Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Skinny Confidential: With Lauryn Evarts Bosstick and Michael Bosstick

Episode Date: August 28, 2018

Kaitlyn hangs out with Lauryn Evarts-Bostick and Michael Bosstick the hosts of Skinny Confidential to talk about their marriage, Lauryn shares some skincare tips, and some interesting uses for coconut oil. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Welcome to Off the Vine. I'm your host, Caitlin Bristow. And in the studio today, okay, tell me, is it Everts? Do you say it Everts? Lauren Everett's Bostick. At Typhens, like Kim Kardashian-West. Say it again. Lauren Everett's Bostick.

Oh, okay. It depends how she's feeling. If I pissed her off that day or not, so sometimes it's Lauren Everts and sometimes Lauren Everett's Bostic. Oh, okay. And you're Michael Bostrick. Now, I wanted to say, I butcher names all the time. Me too.

Even the easiest ones, I'll be like, Smyth. It's like, it's Smith, Caitlin. That's me. I mean, me too. I get it. So I was like, wanted to guess. I'm like, can you say it? Because like, maybe I pronounce it wrong.

But the amount of people that call me like Catherine, I'm like, it's clearly Caitlin. Bristow-y, it's Bristow. Anyways, thank you guys for being on the podcast today. Thank you for having you. I've been on your podcast. Yes. How long ago was that?

That was probably a year and a half ago when we first started podcasting. And we wanted to have you on like I just told you because you've such an incredible community. Oh, thank you. It was over Skype, but it was fun. It was fun. Yeah, now we're in person. You know how it happened because this used to be, we started self-producing our show.

Yeah. And then we joined a network, which was podcast once. Right. You're actually sitting where we used to sit. There you go. So you're comfortable here. It's full circle. Yeah.

Full circle moment. And then left and then now we have another network. But yes. That's how it all happened. I think it was right at the time when you were starting your podcast. Oh, really? Yes. Yeah.

I don't think you had a podcast. Yeah. I don't think I did either. Yeah. That's so interesting. I just remember you asked me, like, I was still so new to this world, and you asked me, like, my skincare routine, and I was like, do people care? And people do. And now you know.

Yes. Everyone wants to know your skin care routine. That's so funny, because now I'm, like, asking yours. Like, I didn't get it before because I feel like, I feel like once you get into this world of, like, social media and maybe just the time we're in, now people, like, really care about makeup and skincare and what people's routine is. And so now I'm like, okay, this is such a stupid thing to bring up right now. But do you see this line on my face right here? Okay. I would have never seen that if you didn't point that out.

But do you know what it is or what I can do about it? Wait, tell me more about the line. Okay. It's, I don't know where it just came out of nowhere. I kind of have it on the other side, but it's like not as aggressive. It's like this dark line that in certain lighting, you can really see it in another lighting. It's like not so aggressive. I felt like you can maybe really see it in this lighting.

You can't. It's hyperpigmentation? I don't know. So I tried skin bleaching creams that, like I've tried everything. Have you tried laser? Like, have you tried going to a doctor and getting laser? I went to Simone, Simon, Orion, whatever. What did he say?

He did cool laser on my face. Okay. And the rest of my face, it was amazing. And then just that one line just doesn't f-off. Okay. This is who I would go to. We just had Dr. Jason Diamond on our podcast. Okay. He did Chris's facelift.

Okay. He did her ears. What do you mean he did her ears? She got her ears smaller because they were like hanging. Her lobes, her lobes from earrings. Oh. So he was the most interesting doctor, and he just knows everything about the face. So I would book an appointment with him, and he is truly an artist.

He's right down the street. Really? Yeah. Okay. He's amazing. Text me that after this. I'll text you the info. Because I'm going to look into that.

Because I feel like I've tried everything. People that are listening are like, oh, my God, I don't know what you're trying about. She doesn't have a line on their face. You wouldn't notice it unless you pointed out. There's a buttload of makeup on it as well. Like, when I don't have makeup on it, it's like, it's there. It looks great to me. Well, thank you.

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That was honest.com slash Vine and code honest to save $25. off your first month's diapers and wipe shipment. Anyways, tell us about the skinny confidential. Tell us how it became how it's blown up into this big thing. You guys are really like killing it right now. Tell us everything. So I started the blog. And you guys are married, right?

We're married. Yes, we're married. Because you weren't married when I talked to you, right? We had just gotten married. Or maybe around. We just got married. We got to pull the day. While we're doing this, I'm going to pull up the air.

Keep talking. I'm going to pull it up. Okay. You pull it up, Michael. You get the numbers. That's boring to me. I started the blog. years ago. Okay. So I'm like an OG blogger. I started when it wasn't cool, like at all.

What made you start a blog if it wasn't? Were you like, oh, this is about to blow up? I'm going to get in there. I was bartending. I had $80 in my bank account. I was teaching Pure Bar and Pilates. And I joined a sorority. I was going to school full time. And they told me that I owed $800. And I was like, wait a minute, you're going to tell me that I owe $800 to have friends a semester. And so my brain started like thinking how I could do this and how I could do it online and how I could create this community and how I could do it even bigger everywhere and how I could do it for free. And that's kind of how the blog started. It was based off like cultivating this community of everyone's tips, tricks and secrets, which is why I asked your skincare routine.

I love it. And just sort of bringing that all together and showcasing everyone. It wasn't more about like what I ate, what I wore. It was more sharing supermodels and my secrets and my friends' secrets and just bring it all in one place, which is why it's called the skinny confidential, get the skinny. Yeah. You know? I got it. And then Michael and I started working together. We were not engaged when I started. And we started a podcast like what? Two years ago.

Were you dating at this point? We were dating. How did you guys meet? We met when we were 12. Stop. I love these stories so much. That's so romantic. I met when you were 12.

Okay, tell me everything. She saw me and she said, oh my God, I got to chase this guy. I didn't see you because you were 4-1 and I was 5'7. I couldn't see you. I tell this story. She came into sixth grade. I looked over and I thought she was a second. substitute teacher because she was fully developed and I was like probably yeah four foot one and she

came in like fully developed woman and I was like wow look at that the teacher yeah so we started like dating when we were 12 13 14 if you can call that dating got caught in the closet by my dad oh wow yeah that's dating it got serious pretty soon yeah and then we broke up through high school and college and he reached out aggressively after what do you mean at college yeah what do you mean? What do I mean? What's aggressively reaching out? I was in hot pursuit. I knew what I wanted. Right? And so I just went after it. Pretty aggressively. Very

aggressively. But in what way? I need to know why this is aggressive. It's funny. It's weird. We both dated and had other relationships especially in college. Of course. But I always had a spot for Lauren. Like I never really developed a really serious relationship with any other woman.

