Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Kaitlyn hangs out with America's Favorite Bartender Wells Adams

Episode Date: October 22, 2019

Kaitlyn and Wells catch up and talk all things bachelor in paradise before getting into more personal stories. Wells tells Kaitlyn about his dad's small wine business, his debut on the red carpet with E News, and his tendency to sing old theme songs when he's had a little too much to drink. They end with a game Kaitlyn calls "Your Favorite Thing" where she asks Wells quick, fun questions! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Oh, yeah. Come on. I do. It's the sweet, sweet sound of my own voice. I love the timbre of my voice. Do you actually? Yeah, but I've been doing a radius since it's like a 16-year-old. So like...

Were you at 16 when you started doing that? Yeah, I had my first show and I was 16. Oh, no way. Yeah. I didn't know that. But a lot of people don't like the sound of their voice. Like, when they hear their voicemail, they're like, oh, dude. Yeah.

Not you. No. I'm the same way. Have we talked about this before? I don't know. Are we narcissists? I'm a voice narcissist for sure. I kind of am too.

Like it's, what's that ASMR? Oh yeah, ASMR. Yeah. That's like. Okay, that I don't like. Okay. No, that I don't like. But I do like the sound of my own voice.

I always talk about that because people always hate the sound of their own voice and I don't understand. Like as soon as I get on a microphone, I'm like, yes, this sounds right. Yeah. It just feels right. Well, then I have like my, I have like, all. also my radio voice that I used to throw out a lot. That's not right. Because everyone's like, when they find out that you're a radio DJ, they're like, do your radio voice.

And I'm like, well, this is my voice, but then there is like, not a 2.1. Okay, that's good. The greatest, you know, whatever it is. Okay, your voice is a good radio voice, though. Like, your natural just talking voice. Thank you. Yeah. You're like, I know.

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I'm always like craving the Wells content. I know. And then every time I'm like, what? Show them more. There's just too much other shit going on. Is that the problem? Okay. So I think a couple of things is the show is not about me, right?

Like there's the shows about drama and love. Two things I'm not allowed to be involved in. So it makes sense that I wouldn't be involved a lot. It annoys me too because like it's a lot of work. That's what I was going to say. You are spending so much of your time down there and committing to so many hours a day. And like you said last time, like you're actually bar. bartending.

Yeah. Like, you're doing the work. So you're there, you know, and you're like, like, would like a little screen time. Yeah. And I feel like now I'm more of a facilitator for the show, like setting things up. And then they don't need me. They don't need to show me doing it. Like, so a lot of people come to me for advice on what to do.

And they used to show that a lot. And I feel like now they're cutting me out of it because if everyone is just doing what I'm telling them to go do, then it seems like they're not making decisions for themselves. So I think that I think that's I don't know how I'm trying to justify this deflated ego of mine I'm trying to understand it because when you were first on I feel like they showed you a lot So you have to like think about why you were single That and there was the shutdown we only filmed for 10 days that season so we needed so much time to fill That's why you saw me like with puppets and stuff you know like They'd never fly in this day and age right right that's I didn't even think about that

Yeah, I guess so now they just have so much. And I will say this year, I think that there was a big, not a big mistake, but they cast too many people this year. There's just way too many people and it was also like backloaded, like a lot of people showing up at the end when it's like whatever. Yeah. So when you have that many people, there's just not a lot of space to get everyone in, you know? Like if you think about it, like Chase was the guy that was supposed to be The Bachelor a couple years ago and like he was completely cut at that show. Yeah. You know?

Yeah, so true. That's crazy. They wanted me to go on this season so bad when I was not, well, they didn't know as Jason. They wanted me to go on Paradise so bad. And I was like, I know what you fickers are going to do. You're going to bring Sean on too and be like, oh, what? Crazy. You're both on.

That's what they wanted. Do you think Sean would go? Yeah. Yeah. I heard a little rumor that he tried to go. Oh, really? Yeah. They was making phone calls.

Wow. He was hitting them up. Yeah. Wow. That's what I heard. Rumor, like, allegedly. Yeah. From a very reliable source.

From the executive producer. Not going to name names, but. Rhymes with Zike Nice. That's funny. I mean, I don't begrudge anyone for wanting to go on that show. Like, I think, like, it's so funny because when I went on as a cast member originally, I didn't want to go. Like, it wasn't considered the cool show. Yeah.

Or it was, it wasn't popular then, and it was considered, I feel, like, trashy. Like, really, you're going to go on Paradise, that's such a bad look thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I remember, like, I don't want to do it. And now, like, now's the show. So you think about it, I was eighth place. I was the guy that went the furthest on my season to go. Yeah.

And now, like, everyone's like, I don't want to win The Bachelor. I want to go on Paradise and eat tacos all month. And I've heard that Paradise is just so much more fun because you get to actually just hang out with people and, like, shoot the shit instead of being so, like, oh, you can't see them unless the camera's on. and you can't. How do they keep up with that, by the way? The storylines, if you're all just hanging out, like, are they filming all the time? I would say, like, 20 hours of the day. Oh, really?

Yeah, I mean, like, they'll shut down for when people go to bed. Yeah. There's still cameras in the room, though, right? In case something happens? Yeah, there's a bunch of, um, there's just a lot more camera guys, I feel like. Actually, it's probably similar to, like, when you're in the house, like, in the mansion. You know, because there's so many people, there's so much stuff they're trying to capture. Yeah.

But it's just like that basically 20 hours a day. Jeez. But I've always said, like, it's the more conducive way to actually find a spouse on the show because of that exact thing. And also, it's like speed dating to the max because you can't leave. Yeah. And you can't, like, be like, I'm going to go watch TV and, like, do your own, you know, like, you have to, like, hang out with everyone and that person you like for so long. Right. Because so by the end of it, you're like, you know, like, I always say when I.

the amount of time I spent with Sean before getting engaged was like four hours like if you really add it all up minus the fantasy suite but like the time I spent with him was probably four hours. Yeah I remember with on Jojo's season I would say to producers because I was like I was keeping a count

and I was like how do you feel are you falling and I was like I spent 17 minutes with her and they're like how do you know 17 minutes? I'm like I'm counting that's so funny and interesting 17 minutes so what was it by the end well then then at the end is when I had the one-on-one so then I was up there all day and you actually see but they must have known you're going home oh for sure because I'm like no they do not let me if it was a guy I knew was going home I could spend all the time in the world with him yeah not off camera but good to know yeah I mean we've talked about this before you knew you weren't that wasn't yeah you guys yeah we were we were buddies which they just got re-inged engaged that was the cutest thing ever i know that was like always my dream really the

reproposal because you're just on love and you actually want to go through with the marriage yeah i get i mean like and also like jordan did well with that ring it really well kind of went up me and i'm not really happy about it you're not gonna lie i love sarah's ring yeah they're very similar they are similar you know wait but hers jojo's is like gold or something georgia is a gold band yeah sarah's is a tiny diamond platinum or whatever you don't know. It's the most expensive thing it could have been. Whatever that is. Whatever that is. It's so nice. I actually took a screenshot of it the other day because I was like, dang, that's a nice ring. Which you obviously didn't go to, what's his face? Neal Lane. Neal Lane. Or did you? No.

