Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe - The Oilers Girl Kait | Kait Flynn on Embracing Viral Fame

Episode Date: July 25, 2024

#757. Join Kaitlyn Bristowe on this episode of Off the Vine as she chats with the bold and unapologetic Kait Flynn, known as The Oilers Girl Kait. After going viral for a daring moment at an Edmonton Oilers game, Kait found herself thrust into the limelight and embraced Playboy. She shares her wild journey from unexpected fame to brand deals and life in the fast lane. Discover her thoughts on internet fame, newfound success, and what’s next. From family reactions to bizarre fan requests, Kait’s story is one of embracing life’s wildest moments. If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (6:28) - Overnight sensation: Handling sudden fame from a viral video! (11:46) - How she is now joining Playboy and landing brand deals. (37:41) - Handling bizarre fan requests! Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! DIME: Go to DIMEBeautyCO.com to unlock your discount CHEWY: That’s Chewy.com/vine to save $20 on your first order with free shipping. BOMBAS: See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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the conversations I you and I both are Euler fans yes and Kate Flynn was on the podcast today who is somebody that was a little a little plastered if you will at an Euler's game flashed the crowd and went out She works in the oil industry, tattoos. She's rough around the edges, which I love so much. She was so fun to have on the podcast. We'll probably have to beep out every other word that she says. I love it.

I love it. And we just kind of talk about the fact that her and Huktuah kind of both went viral at the same time. And I thought the sweetest thing she said was like, I'd like to ask if Hock Tua is okay. I got teary. I'm like, that is so sweet. That is nice, isn't it? But we kind of talk about this overnight fame for her and now being part of Playboy. and what comes along with overnight fame for showing your boobs.

We should have actually worn something Canadian today. We should either go to the store. Yeah, somebody go get us a Canadian tuxedo, ASAP. I did a photo shooting one the other night. Did you? You should post it today for Canada Day. Oh, yeah, maybe. That would be good, Canadian tuxedo.

I love it because Americans are like, what? Canada celebrates a day? What does it mean? Yeah, that's what, like, denim member, I was wearing, like, the denim shorts and the denim Playboy jacket. That's, like, called a Canadian tuxedo when you wear it. Yes. Denim on denim is Canadian tuxedo. It's amazing. Okay, so we're in L.A. You're in L.A. for Playboy stuff, which I'm so excited to have you on, just because many reasons, but mostly because I want to know how you're feeling in all of this. I, a lot of times on this podcast, it all of a sudden turns into a therapy session, but... Don't make me cry. It was my favorite thing to make people cry. No, but it's pretty easy these days. I mean, you're in a fragile state. You literally got chewed up and spat out, and now you're here.

and there's probably so many peaks and valleys and challenges to go through with this newfound fame because you probably never saw this coming or did you no okay no some people are no you can swear um some people are really intuitive and you're like you know what this adds up but some people are like what the hell just happened no that's that's where that's where you're okay so you are from grand prairie yeah which is for people who don't know people don't know where edmonton alberta is sometimes in the States. So where I grew up is Ladook. Grand Parry's probably six, seven hours from Ladook, I would say. Yeah, like six hours. So we grew up very close to each other. And are you in the oil industry? Like, is that how? I am, yeah. That's your job is in the oil industry. Yeah. Okay. So you're, like

surrounded by dudes all the time. Okay. Do you like what you do? I love my job. You do? No, no chance that I'll stop doing it in the immediate future anyway. Like, what a great feeling. Who the hell? can say that me wow yeah what is like a day in the life look like for you oh it depends on the day i'm like an oil field hauling so depends on what we're doing where we're going oh my gosh okay we did some weird jobs this winter we went to tuck teuktuck twice like the furthest most northern point in can drive to wow they had like an exploration well up there and they wanted to bring it back online because it's enough to heat their whole town or something i didn't really get the like i just showed up yeah and it was like minus 60

It was very cold. Like when we got there, we had to stay at the hotel for two days. Couldn't go to. It was too cold. Well, cheers. Yeah. I am so glad you're on the podcast. Just a couple Alberta girls drinking my wine and talking about boobs.

Yeah. And I'm so excited for you. Just so many things. I feel like just the vibe I get from you is that you're humble. You know where you came from. You don't. You're just like kind of riding the wave right now. And you're trying to understand the level of fame and attention that you're getting.

