Dallas too so we're just gonna like oh that's so fun and Rachel lives in Dallas Sarah Vendal lives in Dallas like the whole goddamn squad doesn't Jojo live in Dallas oh jojo lives in Dallas oh my gosh there's a lot of you there you're like the new Nashville have you ever been to Dallas I have yeah love it I love Dallas I have never been to Nashville I need to go to Nashville you haven't been to Nashville no I know that's like that should be a confession because that's embarrassing I know I heard it like I heard great things oh you'd love it it's too fun do you go to the dog park

no we don't because Tucker gets attacked and he Tucker gets attacked yeah I feel like dogs are gang up on him and he gets like protective and so we don't take him to the dog park we just we spoil and we like take him to his we drive like half an hour away just to take him to a park so that he has it to himself oh Tucker VIP he has the VIP treatment and and as he should my mom takes bro to the dog park and like he's like the leader like my mom thinks like he's the most popular dog. Like, everybody's like, oh, like all the other dogs are like, oh, bro's here, you know.

I love your accent. Dogs. All the other dogs are there. Teach me how to say, okay, what's a good sentence? Because clearly, I guess we're going out. Well, Raven was making fun of me, how I say cab. Cab. Cab.

Cab. Cab. I have my dog. I'm going to bring it in the cab to go get a cup of coffee. Oh. Do you really? Say coffee like that? Coffey.

I know. When I'm in Dallas and I order, like, everybody's like, even in LA, someone will be like, what? Come again? I'm like, coffee, coffee. But you know coffee. I just, accents are so bizarre to me. What a weird thing. Especially, like, hanging out with all the girls, we have, like, Christina the Russian, Raven, the Southern girl.

And then Rachel has, like, a strong Dallas accent. Asher's from Germany. Like, it's like, we're all messed up. That's funny. That is. That's a lot of accents. Yeah. Accents are so weird.

Like, how does it? happen? I don't know. What made you, what made someone be like, it's not coffee, it's coffee? Dude, I love you so much because I think of these things, like, strangely all the time. Like, my Google search history before I go to sleep is like, not okay. Are we high? I think so. Are we high right now? I'm going to change the name of Off the Vine to like stone. Yeah, weed therapy. That would be a terrible podcast. You think I'm, you think I'm brand dead now. No, we are. Thank God we're on the same level, though. Sorry to have all. all the listeners out there.

They'll love it. Off the mind, they can probably tell I'm just a little bit drunk right now. No, your podcast is like doing really well too. I'm on my, okay, wait, one, two, three, four. Sixth glass of wine.

That's pretty good. I'm on my first and I'm acting like that, so that's what you know. Yeah, but you still have all the alcohol in your system from Vegas. Yeah, I literally did not eat. All I did was tequila. Like, I was on a tequila diet.

I don't think I could drink for like, well, I'm drinking now. I don't think I'm going to start not drinking tomorrow. That makes me want a bomb. I know. Let's take a quick mid-show break and talk about Thread-up. Finding a great deal to me is such a thrill, but digging through clothing racks at your local discount stores, exhausting.

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I think you should tell me something that you want to get off your chest and then I'll wash away your sins of my wine. Okay, but what do you think? like is it personal like can i just say a lot please okay one confession is that i can quiff on command what you can i don't know if i've ever done one in my life that could be my confession i don't think i ever have like i've heard about it but you never heard one of me from my for me No. No, I never have. I'm going to tell you how to do it, and then I watch you, like, go home and try it dead alone. You just roll back, like on your back with your legs spread open.

Why have you tried this? Me and my friends are really weird. Oh, okay. Yeah, so was I. You're experimental. I get it. No. We were like, my one friend started doing it. I don't know.

We were really weird, and you just let the air, like, go in, and then you roll back. like to the front and it's just like my one friend like can do it like on commands like all the time mine is like you know hit her mess yeah hit her miss high risk high reward the word quefe is like the word moist here's what's up for debate so many people I should put this on Twitter so many people call it quiff and some people call it quiff oh I've never heard a quiff really yeah I've only heard of quif oh okay and then sometimes like if you don't have sex in a while and then you do and then they pull out that happens yeah I'm maybe I'm just the queef queen maybe I'm just blessed

I don't some people don't some people don't quefe so that's a good thing it's not a big deal though no no for all the quever's out there good on you get it it's like the most embarrassing though like when you like just starts eating somebody and you do queve it and you're like no no no that wasn't a fart that was just a

do you acknowledge it do you acknowledge are you like sometimes I mean, I have not, is that, I haven't before, but then I also was like, oh, no, that wasn't, that didn't come over my assholes. I came out of my vagina. What's funny is like, if anybody else was confessing this to me right now, I would be dying, but I'm like, you would. This is normal. I like you would, and I respect that. I respect it, and I respect your honesty. Thank you. Go on. You have more?

