Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: What Have You Had It With?

Episode Date: May 4, 2023

It’s time for your weekly dose of giggle therapy, where the wine is flowing and we’re growing… or something like that. First, Kaitlyn is catching up with producer “Glenda Cl!t,” and they’re starting off strong by talking about blue balls and self-pleasure at a young age. Hey, no shame in the humping game. Kaitlyn shares one of her most embarrassing stories from growing up and then Glenda and KB get into what they’ve had it with recently before the official “I’ve Had It” podcast hosts, Jennifer Welch and Angie “Pumps” Sullivan, come on the mic. KB, Jen, and Pumps are talking about what they’ve had it with this week which leads to a convo about social media and the way your TikTok algorithm will truly expose you. They're also discussing the sex lives of chimps, the fear of missing bed, and getting honest and open about controversial opinions that you’ll either hate or relate to. This episode is full of free laughs, one of our favorite kinds of therapy! Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: JUST THRIVE - Right now, you can save 20% off this dynamic duo bundle of Just Thrive probiotic and Just Calm when you go to JustThriveHealth.com and use code: VINE at checkout. THIRDLOVE - Visit ThirdLove.com to find your fit and shop their bestselling bras and get $15 off your first purchase! PROGRESSIVE - Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Name Your Price® tool for yourself, and join the over 29 million drivers who trust Progressive. NUTRAFOL - Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code VINE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And we be growing because we are evolving women who like therapy. Okay, anyways, I'm your unlicensed host for today's shit show of a session. Caitlin, no bristos, got my PhD. I was going to say pretty huge dick, but I don't have one. I just grab my mic so I don't sound like garbage. Carbos. Garbage. My little white ball mic.

well actually it's a blue ball blue balls you don't make a microphone in the shape of a ball and put blue on it without thinking people are going to connect the dots there yeah I connected there's no way there's no way did you know blue balls are not real I did what a f*** up thing to make up

yeah it's disgusting I think men have convinced themselves I do too this this fucked up I remember feeling like I could have I had an orgasm at the age of like 12. Wait, what do you mean? Like, I remember watching days of our lives and like laying on my stomach and like moving around and being like, yeah.

Oh, I did that too. Oh, you did? Okay. You know, like a lazy boy chair? Yeah. The arm. I would like hump the arm. Just raw dog in the lazy boy?

Yeah. I can only imagine what your porn hub like history looks like. It's like armchair. Armchair. Talk about an armchair expert. You need to go on Dax Shepard's podcast and just that you want the real expert on I'm on 82 in my day. That's so crazy.

How old are you? I had to be under the age of 10. Yeah. I was like shortly after 10 started like getting my mojo and I was so confused because nobody talks about that. Where are those horny jeans now? I don't know if I've ever told this story, but on the same note, I remember being. being oh gosh

I don't know how old maybe 17 and my mom and sister were always really open about talking about sex when we were that age and I was kind of I don't know why I was in a phase where I was like I don't want to talk about it nope I don't do that and blah like I was like

hiding it from them and one time I don't know if I've ever told this this is one of the most embarrassing stories of my life so I probably did but maybe years ago one time I was with my mom we were in her room and I fell asleep and we were like watching a movie or something and I fell asleep and she like looked over and she was like yeah you were fully like touching yourself so I just I left the room she was like I was kind of happy for you I just left the room

and let you do your thing and I was like oh god I was in my mom told me at a restaurant and I just like sunk into the booth and was like I am mortified she was like no I was actually quite happy for you she was like because I thought you were kind of crazy like that maybe you weren't sexual or maybe like I had done something wrong and she was like so I was kind of happy for you oh what a good mom she is I want to know what the vinos have memories of like what are their memories from the first time and did they feel shame around it and how did they navigate that because like we were saying before we hit recorder maybe it was recording we were always taught about blue balls and they aren't even a real thing blue balls is a fucking straight up lie it was

recording well throw it in there you know how we have Angie and Jennifer on the podcast today. They used to have a Bravo show. Their podcast is blown up. It's called I've Had It. So we're going to get into some I've had it's with them. What annoys us. You know what I was looking at earlier and what I've had it with is my fucking widows peak. Oh, I didn't even notice it. Well, that's because I shave it. I shave my Widows peak because it's off to the side. And it's like if it was like a pretty little middle right down the center like a Jason Tardock moment where it's like vampire vibes, I would think it was cool. But mine's like off to the side. And I just shave. Isn't it not grow out? Like, it always just stops. Yeah. No, it just stops. And it's like wispy baby hairs. And it's always the gray ones too, right, front and center.

