Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Spring Break Tour: Denver with Cassie and Colton

Episode Date: April 23, 2019

On the last stop of the Spring Break Tour Kaitlyn and Brandi are in Denver with Cassie Randolph and Colton Underwood from the most recent season of the Bachelor! Join in the fun as Brandi asks, "Is it cooler NOT to go to Coachella?", Colton explains why he doesn't love the term "girlfriend", and in their confessions Kaitlyn and Cassie have some different kinds of car troubles. Peloton - Go to OnePeloton.com enter code Vine to get $100 off accessories Raycon - Go to BuyRayCon.com and use promo code Vine20 to get 20% off your order See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Kaylin. Kaylin! Kaylin! Kaylin! Oh my God! There's one dude, two dudes in the crowd. I've seen a few dudes. There's a good amount of dudes here.

Great. This might be my biggest group of dudes yet. There's like six of you. Dudes with dudes. Oh. Oh my gosh. Wait. me look at you guys I see a lot of dudes this is great wait what you guys are

you know they call this town menver for a reason am I right wait you guys are all getting laid tonight every single one of you if you don't get laid tonight you come talk to me who's here without their girlfriend or wife dragging them Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I thought. Oh, you wanted to come. You know what? You look good rocking the scrunchies.

All dudes should have a little bad bitch energy on their wrist, you know? I have to tell you guys something. Right before I came out and I kind of wish I didn't notice my fly was down because I was just like, I was all hyped up and I went to go to the bathroom and I came on and I was like about to come on stage. I was like, oh my gosh, my zipper's undone, which it would have been really fun. funny, but I zipped it up for you. Anyways, I'm not wearing underwear, so it's probably a good thing. How funny is it that we're matching? Brandy, like, saw a picture of me. It was so unplanned. We did not plan this. I just, you know how I feel about Shania Twain. Yeah. And leopard, so I was

like, it would be rude if I didn't. And then Brandy, like, just one-ups me with her sexy turtleneck. Okay. I was just channeling the KB energy today. Oh. I mean, she can hear you. She can hear you. She can hear you. But thank you. It's also the most uncomfortable outfit to sit down in

because I just crush so much food backstage and wine and tequila. And then I sit down and I'm in like this crop top. And like, this is all great because it's high-waisted. But it's like the fupa. Just let me know. If anything's hanging out, just real. Raise your hat. What?

The fupa situation is just really real all the time for me anyway. I don't know. You know, to embrace it. Gotta let it all Gotta let it all hang out. I love it. So you guys, this is like the biggest crowd I've ever had. I'll never forget.

Like back when I announced this tour, people were like, what do we got to do to get you to Denver? I'm like, oh, okay. Was that you? Well, I mean, I have to trust you. You're the only one that stood up and said that. What's your name? Bethany, you made this shit happen.

Bethany for the win. Are you guys all having some wine, or what are we drinking? Did I hear it, Tequila? Ha! I just did a shot of that in the back. I've learned, I've learned that I need to reel it in a little bit before I do these live shows. Okay, just kidding. just kidding that was stupid uh katelyn do you forget what podcast you're on uh brandy who just got back

from cochella was it as terrible as instagram makes it seem yeah it's terrible don't never go i can't is anybody out here did you guys go to cocella oh you're not missing anything thank you for your enthusiasm i was like just chirping it you're like i went i can't i just can't it's somebody pays me It's like a competition to see who can wear the least amount of clothes with the most makeup on their face and the most glitter in their hair. Coachella is Halloween. It's like, girls' chance to be like, it's Coachella. I can wear nothing. Let's be sluts.

It's fashion. I call it fashion. It's fashion. So did you wear nothing and go to Coachella? No, I didn't even go to Coachella, actually. What? I went to Palm Springs, laid by the pool, hit a party or two. Listen, when you're 31, you don't go to the festival anymore.

Yeah It's yeah Yeah yeah seriously We were walking around All weekend saying Is Coachella lame now Or are we just old Yeah

Is it cool not to go to Coachella now Yes Yeah Yeah Yeah and my mom Like she really like Made me feel even worse She was like yeah

You know All those kids going to Coachella Our Noah's age So You probably shouldn't go anymore Wait You guys know who we have here Right

Let me tell you I just spent a few days With them in Aspen, and I was like, damn it, they're cuter than me and Jason. No. You guys are cute. Jason's not here. Sorry to disappoint.

I tried. I'm Jason. I'm a nine of boys. Jason's got a job. So, oh, yeah, please, pour yourself some wine. I am the worst host ever. Do you guys want white or red? Fiji?

Fiji, anybody? Fiji. Do you know? She forgets what podcast she's on. You can have both. Okay, cool. Okay, fine. Wine.

Oh, oh. Fine. Uh-oh. Pregnancy rumors. I love how that question's not offensive to any bachelor couple. But like if a random stranger would say that to any girl on the street, be like, what? Oh, yeah. I remember somebody asking me, I had like eight tacos once, and somebody asked me if I was pregnant.

And I was like, actually just a little bloated. So, fuck you. Thanks. Those are like the type of questions we're used to now. I was going to say, I mean, I've been here, done that. Is it the most annoying question in the world when people ask, when are you going to get engaged? Because I'm here to tell you. It's just repetitive.

