Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Haliey Welch | Viral "Hawk-Tua" Talks Small-Town Roots & Rise to Fame

Episode Date: September 12, 2024

#771. Viral star Haliey Welch, with her adorable country twang and hilarious commentary, joins Kaitlyn for a laugh-out-loud episode you won’t want to miss! Haliey talks about her humble small-town roots in Tennessee, being raised by her grandmother, and how her life flipped upside down after her “Hawk-Tua” video went viral. She spills on bizarre fan interactions, reveals the wild theory that she’s a government plant, and shares her passion for supporting animal shelters. Tune in for Southern charm, viral fame, and juicy stories that make this episode a must-listen! If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! The Defender: Learn more at LandRoverUSA.com/Defender Audible: Listen to Lily Chu’s new audio book, Drop Dead by going to Audible.CA/DropDead Apartments.com: The Place to find a pet friendly place! Love 2 Play: 50 Free Spins. $50 minimum deposit with promo code Vine EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (2:18) – Haliey shares what life is like growing up in her tiny hometown of Belfast, TN. (10:50) – Haliey talks about explaining her viral... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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finated. Maybe it's Hock Tua. Ever heard of it? I even feel silly saying that because I'm like, I'm sure she's over being the Hock Tua girl. She's more than that and you will learn that on this podcast. I'm really excited to talk to you. I'm excited to talk to you. I, you know when like things happen for you, which I'm sure they've happened a lot where you're like, oh, I can't believe this is happening. I actually can't believe this is happening because we were at the Zach Bryan concert and. Okay, so you watched me like bomb that singing up there? I love that you bombed though because It's like, who's going to go up and compete with Zach Bryan? Like, you got to, yeah, nerves, like, you're not a singer.

I'm not a singer. You're not a singer. But my niece, who's 16, was freaking out. And the night before, we were at a comedy show, and my niece goes like this to me, and she goes, Hucketoo is behind us. And I was like, she is. And she was like, right behind us. And I look, and it looks exactly like you.

And I was like, oh, my God, cool. And so at the end of the show, I looked at her. And I was like, and she was like, what? I'm like, are you? And she was like, no, I don't know what you're talking. And I was like, just kidding. You can't mistake these big teeth too. I always called them dinner plates.

They're like big old dinner plates. That's a good way to put it. Yeah, you just got to lean in. Are you, okay, now be honest. Did you think you had big teeth before? Is it the internet telling you you have big teeth? So I've always knew I had big teeth, but now they're like pointing out like my eye twitch and they're like, she's got a lazier. It's not a lazy eye.

It's a twitch. I get, every time I go live, there's one lady that knows I'm insecure about my one lazy eye and she'll come on and be like, what's wrong with your eye? And I'm like, you're just saying that because you know I'm insecure about it. They get me too. They're like, why is her bottom lip bigger than her top? Because that's called how the human face. Like, your bottom lip should be bigger than your top lip.

Yeah, I hope so. And also your eyes are not supposed to be the same. And your eyebrows are supposed to be sisters, not twins. and we're not symmetrical people. I agree. God, how are you dealing with all of it? Sometimes I just read them and I'm like, huh, that's pretty funny.

How'd they come up with that? Yeah, yeah, I get that. I want to comment back to him so bad, but I'm like, oh, I don't even acknowledge it. It's, yeah, that's good. I feel like, how old are you again? I'm 21. Oh, you did the little baby.

Like, I was like, I should ask her to go to dinner, and I'm like, she's not going to go to dinner with, like, 40-year-old woman. That's the easiest way to catch my attention is dinner. What's your favorite? food. Seafood. Oh, me too. You like seafood? Yeah, I'm obsessed with seafood, and seafood and sushi are my favorite things to eat. Do you go to Nashville a whole lot? Where? Nashville. Nashville?

Mm-hmm. Oh, I live here. I'm in Nashville right now. Yeah. Stop. I didn't even think I was that far into Nashville. Okay. What do you mean? Where did you think you were? I don't know. I thought I was in the boonies or something. Like, normally when you go to Nashville, there's people everywhere and I'm just out in nice little neighborhood. I'm like, yeah. We're not out in a big city, you know? I liked it. You got to go to GCC. Food. though oh shut up in the hermitage dude i lived this is so funny that you just said that i lived around the corner from juicy seafood in the hermitage for seven years and i always drove past it and said who the hell would eat at a place called juicy seafood in the hermitage me it's good

it's so good i'm dead i literally had a joke about that place every time i drove by i'm like oh you want to go to juicy seafood wait okay fine okay now we're gonna make plans to go well now i'm take you do it to dinner. Sounds good to me. Full circle moment. Okay, let's just talk about the amount of questions that come in for you. I'm sure you get the same questions all the time. What is the like number one question that you could ask and you're like, enough? Do you actually spit on it? Do people ask you that? I've been asked that a few times. What's the answer? It's all in the comments. I'm like, what do you like to know? You're like, just because I said it doesn't mean you get to know. Exactly. That's, yeah. It's not for you. Yeah.

Ew. Do you have a lot of guys sliding into the DMs, just like being full-on creeps? Asking to buy my dirty underwear. No. I'm so serious. No, I believe that, actually. I don't know why I act so shocked. Like, what are they going to do with them? Smell them? No, they...