What the fuck is happening? happening. Every morning I get up and text my best friend. I'm like, is this still? She's like, no man, it's not fake. Because I was on this big, like, the whole world is fake kick, like weeks prior to this happening. I'm like, we're in a simulation and my sims just like bad at their job. I often, sometimes I think I'm high when I'm not. Because my brain starts thinking that way too. I'm like, who's running this show right now and why are you doing this too? I have no business

being in charge of like being a famous person in the public eye like now I'm like where am I going to get drunk like in the bush alone because no do what I do I do I just let a rip just let a rip wherever you just got to stay being you do what you do and just don't let the world try and tell you who to be so let's go back to the beginning so do you go to oiler games often ah no that was the first one in probably like eight years holy shit this is giving Pam Anderson at the BC Lions. I had to go to Edson the night before and then I had to get something

in Emmington at 8 in the morning so I had to stay anyway and my boss bought me the tickets. He's like, oh, you need to go, the playoffs, the atmosphere and I'm like, ah, no, I have to get up early. I actually turned down the tickets, like, and then I was like, ah, I'll go. I'll go. Paint the picture for us.

What period was it? Was it chilly? What, like, what inspired you to flash the crowd? I'm obsessed, by the way. there was no real inspiration. I drank like eight truly's in the first period and did not eat all day. Like all day. We were like going to stop and get food and we're like, fuck it, we'll get when we get there. And then there was nowhere to park because I have like a pretty large truck for downtown Emmington. So we had to like walk seven blocks. I was like carrying my dog in a box

of drinks and like sweating. Oh my gosh. Yeah. We didn't have time to eat. Went to the game. And then my friend I was with, she's like, we need to keep buying them or we're going to be stuck in the lineup so you can't take your full drinks to buy them so we were drinking them in the lineup waiting for more of them like oh my gosh i mean eight trullies would kill me uh yeah well i want to die the next day okay so so you get on the big screen no i wasn't on the big screen someone just recorded it and put it on x or twitter which i didn't even know was that thing anymore i thought it like went away years ago so i had to like redownload it to find my own tits on the internet and like so you what what what was the inspiration you were just drunk there was no one there

oh okay and are you but are you kind of happy you did it uh i mean like i'm happy with the way things are going in my bank account but like yes bless i love honesty the attention and all that's been like it's hard overwhelming to the max it's not ever who i am like I never had, like, really a social media presence. I thought, this whole time I thought that you were on the big screen and then showed, okay, so we were just in the crowd and out of nowhere and somebody caught it. Yeah, when they won. So they won, like, the Western Conference finals.

Yeah, and everybody was, like, going psycho. Like, it was insane in there. Look, I often, like, that to me is a reaction that sometimes I want, like, you just flashed a million times. It's like, it's just something I do, yeah. That's your move. River boating tets out. Like, he's you, tets out.

That is something, okay, so. I didn't think twice about it, I assume. Like, it was just like. You just did it. And so it blew up on the internet. Your boobs were everywhere. Did you feel like a little bit, were you like, okay, tell me your reaction.

I don't want to assume. Oh, I got it taken off or I thought I got it taken off. And it was like, no, you did not get it taken off. And then it was like gone. And then I was working. And my phone was just like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, like, people sending me my tits. And I'm like, my life, man, like. So then I was like, I got to call my mom so she can debrief dad that my tits are on the internet.

Okay. So there was people I made phone calls to before they got to see my tits. Like, Shannon here's with me. Like, we were like, my tits were viral like a week and a half and I called her. And she was like, what? I haven't seen them. I'm like, where the fuck have you been? Like, under a rock?

Like, they're on TikTok, Facebook, Twitter. Like, they're viral. Oh, my gosh. Like, you would have never in a million years. Okay, so you had to make a call to the parents. What did they say? Well, mom said, oh, they're just tits. Like, we'll deal with it.

They'll go away. It can't be that bad. And then it was, like, in the New York Post. The next day, and we're like, oh, that's that bad. It was actually in the printed copy of the New York. art post. It was not. I couldn't believe I miss it. So many people I was, I forget where I was, but the guys that I was with were talking about Hock Tua girl and you. And I was like, how did I not know this? And they were all showing me what, and they were like, this girl's awesome. And then I found you on Instagram and

DM'd you immediately. I was like, meet you on the podcast. And then I was with biz and I saw he was with you. And I'm like, tell her to check her DMs. I really want her on the podcast. Yeah, well, you were like following me, but you were, like, in the $8 billion message in my, like, request folder and my good, like, friend, like, cousin, I guess I call her, but just not, like, actually, my cousin's some weird family thing. She's like, oh, my God, Keel and Bristow's following you on Instagram. I'm like, who the fuck that? Yeah. Like, I literally know who no one is. Like, I never watch movies.

