Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Live Show With Nick Viall
Episode Date: November 19, 2019Kaitlyn takes the stage in LA with Nick Viall and Blake. The two have wild past to dig through together. They talk about being friends with your exes and drama from Kaitlyn's season. We hear ...about the behind-the-scenes of their notorious on-screen break-up. Why was Kaitlyn cold on After the Final Rose? How did Nick feel that day? Stay tuned to find out! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Here's Caitlin.
How's everyone doing tonight?
We're drunk.
The front row is always so lit.
I love it.
One girl puked the other night.
I was like, okay.
Okay.
Oh.
Speaking of.
I'm getting drunk.
All right.
What?
What?
Oh, do we need to sit everybody down?
Yeah, sorry, guys.
We need to sit you guys down.
It's okay.
Here's how it goes.
Every single show.
Yeah.
Every single show, everybody gets hyped, which I love, and then everybody has to sit down.
But you know what?
Let's just keep it standing and then sit down because let's introduce my guests.
he used to be one of my TV friends you could say
somebody I like to finally be able to call a friend
we're here in person on stage for the first time in years I couldn't be more
excited he's the topless guy you guys all follow on Instagram he's the host
behind the vial files we've got some serious Nick fans in the house he's
He's the founder of Natural Habits, Essentials, oils,
who, that helped me with my anxiety today, by the way.
He is also The Bachelor,
still one of America's most eligible men.
I can't wait to see what tonight has the store for us.
Please welcome to the stage.
NerdVo!
What the f, Blake?
Get a song?
I fucking try.
I tried.
Blake's really pissed at me.
I don't even get a song.
I'm going to have to get you to go back.
You need a song to come out to.
I tried.
Real cool, boy.
Real cool.
It's...
Guys, guys.
Oh, baby, it might seem like the crush, but it doesn't mean that I'm serious.
Come back, come back.
Rewite.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome.
Yes!
Halen, I got to say when you walked out, you had some really great dance moves.
I feel like you should be on Dancing with the Stars.
Like, what the f***?
Wow, Nick, that's never come up before.
Have you been?
Oh.
Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
You should do it sometime.
Right, yeah.
I mean, I would love to, but there's a whole thing.
Did you guys watch Nick on Dancing with the Stars?
I have a funny story that you actually don't know.
Okay, here's my story. So I moved into this house in Nashville three years ago. And I'm there and I'm like, look at me living in this nice little rural neighborhood. I'm just chilling. All my neighbors are retired. I really have no business being here. And I mean, Rosemary, my neighbor is probably listening to this podcast. So Rosemary, do not take this to heart. But she doesn't realize that she's living beside me who she watched on TV until 4.4.
months in so four months in she's like realizes and she she comes over and she rings the doorbell
and she has half used soaps and half eaten dog treats and the soaps are from Christmas it's
February and she goes well that's my program you know it's the bachelor's my program and I'm like
well nice to meet you too I've been here for four months but okay it took you knowing that I was on
the show to be a nice neighbor. Okay, so she brings me these half-eaten treats and the soap,
and she walks in my front door and Sean's there, and she goes, I'm watching Nick on
dancing with the stars, you know. I love Rosemary. And I was like, oh, I'm sorry, can I not
talk about that? She's like 79. What a sweetheart. Rosemary, we love her. And then she was like,
do you go to church? And I was like, no. And then she was like, you should. And then she was like,
you should come with me one day and I was like great and that's how I met Rosemary but she came in
and she talked about you the second she walked in my front door about rooting for you I mean I'm biased
I love her but she kind of sounds like a little bit of a B you know oh no she well she just she
she means she knew what she was doing no I don't think she knew what she was doing you don't think so
no she's 79 she just it's her program she was trying to save you like she thinks we're characters on a show
not real people.
And now fast forward
to three years later
I'll like
do an Instagram store
I'll be like
Rosemary
can you take out my garbage
because I'm not home
tomorrow and she does
she does
she's a great neighbor
anyways
give it up for Nick
everybody
you should do an Instagram series
with Rosemary
wait what
you should do like an
Instagram series
with Rosemary
like questions with Rosemary
you little content
creator of our generation
that's what I would do
if I live next to Rosemary
that's actually a great idea
I have thought
about having her on the podcast
Yes. Stories by Rosemary.
And she told me, she said,
Caitlin, you come over one day.
We'll have wine and I'll tell you stories.
And I'm like, I would actually like to hear
what kind of stories Rosemary has.
Probably pretty good.
So anyways, hi everybody.
I just want to thank you all for coming here.
I'd like to thank the popsicle sticks
with Nick's head on them for being so creative.
I can't see you, but I love you very much.
We are going to have a lot of fun tonight.
We've got some questions for Nick.
we've got some funny things to discuss.
We've got some confessions to confess.
We've got games to play.
It's going to be a really fun night.
Buckle up.
Girl on the phone in the front seat here if you'd like to pay attention.
Up here.
I'm totally joking.
Listen, she's on her phone a lot, too.
I am.
No judgment.
It's one of my favorite things to do, like,
heckle people, because it makes me feel like I'm like a comedian.
I'm like, ah, you're in the front.
Or like, if people go to the bathroom,
I'm like, oh, am I boring you?
Because I think I'm funny.
Anyways, I think we need to clear the air real quick.
Nick, you chirped Blake a little bit on the internet for...
I've been hard on Blake.
A little bit. A little bit.
Nick was a little bit hard on Blake.
But was it out of love?
I would say it was out of love.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I will say that, you know, as you know, having a podcast
and we are on the franchise.
You give your opinion.
And just because you don't necessarily agree with someone
or you even like what they did
doesn't mean you don't like him as a human being.
It's true.
So, yeah, was I tough on Blake about his time on Paradise?
Sure, but I think he's lovely.
Yeah.
He's lovely.
Listen, I mean, we've all made mistakes.
You have made mistakes on that show.
You have said things that you wish you could take back.
I know I certainly have.
I don't want to speak for you.
I'm like, maybe.
Maybe you have.
Maybe you haven't.
I don't know.
Now we all make mistakes.
We all make mistakes.
So, but I was, yeah, I'll definitely tell if I'm Blake.
I have a question.
Blake, do you feel like you made mistakes?
I mean, yes, I have made mistakes.
Clearly, stagecoach was.
I don't know if you guys heard.
Blake, are you going back to stageco?
Yes, I'm going back to stageco.
Hell yeah, he is.
And has.
I'm not going to let people sled.
shame me into not going to a music
festival. I will go to that music
festival every year now.
Blake, as someone who
does care about using human being and wants you
to have unlimited success,
are they paying you a buttload of money?
Yes. I will not disclose
the amount of money.
You should have like a security. I would give all
that money back to not go through that
bullshit that was paradise.
I would give all of that back.
Absolutely. I really would. I swear
God, I would. That's smart because if he had
not done that, he'd probably have like three to
400 more thousand followers, and then he would make that
in the back end. And then he
would have maybe been the bachelor.
You can't say that.
Sure, maybe.
Yeah, we all have a chance.
But I think, sure, but I think
they had a lot of, nothing against,
they had a lot of great options from Hannah
season. Okay, but wait.
Who was the bachelor
before you? Ben.
