Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Kelly Keegs

Episode Date: December 26, 2017

Host of PodcastOne's new show "Whine With Kelly" and fellow wine connoisseur Kelly Keegs joins Kaitlyn to talk about the story behind her plane break up Tweets, creepy targeted ads, twerking disasters, watching celebrity feuds, and what they think of Arie as the new Bachelor and the girls that are vying for his attention! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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slash shop slash Caitlin Bristow and really what's easier than shopping with Amazon. Stay tuned to hear more special offers from my sponsors. wine. Lots of wine. Get ready to shake things up. Here's Caitlin. Okay, guys, welcome to Off the Vine. I am obviously your host, Caitlin Bristow. It's what time? 11.30 in the morning. That does not stop me from being on brand and drinking wine. It's rude when I don't. Somebody called me out actually one time. They're like, I don't think you're drinking wine during that podcast. And I'm like, there has not been a podcast where I haven't drank wine. I hate when people do that. They am like, listen, I promise. I'm drinking enough wine. Like, don't worry. I definitely have enough.

My wine intake. And I'm with a fellow podcaster who also, obviously, has a love for wine. Your podcast is called Wine with Kelly. It is. But like spelled W.H. Spelled Wine like complaining, whining. Right. Full play.

Which is a great pun. Thank you. I'm all about a good pun. Kelly Kiggs is in the studio with me today. And we're just talking. I'm always so flustered when I get in the studio because it's New York. And I feel like you were saying you're kind of. zoned out now and you don't get as flustered but I'm like still such a New York rookie that

everything flustered like like just a line up at Starbucks. I'm like I could be in a line up at Starbucks in Nashville and be completely fine but in New York I'm like like I'm stressed out. It's definitely like a thing I only notice now when I go other places. Like right now I'm kind of like I'm walking really fast. I'm always running somewhere when I don't really need to be like I don't really need to be sprinting to work in the morning. I'm going to be on time but I get there and I'm sweating because I walked so fast. There's no need to for this. But then when I go home to my parents' house in Jersey or I visit like friends down south or something, I get very anxious the opposite way. Like things are taking too long. I'm like,

oh my God. Oh my God. Like somebody needs to hurry up in the line at Starbucks and what are you doing? What you're saying is there's no pleasing you. No. That's basically. That's basically it. I will just be unhappy forever. It's not ideal. I'm like, I came in and I started reading ads for another podcast that I did. I could not, I mean, I can't read in. general, I'm not a good reader. Well, reading out loud is so difficult. I feel like that's, I mean, that's a fear that's ingrained when you're in middle school. They make you read out loud in front of the class and you screw up and everybody judges you and talk about you. Oh, my gosh, you're so right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. I just got back to like, what grade was at, I think the seventh grade. Yeah, so young. And they make you read full chapters out loud. And some people were dying to read so much out loud. I'm like, what are you talking about? Like, I don't, I don't, I never want to read out of front of people. And the popular girl was so good at reading. Of course. That I was like, she was. She also had on, like, she also had on, like, she also had on. She also had on. She also had on. She also had on. She also had on, She had mascara and highlights. Yeah. Oh, God.

Like the chunky highlights. Yeah, the big highlights. Yeah. Like dark brown and bleach blonde. Yeah. But like really dark underneath, too, and really blonde on top. Yes. Like really badass.

Really badass for seventh grade. Yes. But yeah, I was reading my... And then I'm like, it's New York. I just blame everything on New York. Yeah. That's easy to do. You can just...

I even poured our wine before starting the podcast, which is something I don't do because I like to prove to people that I'm pouring the wine. I like the noise. I know that because on my way here, I was like... listening to your podcast last week with Charlene. Oh, yes. And I heard you say that, and I do the same thing. I always am waiting.

Yeah. And I'll pour it to prove to people that I'm actually drinking. Because, like I said, trust me, I'm drinking enough. Like, if you don't hear it, it's there, I promise. And there's nothing more satisfying than pleasing people you don't know. 100%. So let's just pour a little more in the glass. That's the solution.

We'll cheers to that. That sounds good. That's the solution. Here, I'm going to put it up to my... Please. Yeah, put it up. Pour it good. Mm-hmm.

Oh. That sounded like a commercial. like a pina grigia oh my god Cheers Cheers cheers So I feel like We would just start this off For people who don't know you

For people to get to know you So tell us Who are you What do you do? Where'd you come from? That's a very good question It's very deep I know I often find myself asking the same thing

Who am I? What is life? You know, what is life? Where am I going? I really You asked me this question the other day Kind of is like a Oh, what were we going to talk

about. And I hesitate to say, like, I'm a Twitter person. But that's basically what I am. Like, that's what I've become. I live tweeted a couple breaking up on a plane like three years ago. Yes. And parlayed that into a podcast like everybody does. Yeah. And yeah, that's just where I'm at this point. And now it's just growing organically. Whereas when it all happened, I had that huge bump initially. Yeah. And now it's interesting to see how much I'm growing. And at first, I thought, oh, all these people are going to unfollow me. Like, my five minutes of fame is over. Like, this is stupid.

And now it's, like, turned into something I really love doing. So it's kind of been pretty great. It's your little empire. Yeah. That's, I felt the same way, actually, after the show, I'm like, how long until people don't give a shit about what I'm doing? And now I'm like, wow, people are so nice. I know. I have ups and downs like that, too.

Every once in a while, I'll have, like, a couple of episodes that I'll put out. And I won't get a lot of tweets about it. Yeah. And this is all, of course, goes back to the, everybody needs the justification or what's the word. validation. Yeah. Yeah. And so I'll put some out and I won't get like that many tweets about it. I'm like, shit. I'm like, it's come. It's time. Like people are over me. I've peaked. I'm going down now. Everyone's unsubscribing. Like, what the hell? Yeah. And then and then I'll have one episode or I'll say one thing that sticks that sticks. That's stick on something. And then I'll get 100 tweets about it. I'm like, okay, here I am. I'm back. Yeah. She's back. I know. I totally understand that. That is like one of my greatest fears is that people will not care about my podcast anymore because I feel like I've created such a, um, little family and community that I'm like, don't leave me now. Exactly, yeah. Hang on.

I'm getting all insecure. Mm-hmm. Don't leave me. Please don't leave me. You mean so much to me. Way more than I let you know. But that's, so I wanted to talk about this tweet that you did that started everything. How many followers did you have on Twitter before this?

Let me think. I think like six, no, I don't even want to say six thousand. Like 600, like hundreds, not even a thousand. Oh, wow. So you really built this. Yeah. So it was all like, you know, friends from college

and I've had Twitter for a really long time since the minute it came out because Miley Cyrus got Twitter and I needed to know what was going on with Miley Cyrus in 2009 obviously and so

yeah I just was on there and then my friends in college were on there blah blah blah nobody important like not even in the slightest and then I became friends with some of the guys from Barcel Sports

just outside of that like kind of through Twitter but outside of it and they once I was tweeting about this couple on a plane they really like catapulted it because they had such a cult following

and then all of a sudden I like scooped all those people up and then the crazies came after that and then I scooped all of them up and now I have like yeah love the crazies and I've you know now my goal is to target all the basic bitches well you are well on your way I will help you with that one

thank you okay so wait people don't know well I'm sure some do but explain the Twitter that you keep talking about the breakup on a plane. So explain that whole situation because this is, you were live tweeting from an airplane. A couple was breaking up. Go on. Okay. So I was delayed on a tarmac, which people have since questioned me being like, how are you tweeting like from a plane? I'm like, well, I was, I had a delay. Like,

we weren't in the air. Just a delay. P.S. The in the air has Wi-Fi. Yeah. Also, exactly. People are just. And so there was this couple across the aisle and they were arguing at first. They were very clearly drunk and I was like, oh, these people are so drunk and annoying. But what's weird about the flight is that I was originally supposed to be on a flight like four hours before that, but I was hanging out with my friends and like having too much fun. So I like paid $200 for a new flight just like on a win, like just too excited. And then I ended up across from these people and they were so drunk and they were yelling. The plane was really small. And I never, it was like a plane from Raleigh to D.C. It was like a quick jump over before I went back to New York.

And yeah, they just like were started going crazy. And I was tweeting. making fun like ha ha these dumb idiots like they're so drunk and loud and public right and then they started screaming about when that was you like the night before yes oh yeah no no like six hours before on a plane not excited that was me at lunch but like the plane no way

but yeah so I just kind of I was just you know quoting everything they were saying the people behind me were laughing like everything was going on and then we and then they spilled Bloody Mary's all over themselves and the flight attendants were pissed it was a whole spectacle like a real big thing. You couldn't not tweet about it. Yeah. And I was like, whatever. I like Twitter. Great Twitter material. Yeah. Totally. So I did just that. And then I got off the plane in D.C. And at that point, I had like 6,000 followers all of a sudden. I was like, oh, shit. Like, this is crazy. Yeah. And like a 40 minute flight. Okay. So that was crazy. And then by the time I got back to New York, I had like 15K, which was nuts. And then the next day, all of the, it was, I think, the slowest news day of all time. But it was also like the day. in most recent history that the stock market crashed.

