Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Living, Laughing, and Lo-ing with Lo VonRumpf (Pt 1)

Episode Date: May 16, 2023

After two weeks of intense bonding time in Nashville, Kaitlyn and Lo are live in studio ready to recap their trip… or something like that? There’s plenty to talk about after (too?) much time spent together, including Lo’s time getting toasty with Kaitlyn & Jason’s moms, their group visit to a fancy wrinkle ranch, and why Lo has decided that KB’s home is the Bermuda Triangle of Nashville. From Jenga to ketchup nails to questionable curtain styles, Kaitlyn and Locifer are discussing everything that’s gone down and revealing the few things they officially do NOT agree on. Naturally, there’s a game of F, Marry, Kill with skincare products and a heated debate about dairy. And of course, these two couldn’t keep it to an hour so tune in next week for round dos of K-Lo. Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: MEATER - Shop now on MEATER.com for a limited deal: a special Father’s Day engraved MEATER, bundled with some other awesome accessories. PROGRESSIVE - Quote today at Progressive.com to try the Name Your Price® tool for yourself, and join the over 29 million drivers who trust Progressive. JENNI KAYNE - Listeners get 15% off your first order at JenniKayne.com when you use code VINE at checkout. THIRDLOVE - Visit ThirdLove.com to find your fit and shop their bestselling bras and get $15 off your first purchase! HYUNDAI - Visit HyundaiUSA.com to learn more.  APARTMENTS.COM - The place to find a place.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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You're more like my guest, my friend, my... Yeah. Lazycompeton. No, that's... Leseecompeton? That's... A frange, a sauceon, a little croissant? Oh.

What does that mean? Lazy competent is from home alone. Oh. They're just calling Kevin Lazy. Oh, I missed that one. I take it back. You're just... It's so fun to be in the studio with you and be able to just shoot...

We literally just sat there and we could have done it for four more hours where we just shoot. You know, it is something crazy. You and I just shooting the shits. And I go, what are we talking about your podcast? You're like, you know what? Let's just have a good time. Let it roll back, uncensored, unhinged, and have a good time.

And that's what we do. My favorite thing in the world is to be drunk and unhinged and share it with the fine nose. I love my listeners. And I feel like this. is just, you know, we just need to do it. We spent two weeks together. We did Derby. We did Janet Jackson.

We did Taylor Swift. We did a bike ride. And by we, I mean, me sometimes, you sometimes us together. There's so much to cover. And everyone's about to hear. Honestly, not any of that. Just a red bullshit. Yeah.

If you would like just a belly laugh. A good time. Yeah. Yeah, the glass of wine. You might learn something. It's not a. educational but you might there's some educational things well let's let people enjoy this episode then this is good nice and that's recording okay well holy shit we don't even have to look at each other

we just talk like this i mean we probably should just so yeah sure oh yeah i know but weird as fuck stupid testing testing one two three here we all are. Are you freaking kidding you with the, so I mean, we'll get into everything, but I rode a bike today and I was like, oh, shoot, my bare Casper legs are going to be showing. And so I threw on some tanning lotion and it rained and then the tanning lotion soaked into my socks and I just still haven't showered. But you look cute. You're giving Ariana Grande. Right now I'm at a state of mine. That was my microphone. I'm giving it up. it down.

Bicking it up. Donna da da da da da da da da. Hi. Oh, this is nice. We have a lot to talk about. There is so much. Where should we? Can we start off with what you did today, the bike ride?

Because it was more than just, um, wait, I said. Okay. Do you think this camera is picking up my hairy legs? That one is? Yeah. Yeah. Which I'm not mad at it. I mean, do you want, I think you should start.

growing your leg hair out. I think that you need to embrace the beard. Okay, you want to start there? My listeners already know that I grow a full beard. I think you should just, why not rock it? Let's get you with a full beard. It's not that, okay, wait, sadly, I do have shame around body hair, and I know that's because it's been instilled on me.

I think most women do. A lot of women do. But I follow the feminist account on Instagram, and sometimes I do get inspired to rock a hairy leg. Like, I'm not against it. If I see a woman do it, I'm like, good for you. Not for me, but good for you. Enjoy your journey.

Enjoy your journey. I wish I had the confidence. But I'm on spirolactone. Fuck, I forgot to pick up the spirolactone. Oh, maybe Jason can get it. Yeah. That would be really nice of him if he could do that. Let's see.

