Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy: Who Let the Dogs Out? Ft. Bri Cook

Episode Date: May 3, 2018

Kaitlyn is joined by her BFF Bri Cook to reminisce about their big fights with each other, Bri has a major confession for a member of Kaitlyn's family, and together they ask the pivotal question, "Who Let the Dogs Out?" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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please contact Conix Ontario at 1866-531-2600 to speak to a advisor free of charge but mGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with igaming ontario we start with o tv podcast one presents off the vine grace therapy kately bristow's going to answer your questions drink to your confessions and hear what you have to say about anything bachelor let's shake it up some more here's kately so uh you guys ready to let the dogs out It's gone on How do I'm like a dog out? Who let the dogs out?

Who let your dogs out? It's gone on enough. I was like, how do I? How do I get out? You know, when you like turn it down, like you fade out? We don't have. We don't have the technology for that. I didn't think this through.

I was like, I was like, oh yeah, I'll say you guys ready to the dogs out and then play the song. And then I don't know that intro. But real question. Who let the dogs? Oh, let the dogs out. Who let those little dogs go? Goulet. If anybody out there is listening right now, do yourself a faves skis.

Big faves. Big faves. And go to YouTube. SNL doesn't have a lot of YouTube material. You know what? If you know it, you're cool. If you don't, you're not. You know what?

Sorry about your bad luck. You don't know what we're talking about. Goulet. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. So swap rolls.

Yes. Swapskis. It's the Swapskis. Welcome to Grave Therapy. I'm Bree Cook, your host. Wow. Don't turn it off because Caitlin's still here and I'm interviewing her. her today. And she's a better interviewer than me. Don't say that. Okay. Well, I was on the radio

professionally. I delete it. I was on the radio professionally for a decade. Then I had babies, went on maternity leave, and then just extended that for three and a half years. Took a knee. Took a knee. You know, in sports, when you like take a time out, you take a knee. Oh, okay. You took a knee. So I took an extended knee. You took a few knees. My knees, my kneecaps hurt a bit. Carney Jep. Kni Jep. What? Garnie Jepson. Yes, that's what I was trying to get at. I was trying to rhyme a name with knee and I'm like, knee. I am Garnie Jepson. I just pronounce the K and knee. You can need to stop. Neal Armstrong. I'm done. I'm done. Did you hear me say, you can need to stop?

No. Did you hear my voice just crack? By the way, who did let those dogs out? Who let those little dogs go? Go ahead. I like in a song where they go. Wait, what part of that? In between, like, the chorus and the first, like, the transition to the next part.

What a sick transition. That, um, Megan, Sean's sister actually interviewed them or they came in through her studio. The Baja men? They came through her, yeah, they came through her studio and, uh, wait, is she on the radio too? No, she works for a production company. And they came through and they, she was like, Baja. apparently and uh wait who let the doggies go who let those little dogs go okay but this is the longest intro ever but it's worth it for you to hear this

for you to hear this wait oh skip ahead skip see see here here come Wait for the panting Wow There's like a little drum roll in there It's like it's like almost a beat box It's like Okay Okay

So your session is starting Welcome to grape therapy Oh you know how to do it Well, I think I just reversed it. Welcome to Grape Therapy. Your session is now starting. We won't charge you for that dog stuff. Unless you want to download it on iTunes.

Oh, there we go with the wine. It's 99 cents. Worth it. It's on sale. Here we go. But can I tell you something? Twist chop is the only thing I do. Can I tell you something?

Yeah. While you pour the wine? I'll be. I pour you first because you're my guest. I'm starting with a confession and I don't mean to but I have to wait oh you don't like wine anymore no okay good my confession that's stupid let's just start with confessions because I'm about to get into it I have two cross almost F worded it it's okay you can we can bleep it out oh you almost spilled your wine oh I'm the mic I'm like what time is that five minutes

and 29 seconds bleep that out um my confession is that i spent 99 cents on who let the dogs out and my other part of the part two of the confession is that i spent 69 cents on conier's poop to de scoop song it's cheaper than who let the dogs out well that's embarrassing for conier is it or is it marketing but you bought it out of love because my son thinks that's a funny song So we listen to it to just make fun of it. We're like, oh, Kanye, he said poop in a song. Poopi de scoop. Scoop de scoop de wop.

Whop de scoop de scoop de poop. Poop de scoop de scoop de boop. Poop dee scoop dee poop poop poop poop poop. Poop poop poop poop de scoop whoop poop so we're like listening to it in front of our that song we're listening to it in front of my son and then he was like this is my jam and now all he does is ask for the poopity scoop-whoop song but let's be honest the we use kind of fire the beat is sick we use sab to say we love the song because we're like yeah we're like uh yeah that's the only reason but the beat like you said

is fire oh that's a controversial confession Flag skis. Why is Nick texting me? What, from the living room? Is he through the window again? Her husband's... Her husband's... Bree's gem of a husband.

Just... No, he wrote. Whoopi de scoop. Oh. Scoop deadi whoop. Whoop de scoop dee. Poop de scoop dee. Oh, he was correcting us on the lyrics.

Yeah, he's actually the expert when it comes to that. Okay. No, I appreciate it. Okay, so that's your confession. We're going to save my confession for later because actually it's an old confession. oh and we have to confess to somebody very important in our lives we're going to call this person during the pod and we really hope this person answers because she will oh you said it's a she I was trying to keep it I mean or he or non-gender they they and we're just going

to tell them something that's super embarrassing for me us but more are you mostly me definitely more are you and I hope that they still talk to me okay also we've got we're going to talk about our biggest fights plural

that we've ever had and they're so stoops so stoops we're going to talk about how we got past them how we make our long distance best friendship work our LDBFs work Long distance

best friendship Yeah, work. I have to sound that out. And also, we've got funny stories. Do we? Do we ever? When don't we? We always do.

Okay, but first we're going to start with, don't forget I'm the host. That's why I'm, like, taken over here. Okay, I need to take a knee. Yeah. Take a couple of knees. Cheers skis. Okay.

