Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - OTV Team Chats: WTF is Up with Kaitlyn Bristowe?

Episode Date: March 28, 2023

This jet-setting Broadway gal (who might be suffering from a hangover) is catching up with producer Alesha in today’s Q&A episode! Kaitlyn is filling us in on everything she’s been up to and what’s to come next, including a songwriting session that has her feeling major imposter syndrome and some very exciting announcements for the future of OTV. She’s also giving some hot takes on Grey’s Anatomy – including a lesson The Bachelor can take from the show – and sharing what else she’s been rewatching. Kaitlyn and Alesha are chatting about what went down on KB’s Eurotrip, including who she was visiting, what they got up to, and recs for the Vinos from the “Sexy Fish” group chat (don’t worry, you’ll get it). Last but most definitely not least, we get some Ken You Nots and confessions that might make you more self-aware the next time you fly. Thank you to our sponsors! Check out these deals for the Vinos: MUD\WTR: Go to mudwtr.com/otv to support the show and use code OTV for 15% off GAMETIME - Download Gametime today. Last minute tickets. Lowest Price. Guaranteed.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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in Europe, who I was visiting and give some amazing food wrecks for anyone who wants to go to London, just incredible food. I can't stop thinking about it. It's not just fish and chips. I also reached out to some of the vinos, and we read through a few of their travel can you knots and fails. And we have some very exciting OTV news at the end of the episode that I think you'll be really, really happy about. I know I am. At least I hope you're going to be happy about it because I am 10 out of 10 excited. Are you ready? Are you ready for it? Bow, wow, wow. You're going to that concert, right? Yeah. I'm excited. It'll be fun. Is there any prep or are we just

You would just ask you questions. I'm just asking questions. Sweet. Yeah. So what do you got going on tomorrow? Tomorrow? Yeah. I'm writing a song at 11 a.m.

Oh my God. What? Yeah, I'm not. I guess so. What do you mean? Why are you saying it like that? Like you're like, I got to go have lunch with Bell. You know when you want something and you don't feel like you're good enough at it,

so you just put it off instead and you go like, oh, I just won't do it because you get imposter syndrome. That's me with writing a song tomorrow. I'm just like, what if it sucks? What if it's not good? What if I suck? Like, I haven't done voice lessons in so long. What if I just sound like a turd?

I remember on stepbrothers when he's like, it wasn't my best. I've had a sore throat for like three months now. I don't know. I just, I didn't want to sing too loud because I don't want to wake up Robert Nancy. My throat's sore. I've had a sore throat for a month and a half. And this is not an.

acoustic environment that's suitable to request this from me. That's going to be me tomorrow writing a song. I'm just going to feel like, it shouldn't be here. It wasn't good. Is it writing it or are you actually recording it? No, I'll just write it. I, this is how, like, for example, Carrie Underwood could go in, write a song and record it that day

because she's Carrie Underwood. Some people like Carly Pierce or Kelly, wow. What's wrong with me? Oh my God. I'm such a Broadway gal. I'm a hungover Broadway gal and my brain is hurting. Oh my gosh. Okay. Try that again. Carly Pierce, Kelsey Ballerini. They could like really put their heart and soul into a song. It could take them like a week to write it and then they could just record it and get like a rough draft going. I hope to be a, able to come up with a full song tomorrow, but then I will have to go to my voice coach and work on it for like three months and then record it after I get the balls to get past my imposter

syndrome, then get, I shouldn't say the balls, the vagina, the labia to move forward with it and record. And then I need the extra labia to actually put it out there. It's, you know, when I wrote, if I'm being honest, it took me probably like three years to get it. Yeah. into the open. But think about what happened after. Like, you launched it and it did amazing. See, but my brain goes, ah, beginner's luck. Yeah, well, that's your brain. That's not reality. Like, tomorrow morning before, I'm, like, I have to drive to Music Row to curb, like, recording studio, and write with this girl who is incredible. She actually helped me write, if I'm being honest. And I know at 10 in the morning, I'll be like, I should cancel.

I mean, that's completely normal, but you're still doing it. And you always say, do it scared, so... Okay, that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to go do it scared. You're going to do it scared. Do you know what the song is going to be about? Are you going in just like blank slate? I have a few ideas.

