Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Mamrie Hart & Grace Helbig
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Here's Caitlin.
Hi, how are you guys?
Come on in.
I'm doing great.
I've got the coffee shakes, and now I'm going to have the mimosa shakes.
Yay.
I'm a normal under routine too.
I'm like, I'm like, this was the wrong day to wear overalls with a body suit.
Because I'm going to...
Oh, so much pay.
So much pee.
Perfect.
So inconvenient and so much pee.
Oh, perfect.
Thank you so much.
Oh, I like those light blue kicks.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
I requested it for you.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I was like, what is that fancy shenanigan?
Hey, hi, I'm Caitlin.
Nice to meet you.
Hi.
I'm trying to figure out how to open the champagne bottle.
If you knew me too, I got you.
I have
I can do it with my mind
That would be impressive
Grace Mamery
Do you guys mind if they take photos for social
Not at all
Go for it
Let me stop
Okay
I have seen so many horror stories
Of people opening champagne models
And like
You leave the basket on
That's the difference
Really?
It's okay
Oh because once you undo that
It's already starting to
First of all helps you grip
It like digs in
but also, like, once you take that off, like, you,
like, it's at its own discretion.
Yeah.
So if you leave that on and help script, yeah.
It doesn't look as like...
I don't know.
I know.
Fitzgerald, but it's...
I didn't know that.
See, that's what...
I'm like, I start taking off that...
I'm just going to...
Go do you.
And then it always...
See?
The comb.
Yeah, that was great.
That was a bad.
I want, like, a series of photos that's just, like, champagne face.
Because you just were like, it's like putting on mascara.
It's like, living in the air for a second.
It's like putting on mascara.
That's fine.
There's not one time I look like sexy opening a bottle of champagne.
No.
I just look like I'm scared.
Do you want a mimosa?
Of course.
Of course.
Thank you.
I've got the whole setup here.
So I don't know how much you like.
God bless.
How much orange juice do you like in your.
I like to be like, hi.
I sometimes just skip out on the orange juice.
Yeah.
I'll do a little breakfast.
There you go.
it's fresh squeezed.
Get it.
Is that, Paul?
Mm-hmm.
Is that, is that okay?
It's great.
Okay.
I'm doing, I'm going to do no orange juice.
No.
Oh, no.
No, it is.
The orange juice is doing things.
The orange juice is excited on a Monday morning.
As excited as all of us.
Stay away from the cords.
Stay away from the cords.
This is where I wish that people could watch.
We've got an overflow situation happening here.
A small sea of champagne.
We've created.
a wall with our hands.
Okay, you guys are killing it.
Why am I not recording this on my Snapchat?
It's very professional.
This is what friendship looks like.
That is, true friendship is not letting the mimosa spill on your cord for your headphones.
I like that the wood is kind of soaking it in.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, it's better than nothing.
They're under the bathroom.
Sweet.
We'll go on this.
This is great.
This is a quick wash.
Now you've got sticky hands.
Now you've got sticky hands.
Oh, it's okay.
My hands are just forever grubby.
Yeah, exactly.
Forever sticky.
I mean, that hard shoes is no joke with the bubbles.
Truly.
This is like.
How do you even drink that?
Oh, thanks.
It's a chemical reaction.
It's like a science volcano.
Yeah, that's what I'm.
Yeah, I feel like I have like one of those 90s.
I just make gross food kits.
I'm just curious how you're.
drink this. I'm a tame it with my tongue.
The Mamory
Heart story.
Here's going to be the
problem on this podcast. I sometimes think
I'm witty and quick and funny and then I
hang around witty, quick, funny
women and I'm like, I'm not witty or quick
or funny. No, you are all of the things.
We're just... We're just idiots.
But that's me too.
That's the best kind of people if you ask me.
And that's exactly why I have you.
You too on the podcast. Let's introduce you.
People are like, who are these people in here?
I haven't even introduced you yet.
How many people call you Mamry?
Oh, God.
I did for the first year of our friendship.
I didn't correct her so I could have something to hold over her head.
Stop.
A mutual friend one time in a bar was like, you know her name is pronounced Mamry.
And I was like, she just let me say it wrong the whole time.
A year?
I like a slow prank that doesn't really do anything except the only one who hurt in the situation was me.
And me, because now I'm like, what else is she not?
Telling me, it's true.
There could be so many deep secrets in there.
Yeah, I get lots of pronunciations.
Okay, so Mamry.
Maree.
Heart.
Yes.
And Grace Helvig.
Yes.
Did I say that right?
You did.
Okay, cool.
Nailed it.
We're off to a rocky start with the Mimosa Fails.
I mean, I don't think any other start would have been as appropriate as this for us.
Okay.
I feel good about it.
This is on brand?
Yeah.
It's a win.
It's a win.
Were you there?
Were we all sitting at WrestleMania today?
Yes, yeah.
I was going to bring this up.
that your man is in the background of like every picture I have at
WrestleMania and everyone's just like is that yeah
like that was every comment on my photo I logged being there and a lot of
the comments are like wait is that Caitlin sitting next to you guys what and
I was like I don't know what's going on I was too overstimulated as it was I was so
so over so are you guys actually WrestleMania fans huge yeah okay okay I'm not
saying I'm not a fan but I'm not like I don't know all their names
And we could tell.
I was like, holy shit, she's a wrestle fan.
And they were like, no, she wanted to come to WrestleMania, though.
But see, we only got into it really in the last, like, two years.
What made you get into WrestleMania two years ago?
They offered us free tickets to an event here in Los Angeles.
We go to all of the wrestling events.
We, like, we might be traveling with them.
Well, we grew up fun.
Yeah, each of us individually grew up watching wrestling.
Like, I had brothers that loved it.
And so I remember watching it when it was WWF when I was younger.
Yes, that's what I used to watch out all the time with my ex-boyfriend.
Yeah.
And so then all of a sudden when they reached out like two years ago and we're like,
by chance would you want to come to a Monday Night Raw?
And I texted Mamary and it was just all caps back.
Like, of course we want to go.
Duh.
Yeah.
And so we just got totally engulfed in like how fun it is.
It's a total like subculture that's just so joyous when you're there.
And we are just like pros at screaming.
Yeah.
But really dumb shit.
So you're like in your.
element truly yeah i i actually had like the worst headache and i was hung over oh that's where you
want to be yeah it was a stadium of screaming if i didn't seem like i was if i seemed like i was not
enjoying it that was not the case i was like this is so much fun people it's like a community yeah
we saw so many because they always surprise and have people come back and when the hardy boys came
back like grown men were weeping yeah it was fantastic it really it was four hours so it's a
You're there for a marathon of wrestling.
So by the end, like, we left.
They should wrestle marathon.
And we were like right up there.
Yeah.
And they told us, we didn't know about you get to keep your chairs if you're in that section.
But then they also, yeah, you could keep your chairs.
They're like zip tied together.
I don't know where I would have put it on my plane.
Oh, I've got some.
Oh, no, we went.
Mine's in my living room.
We went to FedEx the next morning because we were going from WrestleMania to Amsterdam the next day.
Yeah.
And so we went to Fed.
We're like so hungover all carrying chairs.
We go in.
we were like, this might be weird.
And he goes, I shipped one to Australia this morning.
He was like, I've been doing this all day.
Yeah, it goes in the guitar boxes.
He knew exactly what to do.
And he just been shipping.
So that's a thing.
People obviously do this.
Yeah.
And apparently, we were nervous because they had warned us, like, be careful when you're
taking your chair out of the arena at the end, people will try to grab it from you.
And hit you over the back of the head with it.
Yeah.
And so we left early, like, all clutching our chairs because we're like, we're not letting
these go.
And no one did anything.
I'm so confused.
why I was not told I could take my chair. Not that I would have, I wouldn't have been as smart to think to FedEx it though. I would have been like, well, how can I fit this on a plane? It costs a decent amount of FedExit, so it wasn't really a free chair. It's actually really expensive. It's the nicest piece of furniture I own. Yeah, exactly. I was also with three people who weren't drinking and I was the only one drinking. Girl, I wish you would have known us. I got lit up at Rainforest Cafe that afternoon. I know. I couldn't even make it the Rainforest Cafe because I was so hung over from the night before. I was. I was so hung over from the night before. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was
that I was like, go on without me.
And so many Volcano Margaritos.
And then I literally had to rally to get to WrestleMania.
And then when you're there, you're like, yeah, I'm back.
Yeah, I was starting to come around.
I was drinking tequila by myself.
And I was like, at WrestleMania, drinking tequila by myself.
And I'm like, why is nobody on board with me right now?
I should have just made friends with you guys.
Because I remember I was surrounded by funny people.
And I was like, what's going on?
And then we found out everyone was comedians around us.
And I was like, oh, that makes sense.
Yeah, no, it was great.
Our friend Hannibal Burris sat right behind us.
And I'm telling you, he should be the commentator.
I'm pretty sure I know who you're talking about
because it was killing us the whole time.
I was crying that, but he just kept screaming Jimmy Johns, Jimmy Johns, Jimmy, Jimmy
Johns at Sina or something.
Oh, no, uh, oh yeah, Brock Lesnar is the only one sponsored.
Anyway, sorry, this, I know this isn't a wrestling podcast.
We could do this.
No, I'm just, I'm just, it's just such a funny, common ground.
It's a lot.
It's no, it's no, hey, listen, you people listening.
Invite Caitlin.
It's in New Orleans.
I'll go with you guys this year.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
It's going to be a blast.