I know somebody, I'm not going to name names, but I know somebody who was dating a guy who they're now married and sent... Okay, it's a gay couple. Sent him a jockstrap in the mail and said, wear this working out and mail it back. to me and that was like their first encounter and he did so i mean it gets weird out there but don't do that but they like were dating so it's a little different well that's still crazy that's their business not just anybody you're from like the smallest town ever what uh 780 people yeah belfast it's out in the boonies that so that's where you grew up like born raised on like land just a little bit of land it ain't much you can't

fun of me because I heard you don't know anything about Canada and I'm Canadian. I don't know anything about Canada. What do they eat there? Like I'm so curious. That's what I always want to know. Seafood? Like when we go to Germany or something, I'm like, what am I going to eat there? Oh, meat and potatoes. Potatoes? Yeah. I love potatoes. Well, then you'll love Germany food. German food. Germany food. In Canada, we eat all the same things you guys eat. We just have poutine, which is fries, gravy, and cheese curds melted on top. What is a cheese card? Just a hunk of cheese. Yeah. You'd like. like it. You'd like it. If you like places like juicy seafood, the bar is low.

I'm okay with that. I'm going to take you for some good seafood. But you were raised by your grandmother since you were nine months old. How did that shape who you are today? If you can't tell about the accent and the way I talk, I'm like one of the oldest souls you'll ever meet. It's bad. And I don't even notice it. But you can ask Chelsea. I talk just like my granny. Do you do? We sound just a like too. Really? Is she still with us? Oh, yeah. Oh, good. Oh yeah. Is she in your social? Do you ever post her on social media? We're going to do like a little cooking episode with Granny. I love that. She can cook pretty damn good. What does she get to cook?

I think fried pork chops. Since everybody's on my ass so bad about pork chops. Why is everyone on your ass about pork chops? I guess it's like a poorer meat that nobody else has ever ate. I never thought nothing about it. I love me a pork chop. They're like, what's a pork chop? Who said that? All the comments and stuff when I talked about it. What? Because I went to LA and I was like, where can I get a pork chop? And they're like, oh, we don't have those here. You don't have pork? Okay, well, then you would like, well, then you would like, food in Canada. The Alberta where I grew up is like their thing is like Alberta beef and there's

the best pork chops and like the beef I know is different from pork but you know what I mean. So you like pork chops? I love pork chops. By the way you can have some rosé. Thank you. You like rosé. I do and I'm excited to try yours. I feel like I'm excited to hear your feedback on it. You shit on barefoot. You shit on barefoot. I hope so. That's good. That's the new slogan. I I'm taking great legs full body and the wine's not bad either, and I'm scrapping that and I'm putting you shit on barefoot. Now, barefoot's pretty good and it's cheap. That's why I like it.

It gives me headaches, though. It does me too. This is low sugar too, so it doesn't give me headaches. So you got a bottle there to take home. Where can I buy some of this? Well, you don't have to buy shit. I will send it to you, and you don't even have to promote it if you don't want. I'll promote it for you.

I don't know how stuff on. We're good. I always send people wine and I'm like, if you like it and want to share, fine, but I don't ever want to put pressure on people to be like if I said do this like me and Chelsea will promote it yeah you don't have to worry about us which is so funny Chelsea how it is here with you I know you don't have a mic but are you happy it was her not you or yeah she shoved me into it how did that I'm sure you've talked about this a million times but how did that go down you were just on you were in Nashville weren't you yeah Broadway gotcha it got me yeah as it does I'm the last time I went

there I ran into you and I lost my wallet. That's just what Broadway will get you every time. So you were just like, that's just your humor. Like, I just say out of pocket shit all the time. Like I really don't think before I say shit and it just kind of comes out. Any regrets? First two weeks I was like, oh my God, why would I talk to them people? That's what I get for just running my mouth. That's exactly what I get. Now here I am. Yeah. I do it again. Yeah, exactly. Now you're turning it into a whole like business model. How does it feel that people are selling your phrase on shirts and making money off of it? I was a little upset about it at first

I was like well hell they're all making money and I'm not Right since they're doing it now I don't care Really have at it I think it's funny You get to go to the beach all my families went off to the beach And they'll go like a little surf shop or something They'll sell all the merch in there and I'm like That's funny Now do your friends know you say Hock Tua was that like a thing that you always

Like joked about it was a thing between me and my cousins Like two of them but we used it in like a different way Yeah Like you know you're gonna hawk to and spit on that bitch Like right in her face like it'd make you mad But I used it in a different way which was hilarious and who is this person that caught it on video do they just go on Broadway and find drunk people and say and interview them have they

interviewed before that's their thing they interview drunk girls like I I wouldn't be funny if they caught me on Broadway I would just probably be like get the fuck away for God I'm like well I'm like uncultured I don't keep up with anything going on like if I get on TikTok I'm like oh that's funny and then I'll get off I had no idea they were like actual interviewers and then I stalked them after they posted I was like oh my God they do it to other people. But nothing has gone as viral as yours. I took them boys off.

Like, they're out there now. Yeah, no kidding. So it's funny that you say you're not cultured and you don't know, but you are really creating a brand here and you've been really smart about it and I'm sure that includes having a good team and all of that. How of you, like, what was your thought process of when you were going viral where you like, I need to make hay while the sunshines or were you. Were you like, I'm going to build a business out of this?

So the first two weeks, me and her locked ourselves in the house and were like so embarrassed to come out because everybody in like our town, we all know each other. Oh, I bet. So I was like, I can't even go in the damn dollar store. That's when I'd be like, I've seen you in that video and I was like, oh my God, don't tell my granny. Yeah, what does granny think about this? So I had to explain it to her three times before she understood and she was like, oh, I get it.

