Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Live Show with Arielle Vandenberg
Episode Date: December 17, 2019Actress, model, comedian, and most recent host of US Love Island Arielle Vandenberg joins Kaitlyn on the live stage in California. They two are a wild duo and have lots to talk about and firs...t up is a conversation about periods accompanied by nonstop laughter. Next, they play 'Ken You Not: Los Angeles Edition' and Arielle explains why everyone in LA does improv. As always, stay tuned for a crazy crowd confession and Arielle's story about a passionate kiss with a Backstreet Boy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Get ready for lots of laughs tabby topics on filtered advice and wine lots of wine get ready to shake things up here's Caitlin
guys do you know what my guest is tonight?
I already got my ab workout backstage we were just laughing so hard I don't like she's so funny and I don't get it because she's also so pretty and she's also so beautiful on the inside that I'm like really
Oh, well, thanks.
I'm like this.
Who else do you know like that?
But, okay, so she is a hilarious actress,
YouTuber, model, content creator, host of Love Island.
She rose to fame back in the day
through her six-second buying videos.
You can now find her posting quality content
on the gram and YouTube.
She's a mom to her dog, Stinky.
That is her dog's name.
Also, a recent fiancé to her long-time beau, Matt.
So excited to have her here tonight.
Let's introduce R.L. Benberg.
Oh, my God.
I know.
Everyone is so hot.
So hot.
So cute.
And so drunk.
I love it.
Yeah.
Which, would you like a little...
I want some of the...
White, white.
White.
Yeah.
How about our entrance?
What?
Would you guys
buy our album?
Yeah.
Please, can we
please write a Christmas
song together?
Okay, we're going to write one
right now.
Ready?
Oh, f***.
Christmas
Time is here.
And just the national anthem.
Oh, Christmas time.
I'm here
through the November
Also, I need to address something.
One.
You're also on your period.
I'm ovulating.
Oh.
Loves ovulation.
Wow!
Big ovulation guy over here.
Big fan.
Big fan.
Oh, no.
I'm 33.
I'm wearing a crop top.
Yes.
Things are happening.
I'm sweating, though.
Yeah.
Even though.
And then I'm also sweating so bad that I had to put a napkin around this.
Because, well, also because they're disgusting.
Oh.
So I was like, ew, sick.
I'm not going to touch that.
So I put a napkin around it so I don't sweat and stick to it.
I can't believe.
I just wanted to address it so no one was like, what's that?
Wait.
It just looks like a cool little fancy microphone holder.
You know what?
It's actually a dress for my mic.
So, yeah.
Put a napkin on your mic and call it fashion.
It is.
Yeah.
Yeah. Let me tell you. Backstage, I took a swig right from the tequila bottle, and I have to apologize because I didn't realize you were coming.
I didn't realize you were a germaphobe.
Oh.
Yeah. That's what I was going to say. That's the thing I'm not drinking tequila tonight.
Oh, I thought you didn't. Yeah. I am a germaphobe, though.
She's drinking spade and sparrows. That's okay.
I'm drinking white spade and sparrows.
Yeah.
By the lovely Caitlin.
Cheers.
Cheers. Yep. Cheers.
We were talking about how many guys are in the crowd.
Take a sip.
What?
You've got to take a sip after you cheers.
It's bad luck.
Am I supposed to look in the iTunes?
And then you eyes and then you...
Eyes.
Eyes.
This girl knows.
She knows what eyes are.
Yeah.
You're scaring me a little bit.
She's like...
I get it.
All right.
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We're talking about how many men are in the crowd tonight.
Your fiancé is not here due to a little bit of a man cold.
He has a man cold.
A man called.
What's a man-cote?
Oh.
Do you ladies know what a man cold is?
I don't know what a man cold is.
Oh my God, bless your heart right here.
What's your name?
Skip.
That's even better?
I love Skip.
Skippy.
Skippy, my man, right in the front.
That's your boss?
That's your boss?
Oh.
Oh.
Is this weird?
Are things happening?
Did you just get fired?
For being here?
Did you get fired for interrupting my speech at the beginning?
Skip.
One, we just bless your soul for being here.
Also, now I'm nervous.
I talked about my period twice already.
Okay.
No, let's talk about our period.
Yeah, but it's bloody.
It's a bloody mess, God damn it.
Yeah, it's not fun.
I remember you did a story about your...
period and a bunch of women are like, thank you for talking about it because nobody talks about
it and we're all suffering. We're all suffering here. No, it's true. I mean, I was just on my period
you guys and it was great and but every freaking time I'm like, I wonder who else feels like this
and then I get so and then I say something about it on Instagram and then everybody's like,
oh me too, oh my God, I can't believe. And I'm like, it's so crazy that we're embarrassed to like talk
about how depressed we get or how anxious we get or how freaking bloated we get and it's like
this is real shit and I'm like every month of every year every month of our lives is Blake trying to
do I'm trying to do the math there every month of every month everything makes sense to you
you're like oh that's the best part about Jason is he's like nobody's ever explained that
to me before I was like let me break it down for you on the 11th of every month
At approximately 102.
I will turn out to a dragon.
It's a nightmare.
I really do.
And I'm fully aware.
And there's nothing we can do about it.
And every guy out there just needs to know that during that time, you need to say, what do you want to watch tonight on TV, honey?
I like that.
What do you want for dinner tonight?
I like that.
Yeah.
I like the way you hold this.
This mic too.
You hold it like this.
Am I a rapper or?
Like it's like a, like, I don't know.
You're just really into it.
Oh.
I'm very insecure with the, I'm like, hey, guys.
See, I see you as a little more casual.
And you're like, very, very confident with the mic.
I think I'm just.
Also, my mic has a dress on, so I want you to look up it.
I have to like, yeah.
Let's just talk about you for a second.
Please know.
Yeah, no, it's happening.
Okay.
There's a blown up photo of me dancing in the back.