It also kind of, we are still talking about this.
It's also kind of sad, too, because I was like, oh, they're not even hitting each other.
Like, I thought it was real.
That should be a confession of mine.
I thought it was real.
Like, I was like, well, why aren't they hitting each other?
They, the acting is.
I mean, that's kind of the fun of it is like the theatricality of it all.
That's what I realized.
And then you're, yeah, and when the kids, you watch little boys that still truly believe it's real,
even when it's a very clear, like, fake hit that's happening.
But the kids are just like, that's amazing.
But when it goes wrong, Grace and I, our birthdays are five days apart.
So we took a group of people to be, like, front row at, like, one of their pay-per-views at the Stable Center.
And one of the wrestlers got hit in the mouth.
And we were like, oh, ha-ha, oh, they did fake blood.
No, the medic came over.
His teeth got pushed up, like, a half an inch into his face.
And he was like, I want to finish.
No, no, get away.
I want to finish.
And he finished the match with teeth, like, shoved into his skull.
What a hero.
What a girl.
Yeah, truly.
That was like, I have a picture with his face with his tipped up in front of it.
You're like, oh, wait, let me snap this moment.
Oh, that's crazy.
Yeah, I was like, oh, there was little kids in front of us that their dad was one of them.
And he was like crying.
It was so sad.
That was really tough to watch out.
The three little boys.
It was, um.
McMahon.
Yeah, that he went out like first and he lost.
And that's got to be so bizarre to explain to your sons.
Like, yeah.
I'm okay.
Yeah, this is not real
Oh no
My dad was an actor growing up
And he was on like a cop show
And I remember there was a storyline
Where he was like dating a blind woman
It was like a two episode arc
And I remember my sister like
Walking to my mom
Putting her hand on her knee
When she's like seven and being like
Are you okay
You're full on like
Dad is an adulterer
And it's on primetime television
They caught him
They caught him
Are we okay
Really should have been more careful
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, let's move on past WrestleMania, even though I could still talk about it.
You're going to have to do like a skip forward to a minute 19 if you hate wrestling.
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Okay, so let's get to know you, ladies.
for any of the vinos listening out there
who don't know you shame on them
but let's fill them in
let's start with grace yeah
okay where you from
I'm from New Jersey
I don't know why that matters
beautiful New Jersey I mean it is
it's woven into the fabric of who I am
okay yeah so that's why you are who you are
yeah that's why my roots are always so bad
her restaurant choices
and why my taste is just pure garbage
all the time across the board
no offense Jersey is a wonderful weird
treasure trove of people and things
I love it.
I think it's great.
You make me really want to go visit.
Yeah.
I just offended and then hugged an entire state all within one minute.
Okay.
And so you're a producer, author, television, and YouTube personality, creator and host of the YouTube
channel, this is Grace.
It's Grace.
Oh, it's Grace.
Yeah.
Or just my name.
Grace Helbig.
It kind of connects to everything.
Okay.
And do you still have your own podcast or do you do?
I do.
You do?
Yeah.
I have a podcast called Not Too Deep.
Yes.
And it's exactly.
what it sounds like it's just not you'll have to come on it's just people talking about stuff that
doesn't really matter that's my podcast too yeah yeah it's it's super fun yeah everything and nothing
exactly we've been doing it for like four years now something like that wow yeah oh that's cool okay
i'll definitely come on that yeah uh and then okay you have two books three books i have two books
yeah and they're both like to do your research kaelan no no no it's great they're all we i don't
even remember like what my resume is at this point i know there's so many hyphens exactly um yeah they're two
just very tongue-and-cheek self-help books okay um one's about just like general life advice and then
one is a fashion guide and they're both because i don't know what i'm doing ever very much under that
premise yeah i don't know what i'm doing but here's some stuff that might be helpful you made like
a career out of that yeah i i i it's very fun and freeing yeah i say i'm not an expert on
anything, but I'm curious about a lot
of things. Oh, yeah. It's a good way to live.
Yeah, right? I love that motto.
Yeah, I don't always stick to it. It's easier said than
done, but... Can you remember that and then text me
what you just said? Because I already forgot, but...
I wish we were recording.
We're never going to remember.
If only someone caught that.
If only we could listen back.
Technology, we'll catch up.
Never. Okay, and Mamary.
Yes. You got it. You just crushed it.
Mamary.
Mamery. Yeah, maim like name.
But then you never know, like, what's like,
Maybe it's Mamry, Mamry, Mamry.
That's just your own flavor.
Mamry, Mamry.
I like that, Mamry.
Memory.
I like that.
I turn my eye to have a little accent.
You're an actress, writer, comedian, New York Times best-selling author, too.
Two.
Two as well, yes.
As well.
And your dad.
Okay, I was talking to Alon Gale.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Alon, so he's the executive producer of The Bachelor,
and we've become like Twitter, Instagram buddies,
but we've never actually hung out.
Oh, he is a treat.
He seems like a blast.
He's a treat, yeah.
You'd have to have to hang out with him to see what I mean,
but he's just, he's one of the most interesting people I've ever met.
Great hair.
Great hair.
Great beard.
Yeah, everything about it.
He kind of reminds me of like the side show bob.
A hundred percent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Looking at him, you wouldn't be like,
you executive produce a television show?
No.
A romantic.
You'd be like, who put a wacky suit?
on a caveman
do you guys just come up
with this like
I want to be as funny as you guys
oh my gosh
and he told me that
your dad
which you just said was an actor
yeah which I never talk about
so this is hilarious
that this is coming up twice
yeah why is it coming up twice
he was like because he was telling me
little facts because I'm like you know
trying to do my research and like man these girls
are hilarious
oh thank you
but yeah okay so he was like
oh yeah she's written
books too and her dad.
Okay, so tell me about your books.
Oh, okay. So my books are more memoir style.
Yeah. So I had a couple years ago called You Deserve a Drink and it was all like my
wacky fucking crazy stories. And then in that book, I had a drink recipe that correlated
with every story. Oh.
Because my show online is mixology and drinking. And then this last one that came out,
oh, a month ago tomorrow.
Happy anniversary. Thank you.
It's called I've Got This Round. And it's only stories from the last two years.
years. So it's only stories from the last book. So I was like, Grace is in a
slim chapter. I was just like traveling and doing crazy shit. Maybe went on a life
mission. She did like the fucked up version of Eat, Pray, Love. Yeah, I say it's my
drink, drink, drink. I was single for the first time in 10 years and I was like, let's go
blow a book deal check. That's awesome. I think I'm in the hole.
Yeah, you owe them. I do. Yeah. You owe them.
Another book just because of this one.
Oh, amazing.
So funny.
Wait, what's your favorite story in it?
Oh, God.
Grace and I have a wonderful night in Ireland, but I went on a backstreet boys cruise through
the Mediterranean.
Oh, that's my favorite.
And I went to Amsterdam on 420 to see the Dixie Chicks.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
So I have some weird ones.
And you're on a houseboat that whole time?
A hundred-year-old houseboat.
Yeah.
Wait, what did you say about the Baxter Boys?
I went on a cruise, like a Baxie Boys themed cruise.
they go on with, like, mega fans.
That is a nightmare.
It 100% was.
But it brings a story.
It really does.
Yeah, and a panic attack.
I mean, you saw adult women with full tattoos of members of the backstreet boys.
Of, like, Kevin's face.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
Like, intense, intense stuff.
And, like, they had, like, what didn't they, like, theme nights every night?
Yeah.
50 shades of backstreet.
Is that a real thing?
That was a real party they had.
I just get a text of Mamie that goes, everyone's wearing BD.
SM here tonight. I don't know what to do.
Oh my God. It's great, but I went with one goal to meet Kevin and Kevin.
Browse McGee.
We ended up like drinking a bottle of bourbon with him on the last night.
Like through a series of crazy events, you can read them.
Did you hook up with Kevin?
No, he's a married man. Oh. Oh, okay.
But he seemed, but you had eaten a lot of cruise ship food.
It's also funny because you, you went with her mutual friend Jocelyn and they went because
they watched the documentary and realized that
Kevin was the best one in their opinion
so they were like, we should go on this cruise and try to meet Kevin
and so they manifested their destiny.
Kevin is very underrated.
He is the patriarch of that.
I felt that. Little Rascals crew.
I felt that when you said that. He was genuine love.
Yeah. And yeah, we were like, do
I have a crush on Kevi Kev 20 years too late?
Let's see when they're playing next. Oh,
in Barcelona, let's go.
Oh my, this is
It was crazy
And then when we were there
On the very last day
We were like
Well this was a bust
I got a voicemail
That was like
Kevin's bodyguard
Is his best friend since childhood
And his daughter's a fan
Will you come sign something
And then like through that
We like he invited us to a party
And then we're split in a bottle
of Pappy Van Winkle with Kevikov
On the last night
It sounds like a mad libs sentence
Did I just rap?
Yeah I think so
Oh my gosh
Please
I don't even think
Could you say that again if you try?
I mean, that should be the title of that chapter.
Is that a sentence you ever thought you'd say?
Now, what I'm laughing at is that we've talked about WrestleMania.
We brought up your dad twice.
Now, I have a backstreet boy story that just happened to me.
Wait, tell us everything.
Okay, so I was sitting on a plane, and I'm behind two men who are in,
I already talked about this on another podcast, but it doesn't matter.
It's a great story.
People will want to hear this again.
So two men are sitting in front of me in whatever.
And so they're talking about their wives and letting their wives sleep in and, like, doing their little girl's hair for wacky hair day at school.