Queef Queen? Oh, my God. It's sticking. People are going to start commenting on me, like. queep queen that's gonna stick yeah no for all those ladies out there that want to know how to do it just spread your lights open do people want to know how to do it i don't know i think maybe we were just weird 12 year old girls definitely yeah but yeah we just roll back but just i just want i'm just envisioning people doing it now and it's actually really creepy but yeah then you roll back and it

you paint a pretty picture yeah thank you paint a pretty picture also um what's another weird i like feel like pooping is a lot of confessions yeah a lot yeah Great. Go there. Great. Sounds good. Can't wait to hear it. This is so embarrassing for my life and soul.

No. No, I had one time. Go on. Okay. I only had but sex one time in my life. Okay. And this is why I'll never happen again. Oh.

I've heard about that happening. so I won't name any names but it happened Tyler no no I will not I will not you'll never do it again you learned it the hard way first of all it hurts so bad second of all it literally I think it was like a one like in and out oh yeah and then I was like oh my god like get it out get it out and then he was like what the hell is that and I look over and it was literally like the size of an M&M piece of poop and I literally took my sock and like

swiped it up with my sock and I was like I don't know I don't know so I literally was laying there like I don't know I go I don't know scooped it up I like have really fast reflexes so I literally it happened like he was like what is that and I was like you were all this on the poop ninja

and the worst part I put the sock in his mom's laundry no That's the best part of the confession Oh my God I am so sorry Oh gross I'm sorry Tyler have you heard that I love you

I love you I love you Tyler's like Anna this is where I tune out No he's probably tuned out a long time ago He's all I can't keep on with me He heard Vegas he's like I'm out I'm out Yeah what tell me the dynamic between you and Tyler Like what is he like

Oh well he's really quiet and patient and like the sweetest man ever oh nice like he's kind of like my dad yeah is that weird no because like he just lets me be me yeah that's what he means yeah yeah for it yeah like he doesn't try to change me and he's just like he's also a planner yeah and I'm not yeah I'm not like I'm just go with the flow you can tell by this podcast I mean plan shit nothing that's sweet though yeah he's the best you need that balance you yeah no it works it like because I'm like insane and he just like is there for it yeah that's great and he's just really patient with me like I need a patient you need that like I've dated all like meatheads in the

past yeah that were just like on steroids define meat head oh steroids like steroids oh steroids oh and he I mean like they I'll put them in a little category was just so quick to fight with me and it's just like so weird to be with somebody that are just is like pay That's so nice. Yeah, because, I mean, they're all on steroids, though, so their mood swings were just out of control. And that you found that attractive. Good times. No, I've grown up a lot.

I've realized that that was not okay. Well, it's probably because all you were used to. That's all you knew. Yeah, Jersey Meatheads out there. That's so funny because I really like nice guys. Yeah, no, well, now I do too. Yeah. He's so nice.

I met him. Yeah. He's also a mama's boy. And, I mean, they're the best. That's so sweet. They're just good guys. Yeah. you know that's how i feel about sean with his sisters

oh yeah he has two sisters who are amazing and you can just tell that's and he has respect for women oh big time he said the sweetest thing one time when i was like i was like clapping at an award show like from my couch and i was like women are just you know it's the time of the women women time's up yeah yeah hashtag and i was all for it and he was like i don't know why we're celebrating this and i looked at him like you did not just say that And he goes, but I just have always thought highly of women. And I'm like, oh. He wasn't being a douche canoe.

He was being the biggest sweetheart. It was so sweet because he meant it. Like, he wasn't even trying to be sweet or funny. Yeah, he was just being. He was just being serious. He was just like, well, I've always just thought of, thought highly of women. And I'm like, that's really cute. I love you.

I love you. He's so sweet. I'm trying to think of a confession that I have, but I can't. Like, six confessions in like 24 hours. I can't do it. for you. It's a lot for you. I'll take some. Yeah. I'll help you out here. You've got more than one. I'm like, the only thing I can confess right now is I'm like, I can totally smell my feet from right here. That's about it. Oh, that's the worst. I forgot to put on deodorant today, but I'm also still drunk from Vegas, so sorry. Actually, you know what? You do have a confession? No. Oh. I'm like, actually, you know what? I'm going to record this as I do it. Just, uh, oops. I just took a terrible photo myself. I don't think I put on deodorant either. I don't think I put on deodorant either. I'm. I I ran out, guys, and I'd have time. Yuck.

Okay, there's my confession. I can smell my feet, and I didn't put on deodorant. It's okay. You're a hard-working girl. Thanks. You're, like, super busy. I can get away with that. Yeah, you can get away.

