Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - The LadyGang Calls In
Episode Date: June 26, 2017PodcastOne's LadyGang (Keltie Knight, Jac Vaneck, & Becca Tobin) call Kaitlyn to talk about their own experiences on The Bachelor over their own glasses of wine! See Privacy Policy at https:...//art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Okay. Are you ready to shake things up?
Yes, I am.
Well, Caitlin Bristow is creating a space where girls and Jets can feel empowered to be themselves.
Because there's more to life than Instagram, right?
What's that supposed to mean?
Welcome to Off the Vine with Caitlin Bristell.
Now here's Caitlin.
All right, welcome to Off the Vine, where I drink wine, talk, and guess what else I do?
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So before I get to my lovely guests, guests plural, there are three of them.
I'm just going to brag.
Okay, it's my podcast.
I can brag, right?
I know last week we talked to Sean B about how he forgot our anniversary and I was all upset and blah, blah, blah.
but he totally redeemed himself he took me to Disneyland and by Disneyland I mean
Napa Valley aka Wine Heaven you guys I have been in love with wine since a young age
this is why I feel like I'm supposed to be Italian um it wasn't that young of an age it was
18 that was the legal drinking age for Alberta where I grew up but I feel like Italians
just know what they're doing like they feed their kids a little bit of wine with dinner so
that they appreciate it. And you know what? They do it right because nobody binge drinks over
there. They all just appreciate a nice glass of wine. And I know you all think,
Caitlin, you don't drink wine to appreciate it. You drink it to get drunk. And so what? But I still
appreciate a good glass of wine. Anyways, so we were back in Mexico last week. And I know what
you're thinking too. Caitlin, you didn't Snapchat about that. So how do I know you're telling the truth?
But you'll find out soon. Contractually, I probably can't say anything. But on that note,
but I just wanted to congratulate Carly and Evan.
Yay!
I feel like Carly and Evans' love gives us a run for our money.
Like, they are so cute.
It's ridiculous.
I actually at one point looked at Evan and I looked at Sean and I was like,
why don't you look at me like that?
Anyways, I was all bummed out because we were flying back from Mexico the day before my birthday.
So I kept joking to Sean being like,
so we're staying an extra week for my birthday, right?
Knowing we couldn't because we have a dog at home.
luckily Sean's sister watches our dogs while we're gone our dogs like no Caitlin you have one
our dog while we're gone um so we're very lucky because Sean Meggs and Tucker Doodle used to all live
together so Tucker feels extremely comfortable with Megan we're very lucky to have her as a dog sitter
but we headed to the airport in Mexico after um after a couple days there we had a serious
Mexican hangover like way too many margaritas went up to the counter they asked where we were going
And I was like, oh, we're going to Nashville.
And Sean goes, no, we're going to San Francisco.
And I was like, that is a weird-ass layover.
And then Sean goes, well, technically it's Napa Valley, but we're landing in San Fran.
But I was like, okay, I do what any wine lover would do.
And I cried.
I cried happy tears.
And I'm not ashamed to say it.
I was super ecstatic.
We honestly had the best time there.
I always want to say it's Andes, but I think it's Ondaz, Napa.
hosted us at their beautiful hotel.
This is not an ad.
Don't fast forward.
They have a beautiful hotel.
I have to give Shannon, the VP at Khamis Winery, a shout out because that's one of my
all-time favorite wines.
And she hooked me the F up.
It was insane.
Gave me like five bottles of wine.
I threw out like half of my clothes just to fit in the wine.
And if anyone knows Shannon, tell her to get a hold of me because I want to send her
something.
Anyways, so we're at the hotel.
Sean recycled the balloons.
I got him for his birthday.
I don't know if you guys remember this.
I posted on Instagram.
I'll refresh the old memory for Sean's 31st birthday.
I got him 32 balloons, like the number 3-2.
And I got home and I set them up.
And I was like, oh, damn it.
He's 31 fiancé of the year award.
But I ran with a joke and then he recycled them and set them up in our hotel room.
So when I woke up 32, the balloons were all like crinkled and deflated hanging on the TV.
Oh, touche, Sean B.
I have to tell you guys this.
when I went on the show as The Bachelorette, my family was so worried that I would feel pressure from the show to just, like, get engaged to any old guy and settle, like, duh, do they not know me? I wouldn't do that.
And they worried I wouldn't find a guy who, A, like, appreciated my weirdness and loved me for all of my weirdness, and B, they worried that I wouldn't find someone who could keep up with me.
It was like a genuine concern of theirs.
Like, some worry, like, will they, no, they were worried that he would appreciate my weirdness.
So when they met Sean, he was being such a polite gentleman, like, obviously trying to be on his best behavior on national television.
And they said to him, like, hey, like, do you think you can handle Caitlin?
I'm pretty sure every single one of my family members asked if he would be able to handle me.
He's probably so scared.
He's like, uh, yeah.
And once the show finished airing, we could finally, like, be together.
we could like show our love on Snapchat and all the social media stuff and our family could see us in in real life they were so relieved mom told them like I worried if you could keep up and and she said to Sean not only do you keep up but sometimes you are one step ahead of her and it's so true he freaking loves my weirdness he laughs with me he laughs at me I'm totally fine with that I like when people laugh at me because I'd rather be funny than pretty to be honest with you I think it's the biggest
compliment in the world when people tell me I'm funny.
But he totally keeps up.
Anyways, moral of the story is Sean B is the bomb and Napa Valley probably ran out of wine.
I will be going back.
That is my Disneyland.
Okay.
Let's get to my guests.
Enough bragging.
We have actress and blogger, Becca Tobin, clothing designer, Jack Vanick, and entertainment reporter,
Kelty Knight, who make up the Lady Gang podcast.
I could not be happier to chat with these ladies.
I feel like they're just as unfiltered as I am.
How are we doing?
Ladies, do you have wine in hand, is my first question.