They close in one hour. Oh, no, they close in nine minutes. I thought it was seven. Okay. No, six. I'm on spirulactone for my male pattern hair growth. So that's going to knock it out? I hope so.

It will. I read up on it because I was like, what if it affects my liver? But really, it's like a flushing out system. And if anything, it's going to flush out my liver. So bottoms up, bottoms up. God. Kat said that when people have taken that just from, I guess, what she's heard from friends, patients and stuff, their skin is glowing right it's great it's good for you don't have acne but it's good for treating acne

i've got one zit right now i always get two zits when it's my period i get usually right here and under the nostril when i just around that time i'm going to get one right here sometimes you get one right here wait what no i get sympathy pimples i don't really get them often but i don't know when i was here i got two big ones and then i fried them off with your retinal and i left like a welt on my cheek you kind of see is it still do you think you have sympathy hormones, or do you think Jason just stresses you the fuck out? Yeah, so stressed. He's like, lo, what do you got on the docket today?

What do you do for work? What do you get? Let's hustle. Let's go. It's 6 a.m. Breakfast is an hour ago, and you haven't done 80 emails yet. I did get a lot done while I was here and nothing. At the same time.

Yeah, it's a weird feeling. Your home is like the Bermuda Triangle. Truly. I don't know what time it is. It's like Vegas. You pump fresh oxygen. It's pretty much overcast constantly in the house. Even when the sun, it's just like a nice over, because you have like pretty curtains.

So it mutes the light. Have you seen my curtains? Yeah, they're beautiful. If people could only come like study my house, they'd go, she's just like us. My curtains. What's wrong with your curtains? I've had them for seven years and they're dirty as, because I burn too many candles. I went to take them to the dry cleaners and they shrunkers.

and they shrunk them, so they're, like, way too high off the ground. Then I ordered a new pair from pottery barn that are way too long, so they don't match in the kitchen. And they're, like, draped, like, they're, like, souping onto the floor. It's, I can't believe you haven't noticed. I thought it was intentional. I was like, oh, because you have a pretty good design aesthetic, and you had people help, too, and it looks, your home is beautiful.

And so the curtains, I like a puddled curtain on the floor. I thought, okay, she's really overdoing it, but let's just go with it. It's like a mix and match set Where some are short, summer long It's like my chest hair I'm dying Oh my God So

You got the black lung pop Back to I do feel like Not that I'm getting sick Maybe it's allergies There's something going on Nashville does have Pretty

The pollen everywhere I lost sight of days and time Being here Two weeks in the blink of an eye Can I just I want you to say it on record Did you, was this too long for you? No.

Thank you for that. I appreciate your candor and honesty. That you stayed here. Yeah, I was here for two weeks. Two weeks is a very long time for somebody like me who likes my long time and it went by so fast with you. That's true. Somebody's I really didn't see much. But that's how, but that's good.

Yeah, it works. I might have been not, not, I would never be a bitch to you because I love you. And even if I'm a bitch, I'm like, I'm being so. No. No, I think it's good that we had a little, like you did your workouts. although I did challenge myself a lot here. That was a big thing for me. Which I was surprised at because so low challenging himself is doing a group workout, by the way.

I hate them. Why? I don't like group workouts. I like to do it's private time for me. I don't like to feel like I'm in competition with anybody. I don't want to be looking left or right and Susie and Joe, whoever the fuck is in there. I want to just do me and focus on myself. And I get distracted.

And then I also feel like sometimes the group workouts feel like a cult. Like SoulCycle to me is a little cult is a little culty. And so, yeah, it just hasn't been my thing in L.A. specifically. Maybe L.A.J. did you from group workouts? And the L.A. group workouts are like casting calls for freaking Willamina models. And so also like I could never. I feel like I have to actually look somewhat presentable and I don't want to. I just want to look like shit and roll up.

Who wants to look presentable in a workout? I go in there. That's what I'm saying. Looking like a soft three. Yeah. I come out a soft two. Yeah. Okay, fine.

I'll give my, I go in their hard five. You look cute. And I come out a soft too because I get tomato face. Yeah. I came out looking like a bag of dicks. I was like exhausted, red face, sweaty. Oh, I guess so sweaty. But that's what it should be.

Yes, I know. But I think when there's people that you find attractive and cute and people are all flirty and it's kind of like that vibe. Like when someone's like, let's go on a date. Let's go to soul cycle. You're like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, sociopath. I'm not a fan. And so I get.