Also, this is, like, so stupid, but I put diesel gas in my car. Oh, my gosh. I was going to bring that up. Okay, you, you dummy. I'm from New Jersey. We don't pump our own gas. What do you mean you don't pump your own gas? In New Jersey, you don't pump your own gas.

People do it for you? Yeah. It's the only, I think there's two states, New Jersey and one other state. So you've got to give me a little slack. But also, like, I was at the gas. I was having the worst travel situations. Finally found my way back to L.A. I, like, had, like, three canceled flights.

Like, it was a shit show. And then I, like, to top it off, I was just so out of it, and I was putting the green nozzle in. Yeah. And some guy at the gas station, he was like, you know what you're putting diesel in it, right? And I'm like, what? Oh, shit. What do you do? He was like, and then I go, what happens?

I was like, what happens? Literally, I drove on the highway, broke down, cops came, like, tow truck had to come. It was so embarrassing. And I, like, didn't tell my dad, oh, shit. He doesn't know. Does he listen to grape therapy? That would be awesome. He probably does.

That would be awesome. No, he's my number one fan, so he'll probably listen to everything. Oh, shit. Because I just talked about, you know. No, tell him not to. I just had a sex therapist on. I recorded one with a sex therapist, and I'm like super. We're close with my mom, and I tell her everything, and we've talked about sex before, but I still was like, Mom.

Yeah, just don't listen to this one. Maybe this one, too. Yeah. My mom doesn't care as long as not me saying it. Even if it was, she'd find a way to be like, don't judge me, Keelan's mom. You're so true to yourself, Katie. I can't believe you put diesel in your car. I know.

It makes sense if you've never pumped your gas before. But let me say. Yeah, but also it's green. It's bright green. As a 24-year-old woman, you should be pumping your gas by now. Or at least have done it like. That's crazy. I know.

And really funny. $1,500 later, I think I learned my lesson. Is that what you... So I had to bring it to Honda, like, clean it, like drain it. It was just a whole shit show. I went home to Jersey that weekend and I was just like... Oh, my gosh. I just had a meltdown.

Wait, when is... Wait, you have a birthday coming up, don't you? Yeah. Turn 25? Yeah, it's 25. Because I googled you. Oh. Well, you better know now, bitch, forever.

Forever. It's in my calendar now. So you're, what, in Aris? I'm in Aris. What does that mean? I feel like we get along really well. I feel like we're kind of the same, but I don't know what you are. I'm a Gemini.

Ooh, so you have like, I'm a crazy person. I have two personalities, and I'm a really good liar. No, I'm just saying, these are things that people say about jamanis, and I'm like, what? Yeah, I'm actually a terrible liar. No, but one of my best friends is Gemini. Really? That makes sense. but yeah no aries were just like kind of independent a little bit of selfish sorry who isn't

I know um like adventurous I'm like a full-blown aries though hence why I got this tattoo I'm adventurous I like I pumped my own gas once I'm independent I pump my own gas now still don't know how to do it no but now I'm like scarred for life and then all my friends make fun of me they'll be at the gas station and be like taking the green one out and be like Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm probably going to do that to you too. It was the worst.

And I didn't tell my dad because he was like, he will murder me. And he was like, he's so like on my ass about like my car. Like, are you safe? Like every, just when I'm driving. Yeah. He has like a big fear. I don't know. But like he, when I told him I broke down in the middle of the, because I like needed

a quality insurance. So I didn't know what the fuck was going on. Yeah. He was just like, what happened? I was like, my car just broke down. And like, still to this day, I have not told him that it could diesel. gas again hopefully dad's not listening but wait now i'm thinking on it so you were 23 when you were on the bachelor yeah and nick was 36 same age freak out as becca m i know and nobody i think they

literally had nothing to talk about this season that's a see that just goes to show your age wasn't an issue yeah i don't know why and i feel like she's more mature than i am oh she's more mature than i am i'm 32 She's like I feel like she's an old soul I can't even do mad 92 she was born Well I wasn't going to do that I was just saying she's like nine years younger than me

But yeah I can't do that right now Yeah something like that Let's not even try No I'm not going to try But she is way more mature than I am But that's interesting because you were the same age gap Yeah With you and Nick

How is Ari? 36 Oh yeah That's weird Yeah Because they had nothing else Yeah you're right That's crazy

That's real funny Did you enjoy Paradise? No. Yeah. We just had the whole... Yeah, oh, you were on a tough season. Yeah, we were on a weird season. And it was like, we went through this entire scandal and then, like, got flown back to America.

And then I ate my life away. So I was like fat. Not fat. But like, no, I wasn't fat. But like, I just worked really hard for my body. And then like, I ate like a man when I got back. Oh, and they were like, oh, yeah. And I'm like, oh, man.

Oh, yeah. But like, it was just like the vibe. I'm all about, like, it was just like, bad vibes. It was bad vibes. It wasn't like, and it was like eight days. Yeah. That's weird. Adam found Raven.