Well, if you're living in Grand Prairie in the oil field, you're kind of under a rock. Yeah. Well, I just choose to be, though. Like, I'm like, I don't care what's happening around me if it's not, like, a. immediately affecting me or not going to change my life five minutes from now or five years from now, what the fuck did I care about it? You are so grand-mary, I love it so much. It's just Alberta girls are a different breed, but Grand Prairie girls, it's like you are

what I think my soul wants to be, but I like dial it in, but I dial it in. The next contestant on Grand Prairie. I honestly was like, do I flash my boobs at the Euler game if they win the cup? Do it. I thought about it. I did think about it. I'm surprised more people didn't try. Like, that's what everyone said.

Like, everyone's going to do that. And now I'm like, no, they're not. Do you want to get bullied like that? I was going to ask. It was intense. Who, is it women bullying you? It's mostly like 400 pounds. Guys that live in their mom's basement and eat peanut butter out of the jar with their hand

and never seen a set in their life. Yep. And then there's like the amount of supporters that attack the people who are mean is like, insane you got you we need to name them like a war like we need to name them because so my supporters who listen to the podcast will go to war for me and I call them the vinos oh so you need to name you know how like the swifties the what is Beyonce's like the beehivers what no that's not what it is but you need like the flinters yeah the flinters you think so yeah they come to war for you and they're your community and they're your support system

Later, on the internet, we can type in keywords. Yes, but I have a question. Yeah. So with all of this going on, you literally get the attention of Playboy. You're now getting brand deals. You're getting flown places. You're doing all these things. Do you want to keep it going, or are you just going to make hay while the sun shines?

Do you want to build a longevity career with this? Or are you, because I know you want to, is this like going to be a side hustle? Can you, like, are you like, I can't do this? Well, that's what I got Shia for. I always say it wrong. I can't say anything right. I say her name wrong every time too. Yeah, that's okay.

Nobody's named that in Grappery. Betty and Karen the Dorn. Betty and Lucy. Betty and Lucy. Yeah. No, I don't know. I'm just riding the wave. Yeah.

Because it's a lot. It is a lot. So are you reading into it, like with what people say to you? I have drastically dialed back on reading the comments and it's like made my mental health substantially better. Like, yeah, yeah. When I first went on spin chicklets, everyone, like, attacked my teeth. And I was like, they're the only thing I have not been self-conscious about my entire life. Oh, the internet will do that.

Yeah. I was like, what? I got my teeth redone because of the internet, and I did not have bad teeth. No? No. Yeah, I was like, don't let them do that. I have bullies. They are.

They'll find whatever and go for it. Okay, so I'm glad you've dialed back. You're not paying too much attention to it because, I mean, it's only going to get worse and better. Yeah. That's the internet. You'll have a lot of supporters and you'll find community and people will, again, go to war for you. And then you're going to have the angry men who it's just sad. It is.

I can't decide what's worse. I get a lot of women who hate me and I only have like 2% of men that follow me on Instagram. But I don't know who's worse. Men are women. There was literally a church on X or Twitter or whatever it is that talked about like a shooting in a mosque and then my tits in like the same sentence. like compared them like and said like June has been like the worst month this year in 22 I'm like yeah I have killer tits but they're not killing anyone in a mosque like let's calm down let's also ask why men can lift up their shirts and have painting of exactly and that's

like literally what I said I was going to do before I went to the game just like joke and I'm like oh yeah I'm going to paint my chest yeah that's why can men do it and women can't I get it that double standards yeah I'm like everyone's like calling me pet And aphile and shit, I'm like, what? You're literally allowed to be topless in Canada if you want to. Yeah, do whatever you want. I just, get a grip here. Do you get upset by how sexualized you've been?

No, I mean, I feel like everyone is now. The world's just sex. Yeah. Well, there's a sex. And then you get to go on to Playboy. Yeah. Which I like Playboy for that reason because we like celebrate women's bodies. Yeah.

And like you decide what you control. Yeah. You decide. They're not telling you. to like BBC or yeah playboy's just so iconic and there's been so much history with it and I feel like it's obviously we saw that documentary that came out but that's like that's how it was back in day I feel like no I didn't oh well multiple people told me to see it on the internet before I joined their fault but it's turned a new leaf it's like I feel like playboy's empowering yeah I really do it's I'm it's been good I mean it's so cool that you get to do photo shoots like

Have you ever done a photo shoot? No, my fourth one ever was yesterday. Yeah. I mean, do you enjoy it? I don't mind it's so bad. The photo shoots are not bad. It's like the live recording, like the social media presence, I guess. Like I can get my picture taken, but like I control what I say.