I was like, I was like, Granny. Yeah. She has turned 80 on Christmas last year, so she'll be 81 this year. She's a hoot. Yeah, I wish she was here right now. And then I was like, okay, I told her she's good. I was like, yeah, now I've got to tell my dad. That was a really hard topic to go over because you have Granny over here on the side, spit on it.

She's like, go on and tell him. And I'm like, okay, and I try to talk and tell him she, just over here laughing in the back. I was like, please stop. You're making it worse. Yeah. No, I think that's a good buffer. He's like, I already knew, and I was like, well, go figure. He already knew?

He already knew. Oh, my gosh. He said, I didn't understand it. though. I was like, it's probably a good thing you don't. Does he now? I think he kind of does. Do you guys talk about it? No. I mean, you're making merch too, aren't you?

I have merch. You have merch. It's being sold in Spencer's on my website. That's in my bio. And we're working on some other stuff too. I'm excited for you. I'm really pushing for some pickles. You push all the way for the pickles because if you're passionate about pickles, you start a pickle company.

I always tell people you have to find something that everyone knows you love and when you do it, it's kind of like, oh, of course she did that. That's pickles for you, right? I love pickles. But, like, how does the brain of a 21-year-old, after saying spit on it, think of, like, your social media is blowing up. It's smart. So how did you do it?

I mean, I just kind of let it flow for a little while. And now I'm starting to, like, pick up on a little more. I'm like, okay, well, I need to do this and this instead just like, ah, whatever, let's do this, that and other. I don't care. Are you scared? because people, the internet will turn on people on a dime. Are you scared that the world is going to ever turn on you?

Or are you like... The way I see it, if they turn on me, that's their own business. I'm not going to convince anybody I'm a good person because at the end of the day, I'd know that. Right. That's their own thing. They're entitled to their own opinion, so be it. I had a girl on who, I don't know if you saw her,

but she flashed her boobs at the oiler game. Oh, okay, you don't... Okay, so she kind of like went viral at the same time you did. And she flashed her boobs at an oiler hockey game, which is like my favorite team. And she went viral and now Playboy is like sponsoring her and they do brand deals together. And it's she, but I asked her about you, you, because you guys went viral at the same time. And she was like, I just want to give her a hug and ask if she's okay. I don't give her a hug.

Yes, she's amazing. And she wanted, she was like very concerned. So I'm like, I'm going to ask her, how is your mental health, everything going with this new family? fame. It gets a little overwhelming. Yeah. But otherwise, I'm pretty good most days. I get a little tired, but other than that, I'm good. It's pretty draining when everybody knows who you are

and you have this, all of a sudden, this responsibility and a platform to show up as this person, but you want to, like, prove yourself. Do you ever think you want to, like, for example, I always wanted to separate myself from being in the Bachelor franchise and, like, do something else. And, like, I'll obviously be grateful for where it came

from, but, like, build something bigger. Get away from it. Are you, like, leaning into, like, I'm committed to Hawk to a forever? Or are you wanting to separate yourself from that? No, we're trying to get away from it. You are? Okay. We're definitely trying to get away from it.

Okay. So what, if you could be known for something, what would it be? Pickles? Being a good person, I guess. Oh, that's nice. I mean, you don't have enough good people out in the world. And if you do, you don't know it. Well, that was a sweet answer.

I thought you were going to say pickles. I mean, yeah, I'm pretty dedicated to pickles, too. I love that. And you, did you relaunch your social media accounts after going viral? Like, what, how did you do that? So, like, six months before that, I just, like, got rid all of it besides Snapchat. I communicate on Snapchat, so I had to keep it. Right, of course.

But everything else, like TikTok, I had a burner account on TikTok, and I'd just stalk, rest in peace, Joey King. Anyhow. So I'd, like, just watch videos. That was my burner account. Oh, Joey King was your... Joey King. I thought you were saying it was somebody that passed. I was like, I'm sorry.

Oh, so we don't have a Joey King account anymore. Not anymore. Different burner account? Actually, I don't have the burner account. Now, my friends, I got some good burner accounts. That's what you need. If you're just going to have... If you're just going to have...

I love that because I always think my... I'm too afraid of karma to have a burner account. I'm scared I'm going to like do something or like say something or I don't know and then it'll come back to me somehow. It kind of freaks me out. I've done that. You have? Yeah.

What? Said something and then it came back or just said something you just still waiting on karma. That's funny. Really? What is the craziest thing that some... Besides wanting your dirty underwear. What's the crazy? craziest thing, like fan interaction that you've had.

So there was this couple when we were in New York. So we stayed at, I think it was Long Island. Yeah. So we had a club appearance. And I can't remember the name of it. Might have been the tavern or something like that. But we had like a little roped off area, you know, and I go up to them, take pictures with them and everything else.

This girl fell on me. She fell on you. She fell on me. What do you mean? She had like some little slippers on. What do you call those? They look like no-show socks, but their shoes. You know, little slippers you can wear out and wear to.

Like ballet slats? Yeah, that's what they look like. Okay. But she was coming up, and I think she was, like, hammered. Yeah. Because she couldn't say anything to me. Never spoke a word to me or Chelsea at the one. I was like, are you okay? And she just, oh, no.

I was like, okay, something doesn't matter with her. I don't know. She went to come up to get a picture, and somebody stepped on the back of her shoe. Oh, no. I felt so bad for laughing, but damn. I mean, it was always funny. So somebody stepped on the back of her shoe, and she, like, fell in slow motion and, like, smacked me. And so Chelsea's like, oh, my God.