That's the people's thing. It's just not mine. So I've just been someone who just works out solo now. What if they said, hey, you and me, Janet Jackson concert, row seven backstage passes. Well, I'm living my dream. Same because that's how you asked me on a day. I sure. Oh, we didn't.

The start of this trip. Incredible. That's the whole reason why I was here. We are a part of the rhythm nation. Oh, everything. I just have to say you and I share. Oh, that's a, oh, we need to get into it.

We need to get into the things, our similarities. There are so many of them. We're in alignment on a lot of issues, pretty much everything. But there's definitely some things that are a little dicey. My mom pointed this out. You got to meet, oh, yeah, I guess you already met my mom, but you got to actually spend quality time with probably. I adore that woman.

Lester is truly one of a kind. Oh, she is hilarious. She's quick. Remember the first night she was here? I like passed out. And she was like, bitch, I could drink you under the table. What happened to you last night? I was like, shit.

Your mom was getting toasted, too. She's having a good time. Toasty. Oh, I love it. And she was down to take edibles with me. Oh, yeah. She's so much fun. She pretends she doesn't like an edible, but she laughs.

Oh, she loves it. She's like, I didn't feel anything. I'm like, it's only been 20 minutes. She's like, oh, I'll take another one. She laughed at a spoon in the drawer. Yeah. She definitely was feeling something. It's so cute.

Now, I genuinely love spending time with her. his mom too, got to hang out with her. Aren't they lovely? The best moms. We'll get to the derby, but when we were talking about things that we are are and are not aligned on. Yes.

What are we not aligned on? I was shocked. Horrified, actually. Mortified. Here we go. Mortified is a better word than horrified. Okay, the four disagreements of Klo. Here we go.

First one up is the show, Friends. I don't fight with friends. That's weird. I know. why I don't find it to be very funny I've only seen but it even test the waters like even Rachel Green aka Jennifer Aniston said like friends nowadays would be canceled it tested the waters and you have a little bit of an offside sense of humor I would say okay like you can hang with the offside humor yeah what is it about friends what do you like there's there's like I thought it had a laugh track

And so that was my number one turn off to it because I don't like shows with laugh tracks on them. But I guess there's just a live audience that actually laugh at it. And then I don't know. I just didn't relate to the characters. I didn't give it a fair shake. I watched a couple episodes. I didn't get that into it. And then the ones that I watched, I didn't find that funny.

But they were- What ones did you watch? Oh, God. I mean, I can't even tell you like the plot of it. It was like so unmemorable to me. I know. You can tell me anything. Joey was making the Joey face like that shocked face shocked about yeah something and oh actually Monica was working I know the characters Monica was working as a chef and she wanted to I don't know go on a date or something like that I don't know I couldn't even tell you what the freaking synopsis of that episode was I feel like you're in terrible company saying this out loud oh I know

Oh, people are going to come at me because they love friends. And so it's a very unpopular opinion. Okay. I'm not going to yuck your yum in any way, though. Hey, just like our second disagreement that we don't see eye to eye on is sex in the city. I love the show, watched it, season one, which is rough, all the way to the very end. And I'm still now watching the current and now this or whatever it's called with Sarah Jessica Parker. They did a reboot.

Of Sex in the City? Yeah. With Sarah Jessica, which I love that Carrie Bradshaw, like all the cast, mine is Kim Cottrell, who's Samantha. You know the characters, though. I know Kim Cottrell because she is a boss, single woman with no kids, who does her. I do love that about her. And she didn't sign on, and I'm sure she was going to get paid so much money to do Sex and the City reboot and said, no thanks. Doesn't she knock it along with one of the characters?

She flat out said, I do not feel comfortable around Sarah Jessica Parker. She's toxic. She's not a friend. Do you think she's toxic? SJP? Yeah. I don't think that, but I don't know her personally. But just, I mean, her character is people that are like, I'm a carry.

You're toxic queen. If you're Carrie, she's in a nutcase. You're hybrid like I am. You're definitely not just a Carrie Bradshaw because she was kind of out of her mind. Maybe take terrible choices, though. It's just, yeah. But I mean, that was her whole thing. I think you'd be a mixture between like, sometimes you have a little Charlotte side mixed

with Carrie with the splash of Samantha. Isn't Charlotte boring? No, she's like Connecticut and sweet. Like, that's like the Canadian side of you. Okay. I feel like the sweet side. What else don't me line on? Okay, so sex in the city, but I don't get why you didn't like the show.