It doesn't stop. Yeah. I'm here to tell you that once you do get engaged. Hold on. Your advice in Aspen was great. She goes, so, like, for us specifically, it's going to be, so when are you getting engaged? And then it's going to be like, well, when are you getting married? when are you going to have kids

and then it's going to be like when are you going to have another kid and then when is your funeral like those are literally that's literally how Bachelor nation is going to be throughout our lives never have me okay just let them be boyfriend girlfriend

also we were talking about this backstage with was it is it you no who is it that doesn't like the term boyfriend or girlfriend oh me you because it sounds like elementary kind of like I feel like I'm in sixth grade she's my girlfriend

so what do you like to call her we were talking about this with his parents, and he was like, my woman. My woman, my girl. Yeah. Something. Yeah. Anything but girlfriend.

I know. I feel the same way. But boyfriend and girlfriend to me sounds so funny, like, he's my boyfriend. I always say my guy. That's my guy. That's my dude. Yeah. She's your woman.

I never thought of it as weird, though. I don't know. We call each other dude everyone's mom. But because you're 23, that's normal. I'm not saying that as an insult. I'm jealous you're 23. I'm 10 free. in years older than you. I wish I could go back 10 years. God. But I'm just saying, like,

when I was 23, that's a normal term to use, which I think leads me to my next point of when you guys were on the show. Now, it's usually the format of the show to get engaged. But let me tell you, I was so, I was so annoyed on my season, I'm not asking you when you're getting engaged. I was so annoyed on my season because they didn't let me follow the format. I wanted to do what you did. I want to just be like, screw it. I know who I'm picking. You didn't have a fence. That was your problem. You know what? I didn't have the damn fence.

Yeah. That fence is iconic. People are going to, for years, go and take pictures in front of that fence. For years to come. That resort is going to be sold out for the next three years. Yeah. I didn't even get to stay there. You, oh, really?

Oh, so, like, the best part about that was, like, so you know how you go in there and you get to, like, check out the fantasy suite before you stay there and you shoot, like, you shoot B-roll. Yep. Yeah, you like candles. You do really romantic things. Yeah. that evening was everything but romantic. Right. But, so, okay, it was going to be romantic.

But anyway, so the best part was, is there was, as I was shooting the B-roll to get ready for our date, there was like a foot-long gecko that I couldn't get out of the room. And it was in, so, like, this was a tree house. This was like a legit tree house, and it was super cool, like, it would have been an awesome, like, place to just hang. Anyway, but we didn't get the gecko out. so I was actually sort of relieved that we didn't have to stay the night there because I don't do bugs or animals or anything that doesn't, like, walk.

Really? Yeah. What do you mean? Wait. Oh, the crawl. Like, like, that crawls and slithers, that's a no-go for me. Okay. Okay.

So you're a little bit of a baby. Okay. Yeah. I get it. Okay, I get it. So where did you sleep? Back in my hotel at like 4 a.m. Oh.

Did we see that? That was one part of the episode I missed. I told you guys that over the weekend. I'm like, one part of the whole season I missed was the fantasy suite. I was like, did you even go there? You're like, yeah, I'm like, what? Right? You did. Oh, yeah, it was during the season finale.

Yeah. That was the ending of our show. Thanks for watching, Caitlin. I somehow miss that. Sorry. Sorry. But on my season, I was like, can I just send the other guy home? And it was like his thing. Like, I, oh, I think Ben's here.

No offense, Ben. Ben's a good friend. Oh, really? Okay. We'll bring them out. We'll bring them out. All right, everybody. It's 2019.

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Where is he? I see really going to come out. He's back there with Olivia is where he is. Ben, can you just say hi? Just come say hi. I see him. Is that him? Oh.

How much do you hate me right now? This is not why I came. How's everybody doing? My girlfriend? Oh my gosh, you guys, let them breathe. the man, breathe. I just pulled it. Did you think for one second I was going to pull you up here? No, I was literally in the very back. Oh, you were? Oh, I thought you were right there. No, I couldn't hear you over there and I want to, you're too funny not to hear.

Well, thank you for coming and being so supportive. Ben is so supportive. He always sends me nice messages about how well I'm doing and he's just a great guy. Now anyways, how's your girlfriend? I do. She's really great. Hey, thank you for coming to Denver. Denver's Brandy and I's hometown with Colton. I couldn't not come to Denver. I don't know if this is going to reach, but... But now I'm not covered up by the seat's armchair.

Ben, hey, I'm so insecure. Hey, Caitlin, do you consider... I consider Ben, like, the godfather of Bachelor. But you... Like, there's, like, a hierarchy in Bachelor Nation, and Ben is sitting in, like, in, like, the king's chair. Yeah. You are the godfather.

Does that make you feel old? And then everybody just circles in below you. I'm only 30. Ooh, the Iron Throne. Oh. Yeah. I mean, it's like Trista was like the queen and you're like the king. No offense to all past bachelors.

When Chris retires, Ben just sliding into that mansion. That's what I was going to ask. That is your job. I'm only 30. I just turned 30 a couple weeks ago. Chris started when he was 30. That's good point. Well, happy birthday.

Did I send you a message? I'm sure you did. I think I did. Yeah, you definitely did. How long am I going to be out here? Because I do have to say this. Caitlin is doing a great job, isn't she? And we also have to give a shout out to Brandy

because I've listened and paid attention to Instagram. I'm a big fan of these two. Aw. What a sweetheart. And you're also here to plug your podcast. Go ahead. Go ahead. No, it's fine.