Cheers. You sit first because you're the guest. Okay. We're going to talk about, we're going to debut a new feature right now. and it's called what yeah just wait for it someone's queuing something up here even though i could probably just get my podcast producer to put in the sound effect but i probably could yeah no but you're an executive producer right now so i'm just going to keep talking until it's it's almost here ready and love your nails tapping on that iPhone screen very nice manicure ready the new feature is

called what's in your purse all that lead up do you know why it just got cut out oh someone's calling us oh oh cool leper sounds

am I tooting or is that a zipper or is that an impressive zipper what are you opening 7000 suitcase Now it just sounds like a chainsaw. I lost the first sound clip.

Okay. That was worth it. That was worth the weight. I still haven't taken a sip of my wine, so you take over Zipskis. Okay. So I'll, here. Oh, my gosh. Okay.

You know, here's the new feature. What's in your purse? There we go. there it is there she is a half of an anxiety pill can i have that later yes uh what else have i got we'll split it split it i've got oh i've oh what is that oh a hilton hotel card i stole that funnier things in this i have a mint i've makeup i have oh here's fun here we go here we go two broken cell phones

those are very smashly simpsons smashing pumpkins smashley simpson smashly dizzdale smashley olson you were so good you're on fire right now I'm like yeah you're like broken

home that's a band that's sad broken home look yeah I have two broken cell phones And look at that. What is that an iPhone 4? They look so puny now. Punee.

A great word. Pune skis. Bion skis. Everything is skis and my. Eyelash glue. Of course. It'd be weird if you didn't. I've got a tide pen, some tampons.

Don't mix those. That would really burn the old badge skis. Some scratched up movement. Sundays? Those look like movie star. Some purple stuff and some Sunny D. I want that Sunday D. I want that purple stuff.

Remember that commercial where the kids open up the, yeah, we got some purple stuff. Some apple juice, some purple stuff. And then the kids zoom on Sunny D. Why am I still keeping this? Because only cool moms have that. Okay. What's in your bag?

Should we go to my bag? Shrip. you know what we don't know where the non-smash phone is so we don't have that it's going to be a lot different than mine isn't it oh oh nice so i don't have a purse because i have two kids and i don't have a diaper bag i swapped it for a rehearsal backpack because i had a diaper bag i had a diaper bag with my first son trendy and it was always hurting my shoulders backpack support all the way hurts on both shoulders Yes, but it's better than just one. It's called balance. It's called I am a selfless mom. So here's just a makeup bag. Like, who cares?

Okay. Can't make a bag, though. My son's fruit box. How old is the fruit in his fruit box? Just cut it this morning. So it's fine. It's fine. I'll throw it out tonight.

Okay. Because he don't like fruit. Or vegetables. Vegetables and fruits are in there. He seems to like anything. You're talking about. Vince. The baby.

The biping. Okay, so the three-year-old just, you saw him all the he ate bread. Just bread? He really likes carbs. He's a very carbly, relatable. Blaine him. Blaine him? David Blaine him.

Blame him. Here's a pad to change the. Blaine Wade. The Belaide. Baleen Wade. Not Blaine Wade. Here's the pad to change the baby's diaper on. Yeah.

Doesn't look washed. I'm going to drop it. Okay. A little poop-a-scoop-ty-poop-dy-scoop on there. There's a little baby shoe. Just one shoe. There's the other. Oh, there it is.

Here's some. Poop-wipes. Poop-to-scoop-to-wipes. Poop-to-scoop-to-scoop wipes. Poop-to-scoop-w wipes. Diper. Clean. Oh.

I wouldn't carry your dirty dipes. Really? I wouldn't put it past you. Yeah, you know what? Crackers. I knew it was a lie when it came out of my mouth. Rice crackers? Change of clothes for both kids.

Because you just never know. Wow, in a Ziploc. Yeah, because, oh, uh, yeah. That's, that's, Starbucks napkin. A bib. I was looking for that, actually. Found it. There's my wallet at the bottom.

Oh. This is an okay wallet. It's a great wallet. Um, some antibacterial wipes because you just never know when something's going to be, um, dirty. Yet I never used them. I'm like, oh, whatever. I don't actually use a wet one right now. Okay, go ahead.

Another change to clothes for the other kit. Do I know if it's the right size? No, nope, don't. Do you care? Nope, nope. Is there, is for not a dog for my babies? It looks like a doggy bag, but it's like, you just never know if they're going to have a stinker, you know,

and you just don't want to put a stinky, I put the diaper in this bag as an emergency to not, stink up someone's bathroom. Because I'm thoughtful. Your mom goes. But also, also, if they pee their pants or something, you stick it in that bag and take it home instead of having to put a wet bag. You know what?

I have two kids, so I learned with the first. Wow. Oh, I just put that back in there. Okay. I just keep wondering if there's an end. A little granola ball. Can I have that? I'm kind of hungry.

Those are actually really good. But I don't think you should eat on this podcast. I would never eat on this podcast. And then I've got other pockets. I've got a, um, I've got a, um, Hot Wheels car, a hairlastic, a viscough. Oh, I love those. I love those cookies.

Also, we'll not eat that. Oh, more hot wheels. Okay, you know what, we get it. Keys, we get it. Wait. There's eight pockets. We only have 10 more minutes. Retainer case.

Oh, Invisal. Nice, nice. And a lot of Advil Tums. Tylenol. Okay. So I guess... This is very practical. What we discovered today is that I would not survive the...

Apocalypse. And you would. And that was a pretty boring feature. Well, not if you're a mom out there. Factual. I went to a winery with my girlfriend last summer and we did a little Snapchat of what's in our purse and it was highly entertaining. I remember watching that. Oh.

Before I quit Snapchat. Mm. Mm. Touchy subject. Spencer Pratt just quit Snapchat. No, he didn't. Yes. And it's his life.

Why did he do that? I'll tell you why. He's taking over his life? Because Snapchat keeps switching their formats. I know they are screwing it up. And he went from like getting like that big's an amount of views to like ridiculous views like six figs. Oh, he's having over him. Oh, okay, he's got more.

