Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Grape Therapy With Mama B: Featuring Ashley Iaconetti and Jared Haibon
Episode Date: May 24, 2018Kaitlyn is joined by special guest host Mama B for some confessions, a Rick and Donna theme song, and a phone call with Ashley Iaconetti and Jared Haibon to discuss their newly public relatio...nship See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Drink to your confessions and hear what you have to.
say about anything bachelor let's shake it up some more here's katelyn welcome to great
therapy your session is now starting i'm kately bristow your host with i was going to say the most but
no with the legendary mama b mama b mama b mama b mama b mama b mama b is even let the dogs out
Mama B, Mama B, Mama B, Mama B, Mama B is in the house.
You are feeling it.
Nice.
Okay, already then.
We're missing precious playoff hockey right now to be up in the hotel podcasting.
You know what?
I really took on a big job when I said I would do two podcasts a week.
You did.
I have wondered how you're going to do that.
I, well, you know how I do it?
Wine, hotel rooms, and travel kits with podcast gear.
Check.
Check.
Are you going to cheer?
Check.
Check.
I can cheers with you.
Cheers.
Thanks for being my little co-host with the most, this co-host, most.
You're welcome.
Thanks for having me.
Who are you cheering for?
Tampa Bay, Washington, who you want to take the cup?
I want to have a little Canadian moment.
Take the cup.
You do.
It would be such a.
sweet story when it would be a sweet story because and there's a lot of Canadians on that team so sure
I'm not being disloyal sure but it is it's just a story and everybody loves something like that
why are you so quiet am I being quiet nah I can only hear me in one ear yeah I mean and then you can
hear me in the other um so before we started you said you've been well actually you checked your notes
You were going through some stuff.
Have you been prepping for another, like, I feel like I kind of threw this out of nowhere
where I'm like, hey, mom, do you kind of want to just go upstairs and podcast with me for a second?
And you were like, let me just pull out my list.
I just happen to have.
I'm not exactly prepared.
However, I have eight confessions lined up.
Does that mean you have a good confession for me?
Aye.
Maybe.
I'm ready.
Oh, now?
Well, I mean, if we want to confess, we were just sitting in the room, and you'd think by the age of 30, I'm almost 33.
I know, honey.
Which is crazy.
But you would think by now, I would know when my period's going to come and I would be prepared with tampons.
Sean, we had this conversation before he calls them tampongs, but he's like, you're never prepared.
Why?
And I'm like, oh, I'm so prepared this trip.
I'm always traveling.
I'm always on the go.
And for some reason, I always forget to pack tampons.
I can't believe it.
Tampongs, sorry.
I reminded you about the town.
Pongs.
I brought all of my Advil.
I am like mentally prepared to go through excruciating pain.
And I forgot the most important thing, tampongs.
Yeah.
So my.
What?
Go ahead.
My confession is that I had to call the hotel because I don't have time to run across the street right now.
I was like, do you guys have tampons?
And they were like, yeah, how many do you need?
And I was like, five super.
It's not my fault.
I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.
I'm sorry
It's from a movie
It's from Mean Girls
It's not my fault
I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina
So I asked for five super tampons
To be delivered to the room
And when the guy just knocked to the door
I said, Mom, your tampons are here
And then he said, Have a great night
Yeah, and you're like, bitch
You don't get it
Get out of my face
Okay, what's your, you have confessions?
Oh, I have a few.
Oh.
I'll start off with a low level one.
Oh, little juice?
Oh.
So I got a new pair of shoes.
They're, well, they're kind of booties, high heel ankle booties.
They're really cute.
And I tried them on and I said, they feel like I'm just wearing nothing, like fit like a glove.
I walked around the store.
I said, yep, I can walk in these.
Oh, boy, you pulled a Monica.
I don't know.
It's a monica.
Go on.
Tell your story into the microphone and we'll figure it out.
So I know you always give me heck about when I travel, I like to wear high heels and uncomfortable.
I don't understand why you always want to be uncomfortable.
I don't know.
It just, I just like to feel good.
And you feel good when you're uncomfortable.
Because Rob's tall.
Yeah, Robes tall.
Okay.
So I'm walking.
I'm really working these boots.
Then we go to the airport.
I put these on.
I said, I'm wearing these suckers.
because they are so comfy.
I'm walking and walking.
As I'm walking, I'm saying,
ooh, my feet are hurting.