She's over there, like, helping me get out from under. Go on top of the rope right here. So I get out from under, and the guard, he, like, comes up that's, like, off in there with me. And he, like, pushes her. He's like, get back. So there she goes. And I was like, are you okay? And she's just...

Oh, Lord. Do you think she remembered? Probably not. Do you check your DMs? I do, but I get scared doing it. Yeah, that's fair. Well, when people are asking... Because I already had a pecker picture in there, and it scared me.

A pecker picture? No. I was laying in the bed watching TV. I was like, Chelsea! No! No, a dick. An unsolicited dick pick? It was sick.

Like what he was saying it too? I was like, man. Where'd you come up with that? People are so sick. Like, how are you gonna? Also, like, how old is he? It looked a little older. Not cool.

He was not. Not that it would be cool if it was like a 22-old. I haven't. I don't know. It looked funny. It looked like you got squishing a book or something. Ew. Seriously.

I was so serious. It looks like somebody shut it in a door frame or something. It was like flat. Oh my god She's like I remember I remember I'm dead That right there is probably the only one I think I've got But I might have missed it or something

I mean you're only 21 You can't have too many weans to compare it to That was sick I know I know a smushed dick when I see it You ever just look at him you're like I know it stinks Ah I was like Jesus get him out of here You know what?

I've only got one unsolicited dig pick, and I thought the same thing. I'm like, I'm going to throw up. That looks disgusting. Penises are already gross in general, and then you add one that makes you think it smells bad. I'm dead. I'm sorry, keep you want to add monster to yourself. Go home. Yeah.

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Is that an animal? Wait, don't tell me because you say that, and I remember thinking you talked about Pookie. I love you, Pookie, forever. Who's that? My man. Who? He's related to Jesse. He's related to you?

He's been around for a little while. Pookie is an actual man that you're in love with. Oh, in love. That makes me one of YARF. Oh, that you have a crush on? Little baby crush? I'm not an affectionate person and sad. that out loud makes me want to throw up. Really? Wait, why? I'm like, ew. Really? I get the

ick really easy. Like, people who have crushes on? I mean, you said in love with that, that makes me more like die or something. Why? Tell me why. Because it just grosses me out. It's like about my feelings and stuff. I don't like that. Oh, this makes me want to dig deep. I like immediately want to go into like therapy mode. You don't like, you're not like an affectionate lovey-dovey person. No. I don't like people touching me either. No offense to you. You guys. me a hug you're okay i think i know where you've been you're okay i i just showered but also i said it right after i hugged you i was like oh shoot like sometimes i don't like unwelcome hugs and i just did it to you so you're okay okay i don't think you're dirty or anything i'm i'm not i'm just weird

about people touching well my personal hygiene has been questionable but but today it's actually not but that's interesting i wonder where that stems from do you do therapy hmm do you do therapy I probably should, but I don't That's okay I mean you're still so young I'm just like at 21 If I got any sort of level of fame I would be terrified

Because I wouldn't I'm not an old soul though I'm like It spooks you a little bit Yeah it does spook you I'm just like going out and eating by myself Shopping by myself I can't do that anymore

No Someone's gonna come to me and be like Are you that girl? I'm like No Do you say no We have at the airport It'll be like 5 o'clock in the morning And they'll come up to you

They're like you that girl I'm like no no no now get out of early don't talk to me right now get off my lawn oh my I just can't imagine just the amount of attention you get from that and wanting to separate yourself and like you know do bigger cooler better things and I was listening to I think KFC barstool whatever his name is barstool guy who was talking about the amount of hate you got for like throwing out a first pitch and people think you're just this hawk to a girl but really you would like done this whole thing around rescuing sweet dogs and like they've had weirder people throw out first pitches you know i agree yeah so how do you deal with that that level like of

mean assholes like if like does that affect you when you just go to do something fun and you're like raising awareness around adoptions for pets and then people are like well see i had a good time the whole time i was there and i had no idea any of that was going on to like later on when we left yeah and i was like well you know what i wasn't there for them any damn ways i was there for the so it don't really matter to me that much I love your attitude I really do it's kind of hard to process too I'm like eh whatever I wonder too if like five years down the road you'll be like whoa what just happened and I like because you know how you when you don't process things you bury them and I feel like I did that a lot with yeah like this newfound fay I like buried it and was like no no

I'm just still Caitlin I'm still small town Caitlin from Canada blah blah and then you just all of a sudden people just like I thought it was going to be 15 minutes and I'm still here nine years later, and... We might be cellars sisters. I would like that. Okay. I like pork chops of pickles. I think we get along just great.

I think so, too. Hey, you keep this wine up. I will keep it flowing this whenever you need. You should see my house. I literally have a room of just bottles of this everywhere. You should do like a wine cellar. That'd be cool and like keep it for years. In the podcast room that I'm building, I should put...

Actually, I know what I'm going to do. Look how excited you just got for me. I have, because I always make people. tell me a confession on my podcast and in my room that I'm building the podcast room it's going to be a glass door and like I'm changing the closet

to a glass door and it's going to be a confessional booth in there and you go tell your deepest, darkest secrets but it should also be a wine cellar. That is such a good idea. Let me know when you got that built. I have a few things I need to get off my chest. You know what?

It'll be built in December so you and granny for her birthday. I'll take her out there, Granny, go on there and tell them everything you've ever done wrong. And there's like going to be little cameras in there all. up okay well what do you need to get off your chest like what's a couple things right now

that come to mind this is the same space uh let's see i can see the wheel spinning well i need to sit down in the book and ride it for a minute okay well when the studio's built you can come back and share your secrets but i do make people confess things to me on the podcast all the time did anyone tell you about this like an embarrassing story something that you're like i did pick you a good one okay i'm ready for it so a few years ago Chelsea and her sister, they went to UT Southern. Yeah. That was like, that was their college they went to.