To then they switched it again so that maybe sometimes he did. sometimes he didn't depend on the feature of the day. I don't like the whole algorithm thing. I don't like it. Don't tell me what I want to see. I know what I want to see. Like when I log in to my social media, I want to see my favorite people first.

Not somebody that I've never liked their photo. I don't get it. Never comment. And you're at the top. I think Spencer's trying to prove a point. He's like, you know, I think he's like,

hey, Snapchat. You know what? He did get them to change some things. He rocks their merch all the time. Like he's like. Yeah. snap he got snap chatter of the year award at the short awards like three two weeks ago okay and they're going to have to so i think he's just trying to you know okay so let's move on to

q and a okay so we put it out on the twitskies twatland twat what twat a lot twat what are you talking about um um twat twit twatter who's the guy from the office Duane Dwight Dwight Not really sure I was going with that one

Twight Dwight Okay Let's open up the Twight Yeah What's going on in Twatterland Why did Nick text me again What's in that big ass purse girl

What you've got in the bug What in the world is in that bag? what you got in the bag. It's just such a secret to men. No, they should all. Let it be. Let it be. Let it be.

Let it be. Let it breathe. Nice. Whisper words of bristoms. Okay. I'm looking for you. Gettling breast finger. which is what I've always

opposite of toe okay so here we go okay oh switch rolls let pre-host she's hilarious Nicole Jalang that is what we did we took your idea and we ran with it

thank you for that what up Nick Tee okay so Sophie Burgess 16 because she's 16 through 15 we're taken probably oh no she's not 16 I didn't mean like comma 16

I meant like her name that's like like preparation A through G was a failure. Preparation H does feel good. Does feel good. On the whole. If you don't get that, RIP mini-me.

Read a book. Watch a movie. Watch a movie. Hey, there you are. Do I know you? No, watch a movie. But there you are. Do you know what I just did?

Let it bomb. Your voicemail from 2001. I'm Caitlin. on my cell phone can't take your call so leave me alone uh uh oh leave a message to do do to let a ball i'm katelyn i'm my cellar the phone we that was when we recorded that voicemail message for you we had to get the cd player yeah to play it properly yeah holding up your flip phone and then recording it perfectly and then people would call you and it go I'm Caitlin, I'm Caitlin on my cellar the phone.

Can't take a message, so leave me alone. Oh, uh, uh, um, leave a message. I f***ed it out. It's okay. That's okay. It was pretty bang on. It's pretty bang on for 15 years ago. I remember that.

And then I got, um, people loved it, by the way. They were like, oh, I love calling you. But then I got into a dance thing, two different dancings, and the lady that ran, it was like, you need to change your voicemail. And I was like, and said it needed to be more professional. And I was like, let a bump. Don't tell me that. I was like, cool.

I quit your dance group. Okay. Sophie Burgess, 16. Right, back to her. What about the hard moments? Being friends for so long, you must have had some fights or tougher times. How did you get through them? especially since we started the friendship at like age of seven so we went through like some really

funny fights being like you're stealing my best friend okay our first fight was like hey oh my best friend to like me most not you yeah okay so that's just like stoop okay I do remember one thing that's funny that just triggered a memory okay oh where me you and lindsay took a dance class together we were in skating outfits where we what we so we used to go oh we had to go across Just for fun in Ladook. Yeah. And we... How old were we like...

I think I was in grade four or three and you were in grade five or four. Side note in America they say fourth grade. Nobody says grade four. Okay. Well, it's the same. I know. But everyone calls me out. I'm just putting it out there.

So grade four. You know what? America, you don't always do things right. Side note. Ew. We do things differently across the world. Okay. Up here in Canada.

so we were we used to switch whose house we would get ready yet remember it would either be your house my house or lindsay's house what you don't remember this no and we would go after school and then we'd have to put on our body suit and tights and then you're gonna die when i tell you this i don't remember you told lindsay and i or me lindsay and me you told lindsay me you told lindsay me you told me Lindsay made, that we should wear our tights over our bodies out. Wait, and I wasn't. No, you did. No, you did too.

Oh, I was like, was this malicious or? Oh, what a trendsetter. I was like, well, if Caitlin's doing it, I have to. And we, the three of us, not all close, just you and me fighting for, Lindsay's friendship would show up to this class of all these girls and your mom was a dance teacher

My mom was probably humiliated. She was like the dance queen of Ladoek and for some reason you told us for a doit's of all the potter suit. Yeah, because it probably looked super toyed. And we did. Well, there's like the whole crotchal region

that you know when you wear the tights and it's got like. Some would say I'm a trendsetter. The crotchal region? Yeah, crotchal region. I don't you're talking about like the little lining pad. Yeah. We pour that in the outside.

Yeah. Why? Why don't I remember that as the real person? And then Lindsay broke her arm. Yeah, I remember that. And then she stopped coming to class. And then you and I would be like, go across the floor and we'd look at each other. We'd be like, well, I guess we'll go together.

I do remember that. And then that was kind of like the start. Start of something special. It only took 10 more years. Wait, grade four. No, it took like five more years. Yeah. So then, okay, fast forward to high school,

we become bestitos. Yeah, BFF skis. And then, which we talked about, I think on the last podcast. And then. That was like a year ago. That was when I first started the pod. So people,

Oh my God. People don't forget. I just had Vint. People don't forget. Oh, there's a year. I'm like, where did it go? Panic City. Oh, cool laugh.

And then, so we've become best friends at age like 15 and 16. And then we have our first fight when I'm 16 and you're 17. So when I was in grade 11 and you were in grade 12, we took cosmetology class together. Miss Picota. Miss Picota and Miss Witten. Shout out. Shout out. Not to Miss Piccota.

I'm sorry, but she doesn't listen to the pod. Shout out to Mrs. Witten and Witten because she was sweet. Ms. Bacotta was a raging biotch. She was quite scary. She sent me home one time because... Because your midriff showed? Yes. Yeah, you lifted your arm and your belly showed of tiny skis.

