Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - Terapia dell'uva: KB and Cli go to Italy

Episode Date: August 30, 2018

This week Kaitlyn is in the land of the Vino with friend and manager Clio De La Llave. Join in the fun as they talk about rediscovering a world without WiFi, Kaitlyn swears she is having the time of her life, and Clio tests how much Italian Kaitlyn has been picking up along the way. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And try to steal a fiery kiss How come she sounds Russian? Be Italian Nah When you hold me Don't just hold me But

This Why does she sound Russian Cleo? Answer me Well Me My, me, I'm called Clio, and I'm Italian.

Okay. Oh, so Italians, your fourth language? So you speak English, Spanish, French, and Italian. No, well, that, you know, I wish. I wish. You do. And that was me saying, hello, my name is Clio. And I actually do feel, like, after, well, being here right now in Positano, that I am Italian.

We are honorary Italians. We are channeling. Channering. Channeling, our inner Italian. It gets confusing between English and. Italian. Especially when you're drunk, especially when you've been drinking. Vino, vino. Vino. All day. All day. Was that Italian? But we actually, I feel like we're cheating. Well, I feel like we're cheating a little bit. We are. We are. We stopped on the wine and now we have, I'm having a gin and soda. Cheers. Salute. Salute. I'm having a old-fashioned. Super Italian.

Sips Italian. I feel like we're cheating right now. It is great therapy, but... I choked. Supsitalian. That song is amazing, and I'm so glad that you brought it back for a trip. That was... It just felt so appropriate. And it's furgy, of all people.

It's furgy. No, she sounds amazing. It's fergalicious. And if anyone has been watching your stories, you have been on Fliq with the music. Oh, Fliky-D-E-C. Actually, while we're... Can you pull up our Italian song for the trip?

Oh. It's not Italian. You know what, I love that. We had a hashtag on the flight over here. Oh, yeah, we never used it once. We never used it once. We never used it once. Cle and KT and Klee take italy.

KT? You mean KB? I don't even know my own initials. What? Okay. Don't you find it so appropriate that we're doing a scozy, miscusi, that we're doing grape therapy from Italy? It's, oh, like you guys, I wish you could smell the smells we're smelling, drink the wines, we're drinking, drink the whiskey, we're drinking gin. Just be where we are being right now.

And what I think we should do is we should actually, well, planning this trip is just not easy when you're, like halfway around the world, you don't know where to go. A lot of the places, you hear recommendations, they don't have websites. Yeah. So I thought that we could go through our trip and also, I know that you're going to post a blog about it. Mood. What? What? My mood is,

Oh boy. My mood is Italy. And for you to explain to everybody that wants to come in Italy, where to go. Yeah. Okay. We'll go through our trip. I know it sounded like it wasn't a good transition, which it wasn't, but because you asked me to play our Italian song and it's called mood.

I was trying really hard to do like this thing that radio people do where they transition from something. And they're like, oh, speaking of mood, like news people, when they always try to make the dumbest jokes, I can't stand it. Remember, what's it you I was with? And there was like a herd of cows that like got in the way of like a violent, like, chase of a man who was like wanted for murder. And they're like, oh, he better get moving. And I was like, no. I think it was a global TV or something in BC.

I love him Canadian. Get into it. I am. Yeah. Mondays, Thursday is your Saturday is your Saturday. Great therapy. Tomorrow is Thursday.

Here it goes. Break it down. Break it down. Come on, Keeby. everybody's going to love that song it's called mood felix cartel anyways so good let's tell me i don't know because this trip was so random and so last minute that people were just so thrown off by the fact that i would just jump on a plane and go to italy and i was like do you guys know me at all of course i would jump on a plane and go to italy literally a dream come true but you know

what so we were talking about it today yeah it's been about three years since you oh sorry closer it's been about three years since you went on the bachelor right and it's been a bit of a wild ride but this is actually the first trip that you're that you've taken that you have just like been able to enjoy like for sure we got a couple podcast couple photoshoots but yeah it is crazy because everybody that follows me is like but we've seen you in hawaii and doing all these fun things but i'm like everything has had to be for something this is the first trip that i've been like i'm crossing this off my bucket list i it is a dream come true and it is extremely seeded all of my expectations and then some, I'm not leaving.