Almost famous on a hair radio. as you should what else you got going on um well if you're in denver you can go to the restaurant ashkara yes we were we just ate dinner there it was amazing it's amazing so highly recommend it and if you like coffee then you can have some generous coffee at generous coffee dot com see one last thing can i say one last thing please uh and if you're in denver there's a wedding festival going on september 1st that we've been planning 12th couples get married at one time with a big, big food and music festival. I'd love for all of you to join us and celebrate these couples together.

Everybody's invited. That's amazing. That sounds like Bachelor Nation wedding. And I also have a girlfriend named Jessica Clark. She's the best. What, is she there or something? I don't know. I can't tell what that is.

What? Oh, I thought it was Jessica. Well, you're beautiful, too. That's so sweet. Okay. Everybody to go follow everything Ben's doing. Ben, stand by because we might pull you back on stage for a game. Okay?

Oh, she's coming out. Don't worry. You guys, I can't, like, blow my load too fast here, okay? I can't just bring out everybody at once. Like, let's just enjoy our time together, okay? The night is young. Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Thank you guys so much for being here. I wanted to get you to talk about your nonprofit organization really quickly before we get to anything else. So I started the Legacy Foundation when I was trying to play in the NFL. I had a small platform, so I figured if you have a platform, it's only right that you give back. So I built it to be like this regional charity, and I hosted youth camps or anything I could do to raise money to support families. living with cystic fibrosis because my little cousin was born with CF, and I sort of found this niche that was, or this thing that was missing, and that was a foundation to support the families

that have the condition. The cystic fibrosis foundation does an amazing job with research and development and trying to find new drugs to cure CF, but nobody was actually there to support the family. So what my foundation does is we are working directly with Children's Hospital clinics to see what they need and really ask those questions. He really makes the rest of us look like a bunch of assholes. I'm like, yeah, and I have a live show, and I take all your money. But all the proceeds from Aspen went to. All the proceeds from Aspen went to the Legacy Foundation,

and right now we're working on a project where we're traveling to all 50 states, and we're surprising someone living with CF with a new medical vest valued at about $15,000. So I can't thank Caitlin's podcast enough for coming out. And thank you guys for coming out tonight. to support her. She's amazing, and her podcast is the best. I didn't even tell him to say that. I didn't tell you to say that. Okay, so

Cassie and Colton, you guys have lived a very abnormal life through the cameras, and now that you're out of the Bachelor world, what do you guys do to feel normal? We try. We try. What do you do when you try to feel

normal? Because, I mean, let's face it, you probably go a lot of places and people know who you are but what do you do like if you on a sunday morning we always have you guys here's the thing let i'll let i was gonna say coffee hour we have coffee hour we have coffee hour we love coffee coffee hour so we keep our phones away from us that's what i call it too and we actually like have conversations so you just and you guys just chat he's a huge morning person oh so i'm like trying to convert from being a night owl to being a morning person and wait good for you i would never do that for somebody. That's how, hey, that's how you know she loves me. She's trying

so hard. I tried so hard. What, wait. She got up at eight today. Like, how early are we talking? No, no, no, no. You woke me up at like 6.30. Okay. What are you talking about? Oh, no. I'm like a 6.6.30 guy every day. What time do you wake up, Brandy? If it's up to me, I wake up at 845 and go straight to the barn. That is so early. Barn, not bar. But 845 is late. No, it's not. People get up for work at like 6.30. Some people don't have to work that early. I am like so proud of myself if I'm out of bed at like 10. I'm like, get it, girl. Get it. What time do you go to sleep? You're the same? What time do you go to sleep? Oh, uh, like nine. Are you serious? 13 hours of sleep. See, I can't back before like one. I used to be like, again, 23. But like as soon as my head hits

the pillow like in most of the time oh like today we are in yoga I like know his breathing when he like changes from being awake you fell asleep in yoga he fell asleep in yoga today and like both times I was like everybody I got she had he started snoring he started snoring what namaste was really good what a great workout my shavasana was like it was top it was top great you guys do yoga together that's so cute we're fun where I don't know we went to lifetime in Parker. I don't know if anybody goes there. So, wait, you both live in L.A. now. Yeah. But close to each other, you probably see each other all the time.

Do you talk about, like, living habits? Because I do with Jason all the time. I'm like, okay, but what makes you annoying? I tried to get Jason to come on this one. Yeah. Well, we will Skype? Oh, my God, that's so cute. We want me to AOL him? Hit him up on AOL. Jason's got an away message up right now. It's been there for 17 years.

Busy wearing a blazer, BRB. Yeah, he's going to need warning to put on his blazers. But I really wanted him to come, but he took Wednesday, Thursday, Friday off work, and he had to be back for Monday. So he came to Aspen. So, you know what? You really missed out by not driving up to Aspen. And I'll do many more podcasts with him.

Yeah, I'll FaceTime him. Give me a freaking second. Now I forget what I'm. What was I saying? Oh, you guys live in the same city? Oh, yeah. So I always ask Jason, I'm like, what's your annoying habit if we live together? Like, what would annoy me? He's like, mm, ah, I'm like, there's got to be something. Oh, and he went straight for the heart. I know it. He goes, mm, ah. I really love dog hair. He's like, I don't really want to tell her this, but, and then he goes straight for the jugular.

What did he? What do you think? What was it? I know it was something serious, though. I know, Jason, was it not? What were you going to say? Straight for the jugular or straight to my heart? Straight to, is it the same, same thing, right? No. Jugular is like to the balls, but not the balls. Like, it's like, that's jugular. I don't know. Heart would be like, oh, I really like when, like, there's dog hair around.