So I just shave that shit. I've had it. You know what I really like? What? I have not had it with the, this is a compliment. So I hope people aren't taking it. I have not had it with Alex Earl. I love what she did the other day because first of all, I get a lot of makeup tips from her.

She posted in Target the other day. She doesn't realize it, but she put my wine in her like TikTok. And I was like, So now I want to, if anyone wants to brainstorm on how I can get wine in her hands, that would be great. But she did such a real TikTok the other day where she said, you guys, social media is not real. Everybody's commenting on how flawless my skin is. And she was like, I have a beauty filter on at all times. And then she showed and she was showing her real skin and how she suffers from acne and how she is on acutane.

And I was like, oh, more of that, please, because I always watch being like, oh, her skin's flawless. not that like I love my skin I take very good care of my skin or not trying to complain about mine I'm just saying like you know you do see these everyone has a filter on at all times so that's kind of why I like podcasting too is because you can't filter that well you tried I did you're trying to have me mirror your face the mirror that's like why if you take a photo in the front facing camera does your face all of a sudden look like like you had a stroke I just disagree like really strongly disagree i do not think your face looks any different if i were to flip you opposite and mirror you right now i don't think yeah i don't think you would look any different yeah but i'm psycho i have dysmorphia i have face dysmorphia i have tit dysmorphia i have nip morphia i think my nips are weird another thing i've had it with is like not being able to bring my dogs everywhere with me like why is there not an airline that like what why is it why can't we bring our dogs. Yeah. It's because people took advantage of it and they started bringing on

like their emotional support donkeys. There's so many things that are involving dogs these days. Like so many places are dog friendly. When I lived in Germany everywhere, had dog bowls like restaurants everywhere. Like dogs are just like people and I birthed mine out of my vagina. So I believe it. And I know that like they say when you birth something of your own you you'll never be able to compare it but what if i don't want to and maybe what if i don't want to have a child and i don't want and i never will then why can't my dog be that for me and why do we have to compare the love of a child to the love of a dog it is just different and it can be and maybe it isn't for something like i just don't know should we get to the

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Hi. How are you about doing? Great. How are you? I'm good. I'm so excited to talk to you both because your humor is right up my alley and you two are so funny and I love that you have a podcast now. So I wanted to do a little introduction of who you are and one thing that your friend

would say about you when you leave the room. Okay. So my name is Jennifer and I'm an interior designer and now I guess a podcaster and I co-host the podcast with my friend Angie, whom we call Pups. And if my friend, if I left the room and my friends were still sitting at a table, they would say, God, she's bossy. Oh my God, that's exactly what I was just thinking. That's what I was going to say.

It's just, it's true. I am bossy. We love a boss. I'm Angie and I am an attorney. I practice divorce law, which is like family law. I have three children. And now I am a co-host of the podcast. with Jenny, and I would say that she would say about me, she's just a mess.

That's exactly what I would say. She's just a total, just a hot mess all the time. A walking catastrophe. You look so put together, though, so I love that you can be both. Oh, thank you. I'm really not. It's completely your eyesight. That's just a veneer.

Yeah, right. That's hilarious. So your podcast is called I've Had It. And so you kind of talk about, you know, like, I've had it with this or like gender reveals or national everything day. And it's just so funny to listen to. So I wanted to know this week, what have you had it with? Well, universally, it always, almost all roads with what we've had it with lead to one common theme, which is a yak mouth. Somebody who will not shut the fuck up.

Somebody who's repairing something at your house and they want to tell you the minutia of the dishwasher and how water goes. in and goes out. It's supposed to start. I'm like, I don't want to fucking know that. I don't want any of those details. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill, move on down the road. So in general, we've had it with stuff like that. This week in particular, I've had it with people that overpost on Instagram, which we're kind of bad about. Not on our personal accounts. No, but highly post the podcast because we're promoting the podcast, but on our personal accounts, I made me post once every 10 days. Right.

Once every 10 days, that's good. I just think there's some people that I follow that I've now muted. And that's like we're going to get coffee. And now I'm going home. And then I'm thinking about wearing this or this. And now I'm going to put my makeup on and show everybody. And then I'm going to eat lunch. And here's a picture of my lunch.

