Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Russell & Kailey Dickerson
Episode Date: February 20, 2018Country sensations Russell & Kailey Dickerson swing by to talk about their involvement on The Bachelorette, their post-Valentine's Day reflections of one another, how much they loved The Grea...test Showman, and following their dreams to achieving success in the country world! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Podcast One presents Off The Vine with Caitlin Bristow.
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Taboo topics, on filtered advice, and wine.
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Here's Caitlin.
What's up, everybody?
Welcome to Off the Vine.
I'm your host, Caitlin Bristow.
And in the studio today, we have country singer Russell Dickerson, along with his
wife Kaylee thank you so much for being here boom thanks for having been looking forward to
this for a while what an intro right I'm like I could have said a little more but I'm like just
say your names we'll get we'll get to all the details we'll get there we'll figure it out we're
already going to get into coffee right away because we were just talking about this and I'm like
let's save it for the podcast okay I had two shots of espresso I'm shaking love it though I'm like
I'm alive you're on the bulletproof I'm on a bulletproof train yeah okay um tell me sell me on
it all right so basically it just it's high fat there's like butter and coconut oil in this coffee like
blend it up okay so it's what's the point it's basically like a meal honestly and so i don't get hungry
at all there's no crash or anything because i used to make like a smoothie with like strawberry
carb carb carb carb but oil carbs give you energy but this is like high fat trained your body to run off
fat and then the fat that you've already stored and so you're just running and gunning all day baby
oh shit wow okay okay stop selling you've already sold that's that sounds great yeah it's basically
what we eat until lunch but i'm such a big breakfast guy see i don't love breakfast so i like this i'm
too but you don't eat breakfast anymore because of bulletproof coffee yeah no no dishes just yeah
Bulletproof, but like for real, I used to put, like, I used to keep stacking up carbs
and like carbs are energy.
Right.
But then I would make a smoothie and then an hour and a half later, I'd be like, I need
a granola bar.
I need.
What about eggs?
Love eggs.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah.
So that's a part, that's all a part of the same kind of diet.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
I used to carry granola bars in case he would crash.
Like, he would just get hangary, couldn't make decisions.
Yeah.
Hangary is such a real thing.
Yeah.
And like, I took Adderall every day of high school, like, as prescribed.
by my pediatrician.
Yeah.
Legit.
And now you don't need it.
And yeah.
This is like brain focus.
What?
It keeps you focus too?
It's amazing.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Are you like super ADD?
You think I would be?
But you're like organized.
No.
No, no, no, no.
No.
Oh, there's my Canadian.
There it goes.
Oh, yeah, you'll bet.
Here it goes.
Oh, man.
Kaylee says you heard my accent.
I'm like, what?
I like pride myself.
Not that I don't want a Canadian accent because I'm proud to be Canadian, obviously.
But I get calls.
called out on it so much that I feel like I'm very aware
and I haven't been called out on it
in a long time. Oh, it's so cute. So you miss
getting called out. You're like, my accent.
Yeah, maybe I do. Thank you. Well,
when, you know, how long have you guys lived here?
Like, almost three years.
It'll, you'll eventually, because I
had a Wisconsin accent. Yeah. And it slowly
has just shifted. And then we go to Wisconsin and they're
like, you have more of an accent than he does.
That's not true. They're just not used to hearing me without.
Oh, yeah. You bet.
Right, because I feel like that's kind of more Canadian than Canadian accents.
Yeah, seriously.
It's just different.
It's so cute, though.
What's that show with, they have the craziest accents on?
Oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh.
I like felt it.
I was like, oh, oh, oh.
What's the, um, Fargo?
Yes, yes, Fargo.
I think that's like, isn't that Minnesota?
It's the same.
I mean, they're the same place.
The same kind of accent, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Anyways.
You brought her name up earlier before we started podcasting.
But Girl with No Job.
Love.
Love.
She really hyped you guys up.
Aw.
Yeah, so don't blow this interview, okay?
I'll be like we already have.
No, no.
Actually, the more you blow it, the better it is, in my opinion.
So let's just get to what you're doing.
Okay.
You're absolutely killing it in the country music world right now.
Your debut single, Yours, is number one.
country radio.
CMT calls the song the biggest love song of the year.
Kind of a big deal.
It's pretty cool.
Was that the song that you sang on The Bachelorette?
Yeah.
Oh, Rachel's season, right?
Yes.
Rachel and Dean's date.
Oh, Rachel and Dean's date.
Rachel and Dean.
Oh.
Yeah.
The one that got away.
I know.
The one that wasn't ready.
Yeah, the one that wasn't ready.
The child.
I don't think he likes me because I always say he's not like a man.
He's a boy.
But I don't mean that in a bad way.
He just...
Isn't he 19?
No.
20.
This isn't baby Becca.
Yeah, baby Beck.
19 and a half.
According to Dean, 19 and a half, guys.
What was that experience like for you going on The Bachelor?
Well, we're fans, obviously.
And we watch the show.
So I've had yours for so long.
I was like, this song is going to be perfect.
I know it's going to happen one day.
Like, we're going to be on The Bachelor.
in some way shit oh yeah he was like i will make this dream come true for you oh my gosh amazing and so
you know i mean just hold it on to that faith of that but like so we tried for the previous season
yeah and it didn't it didn't work out eventually and so yeah but then it was like once yours was
starting to get some traction and then everybody at abc heard the song and yeah they told us when
we were there they were like as soon as we heard it it was like no no doubt and you were like
I've been putting this out into the universe.
Yeah, where have you been?
Where have you been?
My favorite part was we got to be friends with Chris Harrison.
Oh, isn't he just legendary?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Like we've met Garth Brooks and like that was mind-blowing.
Right.
But I met Chris Harrison and I was like, oh, my God.
He's so mysterious too.
Like he's, I know him well and I still find him mysterious.
Like there's just something about him
Like when he walks in her
I don't even feel like he takes steps
Like he just floats
And he's just like this presence
That we all don't deserve
Yeah
Like so kind
Like so humble so kind
He came on our bus
And just like hung out with us for hours
Yeah
And I personally believe
The grand finale of him hosting
Should be him as The Bachelor
You know what
Oh my gosh
I've said the same thing
I think it would be
And I will host
You absolutely should
I'll be the Christmas
Harrison, and he can be the bachelor.
Give us a little audition.
Oh, okay.
Chris, this is your final rose.
That's all he got.
But I did the hand gestures, and that really is what sells it.
You know how he always does it?
Yes.
I wonder all the time, I should ask him this, if he does think, like, every time he says
that, like, oh, God, here we go again.
Like, obviously, this is the final rose.
Obviously, this is a freaking final rose.
How many names could you say in a row before?
That's a great question.
He told us that.
that like they step away and yeah yeah so it's like a little editing trick where like I wouldn't
know who the guys were on night one I wouldn't even know I would just go into a back room and be like
look at their little keychain pictures that they have on like a little keychain and I'd be like
oh yeah yeah that guy oh yeah okay I'll keep that guy and then I knew the name so I'd be like oh
Ryan and then I'd go out there and I'd be like I don't even know which one's Ryan so I'd like look down
and I'd be like Ryan and then he'd walk forward I'd be like oh yeah that guy yeah yeah so it took me a while
but I remember one time in New York City
it was freezing cold
and we were at a baseball field
and I was like I'm going to say
I think there's 10 guys left at that point
I was like I'm going to memorize the 10 names
I'm going to make a song about it in my head
and say all the names because I do not want
to make them freeze their asses off
any more than they already have to do
so 10 in a row was my
that's really good pretty good right
how did the song go
Ryan Matthew Mark and John
Oh
she's just reading the Bible
That's exactly
Matthew Mark
Luke and John
There was a guy
named Roman
Oh my gosh
Why did those names come
I didn't even face Sean
He was last though
I went with Matthew Mark Luke and John
Matthew Mark Luke
Sean
That's what I meant
That's what I meant to say
Sean not John
Okay
I'm like jumping all over this week
We're just trying to
pump your tires
you know give you some credit where credit is due
did you just announce you're going on to Earth Lady Antebellum
yes aren't they just lovely people amazing people
we got to do their little golf show
top golf and yeah they're just really chill nice
they're like normal human beings yeah they're not like they're so successful
and they're normal people right which is always a great combo
yes yeah great combo that's what and
Darius Rucker as well on that it's like so they're co-headlining yeah wow so it's gonna be really cool do you get nervous for that kind of thing like lead like yeah like it consumes a lot of my mind in a good way like right of course all right I gotta get like oh this jacket's cool like I'm gonna wear this on stage when I go out with Lady A you know what I mean like yeah and like that's where I'm at right now it's just like because it doesn't start till July right but so I mean it's just like all the do you just go to sleep at night and be like wow
I friggin' made it.
