Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Mamrie Hart & Grace Helbig

Episode Date: March 27, 2018

After a mimosa disaster, YouTube darlings and hosts of "This Might Get" Mamrie Hart & Grace Helbig talk about their rise on YouTube, meeting the Backstreet Boys, going to Wrestlemania with Ka...itlyn & Shawn, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:43 I'm doing great. I've got the coffee shakes, and now I'm going to have the mimosa shakes. Yay. I'm a normal under routine too. I'm like, I'm like, this was the wrong day to wear overalls with a body suit. Because I'm going to... Oh, so much pay. So much pee.
Starting point is 00:02:01 Perfect. So inconvenient and so much pee. Oh, perfect. Thank you so much. Oh, I like those light blue kicks. Thank you so much. Thank you. I requested it for you.
Starting point is 00:02:12 Oh, yeah. Oh, I was like, what is that fancy shenanigan? Hey, hi, I'm Caitlin. Nice to meet you. Hi. I'm trying to figure out how to open the champagne bottle. If you knew me too, I got you. I have
Starting point is 00:02:28 I can do it with my mind That would be impressive Grace Mamery Do you guys mind if they take photos for social Not at all Go for it Let me stop Okay
Starting point is 00:02:42 I have seen so many horror stories Of people opening champagne models And like You leave the basket on That's the difference Really? It's okay Oh because once you undo that
Starting point is 00:02:52 It's already starting to First of all helps you grip It like digs in but also, like, once you take that off, like, you, like, it's at its own discretion. Yeah. So if you leave that on and help script, yeah. It doesn't look as like...
Starting point is 00:03:06 I don't know. I know. Fitzgerald, but it's... I didn't know that. See, that's what... I'm like, I start taking off that... I'm just going to... Go do you.
Starting point is 00:03:16 And then it always... See? The comb. Yeah, that was great. That was a bad. I want, like, a series of photos that's just, like, champagne face. Because you just were like, it's like putting on mascara. It's like, living in the air for a second.
Starting point is 00:03:30 It's like putting on mascara. That's fine. There's not one time I look like sexy opening a bottle of champagne. No. I just look like I'm scared. Do you want a mimosa? Of course. Of course.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Thank you. I've got the whole setup here. So I don't know how much you like. God bless. How much orange juice do you like in your. I like to be like, hi. I sometimes just skip out on the orange juice. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:53 I'll do a little breakfast. There you go. it's fresh squeezed. Get it. Is that, Paul? Mm-hmm. Is that, is that okay? It's great.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Okay. I'm doing, I'm going to do no orange juice. No. Oh, no. No, it is. The orange juice is doing things. The orange juice is excited on a Monday morning. As excited as all of us.
Starting point is 00:04:13 Stay away from the cords. Stay away from the cords. This is where I wish that people could watch. We've got an overflow situation happening here. A small sea of champagne. We've created. a wall with our hands. Okay, you guys are killing it.
Starting point is 00:04:30 Why am I not recording this on my Snapchat? It's very professional. This is what friendship looks like. That is, true friendship is not letting the mimosa spill on your cord for your headphones. I like that the wood is kind of soaking it in. Oh, my gosh. I mean, it's better than nothing. They're under the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Sweet. We'll go on this. This is great. This is a quick wash. Now you've got sticky hands. Now you've got sticky hands. Oh, it's okay. My hands are just forever grubby.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Yeah, exactly. Forever sticky. I mean, that hard shoes is no joke with the bubbles. Truly. This is like. How do you even drink that? Oh, thanks. It's a chemical reaction.
Starting point is 00:05:15 It's like a science volcano. Yeah, that's what I'm. Yeah, I feel like I have like one of those 90s. I just make gross food kits. I'm just curious how you're. drink this. I'm a tame it with my tongue. The Mamory Heart story.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Here's going to be the problem on this podcast. I sometimes think I'm witty and quick and funny and then I hang around witty, quick, funny women and I'm like, I'm not witty or quick or funny. No, you are all of the things. We're just... We're just idiots. But that's me too.
Starting point is 00:05:48 That's the best kind of people if you ask me. And that's exactly why I have you. You too on the podcast. Let's introduce you. People are like, who are these people in here? I haven't even introduced you yet. How many people call you Mamry? Oh, God. I did for the first year of our friendship.
Starting point is 00:06:02 I didn't correct her so I could have something to hold over her head. Stop. A mutual friend one time in a bar was like, you know her name is pronounced Mamry. And I was like, she just let me say it wrong the whole time. A year? I like a slow prank that doesn't really do anything except the only one who hurt in the situation was me. And me, because now I'm like, what else is she not? Telling me, it's true.
Starting point is 00:06:26 There could be so many deep secrets in there. Yeah, I get lots of pronunciations. Okay, so Mamry. Maree. Heart. Yes. And Grace Helvig. Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Did I say that right? You did. Okay, cool. Nailed it. We're off to a rocky start with the Mimosa Fails. I mean, I don't think any other start would have been as appropriate as this for us. Okay. I feel good about it.
Starting point is 00:06:46 This is on brand? Yeah. It's a win. It's a win. Were you there? Were we all sitting at WrestleMania today? Yes, yeah. I was going to bring this up.
Starting point is 00:06:54 that your man is in the background of like every picture I have at WrestleMania and everyone's just like is that yeah like that was every comment on my photo I logged being there and a lot of the comments are like wait is that Caitlin sitting next to you guys what and I was like I don't know what's going on I was too overstimulated as it was I was so so over so are you guys actually WrestleMania fans huge yeah okay okay I'm not saying I'm not a fan but I'm not like I don't know all their names And we could tell.
Starting point is 00:07:24 I was like, holy shit, she's a wrestle fan. And they were like, no, she wanted to come to WrestleMania, though. But see, we only got into it really in the last, like, two years. What made you get into WrestleMania two years ago? They offered us free tickets to an event here in Los Angeles. We go to all of the wrestling events. We, like, we might be traveling with them. Well, we grew up fun.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Yeah, each of us individually grew up watching wrestling. Like, I had brothers that loved it. And so I remember watching it when it was WWF when I was younger. Yes, that's what I used to watch out all the time with my ex-boyfriend. Yeah. And so then all of a sudden when they reached out like two years ago and we're like, by chance would you want to come to a Monday Night Raw? And I texted Mamary and it was just all caps back.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Like, of course we want to go. Duh. Yeah. And so we just got totally engulfed in like how fun it is. It's a total like subculture that's just so joyous when you're there. And we are just like pros at screaming. Yeah. But really dumb shit.
Starting point is 00:08:20 So you're like in your. element truly yeah i i actually had like the worst headache and i was hung over oh that's where you want to be yeah it was a stadium of screaming if i didn't seem like i was if i seemed like i was not enjoying it that was not the case i was like this is so much fun people it's like a community yeah we saw so many because they always surprise and have people come back and when the hardy boys came back like grown men were weeping yeah it was fantastic it really it was four hours so it's a You're there for a marathon of wrestling. So by the end, like, we left.
Starting point is 00:08:54 They should wrestle marathon. And we were like right up there. Yeah. And they told us, we didn't know about you get to keep your chairs if you're in that section. But then they also, yeah, you could keep your chairs. They're like zip tied together. I don't know where I would have put it on my plane. Oh, I've got some.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Oh, no, we went. Mine's in my living room. We went to FedEx the next morning because we were going from WrestleMania to Amsterdam the next day. Yeah. And so we went to Fed. We're like so hungover all carrying chairs. We go in. we were like, this might be weird.
Starting point is 00:09:23 And he goes, I shipped one to Australia this morning. He was like, I've been doing this all day. Yeah, it goes in the guitar boxes. He knew exactly what to do. And he just been shipping. So that's a thing. People obviously do this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:34 And apparently, we were nervous because they had warned us, like, be careful when you're taking your chair out of the arena at the end, people will try to grab it from you. And hit you over the back of the head with it. Yeah. And so we left early, like, all clutching our chairs because we're like, we're not letting these go. And no one did anything. I'm so confused.
Starting point is 00:09:50 why I was not told I could take my chair. Not that I would have, I wouldn't have been as smart to think to FedEx it though. I would have been like, well, how can I fit this on a plane? It costs a decent amount of FedExit, so it wasn't really a free chair. It's actually really expensive. It's the nicest piece of furniture I own. Yeah, exactly. I was also with three people who weren't drinking and I was the only one drinking. Girl, I wish you would have known us. I got lit up at Rainforest Cafe that afternoon. I know. I couldn't even make it the Rainforest Cafe because I was so hung over from the night before. I was. I was so hung over from the night before. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was that I was like, go on without me. And so many Volcano Margaritos. And then I literally had to rally to get to WrestleMania. And then when you're there, you're like, yeah, I'm back. Yeah, I was starting to come around. I was drinking tequila by myself. And I was like, at WrestleMania, drinking tequila by myself.
Starting point is 00:10:35 And I'm like, why is nobody on board with me right now? I should have just made friends with you guys. Because I remember I was surrounded by funny people. And I was like, what's going on? And then we found out everyone was comedians around us. And I was like, oh, that makes sense. Yeah, no, it was great. Our friend Hannibal Burris sat right behind us.
Starting point is 00:10:49 And I'm telling you, he should be the commentator. I'm pretty sure I know who you're talking about because it was killing us the whole time. I was crying that, but he just kept screaming Jimmy Johns, Jimmy Johns, Jimmy, Jimmy Johns at Sina or something. Oh, no, uh, oh yeah, Brock Lesnar is the only one sponsored. Anyway, sorry, this, I know this isn't a wrestling podcast. We could do this.
Starting point is 00:11:07 No, I'm just, I'm just, it's just such a funny, common ground. It's a lot. It's no, it's no, hey, listen, you people listening. Invite Caitlin. It's in New Orleans. I'll go with you guys this year. Yeah. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:11:19 It's going to be a blast. It also kind of, we are still talking about this. It's also kind of sad, too, because I was like, oh, they're not even hitting each other. Like, I thought it was real. That should be a confession of mine. I thought it was real. Like, I was like, well, why aren't they hitting each other? They, the acting is.