And for a long time, I was like, oh, what's wrong? Like, you know, probably have a lot of bad past relationships because of it. Because I knew like I was looking for something like that, but like Lauren. And so when I got out, I said, you know, we should hang out and, you know, come on this trip with me. And she said, no. And then I said, okay, your friend's going on this birthday party. Come on this trip with me.

She said no. And finally I convinced her to go on this trip that a lot of our friends were and started really pursuing her and dating her. And then we've been together ever since we've never broken up. We've never been apart since then. We're together all the time. Which I know you know a lot about. I do, yes. That's really romantic, though.

I love stories of when people like had crushes on each other, especially. if it goes back that far, and then you did your own thing, and then you come back together. Those are my favorite stories. It's the best because there's something about being together and being really intimate and then breaking up and go doing your own thing and then you come back full circle. Especially if you are meant to be because then you really appreciate each other even more. And you like, okay, I know what else is out there and I know you're my person. And then you have confidence in that relationship even more, like even though it sucks to know

that your partner is with other people, but you're like, no, because they wanted me at the end. Totally, exactly. Kind of like The Bachelor, the Bachelorette. It kind of is. You just go through all these relationships, and you're like, I'd hand out a few roses. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, you handed out a few bouquets.

A few bouquets, but you got the final rose. So Michael didn't work with me for a long time. I think we started working together two years ago, so he started working with me after six years. But he has his own stuff. I come from, like, the direct-to-consumer marketing space. I've developed brands online for a long time. And like we were talking about before, my most recent company is we have an actual female focus podcast network called Dear Media that I'm the head of.

Yeah, amazing. And so we've always intersected in business just because we're married and we're a couple and I have interest in her doing well. She's interested in me doing well. But she definitely, the skinny confidential is her thing. I have my own things. And then we have the podcast together. Okay. That's basically like the one thing we have to do.

Well, I was going to say, and this is a big thing for me is that I am like, people always think, oh, you guys are so perfect and you have this. perfect relationship. And I'm like, well, no, because we don't have a business together and we don't have, like, this banter over podcasting. Like, I feel like people, it's probably refreshing for people to hear you too because you can have this healthy banter and fight and talk about fighting. But for everyone with us, they just see us on social media. So they think we live this perfect relationship. And I'm like, oh, no, there are real struggles. But how do you guys, I was going to ask how you have all this together and stay so strong, because your best friends. Do we? Do we? No, it's definitely a fight. Oh, yeah. Well, like, the podcast we get in

fights all the time like on the podcast um i think have we gotten it's maybe a couple not like i mean listen our fights aren't like like like you know screaming last night i almost punched you in the face oh um that happens yeah but it's not it's not like i would say it's like we recover quickly that's we all say like we can bicker we can go out each other but it's like we know we're you know what we're there to do and we know that we're committed to our relationship and love each other but so there's a lot of recovery really fast but definitely like just i mean it's unrealistic to look at a couple and think that there's not those arguments and and i think so Social media does a bad job of portraying that a lot of time because people feel bad about them.

They're like, oh, my relationship's not like that. I mean, I'm sure you and your boyfriend, fiancee, congratulations. Thank you. Have fights all the time. I used to love to say the word fiancé. It sounds so bougie. It's like fiancé. See, and I don't like it.

Why? It's so amazing. I don't. It sounds kind of, I know what you're saying. It sounds a little like highbrow. Yeah. It's a fiance. Like, I just don't feel like it's like a normal word.

I don't know. I have weird words that I like and don't like. Like, I really enjoy the word picnic. Okay. all right fiancee not so much go on go on a picnic with your fiancee that's a tricky sentence for me because i don't like when are you guys getting married no idea no idea no that's exactly how i was i was four years engaged oh yeah yeah see we're three take your time yeah here's what i'll tell you you could be with a long time if you're going to be with your time live it up oh yeah you know there's

no expectation right now with kids just live it up relax tell everyone else to relax and do what you want to do. And I froze my eggs, so I also don't have this pressure of, like, needing to get pregnant and, like, having, because I really want to have a family one day. And so now I just don't feel like that clock is ticking for me. I'm like, oh, I got a backup plan. Like, I can wait a few more years. Did it hurt to freeze your eggs? Well, I was asleep, but it was quite a process. Like, I had to do two weeks of, like, self-injections, like needles in your stomach, which I know that sounds awful and it really wasn't. I'm not, like, I'm not good with needles. And I was, I'd be like, like, no problem.

What happens when you inject yourself? Do you, like, bloat up? Oh, I'll show you a photo after this. I looked like I was about four months pregnant by the end of the process. And my, I was so fertile that I was actually, my blood work said I was pregnant. Wow. Yeah. So they, they, you put so much, like, yeah, it's, I mean, I don't want to do all the medical

terms because I don't know. But by the end of it, I was so bloated, so moody. And my blood work said I was actually pregnant, and then you go under for the surgery, and then they go in and take as many eggs as they can. And now you have eggs that you can use whenever you want. Yes. Wow. I mean, I want to do it naturally, but it's like in case because I'm 33 and I don't know when I'm going to be ready. I'm hoping by the time I'm 35, and then I'll try to do it naturally.

But if I can't, that option is there for me. Why did you decide to do that? I didn't even know this was a thing until my girlfriend Whitney, who was on The Bachelor with me. she's a fertility nurse and so she that's what she does and so she's had this conversation with me so many times um because your eggs apparently get older but your uterus can carry like until you're like 70 but it's your eggs that get older so she told me everything and why i should do it and and then her team ova in chicago set it all up for me and i did it and what if i were going to do this what would you rate the whole situation oh i don't know why people wouldn't do it

oh god what is helicals told me too she's like you she's like you have to freeze your eggs you've got to do it you should what would be holding you back i don't know it just seems like it seems like a very intense process it it is but it's it goes by really quickly if you do it with ova which i highly recommend they are like by your side through the whole thing and they're so knowledgeable and they're so comforting and they help you and they make it almost like a pleasant experience like you kind of leave there and you're like i'm sad to go because you've just become so close with everybody there and I mean I was under for maybe 15 minutes like okay it's a that's very simple it's honestly I don't know why people wouldn't do it I wish we could just

freeze Michael's eggs and he could do everything from me I don't have a lot to contribute to this conversation but I think it's cool that you talk about it because a lot of people don't talk about this stuff and I think it's important for women to to know about these options and I know and a lot of people some people got really sensitive with me because um they thought I was just like celebrating how easy it was for me to be able to do that. And some women aren't lucky enough to be able to do that. But honestly, if I get pregnant on my own, I am like so willing to donate my eggs. Also, one of my best friends is gay.