I'd be like, oh, my God, he likes dogs. Straight to the, straight to the jugular would be like, I leave the seat up. I mean, you're dying either way. Jugular heart. Jugular heart, same thing. You're dead no matter what. Okay. I have a list on my phone of words that Colton, well, this isn't really.

account is mispronounces. But I have a list of words that he mispronounces. Okay, wait, say them. Can I feel like I'm going to add? Pull it? You have your phone? No, I don't have my phone. Wait, you have an act like in your notes. You keep a list of words. Okay, the worst one. Cuchella. I've never been to that party, so I don't know what like that party. Wait, I am probably going to call it that from now on. I'm sorry. I'm going to call it Poochella. We're going there next weekend. Coochette.

Oh, you're going. Yeah. Don't tell them. I've never been, but I heard it's super lame. You call it Coochella. She wanted to go. So we're going to go have some fun. Okay.

Yeah. I hope you're getting paid. What other words does he say weird? There's so many. Oh. There's like every day I hear another one and I'm like, I have to add that to the list and I keep forgetting. But she like stops mid-conversation to add to the list.

No, you should do like a coffee table book of like weird things, Colton says and sell, like, the chameleons. Yeah. I'm a business woman. So if you need any business advice, write a buck. What was I saying? Living together. Oh, he says weird things. Weird habits. Oh, yeah, Jason. He leaves, um, like when he shaves his face, the black hair is in the sink. Oh, he does that too. Yeah, that's a guy thing. Sorry, five of you. But I'll take the blame for that because I like it when he shaves his face. Okay. I can't get mad.

So you like when he shaves his face? You like a little baby face? Yeah, but she doesn't like this really cute, passive, aggressive way where she like strokes my beard and she goes, so like, are you shaving anytime soon? Like, that's how she says it. She sets it. It's not like, it's not like mean or like, hey, I'm just letting you know, like,

I'm like, I'm not kissing you if you have a beard. It's like, so are you going to shave? I mean, if you have sensitive skin, it's kind of a bitch. Yes. Yeah. I just, I hear you. It hurts. Gosh.

What's that mean? Shave and you get lucky? He doesn't know what that means. I don't think he knew what dildo meant earlier either. I know. Yeah. I was not making fun. He said it.

But I will say that stubble to me is really sexy, but it also hurts. No, I like a little bit. Like a little bit. Yeah, a little stubble. You got a little stubble. I appreciate it. Yeah. It's a nicest thing you've ever said to me.

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Look at them holding hands with their due wrists. That's so cute. Aw. I'm not lying here. guys, these two, I'm going to pump your tires for a second, they are so humble and sweet and in love and I just kind of sat back and watched and it was so cute because we stayed up to like three in the morning the other night talking and it was just nice to be able to like, you know, not many people can relate to situations we've been in. And it was so nice because

you guys, you can just, well, Jason and I woke up the next morning and we were like, one, that was really great sex. Two. Two. How cute are Colton and Cassie? What's your nice couple's name? Colsey? Okay, so. Caston. We named the island that we went on in Thailand.

We named it Colsey. Colsey Island. Yeah. See? Cute. Yeah. You guys are really cute. I feel lame.

No, no, no. It's not lame. It's not lame. And what do you guys find the hardest about being outside of the Bachelor world now and being a real life couple? what is the hardest thing you guys have come across so far? I don't know. I feel like, I feel like, I don't even want to complain about anything because these are,

it's all like amazing opportunities and fun, but you just go from being, like, you go from being a normal person to like everybody's knowing everything about you. Right. Or thinking they do. The conversations in the grocery store are so lopsided and it sort of gave me like social anxiety right off the show because everybody knows everything about my sex life and about me. Do they though? No.

No, they don't. Keep that near and dear to your heart. That's like the one thing they don't know. Yeah. And I think one thing that we talked about is you see us on the show, but you have to realize, like, what you see on the show is maybe 5% of us. Yes. And you see what it makes good TV. So I would always say to keep that in mind, too, when you're, like, judging. I've tried to say that for you guys. Like, I obviously do podcasts and recap shows and always talk about that because I'm out of the contract so I can say what really happened and certain things, which is really great. right. I did want to say that you chose her, but she also chose you. And that was a big part of the season. I felt like I was on the Bachelorette towards the end of it. You thought what? I wanted to ask her for a rose at the end of my show. Wait, that would have been hilarious. You should have been like, look, I thought about it,

and will you accept this rose? I know. I think of it. That would have been really good TV. Yeah. But, and you would have obviously said yes. But, I mean, let me just, I know a lot of people are probably like how could you but you're like um you go in that situation and not get confused like it's also i'll say it it's edited like certain things but when you see them together now it just nothing else matters nothing else matters it's it's not about the past it's about right now and about where you guys are going cute dropping knowledge but it is it's very sweet like anyone who could spend any time with them, we'll see that they are actually really grossly in love. It's kind of disgusting. I mean, I feel like we've spent 24-7 with each other for the past, like, for, since

filming. You don't, you probably don't, like, you spend every moment together. So I actually, during the show airing, too, we saw each other every week. So it was, like, really cool that our schedules are me just not having a job, like, worked out so I could, like, hang out with her. We'll see. She's in school. She's like the hardest working person I know. I was going to say. And she's balancing all this. She's getting her master's right now to be a speech pathologist. So let's give it up for Cassie. You're so freaking cute.