Starting point is 00:11:39 I mean, that's kind of the fun of it is like the theatricality of it all. That's what I realized. And then you're, yeah, and when the kids, you watch little boys that still truly believe it's real, even when it's a very clear, like, fake hit that's happening. But the kids are just like, that's amazing. But when it goes wrong, Grace and I, our birthdays are five days apart. So we took a group of people to be, like, front row at, like, one of their pay-per-views at the Stable Center. And one of the wrestlers got hit in the mouth.
Starting point is 00:12:07 And we were like, oh, ha-ha, oh, they did fake blood. No, the medic came over. His teeth got pushed up, like, a half an inch into his face. And he was like, I want to finish. No, no, get away. I want to finish. And he finished the match with teeth, like, shoved into his skull. What a hero.
Starting point is 00:12:23 What a girl. Yeah, truly. That was like, I have a picture with his face with his tipped up in front of it. You're like, oh, wait, let me snap this moment. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, I was like, oh, there was little kids in front of us that their dad was one of them. And he was like crying. It was so sad.
Starting point is 00:12:38 That was really tough to watch out. The three little boys. It was, um. McMahon. Yeah, that he went out like first and he lost. And that's got to be so bizarre to explain to your sons. Like, yeah. I'm okay.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Yeah, this is not real Oh no My dad was an actor growing up And he was on like a cop show And I remember there was a storyline Where he was like dating a blind woman It was like a two episode arc And I remember my sister like
Starting point is 00:13:03 Walking to my mom Putting her hand on her knee When she's like seven and being like Are you okay You're full on like Dad is an adulterer And it's on primetime television They caught him
Starting point is 00:13:15 They caught him Are we okay Really should have been more careful Oh, my gosh. Okay, let's move on past WrestleMania, even though I could still talk about it. You're going to have to do like a skip forward to a minute 19 if you hate wrestling. Or like 10 minutes and 90 seconds. Support for today's show comes from Microsoft Teams.
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Starting point is 00:14:06 Try out Microsoft Teams in Office 365 and get it together today. Visit office.com slash teams to learn more. Okay, so let's get to know you, ladies. for any of the vinos listening out there who don't know you shame on them but let's fill them in let's start with grace yeah okay where you from
Starting point is 00:14:25 I'm from New Jersey I don't know why that matters beautiful New Jersey I mean it is it's woven into the fabric of who I am okay yeah so that's why you are who you are yeah that's why my roots are always so bad her restaurant choices and why my taste is just pure garbage
Starting point is 00:14:40 all the time across the board no offense Jersey is a wonderful weird treasure trove of people and things I love it. I think it's great. You make me really want to go visit. Yeah. I just offended and then hugged an entire state all within one minute.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Okay. And so you're a producer, author, television, and YouTube personality, creator and host of the YouTube channel, this is Grace. It's Grace. Oh, it's Grace. Yeah. Or just my name. Grace Helbig.
Starting point is 00:15:07 It kind of connects to everything. Okay. And do you still have your own podcast or do you do? I do. You do? Yeah. I have a podcast called Not Too Deep. Yes.
Starting point is 00:15:15 And it's exactly. what it sounds like it's just not you'll have to come on it's just people talking about stuff that doesn't really matter that's my podcast too yeah yeah it's it's super fun yeah everything and nothing exactly we've been doing it for like four years now something like that wow yeah oh that's cool okay i'll definitely come on that yeah uh and then okay you have two books three books i have two books yeah and they're both like to do your research kaelan no no no it's great they're all we i don't even remember like what my resume is at this point i know there's so many hyphens exactly um yeah they're two just very tongue-and-cheek self-help books okay um one's about just like general life advice and then
Starting point is 00:15:55 one is a fashion guide and they're both because i don't know what i'm doing ever very much under that premise yeah i don't know what i'm doing but here's some stuff that might be helpful you made like a career out of that yeah i i i it's very fun and freeing yeah i say i'm not an expert on anything, but I'm curious about a lot of things. Oh, yeah. It's a good way to live. Yeah, right? I love that motto. Yeah, I don't always stick to it. It's easier said than done, but... Can you remember that and then text me
Starting point is 00:16:23 what you just said? Because I already forgot, but... I wish we were recording. We're never going to remember. If only someone caught that. If only we could listen back. Technology, we'll catch up. Never. Okay, and Mamary. Yes. You got it. You just crushed it.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Mamary. Mamery. Yeah, maim like name. But then you never know, like, what's like, Maybe it's Mamry, Mamry, Mamry. That's just your own flavor. Mamry, Mamry. I like that, Mamry. Memory.
Starting point is 00:16:53 I like that. I turn my eye to have a little accent. You're an actress, writer, comedian, New York Times best-selling author, too. Two. Two as well, yes. As well. And your dad. Okay, I was talking to Alon Gale.
Starting point is 00:17:08 Yeah. Okay. Okay. Alon, so he's the executive producer of The Bachelor, and we've become like Twitter, Instagram buddies, but we've never actually hung out. Oh, he is a treat. He seems like a blast.
Starting point is 00:17:20 He's a treat, yeah. You'd have to have to hang out with him to see what I mean, but he's just, he's one of the most interesting people I've ever met. Great hair. Great hair. Great beard. Yeah, everything about it. He kind of reminds me of like the side show bob.
Starting point is 00:17:34 A hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah. Looking at him, you wouldn't be like, you executive produce a television show? No. A romantic. You'd be like, who put a wacky suit?
Starting point is 00:17:42 on a caveman do you guys just come up with this like I want to be as funny as you guys oh my gosh and he told me that your dad which you just said was an actor
Starting point is 00:17:58 yeah which I never talk about so this is hilarious that this is coming up twice yeah why is it coming up twice he was like because he was telling me little facts because I'm like you know trying to do my research and like man these girls are hilarious
Starting point is 00:18:08 oh thank you but yeah okay so he was like oh yeah she's written books too and her dad. Okay, so tell me about your books. Oh, okay. So my books are more memoir style. Yeah. So I had a couple years ago called You Deserve a Drink and it was all like my wacky fucking crazy stories. And then in that book, I had a drink recipe that correlated
Starting point is 00:18:26 with every story. Oh. Because my show online is mixology and drinking. And then this last one that came out, oh, a month ago tomorrow. Happy anniversary. Thank you. It's called I've Got This Round. And it's only stories from the last two years. years. So it's only stories from the last book. So I was like, Grace is in a slim chapter. I was just like traveling and doing crazy shit. Maybe went on a life mission. She did like the fucked up version of Eat, Pray, Love. Yeah, I say it's my
Starting point is 00:18:53 drink, drink, drink. I was single for the first time in 10 years and I was like, let's go blow a book deal check. That's awesome. I think I'm in the hole. Yeah, you owe them. I do. Yeah. You owe them. Another book just because of this one. Oh, amazing. So funny. Wait, what's your favorite story in it? Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Grace and I have a wonderful night in Ireland, but I went on a backstreet boys cruise through the Mediterranean. Oh, that's my favorite. And I went to Amsterdam on 420 to see the Dixie Chicks. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. So I have some weird ones. And you're on a houseboat that whole time?
Starting point is 00:19:34 A hundred-year-old houseboat. Yeah. Wait, what did you say about the Baxter Boys? I went on a cruise, like a Baxie Boys themed cruise. they go on with, like, mega fans. That is a nightmare. It 100% was. But it brings a story.
Starting point is 00:19:49 It really does. Yeah, and a panic attack. I mean, you saw adult women with full tattoos of members of the backstreet boys. Of, like, Kevin's face. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Like, intense, intense stuff. And, like, they had, like, what didn't they, like, theme nights every night?
Starting point is 00:20:02 Yeah. 50 shades of backstreet. Is that a real thing? That was a real party they had. I just get a text of Mamie that goes, everyone's wearing BD. SM here tonight. I don't know what to do. Oh my God. It's great, but I went with one goal to meet Kevin and Kevin. Browse McGee.
Starting point is 00:20:21 We ended up like drinking a bottle of bourbon with him on the last night. Like through a series of crazy events, you can read them. Did you hook up with Kevin? No, he's a married man. Oh. Oh, okay. But he seemed, but you had eaten a lot of cruise ship food. It's also funny because you, you went with her mutual friend Jocelyn and they went because they watched the documentary and realized that Kevin was the best one in their opinion
Starting point is 00:20:45 so they were like, we should go on this cruise and try to meet Kevin and so they manifested their destiny. Kevin is very underrated. He is the patriarch of that. I felt that. Little Rascals crew. I felt that when you said that. He was genuine love. Yeah. And yeah, we were like, do I have a crush on Kevi Kev 20 years too late?
Starting point is 00:21:04 Let's see when they're playing next. Oh, in Barcelona, let's go. Oh my, this is It was crazy And then when we were there On the very last day We were like Well this was a bust
Starting point is 00:21:14 I got a voicemail That was like Kevin's bodyguard Is his best friend since childhood And his daughter's a fan Will you come sign something And then like through that We like he invited us to a party
Starting point is 00:21:25 And then we're split in a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle with Kevikov On the last night It sounds like a mad libs sentence Did I just rap? Yeah I think so Oh my gosh Please
Starting point is 00:21:37 I don't even think Could you say that again if you try? I mean, that should be the title of that chapter. Is that a sentence you ever thought you'd say? Now, what I'm laughing at is that we've talked about WrestleMania. We brought up your dad twice. Now, I have a backstreet boy story that just happened to me. Wait, tell us everything.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Okay, so I was sitting on a plane, and I'm behind two men who are in, I already talked about this on another podcast, but it doesn't matter. It's a great story. People will want to hear this again. So two men are sitting in front of me in whatever. And so they're talking about their wives and letting their wives sleep in and, like, doing their little girl's hair for wacky hair day at school. And they're, like, bonding. And they're two strangers.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Okay. And they're sitting there and they're talking to each other and, like, exchanging photos and being like, oh, my gosh, it's so cute. And they were just, it was the most pleasant conversation I've heard between two men. Just like fully respecting their wives and speaking highly of them. And like, yeah. So I'm live tweeting their conversations and putting it out there because I'm just so happy about. it and so fast forward they get up to leave and I took a sneaky photo and I said if these are your husbands like good job yeah one of them was AJ from the Baxter boys oh yep we're talking
Starting point is 00:22:54 used to be the bad boy yeah strap connoisseur not anymore leopard print fedora dad goals now wow good job AJ I know he really cleaned it up it was a face yeah yeah I gotta go find AJ. Yeah. So AJ is my Kev-evee. I love it. Well, they extended their residency in Vegas, so there's another thing we should probably do. Oh. I'm just making plans for us. I know. WrestleMania? Backsy
Starting point is 00:23:19 voice in Vegas. A year of culture. Right. Wow. I mean, yeah, I just back in the day, if you told me that I was going to go to WrestleMania and meet AJ on a plane. One could only dream. Go ahead and make my funeral arrangement. I'm done. Yep. Yep. Not going to top that.