I never gave it a fair chance, kind of like you with friends. So did you start early? No. And then I tried to go back and watch season one. And I was like, ew. Yeah. They're like doing interview style. Oh, that was early on, though.

I know. It was weird. I don't like it. The later seasons I was obsessed with. Other disagreement. We have workout classes. You're a big fan. I'm not. I love it.

I need the motivation of a crowd. You like being in competition. Yes. I like to be next to the best in class and then compete with him or her. And that's what motivates me. Or I also like just being on one-on-one because I need someone telling me what to do. But if I'm by myself, I'm like, we have a. And then I just do a little break dance and then I'm out.

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And you're very motivating as a friend. It was very sweet. I love it. You're like, you got this low. Come on. Let's go two more reps. One more push-up, baby. Yeah.

And we did. I love the personal training together. That was cool. And it was a lot, but it was awesome. That was a lot. Yeah, but I loved it. And yeah, your trainer is amazing. Well, I have eight.

Yeah. No, I don't. I have Kevin Klug, who is. That's one that I work at. Fucking hardcore. Yeah. Like, he trains like NFL athletes. Then I go to F-45 cardio classes, which I love, which you did with me.

Yes. Then I go to Pilates every once and again, just a little toning stretching. Yeah, stretch out the limbs. The gulch, I go to TrueMav with Worth, because Worth is one of my favorite people on planet earth and he's a great trainer and then usually after worth gives me a class then we just sit on the treadmill and walk and talk for like an hour we do like a hot girl walk for an hour and then we're like oh shit co-coo we're good yeah so i mean yeah i enjoyed being on my fitness journey with you went to fat camp here in Asheville oh i'm like uncle Tony from you know uncle Tony

Ben Stiller yeah yeah from heavy weights so heavy weights and he's like i woke up this morning and I had success for breakfast with skim milk. Jason. Jason is Uncle Tony. 100%. Oh my gosh. And so being with that and then you with the workout classes, I felt I'm leaving Nashville not feeling like I ate just tons of southern food.

Like I really did. I ate great food. Wait, good here. But it was like clean. But that's the thing I love eating so much. It's my favorite thing to do. Eating and drinking and moving my body are my three favorite things to do. And so I do them.

Yeah. Oh, sleeping is up there too and I do that. Yeah, quite well. And I just feel like that's such a big part of life is, hey, if moving your body or like if working out or group classes stresses you out, okay, go take one, push yourself out of, you know, your comfort zone. If you hate it, don't do it.

Find something you love and do that. Yeah, find your passion. Yeah. I like to get lit. And then work out. Are you feeling a little buzz right now? I really am. A little toasted.

First of all, I did a 15-mile bike ride today. Oh, my gosh. On an electric bike. Yeah. I wanted to do this whole TikTok where I'm like, get ready with me to do a 15-mile bike ride and like shave my legs. But I'm like, man, I didn't shave my legs. I was going to like shave my arm hair and then like put on a cap and then do like this

whole prep, like stretch and then just get on the electric bike and be like bra-b-b-ha. Prepare like your Lance Armstrong Tour de France. But then I was like, Caitlin, this is not about a TikTok for you, honey. So, as you know, Kat, who everybody I think knows, she's been on my podcast twice. Her dad passed from glioblastoma cancer on Easter Sunday, which is awful. And he had been battling for longer than most people. It's out of all, and Scott Hamilton said this today at the race. Out of all the bullies of cancer, glioblastoma is the biggest bully, and it will take you down.

iconic figure skater he's he's um battled cancer twice his mom died of cancer and now he rides for cancer and they did a glioblastoma ride today and so we did that in honor of ed cat's dad and they raised so much money like i think 30 000 dollars i think it was up to 50 what oh that's incredible when i checked when i donated the thing came up that said we're it kept going up up wow yeah so good for them so that's incredible because i mean even scott hamilton said If it wasn't for the research and the money that people had donated and, like, these incredible doctors, he wouldn't be here. And so raising money and awareness really does help.

So we did that bike ride this morning. And it was, I don't know, it's always powerful to come together with a group of people. I didn't do the bike ride. But you donated and you came to support. I came to support. And I had a biscuit. But everybody there was brought there by grief, illness, some sort of tragedy in their lives. And I'm like, I'm over here last week complaining about.

like a pimple, you know, or just feeling like shit. It just puts things in perspective. But you're still allowed to complain. Like, we're allowed to have our like, small problems. It's just as long as we recognize that there are bigger ones. Much bigger ones. And sometimes I think it's necessary to be reminded that there are bigger problems happening. Bigger fish can fry over here.