I'm just like, shut the fuck up. None of this is extraordinary. All of this is very average shit that you're doing. I want to see the good shit. Yeah. Did you win a marathon today? Did you do? I mean, something interesting other than these benign activities that people just trot out.

And then I look and it gets all these likes. And I'm like, are we just embracing this that Heather got up and got a cup of coffee today? And so we're going to throw out 10,000 likes on that. I just, it really bugs the shit out of me. I am so on the same page as you right now because I've had it with myself trying to be that person to post all the time. I've had it with myself where I wake up. up and I go, okay, well, I saw on TikTok, somebody said, if you do two Instagram stories in the morning, two in the afternoon and two at night, the algorithm will help your Instagram. And that's why these people are getting more likes. So I've, I've had it with two things, myself trying to be that person because it's not me to just like try and do that. And also I've had it with the algorithm of Instagram. Because I'm like, why are we get, I want to see the extraordinary stuff too. It's supposed to be a highlight real. Actually, I want to see the low lows too. I want to see your lowest moments and your highest moments. If somebody's in the middle of like a complete spiral and they're saying that, I'm totally in on that.

I want to see that train wreck go down. Go ahead and pop up IG live. Screenshot like hateful time between you and your cheating husband. Go ahead and post them. I'll screenshot them before they're deleted. I'm totally down with that type of overshare. I'm totally down. But do you remember when Instagram first came out and it was really like artsy? Yes. I miss that part of Instagram. Are you guys on TikTok? Yes. What do you prefer? I mean, I was going to say that's very loosely, yes. We have a millennial that produces our show and she runs the TikTok.

Right. I get on TikTok to check our account out. And then I'll go and look at my 4U page. And like my sons who are 20 and 16 years old, they're like, oh my God, your 4U page is so weird. because Neil deGrasse Tyson and I've got like political stuff and then French bulldogs. And it's a really weird thing to them. And so the four you page and the algorithm of TikTok is really a window to somebody's soul. That's what I was going to say.

I feel so exposed if people see my for you page. Like I'm like, oh, God. I don't ever get on it except to look at our site. And then I look at like Navarra cheer and Trinity Valley cheer. Remember that show Cheer on Netflix? Like I was into that. It really is impressive. My niece is in Cheer and I took her to one of the live shows in New York and seen them do that live.

And they were on a tour. They're doing that every day to their bodies, like just bending backwards and like it's crazy. No, it's nuts. It's a whole lot different than when I was cheering in 1988, where it was just like a few kicks and a goat team. They're like serious athletes. Yeah, they really are. And what about you? what have you had it with this week?

I've had it with my kids' sporting events starting so late. He's a junior in high school, and he has games that start at 8 o'clock at night. Yeah. And I just think that's too late because then we don't get home till 10, 11. And I like to go to bed super early because I get up super early. So I'm not madly in love with sports starting so late. That is kind of an unreasonable time to especially finish a game because I'm one of those weirdos though where I'm not a I'm not a morning person I am a night person but I like going to bed

early so really I'm just like depressed maybe because I sleep a lot I'm not sure I'm big early to bed we're both early to bed early to risers and I'm better in the morning yeah I shine in the morning oh I suck in the morning best version of me in the morning right between like five and nine I'm the most creative I'm the most conversational I'm in the best mood I am the best but when I was younger, I was not a morning person. This happens if you get older and then you become more and more agoraphobic, or at least that has happened to me. And I want to stay at home. And like a lot of people have like fear of missing out. I have like fear of missing my bed. Like I'm, I mean, I am not scared at all about missing a big party. I'm like, God, that's going to suck so bad if I have to go to

that event. And I miss out binge watching mindless television with my French bulldogs and the comfort safety of my nice bed with nice high thread count. That's a fair fear. I'm kind of with, I used to be all about going out and getting to all the events and having fun. And now I'm the same way where if I can just have my golden retrievers and my bed, that's like my level 10 happiness is in that moment. Yeah.

What are you binge watching right now? Well, I just finished the diplomat. I finished that too. I thought that was good. And then I just started. the Hulu one tiny beautiful things with Catherine Hahn and I love her. Yes, that's on my list. It's good.