Uh, getting there.
Getting there.
Well, you did go on the Bachelorette, so really, you have made it.
That's what I feel about myself.
You have me.
I was on the Bachelorette.
I've made it.
Oh, gosh.
And then, Kaila used to be in music too, right?
You guys went to school for music.
Is that how you met?
Oh, at Belmont?
Belmont.
Yeah.
Oh, that's nice.
We had the same voice teacher.
We actually don't remember meeting.
Oh.
Because we were just, like, friends.
You know, like, you don't remember meeting people in your class necessarily.
They're just, like, in class with you.
And so how did it evolve?
Tell me more.
Yeah, we're like, made out.
Oh, my gosh.
We told him out.
We really, it was, honestly, the, who sings the, you're going to kiss me or not?
It was that.
Like, we were at a graduation party, and we'd been hanging out more and more, and we were, like, standing on the side of it.
And I was like, are you going to kiss me or not?
Like, straight up.
Really?
Because he, like.
Literally.
Literally.
He wasn't necessarily used to, oh my gosh.
He wasn't used to making the first move.
Right.
And I definitely wasn't going to.
Right.
Of course not.
Then I did it.
And then you went and then he did the thing.
It was kind of movie like, yeah, it was real, it was real cute.
It was pretty romantic.
Yeah.
Can we just talk about what does it say on your glass that we were just laughing at?
Best Bishes.
Oh.
I didn't even, I was like, what does it say?
I can't remember.
Oh.
So my girlfriend, Whitney, who was.
engaged to Chris Souls, but is now remarried to the biggest beauty on earth.
Her last name was Bischoff.
And so for her wedding, it was like the hashtag.
Oh, my God.
And they made us wine glasses.
So I love that.
So stoked for her.
Oh, she is, she's one of my best friends.
So cute.
Ricky is like the biggest beauty.
Like I just love him.
He's so much fun.
He's so caring and loves her so much and they're so cute.
I love that.
I know.
I know.
I just love talking about love
That's the best
I really did you guys do anything
For Valentine's Day yesterday
I know by the time this air
People be like
All my single listeners
Are gonna be like shut up
Caitlin we don't want to hear
About Valentine's Day anymore
But I like to hear about it
What you guys do?
So we have a tradition of staying in
And cooking on Valentine's Day
That's nice
It's because we were so broke
Yeah we were so poor
That like we'd get a gift card
To like a nice restaurant
And we'd go and you know
Do it big
But then
Valentine's Day
came around and we couldn't afford to go out because we were broke right and the fixed
menu thing it's like minimum $200 okay minimum is that just a Nashville thing I don't know
because we went out for dinner last night and they had the set menu I didn't even look at
the price because we were like oh this is cute and we did it and then I was like oh dang
and then they brought the bill it's brutal yeah yeah so what we what we did was just like
we get we just copy our favorite dishes from like Kane Prime or Modo or
You know, all the southerner, yeah.
And so, yeah, that's what we do.
So you remake, oh, that's so cute.
I love cooking.
Do you guys love cooking?
Love.
Yeah.
Love.
Me too.
So we newly in love with cooking.
He didn't use you, but I love that he does now.
Yeah, like you pour some wine.
You can wear whatever you want.
There's no waiter to talk to.
It's just you two, which is, you don't have to wear anything.
Yeah, exactly.
You can't do that out.
No pants are the best pants is what I always say.
I don't know.
say that, I don't know where that came from.
But we did like steak, scallops.
Like, we actually splurged a little bit this time.
Well, yeah.
And treat yourself.
Yeah.
That's so romantic.
So fun.
Yeah.
Where'd you guys go?
Yeah, I feel like this needs to go into my confessions because.
I can't wait for this.
Because I'm going to confess for Sean.
Let me just tell you.
I say this every week.
I'm like, it is so hard to come up with a confession every week when I podcast.
Sometimes I do two podcasts in a week.
And I'm like, I can't tell you guys everything.
Like, I don't even know where to go sometimes.
I'll pull out things from like my childhood, but I'm going to confess for Sean on this one.
So we don't really have tradition for Valentine's Day.
We have traditions for Christmas and all these things, but we kind of just change it up every year for Valentine's Day.
And so this year, Sean made me pancakes in the morning, and then we went to a matinee, and then we got some work done and took a nap, and then a plumber came over, but that's...
That's hot.
Oh, that's hot.
I know.
I know.
Yeah, you should have seen what he was worried.
And then we went out for dinner.
So I'm going to confess for Sean right now.
We'll do the confessions.
I'm sorry, Sean, but I have to tell this.
He doesn't know I'm telling this story.
I hope he doesn't care.
So I woke up around 10 yesterday and I could like smell that he was making breakfast.
I got so excited.
I walk out into the kitchen and he is standing there in my yellow frilly apron.
and that's it
butt cheeks
are just out
everything's out
the apron
is very tiny
and he's
10 in the morning
he's just flipping pancakes
in a teeny little
yellow frilly apron
you have pictures
I don't need to see
I was so in the moment
that I didn't even take a photo
I love it
I should have
but I was just so in the moment
you know
just turn around
how do you like your eggs baby
yeah that's exactly
and
I was just like, wow, this is something I will cherish forever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was very romantic.
I laughed for probably like 20 minutes, but it was amazing.
So that's my confession for Sean.
But he went there and I really appreciate it.
Do you guys have any confessions for me?
Oh.
We thought about it.
We were talking about it.
What?
No.
Oh, we have some.
Oh, okay.
You just don't know where to start.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, sip the mimosa.
yeah the truth serum the truth serum yeah that's usually I'm drinking wine but I'm like
this is an early podcast let's go mimosa yeah I like it I have one if you want to ponder yours
mine's from my childhood but it is it's the story that my friends make me tell at other parties
it's her party yeah it's her party trick oh party trick I can't wait I true story I was around
five I kept and ate cookie dough I kept and ate cookie dough under my bed for over
a year wait as a child no yes my mom would make batches and batches for Christmas and I went out
to from Wisconsin you treat the car like a refrigerator or the garage so our fridge was too full
I'm the youngest of six kids it's like a zoo so I no one's watching I'm just like five years old
walk out to the car in my little galoshes oh my god get the mixer we should all say galoshes
together one two three galoshes oh i get the mixer and bring it upstairs into my room oh like the
whole metal kitchenade mixer oh wow i didn't go for the ones i didn't go for the ones in the zip
blocks took the mixer and it was oatmeal cookie dough and i would just eat it like i'd go upstairs
like lift the tinfoil on top and just eat it but wait this is over a year over a year fresh cookie
dough each time okay no wait no no no no no no yes how are you sitting here I don't know
I'm here to tell you Salmanilla is a hoax yeah like it is conspiracy it is not real so so to
confirm this story I kind of forgot I did it and then in high school I've it just like came back
to me all of a sudden I was like oh my gosh I did that I know it was a year because we would
rearrange our room every six months yeah and I hit it in two different spots first in the
bathroom and the second time in my brother Toby's room and then was it a year that you were like
I probably shouldn't do this no it was gone like I ate it all oh you didn't restart a new batch
you were like this is it for me so then I brought it downstairs and I think I washed it myself
like a little six year old just like oh that's kind of cute and like you just put it away and my mom
my mom in high school we were talking about it all of a sudden it was like true confessions
like the statute of limitation and pass like so I I was like I was like I
did this when I was five and she goes that's where it went oh she knew and I was like one and she
goes the mixer I couldn't find it for so long I ordered I didn't think of that I ordered I ordered another one
so she has two to confirm the story no one has two of those metal no no no no my mom does because I stole
the cookie though that's and then it just magically reappeared a year later in cleaning she saw stranger
things oh that is so funny that's a great confession I forgive you yeah thank you for stealing
And so is your mom.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
I did confessions with my mom, but I did it, like, when I podcasted with my mom.