Like, these do not feel as good as they did.
And I am struggling to get to security.
I get to security, and I go to take them off
and I had them on the wrong feet.
No, you didn't.
I did.
What are you two?
I was walking like a duck.
You had them on the wrong feet.
I actually had them on the wrong feet.
No wonder they were hurting.
What the, how did you even manage, are they shaped a certain way?
Like, couldn't you tell just by looking at them?
Obviously not.
Okay, I'm laughing because there's a friend's episode where Monica buys these really expensive boots.
And Chandler, like, gives her crap for it.
And then she, like, ends up needing to be carried home.
But she, like, won't admit it because she really loved the boots.
and second confession oh boy there's two i've done it again no yeah but i didn't walk far at the second
but wait what's going on when you put them on your feet what is going on mentally i will have to show you
they kind of look the same like one of these things yeah but when you put them on do they feel
it obviously doesn't feel right when i put them on it felt fine but when you start walking that's when
the aha moment comes the first time it didn't come till i was at security and i'd walk two miles
oh my gosh yeah yeah so that was my little ah confession oh is that the sound effects that we do
yeah there it is yeah and i want to tell you something else that i know everyone is dying to know
no no it's not it's okay what it's i remember i heard on one of your podcasts a year
You said that your mom has these three words that you live by.
And you couldn't remember what they were.
What?
Yeah, to keep my youthful appearance.
Oh, moisturize.
Moisturize.
Accessorize.
Accessorize and exercise.
And exercise.
So now you know.
Those who have been waiting for that.
I'm like, yeah, everybody forgot.
I forgot.
They've been waiting.
I have a question for you.
No, it's not a question.
It's more of a comment.
No, you said to me earlier when we were having a little charcutory board.
You said, where's Rick?
I did.
I did because I, like I'm sure other people, wonder what happened to Rick.
Where is Rick?
My Rick-in-law.
Do you feel like Rick is not me?
and he's like a son-in-law to you.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like he is not you.
Well, he's related.
I'm really glad you feel that way.
But yeah, Rick, I'm not going to say yet because we know where Rick's been.
We know.
Where in the world is Rick.
Is that Canadian?
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
I don't know.
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego.
Well, she.
in the world
uh da da da da da da da da da da da da da
it was interesting
it was very informative
it was we watched it as a family
Carmen San Diego
no I'm pretty sure that was all over the world
I hope so
anyways where in the world is
Rick
and Donna
no nobody cares about Donna
nobody cares
I have a story
it will happen we will all find out
where Rick and Donna went, but in the meantime, if you want to keep up, or if you don't know what
we're talking about right now, just go to Rick and Donna forever on Instagram and fall in love
immediately. Oh, yeah. That's why everybody misses Rick, because he's just... He's so relatable.
He's so relatable and he hits your soft side. Yeah, but is that because you feel sorry for him?
A little. You feel a little sorry for Rick? I feel a little sorry for him because he really likes Sean.
and Sean's taken
Oh, you think he loves him like that?
Maybe that's why it's not working with Donna.
Oh, I ain't mad at that idea.
Yeah, that'd be great.
But he just can't have Sean.
Or can he?
That would make for a great Snapchat.
Okay, so coming up on the pod,
we're going to talk with Ashley
Iconetti
Oh my gosh
A.k. A.K. Ashley Icon.
Just a legend
in the Bachelor world.
Infamous.
I will never forget.
She was on my season
of The Bachelor, like with Chris Souls.
And I will never forget
just being like this girl,
she would make him rub her
um...
Rub her belly button ring
because it was a genie
or a bottle
with a genie.
What is this?
Did they air that part?
I don't know.
I can't remember.
But she'd be like, make three wishes.
And she can rub her belly button ring.
And now she's like one of my favorite people and is so smart and successful.
And just it's like, I mean, she, she's a girl who is like obsessed with a good chick flick, a good rom-com, a good cry, a good romantic story.
And she's channeled it her whole life.
she has always wanted her own little rom-com and, and she got it.
Oh.
Oh, that was a little messy.
Yeah, I think you got a little spit on the microphone.
Oh.
Do it.
Oh.
Oh.
It's better.