Anytime I think, hey, that would be a good song. I'll just put it in my notes. And I know so many songwriters in town do the same thing. So then when you go into write a song, you compare notes. And you'd be like, oh, I thought of this. And then you'd be like, wait, that actually relates with me right now. Like, I could never write a song on my own. I shouldn't say that.

I could never put chords together for a song. I can come up with lyrics. I actually feel sometimes I'm like, wow, how did that come from my brain? One time I wrote a song on a plane after a couple beverages. And I was like, wait, that's really good. But I wouldn't know how to put chords or like a song to it. So then you can go with the professionals here. in Nashville, Tennessee.

Tennessee. What is that character on Family Guy? The pervert. Yeah. His S's are like... And don't you mouth off to me, or I'm going to slap you right in your penis. It literally sends chills down my spine when I hear that. Full he be jeeps.

Wait, just speaking of shows, have you ever seen Mera Beastown? No, but I've heard about it, and I've heard it's good. I honestly just finished watching it for the second time. I will never repeat a show, I don't know, like a show like a show like that. And I just finished watching it for the second time, and I forgot how crazy it is. And it's so good for anyone listening and you need a new show. Wait, you don't repeat watch shows? I mean, if it's like Grace Anatomy or Friends, but not if it's like a thriller like that.

I don't think I would rewatch Ozark. Ozark was amazing. Yeah, I will for sure rewatch Ozark. Okay, maybe I do you think so? shows. Yeah, 100%. How many years do you have to wait, though? Because I don't think I could just watch it right now. And I watched it a year ago. I watched Mare of Easttown like a year ago. And I rewatched it now and forgot everything. My brain scares me. I literally forgot everything. Like the huge plot twist in the end, which I won't say. I was like, what? I was like, shook you to my

core. And I've seen it before. It's very scary. But that's how I am with Gray's Anatomy, too. I mean, Gray's Anatomy given is a very long. I mean, there's 82 seasons. Yeah, there's 82 seasons and there's like 300 episodes per season. You know what I did? I made the mistake when I was on my 11-hour flight home from Germany. I binge to watch two things, Mayor of East Town and Grey's Anatomy on the flight. But when you are like a little bit hungover flying and eating airplane food, don't watch Grey's Anatomy.

I was watching like blood and gut and all the things that you don't want to see at that time but the storylines are so good I'm like, God, I don't even know if Mayor, wait, Meredith, I'm getting Mayor of East Town and Meredith. Mayor, Marr, Merr of death. Merr, uh, death.

Like, she is so cute and I'm obsessed with her, but I don't even know if she's a good actress. Oh, I hope she never hears this. Because I'm just like, at first. At first. Like, I'm like, is she, I think I just am a, obsessed with her character, but like, does that make her a good actress? But when she like, choose me, love me, pick me, and then she like has this walk. I don't know. I'm like,

oh, cute. I think that's just because it was so long ago, like how, I don't know when Gray's started, but that was a, I mean, it was at least 10 years ago. Oh. So I think it's just in the entertainment business in general has gotten better. Hey, Siri, what year did Gray's Anatomy start? 2005 Holy shit Okay Wow I was way off Wow

So 15 years ago I don't know I don't do math Um 2005 20 years ago maybe 2005 2015 that's 10

Then 20 that's 15 And then 17 Carry the one Divide by 3 Add two pickles Yeah Whatever that is

That's a lot That's a lot It's a lot It's a lot of years. That's almost as many years as the Bachelor's been on. Yeah. And the Bachelor hasn't changed. The acting has.

There's something to be said here. Maybe. Yeah. Do you think the Bachelor would do well, though, if they changed the format? Like a subtle change? I think they should have been subtly changing the entire time. Because by now it would be a big change when you compared to the old seasons. but yeah they haven't been so now it's like to catch up with the times it is a big change that

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Like, that plane looked so nice. Oh, my gosh. Okay, well, I splurged this trip. I actually, I feel, again, this imposter syndrome or guilt. I remember one lady was like, who's paying for your travels and why are you always gone? And I'm like, first of all, if I'm ever gone, it's a work trip. I'm doing this to actually just, like, go and like, be with friends and eat and drink and be merry. And I'm paying for it myself with my hard-earned money.