And they're, like, bonding.
And they're two strangers.
Okay.
And they're sitting there and they're talking to each other and, like, exchanging photos and being like, oh, my gosh, it's so cute.
And they were just, it was the most pleasant conversation I've heard between two men.
Just like fully respecting their wives and speaking highly of them.
And like, yeah.
So I'm live tweeting their conversations and putting it out there because I'm just so happy about.
it and so fast forward they get up to leave and I took a sneaky photo and I said if these are
your husbands like good job yeah one of them was AJ from the Baxter boys oh yep we're talking
used to be the bad boy yeah strap connoisseur not anymore leopard print fedora dad goals now
wow good job AJ I know he really cleaned it up it was a face yeah yeah I gotta go find
AJ. Yeah. So AJ is my
Kev-evee. I love it. Well, they
extended their residency in Vegas, so there's another
thing we should probably do. Oh.
I'm just making plans for us.
I know. WrestleMania? Backsy
voice in Vegas. A year of culture.
Right. Wow. I mean, yeah, I just
back in the day, if you told me
that I was going to go to WrestleMania and meet AJ on a
plane.
One could only dream.
Go ahead and make my funeral arrangement. I'm
done. Yep. Yep. Not going to top that.
And on a high note.
Yeah. Yeah. It was, it was. It was, it was. It was. It was, it
It was so funny because I didn't realize it until people were tweeting me.
They were like, oh, that's my husband.
And that was A.J. from the Backstreet Boys.
And I was like, oh, my God.
No, the other man's wife.
Oh, wow.
Yes, because he didn't know either the man sitting with him.
And so then A.J. tweets me.
I know. The story gets better.
And he was like, yes, thank you for the kind words.
That was me.
Like next time say, hello, I don't bite.
Like, oh, at least you were saying, I know.
At least you were saying nice things.
Our thing would probably be like, oh, my God, we said rude things about how sweet these old men were to each other.
I've only live tweeted shitty situations.
Me too.
That's me too.
I always, always, it's like my thing when I get on a plane, I'm like, great.
This motherfucker beside me is two and ice.
Like everything pisses me off on airplanes.
You just got a spy.
It's like, I can't watch Big Bang.
Yeah.
My TV won't work.
Big Bang?
Big Bang Theory or whatever.
Always on there.
One of my first tweets ever was there's something wrong with a big bang theory.
I keep not laughing at it.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
It's a smiler.
It's a smiler.
Yeah.
You know what?
That's right.
Unless you're my mother.
Then you lose your shit over every episode.
Yeah.
Grace Hell Biggs mom, sweetest lady in America.
She loves some bazzyga.
What's Bazing?
I don't even know.
It's the lead character sketch frame.
I had an ex-boyfriend that knew my mom liked that show
and where he worked there was just a Bazinga shirt laying around
and so he picked it up and brought it and gave it to her
and she like was near tears.
Wait, what is your mom's name?
Teresa.
Yeah, and actually I had this show on E for a second
and Jim Parsons was a guest on it and he,
I surprised her by it.
He was like so nice and he agreed to like FaceTime with her
and she like just got out of the shower
and she was like almost in tears being like,
She's like, she froze, didn't know what to say, and just started going, thank you for what you do for people.
Thank you for making people laugh.
And then she called me afterwards.
She's like, I had no idea what to say.
I didn't know what to say.
She panicked.
Total panic.
It was so sweet.
That is so cute.
It was really, really cute.
I feel like the big bang theory, like people that watch are very, like, committed and big fans.
And now I feel like I'm scared.
I'm like, oh gosh, I'm going to get like, I'm going to lose a bunch of listeners because I just said it's not funny.
If I could switch positions with anyone, it'd be Kaylee, quote, quote, quote.
Do you follow her on Instagram?
No, because she was on,
she was on, what was it, Kimmel or something.
I can't remember what show she was on.
She didn't like me on The Bachelor.
No.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Weird to have that insight.
Yeah.
Damn.
Which is, I mean.
I retract that.
Sentence I started.
I mean, I get it.
It's easy to not like some girls on The Bachelor,
but I was like, I'm not going to follow you anymore.
I get it.
I get it.
I hit that unfollow button, and she probably never knew I was there anyways.
I want to unfollow her five minutes.
million whatever she's like oh no i don't know katelyn bristow from the bachelor i'm calling me shoot
what was your show on eve i had um this kind of like variety talk show called the grace
hell big show uh and it was really fun we did it for a season there and it was great that's awesome
yeah it was super cool did it didn't require a lot of filming or was it kind of like it was it was really
segmented so and we would shoot one day with a guest or two guests i tried to make it this kind
of hybrid where i bring on my friends that worked in the digital space and then
We'd have, like, more traditional people and figure out ways where we could kind of, like, merge the two.
Like, for Jim Parsons' episode, for example, our friend Colleen, who does this character named Miranda Sings online.
She had, like, her Netflix show.
She's great.
And Jim just happened to, like, also love Miranda Sings.
Like, that's the only thing he knew on YouTube.
So we had her on that episode, and they, like, play the game together.
And it was, like, really, really fun.
It was kind of like this Peewee's Playhouse kind of thing.
Mamie was on it a bunch.
A lot.
We did a choreograph dance for Abby Lee Miller.
It was.
Yeah.
See, we were both huge dance moms fans, and she was coming on.
And so we just, like, totally...
We're like, we prepared a dance for you.
She had no idea that we are not dancers.
She thought we, like, legitimately prepared a dance.
Yeah, and, God...
Did you choreograph it yourself?
It was so stupid.
Like, we ended it by holding up wooden emojis in front of our face,
but one of them was the poop, and one of them was a cat or something.
And then we were like, which one would make it?
And she chose me, but I think I told you,
she pulled me to the side later, and she was like,
the other one's very skinny and pretty
but I think you're going to make it
I just get
she did not
and I was like oh thanks
yeah that day was like you're ugly kid
but she got jumps
that day was truly
like I didn't care if all the cameras
broke that day because that was just for us
like we just wanted to film with her so badly
yeah it was it was a pretty intense
but like amazing day
I grew up dancing
like that's what I did six days a week
Did you, T.O.?
Yeah.
Oh, so you were, yeah, you were a good one.
So she had a point.
He had some leverage.
Oh, yeah.
Check out this turnout, bitch.
Oh, my God, that's amazing.
What kind of dance did you do growing up?
Everything.
Ballet, jazz, tap, modern, hip-hop, everything.
The best.
Yeah, I loved it.
I miss it so much.
I love a competition.
Oh.
I was in Vegas a couple weeks ago.
Yeah.
And my boyfriend was working up there, and so I had, like, the whole, a couple days of just,
like, what am I going to do during the day?
And I went down to the lobby to get, like, a coffee, and I saw, like, total competition hair and makeup.
And I immediately googled Las Vegas cheerleading competition.
Yeah.
Oh, like February 2018.
And they were like.
And then you went watched.
Oh, I went by myself, sat in the audience, drank beer and wept.
Like the creepy pervert.
But I also, a couple years ago at Comic-Con and San Jose, I did the same thing.
I was like, I got to get away.
Like, I don't understand any of this nerd culture.
saw the hair followed a little girl two blocks
and was like yes I will be here at this dance competition by myself
I would do the same thing it's so fun yeah like when you have a history of doing it
you're like really proud of them yes that's okay I was like laughing really hard but I'm like
I would also do the exact same thing oh for sure and now I want to go find a like bun and fake
lashes and follow it everywhere you just follow it like a little guy I would cry too
oh I was like they are so confident never lose this
it was rough i got up close to take a pick but like you only go to the front
yeah your daughter's cheering like that one's mine in my head i was already like i'm one of their
aunts who lives in Vegas that's why they've never seen me before like uh i'm not a freak
you planned out your story yeah total alibi oh that's so funny wow that is a great story like
who's weird aunt love shocktop beer i'm crying yeah no you texted me like 11 a m you're like
I sniffed out the hairspray, I'm going to this dance competition.
I was like, Mamary's having the most Mamory weekend in Vegas right now.
It's living your life.
Oh, my gosh.
That is amazing.
What does your boyfriend do?
He's in...
He works on like a reality show.
Oh, okay.
So what was the whole Comic-Con thing?
Oh, no, that was just a different...
I was on a panel, but another time where I sat in an audience of a dance competition by myself
with a coffee cup of vodka soda.
It's not her first rode.
If there had been a rodeo, you would have driven up.
Yeah, big time.
What do you mean?
We've gone to the PBR bull riding competition.
Fun.
Yeah, we have an affinity for, like, spectacle in some sense.
And so in New York, there was this, like, PBR bull riding competition I think was, like, yearly.
Yeah, it would come around.
Like, Madison Square Garden.
Yeah, and tickets were, like, really cheap.
And the guy that was dating at the time, he found it, he found tickets for, like, five bucks.