It crashed also that day in addition to a plane breakup. But then the post and like the Daily Mail and all these places were talking about me on this plane. And I'm like, nobody gives a fuck about this. Like, why is this all over the place? And yeah, that was it. And now it's just everywhere. So if you Google my name, like it's 100 articles from Daily Mail or Elite Daily, like those kind of places and just retelling the story. Definitely Googled your name.

Yeah. Yeah. It's quite the Google. I hate when people do that to me though I'm like don't Google my name and don't ask me whatever though I'm getting married Yeah The two questions that are off limits

I don't mind the I don't mind the Google Because then I don't usually have to explain it to people Like they'll already know Or they'll know enough that I don't have to give so much detail I'm like you know you Googled it That's so funny I feel like Elon Gale did something similar

He was tweeting something from an airplane I can't remember what it was I feel like I'm remembering that too I'm not sure I can't remember And Long Gail, I follow him. I can't remember if I unfollowed him or not. Only because. Because of his political tweets?

Yes. He was like getting really political at one point. I was like, but he is very funny. Otherwise. He's hilarious. I like the good. I like when he live tweets, Bachelor, so. Oh, yes.

So you just go follow him for Bachelor stuff and then unfollowed during other. Yeah, I don't need him otherwise. No, his Twitter feed has gotten very political. And I'm like, I'm so Canadian that I still don't even understand politics here. That I'm like, oh, gosh. You're so lucky in that way. Oh, I can. I would love to just be like, oh, sorry, I don't get it.

I'm Canadian. Oh, that's what I do all the time. Now I'm just ignorant. Like, I should know. I have no idea. Well, it's almost better that you don't. Yeah. That's how I'm, yeah, ignorance is bliss with especially politics for me, but I have an excuse because I'm like, I'm Canadian.

Yeah, exactly. That's so much nicer. Damn it. Okay, so we're still getting to know. You tell me your most embarrassing moment. Oh. Oh, my gosh. Like go there.

Well, I think. I have, what's so weird is what just came to mind. was like a really embarrassing moment from childhood. Okay. All right. I have two. I just remember two embarrassing moments. So the one is from childhood.

Yeah. I don't know. Again, this like must have been so embarrassing at the time. I think I was in like second grade and I went to a Catholic school at the time. I went to Catholic school until like second grade. And then my family moved and I didn't need to go to Catholic school anymore because the school because the school system was nicer. Yeah.

And so we would have gym class and we'd have to wear like branded gym clothes for the school. Okay. It was called St. Joseph's. And I forgot my sweatpants the one day, and they had extra and, like, made me wear them. Oh, no. But I was, like, 50 pounds. Like, I was a really, like, a really tiny, skinny, small girl. Yeah.

And these pants were, like, a size large. And we were in gym class, and they kept falling down a little bit. So I had to, like, hold them the whole time. Yeah. And then as we were walking out, I was walking up these stairs, and my pants just fell completely down. Like, complete. Which now is, now is, like, whatever. Hilarious.

Yeah. Now it's funny. And who cares. Now I, like, pull down my pants. pants. Right. I'm like, hey. Now I'm like snapped at this. Yeah, this is a good material. But in the second grade, I'm like ready to kill myself. So I don't know why that

just popped up to me. But that's, well, that probably has haunted you since. Super haunting. Clearly it has. Super haunting. But then the funnier, funnier, embarrassing moment was, uh, I was 21 and, and I had, and I know this because it was one of my like first bars I went out to in New York. And so, like, of age.

I mean, you know, had a fake idea. But, um, went out in New York. Like, We had this whole thing going, and we go to this bar, like, three sheets saloon. Like, those of you that live in New York and that know all of that, there's these chains of bars. They're very, like, bro-y. There's beer pong in them. Like, they're all the same.

They're owned by the same people. Right. This one was specifically a three-sheet saloon. And I was with my friend, and we were talking to these two guys who had sent over, like, a napkin, like a whole cheesy situation, like trying to hit on us. But they were kind of cute. We're talking to them. And we were at a high-top table.

And I had on these, like, big, chunky. shoes. Like, I thought I was the hotness. I'll show you a picture of the shoes afterwards. I, like, have a picture. Okay. But I thought I was so hot. I had this, like, little skimpy dress on, these big ass, like, clunky shoes. And we were standing at this high top table, and right behind me was a fake fireplace. Oh, boy. And I had, like, a little lip on it, like a, whatever.

And I tripped, and I grabbed the table to brace myself. And I pulled the whole table. Nope. Yep. Yep. Whole table. Food. Did you still? Literally everything. Felt just totally backwards like a tree. Like, not even, like, didn't even catch myself a little bit. My dress is out. Were you injured? I, no.

I don't know how I wasn't injured. Because you were drunk. Yeah, because I was hammered, yeah, for sure. But I think I had like a bruise, you know, bruises everywhere the next day. And things didn't work out with the guy. No. No. No, he passed.

He was like, damn, that girl's drunk. I got to go. Bye. Oh, that's funny. Not ideal. That's, I mean, I can tell you, like 20 drunk, embarrassing stuff. Yeah. Like I said, that's just a good one that I like to reference.

but there are a lot of a lot of drunk, a lot of me falling. I'm always falling. I like the worst, like, balance all time. You are my mom. My mom always wears ridiculous heels and falls all the time. Constantly. And I'm like, well, why do you keep wearing these shoes, Mom, if you can't hold yourself up? We were on stage at Honky Tonk in Nashville.

And I tend to do this a lot where I'll get up and start singing with the band, whether they invite me up or not. Love that. But I, like, bribe them with my Snapchat. like, I'll promote you. Always. Give me a microphone and you can go on my snapshot. Anything to get a microphone, seriously. 110% that is me.

I will bribe the shit out of you to get a microphone. Anything. And so it was Sean's 30th birthday and I got all his friends and family to come out and surprise him. So obviously we're going for it in Nashville. And my mom was there. And my mom's a riot. She is just a good time. And she got up on stage.

And I'm like, everybody in the whole bar was seeing Caitlin's mom. has got it going on. It was like a very, like, magical moment. I like just got chills. My mom loose her shit if that, like, happened to her. It was incredible. Like, she blew her mind. Everyone was singing it, and she was just, like, in her element.

And I was on the mic singing it. And all of a sudden, she goes down. Oh. I, like, forgot where that story was going. Right. Because I was so excited for your mom. Yeah. She was in, and I'm not talking, like, a graceful little, like, or a trip, or she just

went down to a knee. she was legs in the air on her back got up and fell again twice fell twice she was mortified I thought it was amazing people just thought it was great it looked like she was just doing a thing

Whenever I see someone fall I'm like that's hysterical Thank you for that I hope you're okay And I move on Yeah I hope you're okay It's like this is all I'm gonna think about for six weeks The rest of like six weeks The rest of my life

That's real And my mom I think it's still a hauntor but it was just so funny because then I'm like, why are you wearing these shoes? So during the song, she's on her back and I'm taking off her shoes on stage. It was just, I mean, I'm painting a real pretty picture. She's just, it's hilarious.

Can I have your mom's cell phone number? Can we hang out? You should. I'm trying to chill with your mom. She told me the other day, Rob, my stepdad, I guess, something, his ankle is swelling or something. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

But he was like, maybe I should stop drinking and see what, like, you know, just anything to. If it's like a salt thing. And my mom's like, yeah, so I didn't drink. I haven't been. dream with him for like a couple of weeks. I'm like, I'm sorry, what? Are you okay? Are you sick? Yeah, are you? Are you sick? Is your ankle swollen? Yeah, what's wrong with you? It doesn't make any sense to me. That's crazy. Yeah, it is crazy. That's too much commitment. I think that I have a hard time with that. If I am, you know, if I have a boyfriend right now and he would never like stop drinking for any reason, but if he did, I don't know what I would do? Sean doesn't drink.

Yeah. Wait, he did. I'm lying. He will have, what is that beer? I always say it wrong. Mickelub. Mickelob Ultra. Mickelob Ultra light. He's a big Michael of Ultra light guy. I like Michael of Ultra because it tastes like nothing because it just tastes like water. Oh, see, and I think I like it because I don't really like beer actually. Yeah. But I like that because it's nice and light.

And I think I just try and like flirt with Sean when I'm drinking it because he likes it. So I'm like, yeah, me too. Yeah, also same. Has he ever had like the raspberries flavored one? Oh, love it. Love it too. Let's get a six pack of raspberry Mick Ultra. Let's get it.

It really is glorious. And you don't feel like bad drinking. it no yeah no anyways it's like 4% alcohol there's like you have to drink 100 of them yeah but that's good yeah it is because then you can just keep going not fall on your face right yeah I should maybe I should maybe take notes take it from me who gets wasted and falls herself yes is okay if someone was to Google you mm-hmm what is the one thing you would hope came up like not anything that's happened just if you could create a dream scenario of what would come up on Google search if they Googled you, what would it be?

Hmm, probably, like something that I've done or just, like, if I could make something up. Like, say I did a fictional thing. Like, if you wanted someone to Google you and it was like the dream title came up, what would it be? Oh, my God. I think it'd be something like, like, check out these 42 times that Kelly Kieg's style was slay in it or something like that. I would love to have one of those slideshows. You know how they do it for like Megan Markle? Yeah, of course.