Yeah, no, good things came event. Yeah, good things did come of it. But you didn't like, you enjoyed being on The Bachelor more? Yeah. Yeah. I was hyped for Paradise. Like, I was excited to, like, meet people. And then, like, then when we were like, we didn't film for like a week.

So, like, I got to know everyone. And I was like, okay, I don't like anybody. Right. That whole Corinth thing was crazy Yeah, that was insane And then it was just like Then everything was like Just tainted

It was just not good vibes But they've had a season since that right? No, that was last season I wonder what paradise will be like Now And then the drinking was different Well I think it's gonna be different on all seasons now Yeah no I did an interview at CN

The other day and she was like Were you guys like drunk The woman to law? I was like, Whitney was sleeping, so that's when you know, she was wasted. And they, like, were, like, begging for champagne. I mean, just the rules have changed. Oh. It's like, I wouldn't have survived.

It was, like, unlimited alcohol, like, no matter what. And, I mean, not like they were forcing it down our throats. It was our decision. But I drank all the time. No, yeah, they, like, just, they never, no one ever told us to drink. They just, like, I mean, I'm just. It's just very available. Yes, it's just very available.

That's crazy. Did you like my confession? Oh, they were great. I really worked hard. Oh. Like, I'm really proud of myself. I think I just, I think I really just knew you would, um, show up for confessions. Like, yeah, basically.

Yeah, you delivered. I went for you too. You delivered and it's so funny that maybe I'm even getting like numb to people's poop stories now because I'm like, yeah, of course that happened. Of course you're telling me this. I know, like a poop story is like this daily routine in my life. Yeah, but you, uh, you, um, like, woven some sex in there, so it made it a little bit like more scandalous.

Yeah. Well, also, I had T-Me tea for the first time. Oh. I'm not sponsored by them anymore. Like, no. That's what did it for you? No. I drank it yesterday to, like, detox, like, everything I had from Vegas.

Yeah. Like, my, I have two boy roommates. Like, I was like, you guys have to leave. Like, this is not okay. This is a-to unleash the poop dragon, okay? Back off. No, I, like, knew what I was doing to myself, though. Like, it's, like, just, it's, like, asking for a shit attack.

I was like, RIP to my asshole. I'm so sorry. Like, it was not okay. I was like, I live with two of my best guy friends. I was like, you guys have to leave. This is a 911 situation. But I just, I'm like, I like to like cleanse after I do like wild weekends. Oh, and I cleanse all right.

Nice. Do you feel like a new woman? No, not yet. I won. I'm not hoping by like, yeah, drop some wine. Oh, I see your big huge bottle of water there and I challenge you to a big bottle. of wine. And pretzels.

I know. Tyler was like, you better be drinking a lot of water. And I'm like, yeah. Yeah. But Caitlin. But Caitlin. But Caitlin made me do it. So I read that your two biggest fears are Nicholas Cage and aliens.

Yeah. Still to this. I told you I saw Nicholas Cage. I saw Nicholas Cage. When did you tell me this? Did I tell you this? I don't think you did. I don't think you did.

Yeah. So I, out of all. Did you see him because. You watch me and Sean's face swap, and Sean looks like Nicholas Cage when we do a face swap. I love the face swaps. They're amazing. Donna is Nicholas Cage. But where did you see him?

His girl. So I live in downtown L.A. His girlfriend lives in my building. So the first week we were there, we moved in. My roommates were like at the bar. There's like a restaurant downstairs. They're like, they saw a Nicholas Cage, my roommates. And I thought they were just fucking with me because they know I'm scared of fear.

Yeah. I'm scared of him. And the bartender's like, oh, yeah, his girlfriend lives here. Like, he's here all the time. So then I have, like, this anxiety every time, like, I'm walking down. I never go to that restaurant ever. You're legitimately afraid of him? No, but then I think, like, in my mind, I, like, hyped myself up to, like, having this fear.

And, like, talking about it on the show so much. And then, like, just talking about it, like, now. Like, I, like, literally hyped myself up into, like, thing that was really scared of. Do you think Nicholas Cage is an alien? Probably. Okay. So I'm pulling into my garage and I see, like, this little Asian girl. and right behind her is this six foot maybe six five alien alien but it was nicholas cage not only was it

nicholas cage he was wearing the biggest pilgrim hat i've ever seen like he's like look at me on nicholas cage no it was the biggest like it looks like one of those like oh like feral sombreros but like pilgrim version remember when feral wore that big hat yes but it was even bigger nope No, I swear, and I was on the phone with Tyler, I was like, I literally had a panic attack. I was like, I literally told everyone, I called my mom, I called my sister. I was like, Nick, but out of all the buildings, like his girlfriend has to live in mind. You put that energy out there. You were inviting Nicholas Cage into your life and it happened.