Oh, I was like, wait, did I just. It's, okay, yeah. No, I didn't think you did. Not anything wrong with Neill Lane Rings, but Sarah's a Lorraine Schwartz girl. Oh, she knew. Yeah, so I had like it was These are the specs Yeah She's who you have to go talk to Yeah Here's her number

Oh oh that's so nice Actually it wasn't really like that Like we went and like really early in our relationship We went to like we were like in that honeymoon stage of like dating And like we went to Tiffany's And I was like let's just john some engagement rings or whatever And then um And so like I got the

I have a thing on my the notes in my phone And it was like what rings What fingers size? she was like what size of diamond she, like exactly what cut she wanted. Oh, she knew it all. But it was only like five things and then I and then I remember when

it was like right before I had to go to Paradise when I was having to talk to Lorraine and I was like she's like just... Oh, her herself. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, here are the stats and she was like, okay. And I was like, that's it? And she's like, yeah, don't worry. And she goes, here's the number and you're like, holy shit balls. Yeah.

That's, wedding rings, those kind are not cheap. Yeah, that's when I was like, Fab Fit Fun, where are you? Give me all the boxes. Diarrhea tea. What do you guys need? Like, Debbie T, give it sugar bear hair anyone? Diff I wear?

Come on, let's go. Puppet's got to make some money. That's so funny. And also, like, no shame on that either. Like, I think people are over making fun of people that do ads, though. I think it's, like, people get it now. Yeah. Like, at first, they're like, get a job.

But I'm like, you have no idea. Yeah. This is a great job. I'm making more than a dollar. But it's crazy. So I'm like, yeah, do it all, whatever. Oh, my gosh, you found wine. My wine!

Yes. What delivery. Yes. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, you have to drink my rosé with me. All right. Rude. Unless you're pregnant.

I don't think so. Okay. That's always my sure sign when people come on. Carly, when she first came on the podcast, I was like, do you want a glass of wine? And I know she'll always drink. And she was like, oh, I'm not feeling well. I'm like, she's pregnant. I knew right away. I knew right away. Cheers. You have to act like you like it, even if you don't, because it's mine.

It's got a good nose on it. I was going to say, tell me it's warm. It's good. You like it? Yeah. Are you a rosé guy? Yeah, by proxy, though. Like, sexually transmitted rosé guy. Sarah likes rosé. Oh, okay. So, like, she spread it on you, and then you're like, I have to now. Well, here's the thing. Like, I feel like rosé is the paradise of wine. It was not cool. a couple years ago.

Oh, my God. Great analogy. Yeah. And now it's like super in vogue. I like it. Like, you and I both lived in Nashville. Yeah. I don't live there anymore.

But like Nashville's so freaking hot. I remember being like on patios and stuff and being like, I want a chilled thing. And so I started drinking rosé with Sarah. And then it's just so much cheaper to be like, let's just get a bottle and share it. Yeah. I love rosé. You know what's coming in now? Orange wine.

Have you had it? No, but my father makes wine He makes an orange wine So he's trying it out Like this is his first year of trying it out Yeah He's very excited about it And like tells me all about it

He's a garage maker So he's got a place up in Sonoma Yeah And right now we just make like a We make a garnacha And a cab And he's been trying to do white wine He keeps on knocking it up

And then he went to Spain recently And they were like all about this orange wine thing. And so he's like, I want to try that. So that's, I'll give you a bottle of my dad's orange wine one day. I really want to try it. That'll be my first orange wine. I keep hearing about this upcoming. It's going to be like the new rosé. And, you know, a winemaker myself has to know about these upcoming things. So I'm like, cool, I have to try it. And your dad will be my first. Does he have a name for it? I don't think so, yeah. But his wines are all really like not politically correct. Yeah. And I love that. I love that. He made a bunch of rosé a couple

years ago. And he did, he had Pete Rosey. Yeah. And then he had Rosey O'Donnell. Ah. Yes. And just a picture of Rosie O'Donald's face. And it just said Rose, like, Rose. Wait, how have I not known about, like, does he needs it like an Instagram page? And then my favorite one was, he does, but don't follow my dad. But like it is just like him making wine. And then the, the people that lived up the street. So like a lot of people in like wine country, they just grow great. But they don't really do anything with them. It makes their house look cool. Yeah. And so like his neighbor's up. up the street he was really good friends with and it was a it was a gay couple yeah and um and so he was like hey if you don't want these grapes i'll take them and i'll make wine then we can split it or

whatever yeah and they're like yeah sure whatever take it so he made the wine and you know he's a 78 year old like retired doctor and so he was like i got a good name for the for the cabernet and i was like all right what is it and he's like we're calling it cabber gay because it came from the guys up there that are gay and i'm like no no no no i got it Yeah, I get it. We got it. It's good, right? Cabourgay.

I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So offensive. He really wanted like this good reaction when you were like, ah. Okay. It's 2019, Dad. You can't say that. But the truth is that those guys love it. They think it's like the funniest thing in the world, you know?

They're good-spirited about it. He wouldn't do that if they didn't. Yeah, exactly. Oh, my gosh. That's actually cute. Well, I just like how punny he is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So did you get your hair?

humor from your dad? Yeah, I think so. Is your mom funny? Yeah, my one's pretty funny too. Oh, so that's why you're really funny. Yeah. My mom's more like, uh, I get like the, uh, gregariousness. Yeah. The, like, we'll hang out with, like to hang out with everybody person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where my dad's like kind of, uh. Like undercover funny? My mom's just like nice and like the life of a party. Yeah. Which I feel like I can be a lot of the time. And then my dad's like got the dry, kind of a dick sense of humor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know. I'm into that Yeah

What about you? Where did you get your humor from? My mom thinks she's funny Oh, she's probably listening to this And so feeling like I'm an asshole right now But my mom thinks she's funny And that's why she's funny Because she's really, really outgoing

And like, like you would see her and be like Okay, that's Caitlin Like we're very similar Like kind of like always performing type But she's not funny But she is because of how crazy she is In like the best way ever Like anyone who follows me on Instagram

knows so that I, like, always record her dancing and drinking and doing funny things. Yeah. My dad is the most quiet, like, sweetest soul you've ever met in your life, but, like, he'll throw out zingers sometimes, but I'm like, and when they're good. Like, I told this on one of my live podcasts, we were playing, um, what is that game? It's like, um, cards against humanity, but it's, it's the exact same thing. Yeah, okay. Oh, what do you meme?

Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, so I was doing that, and I was like, I can't do this with my dad. Like, I'm saying the most inappropriate things about, like, tampon strings and butt holes. And I was just like, I got, and my dad was like, oh, come on, Kate. And he, like, thought it was so funny. And then he walked out the door and we're like, oh, dad. I'm like, well, that's, that was funny, but, like, I can't play that game with you anymore. Like, have a good night.