I would love if he wanted to have kids, which he does. Like, I would love to donate my eggs for that. And I just think, like, I don't know what's going to happen to me either. Something could happen to me where freezing my eggs actually helps me if I can't get pregnant. So I don't want people to think I'm insensitive to if for people who can't get pregnant um but just yeah again i want people to know that yeah it's this is an option for me and it could be an option for somebody else and obviously i'm like an open book with people about what i do in my life so i was that's badass yeah i still wish the guy could carry so we could

drink wine well the only thing here's what i think once you're done having kids i think the guy should get the surgery to um yeah yeah oh okay just like as a little payback a little snippet payback yeah you like i heard that surgery is really really painful good that's a good little payback My dad had to get it, and he had to get it later, and they said that they, you know, they go in and they give you the shot right in the, you know. And your balls? Yeah. And he said that he twitched so hard that he threw his back out because it was so painful. Well, you know what?

I bet you're not as painful as pushing a watermelon out of garden halls. Yeah, Michael, I feel like that's, yeah, I feel like your dad's little twitch in the scheme of things isn't really. But that's men's pain tolerance compared to women's. Like, it's a proven fact. Like, I'm not just being, you know, it really is lower. and that's i was reading something because i was having anxiety the other day and my girlfriend was like women will pass off heart attacks as anxiety because their pain tolerance is so high that they'll be like i'm probably just having anxiety yeah see michael i'm i told michael i'm done

oh men oh men are done when they have a cold i'm naming my first born cold when he gets a cold it's like i hear the word cold every second yep yeah it's game over when men get a cold oh my god yeah i'd rather get beaten i'd literally rather get the what is that no yeah you can oh okay i'd literally rather get the shit about me than then get a cold. I can't stand it. I was sick for two weeks last week. No, what is it? You feel pain? Like, what is it? No, I just don't, I don't. You know what I love? Do you know what I love? We're dissecting his cold when I literally was cut open last week. Yeah, tell me. That's, that's the most amazing thing about this whole thing, you know? Isn't that? I very much sympathize with, with you and that. Let's talk about

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Tell me about how you got cut open and Michael, have you stepped up and taken care of this woman? We put her in this really nice recovery center for the first two or three days, which is probably, listen, it's better all around. I always says we put her. Like we put her away. It's better for me. It's better for her. It's better for the relationship. And there's professionals there because I'm professional in some things, but in

caregiving, like nursing is not the best. Right. So we put her there, she recovered. And then she's been home now, and I've been doing my best. I don't think people know why you've been cut open. So please tell us a story. Yeah. I got my second boobotomy.

Yeah, I got a lumbotomy. I got my second boob job. I had my boobs done when I was 19, and you're supposed to get him done every 10 years. Right. Right. One was bottoming out. What is it? Like, heavier?

It was like, one was perky looking and the other was perky too, but the implant was, like, coming out of the bottom a little bit. And that's dangerous, right? it's just not ideal. Right. And I try, like I said, I tried to be proactive. Yeah. And nip it in the bind instead of letting it get lower and lower and lower. Yes.

And so I've just been recovering for the last week. And when you first got it, was that painful? You know what? It's not that bad. It's just sore. I think everyone should do the research with everyone's different, but for me, it hasn't been that bad. I just feel like my boobs are so small that if I got any put in, it would stretch it so badly that it would

hurt. Your boobs look great. I think you look amazing. Thank you. I do love my boobs. Yeah. Your boobs look great. Thank you.

For me, I have always, like, ever since I was little, I've always wanted a little bit more proportion. Like, they just fit my body better with a little bit bigger. Yeah. No, I hear you. Yeah. So 400 CC, I wrote about it on the blog, and brought the audience along. Oh. Yeah.

What do you mean? Kind of the same, like, what you did with your eggs. Okay. I wanted, I really wanted to just talk about it because I think so many people, as you know, get procedures on social media and they don't show it with the audience. Yeah. And I understand that. But also, I think it's important, too, to. sometimes pull the curtain down and, you know, show what's really happening.

Well, and I think it says a lot about your confidence, too, that you're willing to just share that with people because not everyone's going to like you. Right, but the people who do it, like, you know, people appreciate realness and honesty and, like, that you would do that for them because a lot of them want to know. Yes, exactly. If they're following you, they want to know. When you shared your story with about your eggs, like so many people resonated with that. Yes, it was.

And, you know, I really felt like empowered by it, too, because, you know, like, as women were very hard on our bodies and we're like have our own insecurities. And I really like took a step back and thought about what my body was capable of over how it looked. And I was like, I am a boss. Like how was Sean during this? Was he guide or bad? No, he was great. Oh, Michael, you could be great during my recovery instead of good. I've been, I'm trying to get to great. Well, it's hard for it's hard for men to understand certain. I shouldn't, Sean, Actually, I had to kind of, like, be like, I really need you right now. Like, he was, you know, he was, I was in Chicago and he was in Nashville, but he ended up flying out to Chicago to be with me for the surgery.

And he was great then. But, like, during the, like, leading up to the surgery when I was doing the injections and being very moody. No. He was like, oh, my gosh. Like, you're crazy. I'm the devil and don't you forget it. Yes. And I really was.

Like, I was like, not today, Satan. Like it really was Keep in mind She didn't tell me She was even doing the procedure Until like three days before I like to pop things out And so I didn't have a lot of

Like planning I would have done a lot more I would have got the house prepared I have been planning Every single detail for months But I don't like to loop him in Until it's like Right about to step my toe over the line

Okay You know I just feel like the less he knows The better Okay You know keep him out of it Would you agree with it? It's a chaotic Yeah

Do people call you Mike or Michael? Michael Michael I feel like I'm going to start calling you Mike if you don't step up the recovery. Nobody's ever called me, Mike. I think it's because we had other, like, we grew up with other Michael's Mike and Mikey, and I was like Michael, and then. Oh, Mikey is a good one, too.

Thanks for reminding me that. It's actually what I want to name, if I have a girl, I want to name her Mikey. My dad's name is Mike. So we always call him. Well, it's Michael. I like Mikey for a girl. Mike is cute. I love Mikey for a girl.

You can't tell everyone now. Everyone's going to go name their king, Mikey. Yeah, fine. Well, then I'll switch it if they do. Get the hashtag. Yeah. Mikey booth. I'm going to have to go get that on Instagram before people go get the name that's I remember talking to like Spencer and Heidi and they were like well we we got to figure out our kids name because we got to get the handle on Instagram and I'm like that's so funny that's a thing like we're thinking about that for our kids it is crazy it's so crazy maybe I should go do that tonight honey are you guys wanting a bunch of handles are you guys wanting to have a kid soon or not soon you know what we don't like have a set plan on it yeah I just feel like if it happens it happens I'm not super

romantic about it if that makes sense that's me about getting married yeah I was like that show when you have like when you're running your own business I feel like there's like that's right now like like where I'm focused so it's hard to even imagine anything else right now yeah I do think it's something we need to start maybe thinking about but it's certainly not a conversation that we're having on a daily basis go freeze your eggs I'll help you through it you'll be so happy you did it okay there's not I don't think anyone's come out of that procedure and said they're not happy did it. It's just, uh, it's the shots is what scares me every single day. That's, it freaked the hell out of me. I was like, not mentally prepared for that. I got Sean to do it the first time. I laid

in bed and he, we were actually at a wedding. He was in the wedding party and we had to like, excuse ourselves from the dinner, run upstairs and like get all the needles together. And then he, I was like, just do it. And I was like pinching, because you have to pinch your stomach and then he puts the needle in. And I was like, oh, I didn't feel it. Honestly, it's nothing. Yeah. It's so funny, because I didn't get Botox. but I can't... This is way less painful than Botox. Okay, okay.