We're so drunk.
Shut up.
Are you really?
No, uh, do you promise?
Caitlin B.
Why do you still call Sean B?
Sean B. It's my favorite thing in the world.
It's stuck.
I don't know why.
It just stuck.
Like, there was only two Shons on my season,
and the first one was actually Canadian and kicked off night one.
And then Sean was still Sean B for the rest of the season.
and we didn't get it, but it stuck.
For the rest of the season and for the rest of your life.
And for the rest of his career of living, he will be Sean B.
I think it's a cute nickname, though, don't you?
I love it.
I think I write back to every single story that you post saying he's Sean B.
Oh, I love it.
I feel like it was so long ago that I was on your podcast.
It was when you talked about having sex on an airplane, remember?
Oh, I did share that secret with you guys.
Well, you guys are like, you know when you go on like Howard's,
stern and then you leave and you're like oh man did i just say that but i had a great time
that's how i felt that happened on on your guys's podcast i was like man i had a great time but
what did i just say that's what we do we like get you liquored up and it's really comfortable
to share secrets and then you forget that like hundreds of thousands of people are listening
and then it's just regret guess what guess what that's like that's what i'm best at okay
getting lickered up and making bad decisions so thank you for making me feel at home
Sad one-night stand.
But, Caitlin, the best part I remember when you came on the lady gang was that you were like,
someone was getting married the next day.
It was like a big secret wedding that you were in L.A. for, right?
Yeah.
It was Jaden Tanner.
Yeah.
But you had like the fiercest, darkest, just spray tan body.
And you were like, I'm so sorry.
And you could like smell this spray tan.
You know when you just get it done and then you have to wait like 24 hours to shower?
Yeah.
You were like hour one, but you were so dark, quite dull.
Trumpy orange. Oh, I was such a shade of Donald Trump and I was like proud of it too because
I was all stressed out and like skinny and super over tanned. I'm like, you know what? I'm very
Hollywood right now, okay? I was proud of you. You fit right in. Thanks. What are you getting married?
Can we come? Yeah, of course. I told you that right on your podcast. You're definitely going to be
on the guest list. And I don't know about a 58. What?
Fuck. Honestly, Caitlin,
Lucas Harrison, the lady gang should officiate your wedding.
Hey, that's not a bad idea.
You'll have to fight him for that because I think, well, guess what?
The contract's up July 27th.
So technically you could instead of him if we get married after that, which we will.
Done.
Yeah, we're in.
Don't worry.
Are you going to televise it?
I feel like you should take that money, girl.
Why are you not getting married on TV?
Hey, that's a great question.
And I think I put it out there maybe too often.
that I'm like, hello, ABC, like, you guys there?
They don't want your wedding?
What?
No, they want your wedding.
You're playing this all wrong.
You have to pretend like it's the most private thing.
You don't want any eyes in there.
Really play it up so that ABC is like, we want her.
It's like reverse psychology and then have some secret that you don't want to get out.
Okay.
Oh my gosh.
I'm so mad at myself.
You're so right.
I did it all wrong.
Well, we can start over, like right now.
Like, ew, who wants to televised wedding?
No, thanks.
Not for me.
We've got five people, the lady gang, and our two assistants.
And Chris Harrison, fine.
And Chris Harrison can come, but no social media of any kind.
No, ew.
Ew, I don't want any kind of attention on our wedding.
Your wedding hashtag be Sean B and me, though.
Well, we'll run it by Sean B.
See what he says.
I'm into that.
Wait, are guys even allowed to have a say when it comes to wedding stuff?
No, nothing.
Yeah.
That's what I thought.
You like it because it has his name.
It's nice narcissistic.
And I also feel like you're going to be the kind of bride that wears like the really, really sexy, slutty lingerie.
Yeah, of course.
Like a body suit.
It's like all white lace and then has like rhinestone bride on the tit.
Do you really think that's something I would wear?
I feel like I would wear like Converse sneakers and a T-shirt over that.
That's way less fun.
You threw us for a loop there.
You're really disappointed us, Caitlin.
Well, now you put it in my head, and I got to go bodysuit with rhinestones.
So I'm not going to rule that out.
I want to know, how did you guys create the lady gang?
Like, how did you guys all meet and get together?
Basically, we are unemployed now.
Kelsey and I were working in Hollywood, and we were like, this is such a crock of shit.
Nobody gets real.
Nobody talks about having sex on airplanes.
like they just talk about drinking water and doing yoga so we were like let's create a podcast where all these girls can come and we can take advantage of their vulnerability and get them to spill and then we were like but we need someone to give us some street cred like we need some we're so back on are so thirsty yeah we were like how do we get a boss babe and that was jack who's like an entrepreneurial like not in the hollywood scene like boss bitch and then we just we went from there and just
here we are a year and a half later.
And then I completely stole your idea and started my podcast where I'm like,
I'm going to start a podcast where girls can feel empowered to talk about sex.
I think that we were telling you to start one when we came on our podcast.
You actually, I'm saying this, everybody here at here.
You guys are the reason I wanted to start a podcast.
I had so much fun with you guys.
And I loved what you were doing.
And I'm like, this is so up my alley.
Like right now I'm drinking wine in my sweatpants.
I have ugg slippers on and a hat and no makeup and I couldn't be happier.
Yeah, dude, it's the best.
Nobody can see how ugly you look.
Until you post pictures of whoever you have a guest with and they're all dulled up and
you're like, oh, damn it.
That's true.
Yeah, that's true.
We've embraced it.
Yeah.
No, that's good.
The podcast is the greatest and we're so happy to welcome you to the podcasting world.
Thank you.
I appreciate it and it feels right.
I was jealous when you were number one on iTunes though because we only got to number
eight and I was like, fuck that bitch.
But then I was like, fine.
Kelsey had a free house.
Did you have a meltdown?