And he goes, see you later, you little sluts. Plural? Yeah, to me and my girlfriend. Oh. And I was just like, like, it was so funny because he, I don't even think that word. Like, I don't even know if he knows what that means. And he just said, like, he wanted to give some sort of shock value humor. And I was just, like, dead that he called me and my girlfriend a slut.

You little sluts. And he does not know what that means. I just, like, imagine like, I don't know, like a lunch lady smoking a cigarette, being like, have fun, you little sluts. That's exactly what I pictured, but not my dad. My dad's like this little five foot, I don't know, nine and he's got a little mustache. And he's like, he's such a dad. Oh, he's the best. Is he a French Canadian?

No. No. No, we're from Edmonton. I feel like everyone always thinks I speak French because I am Canadian and I... That's not a thing? It's not a thing. Got it. I mean, I only know how to say like bonjour and count five.

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Yeah. And you don't think that ruins the ratio. No. No. And also, like, shout out to, like, Bleaker Street pizza in New York. Oh, really? That place is ball. Really?

Yeah. Sarah got me on to that place. And, like, it's so big that, like, the only way that you can do it is that you got to fold it. What does the buffalo guy say? He folds it. Yeah. And then you don't, you don't subscribe to that. No.

And he also, with his chicken wings, he's, like, such a freak about, like, obviously, buffalo-style wings. And I'm like, you don't even enjoy the wing. You use the wing as a scoop for blue cheese dip. Yeah. And that's, I'm like, you don't, it's, you're not even enjoying the wing. Yeah, it's a delivery method for ranch dressing or blue cheese. Yeah. And if you do ranch, I'm sure he's like mentioned this on your Instagram before if you ever like were eating wings, which I think happened.

I was like, such a buffalo guy thing to say. Like, Buffalo people are passionate about two things. The bills and wings. Like, and they, I mean, it's like me. I'm from Evanton. I'm like, there's nothing going on. So I'm like, yeah, go oilers. Like terrible team, but that's all we have.

And I feel like that's him with Buffalo. He's like, wings are like, you can't argue with him about wings. He will win every argument. He knows every wing fact. Is he proud to be a Bills fan? No. Because like, you know, the whole thing is that they're drunks that like now jump off of buses into tables and like that's their thing. I saw that on Barstool Sports.

I was like, what's sad is I could see Jason doing that. Totally. It's so funny because everyone knows everyone who thinks they know Jason. You know, he's so politically correct and he's well-spoken and he, like, where's a good blazer and he's, you know. But Buffalo, Jason, when that comes out, I'm like, you are a straight savage. Yeah. Like, he would jump off a truck into a table and risk his life just for the bills. Have you been to a bills game with him?

No, and I'm scared. Yeah, I would watch out for that. It's like the biggest party in a parking lot. He wants to get married in that parking lot. I'm like, you are out of your goddamn life. I saw someone recently got married. at halftime at a base game. Yes, that's what inspired him.

Yeah, that's what's happening to you. No, I made it very clear that I'm like, if I was from Buffalo, maybe that would be a thing. Yeah. But if you're going to, no, I, no, I want a beach. Yeah, you want a beach wedding? Yeah. Like, really casual beach wedding with, like, really close friends and family. Yeah.

And then a big party, like, when I get home or something. Really? Yeah. That's cool. That was what was weird about Paradise this year with Crystal and The Goose. Oh, yeah. They got married in Mexico, but they did it inside. And we're all like, you're in Mexico.

Why are you? Wait, that was inside? Yeah, it was in the, well, you haven't been there, but like there's this big place called the badanta that everyone's, it's kind of like the holding pen for everyone before we go to Sailya. And it's this huge, it's like Disneyland or like Jurassic Park. And they have like a big ballroom. They may look beautiful. But we're all, like, Chris and I are sitting there being like, why are we not on the beach right now? Yeah.

I was so confused. Nobody has a Mexico wedding to do it inside. Yeah. They're probably the first two that's ever done that in life. It was so weird. And then, but I get it like. Was it for filming purposes? No.

I think that they wanted it outside as well. Like Evan and Carly's wedding was outside. But I think it was because it's so hot there, people didn't want to be sweating their makeup off. Oh, and that was a thing at Carly and Evan's wedding. I was dying. Yeah. Yeah, it was gross. But that's, I mean, that's so paradise.

And that's what the show is. Yeah, it's just sweaty, sweaty hotness. Like, what couple are you rooting for, Dylan and Hannah? I feel like they're like the main. They're so cute. And Christian and Demi. Yeah. Are they as cute as they seem on TV?

I love them so much. Which one? I want to be, like, in their relationship. With Demi and Christian? Yeah. They were, like, I loved Christian because she was so good at being on reality TV without ever having to do it. Yeah.

She seemed very calm and, like, comfortable there. She was chill. And, like, and I always make the thing about Paradise. Paradise is, like, reality TV all stars. Like, it's people who are really, who were really good at it. Right. Or, like, weren't, like, nervous about cameras being around and, like, able to, like, you know, emit emotions very easily.

And she had never been in that world. And she came in there, and she was just like, all right. And then it was just chill. Yeah. But she was also, like, no drama chick. Like, she, her and I sat at the bar for, hours on it and just like shooting the shit. Really? Yeah. Because she was just like, I don't care about Blake's bullshit and I don't

care about, you know, like, whatever. Like if we talk about Blake one more time, she was probably like, I can't. That was like the whole season. Yeah. It was just like shitting on Blake for being a dude. Oh, I know. For being single at a music festival. God forbid. I was like kind of high-fiving him for it. Like when you're single, he was truly heartbroken from Becca. And like, think about what you do when you're really heartbroken and go through this little party phase you just, you're trying to find someone that you connect with. Yeah, you should never

hooked up with people that are on the show. That should be a rule. I told him that we all hung out and they were like, do you have any advice? And I was like, my only advice is you don't sleep with anyone who's on the show. I think Blake had an idea going in it was going to be like that because he knew what he did. Oh, for sure. He was

nervous. I just, yeah, I'm like, don't go on the show then. Yeah. Blake, I told him that. I'm like, if you know what's going to happen. You either sign up for that or you don't. I think in his mind, one of two things was going to happen. He was going to get engaged to Hannah. Yeah. Or he was in his heartbroken and he was to be the bachelor. That's what I think he was thinking. Oh, I didn't even think about that. But he knew very well going in what he had done. Yeah. And that he would probably get called out for it. Like, I really wish he'd come down the stairs and, like, brought a

computer in her projection. And he was like, all right, I've got PowerPoint presentation about what happen okay i want everyone to know right on the front end all right it's up with her one day next day yeah and then um text with her that i flew out there yeah and here we are okay and you have like the little like yeah like uh strings yeah the strings attaching to where he's been and who he's done yeah and there's just like a cluster at like the music festival it's all intertwines in indio california and as if one of my girlfriends messaged me they're like this is going to work out so well for him he's going to be like mr cocella now and he'll get brand deals with Coachella and he'll be like the

what um yeah he'd be like an act there yeah I want him to have a kissing booth at stagecoach next year and like have it look really crappy like made with like cardboard like it looks like and he just hangs out which also is concerning because wasn't there an outbreak

of herpes at Coachella this year? I feel like that's every festival oh is that I don't know it just made the news this time yeah people are just getting tested now I guess Yeah, it's just like It trended on Twitter