Yes. And then his girl,
Jojo and then she picked oh you're right
they didn't have good options from that season well they
I mean they did in a sense
they turned out to be bad
yeah
they turned out to be bad but like you know
Jojo's season was very popular I think they
they definitely were planning on having Luke he has
kind of proven everyone they probably made the right call
but yeah he kind of
he f***ed up like he could it could
have been Luke and he uh he messed it up
he messed it up and then and then
they were kind of like
about that but like coincidentally people got
surprised they liked me on Paradise and I was like well
I'll just make Nick the pastor I have to tell you a funny story
Blake are you having issues with your mic
I dropped all it works oh we're back
oh we're back okay funny story
about when they announced Nick as the
Bachelor so I'm
sitting in Canada as I do every
August and
oh are you guys Canadian
I love it thank you for being
here I'm gonna just tell myself
you flew here all the way from Canada you don't
live here they did
they're like
silent
birds
just say yes
so Nick gets announced
as the Bachelor
and I'm talking to one
of the executive producers
Elon who were all friends with
and I'm like
ha ha ha ha
that's a really funny joke
and it was live
and so they're like
yeah our Bachelor is
and you came out
and I thought they were doing a joke
I thought they were pretty
they actually did that the year before
yes that's why I thought
is this the same joke
I was like
you can't make the same joke
two years in a row on this is stupid
and then he's like ha ha it's funny right
he actually is and it took me the second
I was like wait
Nick's the Bachelor
and it really I think it shocked a lot of people
because I mean same thing with Ari
sometimes they don't go with who you think they're
going to go with and you ended up having
a really great season thank you
I didn't watch
I didn't watch but I didn't watch
I didn't watch but I heard it was great
I mean do you guys have a favorite from his season
Who?
Raven.
We love Raven.
Rachel, obviously.
If it's not Rachel, you're wrong.
Yeah, Rachel and Raven are amazing, in my opinion.
Anyways.
I still want to find out why they're fighting.
Oh, my God, I was going to ask you.
Did you guys see on the...
On the internet, there's some, like, Rachel and Raven have...
No, is that who it is?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Demi told me that she found out, but then...
was drinking and forgot so that was like useless um wait who told you that demi well okay so we have a question
the question that everybody's screaming and that i'm going to say is are you dating demi okay well
well then no no not a liar because i heard you're dating
a girl crush that i had from the oc rachel bilsen
who is like
everybody's like girl crush girl next door sweetest and i heard she's like that in person
can you confirm her tonight the only thing i'll say about rachel
i did not get to watch her on the oc but i have heard
like you said, I became very aware very quickly after her and I got to know each other of how
beloved she was. I'm obsessed. I mean, just kidding. She's okay. I will say my personal
interactions with Rachel, she far exceeds her in person. Wow. And on the show. She's one of the
most nicest and warm-hearted people. And she's like, she's so normal. Yeah. I picture her being
normal she's more normal than you would even picture her being normal like if you watch the show and
everyone tells me she's like the girl next door but she's even more of the girl next door and her
heart's even like too big for her own gift oh my god you love her you love rachel belson she's a wonderful
person i will i will say that okay that's all you're gonna tell us did you do you get turned on when she
does her like ice cream commercials have you guys seen that where she like bites into the like chocolate
ice cream i know you know what i'm talking about i'm aware yeah she does that what
is it?
Magnum?
Magnum? Are you sure?
Yeah.
I'm turning to Google for this one because I thought that was a condom.
It's definitely a condom.
Magnum, ice cream, Rachel Bilsen.
Oh, your name actually came up when I did search that.
That's funny.
Oh, yeah, here it is. It's so hot.
I even, like, I don't like ice cream, and she makes me want ice cream.
Look at her just, like, jumping on top of cars, fighting all the po-po just to get her little
fucking magnum in her throat.
She wants it.
She wants the magnum.
Magnum, there you're right.
It was.
Anyways.
She's great.
Anyway, she's great.
I heard.
She's really great.
So, I mean, as everybody knows, we were on the same season of The Bachelorette.
Oh, I haven't seen them all, but one of the best seasons of all time.
It really was.
Everyone's like, eh.
What the f***ed guys?
Like, what a...
We can hear you.
We can hear it.
We're right here.
We're right here.
We had a really...
We all love Jason.
What does it have to do with Caitlin's season?
Yeah, Jason has nothing to do with my season.
We're going to get there.
But we're at my season.
And by the way, I did Nick's podcast, too.
think we like both obsessed over jason we did yeah he's very pretty we were both like oh he's so good
looking and confident and he has a nicest body keep it Caitlin too it's so Blake and I joke every
podcast we're like I'll literally get out on stage to be like hey everybody thanks for coming and
everyone's like Jason and ramen and I'm like every show every show I'm like would you rather them now
we're at the end where you guys are like a little
weird, he'll get a little more
weird, we could all ask him
some weird questions. Like last night, what did we ask
him? We asked him who his
weirdest fantasy was ever
about. Do you want to know what he said?
Super weird, but also a good answer.
I was like, what is it? Tupanga.
Do you know Tupanga?
The city? The town?
Yes, yeah, Nick, take a guess. Outside of L.A.
You're never going to get it.
Topanga from Boy Meets World?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. She's hot.
Yeah, and it was...
She's a bachelor fan.
Yeah, it was the pink
Power Ranger.
That's a...
That was his fantasy.
That's a fetish.
Totally.
That's definitely a fetish.
That's a weird.
There's no face.
I can't wait.
I can't wait till Kate was the Pink Power Ranger next Halloween.
He liked the girl, not actually the Ranger.
So it's the girl who played like...
Kimberly.
I don't know.
I don't...
So if he was going to hook up with the Pink Power Ranger,
she doesn't have her costume out.
Oh, that's a great.
great question. We'll ask him that way it comes out.
I did
last night.
I'm in the room next door.
I Amazon Prime that shit.
And they fought crime like it was
I don't know. It was the sexiest crime fighting
scene ever.
We had a lot of fun.
It was hard to get out of that costume though. It was
very sweaty.
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So anyways, we're on the same season.
we have not really spoken in four years.
It's been a while. It's been a while. I think it's really nice,
because I would like to know if anybody out there has had an ex
or someone that you have not been able to be friends with,
and then you've been friends with them once the time goes on.
Is that? Okay, there's...
Only two.
There's two of you.
I highly recommend it. It's very therapeutic.
It's totally normal.
Four years later, we do a great...
podcast on Nick's podcast called
The Vile Files
Tea. We drank wine and tea.
Yes. No, we drank wine, we spilled tea.
Oh, is that how it goes? I don't know. I think that's
what the people want to hear. But it was nice. It's cool. It's like we got to
like... I found it
therapeutic. I really did. To your point, I think sometimes
it's easy to want to
resent your ex or have reasons. And sometimes
you are dating someone who like
feels like it's like I have to pick sides.
And it's very nice to be able to acknowledge and just remind yourself that while you're both
moved on, you're like, you know what, this is someone who at one point of my life, I really
thought was pretty great.
And it's nice to feel the freedom to continue to feel that way.
I totally agree with that.
And it's like we can all be friends now, and hopefully I can be friends with Rachel when you
guys come out to the public um but yeah it is it's it's free and and it's funny because i mean
it's so long ago now do you guys even remember that season that just kidding that was me fishing
they never forget you're like a pro fisherman you know i am i am i know how to fish i'm like
you guys don't even remember my season do you i got can i ask you a question though because in and
And regular years, four to five years isn't a long time.
But will you admit, because I feel the same way, but it's just like, we're getting
fucking, like, in bachelor years?
Like, we're fucking old news.
Old.
Okay, so Demi was obviously backstage.
And I'm sitting there and I was like, she goes, oh, how much is it for a bottle of your wine?
Which is a great time to do a little shameless plug here, which is online, Caitlin Bristow.com.
Has everybody tried this rated Sparrow?
This is Nick's reaction to everything.
He drinks it, and it could be the best wine of his life.
And he goes, it's nice.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It's great.
But Demi was like, oh, this is very drinkable.
I really like this wine.
Drinkable's a great tagline.
It's very drinkable.
Hashtag drinkable.
And she goes, what's the price point?
And I said, oh, I wanted to make it under $20.
I like to spend a little over $20.
But under $20 is very reasonable.
So I said I made it my birth year.
1985 and she goes
1995 that's the year I was born
and I was like no
no that's cute
85 yeah
and I mean it feels so old because I realized that
everybody coming now yes 84
one girl yeah early
yeah 84 it was like
every you know that movie
with what's his name
Matthew McConaughey when he's like, I keep getting older.
But the girls keep saying the same age.
When I first saw that movie, I was like, oh, weird.
Now you get it.