And there was, like, a country, like, restaurant or, like,
southern food restaurant like a couple blocks away that's kind of like the most authentic you can
get at that like in that area as a southerner I shudder I know it's tough but it was the most fun
and they they don't do it anymore but they used to do the um sheep riding with the kids yeah it's
called something mutton busting mutton busting yeah that's what where they have it's basically like
the pallet cleanser in between like people riding these bulls all of a sudden all these kids
lock their arms and legs around sheep and they just say go and the sheep and the sheep
just go and there's sheep going back or it's his kids falling off and then there's a winner
and it's the most beautiful same sentiment I was so proud of the little boy that won and I don't
know him at all and he got off and he's like wearing a cowboy hat and his vest and he's walking like
it like old western cowboy and he just goes yeah ha I screamed it and I was like I was so happy for
you I'm happy for him and I don't know I don't know why it was so sweet yeah so we used to go
to that we love anything in an arena yeah basically
That's, you said you're from the south
Yeah, I'm from North Carolina
Oh, North Carolina, okay
Oh my gosh, I'm Charlotte
Oh, well, I'm from a town with one stoplight
Oh, Charlotte's like, the Mecca
I went, yeah, I'm only just trying to find common ground with you
I was like, I've been there
As a Canadian, I always feel so proud of places
I've been in the States
I'm from Canada
Yeah, I'm from, again, like a very small town
It's called La Duke, Alberta
And then when I was 19, I moved for dancing
to Vancouver
Vancouver's beautiful
It's like my favorite place
She lives there for a couple months
You did
I was shooting something there
for like two and a half months
And it was so I didn't get to see
As much of it as I wanted to
But what were you filming and where
I was shooting this series
That my friend Hannah and I did
Called Electrum and Diner Girl
And it still exists on like Amazon
I think it might be on Netflix
I don't know
But we were there for like two and a half months
And it was beautiful
We stayed at
There's one hotel
That like everyone stays at
when they're shooting. Opus. Is that it?
Was it the opus? When you walk
in, is there like a lounge to your right
and then straight ahead's the, and it's a tiny
little lounge? You mean like every hotel?
No, it's kind of
like, as I'm describing it, I'm like, I don't
know how you're picturing this
right now, but I'm like... I think it was kind of big
because half of it was like residences and half
of it was like hotel. Oh, the Fairmont.
Pacific Rim.
Something like that, because people used to call it
like the Fokmont or something like that.
Because that's where everyone goes and hooks up, and they were like,
Fairmont. Yeah. We're like, why were, why are you telling us this? They're calling the opus
the f***mont. Like, that's what's nickname. It doesn't really make sense. Like, it's for sure
the Fairmont. Yeah, it was one of those. And it was great for us, but everyone on our crew told us
that like two weeks in, we were like, don't tell us this. We don't need to know this. But it's
beautiful. It was so pretty there. Also, I'm going to turn this real dark for a second,
but that's where Corey Montieth died. Yeah, that's what they told us too. Yeah. Yeah. And
someone told me I was staying in that room once. I'm like, why would anyone tell me that?
Wait, as you were checking in?
Not something that worked there, like somebody that was, like, drunk in the lounge.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, they're like, oh, what were for you on?
They were with a mutual friend.
I wasn't just telling a random stranger what floor I was on.
So I don't know if they're trying to mess with me.
But, yeah, very.
Yeah, what a weird fact to throw out when you're, like, staying somewhere.
I know.
Also a weird fact to throw out when you're podcasting and laughing.
No, but the hotels got history.
We can bounce back.
It's what I'm getting at.
But I like Vancouver because it feels like, because Mamir and I,
living in New York City, like
how many, 10 years ago?
No, we say 10, but I realize
it's more like 12 or something.
Yeah, something crazy like that.
But Vancouver feels like...
12 is a lot crazier than 10.
It's nuts.
12 is almost a teenager.
It's 20% more.
But Vancouver feels like a much more manageable in New York.
Like, it's a city,
but then you can get outside of it really easily
and it's like just beautiful landscape
and everyone's super nice.
Like, that was the weirdest thing there.
Like, Hannah and I, because of YouTube,
didn't really get recognized that much in the States,
but there, for whatever reason, people, and it was so...
Canadians love their YouTubers, apparently.
Apparently, and it was so casual.
Every time someone did, they'd be like, oh, hey, Grace.
As if, like, I knew this person, I couldn't remember their name,
and I'd have this panic moment of like, hey!
And then they'd be like, no, I like your videos.
And I'd like, oh, okay.
And that would happen almost every single time.
They would say hi as if they were an old friend
that just caught you in the street.
I like hearing that.
Yeah, it was really sweet.
It was like off-putting at first
because I kept thinking that I was running into people.
I knew that.
I couldn't remember.
Also, just from living in New York,
I remember when we first moved out here,
just people being really nice,
just even like a waiter
and being like, are they fucking with them?
Right.
I know New York Hardens you so hard.
They're like, are they being sarcastic?
Yeah.
What do they want?
Yeah.
I went to Cafe Gratitude,
and I was like,
this whole thing is a hidden camera show.
Oh, that's a great idea, actually.
There's a restaurant in Vancouver
called the Elbow Room Cafe,
and they have asked,
asshole servers but oh on purpose yeah it's like dick's last resort right right oh is that so it's a thing
like people do this there's a chain restaurant called dick's last resort that the waiters are just
dicks to you yeah i did not know weird hat on you or something yeah like make fun of you they'll put
like they take paper and they they mold it to look like it's a big condom on your head yeah and i remember
i went on a field trip to boston when i was a senior in high school to like go to like walden's pond
and like see some shit
and for some reason
we convinced the teachers
to let us go to dicks
and like
no and it was a huge regret
because I was like
well this could get weird
I'm like sitting beside my
honors English teacher
who I love to death
with a condom head
a helium balloon
attached to my hair
that says
I quefe during sex
I'm just like
well let's talk about
this afternoon's activities
are you doing
Paul Revere's run
or
like why do we do this
Amazing.
There's no going back.
That is so random.
I thought this was just like a Vancouver thing.
Oh.
This is the nicest place ever.
Yeah, the guy told me I look like, he's like, you look like you got fucked last night.
And I was like, do you mean drunk?
He's like, no.
And you're like, is this a compliment?
Yeah.
Is this supposed to be mean?
Thank you, sir.
Thanks for noticing.
You a psychic?
Yeah, geez.
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The Vine with Caitlin Bristow.
Let's confess.
Okay.
Do you guys have confessions for me?
Oh.
Confessions.
I know.
Oh.
Well, we weren't prepped on this.
You didn't get the memo?
We weren't prepped on this.
I feel like your memo or my drunk.
Your confession is kind of, wait, what were we just talking about?
We were talking about being dicks before.
you said something and I was like wow
oh maybe the backstreet boys thing
I'm a cheerleader confession
yeah oh yes that's what it was
crying and drinking beer at a cheerling com fraternity and you're an aunt
that can be your confession thank you
I worked on it
tirelessly you're not off the hook
I'm like what's my confession
well you can think on it because let me just
I'll start by saying if you ever feel
bad or embarrassed which I don't think you guys get embarrassed easily
and I don't either
but if you do just go to my office
Vine podcast Instagram page
and under the poop emoji picture
people were confessing to me
and I'm like you guys know this is now on the
internet like but
Grace is she ends every podcast by
saying give me three words
of a time you've shit your pants
the closest pastitting story that is
90% of that's why I did a poop emoji
because that's usually what people confess to me in our poop
stories yeah yeah it's I mean
it's the one thing I think that binds all of us is that we've
either had that experience or a close call
that is memorable that is
like the most extreme panic moment of your life.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
So is that what you're getting at your poop story?
No.
I mean, yeah.
My poop story has always been like the three words I use my podcast are college jogging front lawn.
But I do remember one that happened in, um, in New York when I live there.
Oh my God.
We're getting new shit stories.
I think I might have said this on a podcast before, but it was, um, they, yeah.
She's created the jingle for it.
there was my
my bathroom
like the ceiling
started to cave in
and I'm the kind of person
that like I ignore it
until it's completely broken
and then resting on your head
I was in the shower
and the whole thing fell down
and I was like
well I guess I probably do something about this
yeah and I had to call my landlord
and finally they took forever
but they sent a repair man
to come and fix it
and so I'm the kind of person
that I never want to be in a hotel room
when they're like cleaning
I never want to be around
like when someone's working on stuff
so I was like
I'm going to head out and as soon as I walked out of my apartment I literally was like
oh my god I have to use bathroom and I went back up to my apartment thinking like maybe if I'm
there he'll like go faster or whatever this man was taking his sweet time and I was like sitting
on my bed being like literally sweating this is going to be so bad and I'm like you can control
your body if you think hard enough and then the mind is a powerful place it literally was like 20
minutes of being like, what do I do? What do I'm going to have to move apartments and never
talk to anyone ever again? And then I finally went in. I was like, hey, can I use the bathroom
real quick? And he was like, yeah, sure. And my apartment was really small. So it was not a great
experience. And then I immediately like left, like, washed my hands. I was like, thanks, bye.
And then like ran out the door. I don't even think I took my jacket. I didn't take anything.
I was just like, just take what you need. And then just sat in the park across from my apartment.
It was like, don't ever, like, you have to wait now hours to make sure he's gone.
There can't be any chance that you go back and he's still there.
It was, like, the most embarrassing thing.
And I was like, I hope I never run into that man again ever in my life.
Pretty safe.
Yeah.
I think you're pretty safe.
Yeah.
I mean, it'd be weird.
But you know what?
Look at things that happen to us.
I feel like you're going to run into him again.
Well, I feel like, 20 years later.
I feel like every Thanksgiving, they're like, tell us the story of when Grace Helbing took a huge shit.
And then ran away.
And then ran like the Kool-Aid man's your room for front door.
See, to fix your door.
And I wouldn't know if I ever ran into that man
because I never made eye contact with him the whole time that he was there.
Well, then that's great.
You won't even know if you do run into him.
I probably run into him ten thousand times.
You could be dating him.