And I was like, okay, like, here's some confessions, but I'm going to ask you if they're true or false.
So I was like, I stole your car when I was like 15, true or false.
And she's like, I would have known.
I'm like, no, I stole your car when I was 15.
It was so funny.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, Rosalie, it's your turn.
Do you know yours?
I don't, I mean, there's so many.
That's great
That's great
Pick the worst one
And by worse I mean best
Because we were talking
Like we listened to
Some episodes
And we're like
Oh God we're gonna have to do
Compassions
Should just go for it
Yeah
Which one in the Valentine's?
Yeah
You could
I don't know
Okay
I'll censor
It needs to be censored
A little bit
Okay
Does it though?
No it doesn't
It doesn't
My listeners love
Okay perfect
The like no censor
Yeah
we're all about it man I've kept this story so close for so long I mean if you're gonna confess
okay it's a place to do it I'll give you I'll give you bullet points it was Valentine's day I was
eight years old and I had this like giant tree in our backyard and I found this long rope
but on the end was an industrial sized hook that was at the bottom and so one day
Valentine's Day, when I was eight years old, was sliding down this rope.
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
Where did it go?
It went to the emergency room.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Oh, gosh.
Why am I so Canadian with you guys?
Oh.
Why?
Okay.
Sorry.
It took all R.D.
straight to the emergency room.
Oh, my goodness.
Gracious.
On Valentine's Day, ironically enough.
Right.
But, you know, the doctor.
The doctor said we're all good for kids and nothing was ruptured or anything.
Wow, you're very lucky.
Just a mere flesh wound.
So you slid down it knowing there was a hook on the other?
Yeah, I mean, I think I had slid down it many times.
Oh.
But this one time, it tore right through my Mighty Duck sweatsuit.
I remember what I was.
The maroon one?
Yes.
Oh, I used to love.
The swishy.
And I always thought I was too, like I couldn't worry because it was too like boyish.
for me to wear.
I loved the maroon mighty duck sweatsuit.
I knew I loved you.
Oh, man.
Dang, I want a picture of both of you to mash up.
Rest in peace to my Mighty Ducks swishy pants.
Well, you could have sewed up the hole or something.
Well, that was the doctor's job.
Oh, man.
Yes.
That's great.
Great confessions.
I forgive you as well.
Childhood.
Childhood.
Thank you.
That doesn't really ask for first.
Forgiveness, but I appreciate you sharing the story.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's wash away all of our sins.
Cheers.
Cheers.
You can't hear the clink, but they're plastic.
I brought plastic cups.
My class.
Nothing says class, like 9.30 a.m. drinking.
Like, not glass.
Like, not glass.
Exactly.
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oh gosh for the second time it's not anything hard some listeners like if they don't know you
I want them to get to know you and I thought I'm going to ask you both to kind of describe each other
what
I'm ready
okay
I'm excited
are you
yeah
oh okay
I couldn't
your face
your facial expression
kind of went from like
I'm concerned to like
actually I'm really excited
so okay
just kind of
where
each other came from
how you got to where you are
and
kind of just like just a couple words
to describe the person
whoever wants to go first
yeah
where you are where you came from
Just like how would you...
Like growing up?
Yeah.
Like how would you describe Kaylee to someone if they're like, what's your girl like?
Where did she come from?
Who is she?
And how did she get to where you guys are now?
Boom.
She's a Wisconsin girl.
Of course.
Yes.
She is the youngest and only girl of six kids.
Wow.
Five older brothers.
That usually leads to another path of talking just about that point forever.
And that probably makes her super cool too like tough and like you're probably so tough and like you can hang yeah like she's super hot but like she's she can hang oh hang with the boys I can see that and so we can get into that too with how involved she's been with all this but she's like everyone like at a party this is my favorite thing about her at a party like I'm the guy who's like that was everybody yeah and then like she's the one over in the corner until 2 a.m.
literally discussing like the person she's talking to is crying oh 99% of the time and it's just
like pouring out their heart to her about any and everything that and she just like brings out
the best in people when like yeah like like she like she's so nice you know what i'm saying though
like she's like i'm i'm the boisterous you know energy guy and she's the one who like is how's
your life though right she cares yeah and she really does care about people but she actually
actually cares right she's not like how are you that's cool let me tell you about me yeah she's
I hate small talk me too it's one of my biggest pepives I get I say I'm small talked out all the time
yeah sometimes I don't even respond to small talk like just ignore it people probably think I'm such
a dick if you ask me a real question I'll answer they're like oh how or no the weather talk
oh it's a little windy out there today right no I just won't even respond I'm like absolutely
not yeah anyways continue um
Yeah, that's beautiful.
That's, like, my favorite thing about her.
And you guys met, no, you've been married five years.
Married five years.
How long have you actually been together?
Since 2010, eight years, yeah.
Okay, okay.
It's a hefty amount of time, yeah.
Okay.
Do I get to describe him yet?
Okay.
Don't make me cry, please.
Please make them cry.
Okay, he already kind of said it.
He is the happiest, genuinely.
Like, he wakes up every day and is like,
Today is the best day of my life.
And I'm like, you said that yesterday.
Like, he is legitimately sunshine in unicorns.
I need that.
It's very cute.
I usually say he's the tall one over there.
When we're someone, they're like, where's your husband?
I'm like, he's the tall one over there.
Right.
I think something more sentimental about you.
You don't have to.
No, no, but.
No, no, no, no.
Well, he's so hilarious.
I'm, like, crying, laughing.
every single day like the most hilarious person like last night we're having dinner and he was like
talking to invisible waiters like because we're having our like Valentine's date because I will take
a box for this and I'd like another Cabernet like what I was dying laughing your comedic timing is
oh yeah oh he has the best social cues if anyone ever he just flipped his finger night he was like
yes I know you're not wrong thank you for your honesty yeah he has an amazing Jim Carrey
impersonation.
Keith, I saw that on Twitter and I was going to ask you to do it.
Go for it.
What is your go-to, Jim Carrey impression?
Ace Ventura is a good one.
Of course.
Because that's a strong personality.
Strong.
All of his personalities are strong.
Okay, I can't wait.
So there's, my favorite part is when he's on the airplane.
Okay.
He's like, there's someone on the wing.
Something.
And now.
Now, a yak.
Yeah.
That's great.
Man.
And I was in, I had a show.
She wasn't there.
She usually comes with me.
But I was by myself and I was signed in to the Netflix on the hotel TV.
You know, they do that now?
And Ace Ventura 1 and 2 popped up.
And so I watched both of them.
back to back and was just crying laughing yeah every time it's funny okay that's another
thing that I find super eerie is when you like have something in your head and then all of a sudden
it's there you know what I mean like if if I was talking about like subway all of a sudden
subway would be like a sponsored ad on my Instagram it's a real thing they have access their
Facebook is the only thing that has access the only app that has access to your mic so Instagram
and Facebook it's a real thing mark Zuckerberg if you're listening no it's a real thing out of my
I mean I'm pretty sure that's true I'm pretty sure that's true but yeah so they like we did it the
other day with a friend of ours and what were they saying like you tested the system
vodka or something they were like gray goose vodka gray goose vodka like in their phone and the next day
they'd add for greggis and they've never searched it unbelievable like we were just testing it it's weird
yeah that kind of made me like yeah he be jibis like we did that on vacation because we
Stayed at a friend's place, and they had one of those temporepetic breeze.
And we're like, oh, this is amazing.
Never searched it ever.
Next day.
So we looked it up.
Next day, all over our ads.
Oh, that is so genius.
What a master plan.
Wow.