Now I'm like, I totally get it.
I totally get it too.
Jason's like four years younger than me, and I'm like, all right, all right, all right.
You know what?
Good for you.
Thanks.
Thank you.
That's a flex.
How old is Rachel Bilsen?
She's 37.
Oh.
Good for a gal.
Are you the same age?
Now I'm a little older.
What?
You 38?
Sure.
Sure.
Hey, guess what?
I heard 40s are the best ages of our lives.
I've had a, I've really enjoyed life.
You also look 30, so that helps.
Thanks, Caitlin.
You're welcome.
Hey, all.
We're friends now.
And you look 22.
Somebody the other day ID'd me, and I was like, well, how old do you think I look?
And she goes, well...
Wow, you're getting an objective here.
No, wait, this is funny.
It was at a Predators game in...
No, it was at a concert in Nashville at the arena.
And she goes, well, I know who you are,
but you looked a lot younger with brunette hair.
What a bitch!
Can I say bitch?
It's 2019, but that's a bitch comment.
No, it's a bitchy thing to say.
It's a bitchy thing to say.
Even if it was a dude.
Wait, so you already know I'm of age,
but you just wanted to throw that little jab in there
to tell me I look younger as a brunette.
Okay.
I have found, in my experience, while I'm sure none of you in the crowd are like this, you're all, you seem very delightful.
But there seems to be a certain type of bachelor fan that wants you to know that in case you were wondering, they want you to know, that you don't look the same as me.
Yeah.
Just so you know.
I'm not sure you're thinking of it, but I want you to know that you're not better me.
So I need to neg you just a little bit.
Yeah.
So I feel like she was doing that.
She was.
And to be fair, she was Burnett, and she looked great.
Very nice of you.
You overcame.
And that's what I said to her.
I said, oh, I get it, because you're Burnett and you're beautiful.
And then I think she felt stupid, and that was my goal.
That was a nice, smart.
Because I'm passive-aggressive like that.
Do you think that's passive-aggressive?
I think that's a great, you couldn't have handled that better.
Well, I didn't mean it, though.
Doesn't matter.
And that moment, as long as she didn't know.
Yeah.
Then that's okay.
Then you win.
Yeah.
You won.
Um, she felt like an asshole.
Did you know for a second I forgot what city I was in because I've been doing this for only.
I act like I'm like on tour like a rock star.
I'm like, where am I?
Caitlin, it's your life.
You're the best Detroit.
I'm like, give it up Detroit.
No, just kidding.
L.A.
Are you guys?
And I'm happy to call L.A. home at this point in my life.
Yes, this is your home.
Also Chicago.
Also Milwaukee.
You know, I got to say, I'm really getting drunk off your wine.
It's, it's, it's you.
up. It's the weirdest thing. Very drinkable.
It's very drinkable. And Jason's mom likes to say it gives you a good
bristover, which is a hangover from me.
But I will say, you lived in Milwaukee, or just outside of Milwaukee.
I grew up outside of Milwaukee, and then I lived in Milwaukee.
You're one of 11 children, am I right?
Indeed, yeah.
How is Thanksgiving for you?
Historically loud.
Loud? Okay.
I'm quite looking forward to this.
this Thanksgiving.
It's my mom's birthday on Thanksgiving.
She's such a sweetheart.
She is a gem.
And I will say my mom, as you can imagine,
being the mother of 11 kids,
has most of my life been one of the most selfless people
I've ever met.
She's amazing.
Good for her and her, as she gets older,
has learned, and this is a weird thing to say,
but has learned to become more selfish in a positive way.
And I feel like some people are just so selfless.
So for her birthday this year,
she has asked that we do not celebrate Thanksgiving because she wants it to be about her
which I think is great I think I think that's well deserved for someone who's given birth to 11 kids
and and while I love all my siblings I'm quite looking forward I also I'm probably
don't comment and don't hate me but I think the Thanksgiving meal in general while I love the holiday is a whole
overrated meal it's I'm sorry I do okay I agree if it's if listen if Thanksgiving is about
Thanksgiving and indulgence
There's a lot of things I'd rather eat than turkey.
Right?
It's just, it's a, it's a peasant meat.
It's fine.
It's totally fine.
I would rather have pizza or sick.
So, on Thanksgiving, and because we're not celebrating Thanksgiving,
we're going to make homemade pizza together.
It's fucking delicious.
And it's going to be me and my mom and my little sisters.
And so my older siblings are going to be with their, like,
husbands and wives, families.
And it's going to be like, I'm selfish.
It's going to be kind of quiet, which I'm really looking forward to.
It's a very different Thanksgiving because usually.
I actually like that.
It's quite loud and wonderful, but yeah, it's loud.
I had a family therapist on my podcast once,
and she talked about, like, family get-togethers, Thanksgiving, Christmas,
how awkward it can be.
Because I think everybody has this vision of what Thanksgiving is supposed to be,
what Christmas is supposed to be.
It's supposed to be turkey and the stuffing,
and everybody's supposed to get along and say what they're thankful for.
But if you just go into it with no expectations,
be like, actually, we're fuck it, we're going to make pizza
and, like, do what our family is.
family likes to do. So I totally agree. You can boo and you can like jerky. And I, I actually
kind of envy that. It's fine. It's fine. I don't hate it, but like, it's fine. I don't eat
meat. So I'm like, yeah, toe furkey for the win. Ew. But, but I'm just saying that I read, no, I
didn't read. It was on the news the other day that Thanksgiving is a very overrated meal that
people just do for tradition. Yeah. Most people in this crowd agree with us. They're just, it's
heart for them to admit.
Okay.
Thank you.
Like, wouldn't you rather have
like a nice steak or ribs or whatever your favorite meal is?
Have you ever?
She admits.
She admits yes.
How many people here if you're on death row
for your last meal?
You'll be like, you know what?
Nice turkey.
Thanksgiving.
Turkey and mashed potatoes and stuffing.
You're right.
You're right.
It's just tradition.
It's tradition.
Anyway, so me and my mom are making pizza.
It's going to be great.
I tell your mom and I say,
Happy birthday.
Oh, you corrected yourself.
Mom and I.
Mom and I.
You're like, I'm going to get called out.
What would be your meal on death row?
Probably pizza.
Pizza and spade and sparrot wine.
He's good.
Blake, what would be yours?
Is your mic working?
I didn't have time to think about it.
Chicken chalmane.
He's like vagina.
Chicken chagina.
I will say, if you live in L.A.,
there's this amazing restaurant called Dintai Fung.
And I would.
If I could have it fresh, because it's only good, like, coming immediately out of the kitchen,
I would probably maybe have that on death row.
The soup dumplings are a goddamn dream.
So, anyways.
My death row meal, since everybody was asking.
Sorry, Caitlin.
What would your death row meal be?
We're all dying to know.
Can I have two?
Well, you're about to die.
No, you die once.
You die once.
Okay.
I would have the best sushi you could ever imagine.
Like some nice thinly sliced sashimi, maybe a spicy tuna roll.
And then like the...
Maybe a spicy tuna roll?
Maybe if they felt like throwing it in.
I'm okay with or without it.
I just want the sashimi.
But I would really like the biggest bowl of just like the greasiest pasta.
Like just butter, garlic, noodles straight out of Italy.
Where they do the thing where they cook it al-Dante and then they put it in the pan and then they put it in it.
and it's like all hot.
I'll be honest,
I really thought when you're like,
I would just love a big fat,
I thought you're going to be like Jason.
Oh.
A little bit of like, a little...
You didn't let me finish for dessert.
And for dessert, I would have Jason's penis.
Just a little D.
Same.
A little D.
A little D.
Just a little side of D.
Wow.
I'm so glad you guys accept me for who I am.
This is,
I always trying to.
tell the guys in the crowd, I'm like, you
will get at least a blowjob
tonight for coming here.
At least.
Maybe a hand job if those things are
still in, I don't know.
A tuggy? A tuggy? Is that what you call it?