You know, I was thinking that when we're like, you know,
things keep coming full sort of like, matchy boys.
Yeah, that's going to be your husband.
That was my meat cute.
Oh, my God.
He's going to show up to your apartment and be like,
I've been here before, but now I'm a huge proponent of poopery.
The first time he sees you poop sweat, he's like, there she is.
That glistened.
I've been talking about this mystery woman.
Yeah, it was on misconnections for years after.
Oh, man.
Me, repair men.
You.
You, shit, your brains out.
Yeah, it already looked like a curious, like a weird bathroom anyway.
It was just a giant hole over the shower.
He just made it weird.
Plus, I had, like, a camera set up because I vlogged from my apartment.
You're in your bathroom?
No, just in my, like, studio apartment.
There's just, like, a camera on a tripod that was always set up because I would make videos five days a week.
Which I, it took me so long to realize in hindsight that that's the creepiest thing.
That's weird to other people.
And I, like, didn't have a couch or anything.
I had, like, a futon in one room, but then my bed, like, right next to it.
So it looks like I was making porn in my studio.
So, yeah.
So many things you're saying are bringing up confess.
for me that I didn't even have planned or written out.
Oh, yeah. Go for it.
For example.
I'm having a splash.
Please. Oh, my gosh. Fill her up.
Yeah. Let's not have another explosion.
I mean, I'm OJ. It's a volcanic.
Do you want to take a new glass?
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Get a new glass. And then you might just have to keep having an explosion.
So, okay, so Sean, my fiancé, makes fitness videos and does things.
And anyways, we had a camera set up in our bathroom because we had to do.
Like a face wash routine?
No, this was for KY jelly.
Oh, my God.
I follow you on Instagram and I saw it.
And I literally texted my digital manager, Hanata, and was like,
Caitlin's doing KY.
This is on brand for me.
How do I get a KY deal?
You guys are crushing it.
So you've been the vision board for Mamrie's brand deals.
KY.
There we are.
KY.
That's so funny because we felt like it was on brand for us too because we're like
we also did a ready whip commercial
where we're like, oh, so do you
want to? No, it takes too much work.
And then we were like doing a ready whip.
Anyways, so we had a camera set up in the bathroom
because we just had to pretend we were like brushing our teeth in the morning,
like good morning, good morning.
We just had sex.
And the KY was just like strategically placed
like in between us, you know.
And so then our cleaning lady came
and there was a camera set up in the bathroom in KY jelly.
Oh my God.
And I was like, oh sweet mother of God,
I ended up explaining it, but I was like
we're sponsored by K-Y
Just look at my Instagram
I swear
And if people get mad at that
I'm like
We are literally getting paid
Do you have great sex
Mubricated sex
Oh my God
I that almost happened to me
In a different way
A couple months ago
Because Grace and I did a video
Where we like bedazzled
And decorated dildos
Oh right
But they were like massive dildos
And comically large
Like yes
Exactly right
I'm trying to stick them to our head
It was a whole thing
But the one that Grace made
had all these like toothpick American flag
stuck in it. Yeah. And I left
it on my counter. So I'm like, that's a perfectly good
deal.
Wait a second. And I like
was leaving for a week and my sweet old
lady dog sitter was going to come over. And I
remember driving, like, driving
and turning around to me. Like, there's a dildo
on my counter. There's an American, there's a patriotic
dildo on my counter. Patriotic
deltrial. It's planning in and clearing it like right
before she got there.
But part of me, which is that you didn't.
She would have loved it.
She would have never told you that she saw it.
It would have been this silent weirdness
between you guys for the rest of your lives.
You would have probably brought it up, though.
And my other one was that I've never admitted this to anyone.
Still to this day, I say that a hair clip fell down my toilet
and that's what plugged it.
I'm telling you guys, it was not a haircut.
I'm like, this is my chance to get it off my chance.
Oh, my God, you're going to feel so much lighter after that.
You look taller.
I just took a deep breath.
I was like,
That's what peace feels like
Oh my gosh
Thank you guys for bringing this out
So I clogged the toilet
And I went to work
And didn't realize that
It was clogged and then
The water started rising
So I didn't know
Oh my God
And so I go to work and around
I worked at a restaurant at the time
So around 2 in the morning
I got a phone call from my building manager
And I'm like hello
And he goes oh Kailin I'm just so glad you're okay
And I was like what?
And he's like we thought
we thought you committed suicide oh my god like in the tub because i had just bought a brand new red dark red bath mat
oh and it had bled into the apartment below me down the wall holy shit oh my god can you imagine
being in the apartment below and then all of a sudden seeing just red water yes oh my god yeah
that is an amazing story isn't that wild this whoa that's crazy and so i ended up having to pay so much money too
for like fixing the apartment below me the water damage and for my apartment and oh my gosh but
yeah there's the fucking red wedding in 2B or whatever Jesus God 3 10 yeah yeah it like it had
dripped all like red dye down their walls oh my god mm-hmm that's mixed with poop yeah I mean
the combination yeah she shit her pants as soon as she did the yeah everyone I might have
even talked about this maybe I don't think I did but I definitely said it was a hair clip
And I'm just gumming clean
And it was not in our club
I feel really good
Yeah that's a true confession
Oh it hurts
That was and I didn't know what I was going to say
So I took a confession from a listener
Which I'll still tell you because it's pretty fucked up
Oh yeah let's hear it
So I promised a bottle of wine
To whoever confessed a good confession to me
And I'm announcing the winner okay
So this one is simple gross
Close to unforgivable
Okay
Okay
She was out drunk for the night
and she was in her 20s, which I'm like, that doesn't matter.
Even if you're in your 30s, this is not okay.
Even if you're in, you're like, yeah.
So she, yeah, quit Reagan.
I can't get it, you're 20.
So Insta KDG is her name, and I'm very proud of her for letting me say her name for this.
Okay.
Got so drunk, she made out and hooked up with her cab driver.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
This is landing with you.
I mean, I've had some cute Uber driver.
Oh.
Right.
Yeah.
cute i've never had a like hot cab driver no yeah yeah i don't know if i don't know if i
don't know if i're different take and it's always weird when you're like they're driving so
they're definitely sober right right that takes a bold move to initiate a sexual vibe between
that plated glass unless you just go i've gone straight to sit in the front seat before you have
just drunk me and like i sit up here i didn't see i know but then it's like just casual
conversation then i get out and then i sober up a little bit and i'm like that was weird
of me to do.
I have done that in New York where I've gone
just like so drunk oblivious
calling a cab and just jump in the front seat
like it's a friend's car. The fact that you're alive.
Yeah. I know.
I mean, that aside, the fact
that I'm alive is bonkers. You have to crawl into the back
to swipe your car. I forgot about it by my right.
Yeah, literally.
Oh my God. But I've never hooked up
with a cab driver. Does she go into any detail?
I wish she did. She's pregnant.
Did she still tip?
All questions I should have asked.
Okay, well, we can ask her.
Insta Katie G, let us know.
How well did you tip them?
And what was your other question?
Oh, did you sit in the front seat?
How far did they go?
How far did you go?
Yeah.
Give us the details.
Wow.
Do you keep in touch?
Yeah, he knows where you live if you were going to ride home.
Right.
Yikes.
Unless he's a prince.
Who knows?
Unless he's a prince?
Like a wonderful man.
And she met like her prince.
I thought you meant, like, coming to America.
Casey's the prince who had to get a job as a cab driver.
What if he was undercover bossing his cab company,
and he actually owns the whole company.
Just going to put that out there.
Well, let's see.
J-Lowell will star is this chick.
Just optimistically speaking.
Oh, that's good.
But I was like, wow.
Grace goes, he's a prince.
I go, he could murder her.
He knows where she lives.
Two sides are the same point.
I like your different outtakes on this story.
Okay, so you guys met in New York.
Yes.
Yeah.
And how did you decide to come together and start doing what you do?
Tell us what you're doing.
Oh, man.
We've been, well, we met, like we said, like 12-ish years ago on a comedy, a sketch comedy team that was set up by the comedy theater that both of us were kind of like dabbling in at the time.
Yeah.
And then I started making YouTube videos, so I worked from home, and Mamary was a bartender.
And so we both had very similar schedules in that we didn't really have.
And we lived in the same neighborhood.
which is rare in New York.
Which one?
We lived in like Park Slope of Brooklyn.
I just acted like I would know.
I was like, which one?
I lived there for two months and I only saw like two streets.
Is it the one by the Sparrow?
That one.
Fun.
Yeah, and so we would just get like Bloody Mary's on like Tuesday afternoon and hang out.
They're the best.
I should have done that.
That's a whole production, but I should have done that this morning.
I'm sorry.
They're the best.
No, and then we, Mamary was getting into making YouTube videos too,
so we started shooting them, like, in my apartment.
Yeah, I was like, I bartend.
I have an idea for a show where I make drinks, like,
intercut with really stupid jokes.
Yeah.
And so, yeah, she, like, was my producer, director, editor for several years.
Yeah, and she would leave the booze at my house.
That was her payment.
It was a great company.
She had so many types of schnappes she didn't need.
Well, more than one type of schnapps is too much.
Yeah.
I know.
All you need is peach.
Yeah, exactly.
And then we started writing some of,
like pilots together and then when we moved we started making movies together and we've done
two films now that Mamie's written. Cool. Yeah, called Camp Dakota and Dirty 30. And then this
past year we started developing like a YouTube series together. That's kind of like, it's what we're
doing now that's actually today on the day we're recording this is the debut day of it.