Finally, it was the law of attraction. Let me just tell you, that's a real thing. No, it really is. Okay, it's a real thing. Like, out of all the buildings in Los Angeles, your girl, Nicholas Cage is. girlfriend lives in mine. What is it that scares you about him? He's just like, like, I saw the movie when I was little, and it just scarred me for life.

Face off, it was. Oh, face off. And he was like the villain. I thought you said face swap, but it was your accent, face off. Face off. I was like, face swap. It was John DeVolta. You never seen it?

Oh, I have. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, so it was, like, terrifying. And I just, like, was scarred for life. Like, I can't watch any movies with him. Everyone was like, you've never seen National Treasure? That's the best movie you've ever seen. like nope not today like I was literally on an elliptical and the TV was broken and it was a

Nicholas Cage movie and I literally had to switch ellipticals like so embarrassing really just fears fears are fears man I get it I get it like what are you scared of bird birds oh yeah oh yeah I did I did know that like and I mean terrified like yeah if one is just even like in my presence like I I wish people could get inside my body and feel the fear that comes over me which is so funny but it's a real fear well that's why I felt in my car seeing Nicholas cage. And like, I'm going to have to, I'm going to see him again. I have to. You have to face your fears. I have to face my fear. Like, I need to talk to him and like take a picture or do something. Like, it has to happen. I wonder what he would say. He'd be like, oh, if I had a

nickel for everybody who's scared to me. But I also don't think that like, he even knows the bachelor exists. Of course he does. Sean Penn said my name once on Jimmy Kimmel and I was like, no, everybody loves you. Everybody loves you. Everybody loves. You're the reason why I'm here today You're the reason for my happiness, my success, my boyfriend. I know. My friends, honestly.

You. You. I'm responsible for you. And then if something bad happens, you're going to blame me. No, I would literally come home from down the shore. I would go to the Jersey Shore. Yeah, so embarrassing.

That's a real place. Just kidding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good times. And I would go for the weekend. I was still in college. And Mondays, I would have it recorded and watch you. Isn't that creepy?

That's so nice. No. And like, but I wouldn't tell anybody. Like, I would watch it dead alone and like be like obsessed with it dead alone. Really? Yeah. And then I stopped watching. And then here I am.

And here we are. That's so funny. No, you were like, like, it was just like real. Real recognized real, you know? I respect. I'll cheers you to that one. Cheers with our plastic cups with them. I'm so embarrassing.

I'm so sorry. You're not. You're gold actually. You're podcast gold. is what you are. I'm trying to look. I feel like I had something written down here,

now I've lost it. I need a tissue or something. Do you really? Yeah, I have a bugger. I always use my shirt. It's fine. Like, things are just coming out of all different places

and it's not okay. Oh, they really put a tissue. Yeah. Thank you. I'm so sorry. It's the teamy tea. It's the teamy tea. It'll get you. It's coming out all over.

Oh, my gosh. Do you still have your shark dolphin costume? Yeah, I do. I have to. I'm wearing it tomorrow, actually. For what? Extra. Oh, yeah.

Like, we had a bet who would lose me and Hannah. We had a bet who would, like, make the top two. And we both were totally off. And we had to sing in the shark costume how much we love each other. So that's what I'm doing tomorrow. Sweet. That's really sweet. Yeah, I think I picked, like, Caroline and, I don't even remember.

Wait, pick them for what? Like, top two. I didn't listen to you. I was not listening. I was reading my notes. What did you say? Story of my life, I do that all the time. No, we just picked the top, like, who Ari would pick.

Top two. And if we were wrong, we had to sing a song about, like, how much we love each other in the shark costume. Oh, wow, that's really cute. That's funny. Yeah, it'll be fun. Yeah. I kind of wanted to retire the shark for 2017. Maybe tomorrow is when you retire it.

Yeah. Tomorrow is a lot of things. I'm starting tomorrow a new life. no drinking until the weekend. We're like, it's Thursday. I like where we had that. Okay, pump the brakes. Let's talk about hydration.

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oh my gosh, your boobs, when did you get those? And she was like, I've had them for six years. And I was like, oh, I'd like to wish them a happy seven. Like, when did you get them? And she told me, and now I forget, and I want to wish them a happy 7th. It's July, I know that. Oh, really? Maybe it's her birthday.

Her birthday is the... Could you ask her for me? Well, maybe her boo birthday and her actual birthday. Yeah. Yeah, you want me to ask you right now? Do you really celebrate the birth of your breast implants? Well, it did on the show. Oh.