Wait, have we talked about this? Well, it happened to all of us. She would make us put on the cloak of shame. The, um, uh, because we're in a car, we're in a hairdressing, yeah, simulation. where we would cut people's hair for $5. It's not that big of a word. It's not that big of a word. Well, same, you, they show.

Four sylbs. That's big. Okay. We're in a hairdressing scenario. Oh, four syllables again. That's okay. I know that one. Okay.

So we'd have to wear a hairdressing cloak. If we would reach up to reach something and then a centimeter. Do you Americans know what a centimeter is? Okay. So like a quarter of an inch of your belly shows. She'd go cloak. Yeah. Of shame.

The cloak of shame. Yeah. Anyway. I actually lived across the street from the high school, so she sent me home. Yeah. She's like, go change. And in our day, 2002, 2002, 2001, 2003, like that era, you didn't have long shirts. Long shirts were not happening.

It was flared jeans and short shirts, but not crops, but just like very short. Yeah. Low-rise jeans, short. shirts and of course we lift our arm up and our tum-tum skis would show we were in shape then sue us okay um enough about miss anyways where was it going oh so okay we got in a fight you were in grade 12 that was in grade 11 okay and we were in cosmetology class together because grade 1011 12 would take class together and so we were at our hairdressing stations probably doing manic mannequin firms okay as we did that was pretty huge all that

the time because i didn't give her i made clients did anyone yeah some people i had one regular she was awesome oh you know like gave her a little perm and r p mrs wilson no yeah she was awesome oh she was like 90 when i was oh my god 16 so okay so uh as you do in a hair salon you gossip yeah okay especially in high school i was dating someone okay we can't say his name no let's make up an alien name. Wait. Well, that's something dangerously close to his name.

Alias. Mouth it to me. Oh. Oh. I still don't remember why we fought over this, but I know. I know exactly why. Obviously, I remember him. It was something to, it was a big deal in my life.

Okay, let's call him. I was going to say something so obvious. You're going to say, let's call him. Ainsley. Michelle. Okay. That's not. obvious shit.

To him it would be. County of Ladook. Okay. I need to sip skis of wine to get through this story. Oh, is it that? Why don't I remember this? I mean, I kind of do. And now that you're bringing up cosmetology.

What? Daly. Okay. So we're in cosmetology. I was talking to Angie and Lindsay and you. Yeah. About dating this guy, Ainsley. Yeah.

Ainsley, Michelle. Yeah. Okay. It's all coming back to me. And I said, the only thing that weirds me out about dating Ainsley. That wasn't even a name back then. Okay. Whatever.

Is that I have an uncle Ainsley. And I said, it's just weird saying Ainsley when I'm talking to my boyfriend because I sometimes think of my uncle Ainsley. And I told on you? So then he calls me. So he gets invited. He gets invited. He's a grade older than me. So he's in grade 12 and I'm in grade 11,

which made me pretty cool. Yeah. For the couple months, I'm talking about. Dating an older guy. Yeah. So then he went to. Shout out Ryan Butter.

He went. I mean, Rylund Butsky's. I mean, but. Reiland Go on Ryland

Margarine Margarine Okay So Engley Michelle Got invited To a grade 12 Only party

At I remember Wait Wait Don't tell me Don't tell me Don't look at me in the eyes Right now

It was Freckles McGee You mean Grimwald Galita These are dangerously close name I know I'm talking about it was a

girl's party Oh like a girl's house So she had a party It was grade 12 only so obviously I wasn't invited You were invited because you were a grade older than me And then Which says a lot about

I almost said his name I went Which says a lot about How much I really must have liked you and Lindsay Well I get it Doce jar Doose jar

Is that a thing now? Yeah I have to put a dollar in Okay Go on A uni Or a dollar bill Oh Nick took the Toonies

A dollar bill Okay Okay so let's just This has been such a buildup To our first fight People are like I'm not even listening anymore Yeah they're like

Boy Okay So Ainsley Ainsley Ainsley Michelle asked me to pick him up for the party and like a dumb great 11 girl waiting for her boyfriend to call

at a party I wasn't invited to he was like I'll be right there you're like I'm already here I'm out front I'll be right there and then he in the car he's like super drunk laugh kind of laughing at me for picking him up because like

what a loser that kind of still hurts yeah yeah that touched something in me right now Okay, so he, I'd go to drop him off at his house and he's like, I want to break up. And I'm like, why? He got you to pick him up and drive him home to break up with you? Oh, he did worse than that.

Okay. But that was part of it. Okay. Okay. So I'm like, why? What did I do? He goes, well, someone told me something you said about me. And I was like, I.

No, no, no, don't be defensive yet. No, I was going to say, I actually think I remember. remember this. Kate, wait, because I confronted you later. Okay. So I was like, what? And he goes, someone told me you don't like my name. I'm like, that is the stupidest thing.

I never said I don't like your name. I just said, my uncle has the same name as you. And it's just weird saying it doesn't mean I don't like your name. I mean, I would break up with someone. Hold on. Just kidding. Hold on. Go on.

And then I was like, this is an excuse. like that's for sure not the reason but he just used that against me someone at this party just told me and i knew it was a grade 12 only party so it couldn't have been angie or lindsay because we're all in grade 11 and you were the only one in grade 12 so i went to cosmetologize the next day remember louis you were sitting at the dryers my gosh this is so weird and i walked every i'm like and you talk to you and you're like you were kind of like scared because i came I don't like aggressive.

Yeah, you hate it. And I was like... And because I don't think I really did anything wrong. Okay. Did you tell him now? Wait,

we haven't worked through it. I went up to you and I went, I know what you did and you went, huh? And I was like, you told him that I don't like his name and he broke up with me. But I did, I placed the blame on you.