An H.J. A good
old-fashioned H.J.
I'll be honest.
Overrated.
Blake?
What was the question?
Are hand jobs overrated?
Blake's like, I wouldn't know. I don't like sex. It's fine.
Our hand job's overrated.
Underrated.
Underrated.
Wow, you two really do have not a lot of comments.
You've met some very gentle women, Blake.
Underrated.
Oh my gosh, I feel like I'm like you, it's two guys and I'm like, oh, I usually have women as guests.
And now I'm like, telling me more.
I'm outnumbered.
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You're listening to Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow.
Hey, Blake, it's your last show with me and you finally figured it out.
it's blake's last show so you guys are very lucky for witnessing this um so going back to i was on your
podcast what is your podcast about because do you did you did you really get inspired from your
instagram stories also how do you how do you pronounce your last name vial
sorry vial oh so i've been saying it wrong this whole time well have you been saying it
Vile.
Sure.
Is it the vial files?
I'll be honest.
I do not know why I called it vial files because no one can get it f***ing, right?
Everybody just says vial files.
It's fine.
It's great.
The truth is, like, I usually, my whole life, I would say vial.
And like, when people say it real fast, it's a vial.
And it's not vial.
Yeah.
It's vial.
And so I would, then I went up.
You said, who cares I love you?
I don't love you back.
So, truth is, when I went on the bachelor, I started saying it,
weird because no one can get it right
so I was over-enunciating my last
name. I get that. That's like
when I went on and everyone called me out for
being Canadian so instead of saying a boat
I kept being like a bow. Yeah
and now I've a weird accent. I got in my head about
it and it's it's... So it's the vial
files. Oh, I said it right.
It's great. Okay, so tell us where you talk
about on it because do you guys listen?
Oh my God, thank you like 30% of you.
You will now.
Actually, I did that, my questions with Nick on my Instagram.
Yeah, you always did like questions with Nick, and people got pretty deep.
They got into it.
Yeah.
So you made it into a podcast.
I kind of always wanted to do a podcast.
I mentioned this to you when we recorded my podcast, is that there was kind of this running joke of Bachelor podcast, and you have always kind of been the gold standard in the podcast space.
and I don't like doing things half-ass and I didn't want to just do it to do it
and I'm fully aware of kind of the obvious like low-hanging fruit joke so I didn't want to do
one until I had a good concept for it and so I kind of on a whim did questions with Nick
I kind of took off and I always kind of enjoyed giving advice to friends and things like that
so it kind of started from that and I'm into relationships and dating and social dynamics
and I just, I generally like asking questions
that people sometimes have out, ooh, ramen.
Ramen?
Jason was like, yes.
So it's a lot of relationship stuff.
And obviously there was always a little bit of bachelor low-hanging fruit,
but it's kind of evolved into more like relationships
and different dynamics.
And it's kind of turning into like just anything interesting and topical
because we do live in a time with kind of this like canceled culture
and things like that.
And we're having a hard time.
Sometimes we have a lot of water cooler topics
that we seem to be afraid to talk about now.
Every time we talk about things are like,
oh, should I talk about this?
Can I say this?
And I think it's important in our time
to kind of ask more questions
and try to understand things.
We live in a culture where people are taking sides
and then people just like to talk to people they agree with.
I think I like having conversation with people I disagree with
and I hope that shows evolving into something like that.
And I just like having fun
and relationships are always tough
and so it's a lot about that
I don't know.
Who doesn't have relationship problems?
Oh, fuck you guys, geez.
A bunch of liars.
Congratulations.
What?
Have you ever had a relationship problem
in your life?
All right.
It should be a guy
should be who does have relationship problems.
Do you think they're getting harder?
No.
Wait.
I have...
What?
To date and...
then what when
yeah
oh yes
okay so as you get older in your life
relationships get better
I agree with that
yes
I think it's harder
harder in 2019 than it was
in say 2000 I will I will agree
with Nick I don't like to agree with Nick
but I will agree with Nick
but I will agree with Nick
it's so much harder dating now
than 2012
that's because you were on the bachelor
yeah it's way hard
now. No, it's way harder now.
No, I mean, I like that we can all sit here and agree to disagree, but somebody just said, wait till you're 30. Do you mean that it's better?
Yeah, but, okay.
Oh, I think that's two different arguments, right? I totally agree with the audience and that as you get older, it's definitely easier to date.
Because in theory, what is dating, right? Even the failed relationships, ideally, you will learn from that.
And, like, when you're 21, you have no idea. So you're like, fuck, this is great. I love you.
And then, like, they break your heart, and by the time you're 30, you seem to have a better idea of what you want and more specifically what you don't want, right?
In theory, so obviously it's better.
You're more confident in yourself.
I think in general it's gotten harder because, you know, 10 years ago, MySpace, dating apps didn't exist what they were now.
And everyone was there being like, oh, man, I wish we had a dating app where I could just know who was single.
We thought it was hard there.
But now it's paralysis of choice.
And now you're like, there's 17 different dating apps, and you have, you're swiping.
You're like, oh, I mean, I like this person, that person.
And now, and I'm as guilty of it as anyone, is like we are making it harder on ourselves
by feeling like we have so many, we feel like we have no options, and in fact, we have
so many options, and that we don't know what to choose from, and then we kind of cripple
ourselves.
I think that society, we have too much access, whether it's social media and sliding
into the DMs, et cetera, et cetera.
And on that note, it's not even just that.
It's then once you're in relationships, you have everybody has problems in relationships.
Even if you have the healthiest relationship on the planet, you still have struggles to get through.
So it's like, I think that's what we're trying to say.
But thank you guys for having an open mind.
But is there anyone that wants to ask a relationship, uh, really, wow.
Is there anybody that wants to ask a relationship question out there?
Right there in the middle.
We have one hand.
I see you, wrist hand.
I see you.
Yes.
One over there too.
Does she get a mic or something?
Does she come up?
Yeah, yell it and I'll repeat it.
Well, my mic's connected to a cord, otherwise...
Can she come out?
Do you have a wireless?
Oh, yeah, come on.
Blake, go down and...
I have a wireless mic.
Go on down and feed her your mic.
What?
What's your name?
Hi, my name is Brittany.
Hi, Brittany.
Hi, Caitlin.
Hi.
Oh, hi.
Anyways, yeah, so I just broke up my boyfriend last month.
I'm sorry.
Did you break up or he broke up with you?
I broke up with him.
Great.
Congratulations.
This asshole doesn't want me back now that I was.
I was like, I was a mistake, and he's like, no, I don't want you back now.
And I'm like, well, that guy, you're an...
Wait, wait, you broke up with him.
Yeah.
I broke it with him, but he's like, kind of an alcoholic.
Okay, I'm sorry for that.
So it's just like, I don't know.
Like, I don't know what my question is.
You just want, that's fine.
Okay.
Are you happy?
We're here?
Well, I don't know.
That's what I'm trying to ask.
Like, do you know right away if you're happy after a breakup?
No.
I think it takes some time.
It takes some time.
I think when you break up with someone, there's two kind of stages.
Right? Because if you've dated someone, how old are you?
I'm 26.
26. You're definitely at the point of your life that anyone you're dating,
you're thinking about maybe marrying them and getting engaged.
You have all these dreams and hopes.
And then you have this, like, tough realization of like, I don't know,
I don't feel like we should maybe be together.
And then you do the tough thing, you break up.
And then there's kind of this grieving period.
And, you know, like whether you broke up with someone or they broke up both you and they
broke your heart, what do we do when we have a heart,
we kind of pine over them, we think about the Sundays and all the good time.
And we sometimes do that even longer than we really want to.
Even though when we're complaining our friends,
like, I just want to get over them.
I want to get over.
In fact, you actually really don't sometimes because the memory of them
is the only thing we have left of them, you know,
in the sense of like, oh, you know?
I'm afraid to let go of missing them.
And so there's that phase.
And then there's you day you wake up.