But anyways, it's so funny because she finally got exactly what she has channeled her whole life.
a rom-com and I'm like if somebody doesn't make a story a movie about her love story exactly we got to get
this pitched to what's that guy who makes all the romantic rom-coms nicholas sparks okay I don't know
or Daniel steel could write a book about it nobody who's listening to this right now has any idea
who Daniel steel is mama be just dated herself yeah you did that's like old school like soap opera romance
Anyhow, I believe that what you put out into the world will eventually come to you.
And that's what Ashley I did.
And that is what she did successfully.
It's so weird.
Ashley and I got to be friends on The Bachelor.
Then Jared was on my season of The Bachelorette.
And I mean, he didn't just go a little ways.
Like, he was top four.
Yeah.
He was awesome.
He still is awesome.
And I just can't believe it's finally worked out for the two of them.
And I can't wait to talk to Ashley and just see, like, you know, like, what's going on?
How did this happen?
Finally.
What shifted in his brain?
And I think I know the answer to that.
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Let's call up Ashley.
Hi.
Hello?
Ashley, oh, good God.
Tell me, oh, tell me everything.
Okay, right, do you want to Geron for?
Do I want, what?
Is he there?
Is he there?
Is he there?
Do you want Geron?
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Lynn, Jared.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh.
The famous Caitlin Bristow.
Oh, my gosh.
Jared, how's it going?
It's going great.
How the hell I am?
Oh, my gosh, your little accent.
Don't go fall in love again.
Hey, Jared, first of all, how did you hide your accent from me for that long?
Because I'm just very good at it.
I think, honestly, I don't know how I did it.
I just kind of went on the show and was like I want to speak proper language and not have
Can't let me think I'm some sort of dumbass.
So, like, I need to, I need to fill my cards.
It was.
You think he talked differently on your season?
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
It was so funny because for so long, like, I mean, it was a serious amount of time that
you went on.
And all of a sudden, I'm like, wait, do you have a Boston accent?
And it was like, if you had a couple drinks, it would come out.
Otherwise, I had no idea.
And then you got a little more comfortable.
And all of a sudden I was like, oh.
And then I met your sister.
And she was like, Jared's my brother.
I can't do it.
But you know what I mean.
I was like, whoa, Boston.
By the way, my mom's in the house.
You met Jared's sister at that date?
Yeah, at the rap battle.
You were at, Ashley.
I didn't know that.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Ashley, Kaylin met Shannon and Crystal on the same day.
I did.
Yeah, I know.
And Ashley was there.
I mean, this to...
That pretty much looked my hometown.
To many people, this could be weird, but in Bachelor Nation, this is just so...
normal and I couldn't be happier for the two of you. Just so you know, I honestly feel like I've called
this for so long. I'm like, well, they're going to end up together at some point. And I feel like
that's like when people tell me, oh, we knew Sean was the one from night one. I'm like, yeah,
well, duh, I made it very obvious. But that's how I feel when I say you two are obviously
going to end up together. Like, come on, Ashley, remember the time you called me from Bachelor in
Paradise 2? And you were like, Caitlin, what the hell did you do to Jared? And I was like, what are you
talking about and it was this whole like produced moment but you were crying at the time but we
were all crying and you were not crying you're right I wasn't I was laughing I was laughing
but like really feeling it I make you do this and I'm like no what's my idea I was I was like
who put you up to this I thought you really would have answers for me yeah such an idiot I was just
drunk and I probably wasn't really drunk but I was cheerfully like I was you were emotional but wouldn't you say like I loved okay first of all your guys's YouTube video about the story of us and and I mean I honestly put it on and I'm like 40 minutes you know that's kind of aggressive but by like 45 minutes I was crying and like didn't want it to end and it was the most magical thing ever but I'm like this is so funny because I loved when Jared said you know I saw you in your
element and I saw you in this purple dress and your high pony and you're working hard and
all this and I'm like isn't that funny that in the bachelor world like you do not nobody really
thrives in those situations it actually brings out the worst in everybody and when he saw you he's seen
you at your worst then he saw you at your best and he's like wait I still like I actually love her
more oh yeah that weekend she had me she knew it oh that's about time we did an interview
today and he was like, I saw a living in YouTube in 2015, and I'm like, wow.
See, isn't that?
Wow, my boyfriend's got some serious issues.
Yeah, but, hey, you know what?
Most people work out their issues later in the relationship.
You guys worked it out right from day one, and now it's going to be smooth sailing from here.
That's it.
It can only get better.
It can really, like that.
Definitely say that.
Yeah.
Famous last words right there.
It can only get better.
That's true.