Like actual people who are out and, you know, have. cute outfits? Yeah. I would like that. Like just photos of me like strutting it on the street. Just like killing it. What about the who wore it better? I always hate those. I feel so bad. Yeah. Yeah. To me it's like hmm, who looks better? Yeah. 68% say this. Like I'm like, what is that? How many people voted? I need to know everything that's behind this. And are

the yeah. And are those real votes? Mm-hmm. No. Because I've never seen a tally where I can go choose who looked better in that outfit. Who's deciding these? Where do I get that? Do I go to, you know, whatever magazine.com? I also have a hard time. with that because a lot of the people they're comparing are, it's like a 19-year-old Haley Baldwin and then like 60-year-old somebody else wearing the same outfit. It's like, okay, yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker.

They always pose her against like the really young girls. I'm like, I get it. But she's a fashion person, but it's not going to look the same. It's always going to look better when they're 19. Of course. Everything looks better when you're 19. Everything. It's ridiculous.

And then I'm like, is this their PR team? Like, do they know they're being compared or are they like walking for this? this certain like did their PR people go out and be like hey you're going to be compared on yeah in this magazine yeah like go buy this dress and then walk around and a couple of hours like I wonder if that's I never I don't know how it works yeah I never think about it that that deep but I bet that's what happens because I'm like I've never even like obviously I'm not magazines anymore but when it was like bachelorette time thank God I was never on one of those who wore it better yeah well yeah maybe I would lose that's what I'm saying Also, for me, if I were just randomly on a who wore it better, it'd be me walking, like, in leggings in a, in a fluffy sweater. Like, who wore this leggings and fluffy sweater better? Mine would be like, who wore their dog hair all over them better? Because I don't, like, I need to purchase a, invest in, like, lint rollers for my purse.

Yeah, 100%. But that's, I always just walk around with, like, sneakers and dog hair all over my yoga pants. Yes, it's never anything worth of, I never come from yoga. I'm never coming from yoga. Never, never in a million years. I don't think, I've never been to a yoga class one time. Like, I think in, like, gym class.

Yeah, I was, like, the idea, like, ooh, I'm going to do yoga. And then I just don't. Yeah. But that's, I'm so glad that a trend is actually that it's acceptable to wear sneakers and, like, gym clothes out. It's very lucky. I'm really glad that's coming around. Like, people finally got it. I'll do that if I need to go to the store.

Oh, of course. I'm like, oh, my God. All I do is. Yeah, right? Yeah. I'll have, like, my leggings that I've been wearing for three days in my bed. And I'm like, you know what? Just throw on some sneaks.

Like, nobody will know. This is my outfit. And it's fine. It's like my favorite thing. It's my favorite thing, too. Okay, do we know you yet? Oh, who is your... Does that tell you all you need to know about me? You're summed up.

Okay, so who's your favorite Snapchatter? Ooh, hmm, I have a hard time. I want to say Spencer Pratt, obviously. It's everybody's favorite. I love him. He's very funny. He's probably the only person I actively go and watch his snapshots. It's so funny because he's got his schick, right?

Like, he's got the hummingbirds, the making the nectar, his baby now. He prays. He gets his burritos. And you've been there. You've gotten to like have all of that happen. I got to experience that firsthand. And let me tell you, it did not disappoint. It was very memorable moment. I'm so jealous. I have obviously a huge fear of birds. And I was feeding hummers off my hand. Like, because I knew. They're so cute and tiny. And I knew like this is a moment, Caitlin. Like you, you know. This is huge. Yeah. This is huge. Yeah. This is enormous. It's great. Put a good face on. This is great. This was great. Yeah, he's good. He's just, and so consistent. But what I was saying is, like, you could get sick of it because it's always the same material, but you don't. No, and I don't understand why. Like, my second would probably be, like, Kylie Jenner or Kim or one of those people that consistently snap, but only because I spend my time watching it looking for things that they're like hiding, they're like showing via snap, you know, like, the baby bump. Like, where's this, where's that?

Like, I'm always looking at it for too long, though. It's been ridiculous. I'm like, okay. I know you guys are like business women and you're like all about strategically like too much. It's too much. Are you freaking pregnant or not? Because now I don't care. No, I don't either.

As I said, I'm so over the storyline. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, if you are cool, if you're not, I also don't care anymore. Right. I also think that if this whole thing is calculated, which obviously it was, when it was released, like all the stuff, when it's going to be released. You should have waited like three months before everybody started screaming about them being pregnant. Because I'd still be excited about it now. Absolutely. I'm so over it.

can't do it anymore. I'm so over it. I say that and then they're going to release it. Oh, no. Are you going to get me? I was like, I'm going to start with those photos for like the rest of my life. As we talk about how we study their snapchats were bought. No, we don't care. I don't care about it. Totally don't care. I'm so over it. I care very much. I care very much. Kylie, please. I care. Kylie totally listens to my podcast. What if she did? I always think about that. I'm like, what if you were told by somebody like, oh, Kim Kardashian actually downloaded last week's episode of Off the Vine? Yeah. I think I'd pass out on the floor. I would probably feel pretty good about life if that happened. I would just, I would fall over. I'd also probably go listen to it and like hate myself for it not being the number one. I would critique every little. Yeah, no, 100%.

I'd be like, I could do better. Kim, I swear, I can do better. I said, um, so many times. Oh, I say I'm all the time. It's so bad. It's a terrible habit. I can't break it. Somebody tweeted me and was like, oh, new drinking game.

Drink every time Caitlin says, um, on her podcast. And I'm like, um, no. Actually, don't. I'm like, you try and talk for an hour and not say, um, all the time. It's a natural. It's like hockey players. So Canadian of me.

They always go like, shout out. It's like they always say in interviews. They're like, yeah, you know, uh. They always say, uh. Everybody says, has something in between. I've been trying to say like less because obviously. It's so hard. But you can't, I don't know.

If I'm thinking about it, yeah. If I'm overthinking about it, then all of a sudden I have awkward pauses. It's where I would say like. And I guess that that's where it came from. but I was at dinner the other day with my boyfriend and the table next to us was very clearly like a Tinder date. Right. And it was this very young girl like maybe 23 or 24

and the guy was definitely 30s for sure. And every two seconds her story were like and then like we were like in like Amsterdam and like oh my god like we went on this airplane and like and I was like whoa. Yeah. As long as you're not doing that. Yeah. As long as you're not doing that. It's like pilots on airplanes. How come they all are like Hey, uh, folks were

like why do they do that every single pilot and then is it an ongoing joke like I feel like the joke's on us like we're making fun of them but I feel like the jokes on us like they're they know what they're doing they all do it I wonder if they can hear themselves very clearly in the front like what if they're doing as they can hear themselves like how we have our microphones and our headphones on and I'd love to hear myself and I'm talking in the microphone oh me too I wonder if they're like that like hey uh nine or six like I wonder if they just like the way it sounds. Maybe because I could get down with that and I totally understand. Me too. Like maybe I should be a pilot for that reason. Just to hear your own voice or a podcast or what you do because you probably get to hear it. Or a podcast. Or you could have your own podcast. Oh, wait.

Oh, wait. I already did that. Yep. Anything to hear my own voice. My notes are always so out of whack. It's like, and you're verified on Twitter. You have a blue check. I sure am, Caitlin. I sure am verified.

How does that make you feel? It makes me feel very important. You got verified on Twitter because of, like, that's pretty cool that, you know, you're just funny on Twitter, so you're verified. It was shockingly easy to do. Well, so here's actually some drama. I had to apply twice, and I was verified two separate times because the first time. Because I changed my name. My name used to be Kieg's 1-4-1, which like when I had, nobody, it's just a lot of numbers.

It's a lot of bullshit, like whatever. And then Kelly Kiggs was taken by some. woman who never used Twitter and I had I had been verified whatever I went through the ringer I changed my name didn't realize it was going to take it away yeah so that I then had to message this woman being like hey listen this is really important to me like I really need this and she wasn't answering me yeah and then so I stalked through her photos realized her husband owned a funeral service oh boy and then I tweeted at the funeral service which had a very active Twitter wow which really weird yeah very weird and then he responded and was like I'll tell my

wife and then she gave it to me no yes and then i had to apply again and then that took forever and it like wait that's really funny i know i know i like shout out to the original carriegs that's a very dark way to get a verify that's that's what the internet does do the desperation how do i get rick and donna verified on instagram oh my god i am not verified on instagram and i don't know how to do it and i need it yeah there's nothing i need more than that there's something claudia from girl with no job was saying on my other podcast about how something you You have to be verified on Facebook first or something to get verified on... Totally not verified on Facebook.

That makes sense. I'm now that I'm not verified on Snapchat. I am like... Also that. That has to be the hardest one of all. I don't know. I hardly know. It's really not.

I've seen some people. I'm like, no, uh. Really? Yeah. I feel like I don't know. Well, I'm... That's how far out of my pool it is. Like, I don't...

I am like a very active Snapchatter. Yeah. I put a lot of time and commitment into my Snapchat. A lot of effort. Yes. A lot of sleepless nights. A lot of wine. A lot of grinding.

Like, just never stop. It is a grind on my Snapchat. And I'm like, all I need is that little wine glass next emoji next to my name on Snapchat for me to feel like I have succeeded in life. There you go. I've done a lot. I'm on Broadway right now, but all I need is an emoji beside my name on Snapchat. Isn't that the worst? Like you're literally doing the most amazing thing like on Broadway in New York City.