So anyways, it was JetBlue, which they're international flights, the, oh, I wish I remembered my flight attendant's name. She was incredible, left me a little handwritten note of all her suggestions for London. Leanne, I think her name was Leanne. Oh, no, I'll feel so bad if I got that wrong. JetBlue service was incredible. The plane was incredible. We had like champagne and strawberries and a full meal and breakfast in the morning and coffee and croissants. It was amazing.

But yeah, the, I, do you want to know what? This might be a trigger warning for people with, like, this, you, this probably would have really, really upset me before, but it doesn't, I gained almost seven pounds on that trip. On your Europe trip? Yeah. Wow. I mean, that's really, honestly, that's not that much.

No, it's really not. I'm actually surprised it wasn't more, but I was just like, I am not going to. think about calories. I'm not going to like punish myself. I genuinely enjoy finding new restaurants and tasting new food or eating things I like so much. And I just went there and I literally ate and drank everything. It was incredible. I have the best recommendations for people if they're going to London. I was going to say get a paper and pen, but just probably pull up your notes on your iPhone because it's 2023. Or, hey, I have an idea. Since I'm here, I'll write them down and I'll post them.

Oh, great idea. Go for it. So London, so many places, I'm just going to give you my top. For high tea, you have to go to a place called Sketch. It looks and feels like you're in a Himalayan pink salt room. They have three beautiful women that come out and play violin, but like trendy TikTok songs. And they deliver like little mini sandwiches and desserts and champagne. and tea. And it is incredible. And the bathrooms are like pods. Like every toilet is an

individual pod and it has purple and pink and green lights everywhere. And the bathrooms like it feels like you're in another like outer space or something. It's so cool. So sketch for high tea. If anybody likes Indian food, you need to go to Dishun. D-I-S-H-O-O-O-M as in monkey. Even if you don't like Indian food, try this. It is, it was probably one of my most favorite restaurants I've ever been to in my whole life. It was incredible. That's a bold statement. Yeah, and I mean it.

And I mean it. Also, get a load of this name, sexy fish. Oh, is that sushi? Yeah, it's sushi. They have one in Miami in New York, I think, too, and London. And it is top-notch sushi. Like, the salmon sashimi, my mouth. who's watering. Those are my top three for London. Oh, shoot. I don't remember where I went in Paris.

Hold on. Let me ask my sexy fish group chat. What? That's what we called the group chat, sexy fish. Oh, who's in this group chat? Me, Worth, Kat, and our friend Emma. And Emma, who is Kat's best friend, got transferred from Nashville to Dublin to London. And so we were like, have to go visit her. What do you mean she got transferred? She works for Facebook. And so, yeah, it's really cool. Hey, what was the name of our hotel and restaurant in Paris?

Okay, so we'll come back to that. Back to London, though. What else did you do other than eat? That was a lot of it. But we just walked around a lot. We went to, like, you know, the shops and did all the shopping. What I would do next time is very different. because this was more about like quality time walking around seeing the city we took the tube

totally tubular dude and it kept saying mind the gap was that a british accent no i don't know what that was i don't know anyways it keeps saying mind the gap when you like got off and on the tube which i thought was funny mind the gap but next time i go which there will be a next time i fell in love of london i find it very special i want to do two touristy things. Like I want to go to Buckingham Palace and I want to go to museums and I want to see theater. This was more like we have a few days with friends. Let's like walk around, have good food, go to restaurants, have high tea. And then we took the train to Paris. So that's pretty much what we did. So did you go to Europe to see Emma? Like was at the point of the trip? London's always

been on my bucket list. So when Emma got transferred there, I was like, cool, we have a reason to go visit a friend, we stayed with her in her little flat. And it was really, really, it was really sweet. And every single night, we would just have some wine and food, and then we would have a half of an edible and have an absolute giggle fest. I have not laughed that hard in a very long time. This is a preview. Are you okay? She's broken. We got to drop out. I'm laughing for five minutes. I literally laugh for so long that the Uber driver was like keeled over laughing so hard at my laugh and I couldn't stop.