We have to talk about you or it gets weird.
also so cute oh thanks also you're i mean you know this i'm talking to you like you don't know this
but you're outside on the sign like a big old photo of you oh i didn't know that it's it's amazing
i was driving i was at the stoplight and i was like oh and i was like oh yeah i'm going there
i was like is it this photo nope i didn't prove it's like it's like a very beautiful photo of you
with a little scrunchy and you're like oh yeah oh i'm just did anyone get a photo and you can send it to me
i think you're like you're like touching your lip i think i'm pretty sure you were like no no
Calm down.
He needs to show.
No, it's true.
No, it's true.
I got tagged in a photo that I saw it.
Oh, well, now I'm just confused on what photo it is because...
No, you're...
It's a photo.
Oh, there she is.
Oh, yeah.
Yep, there it is.
Very cute.
Are you not touching your lips?
Oh, I'm doing this old thing.
Oh, got it.
Like the, I don't know what's going on.
Let me think about it.
Yeah, like, you know, when...
This is the funny part.
It's like girls with really nice nails, like the Kylie Jenner nails.
They always do.
this pose but I have like 13 year old boy nails and I never do them so when I do this it's like
oh it's not as cute but yeah but like says a lot about her confidence I go like this oh
like up I'm professor like you're in the fifth grade at a photo shoot at your school like a little
school boy yeah like a school boy back to you okay um okay so can I just address something that
I know you're so fucking humble and it's gonna be fine but Jennifer Aniston follows you on
Instagram.
I know.
Like, I thought I was so cool when she responded to me and I was like, oh, she follows my
girlfriend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She follows you.
And you guys are like, hey, cutie.
I know her.
Like, how do you know her?
What's going on here?
I'm friends with Jen.
I don't know what you want me to tell you.
No, I don't know what you.
I don't know what you want me to say.
And Justin Timberlake.
I saw him.
Like I said.
Like I said, humble.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Um, no.
he commented on your post once i shit every time even though i know he's followed me for like he's followed me for like a year now
what and then every time he likes it i'm like and i just release myself yeah yeah it's like still so exciting
i don't care how many times he likes or comments or anything i'm just like that's fucking justin timber lake
which by the way he's he is the most both of those people which is so cool that they both follow me
P.S.
Yeah.
But they are the nicest people.
I've heard that.
The nicest humans.
And I'm not just saying that because they're celebrities.
Like they're so kind.
And they're just amazing.
And like down to earth.
I've heard they're both very great.
Very, very down to earth.
Because there's some people you hear about and you're like, oh, like.
Yeah.
Like you don't want to talk to that.
Yeah.
Like you don't, you know, I like.
I love her.
I heard she's just not pleasant to work with.
Gwyneth Paltrow.
Gwyneth Paltrow.
Well, I don't know.
I've read it on the internet.
Oh, I've heard that too.
I've heard that too.
I heard that too.
It was so interesting.
Well, it was Snapchat, and I was going through one of those stories of the 10 worst celebrities to work with, so I just rolled with it.
You know, I, so, yeah.
Well, is it, she seems like very cold.
But I don't know her.
I don't know about that so mean.
She seems great.
She's got a really great, she's great energy.
Great energy.
I love her.
But what, how do you know Jen Annison?
Oh.
No, seriously.
Okay.
We need to know the background here.
Well...
And just a side note,
Justinippurly commented on her voice.
She's got...
He did? Yes.
You did a riff that you were obviously just kidding about,
but when she just kissed,
she's like nails every single note.
And he was like, that riff, though.
And I was like, uh, the riff king is up.
He's like, that riff, though, sucks, though.
And you're like, oh, no, man.
He did a fire emoji next to it.
That's dope. That's dope.
Um, like you didn't notice.
I went, okay, this is, I haven't told anybody of this.
But I did go, I did go.
After, like, some event I went to, I went to a thing, and Jennifer Aniston was there,
and she knew people that I was with, and we all ended up at her house.
I know.
Casual?
Super casual.
Very casual.
And then, like, you know, when you're, like, walk into someone's house like that,
you're like, wow, this is so beautiful.
And then you're like, this is cool.
It's whatever.
But she, that's honestly, like, how I ended up, like, talking to her.
I don't know.
I ended up at a thing
and then she knew people and then I knew people
and we were there together and then she followed
and I ended up going to her house and I was like
she's just cool like that she was like
everyone come over and just very sweet
so what you're saying is I have a chance
you do oh okay oh you do
yeah if she's gonna love anybody but me it's you
oh yeah yeah for sure
oh she would be obsessed with you I'm so on my period
I just don't cry and by the way like it's not like
I talk to Jen Anniston every day
like I I we
No, but you're like...
Mumbled through that.
Yeah, you're like,
she's so humble.
I don't, like, have her number or something.
I've known you for how long, like, not long,
but I've known you longer than you've known me
because I'm a fan,
but we, like, met on a podcast last year.
Yeah, yeah, I think so.
And then I, like, see people that follow you in comment,
and I'm like, you're so humble.
Okay, I'm being a fan.
What am I supposed to do?
Be like, dun, thud, blah, like...
Yeah, like me, where I took a screenshot
of Jen Annison.
commenting on my photo
posted it to the world
and said
the one where I shit my pants
because I was bragging
so yes you are very humble
okay
too shit yeah no that's true
I didn't play cool
I don't know I just like
whatever we'll move on to the next question about you
I'm sweating
is everyone I'm sweating
can we talk about the
AC in this place
it's rough
And I am wearing a very heavy sweater with, speaking of friends.
I can't take this off because I'm wearing a little tea.
You can't?
No.
Can't do it.
I don't like my arms.
You don't like your what?
I don't like my arms.
I thought you said your lungs, but arms is just as weird.
You have a great body.
No, no, I like my arms.
It's not that.
It's like, it's the way, like, when you sit with, when you have to, like, I could walk around with these arms.