No, but our friend Lauren Everett, who does the Skinny Confidential,
pointed something out the other day at dinner.
And she was like, you know, she's been like in the blogger community.
Kelsey and I have been in Hollywood.
I'm an actress.
And like we've never been in a place like podcasting where women actually are like super supportive.
It's the more the merrier.
And like it sounds really cheesy.
I'm throwing up as I'm saying it.
But it really is like an amazing space for women.
No, I agree. And I feel like that's why it feels so right to me. Like, just sitting here with a microphone and wine and talking to other ladies like you guys, I'm like, this is, it just feels right, you guys. We're doing big things. We're so good. We're so good. Thank you. I mean, you're proud of me slash you hated me for a hot minute, but I'll take it. That's, that's. There was no hate. I don't hate. I know. I'm just bugging you. I know. I'm jealous. I get determined. Hey, that's good. I'm like, ooh, Caitlin's number one.
Now we have to create a second podcast and be number two.
Number one plus one.
I like, we'll get this one.
We'll get this one to number one.
Jack and I were proud of you.
Don't think that this is the whole lady gang talking.
Two out of three.
Jack and I were like, oh my God, that's so cool for Caitlin.
Kelsey's like, oh, my God, we need to be number one.
Well, you guys deserve it.
Hey, two out of three is pretty good for the lady gang.
It is.
You're used to women.
You're used to women being shady and hating each other.
Really for up front about it.
What?
I've never experienced another woman hating me in my whole career.
Uh-huh.
Especially not on social media.
Nope, never.
Social media is a space where we all support each other.
Positivity.
Kaylin, do you think that other women try to have sex with Sean B?
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Like the Despo ones on sliding into his DMs, for sure.
Oh, I'm sure there's so many slides into the DMs.
Oh, so many sliders.
But you know what?
not once have I ever questioned it, which every other relationship in my life, I'd probably be like,
well, let me see your inbox. I haven't questioned him once on it. Have you looked? No, never. I've never looked
through his phone. I've never looked in his DMs. There's just no part of me. Don't go telling the world that,
Caitlin. Oh, great. I'm just opening up doors for more nudies to him. You're just opening it up. You might as well
just put his penis on eBay right now. Dang it. Well, you just say that you control his phone. And so all these, like, shady girls think that when they're DMing,
him they're actually getting you guys why am I so vulnerable and honest you're doing it all wrong and
this is why I get in trouble and oh my gosh I just have too much trust in my fiance it's terrible
you're like asking ABC to put on your wedding on television which they're you know you got to
talk about thirsty I gotta be cooler I got to play it way cooler I'm embarrassed I'm better than this
we can teach you yeah I got to tighten up my game
You guys can help me.
I'm tightening up my game.
This, this, I'm, yeah, I'm not impressed with myself right now.
Have you ever called the paparazzi on yourself yet?
I, you know what?
I didn't even know that was a thing until Spencer Pratt.
How great is Spencer Pratt, by the way?
Oh, just one of my favorite human beings ever.
He's the best person I think I've ever met in my life.
I wish that I had known him when I got married, he would have officiated.
Oh, oh, no, see.
You know what, we're out.
Now you're not playing it cool.
Now you're not playing it cool because now I'm going to go to Spencer to do my wedding.
Do it.
No, but Spencer will definitely accept because he's accepting any and all offers.
Which I love because we get to reap the benefits.
Exactly.
Oh, my gosh.
It was so fun to have you.
Can you come back?
And he's like, yeah, when?
He's like, I'm not doing anything for sure.
I feel like every podcast that we ever do from now on, we should talk about Spencer Pratt.
Oh, yeah.
I feel like it's our duty.
We need to, like, build his following back up on Instagram and, like,
get him out there again because he deserves like the world needs to know about him
more than they already do we should be his tiger mom what's a tiger yeah what is that
stage mom but you like really like aggressive you know it's like that girl mattie her mom from
dance mom oh real tiger mom like that's what i want to do for spencer we would make so much money
if we became like his his dance moms let's do it you buy so many crystals
he sent me a thing of his crystals in the mail i got it yesterday i'm pretty excited
but I don't understand it, but I'm excited.
It's magical, and it manifests great things.
Yeah, you just got to hold them and try to wish for something like that.
Wow, stop selling.
You've already sold.
We can sell Spencer, but we can't sell as Crystal.
Yeah, we're going to have to work on that.
We have them on our podcast studio, and they just sit around when we podcast.
Well, Kelsey's done asking you her interview questions.
Do you want to take back your podcast?
I'm sorry.
I was excited.
I like it.
I like it.
You know what?
There's a lot of pressure as a host, like, especially one against three.
I'm like, I love if you guys, like, you know, you want to just ask me questions.
We can do that, too.
Don't worry.
That's Colise's go-to.
Wait, can I ask you one more question and then you can do whatever you were going to do?
Please.
What do you think of all this Bachelor in Paradise drama?
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Is it done, though, or is it back on?
Why am I not keeping up?
It's on?
I'm like all back to Mexico.
Okay, so here's my question.
So was, okay, so are they also going back or probably not?
I don't, oh, no, if Corinne goes back, it's the biggest mistake she'll ever make.
I know.
Or it was a huge publicity, whatever they want to call it.
Yeah, but if it's for publicity, like, why would she go back to this place she's saying is, like, the most horrible place on her?
Yeah, that's true.
You know I'm not good at this stuff.
That's true.
Yeah, so they're just going to, like, pick up where they left off or what?
I get, see, I don't know.
How are they going to do that on TV where it's like, okay, obviously.
the first couple days
were like weeks before
this like crazy incident
and then you have to pick it up
like nothing happened?
Yeah, or will they just start
fresh and be like,
ha ha, just kidding, nothing happened.
I don't know what you're talking about.
We all haven't made out with each other
like five times.
She put her vagina in his face
is that, did I hear that correctly?