It's really watchable. I'm watching a documentary right now. It's four parts about this, the largest chimp colony they found in Africa, and they follow these chimpanzees, and there's like 150 that live in one tribe together. And I don't know how they got it. What? Like a rival chimp gang, the West. listeners. My son and I are so into it. The French bulldogs are totally into it. But it's amazing

because we share like 98% of our DNA with chimps. And so it's really interesting to get this bird's eye view of them, not in the zoo. And I just, I kind of like stuff like that on. I think I'd like it. I think it's Netflix. I'll say to you. Okay. Oh, wait, what's it called? I would like that too. I think it's called Chimp Empire or something about, it's only four episodes. It's so good and then they like the mothers and they have the baby chimps there was this really disturbing scene where this one mother she has like a four year old chimp and she's decided she wants to have another baby yeah well the baby chimps stay close to their mother at all times so this particular mother chimp is going out trotting around trying to get the males so the

male comes over and they start having sex and her like baby chimp is trying to break it up So there's not a lot of boundaries and like the sex lives of chimps. So I found that kind of interesting. And then there's like the alpha male chimp. And then some of the other chimps try to come up and take down the alpha male. I'm telling you, it's really, really good. That sounds fascinating. It's really, I love a good documentary.

I love a good documentary too, especially I, you had me at chimps. I like, I just love any animal, but I find them so fascinating. But that's, I didn't know that that percentage was 98%. 98% the same DNA as human beings. Oh my gosh. It's, it's, you'll love it. If you love animals and like science, and it's so great because it, it finds them, there's a complete, uh, community of them completely in nature, undisturbed in this, you know, in the rainforests and Africa, it's fascinating. It also sounds like it could be relatable to because my dogs hate it when I have sex and they try and stop me to. Like that sounds like my dogs. Okay. So that Netflix show is a yay, which leads me to my next segment called

Yay or nay. Have you had it with this or not? Can you tell I like your theme of your podcast? I would like to know like a simple like, yay, sounds good. Or like, nay, boo, can't handle it. Crop tops. For younger people, I think they're fine. For people that are older, not fine. That's a big fat.

What's the age limit? I disagree with her. I think if an older person has a great body and it looks good, then wear it. Yeah, I think now. See, I would be so happy. If I saw, like, some grandma walking through the grocery store with the crop top on, I would be like, get it, grandma. I would admire it.

Okay, that's fair. Yeah, Pumps also has all of these rules, like older women have to do this and can do this and can't do that. I am kind of bad about that. I say all of that. Yes. Because in my mind, like, I work out, I exercise, I try to like the best I can. So I'm not going to apply some societal constraint because my friend Pumps who thinks she's 80. He says that we can't wear crop tops.

If I buy a crop top and it looks hot on me and looks good, I'm wearing it. I wore a crop top with a skirt, super cute to the U.S. Open in September of last year in New York. It was the Gucci Adidas collection and it was like a little yellow crop top and skirt looks adorable. And I was 48 at the time. Yeah, I still 48. I'm just like, I don't want to be that woman that everybody points out that she's trying to be so much younger than she is. And it looks like a try too hard. I got you. I got you. Okay. What about Coachella?

Out. Had it. I've had it. Had it with Coachella. The content, the, I get it. People like music. I like music too. But I don't know why. And I'm not sure why it irritates me so bad. But I've just had it with Coachella. Yeah. It's too much. It's hot. It's sweaty. It's too many people. It's everything I hate about an event. I hate group activity. Yeah. I do not like a group activity. I do not have any desire to go to. to a place where thousands of other people are going. I do follow a couple of influencers online. And they, it was all about like, we're at Coachella, showing the outfits off in Coachella, hyperposting Coachella.

And I think I really hate this person. I need to meet them. I need to unfollow them. I looked at every single post. Sometimes we've had it with, we feed the hat it. Like, we feed the rage. There's something kind of deluxe. about that you like hate watch yeah exactly i do the same thing like i'm like i hate it and then

i'm like wow i'd really like to look like her in that outfit and then i like it and comment and then i go the next one i get annoyed and then i'll do it all over again but okay what about taylor swift and her era's tour i'd say that's a big fat yes i love taylor swift i mean i think she's unbelievably talented so i mean i would go to a taylor swift concert even though there's a million people there. My girlfriend just said that she was looking at tickets for two. It was like $9,000. Like people are paying an obnoxious amount of money to go

to Taylor Swift. I just had some girlfriends that took their daughters down to the Houston show and their tickets were like $2,500 a piece, which I mean, they were good seats, but they weren't the best seats. And I just thought that's kind of eaten up with the dumb shits a little bit. But I can't say I wouldn't