He's so supportive and so cute. Well, we're driving down from Aspen. We're on a four hour drive and she's like submitting a quiz and writing a paper. Like I have never met somebody who's like so hard. Like she's just very dedicated and I just want to keep like inspiring her and helping her out. That is. No, thank you. Give a round of applause for Cassie. Just soak it in because you deserve that. I will tell you, that's almost impossible to do it when you come out of that show.

Everyone's like, get a job. Why don't you work? You're like, I can't. Like, you're going everywhere, doing everything. You're trying to build a relationship. You have offers coming in from everywhere, and you have to pick and choose. Newsflash, spoiler alert, we get paid to do Instagram. So that was a mixed reaction.

I thought you guys were going to be like, solid, that's so sick. You're like, yeah, we know. You're like, how do you think we have these dues on our wrist? I'm like slinging scrunchies right now. It's a tough life, okay? But, yeah, Cleo is the real hard worker in this relationship. Yes. But I think it's really impressive that you're going to school and doing that

because that does take a lot of extra work. And I saw, not to compare you to Kim Kardashian, but did you see that she's going to law school? Yes. Yeah. And people were giving her, yeah, people are giving her such a hard time, but she, like, works her ass off. And they're like, well, you're so privileged. And she's like, but I'm also working really hard. And I just think, no matter who you are or what you're doing, to chase something that you love to do, we should all applaud.

I was actually on my way here talking to my dad about the people, so like Kim Kardashian is a great example, right? It's like, oh, she deserves it because she put herself in the spot. spotlight. So you deserve to get shit from a terrible human being. Like, you don't know human deserves that. Like, we're still, like, we're still people, you know. Are you saying bullshit to us being people? Why are you saying bullshit? Well, okay, fair. Tough, but fair. Kim Kardashian gets easy to, like, dislike and hate on her, but you know what? She's a human being. Yeah, give it up for Kim Kay. With a great ass. Chloe would be such a great bachelorette. Okay, well, we're going to do, don't really, I'll get to Jason.

God damn. Fine, I'll do Jason right now. And then, and then, now Jason might be at work. What time is it in Seattle? No, he's gone. He probably knows I'm going to FaceTime him because I do this every child. And every time he's like, oh, I'm not prepared. He's like, not wearing a shirt doing like sit-ups.

I have a videographer. He's like, I'm not exactly prepared. We're in a Buffalo Sabre shirt. Holy. Thank you. Can we turn up the house lights so he can see everybody? That crowd is crazy. Holy shit.

Um, and here's Cassie and Colton. I wish I was there for a double date round two. Yeah. I think everybody here wishes that, too. They're like booing me off stage and saying you're like, call Jason. That was his work laugh. That was his work laugh. Remember I told you you have a work laugh?

I have a work laugh? Yeah. Yeah, what about it? Okay, so you know on friends when Chandler and Monica like go and Chandler has a work lab he's like no that's Jason when he's like not that you're nervous but when you're like don't find something really that funny and then you just want to make me feel funny he goes that's what you did it's like yeah that's your work laugh anyways everybody just wanted to say hi and we all wish you were here

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Oh, get it, Kathy. That's a KB4. That's a KV4 if I've ever seen one. Okay, you guys, are you... You all have to refill it. This is, you know what, and this is why I confess, because this gets in my system, and I'm like, I'm going to tell you guys everything. What do you want to know?

So it's that time. It's that time that we all confess. Cheers, bitch. Cheers to all you Vinoes and Vine dudes and do-d-dudes. I hope you guys know how much I love each and every one of you. I've got a hair on my glass. I love you guys so much, and it honestly, like, sometimes I cry

because I feel so lucky for all of you. you. Oh, you cry too? That's so sweet. Okay, I'm going to go first with my confession just to butter you guys up, you know, loob it up. Oh, God. See, this is what happens. Here we go. Um, speaking of loop, just kidding. Kind of. Actually, not really. Here's my confession, okay? I know I've talked about this a couple times on the podcast where I wanted to get laser hair removal. Yes, honey. And So the other day I committed. I've been so scared. One, because I don't ever want to not have a tan, and you can't have a tan when you

get, oh, I thought you were going to feel me on that one. You're like, hmm? I just went to go get it, and I got turned away. Yeah. Because I had fake tanner on my legs. Yeah, you can't do it, right? I know. It was sad.

Kate. Well, I get spray tans, like, religiously. But I was only doing my only. Only. I was doing my whole Brazilian, if you will. if you will. And so my girlfriend who does Botox and all this stuff, she has this numbing cream.

And so she was like, oh, slap on this numbing cream. I can't even make eye contact with the guys in the front row right now. So she said slap on the numbing cream, about 15 minutes before you get the laser hair removal. And so she got me this like prescription numbing cream, like legit. And so I'm like realizing I'm driving there, I'm like, I put on the numbing cream. and I'm on the highway.