I'm going to trust you on it. It's just weird the concept of putting a needle in your stomach. It's just weird. Yeah. And the bloating is uncomfortable, but it all goes away and it's all just so worth it. I'll stop pushing this on you. Okay. No, I mean, it's something to think about.

Michael's wheels are spinning. I already see it. No, I mean, listen, we both... I think we both are online that we want a family. Yeah, of course. Probably same as you. But there's a lot going on right now and we're in no rush. But if it happened, like, of course, we'd love having a baby.

I mean, yeah, of course, you guys are both so. busy and you have your own business you have your own business you have business together tell me about this um lubrication i want to know about the sexy lubrication i'll let lauren talk about what she'll give a better spin on it okay so michael and i were using coconut oil to have sex this is like five years ago and we became obsessed with it because for a couple of reasons i am really prone to uti's okay and so coconut oil does something where you stop getting them because it's like an antel bacteria wait you probably just saved so many girls right now yeah you guys if you're out there and you get you chee eyes, I have not had

one since using coconut oil, now woo. And so we were using coconut oil forever, and I told my best friend who's this very handsome guy, Weston, and like, you have to try a coconut oil. And so he goes and tries it, and he comes back, he goes, that is the best sex I've ever had in my life. And all my guy friends are telling

me this. They're like creeping into Whole Foods and running out the big jugs. Yeah, a big jar is a coconut. He's like, Lauren, this is gross, though, because I have to take this huge jug from Whole Foods and then dig my dirty fingers in it and use it. It's like disgusting. He's like, let's create a product. And so him and Michael together created Woo for Play.

It's all natural, all organic. And we're trying to change the narrative, too, with sex. I think for so long it's been like the man takes control of the bedroom. And the man brings in the lube. Now it's like we're bringing it more on the woman's terms. And this is a bottle that you can put on your vanity. It's not embarrassing. It's not, you know, AstroGlide or something gross.

It's just a really chic, pretty bottle. And the woman can bring it in. It's on the woman's terms. We added a couple things like Stevia in there. it's like edible, tastes sweet. You can lick it, suck it, and fuck it. Is that your, is that what's on the bottle? It's not, but, I mean...

That wouldn't look as good on the vanity, but I like that motto. Sean, let us know if you like it. We'll send you some more bottles. We'll send some to Sean. I'm actually not kidding. I think my girlfriend, Jess, who was on Big Brother, was really telling me about this. It's amazing. It's honestly the best sex.

I cannot have sex without it. Really? And it's great for a BJ, too. Okay. You know? Are BJ still? a thing. Am I allowed to be a

I hope so. Are BJs still a thing? Well, for me right now, BJs are a thing. Yes. The producer, Barry, he, yeah. BJ's still a thing. Okay.

Don't forget about the steps. Listen, let's not put it out there that it's not a thing. Let's tell all the men out there. You know what? I just learned how to give the best BJ from Lisa Renna's old book. It's vintage.

She has a book about how to give a good BJ. It's from a million years ago. No. I found it vintage. Tried and true. The technique still apply. Does it say get her lips first? She has good lips

Those would help Yeah Those would help No but she like talks in this old book It's from like 10 years ago Exactly how to do it And it's amazing And I feel like I've just really brushed up

On my skills So that mixed with Woo and I'm good Okay Oh my gosh you guys My computer is just turned off And I can't look at my notes Oh no I'm back on We're good

We can just I wasn't going off my notes anyways But I just panicked for a second there anyways Sean, if you're listening and you like it, let us know. Of course, he'll like it. Sean's going to send me a handwritten note, a thank you note. That would be terrible if he didn't like it. Could you imagine?

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What does it mean? Really great name, isn't it? What would him or her do? Oh, okay. Okay, I like it. Was this a game you developed just for this or is this a game you do?

No, I just did it for you guys. I like it. It's like a what would use a Sue bracelet. Yes. Okay. Except not at all. Okay. Except what would you guys do?

Given the situation I'm going to give you, for example, what would you do if your husband wasn't paying attention to you? What do you do? What's your thing? Oh, I have a couple tricks on my sleep for that. The first one is the ignore card.

Okay. And I am really good at playing. Yeah. I'll go silent for days. What? What? Yes. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. So irritating. Yeah. I will just go. Days. Oh, if he pisses me off enough, I will go silent. Wait, Sean would love that. Yeah.

Sean would love if I went silent for a few days. Don't give away. I'm, I pretend it all again. I'm like, you're seen sideways? You're seen sideways? You're like, shut up, shut up, show. Shut up, shut up. Shut up.

That's a lie He likes to talk more than I do That's such a lie Oh interesting I do the ignore card Or I do something Like so obnoxious I'm trying to think of one of my

What's something really obnoxious That I do? I feel like I do a couple of different things We have this like Dong, what do you call those things A don't know if it's called a Dong If you have a Dong We're gonna go in a whole other conversation

What's the thing that you go like this It's like a not a gong but it's like a gong. You know those things they have in front of door? It's like not a windch. It looks like a wind chime, but it has a little metal thing and it bangs.

I know you're trying. I save the tears for a rainy day. Like sometimes I like tear up. I'll cut an onion in the kitchen and like run back. The other day I sent him a picture of sausage from Trader Joe's all chopped up into little pieces, tiny little pieces and says, this is what's going to happen if you ever cheat.

Like stuff like that I love to do. Just like really, really. One time I learned from the bitch Bible, Jackie, Gone Girl soundtrack, Sugarstorm. Oh. While he's in the shower, she taught me that one. Throughout the house.

That is really funny. I like to get really creative with it. That is creative. I mean, I was expecting, like, I don't know, take my shirt off. Like, I was like, oh, okay, oh, God. She's clearly done some thinking on this. I'm really glad I asked this question. It was, like, meant for you.

What would you do? Yeah. If you weren't getting attention, I want to hear what you would do. Yeah. I mean, what do I do when I don't get attention? I think I just kind of just keep going until I do get attention. you're me yeah i just keep like i just keep going going till it's like you cannot ignore me anymore that is me and sean goes silent and i won't stop i do the same my business partner

is a is a woman and um in another business and i whenever like i probably just she calls me the most annoying person because when i'm not getting the attention i'm just like really oh yeah it's so much talking it's like i could i could that's so interesting it's it's it's a lot of talking chatty i wish sean talked more he's so well he's not so quiet he's he can talk when he talks, he's, like, really funny, but he won't talk, like, if something's bothering him. I'm like, talk, though. I only talk a lot to certain people. Does that make sense? Like, I'm social and I'm friendly with everybody, but there's only certain people that I talk a lot to.