So now we all hear about it When it's been going on for years Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah You were also doing Didn't you just do With ENews, the red carpet for Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was cool

Okay, what? That's huge I feel like that was really good I was jealous Were you? Yeah Yeah, it was fun like You just got so much joy out of that

I saw that You just genuinely smiled You're like Where are you? Yeah, okay And then you like went into your bit Okay, I see you No

I've been like doing like little stuff with Eve for a while now and yeah they asked me they asked me to do the like the live stream pre show first and I was like yeah of course that'll be fun and then I think at the last minute they were like hey we really like to have you come in like on the the D block like at the end of the show yeah and I was like yeah sure because I was already going to be there like my segment was like right afterwards so they're like this is a is going to fit perfectly. And it was so much fun. And here's the thing. I can talk about TV shows until the cows come home. But I don't know anything about fashion. Oh, and they're all about the fashion.

And that's so much what it is, you know? Is that what you were to make it about? Well, like, they're just like, oh, my God, look at Mandy Moore's pink top and, oh, you know, like, look at the deglittage. There are words that I was like, I don't know what that is. I don't either. Look at the cross stitching and the thing.

And I was just like, wow. hide it yet and but so I was just like so like not confused but I was like wow that's interesting and then you don't want to say anything because it's like I thought Amelia Clark looked great but I don't be like yeah it looks hot you know like man look at that plunging necklid and one boot about to come out you know you had to like watch everything

you say yeah so I was just like I don't know and then and then afterwards I was like guys I'm sorry that like I'm not really like a fashionista and they're like no that's why we wanted you there because you're like every other dude that's watching it's like I don't know what this is but she looks good that's fair actually I like that idea because that's what those kinds of shows need more of is somebody relatable like I'm a girl I don't like fashion I'm not into fashion I'm like I call low and I'm like put me in something cute but I don't know anything about fashion which people are always surprised at which

makes me feel like I'm doing something right but I don't care about fashion and even when I watch those shows I don't give a shit about what people are wearing I remember one time there's a headline, Caitlin wore something to a red carpet that was out of our closet. And it was like a no-no. Oh, whoa. It was on actually Perez Hilton. Oh, well. Yeah.

He, like, shamed me. Did he put the cum in the picture? I wish he did. That was always kind of a goal in life of mine, like, growing up. I'm like, imagine one day Perez Hilton talked about me on his, like, cool website and put, like, a dick with, like, the cum. Yeah. Have fun, you little sluts. Way to enter that back.

Yeah, that was good. Call back. Yeah, that's what we call a callback. When we were doing that, when we were doing that thing, like, there's also a part of me that wants to make fun of, because it's so silly, right? Like, it's fashion, and it's also, like, there's no right or wrong or whatever. And I remember someone had, like, a very, like, fluffy bottom part of the dress. Yeah. And I so badly want to be like, she sounds like a giant lufa.

But, like, I couldn't. You can't? I don't know. Like, looking back, I wish I had done it because, like, I don't care. Well, yeah. And that's like the, don't they have a panel of people that kind of like just rip on what people are wearing? So that's like not like that, that's cute. Flufas are cute.

Yeah, exactly. It's not like you're saying she looks stupid. You're just saying she looks like a giant flufa. Yes, she looks like a lufa. A lufa. A lufa. Like when you wash your body with. Yeah, I always call it a flufa.

Really? Yeah, I just realized that. It is a lufa. And I always say flufa. And I felt very right saying it out loud there. until I realized, you said, you like, correct him. You're like, yeah, Loufa. I'm like, oh, yeah, Louva.

Well, maybe that's what they do up in Ontario or Edmonton. Oh, you little American. Ontario's over here, Edmonton's over here. Don't know that. Yeah. I've been to Edmonton one time. Oh, for a Bachelor thing? Because Edmonton loves their Bachelor people.

Yeah, I went to some club. I bet you went to oil something. No. Did it have oil in the? I don't think so. Oh. I feel like it was like the ranch or the bar. The ranch, yeah.

Is that what it is? Yeah, the ranch. That's like, they bring all reality people in there. They pay great, too. Yeah, I remember I was hanging out with, like, I want to say it was like Vern Troyer. Like, like, should I know who that is? He's like, was like, was mini-me on, um. Oh.

Like, it was like, wow, you guys really bring it up the A-list celebs here at the. Wait, he was there? Yeah, like, it was, I think it was, yeah, yeah. And they were like, don't give him drinks. And the RIP by the way He passed away He passed A couple years ago

But like they're like Don't give him drinks And I was like yeah okay Because he had his own bottle And I was like wow He's got his own bottle of vodka And I was also How is he able to drink all this

Right And afterwards they were like That's all water We don't let him Oh because he had a bit of a problem Or something Or he got crazy He was like 30 pounds

You know Like one drink And he would be plastered Okay I was with Kendall and Joe last night and Joe kept ordering tequila shots yeah and Jason I remember this morning Jason looked at me I'm he's gonna be so mad that I just said this but he was throwing up in the middle of the night really which I do actually think he had bad buffalo wings really yeah that's

what I think it was because it was like it just wasn't like a hangover thing I've never seen him throw up from drinking yeah and Jason looked at me this morning he's like are you okay and I'm like I mean I don't I felt better but I'm fine he goes I don't understand how someone your size drinks the amount of alcohol that you do and then you feel fine the next day which I'm not fine I'm just I'm a little hung up up yeah yeah yeah but like I'm not dying

Sarah says the same thing about me because you just put them back yeah but I also get like super lush but I have this my superpower is is that when I hit a limit I piece out wow good for you not I

yeah I know so that's the problem was when people keep going that's when they get sick Like, there becomes a limit where I'm like, oh, God, I have to get the hell out of here. And then it's like, either I won't say goodbye to anybody and I'll just leave or if it's like someone who's going to give me shit, I'm going to be like, listen, I got to go. I don't feel good. And then like it happened two nights ago. I went out with a bunch of people.

And then I came home and Sarah was having like a girl's night. And I walked in. She was like, hey, babe, come in and say hello everyone. And I was like, no, no, I'm going to bed. And then I walked up to Sarah. And she was like, come say hi to Sierra. And I was like, hi, I got to go. And then you know.

Passed out. And the next morning, I was like, she was like, how are you not feeling good? And I was like, because I went to bed. Yeah. Because, you know, see, I wish I had that superpower. My superpower is just like still shoveling tequila down my throat when I don't know how I'm walking. Like, that's my superpower. Well, that's a cool one too, I guess.