And then now it just became a thing. Well, it was my first year. They were only one years old, so, like, I was like, oh, I have... I literally, we were just at a group cocktail party. And I was like, what's the date? Like, just wasted. Yeah. And I was like, oh, my God, I got my boobs done a year.

ago. And everybody started they're like, let's play this one up. Yeah. Happy birthday to you. But then I thought, and then I was like, ooh, now I'm going to celebrate him for life. And then I got him redone. So now they have a new birthday. Oh, gosh, I can't keep up. I know.

I can't keep up. How did you and Tyler meet? Oh, right, right, right. But how? Like, what were you guys doing? And she's friends with him? Yeah, she has like mutual friends. Yeah. But I don't remember him the first night that I met him. We all went out for New Year's. Oh, and then she was like, I really think you two would work?

Yeah, she was like, you better hook up with Tyler. And then now she's always like, I better be in the wedding. And I'm like, okay, bitch. That's funny. I think I'm going to see her soon because we're going to be on the first episode of The Bachelorette, I think. Oh, yeah. I think she told me something like that. Giving advice.

Well, she was to do something yesterday, and I was like, you were not okay. Do you see the blonde wig she was wearing? Yeah. She wore it out when we weren't even having them on. Oh. Like, we all talked about it. She kept it on. She is Beyonce.

She's Beyonce. Beyonce does what she got to do. That's funny. I love her, though. I love her, too. Yes, so she's always like, you better thank me for your happiness. So I have to thank Caitlin and Rachel Lindsay. Honestly, The Bachelorettes. Yeah.

I mean, I see a pattern here. That's what I keep thinking, too. I'm like, I always scope out who will be the Bachelorette's on the season and who will be getting a podcast. Because I feel like that's just a natural thing now to go into. Well, yours is amazing. I've never heard anything negative about yours. Oh.

At all. Negative things are said about other podcasts? I'm like that surprised with me. I feel like, well, I have never listened. That can be a confession of mine. I don't think I've ever listened to a podcast. Me neither. Huh.

Oh. No, I haven't. You're like, oh, there's this one time a Nicholas Cage was on a podcast. No, I didn't. I have too much ADD. I can't like focus. but I mean I signed up to do yours because you're just the best

and I heard great things That's so nice of you No really I really never heard anything like bad What is so I always do this segment called Well I don't always maybe like twice I don't listen to podcasts I just do them I just do them

Okay so Sean and I made up a song called If I had a nickel Okay And if you want you can sing along Okay You can try ready If I had a nickel Hey

If I had a nickel, hey, if I had a nickel, hey, then I would have a nickel. What's up? So that's our song. And I was just wondering that is the thing, did I start the podcast with If I had a nickel by saying, was it a shark or a dolphin? Is that like, is that what you get asked? When people recognize you. Dolphin girl.

Like, I own it. It is what it is. Oh, my gosh. Well, I knew I wanted, I always was like, that's my personality. I could care less what people think. And that's just how people should live, I feel like. I feel like if you care too much, you're going to stress yourself out, like, about other people. Only the close people.

100%. You know, I don't, I could care less. So I was like, honestly, I'm probably pour myself another drink. Yeah, please do. Please do. Let's just get weird. The fact that the alcohol is making me feel better. No, that's a thing.

an issue you know what I'm my dad just text me and he just said saw your E T blah blah blah great job I'm like what no I was I'm drunk and he like doesn't drink oh yeah my dad doesn't either my mom's like I literally have my mom who's like a tequila queen she's wild and insane and then my dad who's like a born again Christian doesn't do anything doesn't even know that yeah but they got to cause of horse my parents mom am I not okay am I ever okay oh people are freaking out what are they saying about oh not at you

I'm just reading tweets right now about Ari yes what's going on oh is it is it air it's on right now oh my gosh people are losing their minds what are they saying Ari is a douche

um oh boy is it bad they're saying that Becca might not be ready to be the Bachelorette oh my gosh I'm just like I'm like oh god I just want to read all these

no yeah I get in the hole This is so funny because Kelty Knight who is she does the podcast The Lady Gang she's texting me right now and she's like I am so effing shook by this I know my mom will text me

because she's on the East Coast and I'm like mom I haven't watched it like chill out Oh, man. Oh, People magazine said, Bachelor Executive Producer says Ari, I don't know how you say it's last. No, I say it last day. See, I'm like, oh, blah, blah, what are they saying? Bachelor executive producer says Ari Jr.

Follows his heart, and sometimes that's dramatic. Agreed. Said Alon Gale. Yeah. Agreed. Yes, following your heart can be dramatic. But why do we need to tell Chris Harrison about the breakup before we. tell our fiance

Yeah is my only question I'm going to copy that for extra Extra extra extra Can I have some wine Please My ass is sweating Cute

I'm just all the types of Fripped up right now Please do not judge me I wonder when I'm going to be alive Again after this Vegas trip Like it was one for You're just going to need a lot of I'm flying you're getting on sleep

Where are you going To Dallas Yeah. How often do you and your boyfriend see each other? We have like a two-week limit, three-week. Oh. It works. It works right now because, like, I'm just living my best life.