Yeah, we had such sloppy, sloppy time on the Bachelor of Paradise, and those were
honestly our hardest time.
Yeah.
Some reason we were always drawn to each other, no matter how hard it got.
And you said...
I was just obsessed the entire time, and no one doing it.
See, you put all of the blame on Ashley.
Everything was like, oh, Ashley is like so into it.
You were the whole time, and you were just being a stupid dude.
Yeah, I was just being a stupid dick.
Yeah, exactly.
A big old dick.
a dick for
but I want to ask you guys
okay so tell us
I mean I really encourage everybody
to watch your YouTube video
because it's honestly like
people need to make a movie
out of your love story
it might even be the best Bachelor love story
to date and
I have a pretty good one so you
I think you beat us
I mean
you have a great one Caitlin
it's I mean
you guys are all part of it
but you're up there.
Tell us about any, like, silly quirks you guys already have.
Anything that, like, already drives you nuts about each other?
Are you guys going to move in with each other?
We're going to see more vlogs.
What's going on?
Tell us everything.
After you, Ashley.
That was a lot of questions.
You start this time.
Funny clips.
I don't think there's, like, I mean, apparently Ashley has the thing I start off.
I always say, well, that's good.
Like, after every statement.
Yeah.
every statement so I'm like oh you know well I went to the gym today and that's good
after every statement said kind of a quip that she's been busting my balls about lately
uh I need to get Ashley caught up on a lot of the pop culture references that I've
know I'm a lot I came on as you will know like I quote come and dub it her and she's like
what the hell are you talking about like okay we need to we need to speed this up a little bit here
oh do you want me to give her a crash course on like movie quotes and family guy moments
Well, she's been doing pretty well, I'm not going to lie.
And plus, like, Ashley knows a lot of movie quotes.
Like, we quote Jerry McGuire a lot with her and Sally and Titanic.
So we have our own little language sometimes, too.
Oh, that is so cute.
He is oddly on the encyclopedia of movie clothes.
I think I'm pretty, better than I was, that's for a girl, especially for a girl to, like, be able to keep up with his interest.
Yeah.
I want to go see Avengers with me the other time
She fell asleep at the theater
But she still went to the movie with me
Well, it was the thought that count
What did you do?
You almost all asleep in Deadpool together the other night
Okay, what are you guys doing?
You don't know how to do the movies or what?
No
We don't know how to do the movie
We keep going to a 9 o'clock movie
And it's just not okay for us
To 9 and 30 or it's
We need to be in bed by like 1030
the latest. I totally feel that on a very deep level. Sean and I go to bed at like 8.30 and we love it. Um, so is that the kind of dates that you guys are doing? Just going to the movies, like regular old dates? Because, I mean, you've done the bachelor dates. So you're like, oh, let's just go to a movie and fall asleep together. That's romantic. Um, yeah, that's most of our dates. Like, most of our dates just consist of going, like, I'll go over Ashley's house and we'll watch TV with a bottle of wine and order in and just hang out and sweats. Goals.
The best kind of dates that we have. Yeah. It's gold.
Goals.
But, like, we like going up to dinner every once in a while and kind of, you know, dressing ourselves up a little bit.
How did you guys keep it a secret?
Like, when you were at, what is that country music festival that you guys...
That's when I thought, like, it was definitely that it was really good.
Jared loves PDA.
I like TVA for sure.
But I wasn't, like, ready to be all PDA in front of everyone and then get caught.
Yeah.
And then he...
I can't keep my hands off her.
But now we can really be as PDA obsessed as you're going to go there.
Like, are you going to keep us updated on vlogs?
Because your YouTube video was really good.
Oh, well, thank you.
I don't know about, like, you know, about blogs that I've been edited like that.
And most people are really demanding it, but hopefully we can step up the Instagram story game like you and Sean.
Oh, I think we've stepped down.
I feel like we used to be so.
good. And now he's like, yeah, fitness. And I'm like, um, I'm boring now.
But, um, I do want to. Jared, you make our great and it sound boring. We have done
some really cute things. Like, you took me to Rhode Island. And we went to the water and we walked
on those rocks. When was that? The rocks? Tell us about the rocks.
No, we went, we were in Rhode Island. Like, I took her to get claim cakes and
Chowder, which is like Rhode Island staple.
Yeah.
And then we sat by Narragansett Beach and looked over the Atlantic Ocean and had
Clancakes and Chowda.