So do you ever do Instagram lives? No. I did my first like Playboy live last night. It's like the same thing. You can like, I charge, I think it was like $5 a question to. answer their questions they've been answering everybody was like really good in there they were like super supportive no one made it sexual like lots of people are like oh we're here for her personality we just want to hear her talk i'm like oh they do like me yeah see oh that's cool yeah i feel like does playboy have

like a supportive community i would assume so yeah i would assume that's nice i assume you make good money in the oil industry how does it compare to the playboy and the instagram world of money isn't it wild it's a little crazy yeah yeah so what are you going to to do like I I are you just to save up your money and some people yeah do some smart stuff with it yeah like money I ever would have had to do the things I want right if I got like super rich I'd probably move away to Idaho or somewhere with like a a moat and a fence and this is this is so funny because I always thought I wanted to like be in L.A and be on TV and which I do I love all those things but after I'm in my like

tenure of being on TV and doing all these things and my five year plan now is to move to Montana and just have a horse like I just want to have a horse a therapy horse dogs and like

the horse you can ride or just when you can pet both yeah both one that could like look me in the eyes and make me feel better and just yeah I just we went to the farmer's market yesterday yeah over here and there was kill dog like puppies from the kill shelter. Senior dogs, though, they were, like...

Oh, I would have went home with all of them. They wouldn't let us take them to Canada. They're like, we don't adopt out of States. We went back to the house. We're like, you need to come adopt this dog for us so we could take it back to Canada. Like, they wanted to be, like, loved so bad. It was horrible.

Oh, that breaks my whole entire heart. Yeah, the farmhouse, Margaret, was incredibly depressing. Like, went there for this happy experience, and the last booth was, like, these little sad kill shelter dogs. How many dogs? What was there, like, probably seven? There's, like, 10, and they let us hold them. them and ran over

to me and put his feet up on the gate and I held him for like 10 minutes. I was like It was awful. Don't ever go to the farmer's market. That's so sad. They won't let you take it to Canada? No, not at a state. Why? They're rescue rules. Yeah. You don't want to

not die that bad. Oh, that's heavy. Yeah, it was horrible. I went to the farmer's market to like loosen up just came back to pristine. Oh my gosh. Yeah. That's crazy. It was bad.

How did Playboy approach you? D-D from Playboy, like, same as you, messaged me and ignored her. You did? For, like, days. I'm like, who is this freak? Preparity Playboy, like. Really? Yeah, and then I, like, send it to my friend.

She's like, that's a real person you're ignoring, like, actually at Playboy, you need to do this. And I'm like, no, I'm like, then. like just leave me alone everyone like this is like hiding hardcore like wearing the giant sunglasses everybody knew who i was grand prix's not that big but grand purry yeah i feel like they would be going nuts nobody said anything though everyone's like been incredibly respectful of it and like that's wow yeah it was good that's nice that gives me some hope in humans because i feel like yeah it's it's the internet it's the internet people in real life even the people that are on the internet being crazy they they probably would be supportive in real life yeah that's how I feel like I'm

like everyone who hates me already hates me and everybody who knows who I am knows like oh cool Kate took her to the other's game whoopty-doo whoop-de-do well it is a big whoop-to-do yeah it was a big so when you wrote back to Playboy you were like what is going on and they're like we want to I don't even remember what I said to her now like everything's it's like one big day like how many followers did you start with? Like 600? And now you're at like 70,000. Yeah. Yeah. That is so crazy.

It is crazy. What kind of content do you want to share on your Instagram now? I don't know. That's what I'm struggling with is like... I feel like you've got to lean into the oil field. Yeah, that's what I thought. It would be like better to just be me on there. Yes. Always. That's who people came for. They didn't come for

like L.A. Kate. They came for unhinged dirtbag patch keep. Yes. 100%. That is 100%. You need to always remember to stay that person. Yeah, and that's what everyone said. They're like, you're going to go to Hollywood and change.

I'm like, I ain't never changing. I've talked to you for 35 in August. Nobody's been successful yet. You think Hollywood's going to be what takes me down? Not a chance. I've been talking to you for 15 minutes and I am pretty sure you are not going to turn into Hollywood. I don't think it's in you. I don't have it.

No, and you'd have to want it, too, which you don't want to turn Hollywood. That's, I mean, what's the craziest DM you've gotten so far? I can't even, they're bad. Like, 50 marriage proposals a day, like, I'll get you your green card. Like, you'll never work a day in your life. I'm like, where are you? I'll come to you right now. Oh, creepy.