We're saying. Whoever wants to come see us, we'll be here. What I'm getting at is I'm not leaving. I was talking to my girlfriend, Mamrie. She was on the podcast before, actually. I love her name. Mamary Hart. She's hilarious.

Is she a comedian? She is. And she has like a show with Grace Hellbig. They're on my podcast. And she sends me a message and she goes, my jealousy has no bounds. straight up drooling over these vacate posts and I said yeah I'm not going home she goes fine cool meet there in Florence in October I said cool I'll be the drunk guy and she said bitch stole my look and I said but who were it better and she said oh shit a future instipal is imminent and I said

and then everyone wins because your peeps will vote for you my people will vote for me and we're just both drunk in Italy and she goes these are my favorite types of sports oh my god she sounds amazing I can't keep up I try so hard She's like, these are my type. I thought I won at like, but who wore it better? And then I'm like, she kept going. And then I was like, cry face, ha ha. You win.

Like, I can't. She'll just always come back with something funny. No, but you're meant to be in Italy. The wine has been unbelievable. And it's been interesting too because we get to try different wines from different regions. I know you're big Pinot Noir guy. Big Pinot Noir guy. Big pasta pasta guy.

Well, I think we had pasta for breakfast. Did you say, do you know that Americans say pasta? Pasta, yeah. But in Italy, they say pasta. Yeah, well, they say pasta. Jokes on you, America. Actually, it was so fun today. We were driving along and we were trying to say all of the signs that we could say in an Italian accent.

It is just so much more fun and vivacious. Hey, wait, what did that guy say to me today that I thought, oh my gosh. Okay, so we had a little photo shoot today for the new fall line of scrunchies coming out. And it was so cute Because we were like Let's get a shot of Lemoncello Because that's what they do here They do shots of Lemoncello

And so we go to take a shot And the bartender Like spoke very like broken English And he goes Um This one is uh How do you say it And he wanted to be like

This one's on me Or like this one's for free He was like Is it my present Is it my present to you And I was like Oh my gosh You are the cutest

You know They're just I don't know what it seems. It just seems like Italians are so pure of heart. They are. They really look at you when they're talking. They're so present and they have so many emotions. And I love it.

And that's why I feel like they want to love here. They're just so present. They are. Did you just say that? Yeah. Oh. You agree. Yeah.

So in the moment that I totally caught that I am Italian. You need to take a page out of their book. I do. I do. Everybody does. No, honestly. You're going to have to put the microphone closer. Oh, yeah.

It's amazing. Oh, do you hear how much better that sounds? Yes, I hear it. Do it for the audio, Cleo. I know nobody likes the sound of their own voice, but do it for the audio. Okay, I got it. I will be better.

Everybody, I apologize. Until you take a sip of your drink. Okay. Don't do it for the audio. I think we have to do that every time. Yeah, so we don't want to get your misophonia. Yeah, don't get it out of control. But we, I was just going to say something.

Oh, yeah. I was going to say one more thing about that in terms of being present. Like present or. This is my present. No, like present. the moment. Oh, into the moment. No, it's been a couple stories, but it's been so awesome that we haven't been able to be connected to Wi-Fi for 80% of the time. It is quite nice. Yeah. And so we go for dinner and we be Italian and we talk and we converse and we talk about our emotions and our

hearts and what we enjoy and we enjoy the views. It's like, but because just knowing that you can't even check your phone, we don't even, it's like away. And it's been as everyone's like, we've seen your Instagram stories, Caitlin, you're not away from your phone. But what I do is I take an abundance at one time and then I upload them later. Exactly. And then you just save them. Yeah. Hey, Cleo.