Starting point is 00:23:35 And on a high note. Yeah. Yeah. It was, it was. It was, it was. It was. It was, it It was so funny because I didn't realize it until people were tweeting me. They were like, oh, that's my husband. And that was A.J. from the Backstreet Boys. And I was like, oh, my God. No, the other man's wife. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:23:51 Yes, because he didn't know either the man sitting with him. And so then A.J. tweets me. I know. The story gets better. And he was like, yes, thank you for the kind words. That was me. Like next time say, hello, I don't bite. Like, oh, at least you were saying, I know. At least you were saying nice things.
Starting point is 00:24:10 Our thing would probably be like, oh, my God, we said rude things about how sweet these old men were to each other. I've only live tweeted shitty situations. Me too. That's me too. I always, always, it's like my thing when I get on a plane, I'm like, great. This motherfucker beside me is two and ice. Like everything pisses me off on airplanes. You just got a spy.
Starting point is 00:24:29 It's like, I can't watch Big Bang. Yeah. My TV won't work. Big Bang? Big Bang Theory or whatever. Always on there. One of my first tweets ever was there's something wrong with a big bang theory. I keep not laughing at it.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Yeah. I mean, yeah. It's a smiler. It's a smiler. Yeah. You know what? That's right. Unless you're my mother.
Starting point is 00:24:52 Then you lose your shit over every episode. Yeah. Grace Hell Biggs mom, sweetest lady in America. She loves some bazzyga. What's Bazing? I don't even know. It's the lead character sketch frame. I had an ex-boyfriend that knew my mom liked that show
Starting point is 00:25:08 and where he worked there was just a Bazinga shirt laying around and so he picked it up and brought it and gave it to her and she like was near tears. Wait, what is your mom's name? Teresa. Yeah, and actually I had this show on E for a second and Jim Parsons was a guest on it and he, I surprised her by it.
Starting point is 00:25:26 He was like so nice and he agreed to like FaceTime with her and she like just got out of the shower and she was like almost in tears being like, She's like, she froze, didn't know what to say, and just started going, thank you for what you do for people. Thank you for making people laugh. And then she called me afterwards. She's like, I had no idea what to say. I didn't know what to say.
Starting point is 00:25:44 She panicked. Total panic. It was so sweet. That is so cute. It was really, really cute. I feel like the big bang theory, like people that watch are very, like, committed and big fans. And now I feel like I'm scared. I'm like, oh gosh, I'm going to get like, I'm going to lose a bunch of listeners because I just said it's not funny.
Starting point is 00:26:00 If I could switch positions with anyone, it'd be Kaylee, quote, quote, quote. Do you follow her on Instagram? No, because she was on, she was on, what was it, Kimmel or something. I can't remember what show she was on. She didn't like me on The Bachelor. No. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:26:14 Yeah. Weird to have that insight. Yeah. Damn. Which is, I mean. I retract that. Sentence I started. I mean, I get it.
Starting point is 00:26:22 It's easy to not like some girls on The Bachelor, but I was like, I'm not going to follow you anymore. I get it. I get it. I hit that unfollow button, and she probably never knew I was there anyways. I want to unfollow her five minutes. million whatever she's like oh no i don't know katelyn bristow from the bachelor i'm calling me shoot what was your show on eve i had um this kind of like variety talk show called the grace
Starting point is 00:26:45 hell big show uh and it was really fun we did it for a season there and it was great that's awesome yeah it was super cool did it didn't require a lot of filming or was it kind of like it was it was really segmented so and we would shoot one day with a guest or two guests i tried to make it this kind of hybrid where i bring on my friends that worked in the digital space and then We'd have, like, more traditional people and figure out ways where we could kind of, like, merge the two. Like, for Jim Parsons' episode, for example, our friend Colleen, who does this character named Miranda Sings online. She had, like, her Netflix show. She's great.
Starting point is 00:27:16 And Jim just happened to, like, also love Miranda Sings. Like, that's the only thing he knew on YouTube. So we had her on that episode, and they, like, play the game together. And it was, like, really, really fun. It was kind of like this Peewee's Playhouse kind of thing. Mamie was on it a bunch. A lot. We did a choreograph dance for Abby Lee Miller.
Starting point is 00:27:32 It was. Yeah. See, we were both huge dance moms fans, and she was coming on. And so we just, like, totally... We're like, we prepared a dance for you. She had no idea that we are not dancers. She thought we, like, legitimately prepared a dance. Yeah, and, God...
Starting point is 00:27:47 Did you choreograph it yourself? It was so stupid. Like, we ended it by holding up wooden emojis in front of our face, but one of them was the poop, and one of them was a cat or something. And then we were like, which one would make it? And she chose me, but I think I told you, she pulled me to the side later, and she was like, the other one's very skinny and pretty
Starting point is 00:28:05 but I think you're going to make it I just get she did not and I was like oh thanks yeah that day was like you're ugly kid but she got jumps that day was truly like I didn't care if all the cameras
Starting point is 00:28:21 broke that day because that was just for us like we just wanted to film with her so badly yeah it was it was a pretty intense but like amazing day I grew up dancing like that's what I did six days a week Did you, T.O.? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Oh, so you were, yeah, you were a good one. So she had a point. He had some leverage. Oh, yeah. Check out this turnout, bitch. Oh, my God, that's amazing. What kind of dance did you do growing up? Everything.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Ballet, jazz, tap, modern, hip-hop, everything. The best. Yeah, I loved it. I miss it so much. I love a competition. Oh. I was in Vegas a couple weeks ago. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:59 And my boyfriend was working up there, and so I had, like, the whole, a couple days of just, like, what am I going to do during the day? And I went down to the lobby to get, like, a coffee, and I saw, like, total competition hair and makeup. And I immediately googled Las Vegas cheerleading competition. Yeah. Oh, like February 2018. And they were like. And then you went watched.
Starting point is 00:29:19 Oh, I went by myself, sat in the audience, drank beer and wept. Like the creepy pervert. But I also, a couple years ago at Comic-Con and San Jose, I did the same thing. I was like, I got to get away. Like, I don't understand any of this nerd culture. saw the hair followed a little girl two blocks and was like yes I will be here at this dance competition by myself I would do the same thing it's so fun yeah like when you have a history of doing it
Starting point is 00:29:43 you're like really proud of them yes that's okay I was like laughing really hard but I'm like I would also do the exact same thing oh for sure and now I want to go find a like bun and fake lashes and follow it everywhere you just follow it like a little guy I would cry too oh I was like they are so confident never lose this it was rough i got up close to take a pick but like you only go to the front yeah your daughter's cheering like that one's mine in my head i was already like i'm one of their aunts who lives in Vegas that's why they've never seen me before like uh i'm not a freak you planned out your story yeah total alibi oh that's so funny wow that is a great story like
Starting point is 00:30:25 who's weird aunt love shocktop beer i'm crying yeah no you texted me like 11 a m you're like I sniffed out the hairspray, I'm going to this dance competition. I was like, Mamary's having the most Mamory weekend in Vegas right now. It's living your life. Oh, my gosh. That is amazing. What does your boyfriend do? He's in...
Starting point is 00:30:45 He works on like a reality show. Oh, okay. So what was the whole Comic-Con thing? Oh, no, that was just a different... I was on a panel, but another time where I sat in an audience of a dance competition by myself with a coffee cup of vodka soda. It's not her first rode. If there had been a rodeo, you would have driven up.
Starting point is 00:31:04 Yeah, big time. What do you mean? We've gone to the PBR bull riding competition. Fun. Yeah, we have an affinity for, like, spectacle in some sense. And so in New York, there was this, like, PBR bull riding competition I think was, like, yearly. Yeah, it would come around. Like, Madison Square Garden.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Yeah, and tickets were, like, really cheap. And the guy that was dating at the time, he found it, he found tickets for, like, five bucks. And there was, like, a country, like, restaurant or, like, southern food restaurant like a couple blocks away that's kind of like the most authentic you can get at that like in that area as a southerner I shudder I know it's tough but it was the most fun and they they don't do it anymore but they used to do the um sheep riding with the kids yeah it's called something mutton busting mutton busting yeah that's what where they have it's basically like the pallet cleanser in between like people riding these bulls all of a sudden all these kids
Starting point is 00:31:56 lock their arms and legs around sheep and they just say go and the sheep and the sheep just go and there's sheep going back or it's his kids falling off and then there's a winner and it's the most beautiful same sentiment I was so proud of the little boy that won and I don't know him at all and he got off and he's like wearing a cowboy hat and his vest and he's walking like it like old western cowboy and he just goes yeah ha I screamed it and I was like I was so happy for you I'm happy for him and I don't know I don't know why it was so sweet yeah so we used to go to that we love anything in an arena yeah basically That's, you said you're from the south
Starting point is 00:32:32 Yeah, I'm from North Carolina Oh, North Carolina, okay Oh my gosh, I'm Charlotte Oh, well, I'm from a town with one stoplight Oh, Charlotte's like, the Mecca I went, yeah, I'm only just trying to find common ground with you I was like, I've been there As a Canadian, I always feel so proud of places
Starting point is 00:32:49 I've been in the States I'm from Canada Yeah, I'm from, again, like a very small town It's called La Duke, Alberta And then when I was 19, I moved for dancing to Vancouver Vancouver's beautiful It's like my favorite place
Starting point is 00:33:05 She lives there for a couple months You did I was shooting something there for like two and a half months And it was so I didn't get to see As much of it as I wanted to But what were you filming and where I was shooting this series
Starting point is 00:33:16 That my friend Hannah and I did Called Electrum and Diner Girl And it still exists on like Amazon I think it might be on Netflix I don't know But we were there for like two and a half months And it was beautiful We stayed at
Starting point is 00:33:26 There's one hotel That like everyone stays at when they're shooting. Opus. Is that it? Was it the opus? When you walk in, is there like a lounge to your right and then straight ahead's the, and it's a tiny little lounge? You mean like every hotel? No, it's kind of
Starting point is 00:33:41 like, as I'm describing it, I'm like, I don't know how you're picturing this right now, but I'm like... I think it was kind of big because half of it was like residences and half of it was like hotel. Oh, the Fairmont. Pacific Rim. Something like that, because people used to call it like the Fokmont or something like that.