But it's not good enough. But I need to be verified on Snapchat. I'm like, but I need to find something to be better at. It's nuts. It's so much. And then once I get verified on Snapchat, I'll find something else to complain about. Of course. Of course.

Constantly. That's why, hello, that's why do you think I created my podcast? Because there's too much to complain about. And I just wanted to put it somewhere. Mm-hmm. Got to complain. And you're with Podcast One now. Yes, I am.

Welcome to the family. Thank you. That's so exciting. I'm very excited about it. All my, they're wonderful people. I'm so pumped about it. I just had a call with them the other day. Everybody was very sweet.

Yeah, they're amazing. Feeling special. Yeah, you should. All of my pods are now on podcast one as of last Friday. So, or two Friday, two Fridays ago. Yeah. So. Amazing.

Mm-hmm. Oh, well, congrats. Thank you very much. And obviously I stock your Twitter. So I feel like we've been talking about that this whole time. Yeah. I mean, that's all like, that's what I'm saying. That's my thing.

Yeah. So that's why wouldn't I? It'd be weird if I didn't. Yeah. Exactly. So a couple things stood out to me. One, you also use a wine delivery service. I sure do.

I do too. You need to get bright sellers. Oh. They're amazing. Yes. Yeah. Will you tell me a little bit more about them? Oh, wine delivery service to your door.

Four bottles a month. Wine concierge. Do you have a wine concierge with your wine delivery service? No, I sure do not. Oh, you're with the wrong business. Wow. If you don't like a bottle, they'll send it back. Yep, and they'll get you a new one that you like.

If I open it? Yeah. Oh, my God. No, that's the most glorious. That is like the selling point to me. Actually, they had me at delivering wine to your door. Well, yeah, that's a. And then if you don't like it, they send it back and find you a new bottle that you like.

And they're not like cheap gross bottles. That's amazing. No, it's so great. I'm trying to log on, trying to shout out. And you, vine listeners, using my link, can take the quiz and get a preview of recommended wines for free. You can also get 50% off your first box if you go to brightsellers.com slash off the vine. Again, that's 50% off your first box, four bottles of wine, delivered directly to you if you go to brightsellers.com slash off the vine. You said that it's a slippery slope.

I got this big. It was like a Christmas thing. Oh, bundle. Like it was a, yeah. So it was, I think it was 18 bottles of wine for a very cheap price. And they're pretty good. They're way better than I thought they were going to be. And I really can't stop. Like they, I hear you. I feel like I just have too much. I'm too excited. I'm like bopping it around. Like mixing reds and whites. I'm like, oh, man. I finish that red. Yeah. I'm like, I finish that red. What am I going to do? Oh, thank God I have a white. That won't give me that bad of a hangover. And the next day I'm like puking up my desk, you know? It's like not great. Very professional. Yeah, it's not, it's not my shining moments, but I'm having a hard time with it. Wait, you work at an office and you're verified on Twitter? Do you go to your office just to tweet? Basically, yes. No, I have an actual job outside of this. Tell me, what is that like?

It's, well, I, you know, it's not great. It's not as great as my Twitter. So I wish that Twitter were my job. Yeah. But, yeah, so it's completely separate from all of my other stuff. So I think the worst thing ever is having to go to my real job. and nobody knowing what I'm up to on the side, like knowing that I have a podcast,

knowing that I tweet and I'm like a cool person because I don't really talk at work just because I'm like, I don't feel like it. And so I think they would think I was way cooler. But I also don't want to be like, hang on my podcast. Maybe some of them listen to mine and then they'll figure it out. There you go. Maybe I'll do an anonymous.

I'll just send it to a staff email extended. Like, whoops. Oh, yeah. Didn't mean to send that out to the group. Me meant to put that to a personal email. It's also a link to my podcast. Don't reply all. Exactly, yeah.

Okay, and your other, wait, what? Oh, yeah, you thought this ad was targeting you about freezing your eggs. Oh, it was targeting me. But you're young. Yes, I know. So I'm like, excuse me? 27. 27, yeah.

And I'm like, excuse me, I don't need to freeze my eggs yet. Like, just chill or do I? Do I? Yeah. Shit. Seriously? I froze mine. Shit.

But you should. Okay. Tell me about it. Can you tell me like a little bit? I did it and I'm like I feel so good about it because I don't feel like my little biological clock is ticking and I'm like I've got all the time in the world. I feel free. Oh my God. I feel free. You saw me just there. Now I'm freezing my. It's like people are all worried about me getting married and I'm like I don't even care. Like I'm like I can have babies when I'm 40 if I really not because here's a little personal information like not. This is for all women. Sorry men listening. Actually, no I'm not. No, listen. Be knowledgeable about a woman's body. Know something.

Yeah. Write this down. Your eggs age. Mm-hmm. But your body and your uterus can actually carry a baby until you're like 70. Oh, my God. So it's your eggs that you actually have to worry about. So you're like mom, grandma, grandma mom?

Yeah. That's nuts. Yeah. Wow, okay. Well, maybe I shouldn't have talked shit about that targeted ad and I should have just clicked on the link. Well, it's okay because I'm here to tell you that you didn't know. Now you know. I didn't know

Yep, I did it And I feel really good about it Right before I Whitney How long ago did you do it? Like a year ago Shit, okay You still got, you've got time Okay

But your eggs are I was like barely going Right after this is over Your eggs are at It's like prime time When you're like 20 Yeah, well yeah That I do know

But so Whitney From Bachelor World She is Why is Sean trying to call me right now Knowing I'm in a podcast Answer it Answer it

Put him up to the mic Hello Hey You know I'm right in the middle of a podcast, right? Sean B. I did not know that. Yes, he did. I didn't know, babe, I don't know what time it is right now.

You don't know what time it is? If I look at my watch, I do. It's 1204. So you're podcasting? Yes. All right. How was breakfast? It was great.

Thanks for asking. We really missed you. Dad and Kathy wish you were there. I know. Well, I'm going to send them a text message and I apologize for not being there. but I was super busy with work. Oh, that old thing. What's worth?

Old is this excuse in the book. All right. Okay, I'll call you back. Okay. All right. Love you. Love you. Bye.

He totally just wanted to be on the podcast. I don't know what time it is. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just trying out. We get it. Yeah, we get it. You're missed, okay? Love podcasts.

Yeah, obviously. Now, I don't remember what I was talking about. Oh, egg freezing. So Whitney. Egg freezing. Whitney was my nurse. Mm-hmm. She's a fertility nurse.

And so she obviously... I did not know that. Oh, yeah. That's interesting. Okay. She's one of those, like, weird ones who have a real job. Right. And not just like a dance instructor. Not just like...

Or like a hair stylist. Uh-huh. Personal trainer. Fit tea. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Uh-huh. So she helped me with all that.

And right before I went under, I'm in the, like, operating room. Oh, my God. They put you under everything. And I'm laying there. And you know how people say funny things before they go under or when they come out or whatever? I laid there and I was like, freaking out because I'd never been put under before. Yeah.

So I was like, what is this feeling? Oh, God. And she's like, you're going to be out in like two seconds. And I was like, wait, I smell maple donuts. And then I was out. I'm not sure what the heck that was about, but that's what came out of my mouth. Of course. Shout out to maple donuts.

Oh, that sounds so good. Oh, yeah. Maple donuts. Is that a thing? For real? Yeah. Oh, my God. I think you have them here too, but I think it's like a Canadian thing.

But you should try them. They're delicious. Yeah. I'm sure they're here and I just am, like I said, I walk around with like a dead pan face. Right. So I wouldn't notice the maple donuts. Well, I'm here to tell you that maple donuts is where it's at. But yeah, that's what I smelled apparently before I went out. That's a cerebral.

And then I don't really remember waking up, but Sean was there. And he was trying to record me on Snapchat because he thought I'd say something funny. But I was like so aware that he was trying to get me to say something funny that I was paranoid. Right. So I didn't say anything funny. But anyways, my eggs are frozen is what I'm getting at me. Yeah. And you should do, okay?

Yeah. Freezy damn eggs. Well, yeah, so I got that targeted ad, and then I was like, I get it. I'm old. And then, like, two seconds later, I got one of targeted video ad for some Spanx rip-offs. I was like, okay, I also get it. Like, I've gained some weight out of my face. I know.

I'm like, do they have, like, a chip in our brain? It's so annoying. It's so weird. They're always listening. Like, my phone is listening to me. The ads are always targeted towards what I was, like, either talking about earlier that day or thinking about. It's always talking because I've never talked about, I know, that's probably a lie. I talk about Spanx, kind of in a joking way.

But this wasn't Spanx. Like these were like a different random brand. And I have never like Googled that. Like I've never, you know, whatever. And this was, yeah, a full video just on my Instagram. I was like, all right. It was like, all right. I saw it to your favorite dress.

I was like, all right. Yeah, you're right. I can't fit in my favorite dress. Maybe I should order. Jesus Christ. But if it makes you feel better, I got it too. And I feel like I'm like what I wasn't talking. Actually, you know what?

Oh my gosh. I was talking about Spanx the other day. I never talked about Spanx. Oh my gosh. They're always listening. Sean went to get our laundry out of, like, the dryer. Uh-huh. And he didn't not know what the hell this pair of underwear were, but it was like...