And so if anybody's ever drove through Nashville, you always have to take the highway to get to certain pockets of Nashville. And so there was construction, and I was like, I can't, I have a high pain tolerance, but I was like, I can't go into this not numb. I just don't want to know what it really feels like,

and I'm going to do this. So I pull over, and I just start scooping up the numbing cream with my fingers, not thinking it's going to numb my hands and I'm literally pulling my pants down while I pulled over so like pants and everything at the ankles and I'm just slapping on this numbing cream

yeah I paint a pretty picture I know and and then I'm realizing like okay like you just get it okay there's like trucks slowly driving by because it's construction zone and this one massive truck stop so he can clearly just see in and I just and he was stopped for a long time and I was like okay well my windows are tinted

but he started laughing so I'm assuming he saw something anyways so as I'm driving I realize that like I've like done this to my eyes I've been like you know like biting my nails picking my nose oh great that's going to end up on e-news for sure and my everything was just nuts So I went in, and I'm like, okay, I don't know if this has happened before, but I was trying to put on numbing cream with my hand. She goes, did you wipe your eyes? I was like, I did. Everything on me was numb, and I just walked in there so uncomfortable

that I couldn't even focus on the pain of my badge because I was just like, my eyes are numb. Anyways, it's pretty embarrassing. I mean, feel free to clap for me if you want to make me feel better. Anyways, it's somebody's birthday in the crowd. And it may or may not be Blake's mom. Aww. Where are you, Blake's mom?

Why don't we get them up here? Shelly and Tori. Is that the name? Oh! It's Blake! Say hi to the people, Blake. Where are you? I am in New York City, unfortunately.

Not there. But, but your mom and sister are here, and it's your mom's birthday and your sister's next week, right? Yes, that's correct. It is. They're probably the two fan-girling. I see them, I think, and the, yep, there they are. Stand up, you two. You two stand up. We're going to sing happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. to you

Happy birthday Dear Blake's mom and sister Happy birthday To you Yeah I mean every time we hang out with Blake I'm like That guy is the best human

He's so much fun and so funny He doesn't even know how funny he is I lose Blake every time I hang out with him We lost him other night He lost him in Aspen, but he always finds a way to make it back home. I don't know how. He was on a school bus the other night in Aspen. We called Blake, we're like, hey, just want, like, as a good friend, we were like, just want to check in.

How you doing? He's like, bro, I'm on the school bus. They said they were coming to snowmast. That's where we're at, right? No, as soon as he said he's on a school bus, I was like, send me your location. Yeah, you are not in the red direction. He just joined some private party. Sorry, Mom.

Join some private party and, like, just jumped on the school bus, and he made it home safe. and he was alone and he did great but yes I'm not here to confess for Blake don't think you guys are getting out of your confessions let's hear it hold on are we doing yours individually or ours we had a really hard time coming up with these

yeah which one are we doing the what the combined whatever one's worse we'll do both you tell yours and then I'll tell our combined perfect oh Caitlin I feel like mine made a really good like transition from yours to mine. But now that it's just mine, I feel like it's not...

It's okay. You know what? No one's is ever as bad as mine. Okay. Well, I guess I have two tonight. Okay. She's got two, everybody. So... So my first one, I was also in a car. Okay.

Okay, that's what made me think of it. I thought of it on the spot. Like, literally, she's telling her story. Oh, perfect. Oh, great. Yeah. No, because we had a joint confession. This is why wine is a... good idea for a podcast. Yeah.

And I was like, oh my gosh, it's making me think of this time. Yeah. It's one time at a band camp. So one time I was on a date. Not with Colton? Hold on. She just told me the story

and it did not start with one time I was on a date. You left that part out. Like I'm being dead serious. We just talked about this story on the way down from Aspen and it did not start like this. I'm learning things. This is why wine is great. Well, she did it because you're like on stage

so you can't. You can't say anything now. You had to be like, I'm so cool about this. Okay, I was on a date. It makes it 100 times worse the fact that I'm going to date. I'm on a date, and I'm in downtown Disney. Okay.

And I don't know if you guys have been to downtown Disney, but when you go to the parking lot, it's like really, really far away from everything. Yes. Okay, including the bathrooms. Yes. So, in my car, I had a go girl, and it's like that.

What's that? Oh, this is, I didn't know what it was either. Are you serious? Yeah. It's like a thing that you like... I didn't realize that's what it's called. So you can pee in a tampon. Yes, and I'd never used it before. Ever.

But this time I was like, I'm so desperate. I have to pee. I'm on a date. The dude's like going to meet me in like five minutes somewhere else. Wait, that's so classy. I would have peed in the bush for sure. But you're like, there's people walking by your car. Like you can't pee in a bush.

You open the two doors and pee between. No, no, no, no. No, no. Yes. Okay, maybe not at Disney. Okay, I'll go, go. Okay, but there was literally, like, people walking by my car. So I got in the back seat and I was like, I'm going to give this go-girl a try.

Yeah. You know? Really test out its durability. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Turns out after I thought I used the go-girl. Oh, it was just a tampon. I had needed, I, I missed the go-girl.

I miss the go-girl. And you... went, girl. I had to get my car detailed the next day. It was awful. It was awful. That's amazing. Yes. Amazing. Well, people always... Hold on. She didn't finish the story either. What did the guy say when he got back in the car?

Yeah. Like, it had to smoke. We had taken separate cars. So I was like meeting him. What? Yes. Dude. Okay. Yes, dude. I did. So he's like, where the hell are you? And I'm like, I'm a little late. Like, there's traffic, you know, and I'm, like, in the car, like, trying to, like, try my pants.