Amazing. Grace and I did a tour. We do tours occasionally called This Might Get Weird y'all. And so, yeah,
so the name of the show we're doing now is called This Might Get Weird.
And then every day we'll be like, this might get embarrassing.
This might get itchy.
You're really leaving it open.
And that's genius.
Thank you.
Yeah, that's smart.
Yeah, it's been something that we wanted to do for a while.
We're like, there's no younger like Kathy and Hoda situation that's happening on YouTube especially.
And so we wanted to feel like this comedy variety, but mostly like like this and it's casual and conversational and you feel like you're hanging out with us when we're relatable.
Exactly.
And also like we're just our twist on things.
that like we literally try to learn
how to fly a drone but we don't really learn
instead we just get it to drop a Dorito
in memory's mouth. It was my finest moment
it was like drones do incredible things
I only want it to deliver me Doritos
and you did and you made it happen
it was exhausting it was a true story of triumph
yeah you don't know how much
a drone will fuck up your bangs
yeah until you watch it
until you're looking in the face of it
you read about it until it actually happens
yeah we're just looking for excuses to like
hang out with each other professionally yeah that's so great because you guys are so funny together
but like you're i don't know how to explain it you have good chemistry and you're both so funny
in your own ways thanks and coming together it's like a very i loved watching you when i was looking
up your youtube stuff i was like they are so funny thanks yeah that's what we wanted we wanted to make
anything that we do or right or whatever we want it to be something that we would if we weren't
involved want to watch or want to read or any of that um i'm motivated
by jealousy at all times
so I'm like what can we do
that if I wasn't a part of I'd be
jealous of right that's a great way
to twist jealousy
yeah try to be like a positive on
positive jealousy
use it as fuel rather than like yeah
I said the other day and I think this is like my new
mantra I was like I want to be my own vision
board
ooh there you know
I want to cut and paste my side and I write that down
that's good
yeah so it's fun and now the show's going to be
Monday through Friday, five days a week
on the This Might Get YouTube channel
and it's going to be really fun.
It's also nice because we are
our own bosses in a lot of ways and like
we create our own schedules so you have to be really
self-motivated when you make YouTube videos
and now this is slightly... It's a commitment.
Yeah, this is definitely more regimented
and there's more people involved and so it feels
nice to have something to work on.
But we're not the editors, lighters.
You know, like it's like, oh, this will actually sound good
that we're not trying to mic ourselves.
Right. Because we're not pros in the technical
side of making YouTube videos by any means and so they have people that are people now is so nice
wow we're pumped you guys have people we got people that's cool I'm excited for you guys that sounds
awesome and that's a great idea too yeah it should be really fun and it's just stuff that we don't we couldn't
like produce on our own that we get to produce in this kind of thing of house so we want to make sure
it's like still us but different enough to where it's not like oh I'd rather do that on my own
channel you know like make sure it's kind of unique and not feels like a just a different title
when you guys do drink in this stuff like when you were doing like a sin the bottle
amazing so funny you guys actually drink yeah oh yeah okay yeah before during and after
yeah normally when we get together we have like a couple vodka sodas and then film because
we're like well let's just catch up yeah let's catch up right we got to do a video yeah i'm always on
my a game i always say two whiskeys and a nap oh there you go a nap first then two whiskey
And then I'm like, I'm on my A game.
I'm set.
It's a little drunk baby.
I don't know why I made my podcast about wine now that I think of that.
Yeah, what's your go-to? Is whiskey your go-to drink?
No, wine is 100%. But, however, I am on my A-game when I drink whiskey.
Yeah. I mean, it's an upper.
Like, I have certain things I drink.
You know, like, if I'm going to do a show, I want, like, tequila.
Oh, yeah. Tequila. I love tequila.
Are you a red wine or a white wine?
I don't discriminate.
Good for you.
I like it all.
Rose, red, white, shitty red, shitty red, shitty white.
Sparkling rosé.
Oh, stop flirting with me.
That's, yeah.
All right, put her down for a nap.
Put her down.
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i keep hearing about um clodorus oh we do these characters that are our ants characters somebody told
me to ask you guys us because we have alter egos and so they want to oh they're not necessarily
our alter ego we pretend they're our ants oh yeah and they both have like statin island long island
accents for whatever reason.
I suck at accents. Are you guys good at accents? No, but
like we were like, oh, let's do an older
person and our older person immediately
becomes like, what are you talking about? Oh my
God. Yeah, it just becomes literally
like Jersey Shore characters. Yeah.
And it's, they're fun because they're stupid.
They're really, really dumb. And it is a fun, like,
vehicle to be able to like make fun of things that as ourselves
we should be making... I didn't do that.
My aunt Clodorus Trembles.
Yeah, that's her aunt. Clodorus Trembles.
And hers is Marys.
Margaret Cho, no relation to the comedian.
Yeah.
It's a family name.
It's your aunt.
Yeah.
And they're librarians and their perves and they're very single.
And they just don't know how the internet works.
So it gets to be like it's a piece of us because we feel like we kind of now are older in this internet culture world.
And so we don't genuinely know a lot about what's going on.
So it gives us a chance to like comment on it.
But from like the lens of these two bumbling idiots that do not know at all.
Our inner selves are old people who do.
don't get what's cool.
So we just filmed videos where we're like,
we took over their YouTube channel.
We figured out that password.
Too many 69s in that.
Yeah.
So it's just, yeah, being bumbling idiots.
That's awesome.
That's funny.
But with wigs.
Yeah.
Oh, you've got whole like,
oh.
We have very, very not attractive wigs.
Well, yeah, they can't be attractive.
No.
My aunt wears glasses with eyebrows,
glued onto them.
It's the whole thing.
Yeah, I got to look that one out.
But wait, what are your alter egos?
So, we're Rick and Donna, and we do face swaps.
Oh, I love it.
And so Sean becomes Donna, who doesn't talk.
She suffered from, like, a really unfortunate, like, laryngitis that, like, incident that it never came back.
And Rick loves a good garage sale.
He likes, like, light beer, but he can only drink one.
He tries to, like, be one of the boys, but he just doesn't get it.
I have to show you.
Oh, please.
That literally sounds like my stepdad.
It is.
Is his name Rick?
Close.
Oh, Rick should definitely be a stepdad to somebody.
Rick is the most stepdad name of all.
Yeah, isn't it?
Rick is your name that you use when you...
When I talk about, like, whenever I reference the former lover, I'm like, fucking Rick.
And Rick isn't sure how he feels about Donna, but they're married.
So he, like, loves her, but he doesn't really.
Right.
He has a voice.
And at the end of all of his sentences, he goes, Rick.
so you're concerned on the concept here oh my god
oh my god oh my god oh look one woman only i love it
i love it because donna with the facewop is like such a
precious like short-haired woman see i think she looks like an unfortunate
nicholas cage oh i think you're just like moms got the gel out yeah
There was an onion article that said, like, mom debuts most androgynous haircut yet, and it made me laugh so.
Oh, my gosh.
Articles have the funniest stories in them.
I love it.
Like, just the way, this was like on no one checks this website that I was on, but someone took a picture of me in Hawaii, and they put it up and they're like, she looks confused by a table.
And I was like, what?
A strange sentence.
Yeah.
And also.
The periodic table.
Let her be confused if she wants to.
Yeah.
I was actually just squinting at the sun
It was weird
Let me just show you one more
Because they're just
They're incredible
FaceWop is one of the most
horrific experiences ever
Even when you do it with your girlfriends
You're just like
How does my face look like so bad
It only looks good on Rick and Donna
He's playing a recorder
Oh my God
But it's my whistle
Oh my god
Reet
And Sean usually has a tough time
not laughing but oh man people will show up we did a events where we would go around doing workouts
people would show up with rick and donna blown up photos on popsicle sticks that's amazing it's
become a thing like people i have so many rick and donna wine glasses like oh it's hilarious yeah
rick and donna merch yeah coming coming soon together face swaps together right i actually people
demanded the face swap so badly that snapchat actually only gave me the face swap back for a while
and nobody else because the people were like we need rick and donna
Damn.
We tried to say they broke up and people went nuts.
They were like, we don't believe it.
They were not having it.
They were not having it.
So, yeah, no.
That's amazing.
I want to do a video with you guys at some point.
Yeah, that'd be like a mock of The Bachelor, like, like, unedited and where I'm like, I actually don't remember this guy's name.
And having to go through, they give you like a key chain of photos.
And that's how you can, like, remember who they are.
Oh, I love this inside of, because Grace just got into it this season.
I've been a watcher for 10 years.
Like, May, I got into the last half of the last Bachelorette and then watched Bachelor in Paradise and then have been watching this current season.
But I always wondered how you could keep up with the name.
I just assumed that you had an earpiece that a producer was on the side, like telling you their name right before they walk up.
That would actually, I've also just watched.
Come on.
I also just watch 2018.
Get on airpiece.
I watch Unreal, too.
So it blurs the line of like, I don't know what is true.
I still don't either.
Yeah.
I still don't either.
And I was behind all of the scenes.
And I'm still like, is unreal accurate?
I'm not sure.
But that's, so it's like an editing thing where we'll stand there say the names.
Yeah.
But I'll only remember like three at a time.
Plus you're wasted at that point.
It's like 8 in the morning.
And so you'll go and say three names.
And then you leave the room.
You go, excuse me for a second.
And then you leave.
And you go back and you like look through the key chain.
And then you're like, oh, yeah, I liked that guy.
Okay, I'm going to send that guy home.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
And then you go back.