Sometimes I'm mean back to them because I'm like, do you often share your fucking location with total strangers on the other? Like, why the fuck would I tell you where I am? You're like, I'm worried about you. Do you think that you mess to me? Like, there's this one guy in Pennsylvania who begs groceries or that's what he told me he did because I was trying to be nice to everybody at first and he was being nice. And then when I, like, wouldn't immediately answer him, he'd, like, lose it on me. And I'd wake up and I'd have 400 messages from this guy.

Like, you're ugly. No one likes you. And then, I'm so sorry. Like, he's, like, having this whole ass conversation with himself. Yeah, it's actually scary. Some people scare me because, I mean, you think about if people know where your location, is like say you post something and you're somewhere like it's scary that people could just come find you and like that men or women can be like mentally unwell and and you never they're

unpredictable it's so scary how do you how do you plan on protecting your peace moving forward I have no plans for anything like I don't feel genuinely concerned for myself in Grand Prairie like I feel like people are still Grand Prairie like obviously if I go at that their places I'll need like when I was with biz and them at that hockey game they had security everywhere they went and then when I left that uh hockey game to go home I got a flat tire like four hours later and I was like laying under my truck changing my tire and I'm like four hours ago I had a security guard to go piss and now I'm changing my own tire I'm like the world is fake like wait that's crazy yeah that's such a funny like duality of you yeah like four hours apart

I'm like, hmm, I don't know many people who change their own tire who also have security. I'm like, this is a little fri, but crazy. Like, where do you find a happy medium? When, do you? No. No. No. You just got to, I'm an extreme.

Like, I'm either, like, down here or up here. I'm never just, my therapist calls it the window of tolerance. I'm learning. I'm not in that window of tolerance. I'm either up here or I'm down here and I'm working on being right here. And it is so hard. It is so hard. I'm so extreme.

Did you get, okay, I don't know if I could talk about this, but like you got an offer from Playboy. No, so Playboy has like a platform kind of like OnlyFans. Oh, okay. So then you make certain money off that. Yeah. And so there's like different levels like silver gold plot and whatever. And they like said like, oh, well, you'll just come on as this and we'll help you

because like normally you have to like achieve them like having a team behind you. But I had so much that they were like, we need to do this for you or you're just not going to do it because it's so psycho, so I, like, got to pass over those steps. Yeah. Which was a big thing to have that help right off the haul. Do you have, like, an entertainment lawyer? No. Oh, Lord.

I need lots of things. Well, take it from me. I've had to learn the hard way, yeah. I, honestly, I remember signing my bachelor contract, and, like, I had no idea what I was doing. And I was just, like, it was, like, 37 pages, which is nuts. and it was like you could suffer from like mental illness and emotional trauma and I was like Caitlin Brista signing each page and it's just like I already have that yeah yeah I'm like how much worse gonna give me more that's what would be like your dream collaboration to have out of everything

like oh well like I just want to make sure huckta girls okay oh that is the sweetest thing you was like I don't want to be one of those psychos and her DMs on the internet, though, but it was like, I said this to my 16-year-old niece. We were at the Zach Bryan concert, and they brought up Haktua on stage. You guys were there for that one? Yes. Oh. And I'm like, I love that she's getting this, and she seems so sweet, and I'm like, I just want to, like, protect people at all costs.

And, like, you know, certain things and DMs she's probably getting an offers. And, like, she probably doesn't know which way to go. I feel like you two should link up and be like. like support systems for each other. Yeah, like group therapy. Yeah, because like I have a very offside sense of humor. I like to push limits. I like to say things for shock value.

I like the hawk to it to me, I was like, oh my God, that is hilarious. I started quoting it. But then I realized the other side of it where I'm like, my niece is thinking like, oh, you can just talk about spitting on a, and get famous. And then I'm like, same thing with you. I'm like, I freaking, that's something I would do. Yeah, that's what the haters are like, oh, the only reason she's famous is for her tits blah blah blah

I'm like I was famous for the tits but when I posted that video under the bridge telling everybody to f-off is when I blew up I just like went under the bridge and I was like yeah I whip my tits out in an oilers game I went viral for it if you don't like it then fuck off like you don't have to let it affect

your life in any way use my tits the oilers not you not you fatt larry in your mom's basement like fuck off like enough and then yeah that's when I like exploded oh my gosh and so what was people's reaction to that oh people loved the fuck off good okay so I'm assuming your parents your family and friends know the kind of person you are and when you are being you on social media they're like that's her

and that's all anyone could ask for you know like be you but the internet is probably like oh god yeah anybody who knows me just knows that that's me but the internet's like wow she's so strong willed and spirited and I'm like no I'm just like this. We are. Have you always been like this kind of like out of the womb just like a rough tough and like you are who you are? I don't like think I was born with a filter like since a long time. Yeah. I just remember. It's refreshing. shocking people with what comes out of my mouth like sometimes even myself and it's like you should not have said that. Do you have siblings? I have one younger sister yeah. And what if you think of all this?