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tell her story about not having Wi-Fi, and you just told me something that made me so mad. Oh, my gosh. There's so many funny confessions slash like, not like your typical confession, but like funny, dumb stories that have happened through this whole trip, including like. Let's start night one. Okay. One of my girlfriends. Florence, right? Yeah, we were in Florence. So night one, everybody, we flew into Florence. And if you're going to stay anywhere. Oh, how do you pronounce that? Amazing. Actually, that's probably the best service we've had. so far on this trip it was insane and the good thing about this hotel is that it's right in the center so it's right by the duomo and everything's walkable which is nice because as we learned driving in florence is a nightmare it's aggressive it's aggressive it's a no it's be aggressive aggressive b e aggressive b e a g-g-g-r-re-s-s-i-e it's super aggressive are you finding the name yeah i'm trying to find the name i have it here yeah okay so if anyone's going to uh florence and they

want to stay right downtown it's called hotel brunicelli so it's b r u n e s c h e l-l i and don't you go tweeting me later asking me to repeat that just rewind us 15 seconds hit that old 15 second rewind button hotel brunicelli and it was uh well anyways our room was in one of the towers and it was something like probably 2,000 years old yeah but they had completely modernized it so that's definitely and it smelt like heaven amazing it smelled like heaven people too Oh, it was like the best, like, first day in Italy for me. I'm like, holy, because I lived in Germany, so I'm like, I, you know, I've done the European thing. Yeah, the European feel.

Yeah. And it was, it was a little bit similar, but, but just, I don't know how to explain it. Florence or just Italy in general. I think it's the people. I call it the trifecta. So I've been to a lot of places in Europe. Yeah. And I feel, you are European.

I am European. I'm half French and I, of course. Half European, half Mexican. Why did I do that in an Italian accent? Because it's Mexican. I like it. No, but I think, oh, yeah, so I think I figured out why I love Italy so much and the trifecta is the best food. So obviously, if you're pasta, carb lover and like love fresh fruit, the people are amazing because it's like the way that they speak and as we've, I promise I won't do that the whole podcast, but it's so great.

But it's a so much. You sound like Super Mario. Oh, I'm sorry, Super Mario. Thank you. And what was the third one? Great food. Oh, and of course, there's so much. the place they're beautiful and there's so much character yeah so then you put all three together and

you have the perfect recipe and I think other places in Europe have little pieces of that yeah but going back to Florence oh yeah and the first story right of not having Wi-Fi oh right take it away um so we didn't have Wi-Fi what happened next no oh so we rented a car no before that okay so we had three breakfasts no that was two lunches and two breakfast no so um we heard about this place and anyone in foreign has to go to this place called la man la menagerie it'll be on the blog it's so much better when you say um yeah we'll put it on the blog exactly i think that you're gonna blog tomorrow yeah while we're here and um and then so like i knew my friend she's like she has she knows of all the hot spots

we have to go here and i've never seen you so determined to go somewhere oh yeah but we got the directions yeah yeah Yeah, so we get the directions, we screenshot it, and now you can take it away. So we were so determined to go to this dinner spot. It looked so cute. It was right up our alley. It was literally right up our alley, but we missed it. And so we were like, okay, Wi-Fi, okay, we'll take screenshots because we can't turn on our Wi-Fi while we go through the streets of Italy.

It'll cost a fortune to have our phone data, data, however the hell you say that on. So we took screenshots, we get out of our hotel room, we turn left like it tells us to, And then we're lost. And I'm like, okay, it says, go left, don't cast the meal of the mole. And then we're like, okay, so right? Cool. And then we like ended up on all these crazy streets. We could not find our way.

We were starving. We didn't have internet. So you can only imagine the panic we were in. Terrible. Terrible. And so anyways, I was so determined. We just kept stopping. And every single time we stopped at somewhere to ask for directions.

They're like, oh, yes. Just need to go. Okay. Are we insulting Italians? No, I hope not. I hope not because I love it more than anything. Yeah, me too. That's like the one language that I wish that I would speak with that passion.

But also for your listeners, let's stop because it's going to get really annoying. Yeah. Touche. A toche. Okay, so every time we stopped and asked for directions, these people were just, I came to this conspiracy theory where I was like, okay, you know what? This restaurant doesn't exist. It's an ongoing fairy tale myth.