But, like, sitting here with these arms, I would feel like I would just pay attention to these arms all the time.
Oh, like, they're not like, you're not like this.
Yeah, no, yeah, no.
Okay.
Like, when you sit somewhere for too long and you're like, are they looking at my arms?
Is that a thing?
It's a thing for me.
Oh, I feel that way about, like, not a thing.
When I wear my skirts.
I'm not to touch up my lips.
Huh?
What color is that?
Because people are going to want to know.
It's called giddy.
It's called giddy.
Nope.
Just giddy.
Just don't make it sexual.
Drop the up.
Drop the up.
She's like, it's called giddy up.
I'm like, nope.
You guys know me
I'm the sexual one
You have sex one time on TV
And apparently
Yeah, you go to stage
You go to stage, you go to stage
You go to stage goes one time
Man
exactly exactly that's i'm sure a lot of us have those moments you know i didn't even hear what he said
he said you go to stage coach one time oh shit yeah like i got to tell you you had a really big
missed opportunity at halloween even though you were judge judy it was amazing because everyone
judges blake and blake was judge judy so he was like i got to judge you for once that's good
It was amazing.
It was a great costume, but you had a real missed opportunity when you could have been dressed, like, with the handkerchief with, like, a coach's whistle around your neck and then just said stage on your shirt, and then you were stage coach.
No, I got DM that so many times.
It's like, wear a, they were like, wear a stage around your waist.
Yes.
And then wear a whistle.
Yeah, yeah.
But, yeah.
Why didn't you do that?
Because I don't get enough stagecoach jokes.
Oh, yeah.
It's like you would think you'd address it and it would go away, but it just like...
Never.
Are we over it?
Oh, no, we're not.
Nope.
Half the crowd said no.
I feel like you're doing a cool thing by doing this.
All of a sudden, I'm just like end up the show like this.
I'm just getting real comfortable.
I would rather be sitting like that.
No, this is better.
That's like Uncle Jesse full house move.
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So we're in California, but technically we're close to L.A.
You're...
You got to say it's not.
Oh, is that about...
No, no, no, yeah, yeah.
I addressed this.
It's Brea.
What just happened?
That's my fault.
I said we're close to...
Got it, yeah.
Or did you say, what's up, Los Angeles?
No, I said it's L.A. or Braya?
And I was like, I got, like...
Oh, no, it's Braya, California.
Oh.
It's not, right?
No one screamed for that.
Orange County.
Orange County.
See, I told you
All you have to say is one thing
To get a crowd fired up
The other day a girl told me to say
Go Beavers and I couldn't talk
For five more minutes after that
It was like, I was like, oh okay
More reference, we were in Oregon
I wanted to open every show with Go Beavers
and see who goes crazy
There's got to be like someone
From like a middle school that like
Went to a Beaver school
I don't know
Or the Canadians
That sounded weird
In all girls school
I went to a beaver school
You did?
No, I didn't.
I was a joke.
I was playing along with my own joke.
Oh.
And I fell for it like an idiot.
You did.
Where did you grow up?
You grew up in California.
I was, I was, I was, oh, yes, Queens.
Fallb.
Are you from Fallbrook?
Pomona.
Oh, that's cute.
Ramona.
Oh.
Famona.
Romona.
Ramona.
Got it.
Wait, I'm from Fallbrook.
I was, but, well, no, no.
No.
I was born in L.A.
Boo.
And then I went to high school in San Diego,
well, Fallbrook, and then, and now I'm back.
Well, sort of.
Now I'm in Orange County.
Do you guys like, like, is it like the O.C.?
Or is that stupid?
Yeah.
I got in shit.
When I went to San Francisco, and I said San Fran,
and they were like, hmm.
Yeah, I know.
I didn't know that.
Why not, though?
Don't see Cali.
Oh, C.
Shit.
It's literally what I just captioned my photo.
You said to delete so many captions.
I just captioned it.
Look.
What?
Three hours ago.
Live podcast tour.
Hello, Kelly.
That's cute.
What's wrong with that?
They just said, don't say Callie.
What is just to say?
Hello, California?
Like, I'm from Canada.
I can say whatever the hell I want.
Yes, I don't get it.
You can say whatever you want.
But because I feel a little bit of vibes towards.
the Los Angeles. I feel like we should
do a can you not segment
on L.A.
Yeah, I'm down.
This is where Blake needs to come in with that
can you not?
Uh-oh. It's broken.
I was teaching.
Or we could just do ourselves.
Ready?
Can you not?
Yeah. That was really good.
It's way better than me.
This is the best night of my life. Go on.
Oh, me too. I know.
Um, can you not LA? I feel like you've got a good one. Um, can you not tell me how many improv
classes you just signed up for? Los Angeles. As we're at an improv theater and I'm like, I do
improv. But it's true. I mean, everyone in L.A. does improv. Is that because they want to get good
at acting? I swear to you. Okay, so I've done it, obviously. I've done all the improv classes
you could possibly take in L.A. And, and there was like doctors in my classes. There were public
speakers but they just want to break out of their
shell or they just want to be more comfortable
in front of people. Yeah, so they
come and do the class and then they go back to their
like nurse job. And it's
so crazy because it's like... They can like
banter with the patience.
I'm really trying to be an actor.
Get out.
Like, I take this very seriously.
You know?
We don't have room for you doctors.
No, I'm kidding. But like
one time I was like, that guy's really good.
Like you should be in movies. He's like, no, I'm a doctor.
I'm like, whoa.
Really?
Yes.
Okay, yeah, can you not?
Can you not?
Does anybody have one?
Wow.
Usually the crowd goes wild.
What the hell?
Usually you all raise your hands.
Ariel has another one.
Because you don't have any.
Can you not talk about whole food?
Can you not talk about how you're a vegan?
Oh.
Yeah.
Can you not talk about juicy?