So we were still in high school, but her sister was going there. Yeah. Before she got intertwined with that going there. And we went to a little house party that were having. Was it a cheer party? Was Pookie there? Mm-mm. Oh, okay.

No. I think Pookie was back with his ex-girlfriend. Oh. Do people know who Pookie is? No, okay. It's a secret. Okay, go on. Anyhow, so we went up in there and it was like eight deep up in there.

What does that mean? There's like eight people. Oh. Okay. So we went up in there and I'm just the one, oh, you tell me you're not going to do it, I'm going to do it. They're like, go out there and dance. Have a good time.

I was like, okay, well, I was out there. She being around in my shoes, you know. I sent this tall dude with a big mustache in the corner over here, and I was like, I'm going to drag him out here. They're like, you won't do it. I had this man by his sleeve of his shirt, and I, like, dragged him out to the dance floor, and I was like bugying out in front of him, and he just stared at me. No.

He didn't dance with you? And he looked at me, he goes, can you let go my sleeve now? And I was like, okay. I let it go and I was like, okay, that's enough of that. He denied you? He denied me. I bet you feel like shit now, don't you, Tad? What's his name?

That's his name too, isn't it? I bet he does. Have people from your high school, like, come out of the woodworks to try and be friends again? I've had a few. Yeah. And I'm like, did you get along with everybody in high school? there was a few i had some issues with and now what have they reached out i don't think i've heard from any of the ones i didn't like do you do you wish you did i kind of wish i did yeah well you know

they know that ass oh but um now you want to be all cool and shit i got some are you a fighter i'm not like a lovable little bunny rabbit you pet on i'm actually like uh what's the word i'm looking for. Pit bull? Yeah. I'm a pit bull and a cricket's body. In a cricket's body. Yeah. So you're spicy. I'm a little spicy. It don't take much to just like piss me off. Really? I get set off really quick. Like for me I, my rage comes out when I hear people chewing like certain noises like it's and on the road like bad drivers really piss me off. What is something that really grinds your gears? Reading a comment. This is my here lately, reading a comment and they'll say something about Chelsea.

I just want to, like, jump through the phone and beat their ass. You both feel that way about each other? Oh, my gosh, rider dies. What's another thing that just sets me off? Chelsea, you should know. What's something that really just pisses me on? Yeah, sometimes you've got to lean on your best friend for these questions. Yeah, there is a lot that actually pisses me off.

You should start a list. I really should. I have an ick list in my phone. I think you'd really appreciate it. Can't read it? Yeah, I'll let me just read you a few ones just to see if we're on the same page here. I'll tell you what, read them to me. I'd be like, yeah. My favorite one is takes a selfie in a pea coat. What's a pea coat?

Thank you. That's honestly, that's all. Guys with sand on their bum from sitting at the beach. I never would have thought about that. Guys that send voice notes. I hate a voice notes. I hate listening to it. I don't even listen to it most of the time. Oh, me either. I'm like, why are you speaking right now? Yeah, I just want to text. I'm the same way. Okay, men doing Pilates. I don't know why that's a nick for me. do Pilates? Apparently, I saw a couple. They're all very, like, when people hear this, they're like, you're so shallow, and I'm like, I know. That's okay, though. You take time to think about that stuff. And I write them down, and we share it in a girl's group text, and we all add our ICLA, so, like, some of them are, like, a man on an elliptical is a really popular one for

Ix. Am I offending anyone in here? I'm like, if you do Pilates and on an elliptical, I'm screwed. Colette's Christian. What were you doing before all of this? What was your... I was just working and going home and minding my own business. But what were you doing for work? So I worked in a spring factory. What's that?

You know, boing. Oh, like a... Yeah, like springs. Not like a water spring, but like a middle spring, you know? A spring factory. You did? I really didn't mind it. What were you doing?

So I was over like the shipping mostly. I done quality when like the quality people were out there. I hated it. You had to sit in a desk all day for like eight hours. I don't sit still that long. No. But when I was doing the shipping, I'd just pack out however many of this spring for this person. It was actually kind of amazing.

Nobody bothered me all day long. Wow. You just kind of did your own thing there. Oh, yeah, I was my own business. You do? Do you still live in that small town now? Sure did. I ain't going nowhere.

You're going to stay? Yeah. I'm obsessed. Too many people everywhere else. What would you love to happen out of all of this? Hey, I wouldn't mind having me a lake house. Okay. You could.

A little boat or something. Yeah. I'd be out there mind of my business barbecue and I'd have a time of my life. Like, I feel you like a small circle, don't you? Yeah, I'm real weird about that. I don't like being in big groups and stuff like that. That's fair.

Because I'm not going to speak. I'm going to sit there and stare at every single person. Okay, you got a freckle on your ear. You have a hair on your toe. You just study everyone? Yeah. Interesting. Like, when I'm at the airport, like, if somebody else has to nab me or something,

I need to know, like, what's going on, who nab me and what do they look like, little details about it? What is your sign? When's your birthday? March. March what? 11th. Do you know what that sign is?

What is it? I'm a Pisces. Oh, Pisces. What are you? I'm a Gemini. What is that face for? I know. We get a bad rep.

It's mostly the men, though. Gemini men scare me. Why? I've been traumatized by one. Oh. Pookie? Yeah. It wouldn't pooky.