People are dying out there. So it was not, and the stories were beautiful, seeing everybody, you know, a sense of community. I was like, oh, this is cool. I love it. It was. It is a very powerful experience to be in that room with everybody. They always say it takes like something tragic for people to either come together or have come to Jesus moment. And I just went for biscuits and to see you.

Oh, and then we were getting to why we're toasty. Oh, it's called the Euroquoise, Uriqui. Iroquois. It is a fancy ass club. Let me tell you something. People from Buffalo like Jason Tardick, and I kind of get it because I'm from Leduc, Edmonton, Alberta is there's not a lot. to do. You have a sports team to cheer for. It's cold. You want to come together. You want to drink. You want to have a good time. And people in Buffalo love their, you know, country clubs and social

clubs and leagues and whatever. And I feel like that's what Jason found here in Nashville. He was like, that's how I can make friends. Yeah. Absolutely. With over 70 plus. Yeah. It's, yeah. Rinkle ranch. Yeah. It's an older crew. It's an older crew. It's an older crew. But it's because it costs so much money to be part of it. And so if you're in this, well, we'll just say, we're transparent. Welcome to Trading Secrets. Yeah. It costs a lot of money to be in that club.

So you're paying a yearly. I don't know how much, but I know it's like. It ain't worth it for me. I like reaping the benefits of Jason Tartick. Well, there you go. That's not something I can. But he's one of the younger ones, if not the youngest one there. So it is men of a particular age, Clooney S, 65 and up.

Yeah. And so anyway, but I didn't know anything about it except what Jason had told me. But it's cool You go in He had the place to himself Everybody has a code to get in Nobody was there Made ourselves a little martinis

At one in the afternoon Full open bar Any drink you want Snacks And then we play Jenga And I would like to know If you've ever played Jankan Your Foh

8 months Oh my god That was so Jason Tarnick I'm sorry I just was really good I'm really good at Jenga You are very good at it It's because you have

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They're thick. And I'm like, yeah, ketchup. They are dipped and they're thick. Your manicures, did you dirty all those? What did your mom say? She was, my mom, my mom chirped me of these nails and said, oh, honey, those look like grandma's press-ons. I was like, okay, I know. Support for today's episode comes from one of my favorites, as you know, Jenny Kane.

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Sick. Is that really a thing? Yes. I... What am we doing here? Oh, I know. I know. In some ways I get like...

I like have hope because... Yes, yes. But one step forward, giant leap back sometimes, though, here in Nashville. It's tough. It is pretty disturbing. It's tough. Yeah. Like Haley, Becca Tilly's girlfriend, Haley has been just the most incredible talented

artists. She comes to Nashville. She wants to have drag queens come and perform and they say we'll take legal action if you bring that on stage because it's an underage show. Get them drag queens. out of here. I am not okay with drag queens. Do not try. Bring you guns. I'm good. I'm good with guns. Hey, underage, bring you guns. But don't you dare put lashes on. What? I know. It's like people, I mean, if you're going to ban drag,

like, we should also ban wrestling as well. It's aggressive. You know, men are wearing makeup and they're waxed to the nines and they're rocking sequins and performing. Ban my podcast. We need to ban your podcast, too. I'm starting a petition here in Nashville band podcast. I think I already have someone doing that. Oh, no. No, we cannot ban this show. You're an institution.

You bring a little Canadian flavor to Nashville. We need you. It's sweet. It's spicy. It's maple. It's a maple delight. It is a maple delight. So can we talk about the club, the day, the experience?

We're playing Jenga. Oh, and Jason, his brothers are like, you want to take the over or the under on low and Caitlin. Oh, they were bet. I loved feeling like a horse that they were betting on. I felt like I loved it. I know. They, I was favored to win.

I was a show pony. I was like. I said, you want to go for the Mexican borough or the Canadian stallion? Yeah. And they put their. They went with the underdog. They sure did.

They lost. Yeah, three times. I will say, though, your thick nails gave you a bit of an advantage because you could tap, tap, tap. Like a little... They're a thick ketchup nail. No, that would almost give a disc... Discad. No, that would almost give me a disadvantage because if they were thin and pokey, I'd be like... But I'm like this...