Starting point is 00:33:56 Because that's where everyone goes and hooks up, and they were like, Fairmont. Yeah. We're like, why were, why are you telling us this? They're calling the opus the f***mont. Like, that's what's nickname. It doesn't really make sense. Like, it's for sure the Fairmont. Yeah, it was one of those. And it was great for us, but everyone on our crew told us that like two weeks in, we were like, don't tell us this. We don't need to know this. But it's beautiful. It was so pretty there. Also, I'm going to turn this real dark for a second, but that's where Corey Montieth died. Yeah, that's what they told us too. Yeah. Yeah. And someone told me I was staying in that room once. I'm like, why would anyone tell me that?
Starting point is 00:34:28 Wait, as you were checking in? Not something that worked there, like somebody that was, like, drunk in the lounge. Oh, my God. Yeah, they're like, oh, what were for you on? They were with a mutual friend. I wasn't just telling a random stranger what floor I was on. So I don't know if they're trying to mess with me. But, yeah, very.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Yeah, what a weird fact to throw out when you're, like, staying somewhere. I know. Also a weird fact to throw out when you're podcasting and laughing. No, but the hotels got history. We can bounce back. It's what I'm getting at. But I like Vancouver because it feels like, because Mamir and I, living in New York City, like
Starting point is 00:35:00 how many, 10 years ago? No, we say 10, but I realize it's more like 12 or something. Yeah, something crazy like that. But Vancouver feels like... 12 is a lot crazier than 10. It's nuts. 12 is almost a teenager.
Starting point is 00:35:12 It's 20% more. But Vancouver feels like a much more manageable in New York. Like, it's a city, but then you can get outside of it really easily and it's like just beautiful landscape and everyone's super nice. Like, that was the weirdest thing there. Like, Hannah and I, because of YouTube,
Starting point is 00:35:28 didn't really get recognized that much in the States, but there, for whatever reason, people, and it was so... Canadians love their YouTubers, apparently. Apparently, and it was so casual. Every time someone did, they'd be like, oh, hey, Grace. As if, like, I knew this person, I couldn't remember their name, and I'd have this panic moment of like, hey! And then they'd be like, no, I like your videos.
Starting point is 00:35:45 And I'd like, oh, okay. And that would happen almost every single time. They would say hi as if they were an old friend that just caught you in the street. I like hearing that. Yeah, it was really sweet. It was like off-putting at first because I kept thinking that I was running into people.
Starting point is 00:35:57 I knew that. I couldn't remember. Also, just from living in New York, I remember when we first moved out here, just people being really nice, just even like a waiter and being like, are they fucking with them? Right.
Starting point is 00:36:08 I know New York Hardens you so hard. They're like, are they being sarcastic? Yeah. What do they want? Yeah. I went to Cafe Gratitude, and I was like, this whole thing is a hidden camera show.
Starting point is 00:36:20 Oh, that's a great idea, actually. There's a restaurant in Vancouver called the Elbow Room Cafe, and they have asked, asshole servers but oh on purpose yeah it's like dick's last resort right right oh is that so it's a thing like people do this there's a chain restaurant called dick's last resort that the waiters are just dicks to you yeah i did not know weird hat on you or something yeah like make fun of you they'll put like they take paper and they they mold it to look like it's a big condom on your head yeah and i remember
Starting point is 00:36:49 i went on a field trip to boston when i was a senior in high school to like go to like walden's pond and like see some shit and for some reason we convinced the teachers to let us go to dicks and like no and it was a huge regret because I was like
Starting point is 00:37:05 well this could get weird I'm like sitting beside my honors English teacher who I love to death with a condom head a helium balloon attached to my hair that says
Starting point is 00:37:13 I quefe during sex I'm just like well let's talk about this afternoon's activities are you doing Paul Revere's run or like why do we do this
Starting point is 00:37:24 Amazing. There's no going back. That is so random. I thought this was just like a Vancouver thing. Oh. This is the nicest place ever. Yeah, the guy told me I look like, he's like, you look like you got fucked last night. And I was like, do you mean drunk?
Starting point is 00:37:38 He's like, no. And you're like, is this a compliment? Yeah. Is this supposed to be mean? Thank you, sir. Thanks for noticing. You a psychic? Yeah, geez.
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Starting point is 00:39:12 We'll be back with more off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow. Hey, guys, this is Sheena Shea from Vanderpump Rules and I want to invite you to the party. throwing every week my new podcast shenanigans i'm going to be getting into some crazy conversations with friends like my first guest ariana maddox we're cranking it up to 11 playing games telling juicy stories and holding nothing back as we get into some sheena level nanigans that's why it's called shenanigans duh so download new episodes every tuesday starting march 6 on the podcast one app at podcast one dot com and don't forget to subscribe on apple podcasts
Starting point is 00:39:52 The Vine with Caitlin Bristow. Let's confess. Okay. Do you guys have confessions for me? Oh. Confessions. I know. Oh.
Starting point is 00:40:08 Well, we weren't prepped on this. You didn't get the memo? We weren't prepped on this. I feel like your memo or my drunk. Your confession is kind of, wait, what were we just talking about? We were talking about being dicks before. you said something and I was like wow oh maybe the backstreet boys thing
Starting point is 00:40:26 I'm a cheerleader confession yeah oh yes that's what it was crying and drinking beer at a cheerling com fraternity and you're an aunt that can be your confession thank you I worked on it tirelessly you're not off the hook I'm like what's my confession well you can think on it because let me just
Starting point is 00:40:43 I'll start by saying if you ever feel bad or embarrassed which I don't think you guys get embarrassed easily and I don't either but if you do just go to my office Vine podcast Instagram page and under the poop emoji picture people were confessing to me and I'm like you guys know this is now on the
Starting point is 00:41:00 internet like but Grace is she ends every podcast by saying give me three words of a time you've shit your pants the closest pastitting story that is 90% of that's why I did a poop emoji because that's usually what people confess to me in our poop stories yeah yeah it's I mean
Starting point is 00:41:16 it's the one thing I think that binds all of us is that we've either had that experience or a close call that is memorable that is like the most extreme panic moment of your life. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. So is that what you're getting at your poop story?
Starting point is 00:41:29 No. I mean, yeah. My poop story has always been like the three words I use my podcast are college jogging front lawn. But I do remember one that happened in, um, in New York when I live there. Oh my God. We're getting new shit stories. I think I might have said this on a podcast before, but it was, um, they, yeah. She's created the jingle for it.
Starting point is 00:41:51 there was my my bathroom like the ceiling started to cave in and I'm the kind of person that like I ignore it until it's completely broken and then resting on your head
Starting point is 00:42:02 I was in the shower and the whole thing fell down and I was like well I guess I probably do something about this yeah and I had to call my landlord and finally they took forever but they sent a repair man to come and fix it
Starting point is 00:42:14 and so I'm the kind of person that I never want to be in a hotel room when they're like cleaning I never want to be around like when someone's working on stuff so I was like I'm going to head out and as soon as I walked out of my apartment I literally was like oh my god I have to use bathroom and I went back up to my apartment thinking like maybe if I'm
Starting point is 00:42:29 there he'll like go faster or whatever this man was taking his sweet time and I was like sitting on my bed being like literally sweating this is going to be so bad and I'm like you can control your body if you think hard enough and then the mind is a powerful place it literally was like 20 minutes of being like, what do I do? What do I'm going to have to move apartments and never talk to anyone ever again? And then I finally went in. I was like, hey, can I use the bathroom real quick? And he was like, yeah, sure. And my apartment was really small. So it was not a great experience. And then I immediately like left, like, washed my hands. I was like, thanks, bye. And then like ran out the door. I don't even think I took my jacket. I didn't take anything.
Starting point is 00:43:13 I was just like, just take what you need. And then just sat in the park across from my apartment. It was like, don't ever, like, you have to wait now hours to make sure he's gone. There can't be any chance that you go back and he's still there. It was, like, the most embarrassing thing. And I was like, I hope I never run into that man again ever in my life. Pretty safe. Yeah. I think you're pretty safe.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Yeah. I mean, it'd be weird. But you know what? Look at things that happen to us. I feel like you're going to run into him again. Well, I feel like, 20 years later. I feel like every Thanksgiving, they're like, tell us the story of when Grace Helbing took a huge shit. And then ran away.
Starting point is 00:43:48 And then ran like the Kool-Aid man's your room for front door. See, to fix your door. And I wouldn't know if I ever ran into that man because I never made eye contact with him the whole time that he was there. Well, then that's great. You won't even know if you do run into him. I probably run into him ten thousand times. You could be dating him.