Does that make sense? I'm blessed to be one of those people. Well, see, but that's the same. And if he didn't, I bet you would wish he did. Yeah, that's true. She always acts tough. She misses me. She knows. I used to try and act tough.

I'm just a soft little bitch now. I'm so soft now. She's just seen her after her surgery. Yeah. Sometimes I show. a little. Sometimes that's nice. That's good.

That's nice. I let her play her little games. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let her feel tired. You guys have known each other since you're 12. You can read each other like a, what grade are you in grade 12? Six. Six.

You can read each other like a sixth grade book. True. True. There you know. Okay. What does he do to get in the mood? Coconut Loob. It depends.

If he's hung over, he just tries to pop it in. And I'm like, what is with that? What is going to come over? I'm like, I'm like, are you? everybody doesn't it's a thing it's a universe listen we're hungover we're not feeling good we probably have a headache for whatever reason after drinking you're a little bit more uh fired up for whatever reason i don't know why maybe because i love hungover sean because he's like so cuddly and cute and like wants to be romantic yeah being hungover and having sex is actually amazing it's one of my favorite

times it's actually kind of a cure there's a book by gail de groff who's a famous um what do you call him now i don't want to call him bartender but like um what they have fancy words now for a cocto oh um like a mixologist yes but he's like one of the old school ones and he's like one of the old school ones And he said, one of the best things for hangovers is sex. Yeah, I have heard that as well. It's like physical activity. Right. Yeah, he just tries to like shove it in if it's a hangover.

But if it's normal occasion, he really tries to step it up with like dinner. The Frank Sinatra going. Frank Sinatra. One time he played the Sons of Anarchy soundtrack, which I really loved because I'm obsessed. She was having a Jack's Teller moment. Let her fantasize a lot. Listen, close your eyes. Do what you got to do?

And I'll do what I got to do. Oh, that's good. Okay, that's good. That's really romantic, actually. I like, like, the old. Who else do we like? Dean Martin. No, but...

Basanova. Oh, wow. Sometimes you'll light a candle too. No, not Barry. Barry White. When you like it would be amazing to be through that. Is that who it is? Maybe it's back.

I can't remember right now. But yeah, we like that old, like the old music, you know? I'm not really into, like, I can't turn on a bunch of hip-up. It depends. Maybe that stage my life's over. Maybe there was a time. One time I went through this period for six months where I made him play the drive soundtrack every time we had sex. Oh, yeah.

You know, that was a good one. Yeah. I can't watch that movie. more. She's too much. Actually, it's a turnoff at this point. Really? Yeah, if it's a restaurant or something like that, she'll just go and go and go. You know Sugarfish? Yes. Everyone loves sugarfish? I ruined it. I loved sugarfish. Past tense because... Too much, no. Yeah. I'm the same way. I do the same thing with music, food, restaurants. I do the exact same thing. I like what I like. Yeah. And then you, until you don't anymore,

and then you find a new one. I'm very easily satisfied. I'm always satisfied with the best. Is that how you say it? I'm always content with the best. But yeah, that's kind of. I'm always content with But yeah, that's Oscar Wilde, I believe. Excuse me. Oh, there you go. I always love it. I think we're old souls, right? Sometimes.

That's nice. That's really nice. I'm, like, learning a lot. I'm, like, inspired to go be, like, turn on some Barry White. And maybe eat sugarfish. Yeah, exactly. I usually do when I come here, because we don't have that in Nashville. It is great, but.

There is no good sushi in Nashville. Actually, that's a lie. We all goes good. Have you guys ever been in Nashville? No, I was just going to ask you, do love living there? Love it. Okay. Yeah.

We love it there. Everyone loves it there, huh? Yeah. We got to go visit. Too many people love it there that it's, like, blowing up. But please come visit. Well, Kristen Cavalieri's show is now going to make it very, very popular. Yes.

Well, it already is. I swear it's like the city is just blown up. But, yeah. Have you watched that show? A couple buddies of mine just had a Bachelor party over there. And it was one of these crazy, like, Airbnb's like a whole thing. There was a conflict where I wasn't able to make it, but they had a wild time over there. The Nashville is like the Bachelor, Bachelorette capital of the world right now.

The Bachelor, Bachelor. For parties, yeah. Not for the show. No. Okay. Well, that too, I mean, it's crazy. It's all bachelor at parties is the majority of it. Why did you guys choose to live there?

That's where Sean lived when I met him. Okay. He's from Connecticut. I'm from Canada, but we decided to, he lived in Nashville. I remember from Canada is always so nice. Does everyone tell you that? We are known for being nice. We're in Canada?

I grew up in Alberta, in a really small town by Edmonton, but I lived in Vancouver for the last 12 years before I moved to Nashville. Yeah. I need to go to Canada. Oh. You know, I'm going there tomorrow. I'm going home for, like, the month. I always go home for a month and see my family.

They just have a place on the lake, a boat. We're just going to relax for, like, a whole month. So feel free to come out there. Yeah, Michael, feel free to take me there while I recover. We are surrounded by wineries. And there's good skiing up there. Great skiing. Was it Whistler, right?

Yeah, Whistler's amazing. I mean, not right now because it's warm, but. Canada and National Amana. Believe it or not, Canada is not always frozen. Sean was one of those guys. He was like, isn't it always frozen up there? I love Montreal, too. I go there for business sometimes.

Yeah, it's beautiful there. It's a little French scene going on there. Yeah, a little French scene going on there. I love Francine, yeah. I cannot speak French, even though I'm Canadian. I should, but I can't. Oh, yeah, the game. I was like, wait, what am I reading right now?

Okay. What do you do when a girl hits on your husband? Does that happen anymore? Nothing. I don't know. If a girl hits on my husband, she can hit on my husband. Like, I just, I don't know. Oh, see, I would.

Really? Well, I think it depends how aggressive it is. It depends. Yes, it depends. Yeah, it depends. You got to give me something a situation. Okay, like, for example. I remember after the show, like, a girl was, like, trying to stroke Sean's hair telling him.

He looks like Ryan Gosling. And that was like... Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I thought you meant, like, just, like, verbally hit. If someone's trying to stroke his hair, I just would say, no. You know what? I got a thing with personal space, though, too, so I probably wouldn't allow it to happen. Yeah, that's, I mean, I'm not...

Sean wasn't like, hey, but... Sean's like, please move. I'm trying to... I'm trying to... Yeah. I like it if a guy hits on her. Do you really? I mean, if it gets to the point where he's, like, grabbing her, or...