Like, it's so bad. Oh, my gosh. That's so, so, so, so this is not a good endorsement for Go Girl. No. But. I feel like it actually works really well. I just didn't know how to do it. Well, if anybody from Go Girl out there is listening. Trying. This would be, my confession would be, I would put a Go Girl in just to pee my pants and see if it worked. That would be my confession. I'd be like, I was also very curious. Yeah, very curious and you know what i thought it worked i heard very many like good stories about it and everything i don't know why it didn't for me well it made for a great confession on this podcast so we thank you it's my first time sharing this thank you feel good colton was like colton's like okay i'm embarrassed of you

we'll talk about this later because you left some key parts out in the car so now it's your turn colton oh well i came into this thinking that we were going to do one combined but She had one on the spot, so. So now this is like just us combined. I started their first fight. But, so we had seen each other a lot during the season while I was airing, and I had just moved to L.A. So I just had my, the new house, we just got settled in,

and we were watching, I think we were watching an episode, and it was like a Monday night and we were watching one of the episodes. And it was one of them where Halo Top, like, gifted a bunch of ice cream to the everybody in the audience during women to all. So they also gifted me like a bunch of halo top, like a ton. And they have like the little toxical things. Yeah. So like we had everything that like halo top has ever made I had in my freezer.

And I personally and cast us to, we try to stay away from dairy for obvious reasons, does not treat us well. Uh-oh. I see where this is going. We're still sort of feeling the relationship out where it's just like, you know, where it's at that like at that point where you don't really disclose what type of bathroom you're going to, but you're are just going to go. But we were chilling watching the episode. And we were chilling watching the episode. And finally, like, she looks over to me.

She's like, hey, I think I'm going to go use the restroom. Like, my stomach doesn't feel good. And I look at her. I was like, thank God, because my stomach is killing me. So we ate the halo top. Is there more than one bathroom? There were two. Oh, okay.

Oh. Yes. Well, then you're fine. Yeah. You can blow up each other's bathroom. We had eaten so much halo tops. We felt so sick. And we're, like, we're like, in silence for a while.

And we're, like, sitting there, like, liked it and we're like oh my stomach really doesn't feel good and he's like my knee there and we're like and you're still trying to be like cute you hear each other's stomach like curgling you're like oh I'm like so hungry I don't know I'm like oh my gosh I know you're going through the same pain as me like why don't we just say something so all of a sudden I'm like she broke the ice um I'm gonna I'm gonna go sit in the bathroom for a little bit but the best part is is like we both disappeared for a legit hour and you know how like when you get at like you out of the bathroom and you know what you just did, but you have like

this look of shame. We both had like the same look at each other. We're like, are you okay? We're just like, let's just hug this one out and then just go chill again. And then we like fell asleep and we're like, let's not talk about it again. Well, you know what? That probably brought you guys closer together. Oh yeah, we progressed. Like that's a big pivotal step

in any relationship. So Halo Top. Thank you, Halo Top for bringing us ice cream so I can break the ice. You have my address, send me another box. Thank you. will eat it. Jason laughed at me the other day. He told me to just toot because he said I had an inside toot because it was like, and he's like, just let it out. I was like, okay. Fine, I guess I will. He's like, I've listened to

your podcast. We're there. You sick. Anyways, are you guys having fun? Okay. I love that you made a sign. What does it say? I can, it's folded a little. Oh, we love KB. Cheers. Cassie. Colty. Oh, Colty. My mom calls me Coltony. No, his mom called... That's very cute. Thank you for the sign.

You're already committed. Just go ahead and tell him. Tina Marie. What? My mom calls me Coltina Marie because she had a girl. That's so rude, right? I learned this like two days ago. Like I love my mom, but that's sort of two days ago. You know that's sticking, right? Everybody here for the rest of your careers, please at him with Coltina Marie. P.S., how did you just get the name at Colton? Oh, ABC 100%. What?

Caitlin, they loved me. We have a Colton and Cassie show coming soon. I'm kidding. I was totally kidding. We're done with reality TV. You know that media listens to this podcast and takes quotes that are out of context and just throws it out there. Oh, yeah. You know that's going to be out there now.

Thank you. Us Weekly Tomorrow. What did you just say? Let's play a game, shall we? Let's play a game. We're going to get Olivia and Brandy involved in this. It's called That's What She Said. Let's go over?

It's a like female version, but males can play it too because we're all equal. And it's kind of like cards against humanity. So I'm going to read the question. And you guys will have to come up with an answer. and I have to pick the best one. This gets real funny. Where are you going? You have to pee?

I already gave you a chance to do that. Oh, they're both going at the same time. Oh, I see what's going on here. I've been educated in this last four months. Denver is known as the Mile High City. So maybe they're going to the bathroom just, and I respect that. I respect that. Hey, you guys, give it up for Chris.

Isn't he cute? he's single too he's single and so is olivia anyways um oh look oh and he's very cool we bonded the other night okay so the question is now you guys pick your best answer okay no brandy's not single she's very taken and in love and she's not dating blake it's blake i'm kidding don't quote that last weekly i mean i wish it was but i haven't met her guy yet Okay, I sent my mama Snapchat, meant for my boyfriend, and she replied, now you guys pick your favorite one. I sent my mama Snapchat, meant for my boyfriend, and she replied.

Are you packing heat? It's so much bigger up close. Dude looks like a lady. Shake it. Thank you. You can, like, sing, actually. Can you sing again? Later.

Oh, yeah, I'll show you later. Shake it a little and squeeze the tip. My favorite is it's so much bigger up close. Colton! Is that like a good or a bad thing? I don't know. I found a funny. What?

Do I get the cart? You win. Nailed it. Wait, hold on. He says that all the time. She handed me the, are you packing heat question? I need the other one. Everybody on three say Nailed it.