No, it's not. And it's not cool that I don't really get hung over because then I'm like, well, I might as well just do that again. Yeah. I do. Here's the thing that, like, when I'm hung over. So yesterday, it was when I was hung over. Yeah. And I just eat so much food the next day.

Yeah. No joke. Do you want my breakfast sandwich? No, because I feel great now. Oh, yeah. But I had like, I made four sandwiches and like three avocado toasts with like eggs on top. I was going to say, I've seen your cooking with wells. You did an egg on top and you call it a chicken period.

It makes me want to vomit every time. It's what it is. It's disgusting. I know. It's tough. Those are facts. It's a chickens period. It is.

Really? Like, that's... It's an unfertilized egg, right? Oh, that actually makes one to throw up. And that's what a period is. Whoa. So why don't women lay eggs? They do.

You have a period every three weeks. How do you know more about the, like, feminine body than me? I'm like, what do we do then to get rid of it? Why don't we have eggs? You're like, Caitlin, you froze yours. You did a whole Instagram thing about it. Yeah, you have eggs. Because my father is an OB-GYN.

I feel like we've talked about this before. Yeah, we probably have. I was probably drunk. As I fill up this glass of wine. All right, let's take a minute. It's time to rethink the way you, period. Let's be honest, the options out there are just not cutting it for me anymore. Pads, sticky, bunchy, tampons can be uncomfortable.

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Oh, sell me on it. What a quinky dink. Aromas of rose petals in my rosé. A little romance from you to you with hints of wild strawberries, apricots, and white raspberries. Really? White raspberries?

Wild strawberries? This is what I call self-love. hashtag treat yourself wait get to the best line great at legs full body and the wine's not bad either this is such a

Caitlin thing right there I know that's what I wanted I was like it needs to be because I'm not making a wine here saying I'm a wine expert I'm not like hints of this

I'm like wild strawberries white raspberries sure great legs full body the wines on vanilla what a coinky dink I'm glad that you learned something through that how to spell coinky dink

I mean like so you spell quinky dink coin kid ink yeah Google it that's how I believe you but like I just never seen it yeah well there you go it's not a word I use a lot you don't use coinky dink you just say the basic coincidence yeah but I like coinky dink yeah it's good have you've heard it before though oh of course oh okay you just don't use it very often that's what did I say the other day and Jason was like I am putting that into the into the vocab oh a cuffle okay Like we were in a kerfuffle of traffic

Yeah, yeah, yeah I was like, ooh, what a kerfuffle And he was like, what? And I don't think he's ever heard that before So that's like a shit show Yeah, caffuffle Or a quagmire, you're stuck Or, no?

A quagmire? Isn't that a character on family guy? Yeah, but a quagmire is like That's a thing? Yeah, it's being stuck in something. Oh, are you sure? Yeah. Oh, okay.

I mean, you can look it up, but I'm like going to my internet really quick just because I always want to prove you wrong on things. I mean, I could be wrong. Wait, I'm actually going to Google this. Do it. Also, what is... Something feels like my computer's working really hard.

Yeah, it's got the fan on. Is that a thing? Is that a big fan of yours? It's my biggest fan. Don't take my joke and then make it like a little bit better. That's what I do, though. That's what I do with all of my jokes. I just steal them from people.

I said to you one time, I was like, oh, this radio station in Nashville totally stole my confessional Monday, or Confessional Tuesday thing, and you were like, yeah, welcome to the biz. Everyone steals everything from everyone. And I'm like, yeah, I probably got that from like somewhere else. Yeah, you got it from Ryan's Seacrest in 2009. Yeah, I heard it somewhere put it in the back pocket for a time when I thought, hey, maybe one day I'll have a podcast. Yeah, it fits between when Ryan does Ryan's roses and when Kim Kardashian comes on in his show. That's when he did that.

Wait, what? I don't know. We'll be back with more Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow. all right as always a big thank you for listening to the show my vinos we'd like to ask a small but very important favor of you it'll only take a few minutes and you're one of the first people to do it really podcast one will make it worth your time literally we need you to complete a short survey because the information you give us can help make things better for the show and for you as a listener so go to podcast one dot com slash survey and everything will be right there for you

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So please go to podcast.1.com slash survey, answer some questions, and potentially make some money along the way and hey thank you for being a vinyl now back to off the vine with kately bristow quagmire look it up yeah okay i'm trying to get to it i'm not good with the old computer yeah quagmire definition see i just typed in quagmire and quagmire's actual picture yeah came okay quagmire definition a soft boggy area of land that gives oh that gives way underfoot Yeah. So it's like mud. So when you get stuck in a quagmire, you're stuck in mud. Okay. Interesting. I wonder if that inspired Quagmire's name on Family Guy.

Yeah, I don't know. Because he's always just like... Stuck in Poon? Yeah. Like, he's stuck in the mud of like all the vagina. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe that's what inspired them. I don't know how Seth, his brain works. Yeah. Wait, I had something else to say to you. Quagmire's character was based off of...

So there was a show called Three's Company way back. in the day? Yeah, I know. And so Jack Tripper's... Come on knock on my door. Come on knock on my door. Wait. Wait. Okay. Sing what comes next. We'll be waiting for you. We got the... Hers and hers and hers and his. Three's company two. Is that what it is? Come a ta-ladee-vous. Three's company two. Dude, when I get drunk, I will start singing theme songs forever.

Really? What's your go-touch? too. Uh, it's a rare condition, and we're staying age, reading the good news on the newspaper page. Love an addition of a grand design. Some people say, it's even harder to find. Well, there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls. Because all I see is the power of dreams, real love bursts out of everything. Days go by

It's the bigger love of the family And then they go down the roller coaster Yeah No, no, no Was that family matters Or was that step by step? No, step by step step by step is step by step

But also, they're all the same songs Make it better the second time around Oh yeah, you're right Yeah, it's all the same Like I feel like John Tested all these songs like in the early 90s. Oh, the 90s are just the best. But here's the one,

once you sing those two songs, you can never remember the lyrics to Full House. This whole time after I've been trying to like just ease my way into that one, I'm like, what the fuck I can't remember? No, and you can't do it. Once you do that one, you can, I can never remember Full House.

Wait, weird. Yeah, I know. Shubba-ba-da-da-da-da-da-do-de-de-de-de-de-de-de. Oh, oh my gosh. You're going to Google it. Yeah, I am. Full. Now I want to go straight.

Wait, finish your story first of all about I interrupted you and I was like, wait, how does. Oh, three's company. Oh, yeah. So Jack Tripper's best friend is this guy named Larry who lives next door and he's a total ladiesman. A little bit misogynistic and by a little bit, I mean a lot, but this is the 70s. And he's just like slams every piece of ass that comes around. I like that he said pooh. All those little slats.

And so. So Quagmire, and even kind of looks like Larry, like it was totally based off that. Oh. I was talking about this on another podcast. Do you know the premise of Three's Company? No. I imagine like half your audience doesn't know what the hell we're talking about, but it was a great show. It was a great show.