Like, one time we're at a bar, and a guy literally went up behind her and reached his hands down the back of her pants, and I almost had an an aneurysm. Are you kidding me? No. I swear to God. I must have to snap that guy in two. But if a guy just comes. I want to snap him and do that. Yeah.

If a guy just comes up and hits on her, though, I'm like, okay, good. That's a, that's like an affirmation for me. It's like you're doing something. You don't, listen, nothing like I would be, I don't think I would like as much if nobody was looking. Okay, wait. I feel like with The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, when you become famous on that show, people try. to slide into your DMs. Oh.

So I'm sure that there's like, like, if someone's like sliding into his DMs or something. Yeah. I mean, I would just hope that he ignores it. Yeah. Well, you trust him. Yeah. I just, if I'm just, I'm just making up a game. I don't put, like, you know, you don't put the energy out there either.

I don't care what guys or girls say. Like, if you're putting that energy out there, then you're going to invite that. But if you don't put that energy out there, like, it doesn't happen to me that much. It's true. It's true. I will say even like Sean's DMs are like people talking about like, oh, I love your guys relationship like it's like because he's not creepy yeah he is not creepy i can totally get that from you guys you guys yeah i feel like you guys have the most solid relationship out of all the whole franchise to me that's what it seems to me we do have a a pretty solid relationship

like you can tell yeah i mean like like like we said earlier ups and downs but solid always ups and downs always there's always you got to work through it i know i always feel like i need to say that because i just feel like so many people think we're perfect and i always want to be like oh it's always It's okay. It's okay. Hey, guys, if you're looking to buy a car, then you're probably familiar with terms like MSRP, and you might even know what it stands for. But what does it actually mean?

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Yeah Called bridge trolls Bridge trolls Yeah Yeah You know like back in the What was that old poem Or fable

Where the guy lived Yeah yeah Yeah Who was that I forgot Rip Van Winkle Oh no That was the one that

Slept But yeah No I mean That comes A buddy of mine A long time ago People aren't hating On you

You're not doing it Right It's true Paris Hilton said something Like I have so many haters And that means

I'm doing I forget I'm gonna look My whole Who has the time To go and look at someone And be that pissed off Like go do something

else Go be productive Well, and those people are always following you, too. So you're like, well, why are you following me if you hate me so much? I just wish the best for everybody. The only way that I deal with it is that if it's constructive criticism, I'll address it. Yeah. But if it's something that's so outlandish and ridiculous and they're having a bad day, I just have empathy.

Well, we're talking two different things now, right? Like there's constructive criticism and there's people just being ass-ha-ha-and-I have no sympathy. But if someone's like, hey, you know, I didn't like what you said because of this because it may be offended or hit home, then I'll always address something like that. But if it's like, hey, I don't like you because you're ugly. Yeah. Okay, well, get out of here then. Yeah, then those people are like just looking for your reactions. So that makes sense.

Okay, let's see if I can find this Paraselting quote. Probably like if you don't have haters, you're not doing it right? Yeah, something like, whatever. But she says it like this. People don't know that Paris Hilton has some of the most. You're not doing it right. I'm obsessed with Paris Hades are hot. I'm obsessed with Parishelton.

She has stayed true to her like her voice. I mean here, but also internationally, she is like a powerhouse business. She has so many stores across the world. Like people don't realize that. No, she is she is killing it. and what is she doing like she's like DJing now she's DJing she's doing her on Snapchat I'm obsessed she is I want her confidence like she will just snapchat herself walking into a mirror and like look and she'll be like that's hot like about herself and I'm

like good for cute like that's awesome amazing yeah I love it I love her confidence so do I I feel like I tweeted that to her once and she liked it and I got really excited ooh yeah I love Paris helping I have forever I dressed up as her for Halloween one year when I was like 16. I think I did too. I'm sure everyone did. I feel like I used to call myself Laris when I was like in 10th grade. Laris. Yeah. Oh, like Paris. Yeah. I like. Yeah. I like. I like love Ferris. Oh, yeah. I get it. I did too. Michael remembers he's laughing. I want to know who Susan is. Oh, Christ. Susan is a character that I developed because I feel that I'm James Cameron and Michael's Leonardo DiCaprio. I'll take it. I developed Susan because whenever we go to an airport, he.

panics. It's not even like a joke. The way he is is so next level and so just focused on getting out of the airport like it's a game. Oh, what is it? I don't like missing flights. Who likes missing flights?

No, but because I had a traumatic experience. I was traveling with Lauren. We were in New York City. And you know like when you're in New York and you have to go to JFK? It's a long commute. It's not like a skip to the airport. If you miss that flight, you're just stuck out there. Right. So we got stuck out there in snow. and we weren't going to go back to the city

so we stayed in a hotel out there but it was like there's no everybody missed flight so there was no options we stayed in this hotel and I was just hung over from like a week of drinking New York and I was the worst really like run down hotel and she she's like let's put on this movie Gone Girl and at the time I had no idea what it was and it just stressed me out

so much and I'm missing this flight and I just had anxiety so now I'm just so now we call him panicky Susan but Susan for short and whenever he panics about anything which is so many things I say pipe down Susan Piped down, Susan. I like that. It just drives me nuts.

You need a name for Sean. I know, I'm like trying to think of, we're both very similar, though. Like, we're almost too laid back where we, like, show up at the airport, like, 40 minutes before our flight. And we're like, eh. That's exactly me. Yeah. She turned into this whole thing where she's, like, snapping me and telling her audience to get involved and comment it to me and message me. And now here I am, calling you Susan on the podcast.

We were in L.A. We were down the street at a restaurant, and a woman screamed across the street. No. No. I love it. I'm obsessed. I mean, it's kind of funny. It's fine.

I'm in on the joke at this point. That's true. You're like jokes on you. I actually like that name. I like the name Susan. You ever heard that Johnny Cash song, a boy named Sue? Never mind. No, but no, I want to.

It's a great song. That's my game. I like it. Did you like that? I like the game. Did we win or lose? You both won. Okay, good.

And you won a bottle of lose. Like, push your gift bag. Okay, what else I want to talk to you guys about? I already talked to you about skincare. What is your skincare routine? My skincare routine is nuts. I am bat-shin-psy. I'll take a break for now.

I'm like, now do you want more wine? I don't go in the sun like ever, ever, ever, ever. I haven't gone in the sun in 10 years. Ask my husband, he'll tell you I am so crazy about incidental sun exposure. That means going from your car to even like getting in the grocery. I'm thinking. I just laid by the pool the last two days. Oh, my God. I had sunscreen on. But it's...

50. It's so aging. People think I'm an extremist, but it's just... I think what it is is I had a brown mustache my whole life from hyperpigmentation. Oh, my gosh. I actually just saw it in the mirror today when I was looking. I was like, oh, my gosh, did I get like... It's hyperpigmentation. It's the sun. Okay. And it's one of the most aging things you can do.