Were they like shapers, sort of? It was like a Spanx thong. Okay. So it was like really, really thick, wide, like covering the stomach, but then a thong. And he thought it was like a jock strap or something. And he was like, what the hell is this? And then they probably listen to me and that's why they targeted me with the Spanx. 100%.

That is freaky. Do you have an Amazon Alexa in your... house? No. I just bought one. I don't either, but I just bought one for my mom for Christmas. I hope she doesn't listen. Tell her not to. I'll tell everyone's off for Christmas. I have the Google home. Is it good? Yeah, it's great. I was going back and forth like I couldn't figure it out. But all I know is that those like the Alexa's, the Google Home, all that. Listen to you all the time. Always. And I didn't know that until I bought it. Yeah. And now I think it's going to be problematic because my dad's going to get pissed. He's going to be like, no, no, I don't need the government. Oh, yeah, yeah.

He's like a crazy town, like conspiracy theory. Yeah. So I get it. Yeah. So I maybe I'll just keep it for myself. Well, just tell them to unplug it. Does it still listen when it's unplugged? Who knows? Who really knows? Is it listening, like, sitting wrapped under my tree in my apartment right now? Like, who knows?

Well, does your dad have a cell phone? Because they're listening. You should probably get rid of that. Yeah, I should let him know. Like, actually, it doesn't matter what you do. Like, always getting listened to. Yeah, sorry. We'll be back with more off the vine with Caitlin Bristow.

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Okay. But here's the thing. I can't think of one today. Every week I'm trying to think of a confession and it's hard because I'm like... Yeah, well, for you, it's definitely hard. For me, it's like, oh, I confess something like one time. But you've got to confess a lot of shit. I've got to confess every week.

And I'm like, I don't know. I could confess about something when I was like little. Yeah. But I don't feel like I have any relevant confessions. Right. So you go ahead with yours. So, okay. I was trying to think of a good one.

I listened to your live show pod with Claudia, a girl with no job. Yeah. And Sean and all them. I laughed out loud, obviously. And her confessions are really funny. And I was trying to think of something along those lines. But I basically had done all those same. things. It's like, well, I could tell a story about like when I peep my pants, but we all do it. We just aren't willing to admit it. Yeah, exactly. Like, you know, definitely have peed my pants a couple times. And so I was thinking about a time when I did peeve my pants and earlier. So we are going to tell a pee your pants. No, no, I'm not going to tell the story. It just reminded me of another thing that also happened that day. Great. Before I had gone out. Yeah. Which obviously I came home and that's why I peed my pants. But before I had gone out, it was kind of like, twerking was the new thing. Okay.

Which, well, it hasn't always been a thing. Like, I feel like it wasn't, twerking was not forever. So when it got real hot, and Miley Cyrus was twirking and like everybody's doing all this shit, I did not know how. And so I practiced in the mirror for like a really long time. Like how long? Like, at least an hour. Oh, wow. And I know that you're downplaying it.

I probably am. It was probably longer because if you're going to admit that you're twerking for an hour, it means it was longer than that. It was several. It was like all different. Types. Did you like YouTube how to torque? Well, I had watched a couple videos like a instructional videos of how to torque. I was like, all right. I'm going to disguise this. It's like, I'm working out. Yeah, totally. And so I'm trying to do it. And I was like, I don't know if I have like enough like fat in my ass to pop it. Right. I don't know if I'm kind of, you know, I got a bony butt. Yeah. And so I'm trying to do that. Then I'm trying to do like the other angles. And then I was like, wow, my knees hurt. I like need to take a break. But I'm, but I'm, but I'm, but I'm need to learn this. And I just, you know, didn't learn it. Like, bottom line is I'm still a bad twer. I did one. I also, I tried the like feet on the wall. That was. Oh, yeah. That's tough. Yeah. Definitely. I heard my, my back a little bit that way. But yeah. So, and that was really only like a

injuries will definitely happen if you're twerking on the wall. Yeah. I've done it. Yeah. At a club. For sure. That's what I'm saying. Well, I was like, well, who knows where this night's going? What if I have to twerk on the wall? And I don't know how. I'm going to be so embarrassed. I used to go to a regate. Here can be my confession. I used to go to a reggae club in Vancouver on Wednesday nights and twerk upside down on the walls. There you go. Before twerking was a thing. Like this was like, I was, well, I don't know how old that was. I used to teach. I used to teach reggae classes in, oh my God. That's actually back in my day. That's pretty cool. I don't know how I did it, but. Yeah. Where did you get this? My twerking skill should be a lot better. Yeah. But I danced my whole life and hip hop was like my thing.

And reggae became like a really big thing. when I was dancing. And so I always was like, I'm going to go to reggae night and like twerk on the wall. And I, it was just the weirdest thing. This is going to be my night. Yeah. It's my time to shine. It's Wednesday and I'm here.

Yeah. Nobody cared. Everybody's like, shut up. We're just trying to listen to music and smoke weed. Like, please leave us alone. And I was just ruining it for everybody. Yeah. For sure.

Everybody look at me. That's funny. I like that. Oh, I feel connected now that we both have. Yeah. Torque stories. Yeah. And twirking was very short.

short-lived. Yeah, which I'm happy about, because like I said, I didn't really master it. Which, I mean, it wasn't short-lived for me because I clearly was doing it before twerking was a thing. Yeah, you're a hipster. Twerking hipster. Twerk, hipster. I am a twerkhister. Shout out to you. Oh, thank you. I feel like weirdly good about that. Yeah, I think that's something you should hold with pride. I do.

Yeah. You're welcome. Thank you. I do feel better now that I've got that. I feel like that's been a build-up, too, and I'm like, I didn't know that would come out today, but it's. did and I feel better. Sometimes you just don't know. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I feel a little bit better about a many of twerking, too. But now I'm worried that my friends are going to listen and they're going to be like,

that's so embarrassing. Yeah, but then they'll be like, I totally did it too. I just never admitted it on a podcast. Everybody tried to twerk in the mirror. Like, you know. 100%. To see if it would work. 110%.

Shout out to the good dancers who could do it. Yeah, I can't. There was a girl actually in Florida. Sean and I went to do this event at Halloween after the show. And it was like an appearance. and they had, I can't remember who else was there, a couple YouTubers or, I don't know, something. And then they have this twer girl, and she had a great butt. That was her thing.

Her thing was like, I am the twer girl. She's like known on YouTube. You probably watched her videos. Oh, no, I probably did. I was like, what's her name? Because I probably know it. I think it's like twerk out, like she does it for exercise. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, she's good. Okay, so I know, I think I know who you're talking about, but continue. Yeah, so she was at this party that we were hosting, and we were all on a stage. and so they had like introduce us and then she had her own little moment to twerk for the crowd and Sean was so awkward because he's sitting right we're sitting on like a bench behind her and she's like in the splits bouncing her butt up and down which it's like you want to respect her talent so you want to watch but then Sean feels so creepy because he was just like I don't know where to love like he was so awkward he was like looking around but like would circle back

and like look at her just to like I respect your talent but like I respect your talent but like I I'm not a creep. Respect. As I was like side eyeing Sean the whole time being like, what are you looking at? Always. Yeah. The hell are you looking at? That doesn't look like respect.

That looks like you're enjoying this. Yeah. Please look away. I am very offended. Please make your eyes like a little more respectful versus lusty. Yeah, absolutely. No, I would feel the same way. I, uh, the twerk down in the split can turn from like dancing to strip dancing.

Yeah, to very fast. Yeah. I feel like all of a sudden it's like, wait a minute. Am I at a strip club or is this? Right. Just a dance competition. Like, nobody else. Or am I working out?

Yeah, exactly. Or am I working out? People forget. I can't believe we've been twerking, talking about torquing. Well, it's a topic we needed to address. Maybe it's coming back. Maybe it is. Maybe it is.

Maybe it's bringing it back, yeah. Shit. Shit, actually. You guys, don't talk about it. Don't talk about it. I don't want to go back at it. I'm really bad at it. I'm really not good.

Maybe I'm better now. Maybe I'll have, well, it comes with age. Twerking comes with age. Now I'm just going to, yeah, I'll like slip a disc if I try. It's a great excuse to not twerk Now you told me also that you're a fan of Celeb Feuds I am

Who's your favorite celebrity feud? Oh man That's a tough question I so Background on that I am a flip-flopper also I love just hearing the drama And I'll pick aside

Based on like the latest bit of information I'll use Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian as an example When all that They have a What are you talking about? I don't even know And so, wait, I thought you're going to say, no, I'm dead serious. Yes, they're having, like, the biggest feud of all time.

Wait, I thought it was Taylor Swift and Katie Perry's, I thought. No. Oh, is that old? Well, that is old. That one's so boring. Taylor Swift and Katie Perry's, like, is this still to do with the Kanye? Yes. So Kim, uh, should, I'm trying to think.