One, two, three. Nailed it. All right, next question. Cassie doesn't like when I say that. No, I do. I do. I like it. Well, I hear it all the time.

Right. It's like when people ask when you're getting engaged. Yes. Okay. Okay. At the end of the night, my prom date anxiously blurted out. Are you getting engaged? Blue balls?

Good one. I like these shadows from the audience. I feel like mine kind of suck. Okay, ready? At the end of the night, my prom date anxiously blurted out. Have you ever dressed up as a maid? Yes. At the end of the night, my prom date anxiously blurted out, you should...

I just talked about this on my podcast. You should eat more pineapple. At the end of the night, my prom date anxiously blurted out, do you need help getting off? I like them real thick and juicy. I have to go if you should eat more pineapple. Colton? Not fair! I listen to her podcasts.

The trick of this is you play the person, not the game. You're right. That is a very good angle. You have to always read your audience, and you know me well. Sex jokes. Last one, ready? Wine, tequila. After a long day at work, I arrived home, took off my bra, and cried.

Aim for the center? After a long day at work, I arrived home, took off my bra. off my bra and cried, lick it and let me know how it tastes. Nobody would enjoy that. After a long day at work, I arrived home and took off my bra and cried, it's really heavy for something so little. That's Colton's for sure. Okay, after a long day at work, I arrived home and took off my bra and cried, I'm going in head first. Lick it, let me know how it tastes. Those kids? Oh, yes!

I'm so excited! All right. Well, at the end of the day, Colton wins at life, at this game, as the Bachelor. You just win, Colton. Give it up for Colton. All right, I think Brandy has some questions

from the audience that we're going to get to. And, uh, you know what? Good for you guys. You took that as a team. What are you guys getting engaged? What? Wait, what? Hold on, don't dodge this question

because I'm not allowed to dodge it. What? Hold on, I just saw them. They're really cute together. I just want to know when they're getting engaged. Wait, who? Them? See how uncomfortable that is?

Yes. Welcome to my life. Yeah, now times that by then. When's your first child coming? Nine months. Wow. Dang. Okay.

She said nine months. You guys are going to be having a conversation. on the drive home now. Yeah, good look. Randy, you got some questions from the audience? All right, Jane wants to know what your favorite wine is, Caitlin. Spade and Sparrows coming soon.

Just kidding. Colton's rosé. Yeah. Better plug. Thank you. Where could people buy that? Oh, on colton's legacy.org. It is called 65 roses rosé,

and the reason why it's 65 roses is because when little kids try to say cystic, fibrosis. They say 65 roses. So it's sort of a play on words. It's very cute. It's so cute. And the people are like, why are you calling it spade and sparrows? I'm like, I don't know, because that sounds cool. Go buy Colton's wine.

All right, next question. Caitlin, do you know what you would do for your bachelorette weekend? No penis straws. I can't with penis straws. I would probably go to a very, like, low-key cabin and just get f***ed up with my Girlfriends. This one's fun. Cassie. What?

What? Like Aspen? What? Like Aspen? Oh, like Aspen. Like Aspen. Like Aspen. Where the beer flows like wine.

Yeah. I love you. You're so cute. Just holding up your butt light. Get it, girlfriend. I want Cassie to answer it too. Oh. Do you guys have to?

Cassie, do you know what you would do for your Bachelor at weekend? What do you guys get in a girl? Gates or something? Are you getting engaged? I don't know. I haven't even thought about it. Don't look at me. I have nothing to do with this weekend.

I don't know why I'm like looking at him the answer. Don't go to Nashville. Okay. Or if you do come to my house. Hmm. I don't know. Maybe like go somewhere different I've never been before. Yeah.

Like my girls? Yeah. Girl party. Yeah. Idaho. Idaho. Idaho is great. Go to Idaho.

Chill. Do your thing. I actually love Idaho. It's beautiful. Where? Lake Cordillane. Happy 30th. Sounds like a banger.

Yes, sounds like a banger. Real banger. Okay, next question. Did Jason have any weird quirks when you guys first started dating? Like, were there any run flags? Yeah. He uses more hair spray than me. Um

I know he has great hair He's better hair than me Okay I was like waiting I'm like say no Weird quirks He oh I know what it is I will not go to the gym with him

There's something about Jason at the gym Where I don't know I want to call him like a different name He's like Justin Like he gets into the gym and he's like Justin, Jim Justin. He does this. No. But hold on, I can confirm this because when we were filming Bachelorette, he got, we had like a gym in our like sweet in Vegas and that's all he did for 30 minutes. We were like running

and actually doing real exercises in this man. But hold on, he had his shirt off. So I asked him, I'm like, what the hell was that? And he goes, it was my ab workout? I'm like, and he's got like an eight-pack so it clearly works so then like yesterday at the gym this is me and that's why i'm wearing a crop top today and you look good well thank you it's i don't feel good sitting down but standing up you know what i mean um is mallory in the crowd is my question i've been told mallory wants to have a dance off with Caitlin. What do we... But I'm in a crop top.

Okay, so should we just... First, let me just say this. How happy are we for these two? I loved them on the show and then getting to know them after I knew Colton, but getting to know Cassie after I loved them even more. I can't tell you guys how much this means me that you all showed up tonight for this podcast. It's the biggest turnout and I'm just like sad that it's all over but you guys made me go out with a bang and and I will move to Denver. I love you guys so much. Thank you so much for coming

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