Uh, she's medium She's just like She's like a very I don't want to say reserved But she's just like a farmer Who stays in the bush And doesn't whip her tits out at Oilers games She's like nice little

Farmer Sally Pets her pigs and cows And bless that life too The calm good child Like my parents never had a concern Yeah like still to this day When my parents phone Like if their phone rang in the middle of the night

Mom's like We always think it's about you Yeah, like it could literally be anyone, and we immediately assume it's something to do with you. Or you're awake and you're drunk and you're calling us. That is, my parents have always said that too. They're like, my mom has like, my sister's ringtone when she calls is like, and when it rings from me, it's wha, wah, wah, wah, I'm like, okay. It's emergency.

Yeah, it's always like something dramatic must be happening. This is not a test. Yeah. What's the craziest thing that's ever happened to you besides this? I almost died When 2016 I was in like a bad snowmobile accident

Oh my gosh Yeah I was like climbing my sled like up the mountain And I had hit like a hardened patch of snow from the day before And I ended up like impaling myself in the guts And so I lost 60% of my pancreas My whole spleen and 30% of my liver But I only had like a bruise the size of a tuni Oh my gosh

For the Americans don't know a tunis Like a two inch circle I guess And the guy I was dating at the time I was like, oh, you're just being a little bitch So I like, he was, yeah, anyways We won't get into him Okay, I rode my sled for like another probably five hours that day And then like packed up camp drove home

And like waited to go to the hospital And then we were at the hospital And I like hit my face too when I came down And there was no snow in Grand Prix Because it was like the 9th of April And he went out to the truck to get something And they were like, he's gone now You can tell us what really happened

Like we know there's no snow And I'm like he didn't beat me like actually crash. Yeah. And then like, they're like, you should actually call your parents. And I was like, oh. Oh, no. And they're like, told my parents, they're like, if and if she comes out of this surgery, like, she's going to be like f***ed up, like diabetic, like not probably ever get good. And so I was in the hospital for 21 days. I wasn't allowed to. 21 days before I flipped out and checked myself out. I wasn't supposed to leave. I could see him just like, working out behind these. They like called my dad because I was like, I'm leaving. And they're like, you're like, you're like, you're. you're not leaving like you're sick I'm like I'm leaving like I don't know what part of this you get like I'm leaving and they're like I got way better at home like the honestly the worst part of the whole accident was like the hospital drugs like the morphine and shit and like the

withdrawal from that was horrible but I went home and just like started taking weed oil and doing my normal life not laying in a bed rotting like they wanted me to yeah I got better way faster than the hospital ever I feel like you've got a strong god me yeah you know I feel like you're You're only as sick as you let yourself be. Yeah, I feel like you're a big mind-ver-matter guy, yeah. A woman. Are there any, like, specific projects or things you're working on right now that you're excited about? Going sturgeon fishing with, like, this guy that I ended up meeting on Instagram from the whole thing.

I've, like, always wanted to go sturgeon fishing. He, like, reached out, like, not to be, like, a creep or anything or not even to invite me for sturgeon fishing just to be like, wow, like, what you did is incredible, don't listen to the fainters. and I, like, creeped his profile. I'm like, this motherfucker. Fish is fish. And I'm like, we're going to go to August long weekend. I think Shannon's going to come with me. Cool.

We're going to do a photo shoot sturgeon fishing. Oh, great idea. Yeah. I have a quick little lightning round of questions for you. Okay. Okay. If you had the chance to go back and do this again, would you do it? Probably not for, like, the sake of my mental health and, like, how crazy it was.

Like, if I knew the results were going to be good, but those. like first two weeks like I like had like a menti B like five times a day and that's a cute little name I gave it so yeah I call it a panic attack yeah yeah it sounds cuter yeah yeah oh my gosh no I have mentee bees a lot it's a lot it's a lot it's a lot cried my eyelashes off my face my one eye like swelled shut I like looked like I was like beaten I was like glasses everywhere oh my gosh okay so what's one thing you want people to know about you that they would never guess I don't know that you're maybe a little more sensitive than people think Yeah, I definitely do have, like, a hard exterior, but I'm a little bitch on the inside.

Yeah, that's okay. Same. Yeah. That's me. I'm a little bitch on the inside. With me? Yeah. You can cry when you leave.

Yeah. You were hammered. You showed your boobs. You get on Playboy. People are giving you a lot of attention. But, like, you didn't do anything bad. Yeah, like, I didn't go out there asking for this. And everyone's like, yeah, you did.