There's a lot of allegedly things.
Allegedly, exactly.
Who really knows?
I feel like nobody will ever know
what happened that day in paradise.
I have a question for you
starting that.
bring on the questions guys
did you feel comfortable with
like production and all that kind of stuff on your season
because that was like such a huge thing
with the Bachelor in Paradise stuff
is like they weren't taking care of them
and all that kind of shit
you know what I did
for the most part
I'm trying to think like
I did until I watched it back
and then I was like oh wait should I have
or but I mean for the most part
yes because I think also people
have to own what they do when they drink as well um i think people have to own what they do when
they drink but also producer producers should know when to step in which i think on the bachelor
and paradise situation from what it sounds like they didn't have to step in so on mine i'm like well
i mean i did feel pretty comfortable with all of them right did you ever get blackout drunk oh hell
yeah i feel like they never show they never show that yeah well because
I'm pretty sure that like it was like on a Sunday day off I'd like drown my sorrows and
get blackout like I'm not sure if it was necessarily on camera like on camera I would definitely
drink heavily um yeah yeah I did damn it I'm so vulnerable with you guys
yeah gotcha girl hey guess what I'm reversing it because now I have questions for you guys
Okay, sorry.
No, but this isn't actually a question.
It's more of a fun fact that Kelty and I actually go way back.
We talked about this on your guys' podcast, that we go back to when, like, I'm pretty sure we were babies, like in diapers and our moms were best friends.
Were they not in each other's wedding parties?
My mom didn't have a wedding party.
Okay, so she was in mine.
She was in my mom's wedding party.
I wouldn't doubt it.
So your mom, the trifective three best adult friends.
My mom was the receptionist at the dance studio.
Yes.
And Nancy, the other friends, like, taught at or something?
Yes.
But, like, I think your mom's a little bit of a tiger mom.
I'm not going to lie.
Oh, hi.
She grew up a professional ballerina.
Of course she is.
Yes.
She was so, like, she was a real steam stealer on your season of the match for ad.
She really was.
And I was like, yes, work those lashes, mom.
and she continues to do so on my
Snapchat.
Yeah.
She's a real tiger.
I like her, though.
Oh, yeah, she's a firecracker.
You know, we were child models together.
Yes.
We.
Yes.
At the Edmonton Convention,
do you remember this?
Yes, but I think it was more my sister,
but yes, we were all in it together.
Wait, you weren't in it?
I was, but I was like two.
Can you even be a child model at two?
I think you were that pretty, Caitlin.
I just remember it was to Mr. Sandman
Give me a treat early.
whatever that song is.
Dream.
A dream.
And I was wearing a plaid kilt and a hot pink sweater set with a tie.
And I had a bowl cut.
Do you have a picture of this?
I'm going to ask my mom to find a photos that we can like Instagram and tweet it out.
Oh,
because I think it would be really funny.
Because my mom said to give you a like over the phone hug and she was like,
I'm going to go through all of our pictures and find a picture of you and Kelty.
I'm like, well, I think people will just believe us if I say it.
But I would also really love a picture of you in a kilt with a bowl cut.
Okay. Do you, should we, like, I thought a lot when you started to get famous, like, should I blackmail her and, like, release all of her childhood photos, that's in touch weekly, but I didn't. And that's, like, what a good person I am.
You are such a good person. And also, I don't think that would be blackmail. I think people would just be like, wow, they're really cute.
You could blackmail me with it with other photos that are in my phone, but maybe not, maybe not kid photos that everyone thinks.
That you're going to get a hacker.
I know.
Well, we'll get, we're getting into the hacker thing later.
I have to bring up your email, Kelty.
I have to.
Can I?
Okay.
Okay.
I love you.
You're so fair.
Okay.
I'm down.
Kelty actually told me to not do The Bachelor.
And I mean, we can all laugh about that now because since we knew each other from growing up and we, well, we hadn't talked in years.
But I reached out to you with an email saying like, because you went on.
on The Bachelor on Brad Womack's season.
And I was like...
Is he still into girl?
I can just see you cringing over there as I say this.
But you...
So I reached out and I said, hey, I'm like, I've got this audition.
I think I'm going on The Bachelor.
I just wanted to know your thoughts.
Hadn't talked to you in like, I don't know, 20 years?
Yeah.
Maybe.
And here, this is verbatim, your email, okay?
Okay. Oh, no.
My advice is do not do it.
It was the single worst experience of my whole life.
They lock you in a hotel for three days before you go.
The whole thing was not about love or meeting someone.
It was all drunk girls, producers messing with situations and secrecy,
and I've been 100% embarrassed of going on that show every single day afterwards.
I lasted one week.
My guy was most likely gay.
And they made me wear double fake arm cast and gross costumes on a date to humiliate me
on purpose. It was terrible. I hated it. Go on Match.com.
Oh my God. What?
I love it. You still have it. Of course. I, I searched for it.
That is such a kelty email. It's so kelty. And it's glorious. Like, every sentence is just so
passionate about me not going on the show. And the fact that you said that, like, stay away,
you won't find love. Go on Match.com. And here I am. Like, it's so funny.
It's pretty funny.
That is glorious.
It's really full circle.
Yeah, but I love it, though.
I hate it every minute of it.
It wasn't for me.
You only left a week, though.
Well, not even a week, because three of the days I was just hidden in the Sheraton Hotel.
But maybe if you lasted a little longer, you would have liked it.
No, you can't last because your guy is a brick wall of sadness.
Like, you can't, there's nothing hot about Brad Woolmac, okay?
Let's put that out there.
I thought he was kind of hot.
He wore a lilac purple.
tie.
What man with a giant penis that you want to have sex with is like, hey, let's go on a date.
I'm going to wear a lilac purple tie.
How do you only have a giant penis?
Well, I don't know that he does, but like in my life.
It's like when guys have a huge truck.