I've never thought of the since. That's not the reason how he broke up with me. But he used that as an excuse. Now is 31 almost. 32 year old woman I know this but back in when I was 16 I was yeah it's your fault yeah do you forgive me uh no I still think about it every day I can't believe you did this to me what's obviously I forgive you but so funny because I actually even like I I didn't remember till the second you just said and then I the dryers yeah the dryers I came but you with the dryer and

you were like shaking it's all coming back it's all coming back to me now there were moments so cold and there was moments of heat because the dryers okay so do you remember me confronting you i'm sorry i told him that you didn't like his name but did you say it like do you think i remember she doesn't like you're not do you think i remember did you just tell the story and he's like i'm going to run with this do you really think i remember no i don't even remember this fight let alone telling him what how i delivered it we didn't talk for two months you and me wow how did we andy lindsay and i all ignored you like the girls took my side and we iced you for that's some mean that's so mean because i really don't think i would have done it maliciously

no but at the time it was like my heart yeah she did this it's her fault and i was probably like and then in the summer you got some cool braids Oh, my dreads. Yeah. Oh, and you like today? Yeah, you got extensions. They were down your butt and I was like, hmm, it's kind of cool. Yeah.

And then I decided to get the Christina Aguilera where it was like dark underneath, blonde on top. And then we kind of looked at each other like, we both were influenced by ex-Tina. And we kind of looked at each other and we're like, hey. We back? We back. And then we were like, no, we went out too. So we were like, that's stupid. I love you.

And we just got over it. I remember you doing your splits in a dance class, and I remember looking at your long, luscious, beautiful hair with blonde chunks. Chunks were in. And I remember looking at like Karen Ranny and being like, her hair looks good, doesn't it? And she was like, it does.

And I was like, mm. And then we were back. We were back. Because we just had that bond. That's like on the hangover. Which is your new favorite old movie. Me favorite old movie when they're like driving in Vegas. Yeah.

And, and, uh, Brad, what's his name? Brad, um, Lee Cooper. Bradley Cooper goes, we are back. Oh, or is it, Alan? We are back. We are. I feel like that's Jersey Shore. No.

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And also remember to rate and review. This is Off the Vine, Grape Therapy. And that was... Okay, so there we go. That's our first fight. Wait, but we had a second fight. Can we talk about the second fight?

Of course. Second fight was so stoop. Oh, boy. Well, so is the second. First. Probably worse than the first. And again, it was my fault. What?

But we haven't had a fight since. Okay. What was it? No, we've only had two big, big fights in. Where we stopped talking for like months. And that's a long. So the second fight, we were both living in Vancouver. Oh.

I was just turning, was I turning 20 or 21? No, 21. Yeah? So, big year, not in Canada, but I was like, oh, I'm illegal in the States. That'd be illegal for three years of Canada, but whatever. Wait, let me just do this first and then. What's going on? I'm just turned around, guys.

We are back, baby. We are fucking back. We are back. Classic. We are back. We are back. We are back. Getting Doug Baugh.

Oh. Bad, I don't know that. And you mean Nick are the three best friends. Okay. There it is. Okay. So, I was turning 21. Yeah.

You came over to my house. And my apartment. I got a fancy dress. And I went to my place of work, which was a stupid Irish pub. Sky bar. Turned into Skybar at nighttime. No, Skybar turned. It used to be Skybar.

And then it was Kaylee's Irish. Irish pub. Okay. So I worked there. I had a pretty terrible boyfriend. shitty boyfriend. Yeah, pretty shit. Pretty terrible.

And he made me feel terrible a lot. Mm-hmm. Okay. So I remember. Oh, we know. Yeah. Find me in the club. We know.

His name was, just kidding. His name was. His address is. His handle is. His name was. Twad, Adam. Monk. That's the wine.

His name was L-G computer screen. His name was Brick War. Are you just looking at things in the room? And saying them out loud. Anyway, okay, so I was already feeling insecure. And we went to this bar that I worked at, which is stupid. I remember this. Yeah, I can't even look at you.

I'm ashamed. I can't believe you're going to save this. Well, someone asked about our fights. Yeah. I know. I love that you do. So I want your 21-year-old listeners to hear the dumb fights and know that how stupid they are. Yeah, I agree.

So we're, you're telling this? He yelled at me. Yeah. I don't even know what, something. I was always in trouble. Yeah, I was always in trouble. Okay. So he yelled at me and then I went into the bathroom with you to,

cry and i was complaining to you and you were so over hearing me complain about this person you're like here we go again and i put on lipstick you looked in the mirror and you put on lipstick and i went what are you trying to look hotter than me right now actually actually you said are you trying to look hotter than me on my birthday oh yes oh my god and i walked out you were like oh brie you fucking shut up and you just left and I was like you bitch I did I was like I'm out of here I know that actually still stings because it but it does it does because because that was a stupid thing for me to say but how great of a human are you for admitting that but I needed you to be like brie you're just saying that because you're lashing out at me but do 21 year old say that

oh god no we don't know I didn't even know you were lashing out at me. No, I was, in my head, I was like, this is the worst part. Uh-oh, what? And then you walked out and then I was like, I have no one. And then I latched on to that guy. Yeah. Thinking he was the only, he wanted alien.

How long do we not talk for that? That was a long one. That was a long one. That was like four or five months. Yeah. Oh, that's sad. And then I moved to Colona for my radio job and I was just so lonely at first. And then I was like, I really miss her.

I miss my best friend. Oh my gosh. I remember this. And then I went back to LaDucke. And we talked about Beyonce and you played us a Beyonce song for me on the radio. Is that how I? No, I went to La Duke. And I went to your mom's house because you were like, hey, you're in the Duke.

And I think you might have reached out to me. And I was like, thank God you reached out to me because I don't know if we would still be friends. Because I'm so stubborn. And I remember that. I remember that night being like, I'm so glad you called me. I cannot imagine not being best friends with you. I know. I remember being in my apartment somewhere in Vancouver and I remember talking to you

and I remember you saying, I'll play you a song. No, it was like a friendship song like Beyonce. Irreplaceable? No, but that's like, yeah, no, no, no. Okay. And it didn't go on that long because I know what year that was. Anyways, it was something where you and you gave me a couple shoutouts on the radio where I was like, she loves me.