Oh, that's true. Okay. And your fingers are tiny too. So I just felt like... And you're just good. You're good at Jenga. You're a Jenga queen. You beat me... I'm so good at weird things. And my problem was I was... We were getting... I mean, one of those rounds. Two of them went all the way. built it up pretty high. I love Jenga. I didn't realize I did. You wouldn't know it based on how I played.

No, you were good. I like to take, thank you. We're the opponent. Yeah. No, I'm just really good. Yeah, okay. So I just loved taking a big risk and going for like the bottom foundation pieces. You would.

Yeah, I know. For the bottom. Always. And so, yeah, I lost. And so the boys who bet on me lost a bit of money. Can I go over my notes with you? Yeah. I have a list.

Okay. Does it include poppy in my Zit because holy crap. I will add that to it. It's a growing list. Look at it. Oh. It was white now. It's very red. Yeah. Oh, you popped it. Yeah. Okay. Great. You got the poison out. That retinal shit you gave me 1%, which shout out to Alyssa. I know.

Indie. IndirX. Nashville, Tennessee. She has incredible work, facials and everything. Anyway, retinal, 1%, she was like, that's a, because I said, I'm at 0.5. Retinal is, and I've talked to so many dermatologists, so many leading skin experts, I'm over here doing my research on the ground running so people don't have to. And I've learned that retinol is a secret. It's the secret to beautiful, healthy, glowy, youthful skin.

The mother's milk. It's the mother's milk, truly. The problem with retinol is you've got to go through a bit of a not cute phase. Like a peely phase. Yes. Have your Voldemort phase. Get the ugly skin. Know that it's like, what, three weeks?

Who is she? Do you remember? What's that from? Shrek. And he's like, excuse me, is the ugly step sister here? And it's like, do you remember this? Who is she? The shit that you were.

It's so specific. So specific. 42 minutes into the. film there's a part with the steps like no i i don't remember that maybe someone does i'm impressed if they do but i don't remember that specific thing but i know did i delete it oh you had it saved even better even better baby but retinol is so good for the skin if you're willing to go through your shrek phase or voldemort vibe go through that three to six weeks depending on how your skin reacts after that you're the swan your eight the fox show remember the swan we all have body

Just more of it because of it. The schwan. Wait. The schwan. Excuse me. I'm looking for the ugly step-sister. Ah, there you are. Right.

Is it just audio? I need to have someone taken care of who's the guy. Who's the guy? Okay, go on. I don't even know I was going down. Oh, Retinal, Fountain of Youth. You use it. You love it.

1%. I started at 0.5%. Yeah. You build your way up. You got to get your dungo in. It's very strong chemical for your skin. Yeah. And so anyway, 0.5.

My goal was to get to one. That's where you're at. Am I? Well, that's what I have in your little mini fridge in your boudoir. Oh, I think I just used that for Zitz. Oh, that makes sense. Because Alyssa, I was like, my goal is to get to 1%. I just saw her while I was here in Nashville.

And she's like, if you don't, that's fine. You don't need. It's okay. It's very strong. Some people never get to 1%. So I should use spray tan. It'll just take your spray tan. Sure well.

But she was like, she doesn't even use 1%. And she's been using rentall forever. It just depends on your skin type. And so I'll stick with the 0.5. I might go up to 0.75. But if you use that, a good moisturizer and sunblock, you're good. And a vitamin C. And a vitamin C.

If you want to, you know. And a higher loronic episode. Oh, shit. But if you only had to say three ingredients, you would cut hyleronic. vitamin C. No, I wouldn't. What? No, I wouldn't.

I would 100% very muck kill. I would very muck kill. Mary fuck kill. Yeah. Skin care. Vitamin C. Who's, you're in Mary? Wait, I'm listing them.

Okay. Vitamin C. Hyleronic acid. Who? Always SPF. So I'm not even throwing that in there. That's just a must. And retinal.

Retinal. Retinal. Okay. Um, I would, I would marry vitamin C. Really? Mm-hmm. This is a stupid. I would.

So, chyloronic acid. Okay, you're gonna fuck chloronic acid. I'd kill retinal. You're out of your mind. You were killing the best thing that ever happened to you. No, vitamin C mixed with moisturizer. No, vitamin C mixed with moisturizer and a sunscreen is all you need. That is Canadian propaganda.

it's not true it's not the truth ask elizabeth i i did by the way you say elizabeth i say elissa her name's yeah yeah she does yeah and i said i said what you want me to call you and she said listen whatever girls off the kill yes truly no but she was like you know what though uh my friends like they call me alissa and it like my elizabeth's more my like work name but i met her seven years ago yeah same yeah same okay do you know what people would call me because there's Caitlin. Katie.