And then you're like, shit, who is that guy?
And then you say his name and he comes forward and you're like, oh, right, yeah.
Like, it's so crazy.
Yeah.
I mean, I was like, I would have had written down my arm.
Yeah.
I would never know.
People thought maybe they were on the roses.
Yes.
Yeah.
I would be like, they have to.
It's funny.
Make them wear name tags.
And I'd be like, they have to wear name tags because I will never know.
We're actually doing that on our show.
We want all of our guests to come on wearing name tags.
Because one, we think it's funny.
But two, like, we genuinely will black out in the middle of an interview in
forget someone's name that we're talking to.
And we're like, hey, buddy, what do you think?
Yeah, maybe he's great at recovering and making it a joke, but I'm like, what if we just
install the name tag rule from the start?
Rick wears name tags.
There you go.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's helpful.
Weak.
Rick.
You'll come on as Rick.
Yeah.
Like, follow them on Instagram.
The Ants will interview Rick and Donna.
It'll be a mashup.
And people, like, who don't know any of us who stumble on it will be like, what the
fuck was matched?
Yeah.
Because our whole MO, when we make ants videos, is trying to.
to make each other laugh and so we can't get through a whole video and like usually in the
editing you see us laughing because it's like us it's completely unscripted so someone will say
something and it just totally catches us off guard and it's like the most fun but i was going to
ask what's your preferred social media platform oh gosh if you asked me a few months ago i would
have said snapchat but the upgrade i piece out i can't figure it out the upgrades killing me
Kylie Jenner really blew it for Snapchat.
Yeah, she said bye.
She said bye?
Yeah, she's like, I can't figure this out.
I don't want to deal with it.
And then they drop like $1.6 billion.
Wow.
I only check Snapchat for Chrissy Teigen.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
She cooks so much, and you know I love a cooking video.
Yeah, that's true.
She does cook and it's incredible stuff.
But she's like the only one who I follow, because my friends, you know, we all do everything.
And I'm like hers, she does stuff specifically for Snapchat.
Yeah.
That doesn't go on Instagram story.
for that.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I try and separate mine.
I try and not do anything on Snapchat that I do on Instagram story.
But I still love Snapchat.
I still have like a soft spot for Snapchat just because it's like, it's where I blew my whole season of the Bachelorette, okay?
I accidentally spilled the whole secret in the middle of the season and Snapchat of myself in bed with Sean.
And people hated me.
I got death threats.
Oh, the whole.
Wow.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
Oh, yeah.
So.
Could you not imagine being a human who's like, I'm going to kill you because you ruined this?
For me.
You ruined it for me.
It's my life that's affected.
Yes.
Bachelor fans, I'm telling you.
Wow.
They mean it.
They mean it.
I'm scared.
Anyway, so I would say, to answer your question, I'm going to say Snapchat still like a little bit, but I do hate the upgrade.
I hate it.
Okay.
But if the upgrade didn't happen, it would definitely be Snapchat.
Yeah.
No, that makes sense.
I'm trying to every day convince myself to get back into using Snapchat just because I'm, like,
I kind of figure this out.
It used to be simple and fun.
Yeah.
Instagram story killed it.
I know.
And I'm an Instagram girl, y'all.
I get it.
I love Instagram.
Love it.
But I just love the, like, Snapchat.
You can be, like, just, like, doing whatever in Snapchat, funny shit.
The Snapchat has way more face filters.
Yeah.
That are more fun.
Yeah.
But if they fix their font game, I love the new fonts and Instagram story.
Yes.
Me too.
Yeah.
Those are pretty.
Beautiful.
The one that looks like a neon sign.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
We literally just turned into 60-year-old women.
We became like, what is the nail on sign?
We just became that SNL sketch delicious dish, but just about platforms.
Oh, the new font on Instagram.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
The cursive.
Who does that skit on SNL?
That was Molly Shannon, Alec Baldwin, and Aga Gaston.
Oh, was it the sweaty balls?
Yeah, yeah, love sweaty balls.
I thought that's what you're talking about, but I was like,
just remember sweaty balls um okay so i'm gonna get to questions i had so many other things to
first of all i just need to ask you this let me go back in my notes because i have to ask you if you know
the game there's some like YouTubers about puns um shit where is it oh oh um ponderdom
no there i know there was a live show in brooklyn called ponderdom is there something on
youtube yeah i don't know i have not done it it's they just give you two words and you have to like
make puns about it.
Okay, like here was an example.
I don't think it'd be fair if I want.
Because you'd be so good.
Yeah, that's like Tyson rolling up
to like featherweight.
There's also like a very like
inner conflict between
our good friend Hannah Hart
who also makes puns.
She always gets upset at Mamary.
They have varying degrees
of what they believe a pun is.
Well, she'll be like, you just rhymed.
That's not a pun.
And I'm like, still fun.
Oh, that's a pun.
And then you win.
Don't be a punist.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can't.
You're not a linguist.
We get drunk on the internet.
Oh, my God.
Okay, so I want to see if you guys can do one for this.
Oh, wow.
You take two cards.
They have a word on each, and you make...
I'll give you an example, okay.
So one card says furniture, the other card says exercise.
So the guy said, oh, I never make it to the gym.
I'm more of a lazy boy.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay, I like it.
It's hard.
That is hard.
hard yeah it's a tough game okay so school supplies oh my god and working in a restaurant oh god um
working in a restaurant and school supplies or just restaurant school supplies restaurant so a word from a
restaurant vibe and a word oh um i would say like um good i'd be like um i'm going to have lunch i might have
lunch with Sean Booth
I'll pencil him
in there you go
that's her fiance
there you go
that's good
many layers
there was two
you did booth
and pencil him in at lunch
at lunch wow
yeah
save the receipt
oh I should have said I'll have to check
oh that's okay
we gotta move on because I'll be here for
Eight days later, I'll be like, hand dogs.
No, so wake up in the middle of the night.
Ten more puns.
Okay, so you guys would enjoy that game.
I love it.
There you go.
It's just a fun amount of stress.
I just sweat just enough that I'm skipping the gym that I was going to skip anyway.
You're more of a lazy boy.
Good one, Caitlin.
Get it.
Oh, God.
Okay.
I'm going to ask you some questions from listeners.
Oh, cool.
So, Kalina.
wants to know, what is your go-to drink at the bar besides wine?
Tequila?
I do mescal rocks.
Oh.
Mezcal rocks with a couple lemons.
Okay.
And I'm boring.
I just do vodka sodas.
Those are I go-to because it's just like such a non-hangover drink for me.
I can't do vodka sodas.
It is.
But I like a good flavor vodka is good.
I don't do it anymore only because it's like...
Too easy to drink.
Well, too easy, but also doesn't taste like alcohol.
And so when I'm drinking them, I'm aware that I'm solely drinking to get drunk.
as opposed to when I can taste it
I'm like and I'm tasting stuff
You know what I mean with that just feels like
Let's get drunk right now
Yeah
I agree with that
Because in my
You know in my 20s
Yeah
I would drink vodka
And it would really mess me up
Like people would be like
Don't do vodka tonight
Because I would get mean
I get blackout
Oh yeah
See I can't
If I'm like
The kind of thing in our friend group
It's like if I keep coming back
With tequila shots for everyone
That's when I need to go home
Let's wrap it up
Yeah
If I'm like, shots for everyone, the party will never die ever.
And then it's like, go home now.
Save yourself now.
You know, vodka soda feels like eating something just for sustenance.
You know what I mean?
Where I'm just like, no, I like to taste my food.
I'm not going to do soil.
It feels like the soylent.
I was a big, and I've gotten back to it a little bit of, like, dirty gin martinis.
Love that.
You used a fucking crush martini.
I know.
And I like dirty vodka martinis because it does make you, like, sip and, like, slower.
Yeah.
Or else you're going to wake up
like a goddamn Macy's Day parade float the next day
just being like so much salt
Yes, all of it
All of it
I did a pickle martini last week
And I was like, oh this brings me back
I thought it was so late
What'd you say? I said all of it
Oh yes
I tried
You nailed it
Your pronunciation is just too pure
My delivery sucked it
You weren't ready
No I was like her accent
Man
Mine
The Canadian
That was just a Canadian
where she has all of it.
Fair enough.
Sorry.
Tushay.
Our listening skills are the Pits.
Get her out of here.
Get her out of here.
My delivery skills are.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah, she'll be here doing this.
You opened up the Pondor and now it's not going to stop.
I'm so mad at myself that I didn't just pick up on that quicker.
Pits.
I get it.
Next question.
Danielle Hernandez asked if they were to land any movie or TV show.
What genre would you want it to be in?
Ooh.
I mean, definitely comedy.
I don't think I'd wanted to be, like, sitcom comedy.
I think I wanted to be, like, single camera a little bit, like, 30 Rock-ish is, like, kind of fun, but also mixed with, like, a little bit of girls.
Like, something that feels a little bit more real, but it's also, like, silly.
Yeah, I haven't watched that.
So good.
I have to see it.
But something, like, Broad City, even, that's, like, that's just kind of silly.
Yeah.
That's good.
I like that answer.
Down the road, I'd like to do something super serious.
Yeah.
And I hate horror movies.
Oh, yeah.
We talked about this before.
I think I'd be good in one.
Oh, you know what I mean?
Because you wouldn't be acting.
You'd be genuinely.
I'd be genuinely terrified.
Talk about shit your pants.
I need to come out of the good poop pants for me.
The pants budget would have to be large.