That Mark guy knows what he's doing.
But I have heard on that same note that you have this crazy energy,
the best kind of energy, that you have.
are the happiest most genuine person do you like it's true that's amazing i i really have heard
that for more than five people wow wow yeah whether it be twitter girl with no job okay thanks claude
claude claude okay on a sentimental note about him i'll say he my favorite thing about him is
how he champions people around him oh that's a good quality like isn't like hey hey
hey, let me tell you all about myself all the time.
And especially the more, the farther we get along, like, we're both just so tired
about talking about ourselves.
I totally get, yeah.
So, especially in the industry you're in, like, you know, it's a lot of talking about yourself
and going to interviews to talk about you.
And I get that.
Yeah, that's a great quality.
And, yeah, because we, we've been friends in this industry for a really long time with, like,
the Florida Georgia line guys and a bunch of people.
And he watched our friends just, like, blow up in front of our faces.
Yeah.
And he never was, like, jealous or, like, bitter or anything.
Right, which is a very easy feeling to have.
Yeah, like, why isn't it me or whatever.
Like, he knew it was coming in a different way, I guess.
That made it a little better.
But he just cheered him on.
And I always admired that about him.
He was never bummed out.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
Wow.
On a sentimental note.
That is.
It's really beautiful.
Yeah.
It is.
It is.
It is.
Sorry.
No.
Okay.
And he's out.
No, that's really sweet.
And I do love that because that would be such an easy feeling to have.
And it's not a wrong feeling.
It's just an easy feeling to get like, oh, why isn't it my turn?
But I do think I'm such a big believer in karma.
And I bet that has a lot to do with your success is the kind of person you are.
Yeah.
Totally.
And you're really like, after you just tell me you don't like talking about yourself all the time, I'm like, wouldn't you say that is your best quality?
Wouldn't you say you're really awesome?
And you're very successful.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would.
I feel like you like Mondays.
Do you like Mondays?
Yes.
I feel like they're a restart button.
How'd you know that?
I don't.
I just guessed.
Is that really a thing?
Yes.
He does.
He loves Monday.
Yeah.
It's like a fresh week to just kick in the face.
You know what I'm saying?
Great attitude.
Yes.
I try and push Mondays on my listeners all the time.
time because everyone's always like oh it's monday i can't wait for friday and then on my other
podcast called great therapy i was like i'm going to start like really like pushing mondays on people
because why does everybody want their weeks to go by so fast why do they want to get to friday like
live your mondays and be like hello this week let's do this let's do the damn thing yeah and like
slow down Friday because that means life's going too fast yeah that means you like your job too yeah i saw
there's like this viral video guy who's like a motivational speaker and he always like cusses a lot
in his thing oh Tony Robbins no not ton I love Tony Robbins yeah me too talk about a podcast oh he's
one of my dream guests that's how I found out about bulletproof oh he's a bulletproof guy Tony oh big
big bulletproof guy okay but uh but anyways this guy was just like talking about like people are
always waiting for Fridays you know like is like yeah but like every day
day needs to be the day that you're motivated to you know don't wait for friday to feel happy yeah
like feel happy on monday and and even if you're like okay maybe you don't love your job find ways
to love your job like i remember the best taxi ride i ever had this guy kept a cooler this was before
uber days he kept a cooler in his back seat of like soda and waters and he was the happiest that
His cab was so clean, and he was just, like, so positive.
And he goes, do I get road rage?
Yeah.
And he's like, do I have bad days?
Yeah.
He goes, but I like to make my customers happy because that makes my days better.
And I was like, you just upped your tip by, like, at least 20%.
Yeah.
Genius.
And it just probably makes him have better days, too, to be a little bit motivated to, like, you know, if you have a job, do your best job.
You know?
Have you heard about the Eniagram?
No.
It's a personality.
She is, okay.
Oh, she might be a seven with you.
So it's one through, one through nine, nine different personalities.
The enneagram.
Oh, I want one.
So he, yeah.
So you take the test, and it's nice because it's not like, congratulations on being you.
It's like, in stress, you are like this, and in growth you are like this.
And it's really interesting.
Anyway, he's a seven, so it's one through nine.
Okay.
And a seven, like, they describe them as their emotions.
Seven.
Seven.
All the way from.
Seven. Friends quote.
Yes.
Best episode of all done.
Their emotions range from ecstatic all the way down to happy.
Okay.
And that is it.
I mean, it's like you can wear people out with the amount of energy you have.
That could be me too.
It's just the life of the party.
Everyone's excited to surprise you or tell you good news because you celebrate them.
Oh.
He's a seven.
Okay.
What are you?
I'm a three.
Okay.
Which means what?
A three with a very.
strong two wing if I'm getting technical okay it's basically achiever so like it kind of
has filtered into us together like achieving things together yeah but also the two is a helper so
that's me in the corner and that is why you work so well it works it works this one oh I would
love to um take that test what do you think I would be on you might be a seven I might be a seven
and I think he I feel like you're kindred yeah yeah and I feel like you and Sean could be similar
but that again that's why opposites can work because that's what you need exactly i could never
date a seven no offense neither could he right neither just you just can't literally just combust like
i don't think too much too much energy in one the world can't handle two sevens yeah but i think
one of them one of the sevens would end up going to their stress right or something like that because
like i don't know because well i've been around sevens who like i toured with this this band and
And one of the guys was a super seven.
And, like, I came into their situation,
and he had already, like, established his sevenness.
And so I, you know what I mean?
Like, I was still, like, myself.
But, like, he was the life of the party all day, every day.
Okay.
And so I kind of shift, like, subconsciously shipped it.
It's getting into all the crazy personality stuff.
We love this kind of stuff.
And it's a cool one.
It's a cool one because when you meet people,
it's pretty easy to be like, oh, I think they might be this.
or that and you then know how to engage them or how like a friend of ours one of our very best
friends he's a peacemaker yeah which in in the midst of it you're like okay just like make up
your mind or like pick aside yes but he never will oh and then you like that's him that's him
and that's so okay i love that it's cool it's really cool enneagram
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Now back to Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristow.
Speaking of you being a three mixed in with a little two, I would love to hear more about
that between the two of you and how that's...
worked for you both because you go on tour together which some people would enjoy that time apart
but i think that that probably works for the two of you because you're a helper you're a go-getter
energy ball and i just want to hear more about that dynamic of relationship and touring together
and doing all of that yeah it's my favorite thing to talk about because as i said she has been
so involved and so you know present in my career like at belmont when before we were even
dating right she took picks she's taking every album cover photo she oh yeah because you you are very
a skilled photographer oh yeah yeah that was my that was my full-time job in college and then after
oh amazing full-time photography so you were helping oh yeah and so and then she shot the music video
for yours what did for my song yeah incredible so she shot that we had no label no budget no money
nothing and she was in the back of my SUV shooting me just walking
and down this road if you go look at it on
YouTube if you watch the video it's just me on
a road and it's like lightning rain
God being amazing
and that was it like nothing
yeah and so that was it
and so she made that video
but what everybody doesn't see is
that she is on the road with us
since 2000
since we got married
13 yeah 14
driving the van
no she would help drive I can why turn a trailer
I want to be married
to you.
Right?
Wow.
She's yeah.
And so literally she would be,
she's done so much out on the road that no other,
I feel like not many people would do that for their significant other.
You know what I mean?
And she set up the merch.
Oh, I could tell some merch.
Set up the merch table like that.
And then she would take pictures during the show.
Wow.
And then she would make a highlight video of the weekend that we were out.
So supportive.