Good one, Caitlin
Oh, I tried
I tried
Sorry, I really thought that was
Oh
You should have like a
I do-doo-doo
I tried
Sorry, I thought it was going to land
It didn't land
It's okay
Avocado toast
I think that's everywhere
That's even in Nashville now
Nashville's really trying to get down
They're like we have avocado toast
They're like
Everyone from L.A. is moving to Nashville
I don't know why that's happening
But they are
My two really
good friends, just moved to Nashville.
She's a country singer, so it makes sense. Okay, well, that's fair.
Yeah. So if you're a country singer, you go to Nashville.
If you're an actress, actor, do you like the term actress? I heard that's a no-no.
I like whatever. Okay. But you've done some pretty good things.
Thank you.
I like to pump my guest tires. I like to talk about it.
So, like, tell us your favorite thing you've done in the acting world.
Because you've done modeling, YouTubeing, content creating. You've done the vines.
You've done it all.
Are you on TikTok?
Honestly, I'm mad at you for asking me that.
Oh, because you are.
Oh, wait.
Just kidding.
I talked to someone else backstage about TikTok.
Oh, it was like, why would you ask me?
I can't figure it out.
I can't either.
I literally, like, I think I'm pretty savvy with social media.
Yeah.
And then I go on TikTok and I'm like, how do you do anything?
Do you guys get TikTok?
What do you?
I don't, my niece, who is 11 gets it.
I want to do it.
it because it seems cool and I think it'd be really popular on it. We should try and do one right now
with the crowd? Yes. Do you have TikTok loaded up? I'm ready to go? Do I have TikTok loaded up?
All right. Calm down. We'll be back with more Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow.
Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow. So backstage, we're talking about confessions. But I never
like to know my guest's confession because I want it to be like shock value when you come out here. So here's what we're going to
to do.
Ariel's going to confess.
Blake, do you have one today, or are we just
fresh out?
I'll figure one out.
Okay.
It usually has something to do with
masturbation.
Sorry, Skip.
My last confession
was weird.
And
maybe Skip has a
confession for us.
Skip?
Skip.
Nope.
Nope.
No.
Not doing it.
We're not going to pressure
Skip.
My confession's about Skip.
So there you go
So we can include
Skip in your confession
I'm going to pick
one or two people from the crowd
to tell a confession
That's fun
Yeah
Usually they're good
I gotta tell you guys
Are you a Vino?
Are you a Vino?
The Vinoes tell me some shit
I love it
Like I'm like whoa
Are you sure you want that out there
With your full name
But I respect it, but I respect it.
Okay, so why don't we start with a vino confession?
Yeah, I think that's the best way to go.
Because I don't know how, who did I talk in the air.
This, two hands.
Wait, I need like a, I need like a category of like, like, what is yours have to do with?
Okay.
Okay, great, great.
Okay, anal p, poo.
Okay, another P one.
about her breaking and entering okay i'm gonna go with anal yeah oh my god i'm up here
course you can yeah get on up here what's your name scarlet scarlet and your last name and how we
can stock you in instagram um i'm just kidding you don't have to just tell us just tell us your anal
confession that so don't tell us your instagram tell us your anal confession that's more normal
So naturally, I was with my boyfriend for five years.
And if you're a good girlfriend at that point,
then that's when you try to experiment with things.
Okay, so I was like, yeah, I'll try anil.
What's Skip thinking right now?
What is Skip doing?
Skips at her table.
Who is Skip to you?
Is Skip your dad?
Yeah.
Sorry, Dad.
Skip.
Get out.
No, he's on me.
Oh, my God.
Okay, okay.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Skips your boyfriend.
Got it.
Go on.
Get your.
Okay, so, again, I tried anal, and then the next week, I shit myself on accident.
Oh, boy.
And then the week after, I shit myself again.
So I went to the doctor, and I...
Go on.
So, I went to the doctor, and I was like, there's something wrong with my asshole.
Because...
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down.
She's like,
to have her anal moment.
No, I kept shitting myself,
and so my doctor checked my butthole,
and she said there was everything was fine with it,
nothing was wrong,
and I stopped having anal,
and I stopped shitting myself.
So.
Yes.
I love you for that.
I love you for that.
Now what are we going to take away from this podcast,
today. Don't do
an all. Thank you so much.
Oh, you can go out this way.
Oh, they're going to just walk you outside and right out the door and you're never allowed back in.
Cool, thanks.
I was just kidding.
I was like, where are they taking her?
He's like, come with me.
I'm like, oh.
It's her boyfriend.
You, come on.
It's like their bit that they get really into.
He's like, you.
come with me and you're like oh no no wow good for them um so yeah don't don't do that i guess uh five years
maybe at 10 five years not worth it maybe at 10 put a ring on it right like okay low low i what
what oh okay here we go here we go yes
The low down is clapping for anal.
Yes, hello.
The guy with a leather jacket likes anal.
You know what I will say?
I did a podcast with Nikki Glazer, and she talked about how great anal was, and I still can't get down.
But she was like, she said, do you know what it feels like?
It feels like when you have that eye-crossing shit, and you're like, oh, that's what it feels like.
And I'm like, no, it doesn't.
You can't tell me that that's two in the same.
It's just...
I'm done with it.
I'm done.
We're done with it.
I'm done with this conversation.
All right.
This is when you guys start chanting Jason.
Is it like that you?
I'm sorry, I started it.
We don't do A-N-O, I'm sorry.
I told you the second half gets weird.
I told you.
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Blake, have you thought of a confession over there?
Not a good one.
Okay, not a good one. You guys go first.
Mine is not great. Mine's not great. I told it on the podcast today on, I did a podcast
with Becca Tilly. Yeah. I know, she's so great. Yeah, scrubbing in. Yeah, she's so great.
She's been a friend of mine for a long time. And Herp, Herb. Yeah.
Rub it in, why don't you?
Award winning.
We get it.
She won the People's Choice Award.
I wanted to go up there and be like,
like Kanye hurt.