He wouldn't do that to you. I need to know who this person is. I'll show your picture. Your reactions are so interesting to me because I'm like, you do have a crush on him. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. And, but you're not in love because that makes you uncomfortable, but you date him. Love is a big word.

Lust? Yeah. Okay. Would you date him? I would. Yeah. Would he, is he single? Oh, what's the holdup?

You, oh, does he want to date you? I don't know how to act in a relationship, I don't think. But that's kind of your charm. I've had two boyfriends my whole life. Well, yeah, you're 21. I'm just out here having a good old time. As you should. I ain't pushing nothing and I ain't forcing.

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Yeah, a few weeks later after it happened. I was like, all right, peace. Yeah, deuces, I can make more money on Instagram. Yeah, they were talking about doing traveling. I was like, well, I don't have like any days I could take. I was like, well, I hate to do it to you. Love it here. See y'all.

Yeah. So, and then adjusting to like, so now what does a day to day look like for you, different every day? It's really different just about every day. Yeah. There's something different every day. I don't think I've done something two times that's been the same. Really?

Do you like that? It's nice. Every day is not the same. Before all this, my days were just alike. Like, I go to work, I come home, take a nap, wake up, watch TV, go back to sleep. Every day is the same. Something's so simple and happy about that kind of life, though. It was so much, like, enjoyable, I guess you could say.

Yeah. It was very enjoyable. Some people could not enjoy that, and then other people are, like, born to live that way. now the nice thing is you could probably have both i try yeah i still like my peace of mind in my bedroom by myself yeah that's fair it's nice do you have roommates granny you live with your granny still i'm upset of course i live with my granny do you want to stay there oh yeah i'm going to i'm not going nowhere i love this may not get along so good how fun it's like just the two girls you know yeah so you grow up with her oh yeah oh we love granny oh that's so

nice. Is she spicy too? She's got a mouse on her. Oh, she's got a mouth on her. That's where I get it from. You gotta hear when the telemarketers call. It's rough. The whole house shake. She's like, quit fucking calling me. It's so, it's so bad. I love that. Like, you live in a house with your

granny. You still have a landline. This is so, like, amazing. She loves her landline. Because you're, what do you consider, Gen Z? I think so. Yeah. So, Gen Z, living with a boomer, with a landline. That's amazing. They really do. need to make a TV show on this. Would you ever do like a reality TV show? I might. What one would

you want it about yourself or would you want to go on one? That's a hard question. Well, I'm just here asking the tough stuff, you know? Have you ever seen chopped? Yeah. I want to go on chopped. Okay. I think that'd be so much fun. Would you ever do Dancing with the Stars? Have you seen me dance? No. I've heard you sing though. It's just about like to sing in. Yeah, but that's what's good about Dancing with the Stars. I was on it. I'm obsessed with the show. and my favorite thing to do is watch people go from being really bad and actually like see improvement.

People love that. You think you can teach me how to dance? Yeah. How long did you do that for? Which, dancing or dancing with stars? Dancing with stars. I mean, I won, so I was there the full time. You won't, okay, so you're the shit.

Okay, so I need you as a coach is what I'm hearing. I would totally help you. I'm shocked that they didn't ask you to go on this season. Shocked. Who tried to get us? Was it America's Got Talent? American Idol. Yeah, they're trying to do that for a funny joke.

They know I can't sing. Oh, that's dirty That is dirty They were just trying to get you to go out there And look silly I'd go up there and break all the glasses Yeah, but again I feel like you'd lean into that

And you'd make it funny But you, I'm shocked Because they usually get like Some sort of internet sensation And I feel like you've built This following and it's a voting show And you would bring in such a new audience Into that show

I'm shocked they didn't ask you That'd be so funny So if they asked you would you do it? Even if you're like, I can't dance Trust me, it's so much It's hard They teach me how to dance, hell yeah. They would.

They'd be like, let's do that. Yes. That's something different. Oh, my gosh. I'm shocked. I don't want to have tango. Well, I'm going to message the casting director right after we leave here and ask what the hell. Wait, what am I talking about?

I was just with Rob Mills, who's the head of ABC and Hulu, and he has a say in who, I should have said you. Okay, so you do chopped, you do dancing with the stars. Would you ever have a reality show about your life? Maybe. I don't know. I'm weird about people getting into, like, my personal life like that. It is tricky, but you could, you could, like, have creative control and be some sort of producer on your own show and, like, call the shots when they're in your space, when they're

not. All right, get to f*** out of my house. Yeah. I just, I picture you with, like, like, a piece of wheat in your mouth on the rocky chair on the, like, front porch. In my overalls. Yeah, yelling at people. I think that would be amazing.

And obviously, Granny would be involved. I'm already obsessed with Granny. I don't even know what she looks like, but you're using your platform. also, which I love, to support amazing causes, again, like animal shelters and anti-bullying. Tell me why that's important to you. Well, nobody pays enough attention to it. Yeah. Like, you see all these billionaires out here, they have enough money to wipe their ass with if they wanted to.

Why not do something with it to somebody or something, like, an animal that needs it and does not have a chance to, like, have anything, you know? Yeah. That's why I do it. Because nobody else is giving them a chance. Do you have animals? I have a dog and a horse. You have a horse? What's your horse's name?

Rumi Jane. That's my dream She bites men She bites men She does not like men Like her even more That's funny She doesn't like men

She's vicious Really? Yeah, she don't Do you ride her? She's not necessarily broke But she's really gentle Oh She's more like a yard ornament

Really? She's like a pet Wait, I love that That is my dream to have I want horses and dogs You can just stare at them You ain't got to do nothing with them Just feed them

stare at them But don't they like mirror you And read your soul Like are they ever... That is why your horse doesn't like men because it doesn't feel like it can be loving. To me in. Yeah.