You're like, well, actually, I don't really care anymore,
and it's liberating.
But there's kind of stages.
So my advice to you is just take it easy on yourself, you know?
Yes.
Yeah, I like that.
Take it easy on yourself.
self and and just feel your different phases because did you know how long were you
together four years so did you know the last year it was not going to work but it was like
phases like every like some nights would be good but deep down exactly you kind of know deep down
so give yourself the forgiveness to be like I think for that last year I knew so then you can
grieve through the next the next phases because just just repeat to yourself I knew for a year
So now the next phases are
And be sad and be and go flirt with guys
Whatever you want to do
But just like forgive yourself for all of your phases
Through this next couple of like
And just one more thing
You definitely want him to get help
And become sober for himself
And not for you
Because it probably won't happen
In the time frame which you'll find someone else
I agree with that
I agree with that. Thank you.
You'll be great
thank you for sharing and thank you for sharing your story oh don't throw it and uh well uh i'll catch it
thank you thank you for sharing your story make sure you find blake at stagecoach yeah
blake single if you're looking uh there's a young lady with her hand up oh yes come on up
young lady with your hand up
i feel this is going to be a good one yeah
We're here for you.
Blake, I really like your shirt.
Thank you.
It's a really great shirt.
This is from paradise.
I almost burned it, but...
I was getting to you.
It's the best shirt I've seen so far.
V-I-P.
What's your name?
My name is Katie.
Katie, nice to meet you.
Give it up for Katie.
Katie.
So my question is, how do you deal with a man
where you've dated for several years?
And you kind of are blindsided.
and it's sort of you are not the person that I love anymore.
And you wake up and you're like,
I plan my future with you and I banked on everything sort of with you
and we got a dog and all sorts of shit.
And then it's just sort of how do you sort of recuperate yourself
and sort of recenter yourself to be like, okay, I am still who I am.
and I have the dog
that barks just like ramen
how do you sort of
recoup
okay are you still with this person
no no we yeah I broke it okay
okay I need to say one thing
although I love Jason with all of my heart
and he is my everything don't ever say
find a Jason find yourself
first
because finding yourself
he's taken because
back off
no but if you find your
find yourself first and you're happy with yourself the jason's come to you so my advice for you is that
you realize that it's you know it's him not you right yeah you gave all that you could yeah is there
anything you regret i don't think i left anything out on the table that i didn't and if you did you
learn for the next relationship but my advice you would be to know that that's a a lesson for
you and that it'll just make you appreciate the next person more but you have to
absolutely fall in love with yourself first and be like that I'm this and then you and then you'll
attract the right people I'm sure you can add to that great thanks so I mean you broke you
we have more for you we have more for you yeah did you break up with them I mean I'm good with
that yeah how did it she's good with that how did it end did you break up with him or did he
break up with you because that could go two ways I mean I I I I
I'm going to totally transparent here.
We dated for almost three years.
He woke up one morning and said,
I'm not in love with you.
To you?
To me.
Oh, see, that's what I...
Thank you!
Everybody say f*** him on three.
One, two, three.
Yes.
It's very difficult.
Yeah, I think it's important information.
Listen, I kind of agree with Kaelin said,
but knowing that information, it's just like,
I think you just kind of, that hurts.
That hurts the ego.
It's very difficult because you've built.
yourself up and then...
If I were you, you probably
spent a lot of time
knowing that you deserve better, but I have a
hard time believing that sometimes because he hurt your
ego, would be my guess.
I would make a list
objectively about
all the things on a day-to-day basis,
even little things that really pissed you off.
Because there's probably a lot. And then you
try to think of all the things that he did
to actually make you feel good.
Not like all the things you liked or things that you
thought were looked good about him, but things that he
to make you feel good about yourself,
and my guess is one list will be longer than the other.
Yeah.
And then, you know, that will help you make you feel better,
and then, you know, take time.
Because that hurts, it hurts.
It hurts.
And it's okay.
Be okay with being hurt.
Yeah.
Because we all get hurt somehow,
and no matter where you're at in life,
you could look at somebody on Instagram as we all do and compare ourselves.
You're like, they would never get hurt.
We all get hurt.
We all hurt in some way.
Yeah, Caitlin.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, that's too easy.
It was too easy.
She lined you up for that one.
I really teed you up.
But we all get hurt and, you know, we go through things
and you just have to know that there's light at the end of the tunnel
and you go through things for a reason.
And it's all learning lessons.
I think it's really hard in this generation
where we are so public with what we are willing to share.
I mean, tonight I maybe snapped or Instagramed, like,
40 photos tonight.
That was like, look at where I am.
You know, and so it's sort of...
And look, you're so confident up here.
Yeah, I mean, it's like it's her show now.
I love you.
So good for you.
And like, this is cool to me.
I'm like, look at you.
You just fucking walked right up here with your confidence.
And you're like, let me share my story.
Ah, yes, she is.
Tell me your name one more time.
Katie.
Give it up for Katie.
Thanks, Katie.
Thank you.
And you have all.
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I've heard it's amazing. Yeah. So did you come up with a confession for us? Do I?
Like, cheer him on, like something embarrassing. Can you give me a minute? I want to give you
something good. It has to, okay, well, Blake, do you have a confession for us? Blake always has
some good ones.
I do.
I do.
I will say it.
I do.
So it was two...
Bring us back to 2000 and...
I wish I could know what I was doing.
I know.
Bring us back to 2000.
No, it doesn't work.
I don't know of the year.
So I was like 14, probably.
Why is it so quiet?
14.
14.
And...
That young, wow.
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous.
I was 2014.
I was 14.
It wasn't 2014.
And you know when you go to like slow dances in like middle school and and it's, I mean, it's, no, it's good for the boys.
Okay.
No, it is, though.
They just like, you look at me and I have a erection.
Yeah.
Every.
In 2000.
Yeah.
When you're 14, the wind would blow, and it would, yeah.
So, it's going to be hard to follow, Nick.
So you had a lineup of girls today.
So I'll never forget this.
I will actually never forget this.
So I was at a house party.
I was at a house party.
I was 14.
I was at a house party.
And I was dirty dancing, which is.
Show us what that looks like.
No, but in, yeah, when you're 14, it's one of those like weird.
Yeah, yeah, it's super weird.
It's like eye contact and it does it.
Yeah, that's weird.
I can't believe I'm...
What do you mean?
How do you get me on this?
Okay, so, but I remember grinding and...
I had a blue, blue compression shorts on, blue, bright blue.
Get to the good stuff.
And I came.
Wait, did you just...
Did you just...
Is that the end of the...
Mid-slow dance.
Was that the confession?
You came?
Mid-slow dance.
At a house party.
There was no room for...
Jesus.
It was...
So, you've always been a horny little son of a bitch.
It gets better.
That's not my confession.
What?
That's not my confession.
So there's come on your pants, and this is not the confession.
Go on.
So I went into the...
the bathroom
oh my god
me
I didn't do like
just say it
so I went into the bathroom after I came
in my compression shorts
that were bright blue
and went in the bathroom
I took them off
I threw them in the
tub shower
that was a basketball toss by the way
three-pointer
yeah
go on
I thought I was safe I was like
I safe
yeah
I was at the same party
Oh, Jesus.
As my sister.
And she went to the bathroom, and she was like,
I bought these for Christmas.
And I straight up...
What was she doing digging through the garbage?
Well, nobody would have found it.
Yeah, but I f***ed up.
I threw it in the shower tub.
And she was like, I'm pretty sure I bought these
for you for Christmas.
it was one of those weird things where she was like
I found a bright blue compression shorts
in the shower at the house party
It still had like the tag that said
Dear Blake love your sister
And so
No it was one of those
What did you say the other night?