I got a good question here for you. Oh, no. Quarter life crisis. She's 25. That's good. She said, if you had to pick, would you be on next season again or Ari's? Nix. Really?

Yeah. There's no way I would be able to handle the saltine cracker. I would be eliminated night one Allium says Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos Definitely Puffy He's not crunchy yet No but what do you prefer?

Oh I thought you meant Ariah Because didn't we say he was a spicy He's spicy but do you prefer crunchier I got to like the crunchy Okay This is what people are asking This is so embarrassing There's two people that ask

Nobody cares Well, nobody cares because Ari's thing is on it. To be fair, you had two questions in two minutes. Okay. It makes me feel a little special. And actually there is, uh,

oh, her response about this the other night. She may, she may be as funny as you. Well, at least close. Yeah, it was like,

you were like known for being the funny girl. So, but I didn't watch the season. So I was like, who the hell's this broad? Yeah, you're like, who's this bitch,

thinking that she wants to be me. And you know what? I'm okay with it. Oh, thank you. I really. should have done this earlier but um it happens we're better with like just going with the flow yeah that's all i got but she's another girl said wow my favorite two people come from this front to come from this franchise this is amazing oh thank you what's her name um

chimichanga thank you jimmy chonga christina b c d e f Sure. Oh, Rosebud asked, oh, I hate this question, but I don't like saying it out loud because it sounds so aggressive, but F1, Mary, one, kill one. Okay. Terrible. Yeah. Okay, let's just say instead of kill, let's say, like, punch in the face. Okay.

Perfect. Make love to, marry, or punch in the face? Make love to marry, punch in the face. Okay. Nick, Ari, Juan Pablo. Uh, I think punch in the face, Juan Pablo. Okay. Ooh, but then I don't want to, I don't want to bang Ari.

I probably bang next. I said make love. Okay. Make love. Let's just change it. Kiss one. Kiss one. Get engaged to one.

Okay. Or punch one. Punch Juan Pablo. Okay. Really? Oh, no. Probably. Bang, one pop.

Make love. Kiss. Kiss. Okay. Juan Pablo. Oh, this one's a hard one. It is. That's, you know, that's when you know what's a good question.

That's the name of the game. No, probably kill Juan Pablo, boom. Dude, this is so hard. You don't have to mean it. Just say something. You don't have to mean it. Okay. Mary.

Juan Pablo Kiss Nick punched in the face Ari Okay The Bachelor Diaries We got through it

We got through it The Bachelor Diaries Once to know If you were really an aspiring Dolphin Trainer Yes Oh no no no no No no

Oh I could see how you'd get confused on that Yes You were so sure in it too Yes Oh no no no No aspiring I was always

That was like You know when you're a little And you have a child to dream Are you listening to me? When you were little and you're telling me about a dream? Your childhood dream. Yes, I did hear you. Yeah.

Yeah, but then when I came out about it, everyone was like, dolphin activists were after me. I was like, okay, chill, bro. Yeah, it was serious. I believe you. So, like, now I'm not quick to say. You have to be. That's the scary thing is I always get scared when I do live anything.

Like, even Entertainment Tonight Live, I was to, oh, you do that as a job. I know. It's so hard. Anytime it's something. live, I'm like, oh, ma'am, what am I going to say that's going to, like, come back to haunt me? No, I know. Kathleen Herrick says, how does she prefer

to eat her pork roll? Do these people, like, know you, like, really well? Or is that just a random question? Do you talk about pork rolls? Never. I don't think I'm a... You've never talked about pork roll, but someone just wants to know that question? Yes. Well, how do you prefer it? Deep fried?

Deep fried. Cold? Leftover? Left. I love cold. See, this is a lot. That's a good question. Yeah, I love cold food. Like, I like pizza cold. Is that weird? No, not weird at all.

Pizza anyway is great. Always. Okay, Jojo wants to know, not Jojo, Jojo. Just another, Jojo. This is Jojo's Life 94. What's your favorite thing about being a Jersey girl? I keep it real. Boom.

Like that. Yeah. Keeping it real. Totally. Totally. Devil wears Praja, because her name's Praja, I think. Who would you date from the Bachelor Nation if you were single? That's a good question.

Who's like a cool... You can say Sean if you want. Yeah, yeah, Sean, Sean. He's a good one. I get it. He's a great one. I get it. Respect women has a dog, funny.

Yep. He's got it all going on. Swap. Yeah. And he watches a war shows. That's literally what I got from you. From that story, too. Because I love watching a war shows.