You had your mom in last year and Becca, Tanya.
But I think Caitlin deserves the reward.
What did he say?
I'm like trying to think of what he said so bad.
I'm going to let you have your minute.
Yeah, I'm going to let you finish.
But I think Caitlin deserves this podcast award.
It's okay.
I think she's a lovely woman, though.
It's okay.
I'm being.
set up again because now I'm up for the
I heart awards. Yes.
Oh, that's amazing. No, it's a
set up. I'm against Ben and
Ashley who are with I heart. Yeah, she's
not with I heart. I'm not with I heart.
It's a setup.
What doesn't matter? We're all great. We're all great.
And we love everybody and I
especially love Becca and I had her on my podcast
today and she told me the funniest
confession that I really didn't see coming
from her because she's very like
G-rated and sweet
and like she was talking about it and she
She was like, yeah, so I did this.
I'm not going to tell you because you have to tune in because I need my downloads.
And she was talking about what she did with a situation with constipation.
And she said it was so much, it wasn't anal.
She's back.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Wait, that was quick.
She said it was so much confidence that I was like, ha ha.
Well, now I want to try that.
Because it wasn't a big.
She didn't make it seem.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Um, but mine, I'll tell you just because it happened today, but I was on my way to podcast with her and Jason was like, well, why don't you just take the car we rented? And I was like, uh, I'm gonna Uber. And he was like, why? I'm like, ah, I just need to go through some emails. But really, I just wanted to get the good lighting so I could pluck some chin hairs.
Yeah. Okay. You didn't see that coming. Did you get some good ones? Two. Oh, yeah. That's it? You guys know what I'm talking about. Don't make me feel stupid. Oh, no. I have like, I have one. Okay. I have one. Oh. No.
Dan?
No, I wasn't even going to say on my chin.
I don't have chin hair.
Oh, nipples.
I have, I don't have a nipple hair, but it's under, it's an under-boob.
Wow.
And it's a long under-boob hair.
I so, I was wondering what he was doing for some reason.
She was like, look at me, and like, you know, you know.
I have one boob hair.
Underneath.
It's under, and I'm like, and.
Interesting.
I leave it.
it's so long
I'm just kidding
no it's just a different type of hair
right
thick coarse thin
blonde it's like a darker
thicker
hair yeah
wow that's an odd place but
you we are women
it's one though
and it's like where are your friends
why aren't you up here
why aren't you lower
you're just like weirdly just there
it's like whoops wrong spot
I'm gonna keep coming back though
I don't know what happens
It's called hormones.
Damn, those hormones.
Yeah.
Skip, am I right?
It's so bad.
Oh, Skipper.
It is.
Okay, well, you, that's not your confession, though.
Weirdly, it was.
No, I'm kidding.
Weirdly, that was just something you wanted to share with us.
I just wanted to tell you guys.
That you felt obviously confident about because you don't pluck it.
Thank you.
I didn't want you to be like, you guys don't have chin ears.
I'm like, I have under boob hair, so it's okay.
Thank you.
You're such a good friend.
good friend. I'm like Adam Sandler. You know what I mean? When he pees his pants for the little
boy? Yeah, if peeing your pants. That sounds really me too. Do you guys know Billy Madison? Yeah. There we go.
And he's like, if peeing your pants is cool. No, though, teacher, I consider me Miles Davis.
Hello. He's like, no, this is the best part. Just just stay with me for a second. So,
um, this little boy is like this against the wall and they're at a school field trip and he's like this.
My favorite part of the whole movie is Billy Madison goes,
what do you fall in love with the walls?
Okay, okay, because of that, my dog likes to lick my seatbelt.
Like, I don't know what catch up or something fell.
Yeah, you drop something.
Sit down there and like licks the seatbelt constantly.
So I'm like, I always say, what are you fall in love with the seatbelt?
And nobody gets it, right?
No one gets it.
Nobody gets it.
Even everybody out there is like, I don't know what you're talking about.
But Annie's voice to it.
Would you find in love with the wall?
You know?
What do you fall in love with the wall or something?
Blake's not even laughing.
He doesn't know who Adam Sandler is.
Not even a pity laugh.
Not even a pity laugh.
Go on with your confession, Ariel.
All right.
I made out with a backstreet boy.
Oh!
Can I guess which one?
Nope.
I hope it was Nick.
But I feel like it was AJ
I wish it was AJ
I loved AJ
Is it Brian?
So it was Nick?
No
Kevin?
No
It was Nick
It was Nick
Oh it was Nick
I did out with Nick Carter
When I was like
When I was young in Hollywood
You know I got there
And I was like oh my God
With a battery ball
And then I made out with a battery board
I wasn't like planning on it
I did though
Well of course you were
planning. I mean, well, it wasn't like
I said out. I wasn't like packing
my bags of Hollywood to make out with a backstreet boy.
I moved to Hollywood and I found myself
amongst Backst Street boys for some reason.
At Jennifer Aniston's house. At Jennifer Aniston's
house. Yeah. And how
did it happen? Or we can't do
details. Oh, I don't get
I don't get. Oh, okay.
I, no, okay, so we were all out somewhere
a bunch of, yeah, shh, shh,
this is a good story. Okay, ready?
um i was out at nick carter right now yeah could you please just at him oh my god i'm yeah i probably
shouldn't tell this sorry yes great who cares this is yeah oh my god put your phone away sir
we need to like put your little phones and little ziplock bags i know trust me i've got myself
a lot of trouble you know excuse me it sure isn't but i'm gonna tell this story anyway
it's a safe space trust it's safe um no i would
went to a club and I was with like a bunch of people that all, you know, he knew. And then we all
went back to his house. And then we went on his balcony and he's like, can I kiss you? And I was
like, yeah. And then we kissed. And then he literally, not because the kiss, like, we kissed for like a
while. Wow. And then he was like, it wasn't, it wasn't like weird. He wasn't weird to me or anything.