Like, but I feel like he wasn't hiding it.
You know, like when guys have huge trucks with like the big wheels and their trucks all
jacked up, but you're like, oh, small penis.
But Brad Womack was kind of like, here, perfect.
purple lilac tie small penis i'm i'm i'm basically putting it out there for you i'll tell you the
reason that i this is not not known information that i definitely got kicked off is because that purple
tie really got me um and i was like i don't know about this you weren't into it in passing i said
i really like your tie i think my gay bestie has the same one no you didn't and then i feel like
he's like, my secret is out.
And like, what's the fact is shaming you?
Like, you come out whenever you're ready if you are gay.
I don't know, allegedly, maybe.
But, like, I'm just saying, like, I don't know about that guy.
I heard that him and Emily never actually ever had sex.
Really?
But is that because she's religious?
Is that who won?
Yeah.
I don't, I don't know.
I don't know either.
Although, I'm happy you went on The Bachelor and then became The Bachelorette.
I mean, it worked out for you, too, by the way.
did it well I mean you did some pretty big things do you think that was because I think you
still would have done them anyways actually if you didn't spend one day on the bachelor but do you feel
like that got that got you in there at all no oh good for you then because I already like so I remember
being on the bachelor and then I was up to like be a dancer in the footloose movie at the same time
and I'm like what should I do and I'm like I'm going to go on the bachelor and then as soon as I
get kicked off I literally called my agent I was like can you get me back on the movie I was like
already doing it. I also feel like back
when Kelsey was on it, how long ago?
It didn't help you. No, it hurt you.
You're right. You just came out with like millions of
Instagram followers. And like when I was
on it, it was like, you lost your job
and then nobody would ever hire you after that. Yeah, exactly.
That's actually a really good point.
I feel like from when
it was more Chris Soul season
on is when social media
became a thing, which is right when I got in.
So really, it's not even about who I am
at all. It's just timing.
Yeah. And also like, you're kind of
too but I was just fishing so thank you for saying that you didn't feel like the producers
like screwed with you at all um well I think that's their job isn't it yeah yeah yeah I feel like
that's a producer on any show ever is to screw with anybody because they need to make good
TV I was just the dumbass who fell for it yeah yeah blame me I'm the dummy I'm the dumbdom
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Hi, guys. It's Becca Tobin. Keltie Knight.
And we are The Lady Gang, as in the Lady Gang.
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Now back to Off the Line with Caitlin Bristow.
Jack, I feel like with your fashion line, do you feel like you started the whole Sane's on T-shirts and mugs thing?
Oh, God, no.
I mean, yes, you did.
I feel like you did.
She did.
I mean, well, there's been graphic teas since people had T-shirts.
But they weren't cool.
But they, I think, like, in a sense of the...
I'm so sorry, Becca, I just went in my bathroom and there's poop in my...
Who's poop is it?
Oh, the most candid podcast ever.
The leftover.
The rabbit turd, it's not me.
Who is it?
I was in a lot of many people use this bathroom.
It might be mine, honestly.
I don't know.
Well, at least it's little rabbit turds.
That's cute of you.
Sorry, Kailin.
No, this is amazing.
Trust me, I'm loving every second of this.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
It's everywhere.
Thank you for being so honest.
I don't even know where to...
Do you need to pee?
Yeah.
No, I'm scarred now.
From a tiny turd, just pee on tiny turd. Are you going to have children?
Oh, my God.
She's just a whim.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm dying.
Becca hasn't lived before.
You haven't, like, seen a big turd and peed right on top of it.
Oh.
Yeah.
Are you even really alive?
Well, she has now.
She's seen Kelty's rabbit turds.
She's lived now.
Anyway, sorry, Caitlin.
Sorry, back to Jack.
Sorry for the interruption.
Hey, that can be put on a t-shirt maybe.
You haven't lived until you see rabbit turds.
I'm sure that will sell one to Kelsey.
Kelsey, did you just burp?
No, I'm laughing.
Oh, I thought I heard burp, and I was really happy about it.
Okay, but no, I'm being serious.
I feel like you made the t-shirt thing cool.
I think maybe with social media and, you know, the whole wave of, like,
how, like, millennials are very, like, self-deprecating,
the whole meme sort of driven lifestyle, I guess.
I think that me creating my clothing line.
Again, it's like how you were just, you know, the timing was right for you.
So for me, like when I started this, my brand, it was like around the same time that social
media was really like taking a hold of everything.
And because of that, I kind of wrote that wave of like, how can I make fun of myself
the most on a T-shirt where everybody can see it?
But they're all so relatable.
And I feel like you're like, you're making money off your sass.
and so are we all.
So let's cheers to that.
Are you guys still drinking?
Yes.
Wait, I have to fill up my wine glass.
Please fill it up.
What are you drinking white or red?
Red.
What about you guys, rosé?
Oh, always rosé.
Always.
You're drinking red?
Yeah.
What are you judging me for that?
Well, I have a rule where I don't drink red unless it's dark outside.
But why?
I don't know.
Well, I usually only drink red before I go to sleep.
or sometimes at dinner.
Oh, you're classy like that.
Red during the day, my girlfriend, I went to go meet her at, like, 10 a.m. for brunch,
and she was drinking red wine with her blind clothes.
It's the most depressing thing I've ever seen.
Yeah, I mean, I'll give her that.
But I feel like red's my thing.
I love rosé, but I'm like, I don't care what time of day it is.
I'm drinking.
Girl, you do you.
Red, white, rosé.
Yeah, thank you.
I will do me.
I will do me.
Okay, and I have to get to Becca.
Um, Becca, you were on Glee, which was obviously the most popular show on TV at one point. Um, did you sing and dance your whole life?
I did. I wanted to be on Broadway, like, since I was, like, six years old. So she was basically us, but she did it.
But she actually did it. You didn't have to go on The Bachelor.