She's on to something. That's a horse therapy. They mirror you. That's... Maybe, yeah, maybe you get a point. My dog acts just like me. Really? Oh, odd.

What kind of dog? She's a miniature blue healer. Oh, cute. She's real quirky. I love a quirky dog. I have two golden retrievers, and today I almost fought a girl on the street. she was passing me with her dog and her little girl

and her dog like jumped out like excited like as did mine they both were jumping trying to like play with their on leashes so we're both holding them back and her daughter goes dogies and the mom goes yeah not nice dogies I'm like they're golden retrievers and they were excited to see your dog what the hell and I wanted to fight her and I'm scared for a five air of children you need to put a brick in your purse

and just like take it out and pop her on the head if you ever have something like that ever happen again totally legal Bop a girl on the head with a brick Just turn around and run off They won't find you Oh my god I love it Okay I have questions from listeners for you

What is something that Two things What's something that people Think about you that isn't true Like a misunderstanding The industry plant thing They think I'm sent from like the government I was like what

People think you're an industry plant It's like all in the comments Like I think pigeons are from the government You do? I do. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? No. Exactly. Wait, I never thought about that. I got to read it. I was like, no, what is that?

They had to explain to me what that meant. And I was like, I'm not from the government. They didn't send me. What other conspiracy theories do you got? I think we live in a goldfish bowl. You do? You know how we look at goldfishes? Yeah. Like while they're in its bowl?

Yeah. I think like there's something outside of space that they haven't explored and it looks at us like we're goldfishes. I could see that. There's so many things that happen in life where I'm like, why are we all not freaking out about this? There's so many things to freak about if you, like, just sit there and pay attention to them. Yeah, it's too much. It's too much. Okay, wait, what was my...

Oh, my other question was, what's something that we don't know about you yet? Because you've been sharing everything a little bit about how you grew up, a little bit about your job before, what you want to do. What's something we don't know about you? I'm damn good at driving a forklift. Are you? That doesn't shock me. No, a car. Car not so much, forklift all day long.

They try me at my last job for that. Really? It was fun. Oh my gosh, that does sound fun. Somebody wants to know. I want to know. What was the thing with Young Gravy? Dude, if you would have got that and read it the way I did, he was talking about my man's and I was like, is he hitting me a date?

Like, I don't get that. Me and him are good, though. Oh, you're good now. Oh, yeah. So what, he DM'd you? Yeah. And said, didn't he post it or something? So what really got me confused, he texts me, he's like, all good queen, nothing but love over here.

I was like, oh, yeah, same for you. might have to get you out on the podcast whenever we get it going, you know, and I was like, yeah, yeah, me and him's good. She sent me a TikTok last night and it said to on gravy, but I've seen it like five minutes before and I was like, whatever, but I never paid any attention to it. She sent it to me and I clicked on and I was like, oh, so we got beef now. Did you say something back to him? I should have. You just ignored it? I kind of like that move even more. That's so funny. Yeah, I kind of sort of know him randomly and so I follow him on Instagram and I saw something happening and I was like oh my god I'm seeing her tomorrow I got to ask about

this yeah he said yes I'll love queen let me know if you want to come to a show I said man same here I said I had to bring you out of my podcast when I get it started up he said say less girl does it sound like we got a problem and then you posted a TikTok yeah like I wouldn't see it it's about you well hell all right and then nothing you just didn't say anything back after that I want to like screenshot I'm like what the hell is this gravy hmm yeah I'm surprised you didn't It's not very spicy of you That's okay I like that

Somebody wanted to know your business plan Like what like if you're on a business meeting With your team Are you guys talking about like just what's next for you Like how to do it Are you said you're going to start a podcast Amazing you have a name and everything for it I'm not going to tell you the name

You don't have to tell me but you have a name I have a name Is it have anything to do with Hawk Tua What You're like I want to get away from it But I'm naming my podcast Hawk Tua I feel like it needs to be this because, like, that's what it come from. Okay.

That's how all this is happening from that. So I was like, all right, one last time. It's going to be like spitting something. Spitting something? Spitting something. Like, talking, spitting, you know? We should have come to her for a name. I bet you could have got clever with it.

That's my favorite thing to do is come up with names of like either companies or podcasts or like something for people. I love it. We had a few good ones when this one was all right. When do you get to launch it? Like, when do we get to know? September. Okay, amazing. I don't even know.

Okay, I'll be on the lookout. If this could all rewind and happen again, you would do it again. You wouldn't. Sometimes I miss my little peaceful life at times. I'm like, okay, well, this happened for a reason, so I didn't accept it. I'd do it again. Yeah, that's fair. I mean, you're allowed to be hesitant about that answer because it's a lot.

It's pros and cons. Yeah. I mean, the fact that you want to stay in your little small town with Granny just is very humble of you. I love a humble clean. I can go in there and shut the door and can't nobody see me. me there's no cameras nothing nobody bothering me oh i saw something when you first got on social media you said something about paparazzi like waiting outside of your house is that true dude i was freaked out i was like well there's there cars over there they're taking photos of you at your house

yeah that feels like there was one i had escorted out of my neighbor's yard so the weird thing i was like why haven't my neighbors come out and got them out of their yard they're like pulled off to the side of the road and my neighbors are like freaks about their yard yeah they're like older couple yeah they're like maybe in their 90s But I've known them since I was a little bitty. But they pick up any kind of stick, nuts, anything that falls out of a tree out of their yard. There is nothing in their yard.