So I don't go in the sun. That's number one. I wear sunscreen on my hands. I have driving gloves. I mean, I'm obnoxious. You're joking. No, I am obnoxious. I wish you were. Even if a speck of sunlight gets on me in the car, I will, like, ask him. What do you do?

What do you do when you're driving through the sun? I have tinted windows that I got that are, like, custom. Yeah. I have driving gloves. I have, like, the little shade thing down. My little sister is 21, and she is such a nut about the sun. But her, like, I'm telling you, it makes your skin so much better to just stay out of it. Did you tan in, like, your younger years, like, in a bed, like, everybody else?

I tanned when I was like 16 and then I stopped when I saw that it was making my skin like something about Mary's Magda. Yeah. Like I just wanted to avoid it. And so I've been pretty cautious about the sun. So the sun is like my first tip. Well, you know what's interesting is we've interviewed on our show at this point so many doctors and skin experts. And that's their number one. Stay out of the sun.

They said even there's a doctor, Dr. Dennis Gross, who we love in our show a couple times. Yeah. And you said the amount of time, even with incidental sun exposure, if you added it over your life, it's like 10 years of just laying in the sun. It's so aging. He said it's the most aging thing you can do is just be in the sun. It's like, worse than smoking cigarettes for your skin.

Wow. I don't know about that, but it's bad. It's up there. That's crazy. So I'm like a 9. Look at J-Lo, just turned 49. She looks stupidly incredible.

And one of her number one things was she, like, drinks tons of water, which I do not do. And she wears sunscreen and like stays out of the sun. And she, I don't think she drinks alcohol. She doesn't drink alcohol. Son of a bitch.

I will never. See, I like my wine. I love my wine. I would rather have all the wrinkles and a little wine belly. Yeah, you've got to balance it like a checkbook. And for me, the sun is just not worth it to me. I'd rather be under an umbrella with like a shade on my face that's obnoxious. Like I have those like masks that burglars have.

Like I actually have them. A Bella Calava. Is that what it's called? That's what we call in Canada. A Bella Calava. Yeah. Okay. I like that.

I'm going to name my next Chihuahua that. It's like a ski mask. She's a ski mask, right? Bella. Okay, wait. What are your Chihuahua's names right now? Pixie and Tee Boon Pickens. Tee Boon Pickens, that was the one I was.

Okay, Bella. We named him after the billionaire oil tycoon. A Bella. Bella. You have to show me what that is, so I can show everyone. Canada. I'm pretty sure it's a Canadian thing. Yeah.

This. Smart world Bella Calava. I've never heard that. That's the most amazing term ever. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Yeah. Oh, my God.

They have one with the neck? I want that one, too. Yeah. I know what I'm getting you for Christmas They don't cover their face But it's so important to You wear that to the beach? Ask my husband

No she did it like We were down in Cabo at this resort And she put this on at the pool And I was like listen I've never been embarrassed to be next to you But I got to get out of it I'm in a Bella Calava your life There was people

You know like there was people at the pool Taking their phones and pulling them out And I don't care I am shameless I don't care Jokes on you I have perfect skin Exactly Everybody Google Bella Calava right now

Okay what else do you do for your skin I am super into a routine So I use a lot of oil A lot of people think oil makes you more oily Oil is amazing for fine lines Like what kind of oil? So I've been known to call down to room service And get olive oil

When I don't have makeup remover I only remove my makeup with oils So makeup wipes, no Oh no Think about how you're pulling your skin every day You're pulling all that makeup My problem I rip on my face with makeup wipes

If you had told me that you did I would stop makeup wipes tonight they're like comforting to me like I like I'm so sorry my whole audience is like women so no Michael you don't think I'm using you don't think of his skin better than all my girlfriends so yes he has a whole routine I have a bearded and stuff right now but yeah no I mean since she's showing me it's like here's the thing we've interviewed like I said so many doctors and it's like that you realize the important yeah like you'd have to be an idiot to not at this point if you're me if you're me right yeah but not Korean routine because like I'll have doctors like sit there

and look at my face, you're like, listen, you could do this. I'm like, oh, that's pretty easy to do, right? It's easier than combing your hair or doing something else. So he finds it therapeutic now. And is there, is it too late to start ever? Like, it's never too late. Okay. That's like saying, is it, you're 45, is it too late to start eating right?

Okay. Your skin is your face. You're leading with your face. It's so important. It's, we're not talking about like your leg. Like, really, we're talking about your face that you're leading with. So I think it's really important to take. 10 minutes every single day, at least to take care of your skin.

I definitely have a routine, and I take about 15 minutes morning and night with my skin routine. Your skin looks really great. Well, thank you. But now I'm questioning my makeup wipes. I won't do it anymore. No makeup wipes. Okay. So go and get like a raw, cold pressed grape seed oil.

That's going to be so many antioxidants for your skin and remove your makeup with that. Okay. Wash your face with that even, and then put more grape seed oil on your skin and just kind of remove the makeup softly. Okay. But I even go to bed with it soaked all the way down. down to my boobs. I will put it on my boobs, my chest, my shoulders. Dr. Lancer is like a huge dermatologist, Kim Kardashian, and he says that you can't forget about your shoulders and your neck and

your boobs. Oh my God, I am the worst. I literally hate drinking water. I love drinking wine. Have you ever tried a hydroflask? It's made me up my water by triple. What is it? A hydroflass, but you have to get the one with the straw. Okay. There's something about it that you can drink it in bed. It doesn't dribble. Okay. And it makes, and this is going to sound so bad. What? I'm lazy. sometimes and it makes drinking you know how you have to like when you drink water you have to like suck it yeah with this you just like sip it and so it's so much easier we've got at a point where it's like difficult for you to use your lungs yeah okay that's the point well drinking water is super inconvenient it's it's not efficient but that's what they say too it's like sun and drinking

water and that's like really like stay out of the sun drink water wear sunscreen there's like the three things but there's one more thing i want to say facial massage has changed my life okay I had double jaw surgery and I was swollen for three years. Yeah, what? Three years. Three years? Holy shit. She looked like that guy from the goonies, sloth?

Yes, but she'll show you a picture. It's pretty wild. You probably looked like me when I was 19 and cheer lady and I have this photo. It looks like I got my wisdom teeth taking out. But I was just chubby. She had to get her whole. Okay, why he loves the story. Like this is a wild surgery.

They take your upper and lower jaw and they completely break it and then they make incisions. Yeah, you're seeing the picture. You were like that for. three years? I was, this is, I was like that for probably a year and then I was like this for three years. It was not pretty. And so I learned how to fight inflammation like a champ. And facial massage if you want to contour your face. Yeah. Is it like that is what you know. Like legit massaging your face. Massaging your face, you can use your hands. I have a clarasonic uplift that I love. And you just go out and then you want to go down your neck because you want to get all the fluid to

to go out through your pee. Wow. Because we all carry water in our face. So that's what I would say my skin tips are. Cool. Yeah. What products do you use like all natural or do you? I, like I said, I balance it like a checkbook.