Like, that's like one of my things in Tyler likes to watch award shows too. Oh, there you go. Big turn on. Yeah. This is so. Oh, my God. People are just being so sweet. They're not even asking questions.

They're just so pumped about this podcast. Oh, yeah. Woo. Woo. Woo. Oh. What? Say weo.

I say, Buh, well, I'm going to say, ao. I'm going to say this. My podcast producer, Heather, remind me to,

Heather, remind me to not do like six podcasts in a row with as much wine, okay? Okay. You're going to have a field day editing this one. Are people just hype that we're together? Yeah,

they really are. It's so cute because I keep looking for questions. And I'm like, All the producers, when I first got on the show, were like... You're Caitlin? Yeah. Did they say you're the hotter, Caitlin? No.

Okay. Nobody ever said that. They said that to me about someone, and I was like, that's really mean. They said that you didn't know that you were able to watch TV in the room. And you, like, sat there and they were like, dude, Caitlin, you can put on the TV. And you were like, just standing in silence. That's what, okay, so I think I might have told this story before, but it's still funny. So I was so

Like I'm I have anxiety back then Yes No Not even close to what I have now Yeah I have 10 times worse anxiety now And I wasn't even the bachelor I didn't have anxiety It was like more like I was worried

I was going to like upset somebody Or like do something wrong And they'd be like you can't be on the show Yeah So when So everybody has to go into a hotel And You have to basically be there for three days

No phone Nothing and all I had had hurt I'd never been on the show, obviously, so all I knew was that you don't get to watch TV, you don't get to have a phone. So when they took my phone away, I was like, I must not be allowed to watch TV. And so I didn't even turn, actually, I turned the radio on and I put it on volume one. That's what they said. Yeah, I'd put the volume of, I hid an Oprah book because I felt like I was allowed. And then I didn't turn on the TV because I didn't want anyone to, like, show up in my room and be like, her TV's on, she's not following the rules.

Yeah. No, I, like, when they told me that, I was done. And they always talked about you just, like, how you would have, like, during your ITMs, which is in the moment. In the moment interviews. Interviews? That you, like, the cameramen aren't allowed to speak to you, make any type of, like, interaction with you just so you can be yourself and not to get distracted. But, like, they said that when you would do your ITMs, the entire camera crew, like, had to take breaks. And laugh?

Because they would laugh so hard. Oh, my God. That's like the best compliment. Then in my head, every time I did an I-DM, I was like, they better fucking laugh. Yeah, and then you're looking at all that, you're like, why aren't they even paying attention? That was one of my main things. I remember, like, a couple of them being like, there's always one girl every season that we love when they're in the interview rooms. And they go, we found our girl with me.

And I was like, yes, I'm funny. And then one of the camera guys actually said to me, they don't usually make it this far. Yeah, you made it really far. For a funny Canadian. Yeah, for a funny Canadian. I know, eh? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

And then when I came back as the bachelor... I met you encountered it, too. I forgot. Yeah, true. We're basically friends if you really think about it. We're definitely friends. Yeah, we have to be now. It'd be weird if we weren't.

Imagine I was like, no, not yet. Nope, not yet. Oh, God. I feel like we should wrap this one. It's been an hour. Yeah, I know. No. I know.

time flies when you're wasted I mean having fun we'd just finish each other's sentences salting crackers okay last last question what did we get four questions I'm really hot commodity these days

so Alexis who came up with your dog's name bro your dog's name is seriously bro I thought it was just a nickname no it's bro my first dog's name was dude and then we moved then when we got our new dog it's bro my stepdad my stepdad makes like has the best that's awesome bro yeah dude but I like dude so much better than bro RIP dude that RIP dude that's really funny I might steal that um okay well I'm really

happy that you're alive and well after your shit show of a day yeah and I'm happy I'm alive and well after my shit show over weekend we are just not on a good level but that makes for a great podcast that it does sponsor review coming at you jerkins moisturizer let your beautiful shine thread up 30% off your first order if you go to threadop dot com slash vine lecroy sparkling water

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Words of Endearment Yeah Let me think No encouragement Oh I'm looking at It'll be the 15th

Nine days until you're 20 Oh 10 days until my birthday So leave a comment on my Instagram Happy birthday That's my words of endearment Okay Encouragement And no love yourself

Oh Love yourself Just go out and attack the weekend And just love yourself And own it Yeah own it And don't care what anybody thinks about you.

You heard? You heard? That's amazing. I'm sorry, guys. No, that's the best advice ever. Was that? Was that Shakespeare?

You heard? You heard? That's amazing. Okay, everybody go follow Alexis on Instagram Twitter. What's your Instagram name? Adelaus Waters. Undisquare.

At Alexis Waters. on a score. Everybody always asked me how to spell it. I'm like, water. Because it sounds like you're saying water. Yeah, like why'd you spell that? Yeah. I got it.

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