Katie. Kate. Kate. There's Bean. Oh, yeah. There's Lil Judy. Love. There's KB.

Yeah. And there's Susan. Susie. There's Susan. You can call me anything. Just don't call me Susan. My name is not Susan. Whitney Houston.

Do you know the song? Nope. Damn it. That's how we. You don't know a song? It's not Susan. Yeah, I do not. So you're not Susan, for sure.

Sometimes I'll call you Mary once in a while. Okay, Mary, but as I say that once in a while. What? I have said it. Like, when I had come in my hair and I was stuck it up straight, that's when you call me Mary. No, I like to call you little Judy. And I do like Kate sometimes just to ruffle your feathers. That was when I went to Hoffman.

You're supposed to put your nickname. So, like, people don't know your real name. And mine was Kate. Oh. Because that's growing up, that's what my family called me. And it has to be like, it really needs to take you back to your trigger area. Yeah, childhood. Uh-huh.

I have a few nicknames. Wait, can I do Fing Mary Kill for my products? Sure. Okay. As I said, no. Nah, moving on. Okay, yeah, go. I keep picking my head.

Go. You're just like a little yo-ed out we're here so cute Okay Where you kill retinal Hyleronic serum and vitamin C And I'll throw SPF in there too Oh that's four SPF you always need

No always you need it you can't be on a fug merry kill That is just a non-negotiable It is necessary for life Where SPF at least I'd say 30 On your face at least God or 15 if you want to like roll the dice No no 30 30 okay I'm going to I'm going to marry

Yeah. And have an incredible life with retinol because I know that's what stops. You got to take breaks. Here she goes. Retinal, sure, you can take your breaks, but I'm going to have an open marriage. And sometimes with retinol, I'll take a little break and go and explore during the summer. I'm not going to be using my retinal marriage. But for the most part, 99% of wrinkles, if you use retinol, it's going to stop them in their tracks and build collagen and elastin's in your skin to give you.

So do all the other things. But retinal is very active in great. Anyway, this ends our friendship. Why are there nipple covers over there? It's not. It's translucent powder, which you were throwing nipple covers at my ass. My name is God, Susan. Hyleronic serum, I'm going to kill.

Okay. I don't need it. She doesn't need it. She don't need it. I got enough oil on my skin. Okay. I have oily skin. And then what's the other one?

Oh, I'm going to, I'm going to fuck the shit out of vitamin C. Vitamin C is awesome. I love a vitamin C. It's an incredible product. Skin suiticles is my favorite one to use. It's great. Okay. And, yeah, that's where I'm at, skin care.

But now I've really pared down my skincare routine. I followed, I took a page out of the Little Judy Handbook of skincare. And everyone should. And I'm a psycho. It is incredible, though. But, yeah, I've kept it to a few key ingredients and key products, and I feel good. And so far, so good. I have an occasional hormonal Zit, but we're doing great things.

And the list. I want to talk about the list. Okay, get back to the list. It's been two weeks in the making. Literally two weeks you've been here and we've made a list. So sometimes some of the craziest things that we say, I'm like, don't even stop talking. Just put it on the list. We'll talk about it on the podcast.

Save it for the Vino's. Where did you hit some of the list? We sure did. But these are just things that have come up in conversation. And we have actually talked about some of them. But I was like, I want to explore that on the podcast. Let's start off with. Oh, I just added this today.

Sean Avery dragging your ass. I loved it. I was like, what? It's so weird to me that someone would drag you for not being on their show. I just find that to be odd. It's like, okay, you didn't go on the show. But like, why burn a bridge? Well, I think maybe that was like,

or something? No, I'm thinking maybe that was something that was like, oh, this will get some downloads or like clickbait if I drag her. I don't know. I try to not take things personally. I didn't like that, though. No one should drag. So he did follow me.

Then he unfollowed me. I was supposed to go on his podcast, which I really wanted to go on. And I don't know if he still has it. It doesn't seem like it. He doesn't have his podcast name? He doesn't have a freight train coming up here, bottom of the screen. So he's just. I'm commentating from home, which I do.