Oh, okay. So maybe we were like Facebook chatted. Yeah. And then had a couple of moments. And then you were in LaDuke at the same time as me. And then you said, come over to my mom's house. Yeah. And then we just fell right back in love.

So I think the message we're trying to deliver is, Don't be stupid. You guys are just dumb in your young 20s. Yeah, you're dumb. Because really have we ever had a fight that ever? No. Not since then. We were inseparable from that moment. We've had two big fights.

And they were. wait how old are we 32 and 33 almost and they were at age 16 and 21 and that was it and they were the stupidest fights the stupidest

so stooped and then I came into the world of social media and Nashville and people and then I'm like oh I've lost like eight friendships since then because I'm like wait yeah but those are

those friendships are different I think what we've learned is quality over quantity at the older we get because I've let some friendships go that I regret in my life and I've also let some friendships go that I'm like thank goodness that's done no that's a great point I think um your quality of life has a lot to do with who you surround yourself with yeah honestly you and my husband nick and my kids are the most important people in my life like you know this already yeah I just say I always say I just said when we cheered off mic I said

you guys are both my best friends like my husband and you are my best friends like my husband and you are my best friends. I can't live without either one of you, I mean. And vice versa. Yeah, I know. Versa vice. If you didn't say that, though, I'd be a little upset scape. Okay.

But we literally talk every day. I know. Okay. So, uh, okay. Shawna or Sophie had multiple points of a question, but I think we really went off on her question. So let's go on. Okay.

How to cure a wine hangover from drinking four bottles to yourself in one day? night um listen i'm 31 in my hangovers just get worse my kids wake up earlier and earlier i have no advice my advice is take two adville before you go to sleep drink lots of water when you wake up drink a green tea and two more adville and then have a greasy high risk high reward breakfast if you can sleep in that's just the best thing yeah and four bottles i would die yeah by the way who are you how are you alive who are you and how do we hang out of you okay how do you keep long distance bff relationships going. I recently moved to Mexico my breasty.

Gara. That was a presty. That was a typo. It's back in Indiana. Oh, that's far. We miss each other like crazy. Okay.

So what we do is we use this app called Marco Polo every day. We video chat every day. Like I can't wait to get in the car on my way to go to a workout and be like, I'm to Marko Polo break and be like, hey, I'm just, good morning. So when you've been staying here the last couple nights, I'm like, I'm like, oh, I miss Marco Polowing. Okay, I'm not going to lie when after lunch today and the boys went down for quiet time. You wanted to Marco Polo me?

Yeah, I was downstairs in my guest room. I thought about it too. I was like, I want a Markopolo room, but I'm too tired. I don't sleep. Because it's so nice that we can just actually hang on and talk. But like when you were in a different room than me, I wanted to Markopolo you. We use this app a rude amount of time a day. Mm-hmm.

It's aggressive. uh sometimes my kids have to tell me are you talking no no anyone i talked to on marco poled like are you talking to and katie or we talk so much and then Seb always has to press the stop button but he also tells me when it's enough he'll be like i don't want you to be on the phone anymore and you go okay yeah and then i say i'm done yeah yeah then you're done oh people are going to think i'm a bad mom for that are you kidding me this is called the way of the world social media and i need my mom time i mean my my best adult time yeah so i'm with my kids literally 24 hours a day yeah okay uh oh biggest fight you ever have we already did that

mm-hmm you're doing a great job hosting by the fights oh yeah i know but that's all we've got how do you maintain your friendship we did that oh bar escapit more stories of your bar escapades would be amazing wait we did have a story Okay, this is our last one. Okay, we're already at 50 minutes, 5-0. Cool 30-minute podcast. Yeah. Claire Oss.

Minisodes slash not. Okay. Bar escapades. So we were just, we went out for dinner tonight. I just moved to Calgary. Mm-hmm. Alberta. We went out to this.

Canada. We went out to this. Canada. Mexican restaurant for dinner tonight. And then on the way home, little John, yeah, came on the radio. Yeah. And flashback started having. Is it Usher?

Yeah. I think it's Usher Yeah featuring Little John and someone else. It's, um, oh my God. Little John, Usher and somebody else. Okay. You look it up. Like double D's. That's Lil John.

Okay, first of all, I had a flashback so hard in the car. You're sitting in the back between my two sons in their car seats. You have to like squeeze into the middle seat. And I'm having this flashback of us when we're 18. Oh, yeah, Luda. Oh, he's the one who does double D's. Doi. Yeah, doi.

Doi. Doi. Like double D's Luda. Okay, so I had this flashback of you. In the club, we had the worst style. Best at the time. At the time, it was the best. I was like, oh, great outfit.

Great capri pants. Great tube top. Great matching tube top skirt. match the earrings with wrap around heels that go up to your knee yes match the earrings to the belt frosty pink lip gloss and eye shadow are no it wasn't even pink it was frosty white like we call it powder doughnuts lip gloss okay it was from shoppers drug mart it went wild wet and wild the whitest frostiest color Okay, that will come back around, though. Like, Kylie Jenner one day is going to wear that and then everyone's going to do it.

It's going to be in her new lip kit. I didn't think. And it's going to be going to be called white powdered donut. We're going to be like, you bitch, you do this and off the line. I didn't. I didn't think little sunglasses would come back and they did. No, they're still not in. They're not, but Courtney Kardashian.

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overnight and then what else what else is in that song double d's and then you would do like ludicris filling cups like double ds you tap your you tap your little a's and then you would like go out with your hands like job geez and you sold it yeah what else is in that song um oh uh birthday suit oh touch your toes oh yeah you would bend over to the front touch your toes but you'd like wiggle and touch your toes and then snap back oh the bend and snap

and then uh what did i just say oh by the way you're doing all of these oh yeah i'm signing up birthday suit you You would, like, you would, like, go from the bottom and pretend to, like, rip off all your clothes. What? Birthday suit. And then when you go, at the end, you go, a freak in the bed, you would whip your head around. Freak in the bed. And then you just go right back and just, yeah, yeah.