So good. Suzanne Summers, wasn't she in there? Suzanne Summers, and then Jack Chippererickett, he passed away. He did? Yeah. So the premise is it's a man and two women living together, and then there's a landlord named Mr. Furley. Yeah. And it's in L.A. It takes place in L.A. in the 70s. And this show is so woke. Like, if you go back and like watch it, you're like, whoa, I can't believe they did this. Really? The premise is, is that back in the 70s, it was not cool or like in early 80s, whatever. It was not cool for a single straight man to live with two women. Okay.

So they make up a lie that Jack is gay. So it's okay for him to live with two women. And it's Mr. Furley trying to. catch Jack and not being gay. And that's why there's always confusion because Mr. Furley and Mrs. Furley think he's gay, but he's really not. I did not know this. And I loved that show. A lot of people don't know. Like when you, if you go back and like

watch the pilot, it's like, holy crap. How is this happened in the 70s? Oh, that is so interesting. Yeah. Huh. God, this is just a podcast full of knowledge today. I've learned about two deaths. I've learned the word quagmire. You've learned

Co-winky-dink. Yeah. It's just like... Okay, and I have the song. When you're lost out there and you're all alone. I'm telling you John Tash did all these. It's so good. Whatever happened to predictability.

The milkman, the paper boy, the evening TV. How did I get delivered here? Oh, my God. Oh, what a great... You want to know a funny story? What? When we used to watch... Did you guys have TGIF in the States, or was that a Canadian thing?

Okay, so me, my mom, my dad, and my sister, we would all make popcorn and have licorice and we would get in bed and watch TGIF every Friday. It was like our thing. And we'd all love the beginning song of all the shows. And I'll never forget one time my dad had to tape it because we were running a bit late. And he fast-forwarded through the end where it went, shoo-da-ba-b-b-ba-da. And I was, like, not okay with it. And my mom got mad at him.

She was like, Michael, rewind the shub-de-b-b-b-da for Caitlin. That's her favorite part. And now every time I hear, shub-da-bba-ba-da. I'm like, that's such a clutch part of the whole intro. Oh, my gosh. What else was on T. Step-by-step, Family Matters, full house.

Sabrina the Witch was there for a hot minute. Yeah. Um, what was that theme song? I don't know. What was that? What was that? I got so excited. Sabrina, the teenage witch theme song.

Oh, I'm excited. Do you remember the show Alex Mack? Yeah, of course. So I was obsessed with Alex Mack. Had a huge crush owner. I did too. I wrote into the show asking if I could be on the, that's how you got on TV shows. I wrote in and I'd be going to the show.

You just think all TV shows are reality TV shows. Like, I'd be really great on the show. Here's why. I made a video. Hey, Bachelor Nation. Wells Adams here. I'd be really great for Juan Pablo because I love kids. Okay.

Oh, whoa. Melissa Joan Hart, I thought I was so cool because she followed me on Twitter and I realize she follows everybody that follows her. Oh, she won those. Okay, that's a boring theme song. Do you remember this show Pete and Pete? I was obsessed with that show. No? What's that?

It was about two brothers who were redheads that had the same name. They were both named Pete. It was on Nickelodeon anyways. I don't remember that. Yeah. But do you have a confession for me? I know you know you had to come in with a confession. Oh.

You didn't prep for this. I didn't. I'm sorry. Like what is it, what is it an average confession? A lot of people poop their pants Oh yeah A lot of people Peep their pants

A lot of people That's basically the thing That's it Yeah Yeah I'm trying to think of when Oh mine could be last night That I was just like

I don't know who I think I am sometimes When I drank tequila But I just kept going And it was so fun We brought ramen everywhere for Sunday Funday and I woke up this morning And I cried because I was like I am a terrible dog

mom and I forgot to feed ramen last night oh and that makes me feel so much shame so like you can go that way with the confession too where I'm like I am he's already skinny he needs to be fed more and I missed a meal for my child yeah what's surprising too if you were out to dinner like norm brawn because every time you bring I did give him celery and crust okay salary not that great oh why oh shit really no I don't know oh god am I going to get all the dog mom's shamers out there coming after me for celery oh no I did that with Carl I was doing I was doing cooking well thing and I made three patties, one for me, one for Sarah, one for the dogs. And in the thing, I put like onions and garlic and they were like, onions are bad for dogs.

And I was like, let me tell you something, this lady. Probably Patty. My dog ate shit recently and not like fell down. Like literally went outside and ate someone else's poo. So you know what? Not super concerned about the garlic and the onions. That's fair actually. Dogs will eat anything.

Yeah. I get that like if you give them chunk. of onion and garlic, like raw, that's a problem. Yeah. Because they say, but, I mean, still, my dog growing up ate, like, all the chocolate. It was, like, her favorite. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I'll get the dog'samers.

You're getting one now. Now it's a thing. I was so worried about celery. Now I'm, like, basically poisoned my dog. She lived until she was 17. Yeah. Loved chocolate. There you go.

Yeah. So just everybody. Aren't you terrified to have kids with social media? Yeah, I guess. But like... There's dog shamers. Yeah, I know. And, like, I watch, like, Chrissy Teagan stuff and she's just like...

She, like, goes after it and she's like, whatever, dude. Like, there was that whole thing about that one guy where the baby was, like, sucking on his toe and it was weird. Oh, yeah, I remember that. But that's so much more of, like, a them issue than the guy, the dad issue. Totally. That's like, you have, like, a foot thing that, like, we can either address or not. But, like, you know, like, babies put their own feet in their mouth. Like, this is not a weird...

Yeah, it's not a weird thing. Yeah. Don't make it weird. Now you're making it weird. Yeah. People love to do that. Yeah. I don't know, confession.

I shit my pants recently. You did? I did. Okay. Great. I was at a... Great. Tell me about it.

I mean, it is a thing. And actually, like, Sarah had, didn't, I didn't tell her of this, so she's going to find out. I can't hear you. Well, I was at a golf tournament. This is, like, so bro-y, but, like, I was in, I was in Palm Springs. Yeah. And, like, it was, like, all my brother's friends, and we just got, it was just so much drink. Like all day you're playing golf and you're drinking

And then we went out And like drank some more And it was like the night before I was supposed to leave And I got super super drunk And then I woke up the next morning And I definitely shit the bed Oh like full blown Yeah but like just in my

Like a good amount of shark Okay It was enough to call it pooping the bed It was enough to call it eating bed And it was enough to be like Those underwear are now going away forever Yeah garbage Yeah

And then I just Did you wash the sheets? No, it was a hotel. I don't know. Where are my? Oh. Okay, it was a hotel. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Fair, fair. So, yeah, so then I just, uh, I just threw them away and then I showered. Yeah. And here we are. That's it. That's a great confession. It made it happen. It's so funny because that has become so normal on this podcast that nothing, it does not phase me when people shit their pants.

I'm like, of course you did. That's going to be your confession. Yeah. I'm just always mentally prepared for a poop your pants story when I ask for confession. I mean, it's like, it's what makes us all human. Right. And everybody loves you more for it. Yeah.