Yeah. It's insane. And so, like, I am forever grateful. You know what I mean? Like, she has laid aside her dreams for these last few years to help get me off the ground and rolling. I mean, knowing and trusting that once that happens, like, she's good forever. Right. Yeah, of course. There was a, yeah, there was a plan in it. I really felt like, I remember in high school seeing, like, this vision of sitting side stage and, like, talking to people while they were.
crying or whatever yeah and I was like I was like I feel like I need to be in the music industry
like that's what I'm supposed to do so I went to Belmont did the whole thing but I hated performing
wow so I was like well I guess I have to do this and then when was it after we got married
I was sitting somewhere side stage and an artist just started telling me everything about his life
and I was like whoa like I had this like time warp of like this is what I saw yeah but I didn't
think this is how I would get here it was like this whole thing and then I would think back to my
childhood when I was in the van you know on our long drives I was sunrise shift with the boys they would
drive late they would drive to like 3 a.m and then park somewhere or maybe all the way till 5 or 6 and as
soon as the sun was coming up that was my I would say park us at a Starbucks and I will take over yeah
and so I would be driving and I would just like have these really sentimental thoughts of five boys in the
back and I'm driving and my mom used to do that yeah so my brothers played soccer really
competitively like national championships and stuff so tournaments were like Wisconsin to Dallas
and Wisconsin to Florida and so I grew up in the back of a van with five boys and I'm like this is
just so full circle it's like unreal like it's the easiest thing I've ever people are like how do you do
that you're like this was the easiest transition my life college dorm room full of girls that
was intense yeah this is the easiest thing
You're like, I'm home.
Yeah, I'm home.
I'm comfortable here.
Yeah.
Brushing our teeth in a pilot bathroom.
Oh, some of them were so gross, guys.
Like, so gross.
Yeah, it was a grind.
Yeah.
But I always say that the best stories come when you have, like, successful people doing what they love to do.
They have the best stories of how they got there.
And I think that's so beautiful that you guys have it together.
Yeah.
And we have a bus this year.
Yeah.
Oh, and then you feel spoiled.
Oh.
You're like, what?
I have a bathroom to brush my teeth.
And it's clean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what we can pee whenever I want.
Yeah.
Do you guys share a little bunk?
No, we used to.
Yeah, we used to.
Because that's intense.
So last year we were kind of on and off a bus for different stuff.
And so, yeah, we'd share kind of.
But then I would like wake up and go to my own bunk.
But this year we're leasing our own bus that we have the whole year.
And so the company was like, hey, we can build you a whole back bedroom with a full bed.
Thank God.
And we were like, one million percent, absolutely.
See, and you wouldn't have appreciated that bed as much if you didn't come from where you did.
Hey, seriously.
It sucked at times, but I wouldn't trade it because I literally will kiss the ground of this bus every single day.
I used to time my water drinking.
Like, I would drink a whole bottle as soon as we hit half tank.
And I wouldn't drink anything before that.
Like, I used to have to time it.
So you didn't have to pee?
Yeah.
When we were in the van.
Yeah.
How did you manage five boys?
always any with bladders yeah i yeah we were pretty
smaller than others yes we were pretty hardcore people would be like i have to pee i'm like
there's a bottle you didn't time this right yeah really you just yeah drummers have the
smallest bladders oh my gosh is that it's always the drummer really it's always the drummer wow
why is that i don't know what's your theory behind that because our drummer always has to piss
oh yeah that's what it is and he's the one that has to go in the bottles
I meant to talk about this at the beginning
because I've been so energized off this movie
We saw The Greatest Show
Oh
Russell, hit us
Hit us
I knew like
This is the greatest show
I'm not enough
You know?
I tried to sing long
And then I was like, nope
Nope
Can't be on your level
Or what's our favorite
What's the one we wake up singing every day?
The never
Oh
Never
Yes exactly
Is that the one
Or the other one
one is the um that one oh that was a great kids voice thank you yeah yeah i just i was so moved
by this movie oh i'm obsessed we got movie pass screwing on me just for the greatest showman
what is that you pay ten dollars a month and it's a subscription you can go to as many movies in theaters
as you want i've been to one movie in the last two years us too because because that's the point
But that's probably already paid for
But that's probably worth it already
Exactly yeah
Because that's a movie you have to see in the theater too
I hope by the time this comes out
It's still in the theater
And people can go because I mean I laughed
I cried I cried like five times
Just from being moved
Like if nothing sad was happening
I was just like something came over me
And my whole body felt something
And tears were just streaming down my face
Because of like what I was just witnessing
So good
And you can go twice now
So like we want to go
tomorrow so yeah we have guys let's go again tomorrow okay okay so down that's what that's what agreed
because the greatest showman is like no he held on to that dream for so long and i think that's what
connects with so many people absolutely is like follow your dreams it sounds cliche but like no and the
and that's what yeah it's hard to yeah it reminded me of you honestly because the i came home i saw
this will be my third time seeing it if we go tomorrow i saw it once without him and that quote at the end
what is it? It says the greatest form of art is bringing people joy or something. And that is
him like him. Like his songs, his everything. He's not like, oh my gosh, it's so fun.
Let's go. We've talked a lot about it. You're like, I'll be there.
Let's go. I'm in. I'll see you there. There's a lot of people who treat music as like their own
therapy and they like work through their own stuff and whatever. And then there's people who like create
medicine for people other people like that's him like his stuff is happy it's fun it's not like
and that stemmed from you learning lessons from trying to be something else didn't it like you had
obviously you can have inspirations and people who influence you but if you try and be somebody else
it's not going to work and i think i read that you did that same thing like you wanted to have like
keith urban vibes but then once you realize that wasn't working you just did what you're good at
and that's what worked absolutely
there's something so powerful about success off just being yourself yeah and it's the best it's the
easiest yeah when it's easier to be yourself than for me to pretend to be keith urban for 30 years
being successful you know that's that's actually really powerful because i have a lot of listeners
who are in their younger 20s and i think you know a lot of people in their younger 20s think if i was this
that would be attractive or if i was this that would i'd be more confident but not a lot of people
will just be like, no, this is who I am at 20, you know, two.
Right.
That's who I am and this is who I'm going to be.
And it doesn't come naturally to it.
Yeah, that's exactly where I was at.
I was 22 and trying to write the next Keith Urban smash.
And it wasn't until we got married, took a little, I didn't really take a break from all of that,
but I just, you know, took a step back.
And when I came back to writing, it was with like some of our best friends who knew me best.
we were friends at belmont in college they knew our relationship since before date we were even dating
and the second song we wrote together was yours and it was just like boom super honest super real
yeah they didn't like let me try to be somebody else they were like no this is how you know we
this is what we saw in your relationship and i was like oh yeah that's you know oh it's such a great
song too thank you we Sean and I both love it like love it love it well that's it's number
one for a reason.
Yeah.
It is.
We had so much FOMO when Canaan was on y'all's date.
Oh.
We were like, we want to do that.
That's a confession.
Oh, coveting.
We just adore those two.
Love them.
We were on tour with him when he did that.
Yeah, it was like right after that.
Really?
Yeah.
So they're good friends of ours.
Love them.
And I was like, dang it, Canaan.
We want to be on the bachelor.
But wait, no, he didn't actually go on.
They canceled his date to go on.
And so he just came to one of our dates like, that's what it was.
That's what it was.
Which was so more, it was more special.
But they are just lovely people.
We should all get together and have like a game's night.
Love it.
Because, yeah, we just.
Canaan, if you're listening to us, thanks for inviting us over for dinner.
Cool, bro.
We went to a haunted house with them and it was like, they were probably like,
Caitlin shut up.
I'm like very easily scared and I lost my voice, screamed at the top of my lungs.
I hit one of the, like, oh, actors in the face because he scared.
She ought to be so bad.
I was like, well, bam.
I just, like, smoked him in the face.
And I was like, oh, sorry, I'm really sorry.
I didn't mean to do that.
I love them, yeah.
Okay, so just going to go into Kenny Knott's.
I'm going to get a couple questions from you guys, and then call it a day.
Love it.
Now, I don't know if this is something you experience, but my DMs on Instagram can be a very scary place.
It can be a lovely place, but it can be a very scary place.
In fact, I tweeted one out today just because I was like,
look at what I get in my DMs sometimes.
People are the best and the worst.
I don't want to damp like the lovely messages.
I'm like, I'll cry because they're so awesome.
But some of the silly ones, I'm like, oh, this is a good Kenyanaut segment.
So do you guys have any good Instagram DM Kenyanauts?
I feel like I am not at a place yet that I have a lot of haters, really.