And it was just so much fun. I love giggling. I love that. I'm so glad you were able to like go on a vacation. I will say like to back you up on the whole travel thing to the Karen who was commenting about you traveling. most of your travel is work every time you're traveling it's for an event or for a podcast or for whatever and this one was truly for like hanging out although you did podcast on it unfortunately sorry about that okay i did but it felt like it was truly like filling my little

travel cup that i hadn't filled in a long time because yeah every time i do something it's like well i can do this because it's for work or i'll make a podcast out of it or I go to sign bottles and all those things to obviously don't feel like work sometimes because I love it so much. But like I really crave just travel. It really makes me happy. Jason and I are actually quite different in that way. He obviously like travels all the time for work. But I think for him, if it's not work, he goes like, I don't know. He just doesn't enjoy traveling the way that I do. It's like learning new things. I'm like different cultures and food. The history in Germany is out of control. I was in an area where this one thing was built

in 74, not 18, 16, 74, 15, 74, the year 74. 74. And everything's just so historic there and gorgeous. And I love people in Europe just live the best lifestyle. And I don't know, it just feels good over there. I think a lot of people were wondering. like, who are you visiting in Germany? But so I wanted to say this because Mike, who I went to visit in Germany, and his sweet angel girl, her name's Christine, I love her. It was my first time meeting her. And Mike is the guy that when I had that horrible heartbreak from Germany,

Mike played hockey in Germany, but he was in Vancouver at the time because it was summer. and he was the one that was like and he wasn't everyone's probably like oh he wanted to obviously like bang you or whatever no he didn't he was such a gentleman he took me into his apartment i slept on the couch every night he helped me study to get back into this restaurant that i wanted to work at he cooked me dinners he got he would like force me to open the blinds because i was just like lay me alone um and he like brought me back to life after a very difficult time. And he's been a friend of mine since I was probably 23. And so he lives there. He just retired from playing hockey with his fiance. And we had the best time over there. He's just such a

gym. Speaking of travel, I'm looking at the post you posted on Facebook about like getting travel stories, can you not, it's an international like travel fails and whatnot. Yeah, hit me with it. So, okay, the first question is from, oh, God, I'm going to butcher this. What is it? Mary Ann? Yeah, that's it. Hey, first question. Like Mary dash and, ooh, I'm not quite sure how to pronounce this one. Kim Basinger? Basinger?

Why are you talking about? I'll show you. Just let me. Okay, hear me out. Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger, Basinger, Basinger? Basinger. But now on to the cancer You are a cancer, right? You were born in July

And go on to these test results My, they're much worse than I thought My son got a D-minus on this history test Now, Mr. Griffin, that liver has got to come out It's been in the microwave for three minutes It'll get dry Now I love when things are going to take it too far

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speak any other language fluently, which would it be? French. 100%. I actually got really inspired while I was on my travels to get an app that helps me learn a new language and I want to learn French so bad. I feel like it's like as a Canadian, it's the least I could do. What app did you get? I want to get Babbel. Oh, I've never used Babel. Okay, we've got a Kenyanaut from Kayla. Okay. She says, Kenyanot with the bare feet in the airport. No.

Did you see any of that? No, I didn't, but I'll never forget posting on my Instagram. A man in business class took off his socks and was picking his toes and dead skin just sitting there picking it. It was insane. I've never seen anything. That is a massive Kenynaut. Massive. Can you not? Yeah, that's disgusting. Bailey says, why is it whenever I fly? I swear it's everyone's first time flying. Does nobody know how airport security works boarding a plane? It's true. It's so true. I think of that every time I'm like, is this everybody's first time traveling? Like, why are you in zone one boarding if you're like the last one to get on the plane? Why are you like not ready with your passport out when they're like, please have your passport? sports out. How are you not already taking your laptop out of the bag? What is happening?