You don't take your tips out in public with your own asking for this. And I'm like, yeah, obviously that was a consequence of it, but tell me you've never been drunk and done something dumb. Like, when I get drunk and do something unhinged, I get, like, unfamous for it. Like, it gets you not fans. And I was like, I don't know what happened this time. I'm like, literally thought I did, if anything, get canceled. Like, yeah, like, and then when I went to the hockey game with Bizz and them, I'm like, did you even check Bizz if I'm allowed in the Fri-Rogers place? Like, he's like, it's fine.

You're with me. Let's go. Bids, man. But did you confirm? Like, am I allowed? This is one of my favorite people I've known him since I was I think 23 Yeah he was great

They were great to party with They were all gems I've seen him go through a lot of phases In his life and he is like In a place right now where I'm like I love him Like he's he's done a lot of work on himself And he's figuring out

And he's like made a real career for himself Out of his own personality Yeah Yeah he's great Apparently that can happen Yeah And you could do it too And you could do it too

Do you have an Oilers crush No Oh, I do. Holloway? No. I don't like... Athletes? Yeah, it's not my thing.

I like, like, bullets and, like, being able to fix something. Like, I mean, I'm sure the Oilers could fix something if they wanted to, but just like... You want, like, a rough and tough handyman who's got a mullock and listens to country music. I feel like, dating an oiliver would be like, oh, okay, well, see you next spring. Yeah, that's true. After you're done your spring conditioning camp and move on to golf, we'll see you in the fall for a hot. That's so true. Most surprising fan interaction.

I got a movie offer, yeah, from this one guy. He's like, I don't know who he is or if he's like. Is he legit? Yeah, he's. He is. Okay. A movie offer. I blew him off for a while too.

And then I'm like, oh, maybe these real Playboy people can tell me if this movie guy is real. Or if he just made this. Yeah, I don't know what. He's like in some island somewhere, but he's from Canada originally. And he wants to make a hockey movie. Oh, it's like, like a boehlin. my tits or like I really haven't got any details but I also did have someone buy my jeans I was gonna throw away oh Lord a gene kink and I was like oh did they ask you to not wash them before

I wanted me to wear them yeah yeah and I was like charge you a lot of money uh a decent amount yeah um that is bananas there's been like you have no idea the well you do have an idea yeah but not with a male demographic. No? No. The creepiest thing that any, Sydney, cover your ears right now. This weirdest DM I ever got from a guy,

it's always women. The weirdest thing I got from a guy was somebody asking me if I liked it in every single hole on my body. And I was like, oh yeah, there's lots of holes. Like ears specifically, nostrils, sure. Anywhere else, don't touch me.

No, it was so weird. People don't know. Probably. Oh, my girl. I don't know. Microdeck. Yeah, if people are mastering. He didn't know his job after that.

If people are masturbating with jeans, the... Oh, I think they're doing a lot more than jeans. Exactly. Like, probably substantially worse than jeans. He's probably a good guy. You need to start a podcast just on, like, the DMs you get. Like, could you read me a few DMs right now? Oh.

Read me a couple DMs right now. They're like unhinged. Could I go through and just pick a few? The vast majority of them are nice. Yeah, give her, go to, like, at first I was trying so nice to be nice to everyone. And I was like, I just need to be nice to be nice. people because they're actually nice to me and then I'm like well you do get a lot of nice ones yeah like they're mostly nice for every mean one there's probably five nice ones and even like

the guys who ask completely unhinged things are really nice about it like if I paid you and gave you my grandmother's jewelry oh man think about sucking my dick no oh my lord um yeah like how do you pick i don't even i am surprised actually how sweet oh my god people want to know your shoe size that i have so many feet people like we literally did so much feet pictures this weekend stop are you going on only fans are you already no just playboy oh right because playboy does the thing yeah like the feet people are unhinged like can you skate dad i'm really well oh whoa good content How did that just happen? I just smashed my wine glass.

I've never done that. It's a good way to round out of podcast. I got really excited about these DMs and blailed my arms. Because there's so many. Yeah, yeah. Okay, while you do that, I need to find... Dick rating, too. Did you know, dick rating is a huge thing.

Guys really want to send you their dick and know what you think about it. I've never received. And then so, I was, like, being... I'm so sorry. Like kind of like mean about it to some of them and like oh like what's that spot and they're like oh it's flash and then they like start freaking out What? Yeah they really want their dicks rated which is I've never heard I mean wow people are actually quite nice to you mostly I like your spirit keeping you oh bless did you see all the songs people wrote songs about me what? Oh yeah two songs already Okay we tried we tried but I want you to find some crazy ones and send them to me

Because I would just, I just want to, like, do a dramatic reading of, like, like, if I do that, send me your shoe size and your toe. Shut off. Okay, and then last thing, dream collaboration on Playboy. Hocktaugh girl. You guys got to get Hock Taw Girl. I just feel for her. She was just the same time as me. I'm sure there was lots of other randow girls who have done it, but I feel like we're going through this together.