Starting point is 00:44:05 You know, I was thinking that when we're like, you know, things keep coming full sort of like, matchy boys. Yeah, that's going to be your husband. That was my meat cute. Oh, my God. He's going to show up to your apartment and be like, I've been here before, but now I'm a huge proponent of poopery. The first time he sees you poop sweat, he's like, there she is.
Starting point is 00:44:25 That glistened. I've been talking about this mystery woman. Yeah, it was on misconnections for years after. Oh, man. Me, repair men. You. You, shit, your brains out. Yeah, it already looked like a curious, like a weird bathroom anyway.
Starting point is 00:44:44 It was just a giant hole over the shower. He just made it weird. Plus, I had, like, a camera set up because I vlogged from my apartment. You're in your bathroom? No, just in my, like, studio apartment. There's just, like, a camera on a tripod that was always set up because I would make videos five days a week. Which I, it took me so long to realize in hindsight that that's the creepiest thing. That's weird to other people.
Starting point is 00:45:05 And I, like, didn't have a couch or anything. I had, like, a futon in one room, but then my bed, like, right next to it. So it looks like I was making porn in my studio. So, yeah. So many things you're saying are bringing up confess. for me that I didn't even have planned or written out. Oh, yeah. Go for it. For example.
Starting point is 00:45:21 I'm having a splash. Please. Oh, my gosh. Fill her up. Yeah. Let's not have another explosion. I mean, I'm OJ. It's a volcanic. Do you want to take a new glass? Let's do it. Yeah. Get a new glass. And then you might just have to keep having an explosion.
Starting point is 00:45:37 So, okay, so Sean, my fiancé, makes fitness videos and does things. And anyways, we had a camera set up in our bathroom because we had to do. Like a face wash routine? No, this was for KY jelly. Oh, my God. I follow you on Instagram and I saw it. And I literally texted my digital manager, Hanata, and was like, Caitlin's doing KY.
Starting point is 00:46:01 This is on brand for me. How do I get a KY deal? You guys are crushing it. So you've been the vision board for Mamrie's brand deals. KY. There we are. KY. That's so funny because we felt like it was on brand for us too because we're like
Starting point is 00:46:16 we also did a ready whip commercial where we're like, oh, so do you want to? No, it takes too much work. And then we were like doing a ready whip. Anyways, so we had a camera set up in the bathroom because we just had to pretend we were like brushing our teeth in the morning, like good morning, good morning. We just had sex.
Starting point is 00:46:32 And the KY was just like strategically placed like in between us, you know. And so then our cleaning lady came and there was a camera set up in the bathroom in KY jelly. Oh my God. And I was like, oh sweet mother of God, I ended up explaining it, but I was like we're sponsored by K-Y
Starting point is 00:46:48 Just look at my Instagram I swear And if people get mad at that I'm like We are literally getting paid Do you have great sex Mubricated sex Oh my God
Starting point is 00:46:58 I that almost happened to me In a different way A couple months ago Because Grace and I did a video Where we like bedazzled And decorated dildos Oh right But they were like massive dildos
Starting point is 00:47:08 And comically large Like yes Exactly right I'm trying to stick them to our head It was a whole thing But the one that Grace made had all these like toothpick American flag stuck in it. Yeah. And I left
Starting point is 00:47:19 it on my counter. So I'm like, that's a perfectly good deal. Wait a second. And I like was leaving for a week and my sweet old lady dog sitter was going to come over. And I remember driving, like, driving and turning around to me. Like, there's a dildo on my counter. There's an American, there's a patriotic
Starting point is 00:47:37 dildo on my counter. Patriotic deltrial. It's planning in and clearing it like right before she got there. But part of me, which is that you didn't. She would have loved it. She would have never told you that she saw it. It would have been this silent weirdness between you guys for the rest of your lives.
Starting point is 00:47:53 You would have probably brought it up, though. And my other one was that I've never admitted this to anyone. Still to this day, I say that a hair clip fell down my toilet and that's what plugged it. I'm telling you guys, it was not a haircut. I'm like, this is my chance to get it off my chance. Oh, my God, you're going to feel so much lighter after that. You look taller.
Starting point is 00:48:13 I just took a deep breath. I was like, That's what peace feels like Oh my gosh Thank you guys for bringing this out So I clogged the toilet And I went to work And didn't realize that
Starting point is 00:48:27 It was clogged and then The water started rising So I didn't know Oh my God And so I go to work and around I worked at a restaurant at the time So around 2 in the morning I got a phone call from my building manager
Starting point is 00:48:39 And I'm like hello And he goes oh Kailin I'm just so glad you're okay And I was like what? And he's like we thought we thought you committed suicide oh my god like in the tub because i had just bought a brand new red dark red bath mat oh and it had bled into the apartment below me down the wall holy shit oh my god can you imagine being in the apartment below and then all of a sudden seeing just red water yes oh my god yeah that is an amazing story isn't that wild this whoa that's crazy and so i ended up having to pay so much money too
Starting point is 00:49:15 for like fixing the apartment below me the water damage and for my apartment and oh my gosh but yeah there's the fucking red wedding in 2B or whatever Jesus God 3 10 yeah yeah it like it had dripped all like red dye down their walls oh my god mm-hmm that's mixed with poop yeah I mean the combination yeah she shit her pants as soon as she did the yeah everyone I might have even talked about this maybe I don't think I did but I definitely said it was a hair clip And I'm just gumming clean And it was not in our club I feel really good
Starting point is 00:49:48 Yeah that's a true confession Oh it hurts That was and I didn't know what I was going to say So I took a confession from a listener Which I'll still tell you because it's pretty fucked up Oh yeah let's hear it So I promised a bottle of wine To whoever confessed a good confession to me
Starting point is 00:50:04 And I'm announcing the winner okay So this one is simple gross Close to unforgivable Okay Okay She was out drunk for the night and she was in her 20s, which I'm like, that doesn't matter. Even if you're in your 30s, this is not okay.
Starting point is 00:50:19 Even if you're in, you're like, yeah. So she, yeah, quit Reagan. I can't get it, you're 20. So Insta KDG is her name, and I'm very proud of her for letting me say her name for this. Okay. Got so drunk, she made out and hooked up with her cab driver. Oh, okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:35 Okay. This is landing with you. I mean, I've had some cute Uber driver. Oh. Right. Yeah. cute i've never had a like hot cab driver no yeah yeah i don't know if i don't know if i don't know if i're different take and it's always weird when you're like they're driving so
Starting point is 00:50:51 they're definitely sober right right that takes a bold move to initiate a sexual vibe between that plated glass unless you just go i've gone straight to sit in the front seat before you have just drunk me and like i sit up here i didn't see i know but then it's like just casual conversation then i get out and then i sober up a little bit and i'm like that was weird of me to do. I have done that in New York where I've gone just like so drunk oblivious calling a cab and just jump in the front seat
Starting point is 00:51:21 like it's a friend's car. The fact that you're alive. Yeah. I know. I mean, that aside, the fact that I'm alive is bonkers. You have to crawl into the back to swipe your car. I forgot about it by my right. Yeah, literally. Oh my God. But I've never hooked up with a cab driver. Does she go into any detail?
Starting point is 00:51:39 I wish she did. She's pregnant. Did she still tip? All questions I should have asked. Okay, well, we can ask her. Insta Katie G, let us know. How well did you tip them? And what was your other question? Oh, did you sit in the front seat?
Starting point is 00:51:56 How far did they go? How far did you go? Yeah. Give us the details. Wow. Do you keep in touch? Yeah, he knows where you live if you were going to ride home. Right.
Starting point is 00:52:04 Yikes. Unless he's a prince. Who knows? Unless he's a prince? Like a wonderful man. And she met like her prince. I thought you meant, like, coming to America. Casey's the prince who had to get a job as a cab driver.
Starting point is 00:52:18 What if he was undercover bossing his cab company, and he actually owns the whole company. Just going to put that out there. Well, let's see. J-Lowell will star is this chick. Just optimistically speaking. Oh, that's good. But I was like, wow.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Grace goes, he's a prince. I go, he could murder her. He knows where she lives. Two sides are the same point. I like your different outtakes on this story. Okay, so you guys met in New York. Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:45 And how did you decide to come together and start doing what you do? Tell us what you're doing. Oh, man. We've been, well, we met, like we said, like 12-ish years ago on a comedy, a sketch comedy team that was set up by the comedy theater that both of us were kind of like dabbling in at the time. Yeah. And then I started making YouTube videos, so I worked from home, and Mamary was a bartender. And so we both had very similar schedules in that we didn't really have. And we lived in the same neighborhood.
Starting point is 00:53:13 which is rare in New York. Which one? We lived in like Park Slope of Brooklyn. I just acted like I would know. I was like, which one? I lived there for two months and I only saw like two streets. Is it the one by the Sparrow? That one.
Starting point is 00:53:27 Fun. Yeah, and so we would just get like Bloody Mary's on like Tuesday afternoon and hang out. They're the best. I should have done that. That's a whole production, but I should have done that this morning. I'm sorry. They're the best. No, and then we, Mamary was getting into making YouTube videos too,
Starting point is 00:53:43 so we started shooting them, like, in my apartment. Yeah, I was like, I bartend. I have an idea for a show where I make drinks, like, intercut with really stupid jokes. Yeah. And so, yeah, she, like, was my producer, director, editor for several years. Yeah, and she would leave the booze at my house. That was her payment.
Starting point is 00:53:59 It was a great company. She had so many types of schnappes she didn't need. Well, more than one type of schnapps is too much. Yeah. I know. All you need is peach. Yeah, exactly. And then we started writing some of,
Starting point is 00:54:13 like pilots together and then when we moved we started making movies together and we've done two films now that Mamie's written. Cool. Yeah, called Camp Dakota and Dirty 30. And then this past year we started developing like a YouTube series together. That's kind of like, it's what we're doing now that's actually today on the day we're recording this is the debut day of it. Amazing. Grace and I did a tour. We do tours occasionally called This Might Get Weird y'all. And so, yeah, so the name of the show we're doing now is called This Might Get Weird. And then every day we'll be like, this might get embarrassing. This might get itchy.