Like when you can break the
Oh like he
Break the blanket
Like you could break the blanket
Because of all the
Say it
Say it
Well it was from the movie
bridesmaids when she was like
it's so hard to have a little boy
she goes they just jerk off on
everything she goes I cracked a blanket
in half the other day
so the best part is my sister has no
idea so when she listens to this
she's going to be out
your sister is finding
out so much shit during this
tour because the other day I'd
played a game that we're about to play called
truth or drink and
and I said Blake truth or drink
you took a vino from the crowd
home the other night and he drank and his sister and his sister goes well I'm on
Caitlin's Facebook group for off the vine heard you took a vina home and now she's going to hear
about your cumundies cool my sister Blake my sister texted me was like yeah so I read the
Facebook group yeah and you hooked up with somebody and super awkward yes it's all
Confessions are meant to be awkward, am I right?
Have you only took one viner home?
One vino.
How many vinos have you taken home this whole tour?
No, technically in zero.
Technically.
Technically, technically.
I'm like the water boy, okay?
I'm like the water boy.
When I see my player being dehydrated, I got to fill him up.
He's talking nonsense up here.
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They do come up with a confession,
but it's hard because every week I have to.
That's what I was going to say.
You're known for being very real and honest and up front,
and you don't keep a lot of secrets in a positive way.
It must be tough to have a confession.
Yeah.
I find myself feeling the same.
What topics do you?
My Kardashian confession is on today's podcast and tomorrow, so.
If you were a vinyl, you know that.
No, I'm just kidding.
It's on the podcast.
So I guess if I could think of a confession,
um, can you go first?
Sure.
Do you have a topic you want me to, I mean, I'm trying to think.
Like, something from your season or something that people would be shocked.
No, I think, Kailen wants me to share it.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
See if I like her.
No, it's fine.
You should check out my episode.
Yeah.
Plug.
Listen to his episode.
There's a lot of confessions.
I'm trying to think of mine.
My confession would be that maybe Chicago.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's not as crazy as you want it to be.
So do you guys remember when during the season I accidentally spilled the secret of who won on Snapchat?
I know I do.
So it was obviously a very big.
mistake. I could have been sued $5 million. They were like, Sean, we're going to take you back
to Nashville. You're going to shave your beard, flirt with girls. And I was like, oh, well, what do I
get to do? So they're like, where does Nick live, Chicago? Who's Caitlin's, who's Caitlin's friend,
Whitney? Can't you want to go visit Whitney in Chicago? And I was like, yeah, sure. A big hockey fan
went to Chicago. The Blackhawks were playing for the Stanley Cup. It was really fun. So,
we had not obviously talked since
you broke my heart
since he proposed
and I went
first two confession
two part confession
first confession maybe just for ABC
is that they didn't let me tell you I wasn't
going to pick you because I said
I'm not going to do the thing where he comes
up and asks to propose that's so mean
and I was like Andy didn't have to
like why do I have to
I'm glad
at the time I was very mad at you
but I am glad that they made you do it.
Yes, because they said, hey, look, that's already happened.
Give him the chance to speak.
He has a lot to say.
America needs to hear what he has to say.
And it's the least you could do.
And I was like, that's fair.
I still feel like a piece of shit.
I mean, I was really mad at the time.
But over time, I appreciated that you let me do it.
And then he became The Bachelor.
And I'll let me back.
And it all works out for everybody.
But then.
your second confession
you were going to say. The second part of that commission is that
I then went to Chicago
to hang out with Whitney
and he lived in Chicago and so
people were like, oh my God, why is
Caitlin in Chicago and
Sean's back in Nashville and it was this whole thing
and
this is actually kind of a stupid confession
because really the whole thing is
he was at a pizza joint
parlor. Was it a confession you were
a whole thing you ran into me?
Yeah. So I was like
I was going to the parlor too
and then this girl that we were both mutual
friends with was like yeah we're here with Nick and I was
like this could be a very
interesting interaction
and so I went there
but we got kicked out because there wasn't
enough room and here's my confession
I tried to name drop myself
and I was like
look I'm the Bachelorette
okay
yeah not your best moment
no very low point for me
I haven't done it since and I
I didn't do it before, but I did it to try and get in the same room as him.
I remember that vividly, and I remember finding, like, you know, everyone's, like, texting
me when you and Sean spoiled the ending, and first it was harder to see, but then it was a bit
of a weight off my shoulders, because for those...
For the diehards out there, when I first wanted an ante season, someone recorded me, like,
right after I got on a plane, and, like, I kind of spoiled that show, and so it was a big weight
off my shoulders.
That I spoiled that.
Like, I can't fuck up this time.
But then I knew you were in Chicago, and that really fucked me up.
And I was with a friend who, like, ended up, who was your friend, Jacqueline,
and she ended up meeting up with you.
So I was, like, trying to pretend I didn't want to run into you, but constantly, like,
just trying to, I was just, like, bar hopping, like, crazy, just hoping I'd run into you.
And then I will remember it was a month, then it was like, it was a Monday night.
And I didn't know if you were still in town in the Black Hawk, because we were playing in the Stanley Cop.
And we were at this bar called Parlor.
And it's really pathetic.
It gets worse.
and at the time we're at a bar called Parlor
and it was halftime
and my co-worker
for whatever reason I don't know
he needed a new shirt or something
and I lived like a block away
I'm like we'll go to my place
I'll loan you a shirt or whatever
and my other buddy text me
he's like Caitlin just walked in
which I did
no you didn't there
at parlor?
You were gone then
I got kicked out
he was fucking with me
he was being a bro
and so I was like
pretending my other
I'm like, I didn't care.
But it was raining and I sprinted back to the bar
only to realize that he was just f***ing with me.
And I was, and I just, I wanted to run into you.
I wanted to have like that moment because in fair, like it,
the tough part about the show in the, in the Bachelor show is you don't, like we
talk about, you don't get closure.
You don't get to have that conversation.
It's all on camera.
And even though like we did talk for like a good.
20 minutes they share, you know,
maybe aired five of it. You're aware that you're
miced up. You're aware that you're on camera.
And sometimes you want to be like, what the
f***, you know? Like, um,
and, uh, yeah, I,
I ran there like a,
like a, like a, you wanted to have his like,
what the f*** moment? No, I don't
know. I, I, well, I, I, I,
I envision that. I imagine what I would
say. I don't know that I'd say. I probably would have
just stand there. It'd been like,
you know, um,
um, you went on Bachelor in Paradise after.
And my girlfriend from Vancouver, Jamie went on.
She was only on for like a hot minute.
And she said that you were there after the season,
that you're like,
fucking Caitlin, I wanted to push her in the pool after she like.
True, true.
That is.
At the best of mention.
I will, like after I left and I was, you know,
again, I thank you for letting me do what I did in the moment
because it was probably one of the better moments I had.
And when I watched it back,
it was like I felt like I got to express.
myself but I mean before I got to see it
I had a million different thoughts because I
remember like after I was super pissed
and you were like oh can I walk you out and I was
like sure like whatever
it and then first I was just like
no I should just said no I'll walk myself out or whatever
and then there was this one time
I'm like I would have never done it
but man I would have
fucking love to just push because
when I came out we were right by the bachelor pool
so it was like we're in the back yard of the batser event
the pool's right right
here. You could have just been like right there
and I would have just been like fucking loved
and just been like you know what I'm good and just been like
boosh because gently, very
gently they kind of just nudge her
into the pool and calmly walk
away. I very much thought about
that I will admit. And when
she told me that I was like that would have been great
TV and surprised I didn't do it. But I would have
been like I would have lost that moment.
Oh!
Whoa!
Well I mean it's
Of course.
I don't think we'd be here if we weren't.
I will object to that because I will.
I mean, thank you.
I'm sure you love the fact that we're friends,
and we talk about this a little bit on tomorrow's podcast,
but, and like we said before,
like you can, it's a special place
when you can care about someone
and have a romantic connection,
how short or how long it might be,
and have enough period of time
where you can feel comfortable enough to admit
the feelings you had and speak
fondly about someone. And it's a very
liberating feeling into a place where you're not
ashamed to be like, oh,
you fuck me off. Or like, you know,
or like, I really cared about you and that's okay.