Right.
Okay.
Rachel Lee, how would you lock down the first impression rows if you're on The Bachelor?
Oh, good Lord a mercy.
you would dance
I don't know
I think I'd be
You show me your turn out
No we've talked about this before
Just in first position
Hopping like a goddamn penguin
We talked about this before
Because there was a small moment in time
Where Mabre and I were asked to be on the amazing race
Yeah
And we had like a 24 hour window
And they were like tell you have cells tomorrow
Yeah it's a choose
And we were like we're never
Neither one of us can drive stick
So one that was like our first like
We're out
We're never gonna win
Yeah
And this was like way before they like
Have upgraded rules and stuff
So we were like
Do we go on with the goal
of trying to be America's
sweethearts
and just when they say
go, everyone runs
and we just walk towards the bar
we're like we're going to go
get some drinks.
We know we're going to be out.
We know that there's a hotel
in like Thailand
that you put all the losers up in
but we're going to go like write a movie
and chill back.
Yeah.
So I took this for the vacay.
I think my,
uh,
I would just walk straight.
I would shake hands say hi
my name is Grace.
Nice to meet you.
I'll be at the bar.
Yeah.
That's good.
Now do we think this would bring out the claws
or people would be into it?
If I came
with like yellow roses
which is a sign of friendship
for all the other contestants
and I was like nice to meet you and I'm like
girls let's have fun
I think that would land
you should come in with a rose for me tonight
let's be cool you should come in with orange
that nobody steal that nobody steal that
you're like I will be on the bachelor one day
don't steal my dad
don't steal my dad I would yeah
that'd be great I would really love that
if somebody could I'd be like this girl
I'm sure he's cool we'll figure it out
I hope that you have different props every episode.
Different gifts that you're giving out.
It's like, Mamary's really trying.
A best friend necklace in like 27 years.
Patriotic.
Patriotic dildos.
Very tiny.
Yeah, when Mamary is not allowed to be on her phone or watch TV,
she's just like crafting us shit every day.
Just ironing on letters all day.
It's the dance mom in you like be jewelling costumes.
Guys, I've created a dance in honor of our friendship.
Interpretive
He was completely ignore the bachelor the whole time
I'll get to you
Which would get you the first impression rose
Because he'd be like this chick
I am intrigued
And then you're talking about to be like
I'm actually here to make friends
First person read out in TV history
Home night one but with a really good podcast
Here to make friends
I think that actually is a podcast
Really? That's perfect thing
Oh, that's good.
Okay.
Carolyn Burt, what's your favorite catchphrase to come from...
Oh, no.
That one.
Carolyn Burt, step it up.
It was my fault.
I put that question right under another Bachelor question,
and there's too many Bachelor questions in a row.
For two people who weren't on The Bachelor.
Okay, anyways.
Emma West is Best, is her Twitter name.
She wants to know if you guys sleep with your closet doors.
open or closed.
Gotta be closed.
Oh, I sleep with mine open because my dog's bed
is in my closet because she likes
I call that Goose's room.
She doesn't come out yet.
She doesn't come out.
She's in there every night.
It's not my job to push her out.
It's got to be on her own time.
Just be supportive.
No, she likes being in like a little enclosed space.
I just call it Goose's room.
So that's, yeah.
What kind of dog?
A monster.
She is.
No, she's really sweet to me.
She's so cute.
Behavioral issues.
But she looks like a little boxer,
but she's squatty like an English bulldog.
She looks like the dog from Duck Hunt.
Yeah, she really, really does.
She looks like the dog, she looks like the dog emoji that's on everyone's phone.
It's really weird.
She's super cute, but she's, like, very aggressive.
Okay.
So she protects my house.
Yeah, that's all you need.
Yeah, right?
You're trying to go to Westminster.
I do.
I immediately just thought of Kevin McAllister going, this is my house.
I have to protect it.
Oh, exactly.
That's goose.
But wait, you sleep with their closet clothes?
Yeah, I don't like it.
Like, even in a hotel.
D thing?
No, no, no, like, I don't know.
Well, see, I only have...
I'm looking at me.
It's unknown.
But see, I have a sliding door that, like, goes in, so it doesn't seem like there's a
door open.
So I think that's why it doesn't buy it.
But in hotel rooms, yeah, I close all of the doors and windows.
I'm like, you trying to watch me sleep?
Mm-mm.
No way.
FBI guy that lives in my computer.
You're going to crack the door after I fall asleep.
I'm still scared of the dark as an adult.
Yeah.
I check every shower and every hotel to make sure there's not someone in there.
Closets, showers and everything.
Yeah, me too.
Me too. Okay, I like this question.
Brittany Bay wants to know if you had to choose one alcoholic beverage to drink, one meal
to eat, and one piece of clothing to wear for the rest of your life, what would they be in by?
Wow.
So alcoholic beverage, food, and piece of clothing.
Yeah.
I think my piece of clothing would be like a jumpsuit.
Yeah, like a onesie?
Yeah, we both have these like top gun onesies, but I also have this like janitor one that's just plain.
It's like a Carhart's kind of thing.
I have a red, white, and blue one.
Yeah, there you go.
And like one of those I think would just.
just be the most comfortable thing to wear.
Plus, if you pick it one thing, you can't pick just pants.
I would do the same.
I would do a onesie.
Food, I would probably do, oh, man.
What would I do food?
Like a pasta?
Yeah, I was going to say like a stir fry, like a chicken stir fry or something.
So I feel like I get a little bit of everything.
You get the, mm-hmm.
Oh, you're thinking like nutrition.
I'm thinking long-term, what am I going to get tired of eating after a while?
See, my go-to would be sushi, which is,
weird, but I would. Oh, but see, you get everything
really tired of it after
Yeah, but you get really tired of anything
that you eat after. Right. I mean, I was going to say
Mexican, but it's one specific
food, not a genre, right? Yeah.
Stir fry is a good call.
Drink? I mean, coffee.
Oh, no, I think we're talking an alcoholic.
Oh, alcoholic drinks? Because I would go water
if we... I'm like, coffee is
based in water.
I'll die first. I'll take it.
I would do red wine.
Okay, yeah, that's what I would do. I think that's the thing I would
get least sick of.
Because if you could do vodka, but you could never change up the mixers.
Oh.
Yeah, that's true.
But red wine just makes me so, or wine in general just makes me kind of tired that I wouldn't.
Not me.
Coco juice.
Yeah, I don't think I'd like drinking after a while.
Yeah, I guess I would say, but I can't change the mixers at all.
So I can't say vodka, but do a bloody merry end of vodka soda.
Nope.
I'm creating the rules of this question that I didn't make up.
But then I can't say vodka soda, like I has one singular drink.
I think so.
Okay, I would probably do vodka soda.
Okay.
Because this vodka by itself would be so bad.
Yeah.
The little lemon, though?
But you said no mixers.
Hmm.
Tushay.
Mine would be red wine.
I'd wear a robe for the rest of my life.
Oh, good call.
That's great.
And what was the other one?
Food.
Sushi.
Sushi.
Yep.
Wow.
Look at this.
I mean, what a lavish life.
Just walk around to roll.
Just have a little sashimi in a robe.
Oh, you have to over here.
Doesn't that sound?
Sounds great.
Sully off a live human.
Yeah.
You imagine your business meetings, but they'd be like, don't mind me.
They would be on brand is what they would be.
People would be like, this is so Caitlin.
She really committed.
You know, I'm going to start wearing robes to podcast.
I'm wearing slippers right now.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Yes.
Sorry, I curse so much.
Oh, you're last.
You can.
I just realize how many alms.
I know.
I'm like, now you're asking.
This is a question from me.
well yet how do you introduce a hamburger to somebody um you wait this is a joke i always
in my pocket compliment it's buns you uh all great this is my friend patty yes meet patty
good for you hunderdome got me form got me
mary things jokes are riddles and she has to figure them out before someone else i'm like
legend of the hidden temple i'm like here we go i know i thought you're just
going to be like, what?
Yeah, she was ready to give the punchline.
I was like a challenge, dude.
I know.
She's like patiently waiting to give the punchline, and you're like over here.
How do I rip this out from under her?
You're literally like, goodwill hunting.
Yeah.
I was like, I think she's wanting to give the, okay, you're going to Matt Damon.
I'm going to like a good punch.
I don't know.
How do you introduce a patty?
Could I get the dry erase board?
Let's crack this.
I appreciate that, actually.
Oh, you guys.
I don't, this is fun.
Thanks so much for having.
Thank you guys for coming on.
Yeah, you'll have to come on our show.
Yeah, I would love to.
Yeah, because we're trying to get guests involved too.
We're not, we're figuring out our schedule as it goes.
I just put up my hand like, pick me.
Like there was somebody else in the room.
I'm a volunteer's tribute.
But that would be super fun.
Please, I would, I'm all for it.
Awesome.
Yeah.
And we'll drink red wine, eat sushi and robes and do it.
Yeah, we'll get for her.
Sounds great.
I'm like, yep.
We're going to text our producer right after this.
There you know.
It's our road budget.
Come to nap.
Nashville. Okay, so tell everybody where to find you guys, what to look forward to, and then
we'll wrap this up. Sure. You can find me at Grace Hellbag across all social media platforms
and our new show, This Might Get, just at This Might Get, and YouTube.com slash this might get.
Exactly, and I'm Mametown across all social media, and then I have my show, you deserve a drink.
Perfect. And I'm Caitlin Bristol. I'll see you next Tuesday.
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