You know? Another thing, your podcast. Yeah. So you have a podcast with Brandy called your favorite thing. Your favorite thing podcast as well as brandy. Okay, that's the full name. And then you have another one? What a quinky dink.

Yeah, then I have another one, but like we're in a weird spot with that right now. So we're not really sure what's going on because it was with Steph Pratt from the Hills. And it was just like talking about the Hills. Right. same like with like Ben and Ashley talking about The Bachelor like this is but the hills and that show is now done so it's like what do you do going forward and Steph lives in London and she lives in London yeah like not London Ontario Canada no London London London town oh wow okay so so now we're trying to figure out what to do going forward so don't worry about that so much what you know is brandy nice podcast is super dope you should listen to I do I do listen to it sometimes and I don't really listen to podcasts but sometimes sometimes I just, I always find it so fascinating because sometimes I have structure in a podcast and sometimes like when you come on, I know I don't have to. Like, I can just have the, and I like that about your podcast where you guys are just like, you'll get on a topic and then just

like go on that and it just feels like natural. Yeah. Yeah. It just feels like, like I enjoy listening to it instead of being like, yeah. Yeah. So like there's a couple of things though about that. Like yes, we are like friends and it's easy and then also I've done radio for a really long time, but then also I produce it, like I edited it. So I make it super tight. Like, I think people think that we're like, it's so natural, but I go

in there like a crazy person. Yes, I go in there like a crazy person to make that showtime. Oh, that's great. Yeah. So do you add sound effects? No. So when I made I came from this radio world of like, it's so many sounders and bumpers and all this stupid radio jargoners.

Yeah. Well, it's the morning. Yeah. I hated it. Like, have you seen that family guy episode? Yeah, yeah. Dingo and the baby. Dingo and the baby. 97.1. Oh, yeah.

Turn it up and rip the knob off. Like, so I came from that word and I hated it. It's so, it's just a lot of nothing, you know? A little filler. It's just nothing. So when we made the show, I was like, she came out at the premise. Yeah. I came up with the name.

And then when it came to production, I was like, I want my show to have none of it. Yeah. So, like, there isn't even, like, a lot of people have songs. and like intros and stuff like ours is just like bros and hoes you're listening to your favorite thing podcast well wasn't ready like that's it

and so I love that because it's like the opposite of everything I've ever done yeah yeah it's like a nice little breath of fresh air for you to just actually talk about what you want to talk about and not have all this bullshit in between

that's it's so funny because I had this whole actually you should hear it this happens every time I have this whole intro for you but then I'm like I enjoy just the normal conversation of starting but want to hear it

because it's good yeah yeah okay today I'm sitting down with America's most beloved bartender whose smiling face his smiling face you saw on season 12 of The Bachelorette and although his screen time may have been lacking during the past season of Bachelor in Paradise

he's the one you can always count on for honest advice and outstanding impressions he's also a recently engaged man to his beautiful girlfriend of two years and co-host two podcasts that will always have you entertained and laughing your favorite thing with co-host Brandy Cyrus and the Pratt cast

with co-host Stephanie Pratt. Please welcome to podcast my friend Wells I'm glad we got to that because it pumps your tires too like it's like intro is always nice for the ego I find yeah but there's also like a little

Caitlin dig of like not enough screen time not no no no show what's going on why you're not interesting no I'm saying justice for Wells like you have so much funny shit to say that I was hoping for more yeah I wanted more Wells on like they you should have like I don't know

you know what's weird about this season is they cut all of my do your fans know what ITMs are have you talked about that yeah those interviews which like just you in the camera yeah I did I did ITM in the moments for every scenario that happened on the beach this year

and they didn't air a single one of them and that annoyed me because I was like what a waste of time and I was like it always for me I'm always the last thing that needs to be done yeah and I remember it was me and a producer Bill who's hilarious we went in and literally

for four and a half hours did the entire season at the end of it and then I'm watching back and like you didn't use a sink I could have been drinking a margarita on the beach

like if you're not going to use it don't didn't do it it does feel like such a waste of time oh that was only that annoyed me yeah no I get that we're gonna I don't want to end but oh hey guys

I want to play a game called your favorite thing how clever of me yeah that's good because your podcast, obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thought it be fitting. This is trademark.

And we'd like to hear your favorite things because people love Wells. Oh, thanks. They do. Okay, your favorite cocktail to drink. Just for like diet, for like, not dietary, for, um, bowel security vodka soda. For bowel security, vodka, help you? Yeah. What, if you drink beer, you get the shit?

Yes. IPAs, immediate diarrhea. No, it's like coffee. No, no, no. No, coffee just makes me poop. Who? immediate like a faucet out of my ass interesting you're allergic I'm assuming yes I think there's something and also anyone who likes IPAs you're lying because they're gross they're disgusting they're

like metal they taste like metal and sour and yeah I don't like them oh but you don't like sour beer then do you like sour beer no I don't oh I'd love a good sour beer it just already tastes like throw up mmm yeah it's like sour goodness bile okay fine so vodka soda yeah you little basic bit I'm so that's I think it's so basic well mine's like rosé how it's pretty basic too that actually you're the girl version of basic and I'm the guy version that's so true vodka soda close it yeah with a lime of course yeah of course favorite cocktail to make I so that how the whole bartending thing started was I on my season

a jojo season I was the first guy to get like a first date rose group date rose and so I made the rule that if you got a rose before rose ceremony yeah because once you get a rose before rose ceremony you're not important anymore like totally no one's doing interviews with you yeah no one cares so i made the rule that you had to get drunk with me and so i would make this is a time of my life when i was drinking a lot of old fashions okay oh i love a good old fashion i know and i'm very like snooty about it like if there's a marriage do you burn do you burn the orange peel and then rim it i will rim it yeah i'll rim job you don't you don't burn it first i don't know i like

that's that's a little over the top well it's it's it's an old fashion you have to do the traditional way. I agree. If you're throwing a maritino cherry in that thing, get out of my house. Get out. Right now. So I used to make, I used to make that drink. Ew, Maristino cherry. If you go to like the airport and get an old fashion, every time it's in there. Yeah, and it's like the worst bourbon. And it's like an orange wedge.

And you're like, no, I need to peel here. This is such a like a bartendery like bitchy thing. So anyway, so I used to make that drink and I still love making that drink. It's like a very, it's like a fun drink. And everyone I loved doing that drink in that house because everyone is so terrified of sugar and carbs and like they had no idea that like how much simple syrup was going into this thing like this is great and I'm like ha ha ha ha you're gonna be fat you're gonna be your

abs are gonna be shit at the end of this that's so funny because I felt the same thing where all the girls are so like aware of what they were eating and then there's candy jars everywhere and they're just eating that all day and I'm like yeah um okay also did that movie inspire you with Ryan Gosling where he's like shirtless making an old fashion everyone was like that's the hottest thing in the world Oh, what movie is that? I can't remember the name of it. A notebook.