Oh, so she, like, released the video footage, like, talking about, or when Taylor was talking to Kanye, like, saying it was okay to call her a bitch on his, on his track, but it was, like, not really. And then Taylor wrote a diss song on her. album it's like a whole thing but at the time like I in my core I think I'm like team Taylor but every time something new comes out and Kim Kardashian's like doing something shady and kind of like claps back you're all for I love it I'm like oh shit I love Kim and it's I am not keeping up with the Kardashians you clearly are not you clearly are not I never do

I try I don't even have to try it's just it's there it's there I feel like I know it just in my soul I know when I wake up you don't even have to read about it you you just feel it. Like, I feel like, oh, something's going on with Kim today. Yeah. And then I just know. That's a skill. Yeah, it's a skill set.

Add that to the old resume. Mm-hmm. But, uh, but yeah. So I, I flip flop. I flip up always. I just love the spectacle of it. I love reading about it. Probably for a week, max.

And then I get bored of it. Right. And I'm like, I don't need this anymore. And you're like next. Mm-hmm. Next feud. Yeah. So that's my, probably of the moment.

That's my favorite. I'm trying to think of all time. I don't, I don't know. So many celebs have beef. Like, everybody's fighting all the time. You know, it's the weirdest world. Even, like, just being in a reality TV world, I feel like people are just very self-absorbed. And it kind of ruins relationships.

For sure. So it makes a lot of sense why A-list celebrities and people in that world are actually, like, feuding because I see it in our little Z-list world. How much do you think that these A-list people actually talk to each other? as opposed to just headlines stopping back and forth and people making a spectacle and starting a fight. I bet they secretly love it. I'm sure they do, but I wonder how much of them actually or how many of them actually speak and argue. Or if it's just like, yeah, they're people, just 100%. They're people talking to their people and the headlines.

I heard that Kim said, blah, blah, blah, while she was changing North diaper. It's a weird world that these people live in with the feuding and it's nuts. Not being a real person. I mean, they're real people, but they have people dealing with their real problems. Exactly. It's nuts. That would be nice. I would like to have somebody to just, like, deal with my shit. Sorry, you can deal with my problems if you want. Maybe for like a hot minute. And then you'd be like, okay, I'll deal with my own now. You're not doing it right. I hope to never have, actually, you know what? I completely take back what I said. I hope to never have problems so big that I have to have people deal with it. Yeah. Yeah, that's, yeah. I think I can deal with my own stuff. Yeah. But I don't, I don't want to have something that's such a big deal that I need to call somebody. Exactly. I don't want to call somebody to me like, hey, get me out of this. Like, this is a big deal. So.

I always fear that, just like something, even just saying the wrong thing on Twitter once, you know, like that could. All that takes is one, one tweet, one tweet or one person, like one wrong person to spin what you're saying or just to have an opinion or quote you. Yeah. I think about my podcast and I'm like, I'm very liberal on my podcast. Yeah. Just I'm not liberal. I mean like, I'll say whatever I want to. Yeah, of course.

I don't even care. So your podcast. You're allowed. Yeah. And so I'll just talk about whatever, whatever. And I now am panicking because I've had like two years worth of podcasts. I'm like, oh, shit, maybe I should go back and, like, listen to everything and see what I've been saying, because I don't remember. I have no idea. I have recorded podcasts. I have no idea what I said. Well, that's the thing, too, is when everyone goes into tax these people for what they said 10 years ago, I'm like, well, shit.

If you go back and look at things I said 10 years ago, I probably was like an idiot. Oh, it's such a nightmare. You know, I had no clue. No clue. People say things that they don't mean. People say, like, comedians, you know, they're not saying things that they mean. They're saying things for shock value and to get a good laugh. so sometimes people use Twitter for that too right exactly yeah the only things I never I see that all the time they like dig up old tweets or like dig up old clips and stuff like that

and I always think that sucks like especially when it's like 10 years ago like that really blows yeah but at the same time if living in this day and age you haven't done like a sweep of your old shit then you're stupid like that's one of the first things I did like when all this plane breakup stuff was happening I like went back on my old tweets and got rid of a bunch of things that I was like maybe somebody might see this one day and like get mad yeah that's you got to do that i i went back on my instagram and i worked in

like a world of bartenders and servers and i had so many guy friends that i went back because i'm like what if these people go and look at my page and just think i'm a huge horror right like all my pictures and people would do that right so i like went back and deleted pictures of me just with like guy friends because i was that paranoid because i'm like what if now i'm like that was so stupid who cares if i'm friends with a dude or i was Exactly. It doesn't matter. But at the same time, you never know. Like, that's because people are that sensitive. You have to think like these people. You have to think like these people who get so sensitive like that.

It's like, all right, what are all of the possible ways this could go wrong? And then you have to like water it down. People get sensitive that I took a picture the other day that I didn't have a shirt on with overalls. What? Oh, yeah. Like, I've never seen so many comments on one photo. Were they mad? Like, why were they mad? Oh, they were like, I thought you were better than this.

And, like, Sean posts like a shirtless photo. I really thought you were better than posting a picture of yourself in overalls. Which, right. It's not even like I was, like, shown anything. Wait, I think I know, I think I know a picture you're talking about, which like, what? No, Sean posts a shirtless photo and everyone's like, oh, my gosh, he's so hot. And then I post like a picture with covering everything. But my hand was like here and people were like, hmm, I thought you're better than that.

What the fuck? And people are like, you need to eat a cheeseburger. and you look really anorexic. Let me tell you something about these people. The eat a cheeseburger and erectly the people get out of my face. So I, I've been very thin my whole life up until like one year ago and all of a sudden I decided to like gain 10 pounds in one year and that was whatever. It's my, here it is.

It's all in my ass. Maybe I can twerk again. But like up until then. It's actually a blessing. Yeah. It's like kind of nice. But up until then it was always like, oh my God, like you look like a bird. Like you look like, you know, just a million.

giraffe. I had a teacher in second grade who called me a giraffe. I told me that I looked like a giraffe in front of the class. Wait, that's sticking with you too. Trying to be like kind of funny, but it wasn't funny. I was like, in what world is this funny? My second grade, I'm really thinking back. Really, really trying time. Second grade was a traumatic time for you. It really was. Kids called me Rafi. I was like, fuck. You. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So I feel you on that. Yeah. I mean, I'm saying what, but I'm like, yeah, everyone, people called me. No, it's so rude. Yeah. It's so rude. And I don't, and I'm like, where do you get off going on somebody else's profile and just kind of saying what they should do themselves? Because I can get down. I can get down with like some chirps and some jabs and people like making fun, whatever. But when you're like targeting a body type or weight, that's sick. Just don't. Like that would you do it like, here's my question. Would you do it the other way? Would you if it was like, if you were heavy set, would they be like, damn, eat a salad? Like, would you ever do that? No, of course not. That's the part that gets me all the time

Is that people just do it if you're skinny Exactly And it's like you don't go there if they're overweight Because you would never insult somebody like that Because that's their body Exactly so why isn't it the other way around It drives me nuts It makes a lot of sense if you think about it

Because it's all insecurities Yeah oh yeah for sure So I'm like I'm like I work really hard for my body I eat very healthy I work out I drink all the wine in the world And it's balance you assholes Exactly yeah Whatever they can say whatever they want

They also are non-existent people And the people are like Yeah, it's all like just empty words because I'm like, if somebody in my family sat me down and was like, you're looking really thin. I'd be like, oh. Yeah, of course. I take a step back and be like, wait. But everyone in my family knows that I'm a tiny human being and they've never say anything like that. And even if I wasn't, they, you know, they would say something if it was to a point where like they're concerned about my health. But nobody would because nobody's concerned about my health. Because your health is fine. My health is actually better than ever. Exactly. So what the are you talking about this is so crazy it's just people get so bored and then I never comment on Instagram something like you know what I always comment I comment like oh diva or like sparkly boots like that's all I ever talk about right never any I never go out of my way to write a paragraph on someone's Instagram about how they need to change their diet right who what are you

doing with there's just there's such a line like of teasing mm-hmm because again I can tease and I can take the teasing and I can like jab people in a funny way but when you, yeah, it's just the whole insulting thing on, like, something you can't help. Right. Mm-hmm. Beat it. Yeah, get out of here. Beat it. So we all know I'd like to be comfortable during podcasting and just in general, actually. And I know I've talked about this before, but figs, they're comfortable, fashionable, medical scrubs. I actually, well, hopefully my family isn't listening to this because I got them some for Christmas as well.

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with promo code Vine. Okay, so I don't know if you've read any spoilers. I don't want to know. Don't tell me anything. Okay. But what do you think about Ari being the next Bachelor? Oh, okay. So I did not read any spoilers.

I am of the group of people who know that the spoilers are there, but I like to be surprised and watch the show. I am very excited about Ari. And I feel like that's not a, that's not an opinion everybody has. opinion. Only because when he was on Emily Maynard's season, I was so in love with him because he looked like an ex-boyfriend of mine. And so I was like, oh, my God, I'm so in love with you. And then he disappeared. And I was like, oh, that really sucks. And now he's back. And now he's back. I'm very excited about it. He's got salt and pepper. I'm into it. The only thing that sucks for him is that he's now had, what, like seven years since he was on? I think it's that. Where I'm sure not in a billion years did he think he was going to get a call from Mike Fleiss being like, let's be a bachelor. did so you think he thought so in that amount of time he was being talked about on when i was going on chris soul season of the bachelor you're joking no it was between him and chris i think it's been in talks for a long time oh my god i've been so of the opinion that i mean like giving him giving him an excuse as to why he's been like hooking up with all these bachelor girls like all these people for all these years

i'm like don't give him ever know like no i really think it's been in totally a dog like for sure oh his dog yeah 100 percent so i was like well oh Okay, well, I'll give you benefit of the doubt because, like, who would have thought? And maybe, and I'll give him another benefit of the doubt. Like, maybe he just hasn't fallen in love yet. True. Yeah. So whatever.