You know what I mean?
Which is beautiful.
Which is great.
Oh, yeah, which is great.
but I don't know what it like I'll give you an example okay give me an example so I'll go out of my way on
Instagram to make sure I tag every item of clothing I'm wearing because I know everybody asks like what
where's your hat from where is your shirt from where is and like my DMs are just full and so I'm
always like I tag each brand to the point of like my shirt and then my sweater and then my pants
and my shoes and who did my hair that day like everything I will tag it and I'll say to people like
just tap the photo that's and then I go into my DMs and they're like hey I love that
shirt you're wearing where'd you get it and I'm like oh can you not I tagged it and I went out of
my way bruh bra bra first world problems bro that's a good one that's a good I know not
everyone listening is like this is not relatable Caitlin can you not ours isn't really
relatable either I mean it's it's not a can you not it just makes me feel bad if they
we don't even you don't even check ours are set up that it goes into request is you're like
that you're like that yeah so like if we don't follow them we can
can't we don't see it but you can kind of see it right so the number of messages we get of can you
sing at our wedding yes and i i'm just i'm like can you not like we yeah first of all it's a weekend
we're going to be gone right we have shows every saturday from here until the rest of our lives
yeah it's not yeah don't hear us wrong it's not it's we i feel bad it's like we literally
cannot we cannot we cannot but we want to like i wish that i had enough money to take a private
Jet and one Saturday
go to like eight different weddings.
You know what I mean?
I would honestly love to do that.
I would love to crash
every single wedding.
You can crash some weddings and do that.
Would you imagine just showing up
saying yours at somebody's wedding?
I want to so bad.
Hey, do it at mine.
Also, yes, there we go.
And our other can you not is
Can you not Maroon 5 steal our idea.
They did that.
I was thinking that same thing.
They did that right when he wrote yours
and we were already planning on doing it.
No.
And then they did, so that's another Canyonot, Maroon 5.
Yeah, Maroon 5.
But there's just like a party vibe.
Ours could be like a tearjerker vibe.
Oh yeah, people would just like cry.
We're still going to do it.
Yeah, you should, as you should.
Yeah.
I am fully supporting this.
Do you watch The Bachelor?
Yeah.
Sorry, we're asking you questions.
Oh, no, you could, please.
I love when people turn the table.
You do.
Do you still watch it?
Do you watch it together?
Do you have like PTSD at all?
Yes.
Couldn't watch it for about three seasons.
Okay.
definitely had that like even still now Sean's like no I'd rather not but I'm like I'll do it for
the podcast yeah okay you you physically have felt that anxiety yes and it kind of brings you yes
like even hearing Chris Harrison's voice sometimes I'm like like he we facetined with him when I was
in New York and I was like why do I have this sudden anxiety I'm like oh my god it's your voice
oh yeah like that's how great yeah that's how crazy it is but I've started to rewatch and I
can I mean I can watch it and still I do get a little bit of anxiety and I don't use that term
lately like I actually do get like my chest starts tightening up but I just pretend it never
happened to me because it's such a whirlwind and it's so crazy that I actually was the bachelor
like I still can't wrap my head around that that I kind of like separated I'm like that one
I didn't go through that yeah just living a lie um okay another can you not for me is a lip sense
and the rodent fields
Rodan and field
Rodan field
oh yeah
they fill your
oh love your melon too
love love love the cause
but they
oh yeah
oh I have 500
requests
every college
reaches out
and we always do the same one
because we do it for
where Sean's from
Keen State
where he's from
where he went to college
and so we always do
it for Keen State
so I'm like every
I'm like oh my gosh
love the idea
love the cause
obsessed
but like that's a lot
of emails
and inbox and that same thing.
What is it, Rodan and Fields?
And the lip sense, because I always wear bright lips and people are like,
have you heard of this?
And I'm like, yes, thousands and thousands of times in my Instagram DMs, can you not?
Can you not?
I do not want lipstick to stay on for 12 hours.
I just don't.
That's very unreasonable.
I have used it, to be honest.
And did you like it?
It smells weird.
Oh, it's in, Russ.
When I'm putting it on, how does it sound?
Because you can't.
It's gross.
She's like breathing out of the side of the mouth.
close your mouth oh like you can't rub it oh so you're like yeah like you get to breathe it's like
in your spit it turns to do a heavy mouth breather yeah it's so gross but i did it i think first time
i did it was an award show something that i was like oh i can't go check right so that was nice
but it is it is intense that it doesn't really come off well and i just feel like the people selling it
are very pushy yeah i'm sorry to all my listeners if you sell it i'm really sorry but can you just
not can you not can you not i do like it
but can you not yeah yeah exactly we're so we're also like positive and like kind we're like
we don't want to hurt anybody's feelings and you guys are very special but can you not
okay so this is the one I tweeted I saw it this morning I'm like this one is genuinely like can you
not she said hey I'm a big follow of yours this is the whole backhanded compliment thing
I'm a big follower of yours but I just wanted to say it was nice to see you quote unquote
working at making bath bombs because I went to Lush.
Yes.
Lush Cosmetics Head Office and I made bath bombs.
And she's like, but do you even work?
Will you ever work?
I listen to your podcast, but I just wish you worked.
Okay?
Thanks.
Bye.
No.
Bye.
Bye to you.
Can you not?
What difference does it make if you work or not?
Podcast is working.
Yeah.
That is so true.
You know?
Yeah.
It's fun work, so it doesn't necessarily.
It doesn't feel like work, but that doesn't mean I don't.
don't get paid yeah right exactly yeah just because yeah just because you're not going into
an insurance company and right taking phone calls just because I get to drink at 9 30 in the
morning I have a candy not hey I have a cany not it's not necessarily my DMs but the like so
are you just on the are you just like his wife so are you just are you just arm candy are you
you just his wife and I'm like can you not I want to see you survive just going on to her like
just living in a bus that that's that is an
accomplishment and itself that is i hate when people downplay the so you just do that like even
even in the interviews like it must be like oh it's oh it's russle and his wife like did it do you
feel that when you're like i do so much for this totally but honestly the music video has
changed that so much it's like every radio station went to like oh my god your wife shot the
video like it's incredible oh my gosh but then they think i did it on an iPhone somewhere this like went
around like I couldn't possibly be a professional right like right right right and I'm
like excuse me you're like no no I know what I'm doing yes I shot it edited it started
it that's so great things people good for you yeah can you not yeah that's a good one
can you not can you not it's a real can you not there we go and that's it for our game of
can you not wow right yep I'm a I'm a songwritery that's fine
I don't know if you know, but I'm a songwriter.
That was really good, though.
I need a little jingle.
Yeah.
Ooh.
I do need a jingle because, like, there's a little voiceover that goes,
can you not?
But I need a jingle.
Okay.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Can you not?
Yeah.
No.
Perfect.
Can you not?
Explosions.
Yeah.
Always ends.
When in doubt, when in doubt, end with explosions.
That's like growing up
I was in musical theater
and I was a singer and a dancer
and I was just like a performer
and my mom was also
she's a professional ballerina
and she's a choreographer
and she's just like very talented
in that world
and so she was always the choreographer
for the musicals that I was in
and her favorite move in the world
was the collapse at the end
like a big dance number
and you're like
da-da-da-da-ba-da boom
you collapse
so that's what that just reminded me of
explosion
You should make her off the vine one, too.
Russell Deified.
Oh, okay.
It'll come to me.
You just looked at my picture on the wall.
It's so cute.
This is what everyone sees.
It's so cute.
I love that picture.
Oh, thanks.
Also, that glass.
Is it like bulbous on the bottom?
Extra bulbous?
Okay, so there's a wine store in Nashville on, it's in East Nashville, and it's right
across from battered and fried.
Okay.
Yeah, the wine merchant.
Yes.
What is, is it East Nashville?
Not Eastman.
Oh, whatever.
Sounds like something it would be called.
Tight.
But that's, they sell those wine glasses there if you.
That's interesting.
Extra bulbous, yeah.
Yeah, that'd be a good squirrel.