I try to use like natural oils, but then I love Dr. Dennis's stuff. Like I'm obsessed with his stuff. I love Eminence. Oh, they have his stuff at Sephora. The orange package? Yeah, yeah. Okay. This stuff is, I do have some of that.

Okay. Elamis is great. I also like glow. um skin and senses there's so many good ones um i think that you just have to see what your skin responds to the doctor dennis peel pads though are like everyone has to have them they're so i have those yeah those are what i have okay just bring it down your neck to your boobs that's what i saw drew barry more said something about that and i was like what i like stop at my chin um your skin looks amazing i'm telling you guys in person she's glowing you look your skin looks really good

it's the first thing i look at my parents both have great skin i feel like that's something to do with You do not, I mean, you really, truly, your skin looks like it's 23. Wow. Like, low 20. Thanks. Oh, wow. I'm trying to get my skin to look like a newborn. I'm just trying to stop looking like an old weathered saddle.

I thought I looked like a leather bag, so thank you. So I tweeted for people to ask you questions, and people have a couple deep ones. People have a couple deep. Go deep. Go deep. Okay. So, Isaiah, maybe I shouldn't say his last name because, let me read you the question. that the reason you haven't been inviting them

to get together is because of her toxic relationship. Her boyfriend tends to get jealous very easily. For example, this past weekend, we went out to eat and he got jealous of the waiter and dinner was ruined. What I would do with that is I don't have time for that kind of energy. I'm really cut throat about it and I don't cut it off.

I slowly back away and I remove myself. I just don't have time for it. Me either. That is same thing. I slowly back away. And then they kind of get the hint. Exactly. After a while. Hopefully if they don't, then then you just stop block them yeah then you block yeah okay okay so slowly back away back away from the toxic relationship slowly back away um i'm again not going to pronounce this person's last

name because of the question um Courtney wants to know what's a good way to initiate a conversation with your significant other about maybe needing to lose weight and get in shape be healthier without sounding judgmental or shallow even when i know it will hurt to hear or vice versa how do you motivate without sounding harsh. I am probably the wrong person to ask because I would just say if things are looking fluffy, it's time to get to the gym. Like, let's go, let's go to the gym together. I also will do things like make a green smoothie and say, oh, this is so good.

This is the best thing I've ever had. Oh, my God, I feel so skinny and walk around the house like that until he drinks one. I think it's important to set examples, right? Like if, you know, Lauren and I are both into fitness and, you know, if one of us is slacking to get out there and start working out and let the other person hey i'm going for work and listen there's been times when i've been lazy and she said hey i'm going to this workout like will you come with me yeah and i'm like no and then she'll keep doing it i'm like okay i got to go i'm getting the point like it's just getting on your high horse and saying you need to get in shape because then it feels like an attack yeah

if all goes bad just manipulate the situation okay but i think it's lead by example that's new right make sure it's i like that the pot not calling the kettle black that's really good this last question comes from kately bristow okay and she wants to know your number one relationship tip advice don't settle ever i don't care if you have to be single your whole life don't settle it's not worth it okay i'd rather live life on my own terms with my pet and my my house than settle for someone that you don't deserve that says a lot for you yeah hopefully yeah i think i got my knife in my back pocket i tend to when i'm in a serious relationship which i am uh i kind of child what the f you're in a serious when you're like i'm right here

No, I think it's important, like, man and woman or man and man, women, whatever it is. I think it's important when you're making decisions to always have the other person in mind in anything. Yes. Like, even if it's just a little thought of, like, that person, how it's going to affect them. Because you are a team. And if you look at it as like, hey, we are a team here and every decision affects both of us. Yeah. I think that's the big.

Couples run into trouble when one person is doing one thing and it's not aligned with the other. I'm going to remember that when we choose the restaurant of where we're going to dinner at night. What, it's not sugarfish? Maybe La Scala. You see, he doesn't like it. Another place I go all the time. I do love the Scala. What is it?

The Scala. Got a great chop salad. It's right there. Great shot salad. It's amazing chop salad and spicy pasta. You'll love it. I love anything spicy. It's a little retirement home vibes, but in a good way.

Oh. Yeah. And last time we were there, we saw Kylie Jenner, so. Really? You know, I kind of want to go again to see if she's there with Stormy. That's hilarious. She was a tiger. But I think that's over now.

Yeah. I can't. People, their show is called Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and I just can't anymore. I can't keep up. I don't know how they do it. Well, thank you guys so much for being on the podcast and hanging out with me. That was so much fun. That was so much fun.

Thank you for. Thank you for, having us. Thank you for. Michael had a thimble. A thimble of. I saved it for you guys. That was very selfless of you. You guys are shh-faced.

I've been podcasting all day. I am wasted right now. Just kidding. Wait, I usually end my podcast with a joke, but I didn't come prepared. Do you have one for me? A joke. All right. Guy walks in a bar. I got a lodger. Yes. This is, it's a short joke. Okay. Great. Let's get to the point.

Guy walks in a bar. Yeah. He says, Bartender, line me up 12 shots of tequila. Yeah. Bar says, okay. Lines up 12 shots of a kilo. All of a sudden, no work. Guy goes, boom, boom, boom. Start slamming him down as fast as you can. Bar says, whoa, whoa, buddy. You drink like that. You're going to be in a lot of trouble. Guy says, bartender, you have what I

hand? You'd be drinking like this, too. Barter says, oh my God, buddy, what do you got? He goes, 50 cents. I could tattoo that joke because I know it's so well. Really? This is go-to? Well, it's a quick one. I have long ones. Wait, do you have, do you guys have in the States?

I don't know if this is a Canadian beer, the beer Grasshopper? No, but it sounds good. It is really good. It's like a wheat beer. It's delicious. So here's my joke, okay? Grasshopper walks into a bar, and he says, oh, hey, you have a beer named after me. No, shit.

I blew it. Wait, wait, wait. You're just like me. Redo. too much wine. I'm pretty sure I've told this on the podcast before. People are like, shut up, Caitlin. Okay, so Grasshopper walks in to a bar.

Bartender says, hey, we got a beer named after you. And the Grasshopper says, no way, you got a beer name, Steve? Maybe Michael can do that one next time. There you go. Except it doesn't help if you don't know Grasshopper beer, then it's just stupid. I grew up on a construction site, so I got a bunch of gross ones. We could tell them offline. Oh, yeah, I love gross jokes.

And tell everybody where they can find you. I am at the Skinny Confidential on Instagram, and my blog is the Skinny Confidential, and then our podcast, surprise, is the Skinny Confidential him and her. Yes, and I'm just Michael Bostic. Perfect. Thank you guys so much. Thank you for having us. Thank you.

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