But, yeah, I was like, well, whatever. Yeah. But, yeah, no, I think it's, like, been in the back of his mind for a while. That's so wild to me. I did not. You just blew my mind. Yeah. I, um, so yesterday, I, uh, let's see, the girls, they announced all the girls.

Yeah, did you go through? I did. Yeah. And so I did, um, on my, if you go to my podcast, I did a breakdown of something. of the girls. Not all of them because there are 29 of them. Yes. You can't. So I think there were like 10 or 15 who even stuck out. Like so many of the girls, I'm sure they're great. Obviously, you have to wait and watch the show. But it's always like, you know, your bios, it looks like I just photocopied them. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Oh, 100%. I can't. You should

have seen my, did you, I don't know if you remember my bio or what. When I was on Chris Soul season, I read it back and I'm like, was I freaking high when I wrote that? Either way, it's hilarious it was like if you could be anyone in the world who would you be i picked april o'neal from the ninja turtles because i got to hang with the turtles that was like my excuse see but like that's funny that's a i was like i get to hang with the turtles i want to be april o'neal that's better than you know just something so stupid like there was a girl this time around she i mean she's pretty she's great i'm sure she's amazing but her answer somebody's like what kind of food would you want to be and she was like an avocado it's like okay we get it like oh boy we get that you're like 23 and you

like avocanos and on your salad and it's like but you don't want to be an avocado get out of here yeah yeah god nobody wants to be yeah yeah that's it piss me on i remember going through it's so much paperwork that's what well that was gonna be my next question to you is like can you walk me through like having to fill out that bio like are you so over it by the time the bio comes out i was so into it yeah i was i think i would be too i think be so excited all my my uh my girlfriend and my sister filled out all my paperwork for like actually getting on the show and then once you're like basically at the end of getting to the last whatever group and they're trying to decide they hand you first of all you go to this room where they fill up a bag of goodies they give you like treats and fruit and snacks and wine and a bachelor bag and then you go up to your room and you fill out all this paperwork over wine and I remember feeling this out just being like this is insane I'm gonna just I'm gonna be outrageous because I have a weird personality I'm like I like to think that weird is funny. And so I'm going off on all these questions,

I wish I could get that stack of papers back and just read everything I said because I can't remember exactly all of it. I just remember the Ninja Turtles part. But like you had to take a, I think it was a 600 question. Oh my God. Quiz for like, have you ever thought about hitting somebody? because they really have to mentally like evaluate you and know and you have to be like completely honest and talk to a therapist after yeah like every person I passed on the street well that's what

I said I was like standing in my way like I remember going now into the therapist that they had and she sits there and she talks to me and she goes now it says here that you have been so angry that you've wanted to hit somebody before and I'm like you haven't I'm like is that a weird thing I'm not saying I have hit them I've been angry enough to want to hit that Exactly. And I also feel like there's a huge difference. That question is so broad. Like you want to hit somebody, it's like, yeah, but I'm not going to like beat the shit out of someone on the street. Right. What do you? Like, I want to like, angry and I'm like, ugh. Yeah. Frustration. Right. I'm not abused. Very, very general question. Yeah, you can't just. And also, you can't paint me that way. It was the weirdest. And I really answered everything. And I really answered everything. And I really answered everything. And I really answered everything. It's like, what's your favorite color? Also, would you ever hit somebody? No, 100%. I don't know. And it really does go there.

Like the question, they're 600, so they really go there. And it's either like, I feel like strongly, very strongly, like that kind of question. But oh my God. Every question I was like, and then you go and talk to a therapist after. And then she is like, what's this about? That's so wild. I do not know that about all of that. Because they have to cover their grounds, right?

Of course they do. We did the test. And the therapist says, like, she don't know us ahead of time. And, you know, so if somebody like goes off the rocker. Exactly. They were prepared. Yeah. Yeah, they have to cover their.

There's a reason this show has run for this many years. Of course. They know what they're doing. Yeah. They know what they're doing. So you've done the breakdowns. Who are your top three picks and your breakdown of them? So, let's see.

This one girl, I'm just, none of them really jumped out of me as like crazy. Oh, really? A couple, like one girl, McKell, literally based on her name. Like I saw her name and I was like, you know what? You're crazy, like, in my opinion. She also just looked kind of like basic on like, you're probably going to start a fight or something. So this other girl, Brittany T, she said, I'm trying to think what she said. She says something really funny.

And I just identified with her a lot. So I was like, okay. Oh, we like her. Yeah. Yeah, we like her. And I was like, okay, you're good. Hold on. I'm going to pull up my little.

And there's a Canadian, obviously. Yeah, there's somebody from your town, I thought. What? She's from my town? I thought it said, what is the actual town you are from? Liduke, Alberta. So those are, that's one place. The Duke is the city.

It's in Alberta, which. is the province. Alberta. This person might be like from Alberta. Oh, okay. I think that that's what the thing is. Then I'll probably like her. Yes. Gillian Harris is also from Alberta, who is the bachelor. Oh, okay. That I knew. Okay. So, Brittany T. I loved her because she seen, I wrote that she seems normal. She complained about dating apps and how like much they suck. Right. I was like, all right. Yeah. That's real. Fair. Fair. And then she also said that she wants corgis, like the dogs. Oh. And I was like, okay. Hell yeah. You're my girl. Yeah. Okay. Now I'm down. Yeah. Good for you. And then the other, there's another girl, Jessica, who...

Oh, I have her written down as... She might be the one. She is the Canadian. Yes, that's it. I was like, one of them is Canadian. Yes. She is a TV host. Okay.

Not sure of what. Just know that she is a TV host. Okay. I guess, yeah. Okay. And her profile makes her seem like she is the total package. Okay. And then she's probably going to be too good for Ari.

Okay. So I like her. I'm multiplying her as like the Olivia Cariti of this season. Okay. Who will probably is not there to make friends, really. wants to find love and will be misunderstood. Okay. She's very pretty.

Yes. Always got to be a few of those. Yes. And then I had one thought about this last girl, Valerie, who is from Nashville. I'm not sure if you know her. Oh, yeah. No, I saw a couple of photos. But I thought to myself, and this is probably, who knows, but I was like, if you live

in Nashville, you probably have met other bachelor people before. Yes. So I'm wondering if there will be some drama about that. Oh, probably. So that's my, those are my assumptions. Okay. Those are the stories I've painted for myself. I had Amber W, but I don't.

I had Amber, yeah. Okay. Jessica and Lauren S. But I'm not. I wrote that Lauren S. Yeah, I wrote that Lauren S was like the most cookie cutter. And age appropriate. Yes, age appropriate.

Which I always also praise that it's like, who cares about age? But really I'm like, it just seems like, it matters. Sometimes it does. I've met like 32-year-olds who just don't even know what. the hell they're doing. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But I've met 23-year-olds who, like, do. So, yeah. But usually... It's sometimes you think, like, I feel like there's, it's not likely that you'll find two people who are both age-appropriate. Like, you're not going to find a 25-year-old who's very mature for her age and she acts like she's 30-something. She's not going to date a 32-year-old who's also so put together and, like, great. Like, somebody's, there has to be a balance somewhere. Somebody's going to have something going on. Even if you have your shit together, you also probably don't. Yeah, like I'm sure there's... Like me, something.

Yeah, exactly. Like, I have a podcast, but also I have no idea what I'm doing with myself. Yeah, I'm like, where will I be in five years? I'm scared. Yeah, no idea. Someone please tell me. Somebody please tell me. Yes.

What time is it? Oh, shoot. We're doing good. Yeah, yeah. Okay, we're doing can you not? And then we have to go. Oh, my gosh. I can't believe how fast this went.

Okay. Can you not? Can you not? Because since I found out you work in an office and you're an office girl. Yes. but you also like it really cool on Twitter But I thought we'd do

Can you Not Office Edition Because holy crap Okay so I usually put out a tweet And say, ask us your questions Today I put out a tweet saying Can You Not Office Edition and ask your questions I was like okay I got enough can you not About the office

But can we get to the questions And then I was like nope We're still in the Can You Not This is a fair People are passionate about Can You Not people in the office There are so many so many times a day

am I saying can you not in my office one billion times I worked in an office for a very hot minute for a roofing company in Alberta

and I was like this is hell it's terrible but I mean some are better than others but I mean this one that I was particularly in

I was working for one of my friends too it was tough yeah so I'll start off with one this one's funny can you not

add me on social media if we're like just work friends literally that is the life I live I don't, I want downloads on my podcast, but I don't want anyone to add me on my Instagram. Right. Because you're like, that's my time to be very unprofessional and inappropriate. Let me have it.