They sit there all day on their little buckets, like with their gator, and just pick up anything out of their yard. Really? And then they had a fit one time because we rode horses, like, on the side of the road through there. So I was like, why haven't they come out of there and got them to move their car? Yeah.

They weren't home. They were pulling in as the cops were going over there to make them people leave. He was watching me with binoculars. That is so creepy. Going to leave, and I was like, what is that? He'd binoculars? Binoculars. Now, I know all the cops, like, around my town,

because, like, I worked in a gas station for three years, and I was real close with him. So I was like, Gerald, help! What is the coolest thing that you've done with this newfound fame? There's been so many cool things. Like, being on stage with Zach Bryan is pretty cool. That was pretty damn cool. Yeah, I'm obsessed with him.

Let's see. I think DJing with Shaq. What? D.J.N. with Shaq. Oh, that's cool. That is a big-ass man. Yeah, he's a massive. He seems like such a little sweetie.

He is. He's like a little teddy bear. He's like a teddy bear. Yeah, he is, right? He's like a big of his cheeks. Yeah. He's so cute. You guys were DJing together.

Where? John Bonjavis. Oh, wow. It was fun. Do you have a financial planner? Yes. Okay. I want you to be so smart about your money right now.

No, that's one thing I told them from the get guys. I'm scared of taxes. Y'all got to do something. Oh, yeah. Okay. Get a financial advisor, a planner. accountant get all your ducks around because you'll get that lakehouse you will i'm determined to yeah you will is there anything else that you wanted to talk about while you have the hot mic

that people don't know that you're like i need to say this this is some good shit go buy it from this woman right now yes using that for a clip i love it i just i just want to like you know when you just want to protect people i want to not that you need protecting like you've got this but i do really care about protecting you. I feel like, because you are an old soul. And I feel like you're very true to who you are, which I love. It's my favorite quality in a human. Self-aware, true to yourself, and you want to stay that way.

And I think you will. Well, thank you. Yeah, that's really cool. I'm proud of you. Thank you. She might be my new favorite person. You buttered me up. I lubed you up with the spade and spades wine.

No, but I really appreciate you coming here and coming on the podcast. What other, have you done other podcast, like a lot of other podcasts? I've done a few other ones. I've done Whitney Cummings. Oh yeah, and she FaceTimed Matt Rife with... I fell out in the floor. That's a Saturday. What?

Matt Rife, that's this Saturday. This Saturday. You get to see him? What are you doing? Probably going to be laid out on the damn floor. Are you going to one of his shows? Is it in Nashville? Mm-hmm.

At the Rhyman? I think it's sold out, isn't it? Yeah, it's sold out. Oh, of course it is. It's Matt Rife. He also was on my podcast, and I was going through. threw a breakup at the time and I was just like gazing into his eyes. He's beautiful litany.

He's ridiculous. He's going to turn me to stone. Yeah, he's, that'll do it for you. Man. What if Matt Rife was like, I want to be with you, but you need to be more loving? He's going to like, let me hold your hand. Don't touch me. Yeah, what if you wanted to hold your hand?

What if you wanted to cuddle? I'd probably fall out in the damn floor and he'd just have to cuddle me unconscious. That's amazing. He's like your biggest crush, yeah? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because he's hilarious and beautiful. Well, I like Mark Wahlberg, but when he was younger. Mark Wahlberg, back in the day, yes.

Did you ever watch that movie with him in it? Fear. Oh, fear, yeah. The roller coaster? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rees Witherspoon. That's where I fell in love with him. Oh, yeah.

I forgot about that movie. I can't handle the dog part, though. That killed me. Wait, okay, Matt Rife, you're going this Saturday, and you get to, like, go backstage. Yeah, what are you where to that? Ooh, okay, I can help you with that. I need to know up. You wear his merch.

A burlap sack. Yeah, stay away for me. Wear his merch, like an oversized Matt Rife shirt. They sell those there? And like a backwards hat. Yeah. Yeah, I'll catch his eye. Don't worry.

He's like, what's wrong with her? Well, I think you already caught his eye. When you guys were face-time and he was like, oh, I'm better now. I was like, ah. Dude, I was bright red. I was about to fall out in the floor. I was for you. I was like, oh, my God.

I wish he forgot with me like that. He didn't answer. We're good. We're good to go. back i said oh shit oh my god Whitney Cummins is amazing I really like her oh we love Whitney yeah she's also like a beautiful hilarious she's really wholesome yeah is she really she's a really wholesome person oh that's she literally just she's coming on my podcast and my podcast producer was like do you want to go on Whitney's podcast and I was like yes and then she was like oh she wants you to

text her here's her number and I was like oh you're gonna get a kick out of her she's a damn hoot oh I love that. I just like funny people. You and her in a room together is going to be like absolutely hysterical. You think so? I think it's going to be hysterical. Wait, you think I'm funny? I think you're funny. Really? Yeah. Oh, I wasn't even on my A game today. Damn.

Wait until you get a couple glasses of that in me. Well, thank you so much. Again, I won't take up any more of your time. But have fun with Matt Rife. Don't do anything I wouldn't do, which is I would do a lot. I would do a lot. So you can do whatever. And good luck with Pookie. Well, thank you. Where can people find your website, your merch, your, everything. everything to know what's coming out for you and when your podcast comes out. So you can go to my Instagram bio. It's H-A-Y underscore Welch, and then you can click the link in it and get the merch there,

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