Or joke for tourists. The joke is on us. We keep asking people where this restaurant is and everybody who lives here knows it's a joke. This restaurant doesn't exist. They all give us different directions. We keep going to different places. It jokes on us. Well, that's why I was like at one point I was like, let's just go here and you're like, no,

I think you wanted to figure out whether it was actually conspiracy theory or if this place actually existed. Yeah, I was like, no, we're not giving up. We've come this far. We were at like 13,000 steps at this point, which. Cleo's boyfriend made fun of us because he was like he goes he goes

what's the difference between you and my mom we're like what he's like nothing you guys both say we got to get our steps in so anyways we're at 13,000 steps and I was like we're not stopping now we will find this restaurant and we probably stopped and asked for directions four times

no no six or seven eight maybe we rolled our ankles a couple times with heels on cobblestones and just losers rookie mistake being in heels

on cobblestone and anyways we eventually you have to try and be chic AF in Italy well we tried for the first night yeah we got up after that

okay that's enough so we finally found this spot guys it is amazing it's unbelievable the 13,000 steps yes what's it called

it is the best place I've ever been to hands down best dinner I've ever had best drinks it is so worth it what the hell is it called okay so it's la menagerie so it's la we found it because it's on an instagram it's la underscore let me just double check but it's l a underscore m a and jerry's ice cream no no no but it'll be on your blog yeah it'll be on my blog You'll give you the link, but it's, yeah, L-A- underscore M-A-N-A-N-A-G-E-R-E. Okay.

La M-A-G-E-R-E, and it was just like. Got that. Yeah, it was, it's worth it. It was stunning. Yeah. You guys can also, I mean, check my blog and watch my Instagram story, the Italy highlights. Like, you won't be sorry. And I have complete confidence saying, I don't care if I sound cocky.

It's been fun. You will enjoy it. So anyways, that's. That's just the beginning. Okay. So Wi-Fi has not been our friend this whole trip. No. So then we're done with Tuscany and then we're-

We're like, hey, let's rent a car. You know, we'll put it in the nav. Yep. In this rental car and we will get our little tishes to Tuscany. Yeah. It's an hour and a half drive. This is peanuts. As Cleo says, what did you say?

Bust out the peanut jar. No, what was that? I don't remember. We were doing some. joke and I was like oh yeah that's peanuts and you're like oh no no no it was okay because one of our friends mutual friends Ashley she message you and she said oh yeah you need to go to this wine dasing she was it's only 200 euros so we're making fun we're like oh yeah just like we're like oh yeah peanuts 200 euros peanuts and clear goes yeah bust out the old

peanut jar I have not lived that down all week guys is I don't know I'm like, because Cleo has Cleoisms. She's like Jordan. She says things that are, she's so sure of in her mind, but they don't make sense. And she thinks she's hilarious, which I love. So it's like, you know, when something's like easy, it's like I, it's peanuts. And she says, I'll say something and I'll laugh. Yeah, bust out the old peanut jar.

And I was like, what? And I literally said to you, I said, that's not even funny. You did. You call me on. I was like, I thought it was. But it is funny because you think it's funny. Anyways. Wi-Fi.

Wi-Fi. Oh, yeah. Okay. So we're going to test me. Why the-the-Fi? We put... Whiffy. Wiffy.

Wiffy. So you put in the navigation. And guys, this is just... It was so frustrating. And I think this has been a bit of a theme because yesterday was the worst out of all the days. Wiffy is the theme of this podcast. Yeah, but I think I have a new appreciation... Whiffy will fail you.

No, but I have a new appreciation for GPS and for having Wi-Fi all the time. Because to not want to turn on your phone and have to figure out the old I'm like, how did we used to do it? We used to have a map and we used to figure out our way. And I miss that. And by we, you being our parents? I don't miss it. But I remember because we would always go on road trips before the internet.

We drove from like Vancouver to Mexico. We are aging ourselves. Yeah. Sorry. You drove from Vancouver to Mexico? Yeah, six full days. We went through Vegas and Texas and it was amazing. Oh, sounds great.