And I was always like, oh, my gosh, she's such a good dancer. I mean, I'm not going to like, when you were reenacting it, I was like, man, I was confident. I can't be around her. I was confident. And then a couple years, like, confidence. We need a refill. A brifil, if you will. A brifil, if you will.

Anyways. You are a terrible guest. Just a terrible host. No. I'm an okay host. Oh, I thought you were being facetious when you said terrible guest. Well, sweet for us. Oh, no that word.

Really? My mom says that too. It means sarcastic. I know, but I was like, can you just say, sarcastic? Nope, because I sound smarter. Or she goes, I'm just Josh and you? I'm like, who's Josh? I'm just, no, I'm

trying to think. Um, what's the guy's name that I used to love on TV, movies? Josh, you know, heartenet. Just Josh heartened it. Oh my God. That's what my husband looks like. People would tell him, you look like Josh Hardin. That's a celebrity. That's a celebrity. That's why I'm so wildly attracted to your husband. I'm just kidding. I remember when Pearl Harbor came

my cousin saw it before me and she goes so it was ben affleck and josh hartnett and kate um bought um hot kate what's her name beck and sale back yard back okay so she goes she goes i saw pearl harbor i'm not going to tell you who dies but it's the hot one between josh hartnett and ben aflick i'm like you idiot now i know josh hartnett died really sorry for anyone out there who has not yet watched Pearl Harbor. From 2000, on. Okay.

So we're done with Liljohn. Okay. No, wait. I was going to say a couple years later when drop it like it's hot. Oh, when the pimp's in the crib, drop it like a top.

That was also when I like didn't want to be on the dance floor with you. I'm like, uh-oh. Drop it. Oh, because you would just kill it on the D.F with drop it like it's hot. Yeah. And,

uh, yeah. And, Move your body go Make the body Move your body go Make the fellas go Oh

Those are our club songs Between the Years of 2003 to 2006 Okay So move your body One more story I want to talk Can I tell one more? Is it going on too long?

You know what? Minisode people If my bum Minnie so my PIN minisone my vulva minisote minisote nope

bit skis minisone my uvula minisote my clitoris my clitoris okay Now I'm embarrassed.

We all have one. I mean, I'm bigger than us. 50% of us have one. We should all know where our clitoris is. Okay, moving along. Caitlin and I touched on something on our first podcast where I think we talked about sleeping in your car. Oh, yeah.

So sometimes we were really good at. getting rides home and other times we weren't so this is last time we talked about when we weren't good at getting a ride home and we were sleeping your car sometimes we're really good at just calling people to pick us up like people that are friends people always want to because they loved we were great I mean they loved you they were like can I got with her and I was like no I'm too drunk no you can drop me oh no I'm really British I went like this sometimes i think about doing cocaine and then i'm like i better not better not sometimes i want to do heroin and i'm like uh better not better not better not uh we're bad

okay so uh we invited this guy to the club to pick us up the club just to drop us up and he drop a minivan but he was only 18 or 19 years old Did not have a family No Oh well said He picked us up in his minivan And he had the kind of minivan where he took the seats out of the back So basically

And it should have said free candy on the outside But it was the kind that had windows Yeah It had windows too Okay so he had a front seat But we were both like No If my bestie can't sit in a seat

Neither will I And we would lay in each other's arms my cuttle in the back in our small noodley arms we hold each other in the bag so we're like not only to we convince us

guy to pick us up from the club the club we convince him to go to the McDonald's drive through and get the McKately and the McBree two no okay yeah yes we would

get them to get us macaulins and mcbris but the worst part comes next wait can we tell people that macatlin the macabria's yeah i'll be two no say it's say no people know we know two double cheeseburger meals with fries inside of mcichick yeah no not mcchicken oh cheeseburger with mick chicken sauce and sweet and sour sauce and you put the fries

on on top of the baggie inside the burger and then dipskies it in the sweet and sowskies yes okay yes that's in a nutshell in a burger bun that's what it is

you're welcome you're welcome people are going to be like we just got so progressively drunk through the podcast we'd be like no pickles no onions wait I know okay wait don't even

you can just you know what I'm thinking through my eye contact right now on three one two three you smell like oh you smell like onions I didn't know but I know I know I know no you do okay so this guy goes to drive through with us we called them fwf nobody's good yeah we're not gonna tell you what it stood for because it's mean but we're calling him fwf because that's his name

yep okay so he pay he pays for the McDonald's and only does he pick us up he puts us on the backseat like he's a taxi driver and pay for me don't the backer No, seat. No, and drove us from Edmonton to Ladoop, which is like half an hour drive. Okay, here's where it's good. Oh, well, that's not it. Oh, God. He also orders.

And fish fillet. No. No. No. What I'm scared. It's just rude. What? So he gets the bag and.

tosses it to the back so that we can go through it and get our stuff. What? And he's driving out of the drive-thru. And he ordered two-buttickets. And he had to do but tickets. And we know it's his. And we look at each other. We go, let's eat it.

And we eat. Ah, I remember that. We eat his McDonald's first before our meals, before our McGaelan's and McBreeze. We eat it. And we like to stuff it down. And then he's. just pulling out of the drive-thru and he's like okay where's my where's my mcchiggins and we're like what what chickens you ordered mcchickens and he was like yeah and we're like they didn't put it in

the bag oh my god they forgot it and then he's like oh no he's like I paid for that and we're like they didn't put it in there screw you FWF we're like but we really need to get you know what we really said Who let the dogs out? You know what I really like about that song? Oh. The intro is when it goes, it's like the timing's really good. Who let the dogs out?

Who? And then they do a little like half break, like a stall. Who let the dogs out? Who? Who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out? Oh, yeah. It's good.