And it's not in a weird and inappropriate
way. It's just kind of a, it's
nice because like, I'm sure.
It's honest. Here's where we are. Yeah.
And we're sharing it with all of you.
And when you
have relationships in your life and you break
up and sometimes when you break
immediately, it's hard. Like you love that
person. Maybe you imagine marrying them or whatever. And sometimes you want to like hate them or have
these weird feelings. And sometimes it's nice to just acknowledge, I cared about this person at one point
where he's not, he or she is not my person, but like they're really special to me and I would do
something for them. And so it's nice to be able to be in that place. Yeah. I totally agree with that.
And I can only hope that a lot of people could have that healthy of a relationship like after a weird,
hard time. But I mean, we share our lives
with you on The Bachelor, and we share
a lot of things that a lot of people wouldn't
share in relationships. And
we, at this point in our lives, wanted
to share this moment, too, because it's like
this is where we're at, and this is
what it was, and you guys were all part of
that. It would have been so cool
to push you in. I really forgot about that.
I kind of wish you did, looking back now.
Just like really gently, you know? Like, not
aggressively. Just like a little nudge. You're very
small. And it wouldn't have been taken much
Like when you're walking away, like, can I walk you out?
You've been like...
No, I'm good.
No, I'm okay.
Yeah.
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I know you joked about Hannah and it was a great, Hannah's feelings was great, but you walk.
before you ran.
Let me ask you a question.
The show has gotten more progressive
and rightly so, and we're glad.
In the same way, I kind of joked about
how, like, Peter's just fucking in windmills,
and they're talking about having sex,
and this new slogan, if you haven't seen it's like...
His mom was raising the roof.
It's like four times in a windmill,
like Mile High Club four times.
And you had a hard time on your season,
and for all that, like, you got shamed,
and you're a rock star now,
and people have come to, like,
appreciate you but in the moment while your season was airing
you got a lot of shit for being as progressive as
you are and truthfully like do you
do you get a little envious and jealous because it's just like
yeah you did have to walk before
before Hannah got to run and it's like she's getting all this praise
and like you kind of like you didn't get the credit you may be deserved
I like it the way it is do you okay yeah why
it took me a hot second
to like it the way it is because at first I was like are you serious like we're celebrating
four f***s in a windmill when I like you know like it's it was such a thing where I was shamed
and I was getting death threats and it was like this whole thing but I will say I'm glad
that I was the first to just like be confident or or talk about it or do whatever because
it's 2019 I think the show needs to evolve I think the show needed to evolve when it
did and whether it be sex or politics or religion I think that show needs to evolve with the
times you were ahead of your time but people recognize that yeah and I think people are so great
about it where they're like the amount of tweets I get that said Caitlin walk so Hannah could run and I'm
like that's the coolest thing I've ever heard in my life because same thing when people ask you know
am I mad about Hannah doing dancing with the stars? Absolutely not. The whole reason I speak up,
the whole reason I have a voice, the whole reason I say anything that I want to say is so that people
who come after me can have those opportunities or can be in a better position to not get the hate
that I did. And so to me, I'm like, hell fucking yeah, she's on Dancing with the Stars.
And hell fucking, yeah, we talk about sex on that show now.
I hope it keeps going with the times.
And hell fucking, yeah, Demi's relationship might not work out.
But the hell fucking, yeah, we put a same-sex relationship on TV.
Because why are we not going with the times?
Like that's, it's a very f***ed up show.
I can say that because I'm out of contract.
It's a very f***ing up show to say, one man dates this many women and chooses the best wife.
It's f*** up to say one woman dates this many men.
but then she gets slut-shamed for doing Fantasy Suite with three men.
It's a whole gray area, so I appreciate that the show is going with the times.
I appreciate that the show is evolving and that we can all sit here and have this conversation,
and I hope it continues to do so.
So, I fucking love you guys so much.
So to finish off, we're going to play a nice little game.
of truth or drink.
And I'm going to start it off
by asking Nick a hard-hitting question about Vanessa.
Whoa.
Well, why not?
Why not?
He's an open book.
I have an option to drink, yes?
Absolutely.
Vanessa has spoken out pretty recently
about not wanting to get engaged on the show.
How did you feel about her talking about this publicly?
Tell us the truth or drink.
you want me to drink
no
he's going to drink anyways you might as well tell us the truth
well so the question is what did I think about
it or not whether it was true
yeah what do you think about it
I mean it was fine right like
was I your reaction everything
it's fine you try to be level-headed
there's a slight irritation there
for sure um I get it
like listen we we talk about
Sean and Vanessa on tomorrow's episode.
And it is tough.
I didn't listen to the podcast,
so I don't know in the context of which it was talked about.
But it is true, like, in the sense that it's a crazy season.
I don't know about you and Sean, and, you know,
I'm trying to think about our conversations,
but no one's gone on The Bachelor and gone to the finals and thought,
I'm so ready to get engaged.
Like this, you know, like, you truly love the person.
You truly think I want to get engaged.
But you're like, am I going to fucking do this?
And so, um, definitely Vanessa had her reluctance.
And like, we were both like, I don't know, this is insane, but like, I really love you.
And so I don't know her intentions, right?
So I didn't listen to the podcast.
If her intentions was to in any way or did you know, because we all heard the kind of clickbait of it all.
But I didn't hear the rest of it.
if the rest of it was
I totally loved Nick
and we were in a great relationship but like it seemed insane
to get engaged early then I'm totally fine with that
if it was some sort of implication
that she
was stuck in this relationship she didn't want to be
and then I have a problem with that because that would
feel untrue but you know
you're right you can never go by the headlines
you never really know by the headline so
oh my God thank you
oh thank God
Oh, thank God.
Yeah, I guess I try not to jump to conclusions because it's...
Which is great.
Because I do.
Yeah.
It's tough.
I saw headline once.
I've seen a few.
I saw a headline once that said, I don't think you said in this podcast.
And it hurt.
Oh, which one?
Oh, shit.
I didn't even mean to say which one.
And I think I heard like the out of context version was,
you were basically saying I wanted to send Nick home before Ben and then you and then you said and I
didn't correct me if I'm wrong because I didn't listen to it but I heard the out of con the in
context was and I would believe this is that you didn't want to have me wait you know like you
want to send me home because you actually felt the way you did and it was like well and I did
say to you um off camera because like listen if if it's not
me, just fucking send me home now.
Like, I don't want to take second.
I don't want to be there.
At the time, I was like, just fucking send me home.
I get that.
So in that sense, I totally understood.
At the time, I heard it, and given the relationship you had with Sean, and I constantly
felt like you were never validating that, it was just like, oh, are you fucking kidding me?
Like, what?
I was constantly trying to protect something while bashing you, but at the same time, yes.
No, I just think I knew at one point, and they just didn't let me because they love the
Sean Nick view.
They loved it.
They loved it.
like truth or drink no hey this game every time when is the last time you sent somebody a nude
great question great question today that is a good question i will say probably last night
because we had a conversation and i won't i'm not saying anything i'm not saying are you i'm no objection
with a good nude now do you keep your face out of it no i'm so scared of nudes
I'm so scared of nudes.
So when's the last time?
I don't...
Before the bachelorette.
True sorry.
Before the bachelorette.
I got to say, Blake, I want to be honest, Blake, a little...
Every time you look up into the left, I feel like you're lying.
No, I swear to God.
Really?
Yeah, God, no.
Do you ever know?
You think I'm that stupid?
Well, it has not been that long for me, I'll be honest.
Okay.
Nick, if you could pick one Bachelor nation person to take on a date right now, who would it be?
Ooh.
Do I have to go on a date with somebody?
No, it's truth or drink?
No.
That's just weird.
Stop making it weird.
Drink. Drink. Drink. Just drink.
I'll drink.
Okay. Very fair. Very fair.
Okay, I guess I'll ask myself one.