It was a good time.
Yeah, Rhode Island, you know, you got to keep it.
She had her first doughboy, which I'm shocked that she had her first doughboy.
What's a doughboy?
What's a doughboy?
Okay, maybe it's an East Coast thing.
I just thought it was international, really.
What is it?
It's like just like bread.
Oh.
Yeah, it's fried bread that's just covered in.
powder sugar and like a little bit of glaze, but it's just fantastic.
Sounds delicious.
It's basically a funnel cake.
Oh, that sounds amazing.
Okay, this, you guys are so cute.
I just don't understand, I mean, and you guys probably don't understand either.
I'm like, how did it take this long?
Thank you.
The world is wanting to know.
We really document that entire process in the story of us, and it honestly takes 45 minutes to explain,
which is one of the reasons we thought we had to do it like that.
Yeah, that's true.
It really did because it took us through.
every moment and I felt like
I had a little bit of closure at the end
I'm like okay I understand now
I can't wait
my mom's gonna watch it
she she's gonna I'm gonna get her box of tissues
and she's gonna watch your love story
a tissue for my issue
oh here's the wait
here's the big question
are you guys gonna get an ABC wedding
oh my god
settle down for it so
no I can't
you know I get all fired up over this
tell me
Well, the thing is if you haven't gotten one, how could we ever get one?
Well, good question, but I'm sure they will make it happen.
I will not be surprised.
We literally just announced our relationships.
So I think for right now, we're just Ashley and I are going to continue doing what we've been doing,
which is just dating and calling more and more love and progressing our relationship to a place where we're ready for engagement and marriage and kids
and all that wonderful stuff that comes from it.
Oh, my gosh.
So, honeymoon.
So many.
I want to have kids.
You guys want to have kids?
Of course.
He told them we have to start at 33.
Oh, wait.
Where are you at now?
Yeah.
I'm 30.
Oh.
So I got three years.
Okay, three years.
Ashley, have you thought about freezing your eggs?
No, I'm just kidding.
We don't have to get into that.
Well, see, I definitely strongly considered it for the past year or so.
Oh.
And then buried came around.
I said, okay, well, that's nice.
Yeah.
And you're like, wow.
Oh, there, yes.
Save a few bucks, put it towards the wedding.
There you go.
Yeah.
Are your family so happy that this is all worked out for you?
Yeah, my family's ecstatic.
My family from day one has always been pro-ashly.
I mean, I say it's a new race bus, but I remember, exactly.
I remember last year my mom picked me up from the airport, and I was back from L.A.
at a time where I crashed at Ashley's house.
and she was just asking me how a Los Angeles was
and we just had a small talk conversation on the way back
and then like the conversation stalled
and it was silent for like five seconds
and then out of nowhere she was like
you know it's not going to get any better than Ashley
and I was like I know mom I know I know
and so they've always
and I remember I'll never forget my mom's face
over you know before I went to St. Lucia
and I had a heart to heart with her
and I was like listen I think you know
I've known something for quite some time
but I'm starting to just, like, vocalize it for the first time.
And I have more than friendship feelings for Ashley.
And her jaw just breathed, and she was like, well, you need to tell her.
I was like, I know, Mom, I'm trying to figure it out, okay?
Oh, that's so sweet.
That is so cute.
I was really hoping you would cry during this because I'm like, I mean, you've got to stay on brand, Ashley, you know?
Throw a couple tears out there.
I didn't think I'd cry.
about this anymore
but then
Juan Higgins
on my podcast
yesterday
he was like
how what does
jerk mean
to you know
oh my gosh
you guys
you guys
are so sweet
I honestly
just feel like
well I mean
you probably
feel the same
way that
it wouldn't be
the same
unless you had
this story
to tell
I know you
I know you said
in the video
like
oh if we
would have left
Bachelor in Paradise
like would we still be together
Ashley's like, uh, yeah, probably.
But Jared's like, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, totally.
But I feel like you guys have, oh, yeah, totally just kidding.
We'd still be together.
This is what we've concluded on that front.
Um, we both think that we probably would have broken up at some point.
Yeah, we've found our way back to each other.
But yeah, I don't think it has been smooth if we had left together.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
This is your story and we're all just so happy.
I mean, you can just tell by the internet blowing up at your relationship.
Like, it's so funny to me because Ari and Lauren, like, announced their wedding date,
and they're like, okay, but Ashley and Jared.