But I remember the maps. Oh. And I love the idea. Like when I'm at home, I'm like, oh, I miss having. maps like I wish we didn't have GPS. Let me tell you we didn't have GPS this trip and there was nothing more that I wanted more. You know what's crazy is when I was just picturing a map in my mind right now I was like how would you know you know like on GPS it says like okay go 10 kilometers here in Europe it's kilometers go 10 kilometers turn right then 6.2 kilometers turn left and I'm like on a map

and then so in my head right now if I was thinking of a map I was taking my thumb and my index finger and zooming like I was like doing the zoom in motion on the paper map being like how would you do that I'm a millennial you're so young I'm so you're so you're so young thank you're welcome but that's what I was picturing so it was okay so we were trying to follow these screenshots as well as listening to the nav system it got us like an hour out of our way so an hour and a half turned two and a half hours and it kept taking us to the wrong place and every time we stopped and ask for directions I was like here's that conspiracy thing happening again because everybody's laughing at us not with us and they're telling us to go here and then we'd get on the wrong road and it was just like

we're trying to be positive because we're like but how bad can it be like we're in Italy we're just driving through the hills of testing me but motherfucker and we're losing our mind at the same time but you know what it was we decided to take the long way and wow like was that it was stunning beautiful like I would recommend taking like anyone going driving from Florence to Tuscany. Yes. I would definitely take the SL 82543 SNMP Road. We're like, guys, you got to simplify it.

Like, it's like Highway 1 would be great. Or 2. Or 2. Sure. Highway 1, too even. I don't care. But like there was like eight letters and three numbers. It was just too much.

Yeah. Anyways, we made it. We made it to Tuscany. We had the best time, again. I'll put the other. So many plugs for my blog. Again, go check out www. www.catelembristow.com for more information.

Sponsored by, just kidding. This trip was well deserved. Actually, yes. And zero sponsors. But I think it's because we loved it so much that we want to share with everyone. But this hotel, which my sister went for her honeymoon. Her money, her money hoon. and a lot of our friends went there so we wanted to check it out so we went and it is off the beaten path

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Oh no Yeah That was the worst that was the worst so cleo and i ate i mean we ate like two dinners a night then we got to tascany we ate like the best red tomato sauce pasta it was so good and i don't know why i guess they eat way later in italy so we adopted that quite quickly yes quite quick yeah we really adapted over here in italy m we're like sure we'll have another dinner and then we had chocolate dessert and then we had so many glasses of red wine we were playing cards and we had done a workout

which I'm very proud of us for. But anyways, we went to, I just needed to pump my tires there. I was like, we didn't work out. Good for me. But we went to bed and what time was that? Like, we went to bed at like 12. Yeah, I'm at 2 a.m.

At 2 a.m. I, guys, you guys, Vino's, I thought it was how I was going to go. And if I was, you know, it was a good life. Hotel Camphamagio wouldn't have been that bad of a place. No, if I'm going to rest my head, it's going to be there amongst the vines amongst the vines in in my you know it was I was a creature in my own habitat it I honestly thought I was dying I thought I was like okay you know what I'm awake

I'm having a heart attack I don't want to wake Cleo but you know what I'm gonna die so I better wake her up I'm glad you did and I'm not joking I'm not even being dramatic I was like I am having a heart attack so after 10 minutes of just like sheer panic I was like Cleo out and you woke up and I was sobbing like yeah uncontrollably sobbing yeah and you know what that was I was trying to be very calm and didn't want I'm like oh yeah no big deal like you just have acid reflux and I don't even know why that came to mind but I was like just you have to say something and I was like oh Google it but like it's totally fine but in my mind I started panicking because I was like the reception desk closed at 11 it's 2 a.m and I wouldn't even know where the

nearest hospital is what's the number for 911 in Europe? Is it 9-1-1-1-1? No, but you know, when we drove, I saw it on the side of the road and it was something like 1-8 or 1-1-8 or something. And I was like, oh, I need to- You weren't taught that growing up. No, no, which is crazy.

I think that 911 should be a universal. Yeah, it should. And like, you know how you were taught so much stop, drop, and roll your whole life? Yeah. Um, one of you used that. How about teaching us about our SVPs? RSVPs. R-R-R-SPs.