Yeah, but that would have been the next step, I think. Um, actually, it could be my next step currently. I'm not sure.
Hey. My husband hates me.
Wait, what? Why does he hate you?
No, he doesn't.
Because you don't talk about poop.
I mean, does Sean B. ever get upset with you for, like, dishing all of your details on the podcast?
Yeah, of course.
Well, I mean, I don't think, I don't think, he doesn't, like, get angry, but he's just like, I mean, maybe don't go there.
And I'm like, yeah, you're right.
That's like my husband.
He's like, really, you had to.
And I'm like, I had to.
But how long have you guys been together?
We've only been married for, like, six, seven months.
And then before that, we were together, like, a year and a half.
Oh, okay.
So what you're saying is anytime soon, Sean's going to get really fed up with me.
You know what?
Actually, I think over time, I've just beaten him down so much that it gets easier.
Is that the trick?
Yeah, it's a trick.
Just beat him down?
Yeah.
I mean, like, I can't tell you how many times I've said to him, like, this is who you married, you know?
I have no filter.
Sorry.
I'm going to embarrass you, embarrass me.
Definitely embarrass our future children.
Yep.
Maybe even your family.
That is so me too.
But do you care if he was to do those kinds of things?
No.
Like, you can't embarrass me.
Oh, well, then that works.
Yeah, you have to like, if you dish it out, you have to be able to take it.
See, I'm really bad at that.
I used to be really bad at it, but then it was like, you know, I wanted to keep up the bad behavior,
and I knew that was the only way that I could do it.
Well, it is probably why he fell in love with you.
Exactly.
And that's another thing that I say.
I'm like, really?
Do you want me to be Jackie O?
I think you'd be bored.
Exactly.
I say this stuff all the time.
I'm like, you would be bored if it wasn't like this.
I keep him on his toes and he secretly loves it.
Exactly.
But he also, like I said, he can keep up.
And where are you from?
I grew up in Atlanta, Georgia.
Oh, you did?
I did.
Oh, you're a little southern bell.
Is that I'm Canadian.
Is that considered Southern?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You love country music?
I said this like 800 times.
Jack steals my thunder with all of her passion.
Like, I've loved Larry David since the moment I watched Seinfeld.
Suddenly, we have a podcast, and that's all Jack can talk about.
And then when I mention it once, everybody's like, what?
And now I'm like, I love country music.
Like, Miranda Lambert is my spirit animal.
They're, like, stocks right now.
They don't even know me, Caitlin.
Can I join your Off the Vine podcast?
Yeah, absolutely.
You can be my co-host from here on out.
Oh, my God.
Thanks.
Bye, guys.
Bye.
It was a nice knowing you.
They don't even know me, Caitlin.
Miranda Lambert is on my guest,
wish list for my podcast. Oh my God. She's like she's everything. She's everything. But I'm not
going to lie. You guys were too. I had a list of 10 and you're on there. Oh, but we're not hard
to get though. We're so easy. So what? You're like the Spencer Pat, Spencer Pratt, but but I feel like
oh, he's going to get so mad that I just said that. Um, but I feel like I was really excited to
have you guys on because you, I feel like you guys are like similar to me where you'll just
go there. And so I'm like, this couldn't be a better dream team right now.
I know. You have to come back on our podcast now that you have your own, and we can, like, really get in there.
And now I'm not so much a rookie. Well, I'm still kind of a rookie, but I'm starting to figure out this whole podcast thing and that you got to give the people what they want.
And sometimes that hurts husband's feelings, okay?
Yeah, but we're paying the bills. So, like, yeah, go take a bubble.
Who run the world, girls.
So, okay, but Glee was, like, super popular.
But my favorite TV show, as anyone ever knows, I talk about this more than I should, is Family Guy.
And I'm not kidding you.
The other night, like three nights ago, I was laying in bed, watching Family Guy.
And Becca, your name popped up on an episode.
Oh, yes.
Oh, we know.
I know.
Because so every week, Kelty comes in with, like, a new license style or Star Magazine, like, bullshit laminated.
Yeah.
And she'll be like, guys, I'm in it this week.
meanwhile she pays a publicist to like get her that's the job that's the woman's only job so like
I love it when I can trump Kelsey's fame and not even have to try yes so when I heard about the
family guy episode I was like thank you god for shining down your light on me because tell us
what it was for I think wasn't it when all the nude photos got leaked and like my name came up or
something yeah we were like Jennifer Lawrence or something yeah okay it was actually
such a glorious moment because
they were like doing an episode
on how like family like
Peter Griffin's son sent out a nudie
to somebody and they're like don't worry
it worked out for and then they just listed
a butt ton of like names
from Hollywood and you were right
in there with good company you were like under
Kim Kardashian in the list of people
whose nudies leaked and how it worked
for them. What I want to know is how
it has worked for me
my vagina is all over
the internet and I have yet to get one job from it. Oh, dang, really? Yeah, I should be giving out
blow jobs. I bet you got a lot of DMs though. I did get a lot of DMs, that's true. Any good ones?
Capital D.
Fards DMs. Are you proud of your news? Because you look hot. Yeah, you look good.
Not the Christmas one. Here's the thing about my news. Yeah, I was like, Merry Christmas to me.
Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Were you wearing a Santa hat? I was in a Santa hat and like furry boots. And that was it.
Yeah.
And not a furry vagina.
They're still on the internet.
It's a...
I could took nude photos, you guys.
I definitely Googled it, and I was not mad.
Because nobody really...
Who takes a bad nudie and saves it?
That's true.
Many people.
There were a lot of those girls who had some nasty nude.
But do they think so, or do we just think so?
Maybe it does.
I think that as, like, a general rule, you have to assume that your nude is going to be leased somehow.
So make it look a good one.