Exactly. Yeah. I don't need. I don't need to be added on social media. There's such a select few people, like maybe one person who I like that I'm like, okay, I've told you about my whole life. So I guess you can follow me? Yeah. It's really like, don't. Can you not? Can you not? Can you not? Can you not? Okay. Go on. All right, so let's say, can you not take off your shoes underneath your desk? Okay, so I'm reading a bunch of these tweets that are coming through, and I'm like, people do this? It is so vile. I cannot explain to you. I cannot explain it to you.

I don't understand in what world that people think this is fine. Or when people take off their shoes on airplanes, too, and put their feet up. What the hell? This isn't your living room. Can you not? This is still a public place. Can you not? Can you not do that?

People are around, yeah, be like... It's insane. Act like an adult. Act, thank you. Act like an adult. I feel like every office should have that popped up on top, like right when you walk in the front doors. They still wouldn't listen. Can you be an adult?

Just be an adult. Outrageous. Be a grown-up. When people say, I hate this even in emails, I've said it before. I can only imagine what it's like in the office. Happy Monday! Oh, Jesus Christ. Happy Monday?

Tell me one Monday in the history of Mondays that was a happy Monday. Never. No. No happy Mondays. Who's somebody that you could publicly say that you don't like? Like a celebrity. Somebody that really like Selena Gomez. Okay.

Selina Gomez. Call her a Monday. Yeah. You're a Monday, girl. Yeah. She's a Monday. You a Monday. I disagree with you.

But I know. Most people do. For some reason, I have like, I'm like, I'm like you. Can you not? Can you not Selena Gomez? Yeah. Also, you're a Monday. Selina's a Monday in your mind.

I'm going to have all this. You don't even need to call it. Yeah. That was a mistake. They're probably aggressive, too. I've talked about that on my own podcast too. For some reason, she just. roused me the wrong way. She's always like... That's fine.

She's always working the PR circuit. She really is. And I'm like, all right, girl. I respect it, but I don't like. That's why I'm like, don't you mess with my Canadian Justin Bieber, just for your PR, yeah. Oh, I love Justin. Do you like Justin? Oh, love Justin. Of course. Oh, boy. He doesn't know me, but... Whatever.

Actually, I heard he does watch The Bacheloretts. There you go. I know his mom were Twitter friends. Well, Patty. Well, yes, he does, and he exactly knows he are. Hi, Patty. Shout out to Patty. Shout out to Patty. Okay. Do you have another, can you not? Um, let me think. Can you not bring salmon for lunch? And leave it in the fridge? Yes, leave it in the fridge. Or heat it up. So it's in the microwave. It makes the whole goddamn office smell like that. All of these things are, seem to be a very common, um, can you not in the office space where I'm like, how do these people not know they're doing something that drives everybody nuts? I don't know. And the only answer in my opinion is that they're just selfish. Like you're just selfish. Like you know that it's very annoying for you to heat up. But you don't care. Hot salmon. in the middle of this office

and so it smells like fish for the next five hours we have to sit here but you're gonna do it anyway like you know along with your feet right you're smelling yes I don't need your gross feet

the amount of times this one came up on my Twitter feed I was baffled and disgusted and confused and I was like how does this keep coming up

this must be a thing clipping their toenails what I'm not kidding that came up at least 10 times that I that somebody in the cubicle

next I'm clipping toenails or fingernails like they hear the noise and then they're like where are they going where the clipping's going I'm going to puke on this microphone. You would not believe how many of those I saw.

Oh, my fucking God. If you're one of those people out there, can you not? Can you not? Actually, never again. Like, if you should feel ashamed of yourself. So embarrassed. That's just like, what? This is not a barn.

Like, what are you talking about? Where have you grown up? Or your bathroom. Like, or treat. Here's another one. Treat the bathroom like it's not just yours at home. Exactly. It's a workspace.

There's other people there. Don't clip your toenails and don't leave pee on the seat. Exactly. That's another thing. Can you not, like, public bathrooms in the workplace? Like, I just can't. My, our bathrooms are, we have, like, ones, it's one room. Yeah.

And it's nice because it's like, you don't have to go in and there's not, like, you know, stalls, which I actually hate. Right. But it's still, like, don't leave this place ransacked. Like, what did you do in here? Yeah. All you have to do is peeve it and get out. Like, there's no. And just make sure.

What did you do to this place? Leave it the way you'd want to find it. Right. And people just really don't respect. Can you not? It's nuts. I said this earlier. Reply all.

I hate when people reply it all on a message when they're not supposed to. I'm like, I don't have time for this. Just reply. Yeah. I don't need my iPhone blowing up with emails. Or like if you email, they email you and then they call you or like come to your desk like five minutes later. Did you get my email? No.

I haven't refreshed yet. It's been 30 seconds and I, I'm actually on Twitter right now. So no, I haven't. I'm on Twitter and YouTube being twerking. I need five. Exactly. Take a need. Okay.

Take a knee. God, it's the worst. I did have the fish in the microwave thing because that seemed to be. be a very popular. Yeah, that's a big one. And then when people say to you, oh, you look tired. There is nothing more rude on this earth than when anyone comes out to me and tells me that I look tired because if you only knew how much time I spent this morning putting

concealer on the bags under my eyes, you would not ask me how tired I am. You would be like, you look great. Yes, like I am late for work because I put concealer on my eyes for an hour now. Because I'm trying to not look tired. Because I am tired. Yeah, because life is tiring. Yeah. Sean always gets so, whenever I'm like, oh, I look tired.

He's like, you are tired. You're allowed to look tired if you're tired. Oh, that's a nice way to put it. That makes me feel better. Because I am always tired. Yeah. Always. Constant.

Who is it? Somebody asked me in an elevator, which is the whole other. I did the, I did the canyon knots with Charlene about elevators. But I'm like, somebody asked me, um, wow, I just completely lost my train a lot. In an elevator, in an elevator. Tired. If you sleep. If you got a good night's sleep.

I totally lost it. While you're thinking of that, I can't remember one single sleep that I've had in the past, like, five years where it was, I woke up in the morning, was like, wow, how refreshed I'm on. Oh, even on a Saturday. I remember. Yes. That was my conversation in the elevator. I was in Vancouver and I hadn't been home in Vancouver for a little while and I hate small talk. And that's another office, can you not?

Like the small talk. I don't care about what you did on the weekend. All of that. Somebody said to me, oh, how are you doing? And I'm like, oh my God, I want to be honest because I hate the good. How are you? And so I said, you know, I'm freaking tired. And then he was like, yeah, me too.

And I said, actually, yeah, that was stupid too, because who isn't tired? Everybody in the world is tired. Everybody's always tired, no matter, like, you know, I'm just tired. And then he was like, yeah. And then I'm like, good talk, bye. Yes. All right, cool. I like, I wasn't on my floor yet.

And then we were still stuck in the elevator. I was like, hey, bye. That's another. The door didn't open. That's another thing, too. Another Kenyon, Canadian Office Edition extended to families and friends asking how's work? Don't ask me.

Don't ask it because you know how it is. It's bad. It's work. I have to go to it. I have to wake up in the morning and brush my hair and go somewhere. Like it's bad. God, I hate it.

Don't ask me how work is. It's not good. No. I don't be like, oh, it's good. You know. Love it. Also, people asking me like, what are you doing? What are you doing at work?

It's like I'll talk about the things I like. I'll talk about my podcast. I'll talk about Twitter. I don't want to talk about my real job. It's like, no. Oh, wait. So when I asked you like an hour ago. No.

you didn't ask me like, what, break down everything you do at your job. Tell me about your Monday. Exactly. Like, no. I answer emails and I sit on my computer with my headphones in. And you're like, I don't want you to know me for my 9 to 5. I want you to know me for my Twitter. Go check that out.

That's where I do my best work. That's the whole point. The whole point of this second life is so you know me there and not my real life. Exactly. So on that note, go follow her on Twitter. So what is your actual Twitter name now? So my Twitter is it is Kelly Kiegs. Oh.

And so it's, yeah, so I change it to the easier one. And then my Instagram is the same, but it's Kelly. dot kegs which you know what i found out the other day about instagram uh and you don't have this problem because you have like a billion people but if you you can do the swipe up thing yeah you have to have at least 10 000 followers for that and i have like 8000 but i was so pissed wait but i have more than 10 000 on my um off the vine page and i can't swipe up oh what the hell i think i need to make a business account oh maybe that's it oh maybe that's my problem i think that's what you need to do anyway i just have been complaining so i'm like i can't ever link anybody to

anything because like i can't do it I need to do that. I'm sorry. So you're going to have to work a little hard to find me, but you'll find me. Well, they'll find you down. Okay, you guys, here's your sponsor review, so you can write down all the great deals I've gotten you through this podcast. There's bright sellers, 50% off your first box, brightsellers.com slash off the vine.

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And then? No. Iceing. Get it. Gingerbread cookie. No and then. No and then. No and then.

Iceing. Oh, that didn't land. Okay. I was like, where is this going? That was on me. That was on me. Absolutely no way. I was so captivated, by the way you were telling it.

I was like, keep speaking. I try and end my podcast with a joke. I like that. That was so seasonally appropriate. That's what I thought. I was trying to be festive. That was good. That was good.

Good way to end it. Yes. Okay, good. So if you guys don't want to miss an episode of Off the Vine or Wine with Kelly, Woo. Off the Vine's talking about. If you don't want to miss an episode of either one of our podcast, you can download the Podcast One app. Go to Podcast One.com.

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