It's crazy.
We have to be together for two whole years.
It is crazy.
And it's just, like, the amount of it's insane.
But, like, I think Ashley and I said, and Ashley tweeted earlier, we're just so grateful.
Because I was nervous posting something because I'm like, I don't know, you know, I don't really care what people think.
At the end of the day, my feelings won't change, but I'm all so nervous.
that like what if people just hate me and then the fact that they've been so supportive
throughout this entire you know only 24 hours but this entire time since we've announced
nothing short of amazing I know but Jared you you try and act like you didn't have these
feelings or you were a tough guy but we all saw right through you you little transparent
son of a bitch but yeah I think it is it's just so obvious like how much people care
about you guys and see what you have and everybody's just so happy for you and I'm happy that
you came on grape therapy to talk to me about this and I just now we can double date.
Yeah, perfect. Everybody is very excited about with double dating and so am I.
I need some Sean boots in my life. Yeah.
We'll be Sean next Wednesday when we pay for the thing. Oh yeah, that's a good call. He will not be
with me.
So triple date it is.
Look out. Jared and Ashley.
Caitlin's going to third wheel you.
Tape the thing.
No, that is a weird and funny picture.
It's going to be a great photo op.
And thank you guys so much for taking the time to talk to me.
And my mom's here too, but she's so quiet over there.
I don't even think you heard her the whole time.
I just am so happy for you because you've been like family since we first saw you, Ashley.
And then you, Jared, and honestly, we're very thrilled.
for you.
Oh, thank you.
And now I'm going to cry.
And now my mom's going to cry.
Who doesn't love a good love story?
My mom is actually crying.
That is so sweet.
You know, you raised a wonderful, wonderful girl yourself, so you deserve what a credit.
Oh, my God, we are all such good people.
I love it, you guys.
Okay, Ashley, I will see you in like a week.
And we're going to take it.
so many awkward photos okay okay okay you guys love you love you
bye bye oh they're just so sweet i'm just so happy for them and honestly it it is like a fairy tale
i know and i called it on my podcast i called it i said you know what there's still there's still
hope for you and jared love kevin great canadian boy he'll find his girl but jared and ashley
are meant to be.
Everybody was rooting for them.
Yeah. And so now
it's come true. I can't wait to attend
their ABC wedding and sit in the front
row and be like, where is my wedding?
Will I get invited?
To Ashley and Jarrett's? Yeah.
No. Well, I'm a cheerleader.
You're not
Batch, you're Batch family. I'm family.
Nation family.
Hashtagued Bachelor Nation.
Stake me, Mama B.
Mom, is healthy hair important?
to you? You know, as I mature, I find I'm losing some of my hair. Yeah. Why is that
happening to me in my young age then? Yours would be stress. I know. But I always was like,
oh my gosh, every celebrity, Kim Kardashian, every bachelor person has always talked about
sugar bear hair. And I was like, yeah, right. So I got them to send me some because everyone
talked about how delicious it was and so I got them to send me some I've been using it for six
months and I've noticed a difference I can see a difference not really no no yes because you have
shown me um other times where you thought your hair was thinning it was no okay me one of those
suck okay I'm gonna let you taste one I have it right here this is a blue one they're all blue
they taste like sweet delicious candy made with the juice of real berries but they contained everything
for stronger and healthier hair mom don't chew it into the microphone sorry they have as much vitamin
a as four cups of broccoli as much vitamin c is one cup of cranberries and as much vitamin b12 as four
organic eggs nutrients and sugar bear hair fans also found their nails and skin quality improved
over time which i have now started to notice because i've been on it for over six months i am all for
that isn't it delicious it is and it's so easy it's better than swamming five pills
Yeah, exactly.
It tastes like candy.
It's almost too good.
Can I have another one?
Nope.
I only brought a certain amount for my trip to Vancouver.
Go to sugarbarehair.com slash vine for beautiful hair and a healthier you.
That's sugarbarehair.com slash vine.
Sugarbearhair.com slash vine.
Do you have a good joke for us to end this with?
Oh, I've got a million of them.
Okay.
Go.
Give us one.
Wow.
Really captivating the audience here
I could not bring it forward
What?
I can't remember
Okay
Well I guess we'll end it with this
Mama Bee
Mama B mama mama mama mama mama mama B
Mama B mama mama mama B
Make it away
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