What? Like, oh, like, rescue? Yeah. When have you ever used, Stop drop and roll. No, I know. Yeah. Anyways, 911 should be universal.

Yeah, no, but I definitely did panic. I was like, at one point I was, I would, you, because you were just kept saying like, oh my God, it's getting worse and you were shaking, you were on the ground. And I was like, am I having a heart attack? Am I having a heart attack? And you were just like rubbing my neck when it's okay. And tears were just streaming down my face and I'd never. Okay, so I thought I had acid reflux before.

It was definitely harburned. This was like I was choking. Remember I'd start choking? Yeah. I was shaking. crying on the ground and then I'd start choking on like fire vomit. Really pleasant. I know I paint a pretty picture, but like I was terrified because I was like and it just

kept getting worse and I didn't know what to do. The next day, this is the best part because like it was really rough. But the next day you're like, wow, that was something else. You're like, I just really want to talk to people that have had it before and say, you are not alone. I was like what? Yeah, like acid reflugs like conversation 2008. like starting awareness for those out there who suffer because so tip if you're going to

Italy just don't eat too late and don't drink a ton of it's a or if you do take a gaviscon yeah little tums we still haven't gotten yeah we need to get that but other than that the trip has been great other than getting lost a million times and almost dying other than that has been yeah anyways tuscany where do we go after that here well yeah and then we drove to positano oh yeah which was another issue so so we drove to positano And we left Tuscany with the plan because we thought we had already learned our lesson of having shi-wify. Excuse me. And so.

Oops. No, no oops. No, that was definitely on purpose. So we put it into the system into trusty old Nancy Navi, who we hate. Oh. I should have known better. I should have. But then we pulled up the directions and we took screenshots.

And then I realized right before we left, I need to record ads. I need to record ads for my podcast and I get on the Wi-Fi and I record the ads and they're not uploading to my Dropbox. We wasted about, well, not wasted. Delayed our trip by like about three and a half, four hours because I was trying to upload ads for the podcast. So I really hope you and you guys enjoyed off the vine this Tuesday. I'm so Rick this week. Like I just keep, it's because I'm drinking. Yeah.

A week. Whoa. Nice to have you back. but anyways four hours of just waiting and I've then I got constipated I guess I swear we have we're having a good time I swear I swear we're having a great time oh you know what well we're reading for those ads I'm putting my bathing suit on and I went for a swim it can't be smooth sailing while you're living this life it can't things have to go wrong of course of course but gaitland fell asleep because she had been up all night

having acid reflux so she was supposed to be my um co-pilot this is after the constipation by the yes after that so she was supposed to be my co-pilot fell asleep and then i decided to i couldn't look at my phone and drive because we're in italy and it's next level and so i decided i'm like oh you know i'm thinking the navigation will work now put it on completely de-revelling rooted us and like two hours and if anyone has been so we're going the plan wants to go to positano and if any of you have been you know first of all how unbelievable this place is but also second of all it's i think one of the scariest everybody just take a knee right now and go google positano and then know that it's doing you no justice to just see pictures because it's more

magical than you could ever imagine well i think we both decided this is the our favorite place that we've ever been to ever but i also don't want to say this on this podcast because i also don't want it to get ridiculous and not it's already so busy and torsie as it is yeah and i've got so many listeners but but it really like i never in my life do i um have a tough sleep have acid reflux have digestion prostitpation wake up at four in the morning and then be like you know what i'm going to stay up till six to see the sun rise and stay awake because i can't miss this city another minute no it's unbelievable it's magical it's magical it's pure magic i just don't know where else you would find something like this 24 carrot magic

in the air yeah it's that amazing yeah it really is but thanks for falling asleep on me and then navigation yeah anyways we're lost two hours and the most frustrating part is we did the same route we're like wait we've been here twice already we kept going back and forth back and forth yeah anyways um but i also kind of liked it because we asked we stopped to ask for directions and walk into hair salon and everyone there's like 25 people looking at me and i'm like anybody speak English you're like how about Spanish how about French