Sounds weird. It got weird. And he was like, it was like five in the morning and we were sitting on his
balcony talking and then he was like do me order you a car and it's like not a car he ordered me a taxi
stop ordered me a taxi and i went home it was great well because i wasn't gonna sleep there he was like
you could sleep and i was like mm-mm so he said you want me to order you a car and he got you a cab
got me a cab wow not even like a black car no wow no what a dick he was that he was nice
but yeah it was like that's yellow that car is yellow what is this i could have got myself one of the
Yeah, I could have been a, you know.
A limo would have been nice.
Yeah.
What if you just got me a limo?
That would be great.
That would be such a Nick Carter move.
Yeah, no, that's great.
Is that good?
Yeah.
Like, I don't go around telling people that.
No, it's great.
I mean, it's no anal, but it's, it's, it's, basically.
It's, it's good.
Yeah.
It's good.
Wow.
You made it like, kind of cool?
Yeah, it's not, it was like a humble brag.
Yeah.
And I'm okay with that kind of brag.
It was a really.
It was a good confession.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What?
Nope.
Oh.
I think he's, like, married with babies now, right?
Yeah, he is.
Yeah.
That's true.
Yeah.
What about Justin Bieber?
Does he follow you?
No.
Oh.
You were Justin Bieber for Halloween, and you nailed it.
If you guys...
Did you see it?
It was so good.
I was attracted to myself.
On Instagram, you are missing.
out. You're my favorite account
to follow on Instagram, and not just because you're my
friend. Thank you. The one where
you posted the Beyonce window, I'll never get
over. And if you don't know what I'm talking about,
do you just go look for it?
Okay, Justin Bieber's
that costume, though, if I go out in that costume,
I confuse everybody. Not because I look
like him, because girls are like,
you're a girl? Like, oh my God.
They're like attracted to you. And then
guys are like, you're a girl?
And then they're attracted to me?
And then just things are so weird.
So everybody's just attracted to you, as for usual.
No, when I'm Justin Bieber.
I love good.
We're going to play a game called Truth or Drink before we wrap up.
But I'm pulling up a picture of, oh, Kelsey Ballerini looked great tonight on the red carpet.
Just checking her Instagram?
Well, because I'm going to pull up a picture of you as Justin Bieber.
Okay.
We're going to play Truth or Drink.
Oh, speaking of The Bachelor people, Wells Adams just.
liked my photo.
Wells Adams.
It's like the one bachelor thing I know.
We were talking to her backstage and Blake was like, yeah, I'm, you know, stage coach.
And she was like, I don't know what you're talking about.
He was like, what?
He's like the one person that doesn't know about stage coach.
Everybody knows about this.
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Now back to Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow
Okay I actually haven't looked at the questions yet
Because I wanted Blake to read them
And I didn't want it to be um
Oh yes
I wanted to move under the Mose is one of my favorites
Kate you get to choose
Who you ask
These questions too
Oh I feel really nice up here
Oh
Okay
Oh get it girl
All right Blake
Truth or drink
Jesus
Don't do the top one
Who comes up with me?
Don't do the first one
Just kidding
The first one
What's the weirdest porn
You've ever watched?
That's it
Don't do the first one
Oh I didn't hear you
Skip
Skip skip
Oh skip
That's a question for Skip
Skip right there
He's so red
Look at he's so red
We don't want to know
the porn that Skip watches
We want to know the weirdest
porn Blake's ever watched
Skip goes back to Blake
We're going back to Blake
Skip you are in my hair
Way to be here tonight
Give it up for Skip he's a legend
Skip is perfect
Skip
Skip skip skip skip skip skip
Skip's a legend
Blake weirdest porn you've ever watched
Is it bad that to think about it?
Like, I feel like I'm going to disappoint.
You guys are all like,
oh, stagecoach, she's probably weird as f***, but I'm not.
You're like, you're like big-titted girls.
That's it.
Yeah, it's not weird.
No, um...
We're all waiting.
I feel like I should make an anal joke right now because of...
Do it!
You're like, wait a second, I recognize you.
I mentioned the anal porn.
Oh, shit.
I feel like...
Wait.
Scarlet?
That is your name, right?
Dang, I'm good.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm sorry, guys.
Like, I feel like I'm...
He just likes basic porn.
Yeah, fucking missionary.
No, I'm just kidding.
That's okay.
If it is, if that's what gets to your...
I just, yeah.
Literally, sorry to disappoint.
Don't look at me.
Anyone else want to answer this?
Jason?
All right, here we go.
Next question.
Did you drink?
What?
What?
Yeah.
I should drink.
I should chug.
Right?
Chugget.
Chaget.
Who's single out there tonight?
Blake will be at the after party.
I hope you like missionary.
All right, Ariel.
What's up?
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Ariel.
That was all tequila.
You're lying.
No, that was all tequila.
All right.
Full cup, yes, I'm here for you.
Here we go.
Was that water?
It honestly wasn't.
That was a thousand percent
Tequila ice
I saw you pour that
You can smell it
That was a tequila
Yeah
Wow
That was a tequila ice
Smelled it
I smelled it
And I'm sweating
Smelt it
I think everyone should put
Their drink up
And have a sip
Just for Blake
I love vinos
You guys are the best
Vinoes are amazing
You have never disappoint
Ever
Look at that thing
Here we go
Riel
Okay
What's the most
embarrassing
photo you have on your phone
And can you show it to the crowd?
That's not even fair because I feel like you always share your embarrassing photos.
I do, yeah.
They're embarrassing and they're all on my Instagram.
Follow me on Instagram at Ariel Vanderberg.
No, just kidding.
I gave you the wrong handle too.
It's Ariel.
Yeah, I mean, that's not a good question for me because I do post embarrassing photos.
I mean, let me, I'll just like...
Choose your audience, Jason.
What's, I mean...
I just have a lot of selfies.
All right, how about, we'll ask you this one.