Oh, you need to show her your break.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I was told, wait, can I record this?
I was told.
But you need more champagne.
Is it all gone?
No.
Is it all gone?
Oh, yeah.
That's plenty.
Okay.
So, okay.
So, okay.
You can film it, yeah.
Because I have to film it because then I can.
put this out as the teaser yeah the teaser okay so where this came from i don't honestly don't know
it's kind of like you can use it in many situations like oh this is an awkward situation or like
if people get too snooty on wine like if they're like da-da-da-da so when like a sommelier comes up
or whatever because people people can get wine snobby and so this is how i diffuse the situation
you know you give it a little swirl as if it was red wine you smell oh wow oh oh
Wow. That's the hashtag wine glass challenge.
That is incredible.
Yeah, wine glass challenge.
Is that one bigger?
Oh, yeah.
Well, yeah, because that's what I was, okay, I'm not going to lie.
That's why I tried to hand him the glass at the beginning of this podcast.
I tried to hand, I had Russell the glass with the stem because I was going to eventually make you do this party trick if we got there.
Challenge accepted.
And, oh, I'm just really, really impressed.
Yeah, this is definitely the widest.
one in the room, too.
It's a huge glass.
Huge.
I can't wait for the people to see because I know my listeners and I know that they'll be like,
wow.
Yeah.
So if anyone is up to the challenge, hashtag wine glass challenge.
Like he does it when they come with the bottle and they're like, how is it taste?
You know, like they're paying attention to you.
Like they give you the taste and he swirls and does and then he swallows the glass lips around.
And the waiters are like, ah.
If I was ever serving you and you did that, I would just start bowing.
I would bow down and I would be like, good job, sir.
Yeah.
Well, like, we were at, so a bunch of, it was a radio convention here in Nashville.
So all the big dogs in country radio were in town.
And so we went to this really nice dinner and sat down and ordered like great wine and like the head of my label is like literally straight across from me.
I was like, guys, just want to raise a toast
and, you know, thanks all for being here.
All right, cheers, drink up.
And then I did it.
And do people love it?
Oh, they loved it.
Oh, yeah.
Loved it.
Aid it up.
Because, like, who?
Nobody does that.
No one.
I'll tell you who does.
Russell Dickerson.
Boom.
Yeah, he does.
That's incredible.
That's one of my favorite things I've ever seen.
This is delicious.
Is it good?
Yeah, I like it.
We normally buy the black, fresh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh,
the matte black one?
Totally know what you're talking about.
Fresh, quish, quush, quush.
Oh, mm-hmm.
I'm going to go look that up, but no.
That along with your interview room at Graham.
But I'm Googling when I get home.
This is, it's bright sellers, but it's, they, this is an actual ad.
Go ahead.
We take a brief pause from the podcast.
We usually do this at the beginning of the podcast, so I don't even know.
I'm so confused.
I'm throwing off.
But it's, they send you four different bottles of whatever you like each month.
Full bottle?
One, two, three.
Sorry, four full bottles.
Four.
Full bottles.
Cool.
Yeah, a month.
Full bottles.
Full bottles.
Or champagne.
So it's proscego.
It's delicious.
Okay.
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We have some questions.
People really love you guys.
From the webs?
Yeah.
All right, nice.
We love them bad.
You sure do.
Yeah.
so a couple on my phone and a couple because it was Facebook and Twitter so I'm going to have to go back and forth here first question it's for both of you and Nina don't know her last name but she asks what movie could you guys watch over and over and never get tired of East Ventura probably my girl Nina dumb and dumber dumb and dumber yeah I have I can reenact every 437 yeah same same same what about you how to lose a guy in 10 days?
A great movie.
Or Runaway Bride.
Oh, I haven't watched it in a while.
Oh, Richard Gear.
Richard Gear, always.
Always.
You're like Julia.
We're like Richard Gear.
Julia, too, though.
That one's funny.
I like the funny rom-coms.
I guess all rom-coms are funny, but.
Yeah.
No, I'm picking up what you put in.
Shelby T.
Wants to know if you built a tree house, what would it look like?
And what would be in it?
Speaking of tree house that we talked about Valentine's Day,
Just kidding.
What would it be like, oh, I love tree houses.
Yeah.
They're like what dreams are made of.
Yeah.
What would it be like?
I don't know, somewhere that I could just sleep, play guitar, hang out.
Yeah.
Just a little sanctuary.
Just peace and quiet.
Yeah, I hear that.
I'm going to go build a tree house.
Would it be fancy or like?
No.
No.
You've actually talked about this.
Like behind our house, there's like a bunch of woods.
Yeah, I know.
It came up in an ad on my Instagram.
feed that you
I'm just kidding
I don't know
there's like a bunch of woods
you need a tree house
and he's like
he's legitimately been like
I kind of want to just
even like a deer stand vibe
just that I can go out there
and just read if I want to
that's what he said
oh that's sweet
yeah yeah
peaceful yeah
tree houses he's an outdoors
tree house subscription service
popped up on your answer
yeah you just wait for
I'm going to send you guys
screenshots
Maris 207
lover
we love Maris 200
if it was 208
Nope, 207.
Don't get too ambitious.
Yes, come on.
An odd number.
Very ballsy.
She said, I can't wait.
I just want to ask Kaylee how she can control herself from asking Russell listening yours to her all the time.
I actually saw that one.
Yeah.
And I laughed and I said to Russell's like, little does she know.
I literally hear it every night.
Like every night, every show.
Oh, yeah.
So I really do hear it all the time.
Yeah, you look, I don't need it.
I'm not over it.
I'm definitely not over it.
No one will ever be over it.
And it's really cute.
He always like, are usually.
if he has enough time before he sings it
he like gives me a little shout out
oh it's real because you're the
inspiration it's very cute he's very
yeah it's always fun during the show to find her too
I have to find where she's where she's standing
where's Waldo but it's always
Kaylee oh that's fun that's a fun game
you're like that's okay
it's fine I guess it's no candy land
yeah right
mine is bejuled that's my weakness
Bethany
she said love love coffee with Kaylee
They will thrive on the pod.
So they said, since you guys are a couple goals, who is your relationship inspiration?
Oh my gosh, I have it.
Yes.
The guy I need to look up his name.
And let me just say it.
Jeffrey.
Geoffrey.
He's on Instagram.
Guys, this is going to blow your mind.
Geoffrey.
He's like 90.
Walker.
Jeffrey Walker.
It's the G-E-O-F-F-R-E-I.
Yeah.
It's like, is that Geoffrey or is it Jeffrey?
I don't know.
But he and his wife, he's like, he's 90, and they live in England, and he, all he does is post videos of him, like, walking in the garden or like, nope, nope, I got to follow.
This is his.
I'm just going to an eye launching club, and we've all got to wear a hat representing Valentine's Day.
Oh, like, I'm in love.
It said this is our 60, this is our 68th Valentine's.
day i can't i actually cannot with these people like he like he just walks around like his garden
outside and he's like looking at the garden today oh great accent like wrote walk down to the
walk down to the river today and it was about three and a half kilometers he's really good at an australian
he's like three and a half kilometers over there he's good at that aggressive the only thing
i can say and like it's like oh that's so good so sorry oh well it's like it's like it's like
An R.
So good.
Sorry. Yeah, there you go.
Okay.
Okay, I feel better about it now.
Yes, so they are hashtag relationship goals.
Absolutely.
They're just so cute.
And what is coffee with Caleb?
Is this like a...
So it started, radio tour was like when I couldn't necessarily go with him all the time because
we're a companion pass on Southwest, which is life changing.
Yeah.
But some of the flights were random places and then we'd have to pay for my flight.
So he makes coffee every morning.
This is also in his credit every single morning.
I'll wake up to coffee.
It's the cutest thing.
So when he was gone, but he's boozy about his coffee.
Like, it's all, like, freshly roasted, and we do, like, subscription fresh coffee.
He makes chemics, like, the pour over thing.
Well, I had never done it.
And so he was gone, and one day I was like, this is going to probably be hilarious.
I'm going to just film it.
Yeah.