none nothing nothing so but I loved that I think that was the first time where it's like they were so Italian and they're like listen like they're talking to me and Italian when they know that I don't really speak it but I could understand a little bit and I was like and here we are and here we made it

we made it but it is a sketchiest road and I was terrified to drive it at night I wonder if you can like YouTube the drive of the Positan Google not that. It's next level. It is the scariest, scariest drive I've ever been on. But it's also the most beautiful. Yeah. So we got here and it's been heaven on earth on earth. Oh, okay, but now here's the kicker guys. We were just having dinner like 10 minutes ago. All the sudden. No. So here's what happened. Well, you were trying to show me something. I was trying to show you something and I

accidentally turned my phone off airplane mode. So my phone turned on. And my phone turned on. And I've been so good. We have been so good about having our phone in airplane mode being like, you know, wait, wait, wait. It's pauses for one second because yesterday I was so frustrated when we're in Napolina. I was like, I'm not going to do this road a fourth time. I was like, I'm doing it. I'm going to turn my, my Google maps on. And I said, this is going to cost you thousands.

I was like, what? I was like, no, there's, that's why we haven't turned down. We thought it would cost us thousands. I mean, I don't, it's my, it's my first time in Italy, okay? I don't know. But anyway, so we're at dinner tonight. And all of a sudden, my phone turned on. And I was like, oh, no.

And I got turned off. I got turned off. I got to try. It's going to cost so much money. Even though we've been spending money in Italy, like we're JZ. And so it says, I get a text message from T-Mobile. Welcome to Italy. Your T-Mobile plan gives you unlimited data and text at no extra call.

I hate you calls calls cost 25 cents per minute to learn more and view additional data options visit this website enjoy your stay

I had Wi-Fi this whole time I had data I had everything I could my phone could have been on we could have saved we could have got here in Poizotano we could have got here for the sunset that we just barely missed because we were

idiots and this whole time I could have had my phone on but I will say yeah you know us if anybody watch our snapchat stories when we were in Hawaii it's a sign yeah you're not getting that it's a sign I don't think I was meant to be on my phone through this no I love it you know it was really it added to the experience yeah I felt like I was in a different country and we figured it out yeah we did hey well you did high five no we figured it out that was a really great high five yeah it was a really great high five yeah it was solid but you were um we you know we both like calmed each other down because there's for me like I'm a pretty chill person road rage and getting lost to I think to on the top of my list of things

that frustrate me the most okay mine are road rage and Sean shaving in my sink and not cleaning up his goddamn hairs Sean get on it those are my two things but yeah that's I mean it's worth it yes oh it's been the most amazing trip ever the trip of a lifetime yeah and it's been what five weeks and i'm going back to nashville yes well i guess that you were supposed to be in canada until now but we're yeah you know let's switch it up let's go somewhere and i i will say coming all this way for one week is a bit short so next yeah we committed to two weeks next time a month a month yeah oh could you imagine staying here for a month yes we just went to this lounge um it's right um in the Center. Franks. It was unbelievable. I could have stayed there for three, four, five hours.

It was looking over the whole city of Positano with all the life. Which, by the way, just, again, Google it. It's just like hillside of compact buildings and homes and restaurants and people do their laundry, like old school style and hang it to dry and there's steps everywhere. And that's why everybody has nice legs here. Oh, yeah, because they are. walking. Everywhere. Hey, they're getting the steps in. Are you getting your steps in?

They're getting them in. Well, and actually, before we wrap this up, I want to, you know, we're in Italy, and I want to see if you've picked up any Italian lingo. Yeah, I have. It's called no bueno. Oh, um, bonjourno. Okay. Salute.

As the start. Salute. Salute. Ciao. Well, how about I give you? you a few sentences. Chabela. Yeah, I'll give you a few sentences.

I was showing up. No, that was great. That was great. But now you have to see it if you can guess what it is. Okay. I've been trying to teach you a little bit, but I don't know about this. Okay. Dove il banio?

I don't speak Spanish. I mean, I don't speak Italian. You get one more try. Okay. Dobe il banio. Don't touch my beer. Good, good guess. Nope, where's the bathroom?