And there's like no sense of urgency. Like, well, we're all getting to the same place anyway at the same time. It's like, well, we could actually get there earlier or we who pay extra could want to have our baggage get on like, that's sometimes why people get, want to get on the plane first. You want the space for the overhead baggage. I also hate when people are on a long flight and keep their window open when like clearly people are trying to sleep or or i know this is controversial putting your seat back yeah just check the person behind you if you got a six foot five man behind you don't put your seat back if you got a little kid your seat back like it's just courtesy yeah the girl next to me on the flight to punta kana had her reading light on which i i get

yeah but it was it was a red eye it was like 11 p.m to like midnight or something and I had my eyes closed and it was just in my face and I was like can you not see that me am she was in the middle I was in the aisle there's a guy on the window she was in the middle and had her reading light on and I'm like oh my god or if you're like waiting at the carousel for your bags to come out and then all of a sudden someone just comes and stands right in front of you to get like they're just waiting for their bag I'm like what I was here why are you stepping in front of me people don't have any spatial awareness at the airport Even when you're, like, walking down to you to get to your gate, it's like, can you not see that I am trying to get by you and you're in a line of eight people walking at a snail's pace?

Oh, my God. Like, it's insane. And, like, like, they're, and they're just, like, pissed if their water bottle gets compensated. And you're like, wait, what? What word? Confiscated. Confiscated. And they're like, what?

And what do you mean? And you're like, it's, it's been like 10 years now. every single time it's been the same thing it it is the same thing you go through security you take your shoes off take everything out of your pockets your belt or or people who don't use headphones and they just have their volume on like full and they're like on a business call on speakerphone or they're playing videos without their headsets in did I tell you what happened to me no oh my god okay well here's a confession I guess I was on a flight and I was editing a clip for off the vine and I had headphones I swear to God I had headphones all of a sudden 15 minutes

into me editing this clip the girl next to me she's in the middle she taps me on the shoulder she's like would you mind turning that down a little bit and I'm like oh yeah is it like loud I thought it was like coming through my headphones and she's like yeah it's really loud and then the people behind me were like yeah it's really loud and I'm like it was playing at the loudest level because I couldn't hear it well so I had my computer all the way turned up on the plane. Everybody in the plane heard you. Oh, great.

So that's over. Who's embarrassing for you or for me? I don't know. Wait, I have a confession. This is just keeps getting worse. So there were, uh, okay, well, if I'm being honest, little man, honest, there was a couple like really cute guys on my flight with cute girls. So don't anybody think I'm starting to get any ideas or flirting.

I was they're just good looking people and there's one and uh him and his i don't know wife maybe girlfriend i don't know they were both sleeping row one on the plane and i was standing in line to go to the bathroom waiting because the bathroom was occupied and so i was like oh my gosh waiting waiting to peece so bad and it was taking forever and i was staring at them because they were both so good looking and the one guy was kind of starting to like open his mouth and I was like oh no like it was starting to get like not cute because he was like anyways he wakes up and I'm just staring at him standing against the wall staring he opens his eyes and I'm just staring at him sleeping and then I was mortified

I was like oh my god so then I go to go into the bathroom well somebody must have shit their freaking brains out in there because I walk in and I was like oh my god oh my god and I was like feeling so ill and there was like shit all over the toilet like not on the seat but like in it like it hadn't got flushed down properly I start gagging I'm like I can't do this I can't do this I quickly just get it over with because I just had to pee and I was like I just need to get back to I'm going to throw up right now that freaking guy who I made eye contact with waiting for the bathroom when I come out so it looks like that was me. So not only did I make

eye contact with him while he was sleeping and woke up like I was staring at him sleep, now he thinks I've blown up the bathroom with my poop. Ooh. Oh my God, I was so mortified. I still can't sleep thinking about it. Everybody poop. Staring as well they're sleeping

is maybe more embarrassing. Yeah, I think that's more embarrassing. Oh, God. I can still like, I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. Okay, it's moving on. Oh, my God. Carly says, can you not give me something with tree nuts in it after I tell you I'm allergic to tree nuts?

This happened on my honeymoon at a resort, spent the rest of the time on steroids, and couldn't drink anymore at the all-inclusive. That is? That's really bad. That's really bad. Emma, who we were in London with, she has a tree-nut allergy. And everything we, like, did inside, we're like, tree-nut allergy. Like, please be careful.