Starting point is 00:54:48 You're really leaving it open. And that's genius. Thank you. Yeah, that's smart. Yeah, it's been something that we wanted to do for a while. We're like, there's no younger like Kathy and Hoda situation that's happening on YouTube especially. And so we wanted to feel like this comedy variety, but mostly like like this and it's casual and conversational and you feel like you're hanging out with us when we're relatable. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:55:10 And also like we're just our twist on things. that like we literally try to learn how to fly a drone but we don't really learn instead we just get it to drop a Dorito in memory's mouth. It was my finest moment it was like drones do incredible things I only want it to deliver me Doritos and you did and you made it happen
Starting point is 00:55:27 it was exhausting it was a true story of triumph yeah you don't know how much a drone will fuck up your bangs yeah until you watch it until you're looking in the face of it you read about it until it actually happens yeah we're just looking for excuses to like hang out with each other professionally yeah that's so great because you guys are so funny together
Starting point is 00:55:49 but like you're i don't know how to explain it you have good chemistry and you're both so funny in your own ways thanks and coming together it's like a very i loved watching you when i was looking up your youtube stuff i was like they are so funny thanks yeah that's what we wanted we wanted to make anything that we do or right or whatever we want it to be something that we would if we weren't involved want to watch or want to read or any of that um i'm motivated by jealousy at all times so I'm like what can we do that if I wasn't a part of I'd be
Starting point is 00:56:19 jealous of right that's a great way to twist jealousy yeah try to be like a positive on positive jealousy use it as fuel rather than like yeah I said the other day and I think this is like my new mantra I was like I want to be my own vision board
Starting point is 00:56:33 ooh there you know I want to cut and paste my side and I write that down that's good yeah so it's fun and now the show's going to be Monday through Friday, five days a week on the This Might Get YouTube channel and it's going to be really fun. It's also nice because we are
Starting point is 00:56:51 our own bosses in a lot of ways and like we create our own schedules so you have to be really self-motivated when you make YouTube videos and now this is slightly... It's a commitment. Yeah, this is definitely more regimented and there's more people involved and so it feels nice to have something to work on. But we're not the editors, lighters.
Starting point is 00:57:06 You know, like it's like, oh, this will actually sound good that we're not trying to mic ourselves. Right. Because we're not pros in the technical side of making YouTube videos by any means and so they have people that are people now is so nice wow we're pumped you guys have people we got people that's cool I'm excited for you guys that sounds awesome and that's a great idea too yeah it should be really fun and it's just stuff that we don't we couldn't like produce on our own that we get to produce in this kind of thing of house so we want to make sure it's like still us but different enough to where it's not like oh I'd rather do that on my own
Starting point is 00:57:40 channel you know like make sure it's kind of unique and not feels like a just a different title when you guys do drink in this stuff like when you were doing like a sin the bottle amazing so funny you guys actually drink yeah oh yeah okay yeah before during and after yeah normally when we get together we have like a couple vodka sodas and then film because we're like well let's just catch up yeah let's catch up right we got to do a video yeah i'm always on my a game i always say two whiskeys and a nap oh there you go a nap first then two whiskey And then I'm like, I'm on my A game. I'm set.
Starting point is 00:58:14 It's a little drunk baby. I don't know why I made my podcast about wine now that I think of that. Yeah, what's your go-to? Is whiskey your go-to drink? No, wine is 100%. But, however, I am on my A-game when I drink whiskey. Yeah. I mean, it's an upper. Like, I have certain things I drink. You know, like, if I'm going to do a show, I want, like, tequila. Oh, yeah. Tequila. I love tequila.
Starting point is 00:58:35 Are you a red wine or a white wine? I don't discriminate. Good for you. I like it all. Rose, red, white, shitty red, shitty red, shitty white. Sparkling rosé. Oh, stop flirting with me. That's, yeah.
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Starting point is 00:59:51 i keep hearing about um clodorus oh we do these characters that are our ants characters somebody told me to ask you guys us because we have alter egos and so they want to oh they're not necessarily our alter ego we pretend they're our ants oh yeah and they both have like statin island long island accents for whatever reason. I suck at accents. Are you guys good at accents? No, but like we were like, oh, let's do an older person and our older person immediately becomes like, what are you talking about? Oh my
Starting point is 01:00:17 God. Yeah, it just becomes literally like Jersey Shore characters. Yeah. And it's, they're fun because they're stupid. They're really, really dumb. And it is a fun, like, vehicle to be able to like make fun of things that as ourselves we should be making... I didn't do that. My aunt Clodorus Trembles. Yeah, that's her aunt. Clodorus Trembles.
Starting point is 01:00:36 And hers is Marys. Margaret Cho, no relation to the comedian. Yeah. It's a family name. It's your aunt. Yeah. And they're librarians and their perves and they're very single. And they just don't know how the internet works.
Starting point is 01:00:49 So it gets to be like it's a piece of us because we feel like we kind of now are older in this internet culture world. And so we don't genuinely know a lot about what's going on. So it gives us a chance to like comment on it. But from like the lens of these two bumbling idiots that do not know at all. Our inner selves are old people who do. don't get what's cool. So we just filmed videos where we're like, we took over their YouTube channel.
Starting point is 01:01:13 We figured out that password. Too many 69s in that. Yeah. So it's just, yeah, being bumbling idiots. That's awesome. That's funny. But with wigs. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:24 Oh, you've got whole like, oh. We have very, very not attractive wigs. Well, yeah, they can't be attractive. No. My aunt wears glasses with eyebrows, glued onto them. It's the whole thing.
Starting point is 01:01:37 Yeah, I got to look that one out. But wait, what are your alter egos? So, we're Rick and Donna, and we do face swaps. Oh, I love it. And so Sean becomes Donna, who doesn't talk. She suffered from, like, a really unfortunate, like, laryngitis that, like, incident that it never came back. And Rick loves a good garage sale. He likes, like, light beer, but he can only drink one.
Starting point is 01:02:03 He tries to, like, be one of the boys, but he just doesn't get it. I have to show you. Oh, please. That literally sounds like my stepdad. It is. Is his name Rick? Close. Oh, Rick should definitely be a stepdad to somebody.
Starting point is 01:02:16 Rick is the most stepdad name of all. Yeah, isn't it? Rick is your name that you use when you... When I talk about, like, whenever I reference the former lover, I'm like, fucking Rick. And Rick isn't sure how he feels about Donna, but they're married. So he, like, loves her, but he doesn't really. Right. He has a voice.
Starting point is 01:02:33 And at the end of all of his sentences, he goes, Rick. so you're concerned on the concept here oh my god oh my god oh my god oh look one woman only i love it i love it because donna with the facewop is like such a precious like short-haired woman see i think she looks like an unfortunate nicholas cage oh i think you're just like moms got the gel out yeah There was an onion article that said, like, mom debuts most androgynous haircut yet, and it made me laugh so. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 01:03:13 Articles have the funniest stories in them. I love it. Like, just the way, this was like on no one checks this website that I was on, but someone took a picture of me in Hawaii, and they put it up and they're like, she looks confused by a table. And I was like, what? A strange sentence. Yeah. And also. The periodic table.
Starting point is 01:03:31 Let her be confused if she wants to. Yeah. I was actually just squinting at the sun It was weird Let me just show you one more Because they're just They're incredible FaceWop is one of the most
Starting point is 01:03:43 horrific experiences ever Even when you do it with your girlfriends You're just like How does my face look like so bad It only looks good on Rick and Donna He's playing a recorder Oh my God But it's my whistle
Starting point is 01:03:55 Oh my god Reet And Sean usually has a tough time not laughing but oh man people will show up we did a events where we would go around doing workouts people would show up with rick and donna blown up photos on popsicle sticks that's amazing it's become a thing like people i have so many rick and donna wine glasses like oh it's hilarious yeah rick and donna merch yeah coming coming soon together face swaps together right i actually people demanded the face swap so badly that snapchat actually only gave me the face swap back for a while
Starting point is 01:04:30 and nobody else because the people were like we need rick and donna Damn. We tried to say they broke up and people went nuts. They were like, we don't believe it. They were not having it. They were not having it. So, yeah, no. That's amazing.
Starting point is 01:04:44 I want to do a video with you guys at some point. Yeah, that'd be like a mock of The Bachelor, like, like, unedited and where I'm like, I actually don't remember this guy's name. And having to go through, they give you like a key chain of photos. And that's how you can, like, remember who they are. Oh, I love this inside of, because Grace just got into it this season. I've been a watcher for 10 years. Like, May, I got into the last half of the last Bachelorette and then watched Bachelor in Paradise and then have been watching this current season. But I always wondered how you could keep up with the name.
Starting point is 01:05:17 I just assumed that you had an earpiece that a producer was on the side, like telling you their name right before they walk up. That would actually, I've also just watched. Come on. I also just watch 2018. Get on airpiece. I watch Unreal, too. So it blurs the line of like, I don't know what is true. I still don't either.
Starting point is 01:05:34 Yeah. I still don't either. And I was behind all of the scenes. And I'm still like, is unreal accurate? I'm not sure. But that's, so it's like an editing thing where we'll stand there say the names. Yeah. But I'll only remember like three at a time.
Starting point is 01:05:47 Plus you're wasted at that point. It's like 8 in the morning. And so you'll go and say three names. And then you leave the room. You go, excuse me for a second. And then you leave. And you go back and you like look through the key chain. And then you're like, oh, yeah, I liked that guy.
Starting point is 01:05:59 Okay, I'm going to send that guy home. Oh, yeah. Wow. And then you go back. And then you're like, shit, who is that guy? And then you say his name and he comes forward and you're like, oh, right, yeah. Like, it's so crazy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:08 I mean, I was like, I would have had written down my arm. Yeah. I would never know. People thought maybe they were on the roses. Yes. Yeah. I would be like, they have to. It's funny.