Oh, yeah, that's what was my next guess. Caitlin has that to pee. She's, and obviously she's, I just pee in the pools. No, I just pee in the pools and I'm constipated. Gross. Okay, what about, Iuto. Oh, I know that.

When is it? I know that. That's what it means. Oh, no. Oh, say it again. Auteo. How are you doing? Nope.

Help. That's what needed to, when you had that ulcer. Stop drop and roll. You needed to, not ulcer. I keep saying ulcer, but acid reflex. Acid reflex. What about Buena serra? Oh, good.

Thank you. You? No, we just went over this. We were just outside. We were telling you everyone, Buena cera. Oh, good night. Yes, exactly.

Oh, yeah. I just learned that. Buena note. Oh, most thank you. Yes, or many things. Many things. Or you could say, Grazie mele.

Grazie mele. What about, per favor? Oh, beer? No. Oh, please. Yes, that's the one. Beer me, please. I was like, lots of beer.

Me chiamo. I love. How do you come up with this? I don't know. You're so sure of yourself. I know. But no. My name is.

Oh, Caitlin. Yes. My chamo, Caitlin. My chamo. How do you say, Caitlin? Katelyn. Ketlin. Ketlian.

Kemp-a. Yes. Oh, how are you? Yeah. Nailed it. Nailed it. Another high-five. Thanks.

And maybe let's do one more. Okay. I want to try to see if I can get one. Stempe me. You haven't yet. You're just too good. I'm too good. I'm too good.

I just can't I crack myself up Oh no wait I think Okay this one is Go on The bear The bears What

The bears You wouldn't get it You're European So European Okay what say it again The bear No I just can't help But think it's de bears

I'll show you this after. The bed. The bed. This is so funny. The bed is most comfortable. This is actually great. It's drinks like the beer. Oh.

The bere. Oh, the beer. Yeah. The one time you don't say it. I was like, oh, give this one to her. The last one. You just teed it right up for me and it was a swing and a mess. Swing in a mess.

Well, anyways. Well, so clearly you've been on point with your tally. on appointee So congratulations Thank you Yes How do you say Congratulations in Italian

That I don't know I would say Congratolazione Oh No I don't know You know It's just like about pretending That you

Congratulations Was there anything else We wanted to touch on this podcast Just basically that if anybody's going to Italy We've got you covered Yeah we've got you covered I think it's awesome that you want to You know, write a blog, write a bloggy.

Well, I think the biggest thing is planning this can be so frustrating. It's like, where do you? So if you can just pass that along and tell people where to go, because it can be overwhelming. And also, news to the people that you can turn your Wi-Fi on if you're with T-Mobile. Big things to take away from this podcast, okay? Get on a Wi-Fi plan for when you're in Europe. Pay the extra, I don't know, 50 bucks. Don't be a cheap ass like me.

And it'll save you a lot of time. Time is money. And what else is our takeaway? Wait, actually, one more thing. If you... Take laxatives and don't... Tums, have lots of Tums. Yeah.

And then so for our next, let's just pretend we're having a next Italian trip very near in our future. Probably. Where would you want to go? Positano. So back here Okay, sounds good

Positano I think if you like it here I think you love Venice And then chinklete It's been my favorite place I've ever been in my whole life That's amazing Well

We have to come back It just wasn't enough time So So But Be dering And uncarring Oh

When you pitch me Try to pitch me Where There's fat Okay Fergie Calm down. Thanks.

Thank you for the Italian. Do you want to hear my favorite part of the song? Yeah. She goes to town here. Stay a night. Yeah. Camostas. Happy Thursday.

How do you say your session is now ending? The Tua Cessione is finendo. Pardon? Come again. La Tua. La Tua. Yeah. So no.

Let Tessione. Sessione. Stah finendo. La Tua Sessione. Sustendo. Here, just try one more time. Okay. La Tua.

Sessione Stap Fiendo Lias Love it Yes. Yes. Thank you.

Oh. Much Grazie. Grazie. Grazie. Clio Deleave for a being

on the grape therapy. Your session is now ending and that your session is doing. It was my

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