do it if I had $5,000 sitting around. Right. I mean, I think pretty fun to go to one of her concerts. yeah it's full entertainment i'm neutral on the taylor swift stuff i i like her songs i'm not like a super fan of taylor swift nor am i like a super disliker of taylor swift i have spent an inordinate amount of money going to uh tennis matches like to the french open to wimbled to the u s that's your taylor swift that's right raffin adol and then there's this ladies that listen to this podcast, listen to me like you've never listened to me before. Go to your Instagram account

and type in the name Mateo Baratini. He is an Italian tennis player that is the hottest piece of ass. I have ever seen in my entire life. He is a top 10 tennis player. He's a model for Hugo Boss. You can thank me later. Go pull it up. I know. He's hot. M-A-T-C-U-M-A-T-O, Mateo Baratini. And all you can say to me, after you pull it up is Jennifer, I cannot thank you enough for bringing this precious, hot piece of action in my life. Yeah, but we're not sexualizing him at all. He's like 28.

He is quite beautiful. And yeah, yeah, thank you. So he's my favorite hot tennis player. And then another one who's hot, but who is like an incredible tennis player that I'm a huge fan of is Rafa Nadal. And so my husband and I went to Paris last year, went to the French Open. he won. Spoiler alert. It was fantastic. Larry David was also in attendance who I am I'm obsessed with him. I love that. Yes. I love him so much. Um, he's best. Do you like

pickleball? Oh, God. Oh, God. I mean, obviously you know the answer to this question. My response to this, you ask me, do you like pickleball? My response would be, is a fat dog heavy. And the answer is yes. A fat dog is very heavy. It's a fat dog heavy. I always say does a duck's boner drag in the weeds? Oh, my God, I haven't heard that. I've heard bear shit in the woods, but a duck boner in the weeds. We don't have to use that.

Yeah, you can. I love pickleball. I play every single day. Do you play every day? Every day. Immediately upon the conclusion of this podcast recording, I will drive home, immediately do a costume change, and I have a match, a pickleball match this afternoon.

and it is a very important match to me, just like tomorrow's match will be important and the day after that will be important. I am dead fucking serious about pickleball. I love this. She makes fun of me. She's jealous. She ridicules me.

I don't ridicule you. She does. She ralbys me. She makes fun of me. She makes fun of me. She makes fun of me that you talk about it. She rolls her eyes. She shames me for it.

She does. She does. So wait, you don't play pickleball and you do. No, I do not play pickleball. But Jennifer is a devout pickleballer. I felt that passion through the screen, like, yes. I love it, love it, love it. And the jealousy, you can hear, the jealousy seeps out in this relationship.

Yes, seeping out onto your podcast. I want to apologize to you, Caitlin, because we try to keep this contained over at the I've had it podcast. But her jealousy is such a beast unto itself. Here it comes, just. But there you go. It's kind of your schick, like the jealous one over the pickleball. and then it's it's just like very on brand right now all right so i've been obviously very open about my hair journey i feel like i've been on it for seven years now and for a while i felt maybe a little bit

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Right. I'm an achiever designer and I want to be the best. And so when I started pickleball, I started first with tennis. My husband's a really good tennis player and we're big tennis fans, but I started taking tennis lessons a couple years ago. Tennis is hard. I mean, it is a very difficult sport. So then some girlfriends were like, let's try pickleball.

So we tried it. And growing up, I did like tap, jazz, ballet and chewy. Yeah. So my mother's like this super open-minded, progressive person and raised me as such. But when it came to girls being in sports, she's 80 years old now. She was kind of sexist. She was kind of like, oh, girls can't play sports. You need to be in ballet.

She kind of had that older, like, boomer mindset about it. But like politically, she's a feminist. She's super progressive. And so it was this really weird thing. So I just did like girl things like ballet and cheerleading. So then I started playing pickleball. And I had no hand-eye coordination, Caitlin. Like I had to lesson after lesson after lesson with my coach, Antonio.

and now I'm like right in there. I play with a bunch of lesbians and these bitches. I'm telling you, lesbians have their shit together in their lives and on the people. They are like the best of all women. Like they are so good and they would always beat me. And now I'm getting to where I'm like either going even or I'm starting to be the lesbians. Are you the one that says you're a non-practicing lesbian?

That's her. That's me. I love that term. Wait, tell me more. I feel like people can relate to this. What makes you say that? Well, she started calling me a non-practicing lesbian years ago because I like, I love sports. I love college football.