Starting point is 01:06:17 Make them wear name tags. And I'd be like, they have to wear name tags because I will never know. We're actually doing that on our show. We want all of our guests to come on wearing name tags. Because one, we think it's funny. But two, like, we genuinely will black out in the middle of an interview in forget someone's name that we're talking to. And we're like, hey, buddy, what do you think?
Starting point is 01:06:35 Yeah, maybe he's great at recovering and making it a joke, but I'm like, what if we just install the name tag rule from the start? Rick wears name tags. There you go. Yeah. Yeah, that's helpful. Weak. Rick.
Starting point is 01:06:46 You'll come on as Rick. Yeah. Like, follow them on Instagram. The Ants will interview Rick and Donna. It'll be a mashup. And people, like, who don't know any of us who stumble on it will be like, what the fuck was matched? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:59 Because our whole MO, when we make ants videos, is trying to. to make each other laugh and so we can't get through a whole video and like usually in the editing you see us laughing because it's like us it's completely unscripted so someone will say something and it just totally catches us off guard and it's like the most fun but i was going to ask what's your preferred social media platform oh gosh if you asked me a few months ago i would have said snapchat but the upgrade i piece out i can't figure it out the upgrades killing me Kylie Jenner really blew it for Snapchat. Yeah, she said bye.
Starting point is 01:07:31 She said bye? Yeah, she's like, I can't figure this out. I don't want to deal with it. And then they drop like $1.6 billion. Wow. I only check Snapchat for Chrissy Teigen. Oh, yeah, yeah. She cooks so much, and you know I love a cooking video.
Starting point is 01:07:44 Yeah, that's true. She does cook and it's incredible stuff. But she's like the only one who I follow, because my friends, you know, we all do everything. And I'm like hers, she does stuff specifically for Snapchat. Yeah. That doesn't go on Instagram story. for that. Yeah, that makes sense.
Starting point is 01:07:59 I try and separate mine. I try and not do anything on Snapchat that I do on Instagram story. But I still love Snapchat. I still have like a soft spot for Snapchat just because it's like, it's where I blew my whole season of the Bachelorette, okay? I accidentally spilled the whole secret in the middle of the season and Snapchat of myself in bed with Sean. And people hated me. I got death threats. Oh, the whole.
Starting point is 01:08:18 Wow. Oh, yeah. Wow. Oh, yeah. So. Could you not imagine being a human who's like, I'm going to kill you because you ruined this? For me. You ruined it for me.
Starting point is 01:08:31 It's my life that's affected. Yes. Bachelor fans, I'm telling you. Wow. They mean it. They mean it. I'm scared. Anyway, so I would say, to answer your question, I'm going to say Snapchat still like a little bit, but I do hate the upgrade.
Starting point is 01:08:48 I hate it. Okay. But if the upgrade didn't happen, it would definitely be Snapchat. Yeah. No, that makes sense. I'm trying to every day convince myself to get back into using Snapchat just because I'm, like, I kind of figure this out. It used to be simple and fun.
Starting point is 01:09:00 Yeah. Instagram story killed it. I know. And I'm an Instagram girl, y'all. I get it. I love Instagram. Love it. But I just love the, like, Snapchat.
Starting point is 01:09:09 You can be, like, just, like, doing whatever in Snapchat, funny shit. The Snapchat has way more face filters. Yeah. That are more fun. Yeah. But if they fix their font game, I love the new fonts and Instagram story. Yes. Me too.
Starting point is 01:09:21 Yeah. Those are pretty. Beautiful. The one that looks like a neon sign. Yeah. Oh. Oh. We literally just turned into 60-year-old women.
Starting point is 01:09:30 We became like, what is the nail on sign? We just became that SNL sketch delicious dish, but just about platforms. Oh, the new font on Instagram. Beautiful. Beautiful. The cursive. Who does that skit on SNL? That was Molly Shannon, Alec Baldwin, and Aga Gaston.
Starting point is 01:09:48 Oh, was it the sweaty balls? Yeah, yeah, love sweaty balls. I thought that's what you're talking about, but I was like, just remember sweaty balls um okay so i'm gonna get to questions i had so many other things to first of all i just need to ask you this let me go back in my notes because i have to ask you if you know the game there's some like YouTubers about puns um shit where is it oh oh um ponderdom no there i know there was a live show in brooklyn called ponderdom is there something on youtube yeah i don't know i have not done it it's they just give you two words and you have to like
Starting point is 01:10:24 make puns about it. Okay, like here was an example. I don't think it'd be fair if I want. Because you'd be so good. Yeah, that's like Tyson rolling up to like featherweight. There's also like a very like inner conflict between
Starting point is 01:10:36 our good friend Hannah Hart who also makes puns. She always gets upset at Mamary. They have varying degrees of what they believe a pun is. Well, she'll be like, you just rhymed. That's not a pun. And I'm like, still fun.
Starting point is 01:10:46 Oh, that's a pun. And then you win. Don't be a punist. Yeah. Yeah, you can't. You're not a linguist. We get drunk on the internet. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:11:01 Okay, so I want to see if you guys can do one for this. Oh, wow. You take two cards. They have a word on each, and you make... I'll give you an example, okay. So one card says furniture, the other card says exercise. So the guy said, oh, I never make it to the gym. I'm more of a lazy boy.
Starting point is 01:11:20 Oh, okay. Okay. Okay, I like it. It's hard. That is hard. hard yeah it's a tough game okay so school supplies oh my god and working in a restaurant oh god um working in a restaurant and school supplies or just restaurant school supplies restaurant so a word from a restaurant vibe and a word oh um i would say like um good i'd be like um i'm going to have lunch i might have
Starting point is 01:11:50 lunch with Sean Booth I'll pencil him in there you go that's her fiance there you go that's good many layers there was two
Starting point is 01:12:03 you did booth and pencil him in at lunch at lunch wow yeah save the receipt oh I should have said I'll have to check oh that's okay we gotta move on because I'll be here for
Starting point is 01:12:19 Eight days later, I'll be like, hand dogs. No, so wake up in the middle of the night. Ten more puns. Okay, so you guys would enjoy that game. I love it. There you go. It's just a fun amount of stress. I just sweat just enough that I'm skipping the gym that I was going to skip anyway.
Starting point is 01:12:41 You're more of a lazy boy. Good one, Caitlin. Get it. Oh, God. Okay. I'm going to ask you some questions from listeners. Oh, cool. So, Kalina.
Starting point is 01:12:49 wants to know, what is your go-to drink at the bar besides wine? Tequila? I do mescal rocks. Oh. Mezcal rocks with a couple lemons. Okay. And I'm boring. I just do vodka sodas.
Starting point is 01:13:00 Those are I go-to because it's just like such a non-hangover drink for me. I can't do vodka sodas. It is. But I like a good flavor vodka is good. I don't do it anymore only because it's like... Too easy to drink. Well, too easy, but also doesn't taste like alcohol. And so when I'm drinking them, I'm aware that I'm solely drinking to get drunk.
Starting point is 01:13:19 as opposed to when I can taste it I'm like and I'm tasting stuff You know what I mean with that just feels like Let's get drunk right now Yeah I agree with that Because in my You know in my 20s
Starting point is 01:13:31 Yeah I would drink vodka And it would really mess me up Like people would be like Don't do vodka tonight Because I would get mean I get blackout Oh yeah
Starting point is 01:13:40 See I can't If I'm like The kind of thing in our friend group It's like if I keep coming back With tequila shots for everyone That's when I need to go home Let's wrap it up Yeah
Starting point is 01:13:48 If I'm like, shots for everyone, the party will never die ever. And then it's like, go home now. Save yourself now. You know, vodka soda feels like eating something just for sustenance. You know what I mean? Where I'm just like, no, I like to taste my food. I'm not going to do soil. It feels like the soylent.
Starting point is 01:14:04 I was a big, and I've gotten back to it a little bit of, like, dirty gin martinis. Love that. You used a fucking crush martini. I know. And I like dirty vodka martinis because it does make you, like, sip and, like, slower. Yeah. Or else you're going to wake up like a goddamn Macy's Day parade float the next day
Starting point is 01:14:21 just being like so much salt Yes, all of it All of it I did a pickle martini last week And I was like, oh this brings me back I thought it was so late What'd you say? I said all of it Oh yes
Starting point is 01:14:35 I tried You nailed it Your pronunciation is just too pure My delivery sucked it You weren't ready No I was like her accent Man Mine
Starting point is 01:14:44 The Canadian That was just a Canadian where she has all of it. Fair enough. Sorry. Tushay. Our listening skills are the Pits. Get her out of here.
Starting point is 01:14:54 Get her out of here. My delivery skills are. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, she'll be here doing this. You opened up the Pondor and now it's not going to stop. I'm so mad at myself that I didn't just pick up on that quicker. Pits.
Starting point is 01:15:08 I get it. Next question. Danielle Hernandez asked if they were to land any movie or TV show. What genre would you want it to be in? Ooh. I mean, definitely comedy. I don't think I'd wanted to be, like, sitcom comedy. I think I wanted to be, like, single camera a little bit, like, 30 Rock-ish is, like, kind of fun, but also mixed with, like, a little bit of girls.
Starting point is 01:15:34 Like, something that feels a little bit more real, but it's also, like, silly. Yeah, I haven't watched that. So good. I have to see it. But something, like, Broad City, even, that's, like, that's just kind of silly. Yeah. That's good. I like that answer.
Starting point is 01:15:46 Down the road, I'd like to do something super serious. Yeah. And I hate horror movies. Oh, yeah. We talked about this before. I think I'd be good in one. Oh, you know what I mean? Because you wouldn't be acting.
Starting point is 01:15:57 You'd be genuinely. I'd be genuinely terrified. Talk about shit your pants. I need to come out of the good poop pants for me. The pants budget would have to be large. Right. Okay. Rachel Lee, how would you lock down the first impression rows if you're on The Bachelor?