Yeah. But here's the thing, guys. I took these photos in a time long before hacking and long before I was ever anybody of note. And I use that very, like, lightly because I'm barely of note now. But, like, I was in my defense very young and, like, obscure. So how did it happen? Someone hacked your phone?
Someone hacked my cloud. So, like, thank God the last nude photo I took was when I was, you know, 25 years.
years old.
Oh.
Because, yeah.
When your gear was nice and tight.
Exactly.
Like, it's never been tighter.
So, I mean, I'm happy about that.
Yes.
I don't even take nude photos anymore because they can't match up to that.
And, I mean, Seth McFarlane knew who you were and announced you on his show.
And, I mean, I'll happily toss out a nudie for Seth McFarland to mention my name on
Family Guy.
Maybe I should call Seth and be like, remember when you said big things happen to these women?
Yeah.
Can you make them happen?
Just be like a guest voice now on the show for like a solid year and say that he owes you that.
Caitlin, now we're getting somewhere.
I'm learning from the best, you guys.
Yes.
I'm learning.
That's a real Kelsey night move.
That's a real Kelsey night move.
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code vine at checkout for 15% off you're welcome so you too so kelty and becca are married jack are you in a
relationship i am as single as can be so if you know any haughties that you want to hook me up with
and are you loving every second of it uh yes and no yes i mean dating is
interesting I love being single and I date a lot a lot mostly for the stories
but but your single life is is I mean look at your Instagram you have a great
Instagram thanks girl you know I have to find like some replacements for my old
Instagram husband so that's kind of hard but other than that yeah but I mean you can
you can find a new one oh easy as hell any of my friends I'm like now you're my
Instagram husband now. Sorry. Does Sean B
have any hot friends that are tall?
Jack is a tall guy.
Um, I feel like he
doesn't.
Wait. What the hell? I shouldn't say that.
He does, but they're taken.
I know.
And the ones who aren't taken
are not taken for a reason.
That's what I say about Jack.
But they're great guys.
They're just like,
you would know if you met them. But
I shouldn't talk like I absolutely love them but I don't mean yeah I hope they're not listening
They're going to figure it out who you're talking about I'm scared I'm scared
But that's what I was just laughing thinking about the the nudie photos because
Kelty and I had this conversation about how it's either like suicide career or it makes you
But sounds like to you it just it didn't do anything so that's kind of good too
Which is worse I think like where I've lived my whole life in the middle
In a limbo
But don't you think that's kind of like a
happy place to live.
I didn't feel sad or happy.
I just felt,
I didn't make anyone's day or ruin it.
It's like a bad piece of art.
You made my day.
Oh, you're the sweetest.
You also made Sean B's day.
Oh, did Sean B. see my nude photos?
I accidentally Googled it right in front of them.
You're looking at Becca's open porn with the Sean B.
My God, I feel so, like, important right now.
I thought you were going to say, like, violated, but importance is good.
No, no, important.
It's just super important.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, I have something.
We were talking about, oh, like, staying relevant.
Maybe a nudity could get you there.
But speaking of being relevant, I got a mean tweet the other day.
Actually, it was just yesterday, I think.
This lady, first of all, her name was D. Nutter, which is hilarious.
She said, I'm still trying hard to figure out why you are relevant.
Hashtag, no offense.
Okay.
Can we just laugh about that for a second?
We had someone, a hater, troll, is what we call them.
like make fun of us for not being relevant.
Yeah.
So like in the beginning of the lady gang, it was like the running joke about like being
relevant to that word is just like our favorite word in the world.
Yeah.
But also hashtag no offense, kind of amazing.
I'm like, oh, okay, no offense.
Okay, then I won't take any.
I think I'm going to like start walking around insulting people.
You look fat, hashtag no offense.
Yeah, exactly, because then it doesn't matter.
But I'm like, I'm like, you follow me and you're tweeting me.
I'm pretty sure I'm still relevant to you.
pretty relevant what I would do is if I was me and like hopefully this will be me at some point
I would just like just send back photos of you on the cover of magazine I don't think that's a good
idea Caitlin but there isn't any of me on covers of magazines people magazine wait so do you write back
to these hate tweets or do you just only only sometimes there are so many we're all just mute
because they're very transparent and I'm like clearly you're trying to get a rise out of me
I'm not paying attention to you but ones where I like click on their profile and it says
as, like, Christian, mother of four, which is exactly what this lady's profile said.
Then I'll, I'll, like, quote it, and I'll be like, oh, like, you're so good at Twitter or something, like, clapback-ish.
That's good.
And it's funny, because...
Oh, that's my favorite.
Oh, yeah.
I'll be like, what would Jesus do?
I bet he wouldn't tweet me something mean.
No one's as relevant as Jesus, I guess.
Sorry, I didn't die on the cross to your sin.
Hashtag no offense.
I think that you should do a segment on your podcast where you call out, like, you know how they do the mean tweet?
We should do that, too.
Yeah.
I think it should be a thing.
Thank you for segueing me into my next segment.
You're welcome.
It's called Twitter trolls or clapback goals, okay?
You guys have...
Oh, that landed.
That landed.
That was great.
Thank you.
Thought of it about an hour before I got here.
As soon as I started drinking wine, I was like, ooh, I got it.
Okay, so I'm going to read you a few tweets, and you have to tell me if it was a Twitter troll or a clapback goal, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
You look like a thumb, and this makes me happy, you finger-looking headass.
Ooh.
That's real.
All I can think about is Megan Fox's thumb, and that is.
Yeah.
Go Google that.
And then Becca's nudies.
All that makes me think of is how Mama June kind of looks like a thumb.
Yeah.
Okay, totally.
So do you think it's a clapback from somebody or do you think it's, I'm going to give you a hint.
They're all Chrissy Tegan's clapback.
So is that a clapback or a Twitter troll?
For me, that's a Twitter troll.
Yeah, I agree.
So we're all in Twitter troll?
I think so.
Kelsey.
Oh, she didn't hear it.