Caitlin can i get can i ask you one sure pick one out of these i mean some of them might be a little obvious
like when jamaic out with someone last i'd be like five minutes go break okay here we go
have you ever hooked up with someone of the same sex and by hooked up with we'll allow making
out we'll allow first base hell yeah i have i i i was i'm not ashamed i was 21 i was 21
I was very curious and I found women beautiful
and hell freaking yeah I did
It's not a big deal
I have another one I want to ask you
I really thought I'd get a bit bigger reaction
But I'm serious
It was like 21 and 22
I was curious if you don't get curious
How would you not not know?
I'm not still curious
Thank you though
What's your name?
Yeah
Who's that?
There was a man last night named Skip
who's the fucking MVP.
Your name's what?
Mo.
Mo. Have you ever gotten curious?
Is that low?
Oh my God, Lo, I love you.
I heard Mo, and then I heard your voice go,
yeah, I got really, I'm curious.
Low, everybody.
Lowe is a very
reoccurring guest on my podcast.
You probably know him too
because he went on Ariel's all the time.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, Lo.
Love you, Lo.
Actually, Lo, would you come up here for a second?
Are there stairs?
How does Lowe get up here?
Oh, there's stairs, yeah.
Come on up, Lowe.
You know you make me want to
Kick my heels up and down
Throw my hands up and soft
Give it up for Lowe
Hi
Yeah
Okay
What's that
Hey beautiful
Hey Bo
So Nick
I mean Lowe
I mean Lowe always has the best
Confessions on my podcast
Oh
Thanks Clee
So I guess
instead of asking you a confession let's ask you a truth or drink okay yeah you guys know
a little right from the podcast he's everything okay you can't look i just need a drink oh here you go
okay has anyone drink okay excuse me um okay let me pick a good one oh oh okay um what is the biggest age gap
that you've ever had in hookup.
Ooh.
Wow.
Whoa.
Is that your guess or have you done that?
Better him than me.
No.
What?
I love you.
You've done that?
Get it.
Older or younger?
I'm just kidding.
No, that's better.
She doesn't seem that old,
so I really hope is older.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're like 20, so please.
Okay.
Get it, girl.
I love your energy
I like it
Anna Nicole Smith vibes
Okay Anna Nicole
Get it
Booboo
We see you Anna Nicole
Alright
See you
Nothing wrong with that
I love her
She's iconic
The age gap
Okay
I'm trying to think
He was 74
I'm kidding
Oh my god
Can you amass
Did it work?
Did it work?
No
74 is great
It's the new 54
I'm not like age discrimination.
Like the 74 year olds are like, how dare you?
No, the oldest I'd say is, and I'll answer truthfully, he was 55.
55.
And you are?
Well, I'm 30 now, but I was 21 at the time.
Wow!
Ooh.
Winner, winner chicken dinner.
I like it.
And?
And?
And.
Do you want like a twist?
No, was it good?
Oh, oh, oh.
Did he teach you a lot?
Do you still use things that he taught you at the time?
He blew my mind.
I was like in a wheelchair, for God's sake.
You know, it was incredible.
And I miss him every day.
You know what?
I will say he passed.
He's not with us anymore.
RIP.
He's only like 60 now.
He actually never texted me back.
He never texted me back.
Hit it and quit it?
Oh, wow.
Andy quit it.
Yeah, I know.
That was my first, like, rejection.
Wow, well, that's actually really great.
That was your first one.
So, yeah, drink it up, buttercup.
Thank you for sharing.
I have one more.
Who should we ask?
Look, yeah, it's this one.
Nick, have you ever face-tuned or photoshopped an Instagram photo?
I've used filters.
I've never face-tuned.
Like you don't face-tune the boss.
You just like bright and whiten or use a filter.
Okay, that's fair with them.
I've never changed my appearance.
Okay.
Raw beauty.
Hashtag real Instagram.
Okay.
But I've definitely used a filter.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Do you double filtered?
What's that?
You know, like in a story, you throw the paris on it, you save it, and then you
paris it again.
It's like two eye sockets.
No, I find that to be grainy then.
It's a little grainy.
It looks like a dream.
sequence i love it yeah i've not
done that but i think it's important to look
like your instagram
you never want to meet someone and go
huh you know
okay but you are a fan of enhancing
your natural beauty i think you
want to look on instagram
the way you imagine you
look your very best in life
yes i agree that's totally fine
but you don't want to meet someone and go
i agree i mean i get it i see it i see
but like that's you huh you know yeah you don't want to go there and people do you people do and
don't be that person it like when you look your fucking finest that's that's how your picture should be
that amen nick nich nicholas uh okay blake are you ready for the last one no make it good
i'm gonna go easy on you because there's really only that one or um no don't search there's only two
And I don't think
he wouldn't admit that one.
He wouldn't?
No.
Have you ever done that?
No.
I've been with someone who has.
Don't group together and pick up.
This is not fair.
This is unfair.
Blake.
Blake, be honest.
So that's a bad lead in.
Have you ever talked shit about one of us?
Ever?
In public?
No.
ever even your mom yeah even your mom and like even if it's really i love this person but like sometimes
you're a little shitty listen nick like when was the last i mean yeah he was like this no no well to who
anybody who oh oh i would i have never gone on a podcast or like no to your mom
Anyone?
Yo, I've talked shit about my mom
or about Nick to my mom for sure.
No, my mom has talked shit about Nick to me.
Oh, well, that doesn't count because
mom should do that.
If you know your mom, I would hate me.
Oh, my mom, my family hates Nick.
If I like your mom, I would hate me.
No, no, no, no, let me just...
My mom loves everybody.
My mom is like that person who's just like, I mean, she kind of as a bitch,
but like I love her.
No, she's an angel.
Yeah.
No, but my mom would.
would be like, my mom is so good at seeing the good in people.
She would be like, that, Kaylin, real kind of not cool what she did to you, but like,
she's fun.
She looked at me in the eyes on the hometown day, and she said, please don't hurt him.
And I was like, fuck.
And I was like, I loved her.
I loved his whole family.
And then, this is a funny story.
And then, well, it's sad.
So then on that after the final rose, it's like.
like we all just watch what happened and I went to do Jimmy Kimmel and I walked out and your whole
family was walking in and I was like and I ducked and I went behind a van because I was like they must
hate me which they didn't I know but I I hid and so I came back and I went to a producer and I said
why is this whole family here my family was not invited my fiancee is not their family's not
invited why is Nick's whole family here I feel so stupid and they're like
look you put him through like a really tough time they're just here for support and i was like okay
i get out on stage and everyone's like why were you so mean to nick on the after the final rows you were
so cold and i'm sitting there on stage being like his little sister his mom his dad all your family's
just sitting front row looking at me like this and i was like oh my god they lied to me
told me they were just backstage hanging out with you but they were all front row when my whole
family was invited. And then everyone was
like, you were so mean to Nick on the after the final
rose. And I'm like, I was literally in shock
and didn't know what to say.
Because your whole family, and it was so cute
because at the end, the whole audience gets
to come up and say hi. And I was like,
and I walked up, and this whole
film was like, Caitlin, it's so good to
see you. I'm so glad
you're happy. Like, they were the sweetest
people. They're lovely
people. I will say, I
are lovely. I was like,
in fairness to the show, I
insisted that they be there.
I actually asked my...
I was just like, listen, you guys really kind of
like, f***ed with me for two years?
Can my family come out that way for free?
And I didn't want them there, and it was
nice, but it wasn't the producer's idea, it was
my idea, and then they
quite liked you. And I didn't think you were that mean to me
in AFR. I wasn't. I was just quiet.
I thought you and Shulmer very mean to me
the next morning.
But I blame
Sean but hey but that sucks
that was a dick move
neither here or they're over it's fine I'm totally fine
I'm totally fine I'm fine I'm fine
we don't care didn't happen
it was him not me
thank you guys so much
for coming today
bring out the dog
can I just say one thing
and then we're going to bring a rummins
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happy holidays.
You guys, I love you guys so much. Thank you for coming
and thank you for being part of this moment.
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