Okay. Let's see if he cared. Oh, he has cute kids. Okay, I'm not going to go too hard then. You can still be an asshole with kids. He was an asshole. And it was miscommunication between my team, his team, all the stuff. It was a really bad look on me, but I definitely didn't mean it.

And I was going to apologize. And then he just started dragging me. But that was so long ago. Okay. I know. I just heard. about it today, though. Oh, yeah.

And I was like, oh, I don't like that. Someone would drag you for any reason at all. I, yeah, I flaked down on his podcast, and he definitely didn't like that. But I didn't do it on perfect. I mean, I literally, one of my flights got delayed. I would have been late. I would, it wouldn't have had enough time. Yeah.

I think. He called you a bitch. Oh, he was. I don't like it. What else he got in your list? Okay, next on the list. This is a controversial one. You might lose some listeners after this, but, uh,

I don't want to lose them. I cannot believe that you are not a fan of yogurt. Specifically, if you're in a rush, fuck yogurt. If you are in a pinch on time, I mean, I got a busy life to live. I got only a few seconds. I got to grab something quick.

I'm on the go. You want to go, Gert. I want to go Gert. Okay, Ellen DeGeneres. I don't. Yogurt is disgusting. Oh, all yogurt for you? Now, I'll take dairy-free.

Dairy-free, okay. Yogurt is disgusting. It is like... So good. Sick. I love it. So somebody milked teats of a cow and got all this pus out of them. Puss.

Puss. Why pus? And now, sorry, okay, it's milk, but mixed with pus. Yeah. Yeah, and I like that you say milk. That is cute. And I shouldn't, okay, we milk, too, and it's probably not pus. I'm just being disgusting.

And I'm not shaming farmers, and I've. We are farmers. We love farmers. No, we do, and we love small farmers. And I think you should shop local and get your eggs from a local farmer. But to me, doing this out of a teat of an animal, we're the only species that drink other animals milk. Really?

Yes. We should be drinking our own mother's milk. Why are we drinking cows? I would drink your milk in a heartbeat. You should. Why are we drinking a f***ing cow? I bet it would be like a little spicy jalapeno milk based on your diet because you love a little spicy sashimi. You love a little jalapeno moment.

Yeah, but I'm not milking. Like nothing's coming out of there right now. No. Except for a couple crusties on my nipple right. That is sick. It's healed, but when it was... Ew. I am just disgusted.

What do you mean? Cow teat milk drinker. Here's the thing. Did you ever see that meme about them? Imagine the first guy who discovered milk explaining that. So I was sucking on a cow's teat. And this. phony, pussy, white.

I hate that word. Discharge came out. Oh, my. And I said, let's put fruit at the bottom and make it yogurt. Yum. Yeah. I don't know. I love a yogurt.

I like a, oh, like a Greek yogurt. Phenomenal. Sure. Greek yogurt bowl. I like making sauces out of Greek yogurt. Yeah. But if I can go without having a yogurt, I will. By the way, I shouldn't even be eating dairy.

I'm lactose intolerant. I get the Hershey squirts. As soon as I eat the dairy, I'm going to fit. Absolutely worth it to me. Okay, so we could ramble all day long about fucking nothing. Nuts and gogurt and turkey farts. But you know what? There's more where that came from.

Yes. So stay tuned for part two on Thursday because some of my favorite podcasts out there are the ones where I just feel like I'm hanging with friends. And I know I do the, you know, the interview. views, this, that, but sometimes you just need good belly laughs in your ear holes. Sometimes Diane Sawyer, sometimes Barbara Walters needs to take her pants off. You know what? You took them off.

I did it. If you're watching the YouTube channel, you just... What are those? You just saw my... What do you call, cameltoe? A moose knuckle? No. That's what I have.

Oh, my God, I'm giving full moose knuckle right now. I'm giving like a... Oh, God. My dick is out. What is this? That's a moose knuckle. Yeah. I think, no, it's cameltoe for women, isn't it?

Or maybe it's a moose knuckle. I thought, dude's nuts is a moose knuckle. Women is cameltoe. I could be wrong. It's just what I thought, the proper terminology, anyway. Well, anyways, if you are, you know, going to pour a glass of wine or a coffee or you're going on an errand, or you're just putting us up on your YouTube channel and in your little living room. Oh, my God.

I look like a troll today. But that's my favorite part about troll. troll like, Brennan. I used to say it's my favorite part about podcasting. I can just look like shit. Nobody sees me. Now I go, it's my favorite part about podcasting because it's relatable. I'm not going to put makeup on every day.

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