She was pooping.
Another one?
I do want to let you know that my toilet.
It is actually broken because I've just left it three times.
Then you're forgiven.
You're forgiven.
Okay, so it's...
You didn't like poop jokes or no.
What?
No, me neither.
I don't even like a poop joke.
I don't even know what we were talking about it.
Are you kidding me?
I'm a family guy, like, he's just family guy fan.
I love a good poop joke.
I don't think that that was a poop joke, me finding a turd in your point.
That was just honest.
Fine.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I'm just going to go with Twitter troll on that one for you guys.
And I'm going to tell you the truth.
truth. It was a clapback.
Was it? Yes, Chrissy Deakin
said that to somebody. I'm not sure what
their tweet was to her, but she responded
with, you look like a thumb, this makes me
happy, you finger-looking headass.
Yes. I love her. I know, it's
the best. Okay, Keltie, do you know the game
or were you pooping? Yes, no, I know the game.
Okay, here's the next one.
Disgusting. We are ashamed
she is one of us. Oh, that's
a troll. This is all
to Chrissy Teagan? No, it's
It's all either tweets or clapbacks.
It's not all to Chrissy Tegan.
She just had the best clapbacks.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh.
That's a troll.
Yeah, that's a troll.
Yeah, you're right.
That was a troll to me.
Disgusting.
We're ashamed she's one of us.
You?
Talking about me being Canadian.
Canadians are so nice, though.
Yeah.
Why would they be embarrassed?
If I could even show you this guy's, it was a guy, and if I could show you his profile with
his girlfriend, we could all have a good laugh at it.
Okay, next one.
Get a job and stop living off welfare paid by us.
It sounds like a Republican troll?
That's a troll.
It was a troll. You're all right.
That was, again, another one.
These are all directed at me, but Chrissy has the best clapback.
You're on welfare?
Yeah.
Well, yeah, obviously they don't know.
They don't know how the world of social media works.
Oh, because they don't think you have a job, but your job is.
is actually just being you.
You're probably making like 10 times more money than they are.
Exactly.
That's one of the ones I mute, and that's why I'm not giving them their Twitter names because I don't want to give them that attention.
Yeah, no.
Good call.
Okay, this is one of my personal favorites.
Ready?
Yep.
Botox won't help fix your hideous oversized teeth and non-existent tits.
Actually, by the way, Botox can fix big teeth because it can make your lip go down a little bit over your teeth.
Oh, I'm aware.
How do you think I fixed my hideous oversized teeth?
This one's also directed towards you.
It's definitely directed towards you.
I just gave it away, didn't I?
Yeah.
I think it's a troll.
You're right.
You're right.
Okay.
Here's the last one.
Last one.
So then don't tweet about it, you twat.
You.
Did that end up to be a clap back?
That's a clap back to you.
You're talking about.
Sounds like some advice.
Or did Chrissy Teagan write that to someone?
Yes.
That was a Chrissy Teagan clapback.
I love the term twat.
Oh, it's so good.
Yeah, twat.
You twat?
I know.
It's one of my favorite ones.
And the fact that I air my podcast on Tuesday and that my finishing line is see you next Tuesday
makes me like so happy about everything.
Wait, that's what we do.
What?
No, it's not.
You're feeling bitch.
Okay, wait.
I feel like every Lady Gang episode, we say see you next Tuesday together.
No, you.
In unison.
Okay.
You said it.
You were there when we said it.
I probably subconsciously stole it from you without even realizing because when they said we're releasing my podcast on Tuesday, I'm like, this is perfect.
Caitlin.
Oh, I'm such a stealer.
See you next Tuesday.
Hashtag Lady Gang.
Please listen to them.
See you next Tuesday after you listen to the Lady Gang first.
Yeah.
Okay.
You know what?
That's fair.
Perfect.
You can give us a little promo and we'll let you keep it.
That's fair.
And that's also how you play Twitter trolls or clap back.
And oh my gosh, what a perfect way to end this podcast by giving you guys a shout out.
Tell us where we can find you other than at The Lady Gang.
Well, if you want to follow Becca on Instagram, you can see her very long and super
cunty Instagram name at Becca.
At Becca.
She's just at Becca, like C-E-C-C-A.
Who's the most important Becca of all?
Just at Becca.
That's pretty good.
At Jack Bannick.
And buy her clothes.
And honestly, Caitlin, the last time you Instagram
something about me, I don't remember it was.
I got like 700 new followers, and it was like a glorious day for me.
So please all of your followers come follow me so I can feel important.
Thanks.
Anything.
Like makes me want to follow you.
Wait, I thought you were the one teaching me how to play it cool.
Yeah, right?
She can't.
When I come to Instagram, she's no cool.
I'm no cool.
Anyway, our Instagram is the appellation.
And our website is ladygang.com.
And our episodes for our podcast also come out on Tuesdays.
So we'll see you next Tuesday.
You just hang up on me.
See you next Tuesday, bye, click.
The exact same places you found this podcast.
Oh, man.
You can get our podcast one and iTunes.
I do highly, highly recommend listening to your podcast because I'm slowly like going
there with my podcast and I'm slowly trying to be like unfiltered and more offside.
You guys go there and I just, I, one day.
hope to have the balls that you guys do.
Well, just come visit us whenever you want.
Yeah, we'll give you a crash course.
With wine, obviously.
Rose, not red, depending on the time.
Yes.
Oh, it's un-doubt.
It's Rose.
Oh, gosh.
I love it.
Thank you guys so much for being my guest today.
That was way too much fun.
And now I feel like any other guests I have,
I'm just going to expect that level of honesty.
We'll get ready to be disappointed.
Good luck.
I will promote the shout of you guys on
on my Instagram.
We'll get you some followers, Kelty.
Don't worry about it.
And guess what?
We'll see you next Tuesday.
Hashtag the lady gang.
Bye, guys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
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