Yes. It's like my new little sister. Totally. What would you say to her? Um, are you okay? Yeah. Oh, and they're mean. Yeah.

But, like, she also has, like, big support I notice. Like, it's the same thing. There's only, like, random, mean people who probably have never sucked a dick. Don't do it right. Like, the girl knows what she's doing, obviously. Like, that's what people's problems are. That's, I feel like you guys need to do some sort of collab together. How old is she?

21. I watched this morning, yeah. Okay, she did like a thing on bar stool after her Zach Bryan concert. She wasn't a teacher, like everyone said, and everyone said she got fired from being a teacher. That's not true. No, she worked at a spring factory. She's not even, you can't even legally teach apparently in the States until you're 20-something, which I learned this morning from her.

Oh my gosh. But like same thing. People made up like crazy shit about me like, oh, wonder how her Monday morning office meeting was. That's just she got fired. like my boss is a gym and was like man people whip their tits out all the time you're fine we'll get through this

like their tits let's do this and I was like Monday morning meeting I've probably been at work for nine hours before you office cucks got up like I'm not no shitting on offices but like I wasn't at the

Monday morning office meeting I was busted my non-existent balls like like the internet like I just don't get where they get their shit and run with it and it's like oh the the amount of lies i've seen about myself online and what did i do next to believe is absolutely wild it's like i live my life and then other people have a version of

what my life looks like because they see two minutes of my day my tits allegedly like went initially viral people who thought they were real were like fighting people who said they were fake to the death and we're going to die on that hill and had no idea who I am and yeah their fake is what I'm saying like that what is the big deal look at them they're fake it's the same as looking out of rubber fake plant at the store like they're not even real my lips are I'm like my lips are real expensive yeah exactly real expensive yeah what is that what are you the most excited about after all of this the my bank account so the people who say that like no one cares about you anymore.

You're 15 minutes of fame or over. Like, yeah, I never wanted those 15 minutes, but you guys, you negative people, like your negative comments, all it's doing is boosting me further. You posting on my thing for other people to see. Thanks. You fucking.

Like, come on. Like, if it's not affecting your life, like, that's my biggest issue with this, is like why so many people were pressed about it. Like, the world needs more real people like you. I'm telling you. the amount of people who like watch everything that comes out of their mouth because they're scared of what people are going to think and you are just you you can't pussy foot around life like you get one yeah i always say you get one crack at life you might as well be yourself because otherwise it is exhausting trying to be somebody else it is yeah like exhausting like i'm proud of you i'm also very much here for you if you you know it gets too much i've i've experienced a lot of the craziness online and i truly Like, it's one of my biggest things that are takeaways from this experience that I've had over the last 10 years is, like, I love being there for other people who go through the craziness and, like, need a either shoulder to cry on or someone to talk to or vent with, I'm here for you.

I'll drink a bottle of wine with. I'll drink a bottle. We could zoom. Like eight? Yeah. I'm down for eight. We could literally just like do a FaceTime, drink wine and vent. If they shit to Grand Prix then.

Yeah. You tell those guys. I'm going to. Get Spade and Sparrows out. Like first stop home from the airport. five hour drive yes and you tell them this is the wine that we need we need this it's we're doing it thank you okay is there anything else you wanted to share before no i don't think so i this is the thing i if people are confused about who you are today it showed who you are and uh it's so real

yeah that'll that'll be the thing yeah like well she's a lot you are you are going to be like okay she is legit yeah real you are even didn't kill her no and it won't thank you so much for coming today. No, thanks for having me. I know this is like a lot and... It was nice that people can now see that I am real and exist and am a human, not... And you're more than just your boobs. Robot?

Yeah. Am I? Yes, you are. No, I know, I know. I know I am. And boobs are great. I'm like a whole lot more than boobs. You are.

A lot. Yeah. You've got a lot more and like, and you get to use your beautiful body to make money and then still be true to you and you're a hard worker and you're, I'm proud of you. Oh, well, thank you. I am. Thanks for having me. I'm really excited that you came on today. I was I was very excited to talk to you and I just good. I live for real honest people. I'm Caitlin Bristow. I'll see you next Tuesday. See you're next Tuesday.

Thank you. Thank you.