And that's scary. let's see laura says on our honeymoon our first flight was into dublin i was joking before the trip that we would come home divorce because i'm a sucker for an irish accent oh boy i don't know where this is going we land and go through customs and my husband gets trapped for the secondary screening while the very handsome customs agent proceeds to wink at me and chat me up he was being searched to 10 feet away we've been married 10 years and we still at it when we talk about it. Oh, so they've got like a confident little relationship.

That's great. Did I read that right? I don't know. I was hoping for something juicier, though. I know, me too. I thought she was going to end up with the security guy. I thought that was going to be her now husband. Huh.

Yeah, that's it. Boring. Good for you. Cool story, Laura. Just kidding. Okay. I was trying to get these to load because I think there's more and it's just not

coming through. I guess we can move on because there really isn't anything else. Speaking of jet setting. Yes. Because you are jet setting again. This time we're bringing ramen. You're bringing them to New York too? Maybe. I don't know. I don't want to leave. I get so depressed leaving the dogs

and people are like, well, I don't leave and go on these trips. No, I still have to live my life and love my babies. That's just I have to have both. And that's just, I mean, it's It's not like they were locked up in a kennel. They're with Jason getting pup cups and going for like runs every day. They're fine.

Yeah. But yes, we're jet-setting and we have exciting stuff coming up. We have some exciting guests. Yeah. The Bachelor himself, which will be... I have a lot of cues for that. Did you see Ria? Yes.

Spoiler alert. If he ends up with Jess, I would... A small part of me would be kind of happy because I feel like she got an edit where she seemed like so insecure, but I actually think that probably gave her like a little like fire under her butt to do some self work and self-reflection. And I feel like she probably started seeing her self-worth and got all the support from the internet. And then she was probably like, you know what? I am the shit. And she's freaking beautiful and she's so sweet. And I feel like she got a hard time. And I feel like if her and Zach are happy, I'm happy. But I guess, well, I guess when

people are listening, we'll know. And I'll get to interview them and see it's either, I don't know who he picks. I thought it'd be Katie. Yeah, same. That would have been my guest. But then Ria posted that the other day, and I was like, wait, what? I know. That's insane. Well, you're also podcasting with them.

Yeah. Obviously, we have some big news. We haven't announced it anywhere. So I feel like this would be a good time to announce it. Ria and Fran will be your first. YouTube video video. full length my first of my many to come YouTube videos I just I've always wanted to do YouTube and I don't know if I've just been like I don't know if it's what imposter syndrome or

it's just me being like I don't know people watch YouTube and then as soon as I put out clips everyone's like where can we watch a full thing I'm like oh and then I thought how cool because you know how you can watch YouTube on your TV so many people have smart TVs it's like I have my own little Off the Vine show in your living room. And if you're on the go, I'll be in your ear holes. And if you're at home, you can just sit down and have a glass of wine, pop some popcorn, laugh with us and watch the full thing because some stuff gets funny. Like, it's, it's going to be a lot of good content coming people's way.

I'm really excited. There's a lot to come for Off the Vine. I mean, Ria and Fran will be filmed in New York, but I'll be coming to Nashville in the next couple weeks. And we're going to set up a studio. Oh, my gosh. I've got a video of all the boxes that are in my house right now, and we'll do like a live YouTube where people can tune in and laugh at us try and set up a camera. Yeah, because we don't really know what we're doing, but we are badass women who can figure it the fuck out for ourselves.

100%. I like, Googling on the side, how to use camera. I have my handyman on standby. No, I don't know how this is going to go. I mean, I sent you a bunch of shit, and I think we just need to open it up and test drive it out, you know? Like you say, what do I say? Yes, yes. Man, I can't wait to ask Zach so many questions.

Yeah, there's a lot. There's a lot to be talked about. I'm really excited. A lot. We're about to level the fuck up here at Off the Vine, and I'm excited for it. Me too. There's a lot to come. So, well, I think people are actually really going to like hearing from you.

Yeah. Because a lot of times you're asking other people things. That's true. People don't know what's going on in your life. They see little snippets on Instagram, but this was really, what the fuck's up with Caitlin? I'm Caitlin Bristow, and I'll see you next Tuesday. Thanks for listening to this week's episode of Off the Vine. Don't forget to rate, review, and follow on your favorite podcast platform.

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