Who's the most inappropriate person you've ever fantasized about?
Nick Carter.
Or thing, or thing.
No, no.
Inappropriate?
I fantasize about him all the time.
But why would it be inappropriate?
Like, um...
No, no, no, well, that's, yeah.
Like Adam Sandler, as Billy Madison, might be a little inappropriate.
Got it.
That's not, though.
Or like the kid from Big Daddy
Okay, okay, what about
That'd be weird
But that's super weird
Like Ryan Philippe
From
Cruel intentions
Cruel intentions
Where it's like
You're my brother
You know
Like
Like I don't have a brother
Or anything
So it's fine
Yeah
But he's not a full-blown brother
He's a stepbrother
So I get that
But like it's not like I was like
Oh you're my step brother
It's just like him in that movie
Because he's like weird
He's like so miss
serious in his little black turtleneck.
Yeah.
And his little, like, hair.
Yeah. Do you guys know who that is?
Yeah.
They're like, yes.
Some of them are young.
Oh, yeah, okay. Okay, go.
Watch cruel intentions. It's hot.
Well, some of you are. Not all of you. Some of you are my age. Some of you are older.
I love all of you. Any age you are.
Skip.
Especially Skip.
Skip's getting so much love tonight. I love it.
All right. Caitlin, what is the most embarrassing thing you've ever done to try and
become famous.
Cleo is getting deep here.
I actually think it might have been Madison.
Was it Madison?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
The most embarrassing thing I'm so excited.
I ever did to try and become famous was.
A. Kardashian.
Wait, first of all, describe famous.
Like, to get more followers or something.
To get more followers.
Yeah.
It's kind of a, no, okay.
Well, I mean, going on the bachelor.
But you're already famous.
I don't know.
I'm, I call myself a G-lister.
Yeah, yeah.
You're a B-lister for the Bachelor.
Oh, that's cute.
I get it? Sorry.
But it's not right.
Everyone hated that.
I was like, you're a B-lister.
I was like, crickets.
Yeah, they didn't, they didn't, it didn't land.
Sorry.
But the most embarrassing thing I ever did was probably, do you guys know, do you ever,
do you know what the buried life is?
You really?
Okay, so it was this show on MTV
where they crossed 100 things off of their bucket list
of what they wanted to do before they die
and then on their show on MTV called The Buried Life
they help people cross off their things
that they wanted to do before they die.
And they surprised me
and they put me on the show
and they were like, they surprised me at this restaurant
I worked at.
I had pink eye in both eyes.
It was terrible.
Why?
Yeah.
I don't even know how that happens.
I'm apparently farting on the pillow, but I don't know.
I had pink eye in both eyes.
They came to surprise me, so I had sunglasses on and a fedora because it was that time.
And they were like, Caitlin Bristow, we want to help you live out your dream and cross something off your bucket list.
And I was like, holy shit, this is happening.
Wait, was this like before The Bachelor?
Yeah.
I was like.
Oh, so this was like.
I was like 25.
But why did they know who you were?
um because i was friends with them no i was i kind of knew a couple of them and i was like please make me
famous got it got it got it and so they did but it was so bad so they put me on um they put me
they flew me to L.A and i went to an audition to um audition for a um a music video
have you guys heard this story before oh okay um and so i went in and they were like this is
there was like a table of judges and i walked in with the film crew and they were like
yeah are you Caitlin Bristow your fedora and your pink eye well no I'd healed by then
this was they surprised me and then I went to LA got it and so I walked in and all these girls
were along the back in Dan's office and they had all just like waited so long for their time and I
walked in with a camera crew and they were like oh are you Caitlin Bristow and I was like yeah and
they're like go on and they just put me up and so there's all these girls behind me and a table like
of judges like in front of me and they're like dance and they played a song and I was like this
please dance for us the way you danced that's what you did it was one of my moves I did a whole like
hip-hop thing into that and you're a really good dancer you could tell right yes no but like
not many people can just like pull that out of their bag well I mean I hope so because I dance my
whole life. But, but, so they were like, you didn't know that about me? I, well, no, like,
I knew, but, yeah. Yeah. Cool. And you're a really good singer. Are you a fan of a fucking
singer in her whole life? Yes. You're a really good singer and a really good answer. It's so crazy.
Yeah. Go on. Well, I, I think the reason why I'm saying that is because I dance my whole life and I can't
dance like you. Okay. Just like you can't. It's such a facade. And, so anyway, so anyways,
I did it and then I left
and then the buried life
definitely did not air that episode
and they were like
that was stupid you didn't get the audition
they like hated us
and they replaced my episode
with a blind cowboy
that wanted to ride a horse
makes sense
yeah
so anyways I called my mom and I was like
this is my chance
I am on the buried life
and then they cut my whole episode
and it was like a big waste of time
you should have led with that
because I've been Googling
Caitlin Presto on The Barron Live
And I can't find it.
Yeah, I also did a music video with David Lingwood
That was really inappropriate that we had to take off YouTube
When I went on the show
Because I was scared that people were going to be like, who is this wacko?
Really?
Yeah, and so that's also why you can't find anything.
We were singing about very weird things.
It wasn't inappropriate like that.
It was like we were singing things that it's 2019
And it was like, that probably would have been weird.
And did a glass just break?
Moffled off.
Oh, God.
Oh, she's a baby got a cry and like, the record skips and, you know, that whole thing when it's, yeah, when it's not funny.
Anyways, and that's my story, back to truth or drink.
I was so long.
All the VIPs are like, well, we got to go, so I don't need that picture with you.
Back to me, Jay, back to me, Jay.
Do you want to do this or no?
Just a couple more.
A couple more, here you go.
Blake, what would you say is the most disgusting habit you have?
Oh.
And I can fill your drink if you need me to.
I do.
Do you want this?
It was disgusting habit I have.
He didn't hear you.
More, more, more.
You said more.
You asked for it.
That's a heavy for.