Starting point is 01:16:13 Oh, good Lord a mercy. you would dance I don't know I think I'd be You show me your turn out No we've talked about this before Just in first position Hopping like a goddamn penguin
Starting point is 01:16:24 We talked about this before Because there was a small moment in time Where Mabre and I were asked to be on the amazing race Yeah And we had like a 24 hour window And they were like tell you have cells tomorrow Yeah it's a choose And we were like we're never
Starting point is 01:16:35 Neither one of us can drive stick So one that was like our first like We're out We're never gonna win Yeah And this was like way before they like Have upgraded rules and stuff So we were like
Starting point is 01:16:44 Do we go on with the goal of trying to be America's sweethearts and just when they say go, everyone runs and we just walk towards the bar we're like we're going to go get some drinks.
Starting point is 01:16:54 We know we're going to be out. We know that there's a hotel in like Thailand that you put all the losers up in but we're going to go like write a movie and chill back. Yeah. So I took this for the vacay.
Starting point is 01:17:03 I think my, uh, I would just walk straight. I would shake hands say hi my name is Grace. Nice to meet you. I'll be at the bar. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:11 That's good. Now do we think this would bring out the claws or people would be into it? If I came with like yellow roses which is a sign of friendship for all the other contestants and I was like nice to meet you and I'm like
Starting point is 01:17:24 girls let's have fun I think that would land you should come in with a rose for me tonight let's be cool you should come in with orange that nobody steal that nobody steal that you're like I will be on the bachelor one day don't steal my dad don't steal my dad I would yeah
Starting point is 01:17:40 that'd be great I would really love that if somebody could I'd be like this girl I'm sure he's cool we'll figure it out I hope that you have different props every episode. Different gifts that you're giving out. It's like, Mamary's really trying. A best friend necklace in like 27 years. Patriotic.
Starting point is 01:17:56 Patriotic dildos. Very tiny. Yeah, when Mamary is not allowed to be on her phone or watch TV, she's just like crafting us shit every day. Just ironing on letters all day. It's the dance mom in you like be jewelling costumes. Guys, I've created a dance in honor of our friendship. Interpretive
Starting point is 01:18:17 He was completely ignore the bachelor the whole time I'll get to you Which would get you the first impression rose Because he'd be like this chick I am intrigued And then you're talking about to be like I'm actually here to make friends First person read out in TV history
Starting point is 01:18:35 Home night one but with a really good podcast Here to make friends I think that actually is a podcast Really? That's perfect thing Oh, that's good. Okay. Carolyn Burt, what's your favorite catchphrase to come from... Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:18:52 That one. Carolyn Burt, step it up. It was my fault. I put that question right under another Bachelor question, and there's too many Bachelor questions in a row. For two people who weren't on The Bachelor. Okay, anyways. Emma West is Best, is her Twitter name.
Starting point is 01:19:11 She wants to know if you guys sleep with your closet doors. open or closed. Gotta be closed. Oh, I sleep with mine open because my dog's bed is in my closet because she likes I call that Goose's room. She doesn't come out yet. She doesn't come out.
Starting point is 01:19:24 She's in there every night. It's not my job to push her out. It's got to be on her own time. Just be supportive. No, she likes being in like a little enclosed space. I just call it Goose's room. So that's, yeah. What kind of dog?
Starting point is 01:19:36 A monster. She is. No, she's really sweet to me. She's so cute. Behavioral issues. But she looks like a little boxer, but she's squatty like an English bulldog. She looks like the dog from Duck Hunt.
Starting point is 01:19:46 Yeah, she really, really does. She looks like the dog, she looks like the dog emoji that's on everyone's phone. It's really weird. She's super cute, but she's, like, very aggressive. Okay. So she protects my house. Yeah, that's all you need. Yeah, right?
Starting point is 01:19:59 You're trying to go to Westminster. I do. I immediately just thought of Kevin McAllister going, this is my house. I have to protect it. Oh, exactly. That's goose. But wait, you sleep with their closet clothes? Yeah, I don't like it.
Starting point is 01:20:12 Like, even in a hotel. D thing? No, no, no, like, I don't know. Well, see, I only have... I'm looking at me. It's unknown. But see, I have a sliding door that, like, goes in, so it doesn't seem like there's a door open.
Starting point is 01:20:24 So I think that's why it doesn't buy it. But in hotel rooms, yeah, I close all of the doors and windows. I'm like, you trying to watch me sleep? Mm-mm. No way. FBI guy that lives in my computer. You're going to crack the door after I fall asleep. I'm still scared of the dark as an adult.
Starting point is 01:20:37 Yeah. I check every shower and every hotel to make sure there's not someone in there. Closets, showers and everything. Yeah, me too. Me too. Okay, I like this question. Brittany Bay wants to know if you had to choose one alcoholic beverage to drink, one meal to eat, and one piece of clothing to wear for the rest of your life, what would they be in by? Wow.
Starting point is 01:20:54 So alcoholic beverage, food, and piece of clothing. Yeah. I think my piece of clothing would be like a jumpsuit. Yeah, like a onesie? Yeah, we both have these like top gun onesies, but I also have this like janitor one that's just plain. It's like a Carhart's kind of thing. I have a red, white, and blue one. Yeah, there you go.
Starting point is 01:21:12 And like one of those I think would just. just be the most comfortable thing to wear. Plus, if you pick it one thing, you can't pick just pants. I would do the same. I would do a onesie. Food, I would probably do, oh, man. What would I do food? Like a pasta?
Starting point is 01:21:30 Yeah, I was going to say like a stir fry, like a chicken stir fry or something. So I feel like I get a little bit of everything. You get the, mm-hmm. Oh, you're thinking like nutrition. I'm thinking long-term, what am I going to get tired of eating after a while? See, my go-to would be sushi, which is, weird, but I would. Oh, but see, you get everything really tired of it after
Starting point is 01:21:47 Yeah, but you get really tired of anything that you eat after. Right. I mean, I was going to say Mexican, but it's one specific food, not a genre, right? Yeah. Stir fry is a good call. Drink? I mean, coffee. Oh, no, I think we're talking an alcoholic. Oh, alcoholic drinks? Because I would go water
Starting point is 01:22:03 if we... I'm like, coffee is based in water. I'll die first. I'll take it. I would do red wine. Okay, yeah, that's what I would do. I think that's the thing I would get least sick of. Because if you could do vodka, but you could never change up the mixers. Oh.
Starting point is 01:22:20 Yeah, that's true. But red wine just makes me so, or wine in general just makes me kind of tired that I wouldn't. Not me. Coco juice. Yeah, I don't think I'd like drinking after a while. Yeah, I guess I would say, but I can't change the mixers at all. So I can't say vodka, but do a bloody merry end of vodka soda. Nope.
Starting point is 01:22:36 I'm creating the rules of this question that I didn't make up. But then I can't say vodka soda, like I has one singular drink. I think so. Okay, I would probably do vodka soda. Okay. Because this vodka by itself would be so bad. Yeah. The little lemon, though?
Starting point is 01:22:50 But you said no mixers. Hmm. Tushay. Mine would be red wine. I'd wear a robe for the rest of my life. Oh, good call. That's great. And what was the other one?
Starting point is 01:23:02 Food. Sushi. Sushi. Yep. Wow. Look at this. I mean, what a lavish life. Just walk around to roll.
Starting point is 01:23:07 Just have a little sashimi in a robe. Oh, you have to over here. Doesn't that sound? Sounds great. Sully off a live human. Yeah. You imagine your business meetings, but they'd be like, don't mind me. They would be on brand is what they would be.
Starting point is 01:23:24 People would be like, this is so Caitlin. She really committed. You know, I'm going to start wearing robes to podcast. I'm wearing slippers right now. Yeah. Perfect. Yes. Sorry, I curse so much.
Starting point is 01:23:35 Oh, you're last. You can. I just realize how many alms. I know. I'm like, now you're asking. This is a question from me. well yet how do you introduce a hamburger to somebody um you wait this is a joke i always in my pocket compliment it's buns you uh all great this is my friend patty yes meet patty
Starting point is 01:23:56 good for you hunderdome got me form got me mary things jokes are riddles and she has to figure them out before someone else i'm like legend of the hidden temple i'm like here we go i know i thought you're just going to be like, what? Yeah, she was ready to give the punchline. I was like a challenge, dude. I know. She's like patiently waiting to give the punchline, and you're like over here.
Starting point is 01:24:22 How do I rip this out from under her? You're literally like, goodwill hunting. Yeah. I was like, I think she's wanting to give the, okay, you're going to Matt Damon. I'm going to like a good punch. I don't know. How do you introduce a patty? Could I get the dry erase board?
Starting point is 01:24:37 Let's crack this. I appreciate that, actually. Oh, you guys. I don't, this is fun. Thanks so much for having. Thank you guys for coming on. Yeah, you'll have to come on our show. Yeah, I would love to.
Starting point is 01:24:49 Yeah, because we're trying to get guests involved too. We're not, we're figuring out our schedule as it goes. I just put up my hand like, pick me. Like there was somebody else in the room. I'm a volunteer's tribute. But that would be super fun. Please, I would, I'm all for it. Awesome.
Starting point is 01:25:01 Yeah. And we'll drink red wine, eat sushi and robes and do it. Yeah, we'll get for her. Sounds great. I'm like, yep. We're going to text our producer right after this. There you know. It's our road budget.
Starting point is 01:25:12 Come to nap. Nashville. Okay, so tell everybody where to find you guys, what to look forward to, and then we'll wrap this up. Sure. You can find me at Grace Hellbag across all social media platforms and our new show, This Might Get, just at This Might Get, and YouTube.com slash this might get. Exactly, and I'm Mametown across all social media, and then I have my show, you deserve a drink. Perfect. And I'm Caitlin Bristol. I'll see you next Tuesday. Thanks for listening to Ospa Vine with Caitlin Bristow. Get new episodes every Tuesday exclusively on Podcast 1.com, the podcast 1 app, and subscribe.
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