I love University of Oklahoma football, which is where I went to school. I love women's softball. I love women's basketball. I hate to shop. She hates dating men. That was the kicker for it. All the stereotypical things that are man and a woman would be on the exact opposite. I don't want to talk about my feelings.

all of that stuff. So I've always been the non-practicing lesbian. And then our producer, Kylie, is a lesbian and she keeps telling me they're going to pull me over, like, there's still time for me. I think there's time. I think women are breaking out of the closet at all ages. And I think that the time is prime for pumps to just take those hinges, fly them right off of that closet and just come out.

Here's the deal. I cannot imagine a scenario in which my life would not be better. if I was a lesbian. Right? But I just do not. But I mean, like, I think I would have a much better life. Right. I think it would be better to have a wife than a husband.

A million percent I'd rather have a wife than a husband all day long. If I could be a lesbian, if it was just like a straight up choice, I totally would be. I would have been a long time ago. The last thing, it's called, if I'm being honest, I always have my guests confess something to me. So if you have a confession, you know, where we just lighten the load, say something, get something off our chest, something that maybe wouldn't be acceptable to other people. I know when my podcast producer was talking to, I think she mentioned the like wiping back to front, which is I can start because I was kind of inspired by the wiping moment.

And I realized when I was, I don't know how old I was when I realized this, but I was going to a dance competition. I was too old. I was probably like 17. I was going to a dance competition. and I was saying something about how I had beats the night before. And so I got scared because I said when I, you know, when I stood up and turned around to wipe and then my mom was like,

what do you mean you stood up and turned around? And I was like, well, you know how you like stand up and turn around to look while you. Oh, gosh. And she was like, nobody does that. And I thought that's just how you did it. And I guess I remembered from a young age when, you know, when you're like two and your parents had to help you, you stand up and you turn.

around. And that just stuck with me. And then I was like, I guess that's a weird thing that I did for a lot of my life. So are you feeling inspired or what? You can't twirling at the toilet since you were two. Right. I really have. What's wrong with me? Are you going first? Okay. So I don't, I would say that probably one of the more embarrassing things that I do is right at the daylight savings time where you, like where it gets dark early, I think that's fallback. And it gets dark around like 5.5.30, I absolutely love losing the hour of sunlight because I can go home and put on my pajamas at like 530, 540. And I don't feel like such a fucking loser. And the spring

food is going on right now. I'm like, oh my God, it's still light outside. Am I the biggest loser on the planet putting my PJs on? And a lot of times I'm just like, you know what? So be it. My dogs might be a little disappointed in me but we're just going to you know we're just going to power through yeah yeah i feel that that's that's a good one too i feel like everyone always like celebrates when it's the spring for it and it's lighter for longer and i grew up in alberta in canada where it would stay light until like 10 p.m and it was terrible i would freak me out so bad so weird looking at the clock last night and it was only 630 and i was like god i really want to get in bed but it's too early yeah i do that a lot but sometimes i just get into bed at 630 anyways and then i watch a show and then and then i and then

all of a sudden it's like 11. I'm like, what am I doing? What happened? Yeah. What the hell happened? Okay. So mine is probably that I love to pick my nez. It's one of my favorite things. I like to do it in the car. I like to do it all the time. I respect the hell out of that and I'll tell you why because I realized how much I also enjoy this because so I got a 74 Bronco and I have been obsessed with driving it everywhere and I forget that now people are looking at it because they're like, whoa, that's an old school.

school Bronco. And I was like, wow, you really can't pick your nose in these things anymore. Like, you can't get away of picking your nose in a Bronco because everyone's looking at your car, which means everyone's looking. And I'm like, I can't do that as much. And then I missed it. And I was like, I must really enjoy that. Well, I appreciate you both so much. I can't wait for my listeners to learn about your podcast if they haven't already. Thank you so much for having us. It's been fun. And also tell everybody where they can find you in your podcast and everything. Okay. You can find us on like TikTok, Instagram. It's at I've had it. My personal account is at Ms. Welch. And it's in my Z-Z-W-E-L-C-H. I'm at Pumps, Pumps, Pumps on Instagram. And then I've had it podcast on all the podcast platforms. Thank you so much. And you guys have a good rest of your day. Good luck at your pickleball tonight. Thank you. It's always. Thank you so much. It is. All right. Bye. Bye. Thanks so much. Bye. Bye. I'm Caitlin Bristow. Your session is now ending.

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