And I did, like, a time lapse or so, no, a real video of me trying to do it.
And I just, like, opened the filter totally wrong.
Like, it was disaster.
and it just kind of came out of nowhere.
And then I would just sit and talk about stuff
because I was bored and had no one to talk to you
because I was home alone.
It usually stems from when he's gone.
Like he's never there when I make coffee with Kaylee.
Okay, okay.
And I like need someone to talk to you,
so I just talk to my phone.
As we all do.
Yeah, yeah.
So it's, that's where it came from.
And then it turned into like some people would ask questions.
I would see in the messages or like talk on specific things.
Oh, that's cool.
I like that.
It's kind of like, it's kind of like,
the whole like sitting in the corner on a couch thing
but with everyone
totally you are like you're very approachable
and I find that even like across
like I watched a couple of your Instagram stories
and I'm like I can't wait to talk to her
like you do have that vibe where
people are just yeah
absolutely and literally
she's done coffee with you've literally done like five
yeah really honestly haven't done it's not like
no she's not like
maybe it's 10 I thought I was like
she doesn't have a theme song or yeah
and this is like since February
But everyone, you have the right guy to come up with a theme song.
I'll go to shows and they give me mugs that say coffee with Kaylee.
What?
And I'm like, what?
It's a thing.
That just shows you that the success that could come from coffee with Kaylee, you need to make this your empire.
I know.
I know.
I mean, honestly, you've probably done seven.
Yeah, I really haven't done that many.
And it's just Instagram stories.
But yeah.
That's amazing.
Coffee with Kaylee.
I'm into it.
Coffee with Kaylee.
There we go.
There it is.
The jingle master.
Oh, God.
Okay.
That's pretty much all the time.
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Okay so I always end my podcast with a joke
This one I feel like you guys are going to know
Can't wait
And I hate when people know it
Is it a dad joke?
Oh all of my jokes are bad jokes on Twitter
With the Danny Tanner as the profile picture
Of course I do
Okay you totally are going to know this one then
How do you make a tissue dance
Put some buggy in it
Put a little boogie in it.
Yeah.
It's always good.
I feel like you have some good dad jokes, too.
Yeah, please tell.
I just want to go to Danny Tanner.
Okay, do it.
All right.
Do you have another joke?
I'm starting to run out because I tell them all on my podcast.
Okay.
Let me think.
This is my niece's joke.
Ooh, I like this.
I just burped.
Why does, why don't elephants have suitcases?
but keep things in trunks yes oh they keep it in their trunk i love jokes
me do okay we're ready for i could i can see it in your eyes you found a good one
no oh my gosh what i'm so excited
i love this weas laugh it's oh i do a good weas laugh oh it kills me the one um my great
therapy podcast i realize i have so many different laugh
and one of my main is the and it's like like the the high-pitched squeal that comes out is very aggressive yeah it's it's a real thing oh my god okay this is kind of gross this is kind of gross my head pain just came unplugged oh is that okay yeah it's fine uh eight three this is kind of gross i'm just letting it no gross it's good eight three bowls of alphabet soup earlier just had the biggest vowel movement
That's like gross.
That's hilarious.
Hilarious.
That's hilarious.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
And then I just wanted to know, like, where people can find you, whether it be Instagram or your music, like, tell us all the places we can find you and any big news you want to share.
The music is everywhere you listen to music.
Turn on the radio, people.
Yeah, turn, yeah.
Wow, smack.
That was a good one.
Wow.
Turn on the radio.
Russell digerson.com
That has every
All the tour dates
All the music
All the socials
Socials at Russell
E.D.
Okay.
Russelled.
Getting rustled.
Oh.
Two L's.
If you spell one L
I will.
That's a can you not.
Ooh.
That's my freaking
Can you not.
Russell with one L.
Is that even a thing?
Well, Russell sprouts is one L.
So people
associate.
Oh, unfortunate.
Yes.
Think of things.
I think of having the name, Caitlin.
They spell it like 80 different ways.
Oh, and Kaylee.
Oh, yeah, you do you do a word?
Totally.
Starbucks.
Oh, it's a thing.
Do you say, when you go up to Starbucks, are you like, that's two L's?
I just say Russ.
Oh.
Yeah.
I say, and they put RU.S.
Yeah.
So many, like, man.
God bless Starbucks.
That just shows your, like, your being.
Like, the thing that pisses you off is two L's.
Spelling Russ with two Ls.
It is.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah.
Mine's Kaylee, like, Bailey's in.
Cream
Kaye
K-A-I-L-E-Y
K-L-E-Y
K-L-E-Y
K-L-E-E-Y
Oh, do you do that?
That's what I was thinking
Oh, you're thinking about that.
No, I didn't think of that
but just
until just now.
Well, guess what?
That's the song
you're going to be hearing
all day.
Oh, you didn't wear your shirt.
What, what shirt?
Oh, the one we got you.
You can also find that on Russell Diggers.
Oh, it's nice material.
Do you like it?
We don't play around.
Oh, this is great.
That's our, that's your tagline.
It's a tagline.
Runs on coffee and red one.
This, first of all, speaks to me.
Boom.
It's a cute shirt.
Yeah.
And I'm going to wear it.
Yeah.
Got you, girl.
Tonight.
I'm supposed to wear it the whole time.
Oh.
She did, guys.
We'll take a picture.
She did.
Exactly.
I'll change.
We'll take a picture.
Forget me.
And then last, I just wanted to tell people I'm doing a giveaway.
Give it.
On my Facebook page, I have this Facebook group of Vino, as I call them.
The loveliest group of people, it's all just like females supporting other females in this group.
And males are welcome too, but it's just like the most beautiful page you've ever been a part of.
And so I wanted to do a giveaway because I love everybody so much.
And all you have to do is, I mean, go to my Instagram page, give that a quick follow at Off the Vine podcast.
And then click the link to the Facebook page, join the group.
You have to be a Vino.
Well, you're listening to this, obviously, you're vinyl to join the group.
And then all you have to do is compliment somebody.
That's all you have to do.
Oh, my gosh.
And you're going to win something.
Also, I'm obsessed with your real Instagram.
Oh, yeah.
I'm, like, so into that.
I really love it.
It's a very, like, the response is, like, what makes me keep doing it.
I'm like, oh, my gosh, this small thing that just, like, I can do that is actually, like, has made me really vulnerable doing it, but I've gotten more and more comfortable with it.
And I'm like, why am I so vulnerable being me on Instagram?
That's such a weird, bizarre world.
But the response, I'm like, I just love where women are.
today. It's beautiful. It is a beautiful thing. I loved it. Thank you. I appreciate that.
You should be in the Facebook group. Oh, done. Vino. Also, how genius is that?
Love it. Thanks. So genius. Thanks. So, genius. Thanks. So if you're already in the group,
you're automatically entered. We just, we just need to see you complimenting someone. And you can
win, uh, it's like cute water bottles, like glass water bottles with sains on them. We all know
we love that. See the T-shirt? We love it. Um, wine glasses, mugs. You're going to win
something from shop state of great. State of Grace. Yes. I thought I said that wrong.
Champagne's kicking in.
Thank you guys so much for coming on the podcast.
Thank you for having us.
Such a blast.
Thank you for doing your party trick.
Thank you for sharing your sentimental moments with us, your confessions.
Great podcast.
Everybody on the floor.
Great podcast to you.
Thank you, sir.
Yeah.
Try to keep it on fire.
In fuego for you listeners out there.
In fluego.
On or in?
In flames.
Oh.
In.
He's speaking, he's all...
Have you ever been to Disney World?
Have I been to Disney World?
Have you heard about...
Have you heard about...
No.
No.
I just think of Simpsons, Monorail.
Have you...
No.
You don't know if I'm talking about it.
There's a monorail episode of Simpsons.
No, I haven't.
Or maybe I have.
Yeah.
Maybe this is the outro of the show because the doors are closing on our podcast.
Yes.
And on the monorail, when the doors are closing, he goes,
Porta-Vortemortemun,
I'm Caitlin Bristow, and I'll see you next Tuesday.
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