Rosie is my favorite.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Got it on your stagecoach boots.
I'm not even part of that joke.
You can't even make that joke.
Do you wear those boots while you were doing things at stagecoach?
I have no idea what I'm talking about.
It's clearly working.
She still has her fucking napkin on her mic.
My hand is sweaty.
What is the most disgusting habit?
No, disgusting habit.
I'm sorry.
I wish you were to have these in advance.
I could have made up things.
Most disgusting habit.
Chug the mug.
Chug the mug if you can't think of something.
No, I, uh, I, I, I,
yeah, see it!
No, it's not that stupid.
It's not that bad.
They're in college, so.
What are you?
No, no, no, I bite my toenails.
Is that right?
You're lying.
That's a true story.
I did too.
My big toe's a motherfucker.
You're really got to like.
No, you don't.
Yeah, I do.
You do not do that.
I do.
You do that?
Yeah.
Why would you do that?
Not all the time.
Because I have to use a chainsaw otherwise.
My big toe nail is like.
Just like dumb and dumber?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
What?
No, don't do it.
No.
Do it.
I like you guys, but you guys are.
They're freshly trimmed.
Okay, two more. One for Ariel, one for me. Go.
Oh, no, we need you. One for Jason.
Yeah. No, no, no. Let me. Let me.
Caitlin, let me.
Okay.
I had a whole fucking. I had a couple of Jasons.
Okay.
All right, Ariel, what is the biggest lie in your life you've ever told?
Whoa.
That she made out with Nick Carter.
No.
J.K.
That's really funny.
Thanks.
I'm just trying to keep up.
It's true.
The biggest lie I ever told.
I, well, God.
Oh.
Yeah, I can say this one.
Okay.
Because I'm an adult now, Mom.
My mom found weed in my backpack.
and I was like
That's not mine
And I blamed it on this poor kid
That I knew from high school
And then he got in trouble
And then at school he was like
How did my mom find out?
I was like, I don't know
And it was my mom
Told his mom like
He smokes weed
And it was my weed
And that I got
How old were you?
High school?
I don't know
How old are you in high school?
I was zero clue
14
I was probably like
15 or 16
15.
Oh, okay.
But I had like,
first I was like,
that's basil.
You know?
I was like,
that's basil and time.
I use it for a whole back.
It's basil,
time and oregano mixed together.
And then my mom was like,
no,
it's not.
It smells like,
she called it something like gonga.
She was like,
it smells like gonga.
And I was like,
well,
if it's gonger,
it's Alex Samuelson's.
And then she was like,
uh,
wow,
I'm going to tell his mom.
Yeah.
Skip,
what do you call?
I just call him out.
What do you call him out?
What do you call him out?
Hashish
Merge of Juana
Gondja
Gondja
Yeah
Yeah
Skip we trust
My mom would make
My mom smoked weed
My mom
Skip
Skip
Skip
Yeah
Okay
Last one
This is for
Jason
Michael Tardick
Who's the most
inappropriate
person
You've ever
fantasized about
What's it
I was gonna ask
Ryan Phillip Perry
Did this
Didn't
I don't care
It's my podcast
I can ask you
Whatever I want
Nick Carter
Nick Carter's become the
main topic of this
Sorry Nick
Hmm
Oh god he's gonna tell us
And I'm like
I immediately regret asking us
You say it inappropriate
He's like Princess Jasmine
No
When I don't
The last person
Who's the last person?
Nala
Nala
Sorry
Honestly
I'm not fantasizing
I'm a damn lion
Uh
Simba's hot
Topanga
No
I was the first thing that came to my
I don't know like the
I think my first crush
The person I first fantasized in my life about
Was can I guess
Yes
When I was like young young
Is it
The girls from the thong song
It's like a Simpson
No
Oh
It was it was the pink
The pink power ranger
Oh
That's a good one
That's a really good one
I do still freaking hate
That Tommy guy
Because he would date her
I'm like,
fuck you, Tommy.
My mom's like,
why do you hate the Green Ranger?
Everyone loves the Green Ranger.
I'm like,
I'm like, I don't know.
I actually fantasized
about the Pink Power Ranger, too.
She's so hot.
She was a baby.
You guys should be Tommy
and Pink Power Ranger.
I don't know the girl.
Kimberly and...
And Tommy.
That's a good Halloween costume.
You'd be a good Pink Ranger.
I was like two years ago,
so I can't do that again.
You did?
Yeah.
We're friends.
Yeah, again, we are friends.
We are friends.
I know nothing about you.
I was a pink Power Ranger
and got a little.
on stage at a honky tonk in Nashville and sang
my tits off. Were you wearing a face mask?
Yeah. No. Yeah, it was very muffled.
Oh, I love that.
You tell them your MySpace name?
My MySpace name was Caitlin Bristow
aka Tits McGee.
I did know that.
Did you guys have fun tonight?
Jason's just like trying to catch up
with everybody.
Does anybody need
a little refill?
Just a little one.
Everybody here...
Actually, you know what?
I have to take one serious second.
I know...
I'm going to still pour,
but I would actually like
everyone to raise their glasses.
I'm not going to name her name
just because, I don't know
if they've announced this yet,
but a vino and somebody
who loved Spade and Sparrows
and Scrunchies
lost her battle to cancer
of two years at 26 years old,
and I said that I was going
to dedicate this podcast tonight to her.
Oh, my God.
So it was awful.
I've emailed with her for the last year and a half about just her progress
and she's just been an actual light to me.
And so I just really wanted to dedicate this podcast to her.
So cheers.
I don't want to name her name, but cheers to her.
And I hope everybody had such a good night.
And I love you guys all so much for coming out tonight.
You guys, I'm obsessed with you guys.
I'm obsessed with each and everyone.
If you don't follow Ariel on Instagram, you are insane.
She's my really good friend and a really good follow on Instagram.
You guys, I hope you had so much fun tonight.
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