It's good. But what is mong round? Oh, like dog What's a mongrel Bada to get Bada da da da da da n mongrel Shana ball Somigosalin

What else you got in your notes? Anyway, so FWF We're sorry we owe you too McChickey. We definitely We should actually find out Where he is today

And send him a McDonald's gift card Yeah, we probably should be it won't because i don't even know his name okay so that we have one more thing what that we teased up pretty hard at the beginning we have to get through it's probably all people are tuning in for the confession he's on my confession that was a soundtrack to my 2004 you got me that CD for my birthday probably and did burn it for you no it was the actual in the case usher city i burnt that out in my 1997 cavalier

let's call her with ice cube um okay what was our confession I thought my confession my confession was yeah you're supposed to the dogs that what's my confession my confession is also that can you just what are you doing with your boob skis oh it's my andy's I am wearing that right up to your boob because I am wearing

underwear that are hanging on by a thread okay these are my I'm away from Sean and I'm on my period panties. Oh, well, that's pretty high up there. I haven't had a period since August 2016. This is what I'm working with. That's like on stepbrothers when he comes up to the, Derek comes up to the tree house and he pulls up his shirt and he goes,

I haven't had a carb since 2004. This is what I'm working with yet. It's a like greasy six-back. I'm a tragic to that guy. Derek? Adam Scott. Oh, wow. I'm Derek.

Not in that movie. I can sing hi like there. But he's also in, he's also in, oh, you're still going. He's also big little lies. Oh, yeah. And the office, not the office, parks and rack. Yeah, parks and rack. And he's hot.

Okay, let's call her. Oh, my gosh. She got her answer. She will. My. Oh, you almost touch. I mean, at this point, let's just say it. It's your mom.

It's my mom. We've got to call her to confess. Okay. This is the biggest confession. She's going to die. by the way, do we tell her we're on the podcast or do we just say we're together? Let's just say we're together

because I want her genuine reaction. She's already watched my Instagram stories eight times. She knows we're podcasting. We can say it's done. So we just have to confess something. The podcast's over. Hi. Oh, she knows because we've got headphones on.

Are you podcasting? No. Yeah, oopsies. We didn't think that through. you two little goofballs were you going to try and trick me into saying something no we have nothing to tell you actually we have a confession for you oh no yeah let give me the phone yeah lester yes pre put her put it up to the mic okay lester yes brie so okay you're really close to my face don't look at my adult acne

a break out. It's fine. As long as it's not a breakdown, but we're here for you. Oh, gosh, no, but I'm worried about you actually. Because it's my hair? No, we're worried about 10 years ago, you. We're like 15. Okay, so this is my confession.

So one day, Katie and I talked about this on our last, no, our first podcast together. we came home we didn't know how we got home side note and we're sleeping on your blue couch in the living room in the little Duke condo yeah and the water was running in the bathroom when we woke up in the morning

and when we woke up in the morning we didn't know how the water was on mom was house sitting a place in Vancouver we got very drunk and we woke up in the morning with um with um the water running and we didn't know what happened so i wasn't home no no you weren't home but then you came home but we slept on this tiny couch together like feet to feet okay so we slept on the couch together feet to feet and in the morning we woke up and the water was running the water was running okay and then we realized that maybe my lower half was a little wet Maybe

Maybe Brie had a little accident Maybe I had a little... Oh, okay, wait, it gets worse On the little piece skis on the couch skis Yep, a little bit And I knew it was me because I was very wet And Katie was just like tiny bit wet

And the water was running So that went in my dream Okay, but here's the story Here's the thing I lost. The water was running, so that's what made you go to the bathroom. Well, we're thinking that's drunk. And we're thinking that's what happened.

Like the water was running. We didn't think we peed our pants. I was wet. So anyways, you came home and you were laying on the couch. Bree and I were out. We came home and we walked in the front door and you were laying on the couch. And we walked in and you must have been cooking something. And we said, it smells in here.

And you said, yeah. like pee, right? No. Yes. Your head was laying right there on the pee. I was right there with a pee. Yeah. Like in the pee and you, and we walked in smelling like food and said it smells funny in here.

And you sat up and said, yeah, like pee, right? And then we were like, oh my God. No. And we're like, no, no, no, I'm like, no, I like pee at all. No, no, that didn't happen. I had no clue. Well, duh, that's why we're telling you now. That's why we told you 15 years later.

Did you guys at least turn the cushion over or something? I don't, I think honestly, Lester, I can't promise you anything. I might have fabrized it. We might have, like, put a paper towel and tried to soak it up, but I don't know what exactly we did. Yeah. But I do know that I definitely peed on you. do know that we're sorry but you don't have that blue couch anymore you know I should um toast and forgive your sin yes oh yes you listen to the pod and lester I know you got rid of that

couch years ago yeah oh oh I did I forget um I forget who I gave it to but let's hope you're not listen they don't need to know do you know it it's a memory P yeah it's a memory scene Oh, make a song out of it. So do you forgive us? I don't have a choice. I forgive you. I forgive you. I'm just glad the couch is gone.

And that we're okay. And that, oh, that you're okay. But you girls, you did some things. Yeah, we know. Love you. Love you. See you tomorrow. Love you.

You know, I'm sorry about your blue corduroy couch. She handled that so much better because she was on the pod and she knows people listen. She's like, I'm a non-regular mom. I'm a cool mom. So what's the 4-1-1? You guys keep me so young. Imagine we peed on your couch. You guys keep me so young.

Okay, so podcast, done. Let's end it with a joke. Okay. I only know a couple jokes. I got one for you. Knock, knock. It's open. Doors up.

That's not how you do it. You say, I stole it from you. Yeah, I know you did. What do I do? Knock, knock. No, you say, oh, I know a joke. Tell me a knock, knock joke. Tell me a knock, knock joke.

And then I go, oh, okay. Knock, no. That door's open. You say. stole that one? I did and I used it another because you steal all my jokes.

The session. Oh, that's my cue. Okay. Um, you stole my joke. The session is ended. Keep on rocking in the free world. And do do do do do do do. Who let the dogs out?

Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? What? What? Hey, I have a question. I have a joke. Who let the dogs out?

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