No. Okay. It was that one with Emma. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that when he's like a... And the dad is Steve Carell, and he, like, teaches the dad to have swag after a divorce. Yes. Yeah.

I don't know. No, you don't. But anyways, it's... Hitch. Yeah. That's Will Smith. Will Smith also has the greatest career of all times. Oh, crazy stupid love.

Thank you. Got the board up in the back. Yes. Sometimes I don't let people know that I have the, like, producer in the background, like, giving me things because sometimes it's really funny. Is he, like, hitting the watch? Like, let's go. No, actually. Oh, really?

No, yeah. She's like, no, but you wrap it up. Okay. Okay. Your favorite type of cuisine? My favorite type of cuisine. Chicken period I do love eggs

Tacos or chicken wings Those are my two favorites Oh interesting And do you use ranch or blue cheese I like both So like if I get I'll always be like Because they're always like

Do you want rancher blue cheese And I'm like I'm both And they're like we're going to charge You're 25 cents And I'm like yeah I don't give a good It's a quarter Get it here

Yeah All right Yeah exactly Okay favorite thing about Sarah Um Like in what context Like if you could name one thing about her That you just that's like what you love about her

It's your favorite thing about her She's got like seven different types of laughs And I've been trying to like Like learn them Okay give it to us And like figure out What like if it's your fake laugh Yes she has a fake laugh

She has like her acting laugh I feel like She has like her like like goofy laugh her real belly laugh yeah yeah her silent laugh yeah she's got a lot of them and then her eyes uh like are crazy to me i love her eyes because she's she's very um animated yeah and her eyes are always like even watching her stories i don't find so much comfort in watching her stories for some reason i don't know why yeah i feel like she's one that i like won't skip over but she's like yeah i remember having the conversation with you and you were doing

like the no makeup Thursday or whatever and I was like Kate you can't do this because you look hot without makeup on yeah but that's still it's still it's showing no I know I know but we had this conversation and you were like thank you but like I think it's important and I agree with you and Sarah's the same thing with me she's like she'll do like she's gorgeous without makeup like exactly she doesn't need anything and she's like this is me being real and I'm like but you still look super hot it's true it's true it's true it's true it's true

True. She has, like, perfect glowing skin and, like, great hair. And, like, I love her. Okay, I seem like such a freak right now. But I love her, like, natural curly hair. I think she's just the cutest. Dude, when our kids are born. They're going to have the curliest, cutest hair ever. It's going to be a real tight curl. And I can't even wait to see how many beanies they wear. Like, I feel like they're just going to be, like, they're going to have the ultimate style and, like, the ultimate talent. And they're just going to wear beanies.

Yeah, for sure. Okay. Favorite Netflix show? Um, we were just watching Stranger Things 4 trailer. I would say Stranger Things on Netflix right now. I didn't like the third season. Oh, I loved it. Really? I loved it.

But, dude, we're watching, so I feel like this is just kind of a binge question. Yeah. We're watching Succession right now. And that's blown my mind. There's a show on Showtime. This is what my show is, by the way. It's like we talk about shit we like. Yeah.

There's a show on Showtime called City on the Hill with Kevin Bacon, which is amazing with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. I've seen that. I'm sorry, what? Dude. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck back together? No, they eat. peat it and wrote it. Okay. And then Kevin Bacon is the lead in it. And it's so good. Really? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. And then we're doing the righteous gemstones.

Okay. I'm a fan of Adam Devine, but like that's also Sarah's ex-boyfriend from modern family. So like they're all like friends. So we started watching that. Yeah. And that shows really good. That's on HBO as well. So this show that she was just in the wedding. The wedding year. The wedding year. It's a movie. It looks so, because I keep seeing on Instagram stories. It looks so funny. That dance scene? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The dance scene's great.

I think a lot of women can relate to that. Totally. That movie's really, really good. It had a limited release in theaters, and now it's just like on iTunes and Amazon. So go watch it. And the premise is her and her new boyfriend. And she's kind of like not into long, serious relationships and getting married. They get invited to seven weddings.

Like there's always that year in your life for like all your friends are getting married. And so they get invited to 14 weddings. They decide to go to seven, and it's like their story. Oh, that's cool. It's really, really good. Yeah. Okay. I love that.

Okay, last one. Favorite, I'm trying to pick up all these. Favorite date night activity. Do you guys like going out or staying in? So we don't, Sierra's like going out a lot. Oh, okay. And I get that. I just feel like it's a little bit of.

she's she doesn't like go out okay okay you're like trying to justify this for i'm like i get it i love to go out and it's like something that we like work on that's jason too jason loves to go out beer on people and i'm more of like i'm like i'm like to stay home so and i think i think it's probably a similar situation i don't really know but like for sarah when she goes out like she's immediately recognized and it's like a lot for it and i assume it's very similar for you probably not on her level but yes i get the it's it's overwhelming yeah yeah and for for jason and I, it's like, I don't know if anyone gives you shit, if we're there or not, you know? And so, I think for her, it's like, I would much rather just hang out inside.

So, perfect date night is usually, like, postmate sugarfish and, like, watch TV. I love postmating sugarfish that comes in the nice little box. It's all just, like, it's perfect. The packaging is, like, I feel like they got the guy from Apple, and they were like, what should we do with packaging? Yeah. And they're like, just do this. You're right. It's very, like, chic and clean and, like, white, and you open up and you feel very,

like, it's an experience. It is. And it has nothing to do with the taste of the food, which is ridiculous. Yep. I mean, it's sushi. It's all tastes as well. It's rice and raw fish. It's just the rice is a little, like, warmer at sugarfish.

Yeah, that's it. Everything's a little bit better at sugarfish. Just a little bit. I'll pay the extra $35 for sugarfish than I should be paying just because of the experience of opening up the box. I've never even been, I've never even seen a sugarfish store. I don't even know if they exist. Can you go in there?

Yeah, I've been. Really? Yeah. Does it come in the box still? No. I know. Thank you. It's not the greatest vibe in there either, you know?

Like, I do. It's all about the delivery box. Yeah. Yeah. I totally am with you on this one. What is yours? Am I supposed to be like coming back to you? Okay.

But my favorite date night activity would probably be just the same thing. Like postmates, bottle of wine. Is my computer okay? Big fan of yours. Thank you, computer, for being a big fan. That's really concerning actually Okay, my favorite Yeah, postmates, wine

Oh, and playing crib I don't know what that is It's a card game I'll teach it to you guys want to go Great Okay, great Let's make up our own showtune song Just to end this

Like for the Like this was the podcast It was really good We talked about a lot of stuff And learned a lot of stuff We should have known. I'm glad you did. Okay.

But now it's time to go because there's no more wine. So goodbye. What a quinky-dinkie-dink, you little sluts. Shibut-da-bba-da-da-da-o! I feel like I'm supposed to do the thing now where I'm like, tell us where we can find you. Where can we find your podcast and you on Instagram? No, I don't know that.

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